1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,600 # Ah! # 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,320 Ah! 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,800 Eurgh! 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,280 Oh! 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,760 Yes! 6 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,120 No! 7 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 8 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,320 Hello, welcome to the highly anticipated seventh episode 9 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,800 of Taskmaster Australia. 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,000 It's the show that answers the burning question - 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,680 what if comedians had feelings? 12 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,000 And what if the man hosting them did not give a single shit 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,800 about those feelings? (LAUGHTER) 14 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,120 I am that host. 15 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,080 And, yes, I am who you think I am - 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:59,480 the man who killed, and is wearing the skin of, Tom Gleeson. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,240 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,400 Sitting in front of me, as always, are five sweet, innocent children 19 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,400 between the ages of 29 and 50. 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,200 They are Anne Edmonds... 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,840 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,920 ..Jenny Tian... (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 23 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,280 ..Josh Thomas... (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 24 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,280 ..Lloyd Langford... (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,360 ..and Wil Anderson. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:28,600 And here beside me, a man who I'd love to get to know better, 27 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,440 if his dressing-room didn't smell so much of Nutri-Grain. 28 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,120 (LAUGHTER) It's my assistant, Lesser Tom. 29 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 30 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,320 G'day, mate. How are you going? I'm not too bad. 31 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,680 I've always wanted to be one of those guys 32 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,880 that everyone knows can do a backflip. 33 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,160 So I've been practising - 34 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,760 not backflips, because that's too hard - 35 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,320 I've been practising telling people I can do a backflip. 36 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,040 (LAUGHTER) 37 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,520 I can do a backflip. 38 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,680 (LAUGHTER) 39 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,640 Alright, sugar lips, sweeten the air 40 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,160 with details of our prize task, please. 41 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,960 Tonight, our comedians have been asked to bring in a thing 42 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,400 that is great to have one of, but gets progressively worse 43 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,760 the more you have. 44 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,360 Ooh, OK. Jenny, what have you brought in? 45 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,960 I have brought in the Plan B pill. 46 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,400 (LAUGHTER) 47 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 48 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,280 'Cause if you have one, you know, it, like, saves you, right? 49 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,680 But then, if you have multiple, then it is a little bit worse. 50 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,000 And it's called the Plan B pill, not Plan B to Z. 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,200 (LAUGHTER) 52 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,600 When you said "saves you", 53 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,880 you meant "saves you from the blessing of having children". 54 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,480 (LAUGHTER) 55 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,240 Yes! 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,120 (LAUGHTER) 57 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,440 It didn't sound right, did it? (LAUGHTER) 58 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,080 So, not more than once? 59 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,520 No, not more than once. 60 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,400 And also, my dad is in the crowd tonight, 61 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,960 so, if he asks... 62 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,480 It was a hypothetical, wasn't it? Yeah, exactly. 63 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,240 I don't know what that is at all. I've never taken one in my life. 64 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,520 OK, Wil? 65 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,560 Oh, I'm happy with this. The more you have, the worse it gets. 66 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,080 The nose. It's great to have one nose... 67 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,800 (LAUGHTER) 68 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,440 (APPLAUSE) 69 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,600 ..you have two noses, 70 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,480 suddenly they start getting closer to smellier places. 71 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,760 But I thought you probably couldn't imagine what it would be like 72 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,520 if someone had a lot of noses, so I just thought I'd bring this in. 73 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,240 (LAUGHTER) 74 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,600 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 75 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,960 So, you use medical marijuana for, uh, for your pain, yeah? 76 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,280 Yes. Well, just... 77 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,160 This 'more than one nose', it sounds like stoner talk to me. 78 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,680 (LAUGHTER) "Oh, man. 79 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,400 "Imagine having more than one nose." 80 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,680 Well, it certainly wouldn't be cocaine talk, 81 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,880 because no-one would want...! Ha! 82 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,160 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 83 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,840 Right. Lloyd, what have you got? 84 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:49,440 I chose a human skull. 85 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,360 (LAUGHTER) 86 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,080 It's absolutely fine to have one skull... 87 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,000 (LAUGHTER) 88 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,520 ..on, like, the mantelpiece or something in your house. 89 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,920 It would be like a curiosity, but the more you have... 90 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,080 (LAUGHTER) 91 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,120 ..the more you're getting into, like, serial killer territory. 92 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,960 If, for example, you went, 93 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,480 "Do you want to come down to my basement 94 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,960 "and see all my skulls?" (LAUGHTER) 95 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,800 I would be like, "No, I'm going." (LAUGHTER) 96 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,040 What did you bring in, Anne? 97 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,200 I brought in a Strongbow. 98 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,800 (LAUGHTER) 99 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,560 The first time I got drunk, I snuck out of my parents' house 100 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,400 through the window, went to a park, and I drank eight Strongbows. 101 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,520 Ooh. 102 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,400 Then I came home, and I was just vomiting out of the open window, 103 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,480 all night. 104 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,920 I saw the face of God... 105 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,160 (LAUGHTER) 106 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,360 ..and he loved Strongbow! (LAUGHTER) 107 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,720 But it's disgusting. OK. 108 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,000 Uh, Josh, what did you bring in? 109 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,240 Buttholes. 110 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,840 (LAUGHTER) 111 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,200 Is that...? What's that supposed to be? 112 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,400 It's a butthole. (LAUGHTER) 113 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,320 A butthole? Or your...? 114 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,360 Was it you? 115 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,360 It doesn't matter who it is. (LAUGHTER) 116 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,040 It's kind of like the nose, in many ways. 117 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:10,840 But I didn't do a, like, photo composition scheme 118 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,640 with heaps and heaps of buttholes. And thank you for that. 119 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,120 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 120 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,920 Alright, well, I should allocate some points. 121 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,800 Well, I'm thinking Wil's nose gets one point 'cause it's stoner talk. 122 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,560 What are you talking about? (LAUGHTER) 123 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,320 That is, like, my best prize of the whole season! 124 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,320 No. One?! Yeah, one. 125 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,080 Josh is going to get two points for his butthole. 126 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,600 Three points to Lloyd for the skull, because it creeped me out a bit. 127 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,600 Anne, four points for the cider, because I agree, one cider's enough. 128 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,680 Even half. 129 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,880 But Plan B pill? 130 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,800 I mean, you don't want one more of those. 131 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,640 Five points to Jenny. 132 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,600 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 133 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,000 Alright, I've said it before, and I'll say it again - 134 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,560 that's enough cider and buttholes for one night. 135 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,800 Let's get into the good stuff, Tom. Sure thing. 136 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,000 It's time for our contestants to pull their socks up... 137 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,200 ..to pull them down. 138 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,400 Hi, Jenny. Hi, Tom. 139 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,600 Koreen. Hi, Lloyd. 140 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,360 Hello, Tom! Hi, Wil. 141 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,600 What's going on here? 142 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,640 It's just a bunch of socks on the house. 143 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,240 I can see that. 144 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,840 "Find the minivan in the sock." 145 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,480 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 146 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,760 "Fewest socks removed from the house wins." 147 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,240 "You may not enter the house. Your time starts now." 148 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,400 Oh. 149 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,080 Flip me. 150 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,360 What?! 151 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,840 "Find the minivan in the sock." 152 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,000 Well, I'm gonna go check out the caravan. 153 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,480 OK. Yeah. 154 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,640 I don't see any socks. 155 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,840 Is the hook helping? 156 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,040 I mean, I'm not allowed to enter a house, 157 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,240 and this is technically a house. 158 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,080 You're allowed to enter. Oh. 159 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,600 I don't really see anything. 160 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,760 I don't see any socks here. 161 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,320 OK. Well... 162 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,800 Ah! 163 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,240 (LAUGHS) 164 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,720 Oh! I see what's happened! 165 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,000 (APPLAUSE) 166 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,240 Hello! 167 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,280 Jenny, do you think your father is proud of you? 168 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,680 (LAUGHTER) 169 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,080 People often lose a few socks here and there, 170 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,560 but I don't think anyone's lost that many before. 171 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,640 Yeah, but in my mind, a minivan and a caravan were, 172 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,760 like, the same thing. 173 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,200 And I just thought, "Wow, it's probably going to be, 174 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,760 "like, a really easy, quick find, 175 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,160 "and I'll go into the caravan 176 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,160 "to find the caravan that I was supposed to find." 177 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,880 Not realising that a caravan and a minivan are 178 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,080 different vehicles, which... 179 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,160 (LAUGHTER) Yes. 180 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,280 Well, if we've got nothing else out of this task, 181 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,680 you've learnt that a caravan and a minivan are two different things. 182 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,920 (LAUGHTER) Alright, well, who's first? 183 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,600 Two of them have athlete's feet, the other just has tinea. 184 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,880 It's Jenny, Anne and Lloyd. 185 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,920 "There's a minivan in a sock." OK. 186 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,880 Oh, look at that. 187 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,960 Can I keep that for my daughter? 188 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,120 Yeah. Thanks. 189 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,760 My daughter would love that. 190 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,920 You think? Yeah. 191 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,640 I can't be bothered removing all these socks. 192 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,960 That's just too many. 193 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,080 I'm just trying to figure out inconsistency in pattern. 194 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,800 It's a horse and a trailer. 195 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,040 Can she have that as well? 196 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,600 OK. Nice one. 197 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,760 It's one of those guys. 198 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,960 Fun. Yeah. 199 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,400 It's an aeroplane. 200 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,720 I'm not even going to ask you anymore. She's having that. 201 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,360 Hello, Tom! Oh. Who's this? 202 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,800 (BLEEP) you! Oh. 203 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,560 I wonder if it's the number of stripes at the top. 204 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,200 Because that one has three. 205 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,480 There's one sock that has three stripes on it. 206 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,560 If you could just pick up the giraffe. 207 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,800 I'm having trouble. I got it, I got it. 208 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,480 Oh, I hear something inside. 209 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,640 Oh... 210 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,320 That's not a minivan. No. 211 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,560 You really need a lot of, um, upper body strength for this one. 212 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,560 Do you? 213 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,520 Lift your trouser leg up! (CHUCKLES) 214 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,280 May I have a look at your socks, please? 215 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,320 What do you mean? 216 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,880 I'm quite pissed off. 217 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,200 I don't like it when I can't solve things. 218 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,280 To be fair to you, I'm in a bit of pain as well. 219 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,200 Oh. Are you? Why are you in pain? 220 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,120 (QUIETLY) You bastard! 221 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,600 What's in there, Tommy-Tom-Tom-Tom-Tom? 222 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,160 You're just desperate to get your feet out on television. 223 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,840 (LAUGHS) 224 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,600 Oh, you've double-knotted them, you nerd! 225 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,200 (GROANS) 226 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,720 Minivan in the sock. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 227 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,720 Was that a minivan? I hope so, I'll never find it now. 228 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,920 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Yay, I found it. 229 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,320 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 230 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,480 TOM GLEESON: OK. 231 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,480 So, Anne and Lloyd, we get it - you've got a daughter. 232 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,800 (LAUGHTER) 233 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,920 Yeah, I've just been thinking 234 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,600 about how much she plays with that minivan 235 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,160 and where it's been. (LAUGHTER) 236 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,640 Oh, right. So, all the toys made it back to your daughter? 237 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,160 Yeah, that's all she's got. Just those toys. 238 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,880 (LAUGHTER) 239 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,240 Now, Jenny, you said that Lesser Tom here was a nerd 240 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,800 because he double-knotted his shoelaces? 241 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,920 Yeah. 242 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,960 How brutal were the bullies at your school? 243 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,840 If double-knotting's a nerd activity? 244 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,280 It is! So specific. 245 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,240 Also, it's nerdy if you've tied a double knot 246 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,760 when you know the next thing... 247 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,520 If you know that what's going to happen that day 248 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,240 is that Jenny is going to have to get down and untie your shoes, 249 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,840 tying a double knot, I wouldn't say it's nerdy, 250 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,200 that's full creep mode, man. (LAUGHTER) 251 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,640 You just want to keep her down there as long as you can 252 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,040 doing...doing feet knots. 253 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,680 I would like to make it very clear - 254 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,600 the double knot was not specific to Jenny. 255 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,880 Actually, he had a combination lock on his shoe. 256 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,040 JENNY: Yeah! I was down there for 45 minutes. 257 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,840 (LAUGHTER) Now, Jenny and Lloyd, 258 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,280 you both found the sock with three stripes. 259 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,160 Lloyd, did you not think to look for the other one? 260 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,360 Socks come in pairs. So, did you not think to...? 261 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,880 I think I was caught up in the giddiness 262 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,880 of getting new toys for Gwen. (LAUGHTER) 263 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,080 I found the sock with the three stripes. 264 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,440 And then, when there was a car inside the sock, 265 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,000 then I started thinking about, 266 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,120 "There's got to be another three-striped sock." 267 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,240 So, that is what led you to look at my foot? 268 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,720 Yeah, I wasn't just thinking, 269 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,320 "Oh, I'm never going to be able to solve this task, 270 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,640 "I'll just enjoy an erotic moment with your... 271 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,520 (LAUGHTER) "..with your foot." 272 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,960 I started thinking about other socks and where the minivan could be. 273 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,960 And I distinctly remember, that day, 274 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,080 I hadn't put a minivan in my own sock. 275 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,360 (LAUGHTER) 276 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,280 Alright, what are the scores so far? 277 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,000 So, Lloyd removed six socks from the house 278 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,480 before discovering the minivan in my sock. 279 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,200 Anne only removed two socks from the house 280 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,120 and was finished in just four minutes and 40 seconds. Ooh. 281 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,840 Jenny took 38 minutes and 45 seconds... 282 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,960 (LAUGHTER) 283 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,360 ..but still only removed two socks from the house. 284 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,040 So, tied with Anne. OK. 285 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,920 (APPLAUSE) Well, we're due a little ad break. 286 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,880 Which should be just enough time to check 287 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,360 what your significant other's been hiding in their sock this whole time. 288 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,640 Hopefully it's a yummy treat just for you. 289 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,440 We'll see you soon. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 290 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 291 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,280 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 292 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,400 it's the show single-handedly keeping 293 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,240 the long-sock grabby-stick industry afloat. 294 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,640 What's happening, Tom Cashman? 295 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,600 Our contestants are trying to find a sock with a minivan in it. 296 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,400 There are 155 socks up on the house and one on my foot. 297 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,680 Alright, who's up next? 298 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,440 He's about to be socked in the face with having to face some socks. 299 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880 It's Wil Anderson. Uh-oh. 300 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,000 Why a minivan, Tom? 301 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,280 Is there, like, a fun play on words there or something that I'm missing? 302 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,640 One of these socks? 303 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,160 Like, there's not another sock somewhere that the minivan is in? 304 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,160 That's the sort of tricky thing that you would do. 305 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,360 I'm just going to check there's not another sock somewhere first. 306 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,720 OK. 307 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,880 Tom, you seem to be limping. Is there a minivan in your sock? 308 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,800 I couldn't possibly say. 309 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,280 Ah, you know what the problem is? That's why you're limping, 310 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,120 because I believe... there is a minivan in your sock. 311 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,320 Sorry to everyone who went to all that fuss 312 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,560 putting all those socks up there. 313 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,080 This sock was not on the house. 314 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,880 Thanks, Wil. Thanks, Tom. 315 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,560 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 316 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,480 Wil, why do you have to suck the joy out of this show? 317 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,720 (LAUGHTER) We're supposed to watch you struggle. 318 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,320 It's OK. There's more sketch comedy to come in this! 319 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,840 (LAUGHTER) 320 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,800 There's heaps more struggles. Don't worry. 321 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,720 Allow me this small victory. 322 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,520 Righto. So, how many socks was that? I mean... 323 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,000 Well, there were 155 socks in total up on the house. 324 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,280 Yep. Wil took down zero. 325 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,640 ANNE: Wow! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 326 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,640 Alright, it always gives me a nice feeling 327 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,440 when we've got one left... 328 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,360 No! (LAUGHTER) 329 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,360 ..and we've already seen someone nail it. 330 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,720 So, uh... 331 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,880 Who's last? Oh... 332 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,480 His last name is my first name 333 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,480 and his first name is what he loves to do - 334 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,400 it's Josh Thomas. (LAUGHTER) 335 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,480 "Fewest socks removed from the house wins. 336 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,160 "Your time starts now." 337 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,040 Oh. Wait. It's a timed task. 338 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,280 I've got to go fast. 339 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,920 That's nothing. That's nothing. 340 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,520 That looks like a minivan. 341 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,320 Oh, that's not a minivan. It's junk. 342 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,680 That's a boat. 343 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,720 A boat? That's a boat. 344 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,760 That was a boat. OK. 345 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,400 It wasn't a van. You can take a look if you like. 346 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,640 It's a boat. Is it a boat? 347 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,040 Oh, my God. 348 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,160 Oh, maybe I'm gonna be a genius at this game. 349 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680 Was that a minivan? 350 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,840 No, it was junk. OK. 351 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,000 Oh, is that a van? 352 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,520 No. What is it? 353 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,080 It doesn't matter, does it, really? 354 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,640 There's two categories, isn't there? 355 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,560 Van and failure. 356 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,280 That's not a van. 357 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,800 It's a dumb toy. I've got to speed up. 358 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,360 Why is that? Because it's a race, isn't it? 359 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,920 Er, not really. Isn't it the fastest time wins? 360 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,640 All the information you need is in the task book. 361 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,480 "Find the minivan in the sock. Fewest socks removed..." 362 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,640 Oh. 363 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,240 It's not a race? No. 364 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,600 Oh, I didn't read. 365 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,000 I've not got good reading comprehension. 366 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,480 Now that I know it's not a race, 367 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,720 there's something about that that's broken my spirit. 368 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,760 We could be here for so long, couldn't we? 369 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,520 Just a man with his socks. 370 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,040 Got a bit of a headache. 371 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,920 You've got a headache? From doing this. 372 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,640 How does your soul feel? (SIGHS) 373 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,120 Mine's a bit sore. Yeah. 374 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,960 What I'm going to do is I'm going to pull every sock down. 375 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,360 OK. 376 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,120 Yeah. 377 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,640 You're just pulling all of them? 378 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,560 If this is one of those tasks where it ends 379 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,040 and you hand me another envelope... 380 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,680 You think I've got something hidden on me? 381 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,160 It's always hidden, isn't it? Hmm. 382 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,600 Oh, (BLEEP)! What? 383 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,520 There's more socks than you think up there. 384 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,520 Oh. 385 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,760 What kind of socks are you wearing? 386 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,680 They're just white socks. Right. 387 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,160 I want this to come this way. 388 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,720 Oop! So, you've got them all down. 389 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,720 That's quite a feat. Complete opposite of the task. 390 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,840 You literally could not do worse. 391 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,920 This is a mouse. 392 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,680 Would you like a water? 393 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,400 I'd love a water. That'd be great. 394 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,120 I'll get a few waters. Thank you. 395 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,440 (SIGHS) 396 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,440 It's better in the shade. 397 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,800 Mm-hm. 398 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,880 (HUMS) 399 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,720 It matches your shirt. Yeah. 400 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,640 Not all things match, so that's good. 401 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,080 No. 402 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,280 Should I read the task again? 403 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,080 I think if I was completely wrong, 404 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,840 you would have sort of hinted by now. 405 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,200 Can you let me read it? 406 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,960 Do you think I would have hinted? It's just behind you. 407 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,440 I don't think there's a trick to it. 408 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,800 I think there's just a van in a sock. 409 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,120 I don't think it's one of those. Pretty clear. 410 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,000 "Find the minivan in the sock." 411 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,600 Oh, my God, it's in your sock. 412 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,040 What makes you think that? 413 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,040 OK. 414 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,520 You don't want to look in...? No. 415 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,560 (APPLAUSE) 416 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,640 Aww! 417 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,200 (LAUGHTER) 418 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,200 No... I mean... 419 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,840 I do feel silly, yeah. 420 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,560 Uh, how long was it? (LAUGHTER) 421 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,680 One hour and 43 minutes. 422 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,680 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 423 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,720 Can you talk me through the moment 424 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,280 where you realised it wasn't a timed task anymore 425 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280 and that it was the least number of socks... 426 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,000 Uh-huh. ..but then, after that, 427 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,480 you clearly decided to pull down every sock. 428 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,600 I've realised that I had pulled down so many socks 429 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,720 that I've definitely lost. OK. 430 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,640 But that I needed to complete the task to get my one point. 431 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,160 (LAUGHTER) I am aware about what... 432 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,600 I do know what you're about to say. What am I about to say? 433 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,760 I then didn't complete the task! (LAUGHTER) 434 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,480 I know, usually I'm very harsh with my rulings, 435 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,320 but in this really difficult decision 436 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,040 as to whether to give you zero or one... 437 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,880 (LAUGHTER) 438 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,960 ..I'm going to be slightly lenient this time and give you one. 439 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,400 Oh, thanks! (APPLAUSE) 440 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,560 I will give you one. Thanks. 441 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,760 So, what are the scores for the task, Lesser Tom? 442 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,880 That means Josh gets one point, Lloyd has two, 443 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,240 Anne and Jenny both on four, 444 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,240 and Wil wins the task with five points. 445 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 446 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,680 I think it's time for some episode scores. 447 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,160 It's a good thing her dad's here - 448 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,200 Jenny's in the lead with nine points. 449 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) OK, what's up next? 450 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,240 At the end of a sentence, you usually see a full stop. 451 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,920 At the end of this one, it's time for a full slop. 452 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,640 Hello. Hi, Jenny. 453 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,320 Kabulay. Hi, Lloyd. 454 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,520 Hey, boy! I'm here. 455 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,920 Hi, Josh. 456 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,120 (MIMICS ALARM) 457 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,720 What's that? Like a siren. 458 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,080 Red light district. 459 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,480 "Go full slop mode." 460 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,600 "Go full slop mode." 461 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200 What does slop mode mean? 462 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,360 "Fullest slop mode wins." 463 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,560 "You have 20 minutes." "Your time starts now." 464 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,840 I don't know what slop mode is. 465 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,640 Would you like me to look up full slop mode? 466 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,280 Could you, please? There's nothing coming up. 467 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,000 Oh, really? Must be a new thing. 468 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 It's a new thing? 469 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,040 Alright. I'll see you back here soon. 470 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,400 Perhaps. 471 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,320 OK, so we're looking not to slop mode... 472 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,000 No, no. ..we want full slop mode? 473 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,280 Yeah. OK. 474 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,520 But we don't really know what it is. 475 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,120 I looked it up. Couldn't find anything. 476 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,040 (LAUGHTER) OK. Who's first? 477 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,680 Going full slop mode for the first time 478 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,600 anywhere on planet Earth, here's Wil Anderson. 479 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,200 Tom, activate full slop mode. 480 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200 (OPERATIC MUSIC) 481 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,720 (MUSIC STOPS) 482 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,240 Full slop mode goes for a while. 483 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,680 Ah! Some went up my nose! 484 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,600 Argh! 485 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,040 Ah! 486 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,000 Is that the end of full slop mode? 487 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,720 Might be the end of my career, Tom. 488 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,360 Thanks, Wil. 489 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,080 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 490 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,000 Wil, there was a little moment there early on that I really enjoyed 491 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,480 where you literally leant into that task. 492 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,960 I don't think it's full slop mode if the slop finds you, 493 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,200 you've got to find the slop. (LAUGHTER) 494 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,880 Bloody loved it. Um, I'm just worried about you, though. 495 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,040 Why? I don't know. 496 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,720 What about now? This is good stuff. (LAUGHTER) 497 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,120 But you're a TV host. 498 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,440 You probably turned down this gig 499 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,120 and you're over there getting slop on your face. 500 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120 Yes! 501 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,720 How much money do you need me to lend you? 502 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,080 I'm just saying, I would prefer that than watch you on this show anymore. 503 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,640 I can't handle any more... (LAUGHTER) 504 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,040 Oh! 505 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,920 Just a figure - what is it? 506 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,160 I mean, that felt a bit real! (LAUGHTER) 507 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,360 I feel like we... 508 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,400 I mean... 509 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,920 It's all fun and games, 510 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,440 I know we're having a good time, 511 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,000 but that crossed the line a little bit! 512 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,040 Alright. Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths to come. 513 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,400 But first a break, 514 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,400 over which Wil's going to tell us about all the other time 515 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,480 something went up his nose on a TV set. 516 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,400 Back soon! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 517 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,320 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 518 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,800 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 519 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,360 We've been going full slop mode. 520 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,080 Don't know what that is? Well, neither do we. 521 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,760 Can you explain it better than that, Tom? 522 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,560 Unfortunately not. (LAUGHTER) 523 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,000 It is what it is. 524 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,760 We've seen Wil's full slop mode. 525 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,960 Now it's time for another one. Alright, who's next? 526 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,600 Going full slop mode for the second time anywhere ever, 527 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,760 it's Jenny Tian. Ooh! 528 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,160 Hi, I'm Jenny. 529 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,600 Summer's coming, so I'm here to remind you about sun safety. 530 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,680 Remember to slip on a T-shirt... 531 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,160 Slop on some sunscreen... 532 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,040 And slap on a hat. 533 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,040 That's slip... 534 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,160 Slop... 535 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,640 And slap. 536 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,640 One more time. 537 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,960 Slip... Slop... 538 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,080 And slap. 539 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,200 Slip... 540 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,560 Slo-o-o-o-o-o-op... 541 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,960 And slap. 542 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,280 Slip... 543 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:05,080 Slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-p! 544 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,760 And slap. 545 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,000 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 546 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,680 That was bloody great, Jenny. 547 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,320 Wow. And I got fair skin. 548 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,560 I could relate to it. 549 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,800 I mean... 550 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,840 That was fantastic. 551 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,680 I can't believe we both, like, creamed ourselves as this task! 552 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,160 (LAUGHTER) 553 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,040 Oh! I think it was great. 554 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,080 It was such an effective ad. 555 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,240 I reckon we could just use that as an ad from now on 556 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,600 for the Slip-Slop-Slap campaign. 557 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,640 You know what? It's so weird when you're being nice 558 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,720 that I genuinely don't know how to react! 559 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,120 (LAUGHTER) 560 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,880 I know. It's fun, isn't it? Yeah! 561 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,520 Well, who's next? 562 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,680 Well, going full slop mode for the equal third 563 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,720 and hopefully last time anywhere ever, 564 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,320 it's Lloyd, Josh and Anne. 565 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,800 Right. I'm wondering whether we can go full slops, as in, you know, 566 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,880 like, "Full slops, man!" Did you just make this up? 567 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,360 Yeah, I made it up. Oh. 568 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,080 One option is sort of, like, to just be lazy. 569 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,240 OK. Like, I really don't want to do 570 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,360 what this task is pushing me towards. 571 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,280 You'll get me a beer, yeah? 572 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,000 OK. Can I have one, too? 573 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,160 I don't care. 574 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,800 Oh, that's nice. 575 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,120 That's fully slops there. 576 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,120 I'll slop around in the water pretending to be a pig. OK. 577 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,600 And then you come over with the slops. 578 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,800 What's my character? 579 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,360 Just do, like, a sort of borderline offensive 580 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,000 but not racist country bumpkin voice. 581 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,040 I'm not exactly sure where the lines are, if I'm honest. OK. 582 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,080 I've got you a beer. 583 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,720 You're just relaxing? I'm not doing any of your questions. 584 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240 I'm not doing any show things. OK. 585 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,600 (US ACCENT) This is full slops today out here. Gnarly, dude. 586 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,720 Fully slops, man! 587 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,160 (LAUGHS) 588 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,920 (GRUNTS LIKE A PIG) 589 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,920 I don't think they have to hold the cameras up the whole time. 590 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,760 Get down! 591 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,880 It's not worth it. 592 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,240 The slops are so full today. 593 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240 Wow! 594 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,880 Oh, I'm in the ocean. 595 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,680 Oh, oh, me hearty. 596 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,360 It's time to feed me pig. 597 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,320 (LAUGHTER) 598 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,000 I can't wait to watch them cut this in 599 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,480 with other people doing stuff. 600 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,800 Fully slops, man. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 601 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,560 I think that's the worst of the tasks so far, by a country mile. 602 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,880 Is it possible you've mixed up the word slop and slob? 603 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,800 What? 604 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,120 Nothing. 605 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,560 (APPLAUSE) 606 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,960 I feel like we got yet another insight 607 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520 into Anne and Lloyd's home life. (LAUGHTER) 608 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,720 So, fully slops. 609 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,880 Yeah, it was total fully slops, and I just... 610 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,120 I rode that sloppy wave and I... 611 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,640 I just really leant into it, man. I owned it. 612 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,800 Yeah. Yeah. 613 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,160 And then, Lloyd, you were worried the TV show was forcing you 614 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,400 into doing that... (LAUGHTER) 615 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,240 ..into doing that task which could be interpreted in any way at all. 616 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,440 Easily my least favourite task of the entire series. 617 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,680 That you designated to yourself. 618 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,400 (LAUGHTER) 619 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,520 OK, now, Josh, you've worked drinking beer into a task again. 620 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,880 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 621 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,400 I'm worried that you may have... 622 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,480 Did you mix up 'slops' with 'slob'? 623 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,600 No, no, no, I was trying to do, like, a sloppy performance, 624 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,880 because I felt like the task is asking us to go full slop mode, 625 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,520 so it's asking for a lot. 626 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,080 So I thought that, like, what would be slop 627 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,560 is to just do nothing. 628 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560 But that felt like full slob mode. 629 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,560 That's not what I... That's not how I meant it. 630 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,840 That's how it came across. (LAUGHTER) 631 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,000 OK. (LAUGHTER) 632 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,960 One of the things that's happened over the season is 633 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,440 I've got so few points and I'm doing so badly 634 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,200 that I don't have it in me to fight for points anymore 635 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,080 because they're meaningless. (LAUGHTER) 636 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,800 So, just score it how you will, gay daddy. 637 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,320 (LAUGHTER) 638 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,440 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 639 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,560 Alright, I should allocate some points. 640 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,960 Yes. Pretty easy. 641 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,120 Josh one. OK. 642 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,960 (LAUGHTER) Two points to Wil. 643 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,600 Just because I'm worried about his career. 644 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,840 (LAUGHTER) 645 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,680 Three points to Anne because, I mean, that was pretty sloppy. 646 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,480 Yep. It's full slops. 647 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,840 Four points to Lloyd, because it left a bad taste in my mouth and his. 648 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,960 Jenny gets five points. 649 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,120 Obviously it was a great ad for Slip-Slop-Slap. 650 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,840 She definitely went full slop mode. 651 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680 From now on, kids all around Australia, 652 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,960 before they go to the beach, will go, 653 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,080 "Mum, Dad, can I please go full slop mode?" 654 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,280 (LAUGHTER) I think you really started something. 655 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,200 Five points to Jenny. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 656 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,800 Alright, you lazy drunkard, give me another task. 657 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,920 I like my tasks how I like my coffee - 658 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,920 strong, or weak. It's up to you, really. 659 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,960 (LAUGHTER) 660 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,800 Good morning. Hi, Anne. 661 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,080 Hi. How you going? 662 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,640 I'm OK. That's good. 663 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,760 You got mail. Ooh! 664 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,240 Oh, I've never had mail before. 665 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,000 You've never had mail? My first mail. 666 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,320 Oh, it's yucky. 667 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320 Eurgh! 668 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600 Oh, that's disgusting. 669 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,960 Spinach, is it? 670 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,320 Yeah. OK. 671 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,080 Ah! Oh! 672 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,200 "Make yourself look extremely strong or extremely weak." 673 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,240 "Most extreme show of strength..." 674 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,280 "Or weakness wins. You have 20 minutes..." 675 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,640 "And your time starts now." 676 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,640 Ah! Oh. 677 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,800 That didn't work. 678 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,240 What strengths do you have? 679 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,120 I'm a white, straight man. That used to be enough. 680 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,320 I feel like my natural demeanour is weakness. 681 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,840 So I'm going to try and be strong. 682 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,440 I'm quite a weak person, I think stronger. 683 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,480 I'm going to go for strength. 684 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,800 Strength - an extreme show of strength. 685 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,080 Maybe we have, like, a fist fight. 686 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,440 Oh. Mano a mano. 687 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,560 Am I one of the manos? 688 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,960 I reckon. 689 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,320 (APPLAUSE) 690 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,800 So, four of them went with strength? Yes. 691 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,240 And Josh yet to decide. Yeah. 692 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,800 Alright. Which strong man or woman are we seeing first? 693 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,880 Does she even lift... my spirits when she enters a room? 694 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,360 Most definitely. It's Jenny Tian. 695 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,120 Welcome to the Universe's Strongest Heavyweight Championship 696 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,640 of Strong Physical Strength, 697 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,120 where I have been crowned the Champion of the Universe 698 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,280 by all of the judges from the universe. 699 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,600 And I have won, unlike these losers - 700 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,440 Rubber Duck and Paddle Pop Sleeping Bear - 701 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,920 because they are weak and I am strong, 702 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,520 as you can see with my muscles here, 703 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:13,320 and also my strong moustache and really strong, strong outfit! 704 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,400 And to prove my feat of strength, 705 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,560 I'm really going to... (GROWLS) 706 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,040 ..get ready for this one 707 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,880 and show you guys how physically strong I am. 708 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,520 (GROWLS) I will lift this hammer with one hand. 709 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,960 (GROANS) 710 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,240 Oh! 711 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,840 Wow. Light as a feather. 712 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,040 Oh, my God! 713 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,280 So light. 714 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,120 I am really strong. (LAUGHS) 715 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,240 Wow. 716 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,920 No effort at all. (SIGHS) 717 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,680 (APPLAUSE) 718 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,200 Yeah. Your last line there was, "Wow, no effort at all." 719 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,440 And I feel like we could all see that. 720 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,680 (LAUGHTER) 721 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,560 I was just thinking, like, the Olympics, 722 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,400 like the OG Olympics, like Greek, you know, 723 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,320 where they're, like, really, really strong. 724 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,960 And then also the outfit as well would make me look 725 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,160 like that stereotypical... 726 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,400 Hm! ..Greek strength. 727 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,760 I'm still just reflecting on you calling 728 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,160 the ancient Olympic Games the OG Olympics. 729 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,440 (LAUGHTER) 730 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,680 Old and Greek. (LAUGHTER) 731 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,440 (APPLAUSE) 732 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,040 Fair enough. 733 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,720 Can I just say, Tom? I don't like complimenting you... 734 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,440 Oh. (LAUGHTER) 735 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,960 ..but that hammer is so heavy. JENNY: It is so heavy. 736 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,080 That thing you were lifting up, it was cool, man. 737 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,000 I hate to ruin my own compliment here, but it weighs 6.76kg. 738 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,600 (LAUGHTER) 739 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,640 (APPLAUSE) 740 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,680 OK. That's another part of the show down. 741 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,640 Deep breaths. Come on. Push, push! 742 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,960 I can see its head. 743 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,360 Oh! Oh. It's hideous. 744 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,000 It's another ad break. See you soon. (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 745 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,080 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 746 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,480 Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are battling 747 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,240 for the right to own Josh Thomas's butthole. 748 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,920 Sometimes, I just have to say it as it is. 749 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,800 Inform us of where we are, please. 750 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,400 Our contestants are trying to look extremely strong or extremely weak. 751 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,520 So far, Jenny has lifted a big hammer 752 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,240 with absolutely no help at all. (LAUGHTER) 753 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,080 Up next, attempting feet of strength and also strength 754 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,480 throughout the rest of their bodies, it's Wil and Anne. 755 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:27,440 Why don't I try and, um, pull something like a horse? 756 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,000 Pull a horse? No, like a horse. 757 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,440 As in you're the horse? Yeah. 758 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,280 Alright, Tom, this is the ultimate show of strength. OK. 759 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,120 I'm going to single-handedly, with these two ropes - 760 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,560 so double-handedly... Yep. 761 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,440 ..pull this van that is behind me. 762 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,440 But the thing that's going to make it even trickier 763 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,320 as a feat of strength is you are going to be tempting me 764 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,840 with an array of things 765 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,520 so I have to actually show, like, strength to turn them down as well. 766 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,560 OK. Could I interest you in a lolly? 767 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,200 No! OK. 768 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,480 (SCREAMS) 769 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,960 (SCREAMS) 770 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,400 Tempt me again. Tempt me harder. 771 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,560 Could I interest you in a vegan sausage? 772 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,960 Uh, no, you cannot interest me in a vegan sausage! 773 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,480 I am too strong for a vegan sausage! 774 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,360 (LAUGHTER) 775 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,600 Alright. Yell out my strengths. OK. 776 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,280 How are you at scrambling eggs? I'm the best. 777 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,120 When do you pay the mortgage? 778 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,400 Most of the time on time. 779 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,880 I've had two slip-ups around Christmas. 780 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,240 And how are you at making muffins with your daughter? 781 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,280 I'm the best! 782 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,000 And that's it? That's it. 783 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,400 Tempt me again! 784 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,280 Could I interest you in keys to a 1965 Ford Mustang? 785 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,760 I am more interested, but I am showing my strength! 786 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,840 (SCREAMS) 787 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,160 Wil, look around you. I... 788 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,600 Oh, wow, I did it. Yeah. 789 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,280 Those are all the strengths? 790 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,120 (SIGHS WITH EXHAUSTION) 791 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,760 That's it, I've had it. 792 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,960 You're on your own, buddy. 793 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,680 OK. Have a good day. See ya. 794 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,960 Man, I actually did not think I was going to be able to do that. 795 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,240 Thank you. Thanks, Wil. 796 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,360 (GROWLS LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER) 797 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,080 (GROWLS LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER) 798 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,400 (APPLAUSE) 799 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,600 OK. Now, Wil, is resisting a vegan sausage a sign of strength? 800 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,000 (LAUGHTER) 801 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,400 I've managed to do it for my entire life. 802 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,240 Without even thinking about it. 803 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,280 I mean, to be fair, it also wasn't a vegan sausage. 804 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,400 It was made out of plasticine, I believe! 805 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,720 (LAUGHTER) So, you double-stacked it there. 806 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,520 You were strong because you were pulling the van... 807 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520 Yeah. ..and also because you were resisting treats that you quite enjoy eating. 808 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,280 Yeah. The weird thing is, I was really sore the next day! 809 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,040 Despite the fact 810 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,520 that - you might have seen - I had a little assistance at the end. 811 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,600 But the idea was to LOOK extremely strong. 812 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,640 Right. Whereas, Anne... 813 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,680 Hmm. ..you... 814 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,080 (LAUGHTER) 815 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,480 Neigh! 816 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,000 You got no help. You actually did the work yourself. 817 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,720 I pulled this guy. And how... 818 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,040 How much...? 819 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,680 (LAUGHTER) 820 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,680 Yes, I pulled Tom Cashman. 821 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,240 And you weigh how much, Tom Cashman? 822 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,960 80kg. I pulled 80kg. 823 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,360 (APPLAUSE) OK. 824 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,880 I would say - 80kg - 825 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,120 relatively impressive for a human woman, 826 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,040 not very impressive for a horse. 827 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,280 (LAUGHTER) 828 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,680 But also, I think your horse suit was a cow suit, wasn't it? 829 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,240 I mean, yes. 830 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,800 I think that's how it was originally designed. 831 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,320 I don't want to bring up the patriarchy as well... 832 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,080 (LAUGHTER) 833 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,320 ..but I was... 834 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,160 I'm a woman who you've just called a cow. 835 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,000 (LAUGHTER) JENNY: Oh! 836 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,680 And yet I pulled you. 837 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,920 Like I've pulled every man in this industry! 838 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,960 (LAUGHTER) Behind me! 839 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,280 Move! (APPLAUSE) 840 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,480 Alright, take us to the next gun show, please. 841 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,320 You are the weakest link... Hello, it's Josh Thomas. 842 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,960 (LAUGHTER) 843 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,000 Extremely weak would be like you say something mean to me 844 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,040 and then I crumble. 845 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,760 What do weak people do when they're attacked? 846 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,280 They attack back. I suppose. 847 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,440 They get defensive. 848 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,400 So, if you did something slightly mean to me 849 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,680 and then I came back 850 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,680 and I did something extremely terrible to you, 851 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,440 that'd be quite weak, I think. 852 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,680 OK. 853 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,840 G'day, Josh. 854 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,480 Oh, hey. Hey, honey. 855 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,760 How you doing?! No! 856 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,400 What are you doing? No! Back off! 857 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520 Ah! 858 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,160 What happened? 859 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,520 What? 860 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,760 No, no, we're in the scene. 861 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,960 You just lay down... Stay in the scene! 862 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,280 Oh. We're in the scene. 863 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,360 Why... Why did you do that? 864 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,040 I don't know why. 865 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,600 (TEARFULLY) I don't know. 866 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,800 I walk out like this. Oh, no, I... 867 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,920 I... I don't know why I did that. 868 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,760 I'm sorry, I was just... Um... 869 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,920 Um, I'm very weak. 870 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080 And I had a very difficult childhood. 871 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,440 What was it like? 872 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,200 Um, they were late to pick me up from pre-school, 873 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,760 and I never got a horse. 874 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,440 That doesn't justify this. No, but I'm sorry! 875 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,240 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 876 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,920 Please. It's... I'm going through a lot. 877 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,120 I think I might be gay. 878 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,480 I feel like you're sending a confused message. 879 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,600 (LAUGHTER) 880 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,920 What I saw was a very strong gay man... 881 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,520 (LAUGHTER) 882 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,840 ..asserting himself. 883 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,560 Yeah, it's... It's... 884 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,360 Sometimes, the greatest strength can come out of weak moments. 885 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,680 And I came out, and that's my strong moment. 886 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,920 And that was my entry. 887 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,120 I was being really strong. 888 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,440 And I was coming out, which you... 889 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,000 ..are about to do. 890 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,520 (LAUGHTER) 891 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,080 Yeah, as we know, from people who've watched previous episodes, 892 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,600 I'm gay. 893 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,120 (LAUGHTER) 894 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,000 You happy? 895 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,120 I'm happy! 896 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,440 (LAUGHTER) I cheered you up, didn't I? 897 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,480 So, we're going to accept that as a show of extreme strength. 898 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,680 Coming out? OK, I reckon. 899 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,320 Oh, God! 900 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,720 Alright. Give us our final grower, show-er or no-er, please. 901 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,720 Let's hope this show is the only thing he's done weakly. 902 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,480 It's Lloyd Langford. 903 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,720 What I'm thinking is we could have a fight. 904 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,400 OK. But I'll win. 905 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,480 Oh. 906 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,880 I feel like there needs to be some sort of narrative to it. 907 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,320 Right? OK. 908 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:21,000 I'm out having a night out with my zebra, and you're...staring. 909 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,160 At the zebra? Yeah, in a sort of, um, lustful... 910 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160 Oh, I was. I was hoping you were going to say appropriate. 911 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,880 No, you are, like, coveting the zebra. 912 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,280 So, if I've wronged you in regards to this kind of animal, 913 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,160 would you call it a zebra crossing? 914 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,040 Yeah, that's not bad, actually. 915 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,040 Hey, excuse me, mate. 916 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,520 Hey. Hey! 917 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,800 Can you stop looking at my zebra? 918 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,800 I'll look at whatever zebra I want. It's a free country. 919 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,920 I don't see any laws about not looking at a zebra, 920 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,160 even if it's your zebra. 921 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,200 We're just trying to have a quis... quiet night out here together. 922 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,200 OK. 923 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,360 And you've been disruptive by your perverted glances. 924 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,240 Move away from the zebra. 925 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,920 I refuse to move away from the zebra. 926 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,240 Right. Well, I'm going to move you away, then. 927 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,560 Oh, really? I'm a strong man. 928 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560 Oh, well... I'm not a violent person, 929 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,000 and you've pushed me beyond my limits. 930 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,760 Stop staring at my zebra. 931 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,920 If you stare at my zebra once more, 932 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,840 I'm going to give you the slap of a lifetime. 933 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,080 Right. I've had enough now. 934 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,320 Come on, love, let's go home. I've had enough of this. 935 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,200 (APPLAUSE) 936 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,400 Um, so you beat up Tom Cashman. 937 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,360 Is that a sign of... 938 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,040 (LAUGHTER) 939 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,240 ..extreme strength? 940 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,680 Well, Lloyd punched me 17 metres, 941 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,000 which - I looked it up - how hard you'd have to hit someone, 942 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,880 and it's physically impossible. 943 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,240 Initially I wanted to do lots of different, like, 944 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,280 tests of strength. 945 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,440 You know like they do in Scandinavian countries 946 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,760 where they have the wife-carrying championships? 947 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,880 Um... 948 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,040 I forgot about this. 949 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:10,480 I carried Tom back and forth across the paddock several times. 950 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,560 (SMATTER OF LAUGHTER) 951 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,920 On one of the occasions, he farted on me. 952 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,360 (LAUGHTER) 953 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,240 He did a f... He did a full fart on me. 954 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,320 You had my stomach here. 955 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,040 We'd just had lunch. 956 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,080 (LAUGHTER) 957 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,200 Alright, well, I guess I should hand out some scores. 958 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200 Yes, please. I'm going to give one point to Wil, 959 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,400 because he was only pretending. 960 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,080 What? That was the whole point of the game - was to pretend. 961 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,840 You've got to be showing extreme strength and... 962 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,640 Extreme strength? I pulled a minivan. 963 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,120 You avoided a vegan sausage. (LAUGHTER) 964 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,960 I didn't mention this earlier, 965 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,280 but in actual, kind of, strongman contests, 966 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,400 they drag trucks 20 times the weight of that van. 967 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,440 You know what? 968 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,800 I just thought it'd be a bit of fun to have a little argument. 969 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,000 I don't need your follow-up. 970 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,240 Oh, OK. To tell me... 971 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,640 (LAUGHTER) 972 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,800 JENNY: Oh! 973 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,480 (APPLAUSE) 974 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,200 Alright, and so I'm going to go for two points to Lloyd 975 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,320 because you beat up someone, and that was impressive. 976 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,760 But it was only Tom Cashman, which was easy to do. 977 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,000 Three points to Jenny because, uh, you know, 978 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,840 I could tell that it wasn't her really lifting... 979 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,960 (LAUGHTER) 980 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,520 Four points to Anne, 981 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,080 because you actually showed genuine strength. I did. 982 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,320 As you pointed out, you've been pulling men 983 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,960 in the... (LAUGHTER) 984 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,720 ..in the industry for years, and... (LAUGHS) 985 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,120 And it's a lot! It is a lot. 986 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,680 It's a lot to take on, and I'm sick of it. 987 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,840 I've got sore wrists and I want to host my own TV show. 988 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,440 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 989 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,800 It takes a lot of strength to come out. 990 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,880 So, Josh... You'd know. Yeah. Because you... 991 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,920 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 992 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,120 Five points to Josh. Yay! 993 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,800 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 994 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,960 It's time for another ad break. 995 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,760 You can block your ears and shut your eyes, 996 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,960 but what if you miss the part where we come back? 997 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,160 Don't even risk it. 998 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,720 Back with our final task of the show soon. 999 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1000 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,160 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1001 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,840 Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster. 1002 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,080 Someone here is getting ready to sink a Strongbow, 1003 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,160 chuck a new nose on their new skull, 1004 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,800 sniff a butt, and pop a Plan B pill. 1005 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,880 Goody! (LAUGHTER) 1006 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,400 Lesser Tom, catch us up on who's winning the episode so far. 1007 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,480 Well, it looks like this one is between Jenny and Anne, 1008 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,280 but Jenny has a two-point lead on 17 points. 1009 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1010 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,120 Alright. Up to the stage for our live task. 1011 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1012 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,280 Alright, Lesser Tom, what's going on here? 1013 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,320 Are we teaching Jenny how to read a clock with hands? 1014 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,240 (LAUGHTER) Well, she'll read first. 1015 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,880 JENNY: Oh. 1016 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,200 Perform a 30-second scene that communicates to the Taskmaster 1017 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,880 what time the clock says. 1018 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,960 You may only say one word per team member, 1019 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:07,040 and that word cannot be morning, day, afternoon, night, sunrise, 1020 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,680 sunset, dawn, dusk, breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, quarter, 1021 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,640 half, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 1022 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,680 eleven, twelve. 1023 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,160 Each team will get three randomly selected times and three scenes. 1024 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,240 Closest times guessed by the Taskmaster 1025 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,640 to the actual times wins. 1026 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,320 Wow, that was so clear. 1027 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,840 (LAUGHTER) 1028 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,240 We get three words? And we're us! 1029 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,640 Good question. 1030 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,640 One... (LAUGHTER) 1031 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,000 One person on your team can say two words each scene. 1032 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,760 Well, that'll be Josh. 1033 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,040 (LAUGHTER) 1034 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,800 We're a team! 1035 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,080 Alright. Are we ready? 1036 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,040 Taskmaster is averting his eyes. 1037 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,480 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (THEY YAWN) 1038 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,600 Work. Oh... 1039 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,000 Work! Work. 1040 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,720 Work! School. 1041 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,880 (LAUGHTER) 1042 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,280 I've had enough. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1043 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,720 You were late to work and school, 1044 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,640 so I'm going to say ten to nine. 1045 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,440 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 1046 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,040 I mean, come off it! (LAUGHTER) 1047 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,520 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Almost bell! 1048 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,960 Mummy! 1049 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,280 (LAUGHTER) 1050 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,760 Mummy! 1051 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320 Almost. 1052 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,720 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1053 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,280 I don't know. School finishes 3pm, 3.30pm. 1054 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,520 So I'm going to say quarter to three in the afternoon. 1055 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,800 (APPLAUSE) 1056 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,840 ALL: Ooh! 1057 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,360 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1058 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,640 (PANTS) 1059 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,960 (LAUGHS) Hang on, is it just me? 1060 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,160 (LAUGHTER) 1061 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,160 We were waiting for you to do something 1062 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,720 and then join in! OK, right. 1063 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,320 They have to be his words, don't they? 1064 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,480 He's said way too many words. 1065 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,960 I hadn't started, though. 1066 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,120 Yes, you had. OK. 1067 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,640 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1068 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,280 JENNY: Oh! 1069 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,880 Sorry! 1070 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480 The Wiggles get the maximum time, 1071 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,080 due to a violation of the rules. 1072 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,760 ANNE: Oh! 1073 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,080 It's the same. 1074 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,440 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1075 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,680 Almost bell. 1076 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,560 (LAUGHTER) 1077 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,760 Mummy! 1078 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,760 Mummy! 1079 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,320 Mummy! Wah! 1080 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,440 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1081 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,480 I'm guessing it's the exact same time, 1082 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,360 so I'm going to guess 2:45pm. 1083 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,200 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1084 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,440 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Happy... 1085 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,320 New... Year! 1086 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,120 (APPLAUSE) 1087 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,840 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1088 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840 12am. 1089 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,000 (APPLAUSE) 1090 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,160 JOSH: Is this our last one? LESSER TOM: Yeah. 1091 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,760 (SMATTER OF LAUGHTER) 1092 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,160 Bell! Mummy's here! 1093 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,280 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 1094 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,200 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1095 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,200 I'm guessing it's not the exact same time. 1096 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,240 I'm going to go with 3:30pm. 1097 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,960 Ah! (APPLAUSE) 1098 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,120 Alright, I don't need any more bad improv 1099 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,160 to tell me what time it is. 1100 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,240 I know what time it is - it's time for a break. See you soon. 1101 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,360 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1102 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1103 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,920 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 1104 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,800 where I've just spent the last five minutes 1105 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,080 guessing what the time was. (LAUGHTER) 1106 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,720 Alright, so what are the scores for the live task? 1107 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,720 Well, we're scoring this one 1108 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,600 by how many minutes our teams were away from the actual time 1109 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,960 that they had to depict. 1110 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,040 The Discount Wiggles were 724 minutes away. 1111 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,440 (JENNY GUFFAWS) (APPLAUSE) 1112 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,400 The Hooley Dooleys, over the course of three rounds, 1113 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,880 only 18 minutes. 1114 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1115 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,240 I guess it's up to you how to score them. 1116 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,240 Well, that's pretty easy. I think it's five, five, one, one, one. 1117 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,160 Oh! (APPLAUSE) 1118 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,280 ANNE: Harsh. 1119 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,200 Alright, what does that do to the overall scores for the episode? 1120 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,320 Well, it's been a huge episode for Jenny Tian, 1121 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,960 but Anne Edmonds gets her first win in the season. 1122 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,880 No way! With 20 points. 1123 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,720 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (SCREAMS) 1124 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,680 Congratulations, Anne! 1125 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,400 Go claim your five things that are great to have one of, 1126 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,200 but progressively worse when multiplied. 1127 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,200 Go and enjoy. 1128 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1129 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,760 And how's the season going, Lesser Tom? 1130 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,640 Well, Jenny and Josh, they're scrapping it out 1131 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,960 with 93 each. 1132 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,240 Wil's in the middle. 1133 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,160 Anne has skyrocketed into second place. 1134 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,320 But Lloyd is out in front with 113 points. 1135 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,440 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1136 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,480 You can still catch up. 1137 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,440 That's episode seven done, dusted and in the cupboard. 1138 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,800 But what have we learned? 1139 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,240 Well, we all learned that, despite the subtle encouragement, 1140 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:08,080 full slop mode will never catch on. (LAUGHTER) 1141 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,840 Josh learnt that, despite my harsh exterior, 1142 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,760 sometimes I will give one instead of zero. 1143 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,760 (LAUGHTER) 1144 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,960 And Anne learnt that, despite common sense, 1145 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,320 in this one case, giving a bloke a pull has gotten her to the top. 1146 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,880 Many happy returns to her. She's our winner. 1147 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,280 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Let's do this all again next week. 1148 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,680 See you! 1149 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,320 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1150 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,560 No, I don't want this to go on TV. 1151 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,720 This might have been a futile request from me. 1152 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,440 Wow. (SCREAMS) 1153 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,360 Thanks for being such a good friend, you little dickhead. 1154 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,280 TOM: I think you showed a different side of you - 1155 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,720 you were funny. AUDIENCE: Oh! 1156 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,720 Captions by Red Bee Media