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Ah!
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Eurgh!
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Oh!
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Yes!
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No!
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Hello, welcome to the highly
anticipated seventh episode
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of Taskmaster Australia.
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It's the show that answers
the burning question -
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what if comedians had feelings?
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And what if the man hosting them
did not give a single shit
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about those feelings?
(LAUGHTER)
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I am that host.
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And, yes, I am who you think I am -
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the man who killed, and is wearing
the skin of, Tom Gleeson.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Sitting in front of me, as always,
are five sweet, innocent children
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between the ages of 29 and 50.
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They are Anne Edmonds...
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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..Jenny Tian...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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..Josh Thomas...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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..Lloyd Langford...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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..and Wil Anderson.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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And here beside me, a man
who I'd love to get to know better,
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if his dressing-room didn't smell
so much of Nutri-Grain.
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(LAUGHTER)
It's my assistant, Lesser Tom.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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G'day, mate. How are you going?
I'm not too bad.
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I've always wanted to be
one of those guys
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that everyone knows can
do a backflip.
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So I've been practising -
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not backflips,
because that's too hard -
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I've been practising telling people
I can do a backflip.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I can do a backflip.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Alright, sugar lips, sweeten the air
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with details of our prize task,
please.
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Tonight, our comedians have
been asked to bring in a thing
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that is great to have one of,
but gets progressively worse
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the more you have.
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Ooh, OK.
Jenny, what have you brought in?
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I have brought in the Plan B pill.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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'Cause if you have one, you know,
it, like, saves you, right?
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But then, if you have multiple,
then it is a little bit worse.
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And it's called the Plan B pill,
not Plan B to Z.
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(LAUGHTER)
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When you said "saves you",
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you meant "saves you from
the blessing of having children".
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yes!
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(LAUGHTER)
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It didn't sound right, did it?
(LAUGHTER)
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So, not more than once?
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No, not more than once.
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And also,
my dad is in the crowd tonight,
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so, if he asks...
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It was a hypothetical, wasn't it?
Yeah, exactly.
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I don't know what that is at all.
I've never taken one in my life.
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OK, Wil?
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Oh, I'm happy with this. The more
you have, the worse it gets.
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The nose.
It's great to have one nose...
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(LAUGHTER)
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(APPLAUSE)
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..you have two noses,
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suddenly they start getting closer
to smellier places.
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But I thought you probably couldn't
imagine what it would be like
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if someone had a lot of noses,
so I just thought I'd bring this in.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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So, you use medical marijuana
for, uh, for your pain, yeah?
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Yes.
Well, just...
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This 'more than one nose',
it sounds like stoner talk to me.
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(LAUGHTER)
"Oh, man.
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"Imagine having more than one nose."
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Well, it certainly wouldn't be
cocaine talk,
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because no-one would want...!
Ha!
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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Right. Lloyd, what have you got?
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I chose a human skull.
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(LAUGHTER)
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It's absolutely fine
to have one skull...
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(LAUGHTER)
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..on, like, the mantelpiece
or something in your house.
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It would be like a curiosity,
but the more you have...
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(LAUGHTER)
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..the more you're getting into,
like, serial killer territory.
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If, for example, you went,
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"Do you want to come
down to my basement
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"and see all my skulls?"
(LAUGHTER)
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I would be like, "No, I'm going."
(LAUGHTER)
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What did you bring in, Anne?
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I brought in a Strongbow.
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(LAUGHTER)
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The first time I got drunk,
I snuck out of my parents' house
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through the window, went to a park,
and I drank eight Strongbows.
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Ooh.
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Then I came home, and I was just
vomiting out of the open window,
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all night.
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I saw the face of God...
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(LAUGHTER)
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..and he loved Strongbow!
(LAUGHTER)
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But it's disgusting.
OK.
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Uh, Josh, what did you bring in?
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Buttholes.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Is that...?
What's that supposed to be?
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It's a butthole.
(LAUGHTER)
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A butthole? Or your...?
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Was it you?
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It doesn't matter who it is.
(LAUGHTER)
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It's kind of like the nose,
in many ways.
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But I didn't do a, like,
photo composition scheme
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with heaps and heaps of buttholes.
And thank you for that.
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Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
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Alright, well,
I should allocate some points.
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Well, I'm thinking Wil's nose gets
one point 'cause it's stoner talk.
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What are you talking about?
(LAUGHTER)
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That is, like,
my best prize of the whole season!
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No. One?!
Yeah, one.
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Josh is going to get two points
for his butthole.
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Three points to Lloyd for the skull,
because it creeped me out a bit.
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Anne, four points for the cider,
because I agree, one cider's enough.
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Even half.
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But Plan B pill?
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I mean, you don't want
one more of those.
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Five points to Jenny.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Alright, I've said it before,
and I'll say it again -
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that's enough cider and buttholes
for one night.
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Let's get into the good stuff, Tom.
Sure thing.
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It's time for our contestants
to pull their socks up...
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..to pull them down.
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Hi, Jenny.
Hi, Tom.
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Koreen.
Hi, Lloyd.
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Hello, Tom!
Hi, Wil.
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What's going on here?
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It's just a bunch of socks
on the house.
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I can see that.
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"Find the minivan in the sock."
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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"Fewest socks removed
from the house wins."
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"You may not enter the house.
Your time starts now."
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Oh.
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Flip me.
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What?!
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"Find the minivan in the sock."
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Well, I'm gonna go
check out the caravan.
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OK.
Yeah.
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I don't see any socks.
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Is the hook helping?
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I mean, I'm not allowed
to enter a house,
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and this is technically a house.
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You're allowed to enter.
Oh.
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I don't really see anything.
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I don't see any socks here.
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OK. Well...
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Ah!
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh! I see what's happened!
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(APPLAUSE)
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Hello!
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Jenny, do you think
your father is proud of you?
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(LAUGHTER)
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People often lose a few socks
here and there,
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but I don't think anyone's lost
that many before.
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Yeah, but in my mind,
a minivan and a caravan were,
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like, the same thing.
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And I just thought,
"Wow, it's probably going to be,
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"like, a really easy, quick find,
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"and I'll go into the caravan
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"to find the caravan
that I was supposed to find."
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Not realising that a caravan
and a minivan are
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different vehicles, which...
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(LAUGHTER)
Yes.
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Well, if we've got nothing else
out of this task,
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you've learnt that a caravan and
a minivan are two different things.
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(LAUGHTER)
Alright, well, who's first?
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Two of them have athlete's feet,
the other just has tinea.
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It's Jenny, Anne and Lloyd.
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"There's a minivan in a sock." OK.
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Oh, look at that.
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Can I keep that for my daughter?
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Yeah.
Thanks.
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My daughter would love that.
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You think?
Yeah.
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I can't be bothered
removing all these socks.
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That's just too many.
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I'm just trying to figure out
inconsistency in pattern.
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It's a horse and a trailer.
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Can she have that as well?
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OK.
Nice one.
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It's one of those guys.
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Fun.
Yeah.
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It's an aeroplane.
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I'm not even going to ask you
anymore. She's having that.
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Hello, Tom!
Oh. Who's this?
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(BLEEP) you!
Oh.
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I wonder if it's
the number of stripes at the top.
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Because that one has three.
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There's one sock
that has three stripes on it.
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If you could just pick up
the giraffe.
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I'm having trouble.
I got it, I got it.
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Oh, I hear something inside.
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Oh...
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That's not a minivan.
No.
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You really need a lot of, um,
upper body strength for this one.
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Do you?
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Lift your trouser leg up! (CHUCKLES)
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May I have a look at your socks,
please?
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What do you mean?
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I'm quite pissed off.
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I don't like it
when I can't solve things.
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To be fair to you,
I'm in a bit of pain as well.
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Oh. Are you? Why are you in pain?
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(QUIETLY) You bastard!
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What's in there,
Tommy-Tom-Tom-Tom-Tom?
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You're just desperate
to get your feet out on television.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, you've double-knotted them,
you nerd!
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(GROANS)
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Minivan in the sock.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Was that a minivan?
I hope so, I'll never find it now.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Yay, I found it.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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TOM GLEESON: OK.
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So, Anne and Lloyd, we get it -
you've got a daughter.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, I've just been thinking
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about how much she plays
with that minivan
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and where it's been.
(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, right. So, all the toys made it
back to your daughter?
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Yeah, that's all she's got.
Just those toys.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Now, Jenny, you said
that Lesser Tom here was a nerd
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because he double-knotted
his shoelaces?
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Yeah.
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How brutal were the bullies
at your school?
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If double-knotting's a nerd activity?
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It is!
So specific.
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Also, it's nerdy if you've tied
a double knot
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when you know the next thing...
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If you know that what's going
to happen that day
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is that Jenny is going to have to
get down and untie your shoes,
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tying a double knot,
I wouldn't say it's nerdy,
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that's full creep mode, man.
(LAUGHTER)
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00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,640
You just want to keep her down there
as long as you can
252
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,040
doing...doing feet knots.
253
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,680
I would like to make it very clear -
254
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,600
the double knot was
not specific to Jenny.
255
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,880
Actually, he had a combination lock
on his shoe.
256
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,040
JENNY: Yeah!
I was down there for 45 minutes.
257
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,840
(LAUGHTER)
Now, Jenny and Lloyd,
258
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,280
you both found the sock
with three stripes.
259
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,160
Lloyd, did you not think
to look for the other one?
260
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,360
Socks come in pairs.
So, did you not think to...?
261
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,880
I think I was caught up
in the giddiness
262
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,880
of getting new toys for Gwen.
(LAUGHTER)
263
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,080
I found the sock
with the three stripes.
264
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,440
And then, when there was a car
inside the sock,
265
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,000
then I started thinking about,
266
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,120
"There's got to be
another three-striped sock."
267
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,240
So, that is what led you
to look at my foot?
268
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,720
Yeah, I wasn't just thinking,
269
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,320
"Oh, I'm never going to be able
to solve this task,
270
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,640
"I'll just enjoy an erotic moment
with your...
271
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,520
(LAUGHTER)
"..with your foot."
272
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,960
I started thinking about other socks
and where the minivan could be.
273
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,960
And I distinctly remember, that day,
274
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,080
I hadn't put a minivan
in my own sock.
275
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,360
(LAUGHTER)
276
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,280
Alright, what are the scores so far?
277
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,000
So, Lloyd removed six socks
from the house
278
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,480
before discovering the minivan
in my sock.
279
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,200
Anne only removed two socks
from the house
280
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,120
and was finished
in just four minutes and 40 seconds.
Ooh.
281
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,840
Jenny took 38 minutes
and 45 seconds...
282
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,960
(LAUGHTER)
283
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,360
..but still only removed two socks
from the house.
284
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,040
So, tied with Anne.
OK.
285
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,920
(APPLAUSE)
Well, we're due a little ad break.
286
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,880
Which should be just enough time
to check
287
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,360
what your significant other's been
hiding in their sock this whole time.
288
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,640
Hopefully it's a yummy treat
just for you.
289
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,440
We'll see you soon.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
290
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,280
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
291
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,280
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
292
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,400
it's the show single-handedly keeping
293
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,240
the long-sock grabby-stick industry
afloat.
294
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,640
What's happening, Tom Cashman?
295
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,600
Our contestants are trying to find
a sock with a minivan in it.
296
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,400
There are 155 socks up on the house
and one on my foot.
297
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,680
Alright, who's up next?
298
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,440
He's about to be socked in the face
with having to face some socks.
299
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880
It's Wil Anderson.
Uh-oh.
300
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,000
Why a minivan, Tom?
301
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,280
Is there, like, a fun play on words
there or something that I'm missing?
302
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,640
One of these socks?
303
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,160
Like, there's not another sock
somewhere that the minivan is in?
304
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,160
That's the sort of tricky thing
that you would do.
305
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,360
I'm just going to check there's
not another sock somewhere first.
306
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,720
OK.
307
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,880
Tom, you seem to be limping.
Is there a minivan in your sock?
308
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,800
I couldn't possibly say.
309
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,280
Ah, you know what the problem is?
That's why you're limping,
310
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,120
because I believe...
there is a minivan in your sock.
311
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,320
Sorry to everyone
who went to all that fuss
312
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,560
putting all those socks up there.
313
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,080
This sock was not on the house.
314
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,880
Thanks, Wil.
Thanks, Tom.
315
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,560
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
316
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,480
Wil, why do you have to suck
the joy out of this show?
317
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,720
(LAUGHTER)
We're supposed to watch you struggle.
318
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,320
It's OK. There's more sketch comedy
to come in this!
319
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,840
(LAUGHTER)
320
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,800
There's heaps more struggles.
Don't worry.
321
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,720
Allow me this small victory.
322
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,520
Righto. So, how many socks was that?
I mean...
323
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,000
Well, there were 155 socks in total
up on the house.
324
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,280
Yep.
Wil took down zero.
325
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,640
ANNE: Wow!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
326
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,640
Alright, it always gives me
a nice feeling
327
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,440
when we've got one left...
328
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,360
No!
(LAUGHTER)
329
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,360
..and we've already seen
someone nail it.
330
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,720
So, uh...
331
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,880
Who's last?
Oh...
332
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,480
His last name is my first name
333
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,480
and his first name
is what he loves to do -
334
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,400
it's Josh Thomas.
(LAUGHTER)
335
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,480
"Fewest socks removed
from the house wins.
336
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,160
"Your time starts now."
337
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,040
Oh. Wait. It's a timed task.
338
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,280
I've got to go fast.
339
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,920
That's nothing. That's nothing.
340
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,520
That looks like a minivan.
341
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,320
Oh, that's not a minivan. It's junk.
342
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,680
That's a boat.
343
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,720
A boat?
That's a boat.
344
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,760
That was a boat.
OK.
345
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,400
It wasn't a van.
You can take a look if you like.
346
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,640
It's a boat.
Is it a boat?
347
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,040
Oh, my God.
348
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,160
Oh, maybe I'm gonna be a genius
at this game.
349
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680
Was that a minivan?
350
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,840
No, it was junk.
OK.
351
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,000
Oh, is that a van?
352
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,520
No.
What is it?
353
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,080
It doesn't matter, does it, really?
354
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,640
There's two categories, isn't there?
355
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,560
Van and failure.
356
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,280
That's not a van.
357
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,800
It's a dumb toy.
I've got to speed up.
358
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,360
Why is that?
Because it's a race, isn't it?
359
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,920
Er, not really.
Isn't it the fastest time wins?
360
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,640
All the information you need
is in the task book.
361
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,480
"Find the minivan in the sock.
Fewest socks removed..."
362
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,640
Oh.
363
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,240
It's not a race?
No.
364
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,600
Oh, I didn't read.
365
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,000
I've not got
good reading comprehension.
366
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,480
Now that I know it's not a race,
367
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,720
there's something about that
that's broken my spirit.
368
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,760
We could be here for so long,
couldn't we?
369
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,520
Just a man with his socks.
370
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,040
Got a bit of a headache.
371
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,920
You've got a headache?
From doing this.
372
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,640
How does your soul feel?
(SIGHS)
373
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,120
Mine's a bit sore.
Yeah.
374
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,960
What I'm going to do is
I'm going to pull every sock down.
375
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,360
OK.
376
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,120
Yeah.
377
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,640
You're just pulling all of them?
378
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,560
If this is one of those tasks
where it ends
379
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,040
and you hand me another envelope...
380
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,680
You think I've got something hidden
on me?
381
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,160
It's always hidden, isn't it?
Hmm.
382
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,600
Oh, (BLEEP)!
What?
383
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,520
There's more socks than you think
up there.
384
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,520
Oh.
385
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,760
What kind of socks are you wearing?
386
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,680
They're just white socks.
Right.
387
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,160
I want this to come this way.
388
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,720
Oop!
So, you've got them all down.
389
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,720
That's quite a feat.
Complete opposite of the task.
390
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,840
You literally could not do worse.
391
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,920
This is a mouse.
392
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,680
Would you like a water?
393
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,400
I'd love a water. That'd be great.
394
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,120
I'll get a few waters.
Thank you.
395
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,440
(SIGHS)
396
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,440
It's better in the shade.
397
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,800
Mm-hm.
398
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,880
(HUMS)
399
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,720
It matches your shirt.
Yeah.
400
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,640
Not all things match,
so that's good.
401
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,080
No.
402
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,280
Should I read the task again?
403
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,080
I think if I was completely wrong,
404
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,840
you would have sort of hinted
by now.
405
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,200
Can you let me read it?
406
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,960
Do you think I would have hinted?
It's just behind you.
407
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,440
I don't think there's a trick to it.
408
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,800
I think there's just a van
in a sock.
409
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,120
I don't think it's one of those.
Pretty clear.
410
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,000
"Find the minivan in the sock."
411
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,600
Oh, my God, it's in your sock.
412
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,040
What makes you think that?
413
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,040
OK.
414
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,520
You don't want to look in...?
No.
415
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,560
(APPLAUSE)
416
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,640
Aww!
417
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,200
(LAUGHTER)
418
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,200
No...
I mean...
419
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,840
I do feel silly, yeah.
420
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,560
Uh, how long was it?
(LAUGHTER)
421
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,680
One hour and 43 minutes.
422
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,680
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
423
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,720
Can you talk me through the moment
424
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,280
where you realised
it wasn't a timed task anymore
425
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280
and that it was
the least number of socks...
426
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,000
Uh-huh.
..but then, after that,
427
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,480
you clearly decided
to pull down every sock.
428
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,600
I've realised that I had pulled down
so many socks
429
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,720
that I've definitely lost.
OK.
430
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,640
But that I needed to complete
the task to get my one point.
431
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,160
(LAUGHTER)
I am aware about what...
432
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,600
I do know what you're about to say.
What am I about to say?
433
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,760
I then didn't complete the task!
(LAUGHTER)
434
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,480
I know, usually I'm very harsh
with my rulings,
435
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,320
but in this really difficult decision
436
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,040
as to whether to give you
zero or one...
437
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,880
(LAUGHTER)
438
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,960
..I'm going to be slightly lenient
this time and give you one.
439
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,400
Oh, thanks!
(APPLAUSE)
440
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,560
I will give you one.
Thanks.
441
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,760
So, what are the scores for the task,
Lesser Tom?
442
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,880
That means Josh gets one point,
Lloyd has two,
443
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,240
Anne and Jenny both on four,
444
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,240
and Wil wins the task
with five points.
445
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,120
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
446
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,680
I think it's time
for some episode scores.
447
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,160
It's a good thing her dad's here -
448
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,200
Jenny's in the lead
with nine points.
449
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,280
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
OK, what's up next?
450
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,240
At the end of a sentence,
you usually see a full stop.
451
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,920
At the end of this one,
it's time for a full slop.
452
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,640
Hello.
Hi, Jenny.
453
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,320
Kabulay.
Hi, Lloyd.
454
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,520
Hey, boy! I'm here.
455
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,920
Hi, Josh.
456
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,120
(MIMICS ALARM)
457
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,720
What's that? Like a siren.
458
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,080
Red light district.
459
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,480
"Go full slop mode."
460
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,600
"Go full slop mode."
461
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,200
What does slop mode mean?
462
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,360
"Fullest slop mode wins."
463
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,560
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
464
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,840
I don't know what slop mode is.
465
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,640
Would you like me
to look up full slop mode?
466
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,280
Could you, please?
There's nothing coming up.
467
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,000
Oh, really?
Must be a new thing.
468
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
It's a new thing?
469
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,040
Alright. I'll see you
back here soon.
470
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,400
Perhaps.
471
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,320
OK, so we're looking
not to slop mode...
472
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,000
No, no.
..we want full slop mode?
473
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,280
Yeah.
OK.
474
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,520
But we don't really know what it is.
475
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,120
I looked it up.
Couldn't find anything.
476
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,040
(LAUGHTER)
OK. Who's first?
477
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,680
Going full slop mode
for the first time
478
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,600
anywhere on planet Earth,
here's Wil Anderson.
479
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,200
Tom, activate full slop mode.
480
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200
(OPERATIC MUSIC)
481
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,720
(MUSIC STOPS)
482
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,240
Full slop mode goes for a while.
483
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,680
Ah! Some went up my nose!
484
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,600
Argh!
485
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,040
Ah!
486
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,000
Is that the end of full slop mode?
487
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,720
Might be the end of my career, Tom.
488
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,360
Thanks, Wil.
489
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,080
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
490
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,000
Wil, there was a little moment there
early on that I really enjoyed
491
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,480
where you literally leant
into that task.
492
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,960
I don't think it's full slop mode
if the slop finds you,
493
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,200
you've got to find the slop.
(LAUGHTER)
494
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,880
Bloody loved it. Um, I'm just
worried about you, though.
495
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,040
Why?
I don't know.
496
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,720
What about now? This is good stuff.
(LAUGHTER)
497
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,120
But you're a TV host.
498
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,440
You probably turned down this gig
499
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,120
and you're over there
getting slop on your face.
500
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
Yes!
501
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,720
How much money
do you need me to lend you?
502
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,080
I'm just saying, I would prefer that
than watch you on this show anymore.
503
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,640
I can't handle any more...
(LAUGHTER)
504
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,040
Oh!
505
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,920
Just a figure - what is it?
506
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,160
I mean, that felt a bit real!
(LAUGHTER)
507
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,360
I feel like we...
508
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,400
I mean...
509
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,920
It's all fun and games,
510
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,440
I know we're having a good time,
511
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,000
but that crossed the line
a little bit!
512
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,040
Alright. Sloppy seconds, thirds,
fourths and fifths to come.
513
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,400
But first a break,
514
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,400
over which Wil's going to tell us
about all the other time
515
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,480
something went up his nose
on a TV set.
516
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,400
Back soon!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
517
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,320
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
518
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,800
Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster.
519
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,360
We've been going full slop mode.
520
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,080
Don't know what that is?
Well, neither do we.
521
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,760
Can you explain it
better than that, Tom?
522
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,560
Unfortunately not.
(LAUGHTER)
523
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,000
It is what it is.
524
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,760
We've seen Wil's full slop mode.
525
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,960
Now it's time for another one.
Alright, who's next?
526
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,600
Going full slop mode
for the second time anywhere ever,
527
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,760
it's Jenny Tian.
Ooh!
528
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,160
Hi, I'm Jenny.
529
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,600
Summer's coming, so I'm here
to remind you about sun safety.
530
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,680
Remember to slip on a T-shirt...
531
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,160
Slop on some sunscreen...
532
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,040
And slap on a hat.
533
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,040
That's slip...
534
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,160
Slop...
535
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,640
And slap.
536
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,640
One more time.
537
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,960
Slip...
Slop...
538
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,080
And slap.
539
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,200
Slip...
540
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,560
Slo-o-o-o-o-o-op...
541
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,960
And slap.
542
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,280
Slip...
543
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:05,080
Slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-p!
544
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,760
And slap.
545
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,000
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
546
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,680
That was bloody great, Jenny.
547
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,320
Wow.
And I got fair skin.
548
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,560
I could relate to it.
549
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,800
I mean...
550
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,840
That was fantastic.
551
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,680
I can't believe we both, like,
creamed ourselves as this task!
552
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,160
(LAUGHTER)
553
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,040
Oh!
I think it was great.
554
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,080
It was such an effective ad.
555
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,240
I reckon we could just use that
as an ad from now on
556
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,600
for the Slip-Slop-Slap campaign.
557
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,640
You know what? It's so weird
when you're being nice
558
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,720
that I genuinely don't know
how to react!
559
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,120
(LAUGHTER)
560
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,880
I know. It's fun, isn't it?
Yeah!
561
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,520
Well, who's next?
562
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,680
Well, going full slop mode
for the equal third
563
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,720
and hopefully last time
anywhere ever,
564
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,320
it's Lloyd, Josh and Anne.
565
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,800
Right. I'm wondering whether we can
go full slops, as in, you know,
566
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,880
like, "Full slops, man!"
Did you just make this up?
567
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,360
Yeah, I made it up.
Oh.
568
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,080
One option is sort of, like,
to just be lazy.
569
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,240
OK.
Like, I really don't want to do
570
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,360
what this task is pushing me towards.
571
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,280
You'll get me a beer, yeah?
572
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,000
OK. Can I have one, too?
573
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,160
I don't care.
574
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,800
Oh, that's nice.
575
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,120
That's fully slops there.
576
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,120
I'll slop around in the water
pretending to be a pig.
OK.
577
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,600
And then you come over
with the slops.
578
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,800
What's my character?
579
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,360
Just do, like,
a sort of borderline offensive
580
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,000
but not racist country bumpkin voice.
581
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,040
I'm not exactly sure
where the lines are, if I'm honest.
OK.
582
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,080
I've got you a beer.
583
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,720
You're just relaxing?
I'm not doing any of your questions.
584
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240
I'm not doing any show things.
OK.
585
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,600
(US ACCENT) This is full slops
today out here. Gnarly, dude.
586
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,720
Fully slops, man!
587
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,160
(LAUGHS)
588
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,920
(GRUNTS LIKE A PIG)
589
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,920
I don't think they have to
hold the cameras up the whole time.
590
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,760
Get down!
591
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,880
It's not worth it.
592
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,240
The slops are so full today.
593
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240
Wow!
594
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,880
Oh, I'm in the ocean.
595
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,680
Oh, oh, me hearty.
596
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,360
It's time to feed me pig.
597
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,320
(LAUGHTER)
598
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,000
I can't wait to watch them
cut this in
599
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,480
with other people doing stuff.
600
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,800
Fully slops, man.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
601
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,560
I think that's the worst of the tasks
so far, by a country mile.
602
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,880
Is it possible you've mixed up
the word slop and slob?
603
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,800
What?
604
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,120
Nothing.
605
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,560
(APPLAUSE)
606
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,960
I feel like we got
yet another insight
607
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520
into Anne and Lloyd's home life.
(LAUGHTER)
608
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,720
So, fully slops.
609
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,880
Yeah, it was total fully slops,
and I just...
610
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,120
I rode that sloppy wave and I...
611
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,640
I just really leant into it, man.
I owned it.
612
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,800
Yeah.
Yeah.
613
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,160
And then, Lloyd, you were worried
the TV show was forcing you
614
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,400
into doing that...
(LAUGHTER)
615
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,240
..into doing that task which could be
interpreted in any way at all.
616
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,440
Easily my least favourite task
of the entire series.
617
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,680
That you designated to yourself.
618
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,400
(LAUGHTER)
619
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,520
OK, now, Josh, you've worked
drinking beer into a task again.
620
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,880
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)
621
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,400
I'm worried that you may have...
622
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,480
Did you mix up 'slops' with 'slob'?
623
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,600
No, no, no, I was trying to do,
like, a sloppy performance,
624
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,880
because I felt like the task
is asking us to go full slop mode,
625
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,520
so it's asking for a lot.
626
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,080
So I thought that, like,
what would be slop
627
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,560
is to just do nothing.
628
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560
But that felt like full slob mode.
629
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,560
That's not what I...
That's not how I meant it.
630
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,840
That's how it came across.
(LAUGHTER)
631
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,000
OK.
(LAUGHTER)
632
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,960
One of the things
that's happened over the season is
633
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,440
I've got so few points
and I'm doing so badly
634
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,200
that I don't have it in me
to fight for points anymore
635
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,080
because they're meaningless.
(LAUGHTER)
636
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,800
So, just score it
how you will, gay daddy.
637
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,320
(LAUGHTER)
638
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,440
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
639
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,560
Alright, I should
allocate some points.
640
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,960
Yes.
Pretty easy.
641
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,120
Josh one.
OK.
642
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,960
(LAUGHTER)
Two points to Wil.
643
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,600
Just because I'm worried
about his career.
644
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,840
(LAUGHTER)
645
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,680
Three points to Anne because, I mean,
that was pretty sloppy.
646
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,480
Yep.
It's full slops.
647
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,840
Four points to Lloyd, because it left
a bad taste in my mouth and his.
648
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,960
Jenny gets five points.
649
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,120
Obviously it was a great ad
for Slip-Slop-Slap.
650
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,840
She definitely went full slop mode.
651
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680
From now on,
kids all around Australia,
652
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,960
before they go to the beach, will go,
653
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,080
"Mum, Dad, can I please go
full slop mode?"
654
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,280
(LAUGHTER)
I think you really started something.
655
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,200
Five points to Jenny.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
656
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,800
Alright, you lazy drunkard,
give me another task.
657
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,920
I like my tasks how I like
my coffee -
658
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,920
strong, or weak.
It's up to you, really.
659
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,960
(LAUGHTER)
660
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,800
Good morning.
Hi, Anne.
661
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,080
Hi. How you going?
662
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,640
I'm OK.
That's good.
663
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,760
You got mail.
Ooh!
664
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,240
Oh, I've never had mail before.
665
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,000
You've never had mail?
My first mail.
666
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,320
Oh, it's yucky.
667
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Eurgh!
668
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600
Oh, that's disgusting.
669
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,960
Spinach, is it?
670
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,320
Yeah.
OK.
671
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,080
Ah! Oh!
672
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,200
"Make yourself look
extremely strong or extremely weak."
673
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,240
"Most extreme show of strength..."
674
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,280
"Or weakness wins.
You have 20 minutes..."
675
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,640
"And your time starts now."
676
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,640
Ah! Oh.
677
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,800
That didn't work.
678
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,240
What strengths do you have?
679
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,120
I'm a white, straight man.
That used to be enough.
680
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,320
I feel like my natural demeanour
is weakness.
681
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,840
So I'm going to try and be strong.
682
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,440
I'm quite a weak person,
I think stronger.
683
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,480
I'm going to go for strength.
684
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,800
Strength -
an extreme show of strength.
685
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,080
Maybe we have, like, a fist fight.
686
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,440
Oh.
Mano a mano.
687
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,560
Am I one of the manos?
688
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,960
I reckon.
689
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,320
(APPLAUSE)
690
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,800
So, four of them went with strength?
Yes.
691
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,240
And Josh yet to decide.
Yeah.
692
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,800
Alright. Which strong man or woman
are we seeing first?
693
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,880
Does she even lift...
my spirits when she enters a room?
694
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,360
Most definitely. It's Jenny Tian.
695
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,120
Welcome to the Universe's
Strongest Heavyweight Championship
696
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,640
of Strong Physical Strength,
697
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,120
where I have been crowned
the Champion of the Universe
698
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,280
by all of the judges
from the universe.
699
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,600
And I have won,
unlike these losers -
700
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,440
Rubber Duck
and Paddle Pop Sleeping Bear -
701
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,920
because they are weak
and I am strong,
702
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,520
as you can see
with my muscles here,
703
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:13,320
and also my strong moustache
and really strong, strong outfit!
704
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,400
And to prove my feat of strength,
705
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,560
I'm really going to... (GROWLS)
706
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,040
..get ready for this one
707
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,880
and show you guys
how physically strong I am.
708
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,520
(GROWLS) I will lift this hammer
with one hand.
709
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,960
(GROANS)
710
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,240
Oh!
711
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,840
Wow. Light as a feather.
712
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,040
Oh, my God!
713
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,280
So light.
714
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,120
I am really strong. (LAUGHS)
715
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,240
Wow.
716
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,920
No effort at all. (SIGHS)
717
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,680
(APPLAUSE)
718
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,200
Yeah. Your last line there was,
"Wow, no effort at all."
719
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,440
And I feel
like we could all see that.
720
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,680
(LAUGHTER)
721
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,560
I was just thinking,
like, the Olympics,
722
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,400
like the OG Olympics,
like Greek, you know,
723
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,320
where they're, like,
really, really strong.
724
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,960
And then also the outfit as well
would make me look
725
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,160
like that stereotypical...
726
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,400
Hm! ..Greek strength.
727
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,760
I'm still just reflecting
on you calling
728
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,160
the ancient Olympic Games
the OG Olympics.
729
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,440
(LAUGHTER)
730
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,680
Old and Greek.
(LAUGHTER)
731
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,440
(APPLAUSE)
732
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,040
Fair enough.
733
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,720
Can I just say, Tom?
I don't like complimenting you...
734
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,440
Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
735
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,960
..but that hammer is so heavy.
JENNY: It is so heavy.
736
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,080
That thing you were lifting up,
it was cool, man.
737
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,000
I hate to ruin my own compliment
here, but it weighs 6.76kg.
738
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,600
(LAUGHTER)
739
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,640
(APPLAUSE)
740
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,680
OK.
That's another part of the show down.
741
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,640
Deep breaths. Come on. Push, push!
742
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,960
I can see its head.
743
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,360
Oh! Oh. It's hideous.
744
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,000
It's another ad break. See you soon.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
745
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,080
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
746
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,480
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
where five comedians are battling
747
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,240
for the right
to own Josh Thomas's butthole.
748
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,920
Sometimes, I just have to say it
as it is.
749
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,800
Inform us of where we are, please.
750
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,400
Our contestants are trying to look
extremely strong or extremely weak.
751
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,520
So far, Jenny has lifted
a big hammer
752
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,240
with absolutely no help at all.
(LAUGHTER)
753
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,080
Up next, attempting feet of strength
and also strength
754
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,480
throughout the rest of their bodies,
it's Wil and Anne.
755
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:27,440
Why don't I try and, um,
pull something like a horse?
756
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,000
Pull a horse?
No, like a horse.
757
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,440
As in you're the horse?
Yeah.
758
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,280
Alright, Tom, this is
the ultimate show of strength.
OK.
759
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,120
I'm going to single-handedly,
with these two ropes -
760
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,560
so double-handedly...
Yep.
761
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,440
..pull this van that is behind me.
762
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,440
But the thing that's going
to make it even trickier
763
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,320
as a feat of strength is
you are going to be tempting me
764
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,840
with an array of things
765
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,520
so I have to actually show, like,
strength to turn them down as well.
766
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,560
OK. Could I interest you in a lolly?
767
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,200
No!
OK.
768
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,480
(SCREAMS)
769
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,960
(SCREAMS)
770
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,400
Tempt me again. Tempt me harder.
771
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,560
Could I interest you
in a vegan sausage?
772
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,960
Uh, no, you cannot interest me
in a vegan sausage!
773
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,480
I am too strong for a vegan sausage!
774
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,360
(LAUGHTER)
775
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,600
Alright. Yell out my strengths.
OK.
776
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,280
How are you at scrambling eggs?
I'm the best.
777
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,120
When do you pay the mortgage?
778
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,400
Most of the time on time.
779
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,880
I've had two slip-ups
around Christmas.
780
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,240
And how are you at making muffins
with your daughter?
781
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,280
I'm the best!
782
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,000
And that's it?
That's it.
783
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,400
Tempt me again!
784
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,280
Could I interest you in keys
to a 1965 Ford Mustang?
785
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,760
I am more interested,
but I am showing my strength!
786
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,840
(SCREAMS)
787
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,160
Wil, look around you.
I...
788
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,600
Oh, wow, I did it.
Yeah.
789
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,280
Those are all the strengths?
790
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,120
(SIGHS WITH EXHAUSTION)
791
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,760
That's it, I've had it.
792
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,960
You're on your own, buddy.
793
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,680
OK.
Have a good day. See ya.
794
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,960
Man, I actually did not think
I was going to be able to do that.
795
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,240
Thank you.
Thanks, Wil.
796
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,360
(GROWLS LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER)
797
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,080
(GROWLS LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER)
798
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,400
(APPLAUSE)
799
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,600
OK. Now, Wil, is resisting
a vegan sausage a sign of strength?
800
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,000
(LAUGHTER)
801
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,400
I've managed to do it
for my entire life.
802
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,240
Without even thinking about it.
803
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,280
I mean, to be fair,
it also wasn't a vegan sausage.
804
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,400
It was made out of plasticine,
I believe!
805
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,720
(LAUGHTER)
So, you double-stacked it there.
806
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,520
You were strong
because you were pulling the van...
807
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520
Yeah.
..and also because you were resisting
treats that you quite enjoy eating.
808
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,280
Yeah. The weird thing is,
I was really sore the next day!
809
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,040
Despite the fact
810
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,520
that - you might have seen - I had
a little assistance at the end.
811
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,600
But the idea was
to LOOK extremely strong.
812
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,640
Right. Whereas, Anne...
813
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,680
Hmm.
..you...
814
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,080
(LAUGHTER)
815
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,480
Neigh!
816
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,000
You got no help.
You actually did the work yourself.
817
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,720
I pulled this guy. And how...
818
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,040
How much...?
819
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,680
(LAUGHTER)
820
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,680
Yes, I pulled Tom Cashman.
821
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,240
And you weigh how much, Tom Cashman?
822
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,960
80kg.
I pulled 80kg.
823
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,360
(APPLAUSE)
OK.
824
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,880
I would say - 80kg -
825
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,120
relatively impressive
for a human woman,
826
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,040
not very impressive for a horse.
827
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,280
(LAUGHTER)
828
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,680
But also, I think your horse suit
was a cow suit, wasn't it?
829
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,240
I mean, yes.
830
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,800
I think that's how it was
originally designed.
831
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,320
I don't want to bring up
the patriarchy as well...
832
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,080
(LAUGHTER)
833
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,320
..but I was...
834
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,160
I'm a woman
who you've just called a cow.
835
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,000
(LAUGHTER)
JENNY: Oh!
836
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,680
And yet I pulled you.
837
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,920
Like I've pulled every man
in this industry!
838
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,960
(LAUGHTER)
Behind me!
839
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,280
Move!
(APPLAUSE)
840
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,480
Alright, take us
to the next gun show, please.
841
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,320
You are the weakest link...
Hello, it's Josh Thomas.
842
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,960
(LAUGHTER)
843
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,000
Extremely weak would be
like you say something mean to me
844
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,040
and then I crumble.
845
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,760
What do weak people do
when they're attacked?
846
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,280
They attack back.
I suppose.
847
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,440
They get defensive.
848
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,400
So, if you did something
slightly mean to me
849
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,680
and then I came back
850
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,680
and I did
something extremely terrible to you,
851
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,440
that'd be quite weak, I think.
852
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,680
OK.
853
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,840
G'day, Josh.
854
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,480
Oh, hey. Hey, honey.
855
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,760
How you doing?!
No!
856
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,400
What are you doing?
No! Back off!
857
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Ah!
858
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,160
What happened?
859
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,520
What?
860
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,760
No, no, we're in the scene.
861
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,960
You just lay down...
Stay in the scene!
862
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,280
Oh.
We're in the scene.
863
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,360
Why... Why did you do that?
864
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,040
I don't know why.
865
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,600
(TEARFULLY) I don't know.
866
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,800
I walk out like this. Oh, no, I...
867
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,920
I... I don't know why I did that.
868
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,760
I'm sorry, I was just... Um...
869
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,920
Um, I'm very weak.
870
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080
And I had
a very difficult childhood.
871
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,440
What was it like?
872
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,200
Um, they were late to pick me up
from pre-school,
873
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,760
and I never got a horse.
874
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,440
That doesn't justify this.
No, but I'm sorry!
875
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,240
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
876
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,920
Please. It's...
I'm going through a lot.
877
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,120
I think I might be gay.
878
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,480
I feel like you're sending
a confused message.
879
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,600
(LAUGHTER)
880
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,920
What I saw was
a very strong gay man...
881
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,520
(LAUGHTER)
882
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,840
..asserting himself.
883
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,560
Yeah, it's... It's...
884
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,360
Sometimes, the greatest strength
can come out of weak moments.
885
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,680
And I came out,
and that's my strong moment.
886
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,920
And that was my entry.
887
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,120
I was being really strong.
888
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,440
And I was coming out, which you...
889
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,000
..are about to do.
890
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,520
(LAUGHTER)
891
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,080
Yeah, as we know, from people
who've watched previous episodes,
892
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,600
I'm gay.
893
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,120
(LAUGHTER)
894
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,000
You happy?
895
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,120
I'm happy!
896
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,440
(LAUGHTER)
I cheered you up, didn't I?
897
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,480
So, we're going to accept that
as a show of extreme strength.
898
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,680
Coming out?
OK, I reckon.
899
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,320
Oh, God!
900
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,720
Alright. Give us our final grower,
show-er or no-er, please.
901
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,720
Let's hope this show is
the only thing he's done weakly.
902
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,480
It's Lloyd Langford.
903
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,720
What I'm thinking is
we could have a fight.
904
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,400
OK.
But I'll win.
905
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,480
Oh.
906
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,880
I feel like there needs to be
some sort of narrative to it.
907
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,320
Right?
OK.
908
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:21,000
I'm out having a night out
with my zebra, and you're...staring.
909
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,160
At the zebra?
Yeah, in a sort of, um, lustful...
910
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Oh, I was. I was hoping
you were going to say appropriate.
911
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,880
No, you are, like,
coveting the zebra.
912
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,280
So, if I've wronged you
in regards to this kind of animal,
913
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,160
would you call it a zebra crossing?
914
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Yeah, that's not bad, actually.
915
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,040
Hey, excuse me, mate.
916
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,520
Hey. Hey!
917
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,800
Can you stop looking at my zebra?
918
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,800
I'll look at whatever zebra I want.
It's a free country.
919
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,920
I don't see any laws
about not looking at a zebra,
920
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,160
even if it's your zebra.
921
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,200
We're just trying to have a quis...
quiet night out here together.
922
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,200
OK.
923
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,360
And you've been disruptive
by your perverted glances.
924
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,240
Move away from the zebra.
925
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,920
I refuse to move away
from the zebra.
926
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,240
Right. Well, I'm going
to move you away, then.
927
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,560
Oh, really?
I'm a strong man.
928
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560
Oh, well...
I'm not a violent person,
929
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,000
and you've pushed me
beyond my limits.
930
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,760
Stop staring at my zebra.
931
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,920
If you stare at my zebra once more,
932
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,840
I'm going to give you
the slap of a lifetime.
933
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,080
Right. I've had enough now.
934
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,320
Come on, love, let's go home.
I've had enough of this.
935
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,200
(APPLAUSE)
936
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,400
Um, so you beat up Tom Cashman.
937
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,360
Is that a sign of...
938
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,040
(LAUGHTER)
939
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,240
..extreme strength?
940
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,680
Well, Lloyd punched me 17 metres,
941
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,000
which - I looked it up -
how hard you'd have to hit someone,
942
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,880
and it's physically impossible.
943
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,240
Initially I wanted to do
lots of different, like,
944
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,280
tests of strength.
945
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,440
You know like they do
in Scandinavian countries
946
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,760
where they have
the wife-carrying championships?
947
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,880
Um...
948
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,040
I forgot about this.
949
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:10,480
I carried Tom back and forth
across the paddock several times.
950
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,560
(SMATTER OF LAUGHTER)
951
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,920
On one of the occasions,
he farted on me.
952
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,360
(LAUGHTER)
953
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,240
He did a f...
He did a full fart on me.
954
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,320
You had my stomach here.
955
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,040
We'd just had lunch.
956
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,080
(LAUGHTER)
957
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,200
Alright, well, I guess
I should hand out some scores.
958
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200
Yes, please.
I'm going to give one point to Wil,
959
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,400
because he was only pretending.
960
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,080
What? That was the whole point
of the game - was to pretend.
961
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,840
You've got to be showing extreme
strength and...
962
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,640
Extreme strength?
I pulled a minivan.
963
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,120
You avoided a vegan sausage.
(LAUGHTER)
964
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,960
I didn't mention this earlier,
965
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,280
but in actual, kind of,
strongman contests,
966
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,400
they drag trucks
20 times the weight of that van.
967
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,440
You know what?
968
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,800
I just thought it'd be a bit of fun
to have a little argument.
969
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,000
I don't need your follow-up.
970
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,240
Oh, OK.
To tell me...
971
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,640
(LAUGHTER)
972
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,800
JENNY: Oh!
973
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,480
(APPLAUSE)
974
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,200
Alright, and so I'm going to go
for two points to Lloyd
975
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,320
because you beat up someone,
and that was impressive.
976
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,760
But it was only Tom Cashman,
which was easy to do.
977
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,000
Three points to Jenny because,
uh, you know,
978
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,840
I could tell that it wasn't her
really lifting...
979
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:17,960
(LAUGHTER)
980
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,520
Four points to Anne,
981
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,080
because you actually showed
genuine strength.
I did.
982
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,320
As you pointed out,
you've been pulling men
983
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,960
in the...
(LAUGHTER)
984
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,720
..in the industry for years, and...
(LAUGHS)
985
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,120
And it's a lot!
It is a lot.
986
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,680
It's a lot to take on,
and I'm sick of it.
987
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,840
I've got sore wrists
and I want to host my own TV show.
988
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,440
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
989
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,800
It takes a lot of strength
to come out.
990
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,880
So, Josh...
You'd know. Yeah. Because you...
991
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,920
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
992
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,120
Five points to Josh.
Yay!
993
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,800
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
994
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,960
It's time for another ad break.
995
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,760
You can block your ears
and shut your eyes,
996
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,960
but what if you miss the part
where we come back?
997
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,160
Don't even risk it.
998
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,720
Back with our final task
of the show soon.
999
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,520
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1000
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,160
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1001
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,840
Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster.
1002
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,080
Someone here is getting ready
to sink a Strongbow,
1003
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,160
chuck a new nose on their new skull,
1004
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,800
sniff a butt, and pop a Plan B pill.
1005
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,880
Goody!
(LAUGHTER)
1006
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,400
Lesser Tom, catch us up
on who's winning the episode so far.
1007
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,480
Well, it looks like this one
is between Jenny and Anne,
1008
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,280
but Jenny has a two-point lead
on 17 points.
1009
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,520
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1010
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,120
Alright. Up to the stage
for our live task.
1011
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,960
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1012
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,280
Alright, Lesser Tom,
what's going on here?
1013
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,320
Are we teaching Jenny how to read
a clock with hands?
1014
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,240
(LAUGHTER)
Well, she'll read first.
1015
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,880
JENNY: Oh.
1016
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,200
Perform a 30-second scene
that communicates to the Taskmaster
1017
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,880
what time the clock says.
1018
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,960
You may only say one word
per team member,
1019
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:07,040
and that word cannot be morning,
day, afternoon, night, sunrise,
1020
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,680
sunset, dawn, dusk, breakfast,
brunch, lunch, dinner, quarter,
1021
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,640
half, one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
1022
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,680
eleven, twelve.
1023
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,160
Each team will get three randomly
selected times and three scenes.
1024
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,240
Closest times guessed
by the Taskmaster
1025
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,640
to the actual times wins.
1026
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,320
Wow, that was so clear.
1027
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,840
(LAUGHTER)
1028
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,240
We get three words? And we're us!
1029
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,640
Good question.
1030
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,640
One...
(LAUGHTER)
1031
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,000
One person on your team
can say two words each scene.
1032
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,760
Well, that'll be Josh.
1033
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,040
(LAUGHTER)
1034
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,800
We're a team!
1035
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,080
Alright. Are we ready?
1036
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,040
Taskmaster is averting his eyes.
1037
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,480
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(THEY YAWN)
1038
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,600
Work. Oh...
1039
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,000
Work!
Work.
1040
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,720
Work!
School.
1041
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,880
(LAUGHTER)
1042
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,280
I've had enough.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1043
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,720
You were late to work and school,
1044
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,640
so I'm going to say ten to nine.
1045
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,440
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
1046
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,040
I mean, come off it!
(LAUGHTER)
1047
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,520
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Almost bell!
1048
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,960
Mummy!
1049
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,280
(LAUGHTER)
1050
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,760
Mummy!
1051
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320
Almost.
1052
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,720
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1053
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,280
I don't know.
School finishes 3pm, 3.30pm.
1054
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,520
So I'm going to say
quarter to three in the afternoon.
1055
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,800
(APPLAUSE)
1056
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,840
ALL: Ooh!
1057
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,360
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1058
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,640
(PANTS)
1059
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,960
(LAUGHS) Hang on, is it just me?
1060
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,160
(LAUGHTER)
1061
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,160
We were waiting for you
to do something
1062
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,720
and then join in!
OK, right.
1063
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,320
They have to be his words,
don't they?
1064
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,480
He's said way too many words.
1065
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,960
I hadn't started, though.
1066
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,120
Yes, you had.
OK.
1067
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,640
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1068
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,280
JENNY: Oh!
1069
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,880
Sorry!
1070
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480
The Wiggles get the maximum time,
1071
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,080
due to a violation of the rules.
1072
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,760
ANNE: Oh!
1073
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,080
It's the same.
1074
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,440
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1075
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,680
Almost bell.
1076
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,560
(LAUGHTER)
1077
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,760
Mummy!
1078
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,760
Mummy!
1079
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,320
Mummy!
Wah!
1080
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,440
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1081
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,480
I'm guessing
it's the exact same time,
1082
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,360
so I'm going to guess 2:45pm.
1083
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,200
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1084
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,440
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Happy...
1085
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,320
New...
Year!
1086
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,120
(APPLAUSE)
1087
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,840
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1088
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
12am.
1089
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,000
(APPLAUSE)
1090
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,160
JOSH: Is this our last one?
LESSER TOM: Yeah.
1091
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,760
(SMATTER OF LAUGHTER)
1092
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,160
Bell!
Mummy's here!
1093
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,280
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
1094
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,200
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1095
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,200
I'm guessing
it's not the exact same time.
1096
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,240
I'm going to go with 3:30pm.
1097
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,960
Ah!
(APPLAUSE)
1098
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,120
Alright, I don't need
any more bad improv
1099
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,160
to tell me what time it is.
1100
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,240
I know what time it is -
it's time for a break. See you soon.
1101
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,360
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1102
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,120
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1103
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,920
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
1104
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,800
where I've just spent
the last five minutes
1105
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,080
guessing what the time was.
(LAUGHTER)
1106
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,720
Alright, so what are the scores
for the live task?
1107
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,720
Well, we're scoring this one
1108
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,600
by how many minutes our teams were
away from the actual time
1109
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,960
that they had to depict.
1110
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,040
The Discount Wiggles
were 724 minutes away.
1111
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,440
(JENNY GUFFAWS)
(APPLAUSE)
1112
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,400
The Hooley Dooleys,
over the course of three rounds,
1113
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,880
only 18 minutes.
1114
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,960
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1115
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,240
I guess it's up to you
how to score them.
1116
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,240
Well, that's pretty easy. I think
it's five, five, one, one, one.
1117
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,160
Oh!
(APPLAUSE)
1118
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,280
ANNE: Harsh.
1119
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,200
Alright, what does that do
to the overall scores
for the episode?
1120
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,320
Well, it's been a huge episode
for Jenny Tian,
1121
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,960
but Anne Edmonds gets
her first win in the season.
1122
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,880
No way!
With 20 points.
1123
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,720
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(SCREAMS)
1124
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,680
Congratulations, Anne!
1125
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,400
Go claim your five things
that are great to have one of,
1126
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,200
but progressively worse
when multiplied.
1127
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,200
Go and enjoy.
1128
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,120
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1129
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,760
And how's the season going,
Lesser Tom?
1130
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,640
Well, Jenny and Josh,
they're scrapping it out
1131
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,960
with 93 each.
1132
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,240
Wil's in the middle.
1133
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,160
Anne has skyrocketed
into second place.
1134
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,320
But Lloyd is out in front
with 113 points.
1135
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,440
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1136
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,480
You can still catch up.
1137
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,440
That's episode seven done, dusted
and in the cupboard.
1138
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,800
But what have we learned?
1139
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,240
Well, we all learned that,
despite the subtle encouragement,
1140
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:08,080
full slop mode will never catch on.
(LAUGHTER)
1141
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,840
Josh learnt that,
despite my harsh exterior,
1142
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,760
sometimes I will give one
instead of zero.
1143
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,760
(LAUGHTER)
1144
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,960
And Anne learnt that,
despite common sense,
1145
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,320
in this one case, giving a bloke
a pull has gotten her to the top.
1146
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,880
Many happy returns to her.
She's our winner.
1147
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,280
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Let's do this all again next week.
1148
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,680
See you!
1149
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,320
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1150
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,560
No, I don't want this to go on TV.
1151
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,720
This might have been
a futile request from me.
1152
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,440
Wow.
(SCREAMS)
1153
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,360
Thanks for being such a good friend,
you little dickhead.
1154
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,280
TOM: I think you showed
a different side of you -
1155
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,720
you were funny.
AUDIENCE: Oh!
1156
00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,720
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