1 00:00:02,066 --> 00:00:03,066 This program is rated G 2 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:07,300 and is suitable for general audiences. 3 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,367 That's wonderful, Rachel. 4 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,500 Who are you making? 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,100 My husband. 6 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:31,900 That's incredible. What's he like? 7 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:34,200 Well, he's my best friend and he's always kind. 8 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:37,300 And he knows I hate spiders and he cooks all my favorite foods. 9 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:38,433 He's perfect! 10 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:40,133 He sounds perfect. 11 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:41,543 Do you want me to talk to your mom 12 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:43,233 about getting you into some art classes? 13 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,133 Yeah. 14 00:00:52,266 --> 00:00:54,700 Nothing is never perfect, is it? 15 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,476 There's always something that ruins everything 16 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,367 and then I'm back to square one. 17 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:03,934 I got nothing. 18 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,633 I don't suppose you have any ideas. 19 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,567 Sorry for venting again. You're just so easy to talk to. 20 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,500 Ooh! 21 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:17,500 What have we got here? 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,266 Oh... likes skydiving. Cool. 23 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,000 Vegetarian... healthy. Makes a mean cheeseburger. 24 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,700 Seems a bit contradictory. 25 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,367 Not looking for anything serious. 26 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,020 Well, that's kind of a relief actually. 27 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,767 Rachel! 28 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,533 Honey, are you in there? 29 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:36,000 Mom? 30 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:37,433 What are you doing here? 31 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:39,433 Surprise! Surprise! 32 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:40,600 - Hi. - Hi. 33 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,467 I was in the neighborhood. 34 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,433 Right. Mom, it's not a good time, 35 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:44,533 I'm in the middle of something. So... 36 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:48,266 Oh. Well, Ethel says that you haven't called her son back yet 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,633 and he said the date went very well. 38 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:51,266 I was worried. 39 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,934 I hadn't heard from you. 40 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:55,109 Yeah. Well, if you must know, he showed up 20 minutes late 41 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:57,033 and did something very offensive. 42 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:58,600 No. What did he do? 43 00:01:58,734 --> 00:02:01,166 Ordered for me. And not even something good. 44 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,300 A beet salad. 45 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,734 Well, you know, how these investment bankers can be. 46 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:07,667 So, he was a little bit late, but I think he took initiative 47 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,400 by ordering you something healthy. 48 00:02:09,533 --> 00:02:10,934 Right. 49 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:12,776 Besides, when was the last time you had a root vegetable? 50 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,033 You know, Ethel was very upset with me. 51 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:17,276 Mom, how about you stop setting me up with your friends' sons 52 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,142 and then your friends will stop being upset with you. 53 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:21,166 Yeah, but you are just being so unreasonable. 54 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,266 Honey, nobody's perfect. 55 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,760 And you're not getting any younger. 56 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,900 There it is. 57 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:27,643 Alright. Mom, you know, I have a class in five minutes 58 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,100 so, I'm gonna need you to... 59 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,433 Are you making a new piece? 60 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,333 No. 61 00:02:31,467 --> 00:02:33,433 Wha... ah... when do I get to see it? 62 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:34,667 What are you doing? 63 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,667 Mom, I'll call to you later. 64 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,100 - Okay? - Okay. 65 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,367 Bye. 66 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,767 Wow. Beautiful, Mia. 67 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:52,333 You know, this one might give you a deeper groove 68 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:54,000 right through there. Try it. 69 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,200 Thanks. 70 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,333 Alright. Good work today everyone. 71 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:03,300 I will see you all tonight at the showcase. 72 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:05,734 Now don't be shy. 73 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:08,300 Please invite your friends, your family. 74 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:09,233 You've worked hard. 75 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:11,433 Your creations deserve to be recognized. 76 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:35,800 May I have your attention, please? 77 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:38,667 Hi. I'm Rachel Becker. 78 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,633 I'm one of the instructors here. 79 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:42,567 I wanted to thank you all for coming tonight 80 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,100 to our student showcase. 81 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:48,567 These dedicated artists have spent weeks of their lives 82 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:51,266 for this one short moment where they get to share 83 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:56,400 a part of themselves and the way they see the world with you. 84 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:58,633 And I could not be more proud of all of them. 85 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:01,533 Hold on a sec, hold on! 86 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,667 Hi! 87 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,233 Uh... I just wanted to ask you, 88 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:07,300 are you gonna be showing any of your own pieces here tonight? 89 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:10,367 Um... Mom? What are you doing here? 90 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,467 She is so talented you have no idea. 91 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,367 I mean, her sculptures, it's like they are magic. 92 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,533 They're just, like, they're so real. 93 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,467 And you students, you have no idea 94 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,900 just how very, very lucky you are to have her as your teacher. 95 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,533 I assure you, uh, I am the lucky one. 96 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,700 And no, I will not be, uh, showing a piece tonight. 97 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:31,633 Oh, come on. Just bring out one thing. 98 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,367 Show everyone what you can do. 99 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,467 Okay. That's it for speeches. 100 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,567 Please donate to the school and thank you. 101 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:40,627 Mom, what are you doing here? 102 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,700 Well, I just saw your poster when I stopped by earlier. 103 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:45,233 Why didn't you tell us? 104 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:46,400 Us? 105 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:48,567 I paid for the parking and the machine ate my card. 106 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,867 - Oh, no. - Yet, again. 107 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,400 Guys, the poster said it's a student showcase. 108 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:54,367 What are you doing here? 109 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,300 Well, we're here now and we were hoping 110 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:57,900 you might showcase a piece here too. 111 00:04:58,033 --> 00:04:59,567 And why would I do that, Ruth? 112 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,633 Well, because I thought you were building something new. 113 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,200 I told them you wouldn't but they insisted. 114 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,734 Okay, listen to me. 115 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:09,567 It has been so long since those horrible reviews. 116 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,800 You need to start putting yourself out there 117 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:13,734 and not just with your art. 118 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:16,266 Wow. Where's Ben? Couldn't make it to the ambush? 119 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,367 Oh! I would never miss a Becker family ambush. 120 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,800 - Hey. - Hi. 121 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:22,476 I hope you don't mind David's tagging along. 122 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,900 We're gonna go see his show later. 123 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,934 That is a lie. I never miss an art student showcase. 124 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:28,867 Ben's actually tagging along with me. 125 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,109 David's actually really funny. 126 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:31,576 You should actually come to the show later, Rachel. 127 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,309 Well, that's very sweet but I have a feeling 128 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,367 Rachel will be having some plans later. 129 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,367 What? What plans? What have you done? 130 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,633 Nothing. 131 00:05:39,734 --> 00:05:41,233 You're up to something. 132 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:43,567 You'll thank me later. Andrew! 133 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,467 Oh... hi everyone. 134 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,567 Judith, thank you so much for inviting me. 135 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,900 Oh, of course. Everyone, this is Andrew. 136 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:54,367 Oh, no wait a minute, excuse me, Doctor Paff. 137 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,367 This is Andrea's son, he's a cardiologist. 138 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,233 He knows a thing or two about the heart. 139 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,367 Oh! 140 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,433 So, that's funny. Can I steal that joke? 141 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:04,567 He's new to the city 142 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,533 so, I thought I would invite him to your show. 143 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,667 I do hope that's okay. 144 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,934 Again, it's not my show. But nice to meet you. 145 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,066 You too. 146 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:13,934 I, uh... 147 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:14,867 Mom, a word? 148 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,033 Oh, yeah. 149 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,967 Mom, I told you to stop setting me up. 150 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,967 I know but look at him. 151 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,500 And he does very well for himself. 152 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:28,767 Uh, Rachel, why don't you show Andrew... 153 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,867 oh, I'm sorry, that would be Doctor Paff. 154 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,433 Calling Doctor Paff! 155 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:34,333 Sorry. 156 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:35,667 Okay, good. 157 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,443 You know, your mother's not entirely wrong. 158 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:40,467 I do understand matters of the heart. 159 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,667 Oh, you're... oh, you're serious. 160 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:50,867 Follow me, doc. 161 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,667 This is actually one of my favorite pieces. 162 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,867 Look at the detail. 163 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:05,600 Yeah. Can I ask you a question without being offensive? 164 00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:07,400 You can try. 165 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:09,100 How is this art? 166 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:13,934 This artist was never allowed to eat fast food as a kid 167 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,600 so, she developed this kind of obsession with it, 168 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:20,066 doing anything she could to get her hands on it. 169 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:24,367 To her, a burger and fries was the epitome of decadence. 170 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,500 She literally put it on a pedestal. 171 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,066 It's amazing how something one person might take for granted 172 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,700 can mean the world to someone else. 173 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,934 She never heard of an apple? 174 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:41,033 Well, I think it's going really well. 175 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,500 I can feel the heat from here. 176 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,133 I'm not sure what you're looking at. 177 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,700 - It was nice to meet you. - Thank you, yeah. 178 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,867 What just happened? Why is the good doctor leaving? 179 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,600 Because I asked him to. 180 00:07:57,734 --> 00:07:59,367 Why? He's such a catch. 181 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,934 He's a specialist! 182 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,900 Well, let him specialize in someone else. 183 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:05,233 Honey, your sister's getting married very soon. 184 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:08,467 Wouldn't it be nice if you could have someone to escort you? 185 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,576 I'm not sure that Rachel needs to start going out with someone 186 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,400 she doesn't like just so she can have a date for the wedding. 187 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,767 I am not trying to set her up for a night. 188 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,133 I'm trying to help her set herself up for life. 189 00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:21,000 She needs to... to be happy and loved. 190 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,066 Rachel is very particular, you know that. 191 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,734 It has to be the right person at the right time. 192 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:26,867 Enough! 193 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,633 I know you mean well but you have got to stop 194 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:31,710 with the set-ups and let me figure this out on my own 195 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:33,534 or I swear to you I will adopt a thousand cats 196 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,100 and never leave my apartment again. 197 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,100 Okay? 198 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:37,967 Mmmhmm. 199 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,000 Wow. That was such a personal moment 200 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:40,967 to happen right in front of me, 201 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,633 I feel like I'm part of the family now. 202 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:47,133 You know David, I bet you're actually pretty funny. 203 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:49,176 And I would really like to come to your show tonight 204 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:53,166 but I'm gonna go home because I suddenly have a headache. 205 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,533 Are we still going for Chinese? 206 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,900 Hey! Rachel! 207 00:09:18,033 --> 00:09:19,700 - Hey! - Hold on. 208 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:23,033 Ming, Tyee, you guys are the best. 209 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,166 And I'll see you at Burning Man! 210 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:27,834 Wild night? 211 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:31,633 Well... it's a full moon, there's a storm brewing 212 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:34,533 and I couldn't waste it sitting home at night. 213 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:35,976 It's not supposed to storm, Doris. 214 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,200 Oh yes, yes, the elbow never lies. 215 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,967 Hey, what happened with the showcase? 216 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,533 Oh. Well, my entire family tried to ambush me 217 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,000 and set me up with a doctor. 218 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,800 Again, with a doctor? 219 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,633 Yeah. Any chance you're up for a drink and a kvetch? 220 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:52,834 Drinking and kvetching, two of my favorite hobbies. 221 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,834 I've got a nice box of wine too. 222 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:57,734 You know, I've never seen my parents fight. 223 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:59,500 - Really? - Mmhmm. 224 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,867 Well, that has not been my experience. 225 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,867 They always got along, made it look easy. 226 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,133 I grew up with that so I know it's possible. 227 00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:09,133 It sounds pretty impossible to me but I'm a skeptic. 228 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:11,567 Nope. I just haven't found it yet. 229 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,834 I've dated great guys before 230 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,133 but they always end up disappointing me. 231 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,533 Something's always missing. 232 00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:21,533 I wish I could just date Clay. 233 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,200 Oh, who's Clay? 234 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:26,033 He's a sculpture I've been working on for a while. 235 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:29,967 Uh-huh. So, you wanna date a sculpture? 236 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,633 No Doris, I'm kidding. 237 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:34,900 But I have been experimenting with hyperrealism. 238 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:38,000 I took the best parts of every man I could think of. 239 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:41,200 I couldn't find a perfect boyfriend so I made one. 240 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:48,133 I think I need to see this thing right now. 241 00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:49,900 Families are fun, right? 242 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,667 Constant struggle between smothering love 243 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,567 and crushing disappointment. 244 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:59,834 You know, my family of course wanted me to be a doctor. 245 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:03,200 But I rebelled against that Jewish stereotype... 246 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,333 and became a lawyer. 247 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:12,700 Then I decided to try comedy and whoo... really cross a line. 248 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:14,434 They haven't returned my calls in a year. 249 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,433 Huh, yeah. 250 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,767 Thank you so much everybody. My name is David Cohen. 251 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,066 That's my time. 252 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,633 This bar is sticky, I'm gonna go wash my hands. 253 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,834 Okay. 254 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,727 Alright, let's keep it going for David Cohen. 255 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,567 Buddy! Thank you so much for coming. 256 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,033 I know you're crazy busy with all this wedding stuff. 257 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,734 Oh, come on, please, that was funny. 258 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:36,700 - Good. - Really. 259 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:37,934 And let me tell you, 260 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:40,300 it's nice to talk about something other than peonies. 261 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,767 Orchids, hydrangeas, uh... jasmine, 262 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:48,767 tulips, roses, philodendron. Oh, hi... love. 263 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,934 I was just saying how you make looking at centerpieces 264 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:55,266 for hours and hours on end seem like mere seconds, really. 265 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,367 Nice try. What about you, David? 266 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,300 Are you looking for someone 267 00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,900 to pick out flower arrangements with? 268 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,100 Nope. 269 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,133 Why not? 270 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,133 Well, I'm, uh, I'm just focused on the work. 271 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,376 You know, this is my time to get good and I can't get good 272 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,700 if I'm arranging carnations and calla lilies. 273 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,743 You don't have to choose between love and comedy. 274 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,800 This makes me happy, stand-up makes me happy, 275 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,076 and I'm finally getting good at it. 276 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,367 If I just focus on it I could build a real career. 277 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,967 But that could take years. 278 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,200 You're not even gonna try to date anyone? 279 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,467 That's right. 280 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,133 You know, I think under the right light, in a leap year, 281 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,800 Mercury is in retrograde, he'd really hit it off with Rachel. 282 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,934 Are you done? 283 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,743 I just hope you laugh that hard when I'm on stage. 284 00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,409 Tell me how you really feel about it, Ruthie. 285 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:40,834 Sorry. It's not you, it's her. I love my sister but she's... 286 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,100 - Oh, impossible. - Picky. 287 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,767 Yeah. Yeah. 288 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,667 Her ideal man is a complete fantasy. 289 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Yeah. 290 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,767 Basically if you're human you don't stand a chance. 291 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,834 Wow. I mean, you weren't kidding. 292 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:58,300 I'd date him. 293 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,333 Why'd you decide to make him life-sized? 294 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:03,667 I don't know. 295 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,200 I guess I just wanted to make him feel as real as possible. 296 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:11,367 So, let me ask you... describe your perfect man. 297 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,000 I don't know. 298 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,000 - Um... kind. - Mmmhmm. 299 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,133 - Smart. - Mmhmmm. 300 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,000 - Loyal, dedicated. - Mmmhmm. 301 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,066 Someone I could bring home to my mother. 302 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,200 Oy. 303 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,767 A hopeless romantic, always on the same page. 304 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,900 No conflicts. 305 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:26,100 A best friend. 306 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,333 Oh, still going. 307 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:28,767 Just perfect. 308 00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:31,033 That's a lot to ask for in a human man. 309 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,200 Tell me about it. 310 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,033 Ah... err... 311 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,000 Alright. Come on, Doris, spit it out, what? 312 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:43,333 Well, my bubbe used to tell me about the legend of the Golem. 313 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:44,266 Did you ever hear about it? 314 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,000 No. No, I don't think so. 315 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,000 Oh really? It's Jewish folklore. 316 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:52,333 Hundreds of years ago rabbis would create sculptures 317 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,033 of men made out of clay. 318 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,266 Then they would bring them to life to defend their communities 319 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,133 and, you know, generally tidy up around the house. 320 00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:04,000 A sculpture that does dishes. A girl can dream. 321 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:07,100 Hey, do you wanna see something... cool? 322 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:09,100 Am I gonna regret this in the morning? 323 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:12,967 Well... probably. But you'll get used to it. 324 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,133 Oh wow, Doris. 325 00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:19,300 This looks like it's hundreds of years old. 326 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,467 It is. It's an amulet. 327 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,000 According to my bubbe, it can bring a Golem to life. 328 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,400 And why are you carry this around with you? 329 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,100 I carry a lot of things around with me. 330 00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,166 - Who knows where I'll end up? - Mmhmm. 331 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:35,133 We should put it around its neck just to see if she's right. 332 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,000 Doris... 333 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,433 What? It's not gonna work anyway. 334 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,600 So, why do it? 335 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:42,967 It'll be like a manifestation exercise, you know. 336 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,967 You think of your ideal man and then you put it around its neck 337 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,133 and the universe brings you your ideal man. 338 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,000 What've you got to lose? 339 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:57,133 It would take you longer to put together a dating profile. 340 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,600 Fine. 341 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,533 - Hmm? - Yeah. 342 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:23,066 Alright, now, you know, concentrate. 343 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,533 Oh, manifest, right. 344 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,066 Yes. Concentrate. 345 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,633 - It winked. - No. 346 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,300 - It winked, it winked at me! - No, it did not. 347 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,400 It did, it winked! It's... it's alive! 348 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,033 You're terrible. 349 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:46,400 - Oh well, we tried. - Yeah, we tried. 350 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:50,900 See? Storm outside. Told you the elbow never lies. 351 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:51,834 Right. 352 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,367 Let's go find a last call somewhere. 353 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,200 - Okay, yeah. - 'Kay. 354 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,066 - Or we could go home. - Yeah, we could. 355 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,967 Parker... 356 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 Parker. 357 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,166 Parker! 358 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,320 How many times did I tell you not to interrupt me 359 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,300 when I'm in the zone? 360 00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:35,467 Oh, sorry for coming back to my house. 361 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,967 No, it's okay. 362 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,300 Enough about me... how was your show? 363 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,266 Uh, yeah, it was good. It was good. 364 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,033 I got some laughs. 365 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,033 How about you, 366 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,934 did you get to chapter 15 of the LSAT book? 367 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:52,133 Man, chapter, shmapter. I'm all about the lick and riff. 368 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:53,467 Can't you dig it, man? 369 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,734 Dig this, man. 370 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,266 Your mom is depending on me to help you with that book. 371 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,710 It's the whole reason you get to live here in New York City. 372 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,367 Why do you get to quit being a lawyer 373 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,200 but I have to go to law school? 374 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,376 That is a really good question. 375 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,400 Thank you. 376 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:08,200 I will redirect to your mother, my sister. 377 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,266 Good luck with that. Are we clear? 378 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,333 You tell me. 379 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,667 Oh... 380 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:26,033 Hello? Hello? Is somebody there? 381 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:26,700 There we go. 382 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:27,834 Mom? 383 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,266 Wow. So glad to see we've established healthy boundaries. 384 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,200 Are you just waking up? 385 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,613 I gave you a key for emergencies. 386 00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,367 Well, this is an emergency. 387 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,934 You're not eating so I made you a kugel. 388 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,100 Mom, I'm eating. You could've just called. 389 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,400 Who calls? 390 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,543 Besides, I happened to have been out in the neighborhood. 391 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,633 With a kugel? 392 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:49,333 Listen, uh, I'm gonna be putting you at the singles table 393 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,266 at the wedding but don't you get mad at me. 394 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,209 What? I thought I was sitting with you and Daddy. 395 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,033 Yeah, we've had to move some things around. 396 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,643 We've got some people coming in from out of state. 397 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,967 And besides, I found out that there's gonna be 398 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,266 at least four very desirable men at that table. 399 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,433 Oh, my gosh. 400 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:04,843 Well, that is perfect because what I really wanted 401 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:07,333 was to go on a quadruple blind date at my sister's wedding. 402 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,776 Well, I don't know what you want from me, 403 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,800 I don't make the rules. 404 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,066 So, unless something changes and you do decide 405 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,667 to bring someone to this wedding, 406 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,876 that is where you're sitting. 407 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:15,900 But Mom... 408 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:18,600 I have to go. I'm sorry, your dad is double-parked. 409 00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:19,800 I love you. 410 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,600 Stop screening my calls. Oh, and eat! 411 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,266 Love you too, Mom. 412 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:35,233 Okay. Find a date for the wedding. 413 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,333 Let's see what we got. 414 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,667 Too old. Too young. 415 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,400 Hot yoga enthusiast, likes cold showers. 416 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,633 Who are these people? 417 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,500 Good morning Clay. 418 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,633 It is now. 419 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,300 Who are you? 420 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Rachel it's me, Clay. 421 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:08,967 What? Oh gosh. 422 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,667 Is this some sort of prank you guys are playing on me? 423 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,734 Come out, you guys. You got me! 424 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:16,433 It's a new TV show, right? 425 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,700 Oh, right, right. 426 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:23,300 So, nobody hired a model who looks exactly like my piece. 427 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,800 Where is my piece? 428 00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:27,266 Alright. Come out, guys. You got me! 429 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,834 Are you not excited to see me? 430 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,900 What? Who gave you that? 431 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,133 You did... with Doris last night. 432 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,367 Doris is... is not here? 433 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:42,600 Um... 434 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,500 Do you think I could... 435 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,600 I always put my initials behind... 436 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,500 could I look at... just your ear? 437 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,500 - Ahhhh! - Whoa! Whoa! 438 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,967 I don't know. But I'm glad I am. 439 00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,533 It worked. 440 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,700 Oh my gosh, it worked. It actually worked. 441 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:16,867 I need, uh, I need a... 442 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Coffee? 443 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,900 One stevia, quarter cup of vanilla oat milk 444 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,600 and a light sprinkling of cocoa powder. 445 00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:25,343 That's exactly right. How did you know that? 446 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,643 I've been watching you make coffee every day 447 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,467 for over a year. 448 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,960 You've been watching me for over... 449 00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:30,967 Uh-oh. 450 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,567 I know how sore your feet can get 451 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,009 walking on this hard concrete all day. 452 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,800 Yeah. Wow. 453 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,233 Um... that's the spot but you've... 454 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:42,533 Uh... wow. Sorry Miss Becker. 455 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,433 Is class about to start? 456 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,600 Class... 457 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,467 Good morning. 458 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,900 Hey, morning. Hi. 459 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,033 Class, yes. 460 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:55,600 Today for class I want you to go on a journey 461 00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,800 of self-discovery in the city. 462 00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,967 So... you, uh, you want, you want us all to leave? 463 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,867 I want you to go on a journey of discovery. 464 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,767 This is a model that I am interviewing 465 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,700 for a future class on the human form. 466 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:14,033 Huh. Looking... forward... to that class. 467 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,734 So... 468 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:20,700 Yeah. So why don't you, um... go soak in the city. 469 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:21,834 - Right. - Yeah. 470 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,300 Okay. Thank you. 471 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,734 - Right. - Yup. 472 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:31,667 I am going crazy. I'm going crazy. 473 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,266 That explains it. Oh gosh, I should call Doris. 474 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,533 It's already dialing. 475 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,333 Oh. Thanks. 476 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,967 Doris... hi. 477 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,667 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come to my studio right now. 478 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,967 Yeah. Oh, and bring clothes. 479 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,734 Man clothes. 480 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:01,967 Aloha! 481 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,600 I can't believe this is happening. 482 00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:05,033 Oh, it's happening. 483 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,033 Hi. I'm Doris. 484 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:13,367 Now, let me get this straight, is he real, real? 485 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,500 I don't know. 486 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,473 I'm hungry. I've never been this hungry before. 487 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:17,700 Oh! 488 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,100 Hang on a second here. 489 00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:22,567 Would you like some chocolate rugelach, Clay? 490 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,500 Sure. 491 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,843 What, you just walk around with a bag of rugelach in your purse? 492 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:30,400 I told you, I like to be prepared for any situation. 493 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,834 Mmm! 494 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,727 This is the most amazing thing I've ever had. 495 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,500 Well, it's the only thing you've ever had. 496 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,500 But I still take it as a compliment. 497 00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:39,667 This is crazy! This is crazy! 498 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,000 What am I gonna do with him? 499 00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:42,643 At least you got a date for the wedding. 500 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:45,200 What? That is even crazier. 501 00:22:45,834 --> 00:22:48,400 What's so crazy about it? Life is crazy. 502 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,810 You made a wish for a perfect man, 503 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:51,033 now he's here for real... 504 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,400 Isn't that what you wanted? 505 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:53,533 Yes. 506 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:54,767 Ah... I rest my case. 507 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,166 Okay. Okay. 508 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,667 Say, say I do take him to my sister's wedding. 509 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,667 Okay? 510 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,100 There's a lot to figure out. 511 00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:02,276 What's there to figure out? 512 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,900 Like who he is, where he's from, what does he do? 513 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:06,033 What are his hobbies? 514 00:23:06,066 --> 00:23:09,200 Hobbies? That's easy. Just being with you. 515 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,734 Well, you two seem like you're getting along. 516 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:17,042 I guess this is my cue to leave. 517 00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:18,066 No! 518 00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:21,500 Um... that's very nice, Clay, but, um... 519 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:25,133 I was thinking something more like fishing. 520 00:23:25,266 --> 00:23:27,186 For you I'll catch the largest fish in the world. 521 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,667 No! A thousand of them! 522 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,609 I don't think a freezer could hold a thousand fish. 523 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:31,367 Okay. 524 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,333 A thousand fish is a lot of fish. 525 00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:33,066 - That's right, Doris. - I'm just saying. 526 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,633 - Okay. - Maybe a sub-zero. 527 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:35,800 We get it, Doris! 528 00:23:36,734 --> 00:23:38,934 First things first... 529 00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:42,400 My mom cannot meet you in that. 530 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,467 Uh, I can't get used to hearing you speak. 531 00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,500 Oh. I'm sorry. Should I stop talking? 532 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:55,734 No. No, it's... it's nice. I like it. 533 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,734 Phew. All this shopping made me super hungry. 534 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:00,800 Should we get some more of that rugelach? 535 00:24:00,934 --> 00:24:02,734 You know, this is New York City. 536 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:04,200 We can do better than that. 537 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,233 Thank you. Best dogs in the city. 538 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,467 These aren't made of real dogs, are they? 539 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,834 Trust me. 540 00:24:16,867 --> 00:24:17,967 Mmhmm. 541 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,000 You know what I do miss though, being a kid. 542 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,176 'Cause when you're a kid and you quit something you don't like, 543 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,633 everybody's all, like, "aww he's just discovering himself". 544 00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,276 But when you're an adult and you quit something 545 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,166 it's all, "hey David, you're ruining your life!" 546 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:38,967 But enough about every family gathering I've ever attended. 547 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,776 Thank you so much, everybody. 548 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,900 I'm David Cohen, I'll see you next time. Thank you. 549 00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:51,066 David Cohen, everybody. How funny was that? 550 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,900 Dude, that was so funny. It was so funny tonight. 551 00:24:55,033 --> 00:24:56,609 What do you mean, I wasn't funny before or...? 552 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:57,400 No, no, no. I mean... 553 00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,200 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm playing. 554 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,166 Okay, okay. 555 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,066 Buddy, I feel good. I feel great. 556 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,200 - Let's... let's hit the clubs. - Yes. 557 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,700 Let's make this a bachelor party, 558 00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:07,700 we can even invite Ruth and her sister along. 559 00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:10,033 Yeah, what? No. You don't... 560 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:12,242 You want me to invite my fiancée to the bachelor party? 561 00:25:12,266 --> 00:25:14,800 You do know how bachelor parties work, right? 562 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,266 - This about Rachel? - No. 563 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,266 - Uh-huh. - Maybe. 564 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,400 - Mmmhmm. - It's... 565 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:20,867 - She's sassy. - Mmmhmm. 566 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 And she's funny. 567 00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:23,866 Well, I'm just saying you don't have a chance. 568 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:25,343 I'm really glad you're my best friend. 569 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,600 I can't imagine what you might say otherwise. 570 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,633 What? No. You, you are great. 571 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:33,567 I love you. It's her. She's just really, really picky. 572 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,066 But going out sounds awesome. 573 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,300 Let's shake up the night! Yeah, ha, ha! 574 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:41,900 Oh... 575 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:43,266 So much for the shaking? 576 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,800 I gotta go. 577 00:25:45,467 --> 00:25:48,000 Ruth wants to rehearse the first dance again. 578 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,300 Have a great time. 579 00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,767 - Nope. - Okay. 580 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:01,867 So, we'll say you're saving up for law school. 581 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,800 My parents need to think you have a stable future. 582 00:26:04,934 --> 00:26:07,834 A lawyer is someone who argues for a living. 583 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,276 I don't have to argue with you, do I? 584 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,700 Because I never want to. 585 00:26:10,834 --> 00:26:12,800 No, you never have to argue with me. 586 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:22,000 Okay, that's enough, um... for tonight. 587 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,967 We'll cover more personal history tomorrow. 588 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:27,734 I'm tired but... I don't want this night to end. 589 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,166 We've had a big day. 590 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,000 Let's get you back to my office. 591 00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:36,934 The couch opens up, you can sleep there. 592 00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:41,967 I've spent some late nights there making... well you. 593 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,333 I still can't believe this is happening. 594 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:48,200 It's like a dream. 595 00:26:50,934 --> 00:26:52,467 You're my dream. 596 00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,900 That was the best kiss of my life. 597 00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:07,867 Yeah. 598 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,400 Not too shabby. 599 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:21,100 Did you see Irving? He got so old. 600 00:27:21,233 --> 00:27:22,000 Where's Rachel? 601 00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:23,900 Oh, she'll be here soon. 602 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:24,900 Did she find a date? 603 00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:26,133 What do you think? 604 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:27,266 It is not a good sign 605 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,400 when the younger sister gets married first. 606 00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:31,567 Maybe. But in the end, I'm sure Rachel 607 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,100 will find someone who deserves her. 608 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,233 Oh... 609 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,300 Hello! Mazel tov! 610 00:27:36,433 --> 00:27:39,066 Well, if it isn't Don Rickles. Where's your hoodie? 611 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,066 I dropped it at the dry cleaners to be pressed. 612 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,367 Mazel tov. 613 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,967 I can't believe it. I can't believe the day is finally here. 614 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100 Neither can I. 615 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,467 Hi Daddy. 616 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:50,800 Hi David. 617 00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:55,333 Rachel. Wow. Uh... you look incredible. 618 00:27:56,066 --> 00:28:01,467 Uh... Mom, Dad, David, this is Clay. 619 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,467 My date. 620 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600 Date? 621 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:05,567 Mazel tov on the big day. You must be so proud. 622 00:28:07,767 --> 00:28:08,500 Hey. 623 00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:10,900 Oh wow! Wow! That's quite a grip. 624 00:28:11,033 --> 00:28:12,033 You play ball? 625 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,046 Oh, I'm capable of playing all the sports balls. 626 00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:17,033 Basket, volley, dodge, foot. 627 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:18,900 That's a lotta balls, right? 628 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:20,166 He's very athletic. 629 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,133 Uh, so tell me, how did you two meet? 630 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,967 It's a really cute story. 631 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,800 Here it goes. 632 00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:28,467 I took one of Rachel's night classes 633 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,967 and noticed her right away. 634 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,900 Not only because of her beauty 635 00:28:32,033 --> 00:28:36,133 but because of her skill and confidence as a teacher. 636 00:28:36,266 --> 00:28:37,500 Sounds very romantic. 637 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,367 He was having trouble with his vase, 638 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,867 looked more like a plate. 639 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,100 Oh. 640 00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:44,009 It's harder than it looks, but she makes it look easy. 641 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,553 And I spent the whole class helping him 642 00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:48,667 and we finally got a shape that you could put flowers in. 643 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Oh, right. 644 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,667 So, we got it in the oven 645 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,900 and we stayed after class for hours, talking until it was ready. 646 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,367 The next day he brought me flowers in that vase. 647 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,367 Uh, blue peonies, her favorite. 648 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,567 Then he asked me out. 649 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,467 And the rest is history. 650 00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:12,400 Wow, that's quite a story. 651 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:15,300 Yeah, you two packed in a lot in the last 48 hours. 652 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:19,133 Well, I think it's very romantic and it is a dream come true. 653 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:21,476 We'll have to reshuffle the seating arrangements, Rachel. 654 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,567 Okay. 655 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,740 Hey, you can join me at the kids' table if you want. 656 00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:25,834 It's full. 657 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:29,133 I'm gonna make you a special place card, Clay. 658 00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:30,433 What's your last name? 659 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:34,433 Um... Gold... 660 00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:37,233 fish...? 661 00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:38,467 Goldfish? 662 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,367 Uh, sorry. Goldfisher. 663 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,533 Wait, wait, wait. Does he have two last names? 664 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:43,734 Oh, sure. 665 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:48,266 Fisher is his last name and Gold is his stage name. 666 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,533 For modeling. 667 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,433 Yes. Those are his names. 668 00:29:51,567 --> 00:29:53,133 Oh, you're a model. 669 00:29:53,266 --> 00:29:54,266 Of course, he is. 670 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,567 But just for now, just to save up some money. 671 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,567 Uh, Clay is thinking about going to law school. 672 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,100 Oh... I like that. 673 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,710 Well, I'm sure that Ben will be happy to help 674 00:30:04,734 --> 00:30:06,900 with those LSAT's when the time comes. 675 00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:08,033 What are those? 676 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,780 Well it's the test that you take to get in. 677 00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:12,967 To law school. 678 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:13,967 Right. 679 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,100 I know. 680 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:16,867 I was the one testing you. 681 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,033 Oh! 682 00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:21,533 Funny guy you got here, Rachel. 683 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:22,433 Yeah. 684 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,233 Hey! It's Sandy Weinberg. 685 00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,033 He's in advertising. You two should meet. 686 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,567 He's got all kinds of connections. 687 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,033 Sandy! Sandy! 688 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,100 I've got the next Fabio right here. 689 00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:32,600 Let me do the talking. 690 00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:35,033 Oooh! Let's go and find our seats. 691 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,266 Yeah, it's very nice to see you again. 692 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,467 Oh, my goodness, he is such a keeper. 693 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,967 Isn't this the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 694 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,400 It sure is. 695 00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:02,934 Mazel tov! 696 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:16,166 Congratulations to the happy couple. 697 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,660 Come on, everyone give them a hand! 698 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:19,033 You can do better than that. 699 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,460 So, dinner will be served shortly, 700 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,266 followed by wedding toasts. 701 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,166 And then it's Hora time! 702 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,967 Ugh. The toast. Okay, I will be right back. 703 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,967 I'm just gonna take one more crack at it. 704 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,300 What should I do? 705 00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:36,367 Eat. 706 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,700 Oh. 707 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:48,667 I am going to keep going. Thank you, I appreciate that. 708 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:52,367 - Keep them coming. - See you later. 709 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:55,233 Hi, glad you could make it. 710 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:57,309 Find that perfect person you can imagine 711 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,533 spending the rest of your life with but Ruth wasn't even 712 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,166 halfway through her first date with Ben when she texted me. 713 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,710 When she wants something, she goes for it. 714 00:32:03,734 --> 00:32:05,367 Zero hesitation. 715 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,266 I wish I was more like that but I... 716 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:17,266 Ugh. Come on, Rach. You had weeks to finish this. 717 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,100 But... 718 00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:19,100 But I couldn't choose 719 00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:22,700 between fish or chicken for this wedding. 720 00:32:22,834 --> 00:32:23,934 What? 721 00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:26,176 I wish I were more like that but I couldn't even choose 722 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,667 between fish or chicken for this wedding. 723 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,309 You gotta put some jokes in these speeches. 724 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,433 It's important. 725 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,567 I have jokes. 726 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,734 Really? I haven't heard one yet. 727 00:32:35,867 --> 00:32:37,600 There's more to jokes than just words. 728 00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:39,233 Yeah, laughs. 729 00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:41,300 It's more about delivery. 730 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:45,266 Look, all I'm saying is I'm happy to help you. 731 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,367 This is, uh... it's kinda what I do. 732 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,400 Thank you but I don't need help writing about my sister. 733 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,000 Suit yourself. 734 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:56,100 I hope you enjoy the sound of a single cough 735 00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:57,100 and waiters pouring water 736 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,367 while you deliver your cut and paste speech. 737 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,433 Wait. 738 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,633 What was that joke you said? 739 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,400 About the fish. 740 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:18,400 Mom, Dad, you two have set the bar 741 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:19,900 for the perfect marriage. 742 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,100 Aww... 743 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:25,100 And now Ruth, you really have found your perfect partner. 744 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,734 So Ben, as you are opening your air fryer 745 00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:31,433 and monogrammed tea towels... 746 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:36,333 Just remember, the perfect gift... is grandchildren. 747 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,734 Your new mother in law has registered for three. 748 00:33:42,266 --> 00:33:43,500 L'chaim! 749 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:45,100 L'chaim! 750 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,667 - Love you. - Love you, sissy. 751 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,700 Yes, that was funny. 752 00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:05,400 That was so great. Who was your writer? 753 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:06,400 Thank you. 754 00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:08,367 I hate to admit it but that might've been 755 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,509 the best sister of the bride speech I have ever given. 756 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:11,367 Mmhmm. 757 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,967 So... 758 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,834 I feel like I owe you something. 759 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,333 How about a dance? 760 00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:19,300 Oh... 761 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:21,333 - We don't have to if... - No. Um... 762 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:22,500 Mmm! 763 00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:25,200 Have you had the lox with the hummus? 764 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,567 Not even on accident. 765 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,400 Here. I've already had three. 766 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:29,533 Uh... 767 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,734 You... you don't have to. 768 00:34:30,867 --> 00:34:34,166 Okay, um... it was great seeing you both. 769 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,567 Rachel, enjoy the rest of the wedding. 770 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600 It's great. 771 00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:44,533 Of course. 772 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,834 See? 773 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,633 Looks like the picky woman has picked someone. 774 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,333 You gotta let it go. 775 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:59,233 There's nothing to let go of. We just... we had a moment. 776 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:03,300 Yeah, but I mean look at him, looks like a Greek sculpture. 777 00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:06,433 And Judith and Mark love him. You can't compete with that. 778 00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:07,727 Gee, thanks for the pep talk. 779 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:09,533 Oh... you know what I mean. 780 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:12,266 No, it's fair. 781 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,633 You know Ruth has a cousin, Barbara. 782 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:15,934 - Babs? - Yeah. 783 00:35:16,066 --> 00:35:17,700 We met. Remember? 784 00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:21,567 Oh yeah. Well, beggars can't be choosers. 785 00:35:23,767 --> 00:35:26,300 Look, I... I'm just gonna focus on the comedy. 786 00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:28,967 Love is a pointless distraction. 787 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,266 You know you're at my wedding, right? 788 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,266 - Yeah. - Mmhmm. 789 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,767 Thank you for coming with me. 790 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,800 I've been dreading this day for months 791 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:45,567 and it's turned out to be just... 792 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,700 Magical. 793 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:48,667 Yeah. 794 00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:53,667 I don't want this feeling to end. 795 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,900 I don't want this feeling to end. 796 00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:21,667 Okay. Whose idea was it to move to a three-story walk-up? 797 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,834 Yours. 798 00:36:22,967 --> 00:36:24,834 Right, sorry. Yeah. 799 00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:26,400 Well, at least the exposed brick's 800 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:27,834 worth getting a hernia over. 801 00:36:28,967 --> 00:36:30,433 - Hi. - Oh hey. 802 00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:32,066 Hi. Thank you so much for helping. 803 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,266 Nice to see you. 804 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,500 You brought coffees, you're a life saver, thank you. 805 00:36:35,633 --> 00:36:37,600 I'm sorry Clay couldn't make it. 806 00:36:37,734 --> 00:36:38,854 I made him an Instagram page 807 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,810 and he's been booking modeling gigs left and right. 808 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:43,500 He's a model, he doesn't have an Instagram page? 809 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:46,533 He's an old soul. Doesn't believe in social media. 810 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:47,667 Hmm. 811 00:36:47,734 --> 00:36:49,700 That's okay. We found an extra set of hands. 812 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,000 Oh. Who? 813 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,834 Your friendly neighborhood rugelach man! 814 00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:54,166 In the house. 815 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,943 I thought you said you were bringing donuts. 816 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:58,000 Rugelach are better than donuts. 817 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,934 Glad to see somebody appreciates good food here. 818 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:08,934 What is that? 819 00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:11,900 Fig and date. 820 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:13,433 - Fig and date? - Mmm. 821 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:14,667 - Seriously? - Whatever. 822 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,834 Why not chocolate? 823 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,834 Chocolate's boring. Everybody likes chocolate. 824 00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:20,667 Exactly, it's chocolate. 825 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,433 Why not bring something everyone will enjoy? 826 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,166 Well, everyone doesn't have to enjoy everything. 827 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,609 That's why they make different flavors. 828 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:30,100 You combine them... like lox and hummus. 829 00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:32,433 I'm sure they're not that bad. 830 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:33,567 Eh? 831 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,233 Let's go get donuts. 832 00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:41,467 Mmhmm. 833 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,600 Donuts. 834 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:44,633 Sorry. 835 00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:47,033 - Help. - Uh-huh. 836 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,633 So, where's your boyfriend? 837 00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:53,807 Oh, he's shooting a campaign for a new apparel line, 838 00:37:53,934 --> 00:37:54,934 if you must know. 839 00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:56,767 Oh, I thought he'd be out dipping gefilte fish 840 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,100 in peanut butter somewhere. 841 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,934 I gotta write that one down. 842 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,500 You know, it's always stressful testing out new material. 843 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,073 It's like sure, in my head it's funny 844 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:09,142 but you never know how somebody else is gonna react. 845 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,667 Yeah, I can relate to that. Art is the same way. 846 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,133 I can make something so personal and have it take so long 847 00:38:14,266 --> 00:38:15,910 only to have someone look at it for two seconds 848 00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:17,000 and say something like... 849 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,633 Ooh, I don't know. 850 00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:20,867 An uninspired mish-mosh of ideas masquerading as art 851 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 but really just a lifeless lump of clay. 852 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,533 At least you didn't hang onto that. 853 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:25,133 Right. 854 00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:26,667 Healthy. 855 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,676 You know, I would love to see some of your artwork. 856 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,834 There's my girl! 857 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:30,834 - Hey. - Hey. 858 00:38:30,967 --> 00:38:32,633 I didn't think you'd be able to make it. 859 00:38:32,767 --> 00:38:33,887 You know, shoot ended early. 860 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 They said I did so well 861 00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:36,633 that they didn't need the rest of the day 862 00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:38,066 so, I wanted to come help. 863 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,200 And... 864 00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:40,876 I brought everyone a little nosh. 865 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,667 Ooh la la! Chocolate rugelach, my favorite. 866 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,867 Maybe overrated. 867 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,133 Whoa. 868 00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,834 This is the best rugelach I've ever had. 869 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,166 Where'd you get this? 870 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,533 I made them. 871 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,233 - You made these? - Yeah. 872 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,200 How? 873 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,667 Doris showed me. 874 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:04,033 Oh, and these... are for your purse. 875 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,333 In case of emergency. 876 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:09,900 Okay, so this is the part where I leave. 877 00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:11,700 I gotta get ready for a show later. 878 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:13,100 Okay. Bye. 879 00:39:13,734 --> 00:39:15,867 Oh... a show? Can we come? 880 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,767 Yeah, you wanna come to my stand-up show? 881 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,934 Sure. Plus, that's what friends are for. 882 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,700 Plus, I've never been to one. 883 00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:23,274 You've never been to a stand-up show? 884 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,700 I've never been to any show. 885 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:26,767 He's kidding. 886 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,800 Clay is like my personal stand-up comedian. 887 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:32,166 Right. I've been to all the shows. 888 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,066 Alright. I'll see you guys. Thank you. 889 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,233 Okay. 890 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,133 Bye. 891 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:45,600 - Round two? - Mmhmm. 892 00:39:45,734 --> 00:39:47,767 If you don't know what Yom Kippur is, 893 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,867 it's a day of atonement. 894 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,567 It's a day where we starve ourselves and apologize a lot. 895 00:39:54,734 --> 00:39:56,767 Not eating sounds awful. 896 00:39:56,900 --> 00:40:00,633 Oh, uh... it's so you can focus on thinking about your life. 897 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:01,910 I can do that while I'm eating. 898 00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:03,800 And my mom would tell us not to eat too much 899 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:05,867 when we broke the fast so we wouldn't get sick. 900 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,867 Then she would make us the biggest meal of our lives. 901 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,266 Brisket, kugel, chopped liver, challah, matzo ball soup. 902 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,533 And desserts... plural. 903 00:40:15,667 --> 00:40:16,667 Have you ever seen 904 00:40:16,734 --> 00:40:18,934 a starving 13-year-old exercise self-control? 905 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:24,533 My mom did the exact same thing when I was a kid. 906 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:25,667 I miss those meals. 907 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:26,740 Oh, what did she make you? 908 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,767 I'll make you a feast like hers only bigger. 909 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,967 Okay, um... let's talk about it later. Okay? 910 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,600 Technology has made it so easy. 911 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,900 Now I just hop on social media and I post... 912 00:40:38,033 --> 00:40:41,567 Whoops! My bad. Hashtag Yom Kippur... and call it a day. 913 00:40:48,934 --> 00:40:51,200 Okay, um... you don't have to laugh 914 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:53,700 if you don't think it's funny, okay? 915 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,314 I guess somebody doesn't get out much. 916 00:40:56,934 --> 00:40:57,934 Sorry. 917 00:40:58,734 --> 00:41:00,209 I was pretending to laugh but I know now 918 00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:02,133 I don't have to when it's not funny. 919 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:03,333 Oh, my God. 920 00:41:03,467 --> 00:41:07,967 Um... I can't see you but I bet I know who this is. 921 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,767 Ladies and gentlemen, my friend's, thank you. 922 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:14,166 And you can apologize to me for this moment next Yom Kippur. 923 00:41:15,467 --> 00:41:16,867 I'm David Cohen thank you everybody! 924 00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:18,000 That's my time. 925 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,700 Let's hear it for David Cohen! 926 00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,667 - Hi. - Hi. 927 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,433 I had no idea that you were actually... 928 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,600 - Funny? - Yeah! That was really funny. 929 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,333 It's nice to be pleasantly surprised. 930 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:37,667 Thank you. Thank you. 931 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,200 I'm assuming I don't have to ask you 932 00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:40,967 how you felt about it, Clay. 933 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,340 Well, the seats were comfortable 934 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,367 and the drinks are tasty. 935 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,500 Good. 936 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,934 Uh... comedy's just not Clay's thing, I guess. 937 00:41:49,066 --> 00:41:51,066 I never noticed that before. 938 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,900 Ooh. But this is my thing. 939 00:41:58,166 --> 00:41:59,233 Yeah. 940 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,200 He's hungry. 941 00:42:03,133 --> 00:42:04,467 - Always. - Okay. 942 00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:08,433 So, when does your ad campaign come out? 943 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,033 Should be any day now. 944 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,200 There it is! 945 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:14,533 Wow! 946 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,467 Huh. I thought it'd be a lot bigger than that. 947 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:21,834 - So, it's an ad for... - Jeans. 948 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:23,367 That's why I'm not wearing a shirt. 949 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,767 Oh... right. Makes sense. 950 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400 So, did you enjoy yourself tonight? 951 00:42:33,533 --> 00:42:35,033 I enjoyed spending time with you. 952 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,900 But did you have fun? 953 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,233 I had fun watching you laugh. 954 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,343 Your laugh is like music to me. 955 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:43,734 Really? Even when I snort? 956 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,307 Your snort's like beautiful thunder. 957 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,867 You are unreal. 958 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,000 Will I see you tomorrow? 959 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:51,867 Of course. 960 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,280 Just make sure to leave my office 961 00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:54,476 before the students get there. 962 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,300 Oh, that won't be a problem. 963 00:42:55,433 --> 00:42:56,793 There's a pole inside the couch bed 964 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:58,233 that wakes me up good and early. 965 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,133 Ugh. Gosh, we really do have to find you 966 00:43:00,266 --> 00:43:01,967 a better place to stay, huh? 967 00:43:03,967 --> 00:43:04,967 Good night. 968 00:43:05,233 --> 00:43:06,233 Good night. 969 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,500 Wow. He's perfect. 970 00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,133 That's my boyfriend. 971 00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:25,834 - Parker? - Yeah? 972 00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:29,133 What's going on? 973 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:31,800 David, the most amazing thing happened to me. 974 00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:32,934 You got into Yale? 975 00:43:32,967 --> 00:43:34,333 - Better. - Harvard. 976 00:43:34,467 --> 00:43:37,567 I got into a band. Well, more of, like, a combo. 977 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,300 But they're super talented and I'm going on tour with them. 978 00:43:41,433 --> 00:43:42,500 Isn't that awesome? 979 00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:43,633 What about law school? 980 00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:46,233 I'm not going! I already talked to my mom. 981 00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:48,967 I'm gonna follow my dreams, just like you, only younger. 982 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:50,467 That's... that's nice. 983 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,467 Hey, thank you, Uncle David, for letting me stay here 984 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,433 and for helping me and for always inspiring me. 985 00:43:57,567 --> 00:43:58,667 I won't forget you 986 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,960 when I'm the biggest thing to happen to the jazz flute. 987 00:44:01,033 --> 00:44:02,166 Alright. 988 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:06,033 Stay cool. 989 00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:10,633 - It's dark outside. - I know. 990 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,033 Oh boy. 991 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,266 Wow! 992 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,633 Yeah. The room is, uh... ready to be moved into any time. 993 00:44:33,767 --> 00:44:37,967 Uh, rent's due on the 5th and I... I like people to recycle. 994 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,576 Uh... let's see. What else, what else, what else? 995 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,567 Ooh! No musical instruments. 996 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,066 Building policy. 997 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,200 I'll take it! 998 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:46,066 Really? 999 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,480 This is the first one we've seen. 1000 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,080 Why would I wanna live with a stranger 1001 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:52,266 when I can live with my best friend David. 1002 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,567 Best friend? Uh... 1003 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:55,567 I don't know if we're there yet. 1004 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:56,967 - Settled then. - Okay. 1005 00:44:58,233 --> 00:44:59,000 I'm gonna put this right here 1006 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,573 so that you are the first thing I see 1007 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:01,467 when I wake up in the morning 1008 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,333 and the last thing I see when I go to bed. 1009 00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:04,700 That's very sweet. 1010 00:45:08,266 --> 00:45:09,343 This looks great, doesn't it? 1011 00:45:09,367 --> 00:45:11,233 Yeah. You got a great view. 1012 00:45:11,367 --> 00:45:12,400 I know. 1013 00:45:13,467 --> 00:45:15,066 I can't believe it's mine. 1014 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,767 Hey! Come on in. 1015 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:08,467 Hi... oh my. What happened here? 1016 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,600 Julia Child happened. 1017 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:11,567 Uh-oh. 1018 00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:12,433 Oh yes. 1019 00:46:12,567 --> 00:46:14,600 I hope you enjoyed those cookies. 1020 00:46:14,734 --> 00:46:16,266 I am so sorry. 1021 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,133 Okay, let me... let me help you clean up. 1022 00:46:18,266 --> 00:46:19,710 No, no, no. You don't have to do that. 1023 00:46:19,734 --> 00:46:21,133 Please, I insist. 1024 00:46:22,934 --> 00:46:25,767 Wow. Where is Clay? 1025 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,734 He got called in for some top-secret ad campaign. 1026 00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:31,367 Oh. Top secret? 1027 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,781 Well, there certainly weren't any secrets on his last one. 1028 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,567 Oh! Adorable. 1029 00:46:46,867 --> 00:46:48,233 Oh! 1030 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:56,266 I would stand outside that office building 1031 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,066 for a few minutes every day, 1032 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,433 just hoping that I didn't have to go inside. 1033 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:02,867 You know, the place was so... 1034 00:47:04,467 --> 00:47:07,500 joyless, so serious. It's just not who I am. 1035 00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:08,710 You know, I didn't know what it was, 1036 00:47:08,734 --> 00:47:12,700 but the first time I tried an open mic I knew. 1037 00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:14,767 I put in my notice the following week. 1038 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:16,200 It was the best day of my life. 1039 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,567 How did your family react? 1040 00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:21,367 They were totally cool with it. They loved it, you know? 1041 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,333 No problem. 1042 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:23,300 Really? 1043 00:47:23,433 --> 00:47:24,500 No! No! 1044 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,533 Not... not even a little bit. 1045 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:31,100 You know, at some point you just have to stop thinking 1046 00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:32,367 about pleasing your parents 1047 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,333 and you have to focus on what you want. 1048 00:47:35,467 --> 00:47:36,767 I thought you were Jewish. 1049 00:47:40,467 --> 00:47:43,133 What about you? Are your parents, um... 1050 00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:44,333 thrilled that you chose 1051 00:47:44,467 --> 00:47:46,266 the stable and lucrative world of art? 1052 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,467 Yeah. That was a tough sell. 1053 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,266 But I was a lot more sure of myself back then. 1054 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,810 They insisted that I at least get a degree in it 1055 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:56,767 so I could teach if I didn't make it. 1056 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,367 Turns out they were right. 1057 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,200 I don't think they were. 1058 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,600 You haven't seen my work yet. 1059 00:48:02,633 --> 00:48:03,700 There's this, um... 1060 00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,834 this really famous painting in my dentist's office. 1061 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:10,567 It's just like, uh... just a bunch of colored lines. 1062 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,166 The original version is worth millions of dollars. 1063 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:16,200 It seriously looks like a child drew it. 1064 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,834 What's your point? 1065 00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:19,867 It doesn't matter if it's terrible, 1066 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,734 it's all subjective, and if it makes you happy, 1067 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:26,767 you have to keep trying. 1068 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,433 Also, I bet you're pretty good. 1069 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,567 You cleaned up! 1070 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:36,009 I was gonna do that when I got back. 1071 00:48:36,033 --> 00:48:37,266 Thank you. 1072 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,834 What's in the envelope? 1073 00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:40,567 Right. Good news. 1074 00:48:43,567 --> 00:48:44,600 I was so excited, 1075 00:48:44,734 --> 00:48:46,694 I asked if I could show you proofs from the shoot. 1076 00:48:46,734 --> 00:48:47,734 Oh. 1077 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,300 Oh. 1078 00:48:52,367 --> 00:48:56,834 So... so, you're modeling shirts. 1079 00:48:56,967 --> 00:49:01,000 Which is why he's not wearing pants. 1080 00:49:01,133 --> 00:49:02,967 - Exactly. - Yeah. 1081 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,367 I knew you'd get it. 1082 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:06,900 Thanks for coming. 1083 00:49:07,033 --> 00:49:08,800 Oh, no problem. 1084 00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:13,834 Sounded like, uh, this called for a fresh box, so... 1085 00:49:13,967 --> 00:49:15,767 I have never had anyone treat me so well 1086 00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,300 before in my life. 1087 00:49:17,433 --> 00:49:18,233 Yeah? 1088 00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:19,066 It's like I can't do anything wrong, 1089 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,767 Clay loves everything about me. 1090 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,433 I still can't believe this is real. 1091 00:49:25,133 --> 00:49:27,500 This sounds like a romantic fairy tale. 1092 00:49:27,633 --> 00:49:30,834 Why do I get the feeling there's a 'but' coming? 1093 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,667 - But... - Oh. 1094 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,467 I just... I... I can't seem to stop thinking about David. 1095 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,934 Oh, the comedian? 1096 00:49:38,066 --> 00:49:39,233 I don't know what it is. 1097 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:44,600 He's blunt and sarcastic and he doesn't care if he annoys me. 1098 00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:47,300 He's the complete opposite of Clay. 1099 00:49:47,433 --> 00:49:52,600 But I... like talking to him. He makes me laugh. 1100 00:49:52,734 --> 00:49:53,400 Makes you laugh? 1101 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,934 You wanna laugh? Watch Seinfeld! 1102 00:49:56,066 --> 00:49:57,209 Listen to me, I've been around. 1103 00:49:57,233 --> 00:50:00,333 You wanna find men who annoy you, they're everywhere. 1104 00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:01,609 Take a walk down Fifth Avenue, 1105 00:50:01,633 --> 00:50:04,333 throw a rock, you could hit a dozen. 1106 00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:06,900 But men like Clay, they don't come along too often, 1107 00:50:07,033 --> 00:50:08,500 if at all. 1108 00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:10,266 He's perfect. 1109 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,300 Remember, you wished him alive? 1110 00:50:12,433 --> 00:50:14,300 And I don't think he would continue to exist 1111 00:50:14,433 --> 00:50:16,867 if he was no longer was serving his purpose. 1112 00:50:17,433 --> 00:50:20,633 Wait, so... if we're not together anymore 1113 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,266 then he goes back to being a... 1114 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,200 Exactly. 1115 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:26,567 Listen, Golems were made for a reason. 1116 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:30,533 You take that reason away, that Golem is gonna go away. 1117 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:46,166 Oh, to Rachel and Clay, the happy couple. 1118 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,700 - L'chaim. - L'chaim. 1119 00:50:47,834 --> 00:50:48,900 Thank you both. 1120 00:50:52,066 --> 00:50:54,033 I can't remember life before you. 1121 00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:56,100 I don't remember life before you. 1122 00:50:56,233 --> 00:50:58,600 Oh, that was so sweet! 1123 00:50:58,734 --> 00:51:00,900 That's how I feel about my little schmoopy. 1124 00:51:01,033 --> 00:51:02,166 Oh, Mark, not here. 1125 00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:05,734 But we do have a couple of good ones, don't we? 1126 00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:06,867 We sure do. 1127 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,133 Ooh. Excuse me. 1128 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:12,700 Oh, that is my school. I will be right back. 1129 00:51:15,567 --> 00:51:17,567 So, Clay, how's it going with the application? 1130 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,660 Actually, I'm thinking about going to chef school. 1131 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:20,700 Chef school? 1132 00:51:20,734 --> 00:51:21,743 I think he means culinary school. 1133 00:51:21,767 --> 00:51:24,600 Culinary school? What happened to law school? 1134 00:51:24,734 --> 00:51:26,934 I really like cooking. It's become my passion. 1135 00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:28,066 Well, that's great. 1136 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,576 Rachel's been raving about your food. 1137 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,100 Yeah, yeah. 1138 00:51:31,233 --> 00:51:34,000 Passion is very nice but duck confit does not pay the rent. 1139 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:36,500 I thought being a chef was a good job. 1140 00:51:36,633 --> 00:51:38,133 Maybe, if you're on TV, 1141 00:51:38,266 --> 00:51:40,166 but working in a restaurant is brutal. 1142 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:41,734 I mean, there are long hours, 1143 00:51:41,867 --> 00:51:43,467 you're on your feet all day, sweating. 1144 00:51:45,133 --> 00:51:46,433 Mark, is this true? 1145 00:51:46,567 --> 00:51:47,567 In the beginning, sure. 1146 00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:49,734 But you get out of it what you put into it. 1147 00:51:49,867 --> 00:51:52,934 Okay. Cooking is a very nice hobby. 1148 00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:55,000 Mark loves to make a good brisket 1149 00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:56,767 but we would never have been able 1150 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,433 to put our girls through college, 1151 00:51:58,567 --> 00:52:00,300 Ivy League schools. 1152 00:52:00,433 --> 00:52:02,734 You have to think about your future. 1153 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:04,300 Isn't that right, Mark? 1154 00:52:04,433 --> 00:52:06,834 Err... I don't know what to tell you. 1155 00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:10,500 Just follow your heart. The money will come. 1156 00:52:10,633 --> 00:52:12,133 I'm sure you'll make the right choice. 1157 00:52:12,266 --> 00:52:13,867 I know I did. 1158 00:52:14,867 --> 00:52:15,867 Sorry about that. 1159 00:52:20,266 --> 00:52:21,266 What did I miss? 1160 00:52:21,367 --> 00:52:22,700 Nothing. 1161 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,800 Okay, I'm gonna go pay the bill. 1162 00:52:27,934 --> 00:52:30,567 Two entrees? That boy can eat. 1163 00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:31,700 Come on. 1164 00:52:31,734 --> 00:52:32,810 - Thank you, Daddy. - You're welcome, honey. 1165 00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:34,033 Oh, Clay... 1166 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,834 You are a very good boy. 1167 00:52:36,967 --> 00:52:39,800 And I happen to know you love my daughter very much. 1168 00:52:39,934 --> 00:52:41,643 Oh, I love Rachel more than anything in this world. 1169 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:44,333 Yeah, we all love Rachel very, very much. 1170 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,033 I wanna show you this. 1171 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,834 This was my great-grandmother's ring 1172 00:52:52,967 --> 00:52:54,867 and Rachel's always loved it. 1173 00:52:55,734 --> 00:52:57,300 Well, you should give it to her then. 1174 00:52:57,433 --> 00:53:02,266 No, that's for you to give to her... when you propose. 1175 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,700 Propose what? 1176 00:53:03,834 --> 00:53:06,734 Oy... Marriage. 1177 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:09,867 Do you want to stay with Rachel forever? 1178 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,133 It's the only thing I want. 1179 00:53:11,266 --> 00:53:13,700 Well then you need to get serious. 1180 00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:16,115 So, you need to show us that you can take good care of her 1181 00:53:16,233 --> 00:53:18,266 and I will give you the ring. 1182 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,000 I'll do whatever it takes. 1183 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,100 You're a mensch. 1184 00:53:29,767 --> 00:53:33,066 Welcome everyone to our four-week introductory class. 1185 00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:37,100 I hope you are all ready to get messy. 1186 00:53:38,266 --> 00:53:39,600 What are you doing here? 1187 00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:42,133 Well, you came to check out my work 1188 00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:44,033 so, I thought I'd come check out yours. 1189 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:45,233 Is that a problem? 1190 00:53:45,367 --> 00:53:46,600 Nope. 1191 00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:49,934 Oh! Careful. Watch your step. 1192 00:53:52,433 --> 00:53:54,233 As Michelangelo once said, 1193 00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:57,567 within every block of stone there is a statue, 1194 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,333 and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. 1195 00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:07,300 So... what do you see when you look at this ball of clay? 1196 00:54:07,433 --> 00:54:09,867 Like... maybe a dish for my remote? 1197 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,367 It's gotta be pretty big, I've got a lot of remotes. 1198 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,934 Uh... great, great. 1199 00:54:16,066 --> 00:54:17,367 Okay. 1200 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:20,033 But it's clay, so the possibilities are endless. 1201 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:22,867 Let's try and dig deeper, find a bit more meaning. 1202 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,266 How about you, what do you see? 1203 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,934 Maybe... a bowl for my fruit. 1204 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:31,200 Healthy. Great. Love that for you. 1205 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:32,667 Okay. 1206 00:54:33,233 --> 00:54:36,800 And you... what do you see? 1207 00:54:36,934 --> 00:54:41,300 Um... I don't know. A dog maybe? 1208 00:54:41,433 --> 00:54:44,066 Okay. Tell us why. 1209 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,967 Well, I always wanted a dog. 1210 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,266 And as luck would have it, I am extremely allergic, 1211 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,066 so, I was never allowed to have one. 1212 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,667 I didn't know that. 1213 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,300 Yeah and, you know, I just thought it would be cool 1214 00:54:58,433 --> 00:55:01,667 to have, like, a make-believe dog. 1215 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,834 Is that silly? 1216 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:07,467 No. No, that is... is very sweet. 1217 00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:15,934 Okay. Let's get started. What do you say? 1218 00:55:16,066 --> 00:55:19,033 First things first... wedging. 1219 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,767 Take your ball of clay... 1220 00:55:23,834 --> 00:55:26,233 Get out all those air bubbles. That's right. 1221 00:55:29,633 --> 00:55:31,133 Great. No cracks. 1222 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,433 That's holding up nicely. Well done. 1223 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,767 Okay, what's going on over here? 1224 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,066 Ta da! 1225 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,767 Ah... I mean, it won't stay. 1226 00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:46,100 Do I need it? Heads are overrated anyway. 1227 00:55:46,233 --> 00:55:48,767 Here, let me help you. Do you mind if I...? 1228 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:49,667 No, go ahead. 1229 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,800 Okay. 1230 00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:54,867 We need to score the bottom. 1231 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,033 Okay. 1232 00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,133 If it's too perfect, it won't stick. 1233 00:56:38,467 --> 00:56:40,934 Wow! It looks so real. 1234 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:45,934 Yeah. 1235 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,433 Where is everybody? 1236 00:56:49,567 --> 00:56:51,166 Class ended, like, an hour ago. 1237 00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:57,433 Oh no, I was in the zone. 1238 00:56:57,567 --> 00:56:59,767 Yeah, I could tell. 1239 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:00,900 What am I doing? 1240 00:57:01,033 --> 00:57:01,900 I can't be... 1241 00:57:02,033 --> 00:57:03,276 I can't be finishing your piece for you, 1242 00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:05,233 I'm supposed to be teaching you. 1243 00:57:05,367 --> 00:57:07,333 Believe me, if I did it, it would look a lot more 1244 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:10,000 like a potato than a dog. 1245 00:57:10,133 --> 00:57:11,900 At least this one I can pretend it's real. 1246 00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:16,300 And you know what? I'm gonna name it Rugelach. 1247 00:57:18,266 --> 00:57:20,133 I had no idea how good you were. 1248 00:57:20,266 --> 00:57:23,100 It's really inspirational to watch you do your thing. 1249 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,100 Thanks. 1250 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,533 Here, come with me. 1251 00:57:36,033 --> 00:57:38,633 This is amazing. What are you doing teaching? 1252 00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:40,467 You should have your own exhibit. 1253 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,233 I tried that, remember? 1254 00:57:42,367 --> 00:57:44,367 You got one bad review. 1255 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,900 More than one. 1256 00:57:48,433 --> 00:57:50,242 Once you put it out there everyone's got their opinion. 1257 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:52,300 Who cares about their opinions? 1258 00:57:52,433 --> 00:57:56,133 I do. I care about what people think. 1259 00:57:56,266 --> 00:57:57,266 Don't you? 1260 00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,400 No. No. 1261 00:57:58,533 --> 00:58:00,967 If I cared what people think I would still be a lawyer, 1262 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:02,433 hating every minute of it. 1263 00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:04,734 What's this? 1264 00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:06,533 Oh! 1265 00:58:07,467 --> 00:58:10,133 Center for Contemporary Art and Design. 1266 00:58:10,266 --> 00:58:11,743 Looks like somebody was thinking about 1267 00:58:11,767 --> 00:58:14,133 putting themselves out there. 1268 00:58:14,266 --> 00:58:15,567 I haven't submitted anything. 1269 00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:20,967 My piece got... unsubmittable. 1270 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,100 So, make another one. 1271 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200 Why bother? 1272 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:26,066 I really like teaching. 1273 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,467 You like hiding. 1274 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,633 What? 1275 00:58:28,767 --> 00:58:31,033 You're scared. I get it. 1276 00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:33,033 Hey, being vulnerable is terrifying. 1277 00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:35,400 I get scared every time I get on a stage. 1278 00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:36,200 No, you don't. 1279 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,467 I do, really. 1280 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,900 But it is the good type of scared, 1281 00:58:40,033 --> 00:58:41,567 the kind you grow from. 1282 00:58:43,433 --> 00:58:45,600 You know what, David? 1283 00:58:45,734 --> 00:58:47,133 Talk to me when there's more 1284 00:58:47,266 --> 00:58:49,266 than just friends in your audience. 1285 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,200 Talk to me when there's 1286 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,967 an actual critic tearing your work apart. 1287 00:58:58,166 --> 00:58:59,633 At least I'm trying. 1288 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,433 Oh... 1289 00:59:38,567 --> 00:59:40,100 Oh, David. I made some sushi. 1290 00:59:40,233 --> 00:59:42,209 We're out of soy sauce so I had to make it from scratch. 1291 00:59:42,233 --> 00:59:43,734 It's actually pretty easy. 1292 00:59:43,867 --> 00:59:45,400 I am not in the mood tonight, dude. 1293 00:59:45,533 --> 00:59:46,567 What's wrong? 1294 00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:47,700 Ah, it's just... 1295 00:59:49,867 --> 00:59:50,867 Women. 1296 00:59:51,734 --> 00:59:54,233 Did women do something to you? 1297 00:59:54,367 --> 00:59:57,333 No, I just... I don't understand them. 1298 00:59:57,467 --> 00:59:59,443 Alright, they... they think they have it all figured out 1299 00:59:59,467 --> 01:00:01,433 and I'm the crazy one for chasing my dreams. 1300 01:00:01,567 --> 01:00:03,400 But they're the ones who are unhappy 1301 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:05,767 in their stable, perfect lives. 1302 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,367 All women are like that? 1303 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,400 No. No, just some. 1304 01:00:09,533 --> 01:00:11,266 Someone I like, unfortunately. 1305 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:15,433 You should find someone like Rachel. 1306 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,633 She's perfect. 1307 01:00:20,567 --> 01:00:21,567 Nobody's perfect. 1308 01:00:22,633 --> 01:00:26,066 Even Rachel has flaws. Stubbornness for starters. 1309 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,333 Objections! Slander. 1310 01:00:30,467 --> 01:00:31,333 What? 1311 01:00:31,467 --> 01:00:33,600 You're out of bounds. Rachel is perfect. 1312 01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:34,767 She has zero flaws. 1313 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,033 Why are you talking like that? 1314 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,600 Anyway, it's not a bad thing to have flaws. 1315 01:00:39,734 --> 01:00:40,600 We all have flaws. 1316 01:00:40,734 --> 01:00:41,734 Not Rachel. 1317 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,600 Okay. Fine. Rachel's perfect. 1318 01:00:43,734 --> 01:00:45,734 Everything she does is magic. You happy? 1319 01:00:48,367 --> 01:00:49,734 I'll allow it. 1320 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:55,133 What are you doing with my old LSAT book? 1321 01:00:55,967 --> 01:00:59,266 Oh. Rachel's parents want me to become a lawyer 1322 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,066 so I can be worthy of her. 1323 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,433 Seriously? What about culinary school? 1324 01:01:03,567 --> 01:01:05,300 Well I can still cook as a hobby. 1325 01:01:05,433 --> 01:01:06,567 Is that what you want? 1326 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:09,100 You wanna change who you are for her? 1327 01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:10,800 All I want is Rachel. 1328 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,540 Let me know if you need any help with the book. 1329 01:01:16,633 --> 01:01:18,133 Oh, thanks. 1330 01:01:18,266 --> 01:01:20,666 But I already took the practice test and got a perfect score. 1331 01:01:22,367 --> 01:01:23,700 Of course, you did. 1332 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,600 Hey... 1333 01:01:28,266 --> 01:01:29,834 Sorry for my outburst. 1334 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:32,300 Have a sushi. 1335 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,200 I'm not... I'm not much of a sushi guy, but... 1336 01:01:38,467 --> 01:01:40,100 - Mmm. - Yeah? 1337 01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:42,266 Is there anything you don't do perfectly? 1338 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,667 He said I was hiding. That I was scared. 1339 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:46,767 How dare he. 1340 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:50,266 If I wanted to submit something I would've done it. 1341 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,100 I didn't ask for his opinion! 1342 01:01:52,233 --> 01:01:53,467 What's Clay's opinion? 1343 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,800 He doesn't have one. 1344 01:01:54,934 --> 01:01:55,934 Why not? 1345 01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:57,834 Because we don't talk about that kinda stuff. 1346 01:01:57,967 --> 01:01:59,066 And why is that? 1347 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,367 When we're together everything is so perfect, so easy. 1348 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,967 I don't wanna ruin it by talking about a bunch of stuff 1349 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,834 that doesn't even matter. 1350 01:02:06,967 --> 01:02:07,767 If it doesn't even matter 1351 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,333 how come you're still talking about it? 1352 01:02:12,033 --> 01:02:14,233 What were you, a therapist? Bartender? 1353 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:15,367 Yes. 1354 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:22,242 I'll come take a look but I'm guessing air bubbles. 1355 01:02:22,266 --> 01:02:23,367 There's my sweetie! 1356 01:02:25,633 --> 01:02:26,713 A dollar for your thoughts. 1357 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,500 It's a penny for your thoughts. 1358 01:02:30,633 --> 01:02:32,753 Your thoughts are worth a hundred times anyone else's. 1359 01:02:36,433 --> 01:02:37,667 What's wrong? 1360 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,467 There's this art contest I've been thinking of submitting to. 1361 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,200 It's a really big prize. 1362 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:44,667 But I've been staring at that application for months 1363 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,667 and haven't done anything. 1364 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,800 Now the deadline's coming up 1365 01:02:48,934 --> 01:02:54,133 and all I feel when I think about it is... scared. 1366 01:02:54,266 --> 01:02:56,133 So scared it makes me sick. 1367 01:02:56,266 --> 01:02:57,400 Then don't do it. 1368 01:02:58,700 --> 01:02:59,533 Really? 1369 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,400 Nothing should make you feel that way. 1370 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,300 I mean, that's how we feel when something's wrong, 1371 01:03:04,433 --> 01:03:06,900 so submitting must be wrong. Right? 1372 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,300 Yeah. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. 1373 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:13,674 I suppose I should stop worrying about it then. 1374 01:03:13,767 --> 01:03:16,367 Why worry about something that makes you feel bad? 1375 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:20,533 You should feel great. Because you are great. 1376 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:21,734 Thank you. 1377 01:03:22,433 --> 01:03:24,667 That is just what I thought you'd say. 1378 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,567 Oh, gotta get going. Got a big sock campaign. 1379 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,367 Slowly simmer at low temperature. 1380 01:04:08,834 --> 01:04:10,433 So that's how you separate the yolk. 1381 01:04:10,567 --> 01:04:13,367 That's what gives it a lasting taste. 1382 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,367 Very often restaurants use recipes that are simple, 1383 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,967 with simple ingredients. 1384 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:22,834 Privacy violations add, two tablespoons of butter... Pff. 1385 01:04:23,266 --> 01:04:25,767 - Hey. Great set tonight. - Thanks. 1386 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,467 I'm glad the new material's working. 1387 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,667 Yeah. 1388 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,776 So listen, uh... we're having a showcase next month 1389 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,300 for Laugh Fest. 1390 01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:33,600 I think you should be on it. 1391 01:04:33,734 --> 01:04:34,567 Seriously, you think I'm ready? 1392 01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:36,467 Yeah, I think you should give it a shot. 1393 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,633 Just make it the best five-minute set of your life. 1394 01:04:38,767 --> 01:04:40,033 And don't mess it up. 1395 01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:42,533 No, I won't. Hey, I won't. Thank you. 1396 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:47,667 Hi. 1397 01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:54,800 Hey, um... I'm celebrating some really good news. 1398 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,367 Would you join me for a drink? 1399 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,767 I heard it's bad luck to toast alone. 1400 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,166 Sure. 1401 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:04,333 ♪ Take my hand and come with me ♪ 1402 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:10,500 ♪ We can fly over the seven seas ♪ 1403 01:05:10,633 --> 01:05:15,767 ♪ Feeling the wind against my skin ♪ 1404 01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:23,166 ♪ I close my eyes and feel my heart beating faster ♪ 1405 01:05:25,066 --> 01:05:26,567 So fun, Victoria. 1406 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:29,433 ♪ Ready to run 1407 01:05:29,567 --> 01:05:32,433 Let's get that clay wet, okay? 1408 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,400 Now tuck the excess beautiful pie dough 1409 01:05:55,533 --> 01:05:58,734 into the pan carefully around the edges. 1410 01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,734 Once all the edges are tucked in... 1411 01:06:00,867 --> 01:06:03,567 Hey David, how was your date? 1412 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:06,000 Great. Uh... amazing actually. 1413 01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:08,734 She's, um... she's a special lady, very easy going. 1414 01:06:08,867 --> 01:06:10,433 Sounds like a great fit for you. 1415 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:12,934 Yeah. I just need somebody I can just get along with. 1416 01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:14,666 Somebody who's not so critical, you know? 1417 01:06:14,767 --> 01:06:15,567 Oh, I do know. 1418 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:17,109 Well I'm glad both of us have found people 1419 01:06:17,133 --> 01:06:19,066 we get along with completely. 1420 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,533 I completely agree. 1421 01:06:21,867 --> 01:06:25,000 You wanna join us? It's pie week. 1422 01:06:25,133 --> 01:06:26,133 No, no. I'm gonna... 1423 01:06:26,233 --> 01:06:27,600 I'm gonna go work on my set. 1424 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,109 I don't wanna mess up this showcase. 1425 01:06:29,133 --> 01:06:30,600 Showcase, what showcase? 1426 01:06:30,734 --> 01:06:32,600 Ah, it's just a little comedy festival. 1427 01:06:32,734 --> 01:06:34,734 But I thought you said it could launch your career? 1428 01:06:34,767 --> 01:06:36,667 Wait, is this Laugh Fest? 1429 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,800 Yeah. 1430 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:38,943 You told me about this festival, 1431 01:06:38,967 --> 01:06:40,000 that's a huge deal. 1432 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:42,009 How come you didn't tell me you were auditioning? 1433 01:06:42,033 --> 01:06:44,567 Well, I didn't wanna psych myself out. 1434 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,500 You know, I feel ready but it's my first time auditioning. 1435 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:49,500 And I know comedians who've tried out for years 1436 01:06:49,633 --> 01:06:50,834 and still haven't got in. 1437 01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:52,066 You'll get in. 1438 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,333 We'll see. 1439 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:56,633 You can't win if you don't put yourself out there, right? 1440 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,066 Good night. 1441 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,567 Hey David... 1442 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,633 Banana pancakes tomorrow for breakfast? 1443 01:07:02,767 --> 01:07:03,767 With syrup? 1444 01:07:03,867 --> 01:07:04,867 Homemade. 1445 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000 Mmm. Perfect. 1446 01:07:06,033 --> 01:07:07,233 You got it. 1447 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:11,834 I can't wait for tomorrow. Jeez. 1448 01:07:11,967 --> 01:07:13,500 Then reduce the heat... 1449 01:07:13,633 --> 01:07:14,633 No, no, no. 1450 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:18,066 Don't take the pie out yet, it's not done! 1451 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,233 That's a soggy bottom waiting to happen. 1452 01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:57,200 Oh, I am so proud of you, sweetie. 1453 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,734 The Center for Contemporary Art and Design. 1454 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:00,967 I mean, what an honor. 1455 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:02,233 When you're a big shot, 1456 01:08:02,367 --> 01:08:04,142 remember who bought you your first tube of silly putty. 1457 01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:05,700 Alright, alright, now eat. 1458 01:08:05,834 --> 01:08:07,367 Gosh, I can't even believe I got in. 1459 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,900 I submitted so last minute. 1460 01:08:09,033 --> 01:08:11,367 Yeah. Well, Clay, I think you had something to do 1461 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,133 with igniting Rachel's passion again. 1462 01:08:14,266 --> 01:08:15,567 Actually, it was David. 1463 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,233 David? 1464 01:08:16,367 --> 01:08:17,200 The comedian. 1465 01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:19,066 Huh. What a great guy! 1466 01:08:20,233 --> 01:08:21,743 We've actually become pretty good friends 1467 01:08:21,767 --> 01:08:22,900 over the past few months. 1468 01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:24,066 The plot thickens. 1469 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,934 It practically congeals. 1470 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,600 To Rachel. 1471 01:08:28,734 --> 01:08:30,033 Yes, to Rachel! 1472 01:08:31,266 --> 01:08:32,266 L'chaim, yay! 1473 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:33,934 L'chaim! 1474 01:08:34,066 --> 01:08:35,100 Does it come in a box? 1475 01:08:35,233 --> 01:08:36,509 That's the good stuff, I want you to know that. 1476 01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:38,967 That's the good stuff. You want a little more there? 1477 01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:40,333 Yeah, sure... 1478 01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:42,066 Careful. 1479 01:08:43,367 --> 01:08:45,734 Uh, I'm gonna go make a quick phone call. 1480 01:08:45,867 --> 01:08:46,867 I'll be right back. 1481 01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:57,767 [G] 1482 01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,376 Thank you for meeting me between sets. 1483 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,400 I am trying to get in as much practice as I can 1484 01:09:01,533 --> 01:09:02,934 before this showcase. 1485 01:09:03,066 --> 01:09:04,400 Of course. 1486 01:09:04,533 --> 01:09:08,100 So, what do you get if you win the showcase? 1487 01:09:08,233 --> 01:09:10,834 Well, you get to perform at the comedy festival. 1488 01:09:10,967 --> 01:09:13,333 Which can lead to more professional gigs. 1489 01:09:13,467 --> 01:09:17,000 You know, uh... touring, colleges, even TV spots. 1490 01:09:17,133 --> 01:09:21,066 And that's guaranteed if you go to this festival? 1491 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,934 No, but it's... it's great exposure. 1492 01:09:24,066 --> 01:09:27,233 A lot of the greats' careers started at Laugh Fest. 1493 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:28,834 What's it pay? 1494 01:09:28,967 --> 01:09:30,000 Nothing. 1495 01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:41,166 Hey. Hi. Uh... how's it going? 1496 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:44,433 Hey. Uh... really great actually. 1497 01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:47,800 Um... so, that art contest. 1498 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:51,900 Um... I actually submitted and I got in. 1499 01:09:52,033 --> 01:09:54,834 Wow. That's, uh... that's amazing. 1500 01:09:54,967 --> 01:09:56,233 Congratulations. 1501 01:09:56,367 --> 01:09:58,066 Thank you. I mean it. 1502 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,209 I don't think I would've done it 1503 01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:03,000 if you hadn't so annoyingly pushed me to. 1504 01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:06,100 So, I just wanted to say thank you for believing in me. 1505 01:10:06,233 --> 01:10:08,600 Yeah. Well, you're easy to believe in. 1506 01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:13,000 The other reason I'm calling is because I just found out 1507 01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:15,433 the art exhibit is the same night as your show. 1508 01:10:15,567 --> 01:10:17,567 Oh. So, you won't be able to, uh... 1509 01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,100 be there. Yeah. 1510 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,166 Yeah, it's cool. Um... it's no big deal. 1511 01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:28,367 You know what? 1512 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,266 I'm... I'm sorry for not being there for your big night. 1513 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,333 Talk to you soon. 1514 01:10:34,467 --> 01:10:35,834 Okay. 1515 01:10:40,433 --> 01:10:43,333 Oh... oh, here. You can put 'em both here. 1516 01:10:59,467 --> 01:11:00,667 Oh... there it is. 1517 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,900 You could do it at the exhibit. It will be so romantic. 1518 01:11:04,033 --> 01:11:05,533 Do you think she'll be happy? 1519 01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:08,000 Are you kidding me? With a face like that, 1520 01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:11,133 you've got a perfect score on the LSAT's and you can cook? 1521 01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:13,367 It was like you were made for her. 1522 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:14,934 I was. 1523 01:11:23,467 --> 01:11:24,467 Yom Kippur. 1524 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:29,066 Yom... uh... Yom Kippur is a day of atonement. 1525 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,333 Are you nervous? 1526 01:11:30,467 --> 01:11:32,867 Nervous? Why would I be nervous? 1527 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,900 It's only the biggest night of my career. 1528 01:11:35,033 --> 01:11:37,867 We starve ourselves and apologize a lot. 1529 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,533 Come on! This is my favorite shirt. 1530 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:44,900 This is a bad sign. 1531 01:11:45,033 --> 01:11:46,343 I've never seen you this nervous before. 1532 01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:47,200 Why would I be nervous? 1533 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:49,233 It's just the opportunity of a lifetime. 1534 01:11:49,367 --> 01:11:50,367 But you got in! 1535 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,333 Your work is in the museum, that's enough. 1536 01:11:52,467 --> 01:11:53,576 You know what? It doesn't matter. 1537 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,109 Because people are always gonna criticize your work 1538 01:11:55,133 --> 01:11:56,200 once it's out there. 1539 01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:57,343 Yeah, but you got into the showcase. 1540 01:11:57,367 --> 01:11:59,127 Doesn't that mean you're already good enough? 1541 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,033 There's so much that's beyond my control. 1542 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:03,100 Like... the scout could have a bad day. 1543 01:12:03,233 --> 01:12:05,133 I could remind them of somebody they hate. 1544 01:12:05,266 --> 01:12:08,367 There could be a heckler. Everything needs to be perfect. 1545 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,367 And half my invites aren't even coming anymore. 1546 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,133 I'm sorry I can't be two places at once. 1547 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,400 I wish David could've made it. 1548 01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,973 He's the one that encouraged me to put myself out there again. 1549 01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:20,467 Look, don't worry about it. 1550 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,600 She's your girlfriend, 1551 01:12:21,734 --> 01:12:23,009 you should be there to support her. 1552 01:12:23,033 --> 01:12:25,400 I'm hoping she'll be more than my girlfriend after tonight. 1553 01:12:25,533 --> 01:12:26,533 What do you mean? 1554 01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:27,633 Give this a peek. 1555 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,567 You still have feelings for David. 1556 01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:34,066 I don't know why. 1557 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,100 Well, love doesn't always have an explanation. 1558 01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:38,433 It just happens. 1559 01:12:38,567 --> 01:12:40,033 I'm sorry if I made you feel like 1560 01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,066 you shouldn't be following your heart. 1561 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,900 Anyway, it doesn't matter because David is seeing someone 1562 01:12:45,033 --> 01:12:47,367 and I have the most perfect man in the world 1563 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,934 who I know loves me. 1564 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,934 And I would be crazy to mess that up. 1565 01:12:52,066 --> 01:12:53,600 Yeah. 1566 01:12:53,734 --> 01:12:56,367 That's, uh... that's a beautiful ring. 1567 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:58,066 Do you think she'll say yes? 1568 01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:00,700 I think she'd be crazy not to. 1569 01:13:09,066 --> 01:13:10,533 I am so excited! 1570 01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:11,667 Alright. 1571 01:13:31,467 --> 01:13:34,367 The level of detail is truly remarkable. 1572 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,367 What inspired you to create this piece? 1573 01:13:38,467 --> 01:13:40,300 Well, I was remembering a time 1574 01:13:40,433 --> 01:13:45,333 when I knew exactly who I was and what I wanted. 1575 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:46,467 No second-guessing myself 1576 01:13:46,567 --> 01:13:51,200 or wondering if I was making the right choices. 1577 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:52,333 I miss that girl. 1578 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,266 Hmm. Don't we all. 1579 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,300 Well, I think you have a bright future ahead of you. 1580 01:13:58,433 --> 01:14:00,667 I'd love to see more of what you can do. 1581 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:02,400 Thank you. Thank you so... 1582 01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:03,533 Oh! 1583 01:14:03,567 --> 01:14:04,734 - Hi - Congrats. 1584 01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:08,300 This is amazing. Is she also gonna wake up? 1585 01:14:11,233 --> 01:14:14,166 Um... this is Clay, my boyfriend. 1586 01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:15,133 Nice to meet you. 1587 01:14:15,266 --> 01:14:17,700 - He's always kidding around. - Pleasure. 1588 01:14:17,834 --> 01:14:20,367 Idea... If she does wake up, 1589 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,200 let's adopt her and name her Claychel. 1590 01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:26,793 Oh, look! My parents are here. 1591 01:14:26,867 --> 01:14:30,100 Why don't you go say hi to them. 1592 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:31,367 Alright. 1593 01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:36,734 He looks very familiar. Is that the jeans guy? 1594 01:14:36,867 --> 01:14:38,500 It is. 1595 01:14:38,633 --> 01:14:40,100 Mazel tov. 1596 01:14:42,734 --> 01:14:45,233 I am so sorry. Who are you? 1597 01:14:45,367 --> 01:14:49,533 I'm Rachel's cool neighbor and close, personal friend. 1598 01:14:49,667 --> 01:14:51,667 I am Doris. 1599 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,033 Doris... Doris, hi. It's nice to meet you. 1600 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,667 Shouldn't you be at Rachel's exhibit? 1601 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,567 Yeah. Hold your horses, I'm heading there. 1602 01:14:57,700 --> 01:15:00,300 I just thought that maybe you'd wanna join me. 1603 01:15:00,433 --> 01:15:01,166 No, I can't. 1604 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,734 I... I have a show in a few minutes. 1605 01:15:02,867 --> 01:15:04,667 Actually, I need to get going. 1606 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:08,467 Listen to me, David. I think you want to be there. 1607 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,667 Honestly, I don't. 1608 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,400 Okay? Clay is gonna pop the question. 1609 01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:12,943 I really don't need be there to watch that happen. 1610 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:16,233 You wanna be there because you love her. 1611 01:15:16,367 --> 01:15:17,834 What? No... I... No, no, no. 1612 01:15:17,967 --> 01:15:20,400 She's with Clay, Clay's a great guy. 1613 01:15:20,533 --> 01:15:24,400 Look! This may be your last chance. 1614 01:15:24,533 --> 01:15:27,333 Just go there, tell her how you feel. 1615 01:15:27,467 --> 01:15:30,633 Hey. You're up, man. You going up or what? 1616 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,800 Thank you all for being here tonight 1617 01:15:35,867 --> 01:15:38,667 to celebrate New York's brightest new stars. 1618 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:42,166 These bold new voices reimagine the human condition 1619 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,467 and represent the future of art itself. 1620 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,500 And it gives me great pleasure 1621 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,400 to announce our contest winner... 1622 01:15:56,533 --> 01:15:57,600 Rachel Becker. 1623 01:15:59,533 --> 01:16:01,233 Please join me. 1624 01:16:08,967 --> 01:16:09,667 Um... thank you. 1625 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,934 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1626 01:16:13,266 --> 01:16:15,800 This is really such an honor. 1627 01:16:15,934 --> 01:16:17,667 My work has always been so personal to me 1628 01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,633 so it's really a joy to discover 1629 01:16:20,767 --> 01:16:25,900 that this piece resonates with so many others. 1630 01:16:26,033 --> 01:16:27,900 I'm very humbled to be... 1631 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,934 What's... what's going on? 1632 01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:36,533 Hopefully you can make two dreams come true tonight. 1633 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,667 I'm sorry. Clay, what are you doing? 1634 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,834 Oh... 1635 01:16:42,967 --> 01:16:46,567 Rachel, you've made me come alive. 1636 01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:49,834 To me you're absolutely perfect. 1637 01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:51,400 Go, go! Hurry! 1638 01:16:51,533 --> 01:16:53,867 All I wanna do with my life is make you happy. 1639 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,200 All I need to be happy... is you. 1640 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000 David? 1641 01:17:05,033 --> 01:17:06,533 No, it's Clay. 1642 01:17:06,667 --> 01:17:07,767 What are you doing here? 1643 01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,467 I came to see you. 1644 01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:11,467 But your show. 1645 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,633 It can wait. This is more important. 1646 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,300 Rachel, I'm still down here. 1647 01:17:16,667 --> 01:17:17,667 Will you marry me? 1648 01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:18,767 I'm in love with you. 1649 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,800 You're what? 1650 01:17:38,233 --> 01:17:39,467 You love Rachel? 1651 01:17:40,066 --> 01:17:41,066 Yes. 1652 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:45,667 And I'm sorry to do this to you because you... 1653 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,142 you've kind of become my best friend. 1654 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:48,834 But if I don't take my shot, 1655 01:17:48,967 --> 01:17:51,734 I'm always gonna wonder if what she and I had was real. 1656 01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:58,600 Rachel... I don't think you're perfect. 1657 01:17:58,734 --> 01:18:00,967 I think you're stubborn and picky 1658 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:04,500 and you care way too much about what other people think. 1659 01:18:04,633 --> 01:18:05,667 Thanks... David. 1660 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,133 But I'm not perfect either. 1661 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,943 I'm not gonna agree with everything you say, 1662 01:18:08,967 --> 01:18:10,667 I'm gonna challenge you. 1663 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,300 That sounds terrible. 1664 01:18:12,433 --> 01:18:14,910 And I'm gonna keep pushing you to do the things that scare you. 1665 01:18:14,934 --> 01:18:16,633 And I'll be right there beside you, 1666 01:18:16,767 --> 01:18:19,000 scared outta my mind, but the good kind of scared. 1667 01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:21,100 The kind you grow from. 1668 01:18:21,233 --> 01:18:23,567 I wanna grow together. 1669 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,780 Do you remember what you said about your perfect man? 1670 01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:27,834 Someone who accepts everything about you, 1671 01:18:27,967 --> 01:18:29,834 who supports you unconditionally. 1672 01:18:29,967 --> 01:18:32,834 I would never fight with you or try to change you. 1673 01:18:32,967 --> 01:18:36,400 I would sacrifice everything for your happiness. 1674 01:18:36,533 --> 01:18:37,934 Because that's all that matters. 1675 01:18:38,734 --> 01:18:41,834 Rachel, honey... what is there to think about? 1676 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,867 There's a lot to think about, Mom. 1677 01:18:45,233 --> 01:18:47,100 Everything I thought I wanted was... 1678 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:52,166 This is just so far from how I pictured it. 1679 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:55,567 Honey, this is your perfect man. 1680 01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:58,500 Your perfect relationship Like, like me and Daddy's. 1681 01:18:58,633 --> 01:19:00,233 Isn't that what you always wanted? 1682 01:19:00,367 --> 01:19:02,600 Our relationship isn't perfect. 1683 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,066 I knew it! 1684 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:06,200 Shh! 1685 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,166 This is the most exciting exhibit we've ever had. 1686 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:10,066 What are you doing? 1687 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,967 I love you, Judith, and I always will 1688 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:13,867 but our kids are all grown up now. 1689 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:14,767 And I can't continue pretending 1690 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,066 that our marriage never had any bumps. 1691 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,800 We just never let you kids see any of our real fights 1692 01:19:19,934 --> 01:19:22,000 and now I wonder if that was the right thing to do 1693 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:24,867 because it gave you an unrealistic expectation 1694 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,700 of what relationships are. 1695 01:19:26,834 --> 01:19:29,900 Mom. Is this true? 1696 01:19:30,033 --> 01:19:32,867 Oh girls, I am sorry. 1697 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,667 My parents fought a lot 1698 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,533 and all I wanted was for you to see 1699 01:19:36,667 --> 01:19:39,066 what a good relationship could look like. 1700 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,533 Mom, people can disagree and still have a good relationship. 1701 01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:47,066 Yes. But you deserve someone who is devoted to you. 1702 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,867 Who will sacrifice everything for you. 1703 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,000 Your father wanted to be a professional mountain climber. 1704 01:19:54,633 --> 01:19:57,567 Clay is giving up culinary school 1705 01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,867 to go to law school for you. 1706 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,000 What? 1707 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:03,500 And if that isn't love, I don't know what is. 1708 01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:04,834 You're going to law school? 1709 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,867 I've been accepted to Harvard. For you. 1710 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,533 For us. 1711 01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:13,867 Mom, you are unbelievable. 1712 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,100 You can't just mold people into what you want them... 1713 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:37,867 Clay... you are perfect. 1714 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,767 You're everything I thought I wanted in a man. 1715 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:45,567 But sometimes what we want isn't... 1716 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,166 Always what we need. 1717 01:20:48,667 --> 01:20:49,910 I thought I wanted someone who... 1718 01:20:49,934 --> 01:20:51,500 Would never challenge you. 1719 01:20:51,633 --> 01:20:54,033 Who would always do what you wanted. 1720 01:20:54,166 --> 01:20:56,633 - That isn't... - Realistic. 1721 01:20:56,767 --> 01:20:57,633 And it's not fair. 1722 01:20:57,767 --> 01:21:01,100 To either of us. No, I'm sorry. 1723 01:21:01,233 --> 01:21:02,600 I'm more sorry. 1724 01:21:02,734 --> 01:21:04,694 He's even perfect when she's breaking up with him. 1725 01:21:04,734 --> 01:21:06,033 I know. 1726 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:07,876 Oh, I guess I should take off this amulet then. 1727 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:08,900 No! 1728 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,633 But my purpose is to love you. 1729 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,700 Then I give you new purpose; 1730 01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:19,633 to do what makes you happy. 1731 01:21:19,767 --> 01:21:23,033 To follow your passion and then see where it leads you. 1732 01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:24,767 To love again. 1733 01:21:32,233 --> 01:21:34,467 Oh boy. Elbow never lies. 1734 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:35,810 So, I don't have to go to Harvard, 1735 01:21:35,834 --> 01:21:36,910 I can go to culinary school? 1736 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:38,266 Go be happy. 1737 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,767 Clay... I just saw Ian Dimmerman. 1738 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:42,743 He owns some of the most chichi restaurants in town 1739 01:21:42,767 --> 01:21:44,600 and he's always looking for talent. 1740 01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:46,242 I'm telling you, he's really connected. 1741 01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:49,633 I'll introduce you but you let me do the talking, okay? 1742 01:21:49,767 --> 01:21:50,633 Okay. 1743 01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:51,533 Ian. Ian, Ian! 1744 01:21:51,667 --> 01:21:53,767 I got the next Bobby Flay right here. 1745 01:21:59,033 --> 01:22:02,200 I'm, uh... I'm sorry they're dead. 1746 01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:04,633 I was in a rush. 1747 01:22:04,767 --> 01:22:05,767 Well, lucky for you, 1748 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,300 I don't need things to be perfect anymore. 1749 01:22:08,433 --> 01:22:10,000 Good. 1750 01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:14,300 That takes the pressure off of our first kiss. 1751 01:22:14,433 --> 01:22:16,667 Yeah, well... if you're a bad kisser... 1752 01:22:18,300 --> 01:22:20,200 I may need to re-evaluate. 1753 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,166 Oh, boy. 1754 01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:27,100 Yes! 1755 01:22:32,433 --> 01:22:34,300 So, do you need to re-evaluate? 1756 01:22:34,433 --> 01:22:36,300 Three, four. 1757 01:22:48,934 --> 01:22:52,033 ♪ 'Cause I'm perfectly imperfect ♪ 1758 01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:55,333 ♪ I'm perfectly imperfect 1759 01:22:55,467 --> 01:22:58,200 ♪ And now I know I'm worth it ♪ 1760 01:22:58,333 --> 01:23:03,266 ♪ 'Cause I'm perfectly imperfect ♪ 1761 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:06,233 ♪ Sometimes I feel so stupid when I cry all the time ♪ 1762 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,834 ♪ And when I write a song 1763 01:23:10,967 --> 01:23:13,233 ♪ I can't find the rhythm or rhyme ♪ 1764 01:23:13,367 --> 01:23:16,266 ♪ Mmmm 1765 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,834 ♪ What am I supposed to do ♪ 1766 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:22,000 ♪ Every time when I am feeling blue ♪ 1767 01:23:22,133 --> 01:23:24,834 ♪ Even though I'm colorful ♪ 1768 01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:29,166 ♪ I can't seem to stay in the light ♪ 1769 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,433 ♪ I don't like my short legs 1770 01:23:31,567 --> 01:23:34,600 ♪ And I never brush my hair 1771 01:23:34,734 --> 01:23:36,900 ♪ For all my insecurities 1772 01:23:37,033 --> 01:23:38,100 ♪ This is me