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Thompson:
2022! What a ride.

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We laughed.
We cried.

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Can you believe the Queen died?

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Masks came off, roofs blew off,

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Kyrie went off,
and the President fell off.

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Quiet-quitting became a thing.

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Pete and Kim had a fling,

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and Kanye cried about
Pete's 10-inch thing!

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...and I have no reason to lie.

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Thompson: The Oscars went viral
for a slap.

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Ticketmaster made Swifties snap.

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They literally just canceled
general sale!

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Thompson:
And the Winter Olympics
made Putin nap.

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What a stupid son of a bitch.

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Thompson: Tom and Gisele
was on the rocks.

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Trump brought home secrets
in a box.

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And what the fuck was monkeypox?

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I don't have that answer,
and I usually have every answer.

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After 19 years, Ellen ended
her talker.

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Crypto crashed --
what a shocker.

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And Georgia gave the Heisman
to Herschel Walker,

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who, by the way,
not a great talker.

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Before we unleash
the fury of '23,

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we got a shit ton of videos
for you to see.

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Hey!

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2022, you up?

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Because it's time to
back that year up.

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[ Beeping ]

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Alright. Dingdong.
Whoo!

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Come on, now. I'm home.

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Somebody's at the door.
Do you want me to open it?

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You know what to do.
Don't you tell me.

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Because I'll do it! Welcome to
"2022: Back That Year Up"!

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This is a look
at the year that was.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Kevin Hart.

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I'm Kenan Thompson.

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Kevin, what did you
get into this year?

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Oh, my God.
What did I get into?

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Not much.
I didn't do much at all, man.

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I was in, like,
three movies, four TV shows.

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I had two documentaries,
three digital series.

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I had 150 stand-up shows.

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I opened up
a plant-based restaurant.

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That was cool.
Guest on like 21 talk shows.

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I did 33 podcasts,
and I was in about, what,

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43 credit card commercials,
I think, something like that.

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So you took the year off?
Yeah, it was a light one for me.

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It was a light year,
I didn't do much.

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Very, very light year.
What about you, Kenan?

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What did you do for 2022?

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Did a lot of drugs, you know.
Okay.

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Just trying
to figure out my life.

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By the way, by the way,
got to do that.

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Don't judge me.
Hey, hey, look --

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Hey, I ain't
got a gavel!

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I ain't gonna hit the gavel!

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You understand? You can get
a TV show and do that.

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You gonna do that?
But it has been great.

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I got my own star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Yes, you did.
That's right.

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I hosted the Emmys.

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I started my 77th season
on "Saturday Night Live."

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Ooh.
One more, I get to take

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Pete Davidson out
on a date.

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Wow! Pete Davidson, boy.

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And people say I'm in
everything.

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Okay?
You heard something like that?

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You know
what I'm talking about.

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Alright, guys, listen, it's been
one hell of a year.

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And on this show,
guess what we're gonna do?

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We're gonna look back at
all the stuff that you remember

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and all the moments
that you wish you could forget.

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That's right.
Let's kick it off with

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"Shakin' My Damn Headlines"!

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"Shakin' My Damn Headlines"!

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Kenan, I'm so excited
about this one.

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Let's go! In what may have been
legit just a senior moment,

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President Joe Biden said
that the pandemic is over.

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Wait, real question,
is it over?

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That's what I --
is it over?

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You know, Kenan, honestly,
it don't even matter

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'cause I'm pretty sure COVID
is gonna haunt us forever.

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It's like our old jokes
on Twitter

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or -- or Madonna on TikTok.

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Oh, goodness.
Take a look at this shit.

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That's her.
Now watch this.

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That's Madonna there.

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Madonna, back up.
Back the fuck up, Madonna.

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Good -- no.

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What --
What is she doing?

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Oh. Alright. Thank you.

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Okay.
Thank you very much, Madonna.

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What just happened?
I don't understand
what that was.

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Well, nobody does,
to be honest with you.

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If I can get
that part of my life back,

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I'd do anything to have it.

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I mean,
what just happened?

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But, I mean, she looks great.
Yep. Come on, now.

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Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What do you mean, "right"?
Love her.

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Nobody has explained
to her the algorithm

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of how TikTok works.
Yeah, she thinks it's...

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Yeah. Yeah.
Based on closeness.

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I don't know what that was.

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It's not.

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Alright, well,
when the government announced

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that masks were no longer
required on flights,

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Americans on both sides of
the airplane aisle celebrated.

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We lost our masks,
and Southwest Airlines,

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well, they lost
their damn minds.

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Have you seen this?

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Pilot: Hello,
Southwest Airlines passengers.

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In each of your seats,
we've provided a ukulele

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for this flight
from California to Hawaii.

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Everybody gets a free ukulele
and free lessons.

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I'm tired
of all these ukuleles

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on this motherfucking
ukulele plane.

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[ Laughter ]

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Eh, I wouldn't have wanted one.

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I would have smashed somebody
in the back of the head

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if that stopped them
from playing.

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You know, they shouldn't let you
get a ukulele

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unless you can spell it.

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Let's spell it right now.
Uku...

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I can spell it.
Go ahead.

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Ukulele.
So, that's U-K-ulele.
Yeah.

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L-L -- L-L?

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There's a "kuh-uh."
"U-kuh-uh."

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I'm gonna be honest with you.
Then don't give me one.

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Yeah, just -- I don't need it.
Just don't give me one.

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I don't need it.
Okay.

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I have no fucking idea
how to spell it, alright?

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I can't even spell "Southwest,"
if I'm gonna be honest with you.

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[ Laughter ]

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In September, Queen Elizabeth
passed away.

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Prince Harry, well, he rushed
back to pay his final respects,

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and Meghan Markle rushed back
to get no respect.

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Yeah, unfortunately,
they arrived a little too late.

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But they did see footage of the
queen moments before she passed.

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Let's take a look.

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Eh, come on, now.

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You know that's not
what she was doing.

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That's not the queen.
That's not what she was doing.

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Who put this
in the prompter?

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Stop making fun of
a woman that's dead.

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It's for a whole country.
We gonna read,

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what y'all put in here,
don't do that to us.

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Y'all making us look
like "Anchorman."

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By the way,

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who okayed that old lady
to get up there?

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The woman so old,
she's been through

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two pandemics
and one <i>Titanic.</i>

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Alright. The line to pay their
last respects to the late queen

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had people waiting
for up to 27 hours.

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That's right, people.
You heard me. 27 hours.

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Even celebrities had to wait.

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David Beckham.
They had David Beckham in line.

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Look at this. Right.
Where -- here it comes.

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Right. There he is.
Right there.

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Right there with the red on.
You saw that.

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Had 'im in line.
He's David Beckham.

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I would have bought
a fast pass.

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You can't get a fast pass.
I'd have bought the fast pass.

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You can't --
Just get up to the front.

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Kenan, you can't...

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Now, that's the line of people

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participating in the buyback
program for Yeezys.

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Oh, shit.
Got to buy 'em back.

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Turn 'em in.
Turn 'em in!

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When Russia invaded Ukraine,

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the world rallied around
President Zelenskyy.

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The U.S. sent more than
$40 billion in military aid.

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But Sean Penn, well, he gave him
something even more valuable.

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This is for you.

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Oh, wow, he gave him
the Oscar.

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Yeah. Take it.
Oh, go 'head.

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I feel terrible, I --
it's just a symbolic,

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silly thing, but I --
but if I know --

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Use it,
melt it down and make a weapon.

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Yes.
Use this as a t--

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Sean Penn, I can't use this.
This is not gonna do enough.

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When you win,
bring it back to Malibu.

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After you get your victory,
I want you to --

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I want you to crawl
out of whatever rubble

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or whatever's there.
Yeah.

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And you bring this
back to me.

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You bring it back.
You bring it back.

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Would you ever give your
Oscar for "Jumanji" away?

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You motherfucker.

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If you don't think I deserved
one for that performance,

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then you are just like them,

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overlooking
amazing performances.
I'm not gonna lie.

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I was like, when I was reading
that, I was like,

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"Oh, shit, he got an Oscar
for 'Jumanji'?"

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And you deserved it. So I'm
sorry that that was a joke.

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[ Laughter ]

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Earlier --
Earlier this year --

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[ Laughing ]
Earlier this year,

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the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago

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and found Trump had kept boxes
full of top secret documents.

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And none of them
were his tax returns.

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Not one. Not one.

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The nation was so divided
on the raid,

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but it's hard to tell which side

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that this protester
was supporting.

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Biden administration,
the Democrats

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are weaponizing the FBI --

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Nice to see Melania out there
on his side.

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That's good.
Yeah, that's good.

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Melania hit the street for him.
You can't have

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a serious sentence
wearin' that stupid-ass hat.

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That's a dumbass hat.
Got a goddamn --

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That's not a MAGA hat,
it's a mega-hat.

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And it's dumb.

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In 2022, political activists

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got way more aggressive
with their protests.

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Mm-hmm. Climate activists threw
a can of soup

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on a Van Gogh painting,
mashed potatoes at a Monet,

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and cake at the Mona Lisa.
Can you believe this?

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Why?
Why would you do such a thing?

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I don't know.
Now, what does the painting

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have to do with climate?

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I don't know.
But what do you -- like,

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this is the stupidest thing
I've ever seen.

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You know, if Van Gogh was there,

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he would have gave them
an earful.

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Well, let's just --

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Let's just
ask the real question.

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Right?
Where's the security at

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in these art museums?
Ever!

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Somebody says security
and still nobody showed up.

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I mean, this is the only time
that you realize

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every security guard in
these art museums

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is pushing 65.
Every time

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I've never seen a young one.
And over.

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And they all do the same thing.
They only say one thing.

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"Excuse me,
step back behind that line."

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"Don't touch the million dollar
painting, please,

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with your finger."
"Back up."

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"Don't you throw
that soup on there!"

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You know they also threw
guacamole

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on the Jackson Pollock,
but nobody could tell.

243
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,341
We got art jokes.
We got jokes.

244
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,776
Yeah.
Alright.

245
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,445
In 2022,
the media talked a lot

246
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,313
about rising crime rate.

247
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,549
Some citizens took the law
into their own hands.

248
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,251
Look what happened
when these guys tried

249
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,786
to rob a jewelry store.

250
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,487
Hold on, hold on,
hold on.

251
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,189
Come on, come on, come on!

252
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,590
Come on!
Big bump!

253
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:18,625
Come on, Chuck!

254
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,393
Come here. Oh, yeah?
Watch this.

255
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,594
The girl threw
a karate chop.

256
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,097
Hey, got you.
You gettin' beat up.

257
00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,900
You know, Kenan,
every kick begins "K."

258
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,535
Damn right!
Damn right.

259
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,837
They should have
went to Jared.

260
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,940
[ Laughter ]

261
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,275
Should have went to Jared.

262
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,510
Alright.

263
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,213
So much of the news
this year was upsetting.

264
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,450
So let's talk about something
a bit more uplifting.

265
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,585
Please, man!
On September 22,

266
00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:48,922
the Central American country
Honduras celebrated its

267
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,057
201st anniversary
of independence

268
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,260
with a special drop
via paratroopers.

269
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,895
Here we go.
Mm-hmm.

270
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,063
Here they're coming in.

271
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,365
Yeah. No, we gonna
celebrating it correctly.

272
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,400
I'm professional with this.
Come on, now.

273
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,601
I've done this
training a million times.

274
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,169
They called,
"You ready, right?

275
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,905
You ready, right?"
"I'm definitely on course."

276
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,407
Nothing bad --
Oh, geez.

277
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,342
Nothin' to panic about.
Hold on, I couldn't see that.

278
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,845
Oh, that's all bad.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

279
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,481
Definitely my partner got it
under control.

280
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,217
My partner definitely
gonna land his, right?

281
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,786
I followed your coordinates,
I followed your coordinates.

282
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,154
Right into the port-a-potty,
man.

283
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,556
Now, that's a shitty day.

284
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,159
We can land wherever we want.
Oh.

285
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,361
Oh, shit, hold on.
Here I come.

286
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:32,565
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
To the right! To the right!

287
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:36,069
Now, who the fuck
turned the wind on?!

288
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:40,173
Come on, man.
It's like this every time.

289
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,309
Oh, who turned the wind on?

290
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,612
Who turned the wind on?

291
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,415
Goddamn, none of them
have a good landing!

292
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,850
Every time we do this!

293
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,153
Every last one of them got up
and said the same thing.

294
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,755
"Where Reg at? Is Reg going --"
"Did Reg make it down?"

295
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,291
"What about Carl?
Carl didn't come down either?"

296
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,727
"Carl hit it?"
"What about Mark? Where Mark at?

297
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,928
Mark ain't come down either?"

298
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,430
"Everybody dead?"
"Everybody d--"

299
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,065
"Oh, wow. Oh, yeah."

300
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,100
I'm just trying to say
none of us are making it down.

301
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,069
That's all I...

302
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,538
This year, on November 15,

303
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,873
the world population
hit 8 billion,

304
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,608
and this guy helped
put us over the edge.

305
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,744
Man, I don't think I was
even this excited

306
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,112
when my kids was born.

307
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,513
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

308
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,082
Nick Cannon.

309
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,550
Work it.
Did it!

310
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,251
That's right.
Putting that work in.

311
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,753
You're welcome!
That's right.

312
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,521
The dick swindler himself.
Whoa, man!

313
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,156
Why every time
we got to talk about me,

314
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,858
you got to talk about
my dick?!

315
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,860
Shut up, Nick.
Okay, listen --

316
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,362
I don't like being
caught in the middle of this.

317
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,330
Sorry, Kenan.

318
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,367
Nick, look, you've been busy
this year, we all know that.

319
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,103
And that's why
I sent you one thing.

320
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,771
You know, as a father --

321
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,107
Asshole gift,
just say what it is.

322
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,309
What'd I send you?
A fucking vending machine

323
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,211
full of condoms!

324
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,479
Kenan, did I get him?
You got him!

325
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,481
I got him.
You got him on that one.

326
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,750
You got him on...
The question is,

327
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,218
are you using it, Nick?

328
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,720
I hate him.
You haven't been using it.

329
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,423
Now, this year was
the 18th season

330
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,092
of "Wild 'n Out,"
congratulations.

331
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,093
Yeah! Thank you, man.

332
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,928
And you birthed
a lot of kids

333
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,397
and you birthed
a lot of careers.

334
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,232
Yes.
Now, did you know that

335
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,700
some of these people

336
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,368
was gonna be huge?

337
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,971
Oh, man, I don't know.
Like, that's the thing, too.

338
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,873
I don't even like to --
and you know this about me,

339
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,543
I don't like to take credit
for nothing like that.

340
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,445
I just like to create
the platform.

341
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,313
It's funny, like,
even sitting here with you,

342
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,083
some-- I owe a lot
of my success to you.

343
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,285
Not to you.
Not to...

344
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,853
But to this guy.
This guy.

345
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,955
Because you gave me
opportunities and stuff

346
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,557
when we was on Nickelodeon
and stuff.

347
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,292
But I can't take credit for it.
Exactly.

348
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,694
I feel the exact
same way to

349
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,430
where I could
take credit for it.

350
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,531
You do! You do!
You take credit

351
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,433
for all of this.
You fuckin' liar!

352
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,368
You tell me all the time,
"Kevin, I started you"!

353
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,437
I said I gave you a platform,

354
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,306
and when you was broke...
Here we go. Here we go.

355
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,510
I helped pay your Studio City
apartment bills.

356
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,245
Here we go.
Always bringing that up.

357
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,048
His exact words is, "Kevin,
your little, Black, broke ass

358
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,550
would still be on the street

359
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,785
if it wasn't for me
and my opportunity,

360
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,053
you should be thanking me!"

361
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,055
I didn't create
Kevin Hart.

362
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,391
No.
Kevin Hart landed on you.

363
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,659
Yeah!
That's right.

364
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,694
Bitch, ain't this
about a bitch?

365
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,263
That's right.
Okay, now, Nick, listen.

366
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,299
On a serious note, man, you just
finished another phenomenal

367
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,734
season of
"The Masked Singer."

368
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,335
What a show.
What a success.

369
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,604
When the fuck
y'all comin' to "Unmasked"?

370
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,306
I'm-a be honest with you, Nick,

371
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,775
I wouldn't last past
the first round, I think.

372
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,410
I think everybody
gonna know it's me.

373
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,644
That's the point.
When I come out.

374
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,080
* Everybody gonna -- *

375
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,116
"That's Kevin Hart!"
"Yeah, that's Kevin Hart."

376
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,517
"That's Kevin Hart for sure!"

377
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,520
* Everybody got a -- *
Like singing through his nose.

378
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,288
"That's Kevin Hart right there."

379
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,357
Nick, I will say
one thing, man,

380
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,360
and this is an opportunity
to give you flowers.

381
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,229
I always like to --
I don't want no fuckin' flowers!

382
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,332
Well, in this case, you want to
take them because I tease you,

383
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,300
I joke with you,
that's our relationship.

384
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,169
But the world of creativity

385
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,171
that's attached to you
and your craft,

386
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,807
this is my brother,
I love him more than life.

387
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,109
And you know what?
Like I said, it's about flowers.

388
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,246
So I got my brother a Christmas
card for him and his family.

389
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,747
See, I knew it was gonna be --

390
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,583
I knew it was a fucking joke.
That's Nick and the Cannons.

391
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,152
Right here.
Here you go, Nick.

392
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,653
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays.

393
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,821
It was too good to be true

394
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,690
that he was trying to give me
my flowers.

395
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,791
I did give you your flowers.

396
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,626
And I'm also giving you
a Christmas card.

397
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,927
Oh, shit.

398
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,063
That's every goddamn child
you got on there!

399
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,164
He missin' a few.

400
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,266
[ Laughter ]

401
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,068
What are you looking forward to,
then, in 2023?

402
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,270
I was about to say, you've got
a plan for all these kids?

403
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,338
What's going...

404
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,540
Yeah!
We grew up on TV!

405
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,209
They gonna get money
like we was gettin' money!

406
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,078
That California --
All my kid's gonna have

407
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,180
sitcoms, album covers.

408
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,916
You heard it, live,
here on our show.

409
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,418
It's happening!
Nick Cannon is pimpin' his kids.

410
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,722
It's called a retirement plan,
Kevin!

411
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,990
Retirement.
I got kids with Mariah Carey.

412
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,093
There's some talent
in there, shit!

413
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,461
Talent!

414
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,764
I'm-a just have those kids
mentor the other 12.

415
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,432
Hey, it's gonna come.
It's gonna come.

416
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,534
That's a show and a half.
I'm the only one clapping

417
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,336
for that, everybody else --

418
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,504
everybody else
is on the fence.

419
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,839
Well, that's serious.
'Cause we're being serious.

420
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,540
These are people
that I really, truly love.

421
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,875
There are not a lot of people
in this industry

422
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,510
that I could say I love.

423
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,379
I love you too, Nick,
thank you very much --

424
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,713
See how he can say that,
that he can love --

425
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:14,714
Will you shut the fuck up, Nick?
Give me a hug!

426
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,849
Give him a hug.
Alright.

427
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,916
Stick around, everybody.

428
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,051
We'll be right back
with more love.

429
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,719
You can't hug me
in this tight-ass suede.

430
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,154
Nick got to get back
to his kids.

431
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,189
Who picked this out?
Don't you rip my jacket, Nick!

432
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,190
Go home to your children.

433
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,625
Back -- [ Laughs ]
Kenan!

434
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,460
I'm about to get Kevin
pregnant.

435
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,863
Come on, man, that's enough!
There it is!

436
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,931
There it is.

437
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,173
Welcome back to
"2022: Back That Year Up,"

438
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,409
after two years
of streaming in lockdown,

439
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,210
people were ready
to get down to the movies.

440
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,179
You're damn right they were.
You know, this year,

441
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,214
Hollywood gave us
so many original movies.

442
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,483
I mean, come on, man.
We got another "Avatar."

443
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,851
Right? We got another "Batman."
Yes.

444
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,220
And after 36 years
of finally waiting,

445
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,288
we got another "Top Gun."

446
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,090
Whoo. How about it?
Everybody loved

447
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,459
"Top Gun: Maverick" --
except Leonardo DiCaprio.

448
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,761
Because he won't pay attention
to anything that's over 25.

449
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,730
Hey-oh!

450
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,432
Oh!
[ Imitates cocking gun ]

451
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,067
Boom!

452
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,069
You took a shot.
Takin' shots out here.

453
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,271
Holy shit! Come on, man.
Come on, now.

454
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,139
Boy, you threw a fastball,
and I caught it.

455
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,608
My hand is burning.
Okay.

456
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,077
Yeah.
Alright, guys,

457
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,612
let's take a look back
at the year in entertainment.

458
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,817
This is "For the Pop Culture."
Yes, it is.

459
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,219
You know, this year's Oscars
were controversial,

460
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,355
but thankfully it had
nothing to do with anything

461
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,123
that I tweeted 20 years ago.

462
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,625
That's right. I was really
in complete shock, man.

463
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,061
I mean, I remember
exactly where I was

464
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,430
when I saw that
"Lunana: Yak in the Classroom"

465
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,099
got robbed for
Best Foreign Film.

466
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,301
Kenan, I was pissed.
I was angry about it.

467
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,069
Right? Low key,
you know what I thought?

468
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,573
I thought that
"Verdens Verste Menneske,"

469
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,074
I thought that from -- you know
what I'm talking about, right?

470
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,576
[ Stammering ]

471
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,177
I thought they should have won.
And they didn't.

472
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,979
They did not.
And I was gonna
shit a brick then.

473
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,247
Right.
Because I was pissed off.

474
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,248
I feel you.

475
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,317
And you know,
I love Norwegian cinema.

476
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,919
You do?
But I --

477
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,888
Are we forgetting
anything, though?

478
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,024
Are we forgetting anything?
Attached to the Oscars?

479
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,425
Might have been
another big Oscar moment.

480
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,460
No, I know you said,
you --

481
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,928
you attached the yak.

482
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,597
"Vern" -- that.

483
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,065
You on for some "Vern--"

484
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,167
You hit Norwegian cinema.
Yeah.

485
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,070
Right? We did all the throwback.
No, we ain't forgettin' nothing.

486
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,938
You know what?
No, we didn't forget nothing.

487
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,541
Right? Because the thing that
people want us to not forget,

488
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,344
we gonna forget!
Well, I hosted the Emmys,

489
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,746
and it had its own
controversy as well.

490
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,481
Jimmy Kimmel,
you know, he kinda actin' like

491
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,117
he was knocked out for --
I saw this.

492
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,219
You know, I actually saw a lot
of mean tweets after that, man.

493
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,654
I felt like he probably
wasn't gonna get invited

494
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,056
to the awards again.

495
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,592
I mean, he's actually hosting
the Oscars next year.

496
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,361
Get the fuck out of here, is he?
Yeah.

497
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,463
Well, there you have it.
That is the whitest thing

498
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,065
that you could ever do:
get in trouble

499
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,267
and then get a promotion.
Bing-bong.

500
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,402
Wow.
Alright, our next guest

501
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,605
is one of the biggest
breakout stars of 2022.

502
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,975
Please welcome the Emmy winning
creator of "Abbott Elementary,"

503
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,611
Quinta Brunson!
Yes! Yes!

504
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,413
Quinta!
Hi, Kenan, hi, Kevin.

505
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,782
Welcome. Welcome, Quinta.
First and foremost,

506
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,018
congrats on all your success.
Absolutely.

507
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,353
I mean, look, winning the Emmy,

508
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:10,156
that has to be a highlight for
you of 2022, is it not?

509
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,758
It is. It's a super highlight.

510
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,494
I mean, I'm happy
that my show is doing well.

511
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,930
I'm happy I'm sitting here
talking to you guys right now.

512
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,298
It's been a really good year.

513
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,733
Kevin, you were
one of the first people

514
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,568
to be very, very nice
to me in Hollywood,

515
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,471
so it's really nice
to end my year.

516
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,639
You see that? You see that?
Alright. That's alright.

517
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:30,210
And I'm number two.
That's right, I did it.

518
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,711
You are very nice. Yes.

519
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,079
She didn't mention you.

520
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,147
She really didn't.
Nope.

521
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,682
She said nothing about you.

522
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,617
But I included myself.

523
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,220
Been a dick, that's what
it makes me think.

524
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,055
Here's what you need to
understand --

525
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,723
the success of this show
comes from

526
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,558
the Philadelphia
public school system,

527
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,060
which we both came through.

528
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,063
Right?
We both had our start coming up

529
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,197
in the hard gridiron of

530
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,066
the Philadelphia
Public School system.

531
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,435
Give it up for them teachers.
Now, that's what I want to do.

532
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,836
I want to shout out to them,
Quinta.

533
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,205
I mean, how often do you
go back to Philly?

534
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,507
I was just in Philly last week.

535
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,909
I went to a Sixers game,
got to ring the bell.

536
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,278
The amount of love
that I felt was crazy.

537
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,615
And it's wonderful to be able
to be something positive

538
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,617
to our city right now.
That's right.

539
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,152
I mean, I feel like you know
what that feels like.

540
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:15,355
And they need positivity
and it feels really --

541
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,190
it feels good.
Yeah, by the way, listen,

542
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,526
our city is the best --
city of brotherly love.

543
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,128
But I do want you to understand
they still will rob you.

544
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,230
But it's out of love.
They'll do it.

545
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,032
And after they do it,
go, "Hey, keep going."

546
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,167
Like, "I love --"

547
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,635
"Keep doing you."

548
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,037
Guess what, I would have done
the same thing.

549
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,239
Yeah.

550
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,041
Got to survive.

551
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,710
Got to survive
in the streets of Philly.

552
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,045
You know, I did a lot
of donations in Philadelphia.

553
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,048
I gave laptops to
a school

554
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,683
and they stole them
before they got there.

555
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:45,685
Philadelphia.
Yeah. Philadelphia.

556
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,621
By the way! By the way,
I saw them when they did it.

557
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,657
They got 'em right
in broad daylight.

558
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,359
And they looked at me and they.

559
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,561
But they shouted me out
as they took it --

560
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,831
"Kev! Keep on trying, bro."
Like some positive stuff.

561
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,899
You know somebody
got the laptops.

562
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,135
Yeah, no, somebody got them,
by the way.

563
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,437
I think they sold them back
to the school

564
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,972
for a nice number.

565
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,540
Either way, it's a win-win.
I'm not here to --

566
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,242
And in a way,
I'm not mad at that.

567
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,443
There's a positive in it.

568
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,779
What are your plans
for the holidays this year?

569
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,181
My plans are to relax.

570
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,450
I really want to --
I want to sleep, y'all.

571
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,152
You have earned it.
I'm tired.

572
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,920
I want to sleep.
I would love to sleep

573
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,422
right through
the ball drop, but I can't.

574
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,723
I actually have to go
to New York.

575
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,993
I'm doing the ball drop
this year -- the Dick, uh --

576
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,328
The Dick stuff.
What'd you just say?

577
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,596
Doing the Dick stuff
for New Year's.

578
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,831
You heard it here, folks,
Quinta Brunson

579
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,667
doing Dick stuff for New Year's.

580
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,269
Alright. Well, alright,
thank you so much --

581
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,570
Breaking news here.

582
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,972
I mean, yes.

583
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,674
We will watch you on New Year's
doing Dick stuff.

584
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,976
And I say be safe.
Protect yourself, okay?

585
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,079
This is the new year,
and it's a new you.

586
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,014
Y'all heard it here.
Yeah.

587
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:50,717
A really chaotic mixture,
and I don't know if I like it.

588
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,087
It's too much happening.
[ Laughing ]

589
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,056
Two T-Rexes out here
coming at ya.

590
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,524
It's a lot, it's a lot.

591
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,758
Exactly.
Quinta, we love you.

592
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,193
Love you so much.
Appreciate you.

593
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,695
Congratulations.
Keep shining, you're a star.

594
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,596
Absolutely.
Quinta Brunson, everybody.

595
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,498
Bye!

596
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:10,537
One celebrity who was everything
everywhere, all at once was Ye.

597
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,173
Yeah. Are we really going there?
Yea or nay?

598
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,174
Yea.
Alright.

599
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,608
Right? We have to. I mean, look.

600
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,544
For those of you who weren't
paying attention,

601
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,480
Ye is the name of the artist
formerly known as...

602
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,083
employable.
Several other major businesses

603
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,718
and brands have also dumped him.

604
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,086
<i>Vogue,</i>Balenciaga,

605
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,922
and just today, the Gap yanked
all his Yeezy stuff.

606
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,958
Not a good day
for Ye at all.

607
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,127
You know who else dropped him?
Kim Kardashian.

608
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,464
Oh, come on. Come on, Kenan,
now, that's enough.

609
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,000
I'm sorry. We takin' shots out
here, we havin' fun.

610
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,736
Yeah, but nobody was amused
by what Kanye said.

611
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,538
But the Internet was amused
by what his muse said.

612
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,275
I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse
when he wrote "Uncut Gems."

613
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,478
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."

614
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,846
"Uncut Gems."

615
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,115
"Uncut Gems."
[ Laughs ]

616
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,250
[ Normal voice ] Now, if she was
Ye's muse, how come we ain't

617
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:00,387
holdin' her accountable?
[ Normal voice ]
That's a good question.

618
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,288
I'll tell you why we're not
holding her accountable.

619
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,591
Why?
Because we don't want
to hear her say this again.

620
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:09,162
"Uncut Gems."
"Uncut Gems."

621
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,563
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."

622
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,766
Da da da da da da da --
[ Album scratching ]

623
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,567
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."
[ Slurring ] "Uncut Gems."

624
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,902
[ Normal voice ]
This year, election deniers

625
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,737
and QAnon made a lot of noise.

626
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,306
But the biggest conspiracy
theory of the year?

627
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,275
Well, it was about almond milk.

628
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,677
I'm still not up on the --

629
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,880
-Ross!
-Rosé still frighten --

630
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,083
No, no, no. Get the almond milk.
I just got up on 2% milk

631
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,484
a couple years ago!
No, no, no, no.

632
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,787
Get the almond milk --
Now y'all you trying to

633
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,156
conspiracy --
No, no, no, no.

634
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:41,161
And it's the question -- is it
from the almond of the walnut?

635
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,697
Is they squeezing it
out of the peanut?

636
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,599
I don't have that answer,
and I usually have every answer.

637
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,168
No, you don't, Khaled.
No, you don't.

638
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,703
[ Normal voice ]
You don't have every answer.
And I'm gonna say

639
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,905
what I think
the world is gonna say.

640
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:55,342
Khaled got to stop wearing
these patterns on these shirts.

641
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,143
You know...
We've had enough of
the patterned shirts.

642
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,346
We've had enough of
the goddamn flowers --

643
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,047
We get it,
you live in Florida.

644
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,916
Dressing like a goddamn
duvet cover.

645
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,685
I get -- it's too much.

646
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:06,920
Too -- I can't handle it.
It's too much.

647
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,555
Makes me want to go
right to bed on it.

648
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:12,659
And Rosé sittin' here,
"Is it made from the almond?"

649
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,227
"Is it 2% almond?"
Is it --

650
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,429
That's now how --
That's -- that's a milk.

651
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:20,333
Cow's milk measurement,
that's not almond.

652
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:23,269
"I ain't never fuck with
the almonds like that, Khaled."

653
00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,572
Why would they talk about milk
in the first place?

654
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,207
I missed that.
What you gonna talk about

655
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,209
when you sitting across
from Khaled with that
goddamn shirt on?

656
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,077
You right.

657
00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:32,712
Eventually your eyes
are gonna hurt too.

658
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,547
Ross was dizzy.
He was dizzy

659
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,517
and discombobulated.
"I need some almond milk."

660
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,486
Yeah, that's it.
After a while that's all he had.

661
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,755
Guys, we can't talk about 2022

662
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,923
without touching
on the trial of the century --

663
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,526
of course, I'm talking about
Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard.

664
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,630
-And on my side of the bed.
-Mm-hmm.

665
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,170
-What was it?
-Was human fecal matter.

666
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,772
Aww.
Wait, fecal matter?

667
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,306
What's a fecal?
It's a shit.

668
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,042
It's a piece of shit
on the bed.

669
00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:03,810
Why don't he just say shit?
Why you...

670
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,046
Because he's trying
to be all elegant.

671
00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,515
He's trying to make himself --
You can't be elegant

672
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,617
talking about somebody shitting
on your side of the bed.

673
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,485
No.
Fecal?

674
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,687
Come on, man!
Come on, man.

675
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,922
"That bitch shit
on my side of the bed!"

676
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,358
That's right --
and she's wrong for that.

677
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:19,392
She supposed to shit on
his movies.

678
00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,561
Yeah, she --
Yeah.

679
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,630
Just never knows
what goes on in the bedroom

680
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,865
between two completely
unhinged adults.

681
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,068
I mean, you --
You really don't, man.

682
00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:31,071
So you think that he ever
brought her breakfast in bed?

683
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,840
No. No, you don't shit
where you eat.

684
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:34,941
Everybody knows that.

685
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,076
Alright,
after skipping two years

686
00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:38,311
due to the pandemic,
Halloween returned

687
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:41,214
with a vengeance this year
and celebrities turned up.

688
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,283
Heidi Klum always goes
all-in for Halloween.

689
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,684
And guess what, people?
This year --

690
00:24:44,718 --> 00:24:46,086
Well, there was no exception.

691
00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:48,455
Woman: How do you do it, Heidi?
That's amazing.

692
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,257
Man: Hey, Heidi, right here,
Heidi.

693
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,860
She's the person
that shows up at a party

694
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,996
and it makes you look
at your costume and realize

695
00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,366
that you didn't put no thought
into Halloween.

696
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:01,501
At all.
Yeah, like that's what she does.

697
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,771
Yeah. Most people saying that
Heidi Klum won Halloween.

698
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,640
But we have someone here
who might disagree with that.

699
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,043
Please welcome
Squirm Edwards.

700
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,745
Oh, shit.

701
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,380
Squirm.
What's up, Squirm?

702
00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,115
What's happenin'?
How are you feeling?

703
00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:17,951
Not great. You know,
I'm a cold blooded animal,

704
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:19,719
but right now
I'm hot as a motherfucker.

705
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:23,223
My soil brothers and sisters
did not appreciate

706
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:26,226
Heidi Klum using Halloween
to appropriate the culture.

707
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:28,194
Do you really think
that she meant to offend you?

708
00:25:28,228 --> 00:25:30,463
Let me tell you something,
everybody here,

709
00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:33,466
including yo' lil' ass, Kevin,
gonna be worm food one day.

710
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,136
Now, I got a list of demands
that she needs to meet

711
00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:37,871
before I can let her
off the hook.

712
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,339
You mean,
like the list of demands

713
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,342
the Brooklyn Nets
owner demanded of Kyrie?

714
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,344
Kyrie Irving?

715
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,546
Ain't he the dud that said all
earthworms are flat?

716
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:49,783
Yep, yep, you can't blame him,
he saw it in a documentary.

717
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,084
Yeah. Come on, man.

718
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,352
Now, listen.
I'm finna dry up out here,

719
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:55,422
so I've got a list
of demands for Heidi.

720
00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:57,524
Y'all ready?
I mean, we don't have a choice.

721
00:25:57,557 --> 00:26:00,493
Alright, first she got to do
is get back with Seal.

722
00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:04,064
Worms love seals.
Do they? Are you serious?

723
00:26:04,097 --> 00:26:05,665
Next, she got to take

724
00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:08,768
nightcrawler-sensitivity
training classes.

725
00:26:08,802 --> 00:26:11,571
What the fuck?
Then no more live bait.

726
00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,506
She need to start fishing
with lures.

727
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,608
<i>"Lurs."</i>Okay.

728
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,445
Okay. Another thing,
worm lives matter.

729
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:20,213
Okay...
Okay? Wait, wait!

730
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,383
Say it with me --
Worm lives matter.

731
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,384
Both: Worm lives matter.

732
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,952
I need you all to say it
together.

733
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,955
All: Worm lives matter.

734
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:32,192
Okay. I had no idea that
her costume was so offensive.

735
00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:34,561
It seemed innocent to me.
Of course you didn't,

736
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,629
you ignorant,
fresh air breathin',

737
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,331
teeth havin', microwave ownin',

738
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:42,168
COVID spreadin', non-composting,
pesticide spraying

739
00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:44,304
sons of bitches.
Alright, you know what?

740
00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:45,905
Somebody put this guy
back in the ground.

741
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,073
Fuck you, Squirm!

742
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,242
Hey, I'll put you
two motherfuckers in the ground.

743
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,577
I'll put two slugs
in you right now.

744
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,212
That's enough!
That's enough!

745
00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,214
Cut it! Cut it there.
Cut it there.

746
00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:55,615
Don't take no disrespect from
a damn worm!

747
00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,785
We're sorry that you all had
to see all of that from

748
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,187
Mr. Worm -- Squirm --
Squirm the worm.

749
00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:02,856
Hey, how do he
put his glasses on

750
00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:05,792
without arms?
How he get his glasses off?

751
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,060
You know what?
We'll be right back.

752
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:08,361
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.

753
00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:10,363
The bigger question is --
That's the bigger question.

754
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,564
Yeah.

755
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,811
Welcome back to
"2022: Back That Year Up."

756
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,746
It was another
exciting year in sports.

757
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:29,449
Damn right it was,
what an amazing year in sports,

758
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,385
especially if you were
a Rams fan -- through February.

759
00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:34,654
Oh, nice.
Here's a segment we call

760
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:38,124
"Balls Out."
"Balls Out"!

761
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,226
Well, on the first Sunday
of 2022,

762
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:43,296
wide receiver Antonio Brown
made headlines

763
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:46,399
when he quit mid-game
to audition for Magic Mike.

764
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:47,767
Roll the clip.

765
00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:50,070
"I said I'm out."
Oh, look at this.

766
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,271
"Get your goddamn hands
off me."

767
00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:52,872
"That's it, I'm out."
"Get your goddamn" --

768
00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:54,140
Watch this. Yeah.
"Y'all see me."

769
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,608
"New York, what's up?!"

770
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:56,943
Oh, they comin' down.
"I'm done."

771
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,578
Time out!

772
00:27:58,611 --> 00:27:59,579
Y'all agree with
this decision?

773
00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:00,647
Y'all heard what he said.
Right?

774
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,382
That was the opposite of
quiet-quitting.

775
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,150
Yes.
Now, unfortunately,

776
00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,852
the Bucs didn't make it
back to the Super Bowl,

777
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,654
but somehow Antonio Brown did!

778
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:10,490
Right? AB's on the left,
of course Kanye's on the right.

779
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,225
The far right.
We all know that.

780
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,194
Yeah, we all know that --
Kanye's all masked up.

781
00:28:14,227 --> 00:28:16,229
Even he's embarrassed to be seen
with Antonio Brown.

782
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,032
He has to be! Antonio Brown's
got some big balls, man,

783
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,300
who loses the job

784
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,268
and he goes to the biggest
work function of the year?

785
00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:23,603
Come on, now.

786
00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:25,805
Who the fuck would do that?
Right?

787
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:27,774
I guess I would,
'cause my show got canceled

788
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,477
and I hosted the Emmys.

789
00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,645
And, you know, in February,
Tom Brady

790
00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:35,482
retired after just
65 seasons in the NFL,

791
00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:37,717
but he unretired
40 days later.

792
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,419
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know why, man.

793
00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:41,621
I thought retiring
and then suddenly unretiring

794
00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:43,123
was Brett Favre's thing.
No, no, no.

795
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,058
Brett Favre's thing is
embezzling welfare money

796
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,627
to build volleyball courts.
Oh! Right!

797
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:51,064
Guys, our next guest knows
a thing or two about Tom Brady.

798
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,100
As his former teammate, he's
earned four Super Bowl rings

799
00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:56,736
and soon a spot
in the Football Hall of Fame.

800
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,438
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the man,

801
00:28:58,471 --> 00:29:02,609
the myth, the legend,
Rob Gronkowski, a.k.a. Gronk.

802
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:04,310
Honk-honk!
What's up, Kenan?!

803
00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:05,845
What's up, guy?
What's up, guy?

804
00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,514
Why'd you just honk
at Gronk?

805
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,416
Uh, 'cause it rhymes,
honk and Gronk.

806
00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:10,784
I get it.
I get it.

807
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,318
Not any further than that.
He said "honk-honk," Gronk.

808
00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:14,020
The first time
I've seen it, man.

809
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,022
Honk if you love Gronk!
He looks like a big

810
00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,224
Mack truck, too, you know?
I'm-a tell you something.

811
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,726
That's right.
Big truck.

812
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,529
I can tell by the white walls
in the background

813
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:25,665
that Gronk is bored and he wants
to play football again.

814
00:29:25,699 --> 00:29:29,035
Look it this, that man is doing
nothing with his goddamn time.

815
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,370
What's going on, Gronk?

816
00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,038
Hey, alright.

817
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:35,608
Now, if Tom Brady calls you
to come out of retirement again,

818
00:29:35,642 --> 00:29:38,511
do you take the call?
-I will 100% answer

819
00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:42,482
Tom Brady's call,
and I will 100% tell Tom Brady

820
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:44,751
that I've missed him as well.

821
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,654
But I will 100% tell Tom

822
00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:51,558
while being
extra nervous and extra scared,

823
00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:55,161
telling him that I am not
coming back to play football.

824
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,863
But I still love you.

825
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,198
You would say it like that?

826
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,100
That was a long way around.
Let me get this clear.

827
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,069
Why -- Why not just say,
"Tom, go fuck yourself,

828
00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:05,105
I'm enjoying myself"?
Yeah.

829
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,473
Yeah, that's --
that's a good point.

830
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:09,676
I'm gonna say that --
"Tom, go fuck yourself!"

831
00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:10,977
There it is.
There it is.

832
00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:14,447
I'm on the beach, I have
my shirt off, leave me alone!

833
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,949
That's right, "Listen, Tom,
I was there

834
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,551
when you had a good team --
you take that pile of shit

835
00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:21,021
that you're playing with
and shove it up your ass, Tom!

836
00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:23,923
I'm enjoying my retirement!"
That's what you say.

837
00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,525
That's what you said.
Yeah.

838
00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:28,561
What was your, like, main
highlight of 2022, you think?

839
00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:32,265
Oh, my main highlight
was buying my mom a crib.

840
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,667
Wow.
Nice.

841
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,135
2022, you did that, huh?

842
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,871
Yeah, you've been making
money for a while.

843
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,373
2022 is the year that you
decided to do that one, huh?

844
00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:42,709
Been in the goddamn football
league for 15 seasons.
Yeah.

845
00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,378
Yeah, okay.
15 seasons of a --

846
00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,714
Legal money.
Legal money.

847
00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:48,848
Took me 12 years.

848
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:50,984
Good luck, man.
We're happy for your mother.

849
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,585
We definitely happy.
Thank you, man.

850
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:54,387
Alright, what do you got planned
for holidays, Gronk?

851
00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,589
This year, I'm probably just go
to my hometown,

852
00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:59,159
Buffalo, New York, Gronk-spike
a couple of Christmas trees

853
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:00,627
with my nephews
and nieces

854
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,396
and go snowmobiling
and skiing for the holidays.

855
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,565
Shout out to Buffalo, man.
Shout out to Buffalo.

856
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,534
Hope they did dug
themselves out by now.

857
00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:08,768
Well, I know that's right.

858
00:31:08,802 --> 00:31:10,203
That was a lot.
That was a lot.

859
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,672
Alright.
Dome got a lot of snow inside.

860
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,674
Listen, Gronk,
give me this, man.

861
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,443
Who's winning
the Super Bowl in February?

862
00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:18,645
Give me an honest pick,
and don't try to throw Tom Brady

863
00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,313
in there just because.

864
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:22,282
Who's winning the Super Bowl?
Nah, I'm not gonna
throw him in there.

865
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:23,917
Well, it's definitely
not the Eagles.

866
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:24,918
They trash.

867
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,720
What the...
You son of --

868
00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:28,788
You son of a gun.
Ooh.

869
00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:30,490
I'll go with
the Buffalo Bills.

870
00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,192
Okay, okay.
That's a low blow,

871
00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:34,160
because you know
I'm a die hard Eagles fan,

872
00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:36,162
You know that all you have
to do is say Eagles.

873
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,564
Eagles are a shoo in.

874
00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:39,299
But instead,
you chose the low route.

875
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,101
You chose the low route,
and for that --

876
00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,536
for that, my friend,
you and I, we're on the outs.

877
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,572
You hear me?
You have not shown respect,
sir.

878
00:31:45,605 --> 00:31:49,242
No, no.
Kevin, I let you win a Super
Bowl about four years ago

879
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,410
because I'm a nice guy
like that.

880
00:31:50,443 --> 00:31:52,112
First of all,
you didn't let me win shit.

881
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,480
We took it, okay?
Yes, I did.

882
00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:54,714
We took that Super Bowl,

883
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,249
and if your favorite
quarterback,

884
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,752
if he didn't drop
the goddamn pass to himself,

885
00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:00,787
you guys would be
in a different situation, Gronk?

886
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,756
That's right.
I don't forget anything, yes.

887
00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:04,357
He passed it to himself.
Nah, we let you have it.

888
00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:05,625
[ Laughs ]

889
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,293
You're such a crybaby
you needed one,

890
00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:08,595
or else you'd
still be crying.
Oh, man.

891
00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,430
Alright, alright,
that's enough of this shit.

892
00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:12,565
You know what? I can't wait
to come over your house

893
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:16,169
and put my goddamn dirty hands
all over those white-ass walls.

894
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,404
Come on over.
You hear me? That's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

895
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,738
That's exactly
what's gonna happen.

896
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,240
...give me my confidence to get
back into football.

897
00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:22,676
I'm gonna fingerprint
those walls the fuck up, Gronk.

898
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,377
You just wait
till I see you in person.

899
00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:26,079
Yeah, get your ass
all over here.

900
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,247
Yeah,
I will be over there, Gronk.

901
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,648
We're out of here. Kenan,
tell him we're out of here.

902
00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,083
We're out of here.
Happy holidays.

903
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,518
Come on, Kenan.
Come be the referee.

904
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:32,819
Happy holidays.
Thank you. Alright, yeah.

905
00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:34,287
My hands are dirty to me.
They coming.

906
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,622
Don't worry about it.
Double hands.

907
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:36,723
That's right.
All over your goddamn walls.

908
00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,191
Thank you
for dropping by, man.

909
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,225
We appreciate you.

910
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:42,195
Love you, Gronk.
I'll love you guys.

911
00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:43,563
Alright,
the Golden State Warriors

912
00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,231
won another NBA championship.

913
00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:46,533
After missing two seasons

914
00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:49,002
with a torn ACL
and a torn Achilles,

915
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,204
Klay Thompson tore
it up at the parade.

916
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,939
Ah, get in there.
The captain.

917
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,140
Oh, show 'em the moves.

918
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,775
Yeah, Michael Jackson.

919
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,610
Oh, hold on now.
Don't just be knocking...

920
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,479
No, block, block.
That's a block.

921
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:00,714
Her feet weren't set.

922
00:33:00,747 --> 00:33:02,515
I thought knocking people out
with Draymond's job.

923
00:33:02,549 --> 00:33:04,484
Oh, wow. Wow.
Yup.

924
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:06,419
By the way, I don't know why
people are judging Klay.

925
00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:08,054
If you're not that drunk
at a parade

926
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:09,756
after winning
a championship,

927
00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,324
then you're not
celebrating correctly.

928
00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,226
I can't argue there.

929
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,895
The Houston Astros
won the World Series again.

930
00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,164
And this time,
unlike Adam Levine,

931
00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:19,165
they didn't get caught
cheating.

932
00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:20,700
Oh, come on, man.
That's --

933
00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,902
that's ridiculous, okay?

934
00:33:22,936 --> 00:33:26,106
Texas Senator Ted Cruz
crashed the championship parade,

935
00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:28,108
and even though
he didn't request it,

936
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,477
he got bottle service.
Take a look at this.

937
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,745
Watch yourself. Hey!

938
00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:32,946
Oh, shit.
Bink.

939
00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:33,947
Hey, I got you, Ted.

940
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,081
Secret Service.

941
00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,116
Yeah, let's get him
right there.

942
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:37,584
Alright, I see him.

943
00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:39,519
That man right there, we gonna
get him and take him to jail

944
00:33:39,552 --> 00:33:41,654
and definitely
gonna get a conviction.

945
00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:43,490
You can just tell Ted's
not athletic.

946
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,091
He was looking
at the damn thing

947
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,893
come at him the whole time.
He didn't even move.

948
00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:48,661
Who, me?
Look at the clip again.
Look.

949
00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:51,498
Look how still he's standing
ready to take the hit.

950
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:52,766
Come on, man.
Yeah.

951
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,634
What the fuck was that?
He ain't try to catch it.

952
00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:56,102
What was that?
Was it a fan?

953
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,437
And he still got hit.

954
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,939
He's put his hand up
and still got hit.

955
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,775
Come on, man.

956
00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:04,210
Yeah, this is like
the Zapruder film.

957
00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:06,813
You know, his head went down
and to the left.

958
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,349
Down and to the left,
you know?

959
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,750
Call me crazy,
but I think there was

960
00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:13,720
a second can thrower
on the grassy knoll.

961
00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:14,821
That's some JFK talk.

962
00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:15,822
That's actually good.

963
00:34:15,855 --> 00:34:17,257
Alright, now.
That's good.

964
00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:19,659
The San Diego Padres
had an incredible run.

965
00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,728
I can't believe they didn't
go to the World Series

966
00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:23,563
with this kind
of fan support.

967
00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:25,432
* Philly going down *

968
00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:27,300
* To yellow and brown *
Okay.

969
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:28,835
* That's what in *

970
00:34:28,868 --> 00:34:30,670
Uh-huh.

971
00:34:30,704 --> 00:34:32,405
* Padres on the loose *
Stay on the two.

972
00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:34,074
* Let's go, Goose *

973
00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:35,342
* That's what's in *

974
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,410
Find the down beat.

975
00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,878
* Bryce gonna lose *

976
00:34:38,912 --> 00:34:40,780
* And Manny's gonna cruise *

977
00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:42,449
* That's what in *

978
00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:46,152
America's Not Got Talent.

979
00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:49,356
That's somebody's dad, man.
Yeah. Yeah.

980
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:50,990
That's somebody's --
On film forever.

981
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:53,193
That's somebody's dad.
Yeah.

982
00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:56,463
That poor child has to go
to school and deal with that.

983
00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:57,764
Somebody could pull that up.
Yeah.

984
00:34:57,797 --> 00:34:59,766
"Hey, ain't this your dad?

985
00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:02,102
* Philly's going down *

986
00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:04,404
* To the yellow and brown *

987
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:05,772
You know, he not
even the worst.

988
00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:09,042
The worst are the jackasses
behind him supporting it.

989
00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:10,877
* That's what's in *

990
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,379
* That's what in *

991
00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:14,681
Go, Steve.
Come on, man.

992
00:35:14,714 --> 00:35:16,649
The University
of Tennessee football team

993
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:18,885
did three amazing things
this season.

994
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,854
They took down Alabama,
then after that,

995
00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,355
they took down a goalpost.

996
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:23,890
And then they took them
down to the river.

997
00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:28,695
Follow me, let's go!
We gonna take it up out of here.

998
00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,663
We need more
school activities.
Yeah, come on.

999
00:35:30,697 --> 00:35:32,232
Everybody got a piece,
right?

1000
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:33,600
Yeah.
Let's go to the river.

1001
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,069
Joe, why are we going
to the river, Joe? Huh?!

1002
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:38,905
We gonna baptized
the goalpost.

1003
00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:40,840
Look, you got to give
a lot of credit in that game

1004
00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:42,976
with Tennessee's quarterback,
Hendon Hooker.

1005
00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:44,411
I mean, he did his thing.
Yeah, yeah.

1006
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:47,080
I always knew Nick Saban would
be brought down by a Hooker.

1007
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,548
I just didn't know
they be from Tennessee.

1008
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,816
Oh, not from Tennessee.
Come on, now.

1009
00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,317
Come on now.
Don't do it like that.

1010
00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,620
Not like that.
Hey, people, listen.

1011
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:56,956
In 2022, people were posting
in all kinds of new ways

1012
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,458
to exercise on social media.

1013
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,060
And here to break it
down for us

1014
00:36:00,093 --> 00:36:02,495
is the breakout star
of his own shirts.

1015
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:03,797
I'm talking about
Terry Crews.

1016
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:06,533
Terry.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1017
00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:07,667
Argh!

1018
00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:09,369
Make 'em dance, Terry.
Make 'em dance.

1019
00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:11,871
Make 'em dance.
Make 'em pop.

1020
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:13,039
What you got for us then,
Terry?

1021
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,040
What we talking about?

1022
00:36:14,074 --> 00:36:15,408
Well, you know,
what's crazy

1023
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:18,211
is people think the workouts
I do are intense,

1024
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:21,081
but, you know, I've never
seen anything like these.

1025
00:36:21,114 --> 00:36:23,183
Like, I don't know what these
people were thinking about,

1026
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,185
but look,
it's not working out.

1027
00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:29,089
Check this out.

1028
00:36:29,122 --> 00:36:33,360
This dude turned daily exercise
into his daily exorcism.

1029
00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:36,396
You know what I mean?
The power of Christ compels you.

1030
00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:38,932
Oh, yeah, get your ass.
Yea! Yea!

1031
00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:40,066
Yea! Oh, man.

1032
00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,901
Back up.
I ain't done.

1033
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:45,405
Roll, flip, and seven,
and one.

1034
00:36:45,438 --> 00:36:47,240
You know how strong --

1035
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:49,809
how strong and high
you got to be at the same time?

1036
00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:51,778
That's a lot.
After all of that,

1037
00:36:51,811 --> 00:36:53,113
he go, "One."

1038
00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:55,315
That's one.
That's one.

1039
00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:57,283
You have to push yourself
in the gym,

1040
00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,686
but that's pushing
it way too far.

1041
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,254
That's just
a little kind of crazy.

1042
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,656
A lot of nut slamming.
Am I wrong?

1043
00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:07,060
Oh, my God. Yeah,
the pelvis was on the ground.

1044
00:37:07,093 --> 00:37:10,330
Crews: The pelvis was definitely
on the floor.

1045
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,399
Yeah, yeah.
[ Grunting ]

1046
00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:13,500
Very aggressive.

1047
00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:14,734
Very aggressive.
Yeah.

1048
00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:16,069
Very, very aggressive.

1049
00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:17,303
What else you got for us?

1050
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,805
You know, some people
use gym equipment.

1051
00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:22,342
This guy uses
the gym as equipment.

1052
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,044
Look at this thing.

1053
00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:25,512
Oh, my God.

1054
00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:26,913
Okay, alright.

1055
00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:28,181
What are you doing?

1056
00:37:28,214 --> 00:37:29,649
Do it regular.

1057
00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:31,651
Okay, what are you doing?
What are you doing?

1058
00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:33,053
No!
At this point --

1059
00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:35,255
They got --
It's all been measured.

1060
00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:36,556
You don't have to do that.

1061
00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,124
I'm gonna say it.
No.

1062
00:37:38,158 --> 00:37:40,326
They done measured
that out already.
Oh!

1063
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,895
You know
what I'm gonna do?

1064
00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:43,630
I'm gonna take the time

1065
00:37:43,663 --> 00:37:44,931
to say what everybody
wants to say

1066
00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:46,433
but everybody's afraid
because this man

1067
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:48,635
is obviously
an amazing shape.

1068
00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,637
But somebody's got to say
sit your dumb ass down.

1069
00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:51,871
Somebody's got to say it.

1070
00:37:51,905 --> 00:37:53,506
Sit...
Somebody's got to say it.

1071
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,808
...your dumb ass down.

1072
00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:58,278
He's picking up a couch
when the weight to his right

1073
00:37:58,311 --> 00:38:00,013
is the exact same weight.

1074
00:38:00,046 --> 00:38:01,381
That exact measurement.

1075
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,716
"Brother, what you doing?"
"I'm lifting 310."

1076
00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:05,552
Well, then grab
two of those goddamn dumbbells

1077
00:38:05,585 --> 00:38:06,886
that add up
to the same amount.

1078
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,389
Who chooses not to
use gym equipment

1079
00:38:09,422 --> 00:38:11,591
and uses the shit
around you in the gym

1080
00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:12,759
for people to sit on?

1081
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:13,927
It's the stupidest thing
I've ever seen.

1082
00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:16,563
Mad clunky. That was not
smooth motion either.

1083
00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:18,331
No, that was not.
That's not good.

1084
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:20,033
That was shake weight 2.0.

1085
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:21,368
It was like...

1086
00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,770
No, it's downright stupid.
It doesn't work.

1087
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,572
He's on a pull-up bar
riding the bike.

1088
00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,340
I'm-a tell you what he need.

1089
00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:30,143
A good fall.
He needs to do that shit --

1090
00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:31,244
He need a good fall.

1091
00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:34,214
He need one good fall
so somebody can go

1092
00:38:34,247 --> 00:38:36,149
that's why your stupid ass

1093
00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:38,351
need to stop picking up
the shit with them bands.

1094
00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,320
Sit down.
Sit your dumb ass
in the corner.

1095
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:43,356
Yeah.
But real quick, you got
one more clip, right, Terry?

1096
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:44,724
Yes, I do.

1097
00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:48,061
Most people work out before
their wedding, not during.

1098
00:38:48,094 --> 00:38:49,129
Check this out.

1099
00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:54,100
Oh, yeah.
Okay.

1100
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:55,568
You know what
I'm getting ready for.

1101
00:38:55,602 --> 00:38:57,070
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

1102
00:38:57,070 --> 00:38:58,304
You know what it's
about to be tonight.

1103
00:38:58,338 --> 00:38:59,472
Oh, no, no.
You know what it's about.

1104
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,707
You know what it is.
You know what it is.

1105
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:02,342
Oh, man, get ready.

1106
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:03,476
I said, I do, didn't I?

1107
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:05,011
Yo know what I'm saying?
Like, didn't I?

1108
00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:06,746
Didn't I say I do?
What'd you ask me?

1109
00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:08,815
Did we miss
the gym this morning?

1110
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:10,684
Do we take days off?
We don't take days off.

1111
00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:13,253
We don't take days off.
Then get the goddamn squat rack.

1112
00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:15,488
Let's show 'em.
Let's show 'em how we do it.

1113
00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,257
That's how you define
a marriage right there.

1114
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,492
A clean and jerk,
that's my marriage.

1115
00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:22,328
You clean, I'm the jerk.
By the way --

1116
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:23,530
I was thinking of a different
clean and jerk.

1117
00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:27,200
Who throws back out that way
during their marriage?

1118
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:28,268
On their honeymoon.

1119
00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:29,436
Yeah.
Before you even get to it.

1120
00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:31,671
Yeah, that ain't the type
of workout I want to do,

1121
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,373
not on --
not on that day.

1122
00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:34,908
You suppose to get to it
in a different way.

1123
00:39:34,941 --> 00:39:35,942
That's too much.
No belts.

1124
00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:37,043
They ain't have no belts on.

1125
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,478
She didn't have no belt,
right?

1126
00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:40,413
You don't recommend that.

1127
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:42,349
You suppose to have
a belt on.

1128
00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:43,616
Not at all.
No belt on.

1129
00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,618
T, thank you
for stopping by, Terry, man.

1130
00:39:45,652 --> 00:39:47,454
We always always
appreciate you.

1131
00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,722
Love you guys, man.

1132
00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,623
Love you, too, Terry.
We'll be back with more

1133
00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:53,793
"2022: Back That Year Up."

1134
00:39:53,827 --> 00:39:55,061
Back that year up,
I like it.

1135
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:56,596
Back that year up.

1136
00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:08,908
**

1137
00:40:08,942 --> 00:40:11,344
Oh, welcome back to
"2022: Back That Year Up."

1138
00:40:11,378 --> 00:40:13,079
Oh, wow. [ Chuckles ]

1139
00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:14,614
Listen, like most people,

1140
00:40:14,647 --> 00:40:17,250
you know, I spend way
too much time on social media.

1141
00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:19,319
Yeah, no shit.
You hit 150 million

1142
00:40:19,352 --> 00:40:20,720
Instagram followers
this year.

1143
00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,122
You don't do that
by digital detoxing.

1144
00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:23,590
Well, no, I know.
Okay.

1145
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:25,125
I can admit
I got a problem.

1146
00:40:25,158 --> 00:40:26,659
Alright. Well, let's talk
about some highlights

1147
00:40:26,693 --> 00:40:29,362
from the 2022 timeline
in our segment

1148
00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,998
Anti-Social Media.

1149
00:40:32,032 --> 00:40:33,400
This year, TikTokers
were doing

1150
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:36,202
all kinds of viral challenges
to chase clout.

1151
00:40:36,236 --> 00:40:38,038
These two tried
the Sprite Challenge

1152
00:40:38,071 --> 00:40:39,939
where you got to chug
a bottle of Sprite

1153
00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:41,041
without burping.

1154
00:40:41,074 --> 00:40:42,108
Let's see how they did.

1155
00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:45,845
I can't do it.

1156
00:40:45,879 --> 00:40:47,313
My tummy hurts.

1157
00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:52,452
[ Deep belching ]

1158
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:54,187
[ Spits ]

1159
00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,989
Oh.

1160
00:40:56,022 --> 00:40:58,792
Oh, good Lord.

1161
00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:01,961
That was Jabba
the Conjuring.

1162
00:41:02,062 --> 00:41:04,531
I had to mix two different
movies with that one.

1163
00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:05,899
Oh, goddamn.

1164
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:07,133
[ Imitates deep belching ]

1165
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,968
Can we hear that
one more time, please?
God.

1166
00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:10,470
Oh, my tummy hurts.

1167
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:13,573
I can't do it.
My tummy hurts.

1168
00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:16,242
Try it. Just -- Oh.

1169
00:41:16,276 --> 00:41:17,977
[ Deep belching ]

1170
00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:21,881
I was surprised a copious amount
of vomit didn't come out.

1171
00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:23,616
I'm really blown away
by that.

1172
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:24,751
That is disgusting.

1173
00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:26,419
That really just
burnt my balls.

1174
00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:30,457
That -- it's a stupid challenge
that gets a nasty result.

1175
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:32,892
That's a nasty result.
Nobody wants to hear
your nasty ass

1176
00:41:32,926 --> 00:41:34,728
burping like that.
Oh.

1177
00:41:34,761 --> 00:41:36,496
Now, a lot of people
use social media

1178
00:41:36,529 --> 00:41:38,298
to show off
their dance moves.

1179
00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:40,867
This guy was definitely
clogging up my feed.

1180
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,302
Okay.
Hey.

1181
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:44,104
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.

1182
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:45,472
Strong ankles.
Strong ankles.

1183
00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,941
Bitch.
Hey, strong ankles,
strong ankles.

1184
00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:50,443
Ho, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.

1185
00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,712
Get up on it,
get up on it.

1186
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,948
Bitch, what you want?
I'm getting back down.

1187
00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:56,716
I'm not tired.
By the way,

1188
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,219
this is one of the times
when you got to give a nod

1189
00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:00,286
to the white community.

1190
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,589
That may be...

1191
00:42:02,622 --> 00:42:04,391
I'm gonna say it,
that --

1192
00:42:04,424 --> 00:42:06,860
that display
of crip walking...
Mm-hmm.

1193
00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:09,262
...I will put that guy against
some of the best crip walkers.

1194
00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:10,630
I would line him up.
That you've ever seen.

1195
00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:12,332
I would line him up
with the best I've ever seen.

1196
00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,500
Put him up against Dub-C

1197
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:15,902
But you can't
give him our music.

1198
00:42:15,935 --> 00:42:18,071
You got to let him listen to
the shit that he listening to...

1199
00:42:18,071 --> 00:42:20,106
That's right.
...so that he stays
in that space.

1200
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:22,609
His authentic space.
We can put
our music over that.

1201
00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:25,345
We can later on dub our music
in and he's gonna match.

1202
00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:28,081
He learned it to them flutes.
Yeah.

1203
00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:31,217
I'm curious to know the song
that he was doing it to.

1204
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:32,819
It wasn't that one
that we were listening to.

1205
00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:34,621
No, it was a banjo.
A banjo was involved.

1206
00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:36,656
Yeah, definitely.
A banjo was involved
for sure,

1207
00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:37,857
but that was good.

1208
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,125
I would say probably, like,
Blues Traveler.

1209
00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:41,828
It's something --

1210
00:42:41,861 --> 00:42:43,997
It's something along
those lines, for sure.

1211
00:42:44,097 --> 00:42:45,365
But I got to give him credit
where credit is due.

1212
00:42:45,398 --> 00:42:47,233
That was amazing.
Oh, man, light on his feet.

1213
00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:48,468
Yeah.
Light on his feet.

1214
00:42:48,501 --> 00:42:49,869
Alright,
social media was once again

1215
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,105
a great place
to discover young rappers.

1216
00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:54,107
But don't sleep
on the greatest Generation.

1217
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,108
Take a look.

1218
00:42:55,141 --> 00:42:57,010
* Yeah hasta luego *

1219
00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:58,545
* To the boys in Tomago *

1220
00:42:58,578 --> 00:42:59,779
* Keep one eye open for... *

1221
00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:01,915
Oh, my God.
Okay.

1222
00:43:01,948 --> 00:43:04,918
That's Bone Thugs
and Osteoporosis.

1223
00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:09,389
**

1224
00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:10,690
* Bonjour to the birds
in France *

1225
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:14,060
Ah, that's Terry Bradshaw.

1226
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,495
That's a straight up
Terry Bradshaw.

1227
00:43:15,528 --> 00:43:16,763
Okay.

1228
00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:17,764
Wow.

1229
00:43:17,797 --> 00:43:19,899
Oh, here he come,
81 Savage.

1230
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,602
[ Laughter ]

1231
00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:26,106
**

1232
00:43:26,139 --> 00:43:27,774
Hey, represent.

1233
00:43:27,807 --> 00:43:31,478
Oh! Oh, that's Earth, Wind
and Retire right there.

1234
00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:33,079
Yeah, yeah.

1235
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,315
Oh.
That was actually pretty dope.

1236
00:43:35,348 --> 00:43:38,118
I like that. That was a Tribe
Called Quest Diagnostics.

1237
00:43:38,151 --> 00:43:39,519
I love that.

1238
00:43:39,552 --> 00:43:41,087
[ Laughter ]

1239
00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:44,324
House of Joint Pain
is what that was.

1240
00:43:44,357 --> 00:43:46,593
GoutKast.

1241
00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:50,930
That's Black Eyed Pees
Frequently.

1242
00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:52,432
Walk DMC.

1243
00:43:52,465 --> 00:43:54,634
Yeah.

1244
00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:56,369
That's good.
That's Good.

1245
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:57,704
Now, people post all kinds

1246
00:43:57,737 --> 00:43:59,739
of disturbing content
on social media.

1247
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:02,208
Consider this
your trigger warning.

1248
00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:03,610
Okay, so, in this --

1249
00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:06,046
Jesus!

1250
00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:07,347
[ Laughs ]

1251
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:08,948
You can't keep popping up
on me like that.

1252
00:44:09,049 --> 00:44:10,283
You do that too much.

1253
00:44:10,316 --> 00:44:12,218
That was like "The Ring."
Wait a second?

1254
00:44:12,252 --> 00:44:13,887
She popped up liked that
little girl in "The Ring."

1255
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,789
Play it -- play it again.
Let me see.

1256
00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:16,923
Okay, so, in this --

1257
00:44:16,956 --> 00:44:18,491
Jesus!
Oh, shit.

1258
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:19,759
Just appeared.
Yeah.

1259
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:20,927
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.

1260
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,529
You can't keep popping up
on me like that.

1261
00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:23,963
You do that too much.

1262
00:44:24,064 --> 00:44:26,066
It probably happens 10 times
a day at Nick Cannon's house.

1263
00:44:26,066 --> 00:44:28,501
Yeah. Oh, come on.
Soon to be 12, yeah.

1264
00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,403
Soon to be 12.

1265
00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,839
Kenan, I'm gonna say
something controversial.

1266
00:44:32,872 --> 00:44:34,140
Wouldn't be the first time.
I'm gonna do it.

1267
00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:35,208
I'm-a say it.
Come on with it.

1268
00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,476
Brace yourself.
I'm ready.

1269
00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:38,545
People act the goddamn fool
on the Internet.

1270
00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:40,980
Speak on it.
Hiding behind a screen

1271
00:44:41,081 --> 00:44:42,682
really brings out
the worst in people.

1272
00:44:42,716 --> 00:44:44,584
Yes, yes,
but sometimes the Internet

1273
00:44:44,617 --> 00:44:46,720
can also bring out
the best in us.

1274
00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:49,689
This is Trending Positive.

1275
00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,091
And here to help us
take a look

1276
00:44:51,124 --> 00:44:52,692
at the lighter side
of social media,

1277
00:44:52,726 --> 00:44:53,793
please welcome the star

1278
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:55,295
of Peacock's
"The Amber Ruffin Show" --

1279
00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:57,097
we got her, Amber Ruffin.

1280
00:44:57,130 --> 00:44:58,865
Amber.
Now, that's different.

1281
00:44:58,898 --> 00:45:00,600
I didn't know we had Amber.

1282
00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:01,935
Hey, Amber.
Thank you for being here.

1283
00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,036
Hi, guys.

1284
00:45:03,069 --> 00:45:04,804
Do you spend a lot of time
on social media?

1285
00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:10,043
Not much.
Maybe 15, 20 hours a day.

1286
00:45:10,076 --> 00:45:13,313
And for every 600 cringey,
racist videos out there,

1287
00:45:13,346 --> 00:45:17,050
there are one or two cute ones
that are slightly less racist.

1288
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,151
That's a lot of time.

1289
00:45:18,184 --> 00:45:20,120
That's a lot of racist.

1290
00:45:20,153 --> 00:45:22,889
So I've done some curating,
and I want to share

1291
00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:25,225
a few of my favorites
from this past year with you.

1292
00:45:25,258 --> 00:45:26,459
Let's look at it.
Yeah.

1293
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:29,195
This girl used her
social media platform to show us

1294
00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:33,333
that even farmers can have
annoying ass co-workers.

1295
00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:35,068
Whether it's a turtle
or a tortoise,

1296
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:36,069
then I would recommend --

1297
00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:37,771
Emmanuel.
Oh.

1298
00:45:37,804 --> 00:45:39,339
Disrespectful.
Yeah, I know you shooting.

1299
00:45:39,372 --> 00:45:40,507
Today, we are going
to be talking about --

1300
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:41,508
What's up?
Emmanuel, don't do it.

1301
00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:43,410
What's this about?
What they doing?

1302
00:45:43,443 --> 00:45:44,678
I hear you.
Hello?

1303
00:45:44,711 --> 00:45:46,079
Emmanuel.
You hear me?

1304
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:47,080
[ Trills ]
Emmanuel.

1305
00:45:47,113 --> 00:45:48,081
Look at this.

1306
00:45:48,114 --> 00:45:50,750
My name is Emmanuel,
damn it.

1307
00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:53,687
Emmanuel.
Alright.

1308
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,321
Emmanuel's gonna do
what he wants to do.

1309
00:45:55,355 --> 00:45:56,690
That's right.
Does it bother you

1310
00:45:56,723 --> 00:45:58,391
when certain people speak

1311
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:01,394
to certain animals
as if they're the same

1312
00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:04,030
in just responsiveness
as like a dog...

1313
00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:05,899
Or a person?
Yeah, or a person.

1314
00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:09,369
That thing did not understand
his name was Emmanuel.

1315
00:46:09,402 --> 00:46:10,837
No.

1316
00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:12,472
He didn't turn
around one time

1317
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:13,907
and give the look of, huh?

1318
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,575
He heard here say that
a million times,

1319
00:46:15,608 --> 00:46:16,710
but he don't know
what it means.

1320
00:46:16,743 --> 00:46:17,911
Emmanuel!

1321
00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:21,147
Or he understands
everything she's saying...

1322
00:46:21,181 --> 00:46:24,050
No.
...and doesn't give a fuck.

1323
00:46:24,050 --> 00:46:25,819
Can we recreate it in
and then zoom up close,

1324
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,354
like, way all the way up?

1325
00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,388
Okay.
You ready?

1326
00:46:28,421 --> 00:46:30,323
Hey, Emmanuel?

1327
00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:33,426
**

1328
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:34,828
Emmanuel.

1329
00:46:34,861 --> 00:46:36,463
No!

1330
00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:38,064
E--

1331
00:46:38,064 --> 00:46:41,101
E-- Emmanuel.

1332
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:44,070
Emmanuel?

1333
00:46:44,070 --> 00:46:47,073
Emmanuel, I said no.

1334
00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:50,143
E-Emmanuel, no.

1335
00:46:50,176 --> 00:46:52,612
[ Laughter ]

1336
00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:55,582
That was a goddamn perfect
impression

1337
00:46:55,615 --> 00:46:57,117
of a goddamn goose.

1338
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:59,419
What was that?
That was weird ass
goose monster.

1339
00:46:59,452 --> 00:47:01,287
Is it evil?

1340
00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:02,655
What you got next,
Amber?

1341
00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:05,091
This next clip is very,
very sweet,

1342
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:07,093
because no matter
how old you get,

1343
00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:10,697
you're always mom's
little boy.

1344
00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:12,098
Is it because...

1345
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:15,669
**

1346
00:47:15,702 --> 00:47:17,804
It's my mom.
Hold on.

1347
00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:20,373
Hi, baby.
Hi.

1348
00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:22,842
I'm trying to work right now and
you over there calling my phone.

1349
00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:24,310
This is Deangelo.
You can say hi.

1350
00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:25,679
You change your britches?

1351
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,313
Don't be holding up traffic
because you got cars...

1352
00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,049
You got fresh britches?

1353
00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:31,317
Now, I know you said
you was working,

1354
00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:35,188
but you've been lying
the last three times.

1355
00:47:35,221 --> 00:47:36,723
His mom was human Emmanuel.

1356
00:47:36,756 --> 00:47:38,725
That was human Emmanuel
popping up there.

1357
00:47:38,758 --> 00:47:42,262
[ Laughter ]

1358
00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:43,396
Oh, that's great.

1359
00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:45,765
Oh, that's what happens
when you speak English.

1360
00:47:45,799 --> 00:47:47,400
He basically politely
told his mom

1361
00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:48,802
"Get the fuck
out of the shot."

1362
00:47:48,835 --> 00:47:51,071
Get your stupid ass
out of here, mom.

1363
00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:53,840
Alright, okay.
I bet she does that
of aspects of his life.

1364
00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:55,742
Yeah.
"I brought you juice."

1365
00:47:55,775 --> 00:47:57,610
Well, Amber,
what else you got for us?

1366
00:47:57,644 --> 00:47:59,145
Until this next clip,

1367
00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:02,849
I never knew that the "T" in
T-ball stands for "twerk."

1368
00:48:02,882 --> 00:48:05,685
**

1369
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,053
Hey.
Hey.

1370
00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:09,823
Hey. Hey.

1371
00:48:09,856 --> 00:48:11,491
Feeling it.
Uh, Uh.

1372
00:48:11,524 --> 00:48:12,926
He about to strike out.

1373
00:48:13,026 --> 00:48:17,063
Uh, uh, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop.

1374
00:48:17,097 --> 00:48:19,499
They need to watch what
that little boy is watching.

1375
00:48:19,532 --> 00:48:21,568
Hey, hey, hey.

1376
00:48:21,601 --> 00:48:24,337
Come on now.
Hey, ah, ah.

1377
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:26,773
* I'm loose, I'm nasty *

1378
00:48:26,806 --> 00:48:29,509
* I'm loose, I'm nasty *

1379
00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:31,044
Yeah, yeah.

1380
00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:32,746
Don't let the nasty man
to the plate.

1381
00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:34,047
Oh, my God.

1382
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,516
What was he listening to
when he was walking out?

1383
00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:38,485
He was listening to
Luke, "Pop That Pussy."

1384
00:48:38,518 --> 00:48:42,389
That was a clear...
"Pop That --" "Pop That Pussy."

1385
00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:44,324
...a clear match.

1386
00:48:44,357 --> 00:48:45,925
Amber, we have to say
thank you.

1387
00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:48,161
Always we appreciate you
for joining us.

1388
00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:49,362
The world needs more of you

1389
00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:51,197
because you provide
needed laughter.

1390
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,500
Keep doing you, girl
We love you.

1391
00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:55,235
[ Cheers and applause ]

1392
00:48:55,268 --> 00:48:58,972
Now, since we're talking about
feel good videos from 2022,

1393
00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:01,207
we have saved
the best for last.

1394
00:49:01,241 --> 00:49:03,043
Of course, I'm talking
about the Corn Kid.

1395
00:49:03,076 --> 00:49:04,744
Now, if you've been living
under a rock

1396
00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:08,448
or trapped in the corn maze,
Corn Kid broke the Internet

1397
00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:10,817
when he was asked to describe
his favorite food.

1398
00:49:10,850 --> 00:49:12,419
Check it out.

1399
00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:15,088
I really like corn.

1400
00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:16,389
Mmm, corn.

1401
00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,824
This corn is awesome!

1402
00:49:17,857 --> 00:49:18,858
Can you describe corn
to someone

1403
00:49:18,892 --> 00:49:20,026
who's never tasted it before?

1404
00:49:20,026 --> 00:49:22,796
A big lump with knobs.

1405
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:25,765
It has the juice.
Look at this thing.

1406
00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:28,034
I can't imagine
a more beautiful thing.

1407
00:49:28,034 --> 00:49:29,402
Yeah.
It's corn!

1408
00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:31,137
It's corn.
Corn.

1409
00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:34,040
I hope you have
a corn-tastic day.

1410
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:35,542
Corn.
Corn.

1411
00:49:35,575 --> 00:49:37,744
[ Munching ]
Corn.

1412
00:49:37,777 --> 00:49:40,046
Well, we have
a very special guest.

1413
00:49:40,046 --> 00:49:41,514
I'm starstruck already.

1414
00:49:41,548 --> 00:49:44,050
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Corn Kid.

1415
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,251
Oh, my God.

1416
00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:47,220
It's corn, there he is

1417
00:49:47,253 --> 00:49:48,588
It's corn.
What's up, bud?

1418
00:49:48,621 --> 00:49:50,557
There he is.
Oh, listen, man.

1419
00:49:50,590 --> 00:49:52,125
I am amazing.

1420
00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:54,394
Yes, you are amazing.
Yes, you are.

1421
00:49:54,427 --> 00:49:56,262
First of all,
I'm loving the tooth.

1422
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:57,964
I see what you do there,
man.

1423
00:49:58,064 --> 00:49:59,466
Yeah, yeah.
He grew it in.

1424
00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:00,500
Grew it in.

1425
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:02,202
Now, Tariq,
you be honest with us.

1426
00:50:02,235 --> 00:50:05,572
Do you still like corn or are
you kind of sick of it by now?

1427
00:50:05,605 --> 00:50:07,474
I still love corn.

1428
00:50:07,507 --> 00:50:09,042
Yeah.
It's got the juice.

1429
00:50:09,075 --> 00:50:10,577
Yeah. Come on, now.

1430
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:12,579
You know why
that boy like corn.

1431
00:50:12,612 --> 00:50:14,114
Little buttons
with knobs.

1432
00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:15,448
Yeah.
You got to eat the corn.

1433
00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:16,449
I know what it is.

1434
00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:18,118
This is so exciting.

1435
00:50:18,151 --> 00:50:21,888
I get to meet
the actual Kenan and Kel.

1436
00:50:21,921 --> 00:50:26,326
Like, so funny
and make me cracking up.

1437
00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:30,663
Did you -- And, like, Kel,
you, like...

1438
00:50:33,466 --> 00:50:36,169
I saw you and [Indistinct]

1439
00:50:36,202 --> 00:50:39,239
Yeah, well, the good thing is,
I mean, we both here.

1440
00:50:39,272 --> 00:50:43,076
So go ahead and ask me what
you see that I did.

1441
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:44,110
[ Chuckles ]

1442
00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:46,379
You know.

1443
00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,114
Your favorite drink...

1444
00:50:55,555 --> 00:50:56,923
This boy don't know
nothing I did.

1445
00:50:56,956 --> 00:50:58,124
Not on Nickelodeon.

1446
00:50:58,158 --> 00:50:59,359
That boy don't know
nothing I did.

1447
00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:01,061
So what do you think
of a guy named Kevin Hart?

1448
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:03,396
You heard of --
You heard of Kevin Hart before?

1449
00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,198
[ Laughter ]

1450
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,468
You know -- you know,
Kevin Hart?

1451
00:51:08,501 --> 00:51:11,404
He did "Jumanji"
with The Rock.

1452
00:51:11,438 --> 00:51:12,906
Yeah.

1453
00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,847
Oh, nice.
But you not
is what you saying?

1454
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,082
Okay.

1455
00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:24,617
Now, you were in
the Macy's Day Parade.

1456
00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:26,486
What was the
Jolly Green Giant like?

1457
00:51:26,519 --> 00:51:27,721
Is he a nice guy?

1458
00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:30,190
Yes.
Okay, good.
Short answer for that one.

1459
00:51:30,223 --> 00:51:33,793
Oh, wait, I forgot one more
thing about Kevin Hart.

1460
00:51:33,827 --> 00:51:38,098
Like, when I see Kevin Hart
could my sister,

1461
00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:40,900
like, see him and say hi?

1462
00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:42,702
I would love to say
hi to your sister,

1463
00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:44,437
but I'm just trying
to be clear.

1464
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:47,907
Are you a fan or not?
Like, what's happening, man?

1465
00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:52,412
You probably know this Kel,
but I don't even know

1466
00:51:52,445 --> 00:51:54,647
Kevin Hart until you
told me this.

1467
00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:57,183
He keeps --
This is Kevin Hart.

1468
00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:58,551
He keep calling me Kel.

1469
00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:00,120
I know, but you're not.

1470
00:52:00,153 --> 00:52:02,322
He thinks I'm Kel.
You're Kevin Hart.

1471
00:52:02,355 --> 00:52:04,724
No, he thinks that
this is Nickelodeon

1472
00:52:04,758 --> 00:52:08,461
and you and I are doing a whole
thing from "Good Burger"

1473
00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:09,696
and all that.

1474
00:52:09,729 --> 00:52:11,097
You need to set him straight,
okay?

1475
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,499
Okay. I'm --
I'm serious, man.

1476
00:52:12,532 --> 00:52:14,367
I'm getting hot.

1477
00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:16,636
Tariq, just --
just a sidebar.

1478
00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,506
Come closer to the camera
so I can whisper in your...

1479
00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:21,875
[ Whispering ] This is --
this Kevin Hart right here.

1480
00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:24,611
Kevin -- Kevin is really,
really famous and powerful.

1481
00:52:24,644 --> 00:52:26,079
Tell him, man.

1482
00:52:26,079 --> 00:52:28,348
So you got to give him
his respect and his props.

1483
00:52:28,381 --> 00:52:30,550
Say you like "Jumanji."
That's all you got to say.

1484
00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:31,651
Yeah, man.

1485
00:52:31,685 --> 00:52:33,319
Okay.
But, like...

1486
00:52:38,525 --> 00:52:39,726
Okay, alright.

1487
00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:40,727
Yup.

1488
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,795
Somebody just --
Embrace it.

1489
00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:43,596
somebody just lost
a year's subscription

1490
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:46,099
corn, and I was gonna --
I was gonna race you.

1491
00:52:46,099 --> 00:52:47,434
He was gonna race you
with lots of corn.

1492
00:52:47,467 --> 00:52:48,968
With a whole bunch of corn.

1493
00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:51,404
Tariq, we are so happy for you

1494
00:52:51,438 --> 00:52:52,772
and all the success
that you've had.

1495
00:52:52,806 --> 00:52:54,274
More importantly,
what we love

1496
00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:55,742
is that you would
just be yourself.

1497
00:52:55,775 --> 00:52:59,412
This is Kel signing out.
Yeah.

1498
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:01,448
Absolutely, absolutely.
Yeah.

1499
00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:02,582
Thank you, Tariq.

1500
00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:04,317
Don't cancel your
Peacock subscription.

1501
00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:07,087
We will be right back
with more Nickelodeon.

1502
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:11,057
[ Laughter ]

1503
00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:18,898
Welcome back to
"2020 Back That Year."

1504
00:53:18,932 --> 00:53:20,133
That's right.

1505
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,769
This year, the economy
was all over the place.

1506
00:53:22,802 --> 00:53:25,372
Gas prices went up,
crypto went down

1507
00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:27,173
and the McRib
went out to pasture.

1508
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:28,775
RIP, RIB.

1509
00:53:28,808 --> 00:53:31,411
RIP to the RIB.
We lost a good one.

1510
00:53:31,444 --> 00:53:34,381
But guys, it's time for us
to get All Up in Your Business.

1511
00:53:37,117 --> 00:53:39,953
This year, Tucker Carlson
could not contain his rage

1512
00:53:39,986 --> 00:53:42,622
at one of the biggest hot
button issues facing

1513
00:53:42,655 --> 00:53:44,357
corporate America of 2022.

1514
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:46,760
The brown M&M has,
"transitioned

1515
00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:50,130
from high stilettos
to lower block heels."

1516
00:53:50,163 --> 00:53:53,266
Also, less sexy.
That's progress.

1517
00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:54,668
M&Ms will not be satisfied

1518
00:53:54,701 --> 00:53:56,603
until every last
cartoon character

1519
00:53:56,636 --> 00:54:00,440
is deeply unappealing
and totally androgynous.

1520
00:54:00,473 --> 00:54:02,842
What? What's happening?
What the fuck
was he talking about, man?

1521
00:54:02,876 --> 00:54:04,944
What?
What just happened?

1522
00:54:05,045 --> 00:54:07,113
He knows we're not supposed
to fuck M&Ms, right?

1523
00:54:07,147 --> 00:54:09,315
I don't know.
I don't know.

1524
00:54:09,349 --> 00:54:10,917
I don't know if he knows
that or not, Kenan

1525
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:12,185
Jesus Christ.
Alright.

1526
00:54:12,218 --> 00:54:14,788
Now, the metaverse
was already a thing,

1527
00:54:14,821 --> 00:54:16,956
but this year it got
a lot more powerful.

1528
00:54:17,057 --> 00:54:19,959
Listen to this virtual human
talk about virtual reality.

1529
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:21,494
There's one more feature
coming soon

1530
00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,197
that's probably the most
requested feature

1531
00:54:24,230 --> 00:54:26,066
on our roadmap.

1532
00:54:26,066 --> 00:54:27,267
Legs.

1533
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,535
Oh, my God. Legs.

1534
00:54:28,568 --> 00:54:29,769
Alright.

1535
00:54:29,803 --> 00:54:32,872
How do you look unathletic
in the metaverse, right?

1536
00:54:32,906 --> 00:54:35,241
That's where you make yourself
look like the shit.
You can make yourself
look like anything.

1537
00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:37,410
Yeah, you got to give yourself
bunnies in the metaverse.

1538
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:38,578
Drew yourself still unathletic.

1539
00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:41,081
This jackass still gave
hisself a white man jump.

1540
00:54:41,081 --> 00:54:43,783
Look, virtual reality
is about to be our new reality,

1541
00:54:43,817 --> 00:54:44,784
and that's the truth.

1542
00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:46,653
And guys, I'm not so sure

1543
00:54:46,686 --> 00:54:48,121
it's the world
that I want to live in.

1544
00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,323
Check out this guy
using a VR headset

1545
00:54:50,357 --> 00:54:51,591
to ride a roller coaster.

1546
00:54:51,624 --> 00:54:54,728
[ Laughter ]

1547
00:54:54,761 --> 00:54:55,995
[ Screaming ]

1548
00:54:56,096 --> 00:54:57,564
Oh, come on, bro.

1549
00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:58,732
Come on.
Come on now.

1550
00:54:58,765 --> 00:55:01,067
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.

1551
00:55:01,101 --> 00:55:02,335
Get your stupid ass.

1552
00:55:02,369 --> 00:55:03,670
Yo.
Yo.

1553
00:55:03,703 --> 00:55:04,671
Yo.

1554
00:55:04,704 --> 00:55:07,540
You got on a seat belt,
Todd

1555
00:55:07,574 --> 00:55:08,842
Is that a roller coaster?

1556
00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:10,677
Look. Look at this.

1557
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:12,412
You sure that's a roller
coaster he's watching?

1558
00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:15,181
You know what you
just stood in, jackass.

1559
00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:16,883
Oh, God.
Ain't that much virtual
in the world.

1560
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:17,951
No, it's not, man.

1561
00:55:18,051 --> 00:55:20,053
We can barely handle
our actual reality.

1562
00:55:20,053 --> 00:55:22,922
Here's the thing. Do humans need
to be making another reality?

1563
00:55:22,956 --> 00:55:25,291
That's a real question.
I mean, sometimes the virtual

1564
00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:26,893
gets a little too real.

1565
00:55:26,926 --> 00:55:28,528
Blue 42, hut!

1566
00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:30,797
Man: Yo, keep your head down
and then...

1567
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:36,169
Boom. Oh, you already
knew that was coming.

1568
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,304
You know good and damn
hell well you ain't

1569
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:39,906
in no real football game.

1570
00:55:39,939 --> 00:55:41,508
Blue 42, hut!

1571
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:44,411
Stop trying to act
like you're about to just have

1572
00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:47,247
all the access
to a 100-yard field...

1573
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,517
He was going --
...in 2,500-square-feet house.

1574
00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:52,619
He was gonna the sideline
to talk to his coach

1575
00:55:52,652 --> 00:55:54,454
about the next play.
Hey, coach.

1576
00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:56,289
What do you think
we should run next?

1577
00:55:56,322 --> 00:55:59,092
He was so embedded
into the game.

1578
00:55:59,092 --> 00:56:01,027
"Coach, I can't hear you.
The crowd's too loud.

1579
00:56:01,027 --> 00:56:02,696
You got to call it in."
I'm-a run over there.

1580
00:56:02,729 --> 00:56:06,232
You want me to come over there?
Okay.

1581
00:56:06,266 --> 00:56:08,702
Coach,
you want me to come to you?

1582
00:56:08,735 --> 00:56:10,770
I'm-a come to you.

1583
00:56:10,804 --> 00:56:12,372
I bet that shit wasn't
even turned on.

1584
00:56:12,405 --> 00:56:15,141
[ Laughter ]

1585
00:56:15,175 --> 00:56:18,311
Oh, God.
That's why don't select
Cooper Manning as your QB.

1586
00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:19,813
Yeah. [ Laughs ]

1587
00:56:19,846 --> 00:56:22,816
In 2021,
Elon Musk hosted "SNL,"

1588
00:56:22,849 --> 00:56:25,285
but in 2022
he was getting laughs

1589
00:56:25,318 --> 00:56:26,519
for all the wrong reasons.

1590
00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:28,855
And after buying
Twitter for $44 billion,

1591
00:56:28,888 --> 00:56:31,057
the boss baby showed up
at the offices

1592
00:56:31,091 --> 00:56:32,425
to really rub it
in their faces.

1593
00:56:35,795 --> 00:56:36,796
"You can't help
but let that sink in."

1594
00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:37,897
Who is this?

1595
00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:39,466
He's a prop comic now?

1596
00:56:39,499 --> 00:56:41,835
I mean,
the man fired 11,000

1597
00:56:41,868 --> 00:56:43,470
Twitter employees,
and now he's coming

1598
00:56:43,503 --> 00:56:44,571
for Carrot Top, too?

1599
00:56:44,604 --> 00:56:46,539
By the way, look,
the guy has 10 kids.

1600
00:56:46,573 --> 00:56:48,141
No wonder why
he's workshopping dad jokes.

1601
00:56:48,174 --> 00:56:49,909
You got to understand that.

1602
00:56:49,943 --> 00:56:52,379
Whenever something
big happens on Twitter,

1603
00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:54,681
Black Twitter
always has a reaction.

1604
00:56:54,714 --> 00:56:57,083
Black Twitter is
a thing, it's huge.

1605
00:56:57,117 --> 00:56:58,785
Okay? Huger than huge.

1606
00:56:58,818 --> 00:57:02,222
And when Black Twitter
goes ham, everybody reacts.

1607
00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,490
So right now, ladies, gentlemen,

1608
00:57:03,523 --> 00:57:05,325
I got somebody that you
want to hear from.

1609
00:57:05,358 --> 00:57:07,861
Our next guest,
please welcome,

1610
00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:09,295
Black Twitter himself.

1611
00:57:09,329 --> 00:57:10,930
Black Twitter.
Good to see you, man.

1612
00:57:11,031 --> 00:57:12,032
How are you, sir?
How you doing, gentlemen.

1613
00:57:12,032 --> 00:57:13,033
How you doing, man?

1614
00:57:13,033 --> 00:57:14,200
Always blessed,
never stressed,

1615
00:57:14,234 --> 00:57:15,502
even if the Lord gave
me less.

1616
00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:17,037
Happy to be hear.
I know that's right.

1617
00:57:17,037 --> 00:57:18,038
Black Twitter's
in the building.

1618
00:57:18,038 --> 00:57:20,206
I know that's right.
Indeed, indeed.

1619
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,941
Alright.
Well, question number one.

1620
00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,210
Can you tell the people
that don't understand

1621
00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:25,745
why we need Black Twitter?

1622
00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:27,313
Regular Twitter
is always showing shit

1623
00:57:27,347 --> 00:57:28,748
that Black people
don't care about.

1624
00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:31,651
Like, you know, white girls with
flat answers trying to twerk.

1625
00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:34,521
You got people trying to justify
to insurrection up and down

1626
00:57:34,554 --> 00:57:36,256
Twitter,
and you got clips from that

1627
00:57:36,289 --> 00:57:38,058
boring ass show "The Crown."

1628
00:57:38,058 --> 00:57:39,826
It's a little dry.
I don't want to see it.

1629
00:57:39,859 --> 00:57:41,494
Only crown Black people care
about is Crown Royal.

1630
00:57:41,528 --> 00:57:42,896
I heard that.
Mm-hmm.

1631
00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,631
And not apple either.
The regular one.

1632
00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:47,233
No, no. So you can put your
clippers in the bag.

1633
00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:48,835
Put your clippers in the bag.
Yeah, you keep the bag.

1634
00:57:48,868 --> 00:57:49,836
That's actually true.

1635
00:57:49,869 --> 00:57:51,671
I use the bag
to carry my stuff.

1636
00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:53,106
To keep your clippers, yeah.

1637
00:57:53,139 --> 00:57:54,808
Yeah, keep your
razors sharp.

1638
00:57:54,841 --> 00:57:56,676
I put my change
in my bag.

1639
00:57:56,710 --> 00:57:58,244
Yeah, keep some change in it.

1640
00:57:58,278 --> 00:57:59,746
You can put a few things.

1641
00:57:59,779 --> 00:58:01,581
Good to know.
Condoms when I was younger.

1642
00:58:01,614 --> 00:58:03,083
Oh, my God, Kenan,
it just hit me.

1643
00:58:03,116 --> 00:58:04,217
It just hit me.

1644
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,652
You know who
Black Twitter look like?

1645
00:58:05,685 --> 00:58:09,089
Who?
What's the guy --
what's the guy from "The Wire?"

1646
00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:11,024
Clay Davis.
Clay -- Shit.

1647
00:58:11,057 --> 00:58:12,525
Clay Davis, you in
the goddamn building?

1648
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:14,027
Hey, shit.

1649
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,195
My name is Black Twitter.

1650
00:58:15,228 --> 00:58:17,030
I'm here to talk
about Black Twitter.

1651
00:58:17,030 --> 00:58:18,298
Ah!
If we could proceed?

1652
00:58:18,331 --> 00:58:19,833
Sorry, Black Twitter.
Shit.

1653
00:58:19,866 --> 00:58:22,602
We just giving you shit.

1654
00:58:22,635 --> 00:58:23,603
Now, seriously,
Black Twitter.

1655
00:58:23,636 --> 00:58:25,038
This is an essential
conversation...

1656
00:58:25,071 --> 00:58:27,040
You're right.
You're absolutely right.

1657
00:58:27,073 --> 00:58:30,643
We gonna get back to it.
...about the Black diaspora
on social media.

1658
00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:32,345
That's right.
Let's get back to the diaspora.

1659
00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:34,047
If ain't nobody gonna talk about
it, we gonna talk about it.

1660
00:58:34,047 --> 00:58:35,749
You know.
Listen,
what I want you to do

1661
00:58:35,782 --> 00:58:37,817
is let these people know
what kind of content

1662
00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:38,818
is on Black Twitter.

1663
00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:39,819
Well, I mean,
there's a lot

1664
00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:40,954
of different
things on Black Twitter.

1665
00:58:41,054 --> 00:58:43,056
There's, you know,
trendy dances, of course.

1666
00:58:43,056 --> 00:58:45,325
There's soul food recipes
for the holidays,

1667
00:58:45,358 --> 00:58:47,594
how to legally
avoid paying debt,

1668
00:58:47,627 --> 00:58:49,062
how to hide money
from the government,

1669
00:58:49,062 --> 00:58:50,897
and of course, hilarious clips
of "Family Feud."

1670
00:58:50,930 --> 00:58:52,065
Hilarious clips
of "Family Feud."

1671
00:58:52,098 --> 00:58:53,333
Very funny.
Yes, yes

1672
00:58:53,366 --> 00:58:55,769
Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey, shout out.

1673
00:58:55,802 --> 00:58:57,137
Shout out to Steve.

1674
00:58:57,170 --> 00:58:59,172
Now, I have
a non-Black friend.

1675
00:58:59,205 --> 00:59:00,607
Can he join Black Twitter?

1676
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,475
Oh, for sure.
For sure.

1677
00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:05,812
As long as their name
doesn't end in an E-R.

1678
00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:09,082
We talking Connor, Tucker,
Tanner, Candace Owens.

1679
00:59:09,115 --> 00:59:10,884
[ Indistinct talking ]

1680
00:59:10,917 --> 00:59:12,419
Hey, you know what, man?

1681
00:59:12,452 --> 00:59:15,055
You know, you need some white
people on Black Twitter, right?

1682
00:59:15,088 --> 00:59:17,791
The reason why? So you can
ask them questions like,

1683
00:59:17,824 --> 00:59:19,292
do white people
have cousins?

1684
00:59:19,325 --> 00:59:21,394
I don't know.
I just don't know.

1685
00:59:21,428 --> 00:59:23,363
These are good points
you make, Brother Kevin.

1686
00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:26,666
And I think that we need people
of all races on Black Twitter,

1687
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,936
which is why we allow people
of all races on Black Twitter,

1688
00:59:30,036 --> 00:59:33,373
but only if they can answer a
couple of qualifying questions.

1689
00:59:33,406 --> 00:59:34,541
Okay.

1690
00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:36,109
Do you wash your chicken
with soap?

1691
00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:38,345
Do you shower your legs
when you shower?

1692
00:59:38,378 --> 00:59:39,846
Got to get the legs.
Yeah, you got to do that.

1693
00:59:39,879 --> 00:59:42,615
Can you name at least
four members of New Edition?

1694
00:59:42,649 --> 00:59:44,617
Yeah.
What color is Jesus?

1695
00:59:44,651 --> 00:59:46,453
And is R. Kelly innocent?

1696
00:59:46,486 --> 00:59:48,421
Oh, come on. Now the last one,
that's not fair.

1697
00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:50,857
That's easy. Nobody thinks
R. Kelly is innocent.

1698
00:59:50,890 --> 00:59:52,792
Oh, I know that,
but if they say, yes, he is,

1699
00:59:52,826 --> 00:59:54,427
then I know they just
trying to kiss my ass.

1700
00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:55,795
Ah.
That's true,
that's very true.

1701
00:59:55,829 --> 00:59:57,931
That's the trap.
Here's a question for you all.

1702
00:59:57,964 --> 01:00:02,635
Who was the fifth
member of Jodeci?

1703
01:00:02,669 --> 01:00:03,636
Shit.

1704
01:00:03,670 --> 01:00:05,505
Fifth member?

1705
01:00:05,538 --> 01:00:07,907
I want to say Diwan.

1706
01:00:07,941 --> 01:00:10,176
K-Ci, JoJo,
DeVanté, Gavin.

1707
01:00:10,210 --> 01:00:12,012
There's one more member
of Jodeci.

1708
01:00:12,045 --> 01:00:14,047
Did you say Gavin or Dalvin?

1709
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,217
You know the one.
Gavin, yeah.

1710
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,551
The fifth member?

1711
01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:19,853
And then there was
one more of Jodeci.

1712
01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:21,888
Earl. Earl.

1713
01:00:21,921 --> 01:00:23,156
Big Earl.
Big Earl.

1714
01:00:23,189 --> 01:00:25,225
Cocaine.
Cocaine.

1715
01:00:25,258 --> 01:00:26,826
Goddamn, yeah.

1716
01:00:26,860 --> 01:00:28,995
Cocaine.
Yeah, yeah.

1717
01:00:29,029 --> 01:00:31,297
It was on the tip of my nose.
I was gonna say it.

1718
01:00:31,331 --> 01:00:32,732
I was about to say it.

1719
01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:34,868
Played a valuable part
in that group's success.

1720
01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:36,369
Last question.

1721
01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:39,873
Elon Musk paying
$44 billion for Twitter, right?

1722
01:00:39,906 --> 01:00:41,174
How much would you
sell Black Twitter for?

1723
01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:42,308
$1,500.

1724
01:00:42,342 --> 01:00:43,843
Okay, that was quick.
That was a second.

1725
01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:45,011
That was a quick $1,500.
Come on.

1726
01:00:45,045 --> 01:00:46,946
You worth more than that.
Don't you think?

1727
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:48,682
Yeah, I'm worth more than that,
but I need --

1728
01:00:48,715 --> 01:00:49,949
I need rent money
right now.

1729
01:00:49,983 --> 01:00:51,084
I feel you. I feel you.
Alright.

1730
01:00:51,117 --> 01:00:52,686
Well, Black Twitter,
everybody.

1731
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,320
Black Twitter.

1732
01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:55,789
Thank you.

1733
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,757
Hey, hey, wait. Black Twitter,
were you going?

1734
01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,426
You can stay.
Hang out.

1735
01:00:59,459 --> 01:01:00,794
Shit.

1736
01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:02,395
I knew it.

1737
01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:03,930
I knew that was him.
I knew that was Clay Davis.

1738
01:01:03,963 --> 01:01:05,098
It was Clay Davis.

1739
01:01:05,131 --> 01:01:07,200
Stick around, people.
We'll be right back.

1740
01:01:07,233 --> 01:01:08,802
Narrator:
Now streaming on Peacock.

1741
01:01:08,835 --> 01:01:11,304
Herschel Walker lost
his campaign for senator,

1742
01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:14,441
but now he's found
a new way to serve Georgia.

1743
01:01:14,474 --> 01:01:17,510
* I'm Herschel Walker,
Texas Georgia Ranger *

1744
01:01:17,544 --> 01:01:20,647
* And to talking good,
I am a stranger *

1745
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,385
* A lot of people
blaming it on CTE *

1746
01:01:25,418 --> 01:01:26,486
* What's that spell? *

1747
01:01:26,519 --> 01:01:29,389
* But in this town,
I am the boss. *

1748
01:01:29,422 --> 01:01:32,459
* No abortion at any cost *

1749
01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:36,996
* Unless it's for women
who got pregnant by me *

1750
01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:38,431
* What's that smell? *

1751
01:01:38,465 --> 01:01:41,434
* I'm a south eastern
equalizer, right? *

1752
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:44,637
* Ain't never been shot
by Moderna or Pfizer *

1753
01:01:44,671 --> 01:01:47,440
* I tore it up in USFL games *

1754
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:50,377
* I got four kids
but don't know their names *

1755
01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:53,546
* I call bullshit
on a climate changer *

1756
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:58,251
* Because I'm Herschel Walker,
Texas Georgia Ranger *

1757
01:01:58,284 --> 01:02:00,887
Narrator: Premieres
first trimester 2023.

1758
01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:07,460
Thompson: Welcome back to
"2022: Back That Year Up."

1759
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,895
You know, after two years
in lockdown,

1760
01:02:08,928 --> 01:02:12,866
people spent $58 billion
on weddings in 2022.

1761
01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:16,236
And most of that, well,
it was Ben and J.Lo.

1762
01:02:16,269 --> 01:02:19,839
This is Love after Lockdown.

1763
01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,508
People were making up
for lost time

1764
01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:22,809
and they came to party,

1765
01:02:22,842 --> 01:02:24,377
especially the drunk Uncle.

1766
01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:25,412
[ Indistinct shouting ]

1767
01:02:25,445 --> 01:02:28,081
Man:
It's right on his hand.

1768
01:02:28,114 --> 01:02:29,349
This is going bad.

1769
01:02:29,382 --> 01:02:30,617
This is bad.

1770
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:31,885
Oh, you done lit it
on fire.

1771
01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:32,986
Look at your stupid ass.

1772
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:34,287
You're on fire immediately.

1773
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,722
Stupid ass.
All because you're dancing.

1774
01:02:35,755 --> 01:02:37,357
Well, let
the motherfucker burn, then.

1775
01:02:37,390 --> 01:02:38,692
It's like whatever.

1776
01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:39,993
What you?
Oh, you just trying to...

1777
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:41,094
What are you doing?
With your arm.

1778
01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,463
Now you got
your dumb ass on fire.

1779
01:02:43,496 --> 01:02:44,464
Get your dumb ass
out of the fire.

1780
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:46,866
Hold on, hold on.

1781
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,935
Look at this,
still dancing.
Yeah.

1782
01:02:48,968 --> 01:02:51,971
This is a rental tuxedo.
I don't care.

1783
01:02:52,005 --> 01:02:54,274
What y'all panicking for?
Ain't nothing but a flame.

1784
01:02:54,307 --> 01:02:57,577
Ah! Put it out,
and then keep the party going.

1785
01:02:57,610 --> 01:02:59,012
You know, sometimes
the best man

1786
01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:00,747
is not the best man
for the job.

1787
01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:03,616
**

1788
01:03:03,650 --> 01:03:05,418
Zoom in on those.

1789
01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:07,354
Shh.

1790
01:03:07,387 --> 01:03:08,455
Was I loud?
Yeah.

1791
01:03:08,488 --> 01:03:10,056
Are you fucking dumb,
dude?

1792
01:03:10,056 --> 01:03:11,324
I can't hear
with the music.

1793
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,495
You're a fucking asshole,
dude.

1794
01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:17,063
Dude, the music,
I can't hear.

1795
01:03:17,063 --> 01:03:20,633
I'm fucking
mic'd up also.

1796
01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:22,535
You just yelled into it.

1797
01:03:22,569 --> 01:03:25,638
You're an idiot.

1798
01:03:25,672 --> 01:03:27,073
What the fuck, Jake?

1799
01:03:27,073 --> 01:03:29,075
Well, that was definitely
crazy,

1800
01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:32,545
and we actually have someone
who was at that wedding.

1801
01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:36,383
One of the other bridesmaids,
please welcome Kayliana.

1802
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:38,084
Oh, wow, we have
one of the bridesmaids here.

1803
01:03:38,084 --> 01:03:39,419
Hi.

1804
01:03:39,452 --> 01:03:40,653
Oh, hey.
Hey.

1805
01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:43,890
Kayliana.
Oh, hey.

1806
01:03:43,923 --> 01:03:45,725
Oh, my God.
I'm just kidding.

1807
01:03:45,759 --> 01:03:47,861
Good to see you.
[ Laughs ]

1808
01:03:47,894 --> 01:03:51,798
So, Kayliana,
am I pronouncing that correctly?

1809
01:03:51,831 --> 01:03:53,833
It's close enough.
Okay, good.

1810
01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:55,402
Thank you for coming on.
Mm-hmm.

1811
01:03:55,435 --> 01:03:57,971
I bet you might be upset
with that groomsman

1812
01:03:58,004 --> 01:03:59,472
for how he talked
about your friend.

1813
01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:01,508
Mm...

1814
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:02,609
No, I'm not.

1815
01:04:02,642 --> 01:04:04,044
No. Okay.

1816
01:04:04,044 --> 01:04:07,047
I'm upset because
he didn't say it about me.

1817
01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:08,682
Like, zoom in on these.

1818
01:04:08,715 --> 01:04:10,617
Okay.
Are these not zoom-inable?

1819
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:11,918
Okay.
She wants it for herself.

1820
01:04:11,951 --> 01:04:13,119
Zoom in!

1821
01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:14,721
Why aren't
the cameras moving?

1822
01:04:14,754 --> 01:04:16,589
Well, stop.
We can't do that.

1823
01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:18,058
We're not allowed.
Yeah, that's aggressive.

1824
01:04:18,058 --> 01:04:19,325
We're not gonna do that.

1825
01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:23,096
Seriously, is it because
you could see my nude bra?

1826
01:04:23,129 --> 01:04:25,165
Is it because you could see it
in the back?

1827
01:04:25,198 --> 01:04:26,666
-Yeah, we see that...

1828
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,368
Is that not how
it's supposed to be.

1829
01:04:28,401 --> 01:04:30,670
No, I think you're supposed
to hide the bra.

1830
01:04:30,704 --> 01:04:32,739
Yeah.
Okay.

1831
01:04:32,772 --> 01:04:35,308
You're upset that they didn't
objectify you?

1832
01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:37,077
Colin?

1833
01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:38,678
That's not Colin.
I'm Kenan.

1834
01:04:38,712 --> 01:04:40,580
That's Kenan.
Colin.

1835
01:04:40,613 --> 01:04:43,183
Are you --
Are you still drunk, Kayliana?

1836
01:04:43,216 --> 01:04:44,250
Are you hitting on me?

1837
01:04:44,284 --> 01:04:46,619
Oh, okay. No.

1838
01:04:46,653 --> 01:04:47,887
It's okay if you are.

1839
01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:50,090
I'm not, no. Kayliana,
nobody's hitting on you.

1840
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,191
Okay, yeah.

1841
01:04:51,224 --> 01:04:53,660
Okay, I'm not.
Okay.

1842
01:04:53,693 --> 01:04:54,661
Can I make a speech?

1843
01:04:54,694 --> 01:04:56,296
Sure.
It's speech o'clock.

1844
01:04:56,329 --> 01:04:57,931
Yes, it is.
Okay.

1845
01:04:57,964 --> 01:05:00,800
Ding, ding, ding, ding.

1846
01:05:00,834 --> 01:05:02,235
Oh, shit.

1847
01:05:02,268 --> 01:05:04,671
You guys
are so great together.

1848
01:05:04,704 --> 01:05:06,139
I just love
that you found love.
No.

1849
01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:08,408
And, you know, sometimes,
like, in a couple,

1850
01:05:08,441 --> 01:05:10,410
like, one person's really funny
but the other one's

1851
01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:12,278
not that funny
but you guys are both so funny.

1852
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,047
We're not a couple.
So it's gonna
work out forever.

1853
01:05:14,047 --> 01:05:16,116
We're just
co-workers, co-stars.
Just friends.

1854
01:05:16,149 --> 01:05:18,251
I love you guys so much,
especially Cronut.

1855
01:05:18,284 --> 01:05:19,919
You're the best.

1856
01:05:19,953 --> 01:05:22,122
Good job, Cronut.
Who the fuck is Cronut?

1857
01:05:22,155 --> 01:05:24,758
Yup, good job.
Thank you so much, Conan.

1858
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,326
You're welcome.
You're not --

1859
01:05:26,359 --> 01:05:27,861
She called you
five different names.

1860
01:05:27,894 --> 01:05:30,563
She's drunk.
[Gags] Wait, zoom out!

1861
01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:31,698
Kayliana,
don't you throw up!

1862
01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:33,967
Zoom out!
She's throwing up over there.

1863
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,402
Get the camera off of her!
[ Deep belching ]

1864
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:37,604
Kayliana.
Oh, Jesus.

1865
01:05:37,637 --> 01:05:39,572
* Night, night, Kayliana *
She went to sleep.

1866
01:05:39,606 --> 01:05:40,674
Guys, we'll be right back.

1867
01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:43,109
We'll be right back
with more show

1868
01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:45,512
after we get Kayliana
to a bathroom.

1869
01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:46,913
Goddamn.

1870
01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:49,382
This is not
Bill Cosby's house, okay?

1871
01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:53,386
You get up, Kayliana.
You have to get up.

1872
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:03,430
Welcome back to
"2022: Back That Year Up."

1873
01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,632
Kenan, what are you
doing over there?

1874
01:06:05,665 --> 01:06:07,200
Well, you know, Kev,
there's a lot of turmoil

1875
01:06:07,233 --> 01:06:08,435
going on in
the world right now.

1876
01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:10,070
Well, yeah, I know that,
but come over here

1877
01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:12,238
and we'll -- we'll talk about it
like we've been doing.

1878
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:15,041
No, no, no. I think
I'll stay right over here

1879
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,676
and sing about it.

1880
01:06:16,710 --> 01:06:18,645
Sing about --
sing about what, Kenan?

1881
01:06:18,678 --> 01:06:21,314
You know,
people fighting and beefing.

1882
01:06:21,348 --> 01:06:23,149
We've got to stop the attacks

1883
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:26,419
I think what the whole world
needs is a little

1884
01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:27,854
makeup sax.

1885
01:06:27,887 --> 01:06:30,290
Wait, what?
Can we change the lights
and the music, please?

1886
01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:32,192
Did you say sax or sex?
What you just say?

1887
01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:33,193
Come on, man,
it's in the prompter.

1888
01:06:33,226 --> 01:06:34,227
Let's get it.
Okay.

1889
01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:36,129
Alright.

1890
01:06:36,162 --> 01:06:40,166
Republicans and Democrats,
it's time to face the facts

1891
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:44,270
Y'all need to come together
and have some makeup sax.

1892
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,272
[ Saxophone solo ]

1893
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:54,080
**

1894
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:57,484
Harry Styles and Chris Pine,
don't worry, darling,

1895
01:06:57,517 --> 01:06:59,085
It's all gonna be fine.

1896
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:02,022
Quit your spitting
and just relax.

1897
01:07:02,022 --> 01:07:05,158
Y'all dudes need
to have some makeup sax.

1898
01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:07,227
[ Saxophone solo ]

1899
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:12,465
**

1900
01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:15,335
Drake, why you beefing
with the guy from Reddit?

1901
01:07:15,368 --> 01:07:17,103
He had a baby with Serena, man.

1902
01:07:17,137 --> 01:07:19,406
Give that white boy some credit.

1903
01:07:19,439 --> 01:07:20,707
So turn down the lights,

1904
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,909
put on one of your
new dance tracks,

1905
01:07:22,942 --> 01:07:26,112
slide into his DMs
for a little makeup sax.

1906
01:07:26,146 --> 01:07:28,248
[ Saxophone solo ]

1907
01:07:28,281 --> 01:07:35,488
**

1908
01:07:35,522 --> 01:07:38,591
Larsa Pippen gave Jordan's son
a chance.

1909
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,460
Scottie may have
been done with MJ,

1910
01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:42,395
but it wasn't her last dance.

1911
01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:45,899
Time to raise your batter
up in her pants.

1912
01:07:45,932 --> 01:07:48,802
I'm talking about
a little makeup sax.

1913
01:07:48,835 --> 01:07:50,603
[ Saxophone solo ]

1914
01:07:50,637 --> 01:07:54,574
**

1915
01:07:54,607 --> 01:08:00,113
**

1916
01:08:00,146 --> 01:08:03,616
Now, Elon Musk tried to make
Twitter bigger,

1917
01:08:03,650 --> 01:08:06,019
but all I see is a bunch
of white boys saying --

1918
01:08:06,052 --> 01:08:07,587
Hey, Kenan, hey, hey!

1919
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:10,090
What? I was gonna say
whatever they want.

1920
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:11,624
I mean, what type of nigga
do you think I am?

1921
01:08:11,658 --> 01:08:15,395
Goddamn, Kenan.
What -- What are you doing?

1922
01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:17,163
I guess that --
We got it?

1923
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:18,832
Yeah. No, we got it.
That's the end?

1924
01:08:18,865 --> 01:08:20,867
Boom! Goddamn.

1925
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:22,168
Make up sax.

1926
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:24,637
Okay,
just come over.

1927
01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:26,773
Whew.
Good saxophone, bro.

1928
01:08:26,806 --> 01:08:28,608
Good saxophone.
Yeah, absolutely.

1929
01:08:28,641 --> 01:08:29,876
Well, thank you, man.

1930
01:08:29,909 --> 01:08:32,045
That fake saxophone playing,
that was top shelf.

1931
01:08:32,045 --> 01:08:33,246
Yeah, it wasn't bad, right?

1932
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:34,547
You know, people call me
Kevin G.

1933
01:08:34,581 --> 01:08:37,050
They don't.
They definitely don't.

1934
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:39,352
But right now, man, we are
coming close to the end.

1935
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:41,521
Of days?
No, man. The show.

1936
01:08:41,554 --> 01:08:44,090
Oh.
Right? What an amazing
show it was.

1937
01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:45,291
You may not know this,

1938
01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:47,160
but celebrities are getting
all kinds of things

1939
01:08:47,193 --> 01:08:48,728
sent to them ahead of time.

1940
01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:51,564
Mm-hmm. Yeah, my gift bag from
the Emmys this year.

1941
01:08:51,598 --> 01:08:54,100
It already had Emmy that I'm
gonna win next year in it.

1942
01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:55,769
Wow.
That's a big gift bag.

1943
01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:57,837
Peacock Wants us
to let people know

1944
01:08:57,871 --> 01:08:59,706
what's gonna be
big next year,

1945
01:08:59,739 --> 01:09:02,475
which is why they sent us
all of next year's stories.

1946
01:09:02,509 --> 01:09:04,177
Let's give people
a little sneak peek

1947
01:09:04,210 --> 01:09:06,279
of what's going
to happen in 2023.

1948
01:09:06,312 --> 01:09:09,015
Next Year's News.

1949
01:09:09,015 --> 01:09:11,651
Well, Elon Musk buys
the Washington Commanders

1950
01:09:11,685 --> 01:09:14,688
and changes their name
back to the Redskins.

1951
01:09:14,721 --> 01:09:17,057
Yeah, it's incredible.
Yeah.

1952
01:09:17,090 --> 01:09:18,458
Should have seen
that one coming.

1953
01:09:18,491 --> 01:09:20,794
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Biden in stable condition

1954
01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:22,328
after falling off
a Peloton.

1955
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,565
Ah, damn, Joe.
They made it safer, though.

1956
01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:28,301
Yeah, they tried.
"John Wick 4" producers

1957
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:33,440
admit it's just "John Wick 3"
with a 4.

1958
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:35,709
[ Laughter ]

1959
01:09:35,742 --> 01:09:39,045
Post Malone finds
tiny spot above eye

1960
01:09:39,045 --> 01:09:40,180
for a new tattoo.

1961
01:09:40,213 --> 01:09:42,349
Oh, shit.
Just got one space available.

1962
01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:43,783
A new spot, right?

1963
01:09:43,817 --> 01:09:47,053
For the first time in history,
Kevin Hart turns down a project.

1964
01:09:47,053 --> 01:09:48,621
Wow, Look at that.
Take a break.

1965
01:09:48,655 --> 01:09:49,723
Get some relaxation.

1966
01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:52,459
I mean,
I hope that's not true.

1967
01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:53,693
Wait a minute.

1968
01:09:53,727 --> 01:09:56,396
Dr. Fauci will be appearing on
"The Masked Singer,"

1969
01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:57,831
and he's going
to get disqualified

1970
01:09:57,864 --> 01:10:00,066
for refusing
to take his mask off.

1971
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,534
Oh, shit.
That's tough.

1972
01:10:01,568 --> 01:10:03,069
Oh, this is good.

1973
01:10:03,103 --> 01:10:06,806
Old white person
learns who Zendaya is,

1974
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,243
and they feel euphoric.
Yeah, that's good.

1975
01:10:10,276 --> 01:10:12,345
Kenan Thompson stars
in the vegan reboot

1976
01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:13,713
"Beyond Good Burger."

1977
01:10:13,747 --> 01:10:15,882
Wow.

1978
01:10:15,915 --> 01:10:16,983
Am I in that?

1979
01:10:17,017 --> 01:10:20,320
Yeah.
I think you're playing Kel.

1980
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:22,389
The Corn Kid fucked me.
He really did.

1981
01:10:22,422 --> 01:10:24,557
Hey, guys.
Thanks for joining us.

1982
01:10:24,591 --> 01:10:27,360
What I want you to do
is have a great 2023.

1983
01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,496
'23.
Before we get out of here,
let's see what Black Twitter

1984
01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:30,930
is already saying
about the show.

1985
01:10:30,964 --> 01:10:32,565
Let's see.
Yeah, I want to see.

1986
01:10:32,599 --> 01:10:34,501
Probably going off.
I know they are.

1987
01:10:34,534 --> 01:10:37,737
"It's a great show, but it needs
more diversity in the hosts.

1988
01:10:37,771 --> 01:10:39,806
#PeacockSoBlack. Okay.

1989
01:10:39,839 --> 01:10:41,041
Okay.

1990
01:10:41,074 --> 01:10:43,510
Oh, shit, Dionne Warwick
and Pete Davidson fucking.

1991
01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:45,211
Oh, goddamn.
That's crazy.

1992
01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,414
That's going down
right now, man.

1993
01:10:47,447 --> 01:10:51,284
This one says
I'm still looking for $1,500.

1994
01:10:51,317 --> 01:10:53,153
He still -- Okay now.
Alright.

1995
01:10:53,186 --> 01:10:54,888
Black Twitter
still looking for that $1,500.

1996
01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,056
We got you. We got you straight,
Black Twitter.

1997
01:10:56,089 --> 01:10:57,223
Don't worry about it.

1998
01:10:57,257 --> 01:11:00,960
Hey, we'll see you
next year for 2023, and me.

1999
01:11:01,061 --> 01:11:03,563
That's right.

2000
01:11:03,596 --> 01:11:05,565
Nice.
Just fucking great.

2001
01:11:05,598 --> 01:11:07,467
It's done.
Easy.

2002
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,169
Listen, have a good day.

2003
01:11:09,202 --> 01:11:10,170
Y'all have it.
We did it.

2004
01:11:10,203 --> 01:11:11,171
Come get the microphone.

2005
01:11:11,204 --> 01:11:12,405
You have it there.

2006
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,574
Kenan.

2007
01:11:14,607 --> 01:11:16,142
Take a picture or two?

2008
01:11:16,176 --> 01:11:17,143
Yup, let's do it.

2009
01:11:17,177 --> 01:11:20,213
You have it.

2010
01:11:20,246 --> 01:11:22,849
Terry Crews.

2011
01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:24,451
Come on, man.
His mic fell off.

2012
01:11:24,484 --> 01:11:25,452
Terry did it the right way.

2013
01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:27,687
Kenan, we got to get you
out of here.

2014
01:11:27,721 --> 01:11:28,788
Terry did it right.

2015
01:11:28,822 --> 01:11:31,725
I got to change my clothes
first. Let's go.