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(戴文)

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(神話任務,登入)

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(神話任務)

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{\an8}(開始)

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(凱莉已上線)

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- 嘿,凱莉
- 凱莉?

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你口中的那位凱莉是誰呀?

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因為我是索芮桑娜,不朽的光之女神

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當然了,我很抱歉,索芮桑娜女神

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你好,戴文,突襲日週年快樂

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或許可以說“突日”,欸?

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我喜歡

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妳能相信我們竟然一起玩了四年嗎?

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無法置信,感覺我們昨天
都還只是戰鬥中的小寶寶

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(蘿芮已上線)

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好

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別擔心,兩位,最佳玩家來了

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謝天謝地,蘿芮,我的女王

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妳真是浮誇

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- 突襲日週年快樂,討厭鬼們
- 是“突日”

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我喜歡,超愛,有夠讚

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哇,我喜歡你的新裝備,阿戴

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謝了,我努力取得了些經驗值

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想要在這場合看起來特別些

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你這傻瓜工具人

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嘿,各位,抱歉我遲到了

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我又流鼻血了,滴得整個鍵盤上都是

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賽斯,是我在你生日送你的鍵盤嗎?

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沒事的,我的按鍵有點黏

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所以我的遠程攻擊可能不太有力,不過...

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我說啊,你的遠程攻擊一直都很爛

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靠,賽斯,你女朋友看不起你耶,兄弟

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沒錯,能不愛她嗎?

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王八蛋們,都好嗎?

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準備好打魔王了嗎?

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你好嗎?

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- “突日”快樂,佛萊迪
- “突日”?

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真他媽的俗氣

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- 什麼?你才他媽的俗氣
- 你說什...噓

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好啦,你們都愛我

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好,隨便啦,我們就開始吧

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沒辦法,有一個成員還沒來

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阿戴,你弟呢?

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我不知道,管他愛來不來

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總之呢,這隻魔王很難打
不過他的攻擊模式很容易預測

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所以要確定你們都有帶上次突擊時的裝備

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我得去找,一陣子沒用了

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我們會開始遠攻,然後側攻

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- 再進去一擊斃命,好嗎?
- 好,快點開始了啦

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- 我的聰明藥在發揮效用
- 不行

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- 我們得先跳舞
- 不要啦

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抱歉,兄弟,這是必須的

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陰風超人舞小組只要跳了幸運之舞
就從來沒有突擊失敗過

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胡說

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我們四年來每次都跳這蠢舞

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每一次都被痛宰

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拜託啦,佛萊迪,跳吧

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- 拜託啦,佛萊迪...
- 跳吧...

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拜託,今天是我們的“突日”耶

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- 跳吧,跳就對了
- 跳吧...

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- 來吧
- 好啦,我的天啊

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陰風超人舞...

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(班已上線)

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隨便啦

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各位王八蛋,都好嗎?

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好耶

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- 嘿,班
- 小小班傑明

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我錯過超人舞了嗎?我想跳耶

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陰風超人舞...

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嘿,班,你太靠近洞穴了,兄弟

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班,不要啊,班

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班...你會啟動...

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戰鬥

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{\an8}(獨眼巨人)

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{\an8}(一般模式,人物
大逃殺模式,商店,支線挑戰)

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{\an8}《神話任務:支線挑戰》

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{\an8}- 他好巨大
- 超噁的

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{\an8}佛萊迪,退後,你會被捶扁

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{\an8}- 爛屌
- 佛萊迪,怎麼了?

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{\an8}下面又癢癢了?應該有藥膏可以治療吧

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{\an8}吃我的屁屁吧,吞下去

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{\an8}女王可是不吃沒洗過的屁屁喔

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{\an8}凱莉,妳說話正常點行嗎?

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{\an8}別激動,兄弟,去洗屁屁
搞不好就會有人去吃了

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{\an8}我不想要誰來吃我的屁屁

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{\an8}靠,各位...專心點,大家都到我後面去

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{\an8}- 蘿芮,施放致盲攻擊
- 好

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{\an8}索芮桑娜,用冰柱光波攻擊他

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{\an8}- 好的
- 佛萊迪,用地獄之火

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{\an8}- 知道了
- 賽斯,準備藏刀

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{\an8}- 好
- 班

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{\an8}班,你在幹嘛?

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{\an8}我放屁了

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{\an8}班,媽的

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{\an8}他會害我們死掉嗎?好

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{\an8}聽我的指令,全力攻擊

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{\an8}- 好了沒?
- 好了

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{\an8}- 上
- 陰風超人舞小組

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{\an8}這是怎樣?

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{\an8}發生什麼事了?

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{\an8}什麼?你是認真的嗎?我需要治療回血

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{\an8}- 什麼?
- 賽斯

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{\an8}別管你女友,幹掉那東西

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{\an8}- 賽斯,來治療我
- 我轉身了,我不知道

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{\an8}- 你在幹嘛啦?
- 該死

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{\an8}我他媽是怎麼跟你說的?你這個背鍋俠

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{\an8}好,他快死了,各位,跟我來

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{\an8}我們還是能打贏,準備好了沒?

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{\an8}上

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{\an8}各位,我只被打到一次,我需要治療者

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{\an8}打到他了

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(過關)

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我發現放雙響屁的方法了
看起來真像個屁屁

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我不懂耶,遊戲為何會故障?

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我敢說是蘿芮和賽斯的錯

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他們可能在賽斯家裡共用很爛的無線網路

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這樣就能在不打魔王的時候互玩金手指

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- 說什麼啦?
- 你太噁了

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什麼是金手指?
是咒語嗎?教我金手指要怎麼做

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佛萊迪,我弟在的時候別說那種話

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好啦,是你媽教我金手指的

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- 媽認識佛萊迪?
- 對

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大家的遊戲都故障了,對吧?

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是遊戲本身出了問題
不是我們的網路連線出問題,白痴

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有人在嫉妒嗎?

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真抱歉,我是個在高中
就找到工作的少年天才

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而你們這些白痴卻得上大學去背債

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隨便啦,誰能上Reddit網站看看嗎?

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看看有沒有其他人也遇上這問題...

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我去吧,反正這裡
什麼事都得我來做,馬上回來

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他暫離了,誰去鬧他一下?

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去弄他

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你們記得有一次他暫離30分鐘去大便

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然後我們把他推進裂口裡嗎?

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記得,他氣死了

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- 我記得那次
- 沒有,你不記得

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那是四年前耶

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你那時才三歲,我們剛開始玩

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對了,這提醒了我
我要送大家“突日”禮物,看

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“突日”快樂

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- 真感動
- 真高興我來了

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對,我也是,要找你們都好難喔

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感覺你跟蘿芮再也沒辦法同時有空了

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- 對啊,抱歉
- 對啊,我們很忙

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我很想念能跟你們本尊一起玩的時光

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我也很想念能接近你們肉體的感覺

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寶貝,妳得停止再提起
別人的肉體了,感覺真可怕

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好,那妳的麝香精華?

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- 不要
- 那我的禮物呢?

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你的禮物就是可以繼續對佛萊迪放屁

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好,我回來了,混蛋們

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你他媽在幹嘛啊?你這小王八蛋

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聽好了,混蛋們

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“神務”那邊的白痴很久沒維修伺服器了

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所以只要是五人以上的突擊隊
遊戲就會延遲

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這是什麼意思?

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好,所以這表示
如果要玩得順,其中一人得退出

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好,聰明鬼,這是不是代表

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有人得被小組踢出去?

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好,你們全都是文盲嗎?
還是只有情侶會這樣?

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- 對,我就是這麼說
- 不可以這樣

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好啊,也許我們可以
安排其他日子再來玩

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不行,不能重新安排
今天是我們的“突日”耶

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我求了你們好幾週,才讓你們空出時間

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來吧,我們今晚就得成功

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好,那你得把某個人踢出去...馬上就要

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媽的

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(獨眼巨人巢穴,黑鴉之脊)

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- 不可能只有這辦法
- 抱歉,兄弟

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你想完成突擊,就得踢掉某個人

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- 我投那邊的光屁股仔一票
- 我不能踢走他,兄弟

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我在照顧他,如果他不玩,就會去惹麻煩

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怎麼會是你在照顧?
你媽在忙著享受金手指嗎?

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你到底有多喜歡金手指啊?

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- 我喜歡
- 金手指

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我只是今晚得照顧他

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媽說這是他付房租的方法
因為他要繼續跟我一起住在這裡

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兄弟室友,室友兄弟

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- 永遠一起玩遊戲...
- 班,我真的會揍你

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你住家裡?
你不是要去亞利桑那州立大學?

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對,我錯過申請期限了,所以...

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戴文,請節哀

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- 你要重新申請,還是...
- 我正在考慮

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我們得專心,我們要怎麼處理這故障?

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我是說,我們顯然可以把佛萊迪踢出去

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最好是,我是這爛隊上最厲害的玩家耶

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踢蘿芮啦,反正她好幾個月以來
都愛玩不玩的

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你去吃充氣娃娃的肥下體啦

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我有一次吞了樂高人的頭而噎到

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不能踢蘿芮出去,而且那樣賽斯也會退出

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如果強行踢走他女朋友
他也不會想繼續玩

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而且你會遭遇三重打擊
如果蘿芮離開,我也不玩了

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因為我們姊妹情深,感情牢不可破

194
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- 就像鋼鐵般...
- 天啊

195
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把這文藝復興小丑趕走
大家都有聽到她說的吧?

196
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我覺得真是他媽的超瞎

197
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- 搞啥?
- 各位,別吵了

198
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沒人要離開,我們要一起完成這次突擊

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我有個計畫

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(恆光城堡,蛇髮女妖的巢穴)

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蘿芮、索芮桑娜和賽斯弱化了敵人之後

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我就派班和佛萊迪進去,知道嗎?

203
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只要不是我們所有人都在裡面

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應該就不會引發故障,懂了嗎?

205
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- 好,知道了
- 好

206
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,920
班...你在搞什麼?

207
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,797
這是佛萊迪教我的舞步

208
00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,257
別跳了,你專心

209
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- 我只是在玩
- 過去那裡

210
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練習你的攻擊招式,好嗎?

211
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好啦

212
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- 噢耶,帥...
- 嘿,佛萊迪

213
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你老闆看了我的履歷之後,有說什麼嗎?

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有

215
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他們拒絕了

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原因是相關經驗不足之類的

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- 好的
- 抱歉,兄弟

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沒事,沒關係,好,我明白,我...

219
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- 大家回來了
- 鏟死你...

220
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快進去吧

221
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- 來吧,班
- 走吧

222
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好,聽著,的確沒故障
但我們根本沒打到那些怪

223
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大多是因為賽斯都不理我指揮

224
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,589
嘿,抱歉啊,我覺得那些是爛決策

225
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你最懂爛決策了,不是嗎?你這個無賴

226
00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:56,179
我看透你了,賽斯

227
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霸道芮妮和缺席提姆之子

228
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- 凱莉...
- 我是索芮桑娜

229
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索芮桑娜,拜託別鬧

230
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,478
怎麼了嗎?

231
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,105
我不知道啊,你怎麼不去問賽斯?

232
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,482
除非他沒良心到無話可說

233
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,110
凱莉,妳給我聽好

234
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,321
兩位,拜託

235
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,656
阿戴,賽斯跟我分手了

236
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,827
什麼?剛剛嗎?裡面到底發生了什麼事?

237
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,247
不,是我們上次突襲之後的事

238
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,167
我就知道玩家開始交往,然後分手

239
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,419
就會毀了公會,然後大家就不來玩...

240
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,837
所以我們才沒跟你說,兄弟

241
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,547
你對這遊戲這麼熱衷

242
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,133
我們兩個都來了,你可以冷靜點嗎?

243
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,969
我很冷靜,我只是不敢相信
我們會這樣得知

244
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,098
我這個最受信賴的自己人早就知道了

245
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:46,729
而且我們很快就要在聖塔克魯茲大學
共用一間閨房了,香蕉鼻涕蟲隊加油

246
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,066
室友閨蜜,閨蜜室友

247
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,025
凱莉,別白目了

248
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,610
阿戴,你還好嗎?

249
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,447
沒事,我很好,只要你們都好,我就好

250
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,324
我們繼續玩吧

251
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,492
(過關)

252
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,576
太棒了

253
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,579
沒有故障,而且我自己清空密室了

254
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,831
他全程都在用下體蹭骷髏頭,兄弟

255
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,876
我本來是想要使出金手指
但是都沒有人要教我啊

256
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,671
我們度過了這場戰鬥,但這個計畫很鳥

257
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,840
就算沒有故障,敵人也會變得越來越難打

258
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,591
如果這個金手指仔一直在這瞎搞

259
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,387
- 可能會毀了整場突擊
- 好,我來處理

260
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,139
聽好,班,我覺得你不明白
這有多重要,好嗎?

261
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,100
我們得專注,我們這次的突擊得成功

262
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,853
我很專心,我要能放屁才行

263
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,355
好,不過我們就用這股能量

264
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,149
來練習你真正的攻擊招式吧

265
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,695
準備好你決定性的一擊
但在我下令前不要發動,好嗎?

266
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,114
現在發動

267
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,534
很好,我以你為榮,小弟,做得很棒

268
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,995
你是個好老師,戴文

269
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,453
謝了

270
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,039
是啊,剛開始的時候,我得教大家怎麼玩

271
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,834
所以我應該是挺會教的

272
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:52,462
- 跟你們這些王八蛋一起很好玩
- 班,別再說...

273
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,839
這樣吧,算了,我們進去吧,王八蛋

274
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,591
好耶,王八蛋兄弟

275
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,260
該死的佛萊迪

276
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,097
聽好了,各位

277
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,016
我們要一個接一個去打這隻魔王

278
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:08,144
開始先派出攻擊手,後面安排支援
進行治療和增強

279
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,062
只要保持敏銳,持續執行計畫

280
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,732
應該就能在不引發故障的情況下
打倒這隻魔王

281
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,318
我們做得到,數到三喊陰風超人舞小組

282
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,070
ㄧ、二、三

283
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,739
陰風超人舞小組

284
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,409
靠,真該死

285
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,703
{\an8}- 班
- 走吧

286
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,497
{\an8}幹得好,班

287
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,081
{\an8}可惡,雙人組

288
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,168
{\an8}蘿芮和索芮桑娜,妳們專心點

289
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,169
{\an8}閃開啦

290
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,338
{\an8}等等...

291
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,215
- 嘖,失敗了
- 媽的

292
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,425
{\an8}賽斯、佛萊迪

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{\an8}賽斯,轉啊

294
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,844
- 該死
- 笨蛋

295
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,180
{\an8}蘿芮和班

296
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,643
{\an8}幹

297
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,273
靠,我得想想辦法,這些王八蛋都靠我了

298
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,817
也許我該試試不同的武器...

299
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,037
金手指

300
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,664
{\an8}好,嘿,班還在重生

301
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,251
{\an8}我們努力在他重新加入前
趕快通過蛇髮女妖吧

302
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,837
{\an8}陰風超人舞小組

303
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,840
{\an8}很好,各位,奏效了

304
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,967
{\an8}- 不...繼續前進
- 金手指

305
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,760
{\an8}等等,班,不要

306
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,428
{\an8}- 搞啥啊?
- 你是認真的?

307
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,849
{\an8}你幹了啥...我的天啊

308
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,476
真該死,班,搞啥鬼啊?

309
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,270
我學會金手指了

310
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,855
算了,真是夠了,我要把他踢出去

311
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,064
之後再讓我媽吼我好了

312
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,525
拜託,阿戴,他只是個小孩
他搞不清楚狀況嘛

313
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,485
他在搞砸我們的遊戲

314
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,988
有人得退出,不然遊戲會一直故障

315
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,824
- 一定得是他
- 嘿,如果能讓事情簡單點

316
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,618
我可以退出,反正我有事情得做

317
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,036
你會有什麼計畫啊?

318
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,205
你他媽的是世界上最無聊的人耶,賽斯

319
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,583
- 閉嘴,佛萊迪
- 好喔,真抱歉

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00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,667
你當然很忙

321
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,336
你可能得去畫符合史實的
內戰時期迷你公仔吧

322
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,338
或是去對著家居或園藝雜誌打手槍

323
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,673
我要去找我女朋友

324
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,759
- 好喔
- 你什麼?

325
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,596
你在跟別人交往?

326
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,930
你這渣男

327
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,432
我在跟克莉絲汀戴維斯交往

328
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,518
等等,漏尿女戴維斯?

329
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,311
你在跟漏尿女戴維斯交往?

330
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,896
好,那是小學二年級的事

331
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,815
她不是漏尿,只是一屁股坐在水壺上了

332
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,900
各位

333
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,611
- 兄弟,那為何聞起來有尿味?
- 兩位,可以了,好嗎?

334
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,529
你們都不離開,班要退出

335
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,114
嘿,阿戴,你確定?

336
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,826
對,沒關係,讓我去跟他談一下

337
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,121
好喔,我們就暫離吧

338
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,335
嘿,班,你得走

339
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,463
我不需要走,我只是在放屁

340
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,299
不是,我是說

341
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,343
我需要你退出遊戲

342
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,595
這是什麼意思?

343
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,597
你聽到了,小弟,你得登出

344
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,016
但我做了你教我的攻擊

345
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,100
我知道

346
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,268
我很聽話

347
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,604
我知道我使出了金手指
但我不是有幫上忙嗎?

348
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,689
班,拜託

349
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,316
我只是想跟你一起玩

350
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,860
兄弟室友,室友兄弟

351
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,404
你不懂,班

352
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,242
好嗎?這是我跟我朋友們的遊戲
而你只是在鬧場

353
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,825
你得離開

354
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,037
拜託,戴文,我想玩

355
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,207
拜託別把我踢走,拜託,阿戴...

356
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,212
你們還好嗎?

357
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,381
很好,走吧

358
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,926
{\an8}(女武神斷崖)

359
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,010
(牛頭怪地窖)

360
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,388
(九頭蛇天空競技場)

361
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,932
老天,終於啊
我們花了該死的五年才來到這裡

362
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,517
好,還沒結束

363
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:38,020
我讀到文章說最終大魔王超難打
所以我們要這麼做

364
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,897
有三個啟動圈

365
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,149
如果我們三個都啟動,就會出現防護罩

366
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,110
那會至少給我們一個機會打敗那玩意

367
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,737
那麼,賽斯
你先開始投射暗影步,然後...

368
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,656
好

369
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,326
媽的,我得接這通電話,嘿,媽

370
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,786
你把你弟踢出來了?

371
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,122
什麼?不是,我是說...是啦,對

372
00:15:56,123 --> 00:16:00,126
我要他離開,但...媽...別吼

373
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,712
哎呀

374
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,130
各位,也許我該走了

375
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,132
那裡的情況看起來越來越緊張了

376
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,010
對,去跟漏尿女約會吧
希望你們互傳寄生蟲

377
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,096
對,拖走他,把他拖到地獄深處吧

378
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,389
她叫做克莉絲汀,蘿芮

379
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,349
- 嘿,各位,很抱歉
- 怎樣?

380
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,226
嘿,阿戴,賽斯要滾了

381
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,769
所以你也許得重想遊戲計畫

382
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,521
- 等等,什麼?
- 你要走就快走

383
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,857
- 別命令我
- 你已經說十次了吧

384
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,942
拜託,各位,沒有人要離開,走吧

385
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,611
就讓狗崽子走吧,戴文

386
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,155
讓他離開去他的尿穴去找他的尿后吧

387
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,948
我警告妳,凱莉,閉上臭嘴,好嗎?

388
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,909
- 不要罵她
- 真他媽的夠了

389
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,786
狗血灑夠了吧
我等不及要離開這他媽的公會了

390
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,330
這樣吧,不管了,我要開始了

391
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,415
- 等等,不要...
- 搞啥鬼?

392
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,083
- 謝了,佛萊迪
- 好

393
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,169
佛萊迪

394
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,547
{\an8}(九頭蛇)

395
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,383
{\an8}賽斯,對準牠們的眼睛,笨蛋

396
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,385
{\an8}天啊,蘿芮,妳幹嘛這麼討厭?

397
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,305
{\an8}看吧,這就是我們分手的原因

398
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,098
{\an8}不對,我們分手,是因為你太無聊了

399
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,017
{\an8}你只會穿著內褲坐在那裡看動畫

400
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,852
{\an8}我不無聊

401
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,064
{\an8}只是跟克莉絲汀交往比較好

402
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:03,899
{\an8}去你的,賽斯

403
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,905
{\an8}佛萊迪,你是什麼意思?你不玩了嗎?

404
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:13,366
{\an8}是因為我在谷歌上
找到一個公會,叫做尋陰獵犬

405
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,866
{\an8}我要去加入他們

406
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,117
{\an8}只是我的經驗值不足

407
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,121
{\an8}但只要我們打敗魔王
我就能升等,然後去加入他們

408
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,623
{\an8}所以你只是在利用我們?

409
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,334
{\an8}我...對,應該吧,如果我們贏的話

410
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,336
{\an8}我早知道你偏好頭腦有洞的女生

411
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,879
{\an8}- 而且還寫《七龍珠Z》色情文
- 不

412
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,131
{\an8}我比較喜歡不想裝酷

413
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,300
{\an8}而且不會羞辱男友興趣的女生

414
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,678
{\an8}你膽敢玷污蘿芮之名?

415
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,138
{\an8}她可是理賠師肯之愛女,也是芮秋的姊妹

416
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,766
{\an8}好了,凱莉...妳別替她抱不平
妳先問問她

417
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,768
{\an8}她在聖塔克魯茲想找誰當室友?

418
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,688
{\an8}賽斯,別提這個

419
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:45,941
{\an8}媽的

420
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,025
{\an8}你竟然要背棄我們

421
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,152
{\an8}嘿,我很抱歉,應該吧

422
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,946
{\an8}但我已經比你們成熟太多了

423
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:52,989
{\an8}這不是針對個人

424
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,616
{\an8}這怎麼會不是針對個人?
你要背棄你的朋友們,兄弟

425
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,076
{\an8}別因為我振作起來了

426
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,787
{\an8}就把我說成壞人,好嗎?

427
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:03,124
{\an8}蘿芮,賽斯這條毒蛇吐出的是何等毒液?

428
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,750
{\an8}算了啦,他就是個王八蛋

429
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,712
{\an8}我是王八蛋?欺騙朋友的人可不是我唷

430
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,672
{\an8}蘿芮,他到底在說什麼?

431
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:14,386
{\an8}我很振作,我正在振作起來

432
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,054
{\an8}兄弟,我們都知道並非如此

433
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,850
{\an8}- 凱莉,沒什麼大不了的
- 跟她說啊,蘿芮...

434
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,561
{\an8}不然我來說

435
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,480
{\an8}我不想當妳的室友

436
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,232
{\an8}- 什麼?
- 不要

437
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,941
{\an8}為何?

438
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,195
{\an8}蘿芮,為何?

439
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,114
{\an8}蘿芮,為何?

440
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,157
{\an8}蘿芮,為何?

441
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,659
{\an8}- 因為妳他媽是個怪咖
- 各位

442
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,953
{\an8}凱莉,妳很...

443
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,998
{\an8}妳太難搞了,我很累

444
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,210
{\an8}我只想要在大學重新開始,好嗎?

445
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,797
{\an8}- 我早知道妳很賤,蘿芮,但還真過分
- 兄弟,閉嘴啦,佛萊迪

446
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,466
{\an8}- 你幹嘛保護她?
- 嘿

447
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,343
{\an8}你已經深陷漏尿女那個坑了,兄弟

448
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,804
{\an8}各位,別吵了
別攻擊彼此了,我們是朋友

449
00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,973
{\an8}也許我們不是朋友

450
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,229
{\an8}我們本來是,可是也許已經不是了

451
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,829
各位,我們能不能去用視訊聊一聊?

452
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,249
{\an8}(暫停遊戲,確定要暫停遊戲?)

453
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,251
{\an8}(是,否)

454
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:34,632
所以,聽我說,我知道氣氛變得很緊繃

455
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:40,429
所以也許我們應該聊聊到底發生了什麼事

456
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,515
對吧?

457
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,726
我想去跟克莉絲汀約會就好

458
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,688
對,我也要退出了

459
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,772
什...

460
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,315
各位,我們不能...

461
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,900
我們不能就這樣結束今晚

462
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,569
我們得好好聊一聊

463
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,446
沒有人想聊,阿戴

464
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,075
好...我理解

465
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,244
我是說,我們不用聊

466
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,162
真是...

467
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,959
我們來重新安排時間吧
大家下次何時有空?

468
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,755
各位,拜託,我們得完成這次突擊

469
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,717
然後我們接下去還有其他四個任務

470
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:22,346
兄弟,算了吧,結束了,我們都不玩了

471
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,308
好喔,去你的,佛萊迪,不行,我們要玩

472
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,061
- 好嗎?我們...
- 他說得對,都結束了

473
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,898
世間萬物都有期限,也都會凋亡

474
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,985
不行...不需要凋亡

475
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,988
不是所有一切都得凋亡,好嗎?

476
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:43,160
我們一起經歷了那麼多事
各位,我們能重修舊好

477
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:45,913
我們可以...

478
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,585
佛萊迪說得對

479
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,963
我的生活他媽一團混亂

480
00:20:55,589 --> 00:21:01,761
對吧?我沒有工作,也沒有女朋友

481
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,012
我也沒去上學

482
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,058
我他媽的跟我弟一起住

483
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:11,020
我不知道自己要幹嘛,好嗎?

484
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,814
我就是...不...

485
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:16,109
我已經一無所有了

486
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,905
這個遊戲,我們的公會

487
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,198
就是我的一切

488
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,617
好嗎?拜託,就...

489
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,287
別走

490
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,872
拜託

491
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,043
抱歉,兄弟

492
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:39,800
但遊戲本來應該要好玩才對
現在已經變得不好玩了

493
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:42,718
再見了,兄弟

494
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,971
佛萊迪,你...

495
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,934
我不想這麼說,阿戴
但我算是同意佛萊迪說的

496
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,648
但我會再打給你,好嗎?

497
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,068
我愛你,兄弟

498
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,741
再見,阿戴

499
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:10,330
那,就祝你一切順利

500
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:13,625
不,妳...

501
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,044
凱莉

502
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:22,259
你曾經是個高尚的領導者

503
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,099
抱歉,阿戴,再見了

504
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,404
(突擊失敗)

505
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,955
來一大壺仙饌密酒,好兄弟

506
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,333
凱莉,索芮桑娜

507
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,960
你好啊,戴文

508
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:40,587
在線上碰到你真驚喜

509
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:45,341
其實我現在叫做娜維斯盧塔納

510
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,509
我加入新公會了

511
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,512
我只是登入來移轉物品給我的新人物

512
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,848
很好,我很高興妳還在玩

513
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:56,143
是啊,我想你應該不想加入吧?

514
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,355
大家都會角色扮演嗎?

515
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:03,902
- 意思是我們都說精靈語
- 好,不用了,大學如何?

516
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,070
其實我最後沒去

517
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,490
因為在推趣上做角色吃播

518
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,242
真的很賺

519
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,327
- 等等,什麼?
- 對,就在昨天

520
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,998
我吃了六個納什維爾熱烤雞三明治
賺進三千美金

521
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,083
- 超讚的
- 我的天啊

522
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,252
那你呢?你最近都在幹嘛?

523
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,921
我是說,我都在上班,在存錢

524
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,590
吃一般份量的食物

525
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:28,760
我又開始申請學校了,在考慮要當老師

526
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,138
真是太好了

527
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,433
你會是個優秀的教育家

528
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,477
那麼,這個嘛,你最近有玩嗎?還是...

529
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,316
偶爾啦,有啊,感覺不太一樣了

530
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:47,821
跟你說,我常常想起我們一起進行的冒險

531
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:52,034
我們那段粗俗而充滿生命力的友情

532
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:53,660
班

533
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,998
我曾經以為永恆不變的友誼

534
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:03,337
有時候,那些回憶會讓我滿懷悲傷

535
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:07,632
但通常都是感動至極

536
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:11,136
因為那股深長久遠的感激之情

537
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,056
來自我們共同的情感連結

538
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:19,061
有時候,愛只能持續一季之久

539
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,232
但那卻是收穫滿滿的一季

540
00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:26,485
確實

541
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:28,987
確實

542
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:31,907
謝了,凱莉

543
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,577
嘿,班少爺上線了

544
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,579
我們,去看看他在搞啥?

545
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,581
好啊

546
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,880
我是世界最棒玩家

547
00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:50,633
戴文,各位,我哥來了

548
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,552
大家都來放屁,像我教你們的那樣

549
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,847
三、二、一

550
00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:59,518
放屁技會一直傳承下去的

551
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,311
幹得好,小弟

552
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:11,113
問妳喔,妳的公會還有沒有缺人...

553
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,907
- 意思是有啊,當然
- 不如還是算了

554
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:17,327
沒有啦,我可以教你,跟著我說

555
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,126
對...

556
00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:26,919
對...你說對了

557
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,130
好,好的,也許我做得到

558
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,300
- 也許我做得到,好的
- 對啊,當然

559
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:44,937
(改編自查理戴、梅根岡茨
與羅伯麥克艾亨利)

560
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,023
(所創作之《神話任務》)

561
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,005
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