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- Hey, Kelly.
- Kelly?
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Wh-- Who is this Kelly of which you speak?
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For I am Sorisana,
the undying mistress of light.
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[Devon] Of course.
My apologies, Lady Sorisana.
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[Kelly] Greetings, Devon.
Happy raid anniversary.
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Ooh, or perhaps, raid-iversary, ah?
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- [Devon] Ah, I like that.
- [Kelly chuckles]
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Can you believe
we've been playing for four years?
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I cannot. It seems like only yesterday
we were wee babes in battle.
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Mmm, okay.
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Don't worry, y'all.
The MVP has arrived. [chuckles]
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[Kelly] Oh, thank goodness,
Rory, my queen.
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[Rory chuckles] You're so extra.
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- Happy raid anniversary, bitches.
- [Kelly stammers] Raid-iversary.
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[Rory] Ooh! Like it. Love it. Living it.
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Wow. Digging the new gear, Dev.
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[Devon] Ah, thanks.
I did some grinding for XP.
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Wanted to look a little special
for the occasion.
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[Rory] Aw, you simp.
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Hey, y'all. Sorry I'm late.
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I-I got another nosebleed.
It went all over my keyboard.
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[Rory] Seth, the keyboard I got you
for your birthday?
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[Seth] Uh, it's okay.
My keys are a little sticky,
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so my ranged attacks
might not be great, but--
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[Rory] I mean,
your ranged attacks are always shit.
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[Devon] Damn, Seth.
Your own girlfriend dunking on you, man.
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- [Seth] Yep. Gotta love her.
- [computer chimes]
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- [urban music playing]
- What up, sluts?
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You ready to clit-kick this boss or what?
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- [Kelly, Rory grumbling, groaning]
- [Devon] What up?
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- Happy raid-iversary, Freddie.
- [Freddie scoffs] Raid-iversary?
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That's fucking lame.
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- [Rory] What? You're fucking lame.
- [Kelly] Excu-- Boo!
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[Freddie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. You love me.
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All right, whatever.
Let's just get this shit started.
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[Kelly] We cannot.
For one of our number is missing.
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[Rory] Dev, where's your brother?
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[Devon groans] I don't know.
He'll show up when he shows up.
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Anyway. Apparently, this boss is hard,
but his attacks are pretty predictable.
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So, make sure you have that gear
from our last raid equipped.
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[Seth] Gotta find them.
It's been a minute.
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[Devon] We'll start ranged
and then we'll flank him
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- before going in for the kill shot. Okay?
- [Freddie groans] Yes, let's go already.
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- My Adderall's kicking in.
- [Rory] Can't.
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- We gotta do the dance first.
- [Freddie] No!
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[Devon] Sorry, man. Have to.
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Team Dab Queef has never failed a raid
when we did the good-luck dance.
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[Freddie] Bullshit.
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We've done the stupid dance
for the last four years
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and we get our asses kicked
every single time.
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[Rory] Come on, Freddie. Do the dance.
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- [Devon] Come on, Freddie. Freddie.
- [Rory] Do it! Do it! Do it!
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[Devon] Come on. It's our raid-iversary.
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- [Seth] Dance. Just do it.
- [Devon] Dance, dance.
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- Come on.
- [Freddie] All right. Jesus Christ.
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[all] Dab Queef! Dab Queef! Dab Queef!
Dab Queef! Dab Queef! Dab Queef!
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[cheering, laughing]
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[Freddie] Whatever.
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What up, sluts?
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Yeah!
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- [Freddie] Hey, Ben.
- [Kelly] Young Benjamin!
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[Ben] Did I miss the queef dance?
I wanna do the dance.
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Dab Queef...
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[Devon] Hey, Ben. You're getting
too close to the cave, buddy.
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- [Rory] Ben, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ben.
- [team clamoring]
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[Devon] Ben!
Ben, you're gonna trigger the...
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[cyclops growling]
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...fight.
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{\an8}[roars]
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[Ben] Oops.
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{\an8}- [Rory] This thing's massive.
- [Seth] So disgusting.
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{\an8}[Devon] Whoa. Freddie, fall back.
You're getting pummeled.
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{\an8}- [Freddie] Shit dick!
- [Rory] What happened, Freddie?
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{\an8}Vagina itching again?
I'm sure there's a cream for it.
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{\an8}- [team laughing]
- [Freddie] Eat my ass. Gobble it up.
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{\an8}[Kelly] Unwashed ass
is hardly a meal fit for a queen!
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{\an8}[Freddie] How about talk
like a normal person, Kelly? Huh?
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{\an8}[Seth] Relax, man. Just wash your ass
and maybe someone will eat it.
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{\an8}[Freddie] I don't want anyone
to eat my ass!
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{\an8}[Devon] Shit. Guys, guys!
Focus up. Everyone get behind me.
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{\an8}- Rory, cast blinding shot.
- [Rory] Okay.
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{\an8}[Devon] Sorisana,
hit him with an icicle blast.
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{\an8}- [Kelly] Yes, sire.
- [Devon] Freddie, use inferno.
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{\an8}- [Freddie] Got you.
- [Devon] Seth, get ready. Cloak a knife.
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{\an8}- [Seth] Yeah.
- [Devon] Ben.
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{\an8}Ben, what are you doing?
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{\an8}- [Ben's character farts]
- [Ben] I farted.
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{\an8}- [team laughs]
- [Devon] Ben. Shit.
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{\an8}Is he gonna doom us all? Okay.
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{\an8}Uh, we're just gonna burn
our max abilities on my mark.
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{\an8}- Ready?
- [Kelly] Yes.
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{\an8}- [Devon] Go!
- [all] Team Dab Queef!
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{\an8}[Devon, distorted] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What is this?
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{\an8}[all clamoring]
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{\an8}[Freddie] What the fuck happened?
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{\an8}[roars]
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{\an8}[Rory] What? Are you serious?
[groans] I need a heal.
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{\an8}- [Seth] Uh, wh-wh-what-- What?
- [Rory] Seth?
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{\an8}[Freddie] Fuck your girlfriend.
Kill the thing.
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{\an8}- [Rory] Seth, come heal me.
- [Seth] I'm turned around. I don't know.
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{\an8}- [Freddie] What are you doing?
- [Devon] Damn it.
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{\an8}[Freddie] What did I fucking tell you,
whipping boy?
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{\an8}[Devon] Okay. He's almost dead.
Everyone, with me.
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{\an8}We can still win this. Ready?
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{\an8}- Go!
- [all clamoring]
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{\an8}[Rory] Guys, I only got hit once.
I need a healer.
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{\an8}- [Freddie laughing]
- [Kelly] We got him!
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{\an8}[groaning]
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- [all clamoring, cheering]
- [Ben's character farts]
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I found out how to do a double fart.
It looks like a butt.
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[Devon] I don't get it.
What would cause the game to freak out?
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[Freddie]
I bet you it's Rory and Seth's fault.
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They're probably at Seth's place
sharing his shitty Wi-Fi
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so they can finger blast each other
between boss fights.
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- [Rory] Ew! What the hell?
- [Seth] You're disgusting.
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[Ben] What's finger blasting?
Is that a spell? Teach me to finger blast!
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[Devon] Freddie, stop saying stuff
like that around my little brother.
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[Freddie] It's fine. It was your mom
who taught me how to finger blast.
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- [Ben] Mom knows Freddie?
- [Freddie chuckles] Yes.
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[Seth] The game glitched
for all of us, right?
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There's something wrong with the game,
not our Internet connections. Idiot.
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[Freddie] Oh, is someone jealous?
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Sorry I'm a boy genius
and got a job out of high school
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while you turds have to rack up debt
at college.
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[Seth] What-Whatever.
[stammers] Can someone check Reddit?
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See if anyone else
is having this problem that--
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[Freddie] I'll do it like I do
everything around here. Brb.
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[Rory] He's afk. Someone mess with him.
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- [Ben singing indistinctly]
- [farts]
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- [Seth, Kelly laughing]
- [Rory laughs] Get him!
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[Seth] Do you guys remember when he left
for, like, 30 minutes to take a shit
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and we pushed him into a chasm?
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[Rory] Yes. He was so pissed. [chuckles]
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- [Ben] I remember that.
- [Devon] No, you don't.
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That was four years ago.
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You were like three
when we started playing.
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And, that reminds me,
I got everyone raid-iversary gifts. Huh?
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- [Kelly] Aw.
- [Rory] Aw! Happy raid-iversary.
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- [Kelly] My heart.
- [Seth] I'm glad I came.
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[Devon] Yeah, me too.
It's been hard to track you guys down.
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It feels like you and Rory are never free
at the same time anymore.
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- [Seth] Yeah. Sorry.
- [Rory] Yeah, you know, just been busy.
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[Devon] I've missed getting to hang out
with you guys in person.
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[Kelly] I too miss the proximity
of your flesh.
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[Rory] Babe, you gotta stop talking
about people's flesh. It's creepy.
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Oh, yes. Uh, y-your musky essence?
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- [Rory] No.
- [Ben] Where's my present?
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[Devon] Uh, your present is
you can keep farting on Freddie.
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- [Ben vocalizes, farts]
- [Freddie] All right, I'm back, bitches.
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Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
You little prick.
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- [all laughing]
- [Freddie] Look, assholes,
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the coozes over at MQ haven't patched
the servers in forever,
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so now it's lagging whenever there's
a raiding party of more than five people.
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[Rory] What does that mean?
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[Freddie] Okay. So, it means,
for the game to work, one of us has to go.
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[Seth] Okay, smart-ass.
Does that mean that, like,
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someone has to get kicked out
of the group?
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Yes. Are you all fucking illiterate
or is it, like, a couple thing or what?
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- Yes, that's what I'm saying.
- [Devon] That's not happening.
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[Seth] Yeah. Maybe we can
just reschedule or something.
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[Devon] No, we can't reschedule.
This is our raid-iversary.
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I had to beg you guys for weeks
to clear your schedules for this.
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Come on, we gotta do it tonight.
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[Freddie] Okay. Then you
have to kick someone out... now.
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[Devon] Shit.
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- [Devon] That can't be the only solution.
- [Freddie] Sorry, man.
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You want to finish the raid,
someone's gotta go.
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- And my vote's on teabagger over there.
- [Devon stammers] I can't kick him, dude.
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I'm babysitting. If he's not playing,
he's gonna get into shit.
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Why are you the nanny?
Your mom too busy getting finger blasted?
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[Rory] What is it with you
and finger blasting?
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- [Freddie] I like it.
- [Ben] Finger blast!
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[Devon] I'm just watching him tonight.
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[Ben] Mom says it's his way of paying rent
since he's gonna keep living here with me.
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Brothers and roommates,
roommates and brothers,
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- playing games together forever...
- [Devon] Ben! I swear to God.
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[Seth] You're living at home?
I thought you were going to ASU.
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[Devon] Yeah, I missed
the application deadline. So...
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[Kelly] Oh, Devon. My condolences.
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- Will you reapply or...
- [Devon] I'm figuring it out.
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Uh, we need to focus.
What are we gonna do about the glitch?
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[Rory] I mean,
we should obviously kick Freddie.
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[Freddie chuckles] Oh, good luck.
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I'm the best player
on this piece of shit team.
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Just kick Rory. She's been half-assing it
for months anyway.
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[Rory scoffs]
Choke on your RealDoll's fat clit.
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[Ben] I choked
on a LEGO man head one time.
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[Devon] We're not kicking Rory.
Besides, we'd lose Seth too.
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He wouldn't want to keep playing
if we forced out his girlfriend.
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[Kelly] And you would be thrice bereft.
If Rory leaves, so too shall I.
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For we are soul-bonded in sisterhood,
our connection unbreakable.
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- Like the steel of--
- [Freddie] Oh, my God!
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Just lose Ren Faire over here.
Everyone hears what I'm hearing, right?
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I feel fucking insane.
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- The fuck?
- [Devon] Guys. Stop it.
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No one's leaving.
We're finishing this raid together.
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I've got a plan.
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[Devon] Once Rory, Sorisana and Seth
finish softening up the enemies,
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I'll send Ben and Freddie in, all right?
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As long as all of us aren't in there
at the same time,
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it shouldn't trigger the glitch. Got it?
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- [Freddie] Yeah. Got it.
- [Seth] Yeah.
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[Ben laughing, grunting]
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[Devon] Ben.
Ben, what the hell are you doing?
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[Ben] Doing this dance Freddie taught me.
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- [Freddie chuckles]
- [Devon] Stop that. I need you to focus.
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- [Ben] I'm just having fun.
- [Devon] Go over there
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and practice your actual attacks. Okay?
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[Ben] Okay.
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- Oh, yeah. What, what?
- [Devon] Hey, Freddie.
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Um, did you ever hear back
from your boss about my résumé?
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[Freddie clicks tongue] Uh, yeah.
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They, um, rejected it.
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Not enough relevant experience
or something.
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[Devon] Oh, okay.
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[Freddie] Sorry, man.
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[Devon] Yeah, that's-- that's okay.
Yeah, I get it. I--
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- [Freddie] Um, squad's back.
- [Ben grunts] Shovel, shovel!
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[Freddie] Better get in there.
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- Come on, Ben.
- [Ben] Let's go!
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[Rory sighs] Okay. Well, it didn't glitch,
but we didn't do shit to those demons.
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Mostly 'cause Seth was ignoring
all my shot-calling.
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[Seth] Well, I'm sorry.
I thought they were bad calls.
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[Kelly] You would know all about
bad calls, now, wouldn't you, knave?
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I see right through you, Seth.
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Son of Renée, the overbearing,
and Tim, the absent.
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- [Seth] Kelly--
- [Kelly] Sorisana!
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[Seth] Sorisana, just please don't.
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[Devon] Uh... [chuckles] ...what's going on?
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[Kelly groans] I don't know.
Why don't you ask Seth?
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Unless the absence
of a heart has rendered him mute.
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- [Seth] You know what, Kelly?
- [Kelly chuckling] Oh.
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[Rory] Guys, please.
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Seth and I broke up, Dev.
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[Devon] What? [stammers] Just now?
Wha-What the hell happened in there?
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[Rory] No, it happened
right after the last raid we did.
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[Devon chuckles] I knew it.
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I knew if you started dating
and you broke up
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that it would fuck up the guild
and people would stop playing--
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[Seth] This is why
we didn't tell you, man.
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[Rory] You're so intense about this game.
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We're both here now.
So, can you just chill?
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[Devon] I'm chill. I just can't believe
this is how we're all finding out.
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[Kelly] Well, I, the most trusted
of her inner sanctum, knew.
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And soon we shall share a sanctum
at UC Santa Cruz. Go, Banana Slugs!
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Roomies and besties, besties and roomies.
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- [vocalizes]
- [Rory sighs] Read the room, Kelly.
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[Seth] You good, Dev?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
If you guys are fine, I'm fine.
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Let's just keep playing.
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[Kelly] Glorious.
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[Freddie] Well, it didn't glitch
and I cleared the chamber by myself.
253
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He spent the whole time
teabagging skeletons, dude.
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00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,876
[Ben] I was trying to finger blast,
but no one would teach me.
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[Freddie] We got through this battle,
but this plan is sketchy.
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The enemies are only gonna get harder
even without the glitch.
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And if Finger Blast McGee
keeps dicking around,
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- it could fuck up the whole raid.
- [Devon] All right, I'll handle it.
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Look, Ben, I don't think you understand
how important this is, okay?
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We need to focus. We gotta beat this raid.
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[Ben] I'm focused.
I have to be to do the farts.
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[Devon] Right. But let's--
let's take that energy
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and work on your actual attacks.
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Charge up your decisive strike, but don't
release it until I tell you. All right?
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And now!
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[Ben] Whoa!
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[Devon] Great. I'm proud of you, buddy.
That was awesome.
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[Ben] You're a good teacher, Devon.
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[Devon] Oh. Well, thanks.
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Yeah. When we first started,
I had to teach everyone how to play.
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So, I guess I kinda got good at it.
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- [Ben] It's fun playing with you sluts.
- Ben. Stop saying-- [sighs]
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You know what? Never mind.
Let's get in there, slut.
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[Ben] Yeah, slut brothers!
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[Devon whispering] Fucking Freddie.
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Listen up, everyone.
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We're gonna tackle this boss
one person at a time.
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Damage dealers first, with support
in the back for healing and buffs.
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If we stay sharp and we stick to the plan,
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we should be able to take down this boss
without triggering the glitch.
281
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We got this. Team Dab Queef on three.
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One, two, three.
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[all] Team Dab Queef!
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[Devon] Shit. Goddamn it.
285
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{\an8}- Ben.
- [Ben] Let's go!
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{\an8}- [strains]
- [Devon] Good job, Ben.
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{\an8}- [Ben screams]
- [Freddie] Fuck it. Pairs.
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{\an8}[Devon] Rory and Sorisana, focus up, guys.
289
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{\an8}- [Kelly straining]
- [Rory] Move!
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{\an8}- [Kelly] Wait, wait, wait--
- [Rory gasps]
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- [Kelly] Zounds! Vanquished!
- [Rory] Shit!
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{\an8}[Devon] Seth. Freddie.
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{\an8}- [Seth grunting]
- [Freddie] Seth, turn!
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- [Seth] Damn it!
- [Freddie] Dumbass!
295
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{\an8}[Devon] Rory and Ben.
296
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{\an8}[gorgon growls]
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{\an8}- [Rory] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! [screams]
- [Ben grunts]
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[Ben groans]
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Frick! I've gotta do something.
These sluts are counting on me.
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00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,816
Maybe if I try a different weapon...
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[clanking]
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Finger blast!
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{\an8}[Devon] Okay.
Look, Ben is still respawning.
304
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,251
{\an8}Le-- Let's all try to rush the Gorgon
before he gets back in.
305
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,836
{\an8}[all] Team Dab Queef!
306
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,963
{\an8}[all clamoring]
307
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,840
{\an8}[Devon] That's great. Guys, it's working.
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00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,967
{\an8}- [Rory] No, no, no. Keep going.
- Finger blast!
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{\an8}[Devon] Wait, wait, wait, Ben. No!
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{\an8}- [Freddie] What the hell?
- [Rory] Are you serious?
311
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,848
{\an8}[Freddie] What did you-- Oh, my God!
312
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,599
{\an8}[roars]
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[Devon] Goddamn it, Ben. What was that?
314
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[Ben] Figured out how to finger blast.
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00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,855
[Devon] Screw it. That's it.
I'm kicking him out.
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My mom can yell at me later.
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00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,525
[Rory] Come on, Dev. He's a kid.
He doesn't know any better.
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00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,485
[Devon] He's fucking up our game.
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Someone has to go,
or the game is gonna keep glitching.
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- It's gotta be him.
- [Seth] Look, if it makes things easier,
321
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,118
I can go. I have something
I need to get to anyway.
322
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,036
[Freddie laughs]
What plans could you possibly have?
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00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,205
You're the most boring fucking person
in the world, Seth.
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00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,583
- [Seth] Shut up, Freddie.
- [Freddie] Oh. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
325
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,667
I'm sure you're busy.
326
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,336
You probably got historically accurate
civil war mini figs to paint,
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00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,338
or like a home and garden magazine
to jack off to.
328
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,673
[Seth] I'm-I'm meeting my girlfriend.
329
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,759
- [Freddie] Okay.
- [Rory] Your what?
330
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,262
- You're dating someone?
- [Seth inhales deeply, sighs]
331
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,930
[Kelly] You rake.
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00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,432
[Seth] I'm dating Kristen Davis.
333
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,518
[Freddie] Hold on. Piss-stain Davis?
334
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,311
You're dating Piss-stain Davis?
335
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,896
[Seth] Okay. That was in second grade.
336
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,815
And she didn't piss herself.
She sat on her water bottle.
337
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,900
- [Devon] Guys.
- [Freddie laughs]
338
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,611
- Then why did it smell like piss, bro?
- [Devon] Guys, stop it. Okay?
339
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,529
None of you are leaving. Ben is leaving.
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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,114
[Seth] Hey, are you sure, Dev?
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00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,826
[Devon] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
Uh, just give me a second to talk to him.
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00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,121
[Seth] O-Okay. We'll go afk.
343
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:35,208
[Ben's character farting]
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00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,335
[Devon] Look, Ben, you-you gotta go.
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00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,463
[Ben] I don't actually have to go.
I'm just farting.
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00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,299
[Devon] No, I-I-I mean,
347
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,343
I-I need you to leave the game.
348
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,595
[Ben] What do you mean?
349
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,597
[Devon] You-You heard me, buddy.
You gotta log off.
350
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,016
[Ben] But I did the attacks
like you taught me.
351
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,100
[Devon] I know you did.
352
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,268
[Ben] And I listened.
353
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,604
And I know I did a finger-blast,
but I thought I was helping.
354
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,689
[Devon] Ben, come on.
355
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,316
[Ben] I just wanna play with you.
356
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,860
Brothers and roommates,
roommates and brothers.
357
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,404
[Devon] You don't get it, Ben.
358
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,242
Okay? This is me and my friends' game
and you're messing it up.
359
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,825
You gotta go.
360
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,037
Please, Devon. I wanna play.
361
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,207
Please don't make me leave. Please, Dev--
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00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,212
[Seth] Are you guys good?
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00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,381
[Devon] Fine. Let's go.
364
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,932
[Freddie] Jesus. Finally.
It took us five fucking years to get here.
365
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,517
[Devon] Well, it's not over yet.
366
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:38,020
I read that the final boss is crazy hard.
So here's what we're gonna do.
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00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,897
There's three activation circles,
368
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,149
and if we activate all three
a shield will appear
369
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,110
that'll give us at least
a chance of beating this thing.
370
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,737
So, Seth, you'll start
by casting shadow step and then--
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00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,947
- [phone ringing]
- [Seth] Okay.
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00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,240
[Devon] Uh--
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Shit. I gotta-- I gotta take this.
Hey, Mom.
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00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,786
[Devon's mom]
Did you kick your brother out?
375
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,122
[Devon] What? No, I mean-- Yeah. Yes.
376
00:15:56,123 --> 00:16:00,126
I-I asked him to leave,
but-- Mom. Mom, stop yelling.
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00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,878
[Freddie] Yikes.
378
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,130
[Seth] Uh, guys,
maybe I should just leave.
379
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,132
It seems like things
are getting tense over there.
380
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,010
[Rory] Yeah. Go run along to Piss-stain.
I hope you give each other giardia.
381
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,096
[Kelly] Yes! Drag him!
Drag him to the depths of hell.
382
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,389
[Seth] Her name is Kristen, Rory.
383
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,349
- [Devon] Hey, guys. Sorry about that.
- [Seth] Yeah?
384
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,226
- [Rory] Hey, Dev. Seth is gonna fuck off.
- [Seth scoffs]
385
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,769
So you might
want to rethink your game plan.
386
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,521
- Wait. What?
- [Rory] If you're gonna go, go.
387
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,857
- [Seth] Don't tell me what to do.
- [Rory] You said it already ten times.
388
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,692
[Devon] Come on, guys.
N-Neither of you are leaving. Let's go.
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00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,611
[Kelly scoffs] Let the whelp flee, Devon.
390
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,155
Let him flee to his piss-cave
with his piss-queen.
391
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,948
[Seth] You know what?
Shut the fuck up, Kelly. Okay?
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00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,909
- [Rory] Don't talk to her like that.
- [Freddie] Jesus fucking Christ.
393
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,786
That's enough with the soap opera. I can't
wait to get the hell out of this guild.
394
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,330
You know what? Fuck it. I'm starting it.
395
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,415
- [Devon] Wait. No, no, no!
- [Rory] What the hell?
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00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,083
- [Seth] Thanks, Freddie.
- [Freddie] Okay.
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00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,169
[Devon] Freddie!
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00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,131
{\an8}[growls]
399
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,383
{\an8}[Rory] Seth, aim for their eyes, dumbass.
400
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,385
{\an8}[Seth] God. Why are you such a dick, Rory?
401
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,554
{\an8}See, this is why we broke up.
402
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,098
{\an8}[Rory] Um, no. We broke up
because you don't have a life.
403
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,017
{\an8}You just sit around in your underwear
watching anime.
404
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,852
{\an8}[Seth] I have a life.
405
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,063
{\an8}It's just better with Kristen.
406
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,899
{\an8}[Rory gasps] Fuck you, Seth.
407
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,904
{\an8}[Devon] Freddie, what did you mean?
Are you not playing anymore?
408
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,366
{\an8}[Freddie] Uh, I mean, I found
a guild at Google, Clit Hounds,
409
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,866
{\an8}and I'm gonna join them.
410
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,117
{\an8}I just don't have enough XP.
411
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,121
{\an8}But once we fuck up the boss,
I'll be able to level up and join them.
412
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,623
{\an8}[Devon] So you're just using us?
413
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,333
{\an8}[Freddie] I, uh--
Yeah, I guess, if we win.
414
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,416
{\an8}[growls]
415
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,336
{\an8}[Rory] I should've known
you prefer girls who mouth breathe
416
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,879
{\an8}- and write Dragon Ball Z porn.
- [Seth] No,
417
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,131
{\an8}I prefer girls that aren't
so obsessed with trying to be cool
418
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,300
{\an8}that they shame their boyfriends
for liking the stuff that they like.
419
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,678
{\an8}[Kelly] How dare you
besmirch the name of Rory,
420
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,138
{\an8}daughter of Ken,
adjuster of claims, sister to Rachel?
421
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,766
{\an8}[Seth] Okay, Kelly, Kelly, before you
do all that, why don't you ask her
422
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,768
{\an8}about her roommate situation
at Santa Cruz?
423
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,687
{\an8}[Rory] Seth, don't.
424
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,856
{\an8}[growls]
425
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:45,941
{\an8}[Freddie] Shit. Shit.
426
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,025
{\an8}[Devon] I can't believe
you're ditching us.
427
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,152
{\an8}[Freddie] Look, I'm s-sorry, I guess.
428
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,946
{\an8}But, like, I've just
kind of outgrown you guys.
429
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:52,989
{\an8}It's nothing personal.
430
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,616
{\an8}[Devon] How could it not be personal?
You're bailing on your friends, dude.
431
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,076
{\an8}[Freddie] Don't make me out
to be the bad guy
432
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,787
{\an8}just 'cause I have my life together, okay?
433
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:03,124
{\an8}[Kelly] What bile
does Seth the serpent spit, Rory?
434
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,750
{\an8}[Rory] Just forget it.
He's being an asshole.
435
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,712
{\an8}[Seth] I'm being the asshole?
I'm not the one lying to my friend.
436
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,672
{\an8}[Kelly] What is he talking about, Rory?
437
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:14,386
{\an8}[Devon] I-I-I-- [chuckles] I have my life
together. I'm-I'm-I'm getting it together.
438
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,054
{\an8}[Freddie] Bro,
we both know that's not true.
439
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,849
{\an8}- [Rory] It's not a big deal, Kelly.
- [Seth] Tell her, Rory...
440
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,475
{\an8}[roars]
441
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,561
{\an8}...or I will.
442
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,480
{\an8}[Rory] I don't wanna be your roommate.
443
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,648
{\an8}- [Kelly] What?
- [Seth] No! Oh!
444
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,941
{\an8}[Kelly] Why?
445
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,195
{\an8}R-- [scoffs] Rory, why?
446
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,114
{\an8}- [Seth grunts]
- Why, Rory?
447
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,157
{\an8}Rory, why?
448
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,659
{\an8}- [Rory] Because you're fucking weird.
- [Devon] Whoa, guys.
449
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,953
{\an8}[Rory] Kelly, you're just--
450
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,998
{\an8}you're a lot. It's exhausting.
451
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,209
{\an8}I just want a fresh start
at college, okay?
452
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,669
{\an8}[Freddie groans]
453
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,797
{\an8}- I knew you were a bitch, Rory, but damn.
- [Seth] Man, shut the fuck up, Freddie.
454
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,466
{\an8}- [Freddie] Why are you defending her?
- [Rory] Hey.
455
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,343
{\an8}You're balls-deep in Piss-stain now, dude.
456
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,804
{\an8}[Devon] Guys, stop it!
Stop attacking each other. We're friends.
457
00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,973
{\an8}[Kelly] Maybe we're not friends.
458
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,229
{\an8}We were, but... [sniffles]
...but maybe we're not anymore.
459
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,357
{\an8}[roars]
460
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,400
{\an8}[snarls]
461
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,362
{\an8}[snarls]
462
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:22,829
[Devon] Um, guys, can we-- can we, uh,
maybe go to-to video chat for a second?
463
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:34,632
So, uh, look, I know that got heated.
464
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:40,429
S-S-- Um, so may-maybe we should just
all, like, talk about wha-what happened.
465
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,515
Right?
466
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,725
I might just go hang out with Kristen.
467
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,688
[clicks tongue] Yeah,
I'm, um-- I'm out too.
468
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,772
Wha--
469
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,315
Guys, we can't-- [scoffs]
470
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,900
We can't--
We can't leave the night like this.
471
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,569
We-We-We need to--
We need to talk about this.
472
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,446
No one wants to talk, Dev.
473
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,075
Okay. Okay. I-I get it.
474
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,244
I mean, we-we-we-we don't--
we don't have to.
475
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,205
That's, um-- [sighs]
476
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,958
Le-Let's just reschedule.
When-When's everyone free next?
477
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,419
[Seth, Kelly, Freddie sighing]
478
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,755
Guys. [chuckles] C-Come on.
We-- We have to finish this raid,
479
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,717
and then we have, like,
four other quests in our queue.
480
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:22,346
Dude, let it go. It's-- It's over.
We're not playing anymore.
481
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,308
[stammers] Okay. Fuck off, Freddie.
Yes. Yes. Yes, we are.
482
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,061
- Okay? We--
- He's right. It's over.
483
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,898
Everything has its time
and everything dies.
484
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,985
No! No, it doesn't have to die.
485
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,988
Not everything has to die, okay?
486
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:43,160
We-We-- We-We've gone through
so much together, guys. We can fix this.
487
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:45,913
We can--
488
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,790
[sighs]
489
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,585
Freddie was right.
490
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,963
My life's a fucking mess.
491
00:20:55,589 --> 00:21:01,761
Right? I'm-- I don't-- I don't have a job
or a relationship, you know?
492
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,012
I'm not going to school.
493
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,058
I'm living with my little brother,
for fuck's sake.
494
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:11,020
I-I don't-- I-- Look, I don't--
I don't know what I'm gonna do, okay?
495
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,813
I-I just-- I-I don't--
496
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,440
[breathes shakily]
497
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,109
I don't have anything else.
498
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,905
This game... [stammers] ...our guild,
499
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,198
it's all I have.
500
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,617
Okay? Please, just--
501
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,287
Don't go.
502
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,872
Please.
503
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,541
[sighs]
504
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,043
I'm sorry, man.
505
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:39,800
But this is supposed to be fun
and it's just not anymore.
506
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:42,718
See you around, bro.
507
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,971
Freddie, you--
508
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,934
Hate to say it, Dev,
but I kind of agree with Freddie.
509
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,648
But I'll call you later, okay?
510
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,067
[sighs] Love you, man.
511
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,736
[Devon sighing]
512
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:01,905
[Rory sighs]
513
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,741
Bye, Dev.
514
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:10,329
Well, good luck with... [sighs] ...everything.
515
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,625
[chuckles] No. You--
516
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,295
Kelly. [chuckles]
517
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:22,259
For a time,
you were a just and noble leader.
518
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,600
- I'm sorry, Dev. I-- I'll see ya.
- [Devon chuckles, inhales sharply]
519
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,768
[sighs]
520
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,771
[sighs]
521
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,323
[crows cawing]
522
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,762
[crow cawing]
523
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,947
[chattering, laughing]
524
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:29,535
[Kelly humming]
525
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,955
A flagon of sweet ambrosia, my good man.
526
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:37,041
- [Devon] Kelly, um, uh, Sorisana.
- [Kelly] Oh. [chuckles]
527
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,960
Salutations, Devon.
528
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:40,586
I'm surprised to see you online.
529
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:45,341
Oh. And it's actually, um,
Naevys Luthana now. [chuckles]
530
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,509
I joined a new guild.
531
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,512
I was just logging on to transfer
an item to my new character.
532
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,848
[Devon] That's great.
I'm-I'm-I'm glad you're still playing.
533
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:56,143
[Kelly] Yeah.
I don't suppose you'd like to join?
534
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,187
[Devon] Does everyone, um, role-play?
535
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,481
[Kelly speaks Elvish]
536
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,192
- It-It means we all speak Elvish.
- [Devon] Yeah. Um, I'm good.
537
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,652
- How's college?
- [Kelly] Oh.
538
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,070
I actually didn't end up going.
539
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,490
It turns out doing
in-character mukbangs on Twitch is...
540
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,242
[imitates Sorisana] ...highly lucrative.
541
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,327
- [Devon] Wait, what?
- [Kelly, normal voice] Yeah. Yesterday,
542
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,998
I ate six Nashville hot chicken
sandwiches for $3,000.
543
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,083
- It was sick.
- [Devon laughing] Oh, my God.
544
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,252
[Kelly] What about you?
What have you been up to?
545
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,921
[Devon] I'm-- I mean, I'm-I'm working
a bunch mostly. Saving up.
546
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,590
- Eating normal amounts of food.
- [chuckles]
547
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:28,759
I'm applying to schools again.
I'm thinking about being a teacher.
548
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,220
[Kelly, imitating Sorisana]
That's so wonderful.
549
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:34,433
Oh, you would be an excellent educator.
550
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,477
[normal voice] And, um, well,
have you been playing at all or...
551
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,315
[Devon] S-- Uh, sometimes. Yeah.
[stammers] Um, it's not really the same.
552
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,400
[Kelly] Mmm.
553
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:47,821
You know, I often think
of our adventures together.
554
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:52,033
Our coarse but lively camaraderie.
555
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,409
- [Rory, Kelly laughing]
- [Devon] Ben.
556
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,494
[all laughing]
557
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,997
[Kelly] A bond I thought immutable.
558
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,248
[chattering]
559
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:03,337
And at times,
those memories fill me with sadness,
560
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:07,632
but most often I'm touched
561
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:11,135
by a deep and abiding gratitude...
562
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,220
[all laughing, chattering]
563
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,056
...for the connection that we all shared.
564
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:19,061
Sometimes love lasts only for a season.
565
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,232
But what a bountiful season it was.
566
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,902
[Devon] Verily. [chuckles]
567
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:28,987
[Kelly] Verily.
568
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:31,907
[Devon] Thanks, Kelly.
569
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,576
[Kelly] Oh, look.
Young Master Ben is online.
570
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,579
[Devon] Huh. Shall we,
uh, see what he's up to?
571
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,498
- [Kelly] Yeah.
- [both chuckle]
572
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:42,251
[children laughing]
573
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,337
[Ben, in singsongy voice]
I'm the best gamer in the world.
574
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,005
- [screams, grunts]
- [chuckling]
575
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,633
Devon! Guys, it's my brother.
576
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,552
Everyone, fart like I taught you.
577
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:56,055
- Three, two, one.
- [all farting]
578
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,390
[Devon, Kelly laughing]
579
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,808
[Kelly] The legacy of farting lives on.
580
00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:00,226
[both chuckling]
581
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,310
[Devon] Good job, buddy.
582
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,229
[Ben laughs]
583
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,065
[children laughing]
584
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:11,112
[Devon] You know, actually,
is there any space in your guild or...
585
00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:12,488
[Kelly speaks Elvish]
586
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,907
- Oh. That means, yes, of course.
- [Devon] You know what? Never mind.
587
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:17,326
[Kelly] No, no, no, no, no.
I can teach you. Just repeat after me.
588
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,829
[speaks Elvish]
589
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:24,125
- [Devon speaks Elvish]
- [Kelly] Yes. Yes.
590
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:26,919
- [Devon speaks Elvish]
- [Kelly laughing] Yes. Yes. You got it.
591
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,130
[Devon] Yeah. All right. All right.
Maybe I can do this.
592
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,300
- Maybe I can do this. All right.
- [Kelly] Yeah, absolutely.
593
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,263
[laughs]