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[ Vehicle approaches ]

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[ Footsteps approach ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Door opens ]

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[ Door closes ]

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[ Line ringing ]
Diane: Hey, Marla.

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My cleaning service flaked,
so I can't make it.

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Yeah, it's been
a big ol' shit show.

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I had people checking in
to units that weren't cleaned,

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and now I'm here with a vacuum.

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No, no, you stay.
I'm fine.

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You know, I got my music.
It's -- It's kinda relaxing.

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Okay, now, bye-bye.

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[ Vacuum whirring ]

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[ Knock on door ]

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[ Knock on door ]

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[ Vacuum shuts off ]

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[ Door opens ]

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Hi.
Can I help you?

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Mother: Yes, I'm having
a little bit of car trouble.

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These steep mountain roads,
they got me stuck.

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Can I borrow
your phone?

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My phone?
Don't you have a cellphone?

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It -- It died.

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Guess it just ain't
my day.

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Oh, this here's my son.

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[ Footsteps ]

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[ Man laughing ]
[ Thudding ]

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Wait, what are you --
No, you can't --

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No, what are you --
You can't come in here!

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[ Thudding, man screams ]

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[ Diane screaming ]

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[ Man laughing ]

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[ Door closes ]

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[ Screaming continues,
vacuum whirring ]

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[ Laughing ]

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I lost my pretty face.
She'll see me!

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Don't worry, baby.
I got your pretty face.

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Remember,
say nice things to her.

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Girls like to hear
nice things.

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[ Man grunting,
Diane screaming ]

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[ Squishing ]
[ Man roars ]

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Did that feel good?
[ Grunts ]

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Did you get
your yuckies out?

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[ Laughs ]

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I guess
she wasn't the one.

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You'll know when
the right one comes along.

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Right one.

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Oh, baby,
you certainly made a mess,

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I'll tell you that.

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All these cleaning supplies
sure do come in handy.

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Lucky for us.

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What you doing there,
baby?

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Evidence.

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Evidence!

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Such a big word!

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You're such a smart man.

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You're destroying
evidence.

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Evidence.
Yes.

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But we can't
burn the body.

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No, bones don't burn.

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We're going to have to
bury the body somewhere

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and then just bury
the evidence with that.

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Like the digging game.

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[ Groaning happily ]
You like the digging game?

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Huh?

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[ Sighing ] Alright.

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[ Vehicle approaches ]

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Oh, crappus dappus, baby.
We need to hide.

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Grab the body.
Help me.

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Oh, oh, come on.

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Good.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Footsteps,
muffled conversation ]

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Alex: [ Muffled ]
What'd I tell ya?

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Isn't this great?
[ Beeping ]

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Zoe: Yeah.
It's great, right?

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Really nice.
[ Door opens ]

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My lungs are not used
to all this clean air.

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At least
we got our steps in.

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Do you think
the cleaner came?

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Uh, she was supposed to be gone
at 4:00, and it is after 4:00.

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There's still dust
everywhere.

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Well, babe, it's --
it's rustic, you know?

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I mean, supposedly
parts of this house

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were built
before the Civil War.

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So, uh,
I think we're probably

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just gonna have to
get used to the dust.

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Did you leave
the fireplace going?

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Or was that
the cleaning lady?

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Uh, no, that was --
that was me.

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I was filming
and I think I forgot.

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Alex,
that's super dangerous.

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You could've burned
the house down.

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I mean, I didn't, so that's --
that's good news.

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Hey, you want some wine?

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God, yes.
But I gotta pee first.

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Cool.

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[ Door closes ]

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[ Toilet flushes ]

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Hey, you want to, uh,
go chill out by the fire,

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and I'll -- I'll serve you.

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Okay.

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Won't I mess up
your shot?

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Alex: No, no, no, no,
you're good.

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I'm actually pretty good
with that.

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I just, um -- I usually just
shoot for like an hour or two

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and then I find, like,
a little bit that I like,

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and I loop it --
corkscrew.

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[ Soft clatter ]

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Ah, found it.

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The cleaning lady
did the hearth.

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It's still wet.

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Oh, I was screwing
with that corkscrew.

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I didn't
even need to.

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Wine's a screw top.
[ Chuckles ]

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Mm.
Mm!

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Oh, fancy!

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[ Purrs, laughs ]

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Did you know
that screw tops

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are actually a lot better
for the wine?

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Hmm.

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But wine makers
keep using corks

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because they think
all of us just assume

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if something has a cork
that it's, like, nicer.

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Mm. Big Cork
suppressing the truth.

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I got your big cork
right here, baby.

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Hope it's bigger
than a cork.

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It's marginally bigger
than a cork.

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I know.
Just a little bit.

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[ Laughs ]

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To, um...

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To us.
The coral reefs not dying.

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To us and the coral reefs
not dying, yeah.

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I read something the other day,
they've got that, um,

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sunscreen that, like,
doesn't hurt the reefs?

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Pretty cool.
Yeah.
But they're still dying.

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There's a lot of things
that are killing it.

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Yeah, like I said, it's,
you know, always something.

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Would you like to join me
on this luxurious rug?

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Okay, I know
where this is going.

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What?
Is your camera still on?

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No. No.
I just wanted to...

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Mm-hmm.
...chill out on the rug.

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Yeah? 'Cause that one time
was a one-time deal.

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Oh, that one time was --
I'm not going to end up
in your sexy yule log video.

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Hey! Hey! Hey!
No, no, no, you say that now

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until that cash starts rollin'
when we start that OnlyFans.

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Babe, I don't think that I want
to sit on a dead bear.

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I mean,
do you think it's real?

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Do I think this is
a fake bearskin rug?

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Is that even really
a thing, babe?

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It's just --
I dunno. It's cruel.

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Oh, it's cruel,
it's cruel.

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Says the girl wearing
leather boots.

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Okay, first of all,
there's no face on my boots.

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And it's just --

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I dunno.
It just feels weird, okay?

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Okay!
And, yeah,
he's just sitting there

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staring at us pissed.
Sure.

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I mean, I can --
I can move him.

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Why are you petting his head
like that?

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Because he's
a friend now.

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You actually look
really cute on it.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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In a...
sexy caveman kind of way.

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Oh?

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Don't let the boy see.

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[ Laughs ] Yeah.

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You look really good,
too, actually.
Oh.

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You got this, like,
sexy glow from the fireplace.

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You look like, um...

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Beyoncé?
...Beyoncé.

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[ Exhales deeply ]
Thank you.

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I love you.
I love you.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Mm.

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Would the lady
like a snack?

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Mmm, always.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Ah, ah,
shit, shit shit!

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Mm! Damn it!
Hey, are you okay?

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Yeah, no,
I just got a --

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What's wrong? What's up?
I got a charley horse
or somethin'.

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It's not a big deal.
Oh, no, no, no.

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I might have some Tylenol.
No, I just got
to stretch it out.

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It's cool, it's cool,
it's cool. Listen.

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Listen, Zoe, Zoe.

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This last year with you
has been, like,

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the most rad year
of my life.
Good, babe.

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Yeah, and --
I've had a really
good time, too.

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Where is my Tylenol?
Um, there's only
really one thing

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that I think
could make it better.

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Babe, where'd you put
the Tylenol?
And that's if...

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you married me.

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[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God!

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You said something was wrong
with your leg, you asshole!

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Well, I said
what I had to say!

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Oh, my God, Alex!

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It's so...

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It's so beautiful.

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Where'd you get it?

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It was Nana's.

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Kinda cheesy, I guess,
but, uh,

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I know you told me you didn't
want me to, you know,

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do the whole
blood diamond thing, so...

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And I love you for that.

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God, I --

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I'm just --
I'm -- I'm in shock, babe.

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You're in shock?
Are you serious?
Yes!

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I took you to this beautiful
mountain retreat,

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and you're --
and you're surprised?

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I-I've just been
working so much,

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I didn't even, weirdly,
think about it, I guess.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, I mean...

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what do you say?

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Alex.

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Babe, you know
I love you.

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Hmm?

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Hmm?

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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Yeah.

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I mean, you're -- you're kinda
scaring me right now.

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[ Vehicle approaches,
siren chirps ]

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Um...

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Okay.

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That's weird.
Uh...

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Babe,
something is wrong.

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You don't know that.

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[ Door opens ]

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Hi.

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Sheriff:
Sorry to bother y'all.

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Uh, we're just
canvassing the area

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to see if you noticed
anything unusual last night?

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Oh, uh, we weren't here
last night.

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We got here today.
We're renting.

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Yeah, we checked in early
and went for a hike

257
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,285
so they could
finish cleaning the place.

258
00:13:03,354 --> 00:13:05,921
Deputy: Did you hear
or see anything unusual

259
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,056
while you're staying here,
anything suspicious?

260
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,187
No. We didn't hear or see
anything suspicious,

261
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:12,188
did we, Alex?

262
00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:13,298
Alex: No.

263
00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:17,265
Is something wrong?

264
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:21,737
Well, um, we don't wanna
freak out the tourists.

265
00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:23,838
Tourists are
our lifeblood.

266
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:27,309
But we found a body on the other
side of the mountain last night.

267
00:13:27,378 --> 00:13:28,847
Oh, my God.

268
00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:32,080
Is it a hiker
or something?

269
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:33,748
How -- How did
they die?

270
00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,416
The coroner's
doing a report.

271
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,985
That's all we can say
right now.

272
00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,688
Deputy: But she didn't beat
and strangle herself.

273
00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:40,889
Alex: Holy shit!

274
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,357
Oh, my God.
Babe.

275
00:13:42,426 --> 00:13:44,627
Wait a minute.

276
00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:46,795
May I come in?

277
00:13:46,864 --> 00:13:49,699
Uh...yeah,
that's fine.

278
00:13:49,768 --> 00:13:51,436
Yeah, come on in.

279
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,975
[ Sighs ]

280
00:13:57,074 --> 00:13:58,577
[ Door closes ]

281
00:14:00,378 --> 00:14:03,011
Where'd you get
the log?

282
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:07,215
Uh, just down the road
a little bit.

283
00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:10,218
From the tree with the rocks
around it in a circle?

284
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,387
Yeah. I think so.
Why?

285
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:14,490
Is there
something wrong?

286
00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:17,058
That's a hanging tree.

287
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:19,395
They used to
hang slaves on it.

288
00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:20,663
Ohh.
Oh, my God!

289
00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:21,897
I-I-I didn't know.

290
00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,999
I-I mean, how was I
supposed to know?

291
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:25,533
It just was
a-a cool-looking log.

292
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,068
And the branch I cut it off
was dead, so...

293
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,064
Didn't you see
the plaque?

294
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,340
No, I didn't see the plaque.
Did you see a plaque?

295
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:33,108
We -- We saw no plaques,
Sheriff.

296
00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:36,005
Oh, Diane took down
that plaque, Sheriff.

297
00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:37,913
Yeah, she rents that place out
for weddings down there.

298
00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:39,782
They don't want
to read about slavery.

299
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:40,916
She took down
the plaque?

300
00:14:40,985 --> 00:14:43,551
Yes.
'Cause of weddings.

301
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:47,055
Well, it's her land, but she
shouldn't have done that.

302
00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:49,224
I'm going to have to
talk to her about that.

303
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:52,961
Did we do something wrong?
'Cause we had no idea.

304
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,763
That's also
a very sacred tree

305
00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:58,366
to the tribe that used to
live around these parts.

306
00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:00,869
Yeah, they considered it
a demon tree.

307
00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:02,772
They would
never touch it.

308
00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:05,474
Supposedly
it fed on fear

309
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:08,311
and all the iron from all the
blood spilling underneath it.

310
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,706
Hollis.

311
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,346
I'm researching
for a Ghost Walk.

312
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:15,684
Well, these nice people don't
need your ghost walk spiel.

313
00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:17,422
They're on vacation.

314
00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:21,393
Can I get
a glass of water?

315
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:26,498
Yeah, of course.
Of course.

316
00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:33,168
[ Light thud ]

317
00:15:33,237 --> 00:15:35,674
[ Water running ]

318
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,708
Now, I'm not
the superstitious type.

319
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:41,676
Yeah.

320
00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:45,147
But I've heard enough
of this weird crap around here.

321
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:46,547
Some of these people think
this mountain's

322
00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:51,053
like some kinda
hillbilly Bermuda Triangle.

323
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:53,489
Yeah.
Maybe it's from the tree.

324
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:54,857
Maybe it's not.

325
00:15:54,926 --> 00:15:57,760
It is.

326
00:15:57,829 --> 00:15:59,498
Well, we won't
do it again.

327
00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:03,131
[ Sizzling ]

328
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,462
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

329
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,103
Okay.
Um...

330
00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:11,768
I wouldn't
burn that log again.

331
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,643
Tomorrow I'd bury it
respectfully.

332
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,278
Don't touch it.

333
00:16:16,347 --> 00:16:18,814
Use some cloth
to carry it out.

334
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,848
Maybe even
say a prayer.

335
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,017
That's what I'd recommend.
Yeah, okay, no, absolutely.

336
00:16:23,086 --> 00:16:25,448
We'll do whatever's necessary.
We're so sorry.
Yeah. Yeah.

337
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,924
We'll -- We'll say our prayers
and everything, yeah.
Yeah.

338
00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:30,292
Y'all two
on vacation?

339
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:32,393
Uh, we were, yes,
a very nice vacation

340
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:33,761
until both of you guys
showed up

341
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,799
talking about dead bodies
and demon trees.

342
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:40,068
Well, wait until he tells you
about the aliens.

343
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:41,871
[ Laughs ]

344
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,106
I-I'm sorry.

345
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:47,108
Y-You two seem like
a very nice couple.

346
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:50,211
And I-I want you
to enjoy yourselves.

347
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,749
But I just like
to be cautious.

348
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,346
The Sheriff's
very cautious.

349
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,087
Sure.

350
00:16:58,156 --> 00:16:59,722
That's a nice camera.

351
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,089
Uh, yeah,
thank you.

352
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:02,624
Yeah.
What do you call this thing?

353
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,893
Like a...

354
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:06,161
DSLR?

355
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,130
Uh [Chuckles] close.

356
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,364
It's an AF100.

357
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,499
It's probably overkill
for my purposes,

358
00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:14,469
but, uh, you know,
I just like stuff to look nice.

359
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:15,837
You know, like,
during the holidays

360
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:18,034
where people that don't
have a fireplace,

361
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,842
they like to put up
a video of a fire?

362
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,109
Yeah.

363
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,311
I make those.
I put them on YouTube.

364
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,579
Oh, no kidding?

365
00:17:24,648 --> 00:17:26,181
Hey, we use that
down at the station.

366
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,249
Yeah.
It's got
Christmas music on.

367
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,586
Yeah, my daughter
uses one, too, to study.

368
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,192
She's got ADHD.

369
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,324
Well, uh, I did one
last year in Bali.

370
00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:39,562
It was a, uh --
like a beach bonfire situation.

371
00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:41,029
Pretty cool.

372
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:45,300
Huh. Is that like a job
or just a hobby?

373
00:17:45,369 --> 00:17:48,070
Um, I make
some money at it, yeah.

374
00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:51,406
He has at least
a million views.

375
00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:53,675
I'm in the wrong business.
[ Chuckles ]

376
00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:58,380
Well, If you recorded that log,
I would definitely erase it.

377
00:17:58,449 --> 00:18:01,116
Anyway, we'll let
you nice people

378
00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:03,146
get back to your vacation.

379
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:07,355
But if you need anything,
anything at all,

380
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,892
here's my card.

381
00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:11,526
Absolutely.

382
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:15,497
Yep, we will be
in touch.

383
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,333
Have a good night,
Sheriff.

384
00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:21,937
Deputy.
Ohh, watch your step.

385
00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,706
Appreciate
all you guys do.

386
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:24,739
Protecting and serving.

387
00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:27,009
Your tax dollars at work,
by the way.

388
00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,776
Like, what was that?
[ Guns clicking ]

389
00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:31,446
Zoe: That is so disturbing.
Yeah, I know!

390
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:33,582
It's like I hate it when
these men in positions of power

391
00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:37,252
just believe all this,
like, superstitious shit.

392
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:39,387
I'm talking about
the killing.

393
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:40,722
There's a killer
on the loose, Alex!

394
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,358
Right, yes, I know about,
yeah, that.

395
00:18:43,427 --> 00:18:44,659
But, you know, honestly,

396
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:47,362
I wouldn't really worry
about that, babe.

397
00:18:47,431 --> 00:18:50,332
I mean, most murders
are family disputes,

398
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,067
statistically speaking.

399
00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:54,069
Right?

400
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,770
And if it is
a serial killer,

401
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:58,539
which, despite all
the true-crime documentaries

402
00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:02,577
would have you believe,
is super, super rare,

403
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:06,514
he's probably
very far away from here.

404
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,483
Babe, it can't
be that rare.

405
00:19:08,552 --> 00:19:10,452
There's many true-crime
shows about them.

406
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:12,354
You really need to stop watching
that shit before you go to bed

407
00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:13,588
with as anxious
as you are.

408
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:16,191
Ugh, God.
I have to be prepared, Alex.

409
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,693
Always be prepared,
right,

410
00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:20,028
my little --
my little Boy Scout.

411
00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:21,766
Come here.

412
00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:30,706
What do you say
I relight that log?

413
00:19:30,775 --> 00:19:32,273
Or -- Or --

414
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:35,271
Or pick
a different one?

415
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,479
The sheriff said don't.
The sheriff said don't?

416
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:41,377
The sheriff said don't, Alex.
Okay, alright, listen,
I'm going to ask you something.

417
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,853
I'm going to ask you something.
Be honest with me.

418
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,757
Do you believe that
that log is cursed?

419
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:50,325
Hmm?

420
00:19:50,394 --> 00:19:52,260
I don't know what to believe.
Okay?

421
00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,795
I-I-I think the sheriff
might be watching.

422
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:57,599
He might see the smoke.
Okay, alright.
Well, fuck me, then right?

423
00:19:57,668 --> 00:20:01,269
'Cause I just wanted
to light a fire in a cabin

424
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:04,640
with my girlfriend and propose
to her on a bearskin rug.

425
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:06,411
Yeah.

426
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:14,216
You never answered me,
by the way.

427
00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:15,955
Answered what?

428
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,622
"Will you marry me?"

429
00:20:20,691 --> 00:20:22,524
Can we -- Can we just talk
about that later?

430
00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:25,360
What does that mean?
What does that mean, Zo?

431
00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:26,961
I'm just --
I mean, like, do you want to?

432
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,463
Do you not want to?
Do you want to think about it?

433
00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:30,265
Babe, I'm just freaked out
right now!

434
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:31,566
You're freaked out
by who?

435
00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:34,035
By -- By Sheriff Bumfuck
and Deputy Cletus?

436
00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:36,872
What?
What? Are you --
A-Are you mad?

437
00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:40,041
No. No. No.

438
00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:41,346
No.

439
00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:44,883
I'm not.

440
00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:50,452
Babe.
Yeah?

441
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:53,656
I love you and I want
to marry you.

442
00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:55,891
I do,
but I'm just scared.

443
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,359
Okay. Okay.
Okay.

444
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,761
I'm -- I'm fucking scared
right now.
Look, I-I'm scared, too!

445
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,997
It's a huge step.
I know that.

446
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,535
I-I-I know.

447
00:21:05,702 --> 00:21:07,836
Alex, no!
It's -- It's not that.

448
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:10,939
Okay? You're -- You're always
so just happy-go-lucky.

449
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,540
And -- And I have my shit.

450
00:21:12,609 --> 00:21:14,675
What if it gets worse,
huh?

451
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:17,077
What if it gets worse
like my mom?

452
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:19,648
What if I grind you down
the way my mom did my dad?
Okay, you're not --
you're not like your mom.

453
00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:22,750
You're not like your mother!
You're nothing like your mother.

454
00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:25,220
You're not!
And I'm not your dad, Zoe.

455
00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:27,089
I'm not.

456
00:21:27,158 --> 00:21:28,652
Look at me.

457
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:29,691
Look at me.

458
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,730
You're not going to
grind me down.

459
00:21:33,697 --> 00:21:37,066
You might --
You might polish me, huh?

460
00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:39,434
Polish each other.

461
00:21:39,503 --> 00:21:42,371
Like -- Like
little diamonds.

462
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,671
Don't you --
Don't you just feel

463
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:46,541
like you should be
with someone happier?

464
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:49,244
No. No. No.
Wouldn't that make you happy,
to be with someone happier?

465
00:21:49,313 --> 00:21:52,014
Huh?
I want -- I want you.

466
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:56,888
You big stupid, dumb,
dumb idiot.

467
00:21:59,357 --> 00:22:01,090
You always know
the right things to say.

468
00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:02,786
But I --
But, but, but.

469
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,927
I feel cursed.

470
00:22:05,996 --> 00:22:08,396
Yes, like our friend the log
in the fireplace.

471
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:10,866
Don't joke.
Don't joke about that.

472
00:22:10,935 --> 00:22:12,935
Okay.

473
00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:15,670
It's -- It's like a --
It's like, um --

474
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:17,072
It's like
a sense of doom.

475
00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:19,541
Like I'm always waiting
for the other shoe to drop.

476
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:20,675
You know, like --
like, what if --

477
00:22:20,744 --> 00:22:21,944
what if we're
at a certain place

478
00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:23,378
at a certain location
at a certain time

479
00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,981
and then a tree
happens to fall on us

480
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,249
and had you not
been married to me,

481
00:22:27,318 --> 00:22:28,449
none of this
would have happened.

482
00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:30,552
You would have
never died, Alex.

483
00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:33,088
Zoe, that is so completely
off the rails.

484
00:22:33,157 --> 00:22:35,089
I-I-I'm going to ask you
something right now

485
00:22:35,158 --> 00:22:39,761
and I really, really don't
want you to get angry at me.

486
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:42,263
Can you promise to try?
I-I'm going to try.

487
00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:45,434
But you prefaced it
really strongly.
Do you think...

488
00:22:45,503 --> 00:22:48,536
that maybe...

489
00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:50,542
we should up
your medication?

490
00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,619
[ Sighs ]

491
00:23:03,455 --> 00:23:05,920
[ Sighs ]

492
00:23:05,989 --> 00:23:08,656
It's not about my meds,
Alex!
Okay. Alright.

493
00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:09,858
It's not about my meds.
Okay.

494
00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:11,426
This --
This is who I am.

495
00:23:11,495 --> 00:23:12,960
Alright.
Look, I'm sorry.

496
00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:14,730
A lot of fucked-up shit
has happened to you

497
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:16,464
in your life, babe.

498
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,333
And I-I-I just want you
to be happy.

499
00:23:18,402 --> 00:23:20,072
Okay?
That's all I want.

500
00:23:23,273 --> 00:23:24,944
That's all I want.

501
00:23:30,348 --> 00:23:32,084
This isn't just Willow.

502
00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:35,078
Okay.

503
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,752
The planet is dying,
Alex.

504
00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:40,789
And I'm supposed to what?
Go pick out china patterns?

505
00:23:40,858 --> 00:23:42,757
"Oh, my God!
That's so pretty!

506
00:23:42,826 --> 00:23:45,965
Do you have it in lilac?
Do you have it in blue?"

507
00:23:48,232 --> 00:23:52,167
How am I supposed to raise
a child in this hellhole?

508
00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:54,970
Okay.
Alright.

509
00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,004
How do you -- How do you
even plan for the future

510
00:23:57,073 --> 00:23:58,606
when there is none?
Alright, listen, listen!
Everything --

511
00:23:58,675 --> 00:24:00,609
How do you plan for the future
when there isn't one?

512
00:24:00,678 --> 00:24:02,310
Every era of time --
Nothing matters!

513
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,447
Every era of time seems shitty
when you're in it, okay?

514
00:24:05,516 --> 00:24:06,914
That's just an objective
point of fact.

515
00:24:06,983 --> 00:24:09,917
Everybody believes that
about their era, right?

516
00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:12,287
Okay, just imagine, like,
living in World War I or II.

517
00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:14,088
Oh! Ooh!
Pick an era!

518
00:24:14,157 --> 00:24:16,291
As a black woman
during the Civil War.
Oh! As a black woman, huh?

519
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,926
Don't -- Don't do that.
Don't do that!
Okay.

520
00:24:17,995 --> 00:24:20,095
I'm making a very cogent point
right now, okay.

521
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,463
Ohh. Cogent.

522
00:24:22,532 --> 00:24:23,964
I just think
that we are living

523
00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:27,469
at a pretty good little pocket
of time in history.

524
00:24:27,538 --> 00:24:31,640
You know, uh,
comparatively speaking.

525
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:35,377
I guess my point is that
there's always going to be

526
00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:36,845
shitty aspects
of life, babe.

527
00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:38,480
No matter what era
you live in.

528
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:41,549
And you just gotta --
you just gotta find the good.

529
00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:43,719
You know, you got to
lean into the good.

530
00:24:43,788 --> 00:24:45,686
Babe, this time
is different.

531
00:24:45,755 --> 00:24:50,358
The world is literally going
to hell in a handbasket.

532
00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,097
I think you mean
figuratively.

533
00:24:54,298 --> 00:24:58,167
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, maybe you're right.

534
00:24:58,236 --> 00:24:59,234
But you know what?

535
00:24:59,303 --> 00:25:01,169
If it going to hell
in a handbasket,

536
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:04,006
I want to be in
that handbasket with you.

537
00:25:04,075 --> 00:25:05,641
Me and you.
In a handbasket.

538
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:07,309
Just -- Just two guys,

539
00:25:07,378 --> 00:25:11,046
plummeting to the depths of hell
in a -- in a handbasket, right?

540
00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:12,580
Assuming we can find one,
I guess,

541
00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:13,948
big enough for --
for two of us.

542
00:25:14,017 --> 00:25:15,117
Although if the world
is in a handbasket,

543
00:25:15,186 --> 00:25:16,685
I guess
we would also be...

544
00:25:16,754 --> 00:25:18,654
Do you want to go
in the hot tub?

545
00:25:18,723 --> 00:25:21,523
[ Laughs ]

546
00:25:21,592 --> 00:25:24,725
You were just terrified of
a killer stalking in the woods,

547
00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:25,827
and now you want to go
in a hot tub?

548
00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:27,895
I never said
I was consistent.

549
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:31,534
[ Vehicle approaches,
vehicle doors open, close ]

550
00:25:31,603 --> 00:25:32,701
Do you hear that?

551
00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:35,736
[ Footsteps approach ]

552
00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:37,339
[ Beeping ]
Oh, my God,
it's the killer.

553
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:38,440
They have the code,
babe.

554
00:25:38,509 --> 00:25:40,612
Uh, just -- just relax.

555
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:42,812
Whoa. Hello?

556
00:25:42,881 --> 00:25:45,448
-Hi.
-Hey.

557
00:25:45,517 --> 00:25:46,847
What can I do for you?

558
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:49,451
Ben: We're renting the place?
Who are you guys?

559
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,286
Huh.
Um...

560
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:53,622
I'm sorry, actually,
we're renting the place.

561
00:25:53,691 --> 00:25:55,991
The reservation's on my phone.
Hold on.

562
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,760
Okay, well, I've got
the reservation on mine.

563
00:25:57,829 --> 00:25:59,061
Did you guys
go through Airbnb?

564
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,556
No.
Mountain Getaways.

565
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:01,762
Beth: Could I actually
come in and pee?

566
00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:03,131
I've just been
holding it for...

567
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,532
Yes! You can!
'Cause we rented the place.

568
00:26:04,601 --> 00:26:06,033
-Okay. Excuse me.
-No, no.

569
00:26:06,102 --> 00:26:08,069
-Yeah. Everyone in! Yeah.
-No! No, no, no, no. No, No.

570
00:26:08,138 --> 00:26:09,804
Can you guys just go --
just go back outside, please?
We rented the place.

571
00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:11,172
-Yeah, we did. See. Here.
-No, I'm so sorry.

572
00:26:11,241 --> 00:26:12,340
-Oh, crackers. Fuck it.
-Can I see yours?

573
00:26:12,409 --> 00:26:15,210
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay.

574
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,706
Hey, uh, babe.

575
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,513
Do you think that we should
have people inside

576
00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:20,449
while there's a killer
on the loose?

577
00:26:20,518 --> 00:26:22,184
Holly: Killer?
Tell me more!

578
00:26:22,253 --> 00:26:24,185
Looks like
we're double booked.
Yeah.

579
00:26:24,254 --> 00:26:25,686
We each booked on
different websites

580
00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:27,390
and it didn't reconcile
or something.

581
00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:29,524
Okay, um...

582
00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:30,792
Okay, I'll just
call the owner.

583
00:26:30,861 --> 00:26:32,895
Oh, yeah,
I'll call the owner, too.

584
00:26:32,964 --> 00:26:34,696
It's a race.
[ Chuckles ]

585
00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:36,632
We all took these edibles
designed to hit

586
00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:38,033
as soon as we got here,

587
00:26:38,102 --> 00:26:41,206
so I don't see us driving
anywhere tonight.

588
00:26:44,075 --> 00:26:45,975
Seriously?
Babe, it's gonna be fine.

589
00:26:46,044 --> 00:26:47,943
I'm sure they've got, like,
tons of properties.

590
00:26:48,012 --> 00:26:49,779
[ Cellphone buzzing ]

591
00:26:49,848 --> 00:26:51,446
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Like --

592
00:26:51,515 --> 00:26:53,649
[ Crunches ]
Shh!

593
00:26:53,718 --> 00:26:55,951
You guy's hear that?

594
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:59,287
It's a phone ringing.

595
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:00,856
It's not mine.

596
00:27:00,925 --> 00:27:03,792
[ Buzzing continues ]

597
00:27:03,861 --> 00:27:05,264
I hear it.

598
00:27:07,297 --> 00:27:08,667
Where is it?

599
00:27:14,338 --> 00:27:16,705
It's a cellphone
underneath the couch.

600
00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:18,173
Babe, this is so fucked.
Huh.

601
00:27:18,242 --> 00:27:19,709
This has to be
the landlady's phone.

602
00:27:19,778 --> 00:27:21,309
Okay.
Okay, yeah.

603
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:25,441
Um, she probably just left it on
accident when she was cleaning.

604
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,782
Who leaves their
cellphone behind?

605
00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:28,350
Babe,
I'm getting scared.

606
00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,580
I think that we should go ahead
and call the sheriff.

607
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,688
You have his card.
Oh, fuck, that guy?

608
00:27:32,757 --> 00:27:35,223
He sucks.

609
00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:37,292
Alright, fine,
I'll just get the card.

610
00:27:37,361 --> 00:27:39,728
Holly: You just happen to have
the sheriff's card?

611
00:27:39,797 --> 00:27:40,896
Yeah, that's suspect.

612
00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:42,463
Okay, it's not as weird
as it sounds.

613
00:27:42,532 --> 00:27:43,698
He was up here
earlier.

614
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,935
He's investigating a murder
or something.

615
00:27:46,004 --> 00:27:48,536
Whoa.
Wait, that's perfect.

616
00:27:48,605 --> 00:27:51,106
We do
a murder podcast.

617
00:27:51,175 --> 00:27:54,944
Our podcast is called "There's
a Podcast in the House"!

618
00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,012
[ Imitates
air horn blowing ]

619
00:27:57,081 --> 00:27:59,649
Have you heard
of our podcast?

620
00:27:59,718 --> 00:28:01,016
Have you heard
of our podcast?

621
00:28:01,085 --> 00:28:03,118
I haven't heard
of your podcast!
Okay.

622
00:28:03,187 --> 00:28:04,885
Beth: We're still trying
to find our audience.

623
00:28:04,954 --> 00:28:06,654
But you should listen to
some of the newer episodes,

624
00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:09,392
'cause some of the older ones,
like, aren't so good, but --

625
00:28:09,461 --> 00:28:10,486
Babe. Babe.

626
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,627
Hey, this is
a nice camera.

627
00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:15,596
What are you guys filming,
a porno or something?

628
00:28:15,665 --> 00:28:20,005
No. Alex shoots yule log videos
as a side hustle.

629
00:28:20,872 --> 00:28:22,337
If I left my phone behind,

630
00:28:22,406 --> 00:28:25,240
I think that I would try
and go and find it immediately.

631
00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:26,869
Why didn't...

632
00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:28,443
Why didn't the landlady go
and try to get her phone?

633
00:28:28,512 --> 00:28:31,541
Yo, yo, do you do that for money
or, like, as a hobby?

634
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,516
Because that's
a genius idea.

635
00:28:33,585 --> 00:28:35,216
So easy.

636
00:28:35,285 --> 00:28:37,085
God. That's so not important
right now.

637
00:28:37,154 --> 00:28:38,720
Alex: Well, it started out
as a hobby, actually,

638
00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:40,722
but then I, uh,
fell into monetizing it.

639
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:41,990
Actually,
last year, I, uh,

640
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:44,126
shot a bonfire
on the beach in Bali.

641
00:28:44,195 --> 00:28:46,061
It's up to like
10 million views or something.

642
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:48,096
Okay! That's really cool.
Bali, man.

643
00:28:48,165 --> 00:28:49,331
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

644
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,100
Could you please
not do that right now?

645
00:28:51,169 --> 00:28:52,701
The sheriff said
not to do that.

646
00:28:52,770 --> 00:28:54,135
Okay, whoa.
Okay.

647
00:28:54,204 --> 00:28:57,306
What, is it, like, illegal
to burn logs or something?

648
00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,803
[ Laughter ]

649
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,645
We accidentally got it
from a cursed tree.

650
00:29:03,714 --> 00:29:05,581
So is that why
it won't light?

651
00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:07,148
Oh!
Checks out.

652
00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:09,851
No, I-I totally feel the cursed
energy coming from it.

653
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,220
You feel the edible
hitting, Henry.

654
00:29:12,289 --> 00:29:14,590
It was used to hang
enslaved people.

655
00:29:14,659 --> 00:29:16,225
Whoa.
We just --

656
00:29:16,294 --> 00:29:18,494
The hanging tree.
We just read about it.

657
00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:20,730
Totally!

658
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,865
Is that --
Ah, fuck!

659
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:24,266
Aw, babe!

660
00:29:24,335 --> 00:29:25,767
It's a splinter!
Did you hurt yourself?

661
00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:28,003
Aw, I'm so sorry.
Oof.

662
00:29:28,072 --> 00:29:29,938
We actually just did
this episode recently

663
00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:32,174
about aliens
in lynching photos.

664
00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:33,641
Yeah.
You've seen
the famous photo, right?

665
00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:35,644
It was, like,
essentially viral.

666
00:29:35,713 --> 00:29:38,313
No, I-I-I don't know
what you're talking about.

667
00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:42,417
It's a super-famous photo
of a lynching with a huge crowd.

668
00:29:42,486 --> 00:29:44,720
And there's one dude
in the crowd that looks weird.

669
00:29:44,789 --> 00:29:46,955
He has
a face mask on.

670
00:29:47,024 --> 00:29:48,851
He's an alien
wearing a mask.

671
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,193
And it's got a chunky
wristwatch, and -- Okay.

672
00:29:52,262 --> 00:29:54,129
Uh, wristwatches
weren't invented back then!

673
00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:55,230
Alex: Yeah, no,
for sure, for sure.

674
00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,098
Like, totally plausible.
Yeah.

675
00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,734
Like, if I was an alien
that had, like,

676
00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:00,302
super-advanced technology

677
00:30:00,371 --> 00:30:02,303
and could travel like millions
of light-years to get to earth,

678
00:30:02,372 --> 00:30:05,407
I just wouldn't even bother
with a convincing mask.

679
00:30:05,476 --> 00:30:08,010
Hey, Alex, you're supposed to be
on the phone with the sheriff.

680
00:30:08,079 --> 00:30:09,211
I'm on hold, babe.

681
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,448
I will find
a picture.

682
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:13,616
Oh, there it is.

683
00:30:13,685 --> 00:30:15,785
Decide for yourself.

684
00:30:15,854 --> 00:30:17,819
Whoa.
Right, it's freaky.

685
00:30:17,888 --> 00:30:20,389
Actually, yeah,
that's, uh -- yeah.

686
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:21,423
Yeah, I take it back.

687
00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:22,924
This is actually
a super-compelling photo.

688
00:30:22,993 --> 00:30:25,160
Babe, it's like this, uh,
really grainy photo

689
00:30:25,229 --> 00:30:27,162
of, uh, like,
a blurry guy.

690
00:30:27,231 --> 00:30:29,665
Yeah.
Um, maybe he
just looks like a human

691
00:30:29,734 --> 00:30:31,900
that's a little bit
deformed.

692
00:30:31,969 --> 00:30:34,235
So, good job, man.
Very, very sensitive.

693
00:30:34,304 --> 00:30:35,470
Honestly, the most fucked-up
part of that photo

694
00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:37,005
is all the people
just standing around

695
00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:38,206
yucking it up
while somebody's --

696
00:30:38,275 --> 00:30:40,709
Hey, Sheriff.
Hi. This is Alex.

697
00:30:40,778 --> 00:30:41,877
Uh, you came by
the cabin earlier.

698
00:30:41,946 --> 00:30:43,578
Did you want to see
the photo?

699
00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:45,146
No, I don't want to see
your photo.

700
00:30:45,215 --> 00:30:46,715
Just -- Just stop.
Okay.

701
00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:49,151
Okay.
Well, you guys know
that this mountain

702
00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:51,921
was the site of a string
of alien abductions

703
00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:54,457
and lynchings
in the 1950s, right?

704
00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:55,390
She doesn't care.

705
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:57,125
Yeah, but, like,
Esther Dickens.

706
00:30:57,194 --> 00:30:59,294
The most famous case
is Esther Dickens.

707
00:30:59,363 --> 00:31:00,729
Do you know
who Esther Dickens is?

708
00:31:00,798 --> 00:31:02,097
Esther, man.
Esther Dickens!

709
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,366
Like, I'm going to be
interviewing her grandkids.

710
00:31:04,435 --> 00:31:06,969
Yeah, for the podcast.
For the podcast!

711
00:31:07,038 --> 00:31:10,806
Enough.
Enough about your podcast.

712
00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:11,840
Whoa.
Okay.

713
00:31:11,909 --> 00:31:13,876
The landlady
is missing!

714
00:31:13,945 --> 00:31:15,844
Well, that's
a pretty anti-climactic

715
00:31:15,913 --> 00:31:17,345
phone call I just had.

716
00:31:17,414 --> 00:31:19,915
Babe, what did he say?
Uh, not a whole lot.

717
00:31:19,984 --> 00:31:22,617
He said to, uh,
call back tomorrow

718
00:31:22,686 --> 00:31:24,854
if she doesn't show up
later for her phone.

719
00:31:24,923 --> 00:31:25,921
Tomorrow?
Yeah.

720
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:27,322
Tomorrow?
Okay.

721
00:31:27,391 --> 00:31:28,890
What kind of half-ass shit
is that?

722
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:31,126
There is a killer
on the loose.
Babe, I know.

723
00:31:31,195 --> 00:31:32,661
What -- What do you
want me to say, man?

724
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:35,230
This is -- This is small-town
mountain village life.

725
00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,631
You know?
You know what I mean?

726
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,566
This is what happens
in these cities, right?

727
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,768
All the smart, like,
upwardly mobile people,

728
00:31:40,837 --> 00:31:43,404
they move away because there's,
like, shitty jobs here,

729
00:31:43,473 --> 00:31:44,835
and the ones
who stick around,

730
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,441
they're all just
superstitious idiots.

731
00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:48,343
They believe stuff like,
you know,

732
00:31:48,412 --> 00:31:50,212
the -- the weeping oak
or whatever.

733
00:31:50,281 --> 00:31:51,446
Just all this
superstitious shit.

734
00:31:51,515 --> 00:31:53,348
That sheriff
was a fucking caricature.

735
00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:54,950
And -- And this is it.
You know what I mean?

736
00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:56,051
This is --
This is what happens.

737
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,921
[ Gun clicking ]
Bang, bang.

738
00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:01,260
-Bang, bang, bang.
-Oh.

739
00:32:03,127 --> 00:32:04,527
Have fun, honey.

740
00:32:04,596 --> 00:32:11,596
♪♪

741
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,898
Rosa, that is some
good cornbread!

742
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,371
I'll tell you what,
some people say

743
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,135
you shouldn't serve cornbread
with corn, but I like it.

744
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,811
You could it with grits, too.
That's how much I like corn.

745
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,612
I know that about you,
Isaac.

746
00:32:23,681 --> 00:32:24,847
Mm-hmm.

747
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,916
I'm glad you like
my cornbread.

748
00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:28,351
Moist.

749
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:30,019
[ Chuckles ]

750
00:32:30,088 --> 00:32:35,357
Oh. Isaac, can I ask you
for a favor?

751
00:32:35,426 --> 00:32:36,992
Of course, Rosa.
What is it?

752
00:32:37,061 --> 00:32:40,963
You're going to
Luthor farm Saturday.

753
00:32:41,032 --> 00:32:42,498
Yes.

754
00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:43,999
I made a quilt.

755
00:32:44,068 --> 00:32:46,268
For William.

756
00:32:46,337 --> 00:32:47,802
It is getting cold.

757
00:32:47,871 --> 00:32:50,705
And it wasn't ready
when he was sold to Mr. Luthor.

758
00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:53,341
But, um, you know,
he's scared of thunder.

759
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:58,547
So now he can look at this
and every day is blue skies.

760
00:32:58,616 --> 00:33:00,649
Yeah, he always was scared
of thunder, that boy.

761
00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:03,151
Mm-hmm.

762
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,852
That's a nice blanket,
Rosa.

763
00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:07,122
I'd like to touch it but I don't
want to get corn on it.

764
00:33:07,191 --> 00:33:09,558
It looks soft.

765
00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:11,293
So will you
take it to him?

766
00:33:11,362 --> 00:33:14,199
And while you're there,
can you see how he's doing?

767
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,801
Hey, uh, Rosa,
will you do me a favor?

768
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:22,137
Will you come sit next to me
here by the fire?

769
00:33:22,206 --> 00:33:24,476
Pull that chair up,
come sit next to me.

770
00:33:28,078 --> 00:33:29,748
What is it?

771
00:33:32,016 --> 00:33:34,583
Uh...

772
00:33:34,652 --> 00:33:35,650
Rosa, I --

773
00:33:35,719 --> 00:33:40,522
I couldn't sell William
to Mr. Luthor.

774
00:33:40,591 --> 00:33:42,090
Yes, sir.

775
00:33:42,159 --> 00:33:44,225
Now, I know we agreed
on Mr. Luthor.

776
00:33:44,294 --> 00:33:47,157
But when Daddy found out,

777
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:50,165
he said I needed to auction him
to get the best price.

778
00:33:50,234 --> 00:33:52,868
He heard about it.

779
00:33:52,937 --> 00:33:54,169
Well,
Mr. Luthor didn't --

780
00:33:54,238 --> 00:33:55,670
Nah. No, Mr., uh --

781
00:33:55,739 --> 00:33:58,707
Mr. Armfield ended up
making a higher offer.

782
00:33:58,776 --> 00:34:00,042
Mr. Armfield?

783
00:34:00,111 --> 00:34:02,010
Now, Rosa,
I-I got assurances

784
00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:04,213
that William
would be treated well.

785
00:34:04,282 --> 00:34:06,081
But Mr. Armfield,
he's a --

786
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:07,782
Rosa,
I-I got assurances, now.

787
00:34:07,851 --> 00:34:10,151
I looked him in the eye.
No, you gave me your word.

788
00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,420
You gave me your word
he'd go to Mr. Luthor.
Rosa --

789
00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:14,456
Mr. Luthor, he's a nice man.
Now, now, if Daddy hadn't...

790
00:34:14,525 --> 00:34:15,856
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

791
00:34:15,925 --> 00:34:18,058
Thanks for letting us stay.
Oh, no problem.

792
00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:20,896
You don't have to thank them.
We're paying for it, too.

793
00:34:20,965 --> 00:34:22,163
We shouldn't have to
pay anything

794
00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:23,564
'cause the host fucked up,
right?

795
00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,134
We're going to figure it out
in the morning.

796
00:34:25,203 --> 00:34:27,068
So is there any room
off limits?

797
00:34:27,137 --> 00:34:28,871
Actually, our room
has our luggage in it,

798
00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,938
so it's pretty obvious.

799
00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:35,610
And there's a room upstairs.
And then there's this couch.

800
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,579
Well, Beth and I will take
the room upstairs.

801
00:34:37,648 --> 00:34:39,080
Uh, Henry, you cool
with the couch?

802
00:34:39,149 --> 00:34:41,950
Huh? Sure. Wait.
What about the basement?

803
00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:43,385
Doesn't that have a bed?

804
00:34:43,454 --> 00:34:46,020
Uh, no, it's got rat traps
and cobwebs.

805
00:34:46,089 --> 00:34:49,591
Ohh, I thought it had bunks
and, like, a pool table.

806
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:52,961
No, that was the other place.
This one has the hot tub.

807
00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:55,831
Holly:
Speaking of which...

808
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,600
let's hot tub!

809
00:34:57,669 --> 00:34:58,634
Okay!

810
00:34:58,703 --> 00:34:59,902
Whoo!

811
00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:01,403
Aw, yeah.

812
00:35:01,472 --> 00:35:02,804
You guys have fun.

813
00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:05,507
Um, excuse me?
You're not gonna come?

814
00:35:05,576 --> 00:35:08,443
Uh, no.
Hot tubs disgust me.
What?

815
00:35:08,512 --> 00:35:10,812
Okay.
You don't know
what's been in there.

816
00:35:10,881 --> 00:35:13,715
I'm going to take a shower
and wash off the road stank

817
00:35:13,784 --> 00:35:16,318
and Cheeto dust
before the edible hits.

818
00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:17,987
Henry:
You're such a grandma.

819
00:35:18,056 --> 00:35:19,188
[ Mutters mockingly ]

820
00:35:19,257 --> 00:35:21,222
Yeah, uh, don't smoke
in the house.

821
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:22,524
We don't want to fuck
our deposit.

822
00:35:22,593 --> 00:35:25,127
Yeah.
Don't smoke in our house.

823
00:35:25,196 --> 00:35:28,831
Do you two
want to hot tub?

824
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,633
Uh, why not?

825
00:35:30,702 --> 00:35:32,067
[ Chuckles ]

826
00:35:32,136 --> 00:35:33,701
[ Laughs ]

827
00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:37,072
Actually, Alex and I
are going to go unpack.

828
00:35:37,141 --> 00:35:39,440
Okay, great.

829
00:35:39,509 --> 00:35:41,777
See you later.
Yeah.

830
00:35:41,846 --> 00:35:43,648
Let's go unpack, Alex.

831
00:35:55,226 --> 00:35:57,729
[ Whoosh, fire crackling ]

832
00:36:04,035 --> 00:36:09,905
♪♪

833
00:36:09,974 --> 00:36:15,643
♪♪

834
00:36:15,712 --> 00:36:19,214
Beth: God! I can't be
the third wheel in this.

835
00:36:19,283 --> 00:36:21,683
Come on, Henry,
give us a "whoo"!

836
00:36:21,752 --> 00:36:23,919
Henry: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Come on. Whoo!

837
00:36:23,988 --> 00:36:26,116
Don't whoo shame me.

838
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,655
Zoe: I just don't
feel comfortable

839
00:36:27,724 --> 00:36:29,491
with them
in the house, babe.

840
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,726
Alex: Well, I mean, I guess
we could -- I don't know?

841
00:36:31,795 --> 00:36:35,197
Sleep in the car?
If you wanted to do that?

842
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:39,301
C-Can we please just pump the
brakes on the doom and gloom?

843
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:42,070
[ Muffled conversation ]

844
00:36:42,139 --> 00:36:47,910
♪♪

845
00:36:47,979 --> 00:36:53,516
♪♪

846
00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:56,051
[ Shower running ]

847
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:03,120
♪♪

848
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:10,395
♪♪

849
00:37:10,902 --> 00:37:17,902
♪♪

850
00:37:18,176 --> 00:37:20,312
[ Grunting ]

851
00:37:23,114 --> 00:37:24,716
[ Body thuds ]

852
00:37:27,284 --> 00:37:29,588
[ Fire crackling ]

853
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,028
[ Door opens ]

854
00:37:40,097 --> 00:37:42,663
Beth: Oh, my God.
[ Laughs ] Yes, you do!

855
00:37:42,732 --> 00:37:45,735
I do -- I do not
just date Asian guys.

856
00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:47,803
-Yes, you do!
-No, I swear!

857
00:37:47,872 --> 00:37:50,605
Oh, my God,
Ryan, Kevin, Park.

858
00:37:50,674 --> 00:37:52,741
Come on, you have
total Asian fever.

859
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:55,678
No, I just like
smart, ambitious guys.

860
00:37:55,747 --> 00:37:57,246
It's not
a race thing.

861
00:37:57,315 --> 00:38:00,215
Yeah, but I'm not smart
or ambitious.

862
00:38:00,284 --> 00:38:01,349
Yes, you are.

863
00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:04,753
So we have
a Trivial Pursuit

864
00:38:04,822 --> 00:38:06,555
that looks like
it's from the '90s

865
00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:09,790
and...a deck of cards.

866
00:38:09,859 --> 00:38:14,162
Oh, no, I've been burned
by rental cards before.

867
00:38:14,231 --> 00:38:16,598
They're always missing
that card that I need.

868
00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:18,934
-Mm.
-Okay, you better count them.

869
00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:20,068
You count them.

870
00:38:20,137 --> 00:38:21,440
[ Cards thud ]

871
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:25,373
[ Laughing ] I'm way too stoned
for this.

872
00:38:25,442 --> 00:38:26,811
I'll count them.

873
00:38:29,046 --> 00:38:30,979
Yo!

874
00:38:31,048 --> 00:38:32,982
How much do you make?

875
00:38:33,051 --> 00:38:34,016
What?

876
00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:35,951
You're not supposed to
ask that, Henry!

877
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,854
How much do you make
doing the videos?

878
00:38:38,923 --> 00:38:41,156
Give me a range.

879
00:38:41,225 --> 00:38:42,857
Um...

880
00:38:42,926 --> 00:38:45,727
Well, it's not like top 10
YouTube influencer money,

881
00:38:45,796 --> 00:38:48,697
but, uh, you know,
I-I get by.

882
00:38:48,766 --> 00:38:50,098
I also work
for an ad agency.

883
00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:52,668
Oh.
Ooh, that must make
a lot of money.

884
00:38:52,737 --> 00:38:54,003
You know, at the ad agency,

885
00:38:54,072 --> 00:38:56,237
I sort if feel like
I'm doing pure evil.

886
00:38:56,306 --> 00:39:00,409
But then Zoe helps the coral
reefs, so it sorta balances out.

887
00:39:00,478 --> 00:39:01,776
Well, in addition
to the podcast,

888
00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:03,512
I also do
freelance photography.

889
00:39:03,581 --> 00:39:05,648
[ Snickers ]
No, you don't.

890
00:39:05,717 --> 00:39:07,282
I shot Christy's wedding.

891
00:39:07,351 --> 00:39:08,951
Yeah, but she
didn't pay you.

892
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:11,820
And the podcast
doesn't pay yet, either.

893
00:39:11,889 --> 00:39:13,722
He's mostly
a drug dealer.

894
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:15,558
I also went
to optometry school.

895
00:39:15,627 --> 00:39:16,926
But you didn't finish.

896
00:39:16,995 --> 00:39:18,293
Yet.

897
00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:23,698
So this whole, like, alien
podcast thing you guys do...

898
00:39:23,767 --> 00:39:25,667
Y'all believe that shit?
Like, for real?

899
00:39:25,736 --> 00:39:29,339
Or do y'all just, like,
interested in it ironically?

900
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,739
70/30?

901
00:39:30,808 --> 00:39:33,303
The Esther Dickens thing
is real.

902
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,411
She was visited
by aliens in 1956.

903
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,112
Here, on this mountain.

904
00:39:38,181 --> 00:39:41,311
They probed all up in her holes
and just set her free.

905
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,717
A-And When she went
to the doctor,

906
00:39:42,786 --> 00:39:44,586
she was like
10 pounds lighter.

907
00:39:44,655 --> 00:39:48,123
And the X-rays showed
she was missing organs.

908
00:39:48,192 --> 00:39:49,724
[ Imitates explosion ]

909
00:39:49,793 --> 00:39:52,194
So the aliens, they -- they --
they come all the way here

910
00:39:52,263 --> 00:39:55,030
to snatch a kidney?

911
00:39:55,099 --> 00:39:56,966
I mean, come on, man.

912
00:39:57,035 --> 00:39:58,901
You're like
Neil deGrasse Tyson.

913
00:39:58,970 --> 00:40:00,736
Why?
'Cause I'm annoying?

914
00:40:00,805 --> 00:40:03,642
No!
'Cause you're smart.

915
00:40:06,877 --> 00:40:08,113
Hmm.

916
00:40:11,315 --> 00:40:13,616
Who lit the fire?

917
00:40:13,685 --> 00:40:15,984
Um, not us.

918
00:40:16,053 --> 00:40:17,552
Oh, yeah.
The fire's back.

919
00:40:17,621 --> 00:40:18,754
Hey, do you guys
want an edible?

920
00:40:18,823 --> 00:40:20,689
-Absolutely.
-No.

921
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:23,158
They're from Colorado.
They got official packaging.

922
00:40:23,227 --> 00:40:25,360
They're not poisonous.

923
00:40:25,429 --> 00:40:26,895
We're not the killer.

924
00:40:26,964 --> 00:40:29,935
Although that is what
the killer would say.

925
00:40:32,436 --> 00:40:33,535
I'm going to bed.

926
00:40:33,604 --> 00:40:35,507
Alex: Okay, I'll be in
in a bit.

927
00:40:37,876 --> 00:40:39,474
Is she okay?

928
00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:40,742
Yeah,
she'll be fine.

929
00:40:40,811 --> 00:40:43,779
We're just going through
some...stuff.

930
00:40:43,848 --> 00:40:46,849
These edibles
are very chill.

931
00:40:46,918 --> 00:40:49,051
They might
chill her out.

932
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,187
No, I appreciate the sentiment,
but probably not.

933
00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:54,656
She's had a lot of, like,
really fucked-up shit

934
00:40:54,725 --> 00:40:56,157
that's happened
to her recently.

935
00:40:56,226 --> 00:40:57,626
Like what?

936
00:40:57,695 --> 00:40:59,662
You're not supposed to
say that, Henry.

937
00:40:59,731 --> 00:41:02,365
It's -- It's -- It's fine.

938
00:41:02,434 --> 00:41:04,069
Um...

939
00:41:06,003 --> 00:41:09,972
You guys really can't
say anything, okay?

940
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:10,939
Okay.

941
00:41:11,008 --> 00:41:12,441
So she works
for this nonprofit

942
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,943
that helps the coral reefs,
right?

943
00:41:15,012 --> 00:41:16,777
That's cool.
Yeah, very cool.

944
00:41:16,846 --> 00:41:19,448
Wait, I thought
the coral reefs were saved.

945
00:41:19,517 --> 00:41:21,050
I have, like,
the suntan lotion.

946
00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:23,522
It, like, says it's safe
for the reefs.

947
00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:28,423
[ Growling ]

948
00:41:28,492 --> 00:41:32,027
Hey!
Heeeyyyy! Hey!

949
00:41:32,096 --> 00:41:34,028
Come here!

950
00:41:34,097 --> 00:41:36,898
One night, they're having
this, like, uh, auction, right.

951
00:41:36,967 --> 00:41:39,935
Lots of rich people.
Lots of cash flowing.

952
00:41:40,004 --> 00:41:41,136
You know
how rich people get.

953
00:41:41,205 --> 00:41:43,371
They just want
to save something.

954
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,569
Anyways, part of Zoe's job
is to, like, handle the money,

955
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,478
take it to a bank after hours,
drop it off.

956
00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:51,446
So that day she had,
like, her period,

957
00:41:51,515 --> 00:41:53,981
and it was, like, apparently
like a heavy-flow kind of day

958
00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:57,786
and it started bleeding
through her dress a little bit,

959
00:41:57,855 --> 00:42:00,155
so she asked
one of her co-workers,

960
00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:02,857
a girl named Willow,
if she could take the cash.

961
00:42:02,926 --> 00:42:06,461
So Willow does, and then,
like, on the way to the bank,

962
00:42:06,530 --> 00:42:09,498
she gets robbed
and murdered.

963
00:42:09,567 --> 00:42:10,966
Oh, shit!

964
00:42:11,035 --> 00:42:13,402
What?
Yeah. Yeah.

965
00:42:13,471 --> 00:42:15,370
But -- Okay, but that's not
her fault, though.

966
00:42:15,439 --> 00:42:18,306
Oh, I-I know. I know.
I-I think she knows.

967
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,242
Like, intellectually.

968
00:42:20,311 --> 00:42:23,278
You know, but, like, good luck
explaining that to her.

969
00:42:23,347 --> 00:42:25,146
You know, I mean, she still
feels like it was her fault.

970
00:42:25,215 --> 00:42:27,843
Like it was supposed to be her,
right?

971
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:30,752
She, like, bought a gun and she,
like, keeps it in her purse.

972
00:42:30,821 --> 00:42:34,189
I mean, it's like
in there right now.

973
00:42:34,258 --> 00:42:35,590
I really shouldn't be
telling you this.

974
00:42:35,659 --> 00:42:37,493
Man, I really,
really shouldn't.

975
00:42:37,562 --> 00:42:39,027
We won't say shit.

976
00:42:39,096 --> 00:42:41,831
Alright, so, like,
not too long ago,

977
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:44,934
she, like, took too many
sleeping pills

978
00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:46,735
before she went to bed.

979
00:42:46,804 --> 00:42:48,070
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know.

980
00:42:48,139 --> 00:42:49,404
And she told me
that it was an accident,

981
00:42:49,473 --> 00:42:50,705
and I, like, believed her.

982
00:42:50,774 --> 00:42:51,807
I believed her.
That's my girlfriend.

983
00:42:51,876 --> 00:42:53,108
I love her.
Yeah.

984
00:42:53,177 --> 00:42:54,509
But she, like,
went to treatment,

985
00:42:54,578 --> 00:42:55,977
and that was like
about a year ago.

986
00:42:56,046 --> 00:42:57,407
She's doing better.
She says she's doing better.

987
00:42:57,476 --> 00:42:58,747
But I don't --
I don't know.

988
00:42:58,816 --> 00:43:00,415
Little man: Come here!

989
00:43:00,484 --> 00:43:02,818
[ Muffled talking ]

990
00:43:02,887 --> 00:43:06,116
Come here, you little scamp.

991
00:43:06,185 --> 00:43:08,724
Come on over here.

992
00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:12,293
I got something to show ya.

993
00:43:12,362 --> 00:43:14,630
Oh, get on over here.

994
00:43:14,699 --> 00:43:16,135
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

995
00:43:22,807 --> 00:43:25,340
Nicely done, son!

996
00:43:25,409 --> 00:43:27,542
A lot of people
have trouble with that.

997
00:43:27,611 --> 00:43:30,011
They burn themselves
or whatnot.

998
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,284
But you got
right in here.

999
00:43:43,928 --> 00:43:47,029
This is like that meme.

1000
00:43:47,098 --> 00:43:47,897
What?

1001
00:43:47,966 --> 00:43:50,532
That meme with the dog.

1002
00:43:50,601 --> 00:43:55,031
Where he says,
"This is fine."

1003
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,371
[ Laughs ]

1004
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,607
"This is fine."

1005
00:43:58,676 --> 00:44:00,310
You know that?

1006
00:44:00,379 --> 00:44:01,777
Y-Yes.

1007
00:44:01,846 --> 00:44:03,845
But don't you worry.

1008
00:44:03,914 --> 00:44:06,415
This is fine.

1009
00:44:06,484 --> 00:44:08,153
You want a soda?

1010
00:44:10,088 --> 00:44:13,358
I'll take
a Dr Pepper.

1011
00:44:15,893 --> 00:44:17,762
[ Sighs ]

1012
00:44:19,698 --> 00:44:21,229
[ Bottles clink ]

1013
00:44:21,298 --> 00:44:28,298
♪♪

1014
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:32,374
Don't you worry about them,
my man.

1015
00:44:32,443 --> 00:44:37,313
They have their path,
and you have yours.

1016
00:44:37,382 --> 00:44:39,648
Hmm.

1017
00:44:39,717 --> 00:44:42,217
No Dr Pepper,

1018
00:44:42,286 --> 00:44:46,822
but I got
a Nurse Nutmeg.

1019
00:44:46,891 --> 00:44:49,725
You ever had
a Nurse Nutmeg?

1020
00:44:49,794 --> 00:44:51,293
No.
Ah!

1021
00:44:51,362 --> 00:44:54,329
Even better
than a Dr Pepper.

1022
00:44:54,398 --> 00:44:56,831
Goes down easier.

1023
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,734
Sorta like it's easier
to get an appointment

1024
00:44:58,803 --> 00:45:00,636
with a nurse
than a doctor.

1025
00:45:00,705 --> 00:45:02,807
[ Laughs ]

1026
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,718
Just pretend to drink it.
It might be poison.

1027
00:45:16,787 --> 00:45:18,587
It's not poison.

1028
00:45:18,656 --> 00:45:20,188
But I get it.

1029
00:45:20,257 --> 00:45:22,690
Just thought
you were thirsty.

1030
00:45:22,759 --> 00:45:25,127
Drink it
or don't drink it.

1031
00:45:25,196 --> 00:45:32,196
Anyway, that is not
what I wanted to show you.

1032
00:45:32,570 --> 00:45:37,506
♪♪

1033
00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:39,102
[ Bell dings ]

1034
00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:48,853
♪♪

1035
00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:04,236
[ Laughing ]

1036
00:46:05,703 --> 00:46:08,073
[ Clicking ]

1037
00:46:11,776 --> 00:46:13,475
[ Upbeat music plays ]

1038
00:46:13,544 --> 00:46:15,280
[ Laughs ]

1039
00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:20,119
[ Rock music plays ]

1040
00:46:22,787 --> 00:46:25,090
Goes into the future, too.

1041
00:46:27,758 --> 00:46:30,062
[ Whirring ]

1042
00:46:31,896 --> 00:46:34,330
Pretty neat, huh?

1043
00:46:34,399 --> 00:46:35,331
Yeah.

1044
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,565
Really?

1045
00:46:36,634 --> 00:46:38,233
You think so?

1046
00:46:38,302 --> 00:46:41,270
Oh, it's so hard to surprise
people these days.

1047
00:46:41,339 --> 00:46:43,472
What with the Internet,
all the content.

1048
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:45,174
Special effects.

1049
00:46:45,243 --> 00:46:48,276
Everybody's
seen everything.

1050
00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:54,083
So I hear you're
the screw-up of the family.

1051
00:46:54,152 --> 00:46:55,150
Nah.

1052
00:46:55,219 --> 00:46:57,886
Hmm...
That's what I just heard.

1053
00:46:57,955 --> 00:47:00,916
Sisters are two doctors.
One's a surgeon?

1054
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:04,292
Yeah. But, um, my parents
just want me to be happy.

1055
00:47:04,361 --> 00:47:06,828
So they're happy
you're a drug dealer?

1056
00:47:06,897 --> 00:47:09,499
Well,
they don't know that.

1057
00:47:09,568 --> 00:47:11,227
I'm also a podcaster.

1058
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:13,602
Podcaster!

1059
00:47:13,671 --> 00:47:14,974
Good for you.

1060
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:21,544
What if I told you I could wipe
all the failures from your life?

1061
00:47:21,613 --> 00:47:23,048
Wipe it clean?

1062
00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:26,515
Sounds like a trap.

1063
00:47:26,584 --> 00:47:28,217
[ Laughs ]

1064
00:47:28,286 --> 00:47:30,753
Ah, you kids
don't miss a thing.

1065
00:47:30,822 --> 00:47:33,749
Real street smart,
you kids.

1066
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:36,692
Your generation
are no suckers.

1067
00:47:36,761 --> 00:47:39,789
I'll tell you that.

1068
00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:42,534
Do you recognize
that woman there?

1069
00:47:45,770 --> 00:47:47,803
Mom?
That's right.

1070
00:47:47,872 --> 00:47:50,338
Any guesses who
she's pregnant with?

1071
00:47:50,407 --> 00:47:53,041
Probably me.
Or one of my sisters.

1072
00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:54,910
You is the correct answer.

1073
00:47:54,979 --> 00:47:56,812
She is pregnant
with you.

1074
00:47:56,881 --> 00:47:58,813
8 months.

1075
00:47:58,882 --> 00:48:04,489
And I have a way of making
your life less disappointing.

1076
00:48:06,691 --> 00:48:08,958
This is a magic marker.

1077
00:48:09,027 --> 00:48:12,360
Or, in this case,
a magic magic marker.

1078
00:48:12,429 --> 00:48:13,828
You go through
that fireplace.

1079
00:48:13,897 --> 00:48:18,066
And you see that piece of paper
on the coffee table?

1080
00:48:18,135 --> 00:48:20,602
Yeah.
You write A++

1081
00:48:20,671 --> 00:48:24,106
on that piece of paper
and you put it on the fridge.

1082
00:48:24,175 --> 00:48:26,542
Real quiet now.
Don't wake your mom up.

1083
00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:28,543
You write A++,

1084
00:48:28,612 --> 00:48:33,616
and that baby in her belly
will be a success.

1085
00:48:33,685 --> 00:48:35,851
Wh-What if she wakes up?

1086
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,553
That'll terrify her.

1087
00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:39,454
You gotta be quiet.

1088
00:48:39,523 --> 00:48:41,522
I can't make it all easy
for you.

1089
00:48:41,591 --> 00:48:44,959
Success requires
some risk, son.

1090
00:48:45,028 --> 00:48:49,898
You know, I'm starting to think
that is part of your problem.

1091
00:48:49,967 --> 00:48:53,203
No, I'll -- I'll --
I'll do it.

1092
00:48:53,272 --> 00:48:54,974
A++.

1093
00:48:58,943 --> 00:49:00,479
Okay.

1094
00:49:04,949 --> 00:49:07,311
[ Indistinct talking on TV ]

1095
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:14,380
♪♪

1096
00:49:17,061 --> 00:49:24,061
♪♪

1097
00:49:26,937 --> 00:49:28,737
[ Moans softly ]

1098
00:49:28,806 --> 00:49:35,806
♪♪

1099
00:49:38,450 --> 00:49:45,450
♪♪

1100
00:49:47,892 --> 00:49:54,892
♪♪

1101
00:49:57,502 --> 00:50:04,502
♪♪

1102
00:50:06,944 --> 00:50:13,944
♪♪

1103
00:50:16,387 --> 00:50:18,686
Nicely done, son.

1104
00:50:18,755 --> 00:50:22,390
Your days of failure
are behind you now.

1105
00:50:22,459 --> 00:50:24,860
I did exactly
what you said.

1106
00:50:24,929 --> 00:50:26,328
A++.

1107
00:50:26,397 --> 00:50:28,330
Right on her stomach.

1108
00:50:28,399 --> 00:50:30,269
What did you say?

1109
00:50:32,871 --> 00:50:34,802
On the refrigerator,
I mean.

1110
00:50:34,871 --> 00:50:38,941
I don't think you followed
my instructions.

1111
00:50:39,010 --> 00:50:41,777
Uh, I-I don't know.

1112
00:50:41,846 --> 00:50:43,311
I --

1113
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,713
I think I did.
A++.

1114
00:50:45,782 --> 00:50:48,845
On her stomach.
No, on the refrigerator.

1115
00:50:48,914 --> 00:50:51,053
Were you high
when you did it?

1116
00:50:51,122 --> 00:50:53,255
It was a magic marker.

1117
00:50:53,324 --> 00:50:56,328
That, son,
is a kitchen knife.

1118
00:50:58,162 --> 00:51:00,332
It was a magic marker.

1119
00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:04,532
I'd love to argue with you

1120
00:51:04,601 --> 00:51:08,540
but I don't debate with people
that don't exist.

1121
00:51:10,374 --> 00:51:13,108
[ Doors open, bell dings ]

1122
00:51:13,177 --> 00:51:15,614
[ Laughter ]

1123
00:51:19,283 --> 00:51:22,417
Oh.
Well, uh, I think Zoe's
pretty lucky

1124
00:51:22,486 --> 00:51:24,720
to have a boyfriend
like you.

1125
00:51:24,789 --> 00:51:27,017
Thank you.

1126
00:51:27,086 --> 00:51:28,623
And I'm pretty lucky
to have you, too!

1127
00:51:28,692 --> 00:51:32,761
Aw.
I'm lucky to have you, babe.

1128
00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:35,064
Ben's lucky to have you.

1129
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,565
Where is Ben?
Is he still showering?

1130
00:51:37,634 --> 00:51:39,168
Maybe he's
masturbating.

1131
00:51:39,237 --> 00:51:40,602
Actually,
I-I'm gonna go see

1132
00:51:40,671 --> 00:51:43,575
if he got sucked down
the drain or something.

1133
00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:47,776
Ben is gross.

1134
00:51:47,845 --> 00:51:48,978
A little bit.

1135
00:51:49,047 --> 00:51:50,782
[ Shower running ]

1136
00:51:52,884 --> 00:51:54,553
[ Screaming ]

1137
00:51:57,488 --> 00:52:00,055
-What's going on?
-Oh, my God, no!

1138
00:52:00,124 --> 00:52:01,490
Beth?
Hey, what's going on?

1139
00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:02,757
Fuck!

1140
00:52:02,826 --> 00:52:05,661
Shit.
D-Don't touch anything.
No, fuck!

1141
00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:06,962
It's evidence.

1142
00:52:07,031 --> 00:52:08,196
Should we move him?

1143
00:52:08,265 --> 00:52:09,397
Should we give him
mouth to mouth?

1144
00:52:09,466 --> 00:52:11,600
He doesn't even have
a fucking mouth!

1145
00:52:11,669 --> 00:52:13,601
Okay, okay, okay.
Where's the sheriff's card?

1146
00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:14,703
I'm going to
call the sheriff.

1147
00:52:14,772 --> 00:52:17,842
No, fuck that.
I'm calling 911.

1148
00:52:18,575 --> 00:52:21,242
It's the curse.
You shouldn't have lit the fire!

1149
00:52:21,311 --> 00:52:23,245
Nobody lit
a fucking fire!

1150
00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,047
Where were you when we were
in the hot tub?

1151
00:52:25,116 --> 00:52:27,216
What, you think
I did that shit?
Somebody did.

1152
00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:28,983
Just go away.
Go over there.
Fuck you.

1153
00:52:29,052 --> 00:52:31,253
Woman: 911.
What's your emergency?
You need to come now.

1154
00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,888
My boyfriend,
he's dead in the shower,

1155
00:52:32,957 --> 00:52:34,655
and his skull is bashed in.

1156
00:52:34,724 --> 00:52:36,425
You say bashed in.
Is he still breathing?

1157
00:52:36,494 --> 00:52:39,761
Of course he's not breathing.
His skull is bashed in --

1158
00:52:39,830 --> 00:52:42,301
[ Screaming ]

1159
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,500
Alex: What the fuck!

1160
00:52:45,569 --> 00:52:48,103
Alex, it's the log!
It's the fucking log!

1161
00:52:48,172 --> 00:52:49,471
No, no, no, no, no,
somebody --

1162
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:50,771
somebody threw it
and they're still here.

1163
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,640
It wasn't thrown.
I saw it. It just flew.

1164
00:52:52,709 --> 00:52:54,477
No, no, no, no, no, baby.
No, that's impossible, okay.

1165
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,044
That is impossible.

1166
00:52:56,113 --> 00:52:58,413
It wasn't thrown,
Alex!

1167
00:52:58,482 --> 00:53:00,783
Either way, this log's
going to burn the house down.

1168
00:53:00,852 --> 00:53:06,689
♪♪

1169
00:53:06,758 --> 00:53:08,760
[ All screaming ]

1170
00:53:13,998 --> 00:53:14,997
[ Splat ]

1171
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:16,401
Ah, fuck!

1172
00:53:19,203 --> 00:53:20,564
No!

1173
00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:27,633
♪♪

1174
00:53:27,677 --> 00:53:29,644
911.
What's your emergency?

1175
00:53:29,713 --> 00:53:30,980
Hey, we need your help.
People are murdered!

1176
00:53:31,049 --> 00:53:32,914
Don't say it's a flying log.
They won't come.

1177
00:53:32,983 --> 00:53:34,683
Do you have an address?
I-I-I don't know.

1178
00:53:34,752 --> 00:53:37,553
It's an Airbnb.
It's -- It's Booth Mountain.

1179
00:53:37,622 --> 00:53:39,115
Booth Mountain, uh...

1180
00:53:39,184 --> 00:53:40,922
Please. There's --
There's a log.

1181
00:53:40,991 --> 00:53:42,890
It's pounding on the door!
Alright. Stay calm.

1182
00:53:42,959 --> 00:53:44,692
Can you pull up the address
on an app?

1183
00:53:44,761 --> 00:53:46,495
Do you have an e-mail
with the address?

1184
00:53:46,564 --> 00:53:48,062
Can't you track it?

1185
00:53:48,131 --> 00:53:50,264
Baby, hey, I forwarded you that
e-mail confirmation yesterday.

1186
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:52,467
Just -- Just check
your e-mail.
I can't pull up
the address for you

1187
00:53:52,536 --> 00:53:53,735
'cause I'm on the phone
right now!

1188
00:53:53,804 --> 00:53:55,804
Please, there is a log
at the door!

1189
00:53:55,873 --> 00:53:58,173
Okay, you say someone is
pounding a log on your door?

1190
00:53:58,242 --> 00:53:59,707
No, no one is pounding
the log!

1191
00:53:59,776 --> 00:54:02,544
The log is fucking
flying by itself!

1192
00:54:02,613 --> 00:54:05,180
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, God.

1193
00:54:05,249 --> 00:54:06,782
It stopped.

1194
00:54:06,851 --> 00:54:08,217
Maybe it's gone.

1195
00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:09,484
Wait, wait. Okay.

1196
00:54:09,553 --> 00:54:11,119
The sheriff
came by the house today.

1197
00:54:11,188 --> 00:54:13,788
And he warned us about the log.
We got in trouble for it.

1198
00:54:13,857 --> 00:54:15,190
Yeah, the sheriff will know
where we are!

1199
00:54:15,259 --> 00:54:16,591
You mean a police officer?

1200
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:18,994
No, no, no, no, the sheriff
and his deputy.

1201
00:54:19,063 --> 00:54:20,529
We don't have a sheriff.

1202
00:54:20,598 --> 00:54:22,530
We have a chief of police.
Her name is Chief Mackies.

1203
00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:25,200
God damn it!
It's a sheriff.

1204
00:54:25,269 --> 00:54:27,202
[ Distorted crying ]

1205
00:54:27,271 --> 00:54:28,637
Hello?

1206
00:54:28,706 --> 00:54:29,909
Hello?

1207
00:54:32,777 --> 00:54:33,845
Zoe!

1208
00:54:34,513 --> 00:54:36,378
Log: Arson!

1209
00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:38,248
Arson!

1210
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:39,815
Arson!

1211
00:54:39,884 --> 00:54:41,083
Go, go, go!

1212
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:42,818
Go, go, go.

1213
00:54:42,887 --> 00:54:44,320
[ Holly crying ]

1214
00:54:44,389 --> 00:54:45,787
No, no.

1215
00:54:45,856 --> 00:54:48,556
-What?
-Trust me. Come on.

1216
00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:51,496
Come on. Come on.
Come, come.

1217
00:54:53,765 --> 00:54:54,929
Okay.

1218
00:54:54,998 --> 00:54:56,831
Why did you bring us in here?
We are trapped!

1219
00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,501
No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey,
this is the best place.

1220
00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:01,331
There's no windows, look!

1221
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,606
[ Breathing heavily ]
What about Holly?

1222
00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:05,640
It's going to get Holly.

1223
00:55:05,709 --> 00:55:07,642
Holly --
Holly will be fine.

1224
00:55:07,711 --> 00:55:09,612
She ran outside.
She's probably at the car.

1225
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,847
[ Holly screaming ]

1226
00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:14,049
It's okay.
No, no, no, it's okay.

1227
00:55:14,118 --> 00:55:15,717
We're going to be fine.
We're going to be fine.

1228
00:55:15,786 --> 00:55:17,485
No, we're not.
Shhh!

1229
00:55:17,554 --> 00:55:19,520
Keep your voice down, okay,
please.

1230
00:55:19,589 --> 00:55:21,857
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.

1231
00:55:21,926 --> 00:55:23,724
Do you still
have your phone?

1232
00:55:23,793 --> 00:55:26,661
No, it died when I was
on the phone with 911.

1233
00:55:26,730 --> 00:55:28,730
Okay, that's good.
Okay, that's good, that's good.

1234
00:55:28,799 --> 00:55:30,899
No!
They're not coming, Alex.

1235
00:55:30,968 --> 00:55:32,701
Of course they're coming.
You hung up on them.

1236
00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:34,269
They don't know
where we are.

1237
00:55:34,338 --> 00:55:35,537
Did you not hear the log?

1238
00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:38,207
It was crying!
It's from hell.

1239
00:55:38,276 --> 00:55:39,674
It's not from hell,
okay!

1240
00:55:39,743 --> 00:55:42,678
Some psychopath in the woods
is fucking with us.

1241
00:55:42,747 --> 00:55:45,013
That's all.
That's all!

1242
00:55:45,082 --> 00:55:49,245
The -- The -- The crying
is prerecorded or something.

1243
00:55:49,314 --> 00:55:50,952
A-And -- And there's
a drone in the wood.

1244
00:55:51,021 --> 00:55:52,654
That's how it can fly around.
What?

1245
00:55:52,723 --> 00:55:55,623
No drone can do that, okay?
It's a cursed log.

1246
00:55:55,692 --> 00:55:57,059
This is not some
Scooby-Doo shit, okay?

1247
00:55:57,128 --> 00:55:58,560
We're gonna be safe in here
for the night, okay.

1248
00:55:58,629 --> 00:56:00,963
We're gonna hide
and be safe.

1249
00:56:01,032 --> 00:56:03,131
That thing's not gonna
be active during the day.

1250
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,599
You don't know that.

1251
00:56:04,668 --> 00:56:07,668
We had that fire going all day
long and nothing happened.

1252
00:56:07,737 --> 00:56:09,838
Hmm? Nothing happened
till the sun went down.

1253
00:56:09,907 --> 00:56:11,306
But did you hear
what it was yelling?

1254
00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:12,808
It was yelling,
"Arson, arson."

1255
00:56:12,877 --> 00:56:15,010
It's going to
burn us alive.

1256
00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:17,779
Alex.
Okay, okay.

1257
00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:21,817
Okay, listen, first sign
of smoke comes under that door,

1258
00:56:21,886 --> 00:56:23,886
we'll make a break
for it, okay?

1259
00:56:23,955 --> 00:56:25,720
Th-There --
Th-There's an axe --

1260
00:56:25,789 --> 00:56:26,956
There's an axe
on the front porch.

1261
00:56:27,025 --> 00:56:30,258
We get the axe,
we get to my car,

1262
00:56:30,327 --> 00:56:33,461
we get off
this mountain.

1263
00:56:33,530 --> 00:56:35,063
The sheriff
was a fake sheriff.

1264
00:56:35,132 --> 00:56:37,465
When he came in, he sprinkled
something on the log.

1265
00:56:37,534 --> 00:56:38,867
I-I didn't think
anything of it.

1266
00:56:38,936 --> 00:56:40,568
What are you talking about?
What are you --

1267
00:56:40,637 --> 00:56:42,504
I didn't think
anything of it.

1268
00:56:42,573 --> 00:56:44,072
He must be, like, in on it
or something.

1269
00:56:44,141 --> 00:56:46,408
I'm sure he cast, like,
an evil spell.

1270
00:56:46,477 --> 00:56:49,711
Zoe, come on.

1271
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,712
You still don't believe
it's a curse.

1272
00:56:51,781 --> 00:56:53,748
With all due respect, babe,
no, I don't.

1273
00:56:53,817 --> 00:56:56,618
If -- If brutality against
Blacks and Native Americans

1274
00:56:56,687 --> 00:56:58,887
in this country
caused curses,

1275
00:56:58,956 --> 00:57:01,891
then murderous logs would be
as common as fuckin' Starbucks.

1276
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,925
And they aren't.
They just aren't.

1277
00:57:03,994 --> 00:57:07,496
A tiny drone
cannot lift a guy.

1278
00:57:07,565 --> 00:57:10,499
Fine. You know what?
I hope it is a curse.

1279
00:57:10,568 --> 00:57:12,400
I do.
We'll write a book.

1280
00:57:12,469 --> 00:57:14,236
A best seller.
We'll be fuckin' rich.

1281
00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,504
Oh, my God, Alex.

1282
00:57:15,573 --> 00:57:16,672
If we survive.

1283
00:57:16,741 --> 00:57:19,441
We are going to survive.

1284
00:57:19,510 --> 00:57:21,777
This is
a heavy door, babe.

1285
00:57:21,846 --> 00:57:24,079
No windows.
It can't get in.

1286
00:57:24,148 --> 00:57:28,650
We're in the best place
to be right now.

1287
00:57:28,719 --> 00:57:31,686
Oh, my God, my camera.
[ Laughs ]

1288
00:57:31,755 --> 00:57:34,323
My camera's still downstairs.
It's rolling!

1289
00:57:34,392 --> 00:57:37,359
We're gonna have evidence of
this, everything that happened!

1290
00:57:37,428 --> 00:57:38,660
We'll sell it.

1291
00:57:38,729 --> 00:57:40,161
They'll make a movie
out of this.

1292
00:57:40,230 --> 00:57:41,964
Who do you want to play you?
We're going to die, Alex.

1293
00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:43,799
We are not going to die.
We are not going to die.

1294
00:57:43,868 --> 00:57:46,068
Look at me.
Look at me.

1295
00:57:46,137 --> 00:57:47,403
I love you.

1296
00:57:47,472 --> 00:57:49,871
Do you love me?

1297
00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:51,541
I'm gonna need a vocal
confirmation on that, babe.

1298
00:57:51,610 --> 00:57:52,674
Yeah? Yeah?
Yes.

1299
00:57:52,743 --> 00:57:53,776
Okay, good.
I love you, too.

1300
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,545
Do you trust me?
Yes.

1301
00:57:55,614 --> 00:57:56,879
I trust you, too.

1302
00:57:56,948 --> 00:57:58,614
You're the fiercest woman
I know.

1303
00:57:58,683 --> 00:58:03,952
♪♪

1304
00:58:04,021 --> 00:58:06,020
I kinda think Chris Pratt
should play me.

1305
00:58:06,089 --> 00:58:08,451
We need butts in seats, babe.
We're gonna need a name.

1306
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,759
Alright?
This is gonna be a blockbuster.

1307
00:58:11,828 --> 00:58:14,829
So you think this is gonna be
a theatrical movie?

1308
00:58:14,898 --> 00:58:18,633
Not some, like --
like, straight to Netflix --

1309
00:58:18,702 --> 00:58:20,469
Babe, of course this is
theatrical release.

1310
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:21,603
Look -- Look around you!

1311
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:23,571
This is not
straight-to-DVD shit

1312
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,974
that's happening to us
in this house right now!

1313
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,541
It's bad.
Yeah, it's really bad.

1314
00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:28,576
It's awful.
It's like the first
proven example

1315
00:58:28,645 --> 00:58:30,711
of real
supernatural shit.

1316
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:34,649
This is gonna be, like,
Marvel movie big.

1317
00:58:34,718 --> 00:58:37,019
Now, who do you want
to play you?

1318
00:58:37,088 --> 00:58:39,221
♪♪

1319
00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:40,588
[ Clatter ]

1320
00:58:40,657 --> 00:58:43,358
Arson!
[ Zoe screaming ]

1321
00:58:43,427 --> 00:58:44,560
Alex: Go, go, go!

1322
00:58:44,629 --> 00:58:45,960
♪♪

1323
00:58:46,029 --> 00:58:49,465
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!

1324
00:58:49,534 --> 00:58:51,634
♪♪

1325
00:58:51,703 --> 00:58:53,101
[ Screams ]

1326
00:58:53,170 --> 00:58:57,907
♪♪

1327
00:58:57,976 --> 00:59:02,645
[ Fire crackling, Zoe crying ]

1328
00:59:02,714 --> 00:59:06,882
♪♪

1329
00:59:06,951 --> 00:59:10,886
[ Breathing
heavily ]

1330
00:59:10,955 --> 00:59:13,522
No. [ Whimpers ]
[ Mumbling indistinctly ]

1331
00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:15,423
♪♪

1332
00:59:15,492 --> 00:59:18,092
[ Muffled shouting ]

1333
00:59:18,161 --> 00:59:22,164
Remember, now,
say nice things to 'em.
[ Women screaming ]

1334
00:59:22,233 --> 00:59:24,766
Girls, they like to be
complimented.

1335
00:59:24,835 --> 00:59:26,401
Alex: [ Muffled ] Zoe!
Nice things.

1336
00:59:26,470 --> 00:59:29,004
[ Screaming continues ]

1337
00:59:29,073 --> 00:59:30,472
Zoe!

1338
00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:31,973
Zoe!

1339
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:33,841
Zoe!

1340
00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:38,308
I would not get in the way
of my son and his date.

1341
00:59:38,377 --> 00:59:40,981
You don't wanna do that.
Nope.

1342
00:59:41,050 --> 00:59:43,951
It's like getting in the way
of a lion and his food.

1343
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:48,223
Listen, um, we are all
in a lot of danger.

1344
00:59:48,292 --> 00:59:52,088
This -- This house is,
uh -- It's cursed.

1345
00:59:52,157 --> 00:59:53,228
I swear to God.

1346
00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:56,135
Did you see all
the fucking bodies outside?!

1347
00:59:57,262 --> 00:59:58,667
We all in danger.

1348
00:59:58,736 --> 01:00:01,073
[ Chuckles ]

1349
01:00:01,873 --> 01:00:03,706
Every day is danger.

1350
01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:06,474
You been out there?

1351
01:00:06,543 --> 01:00:09,178
People batshit crazy.
[ Chuckles ]

1352
01:00:09,247 --> 01:00:14,349
Eenie, meenie...

1353
01:00:14,418 --> 01:00:20,556
eenie, meenie...

1354
01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,624
eenie...

1355
01:00:22,693 --> 01:00:25,428
Pick her.
She's -- She's prettier than me!
...meenie...

1356
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:26,862
P-Pick her.

1357
01:00:26,931 --> 01:00:29,064
She's prettier.

1358
01:00:29,133 --> 01:00:32,695
Don't pick me.
No.
Eenie, meenie...

1359
01:00:32,764 --> 01:00:36,171
eenie, meenie...
Don't pick me, no.
No.

1360
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,875
...eenie, moe.
Please, no! No!

1361
01:00:39,944 --> 01:00:42,378
No! No!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

1362
01:00:42,447 --> 01:00:44,313
No! No!

1363
01:00:44,382 --> 01:00:45,180
Meenie!

1364
01:00:45,249 --> 01:00:46,749
No, no, no,
no, no, no!

1365
01:00:46,818 --> 01:00:47,883
[ Laughing ]

1366
01:00:47,952 --> 01:00:49,619
No, no!
God, no!

1367
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:52,688
No! No! No!

1368
01:00:52,757 --> 01:00:56,625
[ Women screaming ]

1369
01:00:56,694 --> 01:01:00,596
[ Breathing heavily ]

1370
01:01:00,665 --> 01:01:02,434
What's your name?

1371
01:01:05,597 --> 01:01:07,803
You can call me Mother,
honey.

1372
01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:11,807
Mother?
Okay.

1373
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,574
It's nice to meet you,
Mother.

1374
01:01:13,643 --> 01:01:15,944
My name's Alex.
Oh.

1375
01:01:16,013 --> 01:01:20,014
You're doing that thing
where you befriend me.

1376
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:24,653
So I see you as a human being
instead of a victim

1377
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:26,121
so I won't harm you.

1378
01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:29,158
[ Chuckles ]

1379
01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:31,392
Oh, well,
you such a smart one.

1380
01:01:31,461 --> 01:01:33,161
No, no, no. It doesn't have to
be like that, okay?

1381
01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:35,063
We can get out of here.
You can let me go.

1382
01:01:35,132 --> 01:01:36,865
I can -- I can
give you money.

1383
01:01:36,934 --> 01:01:38,800
I-I-I have
an engagement ring, right?

1384
01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:41,102
What -- What -- What is it
that you want?

1385
01:01:41,171 --> 01:01:42,805
What do you want, Mother?
What do you want?

1386
01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:46,008
Well, what do I want?

1387
01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:48,476
Hoo-wee!
[ Laughs ]

1388
01:01:48,545 --> 01:01:50,282
What don't I want?

1389
01:01:53,718 --> 01:01:55,017
Mind my manners.

1390
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:59,858
Now, do you want here
some of this pimento cheese?

1391
01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:03,195
I've been hogging it all.
Come on.

1392
01:02:04,896 --> 01:02:06,862
Come on.
Now...

1393
01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:08,299
[ Groans ]

1394
01:02:09,366 --> 01:02:12,300
You too high class
for pimento cheese?

1395
01:02:12,369 --> 01:02:14,637
You wish
it was foie gras?

1396
01:02:14,706 --> 01:02:16,304
Aah!

1397
01:02:16,373 --> 01:02:17,740
Oh, you vegan?

1398
01:02:17,809 --> 01:02:22,177
Just try pimento...
cheese.

1399
01:02:22,246 --> 01:02:26,818
[ Laughs ]

1400
01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:30,318
It's pretty good
pimento cheese

1401
01:02:30,387 --> 01:02:32,821
for store-bought
pimento cheese.

1402
01:02:32,890 --> 01:02:35,494
[ Laughs ]

1403
01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:41,833
Anyway, what do I want?

1404
01:02:45,403 --> 01:02:47,669
I want a grandbaby.

1405
01:02:47,738 --> 01:02:51,543
I want my son to give me
a grandbaby.

1406
01:02:52,809 --> 01:02:54,810
But you can't get
a woman pregnant

1407
01:02:54,879 --> 01:02:58,714
when you keep
murdering them, you know?!

1408
01:02:58,783 --> 01:03:00,781
It don't make no sense.

1409
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:03,151
If he can just click
with one of 'em,

1410
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,488
we can keep her
in the basement.

1411
01:03:05,557 --> 01:03:07,823
We got a nice basement.

1412
01:03:07,892 --> 01:03:10,893
Have a basement family,
huh?

1413
01:03:10,962 --> 01:03:13,362
All safe, all warm.

1414
01:03:13,431 --> 01:03:16,969
If he could just click
with one of 'em.

1415
01:03:19,603 --> 01:03:23,004
It's enough to make me
want to adopt a Chinese baby.

1416
01:03:23,073 --> 01:03:25,911
How'd that look
in church?

1417
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,948
Maybe my son is gonna marry
your girlfriend, huh?

1418
01:03:33,017 --> 01:03:34,916
[ Laughs ]

1419
01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:37,653
'Cause right about now,
it don't sound like

1420
01:03:37,722 --> 01:03:39,422
she wants to marry you.

1421
01:03:39,491 --> 01:03:42,492
[ Cackling ]

1422
01:03:42,561 --> 01:03:45,927
Oh, we was listening.

1423
01:03:45,996 --> 01:03:49,298
That's how come
we learned...

1424
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:51,934
she has a little gun.
[ Groans ]

1425
01:03:52,003 --> 01:03:53,702
She got a little gun.

1426
01:03:53,771 --> 01:04:00,676
♪♪

1427
01:04:00,745 --> 01:04:05,213
Well...mm, you know,

1428
01:04:05,282 --> 01:04:06,815
there's so many
different ways

1429
01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:08,517
to meet women these days.

1430
01:04:08,586 --> 01:04:10,585
Mm-hmm.

1431
01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:13,522
I think he can meet
a really nice girl.

1432
01:04:13,591 --> 01:04:16,225
A girl that likes him
for him, you know?

1433
01:04:16,294 --> 01:04:19,060
Um, yeah, he can use an app.
I can show him.

1434
01:04:19,129 --> 01:04:21,297
I met Zoe on Bumble.

1435
01:04:21,366 --> 01:04:23,332
Bumble?

1436
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:24,934
That would be about
right for him.

1437
01:04:25,003 --> 01:04:27,803
He's always bumbling.

1438
01:04:27,872 --> 01:04:30,705
Now...

1439
01:04:30,774 --> 01:04:33,976
sometimes, Alex,
your kids will disappoint you.

1440
01:04:34,045 --> 01:04:36,111
Now, his daddy...

1441
01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:39,915
Well, his Daddy was
an insulation salesman.

1442
01:04:39,984 --> 01:04:43,419
He could sell dumbbells
to a drowning man.

1443
01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,120
Hmm.

1444
01:04:45,189 --> 01:04:48,323
My son can't sell shit
on account of he's dumb.

1445
01:04:48,392 --> 01:04:50,592
No, no, no, no, there's
a shortage in the trades.

1446
01:04:50,661 --> 01:04:53,495
Mm-hmm. There's a lack
of good tradesman.

1447
01:04:53,564 --> 01:04:55,030
You know, heating and air,
plumbing, garbagemen.

1448
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,531
You know?

1449
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,400
You look at guys like that,
they're all over 50.

1450
01:04:58,469 --> 01:05:00,135
Right?
They're all over 50!

1451
01:05:00,204 --> 01:05:02,671
'Cause kids don't want
to do it anymore.

1452
01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:03,939
But it's good work!

1453
01:05:04,008 --> 01:05:05,340
It's really,
really good work.

1454
01:05:05,409 --> 01:05:06,975
It pays 100 grand a year.
He could do that.

1455
01:05:07,044 --> 01:05:08,877
He can get a girl
and a house.

1456
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:11,380
It's possible!

1457
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:13,415
Would that
it were so, Alex.

1458
01:05:13,484 --> 01:05:16,051
You paint a pretty picture.
100 grand.

1459
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,886
It's possible,
it's possible!

1460
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,883
I can show you.

1461
01:05:19,952 --> 01:05:21,557
I can show you both
a different way.

1462
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:24,392
You know, you're right.

1463
01:05:24,461 --> 01:05:27,129
You're so right.
I'm so glad we talking.

1464
01:05:27,198 --> 01:05:30,135
Let me --
Let me cut these ropes.

1465
01:05:31,369 --> 01:05:35,404
Let me go tell my son
to stop his mess.

1466
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:38,139
Oh, my God, God bless you,
Mother.

1467
01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:41,146
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

1468
01:05:50,221 --> 01:05:53,917
You must think
I'm really stupid.

1469
01:05:53,986 --> 01:05:58,293
"Oh, I bet she's just
a stupid bitch," huh?

1470
01:05:58,362 --> 01:06:01,196
"your son could be a plumber!"
[ Laughing ]

1471
01:06:01,265 --> 01:06:02,465
[ Zoe screams ]

1472
01:06:02,534 --> 01:06:03,598
Zoe!

1473
01:06:03,667 --> 01:06:06,205
Come on, hang on, baby!
We're gonna be fine!

1474
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,444
[ Panting ]

1475
01:06:15,246 --> 01:06:17,249
[ Whimpering ]

1476
01:06:20,017 --> 01:06:22,585
I like your boobies.
Mnh-mnh.

1477
01:06:22,654 --> 01:06:23,952
[ Whimpering continues ]

1478
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:28,758
♪♪

1479
01:06:28,827 --> 01:06:30,562
You wanna see my body?

1480
01:06:32,763 --> 01:06:33,762
I'm strong!

1481
01:06:33,831 --> 01:06:35,564
No! Please! No!

1482
01:06:35,633 --> 01:06:36,966
No!

1483
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,271
[ Gasping ]

1484
01:06:41,005 --> 01:06:42,605
[ Crying ]

1485
01:06:42,674 --> 01:06:44,840
No, no. No.

1486
01:06:44,909 --> 01:06:46,875
No! No! No! No!
No! No!

1487
01:06:46,944 --> 01:06:49,645
No!! No! No! No!

1488
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:51,146
No, no.

1489
01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:54,650
No. No. No!

1490
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:57,552
[ Gasping ]

1491
01:06:57,621 --> 01:07:00,625
Do you want to see
my ding dong?

1492
01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:05,027
[ Zipper opens ]

1493
01:07:05,096 --> 01:07:12,096
♪♪

1494
01:07:12,704 --> 01:07:19,704
♪♪

1495
01:07:20,111 --> 01:07:27,111
♪♪

1496
01:07:27,518 --> 01:07:29,118
Mr. Luthor,
he's a nice man!

1497
01:07:29,187 --> 01:07:30,585
Now, if daddy hadn't
loaned me that money,

1498
01:07:30,654 --> 01:07:32,554
I'd have lost this place
and then you all be scattered.

1499
01:07:32,623 --> 01:07:35,024
Everybody!
You promised.

1500
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:37,158
How could I justify
to Daddy

1501
01:07:37,227 --> 01:07:38,593
selling your boy
for less money?

1502
01:07:38,662 --> 01:07:41,696
Wha- what would I say?
"I'm -- I'm fond of him"?

1503
01:07:41,765 --> 01:07:43,766
I mean, what would that
sound like, Rosa?

1504
01:07:43,835 --> 01:07:45,700
Mr. Armfield is a devil.

1505
01:07:45,769 --> 01:07:47,635
And he's a businessman,
too, now.

1506
01:07:47,704 --> 01:07:49,637
He's cuttin' ears off,
he's cuttin' toes off.

1507
01:07:49,706 --> 01:07:51,840
Oh, my baby! My baby!
Just the bad ones, Rosa!

1508
01:07:51,909 --> 01:07:53,108
It's just the bad ones!

1509
01:07:53,177 --> 01:07:54,642
If he kept doing that
to all his slaves,

1510
01:07:54,711 --> 01:07:56,445
he wouldn't have much
of a business now, would he?

1511
01:07:56,514 --> 01:07:59,281
You gave me your word
and now all you're giving me

1512
01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:00,849
is excuses!
Rosa! Shh! Shh!

1513
01:08:00,918 --> 01:08:03,584
People will hear you!
Mrs. Booth is in the other room.

1514
01:08:03,653 --> 01:08:06,989
Now, take this
to the cookhouse.

1515
01:08:07,058 --> 01:08:08,827
Alright?
I'm -- I'm finished.

1516
01:08:10,661 --> 01:08:13,062
I wish I could done
Mr. Luthor.

1517
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:14,930
Would that it were so.

1518
01:08:14,999 --> 01:08:16,999
But your son is a good boy.

1519
01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,366
Your son is a good worker.

1520
01:08:18,435 --> 01:08:20,636
He's our son!

1521
01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,769
He's our son!

1522
01:08:21,838 --> 01:08:24,539
Our son! Our son!
Our son! Our son!

1523
01:08:24,608 --> 01:08:27,843
Our son! Our son!
Our son! Our son!

1524
01:08:27,912 --> 01:08:30,613
Log: Our son! Our son!

1525
01:08:30,682 --> 01:08:36,485
♪♪

1526
01:08:36,554 --> 01:08:40,325
Mommy, no!
You're hurting me!

1527
01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:44,329
No son of mine
is gonna...

1528
01:08:45,396 --> 01:08:48,531
I have nowhere to go!

1529
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:55,600
♪♪

1530
01:08:57,075 --> 01:08:58,273
[ Panting ]

1531
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,643
You never loved me!

1532
01:09:00,712 --> 01:09:02,277
[ Screams ]

1533
01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:03,979
[ Glass shatters ]

1534
01:09:04,048 --> 01:09:10,786
♪♪

1535
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:17,392
♪♪

1536
01:09:17,461 --> 01:09:20,128
I'm not a sodomite!

1537
01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:25,529
♪♪

1538
01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:30,538
♪♪

1539
01:09:30,607 --> 01:09:34,509
Pardon my old-lady,
pimento-cheese breath.

1540
01:09:34,578 --> 01:09:37,946
But then you have
pimento-cheese breath, too.

1541
01:09:38,015 --> 01:09:40,382
Don't fuckin' touch me!
Don't fuckin' -- Mnh!

1542
01:09:40,451 --> 01:09:42,687
[ Moaning with pleasure ]
[ Groaning ]

1543
01:09:45,322 --> 01:09:48,656
Hey! Police!
Help! Help!

1544
01:09:48,725 --> 01:09:50,959
We're in here!
[ Laughs ]

1545
01:09:51,028 --> 01:09:53,128
We called the police!

1546
01:09:53,197 --> 01:09:55,430
Oh, you stupid
fucking bitch!

1547
01:09:55,499 --> 01:09:58,629
You and Pleatherface
are fucked!

1548
01:09:58,698 --> 01:10:01,536
Help! Help!

1549
01:10:01,605 --> 01:10:03,838
Help! We're in here!
The killers are in here!

1550
01:10:03,907 --> 01:10:06,511
Does that look like
a police car to you?

1551
01:10:09,513 --> 01:10:12,147
Arvid, we got company!

1552
01:10:12,216 --> 01:10:17,285
♪♪

1553
01:10:17,354 --> 01:10:20,525
[ Softly ] Oh.

1554
01:10:23,527 --> 01:10:25,695
You don't belong here.

1555
01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:27,532
[ Gunshots ]

1556
01:10:31,636 --> 01:10:33,001
Arvid!

1557
01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:39,074
♪♪

1558
01:10:39,143 --> 01:10:45,113
♪♪

1559
01:10:45,182 --> 01:10:50,986
♪♪

1560
01:10:51,055 --> 01:10:52,587
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1561
01:10:52,656 --> 01:10:56,491
I'm not with her.
My name is Alex.

1562
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,460
If you have
faster-than-light travel,

1563
01:10:58,529 --> 01:11:00,761
then I know that you're
an advanced race

1564
01:11:00,830 --> 01:11:04,365
and you can probably
understand me, okay?

1565
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:05,934
If you have
faster-than-light travel,

1566
01:11:06,003 --> 01:11:07,870
then you're --
then you're civilized!

1567
01:11:07,939 --> 01:11:10,266
Um, please just --
just release me.

1568
01:11:10,335 --> 01:11:11,806
If you have
faster-than-light travel,

1569
01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,941
then you have empathy.
You have empathy, right?

1570
01:11:14,010 --> 01:11:16,945
I-I don't want to be here.
Please! Please!

1571
01:11:17,014 --> 01:11:18,681
You have
faster-than-light tra--

1572
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,183
Aaaaah!

1573
01:11:21,252 --> 01:11:23,751
You're hurting me!

1574
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:27,022
Willow: Oh, my God.
That's a silver alien.

1575
01:11:27,091 --> 01:11:28,224
They're the worst ones.

1576
01:11:28,293 --> 01:11:29,786
Fuck!

1577
01:11:29,855 --> 01:11:33,128
Alex! [ Cries ]

1578
01:11:33,197 --> 01:11:34,329
Alex!

1579
01:11:34,398 --> 01:11:36,693
Shut the fuck up.

1580
01:11:36,762 --> 01:11:38,971
Play dead.

1581
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:46,074
♪♪

1582
01:11:46,143 --> 01:11:51,413
♪♪

1583
01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:54,983
No, no, no! No.

1584
01:11:55,052 --> 01:11:57,285
No. Fuck! No.

1585
01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:59,387
[ Crying ]

1586
01:11:59,456 --> 01:12:02,091
No, no.
No, fuck!

1587
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,025
[ Screams ]

1588
01:12:04,094 --> 01:12:06,731
No! Please! No!

1589
01:12:07,966 --> 01:12:10,933
No. No.

1590
01:12:11,002 --> 01:12:12,435
[ Gasps ]

1591
01:12:12,504 --> 01:12:16,005
♪♪

1592
01:12:16,074 --> 01:12:17,940
Isaac?

1593
01:12:18,009 --> 01:12:19,474
Isaac?!

1594
01:12:19,543 --> 01:12:22,844
No!
Rosa, what in -- No!

1595
01:12:22,913 --> 01:12:25,548
Mourner: Such a shame.
She was so young.

1596
01:12:25,617 --> 01:12:26,982
She would've been so pretty

1597
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,583
if she just kept
that weight off.

1598
01:12:28,652 --> 01:12:30,685
I promise.
It's not what it looks like!

1599
01:12:30,754 --> 01:12:32,954
I'm not a sodomite.
I'm not a sodomite!

1600
01:12:33,023 --> 01:12:35,457
I'm not -- I'm not off!
[ Screaming ]

1601
01:12:35,526 --> 01:12:37,493
Fuck! Oh!

1602
01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:40,062
[ Crying ]

1603
01:12:40,131 --> 01:12:47,131
♪♪

1604
01:12:47,166 --> 01:12:49,199
Bang, bang.
I got you!

1605
01:12:49,268 --> 01:12:51,735
Only in my shoulder.
Bang! Bang!

1606
01:12:51,804 --> 01:12:56,278
♪♪

1607
01:12:56,347 --> 01:12:58,213
What is it?

1608
01:12:58,282 --> 01:12:59,482
An old knife.

1609
01:12:59,551 --> 01:13:00,816
It's rusted.

1610
01:13:00,885 --> 01:13:04,753
Ooh,
I bet that's blood.

1611
01:13:04,822 --> 01:13:07,355
I bet Indians used it
to scalp a woman.

1612
01:13:07,424 --> 01:13:09,458
Indians didn't have knives,
ya dope.

1613
01:13:09,527 --> 01:13:11,660
A cowboy might've used it
to kill an Indian.

1614
01:13:11,729 --> 01:13:13,495
A whole mess of Indians.

1615
01:13:13,564 --> 01:13:15,030
Esther:
What did I tell you boys

1616
01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:17,132
about roughhousing
in the family room?

1617
01:13:17,201 --> 01:13:18,829
Sorry, Mom!

1618
01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:20,369
Go play outside.

1619
01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:22,672
[ Whimpering ]

1620
01:13:22,741 --> 01:13:24,139
[ Metal clinking ]

1621
01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:31,079
♪♪

1622
01:13:31,148 --> 01:13:38,020
♪♪

1623
01:13:38,089 --> 01:13:40,088
Please.
[ Thud ]

1624
01:13:40,157 --> 01:13:45,060
♪♪

1625
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:50,065
♪♪

1626
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:55,037
♪♪

1627
01:13:55,106 --> 01:13:56,372
You love me.

1628
01:13:56,441 --> 01:13:58,941
[ Laughing ]

1629
01:13:59,010 --> 01:14:01,344
You will now touch me
under.

1630
01:14:01,413 --> 01:14:04,016
Aaaah!

1631
01:14:07,385 --> 01:14:09,952
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

1632
01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:17,021
♪♪

1633
01:14:17,629 --> 01:14:24,629
♪♪

1634
01:14:25,470 --> 01:14:32,470
♪♪

1635
01:14:33,277 --> 01:14:34,843
[ Panting ]

1636
01:14:34,912 --> 01:14:36,979
Alex!
Oh, my God, baby!

1637
01:14:37,048 --> 01:14:39,447
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.

1638
01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:40,983
Come on, baby.
Come on, come on.

1639
01:14:41,052 --> 01:14:42,818
Come on.
Do you hear me?

1640
01:14:42,887 --> 01:14:45,653
Zoe?
Yeah. Yeah, baby, it's me.

1641
01:14:45,722 --> 01:14:47,656
We're getting the fuck
out of here, you understand?

1642
01:14:47,725 --> 01:14:50,092
Everything's gonna be okay.
Kill me.

1643
01:14:50,161 --> 01:14:51,726
No, no, no, no, no,
do not say that.

1644
01:14:51,795 --> 01:14:53,262
I know you're still
in there, baby, okay?

1645
01:14:53,331 --> 01:14:54,663
Kill me.
You're just in shock.

1646
01:14:54,732 --> 01:14:56,159
You're just in shock,
it's okay.

1647
01:14:56,228 --> 01:14:58,834
Just let me sleep.
Aah!

1648
01:14:58,903 --> 01:15:01,103
Get up!
Get up, get up, come on!

1649
01:15:01,172 --> 01:15:02,471
Get the fuck up, Alex!

1650
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,005
Come on.

1651
01:15:04,074 --> 01:15:05,975
[ Grunts ]

1652
01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:09,444
Just stay with me, okay?
Yeah?

1653
01:15:09,513 --> 01:15:11,947
Let's get
to the fucking car.

1654
01:15:12,016 --> 01:15:13,014
My camera.

1655
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,987
Fuck your camera, babe,
come on.

1656
01:15:16,353 --> 01:15:19,654
Fuck! Fuck!

1657
01:15:19,723 --> 01:15:21,892
I'm sorry I told him
to pick you.

1658
01:15:22,859 --> 01:15:25,561
I'm gonna get us out
of here, Willow.

1659
01:15:25,630 --> 01:15:28,331
My name is Holly.

1660
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,200
Little Man: Hey!

1661
01:15:31,269 --> 01:15:34,002
Hey!

1662
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:37,606
Come here, girl.
[ Giggles ]

1663
01:15:37,675 --> 01:15:39,341
Come on!

1664
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:41,180
I won't bite.

1665
01:15:45,316 --> 01:15:47,019
Come on, girl.

1666
01:15:49,653 --> 01:15:52,288
Little farther.
Mm-hmm.

1667
01:15:52,357 --> 01:15:59,357
♪♪

1668
01:15:59,397 --> 01:16:06,397
♪♪

1669
01:16:06,470 --> 01:16:08,604
You want something
to eat?

1670
01:16:08,673 --> 01:16:10,973
You must be hungry.

1671
01:16:11,042 --> 01:16:14,342
Something to drink?
I got sodas.

1672
01:16:14,411 --> 01:16:16,946
A towel to freshen up?

1673
01:16:17,015 --> 01:16:21,617
Does the number
100 million

1674
01:16:21,686 --> 01:16:23,586
mean anything to you?

1675
01:16:23,655 --> 01:16:26,121
100 million.

1676
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,724
It means something
to all of us.

1677
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,694
Any guesses?

1678
01:16:31,763 --> 01:16:33,665
I can't move my arms.

1679
01:16:35,599 --> 01:16:38,533
That's the number
of sperms

1680
01:16:38,602 --> 01:16:40,703
in the average ejaculate.

1681
01:16:40,772 --> 01:16:42,970
Crazy, huh?

1682
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:46,374
So when you were conceived,
your sperm had to beat out

1683
01:16:46,443 --> 01:16:49,078
99 million and change.

1684
01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:51,246
99 million.

1685
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:52,414
Some odds, huh?

1686
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:56,351
And when life is too hard
for some people,

1687
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,386
like yourself...

1688
01:16:58,455 --> 01:17:02,723
makes you wonder if that
other 99 million and change

1689
01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:04,726
might have had
a better go of it.

1690
01:17:04,795 --> 01:17:06,394
You know?

1691
01:17:06,463 --> 01:17:08,400
Come here, I wanna
show you something.

1692
01:17:11,468 --> 01:17:13,872
[ Doors creak, ding ]

1693
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:24,183
[ Whirring ]

1694
01:17:29,754 --> 01:17:33,025
[ Clanking ]

1695
01:17:36,426 --> 01:17:41,061
So...here
is your parents' house.

1696
01:17:41,130 --> 01:17:45,370
And this is the night
you get conceived, you see?

1697
01:17:46,136 --> 01:17:48,731
In a little bit,
your parents will come home,

1698
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:53,308
stumble up those stairs,
have sex and make you!

1699
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:55,047
Isn't that something?

1700
01:17:56,875 --> 01:18:02,283
Just put this baseball
on the third stair.

1701
01:18:02,352 --> 01:18:05,253
It's dark and your dad
will stumble.

1702
01:18:05,322 --> 01:18:08,490
Be enough to get his balls
a-jostling,

1703
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,825
mix up
that sperm a little.

1704
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:13,262
Give another sperm
a chance to be born.

1705
01:18:13,331 --> 01:18:15,130
You see?

1706
01:18:15,199 --> 01:18:17,466
Another sperm means
another person.

1707
01:18:17,535 --> 01:18:19,667
And events will change.

1708
01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:23,171
That other person will probably
have a different job,

1709
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,741
causing your co-worker
Willow to live.

1710
01:18:26,810 --> 01:18:29,144
And with another person,
your boyfriend

1711
01:18:29,213 --> 01:18:31,880
will have a chance
to find a better partner,

1712
01:18:31,949 --> 01:18:36,751
and you won't have to suffer
with anxiety anymore.

1713
01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:40,155
Ahh! It's a win-win.
Don't you see?

1714
01:18:40,224 --> 01:18:44,429
Now, does that
sound like a plan?

1715
01:18:46,297 --> 01:18:50,002
Does that sound
like a plan?

1716
01:18:51,163 --> 01:18:53,502
No.

1717
01:18:53,571 --> 01:18:55,140
No what?

1718
01:18:57,508 --> 01:19:00,610
I...want...to...

1719
01:19:00,679 --> 01:19:03,273
I want to live...

1720
01:19:03,342 --> 01:19:05,380
You want to live?

1721
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:06,548
You have lived!

1722
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:09,084
Been there, done that.
Didn't care for it.

1723
01:19:09,153 --> 01:19:12,087
Don't you think it's time
for a do-over?

1724
01:19:12,156 --> 01:19:14,384
Hmm?

1725
01:19:14,453 --> 01:19:17,997
You...are...
from...Hell!

1726
01:19:21,733 --> 01:19:24,199
Now, that hurts.

1727
01:19:24,268 --> 01:19:26,734
I'm not from Hell.
I'm from here.

1728
01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:29,141
Just a different time
is all.

1729
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,740
You know, you think
you're a good person.

1730
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:35,009
But in the future,
they say you're not!

1731
01:19:35,078 --> 01:19:38,413
Don't you think I wish
I was born when you were?

1732
01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:41,984
With progressive views,
your cushy job.

1733
01:19:42,053 --> 01:19:44,720
In your fancy, light-filled,
big-city office.

1734
01:19:44,789 --> 01:19:47,988
With air conditioning.

1735
01:19:48,057 --> 01:19:50,059
Just typing on your little
keyboard all day.

1736
01:19:50,128 --> 01:19:51,494
Type, type, type.

1737
01:19:51,563 --> 01:19:54,462
With your avocado toast.

1738
01:19:54,531 --> 01:19:56,902
I've never even had
an avocado.

1739
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:02,303
Yeah,
you have privilege, hmm?

1740
01:20:02,372 --> 01:20:07,479
But nobody ever talks
about time privilege.

1741
01:20:08,245 --> 01:20:11,914
What will they say about you
in the future, Zoe, hmm?

1742
01:20:11,983 --> 01:20:13,609
Burning your gas,

1743
01:20:13,678 --> 01:20:15,751
contributing
to global warming.

1744
01:20:15,820 --> 01:20:17,719
Eating your bacon!

1745
01:20:17,788 --> 01:20:19,891
Poor little piggies.

1746
01:20:21,158 --> 01:20:25,193
[ Gasps ] Stepping over
the homeless people.

1747
01:20:25,262 --> 01:20:27,562
They'll say,
"Why didn't she

1748
01:20:27,631 --> 01:20:31,033
let the homeless people
sleep on her couch?"

1749
01:20:31,102 --> 01:20:33,001
And then
you want a do-over,

1750
01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:36,038
which I am trying
to give you!

1751
01:20:36,107 --> 01:20:38,007
I'd love a do-over.

1752
01:20:38,076 --> 01:20:41,043
But I'm stuck here
in this fucking fire.

1753
01:20:41,112 --> 01:20:43,245
Oh, Zoe,
you found my knife.

1754
01:20:43,314 --> 01:20:45,981
I've been looking
for that forever.

1755
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,916
Thank you!

1756
01:20:47,985 --> 01:20:51,887
Now, do what needs
to be done.

1757
01:20:51,956 --> 01:20:56,492
Put the Goddamn baseball
on the stair.

1758
01:20:56,561 --> 01:20:58,994
Oh!

1759
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:00,396
Come back here!

1760
01:21:00,465 --> 01:21:02,501
[ Grunts ]

1761
01:21:07,038 --> 01:21:09,237
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you, baby!

1762
01:21:09,306 --> 01:21:10,906
Oh, my God.
I just want to sleep, babe.

1763
01:21:10,975 --> 01:21:12,975
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stay with me!

1764
01:21:13,044 --> 01:21:15,243
Stay with me, yeah?
Let's get out of here.

1765
01:21:15,312 --> 01:21:17,880
Come on, come on.
[ Groans ]

1766
01:21:17,949 --> 01:21:24,949
♪♪

1767
01:21:26,023 --> 01:21:33,023
♪♪

1768
01:21:34,299 --> 01:21:35,498
Alex.

1769
01:21:35,567 --> 01:21:38,601
Alex, keys.

1770
01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:39,768
The kitchen.

1771
01:21:39,837 --> 01:21:42,537
Fuck!

1772
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,105
I'm not going back
in that fuckin' house.

1773
01:21:44,174 --> 01:21:46,678
I'll run in the woods
if I have to.

1774
01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:58,787
♪♪

1775
01:21:58,856 --> 01:21:59,988
Log: Fat-ass bitch.

1776
01:22:00,057 --> 01:22:01,890
[ Indistinct voices ]

1777
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,426
Get your hands off of me.

1778
01:22:04,495 --> 01:22:06,061
Stop it!

1779
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,362
I don't feel right.

1780
01:22:07,431 --> 01:22:10,065
-Nothing I do makes you...
-I hate you!

1781
01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:11,634
-I hate you!
-This isn't working.

1782
01:22:11,703 --> 01:22:13,034
Get the fuck out!

1783
01:22:13,103 --> 01:22:16,171
I'll give you something
to cry about.

1784
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,644
[ Log thudding,
indistinct yelling ]

1785
01:22:27,519 --> 01:22:34,519
♪♪

1786
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:38,427
Time to Paul Bunyan your ass,
motherfucker!

1787
01:22:38,496 --> 01:22:44,767
♪♪

1788
01:22:44,836 --> 01:22:51,072
♪♪

1789
01:22:51,141 --> 01:22:53,376
Holy fuck.
We did it!

1790
01:22:53,445 --> 01:22:58,481
♪♪

1791
01:22:58,550 --> 01:23:03,619
♪♪

1792
01:23:03,688 --> 01:23:05,521
[ Car locks chirping ]

1793
01:23:05,590 --> 01:23:11,594
♪♪

1794
01:23:11,663 --> 01:23:13,665
[ Engine starts ]

1795
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,968
[ People chanting indistinctly ]

1796
01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:24,039
♪♪

1797
01:23:24,108 --> 01:23:26,542
Rosa: No! No!

1798
01:23:26,611 --> 01:23:29,878
[ Crying ]

1799
01:23:29,947 --> 01:23:32,347
[ Screaming ]

1800
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:34,850
[ Chanting continues ]

1801
01:23:34,919 --> 01:23:41,919
♪♪

1802
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:50,060
♪♪

1803
01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:54,469
No, no. No, you --
You don't understand!

1804
01:23:54,538 --> 01:23:56,506
It's that fake
fucking sheriff!

1805
01:23:56,575 --> 01:23:59,841
You can't leave!

1806
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:02,410
You're important here.

1807
01:24:02,479 --> 01:24:05,481
This is the dawn
of a new age of --

1808
01:24:05,550 --> 01:24:07,783
Fuck you!

1809
01:24:07,852 --> 01:24:11,323
I can and I will!

1810
01:24:14,058 --> 01:24:15,824
Don't stop.

1811
01:24:15,893 --> 01:24:18,260
I'm not.

1812
01:24:18,329 --> 01:24:20,696
I'm not stopping
until the tank is empty.

1813
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:26,702
♪♪

1814
01:24:26,771 --> 01:24:32,741
♪♪

1815
01:24:32,810 --> 01:24:38,747
♪♪

1816
01:24:38,816 --> 01:24:41,650
[ Sighs deeply ]

1817
01:24:41,719 --> 01:24:48,719
♪♪

1818
01:24:49,927 --> 01:24:56,927
♪♪

1819
01:24:58,102 --> 01:25:05,102
♪♪

1820
01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:08,243
I love you.

1821
01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:10,579
I love you, too, baby.

1822
01:25:10,648 --> 01:25:12,681
No matter
what happens next.

1823
01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:17,953
♪♪

1824
01:25:18,022 --> 01:25:23,225
♪♪

1825
01:25:23,294 --> 01:25:26,365
I think we should make
the logo a tad bit bigger.

1826
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:30,032
You want the logo bigger?

1827
01:25:30,101 --> 01:25:32,337
I'm kidding.
I'm imitating our client.

1828
01:25:34,038 --> 01:25:35,503
I love it.

1829
01:25:35,572 --> 01:25:37,239
Hey, it's your concept
and your copy.

1830
01:25:37,308 --> 01:25:40,609
I just laid it out.

1831
01:25:40,678 --> 01:25:43,078
Send it.
To the client?

1832
01:25:43,147 --> 01:25:45,380
Yes to the client!

1833
01:25:45,449 --> 01:25:47,650
It's early enough,
we might hear back today.

1834
01:25:47,719 --> 01:25:49,084
I hope not.

1835
01:25:49,153 --> 01:25:50,851
I just love
that glorious moment

1836
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,722
when you send something off
and before you get the notes.

1837
01:25:53,791 --> 01:25:55,557
It's such
a freeing feeling.

1838
01:25:55,626 --> 01:25:57,458
We're not getting notes.
It's fucking perfect.

1839
01:25:57,527 --> 01:26:00,799
Well, just in case, maybe
we should knock off early.

1840
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,132
What would the boss say?
I don't know.

1841
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:06,301
Maybe you should
ask the boss.

1842
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:08,636
What do you say, boss?

1843
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:12,641
I say we should
knock off early.

1844
01:26:12,710 --> 01:26:14,379
Alright.

1845
01:26:17,948 --> 01:26:20,315
So you wanna grab a drink
at the Highlander?

1846
01:26:20,384 --> 01:26:22,151
You sure we have time?
You know William

1847
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:23,751
loves to get to
the Braves game early.

1848
01:26:23,820 --> 01:26:25,954
Oh, that's right!
Uh, I guess

1849
01:26:26,023 --> 01:26:28,156
we'll just have to grab our
celebratory drink there then.

1850
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,558
Hmm.
Yeah.

1851
01:26:30,627 --> 01:26:32,159
It should be feeling cooler.

1852
01:26:32,228 --> 01:26:36,665
A.C.'s pretty old, but I think
I beat it into submission.

1853
01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:39,201
[ Sighs ] I feel
a difference already.

1854
01:26:39,270 --> 01:26:41,436
Thanks, Arvid.
No problem.

1855
01:26:41,505 --> 01:26:43,438
Traffic is gonna be hell.

1856
01:26:43,507 --> 01:26:46,041
I wish we could just
teleport ourselves there.

1857
01:26:46,110 --> 01:26:48,276
Would that it were so..

1858
01:26:48,345 --> 01:26:50,711
I think I beat it
into submission.

1859
01:26:50,780 --> 01:26:52,680
We're taking William
to the...
Would that it were so.

1860
01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:54,515
I think I beat it
into submission.

1861
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:55,917
We're taking William
to the...

1862
01:26:55,986 --> 01:26:57,052
Would that it were so.

1863
01:26:57,121 --> 01:26:59,087
I think I beat it
into submission.

1864
01:26:59,156 --> 01:27:01,356
We're taking William
to the...

1865
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,523
Would that it were so.

1866
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,793
I think I beat it
into submission.

1867
01:27:04,862 --> 01:27:08,096
We're taking William
to the...

1868
01:27:08,165 --> 01:27:09,330
Would that it were so.

1869
01:27:09,399 --> 01:27:11,332
We're taking William
to the...

1870
01:27:11,401 --> 01:27:13,401
I'm sorry, Rosa.

1871
01:27:13,470 --> 01:27:16,071
I'm sorry for what I did.

1872
01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:17,807
I'm sorry for everything.

1873
01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:19,770
I love you, Rosa.

1874
01:27:19,839 --> 01:27:21,343
Forgive me, Rosa.

1875
01:27:21,412 --> 01:27:22,878
I'm sorry for everything.

1876
01:27:22,947 --> 01:27:26,115
I love you, Rosa.
I'm sorry for what I did.

1877
01:27:26,184 --> 01:27:27,350
Sorry for all the --
[ Screams ]

1878
01:27:27,419 --> 01:27:29,118
[ Screams ]

1879
01:27:29,187 --> 01:27:30,789
[ Thudding ]

1880
01:27:33,390 --> 01:27:35,858
[ Fire crackling ]

1881
01:27:35,927 --> 01:27:39,427
♪♪

1882
01:27:39,496 --> 01:27:44,165
♪ So you've got trauma ♪

1883
01:27:44,234 --> 01:27:48,070
♪ Go tell your mama ♪

1884
01:27:48,139 --> 01:27:51,607
♪ You've got pain ♪

1885
01:27:51,676 --> 01:27:55,543
♪ Go tell the rain ♪

1886
01:27:55,612 --> 01:27:59,381
♪ What you have desired ♪

1887
01:27:59,450 --> 01:28:03,652
♪ Go tell the fire ♪

1888
01:28:03,721 --> 01:28:07,690
♪ Go tell the fire ♪

1889
01:28:07,759 --> 01:28:11,126
♪ Go tell the fire ♪

1890
01:28:11,195 --> 01:28:15,230
♪♪

1891
01:28:15,299 --> 01:28:19,400
♪ I loved someone ♪

1892
01:28:19,469 --> 01:28:23,405
♪ They made me whole ♪

1893
01:28:23,474 --> 01:28:27,542
♪ I broke their heart ♪

1894
01:28:27,611 --> 01:28:31,981
♪ I broke their soul ♪

1895
01:28:32,050 --> 01:28:35,416
♪ Oh ♪

1896
01:28:35,485 --> 01:28:39,721
♪ It turned to coal ♪

1897
01:28:39,790 --> 01:28:43,291
♪ It turned to coal ♪

1898
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:47,763
♪ It turned to coal ♪

1899
01:28:47,832 --> 01:28:54,832
♪♪

1900
01:28:56,007 --> 01:29:03,007
♪♪

1901
01:29:03,647 --> 01:29:07,650
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1902
01:29:07,719 --> 01:29:11,486
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1903
01:29:11,555 --> 01:29:15,557
♪ Smoke gets in your face ♪

1904
01:29:15,626 --> 01:29:18,626
♪ Gone without a trace ♪

1905
01:29:18,695 --> 01:29:24,500
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1906
01:29:24,569 --> 01:29:31,569
♪♪

1907
01:29:32,877 --> 01:29:35,945
♪♪

1908
01:29:36,014 --> 01:29:39,649
♪ If Lady Luck ♪

1909
01:29:39,718 --> 01:29:43,484
♪ Gives a fuck ♪

1910
01:29:43,553 --> 01:29:47,489
♪ And you have fight ♪

1911
01:29:47,558 --> 01:29:51,492
♪ Then you just might ♪

1912
01:29:51,561 --> 01:29:55,530
♪ Win all your hopes ♪

1913
01:29:55,599 --> 01:29:59,534
♪ On slippery slopes ♪

1914
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:03,066
♪ But just as well ♪

1915
01:30:03,135 --> 01:30:07,810
♪ It goes to hell ♪

1916
01:30:07,879 --> 01:30:11,312
♪ And all your dreams ♪

1917
01:30:11,381 --> 01:30:15,283
♪ Supporting dreams ♪

1918
01:30:15,352 --> 01:30:19,487
♪ Come crashing down ♪

1919
01:30:19,556 --> 01:30:23,225
♪ Come crashing down ♪

1920
01:30:23,294 --> 01:30:27,462
♪ Straight to the ground ♪

1921
01:30:27,531 --> 01:30:32,167
♪ Come crashing down ♪

1922
01:30:32,236 --> 01:30:38,106
♪♪

1923
01:30:38,175 --> 01:30:43,845
♪♪

1924
01:30:43,914 --> 01:30:47,917
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1925
01:30:47,986 --> 01:30:51,920
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1926
01:30:51,989 --> 01:30:55,758
♪ Smoke gets in your face ♪

1927
01:30:55,827 --> 01:30:58,994
♪ Gone without a trace ♪

1928
01:30:59,063 --> 01:31:03,532
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1929
01:31:03,601 --> 01:31:07,836
♪ Add it to the fireplace ♪

1930
01:31:07,905 --> 01:31:11,840
♪ Smoke gets in your face ♪

1931
01:31:11,909 --> 01:31:14,844
♪ Gone without a trace ♪

1932
01:31:14,913 --> 01:31:21,216
♪ Gone without a trace ♪

1933
01:31:21,285 --> 01:31:29,061
♪♪