1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,330 [THUMPING SYNTH MUSIC] 4 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,263 [SCREAMING] 5 00:00:23,885 --> 00:00:28,166 [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] 6 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:33,619 You want us to wait? 7 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:35,173 I'll catch up. 8 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:05,893 [PHONE VIBRATES] 9 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:16,145 Jace? 10 00:01:16,835 --> 00:01:17,939 Fuck. 11 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,527 Nope! 12 00:01:20,735 --> 00:01:21,840 No fucking way, guys! 13 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,462 I'm not doing this! 14 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,400 Stop. 15 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:39,789 [SHE SCREAMS] 16 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:44,207 Okay! Okay! 17 00:01:47,245 --> 00:01:49,109 Jace? 18 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,559 Bradford? 19 00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:00,741 [SHE SCREAMS] 20 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,261 [SCREAMING] 21 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:35,465 [EAR-PIERCING SCREAM] 22 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:37,018 ROSEMARY: Holy fucking shit. 23 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,504 BRADFORD: How long can you scream like that? 24 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:40,988 [EAR-PIERCING SCREAM] 25 00:02:41,126 --> 00:02:42,265 No. Hold up. Stop. 26 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:43,715 Like, how long can you do that in a night 27 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:46,062 without needing, like, a break or something? 28 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:47,719 Uh, probably a few hours. 29 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:49,272 'Kay. [DANNY LAUGHS] 30 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,999 BRADFORD: And underwear? You fine working in just underwear? 31 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,069 Yeah. 32 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,450 DANNY: This isn't sexual harassment. 33 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:55,209 ROSEMARY: She knows that. - Yeah, that's not a problem. 34 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:56,521 BRADFORD: 'Kay. Blood? 35 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,212 You fine with blood? - Yeah. Great. 36 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,248 BRADFORD: Like a shitload of blood, though, 37 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:00,421 like, gallons of it. 38 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:01,664 The more the merrier. 39 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:03,286 All right. 40 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,737 Let's show her how to die. 41 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:08,326 BRADFORD: So you're actually going to be filling in 42 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:09,775 for someone who flaked on us. 43 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:11,260 You fine to start us today? 44 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:13,296 I don't think I'm wearing the right underwear for that. 45 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:14,539 I wouldn't worry too much about that. 46 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:15,954 We've got plenty for you to pick from. 47 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,680 I've been filling in for her since she ditched us, 48 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:20,234 but I'm primarily the makeup artist, so, eh. 49 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:21,753 This is all part time and seasonal 50 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:23,927 so sometimes people just disappear. 51 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:26,033 And Bradford doesn't look super convincing in a bra, 52 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:27,379 so there's that. 53 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:29,209 When'd you see me in a bra? I look amazing in a bra. 54 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,245 It's kind of a weird time for you to jump in. 55 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:32,833 There's only a couple of days left in the season, 56 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:34,628 but if you can fill in for just those couple of days, 57 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:35,629 that'd be awesome. 58 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:37,078 MATILDA: Yeah. That sounds good. 59 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,079 ROSEMARY: You went to theater school? 60 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,495 - DePaul, yeah. - Okay, great. 61 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:41,082 It's basically the same thing as putting up a show, 62 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,429 instead of eight performances a week 63 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:44,465 you're doing 40 performances in a night, 64 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:45,708 one every couple of minutes. 65 00:03:45,846 --> 00:03:46,985 But the lines are a lot easier to remember 66 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:48,642 because it's just a bunch of fucking screaming. 67 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,782 Yeah. Backstage should feel pretty familiar, too. 68 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,508 We're just a bunch of theater kids who never grew up 69 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:53,371 and got real jobs. 70 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,648 Everybody's flirtatious, 71 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:56,443 but it's a summer camp, kind of flirtatious, 72 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,168 so it should be completely harmless 73 00:03:58,307 --> 00:04:00,723 if, for whatever reason, it doesn't feel harmless 74 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:02,483 you come to one of us immediately. 75 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:03,381 Yeah. 76 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:04,623 Long story short, no touching. 77 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,107 They don't touch you. We don't touch them. 78 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,833 They do touch you. Yell "Pervo!" 79 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,456 We're coming running. - Pervo? 80 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:10,595 Yeah. It was carefully chosen. 81 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:11,665 Took us a long time to get there. 82 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:12,976 Speaking of which, we got to go. 83 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:14,150 DANNY: I'm going to be in there with you 84 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,116 the whole time. 85 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:15,979 Nobody will get anywhere near you. 86 00:04:16,117 --> 00:04:17,084 ROSEMARY: He's not that big, 87 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,327 but he does have a table full of weapons. 88 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:20,432 DANNY: I'm big enough. ROSEMARY: Plus, weapons. 89 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:21,951 DANNY: And I'm a fucking ghoul. 90 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:25,161 [OVERLAPPING VOICES] 91 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:29,545 BRADFORD: Blood! EVERYONE: Guts! 92 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:31,788 BRADFORD: All right, everybody, this is Matilda. 93 00:04:31,926 --> 00:04:33,652 She's going to be our new scalpee for the night. 94 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,171 It's her first time at a haunted house, 95 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,483 so let's be nice to her. 96 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:37,898 But she's got a hell of a scream, 97 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,209 so just show her what to do, all right? 98 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,935 Taylor's only been gone a couple days. 99 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,316 Okay. 100 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:44,284 And if she shows up, we'll find her something to do. 101 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:45,388 She loves being scalped. 102 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:46,665 Okay, but Rosemary doesn't. 103 00:04:46,803 --> 00:04:48,046 And I need someone who can scream, 104 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:49,772 and I found someone who can scream. So let's be nice, 105 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:50,876 okay? 106 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,533 Anyway, guys, we got a to haunt open. 107 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,604 Why're we just sitting around? 108 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:02,612 Hey, it's not her fault. 109 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:05,822 Taylor took off. 110 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,459 Bachelor of Fine Arts. 111 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:26,705 Okay. 112 00:05:31,814 --> 00:05:32,815 Like a glove. 113 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,264 Yeah. 114 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:36,059 So do you have any double- sided tape for this glove? 115 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:38,510 I'm worried I'm going to start thrashing around and it's all 116 00:05:38,648 --> 00:05:40,685 gonna pop out. - I got you covered. 117 00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:42,687 Figuratively. [ROSEMARY LAUGHS] 118 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:51,489 [AIRBRUSH SOUNDS] 119 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:54,008 Here's your chair. 120 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,044 Oh. 121 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:58,841 And here is your hair. 122 00:05:59,842 --> 00:06:00,808 Oh. 123 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:04,605 And I think it's probably going to match... 124 00:06:04,743 --> 00:06:05,537 Yes! 125 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:06,573 There we go. 126 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:08,368 Awesome. Okay. 127 00:06:10,715 --> 00:06:11,716 So... 128 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:14,926 Basically, when he scalps you, he's going to 129 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,030 lift this part up. 130 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,273 Oh, yuck. 131 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,792 I will goop it up more. 132 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,725 Oh, nice, okay. 133 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,347 Boop, boop, boop. 134 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:59,108 Okay, you're done. - Awesome. 135 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:02,525 You can sit out in the hall, we will come and get you 136 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:03,664 when we're ready to place you. 137 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,114 Awesome. Thank you. 138 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:06,426 ROSEMARY: How we doing over here? 139 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:20,612 Has anyone seen my heart? 140 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:27,101 - You're missing out. - What about, like, beans? 141 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,657 It seems as though someone has stolen my heart. 142 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:34,937 and hopefully they're single and emotionally available. 143 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,149 Thanks, Pumpkin. 144 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,291 We can make it work. 145 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:54,646 [FAKE CHAINSAW NOISES] 146 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,375 Ping! Ping! 147 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:02,654 [RHYTHMIC CHANTING] 148 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:07,038 CELESTE: One! Two! Three! 149 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:09,489 [CHEERING] 150 00:08:11,801 --> 00:08:13,216 CELESTE: Let's go! 151 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:42,901 Little chilly tonight, huh, bud? 152 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,352 Lemme help you out? 153 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,736 There you go. 154 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:06,200 Great door scare. 155 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,202 You clearly work here. 156 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,342 What the fuck? 157 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,242 [SCREAMING] 158 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,762 [SCREAMING] 159 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,456 It is time to open this haunted house! 160 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:24,598 [GASPING] 161 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:29,776 This is what we live for! 162 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,434 [GAGGING] 163 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,403 Tonight, we give the people what they want. 164 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:38,612 [GAGGING] 165 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,820 And what they want... 166 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:42,064 is blood and... 167 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:42,858 EVERYONE: Guts! 168 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:44,204 - Blood! - Guts! 169 00:09:44,445 --> 00:09:45,585 - Blood! - Guts! 170 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:46,965 - Blood! - Guts! 171 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:48,933 - Blood! - Guts! 172 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:50,451 BRADFORD: Let's open this haunt! 173 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,833 [CHEERING] 174 00:09:58,218 --> 00:09:59,599 [CHEERING] 175 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,015 CELESTE: Let's go! Let's go! 176 00:10:02,774 --> 00:10:04,880 ♪ IT'S HALLOWEEN ♪ by First of October 177 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,909 MATILDA: Could this one be a little tighter? 178 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:35,496 DANNY: Yeah. 179 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:39,811 Just let me know if you need a break or anything. 180 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:41,157 Yeah. For sure. 181 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:42,400 You know what to do? 182 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:43,470 I start screaming when you start cutting. 183 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:45,817 CELESTE: Hey, have a good first night. 184 00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:46,749 DANNY: It's not my first night. 185 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:48,026 Thanks. 186 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:49,131 DANNY: It's really weird you don't recognize me. 187 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:50,166 Don't get too comfortable, Rook'. 188 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,236 DANNY: Not a rookie. 189 00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:52,203 I was in the room when we hired you. 190 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:53,722 I think she was talking to me. 191 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,964 Oh, she was being a bitch? 192 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:55,862 Yeah. 193 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,208 Aww. Thank you. 194 00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:05,181 [GROWL] 195 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:12,982 [LAUGHING] 196 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,744 Oh! Okay. 197 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:17,193 I thought they weren't allowed to touch us. 198 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:18,712 They can't touch us, right? 199 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:22,992 [OMINOUS LAUGHING] 200 00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:27,548 Welcome to Realm of Terror. 201 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,413 [EVIL LAUGH] [CROWD CHEERS] 202 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,486 Oh. 203 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:38,939 Does my scarecrow not scare you? 204 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,492 Come on, Scarecrow. 205 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:42,184 Scare these people. 206 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:43,737 [GROWLS] 207 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,187 Rawr. 208 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:46,602 Oh. 209 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,017 Still not scared. 210 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:49,260 We can do better than that. 211 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,538 Let's help him out. 212 00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:55,369 Oh, yeah. 213 00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:03,377 It appears it's time for you to hurry in 214 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,655 before my associates 215 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:09,073 start looking for another scarecrow. 216 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,351 I hear a post 217 00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:13,733 has recently opened up. 218 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,458 Of course, 219 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,460 I wouldn't want to tie you to... 220 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:18,358 [SNARLS] 221 00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:19,877 ...anything. 222 00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:22,603 [MENACING LAUGH] 223 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,606 How many? 224 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,298 Two, please. 225 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:31,474 You just graduated? 226 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:32,475 Yeah. 227 00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,581 You part of any theater groups? 228 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,790 I was at a troupe in school, but after graduation 229 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:38,447 we all kinda scattered. 230 00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,069 Chicago's a theater town. 231 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:42,002 That's what I said, 232 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,521 but the theater kids headed east 233 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,488 and the screen kids headed west. 234 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,974 Didn't feel like chasing the big time? 235 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,528 Well, I mean, we just graduated. 236 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,047 I mean, why is everyone so eager to dive 237 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,324 into the deep end? 238 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,360 I mean, can't we take a second to breathe? 239 00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:57,121 Or get chained to walls? 240 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:58,432 Right. 241 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,709 I thought we got a year to, like, chill out 242 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,435 and see if we were actually cut out for this. 243 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,024 And they all just kind of left me, so... 244 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,406 now I gotta find a new group of weirdoes 245 00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:07,821 to hang out with. 246 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:08,788 Well... 247 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:09,512 you've come to the right place. 248 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,928 Right? 249 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:14,276 [APPROACHING GUESTS] 250 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,312 All right. Show time. 251 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,141 Okay. 252 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:22,284 Here we go. 253 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:25,356 [INTENSE SCREAMING] 254 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,532 [EVIL CACKLE] 255 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:36,988 Oh! More beautiful scalps! 256 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,271 Whoa. 257 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,170 - Pretty great, right? - Holy shit. 258 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,379 Dude, double high fives. Come on. 259 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,001 - Um... - Come on. You can do it. 260 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,692 [THEY LAUGH] 261 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,522 - I can't do it. - No, that's good. Here. 262 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,215 ♪ SYMPHONY NO. 8 IN Bm 'UNFINISHED' D. 759 ♪ by Franz Schubert 263 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,362 [INAUDIBLE] 264 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,930 ♪ WE'RE CHEAP ALREADY ♪ by Driftless Pony Club 265 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,172 You killed it! 266 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,587 - No. - Yes. You're a scream queen! 267 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,279 - Stop. - You fucking killed it! Yes! 268 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,937 Sounds like you killed it. 269 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,077 I guess. Yeah. 270 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,630 I mean, you doing that? 271 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,494 Oh, no, not the big screaming stuff. 272 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:44,495 I'm no good at that. 273 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,946 I make a much better body in a tub 274 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,430 with long slit wrists, 275 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:51,122 laying still, occasionally twitching, splashing people. 276 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:52,882 That I can sell, but 277 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:55,471 we got rid of the suicide tub years ago. 278 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,163 Bradford enjoys performing 279 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,510 as much as he likes running this place. 280 00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:01,305 If he had boobs, we probably could have 281 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:02,789 ridden out the season. 282 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,549 - Fair enough. - Your scalp, my dear. 283 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,310 Be kind. - Thank you. Yes, I will. 284 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:07,725 So are the fitting rooms 285 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:09,071 first come first serve at the end of the night or... 286 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,659 For those that bother with them. 287 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:11,522 What? 288 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,937 CELESTE: Hey! Picture! 289 00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,042 There's always a few. 290 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:18,667 In three, two, one. 291 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,361 Yeah. That's great, guys. Thanks. 292 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,328 Good, good, good. 293 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:25,812 You don't mind, do you? 294 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,055 No. I admire the confidence. 295 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:29,747 - No. The picture. - Oh! 296 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:32,370 They love their post-haunt, half-makeup, naked stuff. 297 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:33,820 No, no. I don't mind. 298 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,373 Almost 80 thousand followers, too. 299 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:36,685 Sweet. 300 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:38,031 Yeah, I got to keep it nipple free, though. 301 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,240 Well, I mean, you gotta leash those nips sometimes. 302 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,070 Double standard. Right, Jace? 303 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,485 Oh, I could go full nip. 304 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,659 God, there's two of you. 305 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,247 Yeah, this year. 306 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,042 Last year there were, like, what, four of us? 307 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,733 Five if Julie had a couple drinks. 308 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,252 Oh yeah. 309 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,772 How many Instagram followers do you have? 310 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,395 Oh, no. I don't do it for the 'gram. 311 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,535 Yeah. No pics out when the dick's out. 312 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,089 Jace is all lifestyle. 313 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,125 You don't mind, do you? 314 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:05,369 Fly free, mon ami. 315 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,267 - I like you. - Fly free! 316 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,062 - Mika! - I told you, bro. 317 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,719 That's why butcher shops keep their finest meat 318 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:11,754 behind glass. 319 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:14,102 It's not meat. It's muscle. 320 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,587 Tell me about it. 321 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:20,246 Hey, Jace. Is this your phone. 322 00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:21,730 Did you still my fucking phone? 323 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,042 Put your clothes on, man. 324 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,250 We could hear you from outside. 325 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,321 - Really? - You sure can scream. 326 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,977 I mean, it's fun. 327 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:29,979 - Are you exhausted? - I mean, I'm all right. 328 00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:32,051 There's a place we hang out after if you want to come? 329 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:33,604 Oh, yo, Seth. 330 00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:36,124 What was going on in there tonight? 331 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,573 They tell you what I said? 332 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:38,954 Yeah, I heard what you said. That's the whole thing. 333 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,473 You don't have a head, you can't talk. 334 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:41,577 That's why it's funny. 335 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:42,785 I was like, "Hey-- 336 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,649 Hey, just take it off. 337 00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:45,754 I saw you screwing around with your 338 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:46,893 head knife over there. 339 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,239 Sure. Back here. 340 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,240 Back here we can make all the 341 00:17:49,378 --> 00:17:50,552 "Oh, Gimme head" jokes you want. 342 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,794 In there, you stay in character. 343 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,279 In character? 344 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,350 I'm a decapitated football player with a pom pom head. 345 00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:56,420 Who cares if I talk? 346 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,042 - I care if you talk. - It's fake. 347 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,941 It's only fake if you don't believe it. 348 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:02,978 Actually, you know what, Seth? 349 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,601 Don't bother coming back tomorrow. 350 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:18,994 Fucking stop. 351 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,479 I just wiped all this shit off. 352 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,208 [TEXT NOTIFICATION] 353 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,526 [PHONE CALL RING TONE] 354 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:38,151 [RING TONE STOPS] 355 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,466 [PHONE CALL RING TONE] 356 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,508 Yo, did you see who dropped this phone? 357 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,165 Not mine. 358 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,309 Have you heard anything from Taylor? 359 00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,484 - Mika-- - No, I'm not doing that. 360 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:01,588 I just found her phone here. 361 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,004 But she texted me to meet her here? 362 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,455 No, I haven't gotten anything from her. 363 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,008 But if she turns up, we'll find her something. 364 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:08,975 I promise. 365 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,114 Are you going to be here a while? 366 00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:11,046 Yeah, I'll be here. 367 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,012 Text me if she shows up. 368 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,704 Yeah, sure. 369 00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:20,538 Just... 370 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:22,540 Yep. Just put it on the floor. 371 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,887 Sheese, Rook'. Do you ever clean out your car? 372 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:26,199 I mean, I'm getting there. 373 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,375 It's like you drove through a thrift store 374 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,377 with your windows open. 375 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,448 You are going to say something nice to her 376 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,381 before the end of the night. - We'll see. 377 00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:36,623 No, I mean, it's okay. 378 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:37,590 Her shitty attitude is like the North Star of 379 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,178 my haunt experience. 380 00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:40,972 It's one thing I know I can count on. 381 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,353 No shit. Okay. 382 00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:43,458 [MATILDA CHUCKLES] 383 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,702 [HAUNT NOISES] 384 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,675 [HAUNT NOISES STOP] 385 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,909 Fuckin' haunt actors. 386 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:27,536 [PHONE VIBRATES] 387 00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,067 Fuck! 388 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:43,069 [ROSEMARY LAUGHS] 389 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,761 I thought everybody was already out of here. 390 00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:47,832 Tonight is the first night I'm not exhausted from 391 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,766 screaming my ass off for three hours. 392 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:52,768 I thought I'd get a jump on the laundry. 393 00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:55,668 You could do that tomorrow when we could go to the party. 394 00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,428 I want to bring them a couple cases of beer anyway, 395 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,050 it was a good week. 396 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,086 You go ahead. 397 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,606 You're not going to come? 398 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:05,436 It's kind of starting to feel a little... 399 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,645 - College'y? - Yeah. 400 00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,509 Well, you know, that's one of the perks of the job, 401 00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:10,959 you never got to grow up. 402 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,685 Do you remember me in college? 403 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,307 I locked myself in my dorm, 404 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,309 ate nachos, and watched Elm Street movies. 405 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,104 Well, that's another perk of the job, 406 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,692 you can make up for lost time. 407 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,521 Kinda feeling like nachos. 408 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,143 [INAUDIBLE] 409 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,387 I'll come to the wrap party, I promise. 410 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:26,802 Okay. 411 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,079 You want me to come by later? 412 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:29,598 If you want to. 413 00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,290 Okay. Well, don't work too hard. 414 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:33,257 Just because it's hard work... 415 00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:36,329 BOTH: ...doesn't mean it's not fun. 416 00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:07,843 You're good. 417 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:26,034 The fu-- 418 00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:29,313 Fuck! Fuck! 419 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:57,134 Hey, Siri, call 911! 420 00:23:56,296 --> 00:23:58,091 Oh! 421 00:23:59,748 --> 00:24:01,578 [STRUGGLE NOISES] 422 00:24:19,906 --> 00:24:21,356 Fuck! 423 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:48,590 [STRUGGLE NOISES] 424 00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:29,079 MATILDA: I'm sorry. Where are we? 425 00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:30,563 V: Tall John's lake house. 426 00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:32,565 He lets a couple of us stay here on haunt weekends 427 00:25:32,703 --> 00:25:34,878 so we don't have to go all the way back to the city. 428 00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:36,638 MATILDA: Tall John? V: You saw him. 429 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:39,054 I think he was spiky head guy by the end of the night. 430 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:40,884 He's been at the haunt for forever. 431 00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:42,955 So his place has always been the after-party. 432 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:43,921 MATILDA: Cool. 433 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,302 V: He never hangs out with us. 434 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,407 I always try, but he never goes for it. 435 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,202 MATILDA: Aww, that's okay. 436 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,999 She met up with Jace? 437 00:25:57,763 --> 00:25:59,281 Yeah, the haunt is so much fun, 438 00:25:59,419 --> 00:26:02,319 but honestly, the Halloween bump it gives my Only Fans 439 00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:03,285 is even better. 440 00:26:03,423 --> 00:26:04,528 - Really? - Yeah. 441 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,150 And it boosts the Instagram ad' rev' to. 442 00:26:06,288 --> 00:26:08,049 - Oh, you do sponsorships? - Yeah. 443 00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:10,223 Umm... Makeup. Goth lingerie. 444 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,984 Prosthetic fangs. 445 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:13,433 Whoa. That's so cool. 446 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,711 How does it work? 447 00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,575 Oh, it just slides right in and right out. 448 00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:17,714 'ey... 449 00:26:18,231 --> 00:26:19,129 You did not. 450 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:21,027 I did. Always. Always. 451 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,064 I did a couple of seasons at the theme park, but 452 00:26:23,202 --> 00:26:25,273 it's just a sanitized version of what we're doing. 453 00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:28,103 And the budget's great. Great costumes and makeup, but... 454 00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:30,761 It's the board-approved assembly-line version 455 00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:32,314 all packaged and ready to appear 456 00:26:32,452 --> 00:26:34,144 on souvenir cups. 457 00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:36,284 It's all so cutesy. 458 00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:38,424 All of Halloween has gotten so fucking cutesy. 459 00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:39,287 You know? 460 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:41,772 I mean, at least we're we're doing has a little bit 461 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:43,981 of edge, but 2,000 years ago, they were setting people 462 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,017 on fire, dude. 463 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,019 You really wanna talk about going face to face 464 00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:48,607 with the darkness? 465 00:26:48,814 --> 00:26:49,987 No, not really. 466 00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,713 Yeah. No duh. 467 00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:54,958 The penis has been vilified in our society. 468 00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:55,855 That's all I'm saying. 469 00:26:55,993 --> 00:26:56,960 Okay. 470 00:26:57,098 --> 00:26:58,720 Like it's literally seen as a weapon. 471 00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,446 You don't think that's because it's been used as 472 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:03,311 a weapon for so long by so many? 473 00:27:03,449 --> 00:27:04,519 I think we can both agree 474 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:05,865 that it's disproportionate, though. 475 00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:07,833 I mean, people are stabbed with pens all the time. 476 00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:09,835 But pens aren't stigmatized as weapons. 477 00:27:10,283 --> 00:27:11,630 You don't think it's because less people 478 00:27:11,768 --> 00:27:15,461 get stabbed by pens than women get raped by penises? 479 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:16,496 Okay. 480 00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:18,188 Okay. 481 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:19,534 Honestly, I just thought you were a hot guy with a really 482 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:22,192 nice body who liked to hang brain here and there, 483 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:24,297 but it turns out you're making a point. 484 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,644 Congrats. 485 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,404 I'm taking it back. 486 00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:30,372 - Your comment? - I'm reclaiming the penis. 487 00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:32,754 It's exposure therapy. 488 00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:35,515 You just admitted that it's publicly accepted 489 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,620 as a weapon. 490 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,347 I mean, all these other guys are concealed carry, 491 00:27:39,485 --> 00:27:41,556 yours is out in the open. 492 00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:44,663 I'm trying to give you a positive experience with it. 493 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,080 What's it going to do, stir my drink for me? 494 00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:49,840 It can. 495 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,842 How did I know you were gonna say that? 496 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,705 It can! 497 00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:54,051 I'm sure I can. 498 00:27:54,396 --> 00:27:56,329 All right. Your loss. 499 00:28:02,853 --> 00:28:04,337 So what kind of you? 500 00:28:05,822 --> 00:28:06,961 Kind? 501 00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:11,655 Are you an exhibitionist or a theater kid? 502 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:12,691 Neither. 503 00:28:13,036 --> 00:28:14,520 So what's your thing? 504 00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:17,005 I'm either gonna chase people around 505 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:18,213 with a fake chainsaw 506 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:21,078 or I'm gonna chase them around 507 00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:22,183 with the real one. 508 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,117 Oh. 509 00:28:29,328 --> 00:28:31,399 He doesn't even want anyone to have fun. 510 00:28:31,537 --> 00:28:32,641 Fuck it. 511 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,781 I make more money at the escape room anyway. 512 00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:34,609 I was only doing this because 513 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:35,714 it was supposed to be fun. 514 00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:36,887 You work at the escape room? 515 00:28:37,025 --> 00:28:38,717 Yeah. 60 to Escape. 516 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:40,580 Where people know that it's a game. 517 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,720 And we're not treating goofball shit 518 00:28:41,858 --> 00:28:43,031 like it's Shakespeare. 519 00:28:44,412 --> 00:28:45,309 That room doesn't even 520 00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:46,517 need a decapitated football player. 521 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:47,587 Fuck it. 522 00:28:49,037 --> 00:28:52,075 But we still get to come to these parties, right? 523 00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:54,180 - Probably, yeah. - Right on. 524 00:28:54,387 --> 00:28:55,734 'Cause this is my shit, dude. 525 00:28:55,872 --> 00:28:57,425 Can I ask you something? 526 00:28:57,563 --> 00:28:59,910 Why are women always the ones who have to be 527 00:29:00,048 --> 00:29:00,877 chained up and die? 528 00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:02,188 Because it's classic. 529 00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:03,811 It's like Herschell Gordon Lewis. 530 00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:05,674 Okay, yeah, but I want to torture, dude. 531 00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:07,193 I mean, ask any girl in this room. 532 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,574 They'd love to see a lady ghoul 533 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:10,127 scalping a half naked guy. 534 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:11,957 Sure, but it's a trope. It's classic. 535 00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:14,476 Okay, well, don't be classic. Be original. 536 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:15,719 It's not about being original. 537 00:29:15,857 --> 00:29:17,134 We're a haunt, like... 538 00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:18,618 nobody wants what's in my brain. 539 00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:20,172 They want blood, they want guts. 540 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:21,967 They want clowns with chainsaws 541 00:29:22,105 --> 00:29:23,451 and chicks chained to the walls. 542 00:29:23,589 --> 00:29:24,763 They want what they know. 543 00:29:24,901 --> 00:29:26,143 You give them what they know. They love it. 544 00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:28,111 They love it. They love us. 545 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:29,491 Yeah, but isn't it more important 546 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:31,735 to move the conversation a little bit forward? 547 00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:35,428 It's more important for making money. 548 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,120 It's about sex, isn't it? 549 00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:38,673 Totally. 550 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:44,437 Y'all good? 551 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,956 Anyone need anything? 552 00:29:46,094 --> 00:29:48,510 V: Tall John! Where have you been all night? 553 00:29:48,648 --> 00:29:49,753 Come hang out with us. 554 00:29:49,891 --> 00:29:50,892 I'm good. 555 00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:52,791 Give me a shout if you need anything. 556 00:29:53,412 --> 00:29:56,035 Come hang out. 557 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:59,107 CELESTE [SINGING]: V. V. V, V, V. V, V, V, V, V, V, V. 558 00:29:59,314 --> 00:30:00,453 [V LAUGHS] 559 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,318 [PARTY CHATTER] 560 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:07,081 And you have to hold my leg. 561 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:08,841 Like this? 562 00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:09,842 Yes! 563 00:30:27,204 --> 00:30:28,309 You having fun? 564 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:32,831 Anybody slip anything in your drink? 565 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,317 Do you want them to? 566 00:30:37,456 --> 00:30:39,044 No, I'm good. 567 00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:41,253 Mika doesn't really hate you. 568 00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:43,220 She's just nervous. 569 00:30:43,358 --> 00:30:45,429 I'm not trying to replace her friend. 570 00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:49,192 I think she liked her. 571 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:50,849 Liked her liked her? 572 00:30:50,987 --> 00:30:53,679 They were pretty all over each other. 573 00:30:54,369 --> 00:30:56,371 Not Jace? 574 00:30:57,165 --> 00:30:58,511 Probably him too. 575 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,549 But he's kind of too hot for anybody to be serious about. 576 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:03,585 He's like... 577 00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:05,760 the IRL version of the poster you hang in your bedroom 578 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,900 when you're too young to know better. 579 00:31:08,038 --> 00:31:10,696 I think she's just looking for someone to blame. 580 00:31:11,283 --> 00:31:13,112 Try not to take it personal in the meantime. 581 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,044 Yeah. 582 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:15,943 I won't. 583 00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:18,531 Mmm... 584 00:31:18,807 --> 00:31:20,740 So what kind are you? 585 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:21,845 What kind of what? 586 00:31:21,983 --> 00:31:23,295 Are you a theater kid? 587 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:24,675 Are you an exhibitionist? 588 00:31:24,813 --> 00:31:26,919 Are you a psychopath? 589 00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:28,403 I just do the fun stuff. 590 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:30,681 This is my Halloween thing. 591 00:31:30,819 --> 00:31:33,477 I help people with light displays on Christmas. 592 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,032 Handmake really elaborate valentines. 593 00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:37,585 Get drunk as fuck on New Year's? 594 00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:38,413 You know it. 595 00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:39,725 What about you? 596 00:31:39,863 --> 00:31:41,451 Oh, I also get drunk as fuck on New Year's. 597 00:31:41,589 --> 00:31:43,177 But are you a naked or a psycho? 598 00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:45,110 Oh, no, no. I'm a theater kid. 599 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,318 How did you find us? 600 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,596 The top listing on castingchicago.com. 601 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:49,700 Big time. 602 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:51,219 Yeah, no, 603 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:52,393 I'm still trying to hear back from a few student shorts. 604 00:31:52,531 --> 00:31:54,705 Thoughts and prayers. 605 00:31:54,843 --> 00:31:56,742 Thank you. 606 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,021 I don't care if anything happened between 607 00:32:00,159 --> 00:32:01,195 the two of you. 608 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:02,230 I didn't write those. 609 00:32:02,368 --> 00:32:03,714 It came from your phone. 610 00:32:03,852 --> 00:32:05,509 Well, I lost my phone for, like, a week. 611 00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:07,097 And then Tall John found it tonight. 612 00:32:07,235 --> 00:32:09,548 - Let me see your texts. - Okay. 613 00:32:09,686 --> 00:32:10,411 Hey, yo, Danny. 614 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:11,550 Oh. 615 00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:12,275 Can you get my phone out of my pants? 616 00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:13,586 Yeah. 617 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,347 Tell me again how you misplaced your phone? 618 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:24,597 Yeah, see, I don't got those. 619 00:32:24,804 --> 00:32:27,221 I only send Taylor GIFs anyways. 620 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,429 [JACE LAUGHS] 621 00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:29,464 Have you seen this one? 622 00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:31,121 Yeah. 623 00:32:32,674 --> 00:32:34,400 Yeah, so you think Taylor's into me? 624 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:35,539 [MIKA SCOFFS] 625 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:40,096 I'll take that as a maybe. 626 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,167 So you think somebody else sent the texts. 627 00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:43,892 The same night she disappeared. 628 00:32:44,031 --> 00:32:45,308 Oooh. 629 00:32:45,515 --> 00:32:47,689 And you think she disappeared? 630 00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:49,968 Or the last night she was at the haunt. 631 00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:51,831 Like... disappeared disappeared? 632 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,593 I don't know, that sounds dumb, but it's weird, right? 633 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,664 Disappeeeeared. 634 00:32:56,802 --> 00:32:57,596 Yeah. 635 00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:59,184 That is pretty weird, though. 636 00:32:59,632 --> 00:33:00,909 It's not that weird. 637 00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:02,497 It's the haunt. 638 00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:04,085 Like, some people get sick of the makeup. 639 00:33:04,223 --> 00:33:06,053 Other people are just in it for the money. 640 00:33:06,191 --> 00:33:08,503 Some people just take ghosting a little too seriously. 641 00:33:08,710 --> 00:33:11,196 The point is, it happens literally all the time. 642 00:33:11,679 --> 00:33:13,646 Josh was MIA from autopsy tonight, too. 643 00:33:13,853 --> 00:33:14,923 No, I saw Josh. 644 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:16,408 No, Carley said he was a no-show. 645 00:33:16,546 --> 00:33:18,686 Okay, well, someone sends me a message from her phone, 646 00:33:18,858 --> 00:33:19,998 then ditches it when I call it? 647 00:33:20,136 --> 00:33:21,551 Like, who would do that and why? 648 00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:22,655 Who would do it? 649 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,347 And for what nefarious porpoise? 650 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:25,589 - Danny... - Yeah. 651 00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:27,143 And why does someone even have her phone? 652 00:33:28,351 --> 00:33:29,386 Maybe it was Taylor. 653 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,078 Than why ditch the phone? 654 00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:32,113 Yeah. 655 00:33:32,941 --> 00:33:34,288 You shoulda just stayed at the haunt tonight. 656 00:33:34,426 --> 00:33:35,841 I mean, maybe your mysterious texter 657 00:33:35,979 --> 00:33:36,669 hung around. 658 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,533 Fuck no, dude. By myself? 659 00:33:38,671 --> 00:33:39,983 No, you wouldn't have been by yourself. 660 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:41,157 You know what? 661 00:33:41,295 --> 00:33:42,710 I bet Rosemary is probably still there. 662 00:33:42,848 --> 00:33:44,746 We can go back. Danny, you want to come with? 663 00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:46,714 I would like to stay at the party, please. 664 00:33:46,852 --> 00:33:48,957 No. Yeah, forget it. It's fine. 665 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,373 No, come on. You and me, we can go. 666 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:51,926 No, like, I'm sure some of this is like 667 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:53,307 a moonlight mindfuck. 668 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:55,861 I'm sure it'll make more sense in the daytime. 669 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:57,104 Come on. 670 00:33:57,242 --> 00:34:00,003 I don't want you feeling weird about my haunt. 671 00:34:00,314 --> 00:34:01,487 I love your haunt. 672 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,351 It's big and scary. 673 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:05,422 It's okay. 674 00:34:07,907 --> 00:34:10,910 [WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC] 675 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,228 Hey. 676 00:36:36,366 --> 00:36:37,056 Hey. You guys just finish? 677 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,265 We're just heading in. 678 00:36:38,403 --> 00:36:39,369 Okay, I'm going to the bookstore until 679 00:36:39,507 --> 00:36:40,888 you guys are done. 680 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,924 You don't like escape rooms? 681 00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:45,099 No, I mean, they're just expensive. 682 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:47,239 No, Bradford has a thing with them. 683 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:48,965 They come to the haunt for free, 684 00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:51,381 we get to drop in on rooms that aren't reserved. 685 00:36:51,554 --> 00:36:53,452 Oh, fuck yeah. Let's go. 686 00:36:53,590 --> 00:36:54,488 I went by her place again. 687 00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:55,454 Everything's still there. 688 00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:56,559 All her clothes. 689 00:36:56,697 --> 00:36:58,077 Well, I don't think she left town. 690 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,838 She probably just stopped coming to the haunt. 691 00:36:59,976 --> 00:37:01,598 Okay, but why wouldn't she tell me? 692 00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:03,082 We don't have any reservations 693 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,152 for Hidden Temple. 694 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,740 Have you tried that one? CELESTE: No. 695 00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:06,741 You're the headless guy. 696 00:37:07,777 --> 00:37:08,778 Headless no more. 697 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:10,780 Bradford can suck a dick. 698 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:12,885 Well, I mean, now you're all head all the time. 699 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,785 Hey, sounds promising. 700 00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:16,820 Take him to The Hidden Temple, Walt. 701 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:19,133 Just give me five minutes. 702 00:37:19,582 --> 00:37:22,792 Step this way to await your fate. 703 00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:45,401 Fuckin'... 704 00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:54,927 So, is this your first time or... 705 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,446 MIKA: No. CELESTE: For what? 706 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,631 WALT: All right, same as yoozh. 707 00:38:08,769 --> 00:38:09,735 If something doesn't move easily, 708 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:10,943 it's not supposed to move. 709 00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:12,462 So don't break shit. 710 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,429 Don't cheap out, Walt. 711 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:15,327 Set the mood. 712 00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:18,813 Welcome to the temple of mystery. 713 00:38:18,986 --> 00:38:21,885 What untold wonder lay in wait? 714 00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:23,784 [LAUGH OF MYSTERY] [THE LADIES LAUGH] 715 00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:26,752 Now, if you'll direct your attention to the 716 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:29,686 ancient temple's functional television. 717 00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:35,865 I've got another group. 718 00:38:37,211 --> 00:38:39,386 Okay, ladies, it's time to crack 719 00:38:39,524 --> 00:38:41,836 some ancient mysteries. 720 00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,218 [ANIMAL NOISE FOR EACH PULLEY] 721 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,324 [THE LADIES APPROACH] 722 00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:55,712 Man, come on. We got a show going. 723 00:38:56,817 --> 00:38:58,853 Hey, come on. You gotta get out of here. 724 00:38:59,129 --> 00:38:59,475 Come on. 725 00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:03,064 Come on. Let's go. 726 00:39:03,202 --> 00:39:03,858 Come on. 727 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:24,258 MIKA: We've got a dead guy. 728 00:39:25,501 --> 00:39:27,054 Jack! 729 00:39:27,192 --> 00:39:29,436 Paint me like one of your French girls. 730 00:39:30,713 --> 00:39:32,231 Exactly. MIKA: Hey! Hey! 731 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,199 You got it! MATILDA: Whoa! 732 00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:35,373 Very nice. 733 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:57,395 [LADIES VOICES GETTING NEAR] 734 00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:00,398 [TALKING SIMULTANEOUSLY] V: No, no! NO! 735 00:40:00,536 --> 00:40:02,503 You go, I go, you go, 736 00:40:02,641 --> 00:40:04,229 she goes, she goes. 737 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:05,333 So five. I'm last? 738 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:06,300 - Yeah. - Okay. 739 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,543 Do it again. 740 00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:09,993 You go, I go, you go, she goes, she goes. 741 00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:11,305 Okay. Let's just do it. 742 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,962 [ANIMAL NOISES] 743 00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:14,619 Five. 744 00:40:14,826 --> 00:40:17,311 MATILDA: Whoa! CELESTE: Bingo. 745 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,209 MIKA: Oh shit. [V LAUGHS] 746 00:40:19,347 --> 00:40:22,420 CELESTE: Oh my God. 747 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,491 Get one of it grabbing me! 748 00:40:24,629 --> 00:40:25,388 Okay. 749 00:40:26,078 --> 00:40:26,941 Get this one. 750 00:40:27,908 --> 00:40:29,392 We've got another body. 751 00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:30,945 This one's fresher and 752 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,430 doesn't have a head. 753 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:33,500 Wait, I need your passcode. 754 00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:35,433 EVERYONE: 1031. 755 00:40:35,571 --> 00:40:36,675 CELESTE: We're always in haunt makeup, 756 00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,366 we know everyone's codes. 757 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:39,471 Okay, ready? 758 00:40:39,609 --> 00:40:41,335 One, two, three. 759 00:40:42,612 --> 00:40:44,200 No flash. No flash. 760 00:40:44,338 --> 00:40:45,512 MATILDA: Well, I don't know if you're gonna be able-- 761 00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:46,478 CELESTE: It'll be fine. 762 00:40:46,616 --> 00:40:48,169 Three, two, one. 763 00:40:49,274 --> 00:40:51,621 MIKA: Door's open. V: What'd you do? 764 00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:53,520 I pushed on it. It was already open. 765 00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:55,107 CELESTE: That was an easy puzzle to solve. 766 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,454 Just watch your step. 767 00:40:56,592 --> 00:40:58,732 There's a lot of fake blood. 768 00:40:59,595 --> 00:41:00,665 Excuse me. 769 00:41:00,803 --> 00:41:02,149 CELESTE: This is so cool. 770 00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:04,013 MATILDA: This guy's big. 771 00:41:06,636 --> 00:41:07,810 Nice! 772 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:09,363 Rocks! 773 00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:28,106 CELESTE: Ready? 774 00:41:28,244 --> 00:41:30,142 [ALL CHEER] 775 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,628 You have defeated the evil spirits 776 00:41:32,869 --> 00:41:34,077 and saved a grateful world. 777 00:41:34,215 --> 00:41:36,183 Please allow me to bestow unto you 10 percent off 778 00:41:36,321 --> 00:41:38,288 any meal in the food court. 779 00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:40,705 Except for the pizza place, they won't play ball. 780 00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:42,534 - That sucks. - Yeah, they're dicks, 781 00:41:42,672 --> 00:41:44,122 you know. - Yeah whatever. 782 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,503 Yeah, but, hey, did you all have fun? 783 00:41:45,641 --> 00:41:46,573 CELESTE: I did! 784 00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:47,953 And you got money off some food! 785 00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:50,369 CELESTE: Yeah, it's much more difficult than I thought. 786 00:41:53,062 --> 00:41:54,684 V: I can't believe you went full price. 787 00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:56,375 MIKA: I wanted pizza. I ain't no coupon's bitch. 788 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,413 Does Bradford have any deals at the arcade? 789 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,173 We could Skee-ball. 790 00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:03,175 The haunt has an arcade, so we can play for free there. 791 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,902 Same goes for bowling, mini golf, and the go carts. 792 00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,732 But then you're, like, back at work. 793 00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:09,665 I mean, we're there all the time, so... 794 00:42:09,803 --> 00:42:11,563 Yeah, we're usually there first thing on Sundays. 795 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:13,289 But today just felt like the perfect day to 796 00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:14,393 escape from a room. 797 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,257 No arguments here. 798 00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:19,088 We might get paid fuck all for haunting people, but 799 00:42:19,295 --> 00:42:21,400 then the stuff we would spend our money on is free. 800 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,782 Or 10 percent off. 801 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,371 I also work at Fit Perfect four days a week, 802 00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:28,407 but you're not going to catch me in there on a day off. 803 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,582 You only just go back to haunt then? 804 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,584 V: Have you guys carved pumpkins yet? 805 00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,275 Tonight's the last night of Pumpkin Fest. 806 00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:35,656 MATILDA: What's Pumpkin Fest? 807 00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:38,728 CELESTE: Oh, no, but that would be a perfect post. 808 00:42:39,384 --> 00:42:40,799 I have to go back to the house first. 809 00:42:40,937 --> 00:42:42,767 I want to change. - Mika. 810 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,045 CELESTE: She good? 811 00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:46,598 You guys go ahead. 812 00:42:46,736 --> 00:42:47,979 We'll meet you there. 813 00:42:48,117 --> 00:42:50,222 - Okay. - Okay. 814 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,433 MATILDA: I haven't really been up in this suburb, 815 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,264 but it feels like it's one waterslide park away 816 00:42:57,402 --> 00:43:00,301 from becoming a full blown tourist trap. 817 00:43:00,439 --> 00:43:01,337 They have one. 818 00:43:01,475 --> 00:43:03,132 It's just closed for the season. 819 00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,927 The funny thing is, is that if you drive 820 00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:07,792 like five miles north or five miles west, you're 821 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:10,691 basically surrounded by forest preserves or cornfields. 822 00:43:10,829 --> 00:43:12,175 That's so weird. 823 00:43:12,313 --> 00:43:13,798 And then right in the middle, they just have this random 824 00:43:13,936 --> 00:43:16,145 theme park where nothing is actually real. 825 00:43:16,732 --> 00:43:19,458 It's all fantasy, right? 826 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,046 My Instagram is the same thing for me. 827 00:43:21,184 --> 00:43:23,428 It's this sexy goth... 828 00:43:23,566 --> 00:43:24,636 ...theme park. 829 00:43:24,774 --> 00:43:26,604 Any time anybody wants to spend 830 00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:29,986 a few minutes in that world, they know where to find me. 831 00:43:30,124 --> 00:43:32,471 Yeah, and what do you get out of it? 832 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,576 Other than money? 833 00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:35,302 Money is good. Yes. 834 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,994 It's fantasy for me too, but I get to control it. 835 00:43:38,995 --> 00:43:40,652 It's this dark, chaotic, 836 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:43,413 kinky world that I get to completely own and shape. 837 00:43:44,552 --> 00:43:46,831 The haunt is the same thing for Bradford, 838 00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:48,453 ushering other people into admire it is 839 00:43:48,591 --> 00:43:50,662 just a bonus. 840 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,112 Fair enough. 841 00:44:01,259 --> 00:44:03,813 I'll just put these right back where I found them. 842 00:44:03,951 --> 00:44:05,125 Yeah, Yeah, you can just put them there. 843 00:44:05,263 --> 00:44:06,367 Sorry about that. - It's okay. 844 00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:08,369 You got quite a closet in there. 845 00:44:08,507 --> 00:44:09,094 Yeah. 846 00:44:09,232 --> 00:44:10,406 I like to have... 847 00:44:10,717 --> 00:44:12,132 ...some options. 848 00:44:15,238 --> 00:44:17,758 You can stay here tonight if you want. 849 00:44:17,896 --> 00:44:19,173 I'm not like... 850 00:44:19,311 --> 00:44:20,140 I'm not, like, homeless. 851 00:44:20,278 --> 00:44:21,728 Cool. 852 00:44:21,866 --> 00:44:24,282 I mean, everyone from school just kinda fucked off to L.A. 853 00:44:24,558 --> 00:44:26,042 I knew if I move back home, I wouldn't 854 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:26,974 give this acting thing a real shot. 855 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:28,148 Yeah. 856 00:44:28,286 --> 00:44:29,908 - So I'm going to find a place. - Here? 857 00:44:30,046 --> 00:44:30,702 Yeah. 858 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,704 Not L.A., huh? 859 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,881 I mean, why is this so much easier for everyone but me? 860 00:44:39,987 --> 00:44:42,300 I mean, I don't even know anything about L.A. 861 00:44:42,438 --> 00:44:44,889 Well, did you know anything about Chicago? 862 00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:46,753 Well, that was school, 863 00:44:46,891 --> 00:44:47,926 this is real life. 864 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:49,410 I mean, do you know 865 00:44:49,548 --> 00:44:51,102 how many steps are it takes to becoming a working actor? 866 00:44:51,412 --> 00:44:52,379 - A lot. - Yeah. 867 00:44:52,517 --> 00:44:53,794 There are so many. 868 00:44:53,932 --> 00:44:55,623 I mean, I've been listening to all these podcasts 869 00:44:55,762 --> 00:44:57,522 saying that it will take five to 10 years 870 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,593 to become an overnight success. 871 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,008 Except for Topher Grace. 872 00:45:02,527 --> 00:45:03,770 You better get started, then. 873 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:05,116 Well, that's easy for you to say, 874 00:45:05,254 --> 00:45:07,290 you have Insta' income at the ready. 875 00:45:07,428 --> 00:45:12,088 Hey, I'll check out L.A. spooky season wraps tomorrow. 876 00:45:13,089 --> 00:45:13,952 Let's drive out. 877 00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:15,195 Check it out. 878 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:18,785 But, Celeste, it's so fucking scary. 879 00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:22,064 I mean, what if I can't be what I always thought I was meant to be? 880 00:45:22,202 --> 00:45:24,722 No one's meant to be anything, but 881 00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:26,965 especially if you don't give it a try. 882 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:29,796 Either way, it's gotta beat living in your car. 883 00:45:30,003 --> 00:45:32,281 Hey, I'm gonna find a place. 884 00:45:32,419 --> 00:45:34,593 You're laying on it. If you want it. 885 00:45:35,767 --> 00:45:38,390 At least until we wrap the haunt. 886 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:39,598 Thank you. 887 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,290 You're welcome. 888 00:45:45,984 --> 00:45:46,640 ♪ IN THE REVERIE ♪ by Bailiff 889 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:47,434 Thank you. 890 00:45:47,572 --> 00:45:48,884 There you go. 891 00:46:06,902 --> 00:46:08,006 What's up, man? You stay at the party all night? 892 00:46:08,144 --> 00:46:10,215 Oh, God, no. 893 00:46:11,423 --> 00:46:13,218 Look, have you heard anything from Rosemary? 894 00:46:13,356 --> 00:46:14,323 No. Why? 895 00:46:14,461 --> 00:46:15,496 Were we supposed to have plans? 896 00:46:15,634 --> 00:46:17,533 No, she's just not replying to my texts. 897 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,260 Maybe she's on a phone break. 898 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,849 Naw, she wasn't home last night either. 899 00:46:23,332 --> 00:46:24,540 Last night? 900 00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,438 Are you guys like... 901 00:46:26,645 --> 00:46:28,199 Oh, shit, dude. 902 00:46:29,165 --> 00:46:30,132 Are you... 903 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:31,340 Are you fryin' each other's bacon? 904 00:46:31,478 --> 00:46:32,582 Mmm mm. 905 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,825 Are you roasting that ham bone-in, dude? 906 00:46:33,963 --> 00:46:34,999 Danny, stop. 907 00:46:35,137 --> 00:46:36,966 What, they're just pork variations. 908 00:46:37,104 --> 00:46:38,450 Implying that you're porkin'. 909 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:40,142 Okay, you're being weird. 910 00:46:41,143 --> 00:46:43,110 Dude, I can't believe it. I've been walking around here 911 00:46:43,248 --> 00:46:44,284 thinking that we're the three Musketeers 912 00:46:44,422 --> 00:46:45,630 and this whole time 913 00:46:45,768 --> 00:46:47,218 you two have been barbecuing each other's baby backs. 914 00:46:47,356 --> 00:46:49,254 I don't even know what the fuck that means? 915 00:46:49,392 --> 00:46:50,635 You know, just porkin'. 916 00:46:50,773 --> 00:46:51,878 Dude, look. 917 00:46:52,016 --> 00:46:53,362 It's haunt season, anything goes. 918 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,536 Sometimes her and I, we help each other out. 919 00:46:55,674 --> 00:46:58,332 That's not what this is about. - Help each other out. 920 00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:01,163 Oh, dude, and I thought only John Cassavetes and the devil 921 00:47:01,301 --> 00:47:02,820 got to know Rosemary like that, bro. 922 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:04,166 Come on. Don't be a dick. 923 00:47:04,304 --> 00:47:05,684 Whatever. Fuck off. Hey, can you watch the bar? 924 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,169 I know you're not working. 925 00:47:07,307 --> 00:47:08,446 For how long? 926 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:09,861 Forever? 927 00:47:09,999 --> 00:47:11,173 It'll just be a second. 928 00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:13,831 Goddamn it, dude. 929 00:47:16,316 --> 00:47:18,421 Rosemary, you out here? 930 00:47:37,337 --> 00:47:38,717 - Dude... - Mmm. 931 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,858 It's like she took off in the middle of doing the laundry. 932 00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:43,170 So do your own laundry, Patriarchy? 933 00:47:43,308 --> 00:47:44,758 This weird for her. 934 00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:46,691 First, Taylor leaves, and that's not like her; 935 00:47:46,829 --> 00:47:49,280 then Josh; Mika with this whole stupid phone thing; 936 00:47:49,418 --> 00:47:50,557 and Rosie's not here. 937 00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,076 I don't know, man. Something's up. 938 00:47:52,214 --> 00:47:54,319 Please, dude, you've gone days without answering texts. 939 00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:56,390 Nice double standard, Patriarchy. 940 00:47:56,528 --> 00:47:57,564 This feels weird. 941 00:47:57,702 --> 00:47:59,842 This whole season feels fucking weird, man. 942 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:01,948 Like, yeah, back in the day, it was like a hobby. 943 00:48:02,086 --> 00:48:03,708 So people came and they went, did whatever. 944 00:48:03,846 --> 00:48:04,951 But now, like, 945 00:48:05,089 --> 00:48:06,607 I don't know, people miss a whole week at work 946 00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,092 before they miss a single day at the haunt. 947 00:48:08,230 --> 00:48:09,783 Suddenly everybody disappears? 948 00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,992 Dude. It's all aesthetic, man. 949 00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:14,684 It's diet darkness draped in a Jack Skellington backpack. 950 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:16,410 Come on. 951 00:48:16,548 --> 00:48:18,309 Like, Rosie said it last night, it's starting to 952 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,898 feel like college. Maybe she's ready to grow up. 953 00:48:21,036 --> 00:48:22,278 Dude, that's exactly what I'm saying. 954 00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:23,348 We're down the street from 955 00:48:23,486 --> 00:48:25,005 demon fucking Disneyland over there, 956 00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:26,662 and even our thing is starting to feel tired. 957 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,250 Dude, none of it's scary. 958 00:48:28,388 --> 00:48:29,665 I'm telling you, none of it's scary. 959 00:48:29,803 --> 00:48:30,977 It's supposed to be scary. 960 00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:32,840 No, it's supposed to be fun. 961 00:48:32,979 --> 00:48:34,152 Okay. Yeah. 962 00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:35,291 Tell that to an ancient Celt as a druid pushes 963 00:48:35,429 --> 00:48:36,775 him into a burning pyre. 964 00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:38,087 I don't know, man. 965 00:48:38,225 --> 00:48:39,019 I just like the drama. 966 00:48:41,642 --> 00:48:43,921 ♪ DOWN IN THE BASEMENT ♪ by HoliznaCC0 967 00:50:14,873 --> 00:50:16,806 V: Get those angles. 968 00:50:17,324 --> 00:50:18,360 V! 969 00:50:18,532 --> 00:50:20,672 I need you to be my camera person. 970 00:50:21,846 --> 00:50:23,951 - I think I'm done? - Look. 971 00:50:24,504 --> 00:50:25,677 - Classic. - Yeah. 972 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,335 Listen, I'm sorry. Okay? 973 00:50:28,715 --> 00:50:29,888 Cool. 974 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,407 Like, I was just freaked out about Taylor. 975 00:50:31,545 --> 00:50:33,513 Oh, no, you don't have to do that. 976 00:50:33,651 --> 00:50:34,548 Okay. 977 00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,585 But, like, I was worried something happened to her, 978 00:50:36,723 --> 00:50:39,484 like, something bad, but I guess she's okay. 979 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,866 Okay with Rosemary instead of me. 980 00:50:42,004 --> 00:50:43,592 - Rosemary? - Yeah. 981 00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:45,559 That's... I don't know. 982 00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:47,251 It seems like she'd be a little less 983 00:50:47,389 --> 00:50:49,736 surprised being hung up on the wall, but... 984 00:50:49,874 --> 00:50:51,427 I mean, I don't know, like, Taylor is the type 985 00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:53,533 not to want to talk about it, when it's time to move on, 986 00:50:53,671 --> 00:50:56,260 so... yeah. 987 00:50:56,743 --> 00:50:58,710 [PHONE VIBRATES] 988 00:51:02,749 --> 00:51:03,715 MIKA: Um, you know what? 989 00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:05,234 Tell the coven I had to go, yeah? 990 00:51:05,372 --> 00:51:06,201 Yeah. Fore suresies. 991 00:51:06,339 --> 00:51:07,650 Is everything okay? - Yup. 992 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:09,273 [KISSES CHEEK] 993 00:51:09,756 --> 00:51:10,895 I don't know where those lips have been. 994 00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:12,552 Oh, I'm pretty sure you can guess. 995 00:51:12,690 --> 00:51:15,072 Yeah, probably. 996 00:51:37,473 --> 00:51:40,442 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 997 00:52:22,311 --> 00:52:24,106 Rosemary? 998 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,144 It's Mika. 999 00:52:28,835 --> 00:52:30,457 Rosemary? 1000 00:52:40,536 --> 00:52:42,159 Rosemary? 1001 00:52:49,511 --> 00:52:52,030 Rosemary? It's Mika. 1002 00:52:54,861 --> 00:52:56,690 Stop! What the fuck are you doing? 1003 00:52:56,828 --> 00:52:58,244 Are you fucking crazy? 1004 00:52:58,485 --> 00:52:59,176 Stop! 1005 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:00,280 Stop! 1006 00:53:00,418 --> 00:53:01,868 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1007 00:53:02,006 --> 00:53:03,525 Get these the fuck off of me! 1008 00:53:03,663 --> 00:53:05,734 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1009 00:53:05,872 --> 00:53:07,253 Get these off of me! 1010 00:53:07,391 --> 00:53:09,738 Fuck! What the fuck are you doing? 1011 00:53:10,394 --> 00:53:13,017 Stop! Are you fucking crazy? 1012 00:53:13,155 --> 00:53:14,121 Stop! 1013 00:53:15,778 --> 00:53:17,021 [CHAINSAW STARTS] 1014 00:53:17,159 --> 00:53:18,333 [SCREAMS] 1015 00:53:18,471 --> 00:53:19,989 [CHAINSAW REVVING] [SCREAMING] 1016 00:53:21,577 --> 00:53:23,510 Get the fuck away from me! 1017 00:53:23,683 --> 00:53:25,547 Get the fuck away from me! 1018 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,584 Get the fuck away from me! 1019 00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:30,897 [SCREAMS] 1020 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,625 Rosie! 1021 00:53:40,734 --> 00:53:41,459 [SCREAMING] 1022 00:53:55,335 --> 00:53:56,267 Help! 1023 00:53:56,543 --> 00:53:58,200 [DISTANT SCREAMS STOP] 1024 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,827 [PHONE VIBRATES] 1025 00:54:10,419 --> 00:54:11,972 Hello? 1026 00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:16,287 [PHONE VIBRATES] 1027 00:54:26,918 --> 00:54:28,920 Who's in there? 1028 00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:43,487 Boo! 1029 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:44,833 Fucking Christ, Danny. 1030 00:54:44,971 --> 00:54:46,559 What the fuck are you doing out here, man? 1031 00:54:46,697 --> 00:54:48,215 Messing with you, man. Come on, let's get outta here. 1032 00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:49,251 What do you mean you're messing with me? 1033 00:54:49,389 --> 00:54:50,217 What was with all the screaming? 1034 00:54:50,356 --> 00:54:51,426 Dude, I was fucking with you. 1035 00:54:51,564 --> 00:54:52,599 Yeah, that wasn't you screaming, though. 1036 00:54:52,737 --> 00:54:54,118 - Dude-- - Who the fuck's out here? 1037 00:54:54,256 --> 00:54:55,533 Is Rosemary out here with you, because-- 1038 00:54:55,671 --> 00:54:56,983 Hey! Nobody's out here, man. 1039 00:54:57,121 --> 00:54:58,295 Let's get a drink. Come on. Just you and me. Let's go. 1040 00:54:58,433 --> 00:54:59,675 Just come with me. 1041 00:55:02,506 --> 00:55:03,921 The fuck's going on, man? 1042 00:55:04,784 --> 00:55:05,992 Who's out here? 1043 00:55:06,268 --> 00:55:07,131 Dude, hey... 1044 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,788 Look, um... 1045 00:55:12,032 --> 00:55:12,895 It's not time. 1046 00:55:13,033 --> 00:55:15,312 Not time for what? 1047 00:55:17,175 --> 00:55:18,660 [MIKA GROANS] 1048 00:55:18,798 --> 00:55:20,489 Is that real? 1049 00:55:20,627 --> 00:55:21,352 [SHARP CRUNCH] 1050 00:55:37,782 --> 00:55:38,921 Fuck. 1051 00:55:44,064 --> 00:55:46,412 MATILDA: One, two, three. 1052 00:55:47,482 --> 00:55:48,759 Oh, no Flash. No flash. 1053 00:55:48,897 --> 00:55:51,071 MATILDA: Okay, sorry. Ready? 1054 00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:53,350 One, two, three. 1055 00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:55,317 Okay, got it. 1056 00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:56,663 Let me see. 1057 00:55:58,251 --> 00:56:00,149 ♪ LA NINA BLANCA ♪ by Vienna Ditto 1058 00:56:03,498 --> 00:56:04,602 CELESTE: Dude, 1059 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:06,708 I have to do more pumpkin pin-ups. 1060 00:56:06,846 --> 00:56:08,951 This thing is killing. 1061 00:56:09,089 --> 00:56:10,574 MATILDA: Were you scared when you posted your first nude? 1062 00:56:10,712 --> 00:56:11,575 Sure. 1063 00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:13,853 Then why'd you do it? 1064 00:56:15,613 --> 00:56:16,821 This is mine. 1065 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,754 I'm going to do with it what I want. 1066 00:56:18,892 --> 00:56:20,998 And then eventually I wanted to do it more than 1067 00:56:21,136 --> 00:56:24,104 I was scared of it. - Cool. 1068 00:56:24,242 --> 00:56:25,968 Oh. Then somebody immediately 1069 00:56:26,106 --> 00:56:28,661 sent me a dick tribute to my message requests and, uh... 1070 00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,595 Learned to stay away from there. 1071 00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:33,010 [MATILDA GROANS IN DISGUST] 1072 00:56:33,148 --> 00:56:34,736 I feel like one picture of a rando dick would have 1073 00:56:34,874 --> 00:56:35,944 been enough to scare me off, 1074 00:56:36,082 --> 00:56:38,498 but it doesn't take much. 1075 00:56:38,636 --> 00:56:40,327 I'm scared of everything. 1076 00:56:40,466 --> 00:56:41,432 No. Yeah, for sure. 1077 00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:43,400 Says the evil possessed scarecrow. 1078 00:56:43,538 --> 00:56:45,505 Hey, but you will never find a gentler, 1079 00:56:45,643 --> 00:56:47,162 kinder evil scarecrow. 1080 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,819 I can work at a haunted house. 1081 00:56:48,957 --> 00:56:50,510 I just can't go through one. 1082 00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:53,099 I tried last year. You remember? 1083 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,483 Dude, she was out of there so fast. 1084 00:56:57,621 --> 00:56:59,588 The first time something jumped out at us. 1085 00:56:59,726 --> 00:57:00,865 I turn around... 1086 00:57:01,003 --> 00:57:02,073 She gone. 1087 00:57:02,349 --> 00:57:03,074 Nearest exit. 1088 00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,213 I think I made it, like, 1089 00:57:04,593 --> 00:57:05,767 one room. 1090 00:57:06,077 --> 00:57:08,873 Totally abandoned me to face the zombies on my own. 1091 00:57:09,011 --> 00:57:10,357 I couldn't help it. 1092 00:57:10,496 --> 00:57:12,705 When it came down to saving you or saving myself, 1093 00:57:12,843 --> 00:57:14,983 it wasn't even a conscious decision. 1094 00:57:15,121 --> 00:57:16,433 My legs decided for me. 1095 00:57:16,571 --> 00:57:18,883 Hey, my legs did the same for me. 1096 00:57:19,021 --> 00:57:20,264 They were like: 1097 00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:21,955 You think you can hide these babies from the world? 1098 00:57:22,369 --> 00:57:25,131 I had to debunk the supposed allure of a thigh gap. 1099 00:57:25,269 --> 00:57:27,098 MATILDA: Ahh, preach. 1100 00:57:27,236 --> 00:57:29,756 Every body is beautiful. 1101 00:58:00,822 --> 00:58:02,340 DOG WALKER: You okay? 1102 00:58:05,102 --> 00:58:07,035 Happy Halloween. 1103 00:58:45,073 --> 00:58:46,419 TALL JOHN: Happy Halloween. 1104 00:58:48,214 --> 00:58:50,216 Oh, Happy Halloween. 1105 00:58:50,354 --> 00:58:51,355 Coffee? 1106 00:58:51,873 --> 00:58:52,874 Sure. 1107 00:59:00,088 --> 00:59:01,434 Your place is really nice. 1108 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,092 Thanks. 1109 00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:05,887 You know, it always makes me a little sad. 1110 00:59:06,025 --> 00:59:07,371 Hmm? 1111 00:59:07,509 --> 00:59:09,511 I try to keep the spirit alive until November 1st, but 1112 00:59:09,753 --> 00:59:11,375 it always already feels over. 1113 00:59:11,513 --> 00:59:12,410 Well, how do you think I feel? 1114 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,205 I just met you bunch of weirdos. 1115 00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:15,517 Well, 1116 00:59:15,655 --> 00:59:16,691 It's better to have been scalped a couple nights 1117 00:59:16,829 --> 00:59:18,485 than to have never been scalped at all. 1118 00:59:18,624 --> 00:59:20,557 That old chestnut. 1119 00:59:21,696 --> 00:59:23,421 You got another job to go to? 1120 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:28,875 - No. You? - Job? 1121 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,946 I got a career. 1122 00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:32,948 I'm a fixed income analyst. 1123 00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:36,055 Um... What? 1124 00:59:36,296 --> 00:59:37,504 When I got this place, I figured I'd be here 1125 00:59:37,643 --> 00:59:40,300 all summer, but I mostly just rent it out. 1126 00:59:40,922 --> 00:59:42,233 I use my vacation time to come out and 1127 00:59:42,371 --> 00:59:43,303 do this every year. 1128 00:59:43,441 --> 00:59:45,754 So this is like your vacation? 1129 00:59:46,237 --> 00:59:47,894 Does it feel like working to you? 1130 00:59:48,964 --> 00:59:49,758 Touché. 1131 00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:50,656 Touché. 1132 00:59:53,313 --> 00:59:55,212 I just want to say thank you for 1133 00:59:55,350 --> 00:59:57,179 letting me stay here for a little bit. 1134 00:59:57,317 --> 00:59:58,629 Of course. 1135 01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:01,736 I just want to ask, though, 1136 01:00:01,874 --> 01:00:03,496 just curious, why don't you come hang out 1137 01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:05,498 if you let everyone always stay? 1138 01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:07,396 I hang out. 1139 01:00:08,466 --> 01:00:11,021 When we're all covered in blood and screaming. 1140 01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:12,367 Once we wipe off the blood, 1141 01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,403 we're just into different things. 1142 01:00:15,819 --> 01:00:16,647 Yeah. 1143 01:00:17,096 --> 01:00:18,615 How's it treating you? 1144 01:00:18,994 --> 01:00:21,514 Well, I've wanted to scream my head off 1145 01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:23,378 in public for years, 1146 01:00:23,516 --> 01:00:25,794 so now I actually get people to line up and watch it. 1147 01:00:25,932 --> 01:00:27,934 Like a pressure relief valve every October. 1148 01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:29,971 Exactly. 1149 01:00:31,006 --> 01:00:33,940 To one more night of unrelenting horror. 1150 01:00:35,977 --> 01:00:38,151 ♪ CHOMP ♪ by Stanky Ol' McDonald 1151 01:01:17,915 --> 01:01:19,814 - No word from Mika still? - No. 1152 01:01:21,539 --> 01:01:23,403 - She wouldn't just bail. - Yeah. 1153 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:24,611 Maybe she made up with Taylor 1154 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:26,096 and they're off whatever'ing? 1155 01:01:26,234 --> 01:01:27,373 She'd still text me back. 1156 01:01:27,511 --> 01:01:29,409 Yeah, she would. 1157 01:01:29,547 --> 01:01:31,204 It's the big night! 1158 01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:34,000 Weird news, 1159 01:01:34,138 --> 01:01:35,830 but Bradford and Rosemary can't be here tonight. 1160 01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:37,107 [MURMURS OF DISTRESS] 1161 01:01:37,245 --> 01:01:38,349 I know, I know. 1162 01:01:38,522 --> 01:01:40,213 I wish they could be here too, 1163 01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:42,595 but they have given everything so that we could 1164 01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:45,391 all come together and have a very special night. 1165 01:01:45,909 --> 01:01:47,565 Okay? Let's not let them down. 1166 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,498 I'm only making one really big change. 1167 01:01:49,636 --> 01:01:51,673 And that is to the final tableau. 1168 01:01:52,294 --> 01:01:53,917 Jace. - Yeah. 1169 01:01:54,055 --> 01:01:55,850 I know you're usually in the mausoleum, 1170 01:01:56,609 --> 01:01:58,749 but that's going to be a whole other thing tonight. 1171 01:01:59,232 --> 01:02:00,924 Would you be up for jumping in with Matilda 1172 01:02:01,062 --> 01:02:02,546 in the torture chamber? 1173 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,721 I can scalp a bitch. 1174 01:02:04,859 --> 01:02:07,206 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Excuse me? 1175 01:02:08,069 --> 01:02:09,967 I'm so sorry. Um... 1176 01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:12,280 I can, with your blessing and consent, 1177 01:02:12,418 --> 01:02:14,523 gently remove a bitch's hair. 1178 01:02:14,661 --> 01:02:15,455 Thank you. 1179 01:02:15,593 --> 01:02:16,525 - That's better. - Okay. 1180 01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:18,044 DANNY: People, hey... 1181 01:02:18,631 --> 01:02:20,460 I don't want anything to break the mood, 1182 01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:23,256 so make absolutely sure leave your fucking cell phones 1183 01:02:23,394 --> 01:02:24,741 in your fucking lockers. 1184 01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:26,604 All right? 1185 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,331 I know we usually want to have fun, right? 1186 01:02:29,469 --> 01:02:30,816 But tonight, 1187 01:02:31,092 --> 01:02:32,990 nobody walks away unchanged. 1188 01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,096 Nobody. 1189 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:36,718 Tonight, 1190 01:02:37,201 --> 01:02:41,585 we undo the sacrilege of generations and embrace 1191 01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:44,484 the terrifying traditions of what All Hallow's Eve 1192 01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:47,625 was always meant to be. 1193 01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:49,938 Let's get fucking bloody. 1194 01:02:51,906 --> 01:02:52,976 ♪ UGLY ♪ by Vienna Ditto 1195 01:02:55,668 --> 01:02:57,774 Are you ready to die? 1196 01:02:57,912 --> 01:03:00,155 [CHEERING] 1197 01:03:02,606 --> 01:03:05,609 [STARTLED CROWD SOUNDS] 1198 01:03:09,716 --> 01:03:10,925 [SNIFFING] 1199 01:03:13,962 --> 01:03:16,137 All right, What do we got here? 1200 01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:17,310 Oh, it's all just a one piece. 1201 01:03:17,448 --> 01:03:19,105 Yeah, it's, uh... 1202 01:03:20,624 --> 01:03:22,729 Wait, so we're doing something different tonight, right? 1203 01:03:24,214 --> 01:03:26,492 Yeah. Why? 1204 01:03:27,769 --> 01:03:29,288 It's Halloween! 1205 01:03:29,426 --> 01:03:31,808 [CHEERS] 1206 01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:35,294 A time for pretend, right? 1207 01:03:35,432 --> 01:03:36,571 Yeah? 1208 01:03:36,709 --> 01:03:39,677 How many of you have used a Halloween costume 1209 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,128 as an excuse to show the world 1210 01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:44,855 something real that you've kept hidden away? 1211 01:03:45,304 --> 01:03:46,305 [CROWD MURMURS ASSENT] 1212 01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:47,927 Yeah? One, two... yeah? 1213 01:03:49,515 --> 01:03:50,654 I am. 1214 01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:53,208 The entire rest of my life is the costume! 1215 01:03:53,346 --> 01:03:55,555 [CROWD CHEERS] Yeah! 1216 01:03:56,073 --> 01:03:56,902 Tonight, 1217 01:03:57,661 --> 01:03:59,559 I finally get to be 1218 01:03:59,697 --> 01:04:01,907 what I was always meant to be. 1219 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:04,530 When we walk through that door, 1220 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,050 I am going to kill as many of you 1221 01:04:07,222 --> 01:04:08,534 as I possibly can. 1222 01:04:08,672 --> 01:04:10,363 [CROWD CHEERS] 1223 01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,745 Yeah! Literally kill you! 1224 01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:14,160 [CROWD WHOOPS] 1225 01:04:14,298 --> 01:04:15,817 You all thought tonight was a night of make believe. 1226 01:04:15,955 --> 01:04:18,820 But tonight is a night of sacrifice. 1227 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,375 Observe. 1228 01:04:26,483 --> 01:04:28,002 [CROWD GROANS] 1229 01:04:29,210 --> 01:04:30,901 Who's first? 1230 01:04:32,075 --> 01:04:34,284 TALL JOHN: Okay. Okay. 1231 01:04:36,769 --> 01:04:38,391 Only those marked with the blood of the knife 1232 01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:40,221 will die tonight. 1233 01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:42,913 Before the pageantry, before the pyres 1234 01:04:43,051 --> 01:04:46,227 were reserved for animals, there was one order 1235 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,471 that understood the power of human sacrifice. 1236 01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:52,267 They marked their offerings in their own blood, 1237 01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:54,200 then struck them down during the final harvest 1238 01:04:54,338 --> 01:04:56,133 of the season. 1239 01:04:56,754 --> 01:05:00,344 They harvested the imposters and the hypocrites, 1240 01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:02,001 those who pretended to be something they 1241 01:05:02,139 --> 01:05:03,589 could never hope to be. 1242 01:05:03,727 --> 01:05:07,075 And in doing so, proved their own righteousness. 1243 01:05:08,214 --> 01:05:08,974 [TALL JOHN GASPS] 1244 01:05:10,527 --> 01:05:12,253 [TALL JOHN GASPS] 1245 01:05:12,598 --> 01:05:17,741 [CROWD CHEERS] 1246 01:05:25,611 --> 01:05:27,578 ZADE: Whoa. 1247 01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:28,994 That's awesome. 1248 01:05:42,283 --> 01:05:44,181 Observe this sacrifice as a warning. 1249 01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:47,081 If you follow me, you also follow him 1250 01:05:47,219 --> 01:05:49,290 into the darkness. 1251 01:05:49,428 --> 01:05:50,291 No groups tonight. 1252 01:05:50,429 --> 01:05:51,671 Everybody all at once. 1253 01:05:52,810 --> 01:05:53,915 See you later. 1254 01:06:02,579 --> 01:06:03,994 ZADE: Okay. 1255 01:06:04,132 --> 01:06:05,444 We're clear. 1256 01:06:06,859 --> 01:06:07,998 Holy shit, dude. 1257 01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:09,517 How'd you do that? 1258 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,002 Dude? 1259 01:06:14,142 --> 01:06:15,178 Tall John? 1260 01:06:17,732 --> 01:06:19,285 Fuckin'... 1261 01:06:19,906 --> 01:06:21,322 Holy... 1262 01:06:22,495 --> 01:06:24,325 ♪ BEAT WITH MOMENTUM ♪ 1263 01:06:33,644 --> 01:06:36,578 [JACE SCREAMS] [MATILDA CACKLES] 1264 01:06:37,476 --> 01:06:39,409 Now it's my turn! 1265 01:06:42,136 --> 01:06:43,033 What the fuck? 1266 01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:44,552 I thought it was sexier. 1267 01:06:46,726 --> 01:06:49,833 If you were on the wall, it wouldn't have been you. 1268 01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:51,800 What? 1269 01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:55,804 [SOUND DROPS OUT] 1270 01:07:02,984 --> 01:07:05,952 ♪ HUGE SYNTH KICKS IN ♪ 1271 01:07:43,956 --> 01:07:44,922 V, Give me your phone! 1272 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:45,751 Where's your face? 1273 01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:46,821 Tall John's fucking dead. 1274 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:48,581 Stabbed for real. He's dead. 1275 01:07:48,719 --> 01:07:49,858 Yeah. 1276 01:07:49,996 --> 01:07:51,757 - Give me your phone. - It's in the locker room. 1277 01:07:51,895 --> 01:07:54,277 Shit! Does someone have a phone I can borrow, please? 1278 01:07:54,415 --> 01:07:55,623 There's been an acci-- Wait, wait! 1279 01:07:55,761 --> 01:07:56,727 Stop, stop! Don't go in there! 1280 01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:58,488 - Zade! - I'm not fucking around, V. 1281 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,041 Please! Does someone have a phone? 1282 01:08:00,179 --> 01:08:02,250 Please? Thank you! 1283 01:08:03,251 --> 01:08:05,460 Wait! Stop! Don't go in there! 1284 01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:09,257 Yes! We need an ambulance and the police. 1285 01:08:11,052 --> 01:08:12,743 Tall John? 1286 01:08:15,505 --> 01:08:16,920 Tall John? 1287 01:08:27,068 --> 01:08:28,483 Oh my God. 1288 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:32,418 ♪ HUGE SYNTH RETURNS ♪ 1289 01:09:13,597 --> 01:09:15,220 Excuse me! Excuse me! 1290 01:09:15,427 --> 01:09:16,221 [GROWLING] 1291 01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:17,291 Where's Danny? 1292 01:09:17,429 --> 01:09:18,706 He went through! 1293 01:09:18,844 --> 01:09:20,190 I'm sorry, everyone, we need you to exit the haunt. 1294 01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:20,949 Please, go back to the parking lot... 1295 01:09:21,087 --> 01:09:21,847 V! 1296 01:09:22,434 --> 01:09:22,917 Hey! 1297 01:09:23,055 --> 01:09:23,780 Get them out! 1298 01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:24,712 What happened? 1299 01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:26,058 It's bad! 1300 01:09:26,610 --> 01:09:27,818 It's bad. 1301 01:09:29,855 --> 01:09:30,787 Okay, yeah. 1302 01:09:30,925 --> 01:09:31,822 All right. Everybody, let's go. 1303 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,169 Please file out to the parking lot. 1304 01:09:33,445 --> 01:09:34,894 Let's go! Come on! 1305 01:09:35,723 --> 01:09:38,035 Excuse me! Excuse me! Everybody needs to exit! 1306 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,313 We have to close the haunt! 1307 01:09:40,831 --> 01:09:43,109 You want Halloween? 1308 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,840 This is Halloween. 1309 01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:58,366 [NERVOUS CROWD SOUNDS] 1310 01:10:00,575 --> 01:10:01,749 Danny! 1311 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,929 [CROWD SCREAMS] 1312 01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:11,862 Holy shit! 1313 01:10:26,187 --> 01:10:27,602 V: Everybody, please go to the next room! 1314 01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,121 There's an exit in the next room! 1315 01:10:29,673 --> 01:10:30,812 PLAGUE DOCTOR: V! What's going on? 1316 01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:32,573 We have to get everybody out! Let's go! 1317 01:10:34,575 --> 01:10:35,955 Go, go, go! 1318 01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:37,405 [V SCREAMS] 1319 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,062 Stop! 1320 01:10:41,651 --> 01:10:42,928 Stop! 1321 01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,317 Come on! Come on! 1322 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,323 You gotta go! CELESTE: V! 1323 01:10:59,496 --> 01:11:01,118 CELESTE: V, talk to me! What's going on? 1324 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,913 V: Go, go, go! 1325 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,159 What the fuck? 1326 01:11:07,677 --> 01:11:08,678 Help me! 1327 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,267 Help me! 1328 01:11:13,372 --> 01:11:15,512 - Get out! Get out! - What's going on? 1329 01:11:15,650 --> 01:11:16,927 Let's go! Move! 1330 01:11:17,342 --> 01:11:18,688 He's killing everyone, Stan! - What? 1331 01:11:18,826 --> 01:11:20,414 - This isn't a fucking joke! - V! 1332 01:11:21,207 --> 01:11:21,932 [SCREAMS] 1333 01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,727 Oh, fuck, fuck ,fuck! 1334 01:11:24,038 --> 01:11:24,935 [SCREAMS] 1335 01:11:33,116 --> 01:11:33,979 Stan! 1336 01:11:42,228 --> 01:11:43,816 EVIL CLOWN: Get out! Get the fuck out! 1337 01:11:43,954 --> 01:11:45,646 - What? - He got Stan and V! 1338 01:11:46,681 --> 01:11:47,372 JACE: Hey! 1339 01:11:47,924 --> 01:11:49,132 Danny! 1340 01:11:50,996 --> 01:11:52,031 [V GASPS] 1341 01:11:53,032 --> 01:11:54,033 [V GASPS] 1342 01:11:54,171 --> 01:11:55,518 [DANNY GASPS IN PAIN] 1343 01:12:03,871 --> 01:12:05,390 Mark me. 1344 01:12:05,804 --> 01:12:07,219 With the blood. 1345 01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:09,842 What? 1346 01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:12,051 Make me a sacrifice. 1347 01:12:13,536 --> 01:12:14,847 Mark me! 1348 01:12:14,985 --> 01:12:15,779 Danny, stop. 1349 01:12:15,986 --> 01:12:17,263 Danny, stop! 1350 01:12:17,885 --> 01:12:18,989 [GRUNT OF PAIN] 1351 01:12:39,872 --> 01:12:41,218 V, we've gotta go. 1352 01:12:41,909 --> 01:12:42,565 V, we've got to go! 1353 01:12:42,703 --> 01:12:43,669 Don't look, it's okay. 1354 01:12:43,876 --> 01:12:44,774 Don't look, it's okay! 1355 01:12:46,258 --> 01:12:47,949 Guys! What the fuck is going on? 1356 01:12:48,087 --> 01:12:49,434 Danny, he... he killed a guy in there, 1357 01:12:49,572 --> 01:12:51,919 and he tried to kill V. - What? Get me out! 1358 01:12:52,057 --> 01:12:54,300 [CHAINSAW REVVING] ZOMBIE: Hurry! Hurry! 1359 01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:56,510 [SCREAMING] 1360 01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:02,136 God! Help! 1361 01:13:02,274 --> 01:13:03,137 What are you doing? Get me out! 1362 01:13:03,275 --> 01:13:06,071 Help! Help! Oh fuck! Help me! 1363 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:07,797 [SCREAMING] 1364 01:13:30,992 --> 01:13:32,546 [SCREAMING] 1365 01:13:32,684 --> 01:13:33,857 JACE: What's going on? V! 1366 01:13:40,623 --> 01:13:42,107 Yo. 1367 01:13:43,073 --> 01:13:44,385 My phone's in the changing room! 1368 01:13:45,144 --> 01:13:46,422 MATILDA: Call the police! Call that police! 1369 01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:55,189 [DOOR OPENS] [CHAINSAW SLOWLY APPROACHES] 1370 01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,076 [CHAINSAW DIES] 1371 01:14:22,388 --> 01:14:25,357 [CHAINSAW PULL CORD ATTEMPTS] 1372 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:28,429 [Whispers] Throw the dagger. [Whispers] What? 1373 01:14:28,567 --> 01:14:29,844 [Whispers] Throw the dagger far. 1374 01:14:29,982 --> 01:14:30,949 [Whispers] There's something about it. Throw it far, 1375 01:14:31,087 --> 01:14:32,813 he'll go for it, and we can escape. 1376 01:14:32,951 --> 01:14:34,262 [SCREAMS] 1377 01:14:34,435 --> 01:14:35,298 MATILDA: Oh my God! 1378 01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,782 No! Danny! Please! 1379 01:14:37,162 --> 01:14:38,715 [SCREAMS] 1380 01:14:39,095 --> 01:14:40,303 No! Danny! 1381 01:14:41,235 --> 01:14:42,478 [SCREAM] 1382 01:14:49,139 --> 01:14:50,382 [WAIL OF PAIN] 1383 01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:52,626 [SCREAM] 1384 01:14:56,008 --> 01:14:57,976 [LOUD ARCADE/BOWLING NOISES] 1385 01:14:58,459 --> 01:15:00,219 Help! Someone! 1386 01:15:01,324 --> 01:15:02,256 Help! 1387 01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:06,156 Help me! 1388 01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:07,226 Someone! 1389 01:15:07,364 --> 01:15:08,331 [GRUNT OF PAIN] 1390 01:15:08,469 --> 01:15:09,574 You can do it. 1391 01:15:12,024 --> 01:15:13,405 [MATILDA'S SCREAMS GET CLOSER] 1392 01:15:17,340 --> 01:15:18,030 MATILDA: Please! Please! 1393 01:15:18,168 --> 01:15:19,307 Danny! Stop! 1394 01:15:19,722 --> 01:15:20,861 No, no, no! 1395 01:15:21,724 --> 01:15:22,518 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1396 01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:24,485 No, Danny! 1397 01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:25,659 Get off of me! 1398 01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:27,971 [DANNY REMAINS SILENT] 1399 01:15:28,109 --> 01:15:30,215 [CROWD CHEERS] 1400 01:15:31,354 --> 01:15:34,012 MATILDA: Please! Somebody do something! 1401 01:15:34,737 --> 01:15:38,085 [CROWD CHEERS LOUDER] 1402 01:15:40,743 --> 01:15:43,366 This is real! This is real! 1403 01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,165 [MATILDA SCREAMS] 1404 01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,135 [DANNY SCREAMS] 1405 01:15:55,412 --> 01:15:56,897 [CHEERING STOPS] 1406 01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:05,112 Holy shit. 1407 01:16:09,599 --> 01:16:11,567 Are you okay? 1408 01:16:18,401 --> 01:16:20,230 [APPROACHING SIRENS] 1409 01:16:21,473 --> 01:16:23,889 [CONFUSED CROWD] 1410 01:16:40,112 --> 01:16:42,494 The fuck happened in there, you guys? 1411 01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:47,430 You wanna talk about it? 1412 01:16:51,261 --> 01:16:52,159 That's it. 1413 01:16:52,297 --> 01:16:53,436 I'm going to L.A. 1414 01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:54,748 Right now? 1415 01:16:55,956 --> 01:16:58,614 - Yeah. - You're not scared anymore? 1416 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,307 Of going to L.A.? 1417 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:03,757 No. 1418 01:17:07,001 --> 01:17:08,658 ♪ WILDERNESS ♪ by ExitProject