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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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Okay. Just so we're on the same page,
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whoever wrote that on your neck
also wrote the threatening note.
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- But how do we know who it is?
- Okay, so here's the plan.
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- Yeah.
- I'm gonna get everybody in this house
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to write the word "diarrhea,"
like it's written here,
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and then compare the handwriting
style, see if it matches.
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I don't get it, but I'm
gonna be the first to do it.
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So come on, watch this.
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This is what I'm gonna do. But why don't
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you just have them write the capital E?
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Well, because whoever did this
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used the backwards E's
and misspelled the word.
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That's the killer.
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One "diarrhea" coming up.
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Cha-cha-cha! Did I kill him?
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Well, you misspelled
it. But the wrong way.
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It's really hard to spell.
What about those E's?
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You knew about the backwards
E's. Not gonna work on you.
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Unless I had a different
sample of my writing
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to prove that that's how I do my E's.
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- Whoo-pow!
- Ah, yeah.
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Capital E, perfect way,
with an S to impress.
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- Yeah. See? There you...
- So Chelsea's a suspect then?
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- It's Culp and Danner.
- There's still a big gap
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between Brett and Aniq's story,
including Aniq's hazy period
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before he passed out when he was drunk
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and conveniently doesn't
remember anything.
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Right now, he's up to something
in the bathroom. Just saying.
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We've got to get out of here.
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I've got to get
everybody's writing samples.
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If I'm gonna clear my
name, I need hard evidence.
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Holy shit, dude. Holy shit.
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I just saved your
life. Say thank you now.
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- Thank you.
- You want hard evidence?
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There is a secret hidden
camera in Xavier's bedroom.
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It is in Oates's eye in the Private
Eyes movie poster. Watching you.
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Or maybe it was Hall. I
don't know which is which.
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You installed cameras?
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It wasn't me. It was a different
company. You should never use them.
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You should come to
me. But I noticed them
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when I was installing my A/V equipment.
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Do you know what that means?
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- There's evidence that exonerates me.
- Yes!
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That shows the real killer!
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That shows that you are not the killer.
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- Yasper, you're amazing.
- I am amazing.
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- Have a dance, have a dance.
- Yeah.
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Have a dance.
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This really should be more intuitive.
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Okay. Go ahead and just
rewind it back by three hours.
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You know what? It looks like the
laptop is hooked up into the consoles.
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This does not look very user-friendly.
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I would have nailed
this out of the park,
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but I think I can help
you access the footage.
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- We're good.
- Hey.
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- Just let the police do their thing.
- All right, A/V guy?
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It doesn't seem like this
guy knows what he's doing.
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Suspects do not handle
evidence! 'Kay? Thank you.
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You're pressing the wrong buttons.
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Please. Stand back. Thanks.
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- I can't watch this.
- Okay. Literally called him "A/V guy."
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Just click on this right
here, and then that one...
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You know what I'm gonna do? I am
going to craft a meanly worded tweet.
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And here it comes.
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@marincountysheriffsdepartment,
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add me to the long list of people
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who have been oppressed by the police.
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- Don't write that.
- Too much. I should think before I type.
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- Okay. Well, double-click this.
- No. I've already done that, Danner.
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- Well, let me try. Let me try.
- No. Oh, my God.
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- Uh, what the...
- No, no, no.
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- No.
- What, what, what?
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- No, no.
- What button did you just push?
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- No.
- What button did you just push?
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See? You should've let me help you out.
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There's gotta be a backup or
something. Call the security company.
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It's a closed-circuit security system,
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so everything is saved to exactly that.
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If they erase it, it's gone
forever. They screwed up.
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Damn it!
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It's the only thing exonerating me.
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We go on.
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- Did you say, "We go on?"
- No.
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Okay. How about this? You
get those handwriting samples.
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I'll take care of this. Watch this.
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Uh-oh. Listen, I'm not a
"I told you so" type guy,
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so who cares about what
just happened? I told you so.
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But I'm gonna help you out, okay?
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I knew Xavier probably
better than anybody else here,
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and I was with Aniq for
almost the entire night,
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so I can tell you details of
every second of his whereabouts.
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Let me go next.
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You know what? You better
not be wasting my time.
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We're gonna just wrap you up.
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I'm telling you, you're gonna love this.
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I'm a storyteller...
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♪ With music ♪
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Not so adorkable anymore, huh?
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Did you call me adorkable?
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What?
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- Uh, get your hand off my recorder.
- You got it.
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- And have a seat over here.
- Over there is fine.
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- Thank you.
- See you in a bit.
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All right. This one's gonna break me.
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So tell me your story. From
the beginning. The whole night.
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- You wanna hear it from the top?
- Yeah, from the tip-top.
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Okay.
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Mmm. Turn me up. Turn the snare up.
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What are you doing? Why
are you nodding your head?
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Feeling the beat. Give me a second.
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Yasper in the house! Let's go!
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Whoa! Okay! Ned!
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Hey!
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Oh!
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Yasper! Looking hot!
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- Chelsea! Mwah, mwah!
- Mwah, mwah!
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Oh!
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- Hey, Yasper. It's me.
- Okay.
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You guys wanna see me
flip? You wanna see me flip?
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Whoop.
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- Hey, Yas!
- Oh!
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♪ Bah, bah, don't do it to him ♪
♪ Bah, duh, duh ♪
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How great is this party?
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- It's okay.
- Oh, no.
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How do I look? Have you seen Zoë?
Think this top button is too formal?
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You're too nervous. You're
thinking about stuff too much, okay?
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Tonight is a second
chance for both of us.
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You're gonna hook up with Zoë,
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and I'm gonna get
Xavier to bless my track.
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Okay, uh, hold on a second.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot.
You're a civilian, right?
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Let me explain it to you. Blessing
a track, it works like this.
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A huge artist, a real
famous artist, goes
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on an emerging artist's track, right?
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It's like a musical cosign
saying, "This guy's incredible.
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Listen to this guy.
I'm about to rap next
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to this guy 'cause he's so good," right?
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Perfect example is 50 Cent
appeared on the Game's first track.
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Changed the game for the Game.
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Why would a big star like
Xavier wanna help you?
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- You're just a A/V guy.
- Xavier and I,
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we were in a ska band
together in high school.
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You should check it out.
Do you have a helmet?
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If you put on the helmet, 'cause
it might blow your freaking mind.
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- It's really good.
- Mmm.
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But that's what it is for us,
right? We were in a band together,
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so we are bonded by the beat.
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Let's just back it up for a second.
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So, you... you show up to the party.
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- And you are just jumping and flipping.
- That's me, yeah.
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You seem a little tall
to be in gymnastics.
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Yeah, that's what my coach
said. But look at me now.
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I got, like, 40,000
participation trophies at home.
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And also, I was hype. I
was feeling incredible.
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I was feeling good, 'cause I knew
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tonight was my second shot to be a star.
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But I also wanted to help
Aniq with his mission.
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I don't know. Maybe I should just
forget about the whole Zoë thing.
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I mean, I had my shot in high
school, and I didn't take it.
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What? No, no, no. See,
that's the fear talking.
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Now listen up close, 'cause
this may sound shocking.
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- You about to rap?
- Yep!
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♪ We all get a moment
where the stars align ♪
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♪ The universe gives us a
verse in the song of time ♪
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♪ The spotlight swings our way
and it's our time to shine ♪
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♪ We're handed a mic on the stage of life ♪
♪Time to rhyme ♪
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♪ But what happens if you choked ♪
♪ And you didn't catch a break? ♪
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♪ If you fail, do you bail with
your tail between your legs? ♪
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♪ What about those of us who missed
our shot, didn't rise to the top ♪
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♪ Never became the cream and
we just remained the crop? ♪
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♪ I've heard it said before
that we get one shot in life ♪
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♪ And even though that may be true ♪
♪ It's not exactly right ♪
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♪ 'Cause here's a secret even
though we get one shot in life ♪
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♪ We all get that one shot twice ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ In other words we
get two shots in life ♪
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♪ That's right we all
get one shot twice ♪
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♪ The way you're saying ♪
♪ It's confusing, but I think I understand ♪
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♪ Everybody gets one shot ♪
♪ Times a second chance? ♪
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♪ Exactly, somehow I didn't
make it with my ska band ♪
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♪ Apparently pop, punk or
brass doesn't win you fans ♪
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♪ So do I hang up my suspenders ♪
♪ Porkpie and trombone? ♪
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♪ Be content installing A/V
equipment in people's homes? ♪
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♪ Hell no, because life's
gonna throw you two bones ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
♪ We get to kill one bird with two stones ♪
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♪ Eric Stoltz couldn't go
back in time and get rehired ♪
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♪ As Marty in Back to the
Future after he was fired ♪
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♪ But then he got a cool
supporting role in Pulp Fiction ♪
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♪ And now he's a sought-after
director of television ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
♪ We get two shots at life ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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- ♪ Two shots ♪
- ♪ To launch a second career ♪
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- ♪ Two shots ♪
- ♪ Like my Uncle Amir ♪
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- ♪ Two shots ♪
- ♪ He was a lawyer ♪
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♪ Now he's kick-starting a microbrew ♪
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♪ 'Cause you don't get one shot ♪
♪ You get two ♪
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♪ I fell in love with Zoë
in Mr. Shapiro's class ♪
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♪ Chemistry partners whose
chemistry was unmatched ♪
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♪ Maybe with the exception
of hydrogen and oxygen ♪
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- ♪ Water ♪
- ♪ But I never made a move ♪
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♪ So she walked to the altar ♪
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♪ With another dude
and I got so depressed ♪
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♪ I fell apart like The
West Wing after Sorkin left ♪
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♪ I was filled with regret ♪
♪ But if this song is correct ♪
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♪ I missed my one shot at love ♪
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♪ But I got one shot left ♪
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♪ And now it's time for my verse ♪
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♪ Tonight for me is gonna be... ♪
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♪ If your first movie bombs ♪
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♪ Make a better sequel ♪
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♪ You fail the bar exam ♪
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♪ Become a paralegal ♪
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♪ Your first band, the Quarrymen
doesn't move the needle ♪
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♪ Form a second band and
call it the fucking Beatles ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
♪ We get two shots at life ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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- ♪ Two shots ♪
- ♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
♪ We get two shots at life ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
♪ We all get one shot twice ♪
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♪ Two shots ♪
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You know, normally, I would
want to hear every single detail.
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But with you, I would just love it
if you could just skip to the part
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where Aniq gets drunk and what happened.
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I can't skip ahead. I'm
telling you a story here.
233
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I'm building character arcs,
dynamics, all these things.
234
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A's, B's, whoo, whoo, whoo.
You gotta enjoy it, okay?
235
00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:34,545
You're gonna... It's gonna
be worth it in the end.
236
00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:37,464
And then you're gonna be like, "I
wish you did more of this," so...
237
00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,093
Inhale your love for the fetus
238
00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:43,971
and exhale the toxins.
239
00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:47,433
Somebody's in here.
There's a person in here.
240
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,351
- Hi.
- Oh, uh, yeah.
241
00:10:49,435 --> 00:10:50,978
What is it that you're doing exactly?
242
00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:55,149
I'm trying to meditate to stay calm.
243
00:10:55,232 --> 00:10:58,485
Yeah, totally. Uh, could you
write on this piece of paper,
244
00:10:58,569 --> 00:11:01,155
"I have diarrhea" or
"don't have diarrhea"?
245
00:11:01,238 --> 00:11:06,201
I'm sorry. You interrupted my
sacred meditation for diarrhea?
246
00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:10,247
No. Actually, I interrupted
you for a game about diarrhea.
247
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,333
See... All right.
Imagine a town, all right?
248
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:14,918
With villagers.
249
00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:16,670
With ghosts.
250
00:11:16,754 --> 00:11:19,256
With a barrel of clams.
251
00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:20,507
And one toilet.
252
00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:23,093
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna do it.
253
00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:25,679
And that way, you could probably
just leave me alone afterwards.
254
00:11:25,763 --> 00:11:27,347
- All right.
- Yeah. Okay.
255
00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,017
Thinking about calling
it "Spooky Dookies."
256
00:11:31,018 --> 00:11:33,437
- Okay. There you go.
- Thank you.
257
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,440
All right. Whoa. What is this?
Like, the British spelling?
258
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,776
Oh, Australian actually.
259
00:11:38,859 --> 00:11:41,820
Uh, my recent trip to Melbourne
is where my baby was conceived.
260
00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:45,199
- Yeah, that's enough. I appreciate that.
- Okay.
261
00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:48,911
And so the villagers are kind of just
deciding amongst themselves, like,
262
00:11:48,994 --> 00:11:51,163
- whether they do or don't have it.
- Aniq.
263
00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,957
Why would you think it's
appropriate to play a game right now?
264
00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:57,169
- And it's about diarrhea?
- Somebody say diarrhea game?
265
00:11:57,252 --> 00:11:58,253
Uh...
266
00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:01,381
- I'm in.
- Oh, okay. Uh, yeah.
267
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:05,219
So you're just gonna write whether
you do or don't have diarrhea.
268
00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:07,721
And then you initial right there.
269
00:12:07,805 --> 00:12:09,765
Uh, an H in the middle. That's new.
270
00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:12,101
Diarhrea!
271
00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:14,061
I love this game.
272
00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,312
Yes!
273
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:19,817
- Okay. I know it sounds weird.
- Yeah.
274
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,738
So Aniq was just obsessed
with being alone with Zoë.
275
00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:27,658
So while he was pursuing
that, I went to find Xavier
276
00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:30,994
to reconnect our bond so I can
ask him to... Hit me with it!
277
00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:33,163
- Bless your track?
- That's it!
278
00:12:34,164 --> 00:12:36,917
Xavier. My God, I didn't know
you were going to be here.
279
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,795
Yeah. No, I'm just trying to
keep a low profile tonight.
280
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:40,881
Just blend in, you know?
281
00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:42,464
But you came in on a helicopter, right?
282
00:12:42,548 --> 00:12:45,105
Yeah, right. But we came in real low.
283
00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:46,468
Under-the-radar type of deal, you know.
284
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:47,761
Ah. You, baby.
285
00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,096
- You know it.
- You know what?
286
00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:51,432
We gotta catch up. Say, by
the bar? I'll get you a drink.
287
00:12:52,182 --> 00:12:54,226
Yeah. I could use another
drink. You want one?
288
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:58,021
- Mmm. I'm good, thanks.
- Okay, yeah. BRB.
289
00:12:58,105 --> 00:13:01,275
- Be around, baby. BRB.
- Uh, it means "be right back."
290
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:02,359
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
291
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:04,945
Hey, two shots.
292
00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:12,453
Man, we have been through
some unbelievable stuff.
293
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:14,329
Unforgettable, you and
me. Can you believe it?
294
00:13:14,413 --> 00:13:17,124
And here we are. The
two-man band reunites.
295
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:19,460
Are you talking about
Ska-pe Diem reuniting?
296
00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:23,130
Ska. So fucking dumb.
297
00:13:23,213 --> 00:13:24,715
So dumb.
298
00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:27,250
But also, like, I guess, super important
299
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,042
and dedicated to ending racism, right?
300
00:13:29,136 --> 00:13:31,638
I guess we weren't all that
bad for lame-ass teenagers.
301
00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:32,723
We had our moments.
302
00:13:32,806 --> 00:13:34,808
Hey, you know what? To moments.
303
00:13:34,892 --> 00:13:36,018
- What do you think?
- Good.
304
00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:37,102
Ready? Oh.
305
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,985
- Oh!
- Whoo!
306
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,154
- You were still going by Eugene back then.
- Oh.
307
00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:49,490
Do you remember? Until I was
like, "Go by your middle name.
308
00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:50,741
You gotta go by Xavier."
309
00:13:50,824 --> 00:13:53,368
- That's right. That was you.
- You're the one with the middle name.
310
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:55,579
- I was just like, "Use it."
- You changed my life, man.
311
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:56,663
Yes.
312
00:13:56,747 --> 00:13:58,749
♪ 'Cause the party's never ending ♪
313
00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:01,335
And we're skanking till it's late!
314
00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:03,754
Ooh, that song was fire, man.
315
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:04,838
Yeah, I know. I know.
316
00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:06,507
You know, I'm...
I'm... I'm actually, uh,
317
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:08,342
- making my own music right now.
- Are you?
318
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:10,511
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Good for you, man. That's great.
319
00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:13,305
- Thanks.
- Whoa. Hey, where did Zoë go?
320
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,516
Hey, actually, you know what? Um...
321
00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:18,769
Shit. I'm sure people ask
you this stuff all the time,
322
00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:21,730
but, um, man, I'd really love it
if you could bless one of my tracks.
323
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:23,190
Oh.
324
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,984
Just like an intro, or, "Here comes
Yasper," or something like that.
325
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,653
- Something classic you.
- Yeah.
326
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,113
It doesn't have to be a big thing.
327
00:14:29,196 --> 00:14:31,782
- Maybe one day.
- What about tonight at the after-party?
328
00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:33,821
We can go to your place, and we can just
329
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,828
record it in the
studio that I installed.
330
00:14:35,911 --> 00:14:37,704
What... What do you say?
331
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,540
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
332
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:49,299
Yeah!
333
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:54,930
♪ He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever" ♪
334
00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:57,766
♪ Three words and 16 letters ♪
335
00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:01,186
♪ That mean, "I unambiguously
agree to bless your track" ♪
336
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:06,233
♪ And there's no way that
I'm misinterpreting that ♪
337
00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,317
Here we go!
338
00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:11,655
♪ "Yeah, sure, whatever" ♪
339
00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:14,074
♪ Means we're gonna work together ♪
340
00:15:14,158 --> 00:15:17,703
♪ And turn Yasper
into a household name ♪
341
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:22,708
♪ He wants to do for me
what 50 did for the Game ♪
342
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,418
♪ Minus their ensuing beef ♪
343
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:27,713
♪ That exchange could
not have gone better ♪
344
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,798
♪ I can't believe he said ♪
345
00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:32,342
♪ "Yeah, sure, whatever" ♪
346
00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:37,389
♪ "Yeah" is just a cool
guy's way of saying yes ♪
347
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:41,351
♪ "Sure" means he's absolutely
positive he wants to bless ♪
348
00:15:41,435 --> 00:15:44,229
♪ But of the three words ♪
♪ The third is the best ♪
349
00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:47,524
♪ "Whatever" means
the possibilities are endless ♪
350
00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:51,278
♪ The music-streaming
apps are all gonna crash ♪
351
00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:54,072
♪ Too many people will
be listening to my track ♪
352
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:57,075
♪ I'll hang with Meghan,
Harry Jay-Z and Bey ♪
353
00:15:57,159 --> 00:16:00,537
♪ 'Cause they're the only ones
who will be able to relate ♪
354
00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,998
♪ To the pressures of my level of fame ♪
355
00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:06,627
♪ I'll develop a drug problem ♪
♪ Probably cocaine ♪
356
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:10,923
♪ He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever" ♪
357
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:13,634
♪ Yasper featuring Xavier ♪
358
00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:17,262
♪ We'll be number one in 195 countries ♪
359
00:16:17,346 --> 00:16:22,226
♪ They'll make a sequel to
A Star is Born starring me ♪
360
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:24,269
These balloons can support my weight.
361
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:30,359
Whoa.
362
00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:34,238
♪ "Yeah, sure, whatever" ♪
363
00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:36,949
♪ Let's celebrate my success together ♪
364
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:41,036
♪ This dance is spontaneous ♪
♪ It's totally not choreographed ♪
365
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,624
♪ And I will stand up on
this table and tap-dance ♪
366
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:47,543
Everybody, now!
367
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,753
♪ Whatever, whatever ♪
368
00:16:49,837 --> 00:16:52,047
Uh, guys. Hey. Hey, guys?
369
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:53,549
♪ Don't just sing "whatever" ♪
370
00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:57,511
♪ It sounds much worse when you
leave out "yeah" and "sure" ♪
371
00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:59,680
- ♪ Whatever ♪
- Okay.
372
00:16:59,763 --> 00:17:02,141
♪ That's really mature ♪
373
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:03,475
Are we back in high school?
374
00:17:04,268 --> 00:17:07,312
♪ I'm gonna be a national treasure ♪
375
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,940
- Yeah, sure!
- Okay, you know what?
376
00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:12,025
♪ Whatever ♪
377
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:15,195
Chelsea?
378
00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:16,572
Just get in.
379
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:18,239
Uh, that's my car.
380
00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:20,200
This is my car, everybody.
381
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:21,785
What's happening? Hey. Hey.
382
00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:24,246
Those aren't keys. That's your
lipstick, and you've ruined it.
383
00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:29,376
Yeah, I should not...
I'm not... It's... Oh!
384
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:33,630
And, you know, it's...
... anger, you know?
385
00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:35,966
And... And Saint Patrick's Day party.
386
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,010
He's gonna be sorry.
387
00:17:38,093 --> 00:17:39,678
Wait. Stop, stop. Who's gonna be sorry?
388
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,472
- Oh.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
389
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,599
Whoa. I gotta get to the after-party.
390
00:17:43,682 --> 00:17:46,393
You can't drive, all right? How
about this? I can give you a ride.
391
00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:50,522
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
392
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,071
I'm touched you asked
me to play your game.
393
00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:01,074
Yeah. Well, everybody is, uh,
participating, so it's not...
394
00:18:01,158 --> 00:18:02,534
- It means a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
395
00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:08,040
- Sorry. Oh. Uh, Walt.
- That's enough.
396
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,001
Oh.
397
00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:13,879
- Hey.
- Hey.
398
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,424
Uh, Zoë. I'm s-sorry I
was... I was so pushy earlier.
399
00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:18,592
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
400
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:21,845
I didn't consider this is
probably really hard for you too.
401
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:27,643
And I'm worried about you.
Everyone seems to think you did it.
402
00:18:27,726 --> 00:18:32,189
Everyone. It's all
anyone's talking about.
403
00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:34,817
Sorry, you're you. That's not funny.
404
00:18:35,692 --> 00:18:38,487
The real reason I'm
getting everybody to do this
405
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,197
is so I can find out who killed Xavier.
406
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,657
What?
407
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,908
Well, it's complicated.
408
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:47,830
But whoever writes "diarrhea" the
same way it's written on my neck
409
00:18:47,913 --> 00:18:49,248
may be the killer.
410
00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:51,667
Plus, I think I created a
pretty... pretty fun game.
411
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,461
- There's three rounds, so each tier...
- What does it look like on your neck?
412
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,922
Uh, you know, I'll...
I'll... I'll show you after.
413
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,465
Are you being serious?
414
00:18:58,549 --> 00:19:00,134
I don't think you
could've killed anyone,
415
00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:02,136
let alone draw on me
when I was passed out.
416
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:04,596
Well, I wouldn't be too sure...
417
00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:07,307
about that last part.
418
00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:09,143
You drew on me?
419
00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:11,395
What... Well, what did you draw?
420
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:13,522
Guess you'll have to find out.
421
00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:20,028
- You've got to wonder...
- Oh!
422
00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:23,198
... if she changed her handwriting
because she knew it was a test.
423
00:19:23,282 --> 00:19:25,576
Is that smart?
424
00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:27,494
It's amazing you're still here.
425
00:19:27,578 --> 00:19:29,079
Thank you.
426
00:19:29,163 --> 00:19:33,167
So we rolled into the
after-party. And I texted Xavier.
427
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,295
What an impressive,
fabulous ride, Yasper.
428
00:19:36,378 --> 00:19:38,130
Well, thank you very
much. And it's mine.
429
00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:40,591
That's 100 perc... He's texting.
He's texting back right now.
430
00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,761
Oh, I hate this perfectly
beautiful, amazing house.
431
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:46,430
He's still texting. Still texting.
Do you guys see Xavier anywhere?
432
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:48,223
Uh, Xavier Schmavier.
433
00:19:48,307 --> 00:19:49,308
Still texting.
434
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,978
Maybe he's probably thinking about
the perfect way to bless my track.
435
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,856
Hey, buddy. If you need it,
I'll bless your track, 'kay?
436
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:02,488
Why is this taking so long?
437
00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:05,157
Yes. Yasper. How's it going, man?
438
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,658
I don't know yet.
439
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,747
♪ This is my second shot ♪
440
00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:14,541
♪ The last one I got ♪
441
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:19,755
♪ My whole future's in his fingertips ♪
442
00:20:21,131 --> 00:20:22,966
♪ Will I be a superstar? ♪
443
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:26,386
♪ Or will I remain a
four-and-a-half star ♪
444
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:31,433
♪ A/V installation
guy on Angie's List? ♪
445
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:36,271
♪ Am I destined for glory or not? ♪
446
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:39,733
♪ I can't stand this purgatory ♪
447
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:41,777
♪ Of the dot ♪
448
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,362
♪ Dot ♪
449
00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:46,782
♪ Dot ♪
450
00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:51,787
♪ I'm three dots ♪
451
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:55,374
♪ From stardom ♪
452
00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:58,168
♪ All of my dreams may come true ♪
453
00:20:58,252 --> 00:21:01,255
♪ When his text finally comes through ♪
454
00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:03,340
♪ Three dots ♪
455
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:06,802
♪ From stardom ♪
456
00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:09,721
♪ Is this a new beginning
for me or the end? ♪
457
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:12,808
♪ Come on, bro, just
fucking press send ♪
458
00:21:12,891 --> 00:21:16,895
Come on, man. Just one text. Please.
459
00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:23,444
♪ Who knows, tomorrow I could
be partying with supermodels ♪
460
00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:26,321
♪ Drinking champagne by the bottle ♪
461
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:29,283
♪ Is this guy writing me a novel? ♪
462
00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:32,870
♪ I'm here ♪
♪ Are you DTB? ♪
463
00:21:32,953 --> 00:21:36,373
♪ Doesn't merit a
very lengthy response ♪
464
00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:37,875
♪ You can make it brief ♪
465
00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:41,420
♪ A simple Y meaning yes is all I need ♪
466
00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:43,881
♪ Who the hell types for this long? ♪
467
00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:47,843
♪ The entire duration of a song ♪
468
00:21:50,637 --> 00:21:51,805
Aniq.
469
00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:53,891
I mean, it's just a dress.
470
00:21:53,974 --> 00:21:55,267
Just a dress? Nah, nah.
471
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:58,562
That's a statement with
an exclamation point.
472
00:21:58,645 --> 00:22:00,189
- Yeah?
- Yeah. You know it.
473
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:02,858
What's up, man?
474
00:22:02,941 --> 00:22:03,942
- Hey, Brett.
- Yeah.
475
00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:08,947
- Brett? What the hell?
- Whoops.
476
00:22:09,031 --> 00:22:10,365
Are you okay?
477
00:22:10,449 --> 00:22:11,825
Oh, I'm aces, baby.
478
00:22:11,909 --> 00:22:14,369
- You're very drunk. Aniq. Aniq.
- You're so talented.
479
00:22:17,998 --> 00:22:21,877
Hey, Xavier. Xavier. I'm
still waiting for that text.
480
00:22:25,297 --> 00:22:27,674
- Remember me, bro?
- I remember, bitch.
481
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:29,927
- Oh, I remember you.
- Oh, yeah? What do you remember?
482
00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:31,261
It's all falling apart.
483
00:22:31,845 --> 00:22:33,764
Flaming Jell-O shots!
484
00:22:33,847 --> 00:22:36,725
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No.
- Oh, that's terrible.
485
00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:37,810
- No, no.
- One more.
486
00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:39,603
No, that's a candle. That's a candle.
487
00:22:39,686 --> 00:22:41,271
- You're a candle.
- Whoops, here you go.
488
00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:42,898
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
489
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:46,276
♪ I'm three dots ♪
490
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,947
♪ From stardom ♪
491
00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:52,699
♪ To deny the world of this
voice would be a shame ♪
492
00:22:52,783 --> 00:22:53,951
♪ I'm so talented ♪
493
00:22:54,034 --> 00:22:55,828
♪ Check out my vocal range ♪
494
00:22:55,911 --> 00:22:57,913
♪ Three dots ♪
495
00:22:57,996 --> 00:23:01,500
♪ From stardom ♪
496
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,128
♪ I could have a song at
the top of the charts ♪
497
00:23:04,211 --> 00:23:07,297
♪ If Xavier would just
sing an itty-bitty part ♪
498
00:23:07,381 --> 00:23:10,175
♪ Will I be famous? ♪
499
00:23:10,259 --> 00:23:12,636
♪ Will I be rich? ♪
500
00:23:12,719 --> 00:23:15,222
♪ The only thing standing in my way ♪
501
00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:18,559
- ♪ Is this ♪
- ♪ Dot, dot, dot ♪
502
00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:22,980
♪ Ellipsis ♪
503
00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:30,446
Two verses, three choruses,
one bridge and a broken heart.
504
00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:34,158
What? Did you see anything
else? Did you see what happened?
505
00:23:34,241 --> 00:23:35,951
I was lost in 4/4 time.
506
00:23:36,535 --> 00:23:41,331
But... But when I did see Aniq,
I came to his rescue again.
507
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,293
Could you close your legs, please?
508
00:23:46,086 --> 00:23:47,296
Thank you.
509
00:23:52,676 --> 00:23:56,180
I'm so pumped I brought my pranking pen.
510
00:23:56,263 --> 00:23:57,473
Ned, what is wrong with you?
511
00:23:57,556 --> 00:24:00,225
- That's not funny. Get off of him.
- It's pranks. I put a mustache...
512
00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:02,603
- It's very original.
- Why is that funny? It's a mustache.
513
00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:05,105
It's not funny now. It'll
be funny when he wakes up.
514
00:24:05,189 --> 00:24:07,941
Aniq, you okay, buddy? Can you hear me?
515
00:24:08,025 --> 00:24:10,319
What happened with your pants?
How is that even possible?
516
00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:13,322
By the way, the mustache
looks good. A little Lando.
517
00:24:13,405 --> 00:24:14,865
I'm gonna get you some pants, okay?
518
00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:22,206
Could be me one day.
519
00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:29,296
Oh, Mr. Shapiro! What's going on,
dude? I didn't know you were gonna...
520
00:24:29,379 --> 00:24:33,008
It's a bad time. It's a bad
time? Okay. Oh. Hi, Heather.
521
00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:37,971
A hero has come. Yeah, now your
penis won't be out to the world.
522
00:24:38,055 --> 00:24:39,598
Do you know what I mean? Listen to me.
523
00:24:39,681 --> 00:24:41,391
I will always be by your side.
524
00:24:41,475 --> 00:24:44,269
No matter what happens, I'm here for
you. We've been through so much...
525
00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:49,149
Oh, baby! It's back on, baby! Let's go!
526
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:50,943
You ready for a hit track, Zoë?
527
00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:54,321
Whoo! All for one and fuck 'em all!
528
00:24:54,404 --> 00:24:56,907
What a twist! What happened?
529
00:24:56,990 --> 00:25:00,202
- Chels, ready for some music magic?
- Nah. I think I'm gonna go home.
530
00:25:00,285 --> 00:25:02,672
No, you can't. There's
gonna be a listening party.
531
00:25:02,673 --> 00:25:03,673
What's wrong? Tell me.
532
00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:05,958
I was gonna do a thing
tonight, and it didn't work out.
533
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,210
Can I tell you something that
is gonna blow your brains?
534
00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:10,818
I'm about to record a track with Xavier.
535
00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:12,131
It's the first time since Ska-pe Diem.
536
00:25:12,214 --> 00:25:15,112
Ska-pe Diem, the premier
East Bay Area high school
537
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,513
ska band from the mid-2000s?
538
00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:17,798
Oh, my God. You know
all about us because
539
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,179
we were incredible in high school.
540
00:25:19,263 --> 00:25:22,182
Yeah, my head exploded off my
body, and I had no head for a week.
541
00:25:22,266 --> 00:25:25,561
That's not the point, I'm so sorry.
The point is, take your shot now.
542
00:25:25,644 --> 00:25:29,064
It is never too late to ska-pe diem.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
543
00:25:29,148 --> 00:25:31,942
I'm living proof. Look at this.
From this side now. And this.
544
00:25:32,025 --> 00:25:34,653
You are the most inspiring
individual I've ever met.
545
00:25:34,736 --> 00:25:37,781
- Thank you, Yasper.
- What a great conversation. Thank you.
546
00:25:37,865 --> 00:25:40,075
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up,
hold up. This is serious, okay?
547
00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:41,785
Does everybody know what time it is?
548
00:25:42,536 --> 00:25:45,706
It's time to party.
549
00:25:50,878 --> 00:25:53,589
Oh, okay. She's going over there
too. I guess her thing involves him.
550
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,674
That's cool. Oh.
551
00:25:55,758 --> 00:25:58,802
Bringing him over here. My
man, to the recording studio.
552
00:25:58,886 --> 00:26:01,513
It is time for us to...
Okay, they're going up there.
553
00:26:02,347 --> 00:26:04,725
It's this way. Ah, X.
Okay, you know what?
554
00:26:04,808 --> 00:26:07,478
I'll see you in the recording studio
in ten minutes. Not a big deal.
555
00:26:07,561 --> 00:26:08,937
Take your time. Don't rush.
556
00:26:09,021 --> 00:26:11,315
Good for her. That's fine. I
can wait it out. No problem.
557
00:26:11,398 --> 00:26:13,776
In the meantime, though...
558
00:26:15,819 --> 00:26:17,771
Obviously, I had to take a
559
00:26:17,772 --> 00:26:20,115
selfie to memorialize
the historic moment.
560
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:23,577
What, this thing?
561
00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:25,037
That's good.
562
00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:28,727
Xavier's text said
Track 12 in the Work in
563
00:26:28,728 --> 00:26:31,251
Progress folder would
work for our collab.
564
00:26:31,335 --> 00:26:32,419
So I opened it up.
565
00:26:48,268 --> 00:26:50,187
♪ How great is this party ♪
566
00:26:50,270 --> 00:26:56,193
Ooh! No! No! How great is this party?
567
00:26:56,276 --> 00:26:58,987
I don't get it. What's so funny?
568
00:26:59,071 --> 00:27:01,031
You may wanna write this
down to remember it later,
569
00:27:01,115 --> 00:27:02,658
so you can talk about it yourself.
570
00:27:02,741 --> 00:27:04,680
So, right when Xavier and I transitioned
571
00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:07,080
from Sublime covers to originals,
572
00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:09,998
I came up with the
perfect musical philosophy.
573
00:27:10,082 --> 00:27:13,919
- The four categories of songs.
- Please do not list them.
574
00:27:14,002 --> 00:27:19,049
"I love you, or I hate you,
but I secretly love you."
575
00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,677
- Okay, those I like.
- Right?
576
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,303
- That's a great type of song.
- Uh-huh.
577
00:27:23,387 --> 00:27:26,056
"I'm so great," or "My
hometown's so great."
578
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,685
"Come on, everybody. Listen
up, this is important."
579
00:27:29,768 --> 00:27:31,979
See, those are your issues
songs. Those are your Bono's,
580
00:27:32,062 --> 00:27:34,273
- your Macklemore's, know what I'm saying?
- Mm-hmm.
581
00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,817
People that have something to
say. To give something to society.
582
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,404
And then number four...
583
00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:40,028
Drumroll, please. Hit
me with a drumroll.
584
00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:43,157
You're not doing it. Hit me
with a drumroll. I'll do it.
585
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,992
Do it with me. You don't
have to. That's fine.
586
00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:47,995
"How great is this party?"
587
00:27:48,078 --> 00:27:49,722
That's the party anthem, because every
588
00:27:49,723 --> 00:27:51,498
single time Xavier
and I played together,
589
00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:55,419
I would grab the microphone and
yell, "How great is this party?"
590
00:27:55,502 --> 00:27:56,754
And people would go nuts.
591
00:27:56,837 --> 00:27:59,131
That's why Xavier said
that I inspired it.
592
00:27:59,214 --> 00:28:01,675
Wow. Congratulations, man.
593
00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:04,803
It sounds like to me
you got one rosebush
594
00:28:04,887 --> 00:28:08,056
just growing on a big ol' pile of shit.
595
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,100
From you, it means so
much. Thank you very much.
596
00:28:10,184 --> 00:28:12,895
So, Xav's track was good,
597
00:28:12,978 --> 00:28:15,272
but it lacked hype.
The secret ingredient.
598
00:28:15,355 --> 00:28:19,818
Luckily, I had the perfect
source. Our MLK Day concert.
599
00:28:19,902 --> 00:28:22,196
How great is this party?
600
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:24,615
So I sampled the audio
of myself shouting...
601
00:28:24,698 --> 00:28:26,992
"How great is this party?"
602
00:28:27,075 --> 00:28:28,452
... and put it on the track.
603
00:28:29,078 --> 00:28:31,246
How great is this party?
604
00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:33,749
♪ How great is this party? ♪
605
00:28:33,832 --> 00:28:34,833
In the back now.
606
00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:36,919
- ♪ How... How... How... ♪
- ♪ She don't wanna leave ♪
607
00:28:37,002 --> 00:28:39,129
- ♪ But she leaving with me ♪
- ♪ How... How... ♪
608
00:28:39,713 --> 00:28:41,048
♪ Fuck around and sip Bacardí ♪
609
00:28:41,131 --> 00:28:43,050
But nine minutes had already gone by,
610
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:44,843
and Xav still wasn't done with Chelsea.
611
00:28:44,927 --> 00:28:45,928
I couldn't risk it.
612
00:28:46,011 --> 00:28:47,596
♪ How... How great is this party? ♪
613
00:28:47,679 --> 00:28:49,556
So I ideated an idea.
614
00:28:50,974 --> 00:28:52,267
♪ How great is this... ♪
615
00:28:56,563 --> 00:28:59,733
How great is this party?
Five, six, seven...
616
00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:01,443
♪ 'Cause the party's never ending ♪
617
00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:03,070
What on earth?
618
00:29:03,153 --> 00:29:05,948
♪ Now we're picking up the
rhythm but also erasing hate ♪
619
00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:07,032
Solo!
620
00:29:07,116 --> 00:29:09,034
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
621
00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,203
- What happened to me?
- Wait a second. Are you okay?
622
00:29:11,286 --> 00:29:13,497
- Are you all right?
- Who did this to me?
623
00:29:14,873 --> 00:29:17,292
- It was Xavier, wasn't it?
- I really don't think it was Xavier.
624
00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:19,962
Don't worry. I'm not gonna, like,
freak out or anything, you know?
625
00:29:20,045 --> 00:29:21,213
I'm not gonna, like, hurt him.
626
00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:22,714
- Could you imagine?
- No.
627
00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:26,218
I'm just gonna explain to Xavier
that his pranks aren't okay.
628
00:29:26,301 --> 00:29:27,928
They weren't in high school,
629
00:29:28,011 --> 00:29:29,513
- and they're not now. All right?
- Aniq.
630
00:29:30,097 --> 00:29:31,515
- I'll be right back, okay?
- Okay.
631
00:29:31,598 --> 00:29:34,351
If you see him, could you tell him
to meet me in the recording studio?
632
00:29:34,435 --> 00:29:35,477
One, two...
633
00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:38,522
♪ A lot of people think
that having fun is bad ♪
634
00:29:38,605 --> 00:29:39,950
♪ 'Cause if you are having fun ♪
635
00:29:39,951 --> 00:29:41,817
♪ That means someone
else is sad, but if... ♪
636
00:29:44,011 --> 00:29:45,067
Oh!
637
00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:47,072
That's when I heard the scream.
638
00:29:47,156 --> 00:29:49,450
Can I see the text messages
you were talking about?
639
00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:53,746
Of course. I mean, these could be
the very last words he ever texted.
640
00:29:53,829 --> 00:29:58,584
Um, "Track 12 in WIP folder
should work for our collab.
641
00:29:58,667 --> 00:29:59,960
You inspired it.
642
00:30:00,627 --> 00:30:02,921
Be there in... Be there in ten minutes."
643
00:30:03,547 --> 00:30:06,133
This definitely narrows
down the time of death.
644
00:30:07,634 --> 00:30:08,761
There you go.
645
00:30:11,138 --> 00:30:13,474
I was so close to my dreams.
646
00:30:14,475 --> 00:30:18,353
And... And now they're
gone. And so is Xavier.
647
00:30:18,437 --> 00:30:20,856
You know what? I understand
what you're going through.
648
00:30:20,939 --> 00:30:22,733
You've got dreams. You're a hustler.
649
00:30:22,816 --> 00:30:24,443
We're both alike in a lot of ways.
650
00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:26,445
Are you hitting on me?
651
00:30:26,528 --> 00:30:27,863
Hell no.
652
00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:36,080
Often. Stress.
653
00:30:37,164 --> 00:30:39,249
And I know how to spell it, by the way.
654
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:44,671
Besides, I've never had it before.
My stools are rock-hard. Always.
655
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,423
Oh. Cool.
656
00:30:46,507 --> 00:30:47,591
- Healthy.
- Okay.
657
00:30:52,262 --> 00:30:54,389
Hey, Chelsea. How's it going?
658
00:30:54,473 --> 00:30:56,225
Hey, Aniq.
659
00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:00,854
You can come closer.
I'm... I'm not crazy.
660
00:31:00,938 --> 00:31:03,315
No, I know. Yeah. Here I come.
661
00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:05,359
Ooh. Hey, Chelsea.
662
00:31:05,442 --> 00:31:06,610
- Uh...
- That's better.
663
00:31:06,693 --> 00:31:09,780
So, a bunch of us are playing
this fun game where you...
664
00:31:09,863 --> 00:31:14,326
Kind of, you... you write
down, like, a... a sentence.
665
00:31:14,409 --> 00:31:17,204
That's the game? You write a sentence?
666
00:31:17,287 --> 00:31:18,539
There's three rounds to it,
667
00:31:18,622 --> 00:31:22,000
and so in the first round, uh,
it's... it's called the villager round,
668
00:31:22,084 --> 00:31:23,100
so everybody's a villager,
669
00:31:23,101 --> 00:31:24,905
- so everybody writes down...
- You know, I just...
670
00:31:24,906 --> 00:31:27,047
I... I don't really feel
like playing any games.
671
00:31:27,131 --> 00:31:31,468
Well, the only way the game works
is if everybody kind of plays,
672
00:31:31,552 --> 00:31:33,971
and you're the only
one who hasn't done it.
673
00:31:34,054 --> 00:31:35,556
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I'm pretty sure.
674
00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:40,018
I got Ned, I got... I got
Brett, I got Jenn 1, I...
675
00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:49,528
Oh, my God.
676
00:31:51,697 --> 00:31:53,115
Hey, can I say one more thing?
677
00:31:53,198 --> 00:31:55,409
There's no way Aniq
could have done this.
678
00:31:55,492 --> 00:31:56,830
I'm telling you, the last person
679
00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,245
to have seen Xavier was Chelsea, right?
680
00:31:58,328 --> 00:31:59,830
They were in the room together.
681
00:31:59,913 --> 00:32:01,815
And I can't speak on
her mental state, but
682
00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:03,584
I can speak to Aniq's, and he's just...
683
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:07,463
He's too good of a guy. He's
like a real kind human being.
684
00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:11,967
His heart is made of cotton
candy and gummy bears and jollies
685
00:32:12,050 --> 00:32:15,095
that you just want to pop
into your mouth and go...
686
00:32:15,596 --> 00:32:17,890
I am glad that we are done here.
687
00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:19,266
Jenn 1.
688
00:32:19,349 --> 00:32:20,851
- Exhale the toxins.
- I'm calm.
689
00:32:20,934 --> 00:32:22,060
I'm not raising my voice.
690
00:32:22,144 --> 00:32:26,774
I am inviting you to stop barging
in on me like a giant asshole.
691
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,192
Yeah. This... This is important.
692
00:32:31,153 --> 00:32:32,362
Oh! Detective Danner?
693
00:32:32,446 --> 00:32:34,114
I crushed it. She loved my...
694
00:32:34,198 --> 00:32:36,074
My BFF, Jennifer 2...
695
00:32:36,158 --> 00:32:37,201
What about her?
696
00:32:37,284 --> 00:32:38,327
She's missing.
697
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:40,996
She was here when I woke
up, and now she's not.
698
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,708
Yeah. And she's nowhere in the
house. I keep calling and calling.
699
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:48,504
There's a chance we may have
a second victim on our hands.
700
00:32:48,587 --> 00:32:51,924
Okay, Angela Lansbury.
This is our case. So...
701
00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:53,550
No. You know what? He might be right.
702
00:32:53,634 --> 00:32:56,136
Why don't you recheck every
room in the house and outside?
703
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,555
Absolutely. Fuck you.
704
00:32:59,264 --> 00:33:01,892
- Detective, you said outside?
- Mm-hmm.
705
00:33:01,975 --> 00:33:03,691
That has to be your number one priority.
706
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:05,562
She will not fare well in the wild.
707
00:33:05,646 --> 00:33:09,733
Wait a second. Who could possibly
have it out for Jennifer 2?
708
00:33:09,817 --> 00:33:11,902
- I don't know.
- Detective.
709
00:33:11,985 --> 00:33:14,404
We found something wedged between
the rocks near Xavier's body.
710
00:33:14,488 --> 00:33:16,907
Is it Jennifer 2? It's
Jennifer 2. I know.
711
00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:19,827
I knew it. She's dead. Oh.
712
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:20,994
Chelsea.
713
00:33:25,124 --> 00:33:28,127
Yeah. It's mine.
714
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