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Downloaded from
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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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My name is Kong.

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I’m a professional food deliveryman.

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I always deliver the food
to my customers on time

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because saving humanity
from the torment of hunger

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is my calling.

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However, calling is just a concept.

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In reality,

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delivering food brings me
a shot at finding love.

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Coming.

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Thank you.

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Only well-prepared people
like me deserve a shot.

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What a pity.

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As the saying goes, "No pain, no gain."

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I will have a shot
at finding a single girl.

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Well,

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you got to be kidding me.

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Look at his squinty, scornful eyes.

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However, I’m not going to give up.

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Hello, Kong.

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You’re three minutes early today.

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Miss.

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Here are your two pork chop combos.

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Bon appétit.

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I’m all alone,

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but I ordered two combos.

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Can you guess why?

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You’re starving, so you need double?

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No.

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I ordered one for you
so that we can eat together.

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Come on in and eat with me.

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No, thank you.

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I’m allergic to pork chop.

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My prayers aren’t always answered.

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Some say true love is like a ghost.

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Everybody talks about it,
but few have seen it.

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Seeing a ghost is a matter of luck.

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One day, when my luck comes,

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I’m going to see love.

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Come in.

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Hi, I’m Shirley. I just moved in.

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I made these cookies for you.

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There you are.

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Nice to meet you, Shirley.

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I’m Kong.

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Hi, Kong.

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I'll have some.

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My room is next to yours.

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Our beds are just separated by a wall,

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so we’re like sleeping together.

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Sleeping together?

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Please tell me if I’m too noisy at night.

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Gosh.

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Your collection is impressive.

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She’s my roommate.

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Her name is Jenny Thalia.

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Nice to meet you.

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-Thank you.
-Sure.

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Did you order mine with less ice?

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No.

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I have to use the washroom.

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Off to the washroom.

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4DX with environmental effects

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Hey, Ho.

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Hey, Snow, what a coincidence.

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I thought you’d be at your mom’s checkup.

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She canceled it last minute,
so I’m catching a movie instead.

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Shall we watch it together?

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Of course.

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Theater one is open now.

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Let me buy the tickets first
and I’ll see you there.

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Sure.

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Why do you have two sodas?

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Buy one get one free.

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Take one.

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Okay.

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What’s wrong with you?

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Let’s go. We’re late.

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Where’s the other soda?

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I was so thirsty that I finished it.

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Let’s go.

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What’s the hurry?

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I don’t want to miss
any second of a Hong Kong movie.

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It has been 15 minutes.
Have you bought the ticket?

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The soda must have gone bad.

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My stomach is churning.

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Can I go to the washroom?

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Jeez, just go.

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Set as wallpaper

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Snow,

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the soda must have gone bad.

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My stomach is churning.

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Set as wallpaper

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Can I go to the washroom?

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Go then.

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I’ll go with you.

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But it’s the men’s room.

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Baby,

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let's leave and find you a doctor.

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Good idea.

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Taxi.

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Ho.

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Why don't you get in?

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You may get sick
if you visit the hospital.

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Go home first.

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I’ll meet you after that, okay?

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Please drive, sir.

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Bye.

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I'm such a genius.

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It’s really good.

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Why don’t you eat?

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What’s wrong, baby?

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Didn’t you have the runs?

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How can you still eat?

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Well,

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I got everything flushed out,

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so I’m just going to fill it up again.

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Don’t get me started.

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You kept buzzing around at the cinema.

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It totally killed my mood for the movie.

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Don’t be mad.

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How about this?

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Let’s catch the next showing.

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Give me your phone.

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Who is this?

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She is...

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a girl I sponsored two years ago.

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Isn’t she a bit too old for that?

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No, she’s just tall for her age.

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Let’s all meet up together.

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She died from leukemia three years ago.

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She died from leukemia three years ago,
but you’re sponsoring her two years ago.

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Are you sponsoring a ghost?

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Baby, I’m sorry. My math sucks.

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I’ll chop it off.

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Press it hard.

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How are you feeling now?

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Hey, where are you going?

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It’s still there.
I must celebrate with a piss.

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You just hurt your foot.

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Don’t move around.

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Come on.

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You want to piss?

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Go on.

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You made history

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by becoming the enemy
of every woman at the hospital.

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Everyone says you’re a jerk.

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Hey, it’s hard for me too.

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I truly love both of them.

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They didn’t have a clue,
so you had to do all the lying.

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You have to watch whatever you do or say.

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You're always spooked.

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It’s the hardest for you.

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You’re good.

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What a perceptive insight.

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It’s a risky business though.

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You should’ve been more careful.

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You have yourself to blame

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if they found out.

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They should never know the truth.

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If you want an easier life,

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tell them upfront
that you’re also seeing someone else.

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Then you can be like me,
handling ten partners like a pro.

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You’re bluffing. Ten partners?

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How can any man be so tolerant?

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I'm not sure if they’re tolerant.

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Take it or leave it.

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I don’t want trouble.

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All right. It's time to work.

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Look over there.

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He looks so good.

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Yes.

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Call me.

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My name is Jerome.

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I’m a rental boyfriend.

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Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a gigolo.

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I only rent out my time to fulfill
my clients’ psychological needs.

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Physical needs won’t be entertained.

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As long as they pay,

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we’ll try our best to solve their problems

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and make them happy.

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We serve clients of all ages and genders,

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so I do feel queasy sometimes.

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Running together: +3000,
Wiping sweat: +300, Touching hands: +500

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However, I remind myself every day
that I’m a service industry professional.

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For money,

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I’ll put up with anything.

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After all, it’s just a job.

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Ms. Dai, Occupation: College student

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Accepted

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Thank you very much.

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Did I scare you, miss?

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Excuse me, miss?

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Rental Boyfriend

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So you’re Ms. Dai.

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Hello.

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I’m Jerome.

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I don't mean to scare you.

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I just want...

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to hear your needs clearly.

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You can talk more comfortably now.

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I’m sorry.

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I've been forced to speak lightly
since I was young.

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They say it’s rude to talk loudly.

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How could they?

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You have such a sweet voice.

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Also,

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my family makes me stay away from men.

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In that case,

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since your family is not here now,

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perhaps you can set those rules aside.

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I’m so sorry.

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I'll lose it
if any guy comes too close to me.

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You'd better keep your distance.

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My family says my boyfriend
must be of the same social rank.

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I met a guy on the Internet recently.

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He’s educated and rich.

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He meets my family’s standards.

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He said he’ll return to Hong Kong
to meet me on Valentine’s Day.

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But look at me...

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So you want to practice with me.

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I hope you'll help me

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so that I can act normally
when I meet him.

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Money is not an issue.

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Don't worry.

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You'll meet the guy like a normal girl.

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Right, what’s your name?

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My name is Dai Kam.

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Do you have an English name?

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Silver.

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It's so tacky.

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Just call me Ms. Dai.

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Cheer up, Silver.

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To great partnership.

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What is Mercury retrograde?

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It's Mercury moving backward.

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You're more likely
to have relationship problems or fights.

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I can’t win you in a fight,

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so I’ll put up with you.

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Scorpio men,
be more understanding to your girlfriends.

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If you like our videos,
please subscribe to and share our channel.

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Write to us if you have any questions.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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Look at our new video.

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We only have a few dozen views.

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We can’t even afford cup noodles later.

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Love at First Sight

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Look, someone just unsubscribed.

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Why?

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The two videos before were just fine.

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Pong Kwong.

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It’s Kong.

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Did you see our new video?

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You two keep showing off
how loving you are.

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It's boring.

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People like watching others
suffering these days.

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Kong.

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We need to do something new then.

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Wong Chung can’t stand spicy food.

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I got his favorite red bean soup today,

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but it’s spiked.

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He’ll be home soon.

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Let’s see how he likes it.

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Let's go.

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Wong Chung is back.

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I’m home.

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You’re back late.

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I bought you
your favorite red bean soup today.

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Why are you being so nice to me?

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I’m always nice to you.

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That’s true.

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Here.

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Are you crazy? It’s so spicy!

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Are you trying to kill me?

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You see.

277
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,416
That’s how Wong Chung lashes out.

278
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,625
Today’s prank is a success.

279
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,416
If you like this video,

280
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,000
click subscribe
and share our channel with others.

281
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,875
We’ll bring you more surprises next time.

282
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,083
Bye.

283
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:49,500
Why did you prank me for real?

284
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,750
To get a realistic response from you.

285
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,125
If I had asked you to act,
you would’ve looked fake.

286
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,958
Go get the cushion washed.

287
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,791
Otherwise, the entire house
will stink tomorrow.

288
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,166
I have to clean up after being pranked?

289
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,375
Good idea.

290
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:18,416
I can’t get it, Jenny. What now?

291
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,333
I really can’t get it. What should I do?

292
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,791
Will it be too aggressive
to listen outside her door?

293
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,083
It's worth a try.

294
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:39,916
Hey, Kong.

295
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,541
The sound insulation here is so poor.

296
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,250
Exactly. How can we sleep like that?

297
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,250
She's so inconsiderate.

298
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,875
You go to bed first. I’ll yell at her.

299
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,166
You’re better off hearing the action.

300
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,875
Don’t miss it.

301
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:14,833
Shoot.

302
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:23,500
Damn.

303
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,791
Tools for wall drilling.

304
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,375
This couple...

305
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,583
He's so poor.

306
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,666
It's time for medication.

307
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,166
Thank you.

308
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,166
Your medication, jerk.

309
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:16,333
Please take my hand and just say yes

310
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:20,125
Just say there’s nothing holding you back

311
00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:37,041
Hooray.

312
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:39,291
Come here.

313
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,000
Your hand.

314
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,875
What are you doing?

315
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,125
I'm proposing.

316
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,291
Proposing?

317
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,750
It’s blackmailing with such a crowd.

318
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,583
Didn't I tell you
not to show up when I’m at work?

319
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,416
You did,

320
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,083
but how can I propose without showing up?

321
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,583
What day is it today?

322
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,958
Friday.

323
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,375
What day are we supposed to meet?

324
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,583
I’m number nine.

325
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,958
I’m supposed to see you next Thursday.

326
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,208
But it’ll be Chinese New Year
and I have to swap my days off.

327
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,375
If I miss it,

328
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,166
I won’t see you until the Wednesday after.

329
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,958
You blackmail me
and you don’t play by my rules.

330
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,666
It’s pointless to stay together.

331
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,875
Let’s break up.

332
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,375
I’m sorry. Please give me another chance.

333
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,333
I won’t do it again.

334
00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:52,541
Clean the mess.

335
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,125
Tin Tin.

336
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,583
That’s how women are.

337
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,833
Tin Tin, I’ll never do it again.

338
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:04,041
What a loser.

339
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,083
You don't need to call me.

340
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:28,541
Your androphobia
is caused by a lack of confidence.

341
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,458
You can sort this out

342
00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:32,083
by absorbing the aura of men

343
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,291
and talking with them.

344
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,250
I had only attended girls’ schools.

345
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:39,833
Apart from my dad and male teachers,

346
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,750
I rarely see men.

347
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,416
I don’t know
how to behave in front of them.

348
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,166
Just leave the job to them.

349
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,333
Boys.

350
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,416
This is group therapy.

351
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,458
By having the boys
corner you in a tiny space,

352
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:04,583
we'll breach your five-step safe distance.

353
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,333
Enjoy, Silver.

354
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,166
Don’t worry, miss.

355
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:18,041
I’m rental boyfriend No. 8
and also a movie assistant director.

356
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,208
Hey, you...

357
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:23,875
Stay away from me.

358
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,875
Stay away from me...

359
00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:53,166
Do you feel better
after taking it out on them?

360
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:55,375
I don't know.

361
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,166
Look up.

362
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,458
We’re so close now.

363
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,375
It means that this method works.

364
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,416
Just do this every day
and I’m sure you’ll be fine.

365
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,625
But I'm not sure about them.

366
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:19,708
Keep practicing every day
and your androphobia will be gone.

367
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,791
However, you beat them to a pulp.

368
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,708
I have to find a new gang tomorrow.

369
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,125
Try to be more gentle tomorrow.

370
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,708
Hey, gorgeous. Be gentle on what?

371
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,125
Sorry.

372
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:36,708
Your boyfriend?

373
00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:39,416
I’ll leave you two in peace then.

374
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:55,625
Kong.

375
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:56,958
It’s Shirley.

376
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,583
What are you doing?

377
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,875
Miss, I’m studying the Bible.

378
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,750
I shall not steal nor commit adultery.

379
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,583
I didn't do anything wrong.

380
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,791
Can you come to my room?

381
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,375
Such an act would be scandalous.

382
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:22,458
Miss,

383
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,208
please leave.

384
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,458
However,

385
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:29,208
it’s better
to do certain things with someone.

386
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,625
I want to do it with you.

387
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,875
Sure. I can go anytime.

388
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:37,333
Lord, please forgive us.

389
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,250
Are you ready?

390
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,458
Let’s try to know each other better first.

391
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,125
Don’t waste time.

392
00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:00,416
People usually get a drink
to wind down first.

393
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,375
We can’t do it if we’re drunk.

394
00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:03,916
Why?

395
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,791
If we’re drunk,
how can I work on my assignment?

396
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,166
Assignment?

397
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,375
What else?

398
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:14,333
I major in film studies in Australia.

399
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,416
Now, I’m working on my thesis.

400
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,833
I already came up with the title,

401
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,833
“The Rise and Fall
of Erotic Arthouse Films in Hong Kong.”

402
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:22,375
That's why I’m back to do research.

403
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,916
I don’t know much about porn.

404
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,500
Great. Neither do I.

405
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,875
Let’s study it together.

406
00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,375
I want to audition for a role.

407
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:32,833
In a porn movie?

408
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:34,750
I’ll support you by watching it.

409
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,000
No, I’ll be undercover.

410
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,833
I’ll secretly film the production process.

411
00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:41,916
I do know a thing or two about porn.

412
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,166
I’ve been watching
“A Tale of Two Titties.”

413
00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:46,833
I never finished it. Is it good?

414
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:47,958
No.

415
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,416
But it’s okay.

416
00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,416
The first time I met you,

417
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,750
I thought you were perfect
for the male lead,

418
00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:55,791
so I want you to film it for me.

419
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,250
I’d better stick with food delivery.

420
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:03,041
I have no one else to turn to.

421
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,291
I have nobody in Hong Kong.

422
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:08,125
Don't worry. I’ll rehearse with you.

423
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,083
Script

424
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,333
Scene 1, Beast rips
Beauty's clothes before epic shags

425
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,666
All right then.

426
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,625
Yes.

427
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,833
What?

428
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:25,833
Go rehearse alone.

429
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:26,750
What?

430
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,250
-You said you’d rehearsed with me.
-Yes.

431
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:30,458
I mean the read-through.

432
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,416
Silver has a boyfriend at last.

433
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:45,583
As her dad,
I must try my best to be a gracious host.

434
00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:50,416
This meal is cooked
by a Le Cordon Bleu chef.

435
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,708
Please help yourself.

436
00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:53,166
Yes. Help...

437
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,208
Help yourself.

438
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,791
Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Dai.

439
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,000
Let's dig in.

440
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:02,666
Try this cheese.

441
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:06,041
It's freshly air-freighted from Italy.

442
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,500
It smells amazing.

443
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:10,125
Mr. Dai.

444
00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:12,000
Are these maggots?

445
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:14,458
Of course, it’s maggot cheese.

446
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:18,458
They’re very important
for breaking down the cheese’s fats.

447
00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,916
The product is a marvelous liquid.

448
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,750
It's the essence

449
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,166
called teardrop.

450
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:27,583
So this cheese is very precious.

451
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,041
Also,

452
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,666
be gentle

453
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,291
when you cut it.

454
00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:33,958
The maggots are very timid.

455
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:34,875
When startled,

456
00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,375
they’ll jump.

457
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,875
It launched into my eye.

458
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,625
If you don’t like maggots,

459
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:48,041
you can try this dish.

460
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,250
Slow-cooked Rocky Mountain oyster.

461
00:32:51,791 --> 00:32:52,708
Sure.

462
00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,875
This oyster is so unique.

463
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,833
It’s sweet and it has...

464
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,208
A texture like meat.

465
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:13,666
Rocky Mountain oyster
is what it’s called in the Western US.

466
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,333
They're bull testicles.

467
00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:18,041
Don’t be fooled by the name “oyster.”

468
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:21,625
If you don't like testicles,

469
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,458
you can eat fish.

470
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,125
This dish is...

471
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,291
That's enough.

472
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,250
If you have a problem
with me, just say it.

473
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,375
Stop beating around the bush.

474
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,375
Brat.

475
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:34,916
My daughter won’t fall for you.

476
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,916
Get lost and find a rich cougar.

477
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Dad, it’s all my fault.

478
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,208
Stop fighting because of me.

479
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,125
Shut up.

480
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,375
You have no right to stop her.

481
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:45,000
Of course I do. I own her.

482
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:46,208
You’re just a bully.

483
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,791
Fight me if you dare.

484
00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:52,250
Sure.

485
00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:53,375
Clear the table.

486
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:58,375
Stop seeing my daughter if you lose.

487
00:33:58,541 --> 00:34:00,666
Stop controlling your daughter
if you lose.

488
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,291
Come on.

489
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,291
Holy sugar.

490
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,541
Why is there a mouse?

491
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,625
Of course, it's mouse wine.

492
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:22,625
Bottoms up.

493
00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,708
-Jerome.
-Baby.

494
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,291
Baby,

495
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,041
your dad is lighter.

496
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,291
Go and carry him.

497
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,250
I’m used to hauling heavy stuff.

498
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:07,708
I’ll carry him.

499
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,250
Hurry up. Go.

500
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,500
Gosh.

501
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:38,416
Mom.

502
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,333
Gosh, hang in there.

503
00:35:40,416 --> 00:35:42,375
Hang in there.

504
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,666
I took Dad to the car.

505
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,125
What are you doing?

506
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,458
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

507
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:50,583
He’s only drunk.

508
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,500
I’ll take care of your dad for you.

509
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,000
Let me check on him.

510
00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:56,791
He has a heartbeat,

511
00:35:57,291 --> 00:35:58,791
but it’s really fast.

512
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,708
Keep him warm.

513
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,125
Thank you.

514
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:29,166
I should be the one thanking you.

515
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,750
You drank so much
because you stood up for me.

516
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:37,708
I need to lie down.

517
00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:40,250
Can you find something to talk about?

518
00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:41,958
Take it as practice.

519
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,250
I don't know what to talk about.

520
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,875
You can

521
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,041
share your secrets.

522
00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:56,875
I’ll go first.

523
00:36:57,958 --> 00:37:01,333
After meeting
my first girlfriend in ninth grade,

524
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,458
I’ve never fallen in love again.

525
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,708
Back then,

526
00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,875
I was a chubby boy,

527
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,666
I weighed over 90 kg.

528
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,583
I thought my girlfriend

529
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,125
didn’t mind my look.

530
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:20,416
It turned out
that she tricked me with her friends.

531
00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,333
The world is full of deceit.

532
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:28,375
True love doesn’t exist.

533
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,166
Actually...

534
00:37:49,708 --> 00:37:54,125
There are a lot of props in the script
which I’ve prepared for you.

535
00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,916
Study them hard and listen up, okay?

536
00:37:58,791 --> 00:38:00,541
Bondage is essential.

537
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,333
It’s very simple.

538
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,000
It starts from the neck,

539
00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:09,791
then collarbone, breastbone,
and finally pubic bone.

540
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:13,250
Gather the ropes at the back
and tie a knot.

541
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,125
After that, loop here and there.

542
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:20,208
Finally, gather the ends
above your belly button

543
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:23,791
and there you have
your legendary Japanese bondage,

544
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,041
understood?

545
00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:27,166
What a marvelous talk, Shirley.

546
00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:28,916
You could’ve just talked.

547
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,333
Why did you tie me up?

548
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,541
A great actor should act
from the bottom of his heart.

549
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:36,125
If you don’t experience it,

550
00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:38,125
how do you know
your counterpart’s feeling?

551
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,708
If you don’t know that,
you can’t be a great actor.

552
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,291
Why don’t you untie me?

553
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,458
I want to practice tying you up.

554
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,583
The best is yet to come.

555
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:51,958
Light a candle?

556
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,416
I do that for myself on every birthday.

557
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,708
It’s wax play.

558
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,791
The book says

559
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,333
to bring a 60-degree Celsius candle

560
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,958
to 30 cm from the target,

561
00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:10,458
then slowly tilt 40 degrees
and let the wax drip.

562
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,416
The endorphins in your body
will erupt at this very moment.

563
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,333
You’ll feel exhilarated.

564
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,833
So? Do you feel good?

565
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,583
Yes.

566
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,208
There you go.

567
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:25,250
It hurts!

568
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,833
Didn't you say it felt good?

569
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:31,708
I’m sorry, Kong.

570
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,750
This candle is for tomb sweeping.

571
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:35,750
Let’s do it again with another one.

572
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,291
Kong.

573
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,208
Are you okay?

574
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:50,708
Shirley?

575
00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:52,250
Yes.

576
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,083
This room isn’t exactly soundproof.

577
00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:57,833
Are you okay?

578
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,166
I’m fine. It’s nothing.

579
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,750
I burn wax every Mid-Autumn Festival.
That’s just peanuts.

580
00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:04,666
No worries.

581
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:06,916
I’m so sorry.

582
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:11,666
Shirley.

583
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,166
I kind of like chatting with you
behind the wall.

584
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,041
It’s pretty handy.

585
00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:17,833
You can chat with me anytime.

586
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:18,750
Sure.

587
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,041
Let's do it now.

588
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:25,708
Do you have a boyfriend?

589
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,625
No.

590
00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,291
A lot of guys ask me out,

591
00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:32,791
but I don’t have feelings for them.

592
00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:36,541
If you ask me what feelings mean exactly,

593
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,208
I don’t really have an answer.

594
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,500
So I’ve only had two relationships.

595
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,041
How about you?

596
00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,833
I’ve had zero.

597
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,208
I wasn’t laughing at you.

598
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,583
I didn’t laugh at you.

599
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,083
It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

600
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,666
It’s not a competition.

601
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:56,458
I have tons of guys asking me out,

602
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,750
but if none of them is Mr. Right,

603
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,708
it'd mean nothing.

604
00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:03,041
Am I right?

605
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,708
Have a good rest, Kong.

606
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,500
Good night.

607
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:20,791
Remember to use an ice pack.

608
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:22,541
Good night.

609
00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:38,583
I told you. That video saved our channel.

610
00:41:38,791 --> 00:41:40,416
We’ll meet a sponsor later.

611
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:41,958
Be cool, okay?

612
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:42,875
Okay.

613
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,750
Hello, Mr. Chan.

614
00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:49,250
Nice backdrop.
You sure know how to enjoy life.

615
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,291
I’ve watched your channel.

616
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,750
You're quite creative.

617
00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:57,208
We'll launch some couple sportswear
for Valentine’s Day.

618
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,875
We’d like you to promote them.

619
00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:00,125
No problem, Mr. Chan.

620
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:03,666
We’ll do our best
to tailor-make a video for you.

621
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:05,333
It’s a Valentine’s Day special,

622
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,708
so we must have the video
before Valentine’s Day.

623
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,875
It must be sweet.

624
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:10,541
Most importantly, wholesome.

625
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:11,666
Okay?

626
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:20,958
Don’t worry, Mr. Chan. We’ll act sweet.

627
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,875
And wholesome.

628
00:42:24,791 --> 00:42:25,958
One more condition.

629
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:27,625
Your channel must have

630
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:30,208
200,000 subscribers
before Valentine’s Day.

631
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,875
Otherwise, we won’t pay you.

632
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:36,666
But our number of subscribers
falls a little short of that.

633
00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:38,291
That’s your problem.

634
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:40,958
I’ll email you the contract later, okay?

635
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:42,166
Help.

636
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,041
What are you doing?

637
00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:48,750
I bought a chastity belt,

638
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:50,083
but I forgot the key.

639
00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:51,458
Do you have any tools?

640
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,458
I only have a hammer.

641
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:57,833
I’m scared. You do it.

642
00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:02,625
Harder.

643
00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:08,541
I'll find a locksmith then.

644
00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:13,250
Don’t use so many props in the video.

645
00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:16,333
Just sign the contract
and email it to me, okay?

646
00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:18,375
Sure. No problem at all, Mr. Chan.

647
00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:19,916
Nice meeting you.

648
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,583
Gosh. It's 200,000 subscribers.

649
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,041
If we can’t reach it, we’ll get nothing.

650
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,541
Let’s just sign it anyway.

651
00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,416
Don’t miss this opportunity.

652
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,666
We’ll figure out how to boost our views.

653
00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:42,083
Baby, how did you get stabbed?

654
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:43,791
I got robbed.

655
00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:45,583
Maybe I had too little cash,

656
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:48,041
so the robber got mad and stabbed me.

657
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,916
It must hurt so bad.

658
00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:50,875
Baby,

659
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,125
if...

660
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,916
Let's say

661
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,875
I was hiding something from you,

662
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,416
would you forgive me?

663
00:43:57,625 --> 00:44:00,000
Of course. You treat me so well.

664
00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,833
If I was hiding something from you,
would you forgive me?

665
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,333
Of course. You treat me so well.

666
00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:08,375
Otherwise, I’d be struck by lightning.

667
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,000
Hi.

668
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,708
You want to stab me once more?

669
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,791
I've come to kill you this time.

670
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,083
Go die.

671
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:30,291
Go die.

672
00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:32,708
What kind of mugger are you?
The killing kind?

673
00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:34,208
I’m his girlfriend.

674
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:35,583
No, I’m his girlfriend.

675
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,416
He lied to you. He’s a cheater.

676
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,375
Silly woman.

677
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:39,916
Go die.

678
00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:44,000
I said I was hiding something from you.

679
00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:45,333
This is the thing.

680
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,625
Will you forgive me?

681
00:44:46,708 --> 00:44:48,416
I absolutely won’t forgive you.

682
00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:56,708
Carry on. Don’t mind me.

683
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:59,458
It's better if you get his artery though.

684
00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,833
If he makes it, we have to work overtime.

685
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,083
It’s exhausting.

686
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:04,625
Go on. Keep stabbing.

687
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:09,791
By the way, we have more security guards
because of the Chinese New Year.

688
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,375
Watch out when you go.

689
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:12,500
Don’t get caught.

690
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,833
Otherwise, you’re finished.

691
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:21,000
If I were you,
I won’t ruin my life for a scum like him.

692
00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:31,125
Why did you lie to me?

693
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:19,583
I never thought
that you’re into violent women.

694
00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:22,041
They’re not like that normally.

695
00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:25,333
Ching is a tough girl,

696
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:26,708
but she's very kind.

697
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,875
She wouldn’t even kill an ant.

698
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:32,416
Snow is gentle.

699
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,583
She never yells at me.

700
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:40,375
I never thought that women
could go nuts when they’re angry.

701
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,708
You don’t seem to understand them.

702
00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,375
I don't believe you understand
all your ten boyfriends.

703
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,875
I’m trying to.

704
00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:58,750
My fortune teller said

705
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,875
if I can get married before 30,

706
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,708
my life will be sorted.

707
00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:05,250
However, if I’m still not married at 30,

708
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,833
I'll be alone for the rest of my life.

709
00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:09,791
I’m already 27.

710
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,333
I only have three years left.

711
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,666
If I get to know them before dating
only to break up later,

712
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,125
it will be a waste of time.

713
00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:20,916
For your future,

714
00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:23,291
you’re doing a very reasonable thing.

715
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,583
Keeping ten guys must be tough.

716
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,416
I’m fair to each one of them.

717
00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:31,041
I spend every holiday season alone.

718
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,208
They don't need to fight about it.

719
00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:35,708
It's sad to spend the holidays alone.

720
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,958
Since I’ll be stuck
at the hospital for a while,

721
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,166
Ms. Chan,

722
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,333
I'll keep you company.

723
00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:46,416
You never know who's keeping whom company.

724
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,791
Eat your noodles.

725
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:57,666
Hey, I picked a comedy movie
on purpose to make you laugh,

726
00:47:57,916 --> 00:47:59,541
but why didn’t you even laugh?

727
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:01,416
I’m sorry.

728
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:05,500
I think it’s embarrassing to giggle,
so I always try to resist it.

729
00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:08,541
You need to express your emotions.

730
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:10,458
Try to laugh harder next time.

731
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,708
Shouldn’t you apologize?

732
00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:17,000
-I'm sorry.
-Didn’t your parents teach you manners?

733
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:18,541
I’m sorry.

734
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:19,708
You’re just mumbling.

735
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,291
Who can hear you?

736
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,833
Stop playing innocent.

737
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:25,875
I’m not buying it.

738
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:28,250
I don't hit women.

739
00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:30,083
-Whack him.
-You’re in luck.

740
00:48:30,166 --> 00:48:32,291
-Come on.
-Is it fun playing innocent?

741
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:39,958
Isn't it nice to laugh?

742
00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:41,708
Let’s go for another movie.

743
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,250
A scary one as screaming practice.

744
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,166
Sorry.

745
00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:54,666
I’m sorry. I have to...

746
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,875
Well done.
You can talk to him on the phone.

747
00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,166
Watch it online at home then, okay?

748
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,250
Scream if you’re scared.

749
00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:15,958
Mr. and Mrs. Dai,

750
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,250
may I ask what this is again?

751
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,583
We’re not related.

752
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:21,958
Call me Boss Dai.

753
00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:23,208
I ran a check on you.

754
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:25,541
You're a rental boyfriend.

755
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:28,916
A toyboy who sponges off women.

756
00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:33,333
Boss Dai, you must be mistaken.

757
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:36,625
It’s your daughter
who hired me to help her.

758
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,000
I didn't use her.

759
00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,375
Is she such an idiot?

760
00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,708
Will she pay for fake affection?

761
00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:44,083
You named her Silver
for that’s all you care about.

762
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:45,166
Do you know she's sad?

763
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,708
Why would she be sad?

764
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:48,416
She’s well-fed and clothed.

765
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,916
She can buy whatever she wants.

766
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,416
She’s the envy of everyone.

767
00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:54,083
-But...
-But what?

768
00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:55,791
She really is happier now.

769
00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:57,166
She smiles much more.

770
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:03,750
Sorry.

771
00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:09,125
Both of you
are too controlling with your daughter.

772
00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,458
That's why she has no self-confidence.

773
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,291
She doesn’t even dare to laugh.

774
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:15,583
She just wants to be normal.

775
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:17,125
That’s why she hires me

776
00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:18,875
to help her out.

777
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,000
How pitiful.

778
00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,208
Thank you for helping her.

779
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,125
Fine.

780
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:27,541
Carry on your good work,

781
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,750
but I’m paying instead.

782
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,500
Report to me daily.

783
00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:35,666
Don’t you dare to fancy her.

784
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:40,541
And don’t let any man fancy her.

785
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,583
Sorry.

786
00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:56,875
I won't betray her.

787
00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,625
What a stand-up guy.

788
00:50:58,708 --> 00:50:59,791
Where’s your office?

789
00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:02,291
-Can I have your number?
-How about 500 dollars more?

790
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,000
What’s up?

791
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,791
Let’s sneak off for afternoon tea.

792
00:51:15,291 --> 00:51:17,000
No, I’m exhausted.

793
00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,583
You look worried. What’s wrong?

794
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,666
I just bought groceries.

795
00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:23,083
I have to buy video games
for Wong Chung after this.

796
00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,708
You’re spoiling him.

797
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,583
Let him do it himself.

798
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,500
He’s racking his brain for our videos.

799
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,250
Don’t get me started.

800
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,791
They’re so boring and fake.

801
00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:35,750
Obviously, you’re not for each other.

802
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:37,750
You should ditch him now.

803
00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:41,333
At least you can save yourself
from faking on those videos.

804
00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:43,333
I feel embarrassed just by watching.

805
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:46,250
Making videos is our common interest.

806
00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:50,000
As for house chores,
I have time so I can do them.

807
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:51,958
It doesn’t matter.

808
00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:54,750
You always find excuses for him.

809
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,750
Do you want to meet after buying his game?

810
00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:59,583
No, I have to go home
and see what I can help.

811
00:51:59,708 --> 00:52:00,875
You’re hopeless.

812
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,166
Bye then.

813
00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:20,625
What the heck are you doing?

814
00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:23,541
I’m asking you. Answer me.

815
00:52:23,791 --> 00:52:25,625
Ask him. He asked me to come in.

816
00:52:26,041 --> 00:52:27,833
I wasn’t talking to you, wench.

817
00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:30,291
-I can explain this.
-What’s there to explain?

818
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,708
You’re sleeping with another woman.

819
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:34,041
No, listen to me.

820
00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,958
What? I know you like her.

821
00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:39,041
You said she’s hot
right when she moved in,

822
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,833
but I never thought
that you’d be cheating on me.

823
00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:43,750
-I’m sorry.
-Sorry for what?

824
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:45,250
I can only say I’m sorry

825
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:48,458
-because I finally tricked you.
-Yes.

826
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:52,291
See, this is what Zoe looks like
when she’s mad.

827
00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,583
We’ll go further
if there are more subscribers.

828
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:57,875
Please share it
so we can get more subscribers.

829
00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,875
-Bye.
-Bye.

830
00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:06,041
I'm going to do my assignment.

831
00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:06,958
Right.

832
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,416
-We’re just joking.
-You went too far.

833
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,250
How else can we get viewers?

834
00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:16,250
You could've told me earlier.

835
00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:18,833
It’s you who said
that real pranks work best.

836
00:53:18,916 --> 00:53:19,875
It’s different.

837
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:21,541
You got her in bed.

838
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,083
I didn’t do anything.

839
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,333
Trust me, okay?

840
00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:25,500
Trust you?

841
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,250
You love lying.

842
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,541
Why did you say that?

843
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,250
Do you remember what you promised me?

844
00:53:34,666 --> 00:53:37,833
You said you’d do something special
for me on special occasions.

845
00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,666
What have you done all these years?

846
00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:44,041
I did everything the first year,
but you didn’t seem excited.

847
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:45,833
I thought you didn’t like it.

848
00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,375
It wasn’t a problem before.

849
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,791
Now, it suddenly is.

850
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:51,166
So you admit
that you’ve done nothing for me

851
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,000
and fooled me all these years, right?

852
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,000
You’re unreasonable. I’m out of here.

853
00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:10,541
Why are you drinking coffee here?

854
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:12,083
Have you made up with Zoe?

855
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,500
How? She went totally ballistic.

856
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,333
Women are impossible.

857
00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:18,916
They’re so demanding.

858
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,041
Nothing pleases them.

859
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,416
At least you have a girl to please.

860
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:27,583
I have nobody to please.

861
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:30,250
Stay where you are.

862
00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:35,500
You really know nothing.

863
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,833
Women are tricky.

864
00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:39,625
You never know what they’re thinking.

865
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,833
You sound desperate.

866
00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:43,500
So you want to break up?

867
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,625
I didn't say that.

868
00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:47,333
I just need to vent.

869
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:48,916
Exactly.

870
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,166
Go make up with her.

871
00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:52,583
Make it okay as soon as possible.

872
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:55,500
How? She thinks she’s right
about everything.

873
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,375
Women are simple.

874
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,208
Be nice and they’ll forgive you.

875
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,500
Cook her a meal.

876
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,708
You always get takeouts.

877
00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:05,208
She’ll be happy if you cook.

878
00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:07,291
You’re right.

879
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:16,458
You owe me 36 dollars. I’ll make dinner.

880
00:55:17,541 --> 00:55:18,500
Chung,

881
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:19,916
hang in there.

882
00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:31,166
Coffee, please.

883
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:33,250
Are you getting coffee too?

884
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,458
Why didn’t you ask Chung to get it?

885
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,250
Well, he’s busy flirting with girls.

886
00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:40,416
Don’t say that.

887
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,333
He's just doing it for your channel.

888
00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:43,875
He’s not cheating on you.

889
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,791
Do you mean
business is more important than me?

890
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,041
It’s your business too.

891
00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:52,333
He cares about the business
because of you.

892
00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,625
Honestly, he’s very stressed.

893
00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:57,750
You can cut him some slack sometimes.

894
00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:00,583
Pong Kwong, how do you know he’s stressed?

895
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:03,958
Sorry.

896
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,208
It’s Kong.

897
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:07,833
He told me.

898
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:10,291
You mean he’s telling everyone
I’m bad to him?

899
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:12,041
He's just letting off steam.

900
00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:14,750
How dare he?

901
00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:16,166
Hey.

902
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,750
Did she pay?

903
00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:20,916
Hey.

904
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,250
Wong Chung.

905
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:27,583
Are you a man or not?

906
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,500
You keep bad-mouthing your girlfriend.

907
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,000
I was cooking noodles for you.

908
00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,458
How could I bad-mouth you?

909
00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:34,708
Kong told me.

910
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,833
It was just a chat.

911
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,166
You chatted with him too.

912
00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:40,583
I only do small talk with him.

913
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,458
Okay, so that was a small talk,

914
00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:46,000
but when I do it,
it's bad-mouthing you, right?

915
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,333
Don’t be so cheeky.

916
00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:50,958
Do you know
that all my friends told me this?

917
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,833
"You have no future with Wong Chung.

918
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:54,708
Ditch him and find someone new."

919
00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:57,791
I defended you every time.

920
00:56:58,416 --> 00:56:59,750
I said, "That’s not true.

921
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,416
Wong Chung is great.

922
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:02,916
He cares about me."

923
00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:05,333
I stood by you all these years,

924
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:07,833
but you've never appreciated me.

925
00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:28,083
Why don't you say something?

926
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:29,625
What do you want?

927
00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,458
Do whatever you want.

928
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:36,583
Okay.

929
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,458
Let’s break up.

930
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,291
Wait.

931
00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:44,833
Breaking up aside,

932
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:47,041
shoot the Valentine’s Day video first.

933
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:02,916
You can include your previous work here.

934
00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,750
Shirley, shall we swap seats?

935
00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:14,666
Okay.

936
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:27,541
Remember, don’t block the camera.

937
00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:30,750
Don’t worry. I’ve done a lot of practice.

938
00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:32,916
We’ll get it for sure.

939
00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:38,791
Who is auditioning?

940
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:41,125
He is. I’m his manager.

941
00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:43,708
Why don't you have a go too, gorgeous?

942
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:44,666
No way.

943
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:47,041
No one can go on her, including me.

944
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,125
Go on then, porky.

945
00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:52,625
Stop ogling.

946
00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:00,000
Come on in.

947
00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,416
Undress.

948
00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,708
Undress?

949
00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,333
Yes, for taking photos as a record.

950
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,000
Strip everything.

951
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,250
Underwear too?

952
00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:27,083
I can do it myself.

953
00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:29,583
Raise your arms.

954
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,041
Both arms.

955
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,041
It’s done.

956
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:50,375
It’s done?

957
00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:51,833
Get dressed.

958
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,333
No rehearsal at all?

959
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:58,041
No need. You’re in luck.

960
00:59:58,416 --> 00:59:59,833
The director will see you.

961
01:00:01,791 --> 01:00:02,958
The director will see me?

962
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,125
Porky, you’re a gem.

963
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:18,500
Your look, body build, and size

964
01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,250
are one of a kind.

965
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:21,666
I’ll make you a star.

966
01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:24,708
You’ll be the male lead in my movie,

967
01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,375
so you’ll undergo a series of training.

968
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:31,250
You need to learn French, Japanese, Hindi,

969
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:33,875
and most importantly, yoga.

970
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,208
The erotic kind.

971
01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:40,000
The movie will be an international hit.

972
01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:41,875
Great. When will you start shooting?

973
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,000
I can be on set during filming.

974
01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,916
Unfortunately,

975
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,125
our movie falls a little short of budget.

976
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:55,541
So I’d like to invite you both
to invest in this movie.

977
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:57,583
You'll be rich and famous

978
01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,208
and it'll be a win-win for us.

979
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,375
It’s not a lot.

980
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:03,708
Two million.

981
01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:05,416
-Two million?
-Two million?

982
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:09,000
If you’re short of money,
I can keep the memory card for you.

983
01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:14,708
Porky.

984
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:18,708
Your watch is quite special.

985
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:22,166
It’s from my mom.

986
01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:27,208
Are you filming us?

987
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:46,625
Don’t mess with me, you wench.

988
01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:55,833
Let’s go.

989
01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,208
I’ll drive.

990
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,375
Hold on to me.

991
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,458
It feels so amazing to be protected.

992
01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,791
Shirley went all out to save me.

993
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,625
I can see love finally.

994
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:18,791
Also,

995
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,583
I can touch love too.

996
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:43,833
Luckily, we ran fast enough.

997
01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,708
Luckily, I saved your materials.

998
01:02:57,708 --> 01:03:00,708
Luckily, I saved your nude photos too.

999
01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:05,625
Why don't you let me keep it?

1000
01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:08,208
Seriously?

1001
01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:09,625
I was just kidding.

1002
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,250
Do you have enough materials
for your thesis?

1003
01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:16,958
Yes.

1004
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:21,500
Is there anything else
I can help you with?

1005
01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:25,083
Not really. You helped me a lot.

1006
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:27,000
Thank you.

1007
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:44,291
-I’ll go back to my room.
-I’ll go back to my room.

1008
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,916
What’s the matter, Kong?

1009
01:04:34,125 --> 01:04:35,916
Drinking milk won’t help.

1010
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:39,916
Chung, you won’t understand.

1011
01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:42,583
You and Shirley are always together.

1012
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,000
I thought you made it.

1013
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,208
Chung,

1014
01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:49,000
I’ve been to her room

1015
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:50,791
and got on top of her...

1016
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,166
bed.

1017
01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:56,291
I held her hand

1018
01:04:56,708 --> 01:04:58,375
and put my arms around her.

1019
01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:00,416
We’ve even

1020
01:05:02,958 --> 01:05:04,541
had a wax play.

1021
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:06,750
And then?

1022
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:08,250
And then...

1023
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,333
And then nothing came after.

1024
01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:17,291
Does she know you like her?

1025
01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:20,208
I didn't tell her.

1026
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,541
How is she supposed to know then?

1027
01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:25,166
Silly boy,

1028
01:05:25,416 --> 01:05:27,375
we wouldn’t even be friends if I told her.

1029
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:30,208
Do you just want to be her friend?

1030
01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:34,125
That’d solve everything
if I just wanted friendship.

1031
01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,250
She’s a graduate student.

1032
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:38,708
I’m a food delivery guy.

1033
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:40,750
She’ll leave Hong Kong anyway

1034
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:42,458
and she has tons of suitors.

1035
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:44,708
Me?

1036
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:47,500
She wouldn't fall for me.

1037
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,083
Since you think she’s not into you,

1038
01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:58,125
what can you lose by telling her?

1039
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:01,875
I have nothing to lose.

1040
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:05,666
I’m just scared.

1041
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,041
Right.

1042
01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:08,416
Drink if you’re scared.

1043
01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:10,083
Drink more if you're still scared.

1044
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,875
If you do nothing,

1045
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:15,083
giving you a hundred chances
will all go to waste.

1046
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,375
Silly boy,

1047
01:06:18,750 --> 01:06:20,125
listen to me.

1048
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,833
Love isn’t an idea or a word.

1049
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:25,791
It’s an action.

1050
01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:27,708
Think it through.

1051
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:13,708
I should've tried harder to learn English.

1052
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:16,875
Now, I can’t understand a word.

1053
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,458
Kong.

1054
01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,625
Thank you so much for your help.

1055
01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,833
You’re a really great guy.

1056
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,666
Unfortunately, we met at the wrong time.

1057
01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:44,625
If we could spend more time together,

1058
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:47,875
we might be closer than we already were.

1059
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:51,250
I must go back to Australia.

1060
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,583
Take care.

1061
01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:56,833
Remember to stay kind and generous.

1062
01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:58,166
Some day,

1063
01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:01,791
you’ll find someone like me

1064
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:03,833
who’ll appreciate your inner beauty.

1065
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:05,416
Shirley.

1066
01:09:06,166 --> 01:09:07,166
PS.

1067
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,166
I couldn’t get hold of you
to take a photo with you,

1068
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:13,875
so I’ll take this plug on the wall with me

1069
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:17,375
as a souvenir of us.

1070
01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:23,375
Who told me to drink?

1071
01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:29,958
Wong Chung!

1072
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,625
-Hello.
-Hello.

1073
01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:33,333
We’re going out and about today.

1074
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:36,166
I came prepared. Look what I’m wearing.

1075
01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:38,833
A light and breathable
sportswear for couples.

1076
01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:40,458
It’s really comfy.

1077
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:41,875
Experts said

1078
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,541
creating memories with your better half

1079
01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,291
can strengthen your relationship.

1080
01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:48,666
So today, we’ll show you
an amazing Valentine’s Day activity.

1081
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,166
Let’s go.

1082
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:53,458
Hey.

1083
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,291
Take your own bag.

1084
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:16,083
That’s right.

1085
01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:17,791
We’re doing it in the wild today.

1086
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:18,875
Thrilling activities

1087
01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:21,083
can stimulate love hormones in the body

1088
01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:24,166
to release love molecules
and make you feel loved.

1089
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:27,083
Yes, the more thrilling the sweeter.

1090
01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:28,750
Wong Chung,

1091
01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:31,583
don’t forget to cover me later.

1092
01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:34,208
I’ll sacrifice my life to protect you.

1093
01:10:34,416 --> 01:10:35,500
Hey, watch out!

1094
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,458
Let me protect you. Go!

1095
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,000
You jerk.

1096
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:54,791
What kind of therapy is it?

1097
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,833
Actually, you’re almost good to go.

1098
01:10:59,041 --> 01:11:01,416
Take it as your graduation exam.

1099
01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,541
Let's see if you can release yourself.

1100
01:11:03,791 --> 01:11:06,791
Take mine as well.
I really don’t know how to shoot.

1101
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,333
That's perfect.

1102
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:10,833
Fear can release human potential.

1103
01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:12,041
Believe in yourself.

1104
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:13,541
Maybe you’ll beat all of them.

1105
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:16,416
No, I’m really scared.

1106
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:18,458
I got your back. Don’t worry.

1107
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,375
Let's go.

1108
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,541
I had two kills.

1109
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:46,833
I told you. You can do it.

1110
01:11:58,208 --> 01:11:59,208
Empty.

1111
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:17,291
That way.

1112
01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:28,541
Hey.

1113
01:13:49,416 --> 01:13:52,250
Guys, if death is inevitable in reality,

1114
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:55,166
have your lover kill you
rather than someone else.

1115
01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:57,958
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

1116
01:13:58,041 --> 01:13:58,916
Wong Chung!

1117
01:13:59,041 --> 01:13:59,875
What?

1118
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:01,458
Why did you shoot me?

1119
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:03,916
To make our love story unforgettable.

1120
01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:06,916
Let’s make it tragic.

1121
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:07,875
What do you mean?

1122
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:09,541
Hey.

1123
01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:12,250
-Don't move. Stay there.
-Help.

1124
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:30,333
I had so much fun today.

1125
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,958
Rental Boyfriend

1126
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,333
Order completed, pay 50,000 dollars

1127
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:44,416
Thank you for helping me all this time.

1128
01:14:51,541 --> 01:14:53,208
Order completed,
client paid 50,000 dollars

1129
01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:00,166
Decline

1130
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,083
Please take my service

1131
01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:05,666
as my blessing to you.

1132
01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:08,291
I hope you can find the love
that you long for.

1133
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,541
It’s me who came to you.

1134
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,375
You deserve the money.

1135
01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:17,416
I don’t want our relationship
to be transactional.

1136
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,041
Maybe we can be friends.

1137
01:16:05,916 --> 01:16:07,083
It’s your fault.

1138
01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:08,625
You just kept snapping.

1139
01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:11,083
Now you got us lost. Well done.

1140
01:16:11,208 --> 01:16:12,791
We can’t even find the way down.

1141
01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:16,333
We rarely come here
and the sunset was spectacular.

1142
01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,583
It'd be a waste to not take photos.

1143
01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,708
I can’t walk anymore. I’m tired.

1144
01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:23,375
Please don’t start it. I’m tired too.

1145
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,375
Let’s get us home sooner.

1146
01:16:25,458 --> 01:16:26,583
Come on.

1147
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:27,875
Stop, you punk.

1148
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,666
Give me your money and phones.

1149
01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:36,791
Wong Chung, do something.

1150
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:41,666
Hey, I’m talking to you.

1151
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,333
I am thinking.

1152
01:16:46,791 --> 01:16:49,375
Do you really hate talking to me now?

1153
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:55,875
We’ve been working and living together
every single day for seven years.

1154
01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:59,166
I don't always know what to talk about.

1155
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:02,791
If you don’t talk,
how do I know what you’re thinking?

1156
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:07,041
I’m sorry.

1157
01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:09,583
I did want to do something special.

1158
01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,833
I stopped not because
you didn’t seem to care.

1159
01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:14,916
It's just that
there are too many festivities.

1160
01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:17,875
New Year,
Chinese New Year, Valentine’s Day,

1161
01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:20,500
White Day, Easter, Dragon Boat Festival,
Tomb Sweeping Festival,

1162
01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:22,666
Mid-Autumn Festival, Halloween, Christmas,

1163
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,541
birthdays, anniversaries,

1164
01:17:25,958 --> 01:17:27,250
and the anniversary...

1165
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,208
of our first movie together.

1166
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:33,625
I can't possibly celebrate all of them.

1167
01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:37,166
I want to celebrate them with you

1168
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:41,041
just because I want
some shared memories with you.

1169
01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:46,000
Otherwise, all we do is just
edit videos, eat, and sleep.

1170
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:50,333
I never said I wanted
to celebrate every one of them.

1171
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:53,125
One special occasion a year

1172
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:55,041
isn’t too much, right?

1173
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,625
Once a year is doable, of course.

1174
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,416
I promise you.

1175
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:02,541
On every Valentine’s Day,
I’ll create some unique memories with you.

1176
01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:03,958
What do you think?

1177
01:18:06,416 --> 01:18:07,625
It’s passable.

1178
01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:10,375
How do I know if you’ll keep your word?

1179
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,208
If so, stop being mad and smile then.

1180
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,833
I can't see your face.
You have to laugh out loud.

1181
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:18,833
Shut up.

1182
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,208
Just get someone to untie us.

1183
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,041
The rope is so tight.

1184
01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,000
Who should I get?

1185
01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,375
Stop acting.

1186
01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:30,333
I know the photo snapping
and robbery are just setups.

1187
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:31,791
Where’s the camera?

1188
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,375
Is it rolling?

1189
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:36,583
You’ve overestimated me.

1190
01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:38,875
What?

1191
01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,666
This is real?

1192
01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:45,375
Looks like we have to scream.

1193
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:48,000
-Help!
-Help!

1194
01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:50,541
-Help!
-Help!

1195
01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:53,666
-Help!
-Anybody there?

1196
01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:02,208
Ms. Chan was right.

1197
01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,375
Deep down,
I thought you were not good enough.

1198
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:07,166
That's why I cheated on you.

1199
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:11,250
Snow,

1200
01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:13,166
please wake up.

1201
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,583
Wake up and whack me.

1202
01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:40,291
My little sister,

1203
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:43,208
who did this to you?

1204
01:19:44,291 --> 01:19:45,833
I’ll make him pay for sure.

1205
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:48,000
This way, boss.

1206
01:19:53,916 --> 01:19:54,916
I still remember

1207
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,833
how you fought alone with a machete

1208
01:19:57,791 --> 01:19:59,458
and made Nathan Road our turf.

1209
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,000
Who did this to you?

1210
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:05,041
Boss, I found out
that she has been dating this guy.

1211
01:20:08,666 --> 01:20:10,083
She must have been ditched.

1212
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:14,541
Being ditched can’t give her a coma.

1213
01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:17,958
I also found that
this nurse gave her a poisonous jab.

1214
01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:19,375
That's why she’s in a coma.

1215
01:20:20,791 --> 01:20:22,458
What a filthy couple.

1216
01:20:23,666 --> 01:20:24,541
Get her here.

1217
01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:25,458
Yes, boss.

1218
01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:27,208
Don’t move.

1219
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:41,750
Have you seen this guy before?

1220
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:47,625
No.

1221
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,291
Of course not.

1222
01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:56,750
Happy New Year.

1223
01:21:00,541 --> 01:21:01,666
Happy New Year.

1224
01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:09,541
Boss, he looks like Ms. Snow's boyfriend.

1225
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,166
Why didn’t you tell me earlier?

1226
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:12,708
Get them right now!

1227
01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:14,625
I’m here.

1228
01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,208
Let’s go.

1229
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,000
This way, boss.

1230
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:22,041
Let's go.

1231
01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:30,583
-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Happy Valentine's Day.

1232
01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:32,833
We’re in trouble. Let’s go.

1233
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:34,041
What’s wrong with you?

1234
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:36,791
Sorry, guys.

1235
01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:37,833
Let me borrow her.

1236
01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:39,541
-What's the matter?
-Just go.

1237
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:40,541
We’re screwed.

1238
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,666
It turns out Snow is a gangster leader.

1239
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:44,541
Her brother is looking for you.

1240
01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:45,750
You’re really screwed.

1241
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,000
Take some responsibility.

1242
01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:48,458
It’s you who put her in a coma.

1243
01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:50,708
What are you talking about?
I just gave her glucose.

1244
01:21:50,791 --> 01:21:53,333
-The doctor said she’ll be fine.
-I don't care.

1245
01:21:53,416 --> 01:21:55,166
Her brother wants to kill you.

1246
01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:56,833
I've got to go.

1247
01:22:02,416 --> 01:22:05,166
Does the gangster leader
look like Ma Dong-seok?

1248
01:22:08,416 --> 01:22:10,666
Raise both arms.

1249
01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,208
Like this.

1250
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:13,458
Give me a big smile.

1251
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,208
You need to reach higher.
It’s not high enough.

1252
01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:18,541
On your toes.

1253
01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:20,958
Okay, another shot.

1254
01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,000
Amazing.

1255
01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,166
You did very well.

1256
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,291
One more.

1257
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,083
Okay, next.

1258
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:30,208
Get in line, sir.

1259
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,833
That’s right. Get in line.

1260
01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:37,000
Okay. One, two, three.

1261
01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,625
You're so photogenic.

1262
01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,125
Snoopy looks tired.

1263
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,666
Snoopy needs a ten-minute break.

1264
01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,416
Stay here. He’ll be back.

1265
01:22:59,166 --> 01:23:00,916
You, don’t move.

1266
01:23:01,041 --> 01:23:02,458
Go. Come on.

1267
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,000
Jerome.

1268
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:26,375
Silver? I thought
you were meeting your boyfriend.

1269
01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,041
Did he stand you up?

1270
01:23:29,083 --> 01:23:31,125
I met him yesterday.

1271
01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:34,166
He’s very handsome and rich.

1272
01:23:34,666 --> 01:23:36,916
So what exactly happened?

1273
01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:41,333
I slapped him the moment I saw him.

1274
01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,458
I don't know why, but when I was with him,

1275
01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,916
I couldn’t say a word, like a mute.

1276
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,375
That’s impossible.

1277
01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:51,083
You’re perfectly normal with me now.

1278
01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:55,416
Right.

1279
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:58,583
I don't know why,
but I’m only normal when I’m with you.

1280
01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:04,250
It’s Valentine’s Day today.

1281
01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:05,875
Can you keep me company?

1282
01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:09,791
I'm not sure

1283
01:24:10,666 --> 01:24:13,541
because I’ve quit
being a rental boyfriend.

1284
01:24:15,541 --> 01:24:16,500
That’s perfect.

1285
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,250
I’m not going to pay you.

1286
01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:22,000
Because...

1287
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,541
I don't want our relationship
to be transactional.

1288
01:24:32,541 --> 01:24:33,541
But...

1289
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:36,625
I don't want us

1290
01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:39,375
to be friends only.

1291
01:24:45,166 --> 01:24:47,833
We have a balcony at home.

1292
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,208
Why did you take me all the way here

1293
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,833
to have this candlelight dinner thingy?

1294
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,250
It's so corny.

1295
01:24:54,750 --> 01:24:56,458
This house is up for rent.

1296
01:24:56,541 --> 01:25:00,000
I have to beg my agent friend
to let us have dinner here.

1297
01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:03,166
It’s corny,
but I’ve put in a lot of effort.

1298
01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:04,458
I made everything myself.

1299
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:07,208
It’s so windy here. My hair is a mess now.

1300
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:11,708
Also, who would put
a sunny-side up egg on a steak?

1301
01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:15,041
The egg is so raw.
You know I don’t eat raw eggs.

1302
01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:18,625
I don’t cook much. Please go easy on me.

1303
01:25:18,916 --> 01:25:20,083
I promise

1304
01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:21,750
that our future home

1305
01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:23,833
will have an even better sea view
than here, okay?

1306
01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:25,958
How can I clean such a big house?

1307
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,833
I prefer where we’re living.

1308
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:31,833
Didn’t you say you don’t eat raw eggs?

1309
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:33,625
But it’s you who cooked it.

1310
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,333
I have to try it.

1311
01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:39,250
I wonder how things are
with Kong and Shirley.

1312
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:40,833
Do you have a death wish, Wong Chung?

1313
01:25:40,916 --> 01:25:42,625
You should be thinking of me only.

1314
01:25:42,708 --> 01:25:45,708
He left Hong Kong
because of the booze I gave him.

1315
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,375
I wonder if he found Shirley.

1316
01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:49,666
You can call him if you want.

1317
01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:54,791
Hi.

1318
01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:56,125
Why is it you?

1319
01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:58,541
Kong is occupied right now.

1320
01:25:58,625 --> 01:26:00,583
Who is it? Give me.

1321
01:26:00,666 --> 01:26:01,583
Hi, Chung.

1322
01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:02,666
Pong Kwong.

1323
01:26:02,833 --> 01:26:04,416
What a perfect timing.

1324
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:07,333
Things are going well with you two.

1325
01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:08,416
Well,

1326
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:11,625
my master likes wax play
during a festive occasion.

1327
01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:13,375
Happy Valentine's Day.

1328
01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:15,041
We’re just rehearsing.

1329
01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:16,791
Rehearsing?

1330
01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:19,666
I can be your producer. Seriously.

1331
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:20,708
What did you say?

1332
01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:22,041
I was just kidding.

1333
01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:24,333
That’s a close call.

1334
01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:25,583
We’re lucky to get away.

1335
01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:27,708
Why am I here? I want to go home.

1336
01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,791
What is this place?

1337
01:26:30,083 --> 01:26:31,458
A drug rehabilitation center?

1338
01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:33,916
Every Valentine’s Day,

1339
01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,000
I used to give my girlfriends a surprise.

1340
01:26:36,416 --> 01:26:38,666
But this year, I lost them both,

1341
01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:41,166
so I brought you instead.

1342
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:42,750
I don’t want to waste it.

1343
01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:46,041
That’s so thoughtful. You're so smart.

1344
01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:46,958
Okay, let’s go.

1345
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:47,958
Wait up.

1346
01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:49,166
Sit back down.

1347
01:26:49,750 --> 01:26:50,958
Why?

1348
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,000
What?

1349
01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:55,958
It’s time.

1350
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:01,291
Why are there fireworks?

1351
01:27:06,791 --> 01:27:08,958
Fireworks! Let’s watch it together.

1352
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:32,583
It's so beautiful.

1353
01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:35,041
Happy Valentine's Day.

1354
01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:39,291
Fireworks on Valentine's Day?

1355
01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:41,041
No way. I organized it.

1356
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:42,833
It costs all my savings.

1357
01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:46,125
That’s tens of thousands of dollars.

1358
01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:48,833
You know what?

1359
01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:51,583
You’re the first guy
I’ve spent Valentine’s Day with.

1360
01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,041
It’s nice to spend it with someone.

1361
01:27:58,708 --> 01:27:59,958
If you don't mind,

1362
01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:02,333
I can spend it with you every year.

1363
01:28:05,041 --> 01:28:05,958
What?

1364
01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,625
You want to be my number 11?

1365
01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:10,708
What 11? I’m not a dum-dum.

1366
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:12,000
You broke up with that Snoopy.

1367
01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:13,291
That makes me number 10.

1368
01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,833
Do your math.

1369
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,708
We'll see.

1370
01:28:18,083 --> 01:28:19,958
It's so beautiful.

1371
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:30,875
I ordered one for you.
Come and eat with me.

1372
01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:37,166
I’m allergic to pork chop.

1373
01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:39,791
Bye.

1374
01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:45,166
I couldn't hold my laugh. Sorry.

1375
01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:49,500
Let’s do this again. You’ve forgotten.

1376
01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,083
You forgot to look at me.

1377
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,125
Was it too close?

1378
01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:08,416
No.

1379
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,458
Bring it on. Come on.

1380
01:30:09,541 --> 01:30:10,666
No.

1381
01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:12,500
No.

1382
01:30:12,625 --> 01:30:13,791
No.

1383
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:14,833
Whack her.

1384
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:16,166
Yes.

1385
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:18,041
One, two, three.

1386
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:20,083
Sorry.

1387
01:30:25,916 --> 01:30:27,375
Sorry. We need to run faster.

1388
01:30:39,916 --> 01:30:41,833
-Cut.
-Go.

1389
01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:46,791
Well, I guess I have to find a locksmith.

1390
01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:49,125
Darn it.

1391
01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:50,125
Come on.

1392
01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:56,583
Cut. The helmet is on the wrong side.

1393
01:30:58,166 --> 01:31:01,583
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1394
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:03,916
If there’s anything, you...

1395
01:31:06,458 --> 01:31:07,541
I finished my lines.

1396
01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:08,500
Cut.

1397
01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:12,083
Miss, I’m reading...

1398
01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:21,500
What are you doing?

1399
01:31:25,416 --> 01:31:29,083
My family says my boyfriend
must be of the same social rank.

1400
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,708
I forgot the lines.

1401
01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:36,833
I'm sorry, director.

1402
01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:42,500
You’re not going anywhere.

1403
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:46,208
I’ll punish you really hard tonight.

1404
01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:50,333
No, please let me go. I’ll do anything.

1405
01:31:50,541 --> 01:31:53,583
You’ll do anything? That’s perfect.

1406
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,458
No.

1407
01:31:56,166 --> 01:31:57,250
No.

1408
01:31:57,750 --> 01:32:00,000
No.