1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:23,041 A VAMPIRE IN THE FAMILY 4 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:26,958 Oh man, are we live? We're live! Oh, hey, my friends! 5 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:31,041 We are here. Welcome, everyone, to the podcast most watched by Brazil. 6 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:32,500 My name is Fernandinho Tramontina, 7 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:36,625 -and this is show is called… -The Ball is Yours, Fernandinho! 8 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,458 THE BALL IS YOURS, FERNANDINHO! 9 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,375 Hey, hey, Ameba! Ameba! 10 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:46,541 -The door's coming up. -Sorry about that, Fernandinho. 11 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:49,000 -Hey, Ameba, think this through. -Go ahead. 12 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,958 Anyway, let's keep it moving on. You can submit your questions to us. 13 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,833 Right, Ameba? Pass it to me here. We already have one here. 14 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,666 -A question from Batista. -Hey, Batista. 15 00:00:56,750 --> 00:01:02,541 "Claudionor, have you ever in your life missed an easy goal or thrown a match, 16 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,291 much like Fernandinho has? 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 I wanna be clear. 18 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:10,083 I have never in my entire life, never, ever thrown a single match. 19 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:14,041 What happened was a mosquito flew into my nose when I tried to score the goal. 20 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,208 Was it the championship final? Did I miss the goal and lose the championship? 21 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,750 Yes, that is what happened. Play the tape, Ameba. 22 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,791 I'll show them and I'll prove it. 23 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,541 -We can't do another-- -It's my show. 24 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,458 When you have your show, do what you want. 25 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:28,791 Ameba, please. This is the moment I have possession of the ball. 26 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:30,750 -That's some skill. -Good one. 27 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:31,708 I was taking over. 28 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,083 I was so fast. Just incredible. 29 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,666 I ran, ran with the ball, I was going… taking over… 30 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,208 Look, I tackled the goalkeeper here. 31 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,708 Here's the goal, and there's the kick. 32 00:01:39,791 --> 00:01:41,625 …sets off the bar and he misses! 33 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:44,291 Play it in slow motion. In slow motion you'll see it. 34 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:47,125 The exact moment a mosquito flew into my nose. 35 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,666 -Here, off to the side. -You can't see it. 36 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:55,041 Here is living proof that there's no way I betrayed Vasco. No way! 37 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,708 Why don't you give me a break, will you? 38 00:01:56,791 --> 00:01:59,625 You played for Flamengo the following year, man. 39 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,625 Ameba, I'm ready for the next question. 40 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:05,583 -Fernandinho, see you next show, huh? -When we're here, call me Mr. Fernando. 41 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:08,125 My bad, Mr. Fernandi-- Mr. Fernando. 42 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:11,500 Sweetheart, isn't Neymar coming? 43 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:14,333 You know, honey? Chicão didn't invite him. Can you believe it? 44 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:17,458 Fernandinho, you promised our daughter Neymar would be here. 45 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:21,875 -Everyone's waiting, sweetheart. -I know, honey, I'm so sorry. 46 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:24,583 She's already upset over the green banana biomass fudge. 47 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:27,958 -She won't even remember. -Won't she? That's all she talked about. 48 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,416 -Oh, but children forget. -Neymar isn't coming? 49 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,875 I wanted us to shoot a TikTok video. 50 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:36,791 You can shoot it with Daddy. You know, Daddy was a famous soccer player as well. 51 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,791 Dad, you're not famous anymore. Get over it. 52 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:42,916 A daughter's love is such a beautiful thing. 53 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,375 -Go after the other one. I got this one. -Okay, just let me brush my teeth. 54 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:50,500 Hi, sweetheart. 55 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,041 -How you feeling? -Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,000 Yeah? 57 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:56,375 Listen, it's almost dark already. 58 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,666 -They're waiting for you downstairs. -Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,500 You're not paying attention to what I'm saying, are you? 60 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:02,791 Uh-huh. 61 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,708 No matter what I say you'll just respond with "uh-huh"? 62 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:06,708 Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:09,333 Hey, Carol, come on. I'm being serious with you. 64 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,166 Come downstairs for a minute. 65 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,583 God, I don't want to, Dad. I don't like going to birthday parties. 66 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,416 -Especially ones with chuchu jelly rolls. -Oh, my God. 67 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,958 Thanks for the warning. 68 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,833 Hey……listen, 69 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:25,708 are you thinking you'll take that poster of the devil off the wall? 70 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,666 I told you before it's not the devil. 71 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,666 I'm asking because I miss when there was that Dora the Explorer poster up there. 72 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,250 That was ten years ago, wasn't it? 73 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:36,416 Anything is better than this beast with the horns. It's a very dark energy. 74 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,250 -Just from been up close, you can feel… -Dad… 75 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,833 That's Ravengoroki. He's a character from the anime Hayu Mokusha. A good guy. 76 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:43,791 -Relax. -Come on. 77 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:45,875 Just for five minutes? 78 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,083 -Please? -Okay, okay, I'll think about it. 79 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,750 Ok-k-k-k… 80 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,875 I'll be downstairs, okay? 81 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,416 A very dark energy. It's so negative. This side is warm. 82 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,416 I could be running a fever. I'll be waiting. 83 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,791 Stop it, don't play with that! Don't play with that! 84 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,958 That's mine. That was hard work. This is not a drum! Stop it! 85 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,958 For God's sake, going through my stuff. 86 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:14,791 -Don't touch my things! -Honey! 87 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,875 -Yes, honey. -Is Carol not joining us? 88 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,291 No, I told her to come down. 89 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:21,125 You know, at some point, I lost the connection with my daughter. 90 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,166 I don't know what I did wrong, what happened. 91 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,041 We're singing "Happy Birthday." 92 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:28,291 -Someone's at the door. -Answer it. I'm cutting the cake. 93 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,875 Ridiculous, this is not the time to get to a child's party. 94 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:33,208 It's dark outside. People do anything for free food. 95 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:34,625 It's outrageous. I can't-- 96 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:38,416 Heavy energy. 97 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:43,041 Wow, it's like a… Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,166 Strange. 99 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,083 Good evening. 100 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,291 Don't you remember me? 101 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,541 Oh, honestly… 102 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,666 I'm… I'm sorry. No, I don't. Sorry. 103 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,125 It's me, bro-in-law! 104 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,625 -Oh, Gregório! -It's me, man! 105 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,791 -Been so long! -We're on kissing terms? 106 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,833 Everything's good, yeah. 107 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,000 Won't you invite me in? 108 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,583 Oh, no… Yeah. Uh… well, of course. 109 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,666 Come in, Gregório. 110 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,166 Great. 111 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,375 The kiss was unnecessary. 112 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,166 There's Vanessa. 113 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,916 -In a second. -Okay, come on. 114 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,791 Gregório? Ah! 115 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,416 Little brother! 116 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,708 Oh my God, I just can't believe you're here! 117 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:36,791 -Oh, boy, me neither. -Jeez! 118 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:38,416 Wait! The cake can wait. 119 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,750 Listen, everyone. 120 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,750 The cake will have to wait. A special visitor has arrived. 121 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:46,083 I'd like you all to meet him. This is Gregório, my brother. 122 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:48,458 Little brother. But he is taller than me. 123 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,708 This is my brother-in-law, Gregório. 124 00:05:50,791 --> 00:05:54,000 He basically disappeared for five years. We never heard from him. 125 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,708 I bet there's a story behind falling off the face of the earth. 126 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,625 For sure. And we want to hear everything. 127 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,958 -I want to know everything. -Uncle Greg? 128 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,375 -Hi, Uncle! -Carol? Little Carol! 129 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,375 -I'm blown away, Carol. -I've missed you! 130 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:08,291 -Holy mo, you're big Carol, now. -No, it's little Carol. 131 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,500 -Good job there, Pop. You're gorgeous. -What the heck? 132 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,833 -Uncle! -Something's outta place. 133 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:13,791 Fernandinho, be a host. 134 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,208 -Offer him something to drink. -My backpack. 135 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:17,625 Yes, get his backpack. 136 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,000 -'Cause Greg is our guest. Right, honey? -Come on. 137 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,250 -I want to know everything. -I'll take this up. 138 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:25,125 -Where have you been? -This is so nice. 139 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,250 I'll tell you everything. So much has happened. 140 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,000 -Oh, dear Lord! Jeez, that's heavy! -What is it? 141 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,708 Is there a body in here? It's incredibly heavy! Hang on. 142 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:35,000 Hang on. 143 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,666 -Fernandinho, please. -Fernandinho… Stop. 144 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:39,625 Oh God, I think it's my hernia back again. 145 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,166 Oh, God, help me out. 146 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:45,000 It's not a matter of muscle, it's just… I got it, come on. Please! 147 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,333 There's always something. 148 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:48,083 -Ibiza is amazing. -Yeah. 149 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,708 I deejayed in so many clubs. 150 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,833 -So many clubs. -That's a good gig. Lots of work. 151 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:53,541 It's a sweet job. Good money. 152 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,416 Guess who I met there? 153 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,583 David Guetta. Really cool guy. 154 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,875 I love him. No way. Did you get a photo? 155 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:03,625 No, didn't take pictures. I hate pictures. Especially with me in them. 156 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:04,708 Ha! Why's that? 157 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,458 The police after you? Are you on the run? Are you a fugitive? 158 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:09,916 What are you doing, Fernandinho? 159 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,666 You don't even take selfies or anything? 160 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,583 -No. -You know, like this? 161 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,791 No, not even selfies. My phone's ancient. Doesn't have a camera. 162 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,250 That's the kind of phone a drug lord might use. 163 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,333 Fernandinho! 164 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:22,458 -What? -That's enough. There's a limit. 165 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:25,250 I'm joking. No, I'm joking, right? Bro-law? 166 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,208 That's pushing it kind of far, Fernandinho. 167 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:30,500 No, because I'm being honest here. Five years, he disappeared. 168 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,333 Not a word. Gone like a fart in the wind. We never heard from him. 169 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,208 -It's like he didn't exist. -Hmm. 170 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:37,750 He doesn't take pictures, has no social accounts, 171 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,208 and uses a phone that's prehistoric. Practically has a rotary. Chugga-chugga. 172 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:42,166 Chugga, you know? 173 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,958 -Anyone else find it strange? -Fernandinho. 174 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,750 We're having a pleasant conversation. 175 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,166 Now everyone feels awkward, right? It's just uncomfortable. 176 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:52,041 Hey, sis, please don't worry. He… He's right. 177 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,916 -He's right, yeah. -Thank you. 178 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,333 I'm very sorry. 179 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:58,333 I was traveling for a long, long time. I never called, never got in touch. 180 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:01,625 But that's what I wanted. I wanted to explore the world. 181 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,625 I wanted to roam free, with no one to answer to, 182 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,083 wanted this experience for myself. 183 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,125 I've always wanted to do that. 184 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:10,458 -Yeah, me too. I've dreamed of that. -Since when is this your dream? 185 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:13,375 My God, honey, let me dream. Is that okay? 186 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,041 What was your favorite country? 187 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,750 Romania, for sure. 188 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:19,500 -Oh, yeah, I bet. Weirdo. -Romania. I'd love to visit one day. 189 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,875 Can we see Romania, Dad? 190 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,458 Let's stick with Beto Carrero. 191 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:24,916 It's nearby, they've got the rides… 192 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,666 The roller coaster… 193 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:29,875 Who goes to Romania? 194 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:33,458 Do travel agents sell package deals for Romania? "Visit Romania!" 195 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:36,500 Tell me, you ever see a T-shirt that's like, "I love Romania"? Not me. 196 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:40,833 Here's the thing. Romania's the most beautiful country I've laid my eyes on. 197 00:08:40,916 --> 00:08:42,375 The best bars too. 198 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,375 And I'll tell you something else. 199 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:48,166 The girls in Romania are almost as pretty as the girls in Brazil. 200 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,250 Oh! 201 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,666 He's such a charmer. 202 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,708 He's always been this way. Ever since we were kids. 203 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,541 He's always been a Casanova. 204 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:59,541 Me too. I've always been a Casanova. 205 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,833 -I tell you, I used to-- -No. 206 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,833 -Not you. You were a scoundrel. -No! 207 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:08,041 Why is your brother a Casanova and I'm a scoundrel? I don't get it. 208 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,375 -Honey, are you hungry? Something to eat? -Is that chuchu? 209 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,833 -No, it's cheese. -Oh, it's cheese. I'll have some. 210 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,083 -Is it goat cheese? -It's tofu. 211 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:17,250 What's in my mouth? 212 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,333 -What do I… -No, wait, don't spit into the pool. 213 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,833 Please forgive him. I'm sorry. 214 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:24,208 -Tofu? -Yes, it's delicious. Anyone want any? 215 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:25,833 -Tofu sucks for real. -No, I love it. 216 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:26,958 -Delicious. -Yeah? 217 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:30,166 By the way, did I tell you? The trip completely changed me. 218 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,708 -No. -Yeah, now I'm vegan. 219 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:32,791 You're vegan now? 220 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:36,541 I'm vegan. I've realized animals have the right to live like we do. 221 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:37,500 Don't you think? 222 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,208 Ay. 223 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:41,208 -Sexy… -Look… 224 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:43,458 -Come on! That's bull! -What is it? 225 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,750 Listen, I'm getting a burger right now. Who wants a burger? 226 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:47,958 I'll have a burger. 227 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,458 -Who's in? Go to hell! -Amazing! You're vegan! 228 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:54,875 Sweetie, I'm curious. How long will your brother be staying? 229 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:57,208 Honey, come on, stop picking on him. 230 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,666 Oh, please. Why would I pick on him? 231 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:03,625 Why? Because Greg is kind, manly, adventurous, handsome… 232 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:07,375 I'm sure. But has he ever scored three goals in a final match 233 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,583 at a packed stadium? 234 00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:11,166 -Hmm, no, he hasn't. -He hasn't. 235 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,916 You are amazing too, baby. 236 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:18,375 But don't worry, honey. Greg is only staying a few days. 237 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,708 Until he finds an apartment, a studio, a house, something that'll work. 238 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,458 -It's not happening. -I know, I was just adjusting it. 239 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,291 Ah! 240 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,208 Honey, you won't even notice he's here. 241 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,958 You sure? 242 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,208 Uh… Uh, could you…? 243 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,500 Hey, I'm trying to watch this, all right? 244 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,000 Hey! 245 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,583 Bro-in-law, unfortunately, I can't let you use the car tonight. 246 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,208 What do you mean? It's my car! 247 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,375 Thanks! 248 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,916 Vanessa, grab your phone! Call me an Uber. 249 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,291 Ugh… 250 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:35,041 Hey, maybe that's a little bit too tight for you. 251 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:38,875 -Hey! -Nice, Dad! 252 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,375 And he goes right down the side, ready for… 253 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,708 Ha! Give it back! 254 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:55,291 Come here! It's time for a family pile! Everyone in the family pile! 255 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,625 Who are you looking for? 256 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:15,083 Oh, my God! You really spooked me, you know? 257 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,083 Who is it? 258 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,208 Come on, Michele. 259 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,125 Come on, Michele. It's me. You can see me. 260 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,875 Yeah, I can see you. 261 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:25,250 What I don't see is more child support for our daughter. 262 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,041 What are you talking about? Michele, for God's sake. 263 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,625 Come on, tell Carol I'm outside. 264 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,000 Keep your eyes open. You're gonna be served, hear me? 265 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,833 You can't fall behind on child support, pal. 266 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:37,583 Ah, nice. We've got a lot to say. 267 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,791 All right, first of all, I'm not behind on payments. 268 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,708 Every year she's telling that story. 269 00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,000 And, second, with all due respect, #EssentialWorkers, 270 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,208 #ForACleanCity, #MyWorkMyDignity, 271 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,958 this is none of your stinking business. 272 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:51,500 Fernandinho, tell the truth. You're dying to get back with me. 273 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:55,000 I'm dying for you to give back the ball autographed by Pelé. 274 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,708 -Funny you should mention it… -It's not yours. 275 00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,500 Is this what you want? 276 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,125 That's mine. That's my ball… 277 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,166 Increase the payments? It's yours once more. 278 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,958 I did that five times already! 279 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,583 Then do it once again! 280 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,791 What a shame! And she's a mother. 281 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,416 Lady, you can take your broom 282 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,916 and sweep someone else's dirty driveway. 283 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,958 -Honey! That's Daddy's little girl. -Uh, Dad, let's go. 284 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,750 She's so affectionate with me. 285 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:28,125 A new disease is leaving doctors in Rio puzzled. 286 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,791 Several people, mostly women, have reported 287 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:35,166 symptoms of lethargy and anemia, and are suffering from low blood volume. 288 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,875 Luci is one of them. 289 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:39,166 This young woman started behaving strangely. 290 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,958 We spoke to a relative who wishes to remain anonymous. 291 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:47,750 Everyone's very worried because Luci was a happy kid, you know? 292 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,916 -Now she's just so tired… -Hi, honey. 293 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,750 -Hello, honey. -You look lovely. 294 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,458 -Mm, thank you. -I was wondering what's for dinner. 295 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,916 -This here. Some vegan frozen food. -Yuck. 296 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,791 Okay. Mm-hmm. 297 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,458 -What? -Nothing else? That's all we have? 298 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,750 You know what, honey? They're not selling very well 299 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,291 and the freezer's full. 300 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,541 If we each have two or three, they'll be gone soon. 301 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,708 I see. 302 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:11,458 You know what, my love? This just crossed my mind. 303 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:14,833 I mean, it might be the name you picked. "Vainessa" might be bad. 304 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,708 I don't think so. It was Greg's idea. 305 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,875 -It's a beautiful name. -Oh, it was Greg's idea. 306 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,541 By the way, where's your brother? 307 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,708 He's sleeping. 308 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,958 Vanessa, reason with me here. Let's get this straight. 309 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,166 Your brother only eats and sleeps, yeah? 310 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,500 He sleeps all day, doesn't see the light of day. 311 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:32,125 I think he's allergic to the sun. And he doesn't help around the house. 312 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,375 Fernandinho, it's not Greg. You're the one who doesn't help out. 313 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,333 You'll help out tonight. You do the dishes. 314 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,625 -Good! Bye. -I don't wanna fight. 315 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:42,625 -I miss your touch. I'm very needy. -Me too. I'm needy. 316 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:43,625 Get over here. 317 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,666 What are you doing? What are you doing? 318 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,875 I want to put you here, like in the movies. 319 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:51,875 No! This is not a movie, because-- Wait. You threw my food on the ground? 320 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,166 -Clean this up. -But I-- 321 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,000 And tonight, you'll do the dishes! 322 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,250 -It's part of the game. -There's no game. 323 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,500 -There's no game at all. -Okay. 324 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,208 Ah, you're up! 325 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,625 Oh wow, you look great! 326 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:04,708 Thanks. 327 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,041 -Oh, he's looking good! -He looks great, right? 328 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,375 Is Uncle Greg looking good? 329 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,333 -Yeah. -I'm glad. All those clothes are mine. 330 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,500 -Really? They're yours? -They're mine. 331 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:15,791 And do they fit? 332 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,375 -See? -No. 333 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,041 -No, baby, they don't really fit. -Hey, come on. 334 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,916 -Yes, they do fit. -I'm sorry. 335 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,541 -I'll give them back. Washed and ironed. -No! 336 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,125 No need. They don't fit you anymore. 337 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,291 Yes, return them. I want them all back. 338 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,333 -Dad, that's embarrassing. Don't do that. -Yeah, Papa. For God's sake. 339 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:36,125 No! "For God's sake," my ass. I'm curious. Are the underwear mine? 340 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,333 -Fernando, relax. -I can't relax. 341 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,958 Don't worry, everything's cool. They won't leave this house. 342 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,083 Let's change the subject. I had an idea. Absolutely great idea. 343 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,000 -I wanted to do something. -What do you wanna do? 344 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,583 -Go on. -Family pile? 345 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,041 -No, I don't like it, seriously. -Family pile. 346 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,041 -Of course you do. -I don't like it, I don't-- 347 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:57,208 No! 348 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,166 Stop it! Stop it! 349 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,083 Ouch! Stop it! 350 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,041 Ouch, that hurts! It's hurting me! That hurts! 351 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,833 -I said it was a bad idea! That hurt! -Fernandinho! 352 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:10,416 -Don't overreact. -Killed the moment. 353 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,875 -I'm not kidding. -It's just a family thing. 354 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,958 I'm not exaggerating. I'm bleeding. 355 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,708 What the hell? What's wrong with you? 356 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,666 Guys, this is great. This has all been fun, but I have to go. 357 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,083 The night is calling. 358 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,875 -See you guys. -I guess you have cash to go out. 359 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,125 Yes, my sister gave it to me. 360 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,583 Hey, are you giving money to your brother? 361 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:36,791 -That'll be the food. Come on. -Please explain what he just said to me. 362 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,833 My money is going to your brother, is that what's going on? 363 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,625 Jesus. 364 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,958 I can tell personal hygiene is not his forte. 365 00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,333 Oh! Ugh. 366 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,875 Hey, is that the kid on the news? 367 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,708 Fernandinho! 368 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,541 -Hi… -Wrong door? 369 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,458 No, no, no, not at all. 370 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,708 Actually, I smelled something off in here. 371 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,666 Can you smell that? It's like a skunk corpse. 372 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,875 Seems like something must have died in here, huh? 373 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,791 Go ahead and take a whiff. 374 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,375 -Can't you smell that? -I don't smell anything. 375 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,041 You might want to have that checked out. 376 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,833 It smells so bad the hairs in my nose fell out. 377 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,916 Ugh! Did you take a good look around? 378 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,916 Don't you think something a bit strange is going on with this room? 379 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,833 Yes, now that you mentioned it. There's something wrong. 380 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,166 It's you! Snooping all through his things. 381 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,041 Fernandinho, you need to understand my brother has a dark side. 382 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,916 -A bit of a dark side. -Always like that. He likes the night. 383 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,375 -Mm-hmm. -Don't judge. 384 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,875 You should have more sympathy. 385 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,833 -I'm not judging. -Honey? 386 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:17,875 Get out! 387 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,750 Listen, just look what he did to my house. Let me show you. 388 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,875 Just please come. 389 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,916 He painted the windows black and boarded them up. 390 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,833 Out! 391 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,041 -Out! -That's so weird. Fine. 392 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,125 Look, just from being close you feel a negative… 393 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,958 Ha ha! 394 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,625 Hmm. 395 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,375 -Fernandinho, what's going on? -Dad! 396 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,458 -Honey? -Dad, what was that noise? 397 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,500 Hold on. Oh my God, there's a bat. 398 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,958 -Ouch, my sciatica! Jesus. -Jesus. 399 00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:01,208 A bat came right into the house. I'm trying to catch it. 400 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,416 -What? A bat in the house? -Yes. 401 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,583 -Is that all? -Listen to her. Yes, that was all. 402 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:09,083 -I'll try to catch it. -Honey, be very careful. 403 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,166 -Okay? Don't kill it. -I almost died here. 404 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:15,625 Yes, it helps with the natural flora. It's a living being that causes no harm. 405 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,125 Mom, can I stay to see the bat? 406 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,708 No, honey. It helps with the flora, but it does bite. Okay? 407 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,625 I'm about to bite someone. 408 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,875 Ouch. Jesus. 409 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,500 Where are you, goddam beast? 410 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,625 You wanna play with me now? What the hell? 411 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,041 I'll get you now! 412 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,208 Oh, man. 413 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,625 What the heck! 414 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,291 Jesus Christ! What the hell, man? 415 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,458 You scared me! 416 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,375 Are you just getting back? 417 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,291 Yeah, I had a tough night. 418 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,416 Huh. 419 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,375 Hmm. 420 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,166 What's that on your forehead? 421 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,750 -What, this? -Yeah, on your head, yeah. 422 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,750 No, no, nothing. I managed to hit my head on the garage door. 423 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:38,916 Hmm, I see. 424 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,416 Want some bread? 425 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,458 Okay. 426 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,333 Fine, don't eat it. 427 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:47,500 I'm just being nice. If you don't want it… It's my favorite. 428 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,750 Garlic bread. Here, smell. It's delicious. Look. 429 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,958 There's nothing else to eat. 430 00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:04,333 Fernandinho, I… I wanted to thank you for your hospitality. 431 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,041 I didn't know I'd be here for so long, here in your house. 432 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,375 These things happen. 433 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,708 You come for two days, but stay for two months. 434 00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:11,833 Super normal. 435 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,625 I also want to say that I really like you. 436 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,583 -You're my favorite brother-in-law. -I'm the only one. 437 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:19,500 That's right. Mm-hmm. 438 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,916 It's like the old saying goes. 439 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,458 "It takes a brother-in-law to--" 440 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,416 What were you saying? I didn't hear it. Say it again. 441 00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:38,583 No, nothing. I forgot. 442 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:41,000 Sorry, I forgot. 443 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,250 My brother-in-law is a vampire. 444 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,833 Fernandinho, tell me. Now you tell me the truth. 445 00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:49,625 Are you taking drugs again? 446 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:52,750 What are you saying? Ssh! I never did drugs in my life. 447 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:56,791 You were caught doping in the game against Botafogo in 2003. 448 00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:00,125 No, I had taken cough syrup for my throat. It was just syrup. 449 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,250 Fernandinho, I understand, I understand. 450 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,291 I'm going through a similar problem with my neighbor, Roberval. 451 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,416 Ah, is he a weed-smoking vampire? 452 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,500 -No, none of that. He's a ghost. -Really? 453 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,875 Actually, he's here right now with us. 454 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,375 Say hello. No reason to be shy. 455 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:18,166 Hey, Roberval! Nice to meet you, man! 456 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:20,333 -That's really funny. -Talk to him. 457 00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,166 -We're having a beer. -Make fun of me. 458 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,166 -Come on, Roberval. -Make fun of me. 459 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,666 I wanna see that confidence if the spirit appears before you. 460 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:29,875 -I believe you! -Huh! 461 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:33,375 My God! Don't sneak up on me like that. We were talking about ghosts! 462 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,666 You shouldn't eavesdrop. 463 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,916 -I'm a vampire expert. -No, thank you. 464 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,125 Okay, but listen. They don't go after their own blood. 465 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,083 That's great. 466 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,708 They can't be seen in mirrors or photographs. 467 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:44,916 -Everyone knows that. -There are two kinds. 468 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,958 The scouters prepare for the arrival of the second kind, the alpha vampires. 469 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,041 They're seductive and deceitful! 470 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,125 Whoever finds out always looks like an idiot. 471 00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:56,333 No one will believe you. Only the very, very, very stupid ones. 472 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:58,666 -Do you believe me? -Obviously. Why? 473 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,291 Never mind. 474 00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:02,916 Only the worst ones turn into bats. 475 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,041 Wait. 476 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:08,041 -I didn't tell you about that. -Fernandinho, I bet that I can help. 477 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,375 No touching, please. Thanks. 478 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,958 Ameba, maybe we should call an Uber. We're gonna lose him. 479 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,833 No, you can just track your car by using your GPS. 480 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,083 And hold on. 481 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,083 -This little thing's fast, okay? -Hmm. 482 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:49,875 What a joke, man. 483 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,500 Let's dance. Come on, let's go. 484 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,291 Huh? 485 00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:50,250 That's weird. 486 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,791 My bad! Not my thing. 487 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,500 Looking for someone. 488 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,041 What is it, you idiot? 489 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:50,958 Where are you? I got lost. You're the only one with the tracking app. 490 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:53,791 I can't talk now. I'll call you later. What the…? 491 00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:59,041 -Fernandinho! -Whoa! 492 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:00,458 Hi, Michele, how are you? 493 00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:01,541 -Hi! -What's up? 494 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,125 You can't afford to pay more child support, eh? 495 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,958 But a night out? Easy. 496 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,791 What are you doing here? Leave me alone. 497 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,083 -Tell me. Running away from your new wife? -Hmm? 498 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:12,250 It's none of your business. 499 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:20,541 Oh my God, he's hot! I'm going to dance. 500 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:22,458 -No, don't dance with that guy. No! -Why? 501 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,333 He's a professional con artist. It's a horrible story. Tell you later. 502 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,833 -The handsome dude? -Not handsome. 503 00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:28,541 -No! -He's had a lot done, I tell you. 504 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:31,250 -Let's go. I'll tell you later. -Stop! Fernandinho! 505 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,458 -I'll tell you later. -Stop! 506 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:34,250 Let me go. 507 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:36,291 -What the hell? -I'm sorry, let's go. 508 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:39,083 Are you insane? It's too late to be jealous. 509 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,875 No, I'm protecting my daughter's mother. 510 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,791 -Oh, stop. -Believe me, Michele. Go home. 511 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,708 For God's sake, I've paid for your ride already, okay? 512 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,500 That's new. Since when are you paying anything for me? 513 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:52,458 Okay, buddy, take her home safely. I'll give you five stars, okay? 514 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:55,208 -Bye, Michele, get some rest. Bye. -Okay, bye. 515 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:00,208 -What's up, Fernandinho! -God! 516 00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:03,083 I told you this baby was fast. Hey, was he here? 517 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,541 Ameba, figure out how to expel a vampire from the house. Hurry up. 518 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,875 Honestly, Fernandinho, it's best if he stays. 519 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,333 What? Have you lost your mind? 520 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:15,041 -I told you they don't attack relatives. -I'm not his family. My firstborn, Carol? 521 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,416 -She isn't his family either. -But you've been hosting him. 522 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,666 They respect that. 523 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:21,458 But if he leaves your house, then you'll be in danger. 524 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:25,583 Come on, man! I don't want Batman living in my house for the rest of my life. 525 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:30,000 The only way to expel a vampire is if everyone sees that he's a vampire. 526 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,875 -You have to expose him. -That's difficult. 527 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:36,666 Vanessa will never believe me. She's crazy about that brother of hers. 528 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,875 -Is there another way? -Yes, there is. 529 00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:40,041 Why didn't you say so? 530 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,625 -You have to wait for me to ask… -Just stab him in the heart with this. 531 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,291 Right in the heart. 532 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,708 Look at that, man! 533 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,458 What is it? 534 00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:00,666 Ameba, look at it. 535 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,541 How did he bring this coffin? 536 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:08,291 My God, now I understand why his backpack was unbelievably heavy. 537 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,000 He'd packed this foldable coffin with him. 538 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,208 Help me with this. 539 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,833 Careful. Carefully. 540 00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:16,041 There we go. There, there. 541 00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:17,375 God, it's so heavy. 542 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,291 Even asleep, he's handsome. 543 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,541 What the hell was that comment for? 544 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,333 -It slipped out. -Yeah, yeah, slipped out. 545 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:26,958 Pay attention. Gimme that. 546 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:30,583 -Hurry, the sun's about to set. -Yeah, watch the door. 547 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,750 Oh, man. 548 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,666 -No. I can't do it. -Because he's handsome, right? 549 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,000 Are you gonna continue with "He's handsome"? 550 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:44,291 -Why can't you? -Because he's Vanessa's brother, right? 551 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:46,833 He's my brother-in-law. Part of the family. 552 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:50,291 -And besides that, he's a human being. -Wake the hell up, Fernandinho! 553 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,333 Think of him as something you hate. 554 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,625 Well, I hate you right now for slapping me. 555 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,916 But I don't hate anyone or anything. 556 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,916 You have to remember he's been in your house for over two months. 557 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,083 He used your clothes, he drank all your booze. 558 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:06,666 Try and see him like the referee who ruled out that goal in 1997. 559 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,708 -Now you got me going. -It's working, right? 560 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:12,333 You should work in psychology. That was honestly crazy. 561 00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:15,000 -I'm pumped now. I'm angry! I'm angry! -Go on! 562 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,416 Let your anger go. 563 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:18,708 …three. 564 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,666 -Oh my God! -Let him go! 565 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,166 No! Please stop it! 566 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,291 Let him go! 567 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,041 What is it? What is it? 568 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,125 Are you okay, honey? 569 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:40,166 -Vanessa. -Huh? 570 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,375 We need to have a conversation. Hmm. 571 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:45,333 My love, I'm here for whatever you need. 572 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:47,208 -Have you gone mad? -You need help, Dad. 573 00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:49,750 -Ameba, help me out, please. -It's no use. 574 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:51,791 Ameba, is any of that true? 575 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:54,541 No, I didn't see, okay? But I believe in vampires and in him. 576 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:56,666 Oh, you believe everything anyway. 577 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:57,958 No, that's not true. 578 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:01,750 When your father says he didn't "intentionally" miss the goal, 579 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,833 I know it's a lie 'cause he clearly threw it. 580 00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:05,916 That's what you think of me, kid? 581 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,208 No one would miss that goal. The goal was free. A touch. 582 00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:11,583 I said a mosquito flew into my nose. I've said that for years. 583 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,291 -You're not a real Vasco fan. -I am! 584 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,958 Enough, both of you. 585 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,541 That was the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard in my life. 586 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,583 Give us a minute. 587 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:21,583 Admit it, you went out to party to have fun and flirt. 588 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:23,833 And you say my brother's a vampire? Come on! 589 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,166 Okay, I have proof. 590 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,250 Don't do that! It won't go the way you think. 591 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,666 Don't get involved. 592 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,500 -I wanna see it. -No, I'll show you now. 593 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,833 -Let me see. -This is what your brother was up to. 594 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,875 Look. There. Here. 595 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,416 What the hell is this? 596 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,416 A drunk woman gyrating up against the wall. 597 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,833 -Where's Uncle Greg? -Yes, a woman, but you'll see Greg-- 598 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:45,250 Greg is-- Oh, no. Oh, well… 599 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,500 But he was here. He was here. 600 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:50,458 Lenses and mirrors can't capture a vampire's image. 601 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:54,875 -They can't be filmed or tagged on posts. -But he was right there. 602 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,375 Hey, all right. Then can you answer this? 603 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,250 Why do we never see him during the day? 604 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,000 He's always sleeping. Answer it. 605 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,833 What? Can you not answer me 'cause a cat got your tongue? 606 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,458 You can't answer that question. 607 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:08,875 No problem, because I'm here to answer the question. 608 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:10,291 Because he'd die! 609 00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:15,500 Yes! That's because your brother's kind turns into ash when they go into the sun. 610 00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:19,416 That's why he always wakes up so late and doesn't join us by the pool. 611 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,916 Because he'd die if… 612 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,833 -Morning, family! -Good morning, Greg, how's it going… 613 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:26,541 Hee… Oh, hey. 614 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:28,833 How's my awesome bro-in-law? 615 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:31,791 I had a dream about you last night. You were worried, very worried. 616 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:35,291 But I took good care of you like only a brother-in-law knows. Right? 617 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,625 Guys, I think I'm not jet-lagged anymore. No more jet lag. I want-- 618 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,208 -Namaste, brother. -Namaste, my darling. 619 00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:45,375 I wanna enjoy the pool with the family, with Carol here, 620 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:46,916 and this kid too. 621 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,416 -Come, come. -It's such a beautiful day. 622 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,125 -We're so blessed. -But here's the thing about… 623 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,250 I'll go. 624 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,833 I just… Everything I was seeing here just… 625 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,750 Huh? There's nothing here for me. 626 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,791 Hey, why wouldn't a vampire die in the sun? 627 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,750 He should have died. 628 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,916 -That's so strange. -Very strange. 629 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:13,000 Maybe your brother-in-law is a mutant kind that evolved to be resistant to the sun. 630 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:16,250 Some of the vampire lineages can have different traits and powers. 631 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,208 -Why didn't you say so? -You didn't ask. 632 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:20,458 Do I have to ask for everything now? Jesus. 633 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,375 But I think Vanessa actually took that pretty well. 634 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:26,500 Hey, honey, look, I made these for you! 635 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:27,875 Want some zucchini? 636 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:29,833 -So, is it full of blood? -Hmm? 637 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,791 A vampire's sister is a vampire. 638 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,125 You should watch out. 639 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:42,625 -Yeah, she took it well. -Shut up. Jesus. 640 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:48,250 Uncle Greg, your nose is funny. 641 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:55,625 Ssh. 642 00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:07,041 Ouch. 643 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,833 -Hey. -Ah. 644 00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:29,083 Brother, I'm just so glad you're here with us. 645 00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:37,833 I think Fernandinho is feeling jealous. 646 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:44,125 Gratitude for this day-- 647 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,583 What's this? Everything fine, Carol? 648 00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:51,083 I'm actually not feeling all that well. I'm going to the bathroom. See you later. 649 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,708 Okay. 650 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:57,416 Ah, my cute niece. 651 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,333 Damn it. 652 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,541 Hello, Reinfildo. 653 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,083 So, is everything ready? 654 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,458 Yeah? 655 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:15,541 That's great. I found a great place. I'm sure he's gonna like it. 656 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:17,500 I'll see you very soon. 657 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,000 Oh, Ameba, I have to talk to you. 658 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:49,750 Listen here, you wanna get back with me? Just forget it. I found someone else. 659 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,000 What? Stop being an idiot. I broke up with you. 660 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:55,208 Carol, I know you were crazy about me. No point in denying-- 661 00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,916 Ssh! Forget about it. I don't want my father to know. 662 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,666 Actually, I don't want the world to know. 663 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:00,833 If I could go back in time, 664 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:03,416 I would go back and shoot myself in the face before kissing you. 665 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,500 Okay, if you went back in time and met yourself in the past, 666 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:07,833 you'd be creating a paradox-- 667 00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,833 Yeah, can you please shut your mouth, nerd? Listen. 668 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,750 I know Greg is a vampire. 669 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,333 We gotta tell everyone about this. 670 00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:18,791 Uh, try it. I couldn't even convince Vanessa. 671 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,833 Actually, I couldn't even convince you. 672 00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:22,958 Carol, no one convinces anyone that vampires exist. 673 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,333 I don't know. It's their power. You only find out by chance. 674 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:26,916 Then we have to call the police, right? 675 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,125 They won't believe us either. 676 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:29,875 What are you even doing with that? 677 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,625 I'm making a cross, 678 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,791 because crosses murder vampires! Ha-ha! 679 00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:35,375 Not necessarily. 680 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,833 Vampires and crosses are like cockroaches and mothballs. 681 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,541 They maybe just scare them off. The most important thing is faith. 682 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,500 -You're not much of a churchgoer. -What? You're nuts. 683 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:45,416 -I do go. -When was the last time? 684 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,750 My first communion. 685 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:50,208 Hey, no, that's enough, okay? I am a committed man of faith. 686 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:51,666 I've told you this before. 687 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:54,541 And in fact, so many of the goals I kicked were dedicated to Jesus. 688 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:57,208 When I made a goal, I'd say, "This is for You, Jesus." 689 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:58,916 All right. Pray the Rosary. 690 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:02,875 The Ros--? Is that a real prayer? 691 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,375 -Yeah. -Really? 692 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,416 We can't hide here forever. 693 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,375 We need to do something to make Greg get out of the house. 694 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:10,916 We need an actual miracle, sweetie. 695 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,750 -Dad! -Ah, sweetie, what the hell! 696 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,291 Uncle Greg is saying goodbye. 697 00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:18,291 A man of faith. 698 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:21,750 -Kisses. Love you. -Still running the taxi meter. 699 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,333 Bye, love you. Oh, don't forget your jacket, Greg. 700 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:25,791 -I got it. -Jacket? 701 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,166 -Are you his grandma now? -Fernandinho. 702 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,750 Just making a joke. Having fun. It's fine. Sorry. 703 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,708 Greg, text me your number and address. 704 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,916 Wherever you settle down, we want to come visit you. 705 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,916 Speak for yourself. 706 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,125 Okay, I'll text them to you. 707 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:41,083 -Kiss, kiss. -Bye! 708 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,708 -Our doors will always be open. -Not true. They'll be locked tight. 709 00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:48,000 What? Nothing. Bye! Hey, just making a little joke. 710 00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:49,875 I already miss him. 711 00:38:51,291 --> 00:38:52,666 I miss Greg already. 712 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,833 -Not me. Good night, my love, good night. -Huh? 713 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,125 I hope he never comes back. 714 00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,291 -We got rid of him! -We really did it! 715 00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,666 Are you serious, guys? 716 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,958 Carol, what's the matter? Hey, don't be like that? 717 00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:09,208 Ooh, my bad. 718 00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:10,791 You're ridiculous. 719 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:13,958 A vampire is on the loose in the city and you won't do anything? 720 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:17,500 Okay, honey, I wanted your Uncle Greg to leave the house and he's gone. 721 00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:20,250 I did it to protect my family. That's what I have to do. 722 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,791 You're being a coward. 723 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:23,541 No. 724 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,833 I put my family before everything. That's what I have to do. 725 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:29,250 Like when you threw the match against Flamengo? 726 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,250 Is that what you think of your father? 727 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,916 Who can really say when you kicked that ball 728 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,875 you didn't put "family" before everything then? 729 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:42,250 I really thought my daughter would know me better than that. 730 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,708 Dad, you know I love you. 731 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,125 But love is more than admiration. 732 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:50,083 I can't admire someone who's constantly taking the easy way out. 733 00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:53,208 Okay, I did what I had to do, okay? 734 00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:55,583 And you're wrong. 735 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:58,291 If I do miss what we had before, 736 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:01,541 maybe I'll get over it. 737 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,291 VAMPIRES 738 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:25,458 Good morning, my darlings! 739 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,625 I love it when you guys ignore me. 740 00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:29,208 Hey, sweetie. Hey. 741 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:30,708 You fine? 742 00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:32,666 -Mm-hmm. -I'll just take some cookies. 743 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,041 Hmm? 744 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,750 -Hey, where is everyone? -They mentioned they'd be late. 745 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:40,916 Ah, no one has any consideration for anyone else now, huh? 746 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,708 -I'm sure they're on their way. -What are you watching? 747 00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:47,458 A Polish movie about the personal journey of an immigrant vampire 748 00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:48,916 who finds love in unusual places. 749 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,541 That sounds super interesting, Ameba. 750 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,000 What's going on? Hey! What's going on? Hmm? 751 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,458 Why is this… What's going on? 752 00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:09,041 What-- Ah! 753 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,041 Oh, you're here. 754 00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:14,750 A round of applause for your shameless behavior. 755 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:19,500 It's plain to see you two were indulging yourselves. Disgraceful. I can see it. 756 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,500 I wouldn't have guessed, Claudionor, you of all people. 757 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,333 As we had agreed, I am here. 758 00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,916 We were shooting a teaser. You were gonna come in early. 759 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,458 -We had a plan. -You'd better do it on your own. 760 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:31,875 You're the star of this show, right? 761 00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:34,750 Yeah, you can do it alone, Fernando. 762 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,416 Yes, I'm the star of this show. I'm the star of the show. 763 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,375 Maracanã's packed, everyone's screaming my name, 764 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:42,000 a star in the age of television, before all the little screens… 765 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:45,625 Get what I'm saying? Yes, I'm a star, but the three of us host the show, okay? 766 00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:48,541 I do too much already. I don't need you riding my coattails. 767 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,708 -Let me be clear. -What, you're scolding us? 768 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:53,500 That's… psychological harassment. 769 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:55,875 -You got really close to me. -We can sue you, okay? 770 00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:59,083 Harassment? What are you talking about? What? 771 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:02,000 Oh, I understand. I can tell you two are up to no good. 772 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,958 And your vibes are just awful, you pair of leeches. 773 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,500 You want my blood, but you won't get a drop. 774 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:10,250 -I only want what's fair, understand? -Fer… Fernandinho. 775 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,666 -What on earth is wrong? -Come here. 776 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,541 Are you also gonna be suing me? Give me a minute, guys. 777 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:18,500 We're not done talking about this though. Simply unbelievable. 778 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,875 -What is it? What do you want? -Take a look at the video. 779 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:24,541 Are you buying more apps on my cell phone without permission? 780 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,375 Oh my gosh. 781 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,833 I see. 782 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:33,583 Hey, guys, I was thinking, and you're right. 783 00:42:33,666 --> 00:42:35,458 I do cross the line sometimes. 784 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:39,291 I mean, people need boundaries. Boundaries! Am I right? 785 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,875 No, you can't do the show by yourself. We'll help. 786 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:43,750 Yes, let's make a show together. 787 00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:46,333 Maybe another time. The battery is almost dead. 788 00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:49,000 Death? You're bringing up death? Why would you bring up death? 789 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:51,125 -Hey, listen. Just go home. -True. 790 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:53,833 Get some rest. It's better to be well rested. 791 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:58,208 Here's an idea. Why don't you go talk to Roberval, your ghost neighbor? 792 00:42:58,291 --> 00:43:01,166 -A ghost isn't real. -It's not real. It's not real. 793 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:02,333 Go be with your wife. 794 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:05,041 I imagine she misses you and she wants to have a little snuggle. 795 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,875 -Go. You can go. -Let's do it. 796 00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,583 So please get some good rest. 797 00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:11,166 That's right. You need some rest. 798 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:13,166 -Totally lost it. -Me too. 799 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:16,416 Listen, man, let me tell you something. 800 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,333 -Let's put the show on hold for now. -I agree. 801 00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:20,791 Yeah, no problem. Just close the garage door 802 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:22,000 and you can weld it shut. 803 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:24,500 -Keep everyone out, okay my friend? -I got this. 804 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:25,916 I'm going to my house. 805 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,541 Fernandinho? 806 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:38,125 Oh my God! What are you? Some sort of bat? 807 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:39,791 I'm not a bat. Are you okay? 808 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,708 I am. Not sure about you. 809 00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:43,416 My love, what are you doing here? 810 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,750 I live here. 811 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:47,083 Fernandinho, did you forget your appointment? 812 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:50,333 Oh, no, tonight's not good, honey. I'm very worried, very nervous. 813 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:52,416 Congrats, but I can't do it tonight. 814 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,125 That's not what I'm talking about. Read this letter. 815 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,333 Letter? 816 00:43:57,041 --> 00:44:00,125 Okay. The hearing with Michele! My God! 817 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:07,625 Hey. 818 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,916 Homero. How's it going? 819 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,041 Apologies for being late. I was just delayed a bit. 820 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,083 I'm just having a bad day. 821 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,750 Please don't worry. Just relax. 822 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:21,583 Okay, so your ex-wife has been waiting in my office for over an hour. 823 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,916 So you better take it easy. 824 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,208 Yeah, I'll try. We're fine, right? We're cool? I'll relax. 825 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,958 -I can do this. Let's go. Excuse me. -Sure. 826 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:32,333 Michele, look who's here. 827 00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:33,958 Hey, Michele. How are you? 828 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:37,000 Oh, I'm great, Fernandinho. 829 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,541 She's great. 830 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,958 Tell me, did… did you go back to the club after I left? 831 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:46,750 Clearly… that's none of your concern. 832 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:50,833 Well, Fernando. I've read through the file. 833 00:44:50,916 --> 00:44:53,583 That's right. I also talked to Michele's lawyer. 834 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:57,041 We both think we should be able to reach an understanding. 835 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,083 -I concur. -I disagree. 836 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:01,166 I really think we should reschedule this. 837 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:02,833 -What do you say? -Now! 838 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:06,875 Michele, you've taken every possession that I own. I've absolutely nothing left. 839 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,083 I disagree. 840 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,958 There's still much, much more, my love. 841 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,750 -Look at her teeth! -Listen to me one moment, listen. 842 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,916 In these cases… Listen, Fernando. …the best possible outcome 843 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,375 is try to reach an agreement without a third-party mediator stepping in. 844 00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:23,208 Understand? In this case, me. 845 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,375 Also, remember that everything can and should be discussed. 846 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,125 -Okay. -Relax. I'll leave you two alone. 847 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:30,541 Hell no! No! Don't you leave. No, please stay. 848 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:32,708 -Don't go. -Why not? What's wrong? 849 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,958 Because… It's just… 850 00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:37,375 Uh, my ex-wife is a vampire out on the hunt. 851 00:45:37,458 --> 00:45:40,625 Fernando, every ex-husband has this story. 852 00:45:40,708 --> 00:45:44,458 No, no, no, I'm serious. Just take a peek at her fangs……See? 853 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,458 -She's a bloodthirsty vampire. -Fernando… 854 00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,875 You can't see her as your enemy, understand? 855 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:52,041 But someone you used to be in love with. 856 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:55,500 -Deep down, she doesn't mean you any harm. -Yes, she does. She does. 857 00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:57,833 She means many harms. Jesus! 858 00:45:57,916 --> 00:45:59,375 Fernando, will you be mature? 859 00:45:59,458 --> 00:46:01,541 I'm not letting you get out of this this time. 860 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:03,375 Okay? I'm locking the door. 861 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,000 No! For the love of God! 862 00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:07,625 Homero! Don't go! Homero! 863 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:10,708 Come back, Homero? 864 00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:12,416 Take it easy, Michele. 865 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,291 It's a calm day today. 866 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,333 Homero, open the door for God's sake! 867 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,458 Homero! Stay back. 868 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:29,041 Go ahead and talk. 869 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:30,708 Dialog is crucial. 870 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:37,416 No! Michele! 871 00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:49,416 Ooh! 872 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:57,375 Michele! 873 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,625 I'll pay more! I'll pay more child support, I'll raise it! 874 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:04,041 -But are you serious? -I am! I'm serious. 875 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,083 Yes, yes, my friend. 876 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:09,250 Give up a little. 877 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:11,250 You'll give me the house at the beach. 878 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:14,000 That's not fair. I bought the beach house after our divorce! 879 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:16,791 Fine, you can have it! It's yours! 880 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,916 I want a car. A new one. 881 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,500 And the pet shop. 882 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:22,750 An apartment and my daughter's name on the lease. 883 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:23,958 Oh, God! 884 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,583 How cheaply you let it all go. I won. 885 00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:29,208 I want everything you have. Everything! 886 00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:30,250 Everything! 887 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:32,166 All of it! All of it! 888 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,750 And I want justice! 889 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:35,833 Oh, you want justice? Here you go! 890 00:47:38,916 --> 00:47:39,750 Uh? 891 00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:14,250 Carol, answer the phone! For God's sake! 892 00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:15,750 Come on! Answer. 893 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:19,083 Hi, Dad. How's it going? 894 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:21,125 Hey, sweetie, where are you right now? 895 00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,166 I went to my Mom's house like you told me to. 896 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,875 No, for God's sake, get out of there! Sweetie, get out of there now! 897 00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:27,125 But why? 898 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:29,416 Uncle Greg! 899 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,541 Sweetheart? 900 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,375 Hello, Carol? Carol? 901 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:35,250 Hello, Carol. 902 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:37,041 What are you doing here at my Mom's? 903 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,291 It was the biggest coincidence in the world. 904 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,541 I was at a club and I ran into her. And we became friends. 905 00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:44,541 -You can't be for real. -I'm serious. 906 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:46,458 Why don't you come inside? We'll talk. 907 00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:49,166 No, I can't. My dad needs me at home. 908 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,000 And I'm already running a bit late. 909 00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:54,000 Did I tell you we're having a party on Halloween? I mean, not a party. 910 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:55,500 No, a ball. 911 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:58,833 -You could come in and help us. -No, I have to go. I can't. 912 00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:07,333 Get in the house. 913 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:11,541 Sweetheart, run! Carol! Run, Carol! Hurry up! 914 00:49:12,625 --> 00:49:15,875 Hurry up! Get in the car. Come quickly. Please get in the car! 915 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,500 -Come! Let's go! -Drive! Please, Dad! 916 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,166 Are you okay? Did he do anything to you? 917 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,583 I'm okay. Relax. 918 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,833 But how's Mom? 919 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,833 It's not looking good, sweetie, and I'm sorry. 920 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,916 But I promise I'll fix it. 921 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:44,291 Please trust me. I promise. 922 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,375 I also wanted to go ahead and tell you that 923 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:50,125 you were right, sweetie. I… I was an idiot. 924 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,916 I didn't listen to you, and now this thing is spreading. 925 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,916 We need to join forces and… 926 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,583 To save the family? 927 00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,041 No, honey. 928 00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:00,500 To do the right thing. 929 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,833 You're a much bigger person than me. 930 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:06,500 You're the best father ever. 931 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,791 -I love you. -I love you too. 932 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,458 But the problem is I don't know where to start. 933 00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:16,583 Okay, but first we need to make a plan. 934 00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:20,333 Let's talk to Ameba, because Uncle Greg said something about a party? 935 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,083 A party? 936 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,500 It's a ball. 937 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,541 With vampires. 938 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,625 Hey, boss. 939 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:37,166 Can you confirm that everything is correct for the delivery? 940 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:40,958 Party here is going to be awesome. 941 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,916 Amazing production value. 942 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:48,291 What is it going to be, huh? Graduation? Sweet 16? 943 00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:49,500 Oh, Jesus, Jesus. 944 00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:55,083 My bad. Memorial? 945 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:57,750 Of course, yeah. That's complicated. 946 00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:00,375 Oh, God, there's… another one. My God. 947 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,083 Jesus. 948 00:51:02,166 --> 00:51:03,500 Unlucky, boss. 949 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:07,083 Oh, it's cold. I… I'm shivering. 950 00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:08,833 Uh, my God! 951 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:12,458 Check it out. Apparently, Carol was right. 952 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:15,625 The vampires will have a party, and with good reason. 953 00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:18,583 Ullah Drax, a powerful Romanian businessman, is in Brazil. 954 00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:22,000 Everyone suspects that he's the real Count Dracula. 955 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:25,000 They suspect? Ullah Drax? Ullah Drax! 956 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:28,250 It's obvious this guy is Count Dracula. What's there to suspect? 957 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,625 It's obvious for us because we believe it. 958 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,833 People don't know any better. But he is… He is the vampire alpha. 959 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,916 Dad, if we kill Ullah Drax, all the others go back to normal. 960 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,166 And we could save Greg! 961 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:40,833 -Who said I want to save Greg? -What about Mom? 962 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,708 Don't ask me such difficult questions, sweetie. 963 00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:44,125 And Chicão and Claudionor! 964 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,166 And all the other people, Dad. 965 00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:48,791 I know, you're right. I'm sorry. I had the worst night. 966 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,250 I don't wanna see any vampires. 967 00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:54,958 Sweetheart, for the love of God! Don't bite Papa. Your Papa loves you! 968 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,166 -Bite Ameba! He's not family. -Don't come close! 969 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,291 Take the boy! 970 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:01,166 Don't overreact. You don't need to do all of that. She's just so cute! 971 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:05,083 -Cute? Tell that to my underwear. -It's uncalled-for, okay? 972 00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,291 -What's with the costume? -Ah! It's for Halloween. 973 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,750 The imported American holiday the kids love. 974 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:14,250 I'll confess, I'd prefer she be Curupira. A national hero, a creature of light. 975 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:18,083 But she wanted to dress up as a vampire, so she's gonna be a vampire. Let's change. 976 00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:20,083 -The party's tomorrow, sweetie. -Halloween? 977 00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,250 Tomorrow already? 978 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,875 Well, the plan is as follows. Sweetheart, let me ask you something. 979 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:27,291 What's that thing you like? "Codplace"? 980 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:28,833 -Cosplay. -Cosplay, exactly. 981 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:32,000 You could dress up as some vampires, yeah? 982 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,750 Yes, I can do that. It's possible. 983 00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:44,000 Tomorrow night, we'll all be disguised as vampires. 984 00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:47,166 That way Vanessa won't suspect anything, because it's Halloween. 985 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:53,416 In the meantime, we will take care of the equipment. 986 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,583 I'll make stakes. 987 00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,083 Ameba, you take care of the rest. 988 00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,708 -What rest? -The rest. 989 00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:05,791 Arrows, a crucifix, and holy water. 990 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,166 VAMPIRE SLAYING KIT 991 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:17,625 BONUS! CARVED CROSS 992 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:20,416 SAME-DAY DELIVERY BUY NOW 993 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,500 And I know where to take it. To the church. 994 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,416 Because we're gonna need a priest… 995 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,416 to bless everything, okay? 996 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,291 After that, we'll wait for the sun to set, 997 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:40,041 and we'll rendezvous… 998 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:41,750 here. 999 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,541 In our living room here at home. 1000 00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:54,416 -Fernandinho, you drew the whole house. -Shut up. Can you draw? 1001 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,416 Do you know the hard work it took me to do this? 1002 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,458 Tremendous hard work. I used two pens. 1003 00:53:58,541 --> 00:54:01,416 We'll strut around like it's just Halloween. 1004 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,750 "Oh, Halloween, it's happening. Such a fun holiday." 1005 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:06,666 I'll park the car far from the house. Notice how far. 1006 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,125 Genius. Genius! 1007 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:09,750 Ssh! Don't interrupt me. 1008 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:12,125 Then, we will move… 1009 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:14,458 …in the direction of the house of Michele. 1010 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:17,000 -When we get there… -We will kill Drax! 1011 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:19,083 Shut your mouth. That was my moment. 1012 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,541 We will kill… 1013 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:24,458 Ullah Drax. 1014 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:27,291 -Yeah! -Oh, such a nerd. 1015 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:44,041 -Hi, Dad. -Hi, sweetie. 1016 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:46,166 She ruined our whole thing. 1017 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,958 I love your costumes, guys. My love, you look amazing! 1018 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:51,166 Oh, that's great, honey. 1019 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,875 -You look just like Hebe. -No… Oh, man. 1020 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,375 -Aren't you coming? -No, I'm going with them. 1021 00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:59,291 I can't leave them alone. You know, teenagers. 1022 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:01,666 -Okay. -I'll see you later. 1023 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,125 -We want vegan candy. -Hebe? 1024 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,625 You need to keep up, Dad! 1025 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,458 I can't walk anywhere with this costume up my ass. 1026 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,916 Get a look at this guy! 1027 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,750 Dude, that's sick! 1028 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:25,791 Hey, dude, you really do make a convincing nun. 1029 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:27,625 No, this is not… 1030 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,291 -That's, like, really scary. -It's wild. 1031 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:34,958 Honey, did you have a worse costume that you could have given me or no? 1032 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,000 Dad, don't complain. 1033 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:05,625 Ameba, did you bring everything that we need? 1034 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:07,833 Yeah, right here. Balloons with holy water, 1035 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,291 a crucifix and stakes. 1036 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,916 -Good. -And the crossbow? 1037 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Oh boy. 1038 00:56:12,083 --> 00:56:13,666 How stupid can one person be? 1039 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,958 Well, well, well. 1040 00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:19,708 What a night for sipping some blood, right guys? 1041 00:56:20,291 --> 00:56:21,916 To exchange ideas… 1042 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,083 Not now? Okay. 1043 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,375 Stakes, the crucifix… Everything's blessed? 1044 00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:29,500 -Yes, everything here is ready. -Come on, hurry. 1045 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,666 Don't make the sign of the cross. Are you crazy? Trying to get caught? 1046 00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:52,791 -Ameba, please, don't screw this up. -Okay. 1047 00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:04,958 We have to avoid bumping into people that know us. 1048 00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:17,500 Holy crap! What has my mother done to her house? 1049 00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:19,541 I can't believe it! 1050 00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:23,583 I love your hair! 1051 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,583 -Oof! -I know. Mama didn't recognize you. 1052 00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,291 That is traumatizing. Daddy will pay for therapy. 1053 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,208 Listen here, we need to figure out where the big boss is. 1054 00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:36,416 -I don't see him anywhere. -Me neither. 1055 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:38,166 -I see it. -Who? 1056 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:39,666 Not "who," but "what." 1057 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,000 My ball with Pelé's autograph. 1058 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,250 I'm taking that ball home with me tonight. 1059 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,291 -Dad, I don't think this is the time-- -Ssh! 1060 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,208 That ball is very important to me. 1061 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:53,375 It's from when he played for Vasco. 1062 00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:55,000 Hey, Carol is right, man. 1063 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:56,708 I can't understand a word with this. 1064 00:57:56,791 --> 00:57:59,041 Carol's right. Not the time to worry about Pelé's ball. 1065 00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,583 Do you understand what you said? For God's sake, kid. 1066 00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:04,208 What do we do now? 1067 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:06,375 I think it's best to split up so we get a better view. 1068 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,458 Yes. Good idea, sweetie. Very smart. 1069 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:12,416 What part… What part of "split up" is confusing you? 1070 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,666 Oh, how's it going? 1071 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,958 I'm sorry. I don't have any change for you. 1072 00:58:30,041 --> 00:58:32,791 Ooh, I'm sorry. I guess that's a cyst back there. 1073 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,958 You can have that removed. Ooh! 1074 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:39,625 Hey, we asked if you'd like to have some blood. 1075 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,708 -Yes, that's okay. -Yeah, go on. 1076 00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:44,041 -Is it red? -All blood is red. 1077 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125 Yeah, I would be interested but… 1078 00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:49,500 Not tonight, because I'm on a very strict diet, 1079 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,458 due to a problem with my gallbladder. 1080 00:58:51,541 --> 00:58:54,625 What are you saying? I've never seen a vampire refuse blood. 1081 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,208 Uh, no it's just that… 1082 00:58:57,291 --> 00:58:59,541 Oh, we've got an audience now. 1083 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,208 No, okay, it's fine. I'll just start the diet on Monday. 1084 00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:03,166 Drink up. 1085 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,875 Yes, I'll drink up. I-- 1086 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:11,333 Uh, what is the vintage? Is it AB positive? 1087 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:16,833 Hmm, it's viscous. If you look carefully, it's viscous. 1088 00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:18,250 -It's not a problem. -Drink up. 1089 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,833 Yes, yes, I'll drink up. I… 1090 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:22,916 This vintage… 1091 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:32,958 Hmm. Hmm! 1092 00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:34,625 Very good. Wow, so good. 1093 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,000 Wow……ah! 1094 00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:41,958 Very good. Oh, boy, that's perfectly… …delicious. 1095 00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:44,750 It's got a very slight taste of hemoglobin. 1096 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,125 Is that what I'm tasting? 1097 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:49,333 And the aftertaste? Well, that is cholesterol. 1098 00:59:49,916 --> 00:59:51,208 It's very fine blood. 1099 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:54,166 But I'll just stick to having that one glass, my friend. 1100 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:56,958 You never know when you're leaving. 1101 00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:59,916 It went straight through me. I hadn't had any in a long time. 1102 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,750 Every single time this happens, I have to… 1103 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:04,083 If you'll excuse me. 1104 01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:07,500 You better get that checked. Excuse me, Mr. Speak-a-Lot. 1105 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:31,541 Hello. How are you? 1106 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,625 Hey. Very short. Little guy. 1107 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:36,125 Oh, Little Red Riding Hood, hello. 1108 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:38,458 Where are you going, handsome? 1109 01:00:38,541 --> 01:00:41,208 I was just walking around here. 1110 01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:43,166 -How are you? -Just fine. 1111 01:00:44,833 --> 01:00:47,791 -I love your outfit. -Ah, so glad you like it. 1112 01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:51,208 I bought it from an outlet store in Transylvania. Do you know Transylvania? 1113 01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:52,791 -I love it. -Ah. 1114 01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,416 -I'm from there. -You are? 1115 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,875 Holy crap, I'm spinning. 1116 01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,333 Bastard! 1117 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:02,500 Jesus, you really got me there. 1118 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:06,916 I like that jam. 1119 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:08,958 That… That's my jam right there. 1120 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,166 Silence! Silence, please. 1121 01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:48,833 -My guest has something to say. -Thank you, queen. 1122 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,958 Friends, I'd like a moment of your attention. 1123 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:53,583 Today is a very special day. 1124 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:58,958 We are celebrating having the honor of welcoming our great leader. 1125 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,291 Ullah Drax, 1126 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:04,541 better known as Count Dracula! 1127 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:08,333 Master! 1128 01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:09,625 Master. 1129 01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:20,000 Hey, look over here. 1130 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:21,916 My subjects. 1131 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:26,916 My friends. 1132 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:30,166 My loyal soldiers. 1133 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,416 This is a very important moment for every single one of us. 1134 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,541 The lands of the North with frigid nights 1135 01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:39,208 have been conquered. 1136 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:41,541 Half of the world is ours. 1137 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:44,291 But the sunny lands of the South, 1138 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,750 where it's warm… 1139 01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:50,375 We have only just begun our purpose on this plain. 1140 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:54,291 We still have much to do around here. 1141 01:02:54,375 --> 01:03:00,583 You are just the beginning of a great and glorious civilization, 1142 01:03:00,666 --> 01:03:04,958 of a brand-new race! 1143 01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:10,916 We must come to understand we have many enemies around us. 1144 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,416 None of us is safe from being attacked 1145 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:16,333 or from being killed by some mortal enemy. 1146 01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:20,416 But I assure you, as long as I survive, 1147 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,625 all of you will survive. 1148 01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,958 -Greg? -I'm here, master. 1149 01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:35,916 You were fundamental in this conquest. 1150 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,083 Without you, none of this would be possible. 1151 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,625 Thank you, master, thank you. 1152 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:42,958 I'm very happy with all your efforts. 1153 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,458 I have a surprise prepared for you. 1154 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:53,500 I know you could never bring yourself to transform your sister and your niece. 1155 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:57,416 I'm sorry. Wow, it's so dusty here. 1156 01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,541 How great. 1157 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:03,875 But I will not let you go forward and enjoy eternal life without them. 1158 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:05,833 Wow, it's so dusty here. 1159 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:08,708 Party for dust mites. I forgot my antihistamines. 1160 01:04:08,791 --> 01:04:09,958 Vanessa! 1161 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:12,958 Brother, your boss was insistent that we come here. 1162 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,875 Ah! He's right behind me. I'm a married woman. 1163 01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:18,666 Oh my God. That's close. Wow. 1164 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,833 You guys, what an amazing production. The party looks great! 1165 01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:26,166 Wait. Is that Michele? She looks different. 1166 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:28,666 What's that salad-eater doing in my house, huh? 1167 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:29,958 Here we go. 1168 01:04:30,041 --> 01:04:32,750 Just look at the pale witch. Right? So pale. 1169 01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:36,500 Did you get fillers? I mean, that face looks like a war zone. 1170 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:38,958 Uh, I look better, right? Hmm? 1171 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:40,958 Let's make a toast… 1172 01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:45,791 -Long live Drax! -…to conquering a new continent! 1173 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:47,041 Long live Drax! 1174 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,458 Long live Drax! 1175 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:51,291 -Long live! -Long live Drax! 1176 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:56,708 Long live Drax! 1177 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:03,541 -Long live Drax! -Long live Drax! 1178 01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:12,041 Long live! 1179 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:17,916 Ssh! 1180 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,291 Long live! 1181 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:55,541 -Oh, that's great. -What's going on? 1182 01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:57,958 I know what this is, Carol. You see, I know what this is. 1183 01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,041 It's indigestion. It's because he eats meat. 1184 01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:03,000 -It takes eight hours to digest. -We are the ones that'll be digested. 1185 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:05,916 -Vanessa! -Fernandinho? What are you doing here? 1186 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,750 Oh my love, I'm saving the world from an invasion of vampires! Understand? 1187 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:10,833 Again with this story? 1188 01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:13,250 It's not a story. I'm telling you. 1189 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 We should get out of here. 1190 01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:27,708 And who pray tell is this? 1191 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:31,166 -What is going on here, Ameba? -I don't know. 1192 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,083 -What is going on here? -I just asked that. 1193 01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:35,458 -Uncle Greg! -Oh, thank goodness, brother. 1194 01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:37,291 What's going on, Greg? 1195 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,958 Vanessa! 1196 01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:42,833 Stay, Vanessa. 1197 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,583 No one let our guests run away. 1198 01:06:47,541 --> 01:06:49,000 Or should I say… 1199 01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:52,000 our precious main course this evening? 1200 01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:54,791 Guys, I'm not getting very good energy from you here. 1201 01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:57,083 I'm not really enjoying this game. Count me out. 1202 01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:58,833 It's not a game, Vanessa. 1203 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,500 -Go! -Over here. 1204 01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:08,000 Hey, Ameba? 1205 01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:10,375 My cross is not working. I think it might be broken. 1206 01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:14,333 Hey, we have holy water! So much of it. 1207 01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:15,583 And it's very wet! 1208 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:18,666 -All water is wet! A stupid thing to say. -I didn't know what to say. 1209 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,666 -Bring them to me up here. -Oh, yeah? 1210 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,875 That's not holy water. I'd sense it from afar. 1211 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:27,166 Yeah? All right then, we'll see about that. Die! 1212 01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:29,708 -Die! -Die! 1213 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:31,125 Die! 1214 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,583 -Die! -Die! 1215 01:07:32,666 --> 01:07:35,708 -Sucker, die! -Ameba, why aren't they dying? 1216 01:07:35,791 --> 01:07:38,083 -They should be dying. -They should. 1217 01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:39,916 -Why aren't they? -I don't know! 1218 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,416 Bring those idiots to me. 1219 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,208 Run, Ameba! Run! 1220 01:07:52,541 --> 01:07:54,333 Dad, come on! 1221 01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:58,791 Hurry, and shut the door! 1222 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,416 -Hold it, Vanessa! -Let me out of here! 1223 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:06,458 -Please, hurry up and get something. -Go on, hit it now! 1224 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,333 What's happening, Fernandinho? 1225 01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:11,750 Really? You still don't understand? Seriously? 1226 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,708 -Dad was right. Uncle Greg is a vampire. -That's amazing. 1227 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:17,333 Stop it. Greg is vegan! He wouldn't drink blood. 1228 01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:21,250 He's not vegan, Vanessa! Stop with that. Your brother's an evil creature from hell. 1229 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,500 That's it. He's a bloodsucking vampire! 1230 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:26,583 You have to stop defending your brother for once in your life, Vanessa! 1231 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,916 He convinced me this whole time. Please help me here! 1232 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,666 -Oh, for God's sake. Hold this, sweetie. -Dad, we need to find a way out of here. 1233 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:40,125 Guys, the door won't hold for much longer. 1234 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:42,166 What can we do? We don't have weapons! 1235 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,416 -Yes, we do. -Where? 1236 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,541 They don't work, kiddo! Are you sure you had them blessed? 1237 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:48,583 -Of course, I went to a church! -Which church? 1238 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,666 It's not important. What are you talking about? 1239 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:54,375 It is important. It had to be a Roman Catholic Apostolic church. 1240 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:56,291 -With a priest. -Oh. 1241 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:58,583 -Keep blocking the door, okay? -I needed a priest? 1242 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,458 Which church was it? Please. 1243 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:04,166 Uh, I went to a cool church. It looked like a mall. "God is Great." 1244 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,333 "God is Great"? You didn't go to "God is Great." 1245 01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:08,583 It's Oliveira's. No way, he played with me. 1246 01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:11,833 -I went to one, but it was closed. -Listen, man, I'm not kidding. 1247 01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:13,750 Completely useless. I'll feed you to them. 1248 01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:15,750 -Get over here. Come here, you. -I'm sorry! 1249 01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:20,583 Ouch, Dad! We can't do this now. We need to find another way out. 1250 01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:23,666 -There's no other way out! -I know… I know what to do! 1251 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:26,625 The book says that if the arrows and water are not blessed, 1252 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:29,083 they could be anointed with the blood of a virgin. 1253 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:32,541 -Ah! Problem solved! -So we just need the blood of a virgin. 1254 01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:35,500 -Give me your hand. -Now is your time to save the world. 1255 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,250 Give me your hand. I'm sorry. I know you don't like blood. 1256 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:40,958 -Not Carol. No. -Now is not the time to be afraid. 1257 01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:44,083 -Uh, no, Dad, I… I'm not a virgin. -What?! 1258 01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,958 My daughter is not a virgin! 1259 01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:50,541 Not a big deal. We can talk about it when we get home. 1260 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,541 Honey, you're overreacting. 1261 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:54,166 Please, Dad. 1262 01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,125 -It was you. -No! 1263 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:59,750 -I know it was you. -We were never together. 1264 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,041 -Guys, listen. -What? 1265 01:10:01,875 --> 01:10:03,041 I'm a virgin, okay? 1266 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,500 -Wow, really? -Jesus. 1267 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,916 -He just said that… God, you're a virgin! -Seriously? 1268 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,416 You lied to me. You said you weren't a virgin. 1269 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:10,458 Only you can lie now? 1270 01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:13,375 -Never mind. You can use my blood. -Find a vein. 1271 01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,208 -Find a vein. -You moron! 1272 01:10:15,291 --> 01:10:18,000 It can only be the blood of a virgin, and it has to be a girl. 1273 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:19,500 -Men won't work. -That's right. 1274 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:21,000 I confessed for nothing! 1275 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:23,583 You exposed yourself when you didn't have to. I'll tell everyone. 1276 01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:25,750 -Be careful, dear. -We will die! 1277 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:27,000 -Ameba! -We'll die! 1278 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,708 Let's hug each other to die together. Except Ameba. 1279 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:31,875 -Wait! We've got it, you guys. -What? 1280 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:34,000 There is a virgin among us. 1281 01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:36,333 Monica! Duh. 1282 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,083 But I thought I was a Leo. 1283 01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:41,833 Ssh! No, I don't wanna hear a word from you. 1284 01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:42,833 Can you block the door? 1285 01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:45,500 -I'm trying! -Hold the door! 1286 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,416 Hmm. 1287 01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:56,000 Master… 1288 01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,583 I apologize for the commotion. 1289 01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:01,291 No apologies are necessary, Greg. 1290 01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:04,500 You've made everything a bit more fun here for us. 1291 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,791 Anyway, they'll all be dead soon enough. 1292 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:11,333 -But they're my family. -Previous! 1293 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,583 Now we are your family eternal, 1294 01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:18,208 Gregório. 1295 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,875 Ugh! 1296 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:24,666 -Does it hurt, sweetie? -Not at all. 1297 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,833 I'm so proud. My daughter's so brave! 1298 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,416 -Very brave. -Listen up, guys. Everyone behind me. 1299 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,708 Okay, Ameba, distribute the stakes to everyone. 1300 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:32,875 Let's go! 1301 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,250 -Come on. -Let's go. 1302 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,666 Be very careful! 1303 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,041 Stay behind me. Ameba, open the door. 1304 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:51,125 No one gonna stop me now! 1305 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,583 Get out of the way, vampires! 1306 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,333 -I'm trying, babe, hold on. -Go, honey. Hurry. 1307 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,583 -Go, Dad, hurry! -Go, Dad. 1308 01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:11,208 -Be careful! -Dad. 1309 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:12,875 Ameba! 1310 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:14,875 Oh, God! 1311 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:15,916 Ameba! 1312 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:17,666 No! 1313 01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:19,125 -Carol! -Go! 1314 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,833 -Are you okay? -Yes. 1315 01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:28,041 -Careful. -Go, Carol, nice. 1316 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,375 -We'll see you at home. -Go, go, go. 1317 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:44,791 When you get outside, you need to run, okay? 1318 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:47,541 My love, please protect little Monica. All right, sweetie? 1319 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,375 Ameba and I will take care of this. 1320 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,958 -It'll all be fine, I swear. -Okay. 1321 01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:53,291 -You're amazing. Hmm. -Yeah? 1322 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:55,833 -Better than your brother Greg? -Much better. 1323 01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:57,708 Take care. Be careful, Ameba! 1324 01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,541 Go, go, go. Come on, Ameba. 1325 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,916 Huh? 1326 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:06,541 -Did you miss me, bro-in-law? -No, Greg! Greg! 1327 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:11,750 You got Vanessa into this. 1328 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,375 She was safe, you idiot! 1329 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,208 -Wait up! -Come on, Mom! 1330 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,875 Wait, honey! Mom's wearing heels! 1331 01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:21,250 Hey, maybe we can use that van! 1332 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:24,125 Get into the van! 1333 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,916 Get in, Carol, get in! Come on, close it! 1334 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,208 -Where are the keys? -Hurry! Hurry! Vanessa! 1335 01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:31,625 Hurry up! Hurry up! 1336 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:39,125 -Who even is that? -That's my mom! 1337 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:41,625 -I never really liked your mother. -She kinda knew that. 1338 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:49,958 You were the one who brought all those vampires here! 1339 01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:52,333 What did my sister see in you, huh? 1340 01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:54,541 We obviously don't choose our in-laws. 1341 01:13:58,291 --> 01:14:01,083 -But we can take them out of the family. -We are family! 1342 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:04,375 No, a brother-in-law is not a relative! 1343 01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:07,750 -Fernandinho! -Get out of here, Ameba! 1344 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:23,750 Ha-ha-ha! 1345 01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,500 He's a Vasco fan to his bones. 1346 01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:30,500 This is for Vasco, boy! 1347 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:33,000 -Let's go, Mom! -I would but I don't have the keys! 1348 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:34,083 Start the car, Vanessa! 1349 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:37,458 -How? I don't have the keys! -Well, hot-wire the car! 1350 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:46,666 It's not the cross we're afraid of. 1351 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,208 But the faith that you give to the cross. 1352 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:53,041 However, faith alone 1353 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,875 may not be a sufficient defense. 1354 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:58,000 Ah, don't give me that. 1355 01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:01,083 You're afraid of coming anywhere near this cross. 1356 01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:04,083 That's true, but it's not necessary for me to come near you 1357 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,958 or to anyone, to be able to kill. 1358 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:11,833 Whoa, did you see that? 1359 01:15:11,916 --> 01:15:14,875 Is he a vampire or a Jedi? It's supernatural! 1360 01:15:22,291 --> 01:15:24,000 Jesus! Where did she-- 1361 01:15:30,041 --> 01:15:32,250 Look who's here. 1362 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:34,250 You clearly don't understand. 1363 01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:37,000 You can't resist us. 1364 01:15:37,958 --> 01:15:42,500 We will dominate the Southern provinces. It's only a matter of time. 1365 01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:44,083 Aah! 1366 01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:51,041 Now I'm really screwed. What a way to die. 1367 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:56,833 Killing you will be absolutely delicious. 1368 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,125 He turned into a bat. Oh my God. 1369 01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:27,500 Jesus! 1370 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,416 Ameba! 1371 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,583 Jesus! 1372 01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,125 For God's sake. 1373 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,083 It's your ball, Fernandinho! 1374 01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:11,083 Ugh! I swallowed a vampire! 1375 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:14,708 I swallowed a vampire. Ugh. 1376 01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:20,375 I think that was part of his ass. Ugh! 1377 01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:22,625 Man, that was your best goal! 1378 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:25,041 It's for Vasco, Ameba! Yeah! 1379 01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:28,083 Fernandinho, do you know where we are? 1380 01:18:28,166 --> 01:18:30,291 Oh! Homero! 1381 01:18:30,375 --> 01:18:32,791 Are you back to normal? Man. 1382 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,958 Come on, come on, sweetie. 1383 01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:37,958 Careful. Come here. 1384 01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:42,625 Anybody out there? 1385 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:45,041 Get me out of here! 1386 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,416 -Who locked me in here? -No, careful, Carol! 1387 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,791 Mom, is it you? 1388 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,666 What? 1389 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:55,041 -Ugh. -Hi. 1390 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:57,333 -Oh, they did it! -Yeah, thank God! 1391 01:18:57,416 --> 01:18:59,208 Mom, I'm so happy you're back! 1392 01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:00,416 I'm back from where? 1393 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,125 I'm confused. What am I doing here? 1394 01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:04,375 Yeah, really long story, but I'll tell you later. 1395 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,750 Here's what we'll do. I'll stop by your office, okay? 1396 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,375 Go ahead. The exit is over there. Go ahead. 1397 01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,291 -Man… What are you looking at? -Fernando? 1398 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:16,125 Hey! No way. Oh, boy. Hey. Oh, God. 1399 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:17,833 -What is this, Fernando? -Sorry? 1400 01:19:17,916 --> 01:19:19,625 -What are you doing here? -What am I… 1401 01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:20,666 I just… 1402 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,000 -Where are we? -You are… You… eh hey… 1403 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,000 -What are you doing? -Everything okay with you? 1404 01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:29,291 -Do you see the cross? -I like it. 1405 01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,791 You're all… Everything normal? 1406 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:34,250 Are you normal? Did you go back to normal? 1407 01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:37,083 I feel really strange, Fernando. God, I missed you. 1408 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:40,375 I missed you a lot. You know that I really care about you, right? 1409 01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:43,916 -You have a place here in my heart. -It's him. The same pain in my neck. 1410 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,458 I mean it, Fernando. You're the brother I never had. 1411 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:48,125 -That's too much. -Listen, I got to ask. 1412 01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:50,083 Can I crash at your house? I kind of messed up. 1413 01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:53,666 See the nightmare he makes my lie? Dozens of hotels and he stays in my house. 1414 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:57,375 -Thank God you're okay. I was so worried. -Oh, my love, I'm okay. 1415 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:59,291 -Uncle Greg! -Hey! 1416 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,333 It's so good to have you back, Greg. 1417 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:04,416 Will someone notice the vampire slayer here? 1418 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,250 I slew all the vampires! Let me make that very clear! 1419 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,708 Fernandinho, easy. Calm down. 1420 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,375 -I appreciate it. -All right, my love. 1421 01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,166 Hey, give me a kiss. No, no kisses. 1422 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:16,166 -Ah! My hero! -I'm a poodle now. 1423 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:19,500 It's so great to see you guys. I don't know why but I missed you so much. 1424 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:22,166 -There he goes again. -Family is everything. 1425 01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:23,416 -Come on. -Hey, Uncle Greg! 1426 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:24,625 Hey! 1427 01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:27,875 Who did all the tacky remodeling in my house? 1428 01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:29,750 -You did, Mom. -Exactly. 1429 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,583 Then who broke my window? 1430 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:36,208 That was me. I was busy saving the world… I don't have to explain myself. 1431 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:37,750 You know what I miss the most? 1432 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,333 I really miss it. 1433 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,958 -Family pile! -Oh, no! 1434 01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:46,166 We talked about this! No! 1435 01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,583 No! 1436 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,000 God, he tickled me! 1437 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,875 I hate family pile. Not again! 1438 01:21:00,541 --> 01:21:02,500 We're reaching the end of the show. 1439 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,333 But before we go, I would love it if you shared your thoughts 1440 01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:07,166 with the viewers watching us right now, 1441 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:09,166 who are so anxious for a message from Zico. 1442 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:10,083 Please, take it away. 1443 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,250 Fernandinho, it's been a pleasure to be here. 1444 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:17,041 I'd like to… uh, take this opportunity to say something important. 1445 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:20,791 You were accused of throwing a match and intentionally missing that goal. 1446 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,875 -And I mean, these things happen. -Yeah. 1447 01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:28,000 Right? I've witnessed your growth. I know you're a good man. 1448 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,541 People do always say that you threw that match 1449 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:33,500 and missed an easy goal, but you didn't. 1450 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:36,000 I trust you completely. Oh, and also, 1451 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:39,250 you were never a traitor, or what they say in the language of football. 1452 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:40,875 Keep going, man. 1453 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:44,250 So I just wanted to make my thoughts about you very clear. 1454 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:48,916 Zico! 1455 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:53,583 Man, I needed this. I was such a mess. They say I'm a traitor… 1456 01:21:53,666 --> 01:21:55,291 -It's all right. -…a backstabber. 1457 01:21:55,375 --> 01:21:57,083 -I'm not a traitor. -You're not a traitor. 1458 01:21:57,166 --> 01:21:58,333 I never was! 1459 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,125 Stop recording. 1460 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:05,541 Man, that was an amazing interview. Zico and me, right? 1461 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:09,125 -You look awful when you cry. -Yeah, you're a big crybaby. 1462 01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:11,291 That's not necessary, all right? 1463 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:12,625 Sorry, Mr. Fernando. 1464 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:14,125 You're calling me Mr. Fernando now? 1465 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:15,500 Carol asked me to. 1466 01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:18,416 Ooh! It's hot, it's hot, it's hot. Careful. 1467 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,375 -Look at what we have. -Is that meat? Sweetheart! 1468 01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:22,500 Oh yes, I made an exception. 1469 01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:23,625 You deserve it. 1470 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,875 -Get over here. -No, no need for that. 1471 01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:31,125 Okay, but we could try it at some point. Maybe in an hour? Yeah? No? 1472 01:22:32,541 --> 01:22:35,500 What a beautiful blouse that you're wearing! 1473 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:38,458 Yeah, only because I couldn't find my Ravengoroki T-shirt. 1474 01:22:38,541 --> 01:22:41,833 No kidding? I wonder where it went. 1475 01:22:45,458 --> 01:22:46,541 Welcome to the family. 1476 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,041 -Oh my God, that's cringe. -Thanks. 1477 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,250 What's the matter? 1478 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:52,625 You're doing the dishes, kiddo. 1479 01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:55,625 -My love, will you please get the door? -Hmm? 1480 01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:57,000 Right, yeah, you got it. 1481 01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,791 -Hey. -Father-in-law! 1482 01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:03,333 It's been forever. 1483 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:05,958 Do you think I could stay here for a few days? 1484 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,416 And Vanessa? How's my girl? 1485 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,500 Her family's all homeless. 1486 01:23:09,583 --> 01:23:11,083 Not bad, thank you. 1487 01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:15,500 Oh, yikes. 1488 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:18,125 That's new. 1489 01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:25,916 The weather in Rio de Janeiro… It's just not good for me. 1490 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,041 So cold! 1491 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:29,250 Come in. Be my guest! Don't be silly. 1492 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,875 Excuse me. I'm cold. 1493 01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:34,458 -Dad? -It's your father. 1494 01:23:34,541 --> 01:23:36,250 What a nice surprise! 1495 01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,000 Oh, awesome.