1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,044 [ambient street noise] 2 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:04,506 [♪ "One Margarita" by Casa Di, Steve Terrell & That Chick Angel playing] 3 00:00:04,506 --> 00:00:06,967 [speaker] If I was single, and it's cuffing season, 4 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:09,594 I would definitely try to slide in someone's DM 5 00:00:09,594 --> 00:00:13,181 or see if-if my friend has a friend. 6 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,599 Um... 7 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:17,352 Yeah, I'm not just gonna be by myself in cuffing season. [laughs] 8 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:20,063 Oh, cuffing season's hunting season, you know? 9 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:23,024 If, uh, you don't have a significant other already in place, 10 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,693 you go out hunting every weekend. 11 00:00:24,693 --> 00:00:26,861 ♪ Gimme one margarita, I'ma open my legs ♪ 12 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,364 ♪ Gimme two margaritas, I'ma give you some head ♪ 13 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:32,116 ♪ Gimme three margaritas I'ma put it in my puss ♪ 14 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,828 ♪ Gimme four margaritas I'ma put it in my tush ♪ 15 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:37,163 ♪ Gimme five margaritas, margaritas... ♪ 16 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,666 Thank you! 17 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,668 Um... [humming] 18 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:43,086 Ooh! Let's grab that table over there. 19 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,630 No, no, no, we're gonna stand at the bar and look sexy and approachable. 20 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,632 If men are gonna reject me, I'd much rather be seated. 21 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:49,134 - You know, set expectations. - Come on! 22 00:00:49,134 --> 00:00:50,427 Plus, this bitch loves to sit! 23 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:52,262 [Tamika] Great, a dark musty corner. 24 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:54,806 [Melissa Jackson] Sitting is very highly underrated. 25 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:56,641 - [Tamika] If they can see us. - [Melissa giggles] 26 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:57,851 Oh! Hey! 27 00:00:57,851 --> 00:01:00,729 Someone is making eyes at you from the bar. 28 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:03,481 - Oh, no thank you. No, no, no, no. - [Tamika and Allie laugh] 29 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:04,774 Do you even wanna meet someone? 30 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,153 Of course, I do, you know? 31 00:01:08,153 --> 00:01:09,988 Not only do I need to, like, forget about Rory, 32 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:11,698 but I need to move on from Alex. 33 00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:13,617 - Yes, you do. - Good. So, we know our goal. 34 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:14,993 Let us help you get there. 35 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:16,453 Okay, what you need to know about me 36 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:18,288 is that because of societal standards, 37 00:01:18,288 --> 00:01:20,165 I'm like... human cilantro. 38 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,834 Seriously! To some guys, I'm like soap, 39 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,419 and the ones that do want me, 40 00:01:24,419 --> 00:01:26,338 they're already up on somebody else's taco. 41 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:28,298 What about that guy that was flirting with you in class? 42 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:30,800 Oh, Carlos! Yes, yes, yes, yes, the fruit agent. 43 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,720 No! [laughs] I already did the work thing, 44 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,430 and it was a certifiable shit show. 45 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,932 But I met Lamar at work. 46 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:39,017 - Wait, why was he at Sephora? - [Tamika] Fashion week. 47 00:01:39,017 --> 00:01:42,437 When you're a makeup artist, you meet fine-ass models on the reg, 48 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,232 like all day, and, honey, they all check for me. 49 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:47,859 I hadn't really thought about Carlos like that. 50 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:50,278 - Well, have you tried him out? - What do you mean? 51 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,155 Oh, I audition all my conquests. 52 00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:55,992 I do a dry fantasy run, and if it becomes a wet fantasy run? 53 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,745 - [gasps] - [clicks] I make those dreams come true. 54 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:00,997 Okay, well, here's to making dreams come... 55 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,874 [all laughing] 56 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:05,502 [Allie] I'll send you an app to set the mood. Thank me later. 57 00:02:05,502 --> 00:02:07,337 ♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme a beat! ♪ 58 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:11,967 [Melissa] Okay, Allie, let's see what your app can do. 59 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:14,761 [crowd applause on app] 60 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,973 [narrator on app] My play premiere was a huge success. 61 00:02:17,973 --> 00:02:21,768 I was giddy and tipsy from so many people congratulating me, 62 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:24,229 and that last glass of Prosecco certainly didn't help. 63 00:02:24,229 --> 00:02:26,481 - [vibrator buzzing] - I sneak backstage to center myself 64 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,817 when I see that sexy actor Herman. 65 00:02:29,401 --> 00:02:32,946 I'd always heard about understudies having a Star is Born moment. 66 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:35,156 [Melissa] I should really see that movie again. 67 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,533 The original, not Gaga's. 68 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,702 [narrator on app] Hey, girl, stop letting your mind wander. 69 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:42,330 You're supposed to be thinking about Carlos. Now, get to work. 70 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,292 I realized we were alone backstage. 71 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:47,961 He met my gaze and slowly sauntered over. 72 00:02:48,295 --> 00:02:50,881 I was wondering if, uh, if you can help me. 73 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:53,049 - [♪ soft music playing] - I got sewed into these pants, 74 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:56,553 and it's kind of embarrassing, but I can't take them off. 75 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:59,764 [narrator on app] All I wanted to do was rip those pants right off, 76 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:02,142 but we needed them for tomorrow's performance. 77 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,270 So, I found a pin and knelt in front of him 78 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:08,732 to undo the stitches. I felt flush. 79 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,319 Was it the Prosecco, or was it him? 80 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,654 - [whoosh] - [vibrator continues] 81 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:16,156 [annoyed sigh] 82 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:17,699 You're supposed to be Carlos. 83 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:19,159 [narrator in app] You tell him, girl. 84 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:21,578 This is supposed to be a Carlos fantasy run. 85 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:24,623 Now help me, help you, and focus. 86 00:03:24,623 --> 00:03:25,874 Where was I? Oh, yes. 87 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:27,250 The air was electric 88 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:30,545 as I slowly loosened each stitch on those pants. 89 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:32,339 I was so close to his Jack in the box, 90 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:35,091 I could tell he was ready to pop right out. 91 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:38,553 Tonight's performance was over, but I was up for an encore, 92 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,472 and he was definitely up, too. 93 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:42,974 Careful. That tickles. 94 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,893 [narrator in app] Wait, why are we letting him back in? 95 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,853 I just wanna make you happy. 96 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:48,647 [Melissa] Because I know he can get me there, 97 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:50,523 and I'm gonna be late for work. [sighs] 98 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:53,485 [vibrator humming] 99 00:03:53,485 --> 00:03:55,862 [Mel moaning loudly] 100 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,823 [Josh] Well, there's some naming drama with the ghost kitchen. 101 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,659 Sir Rise-a-Lot is the front runner, 102 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:03,203 but Kaya wants my new sourdough starter 103 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:04,746 to be Li'l Yeasty. 104 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:06,081 [weak laugh] That's a good one. 105 00:04:06,081 --> 00:04:07,582 But like, why's it gotta be li'l, you know? 106 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:10,418 - Yeah. - [Josh] Oh, shizz. 107 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,588 - [cart whirring] - I'm out of Mel's hazelnut creamer. 108 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:14,965 Never mind, I will crush up some-- 109 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,342 No, no, actually, uh, just one coffee for me. 110 00:04:17,342 --> 00:04:18,760 Let's go, let's go. 111 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,347 Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise? 112 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:23,765 [scoffs] No. 113 00:04:23,765 --> 00:04:26,393 Wheatney Houston, yes. 114 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:28,728 Hi. 115 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:32,774 As managers, you are the first line of defense against sexual harassment, 116 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:36,778 so it's important to know what constitutes harassment. 117 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:40,073 Well, that can include unwanted sexual advances, 118 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,700 comments about appearance, 119 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,910 catcalling, sexual innuendo. 120 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,787 [mutters] Having a vivid dream about a coworker? 121 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,373 - [soft laugh] - [instructor] Pardon me? 122 00:04:49,374 --> 00:04:50,875 Uh... 123 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:54,921 Having a vivid... dream a-about a coworker, 124 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,965 does that-- does that count? 125 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,175 Not if you don't say it out loud. 126 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,344 - Noted. - [laughter] 127 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,222 As managers, you will be the eyes and ears of JFK. 128 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:06,975 And when it comes to romantic relationships in the workplace, 129 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:10,020 it's okay to ask a person out once. 130 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:13,648 But, if they say no, asking them again would be harassment. 131 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,610 What if you've been hanging out with someone, say, for a month and some change, 132 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:19,696 but you didn't have the DTR convo yet, hypothetically? 133 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:21,364 I don't know what DTR means. 134 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,366 "Define the relationship." 135 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,202 - Best not to shit where you eat. - [laughter] 136 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,287 Pardon my French. 137 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:30,290 As managers, it's best for you 138 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,834 to just disclose any workplace relationship 139 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,629 to the head of HR, so there are no issues if it goes south. 140 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:39,174 I can tell you that one in three US workers 141 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:41,092 have or are currently involved 142 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:43,845 in a romantic workplace relationship, 143 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:45,513 and the majority of those people, 144 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,266 they did not disclose to their employers. 145 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:50,310 So, my High Flyers, 146 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,520 the moral of this story is... 147 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,273 - disclose, disclose, disclose! - [clapping] 148 00:05:55,273 --> 00:05:58,235 You don't have to do it three times. Just the once will be fine. 149 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:01,196 The other two times, I did for emphasis. 150 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:04,407 [♪ upbeat music playing] 151 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:07,077 [quiet airport chatter] 152 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:10,080 I found your earrings this morning. 153 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,666 Why are you treating it like it's evidence? [laughs] 154 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:14,251 I coulda got it tonight. 155 00:06:14,251 --> 00:06:16,628 Does this mean you'll finally stay at my place? 156 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:19,631 - No, not with your mama in the next room. - Boy, she don't care. 157 00:06:19,631 --> 00:06:22,884 Besides, she told me to invite you to Thanksgiving. 158 00:06:24,177 --> 00:06:25,595 She can throw it down. 159 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,599 You make it hard to say no. Let me see if I can work out my schedule. 160 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,142 - You make the schedule. - [laughs] 161 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:34,980 Oh, um, I disclosed our relationship to HR. 162 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:37,274 Wait, why? 163 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:41,027 You're a manager. You should know that. 164 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:44,364 It's part of the sexual harassment seminar. 165 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:45,740 No, yeah, yeah, you right, you right. 166 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:46,825 - Yeah. - You right. 167 00:06:46,825 --> 00:06:49,828 - [laughs] - What else did you learn today? 168 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:53,415 That telling you about the dream I had, 169 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:55,709 where I handcuffed you... 170 00:06:55,709 --> 00:06:59,254 - Oh. - ...is definitely 171 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:01,590 - sexual harassment. - [laughs] 172 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:04,426 - Ms. Hill, you... - Mm-hmm? 173 00:07:04,426 --> 00:07:06,636 ...are very, very convincing. 174 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,055 [♪ sensual music playing] 175 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:12,434 Why don't you notify HR that I will be coming to yours for Thanksgiving. 176 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:15,270 - Deal. - Deal. 177 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:17,022 Tell your mama, too. 178 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,691 - Bye. - Bye. 179 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,032 [Alex Williams] You know you're amazing, right? 180 00:07:30,452 --> 00:07:33,413 Oh yeah, I just... I just want you to be happy. 181 00:07:33,997 --> 00:07:35,498 [Patti] Frick! [sighs] 182 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,833 [Melissa] Why are you still here? 183 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,919 - You're gonna be late for your pickup. - [Patti] I know. 184 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:40,962 I'm supposed to be having lunch with Mike. 185 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:42,464 He's my suitor from Lost and Found. 186 00:07:42,464 --> 00:07:44,090 - [giggles] - Gross. 187 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:46,885 - I'll take it if you take my Friday night. - Really? Nice! 188 00:07:46,885 --> 00:07:48,261 Nope, we don't do that. 189 00:07:48,261 --> 00:07:50,931 Oh. [imitates explosion] 190 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:53,183 [♪ upbeat music playing] 191 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,393 Bachelorette in New Orleans. 192 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:58,021 - Uh-huh. Mm. - Okay, well, one piece of advice. 193 00:07:58,021 --> 00:08:01,566 No matter how drunk you get, those beads have no value. 194 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:04,736 - Keep your ladies covered. - [laughs] 195 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,529 It's not that type of bachelorette. 196 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,281 [Melissa] Then what kind of bachelorette is it? 197 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:12,077 We're just a bunch of married ladies, in matching PJs, 198 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:14,246 giving the bride lessons from the battlefield. 199 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:16,456 - Ah. Well, can I come, please? - Uh-huh. 200 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:19,209 Man, I thought I'd have relationships figured out by now, 201 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,711 - but I definitely don't. - [laughs] 202 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:24,756 - Boy problems? - Yeah, it's complicated. 203 00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:28,718 I thought I was over my ex, but he is living in my head rent-free. 204 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:31,221 - [sighs] - Mm. Girl, been there. 205 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:33,390 [Melissa] Yeah, it's like, part of me knows 206 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:36,810 that I need to make a clean break of it and just move on, 207 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:39,187 - but it's hard. - Oh, yeah. 208 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:43,149 So hard because we work together every single day. 209 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:44,442 - Clarissa! - [Clarissa] Julie! 210 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:46,903 - Julie!? - You made it! [laughs] 211 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:49,447 Wild horses and six pins in my ankle 212 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:51,157 couldn't keep me away! 213 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:54,244 - Mel, could I talk to you for a second? - Uh-huh. 214 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:57,664 [nervous laugh] This was supposed to be Patti's pickup. 215 00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:58,957 [Melissa] And now I know why. 216 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:00,041 So... 217 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:03,003 me and Julie had a fight last night about our exes at our wedding. 218 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:04,838 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, and I had to tell her about us. 219 00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:06,673 - Wait, she doesn't know about us? - No, it's not that. 220 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,800 It'd just be great if you could, like, not be here right now. 221 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,719 Yeah, lucky for you, I don't wanna be here. 222 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:11,845 Mel! 223 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:14,723 I've heard so much about you. It's nice to finally meet. 224 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:16,057 Right! It's just... 225 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,643 [overlapping awkward chatter] 226 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:20,270 Uh, Clarissa, 227 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:22,689 this is Mel. 228 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,941 Wait. You're Mel? 229 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:30,113 You know what? Uh-- I have to pick up a foreign dignitary, 230 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:31,865 so I'ma get on that and get you seated 231 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:35,368 so you guys can get the show on the road, am I right? [laughs] 232 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,287 Mm, how does this work? [gibberish] 233 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:38,872 [announcement over PA] Attention, passengers. 234 00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:42,500 The terminal is now on lockdown. All flights are grounded, 235 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,086 and you cannot leave the terminal until further notice. 236 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:48,465 We appreciate your patience as we work to resolve this situation. 237 00:09:48,465 --> 00:09:50,508 - Thank you. - Shit. 238 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:51,718 So, we're stuck here? 239 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:54,262 - [♪ downbeat music playing] - [Alex] Mm-hmm. 240 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:57,057 Yeah. Yeah, we are. 241 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:58,975 [clatters] 242 00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:04,731 [passenger] Serena! Serena! 243 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:06,566 All this is unnecessary. 244 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:09,110 Serena's a wanderer, always has been. She'll wander back soon. 245 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,072 I'm sorry, but since you already checked her in as an unaccompanied minor, 246 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:15,242 she's the airline's responsibility until she's found. 247 00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:18,745 - [passenger] Serena! - Now we know why we're on lockdown. 248 00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:20,247 Well, there goes the swamp tour. 249 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:23,083 You know what? I should get to the security office ASAP. 250 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,085 - I'll drive you. - Oh! Okay, great. 251 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,921 - No. No, no! - [Alex] Is everything okay? 252 00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:30,632 I checked in the luggage that had all the scavenger hunt lists inside, 253 00:10:30,632 --> 00:10:31,883 so I only have this one copy. 254 00:10:31,883 --> 00:10:33,510 [cutesy] Aw, man. Mm. 255 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:36,346 I figured we could do it while we wait, but [sighs] now what? 256 00:10:38,557 --> 00:10:39,891 Y-You know what, Yummy? 257 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:41,726 That is actually solvable. We'll just go to my office 258 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:42,936 and make some copies. 259 00:10:42,936 --> 00:10:44,938 No, no, you need to do your job, so we can get outta here. 260 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:46,356 But, maybe Mel could take me. 261 00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:47,649 - Oh, no. - Oh no, she's busy. 262 00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,943 - Super busy. Just woo! - It'd be really quick. [laughs] 263 00:10:49,943 --> 00:10:51,152 Thanks so much! 264 00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:52,821 [♪ "I've Got Your Man" by Lady Saw playing] 265 00:10:52,821 --> 00:10:55,282 [nervous laugh] Alright, bye. 266 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,409 [nervous laugh] 267 00:10:57,409 --> 00:10:59,786 Oh, Lord have mercy. 268 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:02,664 ♪ I've got yo man, and you can't do anything ♪ 269 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:05,500 [Melissa] So, what's on this scavenger hunt list? 270 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,919 Change shirts with a stranger, get frisked by a cop, 271 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:09,754 sign a guy's butt. 272 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:13,091 I mean, I don't see how Alex could find these "inappropriate." 273 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:14,843 Well, he's just probably being protective. 274 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,970 - Yeah, that's what he said. - Mm. 275 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:19,347 But lucky for him, I like to keep things spicy. 276 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,850 - I bet you do. - [giggles] 277 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:25,312 So, Clarissa tells me you're hung up on some guy at work. 278 00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:27,230 - It's not Alex, is it? [giggles] - Oh! No, no, no, no. 279 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,399 It's Carlton... Herman. 280 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:30,734 He's a merman-- model-- mo-- 281 00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,235 - He models swimwear. [laughs] - Oh, okay. 282 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,362 Uh, when he's not doing business, my business, 283 00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:36,281 - he's all up in my business. [laughs] - Oh! [laughs] 284 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,700 Um, but yeah. Herman is my nickname 285 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,535 for him with my friends, so... 286 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,329 My nickname for Alex is Energizer Bunny. 287 00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:45,290 - Oh. Ah. Ooh! - He could keep going and going... 288 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,626 - Did you have a nickname for Alex? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 289 00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:50,128 I don't give boyfriends nicknames. 290 00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:52,297 It's just plain old Alex. 291 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,549 Alright, here we go. [imitates fanfare] 292 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,468 [laughs] Let's get you some copies, alright? 293 00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:59,221 ♪ And you can't do anything about it ♪ 294 00:11:59,221 --> 00:12:00,305 [Julie] Wait, boyfriend? 295 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:03,391 I thought it was a little three months, friends with benefits thing. 296 00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:05,769 Nope. [laughs] It was exactly that. Not a big deal. 297 00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:07,687 [laughs] Yeah, right. Of course not. 298 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:09,064 [♪ tense music playing] 299 00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:10,607 Oh, God, no, it's just Alex told me 300 00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:12,609 that you were very clear you didn't want anything more. 301 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,694 No, I didn't, and I don't. 302 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,321 Right. 303 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,490 Look, we're so glad that you're coming to our wedding. 304 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,325 Alex told me that you're afraid to fly. 305 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,952 Yep. [awkward laugh] 306 00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:24,537 You're such a good friend for doing that. 307 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,707 [DeShawn] I hope this lockdown lasts all day too. 308 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:30,627 Shit, I'm tryna take all y'all money. Oh, yeah, that's my book. 309 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,796 [Kaya] What's this about Tina and Thanksgiving? 310 00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:34,923 - Please tell me you didn't say yes. - It's just dinner! 311 00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:37,634 Aw, y'all cute or whatever. 312 00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:40,095 It's not dinner, T, it's Thanksgiving dinner. 313 00:12:40,095 --> 00:12:42,180 That's why they named it! Look, bro, next you know, 314 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,516 she gonna be at your house, every night, bonnet on. 315 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:47,894 Facts. Probably canceling her cable and utilities right now. 316 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:50,355 - [Kaya] Don't pay them no mind. - It's not even that serious. 317 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,898 We literally just started dating. 318 00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,525 Oh, "Just started dating." Like a year ago! 319 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:55,235 [Kaya] Okay, okay, let's settle this. 320 00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:58,613 Has she left any random shit at your spot? 321 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:01,491 Uh, a pair of earrings, but it was an accident. 322 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:03,910 [sighs] Okay, if it was one earring, it would be an accident. 323 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:06,705 A pair of earrings, she's saying, "Oh, we go together now." 324 00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:08,623 Exactly. Bro, what'd I tell you? 325 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,875 These girls are smart! Three stacks. 326 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,419 Wh-What about your earrings? 327 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:14,838 Do you leave them at home, or you got a place to leave 'em? 328 00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:17,173 - What are you doing right now? - I'm trying to hit on her. 329 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:21,052 - [DeShawn] Bro, why would you say that? - Okay, look, anyway! 330 00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:22,846 If you aren't serious about Tina, 331 00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:25,140 you need to break up with her before the holidays. 332 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,184 Look, do I like her? Yeah. Of course. She's great. 333 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,604 But is she the one? I don't know. 334 00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:33,148 - I mean, how does anyone know? - [overlapping hums] 335 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:35,400 You know, bro, honestly, for me, 336 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,194 it's when the imperfections stop being the deal breaker. 337 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:40,113 That's when you know, you know what I'm saying? 338 00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:42,866 Like, I knew Didi was the one when I would share everything with her. 339 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:45,243 - Aw. - Everything? Even your food? 340 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:46,828 Oh, especially my food, bro. For real. 341 00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:50,248 I'm not sharing my food with nobody. I will never be that in love, straight up. 342 00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:53,501 - [DeShawn] [laughs] Famous last words. - [Kaya] You're gonna be alone forever. 343 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,421 [announcement over PA] We thank you for your continued patience 344 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:57,756 during this lockdown. 345 00:13:57,756 --> 00:13:59,049 [Julie] Oh, no way. 346 00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:02,969 Are you looking for anything in particular? Can I help? 347 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:04,888 [Julie] When I started dating Alex, 348 00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:07,265 he would take me to this Thai restaurant all the time. 349 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,976 He thought he was being all fancy ordering off the menu. 350 00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,895 "We'll take the good shrimp, not the frozen shrimp. 351 00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:14,731 - And tell Gus to make it extra spicy." - [mouthing along] 352 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,233 Um... 353 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:19,569 That's a good order. I, um, I used to work there. 354 00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:24,950 [sighs] You know, you... 355 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,911 you have such a pretty face. 356 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:31,122 There has to be someone that can help you move on from Mr. Merman. 357 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:35,001 Yeah, there's this guy in my management class, 358 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:38,213 but, you know, he entered the chat, but I don't know. 359 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:39,798 Okay, fun fact. 360 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,968 I wasn't so sure of Alex when we first met. 361 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:45,512 But then, he surprised me 362 00:14:45,512 --> 00:14:48,682 by making me fall in love with him. [weak laugh] 363 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:56,565 I probably shouldn't tell you this, but... 364 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:59,025 Alex is looking at jobs at Hartsfield-Jackson. 365 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:01,736 [laughs] Cool. 366 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,239 I could put in a good word with him if you like. 367 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,241 - [rattling] - Yeah, that would-- Oh! Look, okay! 368 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:09,244 - [slams tray] - It's always the toner. [laughs] 369 00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:11,496 Um, it's always the last place you look. We should, 370 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,957 - you know, probably test it out. - Yeah, let's test it out. 371 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:16,084 Just so he won't forget. 372 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,295 - [copying] - Of course you have perfect titties. 373 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:21,798 - [Julie giggles] - [♪ jazz music playing] 374 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:24,217 - [sighs] - [laughs] Oh, my God. 375 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:26,344 - [fake laugh, indistinct] - What!? 376 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,431 - He's gonna love this. [laughs] - [typing] 377 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,226 [text whirs] 378 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,521 [sends text] 379 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,692 - [♪ jazz continues] - [vents whirring] 380 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:47,699 [♪ jazz trumpet solo] 381 00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,923 [♪ music tempo increases] 382 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,719 [♪ music softens] 383 00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:12,140 I've been waiting for you. 384 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,683 ♪ 385 00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,440 [Melissa] It's crazy how much random food is in here, 386 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,609 and it doesn't smell like a compost pile. 387 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,527 You'd be surprised what palo santo can do, you know? 388 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,279 [Melissa] Mm. That's true, powerful stuff. 389 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,281 - Okay, be honest. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,242 How much of this shit do you end up stealing? 391 00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:32,786 Honestly, most of it. 392 00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:33,912 [laughs] 393 00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:37,582 Listen, it's not like people can come back looking for it or whatever. They... 394 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,835 go off to whatever country they're from, leave all this stuff to go bad. 395 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,587 - Better to not waste it. - Ah. 396 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,756 You are doing a good service, sir. 397 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:47,467 - Thank you. [laughs] - [laughs] 398 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:49,511 I'm actually surprised you came. 399 00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,138 Well, I'm... 400 00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,349 full of surprises. 401 00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:59,563 - L-Let me give you a tour. - Yeah, yeah. [laughs] 402 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,816 - [♪ sensual music playing] - He tastes like salami. 403 00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:05,110 - I'm sensing a theme. - ♪ Baby baby ♪ 404 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,362 I can do this, just like I practiced. 405 00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:12,242 Thank God I shaved this morning. 406 00:17:13,952 --> 00:17:15,495 Is he doing the alphabet? 407 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:16,913 [heavy breathing] 408 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,583 Nope, just the letter I, italicized. 409 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,253 Aw, he's so proud of himself. 410 00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:24,379 Good for you. 411 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:26,965 - Is that a condom or chocolate? - [laughs] 412 00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:28,216 Either way, yes. 413 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,385 - [Carlos grunts] - [Melissa] Ooh! [gasps] 414 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,220 [grunting] 415 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,805 Not a chocolate. 416 00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:38,560 Ooh! It's chocolate week on British Bake Off. 417 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,187 - [grunting] - Girl, focus up before it's over. 418 00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,647 [gasps] 419 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,233 And it's over. Okay. 420 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,068 [♪ music stops] 421 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,153 Whoo! 422 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,613 [laughs] 423 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:52,365 - That was fun, right? - [Melissa] I miss Alex. 424 00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:55,619 - [sighs] - Yeah, it was. Totally. 425 00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:57,996 Uh, where'd you get that scar on your chest? 426 00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,915 Oh. We went camping upstate last summer, 427 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:02,375 and I-I tried this Bear Grylls hack, and I was-- 428 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,836 We? What do you mean by we? 429 00:18:05,921 --> 00:18:07,756 You don't care that I got a missus, right? 430 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,633 [belt rattling] 431 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,720 - You're married. [snickers] Of course. - Uh-huh. 432 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,680 Mel, what's the big deal? N-No one has to know. 433 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,849 I do! I know! 434 00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,476 Why would you cheat on your wife? 435 00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,394 I don't wanna talk about my marriage right now. 436 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,773 Okay, yeah, and I wanted to cum, and that didn't happen for me, 437 00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:26,816 so I guess this didn't work out for either of us. 438 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,110 - [Carlos] Wow. - [Melissa] Okay-- 439 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,196 You know what? Just one thing. Why me? 440 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:33,114 Why not? You're beautiful-- 441 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,824 Ew! Ew. Ew. 442 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,534 We're two adults, 443 00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:39,246 killing time during a lockdown. 444 00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:42,415 I-I seriously don't understand why you're getting so upset. 445 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,877 Because I shat where I ate! 446 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:51,675 [hushed] Pull it together, pull it together. 447 00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:54,052 [phone dings] 448 00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:00,225 - [sniffles] - [clattering] 449 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:01,309 [sniffles] 450 00:19:12,112 --> 00:19:15,031 - What are you doing back here? - Nothing. 451 00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:17,200 Nothing is my favorite thing to do. 452 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,660 Can I sit there? 453 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,079 I am very much in the mood 454 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:23,665 to do absolutely nothing. 455 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:27,919 Well, a lot of people are looking for you right now. 456 00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:29,963 Why are you hiding? 457 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,883 Because my mom says I have to go 458 00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:35,343 to North Carolina to see my dad. 459 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,137 That sounds fun. 460 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:40,765 I've never been to North Carolina. What if I don't like it? 461 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:43,602 Mm... Well, 462 00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:45,604 depending on which part, you might not. 463 00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:48,815 But, you know, doing something new 464 00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:51,610 is scary for everybody, not just you. 465 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:55,989 Let me tell you a story about taking chances. It's about Bessie... 466 00:19:56,698 --> 00:20:00,660 something. She was the first Black female pilot 467 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,454 to fly in the US. 468 00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:05,040 Or France. 469 00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:07,459 There was something about France. 470 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:11,004 I wish I'd read the blurb, but I got the gist. Anyway, 471 00:20:11,004 --> 00:20:12,672 imagine how she felt 472 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,634 doing something new for the first time, 473 00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:19,596 not knowing how they'd treat her or if she'd make friends. 474 00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,681 - And-- [grunts] Duck! - [door banging] 475 00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,892 [♪ upbeat music playing] 476 00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:28,146 [sighs] 477 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,774 Who was that man? 478 00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:34,903 Nobody. Absolutely nobody. 479 00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:38,573 You know what? 480 00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:41,034 Do you wanna see the display? 481 00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,078 And you'll have something fun to tell your dad. 482 00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:44,412 - Deal? - Okay. 483 00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:46,748 Alright. Let's get outta here. 484 00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:49,334 ♪ 485 00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,128 Oh, no! 486 00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:54,631 I forgot how to honk the horn! 487 00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:56,967 - Oh, I can do it. - Okay. 488 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,927 - [honks horn] - [over PA] Ladies and gentlemen, 489 00:20:58,927 --> 00:21:01,096 the lockdown has been lifted. 490 00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:03,890 Thank you for your patience as we work to get you to your destination. 491 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,726 Where were you? You should've checked in. I could've helped. 492 00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:09,604 Well, at least now you know I can handle things when you're not around. 493 00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:11,982 Have fun in Atlanta. 494 00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:16,069 ♪ 495 00:21:19,472 --> 00:21:21,908 Those jackals picked every bone clean up there. 496 00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:24,578 First rule of lockdown, take what's yours, and fast. 497 00:21:24,578 --> 00:21:27,372 Okay. Good to know you got survival skills. 498 00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:28,582 - [giggles] Ah! - Ah-ah! Whoa. 499 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,209 Talk about biting the hand that feeds you! 500 00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:32,586 Sorry, it's not you, I promise. 501 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,087 - Wow. - I grew up with five brothers, 502 00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:36,089 and my survival skill is not sharing food. 503 00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:38,300 Well, there'll be plenty enough to go around on Thanksgiving. 504 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,594 - No need to bare your fangs, babe. - I will be on my best behavior. 505 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:42,429 - I'll even bake a pie. - [laughs] 506 00:21:42,429 --> 00:21:45,473 [phone alert] 507 00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:47,684 Well, my break is done. 508 00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:50,020 - I'll see you tonight. - Mm-hmm. 509 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,606 - Oh, and you owe me a foot rub. - Yes, ma'am. 510 00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:56,359 [planes idling] 511 00:21:57,152 --> 00:21:58,153 Well, well, well. 512 00:21:58,695 --> 00:22:01,072 Melissa Action Jackson. 513 00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:03,491 How's it feel to be a hero? 514 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:06,077 - [crunching] - I don't really feel much like a hero. 515 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,370 What's up? 516 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,624 I'm really trying to change, Terrance, 517 00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:13,293 but I keep hitting wall after wall after wall, 518 00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:16,046 and it's like I'm stuck. 519 00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,507 And I don't wanna give up, but-- [scoffs] 520 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:22,469 shit hurts. 521 00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:24,638 You sound like my Roomba. 522 00:22:24,638 --> 00:22:26,640 - Come again? - Hear me out. 523 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,185 When I first got it, I was like, "Yo, this robot is about to change my life." 524 00:22:30,185 --> 00:22:33,230 - I'm about to change the channel. - Stay with me, Jackson. 525 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:36,066 So, for the first couple of days, all the Roomba did was hit walls. 526 00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:38,276 - Mm. - I thought the shit was broke. 527 00:22:38,276 --> 00:22:39,986 I was ready to send it back. 528 00:22:39,986 --> 00:22:42,614 Then I woke up one day, and the shit was working. 529 00:22:43,073 --> 00:22:45,867 Turns out, the walls were information. 530 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:48,411 Every wall was teaching it where to go 531 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:49,996 and where not to. 532 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:52,082 [crunching] 533 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,501 - Okay, Yoda. - [laughs] 534 00:22:55,627 --> 00:22:58,171 Alright. I'm a Roomba. 535 00:22:58,171 --> 00:23:00,632 - Come on. - Yay. [laughs] 536 00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:03,176 - [radio clicks] - [Patti] [on radio] Patti for Mel. 537 00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:05,679 Pickup at B35. 538 00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:07,973 [sighs] Roger that, on my way. 539 00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:10,267 I don't know why she's such a bitch. 540 00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:12,852 [Patti] [on radio] Uh, you're still pressing the talk button. 541 00:23:12,852 --> 00:23:15,063 - I know. - [laughs] 542 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,023 I gotta go. 543 00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:18,567 Oof! 544 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:20,860 When you gonna give that up? 545 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,280 Okay, one wall at a time. 546 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,156 [laughs] That's fair. 547 00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,491 Plus, if I quit, you'll figure out 548 00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:28,910 that the only reason why I come down here is for your little metaphors. 549 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,870 - I got a million of 'em. - Ooh. 550 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,956 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - And your chips. 551 00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:35,709 And crumbs. 552 00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:37,586 Mm, good. 553 00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:47,888 - [♪ "Five Seconds" by Twin Shadow playing] - [train rumbling] 554 00:23:51,683 --> 00:23:52,767 No, I'm serious! 555 00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:55,520 We've all have thought about having sex at work, right? 556 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,606 - [Allie] Mm-hmm. - I just didn't think I would do it 557 00:23:57,606 --> 00:23:59,608 - on top of or near charcuterie. - Ew. 558 00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:02,944 - The sausage goes inside, not under. - Thank you! 559 00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:05,280 As God is my witness, I am never, ever 560 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,198 dating anyone at work again. 561 00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:08,783 Well, your boyfriend, Jackie D's gon' fix it. 562 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,286 - Mm, he been helping me fix it all day. - [Allie/Tamika] Mm-hmm. 563 00:24:11,286 --> 00:24:12,704 - [glasses clink] - Thank you. 564 00:24:12,704 --> 00:24:14,456 [Tamika] Alright, let's ruin this fruit man's life! 565 00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:17,918 I got his Facebook, LinkedIn, and Venmo up. Let's do this. 566 00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:20,462 - No! [laughs] - Okay. Calm down! [laughs] 567 00:24:20,462 --> 00:24:22,464 - I'm so ready. - I know, I appreciate you, 568 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:24,591 but karmically, I ain't got no more cards to play. 569 00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:26,384 So, if you wanna help me, 570 00:24:26,384 --> 00:24:29,387 - you can update my HiveMind profile. - Dassit?! 571 00:24:29,387 --> 00:24:32,933 - Yes! - Look, I hit a wall today, but... 572 00:24:34,017 --> 00:24:35,227 I'ma keep going. 573 00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:37,729 - I'm proud of you. [laughs] - Aw, thank you. [laughs] 574 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:40,190 Uh, you have no full-body pics on this. 575 00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:43,401 Um, that's because they already know what's on the outside of that. [grunts] 576 00:24:43,401 --> 00:24:45,987 Alright, hold on, I think I have something that will work. 577 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,989 Okay, have you had sex at the bar? 578 00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:51,576 Okay, that was a long pause! [laughs] 579 00:24:52,494 --> 00:24:54,537 I got it. My finest work. 580 00:24:54,537 --> 00:24:57,540 Mel, meet Mel 2.0. 581 00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,501 [weak laugh] 582 00:24:59,501 --> 00:25:00,627 Wow. 583 00:25:01,169 --> 00:25:03,380 - [laughs] - Okay, legs. I'm stealing that top. 584 00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:07,050 Wow. Alright, let's put this picture to work y'all. 585 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,510 [laughter] 586 00:25:08,802 --> 00:25:09,803 [sharp exhale] 587 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:11,972 - Here we go. - [Tamika] Nope. 588 00:25:11,972 --> 00:25:14,266 - [Allie] He's cute. - [Melissa] He's 24! 589 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,226 - Not with the teeny-weeny beanie. - [Tamika] What? Ew! 590 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:18,770 Get away from the life coaches. That's just drug dealers. 591 00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:20,855 Okay, if he has that many scarves, he don't need me. 592 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:22,482 - No, no, no, that's a life coach. - Okay. No, 593 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:23,984 the fish, if he was cooking it. 594 00:25:23,984 --> 00:25:26,194 - [Allie] Oh. He's got soulful eyes. - [Tamika] He's cute. Mm. 595 00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:27,279 [scoffs] 596 00:25:27,737 --> 00:25:30,198 ♪ There's no way to forget it all ♪ 597 00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:32,242 [chuckles] It's my brother. 598 00:25:32,242 --> 00:25:34,869 - [hoarse laugh] - [Tamika] Why is that so funny? 599 00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:37,539 He's married. 600 00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:40,458 ♪ I'm not trying to make you cry ♪ 601 00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:43,545 ♪ 602 00:25:51,094 --> 00:25:53,722 ♪ I don't believe it ♪ 603 00:25:53,722 --> 00:25:56,933 ♪ You don't believe in me ♪ 604 00:25:56,933 --> 00:26:00,854 ♪ So, how could you make me cry? ♪ 605 00:26:02,731 --> 00:26:05,233 ♪There's no way to forget it all ♪ 606 00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:07,819 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 607 00:26:07,819 --> 00:26:11,656 ♪ But I'm not trying to make you cry ♪ 608 00:26:13,366 --> 00:26:15,368 ♪ Five seconds in your heart ♪ 609 00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:18,079 ♪ Straight to the heart ♪ 610 00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:20,665 ♪ I can't get to your heart ♪ 611 00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:24,669 [♪ song ends] 612 00:26:34,679 --> 00:26:37,599 [♪ fanfare playing]