1 00:00:01,378 --> 00:00:02,963 [♪ "Burning Bridges" by Sigrid playing] 2 00:00:02,963 --> 00:00:06,007 [speaker] I have had to let go of someone to grow. 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:09,302 The first thing that comes to mind is my best friend. 4 00:00:09,302 --> 00:00:12,305 I have let go of many people in my life 5 00:00:12,305 --> 00:00:14,099 to go through to the next phase. 6 00:00:14,099 --> 00:00:15,850 I have zero regrets about it. 7 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,395 The most important person on Earth is me. 8 00:00:18,395 --> 00:00:20,647 I, like, stormed out at one point. I was really proud of myself 9 00:00:20,647 --> 00:00:23,066 because, like, when I stormed out, I didn't trip or anything like that. 10 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,818 I was really worried I was gonna fuck up the exit, 11 00:00:24,818 --> 00:00:26,319 but it was-- it was a 10. It was a 10. 12 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:30,031 ♪ Oh, sometimes you just can't fix it ♪ 13 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:33,410 ♪ You love somebody who loves burning bridges ♪ 14 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:36,079 [Melissa Jackson] You see what I'm saying? I'm out of my comfort zone because 15 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,456 the thing is old Mel doesn't take risks 16 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,750 'cause old Mel was comfortable being small. 17 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,627 But, not anymore. Now, you're shaking things up 18 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:43,920 like a handful of sunflower seeds. 19 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,755 Damn, right. You know what? I am a snack. 20 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,257 That's right. 21 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:49,509 - That people chew up and spit out. - Well... 22 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:51,344 - Just like the world has spit me out. - No, no, no. 23 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:54,347 - Okay. [grunts] Be honest. [sniffles] - Always. 24 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,976 Do these shoulder pads make me look like a linebacker? 25 00:00:57,976 --> 00:00:59,352 Mel, you look-- 26 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:01,146 You look-- 27 00:01:01,897 --> 00:01:03,565 - You look like-- - Judge Judy! 28 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:07,193 Come on, man. Judge Judy wear a robe, bro. Sit down, man. 29 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:09,779 Where you going looking like the CEO of the Tarmac? 30 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:12,741 I was gonna take this High Flyers class, but... 31 00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:15,619 it's stupid! I mean, what was I thinking? 32 00:01:15,619 --> 00:01:17,537 I am not management material! 33 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:21,207 Mel, uh-uh, we're not doing that today. Look at me. You are a boss-ass bitch. 34 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,877 - I need you to say it, come on. - Boss-ass bitch, so... 35 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:26,546 - Nah... - Uh, objection, your honor. 36 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:27,839 Gotta say it with your chest. 37 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:29,633 [DeShawn] Come on now. Say it like TD Jakes. 38 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:30,717 Stand on up. 39 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:32,302 Alright, alright, alright... 40 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:34,387 - [plane roaring] - I'm a boss-ass... 41 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:37,474 - [plane drowns out "bitch"] - [♪ "Makin' a Move" by Lady Bri playing] 42 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:38,934 [inaudible] 43 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:42,729 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 44 00:01:42,729 --> 00:01:44,231 ♪ Study long, study wrong ♪ 45 00:01:44,231 --> 00:01:46,358 ♪ Ain't nothin' gonna happen on a song ♪ 46 00:01:46,358 --> 00:01:48,276 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 47 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,195 ♪ Don't need no hickeys for this song ♪ 48 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:52,197 ♪ I got joy all through my soul ♪ 49 00:01:52,197 --> 00:01:54,449 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 50 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:55,951 ♪ Get up, get out... ♪ 51 00:01:55,951 --> 00:01:59,579 - Ah, you must be Ms. Jackson. - Yeah. 52 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,164 You're an hour late. 53 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,208 I must've written the time down wrong. 54 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,335 Hm. Not a good way to start. 55 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,753 - [class chatter] - Right. 56 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,005 With a recommendation from Mr. Cohen, 57 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:12,008 I have high expectations from you. Take a seat. 58 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:15,679 Mr. Chavez will walk you through the icebreaker we're working on. 59 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:18,765 Shit. [clears throat] 60 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,308 Hi. Melissa Jackson. 61 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,728 [laughs] Y-Y-You know we met, right? 62 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:24,896 Uh... 63 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:26,982 - The confiscation room. - Oh shit! 64 00:02:26,982 --> 00:02:29,192 - Sorry. - It's alright. [laughs] 65 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,986 So what, um, what are we doing here? 66 00:02:30,986 --> 00:02:33,321 We have to ask each other these getting-to-know-you questions. Okay? 67 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,156 - Great. - I was on time, so I'll start. 68 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,575 - Okay. - [flips page] 69 00:02:36,575 --> 00:02:39,536 A little bit about me. Carlos Chavez, 70 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,288 AKA Carlos Frutas. 71 00:02:42,122 --> 00:02:44,499 I wanted to work at JFK because... 72 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:47,002 because they were offering a job, and I needed one. 73 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:49,504 - You know? [laughs] Um... - Oh, yeah. 74 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:51,506 A manager that's had a big impact on my life 75 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:54,301 was Vinny, my manager over at Pizzeria Queens. 76 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:56,720 - He taught me how to meditate. - Sure. 77 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,014 Enough about me. Tell me about Ms. Jackson. 78 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:01,641 Oh, she is not interesting. [laughs] Trust me. 79 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:03,351 Hey, let me be the judge of that. Okay? 80 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:06,146 - [laughs] Okay. - [laughs] So, 81 00:03:06,146 --> 00:03:07,689 first question. 82 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:09,482 "What inspired you to work at JFK?" 83 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:12,277 - [♪ "So Good" by DijahSB playing] - Well, uh, 84 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:13,778 I'm a people person. 85 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,989 ♪ It's about to get hot in this mug, though ♪ 86 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:22,579 ♪ 87 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,998 I'm a people person. I thought that was a good thing. 88 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:26,291 Be a work person. 89 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,834 And tuck in that shirt. Jesus. 90 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:30,295 And it wouldn't hurt if you wore some makeup once in a while, huh? 91 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,005 ♪ 92 00:03:32,005 --> 00:03:33,089 I am. 93 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,633 ♪ I been doing this ever since I could pen ♪ 94 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,635 ♪ I need flowers now, I need all the clout ♪ 95 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:38,011 ♪ I'm not next, I'm here ♪ 96 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:39,346 [♪ song stops] 97 00:03:39,346 --> 00:03:41,890 - [♪ R&B song playing on radio] - [bell rings] 98 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:45,101 So, you still waiting on that hot date? 99 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,313 Blind date. And, uh, he's not coming. 100 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:50,190 I've been here for over an hour. 101 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,025 Unless he was here, saw that I was Asian, 102 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,236 and remembered he was a racist, and left. 103 00:03:54,236 --> 00:03:56,905 I once had a blind date take one look at me 104 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:59,199 and rewind himself out of the midtown AMC. 105 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,409 - [laughs] - No, I'm serious. He was like, "Huh?" 106 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,996 - [imitates rewinding] - [laughs] It's giving VHS tape. 107 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,248 - Yes! - Oh God. 108 00:04:06,248 --> 00:04:08,166 - Men suck. - Mm. 109 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,459 Usually, pretty well. 110 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,461 - That's why I can't quit 'em. - Okay! 111 00:04:11,461 --> 00:04:12,963 You seem like such a great catch. 112 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,589 I'm sure you'll find the right guy someday. 113 00:04:15,507 --> 00:04:18,385 - I need more friends like you. I-I'm Rory. - [giggles] 114 00:04:18,385 --> 00:04:20,512 - Mel. Hey. - Hey. 115 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:23,306 - Nice to see you again. - Melissa, what did I just tell you? 116 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,058 Stop chit-chatting, start working. 117 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:26,810 You have three tables waiting for their food! 118 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,353 I'm sorry. 119 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:30,230 She only hustles when it's her own meals. 120 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,314 [scoffs] 121 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:34,234 Dara! Honey, you're looking good enough to eat! 122 00:04:34,818 --> 00:04:38,780 Sorry. My boss is what you call a fucking piece of shit. 123 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:42,284 Do not apologize. You can't let him talk to you like that. 124 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:44,703 When was the last time you told a white guy to fuck off? 125 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:47,038 Every day of my life since my bar mitzvah. 126 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:50,875 My parents are white. Uh, it's a long story. 127 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,211 - Are you adopted? - Okay, it's a short story. 128 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:54,671 [both laugh] 129 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:57,007 Well, listen, I'm in a situation where I can't just go 130 00:04:57,007 --> 00:05:00,302 and tell my boss what I actually think. You know, I have bills to pay. 131 00:05:00,302 --> 00:05:02,095 Okay. Mel... 132 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:07,100 I recently read on a tea bag that in order to grow, 133 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,477 you gotta let go of what doesn't align with you. 134 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,022 And I don't think that this place, you know, 135 00:05:12,022 --> 00:05:13,481 aligns with you. 136 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,525 Well, I'm not gonna argue with you or the tea bag, 137 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:17,444 but I need a job. 138 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:20,155 - I'll get you another one. - [laughs] 139 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:22,991 Go tell that guy to go fuck himself. 140 00:05:23,867 --> 00:05:24,951 Please. 141 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:27,579 - [♪ soft music playing] - [restaurant chatter] 142 00:05:27,579 --> 00:05:29,247 Hey, Steve. 143 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:31,875 Well, look who decided to get off their ass and work. 144 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,793 [both laugh] 145 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:36,087 Hilarious. I've been meaning to tell you. 146 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:39,883 You're a racist, fatphobic piece of shit! 147 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:41,843 - [patrons gasping] - I quit. 148 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,220 And by the way, 149 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,473 a white man should not own a Thai food restaurant! 150 00:05:46,473 --> 00:05:49,476 And for the love of God, stop harassing Dara! 151 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:51,311 And I'm not paying for any of my entrées! 152 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:53,521 And I'm taking this low-sodium soy sauce 153 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,523 with me because heart health. 154 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,943 Taking these napkins 'cause fuck you, Steve! 155 00:05:57,943 --> 00:06:00,403 - I... am a people person. - Hm. 156 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:04,157 And what better place than this for someone who loves people and travel? 157 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:05,867 Wh-Where's the coolest place you've been? 158 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:09,371 The ugly side of Niagara Falls. 159 00:06:09,371 --> 00:06:11,122 - [both laughing] - Um... 160 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,917 The truth is I've never been on a plane. 161 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,335 I, you know, I'm afraid to fly. 162 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:18,255 Hey, there's no shame in that. Okay? 163 00:06:18,255 --> 00:06:21,007 Travel is travel. I-I've never been on a plane, either. 164 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,134 - Really? - Mm. 165 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:26,680 I'm gonna be taking my first flight in a month. 166 00:06:27,389 --> 00:06:29,057 Hawaii. I-It's for my friend's wedding. 167 00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:30,225 - Okay. - Yeah. 168 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:32,102 Y-You must-- You must really love this friend. 169 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:34,229 Oh, no, no, no. Uh... 170 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:37,691 I actually just need a vacation, they happen to be getting married there, 171 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:39,651 so, you know, two birds, one flight. [laughs] 172 00:06:40,235 --> 00:06:43,280 So, will you be at the singles table? 173 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:48,076 - Okay, Detective Frutas. Next question. - Okay, okay. 174 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:52,497 Tell me about a manager who's had a big impact on your life. 175 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,375 [♪ "One Shot" by Midas Hutch and Reva Devito playing] 176 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:56,543 Okay, signal's right there. 177 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:58,795 - Yeah. - And then, you know, 178 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,589 put your foot on the brake before you do that. 179 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:01,965 - Yep. Yep. - Got your forward there. 180 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,925 - And it's simple as that! You wanna try? - Okay! 181 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:06,094 - Yeah, I'll do it. Let's-- Oh. - Okay, cool. Let's-- Oh. 182 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:07,554 - [laughs] - Sorry, I just... 183 00:07:07,554 --> 00:07:09,055 - Okay. You go around. - I'll go around. 184 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,308 - I'll-- Okay. [laughs] - Excuse me. 185 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:14,394 ♪ Whatever you like ♪ 186 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,146 ♪ Hey, it's a world away ♪ 187 00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:17,939 You know, I think you're really gonna love it here. 188 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:21,985 Actually, driving TRAX is the best job at JFK. You know? 189 00:07:21,985 --> 00:07:24,779 People always happy to see you, you know? You don't get yelled at. 190 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:27,240 I mean, I don't-- [laughs] I don't think there's a world 191 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,410 where anyone would yell at you. Okay? I mean, look at you. 192 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,078 Oh, come on now. 193 00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:34,497 I don't think you'd have any problems with that either. 194 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,999 Oh! [giggles] 195 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:37,334 - [both yell] - [brakes squeal] 196 00:07:37,334 --> 00:07:38,793 Okay. Okay. 197 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,004 I'm definitely gonna get yelled at. 198 00:07:41,004 --> 00:07:42,589 No, you won't. Look, hey. 199 00:07:42,589 --> 00:07:44,424 No matter what, I got your back. 200 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:47,928 ♪ Make it so nice, sugar and spice ♪ 201 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:50,347 - That's a hard one. - [both laugh] 202 00:07:50,347 --> 00:07:52,933 ♪ And, on the back of my hand I'm readin' em ♪ 203 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:56,019 [giggling] 204 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:57,771 - Oh... - [kissing] 205 00:07:57,771 --> 00:07:59,898 - [Patti] Excusez-moi. - [Alex Williams] Here it is, over here. 206 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:01,608 - Right here. - No, this, uh... So, Wite-Out, 207 00:08:01,608 --> 00:08:03,652 uh, there's a-a historical racism 208 00:08:03,652 --> 00:08:05,737 'cause i-it's-- Wh-Where's Black-Out, hm? 209 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:07,781 - That's a good point. - Hey! Hey Patti, 210 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,825 Why is it so thick in here? And why don't you guys have your masks on? 211 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:13,203 - [Melissa] We're living on the edge. - [Alex] What do you want, Patti? 212 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,830 [mask hissing] 213 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,166 - [Melissa] Still going, huh? - [Alex] Yep. 214 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:20,377 [hissing dies down] 215 00:08:20,377 --> 00:08:22,546 [Patti] You scheduled me for Saturday again. 216 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:24,965 As per my email, I have a Quidditch match, and they need me. 217 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:26,883 - Can't Mel do it? - Yeah! Yeah, I got you. 218 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,552 - Mm-mm! Mm-mm... - I-I-I... [groans] 219 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:30,178 [laughs] Just remembered, 220 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:32,764 I have a Squarlarch, uh, match myself. 221 00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:35,308 - So, I can't do it. - Uh, what position do you play? 222 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:38,728 - Mi... ssionary. - [snorts] 223 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:40,855 - That's not a real thing. - To her, it is. 224 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,650 [both laughing] 225 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:46,361 It's not-- It's not just real to me! 226 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:48,780 - Missionary? Missionary? - It's real to you too. Mm-hmm. 227 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,865 - My favorite. - [both kissing and moaning] 228 00:08:51,408 --> 00:08:53,868 ♪ You're unmistakable ♪ 229 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,371 ♪ This thing's unbreakable ♪ 230 00:08:56,371 --> 00:08:57,956 ♪ Time's not for wasting, though ♪ 231 00:08:57,956 --> 00:08:59,916 - [Dara clears throat] - [Alex] Yeah, just... 232 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,918 - [Dara] Hey... - [all laugh] 233 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,253 Hey, Dara. [laughs] 234 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:05,422 - [Dara] So good to see you both. - Mm-hmm. 235 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:07,007 - Second time this week. - [Melissa] Yeah. 236 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:09,593 - It's her fault. She got me hooked. - Guilty. 237 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:11,678 [Dara] So, what are we gonna have this week? 238 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:14,890 Um, we're gonna do the Pad See Ew with shrimp. 239 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:17,142 The good shrimp, not the frozen ones from last night. 240 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,685 We'll do the two orders of the Crab Rangoon, 241 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:20,478 - because I'm not sharing. - Okay? 242 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:23,565 The crab fried rice, extra crab, no scallions, 243 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:25,817 and we'll do the beef Panang curry. 244 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:28,486 And tell Gus to make it extra spicy. 245 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:30,864 - [Dara] So, the usual? Coming right up. - Yeah. 246 00:09:30,864 --> 00:09:33,033 [both laugh] 247 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:34,784 So, you spending the night with me tonight or what? 248 00:09:34,784 --> 00:09:37,203 [scoffs] I'm not staying on your hard-ass bed. 249 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:39,080 It's called lumbar support, first of all. 250 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,626 - [mocking] It's called lumbar support. - Second of all, I don't see the big deal. 251 00:09:42,626 --> 00:09:46,296 I mean, we wake up, I make you coffee, non-dairy hazelnut sugar-free creamer... 252 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:48,590 - Points. - Thank you. 253 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:50,508 And we just go to work together. 254 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:53,345 We cannot commute in together 'cause people are gonna find out about us. 255 00:09:53,345 --> 00:09:55,472 Well, we gotta let HR know soon anyway. 256 00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:57,474 - HR... - Yeah. 257 00:09:57,474 --> 00:10:00,227 About us. Mel, look, we've been seeing each other, 258 00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:01,519 what, almost three months now? 259 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:05,065 - Mm-hmm. - I think it's time we... tell people. 260 00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:08,568 It's nobody's business if I'm fucking my boss but mine. 261 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:12,864 We are not just fucking, 262 00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:14,658 okay? I... 263 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:18,662 I love you. 264 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:22,082 [♪ "Strange" by Celeste playing] 265 00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:24,084 Why would you say that? 266 00:10:25,502 --> 00:10:26,753 Because it's how I feel. 267 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:28,964 I mean, you're not like other women. 268 00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:31,591 - Exactly. - Yeah, and I could be myself around you. 269 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:32,717 That's one of us. 270 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,219 Well, you make me laugh. 271 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:36,763 And we both like watching TV with the subtitles on. 272 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:39,057 - You're not listening. - Mel... 273 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:42,519 It's just so easy with you. I've... 274 00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:44,062 [inhales] 275 00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:45,438 I've never had that before. 276 00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:48,108 With anyone. 277 00:10:49,109 --> 00:10:50,902 This is not gonna work. 278 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,070 What do you mean? 279 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:55,115 I mean, I thought you had feelings for me, too. 280 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:57,576 Well, I don't. 281 00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,077 Hey... 282 00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:01,079 Yeah, you do. 283 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,165 You're just afraid to let me love you. 284 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:08,461 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 285 00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:13,216 - No. - ♪ How people can change ♪ 286 00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:14,801 I'm just here... 287 00:11:16,011 --> 00:11:17,888 'cause you're around, and you'll touch me. 288 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:21,516 ♪ From strangers to friends ♪ 289 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,978 ♪ Friends into lovers ♪ 290 00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:29,024 ♪ And strangers again ♪ 291 00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:33,028 [ambient street noise] 292 00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:36,323 [crying] Do you know how exhausting it is to be the Mel that he's been dating? 293 00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:38,116 That side of you is still you. 294 00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:40,452 Yeah, but if I didn't break things off now, 295 00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:42,913 in two months, he would see all the sides of me 296 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:45,874 and realize he's made a huge mistake... 297 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:50,503 And it would be more painful for the both of us, so... [sniffles] 298 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:53,506 Look, if you don't think that he can love 299 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:55,592 every single part of you, 300 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,802 then fuck that guy. 301 00:11:57,802 --> 00:12:00,305 Just-- [sobs] hurts so bad. 302 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,806 I know. I know. It's okay. 303 00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,725 This is why I don't do relationships. 304 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,228 [sobs] I'm starting to understand. 305 00:12:06,228 --> 00:12:08,855 - Yeah, cock 'em and block 'em? Yeah. - Yeah. 306 00:12:08,855 --> 00:12:10,398 Plus, 307 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:12,734 we have each other. 308 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,861 - For everything. - Mm-hmm. 309 00:12:14,861 --> 00:12:17,405 - Always. [sniffles] - Yeah, always. 310 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:18,949 Except for the sex part. 311 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:22,118 I know, but I wish you'd reconsider the sex part. [laughs] 312 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:24,871 - Well-- Babe, we tried. - We did try. Halloween. [laughs] 313 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:27,582 - The beard was confusing. - It was soft serve. 314 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:31,211 [both laughing] 315 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,796 ♪ 316 00:12:36,675 --> 00:12:39,177 [Carlos] So, there is something I've been dying to ask you 317 00:12:39,177 --> 00:12:41,096 since I met you in the confiscation room last month. 318 00:12:41,096 --> 00:12:43,723 [gasps] Oh! That Iberico ham is... 319 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:46,560 [kiss] Woo! It's fire. 320 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,688 I'm trying to make it last, so I just cut off a little slice 321 00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:52,440 to reward myself for doing my chores. [giggles] 322 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:56,319 [laughs] You're cute, but I wanted to ask you about the accident. 323 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,989 I know you didn't get into it with card sharks. 324 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:02,117 So, what happened? 325 00:13:02,117 --> 00:13:03,827 - Seriously? - [mail shuffling] 326 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,454 [♪ smooth R&B music playing] 327 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,999 ♪ 328 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:12,085 [excited hallway chatter] 329 00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:15,505 ♪ 330 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:19,301 Seriously?! What the fuck?! 331 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:21,511 Hell no! Not today, Satan! 332 00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:24,097 - Hey, Tamika. I'm sorry. - [Tamika sighs] 333 00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:25,891 I got my hospital bill, 334 00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:28,143 and insurance ain't cover shit. 335 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:31,688 Girl, you had me scared. I thought death was knocking at your door again. 336 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:32,981 Okay, now I know they're making-- 337 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:34,858 Comprehensive penal-- They're making this shit up! 338 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:36,860 - I know it. - Eh... 339 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:40,113 I don't know about that. I saw you dead. 340 00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:41,990 Like, I thought I was about to have a ghost problem 341 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,075 on top of my rat problem. 342 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,285 Wait, you were there? 343 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,329 Who do you think called the ambulance? 344 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:49,706 Me and Lamar were fucking when we heard something fall. 345 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,791 I took a video. You wanna see it? 346 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,377 - No, I don't-- Oh, alright. - Look. 347 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:57,839 Uh-huh. Just making sure y'all don't steal none of her shit. 348 00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,842 That's what they did to my cousin Toño, and he had to buy all new CDs. 349 00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,761 That's my neighbor, and she's just always-- 350 00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:03,929 [EMT 1] Melissa, can you hear me? 351 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,347 - Breathe. Stay with us - [speaks Spanish] 352 00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:08,975 [Tamika] I think she's dead. [speaking Spanish] 353 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:12,062 - [EMT 2] No pulse. Intubate. Cut the bra. - Oh, my God. 354 00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,981 - [sirens wailing on video] - Fuck. 355 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:17,067 - [♪ music stops abruptly] - I don't wanna talk about it. 356 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,237 Uh, okay... 357 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,280 My bad. 358 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,367 Um... Question number three. 359 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,995 "Tell me about a time when you solved a problem in a creative way." 360 00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:30,330 [laughs] 361 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,415 [locks door] 362 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:37,212 [Melissa] If that Ümlaüt claim doesn't come through, 363 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:38,755 I'm fucked, Bubba. 364 00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:40,507 [whines] 365 00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:42,384 There must be something I can do. 366 00:14:42,384 --> 00:14:45,428 [♪ "Money" by Leikeli47 playing] 367 00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:51,101 You're only as sick as your secrets. [sighs] 368 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,313 ♪ Uh, chillin', layin' in the cut though ♪ 369 00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,691 - ♪ Easy, tryin' see what up though ♪ - What's this? 370 00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,193 ♪ So money, I got money ♪ 371 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:02,112 - One, two, three, four. - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 372 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:04,823 - ♪ Money, I got money ♪ - Okay. 373 00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,992 - [digital whirring] - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 374 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,162 ♪ All my life, I had to grind and hustle ♪ 375 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:13,373 ♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪ 376 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:16,251 ♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪ 377 00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:18,670 ♪ They say, "Glad you made it" ♪ 378 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,214 ♪ It happened overnight ♪ 379 00:15:21,214 --> 00:15:23,508 ♪ They say, "Damn, you changed" ♪ 380 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,760 - ♪ I'm like, 'Sho' you right" ♪ - [cash register rings] 381 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,721 - [♪ song ends] - [yelps, laughs] 382 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:30,307 Forty-seven years to pay this off? 383 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,518 No debt, no teeth, no point. 384 00:15:37,063 --> 00:15:39,774 What? Are you sure? 385 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:44,279 [in elderly voice] Hello, this is, um, Elise Robinson. 386 00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:47,282 I was wondering if you could be a doll 387 00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:50,118 and tell me what my credit limit is. 388 00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,995 [representative] [on phone] To verify your identity, 389 00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:54,539 I'm going to ask you to answer your security question. 390 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:57,375 What is the name of your first pet? 391 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,502 Um, my... 392 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,838 [whimpers, panting] 393 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:05,050 Try Bubba. B-U-B-B-A. 394 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:06,885 Yeah, yeah, thank you, baby. 395 00:16:06,885 --> 00:16:08,970 [representative] Correct. Thank you, Ms. Robinson. 396 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,639 The limit is $10,000. 397 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,684 Your balance is $9,721. Would you like to make a payment? 398 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:17,020 I'm so sorry. Wrong number. 399 00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:18,939 [puts down phone] 400 00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:21,650 [normal] Now, what? 401 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:24,736 Hey. You know that whole wardrobe accident 402 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,363 that ended with me in the hospital? 403 00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:29,783 - Uh, yeah, you okay? - [Melissa] [on phone] Truth? Uh... 404 00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,952 I got the hospital bill, and it's bad. 405 00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:34,704 But my caseworker said I could go on a payment plan, 406 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:37,749 but my credit score is absolute shit. 407 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,918 - And so, I need a co-signer. - [mouthing] 408 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,002 And I was, um... 409 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,048 was hoping, um, you could be my co-signer. 410 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,466 - Yeah, uh-- - [Melissa] And I-I promise 411 00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:48,760 - I would pay on time-- - Yeah, yeah. H-How much is it? 412 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,221 $30,000. 413 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,639 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 414 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,100 [Melissa] Wait, am I on speaker? Is someone there? 415 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,476 Yeah... Um. uh, 416 00:16:56,476 --> 00:16:58,562 Ben, he's in town, um. I... 417 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:02,774 Oh, d-did you check the bill? I-I thought you said it was-- 418 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:04,401 Can you take me off of speaker, please? 419 00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,486 - Yeah, sorry. - [beep] 420 00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,030 So... 421 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,866 will you be my co-signer? 422 00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:15,287 Look, Mel, I'm... 423 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:17,247 I'm so sorry, 424 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:20,208 but I-I just don't feel comfortable doing that. 425 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,585 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - No, I just-- 426 00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:23,962 I'm actually trying to be more financially responsible right now. 427 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,839 I get it. I shouldn't have put you on the spot, so... 428 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,716 A-And things are extra weird with my dad, so... 429 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:30,468 Oh, yeah. No, I-I get it. [laughs] And, um... 430 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:31,845 I'm fine. I-- 431 00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:34,306 - And I'll figure it out. Anyway, um... - Yeah, but listen, if you want-- 432 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,808 - Gotta go. [mouthing] - [hangs up] 433 00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:42,355 [♪ somber music playing] 434 00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:50,739 How the fuck do people do this? 435 00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:55,035 Yes, um, I was calling about my hospital bill, 436 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,703 and I-I wanted to get on a payment plan. 437 00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:58,246 [representative] [on phone]: That's possible. 438 00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,040 - Do you have a co-signer? - Yes, I have a co-signer. 439 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,791 - [representative] Name? - My brother, Brian Jackson. 440 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,293 [representative] And Social? 441 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:06,463 Uh-huh. His Social is two-one-five... 442 00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:08,715 I stole my brother's Social Security number 443 00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:10,425 to get on a hospital payment plan. 444 00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:12,093 [laughs] Holy shit! 445 00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:13,553 - Shit! - Yep. 446 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:15,847 You're sneaky. I like that. 447 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:17,432 I'm still making payments. 448 00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:18,516 Mm. Yeah. 449 00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,977 Whatever! Everybody does sneaky shit. 450 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:24,147 Stick around, and you might just find out. 451 00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,941 [quiet room chatter] 452 00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:29,736 - Okay, criminal. - [laughs] 453 00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:31,947 - Last question, okay? - Alright. 454 00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:33,698 -"Constructive criticism..." - Mm-hmm. 455 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,783 "...is still criticism." 456 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,284 - Mm-hmm. -"How do you handle that?" 457 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:37,369 I hate it. 458 00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:39,537 - [phone ringing] - [office chatter] 459 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:42,332 I hate it. I wanna stop doing this. 460 00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:45,293 - [Tamika] You got this. Okay? Just do it. - Okay. 461 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,462 - Hi. - Hi. How may I help you? 462 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:51,007 - I wanna quit the program. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 463 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:54,761 but all cancellations actually need to be done over the phone. There is-- Yep. 464 00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:57,097 A number right there on the back of your card 465 00:18:57,097 --> 00:18:58,682 - where you can give us a call... - Mm. 466 00:18:58,682 --> 00:18:59,975 ...and we can get it sorted for you. 467 00:18:59,975 --> 00:19:01,893 I did that, and I'm still on hold. 468 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,812 [♪ jaunty hold music playing] 469 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,314 Uh, okay, well, maybe I can interest you in an upgrade. 470 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:09,442 We have a New Year special that includes dessert. 471 00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:12,612 Maybe I can interest you in a loud public argument! 472 00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:15,282 - [phone ringing] - [indistinct chatter] 473 00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:18,076 - [softly] Okay, gimme one sec. - [softly] Take your time. 474 00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:19,578 [typing] 475 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,830 - You look hungry. Are you hungry? - Yeah. 476 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,914 - Nah. - Okay. 477 00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:24,249 - A little bit. - Eat something. 478 00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:27,335 Um, yeah, th-th-that sh-- That should do it. 479 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:28,837 [sing-songy] ♪ Thank you! ♪ 480 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,923 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - Thank you so much. [laughing] 481 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,593 Ugh! You know what? 482 00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,887 This is not living! 483 00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,430 Assata Shakur said, 484 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,057 "We got nothing to lose but our chains!" 485 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:44,269 - Vámonos! Vámonos! - Not our gains! I'm coming! 486 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,729 [both laughing] 487 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,981 - I was so hungry. - [laughs] 488 00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:50,692 Shit, I've been on Waist Watchers for three years. 489 00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,986 - I was off and on for 10! - [Tamika] Ouch. 490 00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:55,280 But, low-key, it was comforting being around other people 491 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,741 that are fucked up in the exact same way as you. [laughs] 492 00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,242 Yeah, but it's all bullshit, right? 493 00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:01,536 - 1,000%! - Yes. 494 00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:05,040 Alright, here's to all the fat bitches that set themselves free. 495 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,584 Uh-uh. You are not fat. Don't talk about yourself like that. 496 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,753 Bitch, you got eyes? We both fat as fuck. 497 00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:11,630 I just said that outta habit. 498 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,798 If I call myself fat in front of Rory, he corrects me. 499 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,676 Well, I think you're both beautiful and fat as hell. Respectfully. 500 00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:19,804 - Thank you! - Thank you, mamas! Salud! 501 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,765 Tell me, is Rory a Leo? 502 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,225 Yeah, how do you know? 503 00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:24,809 They can be a little superficial. 504 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,102 Mm-hmm. 505 00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:28,271 Uh, he can be a little narcissistic. 506 00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:31,483 Like, the other day, he-- You know what? Never mind. 507 00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,443 No, no, no, no, no. What? 508 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,196 His dad put me up for this management class, 509 00:20:36,196 --> 00:20:38,156 and he asked me not to take it. 510 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,660 Wow... 511 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,953 You're taking it, though, right? 512 00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:45,247 His relationship with his dad is messy, 513 00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:47,707 and as his friend, I'm not gonna throw fuel on the fire. 514 00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:48,792 That would be selfish. 515 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,126 - What?! - [Allie] And as your friend, 516 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,545 that's his fire. 517 00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:53,338 Putting yourself first is not being selfish. 518 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,131 - Right. - Yes, it is! If it hurts somebody, 519 00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,800 you gotta put your needs aside. 520 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,009 [softly] Goddamn. 521 00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:00,762 Does anybody have Brené Brown's number? Anyone? 522 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,598 Be honest. Do you wanna take this management class? 523 00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:05,684 I mean, it does come with a raise. 524 00:21:05,684 --> 00:21:08,562 - Bitch, take the class! - He would do the same for me! 525 00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:10,063 The same man you just called a narcissist? 526 00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,147 Nope. 527 00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,566 [Allie] I get you, Mel. 528 00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:15,193 I was just like you. But then, I did ayahuasca, 529 00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,320 and I realized I have to ask for what I want. 530 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,738 - Period. - [Tamika] Mm-hmm. 531 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:20,240 - Conflict be that bitch. - [Allie] Mm-hmm. 532 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,867 She can make a relationship grow or break it. 533 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,661 [Allie] Exactly. After five years, 534 00:21:24,661 --> 00:21:26,580 Eric didn't like it when I found my voice. 535 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,290 So, we got a divorce, 536 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:29,874 and I went back to dating women. 537 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,918 - [Tamika] Mm. Yes, you did. - Okay. 538 00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:35,005 Okay. Let's say I take it. 539 00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:37,883 - I ain't got nothing to wear. [laughs] - [Tamika] Say less. 540 00:21:37,883 --> 00:21:41,720 I can have you looking managerial as fuck in no time. 541 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,389 [gasps] Y'all wanna come over to my place and do a fatty makeover? 542 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:46,141 - [excited chatter] - [phone buzzing] 543 00:21:46,141 --> 00:21:48,435 - [text bloops] - [Tamika and Allie laughing] 544 00:21:48,435 --> 00:21:50,020 [Tamika] Yes. 545 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:51,855 Uh... 546 00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:54,024 do you think we can do it tomorrow? 547 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,861 Well, you can bail 548 00:21:57,861 --> 00:22:00,405 if whatever it is you're about to do 549 00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,782 is something that you actually wanna do. 550 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:04,492 [Allie] Bet. 551 00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:06,953 [phone bloops] 552 00:22:07,329 --> 00:22:09,414 - Did somebody say "fashion show"? Aye! - [Tamika] Aye! 553 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,791 - Yes! It's about time! - [glasses clink] 554 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,585 I got the looks. We gonna do an eye for you. 555 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:15,337 I wanna look like Michael Scott. 556 00:22:15,921 --> 00:22:18,590 Like, my friends, they told me to dress the part, 557 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,968 - so a bitch did. [laughs] - [laughs] 558 00:22:22,552 --> 00:22:23,887 Sounds like you got some good friends. 559 00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:26,264 Yeah, I do. 560 00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:28,767 Okay, last question. 561 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,561 Um, no. I thought that was the last question. 562 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:33,813 You're not the only one who's allowed to break the rules, right? 563 00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:37,317 - Well, fair, fair. [laughs] - Alright, okay. [laughs] So... 564 00:22:38,318 --> 00:22:39,819 - answer me this. - Mm-hmm. 565 00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:42,364 What do you see for yourself in the future? 566 00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,993 - [♪ inspirational music playing] - [weak laugh] 567 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:51,748 [inaudible] 568 00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:56,586 ♪ 569 00:22:58,964 --> 00:23:00,465 [♪ music crescendos] 570 00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:02,050 [♪ music stops] 571 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,970 I may be Black and round, but I am not a Magic 8 Ball. 572 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,430 - [both laugh] - Yeah. I don't know either. 573 00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:08,515 [both laugh] 574 00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:11,017 [teacher] Now that you've gotten to know your partner, 575 00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:13,186 what I want is for you to ask yourself, 576 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:16,231 are you ready to have difficult conversations? 577 00:23:16,231 --> 00:23:18,441 That brings me to your homework. 578 00:23:18,441 --> 00:23:21,903 Please read chapter one in Difficult Conversations. 579 00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,990 - [teacher speaks indistinctly, muffled] - [♪ R&B music playing] 580 00:23:31,204 --> 00:23:35,125 - [rumbling, roaring] - [♪ gentle music playing] 581 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:37,878 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! 582 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:39,671 [both laugh] 583 00:23:39,671 --> 00:23:42,799 Ooh! Fuck. Uh, who's this? 584 00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:45,135 - [collar rattles] - I thought you hated dogs. 585 00:23:45,135 --> 00:23:47,762 [Melissa] Bubba, meet Rory. Rory, meet Bubba. 586 00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:49,890 And I don't hate dogs. 587 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:52,684 I just hate other people's dogs when they're assholes. 588 00:23:52,684 --> 00:23:54,519 Jesus, a blazer? 589 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:55,896 Who died and gave you a talk show? 590 00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:02,152 Actually, I, um, need to tell you something. 591 00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:04,154 Okay. I'm... 592 00:24:04,988 --> 00:24:06,072 I'm scared. [laughs] 593 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:08,158 Uh... 594 00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:11,745 Look, I know I said that I wouldn't, um... 595 00:24:13,163 --> 00:24:15,123 but I started the management class today. 596 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:19,252 What? I-- 597 00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:22,672 I never ask you for anything. J-- 598 00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,508 - Just this one thing, and y-you-- - I know. 599 00:24:25,508 --> 00:24:28,136 You know how complicated my relationship is with my dad. 600 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,055 Fuck, especially now. 601 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,723 I know, but this was a good opportunity for me, 602 00:24:31,723 --> 00:24:34,059 and I had to put myself first for once. 603 00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:36,937 Yeah, for once. Lately, everything is about you. 604 00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:38,772 What? 605 00:24:38,772 --> 00:24:42,108 I'm in a real relationship for the first time ever. [weak laugh] 606 00:24:43,151 --> 00:24:46,029 I met Ben's parents last week. 607 00:24:46,029 --> 00:24:47,864 I've never met a boyfriend's parents before. 608 00:24:47,864 --> 00:24:49,616 Boyfriend? 609 00:24:49,616 --> 00:24:50,784 Yeah! 610 00:24:50,784 --> 00:24:52,744 Rory, you've only been seeing him for a month. 611 00:24:52,744 --> 00:24:55,121 So what if we're moving fast? 612 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,539 Who cares? The point is 613 00:24:56,539 --> 00:24:58,708 you don't give a shit. 614 00:24:58,708 --> 00:24:59,876 You're changing. 615 00:25:01,002 --> 00:25:02,754 Good. 616 00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:04,506 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 617 00:25:04,506 --> 00:25:06,466 I-I wanna be better! 618 00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:07,801 Ever since the accident, I-- 619 00:25:07,801 --> 00:25:09,636 Oh, my fucking God! Mel... 620 00:25:09,636 --> 00:25:13,181 Not the accident again. Okay, it sucks that this happened to you, 621 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:16,184 but it's been over a month, okay? 622 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,520 You're fine. You need to move on. 623 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,605 I fucking died, Rory. 624 00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:25,402 For three full minutes. Dead. 625 00:25:25,402 --> 00:25:27,821 So, don't tell me to move on. 626 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:29,739 If you had been a better friend, 627 00:25:29,739 --> 00:25:32,284 i-if you had have been there, 628 00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:35,787 instead of ditching me on my birthday, maybe none of this would've happened! 629 00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:38,456 I'm sorry, Mel, but y-you can't punish me 630 00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:40,292 for not knowing that you died for three minutes 631 00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:43,128 wh-when you hid it from me. I'm not-- I don't read minds! 632 00:25:43,128 --> 00:25:45,964 You made ditching me a fucking sport! 633 00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:47,465 When we were supposed to go to Hamilton, 634 00:25:47,465 --> 00:25:49,342 you called and canceled at the last minute. 635 00:25:49,342 --> 00:25:50,635 Hamilton? 636 00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:52,637 Or when I begged you to come to my cousin's baptism, 637 00:25:52,637 --> 00:25:54,639 you had a stupid waxing appointment, 638 00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:56,558 and that was more important to you than me! 639 00:25:56,558 --> 00:25:59,644 Mel, I can't be there for you every second of your life. 640 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,730 - Okay? - It's not every second! 641 00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:03,732 I-It's being there when it matters! 642 00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:06,776 It's the fact that when I asked you to co-sign 643 00:26:06,776 --> 00:26:10,071 for my fucking stupid hospital bill, 644 00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:11,907 you said no! 645 00:26:12,699 --> 00:26:14,701 - I needed you! - You always need me! 646 00:26:16,244 --> 00:26:19,080 [♪ "Friends That Break Your Heart" by James Blake playing] 647 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,373 [soft crying] 648 00:26:20,373 --> 00:26:23,168 Do you know how hard it is being your only friend? 649 00:26:25,962 --> 00:26:27,339 Do you? 650 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:30,383 Pretending like I don't have a social life, 651 00:26:30,383 --> 00:26:33,178 just to make you feel better about yours? 652 00:26:34,012 --> 00:26:37,474 Being the only thing that stands between you and your... 653 00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:40,977 loneliness! Fuck, Mel! 654 00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:42,979 I am not your boyfriend! 655 00:26:42,979 --> 00:26:46,233 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 656 00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:49,110 Mel? I-- 657 00:26:49,444 --> 00:26:53,406 ♪ It was friends who broke my heart ♪ 658 00:26:54,574 --> 00:26:57,535 - Boyfriend? [cries] - I didn't-- 659 00:26:58,245 --> 00:27:00,789 Rory, you're not even my friend. 660 00:27:01,998 --> 00:27:03,708 - Just go. - Mel? 661 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,918 Rory, just go! 662 00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:07,420 ♪ In the fore ♪ 663 00:27:08,838 --> 00:27:11,883 ♪ And as many loves ♪ 664 00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:15,053 ♪ That have crossed my path ♪ 665 00:27:15,053 --> 00:27:17,722 - ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ - [drops spare key] 666 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:19,599 - Rory. [sobs] - [door closes] 667 00:27:21,518 --> 00:27:23,895 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 668 00:27:23,895 --> 00:27:25,313 Fuck! 669 00:27:26,231 --> 00:27:27,732 [blazer thuds] 670 00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:30,694 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 671 00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:32,404 ♪ It was friends ♪ 672 00:27:32,404 --> 00:27:35,448 ♪ Who broke my heart ♪ 673 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:40,287 ♪ And I've pushed myself ♪ 674 00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:43,331 ♪ To be vulnerable ♪ 675 00:27:43,331 --> 00:27:47,377 ♪ And then slept with one eye wide ♪ 676 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,757 ♪ All that pain ♪ 677 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:56,219 ♪ And nothing gained in the end ♪ 678 00:27:56,219 --> 00:27:59,389 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 679 00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:05,604 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 680 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:11,651 ♪ It was friends who ♪ 681 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:17,449 ♪ Broke my heart ♪ 682 00:28:17,699 --> 00:28:19,367 [♪ song fades out] 683 00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:34,507 [♪ fanfare playing]