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[speaker]
I think the last time I, like, denied
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my, like, emotional response of,
like, pain
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was probably, like, my last relationship?
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It got to a point where I realized,
like, I actually was not okay.
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So it's like, "Oh no,"
like, "It'll get better."
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But I was in denial of that.
Like, "It's not."
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[laughs] "You need to leave."
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[♪ percussive drum music playing]
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[Bubba barking]
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[Melissa Jackson]
What?
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- [barking]
- [sighs] What is it?
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I'm in pain. I already walked you.
Go to bed.
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[sighs, panting]
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[pills rattling]
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- [opens, closes pill bottle]
- [sighs]
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- ♪ Bang ♪
- [beep]
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[Bubba whines]
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[♪ "Start A Riot" by
Duckwrth and Shaboozey playing]
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♪ Bang ♪
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♪ Minimal minimal minimal minimal... ♪
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♪ Bang ♪
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♪ Minimal minimal minimal minimal... ♪
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- [♪ music picks up tempo]
- [♪ indistinct singing]
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♪ Who in here tryna start a riot? ♪
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[glitching]
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Who in here tryna start a riot? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go ♪
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[Allie]
Well, look who it is!
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I didn't know you lived
in the same neighborhood!
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I didn't know you lived here either!
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[♪ music intensifies]
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♪ All ugly like a brown fur cardigan ♪
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♪ We can skip the monologue
and the arguin' ♪
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♪ I'm like who in here
tryna start a riot? ♪
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[laughter]
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- Play date?
- I wish. I have to go to work.
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Oh. Let me watch him for you.
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- They can be new friends. Like us.
- [laughs]
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- Okay. Here you go.
- Yeah!
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♪ I don't need no super suit,
I'm feelin' brave ♪
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- See you later, guys.
- I'll text ya.
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♪ Way way way,
who in here tryna start a riot? ♪
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[♪ song continues]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Who in here tryna start-- ♪
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♪ Let's rock and roll, so high up ♪
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♪ I can see the flow, down he go ♪
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♪ It's a plane, it's a UFO ♪
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♪ Friend or foe, let me know ♪
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♪ If you bump that action,
it don't matter ♪
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♪ Just let me know, know, know ♪
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♪ Make way ♪
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♪ I'm comin' through with
my crew to make 'em pay ♪
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♪ I don't need no super suit,
I'm feelin' brave ♪
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♪ Don't be a hero,
turn around and walk away ♪
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♪ Who in here tryna start... ♪
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[♪ music slows dramatically]
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- [bumping]
- [♪ distorted singing]
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[beeping, glitching]
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[♪ distorted singing continues]
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[indistinct yelling]
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[♪ song stops]
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- [phones ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]
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Hey, Mel. You alright?
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You said you were hurt,
but not hurt-hurt.
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Yeah, no.
I didn't wanna make it weird.
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Um...
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Do you think I could
work in the office today?
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I-I don't even think
I'm supposed to be driving.
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- Sure. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Alright, what-what--
Can you tell me what happened yet?
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It's truly not worth your time.
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Alright, well if you're not gonna tell me,
I just have to fill in the blanks myself.
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You got into another fight at
the Prospect Park Five Guys, huh?
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- [Patti] You fought five guys?
- Patti, I'm moving you to carts today.
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But I thought when I came to dispatch,
I wouldn't have to do carts.
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Do me a solid, just for today, alright?
Mel needs this.
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[Patti]
She's faking!
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- [Melissa sighs]
- [Alex Williams] Come on.
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I signed that letter of recommendation
for you for the management program.
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Don't even think about it.
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'Kay? High Flyers only picks one person
from each department,
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and this year, it's gonna be me.
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Well, let's hope you fly so high,
you end up at another airport.
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[Patti]
[giggles] You wish.
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Hey! You've never looked better,
by the way.
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[Melissa]
Are you still here?
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- [♪ percussive music playing]
- [groans]
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Well. Looks like it's just
me and you today, huh?
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[sighs] Yeah, I guess so.
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[chair creaks]
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[groans]
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[phone buzzing]
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[Melissa]
Hm. Well, look who's feeling guilty.
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[sighs]
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[voicemail] Hey, you've reached Mel.
Leave a message at the beep.
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- She's still ignoring me.
- [ends call]
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Did you know that the higher you get,
the drier you get?
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I have a line of travel products,
for us, by me.
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You will be supporting Black, woman,
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and me-owned businesses.
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Oh! And right now, I have a special on...
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lotion-watches. Ah!
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They don't keep the time,
but they help you shine...
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Ugh, stay ashy then!
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If Mel is ignoring you,
it's probably for a reason.
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Uh, I bailed on her birthday for dick.
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It was Bi-Coastal Bae.
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With that ass that can crack walnuts?
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You shouldn't have done it,
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but I get it.
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Right? This man represents every man
that has ever rejected me.
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I had to do it.
Plus, he was only in town for the night.
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I'm apologizing as soon as I can find her.
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I just didn't wanna do it empty-handed.
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So, how many times?
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- [stuffed bear] I love you!
- Twice.
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- Mm!
- And then I was starving,
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so we split the parm at Carbone.
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And then?
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We did it again in the bathroom.
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- [Kaya] Oh, Rory Cohen!
- Can you just... [sighs]
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Has he texted?
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Gimme! Uh-uh! [squeals]
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I don't even know him. It was nothing.
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Good morning and a sunrise?
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How does this perfect man make money?
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He's an orthopedic surgeon for athletes.
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The LA Football Club
has him on speed dial.
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A soccer doctor. Please leave.
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- Uh-uh. [laughs]
- I get it. Thank you.
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Wait! Wait, wait.
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The second-generation
lotion-watches
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dropping Black History Month.
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- [grunts]
- Thank you.
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Tell Mel I hope she's feeling better.
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- Why? What happened?
- [♪ drum sting]
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And I respect all religions.
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- I really do. But...
- [text notification chimes]
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...do the holidays have to all
fall at the same time?
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Like, we all know at least two days
in Kwanzaa that are not real.
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Right? Jumanji? Emoji?
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[text notification chimes]
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[drops folder]
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Tuning me out already. I missed this.
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- What the fuck is High Flyers anyway?
- [Alex] I told you about it.
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You said it sounded like
homework for grownups.
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- Is it not?
- [Alex] Well, yeah,
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but it's homework that qualifies you
for a pay bump when you finish.
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Look, th-the poster's right there.
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[scoffs] If it's between that
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and the secret picture poster,
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- I'm choosing whimsy, baby.
- [both laugh]
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Every time, Alex, I'm choosing whimsy.
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Maybe I should be making better choices.
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Speaking of choices,
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I...
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bought a plane ticket to your wedding.
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Are you f-- You for real?
I didn't think you'd actually come.
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- Was I invited by accident?
- [Alex] N-No!
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No, of course not. It's just...
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[laughs] Mel, you don't fly.
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- No.
- [Alex] I mean, that's amazing. I'm just,
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you know, surprised, and...
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I-I guess I'm honored
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that you would take
your first flight for me.
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Oh, it's not for you. [giggles]
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It's a great excuse to spend
New Year's on the beach,
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a-and, uh, spend money I don't have.
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Well, you and Rory are
gonna have a great time.
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Do I not get a plus one?
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I mean, I'm not going with Rory.
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I'm bringing a date.
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Of course you are.
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- Yeah! Single, so...
- [laughs] Yeah.
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[laughs] You have a date.
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- That's right.
- And I have a date.
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- You do?
- What are we, a calendar?
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- [laughs]
- Yeah! [laughs]
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- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [airport chatter]
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Finally gonna see the Grand Canyon
after all these years.
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- Hey! Any tips?
- [tires screech]
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- Don't fall in.
- Hm.
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Hey, Patti, have you seen Mel?
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Uh, yes I have, actually.
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She should not be coming into work
if she can't lift 30 pounds.
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Oh, my God, is she seriously hurt?
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Well, Alex told me that she got in
a rumble with five guys in Prospect Park.
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- Shit.
- I mean, shouldn't you know that?
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Aren't you two like Shrek and Donkey?
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I'm sorry, am I Donkey to you in th--
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You know what? Never mind.
Don't answer that.
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Yes, you're the donkey,
and stop covering for her!
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Get out.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Melissa] They should have called it in.
Can you check again?
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I-It's M as in mango.
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E as in--
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- [massage chair whirring]
- Yes. And Jackson as in...
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the Five? [laughs] So...
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No, I don't know the name
of the doctor that saw me.
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No, I don't have a primary care physician.
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Because I'm poor?
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No, I am not a drug addict, Howard!
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[call ends, beeping]
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[sighs]
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[Rory Cohen]
Hi, Mel, are you okay?
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- Patti said you got into a fight.
- [Melissa] I did.
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With an Ümlaüt wardrobe Friday night.
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- [beep, chair stops]
- No, come on.
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I got it.
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- [chair beeps]
- Oh. Thank you.
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- [chair restarts]
- Ah...
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- I should've been there.
- Yeah, you should have,
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but you had your fundraiser, right?
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- So, I-I get it.
- [Rory] Okay, don't be mad,
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but there...
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there was no fundraiser.
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[Melissa] [sarcastic]
Wow. Really?
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- The shock.
- Bi-Coastal Bae hit on me in the lounge,
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and he smelled like a leather candle.
I had to say yes.
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You know how hard it is
for me in these streets.
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Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
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Because I'm weak, okay? I suck!
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God. Can you please pretend
that this never happened
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and accept these
apology-slash-birthday gifts?
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[♪ gentle music playing]
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[bag rustling]
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[gasps] Moisture Luther King!
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Kaya put out a new lotion watch?
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No more of the Talcum X. Okay.
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[giggles, gasps]
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Babe, did they not
give you the good drugs?
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Oh!
Just enough to get through the weekend.
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But, apparently, the pharmacist says
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- that they didn't give me any refills.
- Fuck big pharma.
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- [grunts]
- I'm not gonna let them do you like that.
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You know this place
is full of drugs, right?
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This is a new cart.
It only has 50 yards on it.
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How different could it be
from Mario Kart?
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I see you, Melissa.
243
00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:12,113
Patti for Alex.
244
00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:13,907
[on radio] I just saw Mel
hot-dogging in the cart.
245
00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:15,075
I told you she was faking.
246
00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,743
Shit. Oh, where you taking me?
247
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,829
To the bowels, baby.
To the bowels.
248
00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:22,040
- [♪ indistinct rapping]
- [equipment whirring]
249
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,418
This place is supposed to be
the holy grail of illegal paraphernalia.
250
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,045
We're talking smack, poppers,
251
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:30,131
stoppers, uppers, downers,
inners, outers,
252
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,634
all taken from idiot flyers.
253
00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,929
It's legend.
It's the pharmacy of your dreams.
254
00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:37,764
You'll be feeling good in no time.
255
00:10:39,721 --> 00:10:42,769
[refrigeration whirring]
256
00:10:43,687 --> 00:10:46,523
What? It's all food.
257
00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:48,775
I don't understand.
Everything I've heard about this place,
258
00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:50,986
we should be nipple-deep in substances.
259
00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:52,153
I'm sorry.
260
00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:55,490
Who smuggles a whole ham?
261
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,242
- Brazen.
- Oh!
262
00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,535
[laughs]
263
00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,620
- Shit. [grunts]
- Oh, girl. [laughs]
264
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,914
- Just be careful.
- [mutters]
265
00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,625
[Rory]
Aw...
266
00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,755
Did I ever tell you
I got these in film school?
267
00:11:10,755 --> 00:11:12,340
- [Melissa] No!
- They were itchy!
268
00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,634
Oh! Please put that away.
269
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:17,262
I was eating one of its cousins
when that wardrobe fell on me.
270
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:19,097
Please me you weren't by yourself.
271
00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:21,808
No. Uh,
272
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:25,353
Tamika and Lamar,
they came over for drinks. [laughs]
273
00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,732
- Getting to know the neighbors.
- [phone chimes]
274
00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:35,405
I'm sorry, excuse me?
275
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:36,740
Is that Bi-Coastal Bae?
276
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,242
Yeah, it's Ben. Uh, but wait.
If your neighbors were there--
277
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:41,119
I'm so sorry, did you say Ben? Ben?
278
00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:42,621
- Uh, are we on a first-name basis?
- Okay--
279
00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:43,997
- [speaker] Hey!
- Oh, my God!
280
00:11:43,997 --> 00:11:45,874
- [groaning]
- Sorry.
281
00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,043
- [grunts]
- You're Mel, right?
282
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:51,421
I heard you got messed up 'cause you owed
five grand to a card shark.
283
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:53,715
Who's starting these rumors?
Listen-- [sighs]
284
00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,467
You know what? Yeah, that was me.
285
00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,761
Nice.
Wh-What are you guys doing down here?
286
00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:59,304
- We--
- We're looking for illegal drugs.
287
00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:02,599
- That part.
- Oh, sorry. I can't help you.
288
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:04,601
Drugs are taken off-site
to be incinerated.
289
00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:06,519
I protect American agriculture.
290
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,605
Farmland Security.
291
00:12:08,605 --> 00:12:10,732
- You need Homeland Security.
- [drums on table]
292
00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:12,525
- TSA.
- Shit.
293
00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:15,320
- Oh no, no.
- What?
294
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,863
Jason is in TSA.
295
00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:18,698
It's a little awkward for me
to see him right now
296
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:20,575
with another guy's handprints on my ass.
297
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:24,704
- Rory! You owe me.
- [sighs] Okay.
298
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:27,624
Nancy, don't let me down.
Mama needs meds.
299
00:12:27,624 --> 00:12:29,542
Uh, quick question.
300
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,378
- Yeah?
- Um...
301
00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:33,672
- Could you tell me about this ham?
- [Carlos Chavez] Ooh.
302
00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:35,465
- Absolutely. Nice one.
- [Melissa] Mm-hmm.
303
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:36,925
- Acorn-fed.
- [Melissa] Acorn-fed.
304
00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:38,802
Worth probably about four-thou.
305
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,639
- $4,000.
- Mm-hmm. An investment ham.
306
00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,140
[♪ upbeat music playing]
307
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,142
Um... Can...
308
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,770
Can I... have it?
309
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,939
I'm not-- [laughs] I'm not supposed to.
310
00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:53,275
But...
311
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,111
- [sighs] Sure, go ahead.
- Mm. [laughs]
312
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,862
- Thank you. [chuckles]
- You're welcome.
313
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:01,032
Hey, Rory. When I say investment,
you say ham.
314
00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:03,368
- Investment! Investment!
- [Rory] Ham. Ham.
315
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,370
- Investment! [laughs]
- [Rory] [sings] ♪ Ham! ♪
316
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:09,124
[Melissa] You have handprints on your ass,
you keep looking at your phone.
317
00:13:09,124 --> 00:13:11,668
- Do you have feelings for Ben?
- [Rory] No, and even if I did,
318
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,045
guys like that don't catch feelings
for guys like me.
319
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:15,755
- [Patti] [on radio] Patti for Melissa.
- Finally.
320
00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,883
- Go for Melissa.
- [Patti] This is a dereliction of duty.
321
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,802
- You are in breach of employee code.
- I... got my period.
322
00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:24,472
- It's a wide one.
- [Patti] That isn't a real thing.
323
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:25,599
[metal squeaking]
324
00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:28,184
[TSA agent] Directly on the belt.
Not in the bin.
325
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,978
- [beep]
- I said not in the bin!
326
00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,563
I don't care what they do at LaGuardia.
327
00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:33,189
Does this smell like LaGuardia?
328
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,942
Do not take your tiny liquids baggie out,
lady!
329
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:38,361
We only do that sometimes, okay?
330
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:41,072
Get that tiny pillow
in that tiny bag right now--
331
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:44,868
Ivan! Cover for me.
332
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:48,538
- [Melissa] You slept with him?
- [Rory] He was in my COVID bubble.
333
00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:52,042
Mel, TSA Jason.
TSA Jason, Mel.
334
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:55,503
So, uh, I know I never ask you
for anything, but I was wondering if--
335
00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:59,049
Sure you do. Every Tuesday,
and I'm always happy to give it to you.
336
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:01,426
Aren't you supposed to be
stopping terrorist attacks or--
337
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,553
Yeah, that's not real.
My job is to humiliate people
338
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,347
and to tell them to get new socks.
339
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,974
- [Melissa] Mm.
- So, how can I help you, Rory?
340
00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:10,060
Um, I know this is random, but, um,
341
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:13,104
you don't happen
to have any painkillers, do you?
342
00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:14,522
[Jason]
Sorry, I can't help.
343
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,608
But, you know,
they're first taken to a stash spot.
344
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:18,026
Not sure where it is,
345
00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:20,820
but perhaps you could talk to somebody
with eyes on the outside.
346
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:23,740
You know what, I have an idea.
347
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,159
- Come on, let's go.
- [♪ intriguing music playing]
348
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,786
So... See you tomorrow, Rory?
349
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:30,914
Um, uh, actually, tomorrow is no good.
350
00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,832
There's a new James Patterson coming out,
351
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:34,960
so Hudson will be slammed.
352
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,753
I was kinda hoping you
and I could get slammed.
353
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:38,964
[awkward laugh]
354
00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:40,423
[Melissa]
Rory!
355
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:42,801
Yep, yep, yep!
356
00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,511
[Rory]
Do you think you can gun it a little bit?
357
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:46,596
No, I can't. Slow and steady.
358
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,807
If I brake, I'll shit out my spleen.
359
00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:51,184
[Rory]
Patti, 8 o'clock. Patti, 8 o'clock.
360
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:55,021
- Oh, shit. [strained grunt]
- [♪ action music playing]
361
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,023
- My investment ham!
- Leave it!
362
00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,608
Sir, you are a witness to a crime.
363
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,111
Any complaints,
and you're obstructing justice.
364
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,863
Excusez-moi!
365
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:08,660
My thing is, like, the doctor
said I'ma get a little taller,
366
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,912
I just gotta wait. But, I'm 30 now.
367
00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:13,081
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so like, do I have to--
368
00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:14,791
Yo, what's up, Mel?
369
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,960
Heard you got high and hit a parked car.
370
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,086
For the love of God!
371
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,921
I just got into it
with some Ümlaüt furniture.
372
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,882
I could help you sue some Swedish bitches.
373
00:15:21,882 --> 00:15:24,551
He will. This fool almost brought
Arby's to its knees.
374
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:26,803
Mm-hmm. You don't stop
serving the cordon bleu,
375
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,805
and expect me not to get paid.
376
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,265
Bait and switch, motherfucker!
377
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:32,309
It said "for a limited time."
378
00:15:32,309 --> 00:15:34,185
Just write down what happened.
I'll send it to my guy.
379
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,313
I might take you up on that,
but we're actually just here
380
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:37,939
to get intel on the stash spot?
381
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:39,774
They wanna know about the stash spot.
382
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:42,068
Yeah, we don't have a lot of time so...
383
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,195
- They don't got a lot of time.
- They don't got a lot of time. [laughs]
384
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,574
Hey yo, DeShawn and myself,
we out here on the ground.
385
00:15:47,574 --> 00:15:49,701
We see a little bit,
hear a little bit.
386
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,244
Mm-hmm. We also don't see shit.
387
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,496
If you wanna talk to the man
who really runs JFK,
388
00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,957
he got his eyes in the sky,
who knows everything?
389
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,125
You need to talk to...
390
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,878
- the Birdman! Caw-caw!
- The Birdman!
391
00:15:59,878 --> 00:16:02,005
- You feed him hamsters.
- Yeah, it's serious.
392
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,590
Most airports have bird men.
393
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,050
Okay, bird persons.
394
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,010
Ours is the only real,
like, Birdman, for real.
395
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,095
- Ours is special.
- Bird persons.
396
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,513
It's not mysterious. It's just a job.
397
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:13,725
It's not just a job, T!
They prevent bird strikes.
398
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,393
Alright? Sully Sullenberger shit!
399
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,437
[laughs] Ow! Fuck.
400
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:18,521
You good?
401
00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:20,857
[sighs] I'm getting there.
402
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:23,944
Alright. Don't go dyin' on me, Jackson.
403
00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:26,488
"Don't go dyin' on me, Jackson." [laughs]
404
00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:28,114
What up, man?
We gonna see the Birdman or what?
405
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:29,908
Grab a coat over there.
We gotta be incognito.
406
00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:30,992
[hawk screeches]
407
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:32,077
♪ Hear what I say ♪
408
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,329
[♪ "Legend Has It"
by Run The Jewels playing]
409
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:35,497
[hawk screeches]
410
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,249
♪ We the new PB & J ♪
411
00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,750
♪ We dropped a classic today ♪
412
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,211
♪ We did a tablet of acid today ♪
413
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:43,922
[cans clattering]
414
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,967
Hey, man. Uh--
415
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,051
[shushes]
416
00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:52,931
- [bird screeches]
- [surprised yelps]
417
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,391
This is Loki.
418
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:56,309
So, we're actually here
because our friend--
419
00:16:56,309 --> 00:17:00,105
Each morn, gulls risk getting
sucked into the jet engines.
420
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:03,567
Pulverized.
Threatening lives of both men and bird.
421
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,152
Each morn, it's Loki's job here
422
00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:08,071
- to scare the gulls off.
- [Rory] Fantastic.
423
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:09,948
Look, I hate to break up
this falconry lesson,
424
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:11,866
but my girl Mel is in a lot of pain,
425
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:14,369
- so if we could just move this along...
- Respectfully.
426
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:16,538
Well, if you're looking for drugs at JFK,
427
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,957
you just have to watch
as they unload the planes.
428
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:21,334
Drugs are usually the first
or the last thing taken off.
429
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,795
See, I knew that shit.
I knew they had a system.
430
00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:25,088
- That's not what you said.
- Shaun.
431
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,716
You said we don't get raises
because JFK cares more about birds
432
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:30,886
- than it does its employees. That's what--
- I-I-- Wh-Why-- Really? Right here?
433
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:33,513
I personally love what you do.
Makes my job a lot easier.
434
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:34,639
[Birdman]
Oh, thank you.
435
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,517
Lift, thrust, weight, and drag.
436
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,227
- [bird screeches]
- [all gasp]
437
00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:42,522
To fly, you need all four.
438
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,191
Everybody knows about lift and thrust.
439
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,527
They propel you upwards, forward.
440
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,446
But weight and drag,
they're equally as important.
441
00:17:49,446 --> 00:17:51,448
- Do you know why?
- [Shaun] Oh, I know this one.
442
00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:54,075
Math.
443
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:56,745
The opposing forces balance each other.
444
00:17:56,745 --> 00:17:58,997
Lift is equal to gravity
while thrust is equal to drag.
445
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:02,208
- Okay, Captain Einstein!
- Actually, he's correct.
446
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,668
He is correct.
447
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:07,255
You know, sometimes the things
that hold you back and slow you down
448
00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:11,009
are actually the things
you need to take off.
449
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:14,930
[♪ thoughtful music playing]
450
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,558
Okay, well, great.
Great, so should we kick rocks?
451
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,644
- [DeShawn] Yeah.
- Thanks, man.
452
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:23,355
- [planes roaring]
- Thank you. I owe you one, Mr. Birdman.
453
00:18:23,355 --> 00:18:25,982
Oh, please.
Mr. Birdman was my father.
454
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,943
You can call me Caaaawwwwwrl!
455
00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,153
I won't. [laughs] So...
456
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,906
My name i-is Carl.
457
00:18:32,906 --> 00:18:34,157
[geese squawking]
458
00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:37,494
[plane roaring]
459
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:39,829
[Rory]
You're awfully quiet.
460
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:40,914
[Melissa sighs]
461
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:43,625
That bird nerd really fucked me up.
462
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,752
What time's the flight land?
463
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:47,754
Hawaiian Airlines
lands between 2:00 and 3:00,
464
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,381
Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
465
00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:51,758
And so, we have 12 minutes.
466
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,176
[Rory]
You need to get out more.
467
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,762
Well, I bought a ticket to Hawaii.
468
00:18:56,763 --> 00:18:58,598
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
469
00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:02,227
- I mean, we can still go together.
- [Rory] Yeah! No,
470
00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:05,647
yeah, th-that's great.
But, um, oh, this is big!
471
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:07,649
How? When did...
472
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,695
A woman died next to me in the hospital.
473
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:14,072
She had nobody.
474
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,534
I mean, nobody.
Like, nobody to throw her a funeral,
475
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,870
and even if there was one,
no one would come.
476
00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,872
- And...
- [♪ melancholy music playing]
477
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:25,500
I'm just tired of waiting
for my life to start.
478
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,085
I wanna go to the next level.
479
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,214
There's been so much drag.
I just...
480
00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:34,092
It's time to thrust.
481
00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:38,305
- Oh, you're trying to thrust alright.
- Come on. [laughs]
482
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:40,307
Alex, Hawaii, I see you.
483
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:41,600
- No!
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,686
No, seriously, it's not about him.
It's about me!
485
00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:49,232
I wanna take my first flight...
486
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:54,362
and dip my toes in the Pacific Ocean.
487
00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:58,325
If you say so.
488
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,329
This is messy, messy, messy.
489
00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:05,123
- Oh, my God. Shut up!
- [phone ringing]
490
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,918
[laughs] Oh, this motherfucker.
491
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,211
Nice.
492
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,795
[Father] [on phone]
Son, we have a problem.
493
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,422
- Yeah, no shit.
- [whispers] Be nice.
494
00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:16,259
[Father] There's a $4,000 ham
missing from the confiscation room.
495
00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:17,886
[whispers]
Shit.
496
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:23,141
Admit nothing, you weren't there.
You're not even here.
497
00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:29,481
- [♪ electronic music playing]
- [door opens]
498
00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:30,899
Hey, Dad.
499
00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:33,109
[drops file]
500
00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:34,194
- [Sam Cohen] Rory.
- [chair creaks]
501
00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:38,865
Melissa--
502
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,825
I-It's all my fault!
I-I was in an accident.
503
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,202
My body feels like i-it's been railed,
504
00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,954
and the ham was just
a devastating casualty
505
00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:46,081
in his effort to help me.
506
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:48,708
[Sam]
Wow.
507
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:49,960
[mouthing]
508
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,004
Owning your mistakes outright.
I'm impressed.
509
00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:56,591
Look, your manager left
multiple glowing reviews.
510
00:20:56,591 --> 00:20:59,177
Your attendance record? Perfect.
511
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:02,264
You showed up here today,
even though you had good reason not to.
512
00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:07,102
That's dedication. You know, JFK has
a-a management training program.
513
00:21:07,102 --> 00:21:08,812
Have you heard of High Flyers?
514
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:09,896
[Rory scoffs]
515
00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:11,314
Yeah.
516
00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:13,191
So, you're considering it?
517
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,277
[♪ "The Jeffersons Theme Song" playing]
518
00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:17,571
♪ Movin' on up to the east side ♪
519
00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,322
♪ Movin' on up ♪
520
00:21:19,322 --> 00:21:21,825
♪ To a deluxe apartment ♪
521
00:21:21,825 --> 00:21:23,702
♪ In the sky ♪
522
00:21:23,702 --> 00:21:25,245
- [Sam] Melissa?
- [♪ record scratch]
523
00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:26,871
No.
524
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,623
Oh, you should.
525
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,834
Well, think about it, let me know, okay?
526
00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:33,962
M-Maybe Rory and I could
take the program together--
527
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:37,132
Oh, don't bother, Mel. My father
doesn't think I'm management material.
528
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:39,426
Actually, Rory could be.
529
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:41,177
He could be a lot of things,
530
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,096
if he didn't quit the second
they got difficult.
531
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:46,600
- That's not true.
- [Sam] Well, tennis, karate.
532
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,059
Interior design.
533
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:51,605
I opened the door for him,
all he had to do was walk through.
534
00:21:51,605 --> 00:21:53,023
[coughs] Fuck your door.
535
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:57,319
[Sam] [clears throat]
Melissa, it's been a real pleasure.
536
00:21:57,861 --> 00:21:59,696
Okay? High Flyers could use you.
537
00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:01,489
Yeah. Thank you.
538
00:22:03,992 --> 00:22:07,037
- Bye, Mr. Cohen.
- [Sam] Take care, Melissa.
539
00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:10,123
[♪ tense music playing]
540
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,252
You're 30-fucking-5.
541
00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:23,803
Okay, I am so sorry.
542
00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:26,097
- I can explain.
- [Alex] You don't have to.
543
00:22:27,182 --> 00:22:29,184
I got a call from the president of JFK.
544
00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,852
Great.
545
00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,146
He said you're gonna do High Flyers.
546
00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:36,983
No, I-I said I'd consider.
547
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:39,694
Well, if you consider it, and it's a yes,
548
00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:41,738
I wrote you a letter of recommendation.
549
00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:50,789
[both laugh]
550
00:22:50,789 --> 00:22:52,791
- [door opens]
- [Patti] Alex! Alex!
551
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,167
[panting]
552
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,795
Melissa's doing drugs in the fruit room
553
00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:58,713
with TSA Jason [wheezes] and Birdman
554
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,674
and a ham! And-- Ow!
555
00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:03,593
My cramping. [groans]
Cramping up-- my IBS attack!
556
00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:05,762
O-Okay, Patti.
Thank you, thank you.
557
00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:07,514
You can go take care of that.
I got it from here.
558
00:23:07,514 --> 00:23:09,724
- [stomach gurgling]
- [Patti panting]
559
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:11,726
[Melissa]
She's not well.
560
00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:15,981
[indistinct PA announcement]
561
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:22,487
[text notification bloops]
562
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,954
[phone ringing]
563
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,794
I feel like you're ghosting me.
Do you wanna talk about it?
564
00:23:37,794 --> 00:23:41,548
No, no. I-I'm fine.
I-I shouldn't have, uh...
565
00:23:41,548 --> 00:23:44,801
Well, don't say you're fine if you aren't.
You can-- You can be honest.
566
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:49,139
Look, I don't wanna bore you
with my daddy issues.
567
00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:50,974
Yeah, well,
you couldn't be boring if you tried.
568
00:23:50,974 --> 00:23:53,435
So, lay it on me.
569
00:23:53,435 --> 00:23:58,023
♪
570
00:23:58,023 --> 00:23:59,691
- [train rumbling]
- [Rory] I got you something.
571
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:04,237
It's not as much fun
as controlled substances,
572
00:24:04,237 --> 00:24:05,947
- but...
- [gasps]
573
00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:07,490
- My investment ham!
- [Rory] Yeah! [laughs]
574
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:09,576
Ooh, your dad is gon' kill you.
575
00:24:09,576 --> 00:24:11,578
That's okay. My ham will go on.
576
00:24:11,578 --> 00:24:13,121
[both laugh]
577
00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:19,920
Mel, I-I think we should be
more honest with each other.
578
00:24:21,004 --> 00:24:22,422
I really want that, too.
579
00:24:22,422 --> 00:24:23,924
- Okay.
- [both laugh]
580
00:24:25,175 --> 00:24:26,301
Truth?
581
00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:30,430
I think I made a mistake with Alex.
582
00:24:32,098 --> 00:24:34,100
I shouldn't have broken things off, and...
583
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:37,395
I hate that he's getting married.
584
00:24:40,148 --> 00:24:41,191
Truth?
585
00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:44,736
I-I do have feelings for Ben
586
00:24:45,278 --> 00:24:47,322
and I think he feels the same.
587
00:24:47,322 --> 00:24:49,616
H-He's coming into town this weekend.
588
00:24:49,616 --> 00:24:53,203
But I can totally tell him to
fuck off if you wanna hang.
589
00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:55,330
Truth?
590
00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:58,959
- I'm happy for you.
- [both laugh]
591
00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:01,044
But tell him to fuck off Friday.
It's mine.
592
00:25:01,044 --> 00:25:02,754
- Done.
- [laughs]
593
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:05,924
I wouldn't want you replacing me
with Tamika and Lamar.
594
00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:10,136
Yeah. Deal. [laughs]
595
00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:12,681
And one more...
596
00:25:14,057 --> 00:25:15,141
truth. Uh...
597
00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:18,812
I-It's embarrassing that...
598
00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:21,439
my dad can see the good
in my friends, and not in me.
599
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:23,191
So...
600
00:25:23,984 --> 00:25:26,778
I don't want you to do
the management training program.
601
00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:29,864
[♪ "Where Is My Mind?"
by Tkay Maidza playing]
602
00:25:29,864 --> 00:25:31,783
♪
603
00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:35,787
Yeah. Okay, I get it.
604
00:25:38,832 --> 00:25:40,584
♪ Where is my, where is my ♪
605
00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:43,670
♪ Where is my, where is my, where is my ♪
606
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:45,380
- [text notification chimes]
- ♪ Where is my, where is my ♪
607
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,966
♪ Where is my, where is my, where is my ♪
608
00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:50,343
♪ Where is my,
where is my, where is my... ♪
609
00:25:51,428 --> 00:25:54,931
♪ With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground ♪
610
00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:57,976
[sighs]
611
00:25:59,477 --> 00:26:02,856
♪ Try this trick and spin it ♪
612
00:26:02,856 --> 00:26:05,942
Lift, thrust, weight, drag.
613
00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:08,486
♪ Your head will collapse,
but there's nothing in it ♪
614
00:26:08,486 --> 00:26:12,324
Lift, thrust, weight drag.
615
00:26:12,324 --> 00:26:13,783
♪ Where is my mind? ♪
616
00:26:13,783 --> 00:26:15,869
[Alex]
Thus, it is my deepest pleasure
617
00:26:15,869 --> 00:26:19,122
to recommend Melissa Jackson
to your program.
618
00:26:19,122 --> 00:26:22,876
There is no one brighter or more
ready to grow than Mel.
619
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:25,462
Sincerely, Alex Williams.
620
00:26:25,462 --> 00:26:26,796
♪ Way out ♪
621
00:26:26,796 --> 00:26:29,966
♪ In the water, see it swimmin' ♪
622
00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:38,892
[ringback tone]
623
00:26:39,601 --> 00:26:41,811
Hey. It's me.
624
00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,814
Making it weird. [laughs]
625
00:26:44,814 --> 00:26:46,942
You know, this is Alex Williams, right?
626
00:26:46,942 --> 00:26:49,027
- Oh, shut up.
- [Alex laughs]
627
00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:51,321
I'm just saying, I thought you
lost my number for a second.
628
00:26:51,321 --> 00:26:53,990
No, I was just trying to be
respectful of your situation.
629
00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:56,159
You know, not cross any boundaries.
630
00:26:56,159 --> 00:26:58,036
[Alex]
What, friends can't talk on the phone?
631
00:26:58,036 --> 00:26:59,788
We are friends now, right?
632
00:26:59,788 --> 00:27:01,039
Yeah.
633
00:27:02,082 --> 00:27:03,792
Is this a good time?
634
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,127
Oh, well, Julie's working late,
and the Knicks are fucking losing,
635
00:27:06,127 --> 00:27:07,712
so your timing is impeccable.
636
00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:10,966
So, she left you home alone.
She must think you're a grownup.
637
00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:13,218
[laughs] Well, the jury's out on that,
638
00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:16,054
but I think I'm a grownup, Ms. Jackson.
639
00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:18,348
How many times do I have to tell you?
My name is Melissa.
640
00:27:19,099 --> 00:27:21,726
- Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty.
- [Alex] Oh, I know.
641
00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:24,229
[♪ "Situation" by Ruth B playing]
642
00:27:24,229 --> 00:27:26,648
- How you feeling?
- [Melissa] I'm good.
643
00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:29,025
[♪ soft vocalizing]
644
00:27:29,025 --> 00:27:32,487
I just wanted to, um,
call and say you're welcome.
645
00:27:32,487 --> 00:27:35,657
[on phone]
[laughs] For being [clears throat]
646
00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:38,785
brilliant and easy to be around.
647
00:27:40,662 --> 00:27:43,123
You know, whoever paid you to write this,
I owe them one.
648
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,875
It's just the truth, Ms. Jackson.
649
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,627
[laughs]
650
00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:50,046
♪ But it's so complicated ♪
651
00:27:50,046 --> 00:27:53,800
♪ Baby, all I'm saying is ♪
652
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,928
♪ What's the situation? ♪
653
00:27:58,096 --> 00:27:59,931
♪ Ooh ♪
654
00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:03,018
♪ What's the situation? ♪
655
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,606
[♪ vocalizing]
656
00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:11,067
♪ You're always full of jokes,
I'm kinda soft spoke ♪
657
00:28:11,067 --> 00:28:14,029
♪ But when we get together,
I feel understood ♪
658
00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:16,907
♪ You say we're having fun,
and you say that I'm the one ♪
659
00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:20,785
♪ But this so dumb,
got me so confused ♪
660
00:28:21,369 --> 00:28:24,289
♪ Wish I knew exactly what you meant ♪
661
00:28:24,289 --> 00:28:27,167
♪ Wish it wasn't messing with my head ♪
662
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:31,630
♪ Right person, wrong time, I'm dying ♪
663
00:28:32,255 --> 00:28:36,009
♪ I've been wondering
what's been going on ♪
664
00:28:36,009 --> 00:28:39,930
♪ What's the situation? ♪
665
00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:55,070
[♪ fanfare playing]