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[ambient street noise]
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[speaker] Why do I think some people
in New York die alone?
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I think the unrealistic standards
that certain people have.
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Out of fear?
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Um, because... they broke?
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♪ Let's begin now ♪
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[♪ "Good Day" by Greg Street feat.
Nappy Roots playing]
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[train rumbling]
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♪ I woke up this morning
and I said ♪
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♪
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♪ You know, instead of ♪
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♪ Waiting for a good day to happen,
you know, waiting around ♪
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♪ Through ups and downs, you know,
I, I just said, look ♪
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♪ We're gonna have,
we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪
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♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪
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♪ And all we wanna do is get by today ♪
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♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody gonna die today ♪
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♪ Save that drama for another day, hey ♪
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- ♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
- [alarm beeps]
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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I work here, motherfucker!
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[panting] My bad.
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[♪ "Everyday People"
by Sly & The Family Stone playing]
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[alarm beeping]
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♪
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Doin' alright?
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♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪
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♪ And I can be wrong ♪
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♪ My own beliefs are in my song ♪
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No, you're absolutely gonna love it.
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South Africa!
You can't go wrong with a country
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with penguins and giraffes!
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♪ I am everyday people ♪
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No, I'm telling you!
Don't sleep on the surf lessons.
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You're more likely to be bit
by a New Yorker than a shark,
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and that's a true fact!
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B26 is always empty.
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If you don't mind the smell of
buffalo wings, you can set up camp there.
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Or you can just get some
and become part of the problem! [laughs]
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- [giggles, sighs]
- ♪ I am everyday people ♪
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- [yawns]
- [phone notification chimes]
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[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson playing]
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♪ I'm head over heels ♪
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♪ Big time for real ♪
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♪ Ooh baby ♪
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[♪ music stops]
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Oh, there's the birthday girl!
Ooh, ooh!
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[singing]
♪ One time for my birthday bitch ♪
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♪ One time for my eh, eh, eh ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it, get, get-- ♪
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Oh, no. Sad twerking? What--
You got the invite.
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- I didn't know he was engaged!
- Yeah, I know.
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I can't believe he's getting married
to someone else after you rejected him.
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Before he could reject me!
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And, I mean, as I predicted,
he found someone else that makes sense.
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- I mean, look at her.
- Bitch!
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Look at you! Woman King!
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- The Woman King...
- No, say it like you mean it.
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[forceful] Woman King!
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- That's a little bit loud...
- Sorry.
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She was supposed to be his rebound,
not his wife.
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I don't know, I just--
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But can we unpack this on the way
to Hudson? I'm late, even for me.
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You know I'm not, like,
your personal chauffeur, right?
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I'm not Morgan Freeman.
You're not Miss Daisy.
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Come on! Let's go! I've never broken up
a straight wedding before.
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First of all,
even if I wasn't afraid to fly,
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and I could fit into
my silk Eloquii jumpsuit--
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- Silk jumpsuit?
- I don't know.
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I wanted to be warm
and cold at the same time.
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The point is I still wouldn't do it
because that would make me pathetic.
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No, you're only pathetic
if you still have feelings for him.
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Otherwise, you're Julia fuckin' Roberts.
Okay, picture it.
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- It's winter in New York...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and you're flying out of it
straight into a Mai Tai.
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- We arrive only for the reception...
- Yeah.
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...where we dominate-a za dance floor,
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duck-walking to Whitney
as Alex calls for a do-over
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because he wants to marry you.
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Okay. Let's say you do drug me,
you get me on the plane.
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I still wouldn't go because I'm broke,
and I cannot open another credit card.
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It's my treat.
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Do you ever think about money,
or is it like a Scrooge McDuck situation?
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- Like a pool of money.
- How many times do I have to tell you,
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- my parents are rich, I'm not.
- You have horses,
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you work at Hudson
to meet a trust fund requirement,
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and last, but not least,
your dad is president of fucking JFK.
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Oh, shut your fucking face! Stop the cart!
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Lizzo's here.
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"A5, 10 minutes."
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Okay, what-- A-Are you serious?
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Yeah, Tina from Delta
just posted on Slack.
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Which Tina? 'Cause one is a liar.
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The one with the big titties.
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- Big Titty Tina!
- Big Titty Tina! Shit!
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I have a medical transport.
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If it was really that important,
they would send an ambulance.
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Fuck it. It's my birthday.
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- Yes!
- [both trilling]
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- [laughs]
- God! I can't believe I'm gonna be bad!
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- [honks horn]
- Ah!
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- Okay, watch out. Watch out! Excuse me!
- Lizzo, Lizzo! I love--
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[♪ "Ruff Ryder's Anthem" by DMX playing]
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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- [Melissa] Come on! Back up!
- [honks cart]
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- Kaya! Lizzo! Now!
- [Kaya] Ah!
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Yes! Gail! Cover me! I got the shits!
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♪ Open up shop, oh ♪
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[Melissa]
Hey, Josh! Lizzo's here!
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Lizzo?!
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♪
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♪ Niggas wanna try,
niggas wanna lie ♪
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- ♪ Then niggas wonder why... ♪
- [all] [chanting] Let's go! Let's go!
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- Aw...
- Aw, come on.
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[gasps]
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♪
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Bi-Coastal Bae gets
better looking every week.
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I'd let him do anything to me.
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He don't wanna do anything to women.
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What are the chances he's into vers bottom
Gaysians who are lactose intolerant?
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- Zero, right?
- Zero.
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Shut your pie holes.
None of you are getting him.
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We work at the airport.
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We're invisible to him and everybody else.
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Now, can we go, please?
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So beautiful!
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- Mel. Mel! Mel, look out!
- Oh shit!
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- [screams]
- Oh!
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- [Kaya] Watch out!
- Oh, shit!
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- [people screaming]
- Oh, shit!
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- [Rory] Oh, my God.
- [Josh] Got a loose apple!
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- [screaming continues]
- [Melissa] Move! Coming through!
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[Alex]
Don't forget to sign and date.
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- It's a whole thing if you don't.
- [Melissa] No one even got hurt.
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This whole place is a liability fest.
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- You gotta be more careful.
- I know!
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Now, my perfect record is besmirched.
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I'm not going back to baggage claim.
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Yeah, I don't... think they want you back.
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No, shit. They sent me up here.
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I oughta thank them for that.
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[quiet PA announcement]
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- So, uh...
- [drums on table]
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Did you get the email?
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I did, and I did not touch Patti's lunch.
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Who eats cold clams at work? That is--
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Oh, that email!
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[sing-songy] ♪ We gettin' married! ♪
[laughs]
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N-N-Not-- Not me. H-Her. She-- [laughs]
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You're marrying her in-in two months
on New Year's Day.
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And that is... that's great. That's, uh--
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Mazel tov on that.
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Thank you. Yeah. Gosh, it happened...
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all so fast, you know? And...
That's why I didn't get a chance to--
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No, I-I-- Look, I-- Mm...
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I'm happy you're...
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- getting Maui'd? Ugh...
- Oh.
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God, don't start a trend, please.
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- [laughs]
- So, uh, hey!
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What about you?
Got any big plans tonight,
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or is it another Thai-day night
with Rory, per usual?
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
We are actually going out for Thai food.
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- Oh, wow. Hm...
- And karaoke!
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So, that's what they call, what?
A-big tings!
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- Alright.
- [taps table]
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Well, have fun.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and Mel... happy birthday.
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- Thank you.
- [soft laugh]
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I gotta head back to the cart,
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so I'm gonna do that. Just...
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[imitates beeping]
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[laughs]
Like... "All aboard!" Just like...
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Okay, alright.
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Excuse... [laughs]
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Patti.
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Loser.
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[coat rustling]
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[indistinct PA announcement]
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[toilet flushes]
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[hand dryer blowing]
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♪
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Hoo!
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[hand dryer stops]
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♪
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Nice-- N-Nice shoes. Nice shoes.
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Oh, Saks.
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Saks Fifth Avenue?
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Oh. [laughs] Oh!
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I thought you said "sex,"
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and I was gonna be like,
"What? No! I can't."
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If I said sex, you'd know it.
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♪
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So, you work at the sixth-largest airport
in the world for how long now?
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Four years, going on probably forever.
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And you still don't know
this place is covered in jet fuel?
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What? Really?
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- You're fucking with me. Yeah.
- Yes, I'm fucking with you, Terrance.
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- I heard you crashed today.
- Mm. Who told you?
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- I got my ways.
- You got your ways.
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- Tina. [laughs]
- Tina. Tina told me.
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What happened?
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I don't know. I was trying to see Lizzo.
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Did you know we're the same age?
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35.
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We both have the same
amount of hours in our day.
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Both fat. Both Black.
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Both fucked up.
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But look what she did with it.
I mean, shit.
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I don't know about her,
but I know about you.
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Mm. Do you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know.
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I don't think anyone really knows me.
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I know that you hate spiders.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And raisins.
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They look like old spiders.
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- [laughs] You're funny. And smart.
- Mm.
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And you know a little bit
about a lot of bit.
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Here's how I see me.
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I'm broke,
my family thinks I'm a lost cause.
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My love life is a joke,
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and the punchline is,
I work at an airport,
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- I'm afraid to fly.
- [chuckles]
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But you can't let fear
keep you from taking off.
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You're not even a little bit curious?
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You're missing out on so much.
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[♪ pensive music playing]
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Okay, Carmen Sandiego. Where you been?
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- Where I been?
- Mm.
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- I've been to Munich, Baghdad...
- Mm.
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- ...Tokyo, Turkey.
- [laughs] Okay. Alright, alright, alright.
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- Thank you for your service.
- [laughs] It's my pleasure.
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...right to be litigious as fuck, Deshawn.
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I'm clocking every OSHA safety violation.
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[Deshawn]
I don't care about none of that, bro.
243
00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:22,082
You'll get us shut down, Shaun.
Then, I gotta be at home with Dee Dee?
244
00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:24,167
Mean as hell,
she got a damn IED put in last week, bro.
245
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,545
It's I-- IUD, I think is what you mean.
246
00:10:26,545 --> 00:10:28,004
I think it was a DUI.
247
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:31,007
Hey! G-E-D-L-M-N-O-P.
I don't give a damn, bro.
248
00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,385
She mean, man.
Trying to skip Six Flags this year!
249
00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,886
My nigga, how many times I gotta tell you?
250
00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,596
That sixth flag is for
the Confederate flag.
251
00:10:36,596 --> 00:10:39,266
How many times I gotta tell you,
we go for the other five flags, bro.
252
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:41,017
And the churros. Delicious racism!
253
00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:42,477
- [laughing]
- Alright.
254
00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:44,354
- [coughing]
- Look, I told you.
255
00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,147
- That smoking can kill you.
- Listen, Terrance,
256
00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:47,607
we are Black people living in America.
257
00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:49,276
Our odds are not that great to begin with.
258
00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:50,860
[siren chirps]
259
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,446
[siren chirps]
260
00:10:55,824 --> 00:10:57,659
[both laugh]
261
00:10:57,993 --> 00:10:59,661
- That's funny to y'all?
- [Terrance] No, it's scary!
262
00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:00,745
I thought it was over for me!
263
00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:02,455
Don't know why y'all laughing.
I froze.
264
00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,124
- 'Cause I'm scared!
- [Deshawn] I got warrants!
265
00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:07,085
[indistinct PA announcement]
266
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:09,880
[airport chatter]
267
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,631
Ah! There you are.
268
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:14,092
Oh, my God. So, uh, about tonight.
269
00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:16,595
Come on.
You cannot do this to me again.
270
00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:19,556
If you bail for dick on my birthday,
we're done. For real this time.
271
00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,641
No, I-I-I wish it was dick, no. Um,
272
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:25,312
Dad was, uh, chairing this fundraiser,
and now he can't go,
273
00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:27,772
and I have to host some table or whatever.
274
00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:29,190
And you know how he is.
I can't say no.
275
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,650
Oh, I-I know, I know.
276
00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,777
Look, we'll do everything
you wanna do next weekend.
277
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:35,488
I promise. We'll take edibles
and watch The Office and--
278
00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:37,365
We'll skip the Robert California episodes?
279
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:38,491
[Rory]
Obviously.
280
00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:41,453
Go. Have fun.
281
00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,455
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
282
00:11:43,455 --> 00:11:45,832
Mm. I'll go to my happy place. [laughs]
283
00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,208
Alright. [kiss]
284
00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:53,256
[♪ "Here I Go Again"
by Whitesnake playing]
285
00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,720
♪ Oh, Lord, I pray you give me strength ♪
286
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,639
♪ To carry on ♪
287
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:04,893
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
288
00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:10,357
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
289
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:15,445
- [beeping]
- [♪ song continues over PA]
290
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:19,032
- [Melissa] Things cost a lot these days.
- [beep]
291
00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:21,785
Your total is $376.43.
292
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,371
You know what? [laughs]
293
00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:26,122
Fuck it. Today, I'ma do me.
294
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,208
[♪ song continues]
295
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,502
Uh, actually,
296
00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:32,587
uh, this one should work.
297
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:33,672
Hmm.
298
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,049
[Melissa]
Wait, I'm sorry.
299
00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:39,177
Can I get that family card discount,
or is it just for families?
300
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:43,223
[beep]
301
00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:44,975
Appreciate you. [laughs]
302
00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,146
- Enjoy your day. So...
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:53,984
Just very efficient packing--
packing person, so...
304
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,362
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
305
00:12:57,362 --> 00:13:00,448
I got it. Y-You good? I'm good. You good?
306
00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:03,076
[voicemail beeps]
307
00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,703
[Beverly] [on phone]
Hey! It's your mama, baby!
308
00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:06,746
When you get a chance,
I need you to show me how to record
309
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,498
the John Legend singing show.
310
00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:10,959
Pivot! Pivot!
311
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:13,003
[Beverly] I'ma get
your brother to come over here
312
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:15,338
and move this table!
I keep banging my foot.
313
00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:17,674
Speaking of foot,
314
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,843
keep the Johnson family
in your prayers, child.
315
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:23,597
Instead of losing weight,
Julissa lost a foot to the diabetes.
316
00:13:23,597 --> 00:13:24,681
[box thuds]
317
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,683
[Beverly]
Oh! Almost forgot.
318
00:13:26,683 --> 00:13:28,643
[sings]
♪ Happy birthday to-- ♪
319
00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,937
Okay. Alright.
It's not about you, Mom.
320
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:34,691
Okay. [sighs]
321
00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:37,736
[scoffs]
322
00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:40,322
I need a partner for assembly.
323
00:13:40,322 --> 00:13:42,449
Watch this, Ümlaüt!
324
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:44,910
♪ Are you ready?
My time, it's telling my phone ♪
325
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,203
♪ Wonder what's next,
I been doing my own ♪
326
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,663
♪ Ring, ring, but the caller unknown ♪
327
00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,373
♪ Ready, set, go,
now, I'm in my zone ♪
328
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:52,792
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring ♪
- Fuck off.
329
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,794
[laughs] Mm.
330
00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,004
[crunches]
331
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,840
♪ Are you ready, ready, ready ♪
332
00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,925
Check!
333
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,093
[groans]
334
00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:05,055
- [thuds]
- [sighs]
335
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,307
Alright. [panting]
336
00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,642
Woo!
337
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,518
[muffled moaning]
338
00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,646
- [claps]
- [laughs]
339
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:14,814
Tamika ain't the only one
gettin' it on tonight.
340
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:17,817
[sensual grunting]
341
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,738
- You Ratatouille piece of shit!
- [smacks ground]
342
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,657
- Fall the fuck back, Remy!
- [sniffing]
343
00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,242
Fall the fuck back!
344
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:27,118
This is mine.
345
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,578
You stay on that side of the house.
346
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:29,788
I'll stay on this side.
347
00:14:29,788 --> 00:14:31,206
Piece of shit.
348
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,582
[crunches] Mm!
349
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,668
[mouthful]
You jealous of me?
350
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,336
Fuck you, motherfucker!
351
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,671
[loud crash]
352
00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:41,049
- [slow beeps]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
353
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:48,056
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[muffled voices]
354
00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:51,017
[beeping continues]
355
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:53,186
[speaker 1]
Black woman. 35. Single.
356
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:56,523
She was found in her apartment
unresponsive by her neighbor.
357
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,650
- [grunts]
- She experienced lacerations to the face,
358
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,944
a contusion to the back of the head.
359
00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,697
- Holy balls!
- [speaker 2] Whoa, lemme get that for you.
360
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,282
[Melissa]
I feel like a piñata.
361
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,492
That would be the hairline rib fracture.
362
00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:09,661
A-A rib fracture from what?
363
00:15:09,661 --> 00:15:12,038
Chest compressions,
after she stopped breathing.
364
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:15,292
Wait. I stopped breathing? For how long?
365
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,710
For almost three minutes.
366
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,128
Three minutes?
367
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:21,047
That's longer than Despacito.
368
00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,757
The blunt force trauma
to the back of her head
369
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,885
caused her to fall forward onto her face,
370
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,511
and she choked on the...
371
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:29,848
Crab Rangoon that was in her mouth.
372
00:15:29,848 --> 00:15:32,183
- Is that like a crab spring roll?
- It's more like a fried dumpling.
373
00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:33,768
[speaker 3]
I thought those were pot stickers.
374
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:34,853
Pan fried or deep fried?
375
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:37,188
I-It is a crispy fried wonton,
376
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:40,025
with a filling made of cream cheese,
green onions, and crab.
377
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,109
Oh.
378
00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:42,777
Most of the time,
it's imitation crab, right?
379
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,946
But the one that tried
to kill me was real crab
380
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:47,324
because I paid extra
for it for my birthday.
381
00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:50,660
[crying laugh]
382
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:56,750
[group] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
383
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,711
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
384
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,838
[Melissa]
No. Please, God!
385
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,215
- [sighs]
- [doctor clears throat]
386
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:06,051
Uh, okay.
Uh, what are the next steps?
387
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:09,387
The next steps is me
getting up out this bed,
388
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:10,472
going home. [groans]
389
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,140
- Ah, ah, ah!
- For next steps,
390
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,184
because of the severity of the concussion,
391
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:16,686
she'll need to be kept awake
for the next six hours or so.
392
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:19,314
A short script of Percocet
to treat the rib fracture.
393
00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:21,524
- Mm-hmm.
- Otherwise, 500 milligrams of ibuprofen.
394
00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:23,818
No strenuous physical activity
for the next six weeks.
395
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,528
Lucky for you,
I haven't had strenuous activity
396
00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:27,822
for the last six years, so we good.
397
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,366
Okay. Well, try to take it easy.
398
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:30,951
Keke here will get you discharged shortly.
399
00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:34,412
- [quiet hospital chatter]
- [indistinct PA announcement]
400
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,790
I know that was a lot.
How are you feeling?
401
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,251
Great. I never felt better, so...
402
00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:41,503
Well, um,
I tried the emergency contact number
403
00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:43,088
we have for you on file.
404
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,422
I can't get through.
405
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:48,343
- Is it still 212-345--
- That's, that's...
406
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,555
That's my phone number.
407
00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:53,098
You--
408
00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:55,100
You're your own emergency contact?
409
00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:56,977
[softly] Yeah.
410
00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:59,479
Well, it's hospital policy.
You gotta find somebody to pick you up.
411
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,273
Where's my phone?
412
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,233
Of course...
413
00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:10,031
It's gonna be a minute, so...
414
00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:12,951
[Keke]
You doing okay, Ms. Robinson?
415
00:17:12,951 --> 00:17:16,246
[Ms. Robinson] Remember to bring me some
hot sauce with my dinner or pull the plug.
416
00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,623
[Keke]
I'll ask Dr. Tibideaux.
417
00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:23,920
- [ringback tone]
- [sighs]
418
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,007
- [phone vibrates]
- [♪ mischievous music playing]
419
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:30,135
[beep, click]
420
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,220
♪
421
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:38,852
[Rory] [on voicemail] Hi, you've reached
Rory Cohen. You know what to do.
422
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:40,020
[hangs up]
423
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,104
[scoffs]
424
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:43,732
Hey, listen.
If you can't find anyone,
425
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,775
there are services here at the hospital
to pick you up--
426
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:48,445
Uh, you know what? Can I tell you
the truth, Keke? It is Keke, right?
427
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,072
The one person that's
supposed to be here for me
428
00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:52,824
isn't fuckin' picking up. [laughs]
429
00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:54,576
And, as luck would have it,
430
00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:56,286
[laughs] I ain't got nobody else!
431
00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:59,205
So, if you really wanna help me,
432
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,042
could you please give me some space
and time to figure it out?
433
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:04,002
Okay? Thanks.
434
00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:09,966
[Keke]
Mercury is on one. [groans]
435
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:14,387
- [softly] Jesus Christ.
- [laughing]
436
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:17,057
What's so funny?
437
00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:20,685
- I didn't think you had it in ya. [laughs]
- Had what in me?
438
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,854
Some goddamn fight.
439
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:25,982
I underestimated you. [laughs]
440
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:28,401
Guess I underestimated me, too.
441
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,404
I'm Melissa. What's your name?
442
00:18:32,239 --> 00:18:33,740
Elise.
443
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,618
Happy birthday, Melissa.
444
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:37,702
[giggles]
445
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,121
Thanks.
446
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,874
So, Elise, what brought ya here?
447
00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:44,668
Oh, I fell down.
448
00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:47,087
And at this age, that can kill you.
449
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:50,173
Well, you know what? I died today,
and it did not live up to the hype.
450
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,925
Most deaths don't.
451
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,761
Wh-What do you mean?
452
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:57,222
[Elise]
There are three kinds of deaths.
453
00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:58,807
Physical death,
454
00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:01,476
we all know and write poems about.
455
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:03,353
Then, there's the kind
456
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:05,939
when people stop caring about you.
457
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,733
And the worst kind
458
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,279
is when you stop caring for yourself.
459
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,282
In that case, I died a long time ago.
460
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:18,243
Well, maybe you should start living then!
461
00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:21,204
- [Melissa scoffs]
- I used to be just like you, Melissa.
462
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:22,872
Holding my tongue.
463
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:24,708
Scared of everything.
464
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,961
But then, I jumped into the deep end.
465
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:29,963
Woo! [laughs]
466
00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:33,550
Now, when my life flashes before my eyes,
467
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:38,138
at least I'll see somethin'.
468
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,309
I wanna see something, too.
469
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:45,020
- [♪ gentle music playing]
- Know better, do better.
470
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,104
Hm.
471
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,773
[Elise]
Now, tell me this.
472
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,692
Was that crab rooty-tooty worth it?
473
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,777
[laughs]
474
00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:55,196
- Huh?
- Ow. Yeah.
475
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:57,032
- [laughs]
- Yeah, it was.
476
00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:58,825
Alright. [laughs]
477
00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:01,411
You know, what you should try is gyoza.
478
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:06,374
I had some in Japan. So good, oh!
479
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:08,460
- It made my toes curly.
- [Melissa laughs]
480
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:12,088
I would have to take your
word for it because I don't fly.
481
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,133
Well, neither did I, until I did.
482
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:19,971
Girl, you've gotta stop caring
about what people think,
483
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:23,850
and start doing shit that scares you.
484
00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:25,894
Okay?
485
00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:27,687
Deal.
486
00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:31,358
Hm. You know what, Elise?
487
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:33,860
I know we just met...
488
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:37,530
I don't know,
what if we cared for each other?
489
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,951
At least that's one death we don't have
to worry about, right? [laughs]
490
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,536
- [rapid machine beeping]
- Elise?
491
00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:46,957
Ms. Robinson? Cold blue, B226!
492
00:20:46,957 --> 00:20:49,459
Elise! Elise!
Start bagging her.
493
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,044
Get in. Get the crash cart in.
494
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,671
[♪ "The Funeral" by
Band of Horses playing]
495
00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:55,173
Ms. Robinson, can you hear me?
Ms. Robinson!
496
00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,509
- [pumping chest]
- Starting compressions.
497
00:20:57,509 --> 00:21:00,053
[defibrillator whirring]
498
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:02,722
[beeps, flatlines]
499
00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:05,308
Time of death, 10:27 p.m.
500
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:11,982
Do you think you can call the coroner?
[chuckles] I'm trying to get outta here.
501
00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:15,360
[Keke]
Yeah, I'll call her. DSS case.
502
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,821
- No next of kin.
- [nurse] Let's go.
503
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,739
[♪ vocalizing]
504
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:20,824
[grunts]
505
00:21:28,415 --> 00:21:31,501
♪ Really too late to call ♪
506
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:35,046
♪ So we wait for ♪
507
00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:40,010
♪ Morning to wake you ♪
508
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:43,263
♪ Is all we got ♪
509
00:21:43,263 --> 00:21:47,267
♪
510
00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:49,436
[♪ song continues muffled]
511
00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:50,979
[retches]
512
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:53,690
- [♪ music stops]
- [quiet hospital chatter]
513
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:55,025
[Melissa]
I'm so sorry.
514
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:58,737
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
515
00:22:02,097 --> 00:22:03,992
[♪ soulful music playing]
516
00:22:03,992 --> 00:22:05,577
[Brian]
I saw him live in Lincoln Center.
517
00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:07,120
Now this cat, he's a New Yorker.
518
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,872
I mean,
you've been to Lincoln Center, of course.
519
00:22:08,872 --> 00:22:10,540
I actually have never been. [laughs]
520
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,459
Jada! You gotta go!
521
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:15,170
- You know what? That settles it.
- [Jada giggles]
522
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:17,297
I am taking you to the Lincoln Center.
523
00:22:17,297 --> 00:22:19,549
We gon' see jazz that's gon'
have you scatting in real life.
524
00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,551
You gon' be walking down the street.
[scatting]
525
00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:23,428
- [Jada laughs]
- People gon' be like "She's scatting."
526
00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:25,639
- [phone buzzing]
- Your phone keeps going off.
527
00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,557
- You sure don't need to get that?
- Nah, it's my sister.
528
00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:29,059
No, I ain't gotta get that.
529
00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,560
I, uh-- [clears throat]
530
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,395
Only thing I gotta get is
531
00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:34,189
a second date?
532
00:22:34,189 --> 00:22:36,483
[giggles]
533
00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:38,860
Or should I say... [scatting]
534
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:41,863
- [laughing]
- [sings] ♪ Give me a second date! ♪
535
00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:43,240
[horn honks]
536
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,575
- [brakes squeal]
- [Brian] [softly] Shit...
537
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,371
[♪ "That's How We Do"
by Chel Strong playing]
538
00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:51,289
Little sis!
539
00:22:55,502 --> 00:22:58,004
♪ Woo! When it's on the floor
what we gon-- ♪
540
00:22:58,004 --> 00:23:00,048
[♪ song continues on radio]
541
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:02,217
♪ Pick it up,
that money and we fall through ♪
542
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,594
- ♪ Pick, pick, it up ♪
- I'm sorry I ruined your night.
543
00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:07,931
Just once, I would love
to get a call from you
544
00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:11,434
and it not be that you
need somethin' from me.
545
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:14,396
♪ Pick, pick, pick it up, pick it up,
that money on the floor ♪
546
00:23:14,396 --> 00:23:16,356
I didn't have anybody else to call.
547
00:23:16,356 --> 00:23:18,149
♪ Then hit the floor, get some more ♪
548
00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,735
♪ I want more, come on, boy,
that's how we do, that's how we do ♪
549
00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:24,406
♪ That's how we do, hold up,
money bomb ♪
550
00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:25,865
♪ Calling me, wait I gotta answer ♪
551
00:23:25,865 --> 00:23:27,701
♪ Bring the money home ♪
552
00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:29,327
[♪ rapping continues]
553
00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:30,537
Okay, what the fuck happened?
554
00:23:31,371 --> 00:23:33,790
I was putting together Ümlaüt furniture,
and it fell on me.
555
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:37,627
So, you got Ümlaüt money,
but you still on my family plan.
556
00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:39,504
Don't start, don't start.
557
00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:41,673
I can make it up to you!
[stammers] What do you want?
558
00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:43,174
I'll watch the kids. Damn!
559
00:23:43,174 --> 00:23:44,885
- You gonna watch the kids?
- Yeah.
560
00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:47,554
Man, come on now.
I am not about to sit here
561
00:23:47,554 --> 00:23:50,891
and pretend that I need you
only for you to say you gon' show up
562
00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:52,684
when we know your ass ain't.
563
00:23:52,684 --> 00:23:53,977
Shit, get the fuck outta here.
564
00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:55,478
I got two kids, not three.
565
00:23:55,478 --> 00:23:58,607
You wanna help me out?
Seriously? Fix your shit.
566
00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:01,776
- Okay. And your shit smells like roses?
- Never said that.
567
00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:03,737
You a alcoholic who voted for Jill Stein.
568
00:24:03,737 --> 00:24:07,240
- I voted my conscience!
- Okay, you split the vote, motherfucker!
569
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,700
Ben-gha-zi!
570
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,243
- Okay. Alright.
- You know, we in New York!
571
00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:11,661
- It don't matter who I voted for.
- Okay.
572
00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:13,330
I could've voted for my balls.
It don't matter.
573
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:14,414
You know what?
574
00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,207
Stop the car.
575
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,084
- Hell no. No.
- [grunts]
576
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:19,252
Stop the fucking car!
577
00:24:19,252 --> 00:24:21,546
- [tires screech]
- Hey! Fuck! I'm stopped! Are you happy?
578
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:22,964
[Melissa]
Yes, I'm fucking happy! Shit!
579
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:24,799
Fuck outta my car, bro.
Get out. Bye.
580
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,301
- [Melissa] Ow! Fuck!
- [Brian] Mm-hmm.
581
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:28,345
Go home to white wife
and your imported beer!
582
00:24:28,345 --> 00:24:30,972
I will! I can't wait!
See you at the fucking funerals!
583
00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:33,099
- [tires screech]
- Move!
584
00:24:33,099 --> 00:24:35,810
- [neon light buzzing]
- [patrons cheering]
585
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,979
[♪ karaoke version of "Creep"
by Radiohead playing]
586
00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:40,732
[indistinct chatter]
587
00:24:40,732 --> 00:24:43,318
[karaoke singer]
♪ Run, run, run ♪
588
00:24:43,318 --> 00:24:47,072
♪ Run... ♪
589
00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:55,664
♪ Run... ♪
590
00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:57,707
[♪ vocalizing]
591
00:24:57,707 --> 00:24:59,876
[♪ music slows]
592
00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:02,254
♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪
593
00:25:02,254 --> 00:25:04,714
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
594
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:06,508
♪ Whatever you want ♪
595
00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:12,097
♪ You're so fuckin' special ♪
596
00:25:14,516 --> 00:25:17,811
♪ I wish I was special ♪
597
00:25:19,437 --> 00:25:22,440
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
598
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,568
- [knocks on bar]
- [bartender] Last call, babe.
599
00:25:24,568 --> 00:25:26,027
[Melissa]
Um...
600
00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:28,530
Can I get a shot of Jack and a PBR?
601
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,907
[DJ]
Alright, after we take a quick break,
602
00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:32,951
- up next will be Michelle.
- [clapping, cheering]
603
00:25:32,951 --> 00:25:35,370
[Melissa]
This isn't my shit.
604
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,997
- Fuck!
- [slams bag]
605
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,708
What's wrong?
You know, besides the obvious.
606
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:42,377
- [♪ quiet rock music playing]
- The hospital gave me Elise's stuff.
607
00:25:42,377 --> 00:25:44,379
I should probably ask
a follow-up question,
608
00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:45,797
but we're about to close.
609
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,300
That's okay.
610
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:49,634
She's dead.
611
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,264
Now, you're forcing my hand.
612
00:25:54,264 --> 00:25:56,641
What happened? Are you okay?
613
00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,435
Am I okay?
614
00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:00,395
[laughing]
615
00:26:00,395 --> 00:26:01,980
Absolutely not!
616
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:03,398
I was--
617
00:26:03,398 --> 00:26:05,650
I was supposed to die today.
618
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:09,404
Can you imagine
choking on your favorite food
619
00:26:09,404 --> 00:26:12,073
the same day you get a wedding invitation
620
00:26:12,073 --> 00:26:14,159
from the only man that's ever...
621
00:26:16,494 --> 00:26:17,495
got you?
622
00:26:18,747 --> 00:26:21,791
Every day, I take people
to where they're going,
623
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,585
but I have no fucking idea
where I'm going.
624
00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:25,503
And even if I did, I couldn't afford it!
625
00:26:25,503 --> 00:26:26,963
[scoffs]
626
00:26:26,963 --> 00:26:30,258
I'm still paying off the Lane Bryant bra
they cut off my body...
627
00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:35,388
to drag my fat ass back into
a world where nobody sees me.
628
00:26:40,018 --> 00:26:42,020
[crying] And I pretend to be okay with it.
629
00:26:44,773 --> 00:26:46,608
[♪ melancholy music playing]
630
00:26:46,608 --> 00:26:48,443
But the truth is...
631
00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:54,950
I wanna be seen.
632
00:26:57,202 --> 00:26:59,204
I wanna be loved.
You know what I'm saying?
633
00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:02,290
Like, I want someone to love me,
634
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,169
even though I can't.
635
00:27:10,298 --> 00:27:11,800
So, now what?
636
00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:13,468
[sniffles]
637
00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:18,682
[bartender]
I don't know.
638
00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:20,350
[both laugh]
639
00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:24,563
- No one fuckin' knows.
- [scoffs]
640
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,483
All you can do is just make
the next best decision you can.
641
00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:31,027
Build from there.
642
00:27:31,027 --> 00:27:32,696
[sniffles] You need more vegetables.
643
00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,364
- [Melissa] Does salsa count?
- [laughs]
644
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,616
[grunting]
645
00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:44,749
[snips]
646
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,962
[♪ melancholy music continues]
647
00:27:49,212 --> 00:27:50,881
[paper rustles]
648
00:27:54,384 --> 00:27:55,927
Do you have a safe place to go?
649
00:27:59,639 --> 00:28:01,725
Yeah. Yeah.
650
00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:03,351
[chain rattling]
651
00:28:03,351 --> 00:28:07,105
♪
652
00:28:09,691 --> 00:28:10,817
[knocking]
653
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,904
This is a bad idea.
654
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,407
What the fuck am I doing?
655
00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:19,034
[unlocks door]
656
00:28:19,034 --> 00:28:22,120
[door creaks]
657
00:28:25,582 --> 00:28:27,083
Oh, shit.
658
00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:31,671
[♪ gentle music playing]
659
00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,757
- [keys jingle]
- Wow.
660
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,303
[laughs]
661
00:28:38,303 --> 00:28:40,931
Okay, Elise. I see you.
662
00:28:44,476 --> 00:28:47,854
♪
663
00:29:04,496 --> 00:29:07,082
[metallic rattling]
664
00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:08,375
The fuck?
665
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,961
[whining]
666
00:29:10,961 --> 00:29:12,254
Hi! [laughs]
667
00:29:12,254 --> 00:29:15,298
Oh, hi! Oh, my goodness!
668
00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:18,260
- Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
- [whining]
669
00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:19,344
Yeah.
670
00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,180
- [sniffles]
- [panting]
671
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,473
What's your name?
672
00:29:24,224 --> 00:29:25,225
[sighs]
673
00:29:25,892 --> 00:29:28,103
It's Bubba? [sighs]
674
00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:30,188
Hi, Bubba. I'm Mel. [sniffles]
675
00:29:31,898 --> 00:29:33,733
Yeah. Hi.
676
00:29:36,152 --> 00:29:37,988
I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
677
00:29:43,132 --> 00:29:44,578
[collar rattles]
678
00:29:44,578 --> 00:29:47,289
- Oh. [giggles] Come on!
- [panting]
679
00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:50,959
I know.
680
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:55,839
- [Bubba whines]
- You ready?
681
00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:58,174
- Yeah, me neither.
- [door clicks]
682
00:29:58,174 --> 00:30:01,261
[♪ "Moment For You" by Mega playing]
683
00:30:04,139 --> 00:30:06,683
[♪ vocalizing]
684
00:30:06,683 --> 00:30:08,268
Ah, shit.
685
00:30:11,146 --> 00:30:14,649
♪ I need a little rest from my heart ♪
686
00:30:16,192 --> 00:30:17,235
[sighs]
687
00:30:17,235 --> 00:30:20,614
♪ Somewhere I can silence the noise ♪
688
00:30:21,615 --> 00:30:23,700
♪ Where'd I go ♪
689
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,453
♪ When the highs disappoint? ♪
690
00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:31,750
♪ Will I ever find what I want? ♪
691
00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:35,795
♪ Oh... ♪
692
00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:37,797
[♪ vocalizing]
693
00:30:38,089 --> 00:30:40,425
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
694
00:30:40,425 --> 00:30:43,845
- [♪ vocalizing]
- [grunts]
695
00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:46,640
♪ Bringing me closer to you ♪
696
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,434
♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
697
00:30:49,434 --> 00:30:52,687
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
698
00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:55,398
- ♪ Let it up, let it down ♪
- [phone chimes]
699
00:30:55,398 --> 00:30:58,443
♪ There's treasure in both to be found ♪
700
00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:01,571
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
701
00:31:01,988 --> 00:31:04,241
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
702
00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:07,661
- ♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
- [keypad clacking]
703
00:31:07,661 --> 00:31:10,080
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
704
00:31:10,622 --> 00:31:13,625
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
705
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,961
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
706
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:18,922
- [♪ song ends]
- [Bubba panting]
707
00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:23,927
[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson plays on phone]
708
00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,930
♪ I'm head over heels ♪
709
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:29,975
♪ This time for real ♪
710
00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:32,352
- [clicks phone]
- [♪ music stops]
711
00:31:32,352 --> 00:31:36,231
Zero, two, two, three, two, five.
712
00:31:36,231 --> 00:31:38,692
[representative] [on phone]
Okay, it'll just be a moment. Standby.
713
00:31:38,692 --> 00:31:41,570
- The system's been slow today.
- [laughs] It's alright.
714
00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,738
[representative]
I've never been to Hawaii before.
715
00:31:43,738 --> 00:31:45,949
Me neither. [laughs]
716
00:31:45,949 --> 00:31:48,702
But you know what?
I am excited to finally see something.
717
00:31:48,702 --> 00:31:51,037
[representative]
I am excited for you.
718
00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:54,291
Uh-oh. Declined.
719
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:57,460
Do you have another card
you'd like me to try, ma'am?
720
00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:59,212
- [ends call]
- [horns honking outside]
721
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,006
[sighs]
722
00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:06,052
[♪ upbeat music playing]
723
00:32:22,694 --> 00:32:25,196
[Bubba whines, growls]
724
00:32:25,196 --> 00:32:26,489
[Melissa]
Don't judge me.
725
00:32:26,489 --> 00:32:29,284
I'm just seeing if the numbers fit.
That's all.
726
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:41,463
- [♪ "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy playing]
- [drums on table]
727
00:32:42,422 --> 00:32:45,592
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
728
00:32:45,592 --> 00:32:47,177
♪ Ah... ♪
729
00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:52,682
♪ Ay, ay, ay,
get divin', let's go ♪
730
00:32:52,682 --> 00:32:54,142
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
731
00:32:54,142 --> 00:32:56,436
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
732
00:32:56,436 --> 00:32:57,520
♪ Let me know ♪
733
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,605
[plane roaring]
734
00:32:58,605 --> 00:32:59,773
Let's go.
735
00:32:59,773 --> 00:33:01,399
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
736
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:03,735
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
737
00:33:03,735 --> 00:33:06,488
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
738
00:33:06,488 --> 00:33:08,865
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ If you want some, come get some ♪
739
00:33:08,865 --> 00:33:10,909
♪ 'Cause where I'm from,
we tote big guns ♪
740
00:33:10,909 --> 00:33:12,953
♪ And everybody know
somebody that know somebody ♪
741
00:33:12,953 --> 00:33:14,412
♪ That know somethin' 'bout it ♪
742
00:33:14,412 --> 00:33:16,039
♪ And I want answers now ♪
743
00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:17,666
♪ Who, what, where, when, and why ♪
744
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,292
♪ See, a lot of dudes like to act a fool ♪
745
00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,378
♪ And all get all loud,
but that ain't my style ♪
746
00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:23,880
♪ Now, he who he gonna get
and what he gonna do? ♪
747
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,465
♪ Run up on me if he want to ♪
748
00:33:25,465 --> 00:33:27,217
♪ Out there impressin' his homies ♪
749
00:33:27,217 --> 00:33:29,010
♪ But he stood up in front of his momma ♪
750
00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,470
♪ I mop up the flo' with him ♪
751
00:33:30,470 --> 00:33:32,556
♪ And I kick in the door and
let the fo-fo hit him ♪
752
00:33:32,556 --> 00:33:34,015
♪ I got fools that'll go get him ♪
753
00:33:34,015 --> 00:33:36,142
♪ This for him, his crew and
the dudes that run with him ♪
754
00:33:36,142 --> 00:33:37,352
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
755
00:33:37,352 --> 00:33:39,729
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
756
00:33:39,729 --> 00:33:42,357
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
757
00:33:42,357 --> 00:33:44,442
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
758
00:33:44,442 --> 00:33:46,861
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
759
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:47,946
♪ Let me know... ♪
760
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,958
[♪ fanfare playing]