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前情提要

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我先走,就沒人會看到我們

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{\an8}(塔蒂亞娜德芮)

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鬼地方去死吧

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每個人都會讀到這些投影片

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{\an8}“喜歡玩便便,孤兒蕩婦”

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- 我該跟葛蕾斯說彼得的事
- 拜託不要

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大學生活並不好過

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我對一個直男產生了感覺

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他很可愛耶

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很抱歉,班尼

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那天我誤解了

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你沒有誤解什麼

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彼得沒工作

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他說謊

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{\an8}(系主任要針對外流事件)

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{\an8}(跟你見面談談)

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真甲告白

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好,你覺得這個字體如何?

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- 我的短片完成了
- 超愛

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- 好專業
- 我覺得是“優”

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- 天啊
- 你想看嗎?

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- 這是世界首映
- 想

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“肋骨美元符號”

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是“肋骨”,就只是“肋骨”

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- 了解
- 從頭開始

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(肋骨...)

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不錯吧?

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(劇終)

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- 是你
- 哇

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你喜歡嗎?

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誰會看到這個?

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電影課上的同學和教授

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或許之後會去參加短片電影節

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好吧

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- 你不喜歡
- 沒有

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- 這是大爛片
- 不是,很濃烈

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不可能第一次就看得懂

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- 那你想再看一次嗎?
- 不了

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好吧

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我來把“電影導演”列入我的失敗清單

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- 班尼
- 商科課程、邁爾斯

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“優質型男”不算,你退出了

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對

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我退出了

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好想親眼看到你跟他們攤牌

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是啊

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我們早上考完試要慶祝嗎?

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不行,我跟喬治有約了

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你們現在是同志砲友嗎?

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不是,還有...別這麼說

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- 我會加進禁語清單
- 好

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還有“玻璃閨密”

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你又說了

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你姊真的很妙

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是嗎?

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- 你們兩個現在會互傳簡訊?
- 偶爾

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我覺得超彆扭的

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但她發現我跟她男友上床後
就不會喜歡我了

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我覺得很內疚

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麥可過世時

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我才發現我會有朋友都是因為他

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他一走,他們全都消失了

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我只是害怕那種事再次發生

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再也不會發生了

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真相殺死所有人

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我在練習西班牙文期末考

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- 我以為你會說西語
- 我會,但那是什麼?

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那是我輕鬆拿“優”的科目

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太好了

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我十分鐘後就要考試了

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失敗清單又多了一項

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你們的期末考現在開始

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{\an8}西班牙文入門

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請翻譯“我來自佛羅里達的沿海地區”

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選項A:我來自佛羅里達山區

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{\an8}選項B:我來自佛羅里達的島嶼

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選項C:我在校園出櫃
花了一個學期

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{\an8}假裝成另一個人

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大家看我的眼光全變了

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辨識以下的畫作

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我應該繼續跟他在一起
大家覺得我們很登對

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我們的確很登對,根本就是一幅美圖

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或者分手吧

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Xbox上那段話?塔蒂亞娜德芮?

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她顯然跟他上過床

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或只是在網路上而已
他們在遊戲裡上床?

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有這種事嗎?

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看來像是仇女者會做的事

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哲學入門:為什麼?

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回答以下問題
我們真的有自由意志嗎?

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你要告訴葛蕾斯

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你上過她男友而且很喜歡嗎,賤人?

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“全球正義”會是什麼樣子?

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列舉職場女性對資本主義的

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一個正面影響和一個負面影響

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誰在乎啊?

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系主任知道是我傳出去的
然後我會被退學

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沒工作做,沒學校念

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這本該是我人生中最棒的一年

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{\an8}選項D:轉校
這樣你就再也見不到邁爾斯了

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很好

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選項E:別再騙卡門
關於退出“優質型男”的事

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快點,懦夫!靠!幹!假朋友!

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假朋友!

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院長

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我誠摯道歉,如果我的行為...

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收起你那套練好的可悲道歉

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別在我辦公室把腿張開

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合起來

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糖果店打烊了

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“乳暈太大”

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“媽媽很醜”

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“孤兒蕩婦”

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你們這些“優質型男”很引以為傲嗎?

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你流出的簡報違反了我們的行為準則

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我跟你解釋一下
我過去幾週是怎麼過的

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我接到CNN

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MSNBC、福斯電視台
《早安美國》的電話

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你知道這件事的報導有多大嗎?

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因為我知道

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我們終於成為全國話題了,臭小子

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葉慈迎來了它的光輝時刻

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《滾石雜誌》

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“葉慈大學的菁英豬”

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一堆廢話

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{\an8}“‘優質型男’
一個超獨特的祕密社團...”

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{\an8}“超獨特”

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{\an8}我好想去喔

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你懂嗎?

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從來沒有這麼多人對這所學校感興趣

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我們甚至可以靠這些話題
登上《美國新聞與世界報導》

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年度最佳50所大學

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閃一邊去,俄亥俄州的邁阿密大學

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葉慈媽媽已成風潮

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現在,這件醜聞...

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我居然可以用“醜聞”這個詞

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我現在是真正的院長了,該死

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你也很真實,彼得

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我整個早上都在看你的檔案

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你不屬於這裡

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你跟我一樣都不屬於這裡

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但因為你做的事,我們的時代來臨了

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我們可以拿走我們應得的

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- 所以,貝利克院長...
- 拜託

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叫我潔西卡

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潔西卡

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我沒惹上麻煩嗎?

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那個賤人怎麼說?

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我們完全沒事

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- 什麼?好耶!
- 好耶,兄弟!

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好耶!我以為她會逼我們解散

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我爸和哈維已經挖出她的骯髒事了

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- 哈維!
- 他找到的可多了

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兄弟,她很高興我把投影片流出去

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那賤人說她接到全球新聞媒體的電話

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- 吧檯體育也有?
- 希望如此

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天啊,那簡直是夢想成真

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你搞那招實在太厲害了,彼得

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好樣的!

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- 我就是贏家,寶貝!
- 真的

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你知道嗎?我也還沒完蛋

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沒錯,我的狀況好得很

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我要去紐約

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我要去霍克沃斯
我值得擁有那份工作

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- 那是我的!
- 好耶,寶貝,太好了

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你明年一定得跟我去紐約

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不敢相信我接下來要說這句話,但...

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你得自己舉辦凱撒儀式了

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- 不行,老兄
- 一定要

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- 不行,彼得
- 一定要

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別胡言亂語,你可是管理人

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對,我知道

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我知道我是,但你知道我的凱撒人選

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我現在要說的事很瘋狂

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- 你要公開舉行儀式
- 在大家面前?

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這就是公開的意思

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- 不戴有面具,赤裸裸的
- 不戴面具

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全部公開

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我們會繼續贏,寶貝

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好耶!

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嗨

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- 嗨
- 怎麼了?

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好吧

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- 你知道彼得...
- 太奇怪了

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他傳簡訊說他今天要去紐約

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- 太突然了
- 對吧?

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但我有件事要告訴你

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我借你這件洋裝時
你把我的藥從口袋拿出來嗎?

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我不知道有口袋

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我試穿時心想:“這件真可愛”

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然後我看到口袋
心想:“老娘買定了”

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- 我的表現增強藥放在這裡
- 慘了

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怎樣?

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- 裙子被我丟進洗衣機了
- 你為何要洗我的裙子?

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因為你借我了

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誰會跟朋友借衣服還幫對方洗?

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卡門,我真的很需要我的藥

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我以為你不再陷害朋友了

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- 對不起
- 這顯然只是個小錯誤

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你可以放輕鬆嗎?

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對,葛蕾斯就懂

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大家都會犯錯,而我覺得很內疚

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還好葛蕾斯懂

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這個小錯誤會讓我搞砸

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生物物理化學實驗方法的期末考

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- 等等,為什麼?
- 卡門,我有過動症

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不然我們宿舍為何有廁所?
我是殘疾人士

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那你不是應該有...

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你這次真的害死我了,朋友

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你知道嗎?

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你不是我朋友

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不,我是,我是個很棒的朋友

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我和很多女生都是朋友,我會彌補的

215
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,792
- 我會幫你弄到所有的藥
- 在期末考週?

216
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,210
那是不可能的任務

217
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,129
看我的

218
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,923
真有你的

219
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,008
塔蒂亞娜德芮現身了

220
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,385
她的分身

221
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,262
{\an8}...而且我只高潮過一次

222
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,016
{\an8}然後我要解友了,華麗退場

223
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:45,729
我得走了

224
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,858
我們晚點再聊?

225
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,151
快站起來

226
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,736
我的藥不會自己來找你

227
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,821
交給我

228
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,490
看我的!

229
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,746
我是卡門

230
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,206
我認識你,怎麼了?

231
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,999
我需要興奮劑幫我度過考試

232
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,627
所以你來跟我要毒品?

233
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,380
你大學入學測驗時
為了爭取更多作答時間而撒謊

234
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,465
- 所以我想...
- 我沒撒謊,卡門

235
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,551
我車禍得了創傷後壓力症候群
講話語無倫次

236
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,054
- 我還在努力克服
- 所以你什麼都沒有?

237
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,223
當然沒有

238
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,683
只有維可汀、鎮痛劑

239
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,435
和墨西哥疼始康定,我家要去卡波玩

240
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,853
好像也有嗨嗨水吧?

241
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,773
天啊,再見,艾瑪

242
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,942
我叫艾蜜莉,替我向班尼問好

243
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,529
西文期末考如何?

244
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,115
我大殺四方

245
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,663
- 只買這個?
- 對,只買椰子水

246
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,457
19.50美元

247
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,584
- 太好了,零錢我留著?
- 請便,我討厭硬幣

248
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,255
對,當然了,誰不討厭?

249
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,842
抱歉,有錢的小孩吃米不知米價

250
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,052
這是最棒的工作福利

251
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,679
山米有說什麼嗎?

252
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,597
說了幾個詞

253
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:04,890
還傳了屌照

254
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,933
- 不會吧!
- 對

255
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,393
你的第一張屌照

256
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,311
天啊,好,我不想看

257
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,105
- 因為那是他的隱私
- 當然了

258
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,315
但你現在必須秀給我看

259
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,152
快點拿出來給我看

260
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,530
天啊,大雞雞!

261
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,408
- 我的天!
- 對啊

262
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,325
- 好漂亮
- 非常大

263
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,077
對,沒錯

264
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,205
那現在怎麼辦?我該...我不想回傳

265
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,000
感覺太...

266
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,418
太什麼?

267
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,086
不知道,不像我的作風

268
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,505
你的作風是什麼?

269
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,469
婊子,吸我老二吧

270
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,679
該死

271
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,013
小班?

272
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,890
還好嗎?我不知道你在這裡工作

273
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,808
我沒有

274
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,351
那你在...

275
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,771
你只是在跟朋友聊天?

276
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,274
你們是朋友嗎?

277
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,111
不是

278
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,947
不是,我只是來買蛋白奶昔

279
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,325
好

280
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,204
我好久沒在“優質型男”見到你了

281
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,873
你該不會退出了吧?

282
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,626
沒有啦

283
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,378
不可能

284
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,213
很好,那就好

285
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,341
知道嗎?還好我有遇到你

286
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,926
我有個好消息要告訴你

287
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,845
彼得決定要讓你當凱撒

288
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,847
- 什麼?
- 你們要演舞台劇嗎?

289
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,848
沒有,什麼鬼?

290
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,600
不是,我們...

291
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,519
每年期末考

292
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,357
我們都會舉辦凱撒儀式
向夯哥新生致敬

293
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:36,857
是喔

294
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,485
你是夯哥,你是他媽的夯哥

295
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,070
一直都是你

296
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,448
真的很榮幸,但我不知道該怎麼做

297
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,409
會有提示卡,死記硬背太娘砲了

298
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,413
去穿上長袍,到廣場跟我們碰面

299
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,248
- 好嗎?
- 好

300
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,165
好嗎?

301
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,084
- 來吧
- 對,你行的,老兄

302
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,253
好傢伙

303
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,922
來,我買三根

304
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:00,715
你要買...

305
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,883
三根牛肉條?

306
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,679
- 對
- 一根50元

307
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,058
謝謝你願意跟我聊
我很感激你撥出時間

308
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,393
我是跑過來的,聽我說

309
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,812
我知道你們說不行, 我不可能

310
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,647
跟其他面試的人競爭這份工作

311
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,898
這是個錯誤,老兄

312
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,900
這是個錯誤,這是你這輩子

313
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,319
犯下最大的錯誤,因為我是贏家

314
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,362
我是贏家

315
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,073
我有30個商業點子
和3個應用程式的想法

316
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,701
“喝酒時間”是戒酒追蹤應用程式

317
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,203
第二,“鯊魚銀行”
是高利率的儲蓄帳戶

318
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,497
所有收益都捐給海洋保育協會

319
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,958
第三,專屬男同性戀的優步

320
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,295
我正在追求幸福...

321
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,805
我會好好的

322
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:51,891
他媽的好極了!

323
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,183
他媽的好極了!

324
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,352
- 你真適合這裡的文化
- 沒錯

325
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,813
你有勇氣、毅力、決心

326
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,064
別管別人說什麼

327
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,108
我會盡力幫你爭取這份工作

328
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,276
好嗎?我們是一樣的

329
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,403
我們不浪費時間在無關緊要的事上

330
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,655
我們忙著爭取屬於我們的東西

331
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,324
我好幾年沒刷牙了

332
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,200
你知道為什麼嗎?刷牙根本浪費時間

333
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:13,537
十天後的聖誕老公公大遊行
我會介紹你給整個團隊認識

334
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,039
好嗎?你會見到他們

335
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,665
- 我們會搞定的
- 好

336
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,459
你屬於這裡的文化,兄弟

337
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,961
- 查理!
- 你屬於這裡的文化,兄弟!

338
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,421
- 他媽的聖誕老公公!
- 沒錯!

339
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,089
現在是聖誕節,寶貝

340
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,758
- 聖誕老公公大遊行!
- 下雪吧!

341
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,260
- 聖誕老公公大遊行!
- 大遊行!

342
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,603
嗨,你有沒有... 天啊

343
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,521
卡門

344
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,106
- 嘿
- 還好是你

345
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,983
拜託告訴我你有過動症藥

346
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,736
沒有,抱歉,我沒有過動症也沒有藥

347
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,655
幹!

348
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,156
我完蛋了,邁爾斯

349
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,115
發生什麼事?

350
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,618
首先,我毀了一個朋友的藥物

351
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,661
班尼的?

352
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,828
不是

353
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,082
一杯咖啡就能讓他活力四射

354
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,252
班尼有跟你提過我的事嗎?

355
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:06,340
邁爾斯

356
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,550
沒有

357
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,135
比如什麼?

358
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,888
萬聖節之後他就不回我訊息了

359
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,974
我們本來要一起做期末電影專題

360
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,726
他完全搞消失

361
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,938
- 你可能躲過一劫了
- 我朋友不多

362
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,566
我開始覺得我搞砸了

363
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,276
我懂

364
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,071
我搞砸了兩段友誼

365
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,741
我開始覺得我哥是我最好的朋友

366
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,245
是因為他沒得選,只能跟我玩

367
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,872
你身邊總是有人陪

368
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,167
所以...我不知道你在說什麼

369
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,258
也許別再傳簡訊,當面跟班尼談?

370
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,093
對

371
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,594
好

372
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,097
我在凱撒儀式時會找他談談

373
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:55,973
是“優質型男”

374
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,309
我們要辦愚蠢的凱撒儀式

375
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,768
但班尼退出了

376
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,895
沒有吧

377
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,523
他就是凱撒

378
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,153
各位

379
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,488
今天是“優質型男”嶄新的一天

380
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,076
你們都知道這個儀式
通常是閉門舉辦的

381
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,286
但今天

382
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,496
我們該出面了

383
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,249
把面具摘下來

384
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,043
彼得做了一個英明的決定
讓我們公開

385
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,423
我們即將成為世界上

386
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,800
最有名的祕密社團

387
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,801
我們赤裸裸來做這件事

388
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,095
好耶!

389
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,347
確定嗎?

390
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,975
我覺得面具很酷

391
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,811
我覺得我們應該保守祕密...

392
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,480
- 還有神祕感...
- 神祕感很娘砲

393
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:48,108
管理人在處理一些大事

394
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,527
所以他委託我

395
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,696
來替班尼史坎倫加冕

396
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782
成為今年的凱撒

397
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,996
我們去揭開這傢伙的真面目吧

398
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,165
好耶!

399
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,418
班尼,等等

400
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,087
抱歉,邁爾斯,現在不是好時機

401
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,006
我做了什麼惹你生氣嗎?

402
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,175
沒有,我只是...我很忙

403
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,093
現在我是凱撒了,所以...

404
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,596
對,我是布魯特斯,所以...

405
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,931
你當然是了

406
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,641
- 什麼?
- 沒事

407
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,728
好,聽著,很明顯有事,我只是...

408
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,522
我想要理解,希望我們能一起出去

409
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,398
好好聊一下,你懂嗎?

410
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,776
對,也許吧,我是說...

411
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,527
我們又沒在交往

412
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,238
當然,只是...

413
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,783
你是我在這裡唯一的朋友

414
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,285
我想你,克拉克

415
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,997
嘿

416
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,873
我們快走,快點

417
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,292
- 快點
- 好

418
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,129
“平民好

419
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,465
你們可能不知道

420
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,718
但我們是‘優質型男’”

421
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,597
好,下一張

422
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,142
“傳統、家庭、傳奇

423
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,936
今天我們要冊封凱撒!”

424
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,981
凱薩萬歲!

425
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,324
- 好耶
- 耶!

426
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,543
跪下來,兄弟

427
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,049
你,班尼史坎倫

428
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,970
你是最能代表我們理念的人

429
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,306
未來的領導者

430
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:43,558
夯哥

431
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,318
“百夫長們,向我鞠躬

432
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,238
準備接受啤酒洗禮”

433
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,170
該死!

434
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,673
該死!

435
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,512
“取悅她!

436
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,473
猛男!

437
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,141
凱薩!”

438
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,517
天啊!

439
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,895
是克里夫蘭壓路機!

440
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,755
我到底在幹嘛?

441
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,633
班尼,搞什麼?

442
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,386
我退出!

443
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,223
我要退出!

444
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,685
去你的,兄弟

445
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,978
去你的,蓋伯

446
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,063
去你們的!

447
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:16,067
你他媽的不配
你這個忘恩負義的混蛋

448
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,529
現在該怎麼辦?

449
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,740
去他的,再深一點,更深一點!

450
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,835
- 嗨
- 凱撒,真是榮幸

451
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:35,878
請讓我進去

452
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,009
抱歉,我騙你“優質型男”的事

453
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,093
我真的不懂

454
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,221
你應該當我朋友
不是穿著長袍跟那些人鬼混

455
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,223
我知道

456
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,766
我討厭他們

457
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,518
- 我討厭公共劇場
- 大家都討厭

458
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,103
- 我想退出
- 是喔

459
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,023
不,我退出了,卡門,只是...

460
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,149
改變太大了

461
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,484
我只是想守住一件

462
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,194
我做得還不錯的事

463
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,529
班尼,你為什麼要說謊?

464
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,906
他們把我說得這麼難聽

465
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,325
我很重要

466
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,577
我對你應該很重要

467
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,328
- 你是啊
- 我不是那種

468
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,999
被你欺騙,還一直陪在你身邊的人

469
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,293
你只會對我撒謊

470
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,752
不包含那個大祕密

471
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,254
我知道那不算

472
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,050
重點是你從來不對我坦誠

473
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,260
真的很抱歉

474
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,137
我不夠坦誠

475
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,556
我...

476
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,225
我知道我是個該死的懦夫

477
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,686
我確實退出了...

478
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,857
不管怎樣,我剛剛退出了

479
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,233
該死

480
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,822
- 真的嗎?
- 對

481
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,075
為什麼?

482
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,910
因為在你面前我做不到

483
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,953
我無法再勉強自己在你面前這麼做了

484
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,247
- 這就是問題所在
- 做什麼?

485
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,208
這整個...

486
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,543
整個表演

487
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,004
這個扮演完美直男

488
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,299
不三不四的怪胎秀

489
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,593
在你面前我做不到

490
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,055
這很糟糕

491
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,392
因為我開始覺得我...

492
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,520
更擅長不要出櫃

493
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,106
畢竟你熟能生巧了

494
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,776
對

495
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,492
如果大家不再愛我了呢?

496
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,372
我愛你

497
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,707
對,看看我是怎麼對你的

498
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,336
我是個爛朋友

499
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,672
我是個更爛的朋友

500
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,716
我上了你姊的男友,卻沒膽告訴她

501
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:47,717
還有海莉

502
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,346
我把恰莉的票給了某個怪胎

503
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,266
我叫一個傷了你心的人去找你聊聊

504
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,685
真是去你的

505
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,602
我活該

506
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,647
我為了期末電影專題

507
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,607
讓一個乳糖不耐症患者

508
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,609
躺在牛奶浴裡

509
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,987
也許我應該告訴你,要我坐在牛奶裡

510
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,989
是個超爛的電影點子

511
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:09,991
天啊

512
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:12,534
我們是爛得要死的摯友

513
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,619
靠

514
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,748
你剛剛說我是你的摯友?

515
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,042
對

516
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:24,005
好,那我們得繼續當爛得要死的摯友

517
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,424
否則還有誰會愛我們?

518
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,928
妹子,沒人啊

519
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:32,470
我環顧四周

520
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,389
發現我除了你之外誰都沒有

521
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,100
我只需要你少說50%的謊

522
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,936
以現在的謊言數量而言

523
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,854
沒問題

524
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,314
就少說一半吧

525
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,566
好,我做得到

526
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,989
還有,我查了我之前說的西語

527
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,783
發現我今天威脅了

528
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:57,079
很多人的性命

529
00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,081
對,我是校園恐怖分子

530
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:01,709
嘿

531
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,335
等等

532
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,586
糟糕

533
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,214
你懷孕了,我幫你養小孩,我會退學

534
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,591
沒有

535
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,719
抱歉沒能在你考試前弄到你的藥

536
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,804
天啊,我寶刀未老啦

537
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,264
40分鐘解決,以前是10分鐘

538
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,058
- 別再讓這種事發生了
- 絕對不會

539
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,560
你們想來嗨一下
然後今晚去參加貝德的派對嗎?

540
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,312
- 想
- 想,拜託了

541
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,522
我沒有惡意

542
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,777
但你得換衣服
因為我沒看這麼醜的東西

543
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,571
哎呀呀

544
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:35,033
咪咪來貝德兄弟會?
現在我什麼怪事都見過了

545
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,868
沒穿義大利時尚品牌的葛蕾斯

546
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,371
- 現在我什麼怪事都見過了
- 去你的,婊子

547
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,207
- 想死你了
- 我也想你

548
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,499
等一下

549
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,459
聽我說

550
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,212
在我們進去之前,我...

551
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,798
我從沒參加過這種派對

552
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,134
我不想做讓你難堪的事情

553
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,471
就像我在你的大人晚宴上
讓你丟臉一樣

554
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:59,266
你是說羅妮邀了三個前女友的
那個大人晚宴?

555
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,726
- 我們真的很會挑人
- 我是說

556
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,895
她的仙人掌從架子上掉下來

557
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,898
她還得去做緊急諮商

558
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,235
- 了解
- 我擔心她可能

559
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,236
嚴重精神錯亂

560
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,405
- 對
- 她上週跟我要三千元

561
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,408
聽到女人也會讓人難以忍受
我還滿高興的

562
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,243
當然,這就是女性主義,寶貝

563
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,871
你下學期還會做廣播節目嗎?

564
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:22,956
你覺得呢?

565
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:23,873
“貝拉

566
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:26,126
你跑去哪裡了,瘋女人?

567
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,295
- 你跑去哪裡了,瘋女人?”
- 我的天啊

568
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,006
開慢一點!

569
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,848
就把高爾夫球車留在那裡嗎?

570
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:42,935
好耶!

571
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,441
廁所在哪裡?

572
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,359
乾杯

573
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:01,662
再見

574
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,498
喝光吧,你這小賤人

575
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,959
- 嗨,我是...
-《隨興校園時尚》的蓓蓓

576
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,753
我可以拍你嗎?

577
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,129
最好快拍,賤人

578
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,131
很好

579
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,054
小班!

580
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,556
讓我進去!

581
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,351
她在哪裡?

582
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,518
她在那裡!

583
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,853
一個男的,沒有女生?

584
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,481
這個比例很糟糕,彼得

585
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,483
葛蕾斯,寶貝

586
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,443
這週真的是虐爆我了

587
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,279
沒想到我這種人也會受到這樣的考驗

588
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,491
院長放過我了

589
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,451
不在乎是我流出投影片的

590
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,705
而且霍克沃斯要僱用我

591
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,415
我...他媽的...我走進去

592
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,543
跟查理坐下來談
我說:“你他媽的得僱用我”

593
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,837
然後他就僱用我了

594
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,130
我要跟他一起去聖誕老公公大遊行

595
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,673
他們說我很適合那裡的文化

596
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,386
你當然適合
我敢說那個房間聞起來很香

597
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,554
你在挖苦我,沒關係

598
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:02,639
閃邊,我要進去

599
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,140
- 不行
- 不行?

600
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,976
我們結束了

601
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,313
- 我們結束了?
- 對

602
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,482
你又要跟我分手?

603
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,193
- 對
- 你會回頭的

604
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,696
知道為什麼嗎?因為你是無名小卒

605
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:19,740
去你的,彼得

606
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,201
還有你寫的那些爛東西

607
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,837
你知道我上過她,對吧?

608
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:36,841
對,我知道

609
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,094
你知道?

610
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,388
你是塔蒂亞娜德芮,對吧?

611
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,766
- 天啊,葛蕾斯,對不起
- 現在別講這個

612
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,354
你真是有夠可悲

613
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,147
你非得跟新生上床?

614
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:55,526
真不敢相信我為你改變了自己的一切

615
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,777
你的閱讀能力只有小學五年級

616
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,487
而且老二還不舉

617
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,824
現在你要去紐約當金融界的大人物?

618
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,576
你知道那會用到算術吧?

619
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,871
而我不會去幫你寫功課

620
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,330
天啊,你真笨

621
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,167
你蠢死了,彼得

622
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,628
現在我不用戴假睫毛
在校園裡走來走去了

623
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,506
我整個學期
看起來都像賭城的歌舞女郎

624
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,634
是那樣嗎?你講完了嗎?去你的

625
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,220
去你們的,我比你們都強多了

626
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,639
我的未來會比你們的都好

627
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,391
除了小班,對吧?

628
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,062
小班是“優質型男”的一員
而你們這些婊子可不是

629
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,398
我退出了

630
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:36,692
你退出了?

631
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,110
今天稍早

632
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,573
是嗎,野蠻人?

633
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:46,160
我都讓你當凱撒了

634
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,703
彼得

635
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,623
我不想成為你

636
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,458
天啊

637
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,169
你以為你比我高嗎?

638
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,256
是的

639
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,281
- 葛蕾斯,我本來想告訴你...
- 有幾次?

640
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:26,366
其實我不在乎

641
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:28,244
去你的,卡門,但我不在乎

642
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:30,871
你知情,對吧?

643
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,667
如果我的朋友上了你女友

644
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:37,044
我至少會告訴你

645
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,299
我需要獨處一下

646
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,678
卡門

647
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,639
卡門,等等

648
00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:52,142
- 想得美
- 不

649
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,563
- 我想道歉,我很...
- 不用,謝了

650
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,566
不,拜託,喬治

651
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,609
你是個壞人,班尼

652
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,281
你說得對,我們不是朋友

653
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,159
不知道你會不會大聲說出來

654
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,120
說什麼?

655
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,832
你是同性戀

656
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,027
幹!

657
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:50,618
嘿

658
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,078
- 你還好嗎?
- 沒事,我很好

659
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,289
今晚真是太完美了

660
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:57,416
深有同感

661
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,545
媽的,我今天穿著一件長袍

662
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:05,591
用啤酒噴了一堆人,然後...

663
00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,387
現在還在派對上孤伶伶坐著
我覺得好丟臉

664
00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:20,439
你為什麼要加入“優質型男”?

665
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,859
你的水準不該在那裡

666
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:25,903
也許吧

667
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,282
這所學校不就是這樣嗎?

668
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,870
我到底為什麼要來這裡?

669
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,082
我應該念家鄉的大學就好

670
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:42,169
倫敦?

671
00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:44,213
你怎麼知道?

672
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,299
對

673
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:49,718
你呢?

674
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:53,263
紐澤西

675
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,515
很酷

676
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,433
對,是最酷的

677
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,559
鄭重聲明

678
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,397
這裡不只有“優質型男”

679
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:03,357
真的

680
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,152
我很高興你來了

681
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,031
真的嗎?

682
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:26,547
卡門?

683
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,385
不會吧?

684
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,303
班尼

685
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:35,973
班尼,等等

686
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,266
真的沒什麼

687
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,435
你為什麼要那麼做?

688
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:41,561
你是個爛朋友

689
00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:43,355
- 別這麼說
- 你就是

690
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,940
我猜你會跟他上床吧?

691
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:48,025
因為我是個蕩婦?

692
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,318
我會跟所有人上床?

693
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,903
你跟每個人的男友上床

694
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,198
你想跟每個人的男友上床

695
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,075
什麼?

696
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,416
你們在這啊

697
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:03,958
等等,怎麼了?

698
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,169
我們沒酒了嗎?

699
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,468
去買一些啊

700
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,448
字幕翻譯:王晶晶

701
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,535
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