1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,590 [Hailee] Previously on Overcompensating... 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,468 I'll leave first, and then no one will see us. 3 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:12,804 Fuck this place. 4 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,515 Everyone's gonna read these slides. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,892 {\an8}[Carmen] "Cleveland Steamer fan. Orphan slut." 6 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:20,478 - I feel I should tell Grace about Peter. - Please don't. 7 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,606 College hasn't been good. I caught feelings for this straight guy. 8 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,734 [Carmen] Oh. He's cute. 9 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,570 I'm really sorry, Benny. That day, I misread things. 10 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:30,447 [Benny] You didn't misread anything. 11 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:33,159 Peter doesn't have a job. He lied. 12 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,998 ["Crown on the Ground" playing] 13 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,416 [students sobbing] 14 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,084 ♪ You never doubted it you're so proud of it ♪ 15 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,795 ♪ You straight shouted it you sold out of it ♪ 16 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,631 ♪ You couldn't care less you're like a kid, yes ♪ 17 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,509 [screaming] 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,012 [music fades] 19 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,639 Okay. Um, what do you think of this one? 20 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,183 I think my short film is done. 21 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,976 Love it. So professional. 22 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,561 - And I think it's an A. - Oh, my gosh. 23 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,729 - You wanna see it? - I can't wait. 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,230 - This is the world premiere. - Yes, yes, yes. 25 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,357 [exhales deeply] 26 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:09,402 - [suspenseful music playing] - "Rib dollar sign." 27 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,653 [music stops] 28 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:13,323 - It's ribs. It's just ribs. - Okay. 29 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:14,491 Start from the top. 30 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,577 ["Ribs" playing] 31 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,583 [inhales deeply] 32 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,505 ♪ The drink you spilt all over me ♪ 33 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,381 - Hmm. - Right? 34 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:34,970 ♪ "Lover's Spit" left on repeat ♪ 35 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:43,062 ♪ My mum and dad let me stay home ♪ 36 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,523 [music fades] 37 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:48,609 [distorted dialogue] 38 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,785 [bell tolling] 39 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,752 It's you. [chuckles] 40 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,754 - Wow. [stammers] - You like it? 41 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,631 Who all is this being shown to? 42 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,633 My film class and professor. 43 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,426 - Hmm. - And, I mean, I don't know. 44 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,512 Maybe, like, shorts festivals at some point. 45 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:18,722 Mmm. Okay. 46 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,393 - You hated it. - No! No, no, no. 47 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:24,519 Oh, my God, it's horrible. 48 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,021 - No, it's heady. - Oh. 49 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,857 Like, you're not gonna get it the first time you see it. 50 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:31,484 - Okay, do you wanna watch again? - No, no. 51 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,403 Oh. Okay. 52 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:36,531 Let me put, uh, film director under my list of failures. 53 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,324 - Benny. - Econ. 54 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,034 Uh, Miles. 55 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,703 Flesh & Gold. 56 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,831 Well, not Flesh & Gold. You quit them. 57 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,625 Yeah. I did. 58 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,794 I wish I could've been there when you told them to fuck off. 59 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,879 Yeah. 60 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,964 Should we celebrate after our morning exams? 61 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,049 Um... 62 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,051 I can't. I'm hanging out with George again. 63 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,595 Are you guys butt buddies now? 64 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,472 Um, no. And don't say that. 65 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,932 I'll add that to my list. 66 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,684 - Yeah. - Alongside fag hag. 67 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,603 - Ooh. Said it again. - [phone dings] 68 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,313 [Carmen] Hmm. 69 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,231 Your sister's really funny. 70 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,401 - Is she? - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,154 You two text now? 72 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,406 - A little. - Oh, I hate that so much. 73 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:21,910 But she's not gonna like me when she finds out I fucked her boyfriend. 74 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,287 I feel so guilty. 75 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,416 You know, when Michael died I realized all my friends were because of him. 76 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,210 And once he wasn't there, they were all gone. 77 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,963 I'm just afraid of that happening again. 78 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,674 That will never happen again. 79 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,510 [in Spanish] The truth killed everyone. 80 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,347 [in English] I'm practicing for my Spanish final. 81 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:43,681 - Oh. - I thought you spoke Spanish? 82 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,476 I do, but what was that? 83 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,227 Well, that was my easy A. Okay, great. 84 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,271 Well, I have this final in ten minutes. 85 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,731 I'll get to add it to the list. 86 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:55,902 - And your final exam begins now. - [upbeat music playing] 87 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,613 [Benny] "Spanish 101: Intro to Spanish. 88 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:02,701 {\an8}Translate. [in Spanish] Soy de la región costera de Florida. 89 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,412 {\an8}[in English] Choice A: I am from the mountains of Florida. 90 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,333 {\an8}Choice B: I am from an island off Florida. 91 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,962 {\an8}Choice C: I am from come out on campus and watch everyone treat you differently 92 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,298 {\an8}after you've spent a semester being someone else." 93 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,468 [Grace] "Identify the paintings below." 94 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,721 I should stay with him. 95 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,432 People think we look good together. I mean, we do look good together. 96 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,227 Like, ultimately, a nice painting. 97 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,854 Or just end it. 98 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,190 The Xbox thing. Tatiana Del Rey? 99 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,150 She was clearly someone that he had had sex with. 100 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,986 Or what if it was just an Internet thing? 101 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,821 Like, they fucked in the game. 102 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,197 Is that a thing? 103 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,950 It seems like something incels would do. 104 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,161 [Carmen] "Philosophy 101: Why? 105 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,329 Answer the following prompt. 106 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,790 Do we really have free will? 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,792 And are you gonna tell Grace you fucked her boyfriend and liked it, slut? 108 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,586 What would global justice look like?" 109 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,714 [Peter] "Provide one positive and one negative impact 110 00:04:57,715 --> 00:05:00,591 women in the workplace have had on capitalism." 111 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,593 Um, who gives a fuck? 112 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:06,222 The dean knows I did the leak, and I am getting expelled after this. 113 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,057 No job, no fucking school. 114 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,270 This was supposed to be the best year of my fucking life. Fuck. 115 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,440 {\an8}[Benny] "Choice D: Transfer so you never see Miles again." 116 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:16,524 [in Spanish] Bueno. 117 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,819 {\an8}[in English] "Choice E: Stop lying to Carmen about quitting Flesh & Gold 118 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,114 and just do it, you fucking coward, shit-fuck, fake friend!" 119 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,366 Fake friend! 120 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,622 - [music fades] - Madam Dean... 121 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,625 I sincerely apologize if my actions have in any way-- 122 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,919 Spare me the pathetic practiced apology. 123 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,296 And don't manspread in my office. 124 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,423 Shut 'em. 125 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,425 Candy shop is closed. 126 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,097 "Nipples too big. 127 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,974 Ugly mom. 128 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,018 Orphan slut." 129 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,271 You Flesh & Golders proud of yourselves? 130 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:58,984 Your PowerPoint leak has violated our code of conduct. 131 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,946 Let me walk you through what my last couple of weeks have been. 132 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:08,869 I've gotten calls from CNN, from MSNBC, Fox, Good Morning America. 133 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,581 Do you know how big this story has gotten? 134 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,127 Because I do. 135 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:25,259 We are finally in the national conversation, stinky boy. 136 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:29,013 Yates is having her moment! 137 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,808 [laughs] 138 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:32,810 {\an8}Rolling Stone. 139 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:36,604 {\an8}"Oink, oink, elitist pigs at Yates University." 140 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,147 {\an8}Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 141 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:43,111 {\an8}"Flesh & Gold, an ultra exclusive secret society." 142 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:44,862 {\an8}Ultra exclusive. 143 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,739 {\an8}I wanna go there. 144 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,282 You understand? 145 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,077 This many people have never been interested in this school. 146 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:55,540 We could even make the US News Top 50 Universities of the Year 147 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,875 from all this buzz. 148 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:01,337 Hey, step aside, Miami University, Ohio. 149 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,172 [imitates crying] 150 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,716 Mama Yates is here to stay! 151 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,468 Now with this scandal... 152 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,555 I get to say the word scandal. 153 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,851 I'm a real dean now, goddamn it. 154 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,020 And you're real too, Peter. 155 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,316 I've spent this whole morning reading your file. 156 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,235 You don't belong here. 157 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,112 Of course you don't, any more than I do. 158 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,906 But because of what you did, it's our time. 159 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,868 We get to take what we deserve. 160 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,788 - So, Dean Ballick-- - Please. 161 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,167 Jessica. 162 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,422 Am I not in trouble? 163 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,264 What did bitch say? 164 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,058 We are fucking Gucci! 165 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,560 - What? Oh! - Yes! 166 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,979 Yes! Yes! Yes! 167 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,564 Dude, I thought she would shut us down. 168 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,816 My dad and Harvey already dug up things from her past. 169 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,359 - Harvey! - He found a lot. 170 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,945 Dude, she was happy I leaked the slides. 171 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,448 Bitch said she was getting calls from news outlets around the world. 172 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,825 - Oh, shit. Barstool? - One can only hope. 173 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,619 God, that's bucket list shit right there. 174 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,246 Dude, you're so fucking smart for doing that shit, Pete. 175 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,041 - Damn! Fuck! For real. - Yeah, I stay winning, baby! 176 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,584 And you know what? 177 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,377 I ain't done either. Nah. 178 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,046 I'm not fucking close to being done. 179 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:27,882 I'm gonna go to New York, I'm gonna meet with Hawksworth. 180 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,717 I deserve that job. It's mine! 181 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,385 - Fuck yeah, baby. Fuck yeah! - Yeah. 182 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,638 I fucking need you with me in NYC next year, baby. 183 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,515 I can't believe what I'm about to say but... 184 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,392 you gotta do the Caesar Ceremony without me. 185 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,685 Nah, man. 186 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,104 - Yee. Yee. - Nah. Nah, Pete. 187 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,273 Stop talking brazy, dawg. You're Keeper. 188 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,278 No, I know. I know I am, but you know my pick for Caesar. 189 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,156 And I'm about to talk real brazy right now. 190 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,950 You're gonna do the ceremony in public. 191 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,451 Like in front of people? 192 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,702 That's what public means, dawg. 193 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,579 - No masks. - No fucking masks. 194 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,498 - Raw-dog. - Let it all out. 195 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,876 - We stay fucking winning, baby! - Yeah! 196 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,171 [barking] 197 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,508 [howling] 198 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,553 Hi. 199 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,223 - Oh. Hi. - So what's up? 200 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:21,061 [smacks lips] Okay, um... Hmm. 201 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,771 - You know Peter. - You know what's so weird? 202 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:27,233 He texted me to say that he's going to New York City for the day. 203 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,985 - That's so random. - Right? 204 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:32,738 Um... But there's something I need to tell you. I-- 205 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,408 Carm. Did you take my meds out of this pocket when I let you borrow this? 206 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,076 I didn't even know it had pockets. 207 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,328 I remember when I tried it on, I was like, "This is really cute," 208 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,247 then I saw the pockets and was like, "It's a done deal." 209 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,249 But my performance enhancers were in the pocket. 210 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,126 - Oh, shit. - What? 211 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,377 I think it came out in the wash. 212 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,753 Why would you wash my dress? 213 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,172 Because you let me borrow it? 214 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,008 Who washes their friends' clothes when they borrow them? 215 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,843 Carm, I really, really needed my meds. 216 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,344 I thought you were done fucking girls over. 217 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,596 - I'm so sorry. - It was clearly just a mistake. 218 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,723 Can you relax? 219 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,141 Yeah, Grace gets it. 220 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,768 Mistakes happen and I feel terrible about mistakes. 221 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,603 Thank God Grace gets it. 222 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,689 But this little mistake is gonna make me bomb 223 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,899 my Experimental Methods in Biophysical Chemistry final. 224 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,860 - Wait, why? - Carm, I have ADHD. 225 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,987 Why do you think our dorm has a bathroom? 'Cause I'm disabled. 226 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,739 - Then wouldn't you have a prescrip-- - No. 227 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,699 You really fucked me on this one, girlfriend. 228 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,410 You know what? Maybe you're not my girlfriend. 229 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,787 No, no. I am. I am a great girlfriend. 230 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,539 I'm a friend to many a girl. 231 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,750 I'll make this right. I'll replace all your meds. 232 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,793 During finals? Babe, that's mission impossible. 233 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,087 Watch me. 234 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,007 There she is. 235 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,966 Miss Tatiana Del Rey. 236 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,594 That's her alter-ego. [fading] Miss Tatiana Del Rey. 237 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:40,974 {\an8}[Carmen] ...and I only came once. Also, I'm unfriending you. Sashay away. 238 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,063 I have to go. 239 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,816 We'll talk later? 240 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,652 On your feet, mama. My meds aren't gonna find you. 241 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,738 I got this. 242 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,490 Watch me! 243 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,742 ♪ Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis Fendi Fendi, Prada ♪ 244 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,827 ♪ Them basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother... ♪ 245 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,245 [pants] Carmen. 246 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,164 [gasps] I know you. What's up? 247 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,957 I need some uppers to get me through an exam. 248 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,627 And you came to me? For drugs? 249 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,170 Well, you were one of those people that lied 250 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,297 to get extra time on the SATs, so one might assume that-- 251 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,133 I didn't lie, Carmen. I had PTSD from a fender bender. 252 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,928 Words got all twisted up for me. Still struggle with it every day. 253 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,012 So you don't have anything? 254 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,306 No, of course not. 255 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,600 Just, like, Vicodin. Percocet. 256 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,310 Mexican OxyContin from my family's Cabo trip. 257 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,812 Oh, I also have lean, I think? 258 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,730 Jesus. Bye, Emma. 259 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,359 Emily. Tell Benny I say hi. 260 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,487 How did the Spanish final go? 261 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,073 [in Spanish] I killed them all. 262 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,199 Muy bien. 263 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,576 - [in English] Yeah. - Wow. 264 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,621 - Just this? - Yeah, just the coconut water. 265 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,373 Um, this will be $19.50. 266 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,916 Perfect. Should I just keep the change? 267 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,168 - Yeah. I hate coins. - Yeah. 268 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,213 [chuckles] Obviously. Who doesn't? 269 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,716 I'm sorry, rich kids have no idea how much things cost here. 270 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,427 It's the fucking best. 271 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,387 Um, any word from Sammy? 272 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,223 - Several words. - Mm-hmm. 273 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,890 And a dick pic. 274 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,975 - No. - Yes. 275 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,977 - Aw, your first dick pic. - Yeah. Yeah. 276 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,728 Oh, my God. Okay, well, I don't wanna see that, 277 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,063 - 'cause that's his privacy. - Of course. 278 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,982 But you're just gonna have to show that to me right now. 279 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,110 - Of course. - Actually, pull that out. And show me. 280 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,194 - Whoa! - Right? 281 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,488 Oh, my God, corn-fed Idaho. 282 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,865 Oh, my God. 283 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,658 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - It's gorgeous. 284 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,035 - [in Spanish] Muy grande. - [in English] Yeah. Exactly. 285 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,871 So what now? Like, do I... 286 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,875 I don't wanna send one back. It just feels too... 287 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,960 Too what? 288 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,044 I don't know. Not me. 289 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,464 So then what is you? 290 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,133 - I don't... - Boom, bitch. 291 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,426 Fucking suck my dick. 292 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,760 Dad's credit card. 293 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,554 Oh, shit. Bento? 294 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,847 - [Benny] Yeah. - What's up, bro? 295 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,765 - I didn't know you worked here. - Oh, I don't. 296 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,310 Oh. What are you... 297 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,730 Oh, you just hanging with your friend? 298 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,524 You guys friends? 299 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,445 No. 300 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,572 No. Um, I was just getting a muscle milk. 301 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,741 Oh, cool. Cool. Um... 302 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,162 Hey, you know, I haven't seen you at F&G in, like, a while. 303 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,831 Started to seem like maybe you quit. 304 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:11,999 [chuckles] 305 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,086 - No. No way. No way. [clears throat] - [laughing] 306 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,338 Good. That's good. 307 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,341 You know what, actually, I'm glad I caught you. 308 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,884 'Cause I got some great news for you, Benny baby. 309 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:25,513 - Peter decided you are gonna be Caesar. - What? 310 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,847 Aw, are you guys doing theater? 311 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,141 No, what the fuck? No, no. Like, we do, like... 312 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,560 [scoffs] Look, every year during, like, finals, 313 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,314 we do this, like, Caesar Ceremony where we honor the Alpha Freshmen. 314 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,815 Obviously. 315 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,901 You're the Alpha. 316 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,443 You're the fucking Alpha. 317 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,070 It was always you, right? 318 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,863 - Fabulous. - That's really an honor, but I... 319 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:46,116 - I wouldn't know what to do or say. - Ah, dude, there are cue cards. 320 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,409 Memorizing is so fucking gay. 321 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,455 So, look, go get a fucking toga on and meet us in the quad. 322 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,289 - All right? - Yeah. 323 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,583 - All right? Come on. Yeah. - Yeah, you're the man. 324 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,211 - Caesar up. [chuckles] - Atta boy. Okay. 325 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,005 [mumbles] 326 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,757 These beef sticks? 327 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,883 - Mm-hmm. - Three of them? 328 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,969 - Yeah. - Fifty dollars. 329 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,096 - Each. - [sighs] 330 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,767 Thanks for sitting down with me today. And I appreciate your time. I ran here. 331 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,561 I know you and your bank buddies said no, 332 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,272 that there's no way I can compete with the other guys interviewing for this job, 333 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,024 but that's a fucking mistake, man. That's a fucking mistake. 334 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,985 That's the greatest mistake of your life, baby. 335 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,362 'Cause I'm a fucking winner, okay? I'm a winner. 336 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,073 I got ideas for 30 businesses and three apps, okay? 337 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,701 Drinks o'clock. It's a sobriety tracking app, okay. 338 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,827 Two: Shark Bank. 339 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,203 It's a high-interest savings account 340 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,497 and all the proceeds go towards ocean conservation. 341 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,916 Three: Uber, but for gay guys. All right? 342 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,377 I'm on the pursuit of happiness 343 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,507 and I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold, yeah. 344 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,302 I'll be fine once I get it. 345 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,137 I'll be good. 346 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,805 I'll be good. 347 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,267 Full fuck yes. Full fuck yes. 348 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,852 You are such a fucking culture fit here, dude. 349 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,895 - Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. - You got courage, you got grit, 350 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,980 you got determination. 351 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,315 Fuck what anybody else said, 352 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,358 I'm gonna do everything to get you that job, all right? 353 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,777 'Cause you and me, we're the same. 'Cause we don't waste fucking time 354 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,655 with shit that doesn't matter. We're too busy out fucking getting what's ours. 355 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,866 I haven't brushed my teeth in two fucking years. Do you know why? 356 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,159 'Cause it's a fucking waste of time. 357 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,244 Come back in ten days. Santa Con. 358 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,038 I'll introduce you to the whole team, all right? 359 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,914 You're gonna meet them, we'll seal the fucking deal. 360 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,459 - Fuck yeah. - You are the culture here, dude. 361 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,295 - Charlie! Charlie! - You are the fucking culture here, bro! 362 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,421 - Fucking Santa Con. - Yes! 363 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,048 It's fucking Christmas time, baby! 364 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,344 - Santa Con! Santa Con! - Let it snow! Santa Con! 365 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,769 Hi, do you have any... 366 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,103 - Oh, my God. - Carmen. 367 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,355 [sighs, stammers] 368 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,106 - Hey. - I am so glad it's you. 369 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,941 Please tell me you have ADHD meds. 370 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,903 No, sorry. Neither the disease nor the cure. 371 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:49,114 Fuck. [sighs] I fucked up, Miles. 372 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,241 - What's happened? - Well, for starters, 373 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,618 I destroyed a friend's drugs. 374 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,828 - Benny's? - No. No. 375 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,789 He has one coffee and he says he's buzzing. 376 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,874 [chuckles] 377 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,211 Has Benny said anything to you? About me? 378 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:06,298 Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. 379 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,384 No. 380 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,135 Like what? 381 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,930 It's just... It's been since, like, Halloween and he won't text me back. 382 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,516 And we were supposed to do our final Film project together, right, 383 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,726 and... and he just fully ghosted me. 384 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,311 Might have dodged a bullet on that one. 385 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,813 I don't have a lot of friends here. 386 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,108 And I'm starting to feel like I kind of fucked this up. 387 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,987 I feel that. I fucked up two friendships. 388 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,783 I'm starting to think the reason my brother was my best friend 389 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,203 was because he literally had no choice but to hang out with me. 390 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,831 I always see you with people. 391 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,126 So, I don't know what you're talking about. 392 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,216 Maybe forget texting and try talking to Benny in person. 393 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,427 Yeah. [chuckles] Cool. Okay. 394 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,054 Um... I'll try at the Caesar thing. 395 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,806 - Huh? - Flesh & Gold. 396 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,267 We're doing this idiotic Caesar Ceremony. 397 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,727 But Benny quit. 398 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,062 I don't think so. 399 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,565 He's Julius Caesar. 400 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:11,488 Boys. Today marks a new day for Flesh & Gold. 401 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,034 As you all know, this ceremony is usually reserved for the house. 402 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,455 But today, it's time we come out. 403 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,958 - Take your masks off. - [member] What? 404 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,002 Brother Pete made the brilliant decision for us to go public, 405 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:29,465 so we're about to become the most famous secret society 406 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,758 in the fucking world. 407 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,634 - [member] Yeah. - Let's do this shit raw-dog. 408 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,430 [barking, howling] 409 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,389 Are we... Are we sure? 410 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,017 I feel like the masks are pretty dank... 411 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,562 Like... [stammers] ...I feel like we should keep the secret and mystery. 412 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,647 Mystery's gay. Now, look, our Keeper is out 413 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,525 handling some big fucking business, 414 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,529 so he's entrusted me to crown Benny Scanlon 415 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,739 as this year's fucking Caesar. 416 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,117 [clamoring, cheering] 417 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,830 [Gabe] Let's go fucking blow the lid off this bitch! Let's go! 418 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,583 [cheering] 419 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,419 [stammers] Uh, Benny, just wait. 420 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,046 Oh, sorry, Miles. I just feel like it's not a good time. 421 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,964 Did I do something to piss you off? 422 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,175 No. No. I'm just like... It's... I'm busy, 423 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,553 - and, yeah, now I'm Caesar, so-- - Yeah, and I'm Brutus. So... 424 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,889 Course you are. [chuckles] 425 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,765 What? 426 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,767 - Nothing. - Okay, look, uh... 427 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,604 Clearly, something's going on here. I'm just... I'm trying to understand it, 428 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,940 and I'd rather we can hang out and maybe talk about it, you know? 429 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,527 Uh... Yeah, maybe. I mean, we're not dating, dude. [chuckles] 430 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,279 Right. Yeah. It's just... 431 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,950 You're my only friend here. 432 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,327 I miss you, Clark. 433 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,165 Hey. Hey. Let's fucking go. Come on. Come on. 434 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,251 - Yeah. Yeah. - Come on. 435 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,088 Greetings, plebeians. 436 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:55,677 You may not know, but we are Flesh & Gold. 437 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,555 [chuckles] All right, next card. Next card. 438 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:04,142 Uh... [stammers] ...tradition. Family. Legend. 439 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,894 Today we knight our Caesar. 440 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,938 [members] Hail Caesar! 441 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,525 [air horn sound] 442 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,443 [cheering] 443 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,155 ♪ Yeah, yeah, I handle biz let's go get it done ♪ 444 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,282 Yeah! 445 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,492 ♪ I didn't come to play, I came to win ♪ 446 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,704 ♪ I'm the real deal and you can see it too ♪ 447 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,456 ♪ I will never lose how it feels... ♪ 448 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,626 Yeah. Get down, dawg. 449 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,258 You. Benny Scanlon. 450 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,928 You have been deemed the truest reflection of our ideals. 451 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,515 A future leader. The Alpha. 452 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,602 [cheering] 453 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,318 Centurions. Bow before me 454 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,196 and prepare for the baptism by beer. 455 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,492 [howls] 456 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,128 Oh, fuck! [exclaims] Fuck! 457 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,632 Oh, fuck! 458 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:26,183 [crowd] Please her! Please her! Pussy eater! Caesar! Caesar! 459 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:28,978 Oh, shit! Cleveland steamer! 460 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,071 [dialogue fades] 461 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,950 [groaning] 462 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,463 What the fuck am I doing? 463 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,758 Benny, what the fuck? 464 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,010 I quit. 465 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,596 [cheering stops] 466 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,348 I fucking quit. 467 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,643 Fuck you, man. 468 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,728 Fuck you, Gabe. 469 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,646 Fuck all of you. 470 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,775 You're fucking unworthy. You ungrateful piece of shit. 471 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,654 The fuck do we do now? 472 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,823 Fuck it, go deeper. Go deeper! 473 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:23,908 [crowd cheering] 474 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,835 - Hi. - Julius Caesar. What an honor. 475 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,005 - Please let me come in. - [sighs] 476 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,967 I'm sorry I lied about Flesh & Gold. 477 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,093 I just don't get it. 478 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,221 You're supposed to be my friend, not fucking the air with them in a toga. 479 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,641 I know. And I hate them. 480 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,518 - And I hate public theater. - Everyone does. 481 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,061 - I wanted to quit. - I'm sure you did. 482 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,479 No, I did. I did, Carmen. 483 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,107 I just... [sighs] It's so much change, 484 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,860 and I just wanted one thing that wasn't new. 485 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,153 That I hadn't fucking failed at. 486 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,865 Why all the lies, Benny? After all they said about me. 487 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,367 I matter. 488 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,369 - I should matter to you. - You do. 489 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,957 I'm not just some given who's always gonna be here while you lie to my face. 490 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,251 All you do is lie to me. 491 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,170 And not the big one. I know that doesn't count. 492 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,881 [stammers] 493 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:23,008 What counts is that you are never honest to me. 494 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,845 I'm so sorry. And I'm not... 495 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,184 I'm just, like... I know I'm a fucking coward. 496 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,978 I did quit. [stammers] 497 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,815 You know, for what it's worth, I did quit. Just now. 498 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,776 Fuck. 499 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,695 You did? 500 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,073 Yeah. 501 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:47,616 Why? 502 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,494 Because I couldn't do it in front of you. 503 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:53,163 Because I can't do it in front of you. That's kind of the problem. 504 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,247 Do what? 505 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,460 The whole... The whole show. 506 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:03,174 The whole straight, perfect... whatever the fuck this is. 507 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,468 Yeah. Can't do it in front of you. 508 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,888 Which sucks. 509 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:16,645 Because I'm really starting to think I am better at being in the closet. Yeah. 510 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,397 You've had more practice. 511 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:21,818 Yeah. 512 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,784 What if people won't love me anymore? 513 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,830 I love you. 514 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,541 Yeah, and look how I treat you. 515 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,294 [sniffles] I'm a shitty fucking friend. 516 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,629 I'm a shittier friend. 517 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,839 [scoffs] 518 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,675 I fucked your sister's boyfriend, and I didn't have the guts to tell her. 519 00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:50,304 And Hailee, I gave her Charli ticket away to some random freak. 520 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,224 I told someone that broke your heart to go talk to you. 521 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,226 Fuck you for that. [chuckles] 522 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,186 I deserved it, because I... 523 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:02,607 I made someone who's lactose intolerant lie in a milk bath 524 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,609 for my final film project. 525 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,027 Maybe I just should've told you 526 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,947 that me sitting in milk was a horrible idea for a film. 527 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:13,411 God. We are some shitty best friends. Fuck. 528 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,707 Did you just call me your best friend? 529 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,001 Yes. 530 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:24,212 Okay. Then we have to keep being shitty best friends. 531 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,381 - Mmm. - Because who else is gonna love us? 532 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:30,845 Oh! Oh, girl. No one. 533 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,389 I'm looking around. It's really not looking good. 534 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,058 And I just need you to lie, like, 50% less. 535 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,854 - Like, take the current amount of lies. - Totally. 536 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,272 Let's do half. 537 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,608 Yeah, I can do that. 538 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:49,779 Also, um, I looked up what I was saying in español... 539 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,864 [Carmen] Mmm. 540 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:55,327 ...and I have threatened the lives of so many people. 541 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,037 - [chuckles] - [laughs] Today. 542 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,456 - Yeah, I'm a campus terrorist. - Mm-hmm. 543 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,291 [Benny, Carmen laughing] 544 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:04,586 Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 545 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,172 You're pregnant. I'll help you raise it. I'll drop out. 546 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,548 No. No. 547 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,758 [chuckles] 548 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,677 I'm sorry I didn't get your drugs in time for your exam. 549 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,804 Oh, my God. I'm still that girl. 550 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,182 Finished in 40 instead of ten, but just don't let it happen again. 551 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,600 Never. 552 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,518 You guys wanna get blackout and go to the Bader party? 553 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,270 - Yes. - Yes. Please. 554 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,481 [giggles] Okay, and I really mean this with kindness 555 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,735 but, like, you have to change, because I've never seen anything uglier. 556 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,571 Well, well, well. 557 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,448 - Mimi at Bader house? - [chuckles] 558 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,033 Now I've seen everything. 559 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,036 Grace not wearing Brandy Melville? Now I've seen everything. 560 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,371 Oh, fuck you, bitch. 561 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,373 - Missed you. - I missed you. 562 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,457 Wait. 563 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,962 Look. Um, before we go in, I just... 564 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,881 You know, I've never been to a party like this before. 565 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,634 I don't wanna do something to embarrass you. 566 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,428 Like I embarrassed you at your big adult dinner party? 567 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:59,224 [scoffs] Yeah, my big adult dinner party where Ronnie invited three of her exes? 568 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,475 We definitely know how to pick 'em. 569 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,979 Oh, well. Her cactus fell off a shelf, 570 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,524 - so she had an emergency therapy session. - [scoffs] Okay. 571 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:11,486 - I fear that she may be deeply unhinged. - Yeah. 572 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,405 She asked me for $3,000 last week. 573 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,366 It's kinda nice to hear that women can be insufferable too. 574 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,201 Absolutely, that's feminism, baby. 575 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,829 Are you still gonna do the radio show next semester? 576 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,748 [scoffs] What do you think? 577 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,084 Bella, where the hell have you been, loca? 578 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,253 - Where have you been, loca? - Oh, my God! 579 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,964 [Benny] Slow down. 580 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,805 Are we just leaving the golf cart? 581 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,432 ["Doses and Mimosas" playing] 582 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,934 - Do you know this band? Fuck yeah! - Yeah, I do! 583 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,771 ♪ ...that hate me the most oh, yeah, I hate you too ♪ 584 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,441 Where's the fucking bathroom? 585 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,525 [Grace] Bottoms up. 586 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,737 ♪ ...that just want to talk shit I hate you too... ♪ 587 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,031 [chattering indistinctly] 588 00:26:56,032 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ To all the high class ass that's too hard to pass ♪ 589 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,704 Bye! 590 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,498 Finish it. Finish it, you little bitch. 591 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,916 - [chuckles] - Hi, I'm-- 592 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,712 - Bebe. From Candid Campus. - Couture. Can I please take your photo? 593 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,089 - You fucking better, bitch. - Yes. 594 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:17,844 ♪ Ten in the morning and I'm skipping breakfast ♪ 595 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,054 Hey, open the door. 596 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,513 Hey! Oh, let me in. 597 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,350 [chuckles] Yo, where is she? 598 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,477 Oh, there she is! 599 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:28,438 One guy, no bitches. That's a bad ratio, Pete. 600 00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:31,108 [chuckles] Grace. Baby. 601 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,526 This week has tested me in ways 602 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,321 that I never thought a man like me could be tested in these ways. 603 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:41,159 The fucking dean let me off. Didn't care that I leaked the slides. 604 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,621 And they're gonna fucking hire me at Hawksworth. 605 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:47,457 [chuckles] I just... I fucking... I just went in there, 606 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,377 I sat down with Charlie, and I said, "You're gonna fucking hire me," 607 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,504 and he fucking hired me. [chuckles] 608 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,673 I'm going to Santa Con with him. They said I'm a culture fit. 609 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,343 Yeah, of course you are. And I bet that room smelled great. 610 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,430 [laughs] Okay, joker. All right. Move, I'm coming in. 611 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,099 - No. - No? 612 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,935 We are so deeply done. 613 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,438 - Oh, we're done? - Yeah. 614 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,066 - You're just gonna break up with me again? - Yeah. 615 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,610 You'll just come back. 616 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,488 You know why? 'Cause you're a fucking nobody. 617 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,534 Fuck you, Peter. And fuck you for all that shit you wrote. 618 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,994 [scoffs] 619 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,957 Right. 620 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,795 You know I fucked her, right? 621 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,007 Yeah. I do. 622 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:39,760 You do? 623 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,346 You are Tatiana Del Rey, aren't you? 624 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,058 - Oh, my God, Grace. I am so sorry. - Not right now. 625 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:50,520 You are so fucking pathetic. 626 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,230 You had to fuck a freshman? 627 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,526 I can't believe I changed, like, everything about myself for you. 628 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,363 You're at a fifth grade reading level, and your dick doesn't even work. 629 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,866 And now you're gonna go be, like, a big finance guy in New York? 630 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,868 You know that involves some math, right? 631 00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,829 And I'm not gonna be there to do your homework for you. 632 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:11,167 God, you're dumb. You're dumb, Peter. 633 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:15,545 And now I don't have to walk around campus wearing fake eyelashes. 634 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:18,506 I looked like a fucking Vegas showgirl all semester. 635 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,592 Oh, sorry, is that it? Are you done with your little speech? 636 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,135 Hey, fuck you. Fuck all of you. 637 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,220 I'm better than fucking all of you. And you know what? 638 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,264 I'm gonna have a better future than all of you. 639 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,433 Except Bento, right? 640 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:32,020 Because Bento's fucking Flesh & Gold, and you bitches aren't. 641 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,356 - [chuckles] - I quit. 642 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,068 - Quit? - Earlier today. 643 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,656 Et tu, Brute? 644 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,118 I made you fucking Caesar. 645 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,703 Peter. 646 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,581 I don't want to be you. 647 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:52,416 Jesus. 648 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,127 Hey, you think you're taller than me? 649 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,423 Yes. 650 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,489 - Grace, I wanted to tell you-- - How many times? 651 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:28,202 Actually, I don't even care. I mean, fuck you, Carmen, but I don't care. 652 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,829 You knew, didn't you? 653 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:35,416 Benny, if one of my friends fucked your girlfriend, 654 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,002 I would have at least told you. 655 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,258 I need a sec. 656 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,220 Carmen. 657 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,556 Carmen, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 658 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,516 Oh, absolutely-the-fuck not. 659 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:55,270 No, no, um... I want to apologize. 660 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,521 - No. No, thanks. - Um, I'm so-- 661 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,982 - No, please. I... George. - No. You know, 662 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,526 you're kind of a bad guy, Benny. 663 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,573 And you're right. We aren't friends. 664 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,993 I wonder if you'll ever say it out loud? 665 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,911 Say what? 666 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:14,748 You're gay. 667 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:42,818 Fuck. 668 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,784 Hey. Hey, hey. You okay? 669 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:55,247 Yeah, no, I'm great. It's been a fucking perfect night. 670 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,292 Me too. [chuckles] Um... 671 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:04,131 Fuck. Today, I put on this toga, and I sprayed a bunch of people with beer. 672 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,841 And, uh... 673 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:10,346 It's embarrassing, I'm at this party and, um, I'm just sat by myself, so... 674 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,310 [sighs] 675 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,648 Okay. Why are you even in Flesh & Gold? 676 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,817 I feel like you're better than that. 677 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,071 Maybe. [scoffs] 678 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:29,948 [stammers] Like, isn't that just what this school is? 679 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,577 [sighs] Yeah. Yeah, like, why the fuck did I even come here? 680 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:37,831 I should've just stayed at home, uh, and gone to uni there. 681 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:42,503 London? 682 00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:44,504 What gave it away? 683 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:45,589 [both laugh] 684 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,299 Yep. 685 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:49,760 What about you? 686 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,222 New Jersey. 687 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,139 It's cool. 688 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,517 - Yeah, it's the coolest. - [chuckles] 689 00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:01,397 And, for the record, I think there's more here than just Flesh & Gold. 690 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:03,232 I do. 691 00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:07,111 And I'm glad you came. 692 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:10,989 Really? 693 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,505 Carmen? 694 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,343 Really? 695 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,221 Benny. [grunts] 696 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:36,056 Benny. Wait. 697 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,266 It was literally nothing. 698 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:41,227 Why would you do that? You're a shitty fucking friend. 699 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,520 Don't say that. 700 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,898 No, you are. I assume you're just gonna fuck him, right? 701 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:49,610 Oh, 'cause I'm such a slut? I just fuck everybody? 702 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,862 You fuck everybody's boyfriend. 703 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,740 And you want to fuck everybody's boyfriend. 704 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,159 What? 705 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,416 [giggles] There you guys are. 706 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,127 Wait, what? Are we out of chasers? 707 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:12,468 Go pick some up. 708 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,826 ♪ You never doubted it you're so proud of it ♪ 709 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,746 ♪ You straight shouted it you sold out of it ♪ 710 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,540 ♪ You couldn't care less you're like a kid, yes ♪ 711 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,418 ♪ You think it's endless endless, endless ♪ 712 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,213 ♪ You think you started this it doesn't bother us ♪ 713 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:53,132 ♪ No clue about it no, you never knew about it ♪ 714 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,802 ♪ You need the spotlight you need to sit tight ♪ 715 00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:58,763 ♪ You want a real fight, ah-ah ♪ 716 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:15,613 ♪ Set, set that crown on the ground and-ah ♪ 717 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,534 ♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah ah-ah-ah-ah ♪