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["I'm a Drifter" playing]
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♪ I'm a drifter ♪
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♪ I'm a loner ♪
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♪ And I've seen
Every city and town ♪
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♪ I'll pass by here
And I'll die here ♪
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♪ And some stranger
Will lower me down ♪
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♪ I've sat in the shade
Of an old apple orchard ♪
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♪ Watch the big trucks
Rolling by ♪
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♪ I've shared a grape soda
With a man from Dakota ♪
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♪ And seen ♪
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♪ A June bug ♪
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♪ In July ♪
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♪ I'm a drifter ♪
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♪ I'm a loner ♪
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♪ I've seen
Every city and town ♪
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♪ I'll pass by here
And I'll die here ♪
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♪ And some stranger
Will lower me down ♪
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♪ I've played basketball
Through the hoop of a barrel ♪
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♪ And struggled to learn
How to swim ♪
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♪ Though I sometimes think
Maybe I once was a baby ♪
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♪ I only ♪
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♪ Pretend ♪
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♪ I was him ♪
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♪ I'm a drifter ♪
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♪ I'm a loner ♪
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♪ And I've seen every city
And town ♪
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♪ I'll pass by here
And I'll die here ♪
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♪ And some stranger
Will lower me down ♪
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♪ I'm a drifter ♪
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♪ I'm a loner ♪
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♪ And I've seen
Every city and town ♪
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♪ And I'll pass by here
And I'll die here ♪
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♪ And some stranger
Will lower me ♪
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♪ Stranger will lower me ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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♪ Everything I do
Reminds me of you ♪
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♪ Can't get you out of my life ♪
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♪ I tried to forget ♪
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♪ The night that we met ♪
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♪ You keep nagging up
on my mind... ♪
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Come on.
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Where are you?
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♪ Everywhere
No matter where I go ♪
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♪ I just can't get away
Because I'm hung on you ♪
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♪ Treat me bad
You're only using me ♪
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[cat meows]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[cat purring, meowing]
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[Mildred] Oh, good cat.
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Here we go.
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[woman yelling] Mildred,
do you want something to eat?
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[whispering] Mum, be quiet.
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[beaded curtain rustling]
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What, I can't hear you?
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[Mildred] Can you
make me some toast?
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Sure.
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And I know
just how you like them.
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Razor-sharp triangles,
no crusts?
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Yeah, that's right.
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One more thing, Mildred.
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[Mildred] What? I'm in
the middle of something here.
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What are the magic words?
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[Mildred] Please.
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Well, that's a magic word,
singular.
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I want the magic words, plural.
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Mum, I'm trying to catch Jonesie
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in an intricate home-made trap.
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Can this wait?
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Sorry, why in the name
of buggery
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are you trying to catch
our poor, sweet, innocent cat?
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- Practice.
- [Mum] For?
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For the Panthera Pardus
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that's been haunting
our wilderness, of late.
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You may know him
by his nom de plume,
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The Canterbury Panther.
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Panthera Pardus, nom de...
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- [Mildred] Nom de plume.
- [Mum] Nom de plume.
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You sure do know
a crap ton of words,
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don't you, my girl?
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I'm a card-carrying
bookworm, so...
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Yes, I sure do know
a crap ton of words.
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Mmm...
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But do you know the magic words?
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Mum!
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Oh, come on, just say them,
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and I'll go and get
your toast triangles.
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I... love... you.
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Go on...
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With... all...
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of my...
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heart.
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Was that so difficult?
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Yes, actually, yes.
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[scoffs]
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[Mildred] It was.
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[ominous music playing]
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- [Jonesie meows softly]
- [Mildred whispers] Ha!
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Yes, there we go, puss.
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That's it.
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Yes.
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Come on, Jonesie.
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And...
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Dinner is served.
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[trap snaps]
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- [Mildred gasps]
- [rope thuds]
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[Jonesie meows softly]
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[metal objects clatter]
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Ah!
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- Jonesie?
- [Jonesie purrs]
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[Mildred] Psh.
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Great!
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Mum?
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[Mildred gasps]
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If you sneak up on me again,
I will pee myself.
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And you're gonna
have to clean it up.
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[floorboard creaks]
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Mum?
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[Mildred whimpers]
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Mum?
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- [screams] Mum!
- [scream echoes]
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[doctor] I have some good news,
and I have some bad news.
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The bad news is you're gonna
need a new toaster.
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Okay, that one's kaput.
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The good news is
you're not gonna need a new mum.
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Yay.
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Hey, your toaster exploded.
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I don't know what the odds
are of that happening.
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But you know the button you push
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when you start
the toasting process?
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Well, that button was faulty.
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And it gave your mum
quite the shock,
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her body went all... jelly-like,
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and she flew backwards,
and then her head hit the bench,
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and then she fell into a coma.
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A coma?
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[doctor] Yeah, well,
she's not dead.
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Okay, so don't worry about that.
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But she's not
fully alive, either.
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She's in this wonderful
dreamlike netherworld.
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I know what a coma is.
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Will she be okay?
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Well, you listen
to me carefully,
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okay, Mildred?
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I'm not talking to you
as a doctor would to a child.
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Alright?
I'm talking this soul...
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to soul.
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Will she be okay, yes or no?
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Well ye... [sighs]. Yes.
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But she has what's called
a brain bleed.
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Okay? So we're gonna need
to keep her in here
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for at least a week,
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until she stabilizes.
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A week?
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No... She was supposed
to take me camping tomorrow.
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I had it all worked out.
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She finally took some time
off work. She promised.
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The camping's gonna
have to wait,
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I'm afraid, Mildred.
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But first things first.
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Where's your dad?
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- [mysterious music playing]
- [aeroplane swooshing]
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[doorbell ringing]
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Hello.
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I'm Strawn. Strawn Wise.
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Mildred's biological father.
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The magician.
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Illusionist.
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Magician sounds...
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cheap. [chuckles softly]
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[floorboards creaking]
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[floorboards creaking]
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[floorboards creaking]
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[floorboards creaking]
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- Can I come in?
- Can I see some ID?
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[Strawn] ID?
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Yeah. It stands
for Identification Document.
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I would love to show you
some ID, but there's a problem.
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You see, you actually have it.
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- I have it?
- [Strawn] That's right.
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What'd ya mean, mate?
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[in low tone] You have my ID.
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I do? Where?
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Just...
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[chuckles softly]
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I have to say.
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Normally, I find magicians
skin-crawlingly embarrassing,
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but you're actually half decent.
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Access granted.
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[Dotty] Oh, look, mate,
just so you know,
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I didn't hug the girl.
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Even though Lord knows
she needs one.
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[Strawn gasps] I'm sorry, what?
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[Dotty] Your daughter.
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I specifically didn't hug her.
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Why?
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I've heard
so many horror stories, okay?
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You can't be too careful
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with other people's kids these
days... Touching them and...
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Even hugs are a no-go.
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Yeah, I... I guess so.
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Right. I'm off.
Take care of the girl.
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She's in there,
glued to a book, as always.
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I'm next door on the right
if you need anything.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- Okay.
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- Hmm?
- No.
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[breathes deeply]
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[bells tinkling]
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Mildred, it's me.
Strawn. Your dad.
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I just flew
halfway across the world
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to be with you, little lady.
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And I'm sorry about your mom,
but she's gonna be okay.
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It's official.
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A licensed medical professional
has officially told you
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she's officially
going to be okay?
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Is that what you mean
by "official"?
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Well... no, I... I mean,
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she's gonna be okay.
[chuckles softly]
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I'm sure.
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Pretty sure.
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Hey, do you want to see
something amazing?
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I said, do you want to see
something amazing?
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Will it take a long time?
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- No.
- Fine.
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Show me something amazing.
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Go on. Pick a card.
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Now, look at it.
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Don't tell me what it is.
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Put it back in the deck.
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Alright.
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Is this your card?
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No.
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[chuckles softly] Sorry.
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It sounded like you said, "No."
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It sounded like I said no
because I did indeed say, "No."
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Okay.
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- Is this your card?
- I'm afraid it's not.
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[snickers] Okay.
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Is that your card?
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I can lie and say, "Yes,"
if it helps.
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- This?
- [Mildred] No. Sorry.
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- This?
- [Mildred] No.
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- This?
- Look, it's okay...
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- God damn it.
- Wait!
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[finger snaps]
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Now... Kindly, remove your jaw
from the floor and tell me.
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Is that your card?
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[clicks tongue] Right.
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Before I get to whether
that is or isn't my card,
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lemme get one thing straight.
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Yeah. What's that?
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[Mildred] Am I right in assuming
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that you snuck around
to the back garden
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to glue that card to the window
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before scrambling back around
to ring the front doorbell?
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No. [chuckles]
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It's... It's called magic.
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I use the power of magic.
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Did you or did you not?
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Come on.
I won't be angry with you.
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I just... want you
to tell me the truth.
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[scoffs]
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Fine. Yeah, uh, yeah, okay.
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But that is your card.
264
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:54,866
Right?
265
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,793
Wrong.
266
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:01,596
It is your card.
267
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:05,234
- It... is... not... my... card.
- [chuckles]
268
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:06,669
- Of course, it is.
- Fine.
269
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,812
I give up. It's my card.
270
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,746
Bravo, well done.
Spectacular magic trick.
271
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,248
Are you being sarcastic?
272
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,921
Hm.
273
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,756
Um, how about you
show me your room?
274
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,995
[pleasant music playing]
275
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,810
I can't say I spend much time
276
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,195
in 11-year-old girls' bedrooms,
277
00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:35,031
but this isn't what I expected.
278
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,066
What did you expect?
279
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:39,140
A pink doll house?
280
00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:44,511
Pictures of palaces
and unicorns and princesses?
281
00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:45,884
Basically.
282
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,444
What was on your walls
when you were 11?
283
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,415
A lot of
David Copperfield posters.
284
00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:54,987
[surprised] You like
David Copperfield?
285
00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:56,952
Like? [scoffs] More like love.
286
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:59,126
Same.
287
00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,260
I'm borderline obsessed
to tell the truth.
288
00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:03,360
David Copperfield
was my life growing up.
289
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:07,136
Okay. So,
we have something in common.
290
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,305
It is a good start.
291
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,001
Yeah.
292
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,736
Really good start.
293
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:15,132
What are the odds of us having
the exact same favorite book?
294
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,742
Oh, no. I... I'm talking about
295
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:23,548
David Copperfield,
the illusionist from the 1990s?
296
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,087
Oh.
297
00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:29,717
I am talking about
David Copperfield,
298
00:15:29,752 --> 00:15:34,064
the Charles Dickens novel
from the 1840s.
299
00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:38,098
Oh, I don't know what that is.
300
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,306
[clicks tongue] Guess
we don't have
301
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,796
anything in common, after all.
302
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,986
[inquisitive music playing]
303
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,320
What's this?
304
00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,251
This...
305
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,652
is the Canterbury Panther.
306
00:16:03,687 --> 00:16:07,160
You could say it's our version
of Bigfoot.
307
00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:08,590
There's been sightings
for decades,
308
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,162
but no one's ever
caught definitive proof.
309
00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:12,760
So, they're offering 50,000
310
00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:16,005
for actual video evidence
of its existence.
311
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,199
I... I don't really know
New Zealand money yet.
312
00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:20,071
Is that a lot?
313
00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:22,704
Yes. It's a lot of money.
314
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,984
Money Mum and I
could really use right now.
315
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,255
[sighs]
316
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,370
She was supposed to take me
camping to search for it.
317
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:38,757
Oh, well.
318
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,822
I mean...
319
00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:42,963
I could take you. Maybe?
320
00:16:42,998 --> 00:16:45,962
[inquisitive music playing]
321
00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:47,038
Really?
322
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,734
Sure.
323
00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:52,505
Might help to take your mind
off of everything with your mum.
324
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,211
I mean, I don't know
the first thing about camping.
325
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:58,382
I've never been, but,
you know, maybe we could go.
326
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,414
Just... quickly?
327
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,153
Are you sure?
328
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:10,593
[ominous music playing]
329
00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:11,854
[man shrieking]
330
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:20,872
Ah, you know,
now that I think of it,
331
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,535
I... I don't think
it's such a good idea.
332
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,835
We leave at first light.
333
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:28,908
[nervously] Mm-hmm.
334
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:31,115
[engine chugging]
335
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,125
[wind whooshing]
336
00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:04,775
Hey, stick with me.
It'll be fine.
337
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,450
[Strawn] You know
where you're going, right?
338
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,580
["Tarot" playing]
339
00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:14,890
♪ Jet-white dove ♪
340
00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:16,618
♪ Snow-black snake ♪
341
00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:19,654
♪ Time has turned his face ♪
342
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:22,360
♪ From the edge of mystery ♪
343
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:25,767
♪ Where running is no race ♪
344
00:18:25,802 --> 00:18:27,199
♪ Ageless night
345
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,572
♪ Careless day... ♪
346
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,566
[boy yelling] Hey!
347
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,868
♪ Fate reaches out a hand... ♪
348
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,807
- [boy] Hey there!
- ♪ Touch the edge of... ♪
349
00:18:33,842 --> 00:18:34,973
[boy] Hello!
350
00:18:35,009 --> 00:18:36,142
[boy] Hey there!
351
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:40,548
♪ A story with no end ♪
352
00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:41,614
Hey!
353
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:43,785
I know you.
354
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,886
You're Strawn Wise.
355
00:18:45,922 --> 00:18:48,223
The magician, right?
356
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,661
- Illusionist. But, yes.
- [surprised chuckle]
357
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,361
I just knew it was you.
358
00:18:53,823 --> 00:18:55,856
And who's this
cute little nipper?
359
00:18:55,892 --> 00:18:58,197
That is my biological daughter,
Mildred.
360
00:18:58,232 --> 00:19:00,061
Biological daughter. Is she?
361
00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:03,498
Hi there, Mildred. I'm Reginald.
362
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,769
You look like a Reginald.
363
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:07,342
That name suits you.
364
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:09,378
You have a perfect
name-to-face correspondence.
365
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,019
[sighs in relief]
366
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,685
I used to watch
your show on the telly.
367
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,889
Oh! Thanks.
368
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,453
Thank you.
That really means a lot.
369
00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:22,066
Yeah. I used to watch
after my night shift.
370
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,587
It was on at 4:00 am.
371
00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,296
[Mildred] Real
prime-time stuff, then.
372
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,929
[Reginald] It's such a shame
we don't get it here anymore.
373
00:19:27,964 --> 00:19:30,692
Nobody gets it anymore.
374
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,636
- What?
- It's no longer running
375
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,128
here or anywhere.
376
00:19:35,432 --> 00:19:36,734
It was cancelled.
377
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,637
Halfway through the first
season, actually, so...
378
00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:42,038
Yeah, I... I don't have
a show anymore.
379
00:19:42,074 --> 00:19:43,104
Oh.
380
00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:45,577
I guess the other guy
381
00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:47,256
sort of hijacked
the spotlight a little bit.
382
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,384
Is that fair to say?
383
00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:51,755
Who? David?
384
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,416
[Reginald] Yeah, yeah.
385
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:54,719
Never liked him, myself.
386
00:19:54,754 --> 00:19:57,053
Seamed up his own arse,
from the looks of it.
387
00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,491
Oh.
388
00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:00,726
Thank you.
That's very kind of you to say.
389
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,731
Can you still levitate?
390
00:20:06,796 --> 00:20:08,116
I certainly can.
[chuckles softly]
391
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,319
What are you waiting for? Go on.
392
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:13,873
[Strawn] What?
393
00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:15,411
Now? Here?
394
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,716
Yeah! Go on, Strawn.
395
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,075
Levitate for an old fan.
396
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:24,715
[mysterious music playing]
397
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,248
[Mildred] Is levitation
a lengthy process?
398
00:20:27,284 --> 00:20:31,254
I'm asking because we've got
a lot of ground to cover today.
399
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,329
[Strawn] Okay!
400
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:44,199
I can feel the power,
specifically in my feet.
401
00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:48,037
I'm talking about the power
of levitation, specifically.
402
00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:53,284
[shrill, ominous music playing]
403
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:58,454
Oh.
404
00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:01,485
Oh, that's mad.
405
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,456
Ah, is this actually happening?
406
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:06,860
I don't...
He's actually bloody levitating.
407
00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:08,028
Yeah, no.
408
00:21:08,064 --> 00:21:09,194
He's not levitating.
409
00:21:09,229 --> 00:21:10,795
What do you mean?
410
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:12,994
He's put all his weight
on the ball of one foot
411
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,502
while lifting both
heels off the ground,
412
00:21:15,538 --> 00:21:17,874
thus creating
the illusion of levitation
413
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,167
from your vantage point.
414
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:24,381
[Reginald] Oh, yeah.
You were right.
415
00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:28,679
Cheers, Strawn.
416
00:21:28,714 --> 00:21:30,217
Cheers
for single-handedly destroying
417
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:31,459
my belief in the power of magic.
418
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:33,115
Much appreciated, bruv.
419
00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:37,856
Do you want an autograph?
420
00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:41,497
Yeah, go on.
421
00:21:42,461 --> 00:21:46,535
[melodious whistling]
422
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,343
[Strawn] You didn't have to,
you know,
423
00:21:57,378 --> 00:21:59,612
shatter the illusion back there.
424
00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:02,248
[Mildred] You were conning him
with fake magic.
425
00:22:02,283 --> 00:22:03,953
It was painful to watch.
426
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,586
[Strawn scoffs] What?
427
00:22:05,621 --> 00:22:07,391
[Mildred] You'll have to pardon
my bluntness.
428
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,788
I'm what's commonly referred to
as a "brutal realist".
429
00:22:09,823 --> 00:22:11,403
[Strawn] A brutal realist
who actually believes
430
00:22:11,427 --> 00:22:13,527
there's a real giant panther
out here.
431
00:22:13,563 --> 00:22:16,365
[Mildred] Panthers exist.
Levitation doesn't.
432
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,120
That's the long and short of it,
I'm afraid.
433
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,604
[Strawn grunts]
434
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,036
[Mildred] Keep going.
435
00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:29,677
Peanut butter and jelly.
436
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,909
What do you think?
437
00:22:31,944 --> 00:22:33,912
Old Strawn's got some
sandwich-making skills?
438
00:22:35,746 --> 00:22:37,784
Must be an American delicacy.
439
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,320
Can't say I'm a fan, myself,
440
00:22:41,356 --> 00:22:43,325
but calories are calories,
441
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,590
and they're in short supply
out here.
442
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,798
You know,
you don't talk like a...
443
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,292
Like a normal child?
444
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,597
I know.
445
00:22:50,632 --> 00:22:52,010
I wasn't going to put it
that way, exactly.
446
00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:53,668
But, yeah.
447
00:22:53,703 --> 00:22:55,549
My point is, you don't have
to dress everything up
448
00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:58,469
to sound more sophisticated
than you are. [chuckles]
449
00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,376
Yeah, says the magician
450
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,570
who insists
on being called an illusionist.
451
00:23:03,606 --> 00:23:05,407
[mouthing]
452
00:23:05,442 --> 00:23:06,576
I mean...
453
00:23:06,612 --> 00:23:08,881
[melodious guitar playing]
454
00:23:18,659 --> 00:23:21,328
[Strawn] So, how you
finding school?
455
00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:24,600
Are you having a hard time?
456
00:23:24,635 --> 00:23:27,701
[Mildred] Why would I
be having a hard time, Strawn?
457
00:23:27,736 --> 00:23:29,671
- No, no, I didn't mean any...
- If you must know,
458
00:23:31,669 --> 00:23:32,866
I'm top of my class.
459
00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:34,335
Straight A's all the way.
460
00:23:35,776 --> 00:23:37,943
I'm captain
of the netball team, and...
461
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,781
believe it or not,
I was officially voted
462
00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:44,523
The Most Popular Girl In School
last winter.
463
00:23:44,547 --> 00:23:46,116
Wow.
464
00:23:47,954 --> 00:23:52,120
My boyfriend, Clarence,
Clarence Hargreaves,
465
00:23:52,155 --> 00:23:55,328
is the dreamiest guy
in the entire school.
466
00:23:55,363 --> 00:23:58,435
He looks like Hercules
467
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,630
and his hair smells
like apricot jam. [chuckles]
468
00:24:00,665 --> 00:24:03,374
A hard... "A hard time"?
469
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,966
I have a hard time
staying away from the place.
470
00:24:06,001 --> 00:24:07,542
School is like heaven for me,
471
00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:10,371
academically, athletically
and socially.
472
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,914
What, really?
473
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:18,816
No, not really.
474
00:24:18,851 --> 00:24:21,250
I despise school,
and everyone in it.
475
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,986
We're hemorrhaging daylight
476
00:24:24,021 --> 00:24:25,658
faster than
I'm comfortable with.
477
00:24:25,693 --> 00:24:27,157
Let's pick up
the pace, shall we?
478
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,247
[Strawn] What are the chances
of a mythical panther
479
00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:37,332
popping up here?
480
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,713
[Mildred hums]
481
00:24:48,481 --> 00:24:50,554
[flies buzzing]
482
00:24:52,749 --> 00:24:54,322
[Strawn] Jesus!
483
00:24:54,357 --> 00:24:57,319
[melancholic music playing]
484
00:24:59,529 --> 00:25:01,028
- Do you think...
- [Mildred] Yes.
485
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,957
Yes, I do.
486
00:25:02,993 --> 00:25:05,195
One false move out here, and...
487
00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,506
that could be us.
488
00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:18,510
He's here.
He's here and he's watching us.
489
00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:20,347
[dramatic music playing]
490
00:25:20,382 --> 00:25:22,586
[vegetation rustling]
491
00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:31,290
Oh, God.
492
00:25:31,325 --> 00:25:32,456
[twig snaps]
493
00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:34,161
[both gasp]
494
00:25:34,196 --> 00:25:36,325
Oh... sorry.
495
00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:40,661
Not so mythical now, is it?
496
00:25:40,696 --> 00:25:41,902
Huh-uh.
497
00:25:45,109 --> 00:25:46,170
[Mildred] Come on.
498
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:51,780
[adventure music playing]
499
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,171
[pants]
500
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,081
[Mildred yells] Strawn!
501
00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:01,817
Strawn?
502
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:07,224
Having fun?
503
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:10,259
Soaking it all in, aren't we?
504
00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:11,585
Do you want me to help?
505
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,489
I thought you'd never ask.
506
00:27:23,604 --> 00:27:25,068
[Strawn] What can I do?
507
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:26,567
[Mildred] You could
start a fire.
508
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:30,005
How does one... do that?
509
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,279
I'd give you a tutorial, but...
510
00:27:32,314 --> 00:27:34,014
at present,
511
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:37,747
I'm kinda in the middle
of putting up our bloody tent.
512
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,587
I have an idea.
513
00:27:39,622 --> 00:27:41,021
- [spark cracks]
- [Mildred gasps]
514
00:27:42,358 --> 00:27:44,094
H... How did you...
515
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,753
It's called magic.
516
00:27:45,788 --> 00:27:47,090
[popping]
517
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:49,029
Actually, it's called
a thumb flint.
518
00:27:50,901 --> 00:27:53,528
An essential weapon
in any illusionist's arsenal.
519
00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:57,397
[sighs]
520
00:27:57,433 --> 00:28:00,172
I just realized
that I only brought one.
521
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,384
[owl hooting]
522
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,454
[Strawn] So...
523
00:28:13,489 --> 00:28:14,516
How's your mom doing?
524
00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:19,956
[Mildred] She's in
an induced coma,
525
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,429
hovering between life and death.
526
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:23,831
Thanks for asking.
527
00:28:23,866 --> 00:28:27,397
No, I mean, apart
from the whole coma thing.
528
00:28:29,198 --> 00:28:32,300
Just generally, how was she?
529
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,378
She talks too much,
works too much,
530
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,706
and has terrible taste in men.
531
00:28:36,741 --> 00:28:38,606
No offense.
532
00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:42,720
She means well, though.
533
00:28:43,948 --> 00:28:45,752
She tries her best,
534
00:28:45,788 --> 00:28:48,157
but you could say
she's struggling.
535
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:50,288
I... I don't...
536
00:28:52,825 --> 00:28:55,161
Her sister, my aunt,
537
00:28:55,196 --> 00:28:58,659
is afflicted with the old,
substance-abuse nonsense.
538
00:28:59,963 --> 00:29:02,000
No, it's not fair.
539
00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:04,498
It's not nonsense.
It's a disease.
540
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:08,003
Anyway, Mum took out
a whole bunch of loans
541
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,046
to put her through rehab.
542
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,441
Now...
543
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:15,115
She's deep in the hole.
544
00:29:16,981 --> 00:29:19,418
Fifty-thousand-deep.
545
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,120
Jesus.
546
00:29:21,156 --> 00:29:23,660
Why'd you think I'm on the hunt
for this panther?
547
00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:26,296
The reward is 50k,
for a video of the thing.
548
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,089
Problem solved, right?
549
00:29:28,124 --> 00:29:29,358
Mum will be off the hook
550
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:32,165
and not having to juggle
three stupid jobs.
551
00:29:35,867 --> 00:29:37,599
Plus, you know...
552
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,537
I do really want to see
a great, big, giant panther.
553
00:29:45,248 --> 00:29:46,443
Mm.
554
00:29:47,415 --> 00:29:48,445
Right.
555
00:29:49,712 --> 00:29:52,988
I don't know about you,
but I am bloody zonked.
556
00:29:57,988 --> 00:30:00,362
Before we go in,
557
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,594
can I make one thing
558
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,200
perfectly clear?
559
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,800
What's that?
560
00:30:05,836 --> 00:30:09,304
I know you have a belly
full of beans.
561
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,637
But this tent...
562
00:30:11,673 --> 00:30:13,373
is a fart-free zone.
563
00:30:13,408 --> 00:30:14,803
Clear?
564
00:30:14,838 --> 00:30:16,506
Clear.
565
00:30:20,282 --> 00:30:22,611
[Strawn] I'm sorry things
never worked out with your mom.
566
00:30:25,349 --> 00:30:27,616
I did ask her
to stay with me in Vegas
567
00:30:29,692 --> 00:30:30,784
when she told me she was...
568
00:30:32,923 --> 00:30:34,530
When you...
569
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,130
When she was pregnant, you know.
570
00:30:37,466 --> 00:30:39,161
I did offer,
571
00:30:39,197 --> 00:30:41,696
but... she wanted to stay here.
572
00:30:44,734 --> 00:30:46,814
I don't want you to think
that I... I didn't want you
573
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,871
or anything like that.
574
00:30:48,906 --> 00:30:50,243
It's just...
575
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,576
It's a lot.
576
00:30:59,523 --> 00:31:01,589
I only met your mom once,
577
00:31:01,624 --> 00:31:04,026
for a couple of hours.
578
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,228
[sighs]
579
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,000
It's such
a complicated situation.
580
00:31:16,532 --> 00:31:19,107
You're not
the average child, so...
581
00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:22,044
I feel like I can say...
582
00:31:34,756 --> 00:31:35,783
Good night, Mildred.
583
00:31:43,327 --> 00:31:45,632
You're not really asleep,
are you?
584
00:31:45,668 --> 00:31:46,827
Good night, Strawn.
585
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,078
[fart rips]
586
00:31:58,075 --> 00:31:59,249
[fart squeaks]
587
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,808
I'm so sorry.
588
00:32:03,653 --> 00:32:05,186
[dry leaves rustling]
589
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,258
- [twigs snapping]
- [leaves rustling]
590
00:32:16,961 --> 00:32:18,661
[loud roar]
591
00:32:22,099 --> 00:32:23,402
[low growling]
592
00:32:29,271 --> 00:32:30,475
[Mildred] Hm...
593
00:32:32,415 --> 00:32:33,416
Jesus.
594
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,776
What? What is it?
595
00:32:35,817 --> 00:32:37,383
I heard a creepy sound.
596
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,589
Am I still dreaming
597
00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,485
or did a 42-year-old man
598
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,819
really just wake up
an 11-year-old girl
599
00:32:44,854 --> 00:32:47,692
to tell her that he heard
a creepy sound in the night.
600
00:32:47,728 --> 00:32:49,497
I'm sorry.
601
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,434
Never mind.
602
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,036
Go back to sleep.
603
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:04,278
[ominous music]
604
00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:11,054
[stream trickling]
605
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:16,052
[birds tweeting]
606
00:33:16,087 --> 00:33:17,920
[Strawn grunts]
607
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,554
[groans]
608
00:33:19,589 --> 00:33:21,100
- [Mildred] Good morning, Strawn.
- Yeah.
609
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,959
Sleep well?
610
00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:24,129
Not really.
611
00:33:24,164 --> 00:33:26,295
My stomach feels
weird and bubbly.
612
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:28,929
I know. I'm super excited, too.
613
00:33:31,206 --> 00:33:33,373
Get some caffeine in you
and let's move.
614
00:33:37,239 --> 00:33:38,279
You know...
615
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:40,809
You can call me "Dad."
616
00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:44,087
Why would I do that?
617
00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:47,816
Most daughters
call their dads "Dad."
618
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:51,554
Most daughters see their dads
more than once a decade.
619
00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:53,763
Maybe one day,
you'll actually call me dad.
620
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,461
- [reverberations]
- [bells tinkling]
621
00:33:57,293 --> 00:33:58,793
And maybe one day,
622
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:01,863
you'll actually do a magic trick
that impresses me.
623
00:34:03,399 --> 00:34:07,506
[uplifting music playing]
624
00:34:32,228 --> 00:34:33,301
What is it?
625
00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:36,038
We're gonna
have to find shelter.
626
00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,974
It's gonna rain very heavily
and very soon.
627
00:34:39,009 --> 00:34:41,237
[Strawn] What?
The sky looks fine.
628
00:34:41,272 --> 00:34:42,343
[Mildred] What's missing?
629
00:34:43,410 --> 00:34:46,216
- [Strawn] Clouds?
- [Mildred] Birds, Strawn.
630
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,646
They make themselves scarce
before a good old downpour.
631
00:34:49,778 --> 00:34:52,879
[chuckles] I think
you're mistaken.
632
00:34:52,915 --> 00:34:55,788
I'm pretty confident
that it's not gonna rain.
633
00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:58,788
[rain pattering]
634
00:35:00,657 --> 00:35:02,655
[Strawn] So, do you go
camping a lot?
635
00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:04,467
[Mildred] This is my first time.
636
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,001
[Strawn] What?
637
00:35:06,036 --> 00:35:07,330
I've always asked Mum
to take me,
638
00:35:07,365 --> 00:35:08,930
but, you know what she's like.
639
00:35:10,873 --> 00:35:11,900
Actually, you don't.
640
00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:14,606
I forgot.
641
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,481
She's got me wrapped
in cotton wool.
642
00:35:23,148 --> 00:35:24,220
And bubble wrap.
643
00:35:26,188 --> 00:35:28,158
Barely even lets me play
in the backyard.
644
00:35:29,423 --> 00:35:31,491
Still wants to walk me
to school, you know.
645
00:35:31,526 --> 00:35:34,725
Does wonders for my social life,
as you can imagine.
646
00:35:38,033 --> 00:35:40,467
Does she ever talk about me...
647
00:35:41,937 --> 00:35:43,363
Why would she do that?
648
00:35:43,399 --> 00:35:44,603
[chuckles dryly]
649
00:36:01,353 --> 00:36:03,160
She's gonna be okay, you know.
650
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,624
She's in good hands.
651
00:36:18,171 --> 00:36:20,543
It's... It's alright...
652
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,069
to be scared.
653
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:24,775
It's normal.
654
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,219
[Mildred] So...
655
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,088
what does
the average working day
656
00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:36,820
for an illusionist look like?
657
00:36:38,621 --> 00:36:42,025
Well, um, I do appearances.
658
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,123
Parties.
659
00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:46,301
Actually, last week,
660
00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:48,832
I just did a major celebrity's
birthday party.
661
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,507
Wow.
662
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,068
[chuckles]
663
00:36:53,104 --> 00:36:55,810
You know, you could try being
a little bit more respectful.
664
00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:57,478
I'm sure I could.
665
00:37:00,049 --> 00:37:02,043
I just can't promise I will.
666
00:37:04,786 --> 00:37:07,716
[Strawn] I work hard, you know,
providing for you and your mom.
667
00:37:07,751 --> 00:37:09,452
[Mildred] Levitation
and card tricks?
668
00:37:09,487 --> 00:37:11,552
Back-breaking stuff, I'm sure.
669
00:37:11,588 --> 00:37:12,886
[Strawn] What I do is both
670
00:37:12,921 --> 00:37:14,523
physically and mentally
exhausting.
671
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:15,856
My wrist strength is equivalent
672
00:37:15,891 --> 00:37:17,828
to that
of a professional wrestler.
673
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:20,033
You think it's easy, making
a hundred balloon animals
674
00:37:20,068 --> 00:37:21,194
for Vin Diesel's kids?
675
00:37:22,432 --> 00:37:24,373
Balloon animals.
676
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:28,010
And they say air traffic
controllers have stressful jobs.
677
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,840
And what the hell
is a Vin Diesel?
678
00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:35,048
Only the lead of the greatest
franchise in film history.
679
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,249
Well, anyway, whatever,
680
00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:37,610
people need magic
in their lives.
681
00:37:37,645 --> 00:37:39,079
I'm doing my best.
682
00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:42,320
I'm doing my best
not to punch you in the goolies.
683
00:37:42,356 --> 00:37:44,425
What did I ever do to you? Huh?
684
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,757
Why are you angry with me?
Wha... What is this?
685
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:50,426
Oh, you really want
to have this conversation,
686
00:37:50,461 --> 00:37:52,401
right here, right now?
687
00:37:53,703 --> 00:37:54,733
Um...
688
00:37:55,938 --> 00:37:56,999
I don't know.
689
00:37:58,374 --> 00:38:01,172
- No. Maybe not.
- [vegetation rustling]
690
00:38:01,207 --> 00:38:03,038
Yeah, let's not...
691
00:38:05,212 --> 00:38:06,750
- What?
- Don't move.
692
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:07,883
[vegetation rustling]
693
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:09,914
Stay completely still.
694
00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:12,093
Is this just a trick so you can
punch me in the "goolies"?
695
00:38:12,117 --> 00:38:13,455
No.
696
00:38:15,351 --> 00:38:16,623
[growl]
697
00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:19,767
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
698
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:21,756
[Mildred whispers] Strawn,
listen to me.
699
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:25,597
Do not, I repeat, do not move.
700
00:38:25,632 --> 00:38:29,202
- [mumbles] It's the...
- [Mildred] Panther.
701
00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:31,198
[whispers] It's the panther.
702
00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:33,347
[Strawn whispers] What do we...
what do we do?
703
00:38:33,371 --> 00:38:34,672
[Mildred] Shh.
704
00:38:34,707 --> 00:38:35,882
- [panther growls]
- [Mildred] Just be quiet.
705
00:38:35,906 --> 00:38:39,113
- Panthers kill people.
- I said be quiet.
706
00:38:39,148 --> 00:38:40,843
Well, why wouldn't it kill us?
707
00:38:40,879 --> 00:38:43,713
[Mildred] Because, A,
it hasn't seen us yet.
708
00:38:43,749 --> 00:38:46,251
And B, we're going to stay
very still,
709
00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:49,491
very quiet and very calm.
710
00:38:55,327 --> 00:38:56,833
[Mildred gasps]
711
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,863
[panther snorts, roars]
712
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,463
That's not good, is it?
713
00:39:01,499 --> 00:39:02,829
- Umm
- Do we run?
714
00:39:02,865 --> 00:39:04,697
Think you can outrun a panther?
715
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,032
I don't know. Can I?
716
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,575
[Mildred] No, Strawn.
No, you can't.
717
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,705
At least, there's water
between us.
718
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,908
Cats hate water, right?
719
00:39:12,943 --> 00:39:16,251
Panthers are exceptional
swimmers, actually.
720
00:39:16,286 --> 00:39:19,917
- And what do we do?
- We stay still.
721
00:39:21,754 --> 00:39:24,784
We don't move
and we don't make a sound.
722
00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:27,056
[panther growls mildly]
723
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:32,325
[panther growls softly]
724
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,330
[bushes rustling]
725
00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:40,234
[both sigh]
726
00:39:41,536 --> 00:39:42,775
[shivers]
727
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:44,942
[Strawn mumbles]
728
00:39:46,477 --> 00:39:48,375
[Mildred sobs]
729
00:39:48,410 --> 00:39:50,390
[whispers] Mum, if you can
hear me, it's going to be okay.
730
00:39:50,414 --> 00:39:51,913
I promise.
731
00:39:51,949 --> 00:39:56,616
P.S. I love you
with all of my heart.
732
00:39:56,652 --> 00:39:57,827
There. Happy?
733
00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,126
Mildred... [gasping]
734
00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:00,793
Did you get the footage?
735
00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:04,731
I got it. I got the bugger.
736
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,431
[Strawn pants]
737
00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:08,671
How are you holding up?
738
00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:11,172
[wheezes]
739
00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:14,070
That was... a close encounter.
740
00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:17,671
Of the fifty-thousandth kind.
741
00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:18,910
[laughs nervously]
742
00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:23,783
[Strawn pants]
743
00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:28,425
[panther growling]
744
00:40:50,773 --> 00:40:51,943
[Strawn] Mildred, look.
745
00:40:54,048 --> 00:40:55,183
Sorry.
746
00:40:55,218 --> 00:40:57,352
For being an absent father?
747
00:40:57,387 --> 00:41:00,890
What? No, I... I mean,
for doubting you
748
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:02,118
about the panther.
749
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:09,191
And for the whole
absent-father thing, too.
750
00:41:10,528 --> 00:41:11,732
Sorry for that.
751
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,865
Yeah, and I'm sorry about
752
00:41:15,901 --> 00:41:18,140
threatening to punch you
in the goolies.
753
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:22,235
It was rude and uncalled for.
754
00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:24,278
And pretty Freudian,
when you think about it.
755
00:41:24,313 --> 00:41:26,544
Uh, not to change the subject,
756
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:28,980
but you're getting eaten alive.
757
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,919
[mosquito buzzes]
758
00:41:34,921 --> 00:41:37,789
You know, most people
just squash the buggers.
759
00:41:37,824 --> 00:41:40,323
Yeah, not... not me.
I'm not a murderer.
760
00:41:40,358 --> 00:41:44,867
Uh, always used to make me feel
guilty as a kid, killing bugs.
761
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:46,932
Made me sad
762
00:41:46,968 --> 00:41:49,396
thinking about their babies
wondering where they went.
763
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,401
- What?
- Don't move.
764
00:41:55,945 --> 00:41:57,345
What?
765
00:41:57,381 --> 00:41:59,547
You've got a weta
on your shoulder.
766
00:41:59,582 --> 00:42:01,611
- [Strawn] What, a weta?
- [Mildred] A weta.
767
00:42:01,646 --> 00:42:04,554
[ominous music playing]
768
00:42:06,087 --> 00:42:07,915
[yelps]
769
00:42:07,950 --> 00:42:10,258
God, what the hell is that?
770
00:42:10,293 --> 00:42:12,353
What the hell is that? [screams]
771
00:42:20,801 --> 00:42:22,664
Think its babies will wonder
where it went?
772
00:42:22,699 --> 00:42:24,398
[pants heavily]
773
00:42:30,545 --> 00:42:32,142
Mum said
you used to be on telly.
774
00:42:33,283 --> 00:42:34,881
You were some big-shot magician.
775
00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:38,981
But then another big-shot
magician came along
776
00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:40,854
and you became
a small-shot magician.
777
00:42:42,653 --> 00:42:44,957
Oh. David Blaine.
778
00:42:46,592 --> 00:42:47,630
We used to be friends.
779
00:42:49,827 --> 00:42:51,832
Until he stabbed me in the back.
780
00:42:53,633 --> 00:42:56,335
He stabbed me and he stabbed me.
781
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:58,234
And he stabbed me.
782
00:43:01,043 --> 00:43:02,073
[scoffs]
783
00:43:04,143 --> 00:43:06,877
We met doing illusions
in the streets of New York.
784
00:43:06,912 --> 00:43:08,710
[indistinct chatter
in background]
785
00:43:08,746 --> 00:43:09,784
Became inseparable.
786
00:43:11,618 --> 00:43:13,590
He was like a big brother to me.
787
00:43:15,490 --> 00:43:18,489
We both landed our own TV shows.
788
00:43:18,525 --> 00:43:20,627
Him first, then me.
789
00:43:20,662 --> 00:43:22,632
His show was called
Street Magic.
790
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:26,466
Mine was called
Twizted Illusions.
791
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:29,300
The "s" and Twizted was a "z".
792
00:43:29,335 --> 00:43:31,397
Twizted?
793
00:43:31,432 --> 00:43:34,638
One day, we were
riding through Central Park
794
00:43:34,674 --> 00:43:35,714
in a horse-drawn carriage.
795
00:43:35,741 --> 00:43:37,205
[horse neighs in background]
796
00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:39,714
We were both wearing
burgundy velvet shorts.
797
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,747
I told him I had a series
of TV specials planned.
798
00:43:42,783 --> 00:43:44,024
[indistinct speech
in background]
799
00:43:44,048 --> 00:43:45,451
I had the whole
thing worked out.
800
00:43:45,486 --> 00:43:47,382
I talked him through it.
801
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,426
"I'll be buried alive
for a week in Central Park."
802
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,085
The very park
we were riding through.
803
00:43:52,121 --> 00:43:53,862
[Strawn speaking in background]
804
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:57,690
"Then I would be frozen in
the block of ice for 72 hours."
805
00:43:57,726 --> 00:44:01,704
"Next, I would stand on top
of a tall pillar for 35 hours."
806
00:44:02,835 --> 00:44:04,371
- [horse neighs]
- [man laughs]
807
00:44:04,406 --> 00:44:05,598
He just laughed at me.
808
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:08,368
Said I was crazy.
809
00:44:08,403 --> 00:44:10,509
"Nobody could pull
off one of these stunts,
810
00:44:10,544 --> 00:44:12,281
let alone all three."
811
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:15,184
And then, the greasy little worm
812
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,186
goes and pitches my ideas,
813
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,246
like they're his own.
814
00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:22,489
Signs a... a contract
worth millions
815
00:44:22,524 --> 00:44:24,155
and starts ignoring my calls.
816
00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,665
So, I go and confront
the bastard.
817
00:44:30,832 --> 00:44:34,163
He's at this
shark-themed bar in Vegas.
818
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:36,802
He's there with all his
new showbiz buddies.
819
00:44:36,837 --> 00:44:38,202
A few names
you may have heard of.
820
00:44:39,907 --> 00:44:44,046
DiCaprio, Maguire,
Faustino, Haas, Tip.
821
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,173
As in Q-Tip.
822
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:48,507
- The celebrated rapper.
- Okay.
823
00:44:48,542 --> 00:44:50,578
They're all wearing
backwards baseball caps.
824
00:44:50,613 --> 00:44:54,052
And these black baggy suits
with one pant leg rolled up.
825
00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:56,792
Like an inside joke,
or a ritual, or something.
826
00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:01,993
Anyway, I...
I go to talk to David.
827
00:45:02,028 --> 00:45:05,160
You know, ask him,
why he did that to me,
828
00:45:05,195 --> 00:45:06,703
after everything
we've been through.
829
00:45:08,503 --> 00:45:09,530
You know what he did?
830
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:13,642
He just smiles at me,
831
00:45:13,677 --> 00:45:16,570
and slowly poured his drink
over my head.
832
00:45:20,212 --> 00:45:23,084
And then, they all just start
barking at me.
833
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,044
Like dogs.
834
00:45:25,079 --> 00:45:28,090
Barking. Barking.
835
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,587
And barking.
836
00:45:29,622 --> 00:45:32,322
[imitates barking]
837
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,193
And David was barking
the loudest.
838
00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:39,425
His face was all red and sweaty.
839
00:45:39,461 --> 00:45:42,199
His lips were [panting]
turning blue.
840
00:45:42,235 --> 00:45:44,833
It's like he was having
a seizure or something.
841
00:45:44,869 --> 00:45:46,666
And what did you do?
842
00:45:49,878 --> 00:45:51,704
What I always do
when I see something scary.
843
00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:55,884
Ran away.
844
00:45:58,986 --> 00:46:01,417
As fast as I could,
as far as I could.
845
00:46:04,855 --> 00:46:06,255
Next thing I know,
846
00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:08,193
I'm in the desert,
on my knees, throwing up.
847
00:46:10,198 --> 00:46:13,297
I can see little pieces
of squid tentacle in my vomit.
848
00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:19,004
It's the last thing I remember.
849
00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:21,338
The next few months
are kind of a blur.
850
00:46:24,412 --> 00:46:25,746
Anyway, I...
851
00:46:25,781 --> 00:46:28,378
moved back in
with my mom for a while.
852
00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:30,611
I just couldn't do much.
853
00:46:34,852 --> 00:46:35,924
A year later, I...
854
00:46:38,021 --> 00:46:39,958
I started... [sighs]
855
00:46:39,993 --> 00:46:41,454
Piecing things back together
again.
856
00:46:41,490 --> 00:46:43,827
You know, card tricks
on the streets,
857
00:46:43,862 --> 00:46:46,460
booking gigs, parties.
858
00:46:46,496 --> 00:46:49,898
And somewhere
in the middle of all of this,
859
00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:51,500
you met my mum.
860
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,706
I met your mom.
861
00:46:57,741 --> 00:46:59,244
Yeah.
862
00:47:00,476 --> 00:47:02,478
[Mildred] I found
her secret diary once.
863
00:47:04,284 --> 00:47:09,122
It said that she met you
on a girls' trip to Vegas.
864
00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:12,728
Says I was conceived
865
00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:15,029
in the parking lot
of a convenience store.
866
00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:18,626
That's not really true, is it?
867
00:47:21,468 --> 00:47:22,498
Yeah.
868
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,007
They say, "Romance is dead."
869
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,777
You're wrong about
one thing, though.
870
00:47:32,812 --> 00:47:34,543
[Strawn] What's that?
871
00:47:35,984 --> 00:47:38,177
You don't run away
from every scary thing.
872
00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:39,284
You sure about that?
873
00:47:40,982 --> 00:47:42,023
I mean...
874
00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:44,861
You're here, aren't you?
875
00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:49,796
You flew halfway
across the world to...
876
00:47:49,831 --> 00:47:51,395
look after a kid
you've never met.
877
00:47:52,493 --> 00:47:53,870
And in the wilderness, to boot.
878
00:47:56,531 --> 00:47:58,336
Maybe you have a backbone
after all.
879
00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:03,503
Thank you.
880
00:48:03,538 --> 00:48:06,245
Now, let's get some sleep,
shall we?
881
00:48:08,752 --> 00:48:11,283
["Seasons Come and Seasons Go"
playing]
882
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,123
♪ Dogwood blossoms
Float against ♪
883
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:22,656
♪ The ice-encrusted creek bank ♪
884
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,024
♪ A tender blade
Of new green grass ♪
885
00:48:25,059 --> 00:48:28,664
♪ Is bravely pushing upward
Through the melting snow ♪
886
00:48:28,699 --> 00:48:32,170
♪ The spring breathes
Ruffles through my hair ♪
887
00:48:32,206 --> 00:48:33,973
♪ And whispers
Softly everywhere ♪
888
00:48:34,008 --> 00:48:37,041
♪ Telling secrets in my eyes ♪
889
00:48:37,076 --> 00:48:38,612
♪ Search the countryside ♪
890
00:48:38,648 --> 00:48:43,376
♪ For your hello ♪
891
00:48:43,411 --> 00:48:48,149
♪ The seasons come ♪
892
00:48:48,185 --> 00:48:52,159
♪ The seasons go ♪
893
00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:00,328
♪ Lightning darts
Among the pines ♪
894
00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:02,533
♪ Caught in a summer rainstorm ♪
895
00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:06,171
♪ Soaking wet I look upon
The new plowed earth ♪
896
00:49:06,206 --> 00:49:09,040
♪ With rivulets
Between each row ♪
897
00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:11,570
♪ I almost feel you next to me ♪
898
00:49:11,605 --> 00:49:13,740
♪ And it stirs a memory ♪
899
00:49:13,775 --> 00:49:16,686
♪ That hangs suspended
With a sigh ♪
900
00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:18,380
♪ And gently weaves its way ♪
901
00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:22,987
♪ Through my bedroom window ♪
902
00:49:23,022 --> 00:49:25,458
♪ The seasons come... ♪
903
00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:26,853
[laughing]
904
00:49:28,225 --> 00:49:31,960
♪ The seasons go ♪
905
00:49:31,996 --> 00:49:33,700
[Strawn] Hey!
906
00:49:33,735 --> 00:49:36,033
That was like six skips.
907
00:49:36,069 --> 00:49:37,310
- [Mildred] Yeah.
- Alright, ready?
908
00:49:37,334 --> 00:49:38,733
[man and woman yelling] Kia or a!
909
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:53,219
Father and daughter,
on a wee trek
910
00:49:53,254 --> 00:49:55,723
hiking the beautiful
wilderness in New Zealand.
911
00:49:55,758 --> 00:49:57,724
Is this what I'm seeing here?
912
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,995
- Yeah.
- Course, it is.
913
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,790
Hi, I'm...
914
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,592
I'm Arnold and this is my
beautiful wife, Angelina.
915
00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:08,502
Long-suffering missus.
[chuckles]
916
00:50:08,537 --> 00:50:10,034
I'm Strawn.
917
00:50:10,069 --> 00:50:11,401
And this is my biologi... , uh,
918
00:50:11,436 --> 00:50:13,301
[clicks tongue]
M... my daughter, Mildred.
919
00:50:13,336 --> 00:50:16,577
Ooh. A real American person, eh?
920
00:50:16,613 --> 00:50:18,607
Yeah. I guess I am.
921
00:50:18,643 --> 00:50:20,680
[Angelina] I've never met
a real American before.
922
00:50:20,716 --> 00:50:21,949
I mean I've watched
923
00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:23,885
lots of American soap operas,
though.
924
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,613
[chuckles] It's all
she does all day,
925
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,556
watch those bloody
American soap operas.
926
00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:29,451
They can be addictive.
927
00:50:29,487 --> 00:50:31,224
That's why they end
with cliffhangers.
928
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,787
It's to make you desperate
to see the next episode.
929
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:36,096
It's to make you watch
commercials, basically.
930
00:50:36,131 --> 00:50:38,692
That's how TV works.
It's sort of shameful.
931
00:50:38,727 --> 00:50:40,007
I mean, there should
be laws against it.
932
00:50:40,031 --> 00:50:41,301
It's disgusting.
933
00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:50,706
So, uh, you enjoying
New Zealand?
934
00:50:51,946 --> 00:50:53,445
I... I quite like it. I think.
935
00:50:55,643 --> 00:50:58,053
Well, we're heading down
to those,
936
00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:00,889
you know, the big rocks
where they made the movie
937
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,420
where Liam Neeson
was the talking lion?
938
00:51:03,456 --> 00:51:05,719
- [Strawn] Oh.
- [Arnold] Why don't you join us,
939
00:51:05,754 --> 00:51:08,361
I could do with some
grown-up conversation.
940
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:10,495
So could I.
941
00:51:13,131 --> 00:51:15,662
So, tell me everything.
942
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:18,332
What's it like growing
up in America?
943
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,866
I'd love to tell you,
944
00:51:19,901 --> 00:51:23,239
but since I've never
set foot on American soil,
945
00:51:23,274 --> 00:51:24,612
I don't have a bloody clue.
946
00:51:24,647 --> 00:51:25,747
But your dad...
947
00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,545
He lives there. I live here.
948
00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:30,355
Don't you want
to live there with him?
949
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,419
I mean, if I was a kid,
950
00:51:32,454 --> 00:51:35,984
much rather grow up in America
than boring old New Zealand.
951
00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:37,286
Let's see.
952
00:51:37,321 --> 00:51:39,661
I don't like assault rifles.
953
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,091
I don't like high-fives.
954
00:51:41,126 --> 00:51:42,692
I don't like corn syrup.
955
00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:45,927
I don't like people who say,
"buddy", or "hell, yeah."
956
00:51:45,962 --> 00:51:49,061
And I despise the word "dude"
with every atom of my being.
957
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,698
I'm not sure America
has much to offer me.
958
00:51:53,734 --> 00:51:55,336
[chuckles uneasily] You don't...
959
00:51:55,371 --> 00:51:56,904
Talk like a normal child?
960
00:51:58,110 --> 00:51:59,506
- I know.
- [chuckles]
961
00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:01,079
[Arnold] So, what's your trade?
962
00:52:01,114 --> 00:52:02,346
[Strawn] I'm an illusionist.
963
00:52:02,381 --> 00:52:04,483
Illusionist? What, like,
like a magician?
964
00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:08,118
- Yeah.
- Like David Blaine?
965
00:52:08,153 --> 00:52:10,124
Oh, man. I adore him.
966
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,420
Like, he is literally magical.
Don't you think?
967
00:52:13,456 --> 00:52:14,655
Like, nothing comes close.
968
00:52:14,690 --> 00:52:16,621
Nothing even comes close
to close to him.
969
00:52:16,657 --> 00:52:17,859
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.
970
00:52:19,196 --> 00:52:20,594
What about you?
971
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:23,071
Me? I'm a...
I'm a heart surgeon.
972
00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:25,732
Yeah. I don't mean
to toot my own trombone,
973
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,501
but I'm in the top five
heart surgeons
974
00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,202
in the whole of Oceania.
975
00:52:30,238 --> 00:52:31,573
Wow.
976
00:52:31,609 --> 00:52:33,177
I think I'm actually
impressed by that.
977
00:52:33,212 --> 00:52:35,112
A lot of people are, you know?
978
00:52:35,147 --> 00:52:36,513
And so they should be,
979
00:52:36,548 --> 00:52:37,764
It's an impressive job to have,
isn't it?
980
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,622
Like, literally, I save lives.
981
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,056
If somebody was dying
982
00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,597
and I end up being there,
I save their life.
983
00:52:42,621 --> 00:52:45,384
So, if anything...
I'm the magician round here.
984
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:46,660
[both chuckle]
985
00:52:46,695 --> 00:52:47,724
No offense.
986
00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:52,495
[Mildred and Angelina
laughing loudly]
987
00:52:52,530 --> 00:52:54,361
- [Angelina] Good one.
- [both laugh]
988
00:52:54,396 --> 00:52:55,527
[Mildred] Um...
989
00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:56,871
[indistinct chatter]
990
00:52:56,906 --> 00:52:58,504
She's really good with kids, eh?
991
00:53:01,174 --> 00:53:02,904
Yeah. Well, some people are.
992
00:53:04,539 --> 00:53:05,577
Some people aren't.
993
00:53:07,113 --> 00:53:08,212
[Arnold chuckles softly]
994
00:53:08,248 --> 00:53:09,746
[thunder rolling at a distance]
995
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:17,658
Listen, mate, there's something
I wanted to say to you.
996
00:53:17,693 --> 00:53:18,755
What's that?
997
00:53:20,358 --> 00:53:21,518
You've got to promise, you...
998
00:53:22,795 --> 00:53:24,915
are going to be cool, calm
and collected about it, eh?
999
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,436
"Chillin" like Bob Dylan.
1000
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,334
Promise?
1001
00:53:29,369 --> 00:53:31,438
Sure, yeah, I promise.
What is it?
1002
00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:36,403
I've kidnapped your daughter.
1003
00:53:36,438 --> 00:53:37,576
[Strawn laughs]
1004
00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:40,975
[laughing] Excuse me?
1005
00:53:43,047 --> 00:53:44,346
You see,
1006
00:53:44,381 --> 00:53:45,612
I know it doesn't look
1007
00:53:45,648 --> 00:53:48,287
like a conventional kidnapping.
1008
00:53:48,322 --> 00:53:51,222
But a kidnapping
is exactly what it is.
1009
00:53:51,257 --> 00:53:52,337
[Strawn chuckles nervously]
1010
00:53:54,996 --> 00:53:56,025
I... I don't understand.
1011
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,695
Well...
1012
00:53:58,703 --> 00:53:59,961
She's in my custody.
1013
00:54:01,534 --> 00:54:03,174
And I'm going to make
some demands of you.
1014
00:54:03,203 --> 00:54:04,603
And if those demands aren't met,
1015
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:07,540
she stays in my custody.
1016
00:54:09,077 --> 00:54:11,709
Until I, uh, cut her loose.
1017
00:54:16,149 --> 00:54:17,716
'Cause let's be honest,
1018
00:54:17,752 --> 00:54:20,781
that's a lot of dead weight to
be carrying around this terrain.
1019
00:54:20,817 --> 00:54:23,219
Especially with my bad back.
[laughing]
1020
00:54:23,254 --> 00:54:24,656
Sorry, no filter.
1021
00:54:26,321 --> 00:54:27,362
So, um...
1022
00:54:28,492 --> 00:54:30,464
In case you get any funny ideas,
1023
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,060
just like you to know that, um,
1024
00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:36,637
I'm a black belt in karate.
1025
00:54:36,672 --> 00:54:37,673
[scoffs]
1026
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:38,739
Are you really?
1027
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:39,836
Yes I am really.
1028
00:54:41,537 --> 00:54:42,608
I don't believe you.
1029
00:54:43,606 --> 00:54:44,742
Well, you should believe me.
1030
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:46,882
Then do a karate move.
1031
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,275
I'm not some dancing monkey boy.
1032
00:54:49,311 --> 00:54:51,751
- I don't do moves on demand.
- Because you don't know karate.
1033
00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:54,251
Right.
1034
00:54:54,286 --> 00:54:56,452
I'm not doing any moves.
1035
00:54:56,487 --> 00:54:58,019
But I'll show you something.
1036
00:55:01,397 --> 00:55:03,299
Have a look at that
and commit that to memory.
1037
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:05,829
#There it is.
1038
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:08,997
A belt.
1039
00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:11,098
What color is it?
1040
00:55:14,711 --> 00:55:15,843
It's black.
1041
00:55:15,878 --> 00:55:17,438
That's correct.
1042
00:55:17,473 --> 00:55:18,681
The belt is black.
1043
00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:21,209
As in black belt.
1044
00:55:21,244 --> 00:55:22,779
As in...
1045
00:55:22,814 --> 00:55:26,014
I can karate the living shite
clean out of you.
1046
00:55:27,923 --> 00:55:29,490
And if I choose
1047
00:55:29,525 --> 00:55:31,987
to karate the living
shit clean out of you, I will.
1048
00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,861
If you mess me about it.
1049
00:55:35,896 --> 00:55:37,632
Capisce?
1050
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:38,864
Mm-hmm.
1051
00:55:38,899 --> 00:55:40,025
Alright.
1052
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,969
Let's get down
to the nitty-gritty
1053
00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:43,663
of what I want from you.
1054
00:55:43,698 --> 00:55:45,808
What do you want from me?
1055
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,042
Well, your valuables.
1056
00:55:48,077 --> 00:55:50,003
[scoffs] You can't be serious.
1057
00:55:50,038 --> 00:55:52,009
As serious as
cancer-rhythm-is-a-dancer,
1058
00:55:52,045 --> 00:55:53,074
my friend.
1059
00:55:54,382 --> 00:55:55,862
Have you ever had
a blood transfusion?
1060
00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:58,043
What? Yeah.
1061
00:55:58,078 --> 00:56:00,246
Well, see this as
a bag transfusion.
1062
00:56:02,188 --> 00:56:03,285
[Arnold claps]
1063
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,552
You transfer
1064
00:56:04,587 --> 00:56:05,757
the contents of your bag
1065
00:56:06,724 --> 00:56:09,125
into my bag.
[chuckles sarcastically]
1066
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,628
Okay?
1067
00:56:10,664 --> 00:56:12,960
So why don't we start
with the mobile phone?
1068
00:56:12,996 --> 00:56:16,000
Or as you yanks like to call it,
your "cellular"?
1069
00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:17,868
Come on.
1070
00:56:20,741 --> 00:56:23,077
Do I need to remind you
that a black belt in karate
1071
00:56:23,112 --> 00:56:24,303
has kidnapped your daughter?
1072
00:56:27,411 --> 00:56:28,450
Thanking you.
1073
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,845
Uh, passcode, please.
1074
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,961
Okay, please.
You don't need the...
1075
00:56:31,985 --> 00:56:33,081
Passcode?
1076
00:56:35,857 --> 00:56:36,991
1981.
1077
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,428
It's the year I was born.
1078
00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:41,490
Hey, just please don't look
at any of the photos.
1079
00:56:41,525 --> 00:56:43,195
Okay, that's all I ask.
1080
00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:44,529
[Arnold chuckles softly]
1081
00:56:44,564 --> 00:56:46,528
I wasn't going
to look at the photos.
1082
00:56:46,564 --> 00:56:47,796
But now you mentioned it...
1083
00:56:47,831 --> 00:56:49,331
No, no, no.
Please, please don't.
1084
00:56:49,367 --> 00:56:50,406
[Arnold] Ooh!
1085
00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,904
You're a strange little man,
aren't you?
1086
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,782
You do know there's a pump
you can get for that,
1087
00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,913
and apparently it works?
1088
00:57:00,948 --> 00:57:02,245
Mm-hm.
1089
00:57:02,281 --> 00:57:04,376
Okay. Camera?
1090
00:57:06,646 --> 00:57:07,918
Please.
1091
00:57:09,355 --> 00:57:11,458
Please. Don't do this.
1092
00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:12,832
This is my daughter's.
It means a lot to her.
1093
00:57:12,856 --> 00:57:15,292
Yeah, and it'll mean
a lot to me too.
1094
00:57:15,327 --> 00:57:17,125
[Strawn grunts]
1095
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,759
But I'll call the cops.
I know your names.
1096
00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:21,727
[chuckles] What, um...
1097
00:57:21,763 --> 00:57:23,465
Arnold and Angelina?
1098
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,902
Have a wee think.
1099
00:57:26,937 --> 00:57:28,906
Where have you heard
those names before?
1100
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,512
I...
1101
00:57:32,547 --> 00:57:36,381
Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Angelina Jolie?
1102
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,645
And what do they have in common?
1103
00:57:38,681 --> 00:57:40,313
[Strawn] They're...
1104
00:57:42,288 --> 00:57:43,322
[both] Actors.
1105
00:57:43,358 --> 00:57:45,386
[Arnold] And what do actors do?
1106
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,622
They...
1107
00:57:46,657 --> 00:57:48,128
pretend to be other people.
1108
00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:49,756
[Arnold laughs teasingly]
1109
00:57:49,791 --> 00:57:51,124
I... I know your job.
1110
00:57:51,159 --> 00:57:53,128
You're one of the leading
heart surgeons.
1111
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,245
You're not a heart
surgeon, are you?
1112
00:57:58,269 --> 00:57:59,734
No.
1113
00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:01,376
Well, I know what you look like.
1114
00:58:01,412 --> 00:58:03,243
The... the cops will do
a composite sketch.
1115
00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,441
I'll just go home, cut my hair,
1116
00:58:05,477 --> 00:58:07,038
shave off my beard,
1117
00:58:07,073 --> 00:58:08,275
and nobody will recognize me.
1118
00:58:09,646 --> 00:58:10,778
What about Angelina?
1119
00:58:10,814 --> 00:58:12,653
She'll shave her beard off too.
1120
00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:17,350
Anyhoo. Wallet. Come on.
1121
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,293
Grazie.
1122
00:58:22,328 --> 00:58:24,823
Angelina, darling.
1123
00:58:24,859 --> 00:58:25,965
[indistinct talking]
1124
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,269
Well.
1125
00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:29,194
- I think you can finish this.
- Yeah.
1126
00:58:29,229 --> 00:58:30,935
I'll see what those two
are up to.
1127
00:58:32,702 --> 00:58:34,906
[Arnold humming] Goodbye.
1128
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:38,338
We all done here?
1129
00:58:38,373 --> 00:58:40,016
[Arnold] Yeah, it was quite
a painless operation.
1130
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,160
[Arnold and Angelina giggle]
1131
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:46,148
Ooh. Nice rod.
1132
00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:48,888
- There you go.
- Mm.
1133
00:58:48,923 --> 00:58:50,497
Bet ya that's the first time
a woman's ever said that to you.
1134
00:58:50,521 --> 00:58:51,987
[Angelina laughs]
1135
00:58:52,023 --> 00:58:53,637
Please don't take that.
It's my daughter's.
1136
00:58:53,661 --> 00:58:56,298
My nephew is desperate
for a fishing rod.
1137
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:58,800
That's his
birthday present's sorted.
1138
00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,135
Thanks.
1139
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:02,395
Grab their matches and map.
1140
00:59:02,431 --> 00:59:04,702
- That'll slow 'em down.
- [Arnold giggles maliciously]
1141
00:59:04,738 --> 00:59:06,734
You are a criminal
mastermind, my love.
1142
00:59:06,769 --> 00:59:08,871
[both giggle maliciously]
1143
00:59:08,906 --> 00:59:10,114
[Arnold] Wanna show you
something.
1144
00:59:10,138 --> 00:59:12,543
I used to charge
my mates at school,
1145
00:59:12,578 --> 00:59:13,978
a dollar a time to see this.
1146
00:59:15,945 --> 00:59:17,518
- [Strawn grunts]
- [Arnold laughs]
1147
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,163
You don't want to see
what he used to charge
1148
00:59:19,187 --> 00:59:20,419
two bucks to see.
1149
00:59:20,454 --> 00:59:22,057
What if I come after you, huh?
1150
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,556
[Angelina] Aw. [chuckles]
1151
00:59:23,591 --> 00:59:25,352
You just don't seem
like the type.
1152
00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:28,954
[both chuckle]
1153
00:59:28,989 --> 00:59:30,656
You want me to get this?
1154
00:59:30,691 --> 00:59:31,732
Yeah.
1155
00:59:35,437 --> 00:59:37,004
[Arnold and Angelina] Kia or a!
1156
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,531
[both giggle]
1157
00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:44,305
[huffs]
1158
00:59:50,612 --> 00:59:51,686
[pants]
1159
01:00:00,792 --> 01:00:02,032
[Mildred] Hey, where'd they go?
1160
01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:03,962
Hey!
1161
01:00:07,301 --> 01:00:08,494
[Mildred pants]
1162
01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:17,305
Not to get mushy, but...
1163
01:00:19,810 --> 01:00:22,283
today's been a bloody great day.
1164
01:00:22,318 --> 01:00:23,614
I have to tell you something.
1165
01:00:23,649 --> 01:00:25,410
You're gonna get mushy, too?
1166
01:00:25,445 --> 01:00:27,117
You have to promise
that you'll stay...
1167
01:00:28,587 --> 01:00:30,157
[voice breaking] cool,
1168
01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:32,785
calm and collected.
1169
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:33,920
You promise?
1170
01:00:33,955 --> 01:00:36,390
Yes. Okay, I promise.
1171
01:00:39,498 --> 01:00:40,735
They robbed us.
1172
01:00:41,702 --> 01:00:43,900
- Pardon me?
- They kidnapped you.
1173
01:00:43,935 --> 01:00:45,834
Yeah. Good one, Strawn.
Very funny.
1174
01:00:45,869 --> 01:00:47,736
Seriously, where'd they go?
1175
01:00:47,771 --> 01:00:49,040
They held you to ransom.
1176
01:00:50,213 --> 01:00:52,005
They took my phone,
1177
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,840
my wallet, the map, the matches,
1178
01:00:54,876 --> 01:00:56,751
fishing rod...
1179
01:00:58,648 --> 01:00:59,853
the camera.
1180
01:01:02,087 --> 01:01:04,820
I... I know it didn't feel like
a kidnapping,
1181
01:01:04,855 --> 01:01:07,157
but that's what just happened.
1182
01:01:09,163 --> 01:01:10,391
Oh, God.
1183
01:01:11,529 --> 01:01:12,659
I'm sorry.
1184
01:01:12,694 --> 01:01:15,731
[sobs]
1185
01:01:15,766 --> 01:01:17,563
They took everything.
1186
01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:22,876
The camera,
the proof, everything.
1187
01:01:24,038 --> 01:01:28,610
And... you just let them?
1188
01:01:28,646 --> 01:01:30,147
- I...
- Just...
1189
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,447
You just handed it over
1190
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,981
on a silver platter.
1191
01:01:37,017 --> 01:01:38,457
I'm so sorry.
1192
01:01:38,492 --> 01:01:39,959
Do I need to remind you
1193
01:01:39,994 --> 01:01:43,457
that that camera footage
was going to save Mum and me
1194
01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:45,861
from becoming another
depressing welfare statistic?
1195
01:01:45,897 --> 01:01:48,396
It was going to save our lives.
1196
01:01:50,735 --> 01:01:52,397
You hate me, don't you?
1197
01:01:52,432 --> 01:01:54,037
I actually can't even
put into words
1198
01:01:54,073 --> 01:01:56,371
how much hate
I feel towards you right now.
1199
01:01:58,907 --> 01:02:00,778
You know what?
1200
01:02:00,814 --> 01:02:05,220
I can't stand the sight of you.
1201
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:08,419
Your idiotic nail polish.
1202
01:02:08,455 --> 01:02:10,281
And your crap,
1203
01:02:10,317 --> 01:02:13,955
low-budget TV-magician clothes.
1204
01:02:13,990 --> 01:02:16,663
And your greasy, ratty hair
1205
01:02:16,699 --> 01:02:20,329
and these big, dumb,
dopey donkey eyes.
1206
01:02:21,567 --> 01:02:22,702
You know what?
1207
01:02:22,737 --> 01:02:26,472
You need to move
away from me right now...
1208
01:02:26,508 --> 01:02:28,200
What was I supposed to do?
1209
01:02:28,236 --> 01:02:30,574
- He was a karate master.
- Move...
1210
01:02:30,609 --> 01:02:33,344
away... from...
1211
01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:35,414
me... now.
1212
01:02:35,450 --> 01:02:37,080
Mildred, be serious.
1213
01:02:37,115 --> 01:02:39,348
Like, 20 paces.
Like we're in a duel. Go!
1214
01:02:47,495 --> 01:02:49,698
That wasn't 20 paces.
1215
01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:53,832
That was, like, 11 paces.
And I can still see you.
1216
01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:56,666
Like a greasy smudge
on the world.
1217
01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:58,070
Bugger off, further.
1218
01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:02,705
[Strawn] It all makes sense now.
1219
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:04,107
What makes sense?
1220
01:03:04,142 --> 01:03:06,077
Why you don't have
any friends at school.
1221
01:03:06,113 --> 01:03:08,445
Why your mother never
wants to take you camping.
1222
01:03:08,481 --> 01:03:09,749
Excuse me?
1223
01:03:09,784 --> 01:03:12,412
[Strawn] You know,
this entire trip,
1224
01:03:12,447 --> 01:03:14,888
you've been nothing
but a grade-A D-bag.
1225
01:03:14,923 --> 01:03:16,633
Yeah? Well, it takes one,
to know one, doesn't it?
1226
01:03:16,657 --> 01:03:19,594
A pretentious, prickly runt.
1227
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:20,635
I know you are.
You said you were.
1228
01:03:20,659 --> 01:03:21,687
So, what am I?
1229
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,493
You're an asshole.
1230
01:03:31,434 --> 01:03:34,039
Twenty paces? You know what?
Let's make it 50.
1231
01:03:34,075 --> 01:03:38,203
You know? Screw that.
A hundred and fifty paces.
1232
01:03:38,238 --> 01:03:41,716
One, two, three, four,
1233
01:03:41,752 --> 01:03:45,485
[voice fades]
five, six, seven, eight, nine,
1234
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,722
ten, eleven, twelve...
1235
01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:51,926
thirteen, fourteen,
fifteen, sixteen...
1236
01:03:54,023 --> 01:03:58,991
119, 120, 121, 122...
1237
01:03:59,027 --> 01:04:01,661
123... [pants]
1238
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:06,867
You can never do anything right.
1239
01:04:06,902 --> 01:04:07,942
Ungrateful.
1240
01:04:14,109 --> 01:04:15,917
[indistinct whispering]
1241
01:04:19,848 --> 01:04:21,620
Mildred!
1242
01:04:21,655 --> 01:04:23,290
[whispering continues]
1243
01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:24,519
[loud whooshing]
1244
01:04:26,855 --> 01:04:27,896
Hello?
1245
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:34,830
Oh! [gasps]
1246
01:04:34,865 --> 01:04:37,235
[deep growling]
1247
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,176
[growling]
1248
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,911
[screaming]
1249
01:04:44,246 --> 01:04:45,510
Hello!
1250
01:04:45,546 --> 01:04:47,311
[voice echoes]
1251
01:05:04,324 --> 01:05:06,165
[footsteps thudding]
1252
01:05:19,376 --> 01:05:22,245
What's the matter,
Mr. Twizted Illusions?
1253
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,679
Got scared in the big,
dark, spooky stones?
1254
01:05:24,715 --> 01:05:25,745
No.
1255
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,587
[sighs]
1256
01:05:28,622 --> 01:05:30,984
Yeah. Okay, I did.
1257
01:05:31,019 --> 01:05:32,084
I got lost.
1258
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,220
I hurt my ankle.
1259
01:05:33,255 --> 01:05:34,958
And I heard some weird sounds.
1260
01:05:34,993 --> 01:05:36,490
That made me very uncomfortable.
1261
01:05:36,525 --> 01:05:38,531
[scoffs] Listen to me.
We have two options.
1262
01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:41,093
Yeah? And they are?
1263
01:05:41,128 --> 01:05:42,536
Live or die.
1264
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,395
It really is that simple.
1265
01:05:44,431 --> 01:05:45,903
Now, don't know about you,
1266
01:05:45,939 --> 01:05:47,799
but I would quite like to live.
1267
01:05:47,834 --> 01:05:51,038
And I plan on getting
that 50 grand back too.
1268
01:05:51,074 --> 01:05:52,277
With or without you.
1269
01:05:57,247 --> 01:05:59,878
We are days away from anywhere.
1270
01:05:59,913 --> 01:06:04,121
We have no food, no map,
no fishing rod, no matches.
1271
01:06:04,156 --> 01:06:05,461
- They took...
- [Mildred] Everything.
1272
01:06:05,485 --> 01:06:07,325
I know. They took everything.
1273
01:06:09,289 --> 01:06:11,692
So? What now?
1274
01:06:11,727 --> 01:06:14,497
Are you familiar with
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?
1275
01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:21,400
Abraham Maslow, 1943,
The Hierarchy of Needs.
1276
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:23,170
At the base of the pyramid,
1277
01:06:23,205 --> 01:06:24,371
fundamental human needs,
1278
01:06:24,407 --> 01:06:27,010
the very foundations
of survival,
1279
01:06:27,045 --> 01:06:30,418
warmth, shelter, food and water.
1280
01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:33,244
Shelter, we have.
1281
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,287
Warmth, we have.
1282
01:06:35,323 --> 01:06:39,090
All things considered, we're off
to a pretty good start.
1283
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:42,827
Now, as calories
are in short supply,
1284
01:06:42,862 --> 01:06:45,297
I suggest we make camp...
1285
01:06:47,064 --> 01:06:48,198
by that lake down there.
1286
01:06:48,234 --> 01:06:52,205
We'll have food and water
on our doorstep.
1287
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,201
We can plot our next move
from there with clear heads
1288
01:06:55,236 --> 01:06:56,605
and full bellies.
1289
01:06:58,372 --> 01:06:59,608
Now, tell me, Strawn,
1290
01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:02,611
Can you whittle?
1291
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:04,745
Can I what?
1292
01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:08,749
[melodious music playing]
1293
01:07:12,592 --> 01:07:13,691
[grunts]
1294
01:07:13,727 --> 01:07:16,163
[birds cawing]
1295
01:07:31,144 --> 01:07:33,745
Keep going.
You're getting there.
1296
01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:34,940
[smiles nervously]
1297
01:07:48,796 --> 01:07:50,725
[Mildred] Come... on...
1298
01:07:52,695 --> 01:07:54,968
- Get back, I've got this.
- You sure about that?
1299
01:07:55,003 --> 01:07:56,241
[Mildred] Yes,
I'm sure about that.
1300
01:07:56,265 --> 01:07:57,831
I've read all about it.
1301
01:07:57,866 --> 01:07:59,378
What, just cause you
read about it doesn't mean you...
1302
01:07:59,402 --> 01:08:01,707
Silence. I need to concentrate.
1303
01:08:01,742 --> 01:08:03,177
Go and whittle.
1304
01:08:09,244 --> 01:08:11,046
How did you...
1305
01:08:11,081 --> 01:08:12,120
It's called magic.
1306
01:08:13,281 --> 01:08:15,321
The thumb flint.
1307
01:08:15,356 --> 01:08:18,284
"An essential weapon
in any illusionists arsenal."
1308
01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:19,688
Found a spare one.
1309
01:08:25,358 --> 01:08:26,563
[Strawn] Oh.
1310
01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:29,533
Christ.
1311
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:33,700
Sorry. Guess I'm not
very good at whittling.
1312
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,842
[Mildred] No, I didn't
think you would be.
1313
01:08:35,877 --> 01:08:37,609
That's why I asked you to do it.
1314
01:08:37,644 --> 01:08:38,779
What?
1315
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:40,540
I wanted to give you something
1316
01:08:40,576 --> 01:08:43,451
to occupy your mind,
to focus on.
1317
01:08:43,486 --> 01:08:45,313
It's worked.
1318
01:08:45,348 --> 01:08:46,622
You've calmed down, haven't you?
1319
01:08:46,646 --> 01:08:48,379
We're still stranded out here.
1320
01:08:48,415 --> 01:08:51,116
And... voila!
1321
01:08:51,152 --> 01:08:52,790
Oh.
1322
01:08:52,826 --> 01:08:54,594
I'm going in.
1323
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,527
[scoffs] What?
1324
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,411
What, you really think you're
gonna be able to catch a...
1325
01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:09,907
[Mildred squeaks]
1326
01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:12,043
[excited laugh]
1327
01:09:12,078 --> 01:09:13,613
Look at this great big bugger!
1328
01:09:13,648 --> 01:09:16,079
[both] Mmm.
1329
01:09:16,114 --> 01:09:18,219
[Strawn mumbles, laughs]
1330
01:09:22,351 --> 01:09:23,785
[Mildred clears throat]
1331
01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:25,635
[In British accent]
Fancy a spot of tea, old chap?
1332
01:09:25,659 --> 01:09:26,993
Oh.
1333
01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:29,320
God, I would kill
for a cup of tea.
1334
01:09:29,355 --> 01:09:30,396
Well.
1335
01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:33,663
Piper Excelsum.
1336
01:09:34,729 --> 01:09:37,999
Known around these parts
as Kawakawa.
1337
01:09:38,034 --> 01:09:39,403
Kawakawa?
1338
01:09:39,438 --> 01:09:41,308
It has powerful
anti-septic properties.
1339
01:09:41,343 --> 01:09:44,911
And it happens to taste
scrump-diddly-umptious too.
1340
01:09:44,946 --> 01:09:46,313
Sling that down your gullet.
1341
01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:52,916
That's good. Really good.
1342
01:09:52,952 --> 01:09:54,013
[Mildred] Mm.
1343
01:09:58,452 --> 01:09:59,788
You know, Strawn?
1344
01:10:00,995 --> 01:10:02,054
I don't think less of you.
1345
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:05,296
[Strawn] W... What?
1346
01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:07,059
That's what you're thinking,
isn't it?
1347
01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:12,064
That you... failed to be a man.
1348
01:10:15,209 --> 01:10:17,641
You crapped the bed
as a protector.
1349
01:10:20,313 --> 01:10:22,247
And your weakness put us
in grave danger.
1350
01:10:22,283 --> 01:10:24,943
And now, we're two
of the 8,000 people
1351
01:10:24,978 --> 01:10:26,848
who go missing
in New Zealand every year.
1352
01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:30,920
All because you're weak.
1353
01:10:30,956 --> 01:10:32,458
And naive.
1354
01:10:34,789 --> 01:10:36,495
And you refuse
to call to action.
1355
01:10:38,162 --> 01:10:39,498
Like a coward.
1356
01:10:41,827 --> 01:10:43,667
Is that what you really think?
1357
01:10:45,031 --> 01:10:47,066
No. No, that's what
I think you think.
1358
01:10:50,112 --> 01:10:51,512
[Strawn] What part
of it isn't true?
1359
01:10:53,142 --> 01:10:54,249
[scoffs]
1360
01:10:55,448 --> 01:10:57,318
God, I really messed
this up, didn't I?
1361
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,685
I let him take everything.
1362
01:11:03,318 --> 01:11:04,785
I let him...
1363
01:11:04,821 --> 01:11:06,991
I just handed it to him
on a silver platter.
1364
01:11:07,027 --> 01:11:08,120
Just like you said.
1365
01:11:11,025 --> 01:11:14,192
You're talking about
Arnold or David Blaine?
1366
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,869
Sorry.
1367
01:11:17,905 --> 01:11:18,933
[sighs] Look.
1368
01:11:20,501 --> 01:11:21,569
We lost it all.
1369
01:11:21,604 --> 01:11:22,976
It's a kick in the head,
no doubt.
1370
01:11:23,011 --> 01:11:25,443
But we've got grub our guts,
1371
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,244
air in our lungs,
and somewhere cozy to sleep.
1372
01:11:28,279 --> 01:11:29,748
We're not done yet, mate.
1373
01:11:29,783 --> 01:11:31,784
No way.
1374
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:33,244
No flying way.
1375
01:11:42,224 --> 01:11:43,463
Mildred.
1376
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:46,631
Yeah?
1377
01:11:48,937 --> 01:11:49,997
I'll look after you.
1378
01:11:56,011 --> 01:11:58,742
[melodious guitar music plays]
1379
01:12:36,313 --> 01:12:38,086
[Mildred] Ooh!
1380
01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:40,082
See these
black and green mushrooms?
1381
01:12:40,117 --> 01:12:41,912
Yeah.
1382
01:12:41,948 --> 01:12:44,551
Well, if we ever get separated,
1383
01:12:44,586 --> 01:12:45,657
don't ever eat those.
1384
01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:48,055
Why? What happens?
1385
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:52,328
Full-body numbness,
hallucinations, possible nausea,
1386
01:12:52,363 --> 01:12:53,492
and projectile vomiting.
1387
01:12:53,528 --> 01:12:54,864
Ooh. Sounds fun.
1388
01:12:56,235 --> 01:12:58,335
I'm obviously kidding.
1389
01:12:58,370 --> 01:12:59,966
Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad.
1390
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,168
Drugs tear families
and communities apart.
1391
01:13:04,408 --> 01:13:06,480
[Mildred] Ah, here we go.
1392
01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:11,947
Pleurotus Parsonsaie.
1393
01:13:12,988 --> 01:13:14,488
Velvet oyster mushrooms.
1394
01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:21,423
I've always wanted to try these.
1395
01:13:21,458 --> 01:13:23,591
Why? Looks disgusting.
1396
01:13:23,627 --> 01:13:25,457
You know what looks disgusting?
1397
01:13:25,492 --> 01:13:28,568
The corpses that have succumbed
to starvation in the wilderness.
1398
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,572
Dead people.
1399
01:13:37,077 --> 01:13:38,809
Hey. What is it?
1400
01:13:40,443 --> 01:13:42,615
Mildred, you okay?
1401
01:13:49,421 --> 01:13:51,291
I have to tell you something.
1402
01:13:51,326 --> 01:13:54,291
It'll change the way
you look at me,
1403
01:13:54,326 --> 01:13:56,864
forever, probably, but...
1404
01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:57,962
I have to say it.
1405
01:13:57,997 --> 01:13:59,632
Okay.
1406
01:14:05,237 --> 01:14:06,606
I used to wish...
1407
01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:10,940
my mum would just disappear.
1408
01:14:14,215 --> 01:14:17,375
I'd... lie awake at night,
1409
01:14:19,151 --> 01:14:20,585
just hoping
1410
01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:22,347
that she wouldn't be there
when I woke up.
1411
01:14:26,324 --> 01:14:27,352
And you'd come.
1412
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,498
[sniffles]
1413
01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:33,298
And you'd understand me.
1414
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,229
You'd really understand me.
1415
01:14:38,601 --> 01:14:40,002
Like she never could.
1416
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:45,005
[sniffles] We'd do
things together.
1417
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,746
All the things
that Mum is too afraid to do.
1418
01:14:51,151 --> 01:14:52,179
Like, go camping.
1419
01:14:53,514 --> 01:14:55,085
Hunting.
1420
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,790
Fishing.
1421
01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,453
You know?
1422
01:14:58,489 --> 01:15:00,286
Stuff of adventures.
1423
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:10,934
And... [sniffles]
1424
01:15:13,241 --> 01:15:15,103
Maybe my wish did come true.
1425
01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:20,108
But in the wrong ways.
1426
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:26,851
[sniffles]
1427
01:15:28,648 --> 01:15:30,454
I...
1428
01:15:30,489 --> 01:15:32,483
I don't want my mum to go now.
1429
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:35,156
I don't want her to go.
1430
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:37,994
[sobs]
1431
01:15:40,298 --> 01:15:41,333
[sniffles]
1432
01:15:41,368 --> 01:15:43,032
And as for you understanding me,
1433
01:15:49,209 --> 01:15:50,670
[sniffles, sobs]
1434
01:15:50,706 --> 01:15:52,239
Here, have a tissue.
1435
01:16:08,524 --> 01:16:09,696
[chuckles]
1436
01:16:26,412 --> 01:16:28,440
[melodious music playing]
1437
01:17:03,977 --> 01:17:06,753
[heart monitor beeping]
1438
01:17:19,894 --> 01:17:21,361
Is this what you wanted?
1439
01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:23,466
Toast!
1440
01:17:23,501 --> 01:17:25,002
[breathes rapidly]
1441
01:17:33,478 --> 01:17:35,408
Hey. What is it?
1442
01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:42,085
What is it?
1443
01:17:46,327 --> 01:17:47,860
I had a bad dream and...
1444
01:17:48,956 --> 01:17:50,390
And now I need to go wee.
1445
01:17:52,697 --> 01:17:54,163
I don't want to go on my own.
1446
01:17:55,499 --> 01:17:56,594
Yeah. Okay.
1447
01:17:57,734 --> 01:17:58,937
Let me get my boots.
1448
01:18:07,213 --> 01:18:08,309
[yawns]
1449
01:18:15,181 --> 01:18:17,483
[faint, indistinct chatter]
1450
01:18:31,933 --> 01:18:34,104
[indistinct argument]
1451
01:18:37,109 --> 01:18:38,850
[Arnold] ...are supposed to
bring us together...
1452
01:18:38,874 --> 01:18:40,606
but at the moment,
1453
01:18:40,641 --> 01:18:43,448
all I want to be is a million
bloody miles away from you.
1454
01:18:43,483 --> 01:18:44,543
[Strawn gasps loudly]
1455
01:18:47,146 --> 01:18:49,122
- It's them.
- Who?
1456
01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:50,791
Who'd you think?
1457
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:52,670
The buggers who kidnapped me,
took our belongings,
1458
01:18:52,694 --> 01:18:54,755
left us for dead,
think you'd remember them?
1459
01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:56,187
What should we do?
1460
01:18:56,222 --> 01:18:58,595
- Isn't it obvious?
- Obvious?
1461
01:18:58,630 --> 01:18:59,929
No, it's not obvious.
1462
01:18:59,964 --> 01:19:02,368
In fact, it's very far
from obvious.
1463
01:19:02,403 --> 01:19:04,200
Hey. Where are you going?
1464
01:19:05,934 --> 01:19:08,006
[indistinct argument]
1465
01:19:09,938 --> 01:19:10,976
- Wait here.
- Wha...
1466
01:19:12,073 --> 01:19:13,250
[Angelina] You snogged my sister
1467
01:19:13,274 --> 01:19:14,847
and I'm supposed
to just let it go.
1468
01:19:14,882 --> 01:19:17,015
[Arnold] How many times
do I got to tell ya...
1469
01:19:17,050 --> 01:19:19,376
[Angelina] ...but you just
put your head in the sand
1470
01:19:19,412 --> 01:19:20,564
and think
everything's gone away.
1471
01:19:20,588 --> 01:19:23,087
Go away.
Just ignoring everything.
1472
01:19:23,123 --> 01:19:25,622
- When we have to talk...
- Shut up, woman, for God's sake.
1473
01:19:25,657 --> 01:19:28,153
Just let it go. Please.
1474
01:19:28,188 --> 01:19:29,330
- All night.
- Let it go?
1475
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,762
You've been at me all night.
1476
01:19:30,797 --> 01:19:32,927
[Angelina] You've snogged
my sister.
1477
01:19:32,962 --> 01:19:34,359
You want me to just let it go.
1478
01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:36,969
Number one.
It was five years ago.
1479
01:19:37,004 --> 01:19:39,146
- [Arnold] Can you not let it go?
- [Angelina] My sister.
1480
01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:40,970
- [Arnold] Number two...
- [Angelina] My sister!
1481
01:19:41,005 --> 01:19:43,673
[Arnold] ...I was drunk.
She was drunk.
1482
01:19:43,708 --> 01:19:45,074
[Arnold] Number three.
1483
01:19:45,109 --> 01:19:48,175
She was terrible in bed,
her breath stunk...
1484
01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:50,882
Being an adult...
You know, I mean...
1485
01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:52,714
Relationships are just
so damn complicated.
1486
01:19:52,749 --> 01:19:54,379
Shh. Just listen.
1487
01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:56,119
[Angelina] ...vomit-flavored
stick...
1488
01:19:56,155 --> 01:19:57,631
[Arnold] All I want to do
is just get some sleep.
1489
01:19:57,655 --> 01:19:59,723
Please. I beg you.
1490
01:19:59,758 --> 01:20:02,022
[Angelina] Yeah. Sweet dreams.
1491
01:20:02,057 --> 01:20:03,622
[Arnold] Ah, shut up, woman.
1492
01:20:03,657 --> 01:20:05,435
Wait. You're not seriously gonna
grab our stuff, are you?
1493
01:20:05,459 --> 01:20:07,532
I'm seriously going
to grab our stuff.
1494
01:20:07,567 --> 01:20:10,828
Okay. Here's the plan.
1495
01:20:10,863 --> 01:20:13,307
I'm going to grab their bag
and I'm gonna toss it to you.
1496
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:14,974
Just like a rugby ball.
1497
01:20:15,009 --> 01:20:16,914
Then we're both just
going to sprint up to our tent.
1498
01:20:16,938 --> 01:20:18,405
- Yeah?
- What?
1499
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:19,948
And lead them straight
back to our headquarters?
1500
01:20:19,972 --> 01:20:21,238
Oh, yeah.
1501
01:20:21,273 --> 01:20:22,707
You're totally right.
1502
01:20:25,010 --> 01:20:26,281
Okay.
1503
01:20:26,316 --> 01:20:28,212
I'm going to run up
to that high ground there.
1504
01:20:28,247 --> 01:20:29,213
What if they catch us?
1505
01:20:29,248 --> 01:20:30,491
- They won't.
- Why?
1506
01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:32,121
'Cause I'm gonna
throw their boots
1507
01:20:32,156 --> 01:20:34,361
into the bush and snap
the tent zipper off.
1508
01:20:34,396 --> 01:20:35,595
Okay. That's officially
1509
01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:36,640
the craziest thing
I've ever heard.
1510
01:20:36,664 --> 01:20:38,693
I know. I'm bloody jazzed, too.
1511
01:20:38,729 --> 01:20:40,664
[loud snoring]
1512
01:20:40,699 --> 01:20:41,827
[clicks tongue] Okay.
1513
01:20:41,863 --> 01:20:43,799
Hear that?
1514
01:20:43,834 --> 01:20:45,529
They're snoring already.
1515
01:20:45,564 --> 01:20:47,835
We need to move
with maximum speed
1516
01:20:47,871 --> 01:20:49,407
and maximum stealth.
1517
01:20:49,442 --> 01:20:51,008
Go. Go. Go.
1518
01:20:51,043 --> 01:20:52,737
- Wait, wait, wait.
- [Mildred] No, no, no.
1519
01:20:53,775 --> 01:20:55,476
Jesus!
1520
01:20:59,013 --> 01:21:00,881
[loud snoring]
1521
01:21:00,916 --> 01:21:02,285
[zipper creaks]
1522
01:21:03,325 --> 01:21:06,025
[tense music]
1523
01:21:19,703 --> 01:21:22,074
Shh... shh.
1524
01:21:37,692 --> 01:21:40,255
- [metal clicks]
- [Arnold] Ah.
1525
01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:41,701
- [Arnold] What's going on?
- [Mildred] Go, Go!
1526
01:21:41,725 --> 01:21:43,429
Intruders!
1527
01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:44,662
You thieving swines!
1528
01:21:44,697 --> 01:21:45,959
I'm gonna kill youse!
1529
01:21:45,994 --> 01:21:47,902
I'll kill you! Ah!
1530
01:21:49,701 --> 01:21:50,865
[Arnold screams]
1531
01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:52,269
Get them, Jethro.
1532
01:21:53,434 --> 01:21:55,508
[Angelina]
It's our property now!
1533
01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:56,977
[Strawn yells, pants]
1534
01:21:59,711 --> 01:22:01,877
Come here, boy.
1535
01:22:01,912 --> 01:22:04,044
I'll kill youse! Kill ya!
1536
01:22:04,079 --> 01:22:05,719
[Arnold] That's my stuff!
1537
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:08,047
- He's going to catch us!
- No, he's not.
1538
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:09,917
How can you be sure?
1539
01:22:09,953 --> 01:22:11,684
Look at the ground!
1540
01:22:13,187 --> 01:22:14,528
[Arnold] Come back here!
1541
01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:16,524
- [twig snaps]
- Ah... Ah.
1542
01:22:17,795 --> 01:22:19,791
[both chuckling]
1543
01:22:21,126 --> 01:22:22,731
Here!
1544
01:22:22,766 --> 01:22:24,698
[both laugh]
1545
01:22:24,734 --> 01:22:26,338
Ah!
1546
01:22:26,374 --> 01:22:27,505
[whimpers]
1547
01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:29,506
[sobs loudly]
1548
01:22:29,542 --> 01:22:31,344
Ah! [sobs]
1549
01:22:31,379 --> 01:22:33,712
[both pant]
1550
01:22:33,747 --> 01:22:35,708
[Arnold wailing at a distance]
1551
01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:42,421
[Mildred] Ooh.
1552
01:22:42,457 --> 01:22:44,382
[wind whooshing]
1553
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:46,884
[Arnold howling at a distance]
1554
01:22:48,159 --> 01:22:49,958
[Arnold yells] Listen,
you muppets!
1555
01:22:49,994 --> 01:22:51,631
It wasn't personal before,
1556
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:54,859
but it's really personal now!
1557
01:22:56,102 --> 01:23:00,473
Ohh, I've made
a catastrophic blunder.
1558
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:02,334
[Strawn] What? Why?
1559
01:23:02,369 --> 01:23:04,675
I appeared to have led us...
1560
01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:06,577
[water rushing]
1561
01:23:06,613 --> 01:23:07,842
To a cliff-edge.
1562
01:23:07,877 --> 01:23:08,906
[Strawn] Oh.
1563
01:23:15,821 --> 01:23:18,918
[dispiriting music]
1564
01:23:18,953 --> 01:23:20,225
Um...
1565
01:23:27,566 --> 01:23:28,695
Well...
1566
01:23:30,232 --> 01:23:32,366
I guess we could hide out.
1567
01:23:32,402 --> 01:23:35,041
And slowly make
our way back to camp.
1568
01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:37,005
We need to make sure
we've still got the proof.
1569
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:38,738
- Get the camera.
- Right.
1570
01:23:42,878 --> 01:23:43,908
Here.
1571
01:23:44,981 --> 01:23:46,145
[camera clicks on]
1572
01:23:46,180 --> 01:23:47,351
[Arnold] Okay.
1573
01:23:48,447 --> 01:23:50,116
[Arnold] Okay, Darling.
1574
01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:51,383
Looking great.
1575
01:23:51,418 --> 01:23:52,926
[Arnold and Angelina laugh]
1576
01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:54,538
That's it, lovely,
give me a bit more hair.
1577
01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:56,161
How's that?
1578
01:23:56,196 --> 01:23:57,667
[Arnold] Oh, you
look beautiful. Just now...
1579
01:23:57,691 --> 01:23:59,190
Flick it, flick it
like your sister.
1580
01:23:59,226 --> 01:24:00,324
[Arnold mumbles]
1581
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:01,592
What did you say?
1582
01:24:01,628 --> 01:24:02,808
[Arnold] I said,
flick your hair.
1583
01:24:02,832 --> 01:24:04,104
What?
1584
01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:08,768
They recorded over it.
1585
01:24:12,106 --> 01:24:13,341
[sniffles]
1586
01:24:13,376 --> 01:24:15,244
And they drained
the bloody battery.
1587
01:24:15,279 --> 01:24:17,810
[Strawn] Fifty grand.
Gone again.
1588
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:21,384
Strawn?
1589
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:24,288
We may have some more
pressing issues right now.
1590
01:24:24,324 --> 01:24:26,489
What could possibly
be more pressing than this?
1591
01:24:29,161 --> 01:24:31,697
Oh, this is definitely
more pressing.
1592
01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,661
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
1593
01:24:35,434 --> 01:24:37,970
He looks hungry. They get bold
when they're hungry.
1594
01:24:38,005 --> 01:24:40,239
Maybe there's some
food in their bag.
1595
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,201
Reach in slowly and have a look.
1596
01:24:43,237 --> 01:24:44,903
[panther growls]
1597
01:24:46,210 --> 01:24:48,247
- [Mildred] Anything?
- Huh, huh.
1598
01:24:52,251 --> 01:24:53,945
Let's see if they like
ham sandwiches.
1599
01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,589
[Arnold grunts]
1600
01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:58,917
[panther growls]
1601
01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:10,569
[sniffs, snorts]
1602
01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:11,872
[panther growls]
1603
01:25:11,907 --> 01:25:13,331
All right, come on.
We gotta move.
1604
01:25:13,366 --> 01:25:15,069
[Mildred whimpers]
1605
01:25:15,104 --> 01:25:16,236
[panther roars]
1606
01:25:16,271 --> 01:25:18,574
- [panther snorts]
- No!
1607
01:25:25,149 --> 01:25:27,214
Um, can panthers climb ropes?
1608
01:25:27,249 --> 01:25:28,720
[growling intensifies]
1609
01:25:28,755 --> 01:25:29,887
No, they can't.
1610
01:25:29,922 --> 01:25:30,949
[yells] Alright, get on.
1611
01:25:33,991 --> 01:25:35,453
Go, go, go, go.
1612
01:25:35,488 --> 01:25:37,857
[Mildred screams, pants]
1613
01:25:41,332 --> 01:25:42,870
- [Mildred yells]
- Don't stop moving.
1614
01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:45,065
- [panther growls]
- [Strawn whimpers]
1615
01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:46,503
Nice kitty!
1616
01:25:47,435 --> 01:25:49,005
- [panther roars]
- [screams]
1617
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,870
[intense music playing]
1618
01:25:53,246 --> 01:25:56,945
- [panther growls]
- [Strawn] Just keep going.
1619
01:25:56,980 --> 01:25:58,218
Don't stop!
1620
01:25:59,918 --> 01:26:02,482
[Strawn whimpers]
1621
01:26:02,518 --> 01:26:04,624
- [panther growls]
- [Strawn screams]
1622
01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:07,018
[panther roars]
1623
01:26:10,524 --> 01:26:12,126
He's trying to tear the rope!
1624
01:26:12,161 --> 01:26:14,264
[Mildred whimpers]
1625
01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:16,533
- [Mildred whimpers]
- [Strawn screams]
1626
01:26:17,903 --> 01:26:19,173
[Mildred yells]
1627
01:26:21,335 --> 01:26:22,908
[Mildred] Ah!
1628
01:26:22,943 --> 01:26:24,574
[Strawn] We're gonna make it.
1629
01:26:26,913 --> 01:26:28,746
Ow. Ow, my hands hurt.
1630
01:26:28,782 --> 01:26:30,378
I can't hold on.
1631
01:26:30,413 --> 01:26:31,529
- You can do it.
- [Mildred] Ah.
1632
01:26:31,553 --> 01:26:32,649
Keep going.
1633
01:26:32,685 --> 01:26:33,785
Ow!
1634
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:34,980
[Strawn grunts]
1635
01:26:36,482 --> 01:26:37,549
I can't do it.
1636
01:26:37,584 --> 01:26:39,250
Yes, you can. You got this.
1637
01:26:39,285 --> 01:26:40,458
[grunts]
1638
01:26:43,193 --> 01:26:44,492
[Mildred cries out]
1639
01:26:44,527 --> 01:26:46,256
[Strawn] You've got it,
it's okay.
1640
01:26:46,292 --> 01:26:47,333
Ah!
1641
01:26:48,569 --> 01:26:49,899
[screams]
1642
01:26:49,934 --> 01:26:51,297
I'm coming.
1643
01:26:51,332 --> 01:26:53,240
[Strawn grunts]
1644
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,041
Now, hold on!
1645
01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:57,943
- [rope snaps]
- [Mildred screams]
1646
01:26:57,978 --> 01:26:59,378
[Strawn] No, no, no, no, no.
1647
01:27:00,714 --> 01:27:01,846
[both] No!
1648
01:27:01,881 --> 01:27:03,107
[Mildred] Help me!
1649
01:27:04,114 --> 01:27:05,318
[screams] Help!
1650
01:27:06,779 --> 01:27:08,285
- [Mildred] Strawn!
- I'm coming.
1651
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:11,923
- [Mildred screams]
- [Strawn] Mildred!
1652
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,824
[Mildred] I'm slipping.
1653
01:27:13,860 --> 01:27:15,519
Don't let go.
1654
01:27:15,555 --> 01:27:16,960
[Mildred yells] No!
1655
01:27:16,996 --> 01:27:18,122
[Strawn] No, no, no!
1656
01:27:20,964 --> 01:27:21,964
Hold on!
1657
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,033
Strawn! Help!
1658
01:27:24,068 --> 01:27:26,200
[Strawn] Mildred!
1659
01:27:26,235 --> 01:27:27,706
[Strawn grunts]
1660
01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:29,205
[both scream]
1661
01:27:29,241 --> 01:27:31,606
- [Strawn grunts]
- Don't let go!
1662
01:27:31,642 --> 01:27:34,407
- [Strawn] Ah, I got you.
- [Mildred screams] No!
1663
01:27:34,442 --> 01:27:35,915
I got you. Look at me.
1664
01:27:35,950 --> 01:27:37,016
- Don't let it...
- Mildred!
1665
01:27:37,051 --> 01:27:38,813
- Mildred, look at me.
- Don't...
1666
01:27:41,321 --> 01:27:43,952
Wrist strength
of a professional wrestler.
1667
01:27:43,987 --> 01:27:45,325
Remember?
1668
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:48,827
[whimpers]
1669
01:27:48,863 --> 01:27:51,789
Now, just stay calm.
1670
01:27:51,825 --> 01:27:53,296
When you're ready,
I want you to...
1671
01:27:53,332 --> 01:27:56,130
- [Mildred screams]
- [panther roars]
1672
01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:58,795
[both scream]
1673
01:27:58,831 --> 01:28:00,673
- [Strawn grunts]
- [Mildred] No!
1674
01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:03,607
[both scream]
1675
01:28:06,143 --> 01:28:08,711
[panther growls]
1676
01:28:13,788 --> 01:28:16,752
[shrill whistle]
1677
01:28:19,686 --> 01:28:22,461
[dogs barking at a distance]
1678
01:28:25,392 --> 01:28:28,159
[rumbling]
1679
01:28:35,533 --> 01:28:36,970
[howling]
1680
01:28:38,069 --> 01:28:40,446
- [dogs barking]
- [thunder clapping]
1681
01:28:43,477 --> 01:28:45,275
[Strawn grunts]
1682
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:50,282
Mildred.
1683
01:28:50,317 --> 01:28:51,358
[grunts]
1684
01:28:53,386 --> 01:28:54,992
Ah!
1685
01:28:55,027 --> 01:28:56,663
[Mildred screams]
1686
01:28:56,698 --> 01:28:57,727
[Strawn] Ah!
1687
01:28:59,165 --> 01:29:01,601
[Mildred screaming loudly]
1688
01:29:01,636 --> 01:29:03,330
Mildred!
1689
01:29:03,365 --> 01:29:05,367
[Mildred screams]
1690
01:29:05,403 --> 01:29:07,365
Strawn, help me,
help me, please!
1691
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,633
Oh, God!
1692
01:29:08,668 --> 01:29:10,736
[screams] Don't move it.
1693
01:29:10,772 --> 01:29:12,505
- [gasps]
- [Mildred screams in pain]
1694
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:14,343
- [Strawn] Jesus.
- Help!
1695
01:29:14,378 --> 01:29:15,772
It's gonna be okay, Mildred.
1696
01:29:15,807 --> 01:29:17,784
You're gonna be fine.
1697
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,012
[shivers] Mushrooms.
1698
01:29:20,149 --> 01:29:21,814
Huh?
1699
01:29:21,849 --> 01:29:23,163
Why are you talking
about mushrooms?
1700
01:29:23,187 --> 01:29:24,314
For the pain.
1701
01:29:26,089 --> 01:29:27,452
Please.
1702
01:29:27,487 --> 01:29:28,791
Right. Yeah.
1703
01:29:30,624 --> 01:29:32,455
[sobs and cries out]
1704
01:29:32,490 --> 01:29:35,534
- [Strawn] Come on. Come on!
- [Mildred screaming at distance]
1705
01:29:40,235 --> 01:29:41,441
Ha!
1706
01:29:42,843 --> 01:29:44,543
Oh, damn it.
1707
01:29:45,772 --> 01:29:48,781
- Uh...
- [Mildred] Strawn!
1708
01:29:48,817 --> 01:29:50,210
Ah. Screw it!
1709
01:29:50,245 --> 01:29:51,682
[grunts]
1710
01:29:56,581 --> 01:29:58,653
[screams]
1711
01:29:58,688 --> 01:30:01,621
I got all of them.
Um, which ones?
1712
01:30:01,656 --> 01:30:04,358
Green and... Green and black.
1713
01:30:04,394 --> 01:30:07,326
This? Are you sure?
1714
01:30:07,361 --> 01:30:08,666
Yeah.
1715
01:30:18,242 --> 01:30:19,446
Hold my hand.
1716
01:30:29,848 --> 01:30:31,821
I'm so... so sorry.
1717
01:30:42,165 --> 01:30:43,327
Mildred?
1718
01:30:50,605 --> 01:30:52,270
[faint, indistinct voice]
1719
01:30:55,983 --> 01:30:57,044
[Strawn] Wake up.
1720
01:30:59,953 --> 01:31:00,982
Hey there.
1721
01:31:02,682 --> 01:31:03,919
Welcome back.
1722
01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:06,020
Feel fizzy.
1723
01:31:12,297 --> 01:31:13,533
What are you thinking?
1724
01:31:14,668 --> 01:31:17,498
I'm thinking that,
between getting you kidnapped,
1725
01:31:17,533 --> 01:31:19,202
attacked by a panther,
1726
01:31:19,238 --> 01:31:20,700
thrown off a cliff,
1727
01:31:20,735 --> 01:31:23,042
and feeding you weird mushrooms,
1728
01:31:23,077 --> 01:31:24,542
I've secured my place
1729
01:31:24,578 --> 01:31:26,298
on the Mount Rushmore
of disappointing dads.
1730
01:31:27,312 --> 01:31:29,344
Yeah, that's great.
1731
01:31:29,379 --> 01:31:31,113
That's all great.
1732
01:31:31,149 --> 01:31:32,742
I'm great.
1733
01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:33,982
You're great.
1734
01:31:35,585 --> 01:31:37,485
The planet is really great.
1735
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,922
It's all so bloody great.
1736
01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:45,023
Now might be a good time to get
1737
01:31:45,058 --> 01:31:47,629
that great, big,
bloody tree off my legs.
1738
01:31:47,664 --> 01:31:49,767
- [both chuckle]
- Come on, Dad.
1739
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:53,204
What did you say?
1740
01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:55,168
[Mildred] Huh? Nothing.
1741
01:31:56,902 --> 01:31:58,105
You called me "Dad."
1742
01:31:59,143 --> 01:32:00,206
Did I?
1743
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:02,648
[Strawn] Yeah, you did.
1744
01:32:09,483 --> 01:32:11,120
Ready?
1745
01:32:11,155 --> 01:32:12,317
Alright.
1746
01:32:15,625 --> 01:32:17,124
[Mildred giggles deliriously]
1747
01:32:18,329 --> 01:32:20,767
[Strawn grunts]
1748
01:32:20,802 --> 01:32:22,000
Come on.
1749
01:32:22,036 --> 01:32:24,263
[grunts, groans]
1750
01:32:25,906 --> 01:32:27,400
Come on!
1751
01:32:27,435 --> 01:32:29,171
[grunts]
1752
01:32:29,206 --> 01:32:30,900
[pants]
1753
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,810
I... I can't do it.
1754
01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,376
It's too heavy.
1755
01:32:35,412 --> 01:32:36,715
Ace of diamonds.
1756
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:41,621
- What?
- It's the magic trick...
1757
01:32:43,024 --> 01:32:44,085
on the window,
1758
01:32:45,157 --> 01:32:46,659
when we met.
1759
01:32:48,228 --> 01:32:51,389
I lied. I lied to you.
1760
01:32:53,869 --> 01:32:55,397
[chuckles]
1761
01:32:55,432 --> 01:32:57,399
It was my card.
1762
01:32:57,434 --> 01:32:58,495
[Mildred chuckles]
1763
01:32:59,702 --> 01:33:01,575
Come on, Dad. You can do this.
1764
01:33:04,941 --> 01:33:07,614
"Believe in magic,"
that's what you said.
1765
01:33:20,523 --> 01:33:23,322
[vibrating music]
1766
01:33:27,565 --> 01:33:29,064
[reverberating music booms]
1767
01:33:32,239 --> 01:33:34,905
[music intensifies]
1768
01:33:49,518 --> 01:33:51,284
[laughing]
1769
01:33:59,826 --> 01:34:01,734
[music fades out]
1770
01:34:03,062 --> 01:34:05,672
[melodious guitar music playing]
1771
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,087
[Mildred] I've had enough
of camping.
1772
01:34:26,425 --> 01:34:27,694
Can we go home now?
1773
01:34:29,494 --> 01:34:30,620
What are the magic words?
1774
01:34:33,332 --> 01:34:34,624
I love you...
1775
01:34:35,764 --> 01:34:36,868
with all of my heart.
1776
01:34:51,275 --> 01:34:53,445
[Angelina] What are you doing?
1777
01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:55,324
[Arnold] Well, you might not
be familiar with this,
1778
01:34:55,348 --> 01:34:57,985
this is called
keeping your kit clean.
1779
01:34:58,020 --> 01:34:59,755
[Angelina] Just chuck it
in the car.
1780
01:34:59,790 --> 01:35:01,959
[Strawn] You got
to be kidding me.
1781
01:35:03,858 --> 01:35:06,093
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1782
01:35:06,129 --> 01:35:08,299
[Angelina] Okay, look,
just shut up, Jethro.
1783
01:35:08,334 --> 01:35:09,401
Shut up for ever.
1784
01:35:09,436 --> 01:35:10,996
[Strawn] Okay, okay, I got it.
1785
01:35:11,031 --> 01:35:12,663
[Angelina] No, I'm driving.
1786
01:35:12,698 --> 01:35:14,965
Why do you keep banging on
about that? On and on and on?
1787
01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:17,075
[Arnold] I drive...
1788
01:35:17,110 --> 01:35:19,409
Oi, oi...
1789
01:35:19,445 --> 01:35:20,874
What are you doing?
1790
01:35:20,909 --> 01:35:22,377
[Arnold and Angelina shout]
1791
01:35:22,413 --> 01:35:23,445
Come here.
1792
01:35:23,480 --> 01:35:25,485
Ah... Oi...
1793
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:27,543
[Arnold yells]
That's my Plymouth!
1794
01:35:27,579 --> 01:35:29,388
[Angelina yelling]
Jethro, just grab the car.
1795
01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:31,751
[Arnold] Go easy on the clutch!
1796
01:35:31,787 --> 01:35:33,626
[Angelina] Useless!
1797
01:35:33,662 --> 01:35:37,555
Those bloody muppets
are even worse than us.
1798
01:35:38,797 --> 01:35:41,726
[screams] Ah! My God.
Oh, my God.
1799
01:35:41,762 --> 01:35:43,561
[laughing]
1800
01:35:45,204 --> 01:35:46,731
Whoo!
1801
01:35:46,767 --> 01:35:48,040
It's okay.
1802
01:35:48,075 --> 01:35:49,232
[laughs]
1803
01:35:49,267 --> 01:35:51,208
Everything's gonna be okay.
1804
01:35:51,244 --> 01:35:52,603
I promise.
1805
01:36:33,150 --> 01:36:35,653
Smile for your mum.
She'll never believe this.
1806
01:36:35,689 --> 01:36:37,147
Shouldn't you be
watching the road?
1807
01:36:37,182 --> 01:36:38,616
- [Strawn laughs]
- Dad?
1808
01:36:39,692 --> 01:36:41,126
- [Mildred] Dad?
- [Strawn laughs]
1809
01:36:41,161 --> 01:36:42,788
Oh, God!
1810
01:36:42,824 --> 01:36:44,120
[both scream]
1811
01:36:44,155 --> 01:36:46,327
[panther roars]
1812
01:36:49,501 --> 01:36:51,563
[panther grunting]
1813
01:37:00,578 --> 01:37:01,606
[Mildred] Hm.
1814
01:37:03,549 --> 01:37:06,413
[heart monitor beeps]
1815
01:37:19,729 --> 01:37:21,527
[Jonesie purring]
1816
01:37:33,304 --> 01:37:34,411
[Mildred whispers] Dad?
1817
01:37:34,446 --> 01:37:35,706
[Strawn] Hm.
1818
01:37:48,692 --> 01:37:51,494
[breathes deeply]
1819
01:37:51,530 --> 01:37:52,822
[Mildred] Mum.
1820
01:38:03,168 --> 01:38:04,375
[Mildred] Jonesie.
1821
01:38:04,411 --> 01:38:06,242
[Jonesie growls]
1822
01:38:10,244 --> 01:38:12,919
["Anything Could Happen"
playing]
1823
01:38:18,818 --> 01:38:21,002
[Strawn] Smile for your mum.
She'll never believe this.
1824
01:38:21,026 --> 01:38:22,858
Shouldn't you
be watching the road?
1825
01:38:22,893 --> 01:38:24,297
- [Strawn chuckles]
- Dad!
1826
01:38:24,332 --> 01:38:25,332
[screams] Dad!
1827
01:38:25,367 --> 01:38:26,629
[Strawn] Oh, snap!
1828
01:38:26,664 --> 01:38:28,363
[panther growling]
1829
01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:44,579
♪ Went to a doctor,
Said I look so hard ♪
1830
01:38:44,615 --> 01:38:48,416
♪ And with a smile on his face
Put him into a junkyard ♪
1831
01:38:48,451 --> 01:38:52,487
♪ Look for an answer
In empty doorways ♪
1832
01:38:52,523 --> 01:38:56,292
♪ Talk to a dancer,
Said it's out on the highway ♪
1833
01:38:56,328 --> 01:39:00,130
♪ Well, come on, Doctor
Won't you gimme a shot ♪
1834
01:39:00,165 --> 01:39:03,827
♪ I'm feeling cold boy
Feeling hot ♪
1835
01:39:03,863 --> 01:39:07,568
♪ The doctor said no boy
You gotta learn... ♪
1836
01:39:07,604 --> 01:39:10,505
[woman on TV] The hunt is on
for a mysterious black cat,
1837
01:39:10,540 --> 01:39:13,373
which was spotted prowling
on a Mid Canterbury farm.
1838
01:39:13,409 --> 01:39:15,715
Locals are convinced,
it was a panther.
1839
01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:17,209
Just looked like
a big, black cat,
1840
01:39:17,244 --> 01:39:18,741
really, it was yeah, just...
1841
01:39:18,776 --> 01:39:20,779
It's quite long,
had a big long tail...
1842
01:39:20,815 --> 01:39:23,383
Like, it had that cat walk,
you know, normally you can tell
1843
01:39:23,418 --> 01:39:25,289
the difference between
a dog and a cat.
1844
01:39:25,325 --> 01:39:27,031
But no, definitely, definitely
wouldn't have been a dog.
1845
01:39:27,055 --> 01:39:28,594
Cat poo with, um,
1846
01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:31,124
bits of fur or bone in it.
1847
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:34,256
Um, perhaps remains of prey...
1848
01:39:34,292 --> 01:39:35,331
[man 1] Hmm.
1849
01:39:36,565 --> 01:39:38,697
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
That's pretty big.
1850
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:42,799
- That's not a [bleep] cat.
- [man 2] Hey?
1851
01:39:42,835 --> 01:39:44,675
[man 1] That isn't a cat.
That's [bleep] huge!