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["FOR ME, FORMIDABLE" PLAYING]

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<i>♪ You are the one
For me, for me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For me, formidable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You are my love
Very, very, very, véritable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Et je voudrais pouvoir
Un jour enfin te le dire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Te l'écrire</i>

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<i>♪ Dans la langue
De Shakespeare ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My daisy, daisy
Daisy, désirable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But how can you see me</i>

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<i>♪ See me, see me, si minable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Je ferais mieux</i>

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<i>♪ D'aller choisir
Mon vocabulaire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pour te plaire</i>

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<i>♪ Dans la langue de Molière ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Toi, tes eyes, ton nose
Tes lips adorables ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tu n'as pas compris...</i>

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[BEEPING]

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<i>♪ Viens-t'en dans mes bras ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Darling
I love you, love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Darling, I want you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Et puis le reste
On s'en fout ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You are the one for me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For me, for me, formidable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Je me demande même
Pourquoi je t'aime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Toi qui te moques de moi
Et de tout ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Avec ton air canaille
Canaille ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Canaille, how can I ♪</i>

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GORDON: Voilà!

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<i>♪ Love you?</i>

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- Gordon?
- Mm-hmm?

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Why does it smell
like burnt toast?

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Because I made you breakfast.

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[IN FRENCH] Sweetie!

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[IN ENGLISH] Yeah, check it out!

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What is it?

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What do you mean, "What is it"?
It's clearly eggs Benedict.

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Oh, wow! Yeah.

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I wanted to do something
extra special.

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- Yeah, get in there.
- SOPHIE: Mm!

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Mayonnaise?

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Yeah, it said hollandaise
in the recipe,

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but isn't that just French
for "mayonnaise"?

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<i>Mayonnaise</i> is French
for mayonnaise

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Oh. What's hollandaise? <i>Hollandaise.</i>

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<i>"Hollandaise."</i>[CHUCKLES]
- I should have made you cereal.
- SOPHIE: Stop it!

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It did look better
- in the picture.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Stop it. Come here.

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It's perfect.
Happy last day of school.

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In a few days, we're gonna be
in the Adirondacks,

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and we're gonna eat
amazing food

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and we're gonna drink lots
of beautiful wine.

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And sex.

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<i>♪ We got it together
Didn't we? ♪</i>

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- Lots of sex.
- You're a miracle.

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<i>♪ Nobody but you and me</i>

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Why not now?

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["YOU'RE THE FIRST, THE LAST,
MY EVERYTHING" PLAYING]

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<i>♪ My first, my last</i>

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<i>♪ My everything</i>

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<i>♪ And the answer to...</i>

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[BELL RINGS]

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<i>♪ All my dreams ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're my sun, my moon</i>

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<i>♪ My guiding star</i>

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<i>♪ My kind of wonderful...</i>

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SOPHIE: Where's my bone broth?

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Carrots are fucking perfect,
girls!

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<i>♪ I know there's only
Only one like you... ♪</i>

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Good morning, Jerry!

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Cool shoes!

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- TODD: Mr. Kinski!
- Yeah, buddy. I'm sorry.

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Mr. Kinski, thank you
for the extension.

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You're a lifesaver.

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Under the wire, Todd.
I knew you had it in you![SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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<i>♪ Yet I'm lost in a dream ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're the first
You're the last ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My everything ♪</i>

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- Whoa! There she is!
- Hey, Vinny!

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Saw that review. So, I guess
I won't be able to get a table

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no more now that the <i>Times</i>

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thinks you're
the next Nancy Silverton.

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When you have
the best heirlooms in town,

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you always get a table.

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What if you used to work
with her?

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- Ruby... [CHUCKLES] Hi!
- RUBY: Hello, Sophie.

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- It's been a while.
- Yeah, wow. [CHUCKLES]

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Almost three years.

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You look great.

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Oh, thank you.
My, um, <i>Pretty Woman</i> look.

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Oh! How much? [LAUGHS][SOPHIE LAUGHS]

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What are you doing
- in New York City?
- RUBY: Actually, looking for you.

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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, boy.

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GORDON: "Doubt thou
the stars are fire,

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doubt that the sun doth move,

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doubt truth to be a liar,

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but never doubt I love."Is that Billie Eilish?

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Billie Shakespeare.
Greatest bard to ever live.

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Now, do any of you know why
I chose to write much of my work

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in what's called
iambic pentameter?

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STUDENTS: No.

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It's because it mimics
the beating of the human heart.

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Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum.

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What better way
to express love... and loss

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and the brevity of human life

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than the very ticking clock
that's in all of our chests?

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[TAPPING ON GLASS]

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[MOUTHING]

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Excuse me! My lady doth beckon!

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STUDENTS: Ooh!

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Um, discuss only Shakespeare.
- Do I have your word?
- STUDENT 1: Definitely not.

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STUDENT 2: It's summer break
in, like, an hour.

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Mm. Twirl a little?

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- Huh?
- SOPHIE: Oh!

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You know what
pantaloons do to me.

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Well, guess what?
I'm gonna bring

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this entire outfit
on our vacation.

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Um...

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What?
Why are you not saying anything?

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Still not saying anything.
Please say something.

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I've been asked to interview...

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for the executive chef position
at the Frontenac.

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The Frontenac! That's amazing!

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That's the new place
in Greenpoint, right?

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I don't know what they cook.
I know It's fusion.

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- They fuse something.
- No,

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it's the Château Frontenac
in... in Quebec City.

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- Quebec City, Canada.
- Yeah.

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- A little further north.
- They're opening a new restaurant

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with this girl
I used to work with.

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Ruby Collins. Did I mention her?

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- No. Not to me.
- No?

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I was her sous-chef,
and now she's this huge deal,

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with, like, a Michelin star

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and cookbooks
and her own show and--

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So, you'd be moving home.

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Oh, my God, no.
It's... it's not an offer.

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She's just inviting three chefs
to, you know, refine her menu,

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and then she'll decide
who gets the job.

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And when...
when's all this happening?

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I haven't said yes yet.

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I, um,
I wanted to talk to you first

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because it would get in the way
of our trip upstate.

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Well, babe, are you kidding me?
Of course you have to say yes!

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This is everything
you've worked for.

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I mean, absolutely!

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This is-- This sounds like
a very big deal.

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What if I get it?

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[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BEEPS]
Dad! Dad, please be home.
I'm in a hurry.

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<i>I have 17 minutes
before my next class.</i>

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<i>My life hangs
in the balance, Dad.</i>[GROANS]

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<i>I swore I wouldn't leave</i>

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<i>until I finished
writing chapter five.</i>

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<i>Which reminds me, I need you
to pick up my gout medication.</i>

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Enough with the intercom talk.
I'm in a hurry. Buzz me in!

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[DOOR LOCK BUZZES, UNLOCKS]

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I was this close, Gord.
Not to riddle you with guilt...

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But you will....but I was right there.

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I was on the cusp
of figuring out why Mr. Devereux

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is suddenly called to the stand
by his paramour.

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[SIGHS]
But enough about my shitty book.

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- What's your big emergency?
- Isn't it a little early
for Scotch, Dad?

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With your gout also.

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Not when you've had
writer's block for two months.

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Gotta fuel the fire
of creativity. Help yourself.

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You know, they... they tend
to frown on day drinking

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when you teach middle school.
I want to talk to you...

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- about Sophie.
- PETER: Aw!

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- Well, it was never gonna last.
- No, we're not breaking up.

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When it happens, I'll be here,
wasting away on a novel

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that won't even make it
to an airport kiosk!

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Can you listen to me
for one second?

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She just got offered this huge
job interview in Quebec City.

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And whether she gets it or not,
I realized that she's the one.

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I don't wanna be
with anyone else ever again.

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And... and I'm gonna
fly up there with her.

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- Flying?
- Yeah.

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You haven't been on a plane
since you were 13.

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You remember
- how that panic attack went?
- GORDON: I know.

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Luckily for the passengers,

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my little arms
weren't strong enough

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to get the emergency hatch out.

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But... [INHALES]
...I'm gonna do it.

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And that leaves me
to the real reason I'm here...

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Mom's ring.

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- My God!
- Yeah.

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My son is a genius!

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- How so?
- Marrying Sophie
to get Canadian citizenship.

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- It's brilliant!
- No, Dad, I--

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It's gotta be a formality
to get your old man a passport.

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This country has been
in a goddamn free fall

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since Vietnam!
We gotta get up there

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- and beat the rush.
- It's not an immigration ploy.
She's my soulmate!

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Say it just like that
to the people at the border.

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- Dad, where is the ring?
- The ring. The...

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Yes, of course. The ring.

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Mr. Devereux left it
in Daphne's carriage!

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That's how she knew!

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That's how I end
this godforsaken chapter!

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I'm gonna go check your bedroom.

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GINETTE: [IN FRENCH]
<i>I'm so excited to see you!</i>

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SOPHIE:
I know, Mom.

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He's so excited
to meet everyone.

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GINETTE: <i>Did you tell him
about Ruby?</i>

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Yeah, I told him about Ruby.

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GINETTE: <i>How did he take it?</i>

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Well, not the whole story,
but...

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GINETTE: <i>You have to tell him!</i>

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Listen, Mom, I have to go.
Can you just tell Dad--

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Listen to me!

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GINETTE: <i>No, you listen!</i>

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Tell him we're landing at 4:00.

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GINETTE: <i>I will,
but promise you'll tell him.</i>

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- I love you. Kisses.
- GINETTE: <i>I love you too!</i>

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Shit.

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[IN ENGLISH]
Check out this bling. What?

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I know. It belonged
to my great-grandmother,

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Gertrude. She came all the way
from Ireland aboard the Titanic.

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Isn't that crazy?
Against all odds, it survived,

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even though she was down
in third class,

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river dancing with Leo.
Isn't she nice?

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[RING CLATTERS]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.

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Okay. Who's got eyes on it?

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Don't move an inch.
Nobody move an inch!

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That is a precious heirloom.

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Look down and see
if you see sparkle.

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- I got it!
- Thank you. Whoo!

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You just went from a B to an A,
young lady. [CHUCKLES]

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- Why is it rusty?
- It's not rusty. It's an antique.

230
00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:42,989
That's not even a diamond.

231
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,382
It's a diamond, trust me.

232
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,036
It's just cloudy
from the seawater.

233
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,342
Diamonds are a tool
of emotional manipulation

234
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,867
- contrived by baby boomers.
- Okay, Greta Thunberg, thank you.

235
00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:52,738
Show and tell is over.
You guys are a bad buzz.

236
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,609
- SAMUEL: Mr. Kinski?
- Yes, Samuel, go for it.

237
00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,220
I think he's gonna say yes.

238
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:59,745
Okay, well, he is a woman.
And I hope that she says yes.

239
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,748
I mean, she doesn't care
about material wealth,

240
00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:04,837
like some people.
She likes simple things.

241
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:06,534
- Then you're her man!
- GORDON: Hilarious.

242
00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:09,450
Chase, I told you to try out
for improv. You chose hockey.

243
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,061
All right, let's get into this.

244
00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:13,019
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
Oh, man! I really am late.

245
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,978
I'm so sorry.
Have a great summer!

246
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,545
And, uh, please read!

247
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,243
The future of humanity
depends on it.

248
00:11:19,373 --> 00:11:20,548
Franklin, up high.

249
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,117
FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON PA:
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

250
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:26,380
<i>if you could please return
to your seats and buckle up,</i>

251
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,078
<i>we're going through
a little turbulence.</i>

252
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,994
<i>We'll resume drink service
momentarily. Thank you.</i>

253
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,084
That's a lot of shaking, huh?

254
00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:36,042
- I think that's too much shaking.
- SOPHIE: It's supposed to shake.

255
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,045
It's like a car
on a country road. It's fine.

256
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,309
I don't know if you clocked
the flight attendant.

257
00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:44,790
Not smiling.
And they're trained to smile.

258
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,618
Okay, let me distract myself

259
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,054
by working
on the things I memorized.

260
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,623
Your father's name is Alphonse.
Your mother's name is Ginette.

261
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,452
They met in high school.
Your sister's name is Juliette.

262
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,932
- She just had a baby.
- Yep.

263
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,369
And her baby daddy left her
and went back to Romania,

264
00:11:58,499 --> 00:11:59,979
so your brother, Junior,
hates him.

265
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:01,111
But he's gonna love me

266
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,765
if I bring up
mixed martial arts.

267
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,375
Do you have any idea how hard

268
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,246
this molecular gastronomy stuff
is?

269
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,727
I... I...
- I really have to focus.
- Okay, focus, babe.

270
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,598
- No more from me.
- Thank you.

271
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,078
I'll just study
the safety card.

272
00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:14,472
These people on here
look way too happy.

273
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,908
Who'd be smiling
if this happened?

274
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,780
Why are they so happy
going down the slide?

275
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,390
Did you watch
the safety demonstration?

276
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,914
I don't even know where
my raft is. Where's your raft?

277
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,787
Babe, if we crash,
there's no swimming or rafting.

278
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,919
There's nothing,
except maybe the black box.

279
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,617
- Why would you say that?
- Babe, come on, I gotta focus!

280
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:33,186
Okay, but wow! Wow, wow!
That's not even funny.

281
00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:35,232
- Is that a pill?
- GORDON: Yeah,
my father gave it to me.

282
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,190
It's a relaxant.
He knows I'm not a great flyer.

283
00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:39,802
- He said it'll take the edge off.
- But you're drinking wine.

284
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,499
Baby I've had only three
and a half glasses.

285
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,761
I'm not flying the damn thing.

286
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:43,936
Ay, ay, ay.

287
00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,202
Wow!

288
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,510
All right. Now, I can relax.

289
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,600
ANNOUNCER ON PA: [IN FRENCH]
<i>Welcome to Quebec City.</i> GORDON: Thank you!

290
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,428
[IN ENGLISH] I dunno, Peter,
what color the pill was.

291
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,082
- Yellow-ish?
- It tasted yellow-ish.

292
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,300
PETER: Hang on a second.

293
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:02,563
Baby, I can't feel my face.

294
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,391
Can you feel your face?
Check your face.

295
00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:05,523
PETER: <i>Oh, shit, Sophie!</i>

296
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,525
There's a fifty-fifty
I gave him a Quaalude

297
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,787
instead of a Valium.

298
00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:12,095
- A Quaalude?
- PETER: <i>Listen, the '80s
were fucking bananas, man.</i>

299
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,837
Well, the '80s is happening
to your son's brain right now.

300
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,316
PETER: <i>Well, tell him
to have a good time.</i>

301
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,014
It should wear off
in a couple hours.

302
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,668
- A couple of hours?
- Do you know how much
I love this woman?

303
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:22,453
- I gotta go.
- I love you!

304
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,933
Gordon, Gordon. You're shouting.

305
00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:25,021
You're shouting.

306
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,457
Oh. my God.
Get it together, Gordon.

307
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:28,589
Are you mad at me?
I'm sorry, babe.[SOPHIE SIGHS]

308
00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,461
My father says
you're gonna break up with me.

309
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,028
I'm not gonna
break up with you, Gordon.

310
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,944
You should! [SOBS]
- I don't deserve you.
- Gordon, look at me.

311
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,684
My parents... Oh!

312
00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,469
...are right outside
those doors, okay?

313
00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:39,818
I'll explain to them
what happened.

314
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,385
You just need to stay
in the chair.

315
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,952
- Stay in the chair.
- SOPHIE: Mm. And...

316
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,867
- Not going anywhere.
- SOPHIE: Don't say
anything stupid.

317
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:47,217
I'm not even gonna talk,
except to say that I love them.

318
00:13:47,347 --> 00:13:48,958
I really need you right now
to get it together.

319
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,176
Can you get it together?

320
00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,265
[IN FRENCH] I don't know why
she brought him.

321
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,485
You promised you'd be nice.

322
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,662
If she gets the job, I won't
have to be nice for long.

323
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,838
Hey.[LAUGHS]

324
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,624
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
IN ENGLISH]

325
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,887
[IN FRENCH] He's handicapped.

326
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,063
She never said
he was handicapped.

327
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:10,544
Yes, but we're gonna
support our daughter.

328
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,591
Whether he's handicapped,
American or anything else.

329
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,462
Hi!

330
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,900
[IN ENGLISH] Hey![SOPHIE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS]

331
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,945
[ALL EXCLAIM]

332
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,555
[IN FRENCH] I swore
I wouldn't cry.

333
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,427
If you start crying,
I'm definitely gonna cry.

334
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,777
- [CHUCKLES] My little girl.
- SOPHIE: Daddy.

335
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
Um, I should tell you guys...

336
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:32,131
There was an incident with
some medication Gordon took.

337
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,439
Gordon?

338
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,223
GORDON: [IN ENGLISH]
Honey, I found the bag!

339
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,398
No, Gordon, Gordon,
no, no, no!

340
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:39,660
You don't...
you don't need to do that!

341
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:41,924
My bag is trying
to go back on the plane!

342
00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:45,144
[IN FRENCH] He seems nice.

343
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,497
[DOOR BUZZING]
Are the drugs a problem?

344
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,630
Dad, I already explained.

345
00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:54,023
Hmm.

346
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,113
[SIGHS][CELLPHONE CHIMES]

347
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,510
[SIGHS]

348
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,905
[DOOR BUZZING]
GORDON: [IN ENGLISH]
Okay, be cool.

349
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,040
Hey, guys, I am so sorry!

350
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,433
I... I hope that she explained
to you everything that happened.

351
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,088
My father roofied me.
But I'm feeling a lot better.

352
00:15:16,175 --> 00:15:17,176
And the good news is

353
00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:18,569
they're not gonna press
any charges

354
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,484
about riding
their baggage claim.[SIGHS]

355
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,746
Let's start over.

356
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:25,054
Ginette, Alphonse,
it's so nice to meet you.

357
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,316
[IN FRENCH] Okay, let's go.

358
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,187
Parking is gonna
cost me a fortune.

359
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:29,841
[IN ENGLISH] Let me help you
with the bag.

360
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,016
Okay, I'll help her.

361
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,148
Let me help you,
please, Ginette.

362
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,411
- [IN FRENCH] That's nice of you.
- GORDON: [IN ENGLISH] Thank you.

363
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:37,066
- Okay. Let's start over. Okay?
- GINETTE: [IN FRENCH] Yes!

364
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,893
- [IN ENGLISH] We're all friends.
- Okay.

365
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,201
["DANS LES RUES DE QUEÉBEC"
PLAYING]

366
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:51,384
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]

367
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,825
GORDON: <i>Look at this place.
Unbelievable.</i>

368
00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,828
<i>Four hundred years of history!</i>

369
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,831
Are those the infamous
Plains of Abraham

370
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,964
where General Montcalm
and General Wolfe

371
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:07,096
fought to the death?

372
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,011
Mm! Someone did their homework.

373
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,143
Down with the Brits, I say!
That's something we Americans

374
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,666
and you French
have in common.

375
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,321
There it is, baby.
The Frontenac.

376
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,759
GORDON: Oh! You didn't tell me
it was an actual castle.

377
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,892
- That's where you're gonna work?
- I mean, we'll see.

378
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,241
[IN FRENCH] It's a done deal.

379
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,125
[IN ENGLISH] Sophie said
you hand-built the house

380
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,865
with your father
when you were a kid?

381
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,302
Two years of blood and sweat.

382
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,262
Wow! The pictures
don't do it justice!

383
00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:46,613
Look at that flagstone,
the masonry! That's a lost art.

384
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,745
TREMBLAY FARM

385
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,616
You know,
I'm a bit of a builder myself.

386
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,749
Not houses like
this masterpiece,

387
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,404
but are you familiar with
the Lego architectural series?

388
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,058
Yeah, they say 13 and up,

389
00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,190
but if you're not in your 20s,
forget about it!

390
00:16:58,277 --> 00:16:59,800
[IN FRENCH] Yeah,
you have to be very meticulous.

391
00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:01,889
[IN ENGLISH] Yeah. Yeah.
I just finished the Taj Mahal.

392
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,108
And this one
was particularly hard,

393
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,675
right, babe?
'Cause I bought it on eBay,

394
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,111
and the instructions
were in Korean.

395
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,373
SOPHIE: [IN FRENCH] Oh my God... Oh.

396
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,766
Everyone's here!

397
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,942
Why didn't you tell me? Hi!

398
00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:13,858
Your hair is so long!

399
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,425
[IN ENGLISH] Yeah,
that's what he wants to hear,

400
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,689
that you play with toys.
You fucking idiot. Hey!

401
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:20,995
[IN FRENCH] Guys,
I can't believe you're here!

402
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,388
JUNIOR: You didn't
forget about us?

403
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,738
Never in a million years.

404
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,089
- Meet your nephew, Laurent.
- Laurent!

405
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,046
[LAURENT COOS]

406
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,788
SOPHIE: Mammie... [SMOOCHES]

407
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,616
As beautiful as ever!

408
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,921
[CHUCKLES]

409
00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,227
There's my sister!

410
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,707
SOPHIE: [IN ENGLISH] Hello![JUNIOR CHUCKLES]

411
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,100
[IN FRENCH]
Check out these arms! Wow!

412
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,101
[CHUCKLES]

413
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:41,451
[IN ENGLISH] Gordon, come,
come meet my family.

414
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,582
Hi!

415
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,019
[IN FRENCH] Everyone, I want you
to meet my boyfriend, Gordon.

416
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,544
It's his first time in Quebec,
so please be nice.

417
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:49,154
- Especially you.
- What?

418
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,069
Look at him.
Nervous as a squirrel.

419
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,550
Hey...
Does he understand anything?

420
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,247
I don't know.
Does he speak French?

421
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,727
[IN ENGLISH] No, no, no,
I... I understand French,

422
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:59,033
actually pretty well,
thanks to her tutelage.

423
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:01,427
But my speaking
is a little <i>comme ci, comme ça.</i>

424
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,168
Oh, no, your French
is great, honey. For real.

425
00:18:03,255 --> 00:18:04,996
Ah! [CHUCKLES] We'll see.

426
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,086
Um. Okay, so,
- this is my cousin Patrice.
- Hi!

427
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,306
SOPHIE: My aunt, Claudette,
my uncle, Michel... GORDON: So nice to meet you.

428
00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:13,570
SOPHIE: ...my sister, Juliette,
and her baby, Laurent...

429
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,399
- Laurent!
- SOPHIE: ...and my brother,
Junior.

430
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,879
And last but not least,
Mammie Tremblay.

431
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:21,012
Well, of course
I've heard about Mammie!

432
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,101
Gotta kiss the cheek
of the matriarch!

433
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:24,885
[SMOOCHES]

434
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,365
[IN FRENCH] Wow,
this guy doesn't waste any time.

435
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,759
[IN ENGLISH] No, no, no,
- I'm so sorry.
- MAMMIE: Oh, my God!

436
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,631
[IN FRENCH] Roger, we can't.
My parents are inside.

437
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,417
Mammie, it's not Roger,
it's Gordon.

438
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,896
Sophie's boyfriend.

439
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,072
Come inside, Mom.
I'll make you some tea.

440
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,639
- MAMMIE: Oh!
- GORDON: [IN ENGLISH]
I'm so sorry.

441
00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:42,555
- She has dementia.
- Oh, okay. Okay, yeah.

442
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,515
My... my uncle Lester
has dementia, so I understand.

443
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,735
I've been there. Is it harder
on them or on us? I mean...

444
00:18:48,822 --> 00:18:50,650
[IN FRENCH] Junior! Want a beer?

445
00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:51,912
JUNIOR: Come on, Dad.

446
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:55,307
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

447
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,005
[IN ENGLISH] Of course,
I never kissed my uncle Lester,

448
00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:00,051
but...[LAMB BLEATING]

449
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,313
I'll get the bags!

450
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,360
[COUCOU HONKING]

451
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:08,407
Aw! Hey, little buddy!
My majestic, feathered friend.

452
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,062
What's your name? Oh![HONKS]

453
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,586
Shit! How are you this fast?

454
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:17,111
["J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU"
PLAYING]

455
00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:21,507
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

456
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,598
[IN FRENCH] Oh no,
- I left Gordon with all the bags.
- Oh!

457
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:27,687
[IN ENGLISH] Oh, babe,
I'm so sorry. You okay?

458
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:28,993
Yeah, I got it all,
I got it all.

459
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,082
I just got attacked
by a white pterodactyl.

460
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,998
Oh, yeah, that's Coucou.
She's, uh, our swan.

461
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:37,001
She's lived on the farm forever.
She can be a bit cranky.

462
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:39,177
I don't think she's a fan yet,
but I'm gonna win her over.

463
00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:41,484
[CHUCKLES] This place
- is so cute.
- SOPHIE: [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

464
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,963
Where are we staying?
Where should I put--

465
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,226
Um, so, my sister and her baby

466
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,053
are going to be sleeping
in our old room,

467
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,620
so we'll be taking my brother's,

468
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:51,015
which is, um, straight up
the stairs, second on the left.

469
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,060
- You want some help?
- No, I got it.
Go talk to your family.

470
00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:54,932
- I'm fine!
- SOPHIE: You sure?
All right. You okay?

471
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,629
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Go talk to your family.

472
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,980
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

473
00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,027
GORDON: Hello!

474
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,992
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING][GORDON CHUCKLES]

475
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:19,173
Samurai Kinski,
here for the briss.

476
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,392
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
Pretty cool, huh?

477
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,177
[IN ENGLISH] Oh! I'm so sorry,
man. I've just never seen

478
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,005
one of these in real life.
It's so cool.

479
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,620
[IN FRENCH] I got it on eBay.
17th century.

480
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,536
It belonged to a Samurai
who killed 200 people.

481
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,060
[IN ENGLISH] It's awesome.

482
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:39,629
[CHUCKLES]

483
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,632
It says, "Made in China."
Aren't samurai Japanese?

484
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,025
[IN FRENCH] Yeah, I know.
I got screwed.

485
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:46,723
700 bucks.

486
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,551
[IN ENGLISH] But it's still...
it's still beautiful

487
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,596
and... and... and very sharp.

488
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,337
So, you didn't get gypped there.

489
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:53,643
[IN FRENCH] Listen...

490
00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:57,560
[IN ENGLISH] Sophie says, uh,
that you are an English coach?

491
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,258
Well, I teach, uh,
eighth grade English, yeah.

492
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,914
[IN FRENCH] I failed
my English exam.

493
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,090
If I don't pass next time,
I can't become a cop.

494
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,744
[IN ENGLISH] You're asking
for help? I'll totally help.

495
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,136
[IN FRENCH] Really?[IN ENGLISH]
Of course!

496
00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:10,921
[IN FRENCH] It's been my dream
since I was a kid.

497
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,705
[IN ENGLISH] Well, let's make
that dream come true, bud!

498
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,446
[JUNIOR GRUNTS][LAUGHS]

499
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,275
Yes![GRUNTS]

500
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,716
[IN FRENCH] If you hurt Sophie,
I'll cut your head off.

501
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,631
[IN ENGLISH] I won't.

502
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,677
It's a joke!

503
00:21:27,981 --> 00:21:29,853
[LAUGHS]
You're good.

504
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,245
[IN FRENCH]
Make yourself at home.

505
00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:33,552
- [IN ENGLISH] Okay, thank you.
- JUNIOR: Hey!

506
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:36,903
[IN FRENCH]
Don't fuck my sister in my bed.

507
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:40,646
[SIGHS]

508
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:44,607
[WATER GURGLES]

509
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,392
[SIGHS]

510
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:48,872
[IN ENGLISH] Of course.

511
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:53,267
["UN MUSICIEN PARMI
TANT D'AUTRES" PLAYING]

512
00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:04,278
Hey, <i>toi! Bon...</i>

513
00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:06,106
[IN FRENCH] Should we taste? <i>Oui.</i>

514
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,761
Mm. Hmm...

515
00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,416
No, that's way too much
tomato paste.

516
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,463
Ms. Expert...
Don't forget who taught you.

517
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,639
Same person as you. Mammie?

518
00:22:16,856 --> 00:22:18,118
A quarter cup per pound of beef.

519
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:19,250
Voilà!

520
00:22:19,859 --> 00:22:21,557
Mammie,
you're knitting your scarf
into your shawl again.

521
00:22:21,687 --> 00:22:23,776
Alphonse!
Can you come help your mother?

522
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:24,864
ALPHONSE: Coming!

523
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:28,564
So?

524
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,784
How did he react
when you told him?

525
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,177
Told him what?[SNORTS]

526
00:22:33,307 --> 00:22:36,702
Come on. About you and Ruby.

527
00:22:37,964 --> 00:22:39,183
I didn't tell him yet.

528
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,403
[GASPS] Sophie Jeanne Tremblay!

529
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,143
Oh! Your full name.

530
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,885
I'm just waiting
for the right moment.

531
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,452
Ah yes, the right moment.

532
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,323
So, after you fall
back in love with her.

533
00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:51,064
Not tonight, Juliette.

534
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,892
Relax.
I'm just messing with you.

535
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,807
For now,
nobody says anything, okay?

536
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,287
That's a hell of a plan.

537
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,985
If I get the job,
then I'll tell him.

538
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,640
I don't want
to worry him for nothing.

539
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:02,989
You don't know Gordon.

540
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,426
He can get a little anxious.

541
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:06,297
- You don't say.
- GINETTE: What?

542
00:23:06,645 --> 00:23:08,081
- He can get a little anxious!
- Oh.

543
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,824
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
JULIETTE: That looks good.

544
00:23:11,911 --> 00:23:13,086
Juliette...

545
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,700
My girl,
you're playing with fire.

546
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,094
[KNIFE SLICING]

547
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:24,663
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

548
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:34,891
I'm gonna get you
to like organic wine.

549
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,980
You're not listening.
You're crazy.

550
00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:40,200
If you suck on the first line,
you suck on the second!

551
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,724
You didn't even watch the game!

552
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,769
I'm not gonna ruin my property
with a pool.

553
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,076
When the kids were small,
they swam in the pond.

554
00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:47,991
I just feel like a milk farm.

555
00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,775
My tits are so sore.

556
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,734
You don't know
what you're talking about!

557
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:52,865
He's only 22.

558
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,954
George![IN ENGLISH] Uh. It's Gordon.

559
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,869
Jordan... Sure.

560
00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,697
PATRICE: You're from New York?
You're a Rangers fan?

561
00:23:58,784 --> 00:23:59,916
What do you think of Lafrenière?

562
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,048
Oh, I actually
don't follow hockey.

563
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:08,098
[COUGHS]
But I... I love figure skating.

564
00:24:08,402 --> 00:24:09,621
Figure skating?

565
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,929
GORDON: Yeah, uh, sure.

566
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:18,325
You know, Boitano, Yamaguchi,
Hamilton, and of course,

567
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,197
I'm not forgetting
all the Canadian greats, uh,

568
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,460
Stojko, Browning,

569
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:25,768
Salé and Pelletier
with that incredible performance

570
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,031
in Salt Lake City.
Mammie, you remember that?

571
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,337
I mean, to land a quad,

572
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:33,079
and then to go
right into a triple Axel?

573
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,428
Insanity. Who does that?

574
00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:37,562
I'll tell you who. They did.

575
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,609
Also, the costumes...

576
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,525
dazzling.

577
00:24:44,743 --> 00:24:46,310
[DOORBELL RINGS]

578
00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:49,879
- A fellow guest. Let me.
- No, stay. I'll... I'll get it.

579
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,445
This is too... You're...

580
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,100
Voilà! [LAUGHS]

581
00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:57,843
Actually, when I was a kid,
I, uh...

582
00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,802
- [IN FRENCH] Merry Christmas.
- You too, Mammie.

583
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:02,674
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

584
00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:04,110
It's a speed thing.

585
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,983
JUNIOR: He spent
the whole summer power skating!

586
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,598
Ruby!

587
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:17,602
[IN ENGLISH] Hi!
You're here! Wh...

588
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,604
Well,
you couldn't join us for drinks,

589
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:22,302
so, I brought the drinks to you.

590
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,088
Hey, tout le monde,
you remember Ruby?

591
00:25:25,218 --> 00:25:26,829
Oh, <i>ben, tabarnak!</i>

592
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,179
[IN FRENCH] Hello, my friends!

593
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,833
It's been too long!

594
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,052
Nobody's changed a bit.

595
00:25:33,139 --> 00:25:34,532
Alphie...

596
00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:36,839
ALPHONSE: It's good to see you.

597
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,406
[IN ENGLISH] I brought you
your favorite, an '86 Pomerol.

598
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:40,930
- Oh!
- Birth year of this bombshell.

599
00:25:41,408 --> 00:25:43,062
[SCOFFS]
But they only had a magnum,

600
00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:44,586
so I hope you're thirsty.

601
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,283
It's too much. <i>Merci beaucoup!</i>

602
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,851
Junior, if I could--[IN FRENCH] Stop fidgeting.

603
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,026
ALPHONSE:
Let's get the decanter!

604
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,854
[IN ENGLISH] So, you're
the famous Ruby Collins.

605
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,334
And you must be
the one-and-only Gordon.

606
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,075
I never got your family name.

607
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:58,338
Uh. It's Kinski.
But don't worry about that.

608
00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,905
I gotta say,
when Sophie told me about you,

609
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:03,126
I... I pictured someone
a little more like Julia Childs.

610
00:26:03,256 --> 00:26:04,606
Not someone so...

611
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:08,784
- Dazzling?
- Dazzling is right!

612
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,699
ALPHONSE: [IN FRENCH]
- Let's find a chair for Ruby.
- GINETTE: Yes.

613
00:26:10,829 --> 00:26:12,744
RUBY: [IN ENGLISH]
And you will not believe

614
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,921
what happens that day.
The compressor breaks

615
00:26:16,095 --> 00:26:17,923
that morning![CHUCKLES] That's a nightmare!

616
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,709
And the Secret Service
gets there.[SCOFFS] Oh, I remember.

617
00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,711
And we have nothing
to feed the Obamas.

618
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,669
And then Sophie here confessed

619
00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:27,803
that she had a pound and a half
of Japanese bluefin

620
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,718
that she was going
to surprise me with

621
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:30,806
for my birthday dinner.

622
00:26:30,936 --> 00:26:32,372
Oh, you're so sweet, baby.

623
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:34,679
She runs back to her place,
grabs the fish.

624
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,464
We cook them this,
oh, incredible meal.

625
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,162
[IN FRENCH]
It was insanely good!

626
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:41,686
[IN ENGLISH] And now I have
Michelle's number in my phone.

627
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:43,122
Are you kidding me?

628
00:26:43,296 --> 00:26:44,994
Like, you could text
Michelle Obama right now?

629
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,952
Mm. And Sasha and Malia.

630
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,998
We should send them,
like, a funny GIF or something.

631
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:52,001
Babe, you never told me
you cooked for POTUS and FLOTUS.

632
00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:53,306
He wasn't even
in office anymore.

633
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,004
Oh, it's not a big deal.
He wasn't in office.

634
00:26:55,134 --> 00:26:57,484
He's just hanging out
with Michelle and, like, Jay-Z.

635
00:26:57,571 --> 00:27:00,662
You gotta be kidding me.
That is so cool.

636
00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:02,576
Hey, by the way,
cooking for heads of state

637
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,883
should definitely factor into
the decision-making process.

638
00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:07,494
- Am I right, parents? Right?
- ALPHONSE: That's right.

639
00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:09,322
- It will.
- GORDON: Good, good.

640
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,498
RUBY: And what about you,
- Gordon?
- Mm!

641
00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:12,804
RUBY: I mean,
what are you gonna do

642
00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:15,459
while I keep your girlfriend
locked away in the castle?

643
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,940
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, don't worry about me.

644
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:20,333
I will be fully booked
making sure Junior here

645
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,987
doesn't fail
his English exam again.

646
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,032
Right, buddy?

647
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,516
[IN FRENCH]
You're taking the exam again?

648
00:27:29,995 --> 00:27:31,127
Yup.

649
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,608
We agreed you were done
with that.

650
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,827
You belong on the farm!

651
00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:37,002
Here we go.

652
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,178
When are you gonna realize
the farm is your dream,

653
00:27:39,265 --> 00:27:40,266
not mine?

654
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,399
I don't have time to dream.

655
00:27:43,008 --> 00:27:44,575
I'm too busy putting food
on the table.

656
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,229
You think
that just happens all by itself?

657
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:47,578
Alphonse, not now.

658
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,319
Why can Sophie follow
her dreams, but not me?

659
00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:51,016
Sophie's not an imbecile

660
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,801
who lives
in her parents' shed at 26!

661
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,237
I hate you!

662
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,022
[CRIES] It's not fair!

663
00:27:57,544 --> 00:27:58,894
A cop who cries.

664
00:27:58,981 --> 00:27:59,982
[DOOR SLAMS]

665
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:02,158
You've gotta talk to your son.

666
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,509
Oh, I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.

667
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,514
[IN ENGLISH] This is delicious,
by the way.

668
00:28:13,038 --> 00:28:14,344
Well, this is going really well.

669
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:18,652
- Hey! I think you're doing great.
- I've been here six hours.

670
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,089
I've been interrogated
by the feds.

671
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,655
I made out with your grandma.

672
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,222
I betrayed your brother.
It's not going great.

673
00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,834
Yeah, but he should have
told you not to say anything.

674
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,140
You know what?
They fight all the time.

675
00:28:28,227 --> 00:28:29,707
So, don't worry you about it, okay?

676
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,798
On the other hand,
that Ruby is amazing, huh?

677
00:28:34,059 --> 00:28:36,018
Yeah, yeah,
she's... she's something.

678
00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:39,456
I mean, cooking steaks
in a volcano with Bear Grylls?

679
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,197
[CHUCKLES] He's a lucky guy.

680
00:28:41,414 --> 00:28:43,199
Is someone crushing a little?

681
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:46,593
Uh, I don't think I have a shot,
babe. That whole story she told

682
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,074
about Victoria Secret models
in Ibiza...

683
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:50,641
Yeah, wow.

684
00:28:50,989 --> 00:28:52,556
But, hey, you could
use it to your advantage.

685
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,211
A little flirting
could go a long way.

686
00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:58,083
That's smart.
Speaking about flirting...

687
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:02,522
- Go on.
- I would also like
to go a long way.

688
00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:05,308
GORDON: Mm...[MOANS]

689
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:07,440
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

690
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,840
What's happening?

691
00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,452
She can't really see
or hear very well,

692
00:29:19,539 --> 00:29:22,891
so if we don't move,
she won't even know we're here.

693
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,415
- Like a T-Rex.
- Yeah.

694
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,201
[IN FRENCH] There you are.[TOY BEEPS]

695
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:32,857
[IN ENGLISH] Grammy Mammie,
more than meets the eye.

696
00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,991
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

697
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:40,386
SOPHIE: [IN FRENCH]
<i>You're not gonna
say anything about Gordon?</i>

698
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,737
Well, he seems to
really love figure skating.

699
00:29:43,868 --> 00:29:47,393
Before you judge him,
it was his mom's favorite sport.

700
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,439
He watches it with his dad
to remember her.

701
00:29:49,569 --> 00:29:51,006
I'm not judging him.

702
00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,139
Just promise
you'll give him a chance.

703
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,098
- I promise.
- Thank you.

704
00:30:00,493 --> 00:30:02,060
The Veilleux family
sold the farm?

705
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:06,064
National Agro knows we
can't compete with their prices.

706
00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:07,674
They're squeezing us out.

707
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:11,417
If things don't change
next year...

708
00:30:11,765 --> 00:30:12,984
[CLEARS THROAT]

709
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,334
...I'll have to sell
the farm too.

710
00:30:16,509 --> 00:30:17,902
You're not serious.

711
00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:20,687
That's why I was hard
on your brother.

712
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,429
I need his help on the farm.

713
00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,049
I don't want you to worry.

714
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,312
- Okay.
- It's my problem.

715
00:30:36,616 --> 00:30:38,575
- All right.
- You have a job to win.

716
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:40,490
And we want you back home.

717
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,798
Okay, I should go.

718
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,497
- I'm gonna do well, right?
- Of course you'll do well.

719
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,152
[IN ENGLISH] All right.

720
00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:52,719
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]

721
00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:23,489
[LAMB BLEATS]

722
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,158
[CHUCKLES]

723
00:31:44,597 --> 00:31:46,817
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

724
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:52,736
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

725
00:31:59,003 --> 00:32:00,918
GORDON: Aw! So cute!

726
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,061
Oh, baby!

727
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,106
[CHUCKLES]

728
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:18,109
Def Leppard, yes!

729
00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:22,592
Hug fest!

730
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:26,770
Whose dog is that?

731
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,174
What the fuck?

732
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,089
[ELEVATOR BEEPS]

733
00:32:41,741 --> 00:32:42,829
[SIGHS]

734
00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,396
[IN FRENCH] Ms. Tremblay,
I presume?

735
00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:45,745
Yes, that's me.

736
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:48,487
I'm sorry.
They told me to wait here.

737
00:32:48,574 --> 00:32:49,575
MALCOLM: Malcolm Gervais Dorian.

738
00:32:50,054 --> 00:32:52,361
Manager and minority owner
of Ruby.

739
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,319
A pleasure to meet you, Malcolm.

740
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,843
Malcolm. Olm.

741
00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:58,193
Oh.

742
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:01,457
[SERENE MUSIC PLAYING]

743
00:33:04,851 --> 00:33:06,984
SOPHIE: Wow. It's incredible.

744
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:08,420
MALCOLM: It better be
for 3 million dollars.

745
00:33:08,507 --> 00:33:10,727
Or more if everyone
keeps working so slowly.

746
00:33:10,857 --> 00:33:13,251
You hear me, Jean-Jacques?
I'm talking to you!

747
00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:16,428
And now we're late.

748
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,519
Okay, we can start now.

749
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,049
[IN ENGLISH] Let's go![SIGHS]

750
00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,574
Chef will be with you
momentarily.

751
00:33:31,704 --> 00:33:33,054
[BANGING IN DISTANCE]

752
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,317
[IN FRENCH] Come on!
That doesn't go there!

753
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,754
[IN ENGLISH] Hi! I'm Sophie.

754
00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:40,974
Frederick. La Shangra, Chicago.

755
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,716
Antoine. Tic Tac Toe, Byron Bay.

756
00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:44,891
Hey, I know your place!

757
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:47,546
- Of course you do.
- RUBY: Good morning,

758
00:33:47,633 --> 00:33:50,201
my impressionable
little cherubs.

759
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:54,597
Ruby will be the crown jewel
of my culinary empire.

760
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:59,123
When our guests walk through
those very expensive doors,

761
00:33:59,384 --> 00:34:02,300
they will be thrust
into a gastronomical portal

762
00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:04,694
that will make them
shit their pants.

763
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:10,178
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

764
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,624
[BELL DINGS]
Time.

765
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:26,498
Terrible.

766
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,154
You managed to remove
every single atom of flavor.

767
00:34:30,328 --> 00:34:31,286
Nice.

768
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,900
Last and definitely least,

769
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:40,512
Sophie, I prefer no taste
than this culinary genocide.

770
00:34:40,686 --> 00:34:42,166
I couldn't get the foam to rise.

771
00:34:42,297 --> 00:34:44,168
I don't want
your excuses, Sophie.

772
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,431
I want you to execute.

773
00:34:46,692 --> 00:34:48,477
Because that's the title, right?

774
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:52,481
Executive chef.
A chef who can execute.

775
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,178
If you're all
gonna be this shit,

776
00:34:54,265 --> 00:34:56,572
tell me now
so I can find real chefs,

777
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,836
not line cooks who couldn't
cut it in a hospital cafeteria.

778
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:02,186
- Start again.
- CHEFS: Yes, chef!

779
00:35:02,882 --> 00:35:04,797
GORDON: <i>Yeah, she told me
she'd been with women before,</i>

780
00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:05,929
<i>but this is her ex.</i>

781
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,453
I always sensed
a sapphic energy from her.

782
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:11,326
Let's not label it, Dad, okay?
She's... she's French.

783
00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:13,502
They explore their bodies
differently over here.

784
00:35:13,632 --> 00:35:16,200
Doesn't change the fact
that she lied to you.

785
00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,246
[GRUNTS]
She didn't lie.

786
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,030
She just left out
some of the specifics

787
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,945
because she loves me
and she was protecting

788
00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:24,730
- my feelings.
- How did I raise you
to be so naiïve?

789
00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:28,169
Word of advice, pop the question
before she switches teams again!

790
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,562
There will be no switching
of teams, Dad, okay?

791
00:35:30,649 --> 00:35:33,261
She's here in a...
in a professional capacity.

792
00:35:33,391 --> 00:35:35,524
So was Billie Jean King
with her secretary.

793
00:35:35,611 --> 00:35:37,090
I have no idea
what that means,

794
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,396
but I'm pretty sure
it's not helpful.

795
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,529
PETER: <i>I'm just saying,
don't waste any time.</i>

796
00:35:40,659 --> 00:35:41,791
<i>By the way,</i>

797
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,272
French Canadians
were notoriously Catholics.

798
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,709
So you might want
to ask her father first.

799
00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,537
Oh, I don't think
he likes me very much.

800
00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,669
Then do what you mother
and I did and get her pregnant.

801
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,975
Then he'll force you
to marry her!

802
00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:54,282
This is the worst pep talk
you've ever tried to--

803
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,285
Dad, I gotta go.

804
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,896
- Morning!
- ALPHONSE: Already up?

805
00:36:00,418 --> 00:36:02,594
You sure you don't want
to sleep an extra 15 minutes?

806
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,030
It's only 9:45.

807
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,119
Oh, I'm just taking in
your incredible property.

808
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:09,210
It's so beautiful.
Everything is just blossoming.

809
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:12,604
Your tomatoes are coming in.
Wow! That's a lot of blood.

810
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,171
Come here.

811
00:36:15,868 --> 00:36:17,000
In there?

812
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,917
[BLADE SHARPENING][LAMB BLEATING]

813
00:36:24,529 --> 00:36:25,617
[BLADE SLASHES][LAMB BLEATS]

814
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:32,885
Hey...

815
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,497
this is, uh...

816
00:36:36,454 --> 00:36:38,500
This is nice!
What a setup you have here.

817
00:36:38,891 --> 00:36:42,982
[IN FRENCH] Go get me the lamb
in the third stall on the right.

818
00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:45,681
[IN ENGLISH] A lamb?
Why am I getting a lamb?

819
00:36:45,811 --> 00:36:46,769
It's our dinner.

820
00:36:48,379 --> 00:36:49,685
Mm!

821
00:36:49,815 --> 00:36:53,645
[LAMB BLEATING]
That's gonna be great!

822
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:57,997
You know what else is great?
Is, uh, ratatouille,

823
00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:00,652
or a... or a hearty salad.
I love that.

824
00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:03,264
You... you throw
some walnuts and some beets,

825
00:37:03,394 --> 00:37:05,309
some... some feta cheese.
Everybody loves it.

826
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,789
Everyone will be like,
"Alphonse,

827
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,834
how could-- This is--"We're having lamb.

828
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,707
Okay. Uh...

829
00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:15,363
Well, I'll go...
check on the little fella,

830
00:37:15,754 --> 00:37:17,974
and see if he's ready...

831
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,628
Mm-hmm.

832
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,152
...to be done with life.

833
00:37:24,023 --> 00:37:26,330
Hey! Hey!

834
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,593
Hey, buddy! Hey!

835
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,421
Hi!

836
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,684
Oh, you're so cute.

837
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,470
I have a sweater just like you.

838
00:37:36,949 --> 00:37:38,168
Hey, come over here.

839
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,691
We need to have
a heart-to-heart.

840
00:37:40,518 --> 00:37:43,521
You and I are gonna have to
go on a little walk together.

841
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:45,741
Look, here's the problem,
I'm in love, okay?

842
00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:47,917
I have to get this guy to like--[BLEATS]

843
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,701
I know you understand, okay?

844
00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,313
Maybe we can hang out in heaven.

845
00:37:53,618 --> 00:37:55,620
Alphonse, I think she knows!

846
00:37:57,970 --> 00:38:00,582
[SIGHS] There you go.

847
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,628
I hope this is my piece.
[CHUCKLES]

848
00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:12,550
You're not a very
physical guy, are you?

849
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,204
Me? No. Well, I am.

850
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:17,512
I just... I guess
the brain is... is my muscle.

851
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,383
That's...
that's what I use most.

852
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,645
Hmm.

853
00:38:20,906 --> 00:38:22,604
Hey, listen,
about the whole tutoring thing,

854
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,649
I... I just wanted to say
I never meant

855
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,434
to get between you and your son.

856
00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:29,306
I'm sorry about that. I... I...
I should tell you, though,

857
00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:32,483
I feel pretty confident
I could get him to pass.

858
00:38:33,005 --> 00:38:35,094
You can waste my son's time
as much as you want.

859
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,924
Just as long as you
stay out of Sophie's way.

860
00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:42,667
Oh, wow! There's the other leg.
You're good at that!

861
00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,147
[HONKS]

862
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:47,193
Not now, Coucou, please!
I need, like, five minutes.

863
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:48,543
Please, Coucou.

864
00:38:50,196 --> 00:38:51,937
Coucou, can we please
be friends?

865
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,723
["J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU"
PLAYING]

866
00:38:54,853 --> 00:38:56,115
Stay, Coucou!

867
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,770
I want you to stay!

868
00:38:59,118 --> 00:39:02,383
[METAL SONG PLAYING ON STEREO]

869
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,083
[IN FRENCH] Stupid goddamn bag!

870
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,085
[IN ENGLISH] Hey, Gordie!

871
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:12,175
Hey! Hey! I think you won.[IN FRENCH] What?

872
00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:13,698
[IN ENGLISH]
I think you kicked its ass.

873
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,178
[IN FRENCH] Hold on.
Let me turn this down.

874
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:16,658
[IN ENGLISH]
This is an awesome setup, man.

875
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,051
You got dojo.
You got man cave.

876
00:39:19,138 --> 00:39:20,139
You never need to leave!

877
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,750
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
Sorry about the flies.

878
00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:23,882
It used to be a...

879
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,058
- [IN ENGLISH] Chicken house.
- Oh, it was a chicken coop.

880
00:39:26,537 --> 00:39:28,452
Huh. Well,
they were living well.

881
00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:30,672
Oh, sure. It's noon somewhere.

882
00:39:32,151 --> 00:39:34,327
Hey, uh, I wanna
really apologize

883
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,068
to you about last night, man.
I didn't mean to

884
00:39:36,155 --> 00:39:38,114
let the cat out of the bag.[IN FRENCH]
Don't worry about it.

885
00:39:38,549 --> 00:39:40,116
I don't care what he thinks.
It's my life.

886
00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:41,509
[IN ENGLISH] Yeah, I get it.

887
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,119
My father wanted me
to be a dentist, so...

888
00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:44,729
Of course, my father
is a whole lot less intimidating

889
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,557
than yours,
so it was an easier no.

890
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,472
[IN FRENCH] You look
like a dentist.

891
00:39:48,559 --> 00:39:49,560
[IN ENGLISH] Thank you.

892
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,606
[IN FRENCH] I don't have
any cash to pay you,

893
00:39:51,736 --> 00:39:53,695
but I could give you
Muay Thai lessons.

894
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,218
[IN ENGLISH]
No, it's my pleasure, man.

895
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,480
Please. What else am I gonna do?

896
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:57,612
I'm happy to help.

897
00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,876
But I actually wouldn't mind
a little intel

898
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,530
on your sister and Ruby.

899
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,183
[IN FRENCH] Dammit, Juliette...

900
00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:05,315
[IN ENGLISH]
No, it wasn't her.

901
00:40:05,663 --> 00:40:06,882
I stumbled across a picture

902
00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:08,536
where they looked
a little, uh...

903
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,105
[IN FRENCH] Don't do that
with your fingers.

904
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:14,933
[IN ENGLISH] Do you know
who broke up with who?

905
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,196
Whom? It's actually "whom."

906
00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:19,198
Who broke up with whom.[IN FRENCH] What?

907
00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,983
[IN ENGLISH] We'll get to
"whom." That's advanced.

908
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,680
That's like, double
black diamond. Back to Ruby.

909
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,290
[IN FRENCH]
Sophie was crazy about her.

910
00:40:24,377 --> 00:40:27,206
But Ruby cheated a few times,
and Sophie caught her.

911
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,382
She was heartbroken.

912
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,167
[IN ENGLISH] I didn't get all
of that. You speak very fast.

913
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:34,213
But I think you said it was Ruby
who was the heartbreaker.

914
00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:35,345
[IN FRENCH] Fuck yeah.

915
00:40:36,607 --> 00:40:38,087
Hey, don't worry about it, man.

916
00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:40,089
She needs a guy who's...

917
00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:41,743
[IN ENGLISH] ...boring like you.

918
00:40:42,221 --> 00:40:44,746
Oh. By the way,
great pronunciation!

919
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:45,921
[IN FRENCH] Really?

920
00:40:46,312 --> 00:40:48,532
I don't think I have the brain
to learn a new language.

921
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:51,143
[IN ENGLISH] The key is just
to find a way into the material.

922
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:54,103
And for you, I think
I have the perfect way in.

923
00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:55,408
[FLIES BUZZING]

924
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:57,149
Huh.

925
00:40:59,717 --> 00:41:01,371
<i>You wanna see
some real fighting,</i>

926
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,938
<i>you can see me fight
at the kumite.</i>

927
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,635
<i>I'm here, too, for the kumite.</i>

928
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,855
<i>Aren't you a little young
for full contact?</i>

929
00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:10,249
<i>Aren't you a little old
for video games?</i>

930
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,729
Okay, so in that example,

931
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,471
"aren't" is a contraction
of "are" and "not."

932
00:41:14,645 --> 00:41:18,257
"Aren't you a little old
for video games?"

933
00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,869
That's perfect.
You sound just like Van Damme.

934
00:41:21,086 --> 00:41:22,610
[IN FRENCH] Can we watch
the fight scenes?

935
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:24,655
[IN ENGLISH] Actually, that will
help us with imperative verbs.

936
00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:26,135
I bet there's plenty in there.

937
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,093
See, that's the thing
about a muscadet.

938
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:31,053
It's arrogant, yet subtle.

939
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:33,446
A perfect pairing
for my mozzarella balloons,

940
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,361
which you killed today.

941
00:41:35,448 --> 00:41:37,363
I didn't come here
to fuck spiders.

942
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,236
I hope no one came here
to fuck spiders.

943
00:41:40,453 --> 00:41:42,281
Is that, like, an expression

944
00:41:42,368 --> 00:41:44,066
from... [IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
...Down Under?

945
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:46,285
You know what? Never mind.
I don't care.

946
00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:48,331
Malcolm, let's move on
to the reds.

947
00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:51,421
[CROWD CHEERING ON TV][IN FRENCH] Watch this!

948
00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:53,815
GORDON: [IN ENGLISH]
Powder to the eyes?

949
00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:54,903
That doesn't seem fair.

950
00:41:55,294 --> 00:41:56,731
[IN FRENCH] He's blind!
Can't see shit! But wait.

951
00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:58,384
[IN ENGLISH] That's the thing
about the kumite.

952
00:41:58,776 --> 00:41:59,777
There's no rules.

953
00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:04,173
[IN FRENCH] All his memories
from Japan with his sensei.

954
00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:07,176
Now he's in the zone.

955
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:08,394
[IN ENGLISH] Check the kick!

956
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,744
GORDON: Uh-oh! Gunshot!

957
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,268
- Oh, ho, ho, ho!
- Wow!

958
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,619
- Boom!
- GORDON: Triple kick?

959
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:19,754
[SCREAMS, LAUGHS][SCREAMS, LAUGHS]

960
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,538
[IN FRENCH] Every time![IN ENGLISH] Yeah!

961
00:42:21,886 --> 00:42:24,541
[SHIP HORN SOUNDING]

962
00:42:25,411 --> 00:42:27,588
RUBY: I'm sorry for being
so hard on you.

963
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,242
But I'm not gonna
play favorites.

964
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:32,984
I brought you here
because of your talent,

965
00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:35,596
not because of our history.

966
00:42:35,813 --> 00:42:37,510
- Thanks for saying that.
- Anytime.

967
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:43,691
There's also something else
I need to apologize for.

968
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:48,434
Oh, no, no. You don't need
- to apologize anymore.
- No, I do. I do.

969
00:42:50,523 --> 00:42:52,830
I've been talking a lot
with Brené Brown

970
00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:54,223
about accountability.

971
00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:58,314
Which I need to own
for how things ended between us.

972
00:42:58,531 --> 00:43:00,969
I let my ego get the best of me.

973
00:43:01,665 --> 00:43:04,363
You deserved so much better.

974
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,933
Which you seem to have found
in Gordon.

975
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:10,805
It all worked out
for the best.

976
00:43:11,936 --> 00:43:16,724
Like you said, I found Gordon.
And you! I mean, you--

977
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,290
Look at everything
you've accomplished.

978
00:43:18,551 --> 00:43:19,857
Yeah, I suppose.

979
00:43:19,944 --> 00:43:21,467
You have one of the biggest
cooking shows.

980
00:43:21,554 --> 00:43:23,252
You have, what, like,
three bestsellers.

981
00:43:23,382 --> 00:43:26,298
And are you actually starting
a makeup line? [CHUCKLES]

982
00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:28,823
It's not bad for the daughter
of a Filipina immigrant.

983
00:43:28,953 --> 00:43:32,435
Damn right![CHUCKLES]

984
00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,658
So, is it weird being
back home after so long?

985
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:42,053
My dad might have to
sell the farm.

986
00:43:42,488 --> 00:43:44,186
Oh, Soph, I'm so sorry.

987
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:47,276
- It's his entire life, you know?
- Yeah.

988
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,974
But he's stubborn enough.
I mean, you know him. He'll...

989
00:43:50,148 --> 00:43:52,411
[CHUCKLES][SIGHS] ...he'll figure
something out.

990
00:43:53,804 --> 00:43:57,460
Let's get you another drink.
You look like you need it.

991
00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:00,376
I think I need to get home.

992
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,292
I wasn't asking, babe.

993
00:44:03,901 --> 00:44:06,469
This is work, not play.

994
00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:08,210
Oh. [CHUCKLES] Of course.

995
00:44:08,601 --> 00:44:10,386
- Malcolm!
- MALCOLM: [IN FRENCH] Yes?

996
00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:11,735
[IN ENGLISH]
Can we taste another?

997
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,694
- MALCOLM: [IN FRENCH] Right away.
- Perfect.

998
00:44:13,868 --> 00:44:17,306
[FLOOR CREAKS]

999
00:44:24,922 --> 00:44:28,056
[WATER GURGLING]

1000
00:44:29,622 --> 00:44:30,754
[IN ENGLISH] Ahoy!

1001
00:44:31,755 --> 00:44:35,150
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to wake you.

1002
00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:37,630
It's okay. I wasn't sleeping.

1003
00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:40,764
You were out late.

1004
00:44:40,851 --> 00:44:43,375
Yeah, I, uh,
I should have texted.

1005
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,378
Ruby had us trying
a bunch of wine pairings.

1006
00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:50,121
- [YAWNS] How was your day?
- Oh, my day was great!

1007
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:53,081
I, um, I slaughtered
a little baby lamb

1008
00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:56,127
with your father,
and I tutored your brother.

1009
00:44:56,345 --> 00:44:57,738
Oh, and I also found out

1010
00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,348
that you and Ruby
used to be lovers.

1011
00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:02,046
So, all in all,
a pretty full day.

1012
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,447
Okay, I really
wanted to tell you.

1013
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:13,057
But I knew you would worry... GORDON: Don't try.

1014
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,580
...and I didn't want you
to worry... GORDON: No.

1015
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,191
- Please.
- SOPHIE: ...and turn it
into something it's not,

1016
00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:17,322
because it's really nothing.

1017
00:45:17,801 --> 00:45:19,194
Oh, it's definitely something.
It's definitely something.

1018
00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:21,718
It's a fairly large omission,
don't you think?

1019
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,981
Working for your ex? [CHUCKLES]

1020
00:45:24,068 --> 00:45:26,201
Definitely should have
factored into the conversation.

1021
00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:27,680
I'm sorry. You're right.

1022
00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:31,423
I should have been up front.
But it was years ago.

1023
00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:34,078
I mean, she was an asshole then.
She's an asshole now.

1024
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,428
Well, she seemed pretty darn
charming the other night.

1025
00:45:36,689 --> 00:45:38,387
It's all a show. She's a tyrant.

1026
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:41,738
I don't care that she's my ex.

1027
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:43,305
And you shouldn't either.

1028
00:45:43,609 --> 00:45:45,176
Well, it's easier said than done
when she looks like

1029
00:45:45,263 --> 00:45:50,268
- the future of the human race.
- Hey, come on. Look at me.

1030
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:53,794
I love you.

1031
00:45:55,621 --> 00:45:58,059
- And I want you.
- No, don't try.

1032
00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:01,018
You're not gonna win me back
by trying to have sex with me.

1033
00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,803
Just make out
with me a little.

1034
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,413
Come on, love.

1035
00:46:04,935 --> 00:46:07,938
I'm not that easily convinced.

1036
00:46:08,025 --> 00:46:10,636
Can I convince you with
that thing I do to your toes?

1037
00:46:10,941 --> 00:46:15,076
Well, that could definitely
expedite the healing process.

1038
00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,295
SOPHIE: Mm.

1039
00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:21,734
Wait. Ah,
this really hurts my legs.

1040
00:46:21,952 --> 00:46:23,954
This is--No, it'll work, baby.
Let me just anchor.

1041
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:25,913
If I anchor my leg... Here.

1042
00:46:26,043 --> 00:46:29,003
I'll just put my hand there.
I'm like an isosceles triangle.

1043
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,483
This is so comfy.
Just give me a second, okay?

1044
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:32,745
Yeah, but hold on. Wait.

1045
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,095
We're locked
and loaded here, babe.

1046
00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:35,357
We don't need a second.

1047
00:46:35,661 --> 00:46:37,838
If you take too many seconds,
you might fall asleep.

1048
00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:41,145
Babe?

1049
00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,976
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1050
00:46:46,672 --> 00:46:48,849
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1051
00:46:54,158 --> 00:46:55,159
Gordon?

1052
00:46:58,336 --> 00:47:00,599
Alphonse, <i>bonjour! Café?</i>

1053
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,211
- I assume you take it black.
- Hmm.

1054
00:47:03,776 --> 00:47:05,996
Gordon, wow! You're up early.

1055
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,651
Yeah, I'm just excited.
Uh, beautiful day.

1056
00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:11,175
Hey, I wanted to ask if I could
drive Sophie in to work today,

1057
00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:12,873
maybe see some of the sights,
and then I'll...

1058
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,744
- I'll bring her home?
- Of course!

1059
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,311
Keys are hanging
by the front door.

1060
00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:18,356
- Great.
- ALPHONSE: No,
that's not a good idea.

1061
00:47:18,748 --> 00:47:20,881
It's an old truck, you know.
It's hard to handle.

1062
00:47:21,011 --> 00:47:23,753
Well, you should try
biking in Brooklyn. It's crazy!

1063
00:47:23,927 --> 00:47:26,451
And then, Manhattan,
that's like, um...

1064
00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:30,107
But, uh, truck-wise, as long as
it's not manual, I'm good to go.

1065
00:47:30,716 --> 00:47:32,849
- There's no gas.
- I'll fill her up.

1066
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:33,937
[IN FRENCH] Is that okay?

1067
00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:36,331
Absolutely. Right, Alphonse?

1068
00:47:36,679 --> 00:47:37,810
Mm.

1069
00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:39,073
GORDON:
[IN ENGLISH] <i>This is fun,</i>

1070
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,597
<i>driving my love
along the riverbanks.</i>

1071
00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:43,773
Babe... Mm.

1072
00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,950
Can you please just...
just go faster.

1073
00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:50,649
As my late mother used to say,
"Under 45, you stay alive."

1074
00:47:50,823 --> 00:47:52,216
I knew I should have driven.

1075
00:47:52,390 --> 00:47:53,609
You are not driving.
Are you kidding me?

1076
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:56,177
You probably still have alcohol
in your blood. You'd get a DUI.

1077
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,353
This is a good pace
for us, okay?

1078
00:47:58,483 --> 00:48:00,921
I'm not getting in an accident
in your father's beloved car.

1079
00:48:01,051 --> 00:48:02,052
It's here.

1080
00:48:02,139 --> 00:48:03,227
- What's here?
- Here, here.

1081
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:04,402
The exit. You're gonna miss it.

1082
00:48:04,663 --> 00:48:06,535
Well, you gotta tell me
sooner than that, baby.

1083
00:48:06,665 --> 00:48:08,624
- Oh, my God, we missed it!
- Well...

1084
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,931
There was a motorcyclist
in the lane, babe!

1085
00:48:11,061 --> 00:48:12,497
This takes us onto the bridge.

1086
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,282
Do you know how late
I'm gonna be?

1087
00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:16,501
You will not be
one second late.

1088
00:48:18,068 --> 00:48:19,635
CIVILIAN: [IN FRENCH]
Move your fucking horse!

1089
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,202
SOPHIE: Come on, for God's sake.

1090
00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:22,943
[IN ENGLISH]
Stupid Saint-Laurent.

1091
00:48:23,073 --> 00:48:25,075
Sweetheart, I'm sorry,
but the GPS did not account

1092
00:48:25,162 --> 00:48:26,424
for exhausted Seabiscuit.

1093
00:48:26,511 --> 00:48:28,383
[HORN HONKS]
Don't honk at a horse!

1094
00:48:28,513 --> 00:48:30,254
That's a thing, I'm sure.

1095
00:48:30,385 --> 00:48:31,864
You know what?
Screw this. I'm gonna run.

1096
00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:33,736
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait.

1097
00:48:33,866 --> 00:48:35,346
- SOPHIE: Bye.
- GORDON: Babe!

1098
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:36,826
I'm sorry. I love you!

1099
00:48:37,870 --> 00:48:39,002
[SIGHS]

1100
00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:43,311
Oh! Well, look who decided
to join us.

1101
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:44,790
I'm so sorry, chef.

1102
00:48:44,877 --> 00:48:47,097
Come in late again,
and you're out.

1103
00:48:48,098 --> 00:48:50,883
Hey! Whoa! Look at this place!

1104
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,711
It's like the kitchen
on the Death Star.

1105
00:48:52,798 --> 00:48:55,497
This is incredible! Is this
where Vader gets his Pop Tarts?

1106
00:48:55,627 --> 00:48:57,238
[CHUCKLES]
Can I help you?

1107
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,631
Ruby, I am so sorry. I just
want to be the one to tell you

1108
00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:02,025
that Sophie's tardiness
is 100% my fault.

1109
00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:04,288
I had to put gas
in her father's car.

1110
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,376
Can you believe it takes diesel?

1111
00:49:05,594 --> 00:49:07,378
I'm about to put regular
in the wagon here,

1112
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,990
and a guy calls me
a <i>câlice de tabarnak,</i>

1113
00:49:10,077 --> 00:49:12,166
which I thought was an insult.
Turns out, I google it...

1114
00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:13,645
Is it bring your boyfriend
to work day,

1115
00:49:13,732 --> 00:49:16,257
or is he gonna kindly
get the fuck out of my kitchen?

1116
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:18,085
- Gordon, please.
- GORDON: I'm so sorry.

1117
00:49:18,215 --> 00:49:19,912
Boyfriend reads you
loud and clear.

1118
00:49:20,217 --> 00:49:21,827
I'll let you coworkers
do your thing.

1119
00:49:21,914 --> 00:49:23,090
You guys are screwed.

1120
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:25,048
You're gonna win, baby!
Team Sophie!

1121
00:49:25,135 --> 00:49:28,704
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1122
00:49:37,669 --> 00:49:39,367
SOPHIE: Smoked pine needles.

1123
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:42,892
When I got home last night,
the air just hit me.

1124
00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:46,374
It was almost sweet.
It smelled like Christmas.

1125
00:49:47,505 --> 00:49:50,030
I thought it would complement
your smoked oysters.

1126
00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:52,162
Give it a distinct
local essence.

1127
00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,860
That is what
I'm talking about, Sophie.

1128
00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:56,210
Good work.

1129
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,689
[CHUCKLES]

1130
00:49:58,212 --> 00:49:59,300
[IN FRENCH] Stop looking!

1131
00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,302
GINETTE: I didn't look.
It's your turn.

1132
00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:03,434
JULIETTE: Mammie has to draw.

1133
00:50:03,565 --> 00:50:05,958
Organize them by suit.

1134
00:50:06,872 --> 00:50:08,700
[IN ENGLISH] Not too bored,
Gordon?

1135
00:50:09,179 --> 00:50:11,181
Oh no. Are you kidding me?
I'm having the best time.

1136
00:50:11,268 --> 00:50:13,705
I get to hang out with three
lovely Tremblay ladies

1137
00:50:13,792 --> 00:50:15,011
instead of just one.

1138
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:16,969
Plus I'm sure Sophie
will be home soon.

1139
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:18,623
I don't know about that.

1140
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:23,411
- What don't you know about?
- Ah! [CHUCKLES] It's just...

1141
00:50:24,194 --> 00:50:25,891
When Sophie and Ruby
were together,

1142
00:50:25,978 --> 00:50:27,545
it was like Burning Man
every night.

1143
00:50:28,242 --> 00:50:29,243
So fun.

1144
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:30,679
Juliette...[IN FRENCH] What? It's true.

1145
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:33,334
I lost my virginity
to a Jewish boy.

1146
00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,858
- Mazel tov.
- Mammie...

1147
00:50:37,381 --> 00:50:40,080
MAMMIE: Uno![IN FRENCH]
We're playing hearts, Mammie.

1148
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,518
- [IN ENGLISH] Holy shit!
- What's wrong?

1149
00:50:43,909 --> 00:50:46,086
Um, will you excuse me
for just one second?

1150
00:50:46,216 --> 00:50:48,958
I have to, uh,
use the facilities upstairs.

1151
00:50:49,132 --> 00:50:51,047
Oh, but there's
a bathroom right there.

1152
00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:55,704
Oh, but it's a
<i>petit numéro due...</i>

1153
00:50:55,921 --> 00:50:57,532
[IN FRENCH] Gross.[CHUCKLES]

1154
00:50:57,749 --> 00:50:59,360
He's going for a poop?

1155
00:51:03,929 --> 00:51:05,235
[DRAMATIC TONE PLAYS]

1156
00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:06,802
[IN ENGLISH] No!

1157
00:51:08,325 --> 00:51:09,848
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1158
00:51:10,066 --> 00:51:13,069
You and I haven't really had
a chance to just chat alone yet,

1159
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,201
have we, Mammie?

1160
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:16,333
[IN FRENCH] The Russians
are sending a dog into space.

1161
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,726
[IN ENGLISH]
Yeah, well, they're--

1162
00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:19,293
They're always
doing something up there.

1163
00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:21,251
Um...

1164
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:24,515
If we could just chat
for a second about the ring.

1165
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,300
That's my great-grandmother's.

1166
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:28,824
And I'm... I'm sensitive
to your condition, I really am,

1167
00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:30,478
so, no hard feelings.

1168
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:34,090
But I'm just gonna reach down
and take my ring back, okay?

1169
00:51:34,264 --> 00:51:35,787
So I'm gonna just grab it.

1170
00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,790
- Gordie!
- Hey, man!

1171
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:41,010
[IN FRENCH] Ditch the old ladies
and come get a drink
with the boys.

1172
00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,186
[IN ENGLISH] No, I'm fine.
I'm hanging out with the ladies.

1173
00:51:43,273 --> 00:51:44,318
I'm having a blast.

1174
00:51:44,448 --> 00:51:45,623
[IN FRENCH] Trust me,
you want to come.

1175
00:51:45,971 --> 00:51:48,104
[IN ENGLISH] That's a great idea
you should go and have fun.

1176
00:51:48,452 --> 00:51:49,888
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
Come on, dude.

1177
00:51:51,716 --> 00:51:52,848
[IN ENGLISH] Okay, well...

1178
00:51:53,588 --> 00:51:54,763
To be continued!

1179
00:51:55,981 --> 00:51:57,679
RUBY: What are we drinking next?

1180
00:51:57,983 --> 00:51:59,985
- Shots!
- Fucking shooters, mate.

1181
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,249
Look, quality is everything.

1182
00:52:02,379 --> 00:52:04,642
And if that means importing
my lamb from New Zealand,

1183
00:52:04,729 --> 00:52:05,861
then that's what
I'm going to do.

1184
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:08,385
Are you saying that the lamb
from my father's farm

1185
00:52:08,472 --> 00:52:10,082
is not as good as New Zealand's?

1186
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:12,563
Well. [SCOFFS] I mean,
the difference might be slim,

1187
00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:15,262
but it is the difference between
excellence and perfection.

1188
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:17,002
Yeah, just like
the slim difference

1189
00:52:17,089 --> 00:52:18,787
between being arrogant
and being full of shit?

1190
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:20,354
RUBY: Well,
someone is confident.

1191
00:52:20,484 --> 00:52:21,877
Yeah, 'cause I...[CHUCKLES]

1192
00:52:22,094 --> 00:52:24,923
...I swapped out your lamb today
with meat from my father's farm,

1193
00:52:25,097 --> 00:52:26,882
and someone
didn't seem to notice.

1194
00:52:28,579 --> 00:52:31,060
You absolute assassin.

1195
00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:32,627
[CROWD CHEERING]

1196
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:35,369
[METAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

1197
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:38,023
ONLOOKER: Hey!

1198
00:52:39,677 --> 00:52:42,506
Yo! Hey, Jordan, <i>ostie!</i>

1199
00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:43,855
It's Gordon.

1200
00:52:43,942 --> 00:52:45,988
[IN FRENCH] Put her in
a triangle choke!

1201
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:49,557
[BONE CRACKS][GROANS]

1202
00:52:49,687 --> 00:52:50,775
Oh!

1203
00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:54,344
[IN ENGLISH] You hear that?
That's bone. That's a bone.

1204
00:52:54,431 --> 00:52:57,260
ANNOUNCER: [IN FRENCH]
Give it up for Daphne
the Dolphin Tousignon!

1205
00:52:57,391 --> 00:52:58,566
Daphne!

1206
00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:00,655
I love you!

1207
00:53:00,785 --> 00:53:02,091
[IN ENGLISH]
Is someone gonna help her?

1208
00:53:02,178 --> 00:53:03,571
I'm surprised to see you here.

1209
00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:06,138
Oh no, I love it. I love it.
I love violence of any kind.

1210
00:53:06,313 --> 00:53:08,315
Uh, yeah. Pain is my jam.

1211
00:53:08,445 --> 00:53:09,881
ANNOUNCER: [IN FRENCH]
And now...

1212
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,405
[IN ENGLISH] Light change.

1213
00:53:11,883 --> 00:53:13,320
ANNOUNCER: [IN FRENCH]
...he's big, he's mean
and he's ugly.

1214
00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:15,060
The prince of Granby,

1215
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:18,890
Tony Tonka Begin.

1216
00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:20,675
GORDON: [IN ENGLISH]
Look at the size of that guy!

1217
00:53:21,893 --> 00:53:24,940
ANNOUNCER: [IN FRENCH]
Versus the undefeated champion,
from Quebec...

1218
00:53:25,070 --> 00:53:27,421
[IN ENGLISH] He's pointing
at me. I didn't do anything!

1219
00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:31,903
ANNOUNCER: [IN FRENCH]
Junior Trauma Tremblay!

1220
00:53:32,556 --> 00:53:34,950
- [IN ENGLISH] Come on!
- You're fighting?

1221
00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:38,170
[IN FRENCH] Every Saturday.
Gotta pay the rent.

1222
00:53:38,910 --> 00:53:40,085
[IN ENGLISH] Him?

1223
00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:44,394
Are you out of your mind?[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

1224
00:53:44,829 --> 00:53:46,266
He's like white Shrek!

1225
00:53:46,396 --> 00:53:47,441
Let's go!

1226
00:53:51,575 --> 00:53:53,011
[IN FRENCH] Ready?

1227
00:53:54,012 --> 00:53:55,187
[IN ENGLISH] Fight!

1228
00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:03,848
- Whoa! That was good, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

1229
00:54:07,939 --> 00:54:09,550
<i>Oui!</i>

1230
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:16,861
Oh!

1231
00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:20,561
Fuck yes! David beats Goliath!

1232
00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:23,520
[ALL CHEER]

1233
00:54:23,607 --> 00:54:25,609
[IN FRENCH]
Junior Trauma Tremblay!

1234
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,481
That's my cousin!

1235
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:28,873
Ladies and gentlemen,

1236
00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:32,747
we have a challenger!

1237
00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:34,096
[AIR HORN BLARES]

1238
00:54:34,226 --> 00:54:35,576
[IN ENGLISH]
He's gonna fight somebody else?

1239
00:54:35,793 --> 00:54:41,321
Alphonse the Butcher Tremblay!

1240
00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:44,585
Oh fuck, yes! [LAUGHS]

1241
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,543
Last time they fought,
they ended up in jail, man.

1242
00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:47,892
GORDON: Are you kidding me?

1243
00:54:49,372 --> 00:54:50,982
They can't fight.
They're family.

1244
00:54:51,156 --> 00:54:52,244
[IN FRENCH] They're Tremblays.

1245
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:55,509
[CROWD CHEERING]

1246
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:59,208
If I win, you stay
and work on the farm.

1247
00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:02,907
If you win, you can take
your little English test.

1248
00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:04,344
Bring it on, old man.

1249
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:06,041
I'm gonna wipe
the floor with you.

1250
00:55:07,085 --> 00:55:08,391
[IN ENGLISH] No, false alarm!

1251
00:55:08,522 --> 00:55:11,263
Intermission! Intermission!

1252
00:55:11,394 --> 00:55:15,050
Call it off! Call it off, sorry!
Sorry, you guys cannot fight.

1253
00:55:15,180 --> 00:55:16,356
[IN FRENCH] Stay out of it.

1254
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:17,966
[IN ENGLISH] No, this is my
fault. I'm sorry. My fault.

1255
00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:19,924
[IN FRENCH] All good.[IN ENGLISH]
Violence is not the answer.

1256
00:55:20,098 --> 00:55:22,274
- Think of Sophie, of Ginette.
- It's okay!

1257
00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:23,624
It gonna end up in two seconds.

1258
00:55:24,102 --> 00:55:25,756
GORDON: No.
There's not gonna be a fight.[IN FRENCH] Two seconds?

1259
00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,410
You'll be on the floor
in a second![IN ENGLISH] Just stop!

1260
00:55:27,497 --> 00:55:29,369
[CROWD GROANS]

1261
00:55:30,848 --> 00:55:32,154
[IN FRENCH] Decent knockout.

1262
00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,286
[IN ENGLISH] No!

1263
00:55:35,287 --> 00:55:38,726
Yeah! [LAUGHS][CROWD CHEERING]

1264
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:40,902
[IN FRENCH] Are you sure
you don't want to go

1265
00:55:41,032 --> 00:55:43,600
- to the hospital?
- No. No, no.

1266
00:55:44,122 --> 00:55:45,689
It's just a little headache.

1267
00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,430
[IN ENGLISH] Again,
I'm so sorry, Alphonse.

1268
00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,693
No, no, don't be sorry.
It's their fault.

1269
00:55:49,867 --> 00:55:51,086
[IN FRENCH] Mom...

1270
00:55:51,434 --> 00:55:53,784
[IN ENGLISH]
- But Gordon did knock him out.
- Very accidentally.

1271
00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:55,133
Still, you delivered the blow.

1272
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:57,092
The good news is
that father and son

1273
00:55:57,179 --> 00:55:59,050
avoided going at it
in the kumite.

1274
00:55:59,137 --> 00:56:00,400
I have even better news.

1275
00:56:00,878 --> 00:56:02,097
I have a surprise

1276
00:56:02,227 --> 00:56:04,447
that will certainly
get you fixed up in no time.

1277
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:07,015
Drum roll.[BANGING ON TABLE]

1278
00:56:07,102 --> 00:56:08,495
It's an expression.
You don't...

1279
00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:10,235
I have spoken to the network,

1280
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:13,151
and we would be thrilled
to shoot an episode

1281
00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:17,329
of <i>Ruby in Your Pantry</i>
right here on your family farm!

1282
00:56:17,547 --> 00:56:19,419
I mean, great exposure
for the greatest lamb

1283
00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:22,073
- in the world. Am I right?
- I don't know what to say!

1284
00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:23,510
Well, say <i>oui, ma chérie!</i>

1285
00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:24,859
SOPHIE: Thank you so much![LAUGHS]

1286
00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:26,121
Wow...

1287
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,688
- Wow!
- SOPHIE: Thank you so much!

1288
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:31,735
- Can I be on TV, too?
- Oh, but of course,
it's your farm! [LAUGHS]

1289
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,085
JULIETTE: [IN FRENCH] This is
the best news in the world.

1290
00:56:34,651 --> 00:56:36,000
You have to lend me
some clothes.

1291
00:56:37,262 --> 00:56:38,742
[IN ENGLISH]
I'm excited about it, too.

1292
00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:43,704
Of course she drives a Jag.

1293
00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:46,881
Bye! Love your pirate's blouse.

1294
00:56:50,406 --> 00:56:51,538
Wow!

1295
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:53,540
This turned out to be
such a great night, right?

1296
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:54,628
GORDON: Oh, it was fabulous!

1297
00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:56,281
You got drunk
with your ex-girlfriend,

1298
00:56:56,368 --> 00:56:57,805
and I knocked out your father.

1299
00:56:58,501 --> 00:56:59,981
- And that's my fault?
- GORDON: Yeah, it is.

1300
00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:01,722
Because if you hadn't
stood me up again,

1301
00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:02,897
I wouldn't have been invited

1302
00:57:03,114 --> 00:57:05,421
to family fucking fight club
or whatever that was.

1303
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,728
Okay, you know what?
I don't want to do this tonight.

1304
00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:09,294
Well, you know what? I do.

1305
00:57:10,295 --> 00:57:12,428
I'm just saying, if you look
at things from my point of view,

1306
00:57:12,515 --> 00:57:13,951
it feels like I can't
do anything right,

1307
00:57:14,299 --> 00:57:16,693
unlike Ruby, who can do
absolutely no wrong.

1308
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,347
I can't believe
you're making this about you

1309
00:57:18,434 --> 00:57:20,958
when her show can save this farm
from going out of business.

1310
00:57:21,045 --> 00:57:22,438
Going out of business?
What are you talking about?

1311
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,309
- Going out of business?
- My dad told me

1312
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,573
that they're on the brink
of bankruptcy, okay?

1313
00:57:27,138 --> 00:57:28,270
Ruby is just trying to help.

1314
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:30,141
So, you told Ruby,
but you didn't tell me?

1315
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:32,056
I've been spending
more time with her.

1316
00:57:32,143 --> 00:57:33,449
I haven't seen you
as much, come on.

1317
00:57:33,536 --> 00:57:34,885
GORDON: Really?
I hadn't noticed.

1318
00:57:34,972 --> 00:57:36,452
Oh, my God!

1319
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:39,281
[SIGHS] All right,
you know what?

1320
00:57:39,411 --> 00:57:41,370
It's been a long week.
Let's just get some sleep.

1321
00:57:41,457 --> 00:57:43,503
You've been reading
way too much into this.

1322
00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:46,680
You're right, I'm sorry.

1323
00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:50,945
I should be happy for you guys.
I didn't know that. I'm sorry.

1324
00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:52,773
I just miss you.

1325
00:57:53,338 --> 00:57:54,601
I miss you too, honey.

1326
00:57:55,558 --> 00:57:57,778
- I love you.
- SOPHIE: I love you, too.

1327
00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,227
MAMMIE: Psst! Hey!

1328
00:58:14,272 --> 00:58:16,710
[IN FRENCH] A big snowstorm
is coming.

1329
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,973
[IN ENGLISH] All right, I'll-
I'll take her back to bed.

1330
00:58:19,103 --> 00:58:20,670
No, you know what?
Let me, let me.

1331
00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:21,932
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.

1332
00:58:22,019 --> 00:58:22,890
Come on, you're tired.

1333
00:58:23,107 --> 00:58:24,326
Let me do one thing right
in this house.

1334
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,762
- All right.
- I got it.

1335
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:27,503
Hey, Mammie.

1336
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:32,160
Let's get you back to bed
before the storm hits, okay?

1337
00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,857
I got you.

1338
00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,424
All right, Mammie.

1339
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:37,861
There you go.

1340
00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:42,257
Time to count some sheep before
your son slaughters them all.

1341
00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:45,260
[MAMMIE SNORING SOFTLY]

1342
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,655
I do need to get
my ring back, though, Mammie.

1343
00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:51,962
Just while you're dozing...

1344
00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:58,229
[MOANS, SNORES]

1345
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,535
Farmer knuckles!

1346
00:59:00,492 --> 00:59:01,624
Come on...

1347
00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:08,718
<i>♪ Dormez-vous, dormez-vous? ♪</i>

1348
00:59:08,805 --> 00:59:12,896
Oh, hey! She wandered
into our room, sweet old gal.

1349
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:15,290
I think
she was probably sleepwalking.

1350
00:59:16,726 --> 00:59:19,729
I've been tasked
with putting her down again.

1351
00:59:20,251 --> 00:59:25,126
<i>♪ Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines ♪</i>

1352
00:59:25,909 --> 00:59:27,737
<i>♪ Ding, dang, dong</i>

1353
00:59:29,434 --> 00:59:31,132
You can close it out
if you want to.

1354
00:59:31,828 --> 00:59:33,177
[IN FRENCH] Yeah, yeah,
ding dang dong.

1355
00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:35,876
[IN ENGLISH]
We did it. We did it.

1356
00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:38,530
Sweet dreams, Mammie.

1357
00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:40,750
I'll just get by you.

1358
00:59:41,272 --> 00:59:42,578
Do you want me
to sing to your baby?

1359
00:59:42,665 --> 00:59:44,014
- Oh, I'm good.
- Okay.

1360
00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:47,539
[IN FRENCH] What a weirdo.

1361
00:59:49,106 --> 00:59:50,281
GINETTE: Oh!

1362
00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:55,330
Gordon's dad writes
with a lot of...

1363
00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:58,202
[IN ENGLISH] ...eroticism.

1364
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:03,120
[IN FRENCH] What do you think
of Sophie and Ruby?

1365
01:00:03,686 --> 01:00:07,168
Oh. I think they have a
good professional relationship.

1366
01:00:07,298 --> 01:00:09,692
Not professionally.
You know what I mean.

1367
01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:11,825
They were perfect together.

1368
01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:14,871
No, they weren't
perfect together at all.

1369
01:00:15,524 --> 01:00:17,657
And besides,
Sophie is happy with Gordon.

1370
01:00:18,135 --> 01:00:19,223
Sophie will be happy

1371
01:00:19,310 --> 01:00:20,964
if she gets the job
at the Frontenac.

1372
01:00:21,573 --> 01:00:23,140
Hey, stay out of it.

1373
01:00:24,489 --> 01:00:26,448
Don't look at me like that.
I'm just saying.

1374
01:00:26,535 --> 01:00:27,667
Mm.

1375
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:34,978
Well, I'm just saying,
when I'm done with Peter's book,

1376
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:38,939
you should give it a read
and take some notes.

1377
01:00:42,899 --> 01:00:44,292
[IN ENGLISH]
We gotta talk, Coucou![COUCOU HONKS]

1378
01:00:44,379 --> 01:00:45,946
["J'T'AIME COMME UN FOU"
PLAYING]

1379
01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:47,512
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
<i>Say it again,</i>

1380
01:00:47,643 --> 01:00:49,036
because I'm totally lost.

1381
01:00:49,558 --> 01:00:50,951
[IN ENGLISH]
It's a rule of thumb, okay?

1382
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,389
I before E, except after C

1383
01:00:54,911 --> 01:00:58,828
or when sounding as A
as in "Neighbor" or "Weigh."

1384
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:02,484
You know what? Forget about it.
Can we take a break?

1385
01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:05,443
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH] You okay,
Gordie? You look tired.

1386
01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:06,662
[IN ENGLISH] I am tired, man.

1387
01:01:06,749 --> 01:01:08,490
I'm frankly very tired
of my girlfriend

1388
01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:09,665
spending every single night

1389
01:01:09,752 --> 01:01:11,232
until 2:00 in the morning
with Ruby,

1390
01:01:11,362 --> 01:01:12,755
drinking and laughing

1391
01:01:12,842 --> 01:01:14,583
and doing all the things
in my mind

1392
01:01:14,670 --> 01:01:16,585
that I pray to God
they're not doing.

1393
01:01:18,456 --> 01:01:19,849
[IN FRENCH] I know a guy.

1394
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:22,678
For a thousand bucks, he can...

1395
01:01:23,853 --> 01:01:25,637
[IN ENGLISH] ...smash her legs,

1396
01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:28,118
like, you know,
like Tonya Harding.

1397
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:31,556
First of all,
very well-crafted sentence.

1398
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,471
But I am gonna pass.

1399
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:36,213
[CELLPHONE RINGS, VIBRATES]

1400
01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:37,388
Hey.

1401
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:39,782
Guess what? Best news ever!

1402
01:01:39,869 --> 01:01:41,871
Ruby has to do a reshoot
for her show,

1403
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:45,396
which means
I have the night off.

1404
01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:47,747
GORDON: <i>Are you serious?</i> Yeah, baby!

1405
01:01:47,921 --> 01:01:51,098
I'm on my way.
Junior, class dismissed.

1406
01:01:51,707 --> 01:01:54,275
[IN FRENCH] Wait, what was
the song with all the letters?

1407
01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:59,497
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING][INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1408
01:02:06,983 --> 01:02:08,289
[IN FRENCH] Pardon me, sir,

1409
01:02:08,811 --> 01:02:09,986
French or English?

1410
01:02:10,073 --> 01:02:12,336
<i>Anglais.</i>[IN ENGLISH] Okay, um...

1411
01:02:12,554 --> 01:02:14,469
would you mind
taking my picture?

1412
01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:16,819
I, uh, I have to send it
to my super-hot boyfriend

1413
01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,212
who's been desperately lonely.

1414
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:21,345
Why don't you forget about him
and fall in love

1415
01:02:21,432 --> 01:02:24,522
with a very handsome
English teacher from Brooklyn?

1416
01:02:24,696 --> 01:02:26,786
Okay! [LAUGHS][GORDON LAUGHS]

1417
01:02:27,743 --> 01:02:29,789
You look amazing.
- This is so pretty.
- Thank you,

1418
01:02:29,919 --> 01:02:31,921
- thank you, thank you. So do you.
- GORDON: Wow!

1419
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:33,488
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.

1420
01:02:33,618 --> 01:02:34,706
[LAUGHS]

1421
01:02:56,467 --> 01:02:58,861
It's not the kind of cooking
I really ever thought I'd do,

1422
01:02:58,948 --> 01:03:01,733
but I'm getting into it.
And I mean...

1423
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,302
living in this city,
with my family,

1424
01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:06,738
it really would be amazing.

1425
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:08,175
I think you're
gonna get the job.

1426
01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:12,179
- I don't have it yet.
- Baby, you're gonna get the job.

1427
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:15,095
[IN FRENCH] Okay,
whatever. Sir...

1428
01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:17,053
[IN ENGLISH] I have a surprise
for you.

1429
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:20,230
I got the Château
to comp us a room tonight.

1430
01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:21,623
Shut up!

1431
01:03:21,753 --> 01:03:23,233
- Are you serious?
- SOPHIE: Mm.

1432
01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:25,627
I am gonna miss sleeping
in that waterbed, though.

1433
01:03:25,888 --> 01:03:27,629
I don't think we'll be
doing too much sleeping.

1434
01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:29,892
- What are we gonna be doing?
- I don't know.

1435
01:03:30,023 --> 01:03:32,808
Bingeing a series? [LAUGHS][LAUGHS]

1436
01:03:33,069 --> 01:03:34,679
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1437
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:40,555
SOPHIE: You're gonna love her.

1438
01:03:40,685 --> 01:03:42,470
Did I ever tell you
that she's the first person

1439
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:43,601
- to make me a sous-chef?
- GORDON: No.

1440
01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:44,733
SOPHIE: Yeah!

1441
01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:47,910
Sophie! <i>Allô!</i>[GASPS]

1442
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:49,433
[IN FRENCH] You're here!

1443
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,566
You haven't changed a bit.

1444
01:03:51,696 --> 01:03:52,828
You either.

1445
01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,699
[GASPS] It's so good to see you.

1446
01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:56,310
I want you
to meet my boyfriend, Gordon. <i>Enchanté.</i>

1447
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,138
A pleasure to meet you.

1448
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,401
- Let me get you a table.
- SOPHIE: <i>Merci!</i>

1449
01:04:02,055 --> 01:04:04,144
It's crazy. Nothing's changed!

1450
01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:06,233
<i>Merci! Bon appétit.</i>

1451
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:10,498
[IN ENGLISH] Mm. By the way,
you can order anything you want,

1452
01:04:10,672 --> 01:04:12,979
because dinner is on the house.

1453
01:04:14,197 --> 01:04:15,590
Look at this! What?

1454
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,027
Oh, yay! You know what?

1455
01:04:18,114 --> 01:04:19,202
No, I'll pour it.
You don't have to.

1456
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,551
Thank you so much.
<i>Merci beaucoup.</i>

1457
01:04:20,725 --> 01:04:22,510
SOPHIE: <i>Merci!</i> Look at you!

1458
01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:27,471
Baby, come on, free champagne
and free dinner, and free hotel.

1459
01:04:27,776 --> 01:04:30,561
I'm blown away. You are
the queen of Quebec City.

1460
01:04:30,822 --> 01:04:33,477
- And you are my king, monsieur.
- GORDON: Oh, thank you, darling.

1461
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:38,091
Um, before we toast
to this great night,

1462
01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:39,831
I just wanted to let you know

1463
01:04:39,962 --> 01:04:41,964
that I see how supportive
you've been,

1464
01:04:42,138 --> 01:04:44,445
and it's meant so much to me.

1465
01:04:44,575 --> 01:04:47,839
There you are!
The woman I have been hunting.

1466
01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:50,016
SOPHIE: Ruby, I... I thought
you were shooting.

1467
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,453
Oh, that's why they call me
the one-take wonder, darling.

1468
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,368
I spoke to your dad,
and he told me

1469
01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:55,586
you guys
were having dinner here.

1470
01:04:55,804 --> 01:04:58,024
- Oh! <i>Allô,</i> Solange, babe!
- Hi, Ruby!

1471
01:04:58,198 --> 01:05:00,896
I wanted you to meet
my good friend, Avi Donaldson.

1472
01:05:00,983 --> 01:05:02,376
Good friend? Best friend.

1473
01:05:02,637 --> 01:05:04,813
After all the reviews
I've written for her, Jesus.

1474
01:05:05,031 --> 01:05:06,641
RUBY: It's true.
I'm sorry. My bestie

1475
01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:09,644
and the most important
food critic in London.

1476
01:05:09,774 --> 01:05:11,515
His wit is as cutting
as his reviews.

1477
01:05:11,602 --> 01:05:13,865
Mademoiselle. My God!

1478
01:05:13,996 --> 01:05:16,303
You are even more
stunning than she rhapsodized.

1479
01:05:16,433 --> 01:05:18,087
RUBY: Obviously,
I've been chatting you up.

1480
01:05:18,435 --> 01:05:20,568
Mind if we join you guys
for a quick drink?

1481
01:05:22,570 --> 01:05:24,964
SOPHIE: Um, it's just that--It's just that what?

1482
01:05:25,181 --> 01:05:27,444
Nothing. I mean, a drink
sounds really nice,

1483
01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:28,619
right, Gordon?

1484
01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:31,448
It does sound nice,
but this is a two-top,

1485
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:32,754
and with the fire code,

1486
01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:35,757
I'm a little concerned
about exiting safely.

1487
01:05:35,887 --> 01:05:38,412
Oh, don't worry, Gordie.
We won't stay long.

1488
01:05:38,629 --> 01:05:41,241
He's got a flight to catch.
Carpe diem, as the Latins say.

1489
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,200
- Carpe fucking diem.
- Whoo! [CHUCKLES] Ladies!

1490
01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:48,552
- Excuse my reach.
- I could have passed it, bro.

1491
01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:50,815
What are we drinking to?

1492
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,601
Well, not to make
tonight about me... Please do.

1493
01:05:53,731 --> 01:05:55,907
I'm about to close
a five-year deal

1494
01:05:56,038 --> 01:05:58,562
with a major streamer
who shall remain nameless.

1495
01:05:58,649 --> 01:05:59,650
Rhymes with Petflix.

1496
01:05:59,737 --> 01:06:00,738
Hulu.

1497
01:06:00,825 --> 01:06:02,349
- No, it's Netflix.
- Ah!

1498
01:06:02,479 --> 01:06:05,656
Which will put us in over
200 million homes worldwide.

1499
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:07,745
Are you serious?
- That's... that's fantastic!
- Mm-hmm.

1500
01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,225
It's bloody brilliant!

1501
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:10,966
And we are almost out of bubbly.

1502
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:13,055
Well, we had plenty
until you poured two thermoses

1503
01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:15,405
over there.
We're gonna actually order

1504
01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:19,540
- some appetizers, right, baby?
- Thank God. I am famished.
Mademoiselle! [CLICKS FINGERS]

1505
01:06:19,627 --> 01:06:21,716
Right away. I'm not a figment
of your imagination.

1506
01:06:22,151 --> 01:06:24,501
Uh, 36 oysters.

1507
01:06:25,111 --> 01:06:27,591
Don't fob us off with any
of that Nova Scotia bullshit.

1508
01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:29,506
- I want Prince Edward Island.
- Malpeques, babe.

1509
01:06:30,159 --> 01:06:32,422
We can do separate checks,
not everyone together.

1510
01:06:32,553 --> 01:06:33,771
- He's joking, right?
- Yeah.

1511
01:06:34,163 --> 01:06:35,991
Of course he's fucking joking.
You are joking?

1512
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:37,384
Yeah, I'm joking.

1513
01:06:37,601 --> 01:06:39,473
- Hilarious. Cheers!
- To jokes!

1514
01:06:39,864 --> 01:06:40,865
AVI: To jokes.

1515
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,693
SOPHIE: Ah, so funny!

1516
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,131
So, we hadn't caught
anything in hours,

1517
01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:48,308
when Ruby suddenly notices
something bobbing in the water.

1518
01:06:48,612 --> 01:06:52,573
It was a dolphin that was caught
in some old fishing net.

1519
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,270
The poor thing had been
struggling for days,

1520
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:55,402
if not weeks.

1521
01:06:55,576 --> 01:06:57,795
Have you ever seen
an emaciated dolphin?

1522
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:00,059
- No.
- It's awful.

1523
01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:02,191
Like models in the '90s.

1524
01:07:02,539 --> 01:07:05,151
I mean, attractive, obviously,
but deeply unhealthy.

1525
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:09,111
Anyway, um,
without batting an eye,

1526
01:07:09,242 --> 01:07:10,678
Aqua Girl over here... RUBY: Oh, stop it.

1527
01:07:10,808 --> 01:07:12,593
No, but keep going.
It's a great story.

1528
01:07:12,984 --> 01:07:15,422
...dove into
the frigid Atlantic,

1529
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:18,294
cutting free
the majestic cetacean.

1530
01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:19,861
- It was the right thing to do.
- Yeah.

1531
01:07:19,991 --> 01:07:21,341
Fuck me, it was incredible.[RUBY CHUCKLES]

1532
01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:23,473
It swam alongside
the boat for hours,

1533
01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:26,433
just grateful to be alive
'cause of this goddess.

1534
01:07:26,824 --> 01:07:28,087
Well, I think
it had more to do

1535
01:07:28,217 --> 01:07:29,610
with the mackerel
we were feeding it.

1536
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,700
Or because the DJ on board
was absolutely crushing it.

1537
01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:35,616
Oh, they really were.
They were really good, yeah.

1538
01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:37,052
Anyway, enough
of Ruby's heroics.

1539
01:07:37,183 --> 01:07:38,575
Gordon, I'm being so rude.

1540
01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:40,229
I haven't asked
what it is you do.

1541
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:44,538
- Oh, um, I'm an academic.
- Oh, a professor!

1542
01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:47,715
Pray tell us, which university's
hallowed halls

1543
01:07:47,845 --> 01:07:49,238
do you grace with your insights?

1544
01:07:49,412 --> 01:07:50,935
- I teach eight grade English.
- SOPHIE: Yeah.

1545
01:07:51,153 --> 01:07:53,677
Teacher of the year,
two years in a row.

1546
01:07:53,808 --> 01:07:54,852
Hey, that's not nothing.

1547
01:07:55,331 --> 01:07:57,855
Man, I was a terrible student.
Kicked out of high school.

1548
01:07:58,029 --> 01:07:59,683
But I think we can all agree

1549
01:07:59,770 --> 01:08:01,946
that traditional schooling
is a bit antiquated.

1550
01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:03,644
Oh, yeah... Oh, Sophie didn't tell me

1551
01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:05,602
you were also an expert
in education reform.

1552
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:08,475
[CHUCKLES] Come on, Gordon.

1553
01:08:08,692 --> 01:08:10,433
I'm not trying
to shit on your job.

1554
01:08:10,564 --> 01:08:12,827
I'm just saying
that there are other ways

1555
01:08:12,914 --> 01:08:15,699
to forge a path to success.
Exhibit A.

1556
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,223
And what an exhibit it is!

1557
01:08:17,353 --> 01:08:19,616
Excuse me, I'm gonna go
forge a path to the urinal.

1558
01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:22,576
Okay.

1559
01:08:22,706 --> 01:08:24,099
Is he mad at us?

1560
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,276
[DOOR OPENS][AVI SIGHS DEEPLY]

1561
01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:29,409
[SOFT JAZZ PLAYING OVER STEREO]

1562
01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:30,671
[SIGHS]

1563
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:31,889
[URINE TRICKLING]

1564
01:08:31,976 --> 01:08:34,022
Oh, fucking asparagus!

1565
01:08:34,979 --> 01:08:36,546
It must have been in the potage.

1566
01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:39,419
- What's potage?
- Soup.

1567
01:08:40,637 --> 01:08:41,943
Come on, mate.

1568
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,858
Well, it looks like
I'm missing my flight.

1569
01:08:43,988 --> 01:08:45,729
Yeah, so much
for that quick drink, huh?

1570
01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:47,383
[WATER FLUSHES]

1571
01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,124
Free word of advice, friend.[PANTS ZIP]

1572
01:08:49,472 --> 01:08:52,171
I don't know you very well,
but Ruby, I do know.

1573
01:08:52,301 --> 01:08:53,650
And let me tell you,

1574
01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:56,262
when a woman like that
sets her sights on something,

1575
01:08:56,392 --> 01:08:58,786
she always gets what she wants.

1576
01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:01,441
What is that supposed to mean?
Did she say something to you?

1577
01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:03,791
A woman like that doesn't
need to say much, does she?

1578
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:08,056
- That's even more cryptic.
- Is it? Is it?

1579
01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:14,671
He's right.

1580
01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:16,325
You gotta do it tonight.

1581
01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:19,894
You don't need a ring.

1582
01:09:21,025 --> 01:09:22,201
You don't need
her father's blessing.

1583
01:09:22,331 --> 01:09:23,854
You just need
the balls to do it.

1584
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:27,902
Carpe fucking diem. Let's go.

1585
01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:31,514
Sophie, there's something
I want to ask you.

1586
01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:33,603
What's wrong? What happened?

1587
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:38,565
It's Mammie. [SOBS] She's dead.

1588
01:09:39,261 --> 01:09:41,089
[QUIETLY] No!

1589
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:43,526
- Oh, my God!
- GORDON: Oh...

1590
01:09:44,962 --> 01:09:45,920
Are we sure?

1591
01:09:52,883 --> 01:09:54,668
[IN FRENCH] They're picking up
her body in an hour.

1592
01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:57,627
[IN ENGLISH] They're coming
to get her already?[SOBS]

1593
01:09:57,801 --> 01:09:59,020
GORDON: I thought
we had more time.

1594
01:10:01,718 --> 01:10:02,893
But we don't.

1595
01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:08,769
Uh, babe, you look chilly.

1596
01:10:08,899 --> 01:10:10,292
Let me just
grab you a sweater, okay?

1597
01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:12,338
- Yeah. Thanks, babe.
- GORDON: Okay. I love you.

1598
01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:16,603
[SOPHIE SNIFFLES]

1599
01:10:17,299 --> 01:10:18,953
[IN FRENCH] At least you got
to see her before she died.

1600
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,128
<i>Oui.</i>

1601
01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:26,265
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1602
01:10:31,748 --> 01:10:32,836
[SIGHS]

1603
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,098
[IN ENGLISH] This is crazy.

1604
01:10:36,405 --> 01:10:37,406
Gotta get the ring.

1605
01:10:37,493 --> 01:10:38,929
It's for Sophie, Mammie.
I'm so sorry.

1606
01:10:40,844 --> 01:10:42,193
Work with me, okay, on this?

1607
01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:44,718
[GRUNTS]

1608
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:47,982
[GRUNTS][THUD]

1609
01:10:48,112 --> 01:10:49,462
[CLATTERING]

1610
01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:54,249
Oh! Your lips are so cold.

1611
01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:56,077
[THUDS]

1612
01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:57,774
Yes!

1613
01:10:59,428 --> 01:11:01,691
[GRUNTS]

1614
01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:07,784
[GRUNTS]

1615
01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:17,490
[BONE CRACKS]
Oh!

1616
01:11:18,099 --> 01:11:19,666
[DOOR HANDLE TURNING]

1617
01:11:23,147 --> 01:11:24,192
Hey.[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

1618
01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:26,499
- What's going on?
- GORDON: I'm just paying
my respects.

1619
01:11:27,151 --> 01:11:29,806
She's been so kind to me
ever since I got here, so...

1620
01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:31,286
Mm-hmm.

1621
01:11:37,248 --> 01:11:38,554
She looks so peaceful, you know?

1622
01:11:38,815 --> 01:11:41,514
Yeah, that's how she's been
since I've been here, just...

1623
01:11:41,818 --> 01:11:43,124
just resting in peace.

1624
01:11:45,082 --> 01:11:46,388
It's hard to lose a mother.

1625
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,130
I do know that.

1626
01:11:49,913 --> 01:11:53,221
[CHURCH BELL RINGS]

1627
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:57,747
PRIEST: [IN FRENCH] And we shall
always remember Eleanore

1628
01:11:57,921 --> 01:11:59,749
for her enduring faith.

1629
01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:03,797
In the name
of the Father, the Son

1630
01:12:03,884 --> 01:12:05,276
and the Holy Ghost, amen.

1631
01:12:05,407 --> 01:12:06,539
[SCATTERED] Amen.

1632
01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:09,368
Would anyone like
to say a few words?

1633
01:12:09,759 --> 01:12:11,544
[IN ENGLISH] Oh, I'd like to
share something, Father.

1634
01:12:14,198 --> 01:12:17,376
Um, I am a woman of few words.

1635
01:12:17,506 --> 01:12:18,638
Then just shut up.

1636
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,335
It's a little something
I wrote last night,

1637
01:12:20,422 --> 01:12:22,555
so just bear with me.

1638
01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:27,386
[VOCALIZES]

1639
01:12:34,697 --> 01:12:37,352
<i>♪ Whoa, yeah</i>

1640
01:12:37,874 --> 01:12:38,962
Imagine strings.

1641
01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:42,836
[WHISPERS IN FRENCH] Beautiful. <i>♪ She's standing at the gate</i>

1642
01:12:43,402 --> 01:12:46,317
<i>♪ Saint Peter by her side... ♪</i>

1643
01:12:47,057 --> 01:12:49,190
- [IN ENGLISH] What's happening?
- She's singing.

1644
01:12:49,451 --> 01:12:51,018
I know. I'm just...
It's so beautiful.

1645
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:52,933
Right.

1646
01:12:53,063 --> 01:12:56,110
<i>♪ Looking down from the skies ♪</i>

1647
01:12:56,284 --> 01:13:00,854
<i>♪ She's in heaven ♪</i>

1648
01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:03,334
<i>♪ But she</i>

1649
01:13:04,161 --> 01:13:07,730
<i>♪ She couldn't wait ♪</i>[SOBS]

1650
01:13:08,165 --> 01:13:11,865
<i>♪ To be an angel ♪</i>

1651
01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:13,344
[IN FRENCH]
She's better than Céline.

1652
01:13:16,565 --> 01:13:17,871
SOPHIE: [IN ENGLISH]
Thank you for the song.

1653
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,176
It was really gorgeous.

1654
01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:20,439
Beautiful.

1655
01:13:20,526 --> 01:13:22,441
Yeah, anytime.
I'm here for you.

1656
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,399
Bring it in.

1657
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,967
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

1658
01:13:27,315 --> 01:13:30,840
Yeah. I've been selling weed,
like, since I was a little kid.

1659
01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:33,713
- Oh, congrats.
- They called me
the Cowboy du Cannabis.

1660
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:36,019
[IN FRENCH] We had T-shirts
and everything. It was sick.

1661
01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:38,631
[IN ENGLISH] But then
the government made it legal,

1662
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:39,980
which sucked huge.

1663
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:41,721
[IN FRENCH]
Fucking Canada.

1664
01:13:43,549 --> 01:13:46,682
You know heaven?
What are the rules?

1665
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:49,468
Because, between you and me,

1666
01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:51,948
I've done
some pretty bad things.

1667
01:13:54,690 --> 01:13:57,519
But if I become a cop,
I can help people. Huh?

1668
01:13:59,782 --> 01:14:00,870
Here.

1669
01:14:02,045 --> 01:14:03,960
- Her recipe book.
- GINETTE: <i>Oui.</i>

1670
01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:09,009
[CHUCKLES][SOBS]

1671
01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:11,054
It'll bring you luck.

1672
01:14:11,228 --> 01:14:12,273
[CHUCKLES]

1673
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,927
What about me?
What do I get?

1674
01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:17,713
You? [PUFFS]
You got her breasts.

1675
01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:19,933
Last thing.

1676
01:14:21,848 --> 01:14:22,936
A threesome.

1677
01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,808
Is it okay,
if everyone's Catholic?

1678
01:14:27,984 --> 01:14:29,464
[IN ENGLISH] I'm still
- in agriculture.
- Good.

1679
01:14:29,551 --> 01:14:30,639
Don't you worry.

1680
01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:32,467
I have a small grow-op
of coniferous trees.

1681
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,599
Oh, cool!

1682
01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:35,470
[IN FRENCH]
Christmas is huge in Quebec.

1683
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:36,950
[IN ENGLISH] Yeah,
Christmas is pretty big

1684
01:14:37,037 --> 01:14:38,429
in New York City as well.

1685
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,779
Oh yeah? You want a tree?

1686
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:41,520
No, thank you. It's July.

1687
01:14:41,650 --> 01:14:43,652
Exactly.
Give you a good price!

1688
01:14:51,878 --> 01:14:53,183
Quite a performance.

1689
01:14:53,532 --> 01:14:54,968
Oh, it was a straight
from the heart.

1690
01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:56,622
It wasn't even rehearsed.

1691
01:14:56,752 --> 01:14:57,884
Yeah, I could tell.

1692
01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:01,496
Uh, listen, I don't want
to overstep any boundaries,

1693
01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:04,891
but I do think
it's probably a good idea

1694
01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,501
to go ahead
and cancel the shoot.

1695
01:15:08,024 --> 01:15:09,722
I think it would
give those of us

1696
01:15:09,809 --> 01:15:11,201
who are actually in the family

1697
01:15:11,288 --> 01:15:15,684
a little... a little space
to grieve, you know,

1698
01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:20,471
in private, without the circus
of a reality television show.

1699
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:22,517
Nah. The show must go on.

1700
01:15:22,778 --> 01:15:24,998
That's not really a thing.

1701
01:15:25,128 --> 01:15:27,435
That's a saying
they use in show business.

1702
01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:29,002
It's, uh, not something

1703
01:15:29,132 --> 01:15:31,961
that applies
to real-world tragedy.

1704
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:34,181
We're in the middle of a...

1705
01:15:34,311 --> 01:15:35,312
[SIGHS]

1706
01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:37,793
Alphie, you poor man.

1707
01:15:38,620 --> 01:15:39,621
I'm sorry to interrupt.

1708
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:40,709
Oh, no.

1709
01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:44,234
Um, but I've been giving it
a lot of thought,

1710
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,585
and maybe we should reschedule.

1711
01:15:47,498 --> 01:15:49,849
We'll give your family
the appropriate amount of time

1712
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:53,548
to grieve without the circus
of reality television.

1713
01:15:55,419 --> 01:15:57,073
That is so considerate of you.

1714
01:15:57,552 --> 01:15:59,510
Yeah, sounds a bit like
what I just said

1715
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:00,686
two seconds ago in the kitchen.

1716
01:16:00,773 --> 01:16:02,731
Ruby's right, Dad.
We should reschedule.

1717
01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:05,038
Yeah, Ruby said it,
but I... I said it to Ruby,

1718
01:16:05,168 --> 01:16:06,169
and now you know it,

1719
01:16:06,561 --> 01:16:08,302
and now she sort of
disseminated it to the group.

1720
01:16:08,432 --> 01:16:09,912
And now I think
we're all on the same page

1721
01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,654
that the appropriate thing
is to have some time to grieve.

1722
01:16:14,221 --> 01:16:15,352
No.

1723
01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:19,008
[IN FRENCH] No. The farm,
the land, it was her life.

1724
01:16:19,095 --> 01:16:20,967
She'd want us to do it.

1725
01:16:22,098 --> 01:16:23,143
[IN ENGLISH]
The show must go on.

1726
01:16:23,273 --> 01:16:24,448
It really must!

1727
01:16:25,232 --> 01:16:26,755
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1728
01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:30,063
- Hi, Gordie.
- Mm.

1729
01:16:31,673 --> 01:16:33,414
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
Don't sweat it, Gordie.

1730
01:16:33,936 --> 01:16:35,503
[CONTINUES IN FRENCH]

1731
01:16:36,504 --> 01:16:39,420
[IN ENGLISH] Flow like, uh,
water. <i>Comme</i> Bruce Lee.

1732
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,857
[ZEN STING PLAYS]

1733
01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:43,990
I liked
your Tonya Harding idea better.

1734
01:16:45,469 --> 01:16:47,820
We're gonna do things
a little differently today,

1735
01:16:47,950 --> 01:16:50,779
seeing as that our host's pantry
is an entire farm.

1736
01:16:51,084 --> 01:16:52,563
And not just any plot of land,

1737
01:16:52,694 --> 01:16:55,001
but the greatest supplier
of organic meats

1738
01:16:55,088 --> 01:16:56,393
on this side of the world.

1739
01:16:56,742 --> 01:17:00,006
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Tremblay family!

1740
01:17:00,136 --> 01:17:02,530
Say <i>"bonjour,"</i>
you French Canadian phenoms.

1741
01:17:02,704 --> 01:17:04,314
ALL: <i>Bonjour!</i>[IN FRENCH] Hi, everyone!

1742
01:17:04,793 --> 01:17:06,490
We're gonna start things off
with a duck hunt

1743
01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:07,840
with this gorgeous fam,

1744
01:17:08,014 --> 01:17:09,580
followed by a confit
I will prepare

1745
01:17:09,711 --> 01:17:11,147
with the daughter
of these lands,

1746
01:17:11,234 --> 01:17:13,541
chef extraordinaire,
Sophie Tremblay.

1747
01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:15,282
That's my girlfriend.[VASE CLATTERS]

1748
01:17:15,978 --> 01:17:18,024
- RUBY: What do you say, Sophie?
- I say
let's get out of the pantry

1749
01:17:18,154 --> 01:17:20,591
and shoot some birds. [CHUCKLES]
Bang, bang!

1750
01:17:20,722 --> 01:17:22,985
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING][RIFLE COCKS]

1751
01:17:24,334 --> 01:17:25,596
JUNIOR: Pow, pow, pow!

1752
01:17:26,206 --> 01:17:27,250
Oh, boy!

1753
01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:28,687
JUNIOR: Oh, no![GUN COCKS]

1754
01:17:28,817 --> 01:17:29,862
Good day for it, huh?

1755
01:17:30,776 --> 01:17:32,299
[LAUGHS]

1756
01:17:33,169 --> 01:17:35,650
- Hey, hey, hey!
- PATRICE: [IN FRENCH] Why did you
dress up as a traffic cone, bro?

1757
01:17:35,824 --> 01:17:38,174
[IN ENGLISH] What, um...
- What are you wearing?
- What? Is the hat too much?

1758
01:17:38,261 --> 01:17:39,349
SOPHIE: No, no, you just...

1759
01:17:39,523 --> 01:17:41,177
look like you're gonna repair
a cell tower.

1760
01:17:41,525 --> 01:17:45,486
Oh. I spoke to Mr. Bouchard
at the hunting shop,

1761
01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:47,053
and I just said, "Give me
the best money can buy."

1762
01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:49,011
He hooked me up with all this.
You know,

1763
01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:50,665
it's fully reflective,
head to toe.

1764
01:17:50,752 --> 01:17:51,971
Head to toe, I can see that.

1765
01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:53,755
[IN FRENCH]
Bouchard sold you that? <i>Oui.</i>

1766
01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:55,931
[LAUGHS]

1767
01:17:57,237 --> 01:18:00,501
[IN ENGLISH] Okay, I'm sensing
I may have been upsold a bit.

1768
01:18:01,197 --> 01:18:02,721
But you know what?
Don't laugh at me,

1769
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,723
because I come
from British stock.

1770
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:07,900
Hunting is in my blood.[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah?

1771
01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:08,988
'Cause I remember you crying

1772
01:18:09,466 --> 01:18:11,512
when that pigeon flew into
our living-room window and died.

1773
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:14,297
Yeah, 'cause we couldn't
eat it. A wasted death.

1774
01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:16,256
Or am I misreading this,

1775
01:18:16,386 --> 01:18:17,953
and Ruby said
this was for the family

1776
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:20,347
and you don't want me
to be included, right?

1777
01:18:20,434 --> 01:18:24,177
What? Babe, no. No, no, no.
You're always included.

1778
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:25,961
- You know that, right?
- Okay. Good.
I want to be part of things.

1779
01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:27,136
I wanna--SOPHIE: Yeah. Yeah.

1780
01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:29,312
- I want to hunt.
- You're part of all of it.
Come here.

1781
01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:33,447
Has anyone seen Gordon?
Anyone?

1782
01:18:33,882 --> 01:18:37,277
[ALL LAUGH]
Ha, ha! Very funny.

1783
01:18:37,407 --> 01:18:39,105
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1784
01:18:40,802 --> 01:18:42,848
Though duck hunting
may seem barbaric,

1785
01:18:42,978 --> 01:18:45,676
it's actually very important
for our ecosystems.

1786
01:18:47,504 --> 01:18:48,636
This is fun, hey, babe?

1787
01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:50,725
I'm just so excited
to assassinate

1788
01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:51,900
something majestic!

1789
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,385
[BIRDS CALLING]

1790
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:03,564
PATRICE: Yes!

1791
01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:06,132
[IN FRENCH]
- Two nothing Patrice!
- I shot it.

1792
01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:08,090
[IN ENGLISH] Fuck off.[IN FRENCH] Both of you,
shut up.

1793
01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,700
[CHUCKLES]

1794
01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:11,224
[IN ENGLISH]
Shooting blanks, Gordo?

1795
01:19:11,485 --> 01:19:14,444
I had the, uh, the safety on.
But safety first!

1796
01:19:17,839 --> 01:19:18,971
I got a fish!

1797
01:19:19,101 --> 01:19:21,800
Yeah, great! See?
I knew you had it in you!

1798
01:19:22,148 --> 01:19:23,758
Oh! So supportive.

1799
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,545
It's not a sport,
it's a massacre.

1800
01:19:28,937 --> 01:19:31,157
[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]
Thing just wants to fly.

1801
01:19:33,246 --> 01:19:34,856
[SIGHS]

1802
01:19:36,118 --> 01:19:37,990
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING][GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]

1803
01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:41,776
[BLOWS DUCK CALL]

1804
01:19:42,472 --> 01:19:45,911
[PLAYS CHEERFUL MELODY]

1805
01:19:48,739 --> 01:19:51,742
[BIRD CALLING]

1806
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:53,701
[GASPS]

1807
01:19:55,659 --> 01:19:56,791
[BIRD SQUAWKS]

1808
01:19:59,968 --> 01:20:01,013
I got one!

1809
01:20:01,404 --> 01:20:02,536
[LAUGHS]

1810
01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:03,711
Shooting blanks...

1811
01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:06,366
He's huge! He's a biggun!

1812
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:14,113
Oh no![DRAMATIC ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYS]

1813
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,898
False alarm!
False alarm, guys.

1814
01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:19,683
- I didn't get anything.
- Stop being humble, Gordon.

1815
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,207
You gotta celebrate your kill!

1816
01:20:21,685 --> 01:20:22,904
My kill wants privacy.

1817
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:25,341
Oh, my God, Gordon,

1818
01:20:25,428 --> 01:20:26,865
that's not a duck,
that's a swan.

1819
01:20:26,995 --> 01:20:28,344
SOPHIE: Oh, no, Coucou!

1820
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,433
Hey, shit, dude!

1821
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,739
I... I got blinded by the sun,

1822
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:34,568
and I... I thought
it was a... a large duck.

1823
01:20:35,438 --> 01:20:37,179
Also, in my defense,

1824
01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:39,965
I think I may have
gotten a bad kazoo,

1825
01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:41,618
'cause this definitely
calls swans.

1826
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:43,794
I think it's time
to turn in your gun, Golden Eye.

1827
01:20:44,186 --> 01:20:45,448
Let's cut, guys. Okay?
Should we cut

1828
01:20:45,535 --> 01:20:46,710
for a second, please?

1829
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,496
SOPHIE: Our duck has
roasted in its fat

1830
01:20:49,626 --> 01:20:51,106
for about an hour and a half,

1831
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:54,414
and now, the meat should
literally fall off the bone.

1832
01:20:54,544 --> 01:20:58,157
Mm! Look at all those juices
caressing the thighs.

1833
01:20:58,244 --> 01:21:00,289
Nice and moist,
just the way I like it.

1834
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:04,206
Perfect. Now I would like
to bring out Monsieur Tremblay!

1835
01:21:04,380 --> 01:21:06,252
[IN FRENCH] Go, go, go! <i>Mais non!</i>

1836
01:21:06,339 --> 01:21:07,731
[ALL SPEAKING FRENCH]

1837
01:21:07,818 --> 01:21:09,690
[IN ENGLISH] Come on over,
Alphie, you musky hunk!

1838
01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:11,561
[SOPHIE SPEAKING FRENCH]

1839
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,433
[IN ENGLISH]
I would like to announce

1840
01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:16,827
that Tremblay Farms
will be the sole lamb supplier

1841
01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:19,482
for my new restaurant, Ruby,
at the Château Frontenac,

1842
01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:22,355
opening this summer
in gorgeous Quebec City.

1843
01:21:22,572 --> 01:21:23,747
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

1844
01:21:24,487 --> 01:21:25,880
- [IN FRENCH] For real?
- Yes.

1845
01:21:25,967 --> 01:21:27,229
[IN ENGLISH] For real?

1846
01:21:27,447 --> 01:21:29,971
- [IN FRENCH] That's crazy!
- You're telling me this on TV?

1847
01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:31,538
[IN ENGLISH] Well, thank you!

1848
01:21:31,842 --> 01:21:34,454
And a special shout out
to the original gangster,

1849
01:21:34,671 --> 01:21:37,152
the Tremblay matriarch,
Mammie Tremblay.

1850
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:41,287
May you grace the farmlands
of heaven for all of eternity.

1851
01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,508
Cut! Best show ever!

1852
01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:48,337
[ALL CHEER]

1853
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,513
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1854
01:21:50,644 --> 01:21:55,170
ALL: [CHANTING] Ruby! Ruby!
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!

1855
01:21:55,518 --> 01:21:58,957
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby...

1856
01:21:59,087 --> 01:22:00,349
SOPHIE: [IN FRENCH]
No, for real!

1857
01:22:00,567 --> 01:22:02,917
[IN ENGLISH] I was freaking out!
It did not show on camera?

1858
01:22:03,091 --> 01:22:05,964
I felt like I was on, like,
this buzz, like my lips were...

1859
01:22:06,181 --> 01:22:07,835
my lips were
sticking to my teeth.[LAUGHS]

1860
01:22:07,922 --> 01:22:09,315
SOPHIE: I was sweating.
I couldn't... No.

1861
01:22:09,532 --> 01:22:11,882
RUBY: No, shut up, honestly.
You were incredible.

1862
01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,624
I mean, you'll get phone calls
for your own show from this.

1863
01:22:14,885 --> 01:22:16,887
[MUMBLES]
I'm telling you.
You're beautiful.

1864
01:22:17,714 --> 01:22:18,977
- Phone's gonna be ringing.
- Okay, madame.

1865
01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:20,674
ALPHONSE: [IN FRENCH]
She's right, sweetie.

1866
01:22:20,804 --> 01:22:22,197
You look fantastic on TV.

1867
01:22:22,284 --> 01:22:24,591
Oh, thanks, Dad.
[KISSES] I love you.

1868
01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:27,072
I've got a few notes
if you want to become
the next Rachael Ray.

1869
01:22:27,289 --> 01:22:28,377
[SOPHIE SPEAKING FRENCH]

1870
01:22:28,725 --> 01:22:30,292
JULIETTE:
I'm kidding. You were perfect.

1871
01:22:30,423 --> 01:22:31,772
JUNIOR: She's one-of-a-kind.

1872
01:22:31,859 --> 01:22:33,295
JULIETTE: You've got potential.

1873
01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:36,777
[IN ENGLISH] So, Ruby,
you're a Jag girl, huh?

1874
01:22:37,604 --> 01:22:38,866
I would have thought
you'd drive, like,

1875
01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,695
an electric car
to set a good example

1876
01:22:41,782 --> 01:22:43,610
for your legions of followers.

1877
01:22:44,045 --> 01:22:46,830
Well, not to throw my bestie,
Elon, under the Hyperloop,

1878
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:49,137
but some experts say
that those batteries

1879
01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:50,573
are more toxic
to the environment

1880
01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:51,922
than CO2 emissions.

1881
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:53,968
Well, I think your experts
are full of shit.

1882
01:22:54,186 --> 01:22:56,144
I think you're jealous
I drive a collectible.

1883
01:22:56,275 --> 01:22:57,841
Well, you can collect...

1884
01:22:59,669 --> 01:23:00,714
Keep working on that.

1885
01:23:00,931 --> 01:23:02,411
Everyone! Attention,
<i>s'il vous plaît!</i>

1886
01:23:02,629 --> 01:23:04,152
Ruby has a speech, everybody!

1887
01:23:04,283 --> 01:23:05,936
Gather 'round!
Maybe there'll be a song.

1888
01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:07,764
[CHUCKLES]

1889
01:23:07,895 --> 01:23:11,246
Well, Sophie, it has been
an epic two weeks.

1890
01:23:11,377 --> 01:23:12,378
Yeah.

1891
01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:14,119
RUBY: And in that time,
I've seen you

1892
01:23:14,249 --> 01:23:17,426
explode out of your chrysalid
like a fiery monarch.

1893
01:23:17,687 --> 01:23:19,167
[LAUGHS]

1894
01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:20,908
RUBY: So I wanted to take
this opportunity,

1895
01:23:21,082 --> 01:23:23,345
in front of your entire family,

1896
01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:27,828
to offer you the executive chef
position at the Château.

1897
01:23:28,002 --> 01:23:29,569
You won the job![ALL CHEER]

1898
01:23:29,699 --> 01:23:31,005
[GASPS]

1899
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,181
[IN FRENCH]
My daughter is coming home!

1900
01:23:33,790 --> 01:23:35,836
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

1901
01:23:35,966 --> 01:23:37,968
[IN ENGLISH] Surprise!

1902
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:41,320
[IN FRENCH] Dad! Oh my God,
I'm coming home!

1903
01:23:41,581 --> 01:23:42,930
[IN ENGLISH]
I want to make a speech, too.

1904
01:23:43,017 --> 01:23:44,410
I got a speech, too!

1905
01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,629
[GLASS CLINKS]

1906
01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:52,461
I got a...
I got a speech, too, everybody.

1907
01:23:53,027 --> 01:23:54,507
Uh, thank you
for your attention.

1908
01:23:54,637 --> 01:23:57,901
All just really beautiful.
Babe, I love you so much.

1909
01:23:57,988 --> 01:23:59,207
And she's right,
you're incredible.

1910
01:23:59,512 --> 01:24:00,991
You're incredible,
and I love you.

1911
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,254
And it's just to me, personally,

1912
01:24:02,558 --> 01:24:04,691
it's a shame that you're gonna
be wasting your talents

1913
01:24:04,821 --> 01:24:06,954
on some poser chef's
vanity project.

1914
01:24:07,085 --> 01:24:08,390
Gordon... GORDON: No.

1915
01:24:08,825 --> 01:24:10,305
I mean, that was a power move,

1916
01:24:10,392 --> 01:24:13,787
swooping in and saving
the entire farm from bankruptcy.

1917
01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,311
I mean, hats off to you.

1918
01:24:16,659 --> 01:24:17,965
You gotta win over
the dad, right?

1919
01:24:18,531 --> 01:24:19,575
That's enough.

1920
01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:21,621
Yeah, I agree with Alphonse.
It's enough.

1921
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:24,145
It's enough with the fucking
restaurant and the lip line

1922
01:24:24,276 --> 01:24:26,539
and the fucking all this.
I've had enough of it.

1923
01:24:26,930 --> 01:24:28,236
The girl who can't do wrong.

1924
01:24:28,454 --> 01:24:31,152
Whereas everyone thinks I'm
the guy who kills fucking swans

1925
01:24:31,283 --> 01:24:32,545
and punches fathers in the face.

1926
01:24:32,762 --> 01:24:34,503
At this point, you probably
all think I killed Mammie!

1927
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:36,766
[ALL GASP]
I didn't kill Mammie.
I didn't kill Mammie.

1928
01:24:36,853 --> 01:24:39,204
[IN FRENCH] Gordie, let's go
chill in the chicken house.

1929
01:24:39,378 --> 01:24:41,119
[IN ENGLISH] I'm not going
to the chicken house!

1930
01:24:41,293 --> 01:24:42,729
You shouldn't be
living in a chicken house!

1931
01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:45,079
I bet you're really good in bed.

1932
01:24:45,210 --> 01:24:47,125
[GASPS]
GORDON: Is she good
in bed, baby?

1933
01:24:48,169 --> 01:24:49,388
Or do you need a refresher,

1934
01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:51,129
because I'm sure
she'll give you one.

1935
01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:52,956
Someone should be
using the waterbed.

1936
01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:54,436
[IN FRENCH]
I said that's enough!

1937
01:24:55,002 --> 01:24:56,699
[IN ENGLISH] What are you doing?

1938
01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:02,052
Fuck!

1939
01:25:02,879 --> 01:25:04,098
Sophie, wait, wait, wait!

1940
01:25:04,229 --> 01:25:06,187
What the hell
is wrong with you?

1941
01:25:06,318 --> 01:25:08,189
I'm sorry, I was tryna be funny.
Everyone was laughing.

1942
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,191
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
- SOPHIE: So I only got this job

1943
01:25:10,452 --> 01:25:11,975
because she wants
to sleep with me?

1944
01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:13,238
Is that what you think?

1945
01:25:13,716 --> 01:25:16,284
Forget about all the hard work
that I've put into this, right?

1946
01:25:17,416 --> 01:25:18,982
Well, admit there's
a chance I'm right.

1947
01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:21,768
Did you ever
want me to have this?

1948
01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:23,030
Do you want to have it?

1949
01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:25,250
Because we have
a pretty fucking great life,

1950
01:25:25,337 --> 01:25:27,252
where you're cooking food
that you love.

1951
01:25:27,382 --> 01:25:28,557
But I don't know, Sophie.

1952
01:25:28,775 --> 01:25:30,690
Maybe there aren't
enough cameras around.

1953
01:25:32,387 --> 01:25:33,519
Okay, I'm sorry.

1954
01:25:34,476 --> 01:25:37,305
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I have ambition.

1955
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:39,351
I'm sorry
that she believes in me.

1956
01:25:39,481 --> 01:25:41,788
Believes in you?
She's in love with you!

1957
01:25:41,962 --> 01:25:43,268
Are you kidding me?
How do you not see that?

1958
01:25:43,398 --> 01:25:44,573
You definitely see that, right?

1959
01:25:44,878 --> 01:25:47,359
And of course she is,
because you're fucking perfect!

1960
01:25:47,968 --> 01:25:50,275
But I think you need
to admit to yourself

1961
01:25:51,014 --> 01:25:52,973
that you're also
still in love with her.

1962
01:25:55,018 --> 01:25:56,585
She did break your heart, right?

1963
01:25:57,151 --> 01:25:59,936
Yeah. Yeah,
she broke my heart.

1964
01:26:00,807 --> 01:26:02,112
And then I left her.

1965
01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:05,899
And I found you.

1966
01:26:06,769 --> 01:26:08,249
And then,
she came crawling back...

1967
01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:10,730
and you thought,

1968
01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:13,341
"Maybe I could sleep my way
to a Michelin star."

1969
01:26:18,433 --> 01:26:19,826
I think you should go.

1970
01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:24,222
You heard her.

1971
01:26:30,097 --> 01:26:31,316
I did.

1972
01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:45,591
[CRIES]

1973
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:50,726
["SAN JUAN" PLAYING]

1974
01:27:05,654 --> 01:27:06,786
[MAN TALKING ON TV]

1975
01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,703
<i>And remember,
if you can't handle the heat,</i>

1976
01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,008
<i>throw on some oven mitts,</i>

1977
01:27:12,182 --> 01:27:14,097
<i>because everyone
belongs in the kitchen.</i>

1978
01:27:14,228 --> 01:27:15,534
<i>Till next time!</i>

1979
01:27:21,104 --> 01:27:22,105
Sophie...

1980
01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:26,109
[IN FRENCH] Sophie, call him.

1981
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,894
Not after what he did.

1982
01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:30,200
Make a scene at dinner?

1983
01:27:30,418 --> 01:27:32,681
If anything, that makes him
more a part of the family.

1984
01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:34,030
He humiliated me.

1985
01:27:34,988 --> 01:27:36,816
If you can't see
he did it out of love,

1986
01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:38,383
maybe he was right
to say those things.

1987
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:39,862
He made it all about himself.

1988
01:27:43,213 --> 01:27:44,171
It's not about him.

1989
01:27:44,302 --> 01:27:45,868
It's about me
and getting the job.

1990
01:27:46,173 --> 01:27:47,696
Yeah. And you got it.

1991
01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:51,221
But at what cost?

1992
01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:07,281
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1993
01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:15,768
[CAR DOOR OPENS]

1994
01:28:15,898 --> 01:28:17,030
[IN ENGLISH] Hey!

1995
01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:22,209
Thank you so much, man.
I really appreciate it.

1996
01:28:22,296 --> 01:28:24,167
I couldn't show my face
after everything that happened.

1997
01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:26,169
JUNIOR: Here you go.

1998
01:28:26,518 --> 01:28:29,042
[IN FRENCH] Yeah,
it was pretty fucked up.

1999
01:28:29,347 --> 01:28:30,696
[IN ENGLISH] So humiliating.

2000
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:33,568
Anyway, how is she?

2001
01:28:34,177 --> 01:28:35,701
She was gone
before I woke up.

2002
01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,224
GORDON: Right.
It's the big night, huh?

2003
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:38,399
Forget about all that.
Are you ready?

2004
01:28:38,486 --> 01:28:39,574
Are you ready
to crush this test?

2005
01:28:39,922 --> 01:28:42,055
[SIGHS] I'm so nervous,
I could piss my legs, you know.

2006
01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:44,579
"Piss my pants"
is the expression,

2007
01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:45,754
but I doubt
that's gonna come up.

2008
01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:47,103
Don't worry.

2009
01:28:48,322 --> 01:28:50,280
Thanks for believing in me,
Gordon.

2010
01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:54,023
You're a good guy.

2011
01:28:56,765 --> 01:29:00,595
Go make me proud, okay?
Kick ass. Do it for Van Damme.

2012
01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:02,380
JUNIOR: Yeah.

2013
01:29:06,601 --> 01:29:07,950
Hey...

2014
01:29:08,734 --> 01:29:09,996
She still loves you.

2015
01:29:13,173 --> 01:29:14,696
Good luck!

2016
01:29:22,095 --> 01:29:25,490
["L'AMOUR L'AMOUR L'AMOUR"
PLAYING]

2017
01:29:31,321 --> 01:29:33,193
Can we have someone else come
and bring these out?

2018
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:35,238
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
Right away!

2019
01:29:35,891 --> 01:29:37,763
WAITER: Voilà, chef. <i>Merci!</i>

2020
01:29:37,937 --> 01:29:42,420
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

2021
01:29:46,032 --> 01:29:48,861
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

2022
01:29:54,257 --> 01:29:55,171
Ah!

2023
01:29:55,476 --> 01:29:56,825
[IN FRENCH] The most
beautiful family in town

2024
01:29:56,956 --> 01:29:58,305
doesn't wait in line!
Please go ahead.

2025
01:29:58,479 --> 01:29:59,915
<i>Merci! Merci beaucoup!</i>

2026
01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:01,656
VIP! [CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]

2027
01:30:02,265 --> 01:30:04,920
Hey, it's the weatherman
from Channel 3!

2028
01:30:05,181 --> 01:30:06,705
Let's just stay calm.

2029
01:30:06,792 --> 01:30:08,489
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

2030
01:30:08,576 --> 01:30:11,884
- Shit, it's Georges St-Pierre!
- Go talk to him!

2031
01:30:12,014 --> 01:30:13,538
[CLEARS THROAT] Sorry.

2032
01:30:13,712 --> 01:30:17,150
Sorry, Georges. I just wanted
to say, you're my hero.

2033
01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:18,586
Uh, the first time I...

2034
01:30:19,195 --> 01:30:20,588
[SIGHS IN AWE]

2035
01:30:20,806 --> 01:30:23,939
The first time I shaved my head
was because of you.

2036
01:30:24,070 --> 01:30:25,245
Ah, cool. <i>Oui.</i>

2037
01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:27,943
Actually, the first time
was 'cause I had lice,

2038
01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:29,989
but the second time
was 'cause of you.

2039
01:30:30,119 --> 01:30:31,773
I don't have lice anymore.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

2040
01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:39,259
Your jiu-jitsu tattoo,
I want to get the same one.

2041
01:30:39,346 --> 01:30:41,043
I just need more cash.

2042
01:30:42,392 --> 01:30:44,699
That's interesting,
- huh, Marcellus?
- If you ever need

2043
01:30:44,830 --> 01:30:47,920
a grappling partner,
text me. 418-22--

2044
01:30:48,355 --> 01:30:50,618
I'll call you.
[MOUTHS INDISTINCTLY]

2045
01:30:50,749 --> 01:30:53,229
Relax! Don't touch
my fucking chain, dude.

2046
01:30:56,406 --> 01:30:58,757
- I think he's gonna call me.
- It seems that way.

2047
01:30:59,279 --> 01:31:01,542
Oh! [CHUCKLES]

2048
01:31:06,721 --> 01:31:08,201
[IN ENGLISH]
I'm flying out on the red eye.

2049
01:31:08,331 --> 01:31:09,463
So, that's it?

2050
01:31:09,985 --> 01:31:11,770
<i>GORDON: What do you mean?
Have you not been listening?</i>

2051
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:13,989
It's over. I lost.

2052
01:31:14,816 --> 01:31:16,644
Honey, I love you.

2053
01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:19,255
<i>But you've played it safe
way too long.</i>

2054
01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:22,128
<i>You've never left
this neighborhood. I mean,</i>

2055
01:31:22,563 --> 01:31:24,609
you teach at the high school
that you went to.

2056
01:31:24,696 --> 01:31:26,306
And that's
a little bit my fault.

2057
01:31:26,959 --> 01:31:28,090
<i>When your mother passed away,</i>

2058
01:31:28,308 --> 01:31:29,962
<i>I did everything I could
to protect you, and I...</i>

2059
01:31:32,138 --> 01:31:33,879
I think I turned you
into a bit of a pussy.

2060
01:31:34,357 --> 01:31:35,576
Are you trying to be helpful?

2061
01:31:35,707 --> 01:31:37,447
She's a fighter, Gordon!

2062
01:31:37,578 --> 01:31:38,579
It runs in her family.

2063
01:31:39,145 --> 01:31:41,930
So, fight back and show her
you're not down for the count.

2064
01:31:42,061 --> 01:31:43,497
That's what marriage is!

2065
01:31:44,367 --> 01:31:45,630
<i>If you get on that plane, son,</i>

2066
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:46,935
<i>you'll be giving up
the greatest thing</i>

2067
01:31:47,066 --> 01:31:48,154
<i>that's ever happened to you.</i>

2068
01:31:48,371 --> 01:31:50,548
And as much as I'd love
to keep you close,

2069
01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:53,463
I'd rather have you living
happily in another country

2070
01:31:53,594 --> 01:31:55,335
<i>than be miserable in Brooklyn.</i>

2071
01:31:55,727 --> 01:31:57,032
Also, for Christ's sakes,

2072
01:31:57,119 --> 01:31:59,557
would you get me
a goddamn Canadian passport?

2073
01:31:59,687 --> 01:32:01,602
I can't just show up, Dad, okay?

2074
01:32:01,689 --> 01:32:03,430
This is the biggest night
of her life.

2075
01:32:03,517 --> 01:32:05,650
I'm the last person in the world
she wants to see.

2076
01:32:06,694 --> 01:32:07,782
I'm gonna make an ass of myself.

2077
01:32:07,869 --> 01:32:10,263
That's exactly
what you have to do!

2078
01:32:15,224 --> 01:32:16,399
Holy shit, you're right!

2079
01:32:17,052 --> 01:32:20,665
[INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING]

2080
01:32:31,327 --> 01:32:33,329
[ALL CHEERS]

2081
01:32:36,811 --> 01:32:39,379
GINETTE: Wow![IN FRENCH] It looks like soap.

2082
01:32:43,688 --> 01:32:45,385
You idiot, it's a mousse!

2083
01:32:46,516 --> 01:32:47,648
[EXCLAIMS]

2084
01:32:48,518 --> 01:32:50,738
The Tremblays, my loves!

2085
01:32:50,912 --> 01:32:52,392
Oh!

2086
01:32:52,827 --> 01:32:54,873
[IN ENGLISH] Pretty
effin delish, am I right?

2087
01:32:55,569 --> 01:32:59,138
[IN FRENCH] Yeah, it's,
it's, it's...

2088
01:32:59,312 --> 01:33:00,226
Exactly.

2089
01:33:01,401 --> 01:33:03,011
[IN ENGLISH] Oh!
Don't forget to eat the plates.

2090
01:33:03,185 --> 01:33:05,579
They're made entirely
out of compressed crab.

2091
01:33:06,319 --> 01:33:10,279
Oh! So good!
Okay, <i>bon appétit!</i>[CHUCKLES]

2092
01:33:10,366 --> 01:33:11,759
[IN FRENCH] She wants us
to eat the plate?

2093
01:33:11,890 --> 01:33:13,979
Hey, uh,
have you spoken to Gordon?

2094
01:33:14,719 --> 01:33:16,198
No, I thought he talked to you.

2095
01:33:16,285 --> 01:33:17,373
No.

2096
01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:19,637
He's heartbroken. He left.

2097
01:33:21,377 --> 01:33:24,903
[WIND WHISTLING]

2098
01:33:25,338 --> 01:33:26,992
[CHUCKLES]

2099
01:33:27,079 --> 01:33:28,297
- How are you?
- Good.

2100
01:33:28,428 --> 01:33:30,212
Thanks so much, man. <i>C'est rien.</i>

2101
01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:31,518
[IN ENGLISH] Hey, hey!
I'm so sorry.

2102
01:33:31,649 --> 01:33:33,389
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh!

2103
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,088
I've never done this in
my life before, I swear. I-I...

2104
01:33:36,262 --> 01:33:38,656
I need to, um... I don't know
how to say it <i>en français.</i>

2105
01:33:39,613 --> 01:33:41,049
Uh, I need to...

2106
01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:43,443
[IN FRENCH]
...cut the line for love.

2107
01:33:44,966 --> 01:33:46,359
Touching.

2108
01:33:46,446 --> 01:33:48,187
[IN ENGLISH] Are you
- on the list?
- I am on the list.

2109
01:33:48,274 --> 01:33:49,754
- HOST: Yeah?
- Well, I was on the list.

2110
01:33:49,841 --> 01:33:51,538
It's been a pretty crazy
24 hours,

2111
01:33:51,669 --> 01:33:53,192
and I don't know
if I'm still on the list.

2112
01:33:53,322 --> 01:33:56,108
It really depends on when
the list was created and edited.

2113
01:33:56,195 --> 01:33:58,240
So, if you look,
it's Gordon Kinski.

2114
01:33:58,632 --> 01:34:00,808
Kin... With a K?GORDON: Yeah.

2115
01:34:00,939 --> 01:34:02,854
Kinski. No, you're not.

2116
01:34:03,593 --> 01:34:05,987
But I hear Cirque du Soleil
is hiring right now.

2117
01:34:06,118 --> 01:34:08,250
Can I just talk to you
<i>mano a mano</i> for just one second?

2118
01:34:08,555 --> 01:34:09,991
This is one of those
times in life

2119
01:34:10,122 --> 01:34:12,080
where you can really step up
and do the right thing,

2120
01:34:12,167 --> 01:34:16,432
because my future, my happiness,
my true love is in there,

2121
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:18,608
and I need your help
to make things right.

2122
01:34:18,739 --> 01:34:19,871
There's a fork in the road.

2123
01:34:20,175 --> 01:34:23,222
It's all in your tiny, beautiful
little manicured hands.

2124
01:34:24,484 --> 01:34:27,748
What do you say? Please,
I'm begging you, let me in.

2125
01:34:28,967 --> 01:34:30,969
[GRUNTS]

2126
01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:34,581
[GRUNTS]

2127
01:34:37,976 --> 01:34:38,977
[HORSE SNORTS]

2128
01:34:40,326 --> 01:34:42,110
GORDON: Hey,
I'm just storming the castle.

2129
01:34:42,937 --> 01:34:43,982
How's your night going?

2130
01:34:44,547 --> 01:34:47,725
["LAISSE UNE CHANCE
AÀ NOTRE AMOUR" PLAYING]

2131
01:34:52,468 --> 01:34:54,296
- Soph.
- Hey.

2132
01:34:54,427 --> 01:34:55,907
RUBY: You know,
I just wanna say, I'm sorry

2133
01:34:55,994 --> 01:34:57,735
about everything
Gordon has put you through.

2134
01:34:58,300 --> 01:35:00,041
You're handling yourself
like a true pro.

2135
01:35:00,563 --> 01:35:04,132
Thanks. It's a little
overwhelming, but...

2136
01:35:04,567 --> 01:35:07,048
With great success
comes a ton of jealousy.

2137
01:35:07,614 --> 01:35:08,789
Believe me, I know.

2138
01:35:08,876 --> 01:35:10,791
But the sooner you cut
those toxic people

2139
01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:13,011
out of your life,
the higher you can fly.

2140
01:35:19,582 --> 01:35:20,801
[IN FRENCH] I'll be right back.

2141
01:35:22,455 --> 01:35:23,543
- ALPHONSE: Gordon.
- Alphonse.

2142
01:35:23,804 --> 01:35:24,979
[IN ENGLISH] You got
a lot of nerve coming here.

2143
01:35:25,153 --> 01:35:27,677
You're right. Last night
I was a complete asshole.

2144
01:35:27,765 --> 01:35:30,115
I'm so sorry.
I was totally drunk

2145
01:35:30,289 --> 01:35:32,682
and insecure.
I'm not making excuses.

2146
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:36,643
I... I take full responsibility.
But I love your daughter,

2147
01:35:37,339 --> 01:35:38,819
and I'm not giving up
that easily.

2148
01:35:39,602 --> 01:35:41,343
I want to ask you
for her hand in marriage.

2149
01:35:42,170 --> 01:35:43,650
We're magic together.

2150
01:35:44,694 --> 01:35:46,784
And I don't just mean
in the kitchen.

2151
01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:56,315
[IN FRENCH] What are you doing?

2152
01:35:56,881 --> 01:35:59,231
[IN ENGLISH] Why pretend?
We both want this.

2153
01:35:59,709 --> 01:36:01,146
Oh, my God!

2154
01:36:01,407 --> 01:36:03,670
You are the last person
I would ever want to be with.

2155
01:36:04,671 --> 01:36:05,846
Things change.

2156
01:36:07,456 --> 01:36:08,762
Sometimes, for the best.

2157
01:36:09,197 --> 01:36:11,112
Don't you know how much
I've done for you?

2158
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:13,114
You called me, okay?

2159
01:36:13,245 --> 01:36:15,464
So don't act like
you're some kind of savior here.

2160
01:36:15,595 --> 01:36:16,988
[SCOFFS] Okay, I'm sorry,

2161
01:36:17,075 --> 01:36:20,121
but who saved your shitty
family farm from bankruptcy?

2162
01:36:21,296 --> 01:36:22,820
She deserves to be happy.

2163
01:36:25,387 --> 01:36:26,736
Yeah.

2164
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:32,177
I'm sorry I killed your swan.

2165
01:36:37,835 --> 01:36:39,749
I want you
to remember this moment.

2166
01:36:40,533 --> 01:36:42,100
When you could have
been something,

2167
01:36:42,187 --> 01:36:44,580
but you threw it all away
and went back to being nothing.

2168
01:36:45,407 --> 01:36:48,715
'Cause that's what you are
without me. You're nothing.

2169
01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:52,632
And I want you
to remember this moment...

2170
01:36:53,938 --> 01:36:55,809
when I broke your
perfect little nose.

2171
01:36:56,331 --> 01:36:57,463
[GRUNTS]

2172
01:36:58,594 --> 01:36:59,726
What the fuck?

2173
01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:04,644
Oh, not the face! Malcolm!

2174
01:37:05,688 --> 01:37:06,820
Hey, hey, hey!

2175
01:37:07,255 --> 01:37:08,735
[IN FRENCH] Where are you going?

2176
01:37:08,909 --> 01:37:10,345
[IN SHAKY VOICE]
Dad, I don't know.

2177
01:37:11,085 --> 01:37:13,653
[STUTTERING]
I have to call Gordon.

2178
01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:16,047
Hey, listen. It's okay.

2179
01:37:16,743 --> 01:37:17,657
He was here.

2180
01:37:17,831 --> 01:37:18,701
Huh? <i>Oui.</i>

2181
01:37:18,832 --> 01:37:20,616
Yes. It wasn't easy, but...

2182
01:37:21,617 --> 01:37:23,141
he saw you and Ruby kissing.

2183
01:37:23,968 --> 01:37:26,579
Kissing? I just punched her
in the face!

2184
01:37:27,536 --> 01:37:30,322
What?[IN ENGLISH] Guys... [PANTS]

2185
01:37:30,626 --> 01:37:32,150
I just checked online.

2186
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,761
I passed! I'm gonna be a cop!

2187
01:37:35,457 --> 01:37:36,458
SOPHIE: Dad, please.

2188
01:37:36,545 --> 01:37:37,720
Where's Gordon?

2189
01:37:38,721 --> 01:37:39,897
Did I miss something?

2190
01:37:54,433 --> 01:37:55,782
[IN ENGLISH]
You want me out of here, Ruby?

2191
01:37:55,956 --> 01:37:57,349
I'm out of here.

2192
01:37:58,698 --> 01:38:00,743
As soon as I figure out
how to drive manual.

2193
01:38:00,918 --> 01:38:03,181
[ENGINE STARTS][IN FRENCH]
Where are you going?

2194
01:38:03,790 --> 01:38:05,357
[ENGINE REVS, STALLS]

2195
01:38:06,010 --> 01:38:06,967
[WHISPERS] Ow!

2196
01:38:07,359 --> 01:38:08,838
[IN ENGLISH] Okay, here we go.
Here we go!

2197
01:38:09,883 --> 01:38:11,493
- PASSERBY: Hey!
- GORDON: Sorry!

2198
01:38:13,713 --> 01:38:15,106
[IN FRENCH] Naughty boy.

2199
01:38:15,323 --> 01:38:17,195
[ENGINE SPUTTERING][IN ENGLISH] Come on!

2200
01:38:17,325 --> 01:38:18,718
SOPHIE: [IN FRENCH]
Is he outside?

2201
01:38:19,197 --> 01:38:20,241
He can't be far.

2202
01:38:21,503 --> 01:38:22,678
Hey, have you seen Gordon?

2203
01:38:22,896 --> 01:38:25,507
He just stole
Ruby's car. Very slowly.

2204
01:38:25,638 --> 01:38:27,640
Gordon!

2205
01:38:27,727 --> 01:38:29,250
Gordon, stop![ENGINE REVVING]

2206
01:38:30,730 --> 01:38:31,992
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

2207
01:38:32,558 --> 01:38:33,515
JUNIOR: Yes, backup!

2208
01:38:35,256 --> 01:38:36,823
Hey, <i>allô!</i>

2209
01:38:37,519 --> 01:38:40,044
Constable Junior Tremblay.
Police. I need your car.

2210
01:38:40,435 --> 01:38:42,089
Where's your badge?

2211
01:38:42,263 --> 01:38:43,525
Uh, I just graduated today.

2212
01:38:43,786 --> 01:38:47,486
[CHUCKLES] And I just got
promoted to Captain, fuck off.

2213
01:38:47,616 --> 01:38:50,358
Hey, hey. A little respect.

2214
01:38:50,924 --> 01:38:53,144
He worked hard.
And I'm proud of him.

2215
01:38:53,666 --> 01:38:54,623
Thanks, Dad.

2216
01:38:55,015 --> 01:38:57,757
Can we talk about this later?
Officer, please.

2217
01:38:58,323 --> 01:38:59,672
He's the love of my life.

2218
01:39:00,586 --> 01:39:02,196
Okay. Get in.[IN ENGLISH] Yes!

2219
01:39:02,414 --> 01:39:03,719
[ENGINE ROARS]

2220
01:39:03,937 --> 01:39:06,157
[GEARBOX CLUNKING]
Ease it out.
Ease it out. Come on!

2221
01:39:07,245 --> 01:39:08,942
In second gear.

2222
01:39:09,595 --> 01:39:12,772
You know what, I do need to...
Clutch down.

2223
01:39:12,902 --> 01:39:15,601
Where are you, two? Is that it?

2224
01:39:15,731 --> 01:39:18,082
[IN FRENCH] We should track
his phone like Jason Bourne.

2225
01:39:19,822 --> 01:39:20,867
Where are you, Gordon?

2226
01:39:20,998 --> 01:39:22,912
Oh! <i>Merci.</i>

2227
01:39:23,565 --> 01:39:25,045
Excuse me. [CHUCKLES]

2228
01:39:25,219 --> 01:39:28,701
Have you seen...
any member of my family?

2229
01:39:28,788 --> 01:39:30,311
Why does it smell
like cigarettes?

2230
01:39:30,964 --> 01:39:32,052
It's true it does smell.

2231
01:39:32,531 --> 01:39:34,533
As soon as I got in the car,
I was so grossed out. Yuck.

2232
01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:40,800
[SIREN WAILS]
SOPHIE: It's him! There he is!

2233
01:39:41,061 --> 01:39:44,238
[IN ENGLISH] No, no, no!
I'm just borrowing it, sir!

2234
01:39:45,892 --> 01:39:48,112
Oh, shit![TIRES SCREECH]

2235
01:39:49,026 --> 01:39:50,679
[IN FRENCH]
He's out of his mind!

2236
01:39:50,766 --> 01:39:52,116
<i>Tokyo Drift,</i> Gordie!

2237
01:39:52,333 --> 01:39:55,075
[IN ENGLISH] Yes! I am the best
at car chases!

2238
01:39:56,250 --> 01:39:57,556
[IN FRENCH]
Can you go around, please?

2239
01:39:58,861 --> 01:39:59,993
[IN ENGLISH]
A lot of grinding...

2240
01:40:02,126 --> 01:40:03,344
[SIREN WAILS]

2241
01:40:03,475 --> 01:40:05,042
Clutch down.

2242
01:40:06,565 --> 01:40:07,957
Yeah, second gear, yes!

2243
01:40:08,088 --> 01:40:10,090
Yes! Yes!

2244
01:40:11,004 --> 01:40:14,007
Yes! No, no, no!

2245
01:40:14,399 --> 01:40:17,706
[SCREAMS] Shit!

2246
01:40:18,229 --> 01:40:19,360
[IN FRENCH] He's gonna crash
into the--

2247
01:40:19,882 --> 01:40:20,927
[GASPS]

2248
01:40:27,194 --> 01:40:29,631
[BEEPS]

2249
01:40:33,548 --> 01:40:35,028
You're awake.

2250
01:40:37,378 --> 01:40:38,684
Hey!

2251
01:40:39,380 --> 01:40:40,860
[IN ENGLISH] Hey, sweetie!

2252
01:40:40,947 --> 01:40:43,341
I had the most
horrible dream, babe.

2253
01:40:43,776 --> 01:40:45,560
I saw you kiss Ruby...

2254
01:40:47,171 --> 01:40:49,912
and then I drove her car
into a building.

2255
01:40:50,870 --> 01:40:52,001
That all happened.

2256
01:40:53,307 --> 01:40:55,222
But she kissed me,
and I punched her in the face.

2257
01:40:55,570 --> 01:40:57,224
- Really?
- Yeah.

2258
01:40:57,877 --> 01:41:00,009
Oh! That makes me so happy.

2259
01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:01,750
[CHUCKLES]

2260
01:41:02,099 --> 01:41:03,187
What about your job?

2261
01:41:03,622 --> 01:41:04,623
I quit.

2262
01:41:05,145 --> 01:41:06,451
- Really?
- SOPHIE: Yeah.

2263
01:41:07,321 --> 01:41:09,671
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not.

2264
01:41:13,197 --> 01:41:15,155
There's something
I wanted to ask you.

2265
01:41:22,075 --> 01:41:23,381
Will you marry me?

2266
01:41:23,859 --> 01:41:26,819
- Where did you get that?
- When the nurses
cut your pantaloons off,

2267
01:41:26,906 --> 01:41:28,299
they found it in your pocket.

2268
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,257
They destroyed my pantaloons?

2269
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:32,303
They did.

2270
01:41:32,433 --> 01:41:33,826
They were rented.

2271
01:41:34,957 --> 01:41:37,612
But, babe, I wanted to ask
your father's permission first.

2272
01:41:37,743 --> 01:41:38,700
It's important to me.

2273
01:41:39,788 --> 01:41:42,878
[ALPHONSE CLEARS THROAT]
Alphonse?

2274
01:41:43,749 --> 01:41:45,011
You have my blessing.

2275
01:41:46,143 --> 01:41:47,448
Welcome to the family, Gordie!

2276
01:41:47,883 --> 01:41:49,624
[IN FRENCH]
Wait, he hasn't said yes yet.

2277
01:41:52,105 --> 01:41:53,150
[IN ENGLISH] So?

2278
01:41:53,759 --> 01:41:56,109
[IN FRENCH] Yes.
[IN ENGLISH] I love you so much.

2279
01:41:56,196 --> 01:41:58,633
[IN FRENCH] Yes, yes, yes.[CHUCKLES]

2280
01:41:59,068 --> 01:42:01,854
[IN ENGLISH]
- Give me your beautiful finger.
- SOPHIE: Oh, my God!

2281
01:42:04,030 --> 01:42:05,379
[IN FRENCH]
I love you so much!

2282
01:42:05,553 --> 01:42:07,860
[IN ENGLISH] Ah, baby,
my ribs are... Careful, okay.

2283
01:42:07,990 --> 01:42:09,166
Ah! Ow!

2284
01:42:09,296 --> 01:42:11,255
Oh, babe! Ow! Ow!

2285
01:42:17,086 --> 01:42:19,088
As Cassius famously
said to Brutus:

2286
01:42:19,219 --> 01:42:21,700
"It is not in the stars
to hold our destiny...

2287
01:42:22,701 --> 01:42:24,050
but in ourselves."

2288
01:42:25,182 --> 01:42:26,270
That's not gonna be on the test.

2289
01:42:26,444 --> 01:42:27,532
It's just a quote
I really like.

2290
01:42:27,662 --> 01:42:28,707
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

2291
01:42:28,837 --> 01:42:30,752
Remember, oral exams
are Tuesday.

2292
01:42:30,883 --> 01:42:32,580
- One minute each!
- ROBERT: Don't worry.

2293
01:42:32,754 --> 01:42:34,713
When I oral,
it's always at least one minute.

2294
01:42:34,887 --> 01:42:37,106
Double-entendre
from Robert, everybody.

2295
01:42:37,890 --> 01:42:39,152
[IN FRENCH]
Have a good weekend!

2296
01:42:39,239 --> 01:42:41,850
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

2297
01:42:47,682 --> 01:42:50,468
MAMMIE'S KITCHEN

2298
01:42:51,643 --> 01:42:53,122
- Alphonse!
- Hey, Gordie!

2299
01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:55,429
GORDON: [IN FRENCH]
- Do you need a hand?
- No, I'm good.

2300
01:42:55,647 --> 01:42:56,735
Everyone is inside.

2301
01:42:57,301 --> 01:42:59,085
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

2302
01:43:00,956 --> 01:43:02,262
Hello, beautiful.

2303
01:43:02,393 --> 01:43:03,916
Hey, <i>Allô!</i>[CHUCKLES]

2304
01:43:04,612 --> 01:43:05,961
Hey!

2305
01:43:06,135 --> 01:43:08,050
Hello, my baby.
[KISSES]
Hello!

2306
01:43:08,181 --> 01:43:10,270
- How are you guys doing?
- I'm so hungry.

2307
01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:12,054
[IN ENGLISH] So,
can you grab these?

2308
01:43:12,141 --> 01:43:13,621
[IN FRENCH]
With pleasure. <i>Merci.</i>

2309
01:43:15,188 --> 01:43:16,624
[IN ENGLISH]
Hey, everybody!

2310
01:43:16,711 --> 01:43:18,278
[ALL EXCLAIM]

2311
01:43:18,670 --> 01:43:19,888
[IN FRENCH]
It looks delicious!

2312
01:43:19,975 --> 01:43:21,238
- [IN ENGLISH] Amazing!
- Oh!

2313
01:43:21,673 --> 01:43:23,936
- [IN FRENCH] You're good.
- Oh, thank you.

2314
01:43:24,371 --> 01:43:25,720
[IN ENGLISH] So, Junior,

2315
01:43:25,851 --> 01:43:27,983
- you're a cop, huh?
- Yes, sir!

2316
01:43:28,245 --> 01:43:29,507
You ever shot anyone?

2317
01:43:29,637 --> 01:43:31,073
Uh, no.

2318
01:43:31,204 --> 01:43:33,598
But my girlfriend and I,
we tased a bike thief yesterday.

2319
01:43:33,902 --> 01:43:35,643
OFFICER: [IN FRENCH]
"We?" No, I tased him.

2320
01:43:35,730 --> 01:43:37,558
Yeah, but I'm the one
who saw him.

2321
01:43:37,645 --> 01:43:39,081
[IN ENGLISH] I'm the one
who saw him first.

2322
01:43:39,168 --> 01:43:41,170
- I could have tased him.
- I don't give a rat's ass,

2323
01:43:41,301 --> 01:43:43,782
as long as someone was tased
and justice was served.

2324
01:43:43,956 --> 01:43:45,131
Dad, can you watch
your language?

2325
01:43:45,218 --> 01:43:46,611
- There's a toddler here.
- Oh, sorry.

2326
01:43:46,872 --> 01:43:48,830
[IN FRENCH] Don't worry,
I've said much worse.

2327
01:43:48,917 --> 01:43:50,049
[IN ENGLISH] Oh, by the way,
Peter,

2328
01:43:50,179 --> 01:43:52,704
I loved your <i>Widow's Hammock.</i>

2329
01:43:53,226 --> 01:43:54,880
My goodness! Thank you, Ginette.

2330
01:43:55,489 --> 01:43:58,187
- I hope I'm not overstepping.
- But he will, watch.

2331
01:43:58,666 --> 01:44:00,668
PETER: But would you consider
being the cover model

2332
01:44:00,755 --> 01:44:01,843
for my next book?

2333
01:44:02,191 --> 01:44:03,410
[IN FRENCH]
Did you hear, Alphonse?

2334
01:44:03,497 --> 01:44:04,890
He asked me
to be his cover model.

2335
01:44:05,107 --> 01:44:06,805
<i>Cover model!</i>[CHUCKLES]
GINETTE: Yes.

2336
01:44:06,935 --> 01:44:08,807
[IN ENGLISH] You wanna take it
easy there, <i>l'Anglais.</i>

2337
01:44:09,068 --> 01:44:13,333
[ALL LAUGH]

2338
01:44:13,725 --> 01:44:15,466
JUNIOR: [IN FRENCH]
Drink more wine, Dad.

2339
01:44:17,990 --> 01:44:19,426
[IN ENGLISH] She'd be so happy.

2340
01:44:20,558 --> 01:44:21,733
GORDON: You know,
I never told you,

2341
01:44:21,994 --> 01:44:24,257
I have a pretty funny story
about her and the ring.

2342
01:44:24,605 --> 01:44:26,520
SOPHIE: You do? Really?

2343
01:44:26,999 --> 01:44:29,523
No, it wasn't
actually that funny.

2344
01:44:29,654 --> 01:44:31,046
It was pretty traumatic,
- so never mind.
- What?

2345
01:44:31,177 --> 01:44:32,961
[IN FRENCH] No, tell us. <i>Oui, oui.</i>

2346
01:44:33,092 --> 01:44:34,833
- No.
- What's the story?

2347
01:44:34,963 --> 01:44:37,401
[IN ENGLISH] What story
about my mother?[IN FRENCH] I think I know it.

2348
01:44:37,488 --> 01:44:38,750
Pass the cauliflower, please!

2349
01:44:39,011 --> 01:44:40,795
[IN ENGLISH] There will be
no <i>chou-fleur</i> until you tell us.

2350
01:44:40,926 --> 01:44:42,014
No, <i>jamais.</i>

2351
01:44:42,144 --> 01:44:44,190
How about a toast
to change the subject?

2352
01:44:44,277 --> 01:44:45,409
[IN FRENCH] To family!

2353
01:44:45,539 --> 01:44:48,107
[ALL CHEER]

2354
01:44:48,281 --> 01:44:50,370
[IN ENGLISH] It's "familla"? <i>"Famille."</i>

2355
01:44:50,457 --> 01:44:52,154
<i>AÀ la familla! "Famille."</i>

2356
01:44:52,285 --> 01:44:54,156
<i>AÀ la famille. AÀ la famille!</i>

2357
01:44:54,505 --> 01:44:57,595
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