[electrical buzzing]
[playful fanfare]
[insects chirring]
[owl hooting]
[relaxing island music plays]
[rooster crows]
[alarm buzzes]
Yeehaw!
Good morning, Bikini Bottom!
Go get 'em, Sandy!
-Pipe down! -I'm trying to sleep!
-She's exuberant, I can say that. -[chuckles] You sleepyheads!
The early squirrel gets the acorn!
[whistles loudly] Here Sparky, Sparky, Sparky!
[metal hooves clattering]
[Sparky neighs]
[laughs]
Time for our daily roundup!
We got a lot of data to collect.
[Sparky neighs]
-[giggles] Woo-hoo! -[neighs]
[laughs and strums guitar]
[Sparky neighs]
♪ Well... ♪
♪ All my neighbors know my name ♪
♪ It's Sandy Cheeks ♪
♪ Born and raised in Texas ♪
♪ Y'all, it's plain to see ♪
♪ My specialty ♪
♪ Is marine biology ♪
♪ So I knew Bikini Bottom Was a place for me ♪
♪ Hee-hee-hee-hee ♪
♪ It's a place for me ♪
Woo-hoo!
♪ I'm like a fish out of water Well it might seem strange ♪
♪ But it ain't all that different From riding the range ♪
♪ Researching all the urchins Making gadgets is my game ♪
♪ I saddle up 'Cause I love doing science every day ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ She's busy doing science every day ♪
-Yee-hoo! -[all giggling]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh I'm doing science every day ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh This squirrel is leading the way ♪
♪ There ain't no denying ♪
♪ I love doing science every day ♪
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!
♪ Well, nothing else matters When you're out collecting data ♪
♪ And the seaweed is swaying your way ♪
♪ No, there ain't nothing better Than finding scientific treasure ♪
♪ To keep this girl happy At the end of the day ♪
-[Sparky neighs] -[Sandy squeals]
♪ You can bet your Bikini Bottom dollar ♪
♪ It's great but sometimes I get lonesome ♪
♪ For the Lone Star State ♪
♪ So when I leave this 'ol coral reef And depart ♪
♪ I might have floated on up to the top ♪
♪ But Texas, you have my heart ♪
-[all harmonize] -[song fades]
[door swings open]
[SpongeBob blathering]
Good morning, Sandy!
Haven't seen you in a while. [laughs]
[sputters softly]
In your absence, I've gained some mad skills.
Observe. Throw it up and... [yelps] Ow.
Wait. [laughs] Stand by for my learning curve.
-[groans and blathers] -[Sandy] Aw!
Chew long enough and you can crack any nut.
[groans] Absolutely!
Fast and steady wins the race.
[groans] Fall eight times, get up seven.
-Ancient proverb. -[fast-paced music plays]
-No, no! [grunts] -Wait!
-What in tarnation? -[SpongeBob blathers]
[gasps]
[epic, suspenseful music plays]
Practice, practice, practice.
Practice! [yelps]
[breathes heavily, shouts]
-[neighs] -Giddy up and thrust to power!
-[SpongeBob laughs] -Fire them rockets!
[SpongeBob laughs]
[Sparky screeches]
[slo-mo screams and laughter]
-[Sandy grunts] -[SpongeBob] Doing-doing!
Woo!
[loud whirring]
Great Neptune!
I know, right? 947th time's the charm.
Look!
-[thrilling music plays] -[loud rumbling]
Ah! What's happening?
[neighs]
[all screaming in fear]
Yes! Doom! Terror!
-[screams] -[thud]
[screams]
-[screams louden and subside] -[low chatter]
[passing screams]
[all resume screaming]
-[groans] -What's going on out here?
-[shouts] -Careful!
-What's all the...? [scream echoes] -I said careful!
[scream echoes]
[structures cracking]
[siren blares]
No!
[screaming continues]
[Squidward hums nonchalantly]
Don't panic anyone! [chitters nervously]
[frantic shouting]
[Fred] My leg!
[gasps] What is this?
A volcano? An invasion?
Does Patrick have gas again?
Hmm?
[high-pitched scream]
-[frightened squeal] -[Patrick mumbling]
[whimpering]
[grunts in anger]
Stop teasing me!
[grumbles]
-This is a disaster! -[shouting in despair]
[screams]
[Fred groans] My other leg!
-[suspenseful music intensifies] -[Sandy gasps]
[meows]
[splutters] Gary!
[horn blows]
[neighs]
Hey, buddy! You caught the jellyfish in the net!
Congratulations! [voice echoes]
[sobs] Thank you.
What the hey!
Magnify!
[device whirs]
[Sandy] B.O.O.T.S. Marine Biology Lab.
Galveston, Texas.
[gasps]
B.O.O.T.S. Laboratory?!
That's the lab that I work for!
"Boots"? I thought you made science.
You think you know a person.
[capsule hums and beeps]
"B.O.O.T.S."
Bureau Of Official Texas Science.
Hmm?
What the heck is going on?
I don't know, Sandy.
But except for you and Sparky,
Bikini Bottom and everyone I ever loved...
is gone.
[sniffles] And all my streaming videos on demand...
I can't demand them anymore!
[cries intensely]
I gotta get to the bottom of this.
Better call my fellow scientists at the lab.
Computer, call Kyle and Phoebe.
[computer whirs and beeps]
[computer dials up]
You have reached B.O.O.T.S. Laboratories,
now a division of Gushing Waters Water Parks.
And future home of Sea Pals.
Owned and operated by Sue Nahmee.
[Sandy] Water Parks?
And who in tarnation is "Sue Nammy"?
I'm sorry, this call has been terminated.
-Goodbye. -[Sandy] Wait! Kyle! Phoebe!
Dagnabbit!
[SpongeBob crying furiously]
Wah!
SpongeBob, lookee here.
[screams]
I believe I know where Bikini Bottom is,
and I swear on the Alamo
I'm going to get Gary and Patrick...
-And Sparky's hindquarters. -Yes, and Sparky's hindquarters too.
-[neighs] -And the whole dang town,
and put 'em right back in this big old ugly ditch!
[voice echoes]
[cries, stops abruptly] Question. Where are they now?
[sighs] A place I ain't been to in a while.
A place I once called home.
A place called... Texas.
[SpongeBob] Texas? Woo-hoo!
Going to Texas to save our friends. Yeehaw!
Come on, SpongeBob! You're coming with me!
Yay! Ten-four, good buddy.
-[horn blares] -[mumbles]
Hmm... Now, let's see.
If we can propel ourselves to 25,000 feet above sea level,
we can hitch a ride on the 10:35 Texas Airlines' flight to Houston,
but I'm gonna need some Texas-sized propulsion. Whoa!
-[SpongeBob quavers] -[neighs]
Whoa! [strains]
Well, lookee here!
The scoop done severed a volcanic vent!
That steam must be gushing with the force of nearly...
[gasps] Twelve thousand metric tons of pressure!
Come on, SpongeBob. Let's hightail it down yonder!
-[yelps] -Sparky,
we'll be back before you can shake a tail!
[neighs enthusiastically]
[SpongeBob] Whoa! Whoa! Concussion. Head trauma.
[grunts] Just a fender bender.
[groans] Ooh, that's a bump!
[blabbers] Whoa!
Hmm?
Hiya!
If we can figure out some kind of way
to ride those bubbles clear up to the jetliner,
which should be passing through in...
two minutes and 49 seconds...
[in awe] Wow.
What does that mean?
We might just make it to Texas!
Those ought to do the trick! [strains]
[blubbers]
Hiya! Do like I do!
Yeehaw!
It's just like surfing!
[in deep voice] I got this!
[blathers in normal voice]
-Whoa! -[Sandy] Woo-hoo!
-[SpongeBob] I don't got this! -[sputters]
[blathers in fear]
[SpongeBob screams]
[screams in fear]
Just bend your knees, stick out your square butt,
and keep your center of gravity low!
[gurgles] Whoa!
Hey, Sandy. Watch this!
[blathers] Hey! Whoa!
[laughs]
SpongeBob, look out!
-[clams squawking] -[screams]
[blabbering]
-[both laugh] -[clam squawks]
What are we doing?
[both] Saving Bikini Bottom!
[SpongeBob] Woo-hoo!
-[squawking continues] -Yeah!
[device beeps and whirs]
Eh, yup! Right on time!
Here comes the 10:35 stagecoach to Houston!
-[SpongeBob] Whoa! -[Sandy] Hiya!
[screams, groans]
Wow! I never knew somebody could do this!
-[boing] -[both laugh]
Nobody can do this!
It's crazy!
-[SpongeBob gasps for air] -[Sandy] Oops! Oh!
I got you covered, buddy! Something I invented for a drought.
Em... plegh!
That worked well.
Sandy Cheeks' Super Hydration Lotion!
Ooh! Nine out of ten sponges
prefer Sandy Cheeks' Super Hydration Libation.
Side effects include fry cook skills, porousness, chronic optimism.
Not recommended for non-sponges. [laughs]
[French narrator reads text]
[sizzles]
[giggles with excitement]
[grumbles] Ooh!
-[mysterious chiming] -Why?
[whimpers]
I don't know, Sandy.
I was just working my way back to happy, but then...
Oh, this weenie reminded me of Squidward's nose.
-Whatcha doin'? -Just calculating our jump.
Oh, isn't that nice? [blabbers] Jump?
Yeehaw! There's Galveston!
[suspenseful music plays]
-[gulps] -[Sandy] Ready for a kick-start?
Of course! What is a kick-start?
-[grunts] -[SpongeBob] Whoa!
Now I know!
-[thrilling music plays] -[screams]
-[music intensifies] -[shouts in fear, babbles]
[clicks]
[SpongeBob shouts]
Whoa! Woo-hoo!
-Woo! -[Sandy giggles]
Wow! Sandy, you never told me you were a flying squirrel!
Well, actually, it's more like gliding.
But I don't like to brag.
And, uh, it gives me jiggly arm flaps.
-[smack] -[groan]
Hmm? [groans] Hey!
-I'm getting flap-slapped! [laughs] -Hang on!
[both shout]
[both scream and laugh]
-[SpongeBob] Yeah! -[Sandy] Woo-hoo!
[hearty laugh]
-Take that, gravity! -[both giggle]
Woo!
[SpongeBob] Woo! Whoa!
[both laugh]
Woo-hoo!
Hooray! [guffaws]
There it is! B.O.O.T.S. Lab!
Wait, they added a water park to the lab?
Cool! Wait, what's a water park?
Lookee there! We'll land in that floatin' pool!
[SpongeBob] Whoa!
[wind rumbles]
[Sandy] Hey! Why are we slowing down?
I think we're going backwards!
Oh no! A Texas twister?
It's pulling us away from the lab.
[both shout]
[both scream in fear]
[twister rumbles]
[Sandy] We're going too deep into the heart of Texas!
-[both scream] -[cow moos]
[groans] Whoa!
[cowboys] Beans! Beans, beans, beans!
Good thing we're upwind. Whoa!
[both screaming]
Hang on, SpongeBob!
We're coming in for a landing!
[both shout]
[crunches, spits]
[shouts, groans]
[SpongeBob screams]
Ow!
[gasps]
-[groans] -[squishes, boings]
-Ouch. -Oh, sorry there, SpongeBob.
-Here. Hiya! -[grunts] Thanks.
-[dryly] A bit thirsty. -[gasps]
[dry cough]
Well, there's plenty of water in the desert
if you know where to look.
[hollow thump]
-[bubbling] -Whoa! [gurgles]
Ah! [whistles] Come here!
Give a little sponge a hand!
-[inflates and pops] -[giggles]
Hmm.
[curious music plays]
[blows strongly]
Galveston, 626 miles?
Well, I guess we're walking.
[boinging]
It's been rolling around in my brain like a tumbleweed.
What could B.O.O.T.S. Lab possibly want with Bikini Bottom?
Maybe they're taking our people's brains, making 'em fight in a dome.
-[bell dings] -[squeaking]
Ah! [robotic voice] Or maybe they're replacing everyone with robots.
SpongeBob! Science isn't all clone monsters
-and lasers. -[SpongeBob] Ahem!
[in proper voice] Let's agree to disagree, hmm?
[Sandy sighs]
-[bird screeches] -[playful music plays]
[ominous music plays]
[all sniffling and chattering]
Do you think it's safe to come out?
It does seem pretty quiet.
-[toilet flushing] -[both scream]
[all scream]
-Woo! -[toilet finishes flushing]
What? I washed my hands!
We definitely aren't in the ocean anymore, Mr. Squidward.
Don't you think someone should go out there and check it out?
Excellent idea, Mr. Squidward.
-Why don't you go out there? -How about, um... no.
-Does that work for ya? -[chuckles softly]
And what about any of you?
[all whistle distractedly]
All right, you scallywags!
[shouts and groans]
[blabbering]
[grumbles softly in fear]
[groans]
[yawns]
[mumbles to himself]
[shouts]
[mumbles] Should take a look over...
[shouts and whimpers]
-[loud creaking] -[gasps]
[chuckles nervously]
-Ooh! -[screaming]
-[clang echoes] -[screams continue]
[gasps]
-[breathes heavily] -[Gary meows]
[yelps in fear]
[meows]
Gary, go home!
[whimpers softly]
-[deep breathing] -[squeals]
[breathing continues]
-[shouts] -[breathing continues]
Pretty scary, huh?
[grunts in anger]
Just like I told Gary, go home!
You pointy pink eraser head!
Okay. [groans and grunts]
[yelps] Ow!
[groans] Hmm?
What in the seven seas?
-[mysterious music] -[loud thump]
[screams in fear] Abandon ship!
[reverberating scream]
Ah!
[yelps]
[hyperventilating]
Here be giants.
[electronic whirring]
Kyle, where are you?
[Kyle] I'm right here filed under "K."
[whip cracks]
I cannot believe you still live here and the boss doesn't know.
I don't see any of them critters.
Did you eat them? You weren't sleep eating again, were you?
Not since I ate half my lab coat.
-[egg squelches] -Computer!
Is all of Bikini Bottom accounted for?
Ooh. "Computer, is all of Bikini Bottom accounted for?" Ugh!
[snorts] Computer hates you since you spilled coffee on it.
-Let me show you how it's done. -[scoffs]
Hey, 'Puter,
is everybody in the glass marble accounted for?
SpongeBob and Sandy Cheeks are currently missing.
And could you please stop using my DVD drive
to heat toaster pastries?
Missing? Oh, the boss isn't gonna like this.
-[doors hiss open] -[Sue Nahmee] Missing?
[suspenseful music plays]
Who's missing?
[groovy rock music plays]
♪ You see her swimming Then get out of her way ♪
♪ She's a fishy with a mission And there's something to say ♪
♪ She makes waves ♪
♪ She's gonna school ya When you're taking the bait ♪
♪ She's a real big fish ♪
♪ And you're caught in her wake She makes waves ♪
-[music stops] -[electronic whirring]
Where's my beautiful, scaly baby?
Hmm? Where? Oh!
-[fish growls] -Oh. Uh!
Oh, no, no, no. First give Mommy a kissy.
[loud smooch]
-[dog growls] -'Cuda!
-[whimpers] -Don't be a dumb mammal.
Ah!
Now, tell 'Cuda here who's missing.
[growls]
-If Galveston is 626 miles away... -[giggles and sniffs]
-...uh, my stride is about four inches... -Wow!
Texas sure is magical!
-[Sandy] It would be 39 million... -Oh!
-...663,000... -Mm!
-...sixty-three inches. -Ah! Even the smells are amazing.
-Which means... -[rattling]
[dramatic music plays]
Oh! Texas sure smells dangerous all of a sudden.
-[Western music plays] -[gasps]
[snake rattles and laughs]
This is an ambush!
[snakes rattle and laugh]
What do you do when death stares you right in the face?
Me? I tell him it's rude
-and look the other way. Oh! -[laughs]
How dare you ambush us!
You low-down, dirty rattlesnakes!
-They look tasty. -Hiya!
-[gasps] What the...? -Well, well!
Congratulations on correctly identifying
our genus and species!
Low-down and dirty!
But we're also... hungry!
[hearty laugh]
Now you lookee here, snakes!
-[whimpers] -We're on the trail to Galveston.
And if you don't want no trouble...
Ain't no trouble at all.
Just hold still. [screams]
-[grunts] -Take that!
[Clyde] Hey, where'd Bonnie go?
-[grunts] -There she is.
-[snakes grunting] -[Sandy panting]
[grunting continues]
[whimpers] Ow!
[laughs]
Help! Sandy!
Sorry, SpongeBob. I got my paws full over here.
-[boing] -[shouts]
-I keep missing. -[both shout]
I always get first bite.
[rattles and shouts]
-[crunches] -[Sandy] Yeow!
[shouts and gasps]
[snakes laugh maniacally]
Dad gum it! [blathering incoherently]
In a big-- big Texas-sized...
[mumbles] Fix now...
What have we here?
[shouts in fear]
[snake laughs]
I did not want to do this.
I'm an independent squirrel,
but I reckon I... I got no choice.
[inhales deeply, whistles]
[snakes groan]
[whistle echoes loudly]
Hey, that whistle had a nice ring to it. [laughs]
-[groans] -[snakes laugh]
[loud popping noise]
[engine roaring]
What is that?
Hey! Let me see!
-[grunts] -Hmm!
-[suspenseful music plays] -[door creaks]
What in the Sam Hill?
A phantom jalopy!
-Vintage! -[upbeat Western music plays]
Well, lookie who's back from Briny Blue!
It's our little squirrely girl!
[grunts and shouts]
Howdy, Pa! [groans]
Sandy, you wouldn't use the Cheeks family whistle for nothin'.
These tapeworms giving you trouble?
'Fraid so, Pa.
Enough said. Cheeks assemble!
-Woo-hoo [laughs] -[both shout]
[grunts] Woo-hoo!
-[upbeat music plays] -Yeehaw!
[all grunt and blabber]
[all] Yeah!
Slither on outta here!
[all scream]
Woo!
[grunting]
[chuckles]
-[chuckles] -Hold still.
[grunting continues]
Ooh!
Woo! [chuckles]
Ah!
[horn honks]
[SpongeBob] Cheeks Family Circus!
Wow! Sandy, this is your family?
-[squirrels shouting] -[Sandy] Yup.
This is my family.
[squirrels grunt and growl]
Mmm. Squirrel buffet.
-My favorite. -[snakes laugh]
Hey! Y'all thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
The Rolling Thunder Ball!
[all shout]
[panting]
Hey! Don't tread on me!
[snakes shout in fear]
[loud plop]
-Huh? -Oh my.
This is most unseemly.
-Oh man! -I'm still hungry.
Just so y'all know, I ain't leaving 'cause
I'm ashamed of being naked.
I'm leaving 'cause...
I'm getting sand in my innards!
[groans]
-[all cheer and laugh] -That's how you do it!
Cheese!
Thank you very much! We're here all week.
[laughs] Did you see them slither away?
-I gave 'em one of these! -I gave 'em one of those!
I'm more of a lover than a fighter.
And I love the way you kicked their booties!
-[laughs] -Uh...
What?
Honey, I think someone done filled this kid
full of holes.
No, that's a Swiss cheese boy.
[giggles] Cheese boy.
That's not a Swiss cheese boy.
That's SpongeBob and he's my friend.
[gasps] My baby!
-[air hissing] -[Sandy groans softly]
-[sighs] -[spurts water loudly]
Cheeks family, let's roll!
[all cheer]
Woo-hoo!
-[Pa grunting] -[Sandy groans]
Next stop: Varmint Parade in Tyler, Texas!
Now wait a minute!
I can't go with y'all!
-Well, I don't know about her, but I'm in. -[growls]
[grunts and laughs]
Mwah! Everybody ready? Then sound off!
Yip! [chitters] Pa on the wheel!
Ma on shifter!
Woo-hoo! Woo!
[laughs]
Randy on gas pedal!
[shouts and laughs]
[laughs] Yeah! Yeehaw!
Oh, and once in a while brakes.
[snoring]
-[all scream] -Granny!
On the clutch!
[snoring]
[Pa] And Rosie and Rowdy stayin' safe, twin style!
[laughter]
[engine roars]
[engine revving]
Woo-hoo! Hooray!
-[SpongeBob] Woo-hoo! -[laughter]
[Granny mumbles] Here we come!
[laughs] We doin' it now!
[laughs uncontrollably]
[whistles]
[sighs of disappointment]
Listen up, Cheeks!
The reason I'm back in Texas
is because Bikini Bottom--
Weren't that the town you were spying on?
I weren't spying!
I was... [splutters] ...doing observations.
Anyway, the whole town with all my friends
were transported to B.O.O.T.S. Lab in Galveston.
[gasps] Maybe they're sewing them all together
into one giant patchwork quilt of living flesh!
[wailing]
That ain't the science I remember at B.O.O.T.S.
Don't you worry now, sweetheart.
We'll get you to that lab and help you get your friends back.
-[cheering] -Heck yeah!
-Get your friends back! -With pleasure!
-Cheeks family, detour to Galveston. -[all cheer]
♪ Step right up and be amazed ♪
♪ Through the air they fly with ease Ma and Pa on the wire ♪
♪ Randy flies right through a tire Granny's stilts as tall as trees ♪
♪ Sandy thrills on water skis ♪
♪ Step right up for the Amazing Flying Cheeks ♪
'Cuda says he can't believe you idiots
lost the sponge with the pants!
He's the centerpiece to my project.
OMG, 'Cuda, I am so sorry.
It is only temporary and we're gonna find him.
-[eerie music plays] -['Cuda growling softly]
I want that sponge!
[all shouting]
Shorten the sails! Man the lifeboats!
Batten down the Krabby Patties!
['Cuda barks]
['Cuda wheezes, whimpers]
I know, 'Cuda.
They obviously don't understand Project Sea Pals yet.
I said...
-Sea Pals! -Sea Pals.
[eerie music continues]
I think everyone needs a refresher, don't you?
[upbeat music plays]
[announcer] Kids love fish!
But sales of pet sea creatures have long been hurt
by one sad fact.
You can't cuddle with the little darlings!
Until now!
Sea Pals are a revolutionary new consumer product.
Ocean creatures that breathe air and live in your house!
Oh boy! It's a crab man!
[announcer] That's right, Bobby. Mr. Krabs.
And you can collect all of Mr. Krabs' friends!
There's Patrick, Squidward, and the anchor product,
-SpongeBob! -[SpongeBob] Wow!
And Sea Pals are genetically modified
to stay adorable and compliant even during aggressive cuddling!
Sorry, Fido, looks like you're out of a job.
How is this possible?
We've designed a three-phase process!
Phase one! We feed the critters
our special genetic modification paste.
This prepares them for phase two!
Their DNA is altered by our patented gene machine,
turning them into air breathers ready for phase three!
Cloning!
And soon they'll be on their way to a retailer near you.
[party horn blows]
Now that's production value.
It's a great video.
-[growls] -'Cuda doesn't like suck-ups, darling.
Start phase one! Now!
[comical thud and crash]
[Phoebe] Oh, come here. No...
Come here. No, this way. This...
Hold on! [strains]
-[loud pop] -Phew!
Find me that sponge!
-You got it. -['Cuda growls]
[car engine rumbling]
[yawns, grunts and snores]
Yessiree, Bob Sponge.
Not to brag, but I got voted
-most irresistible wink in Texas. -[soft chimes]
Eight years running.
Ooh, ooh! Let me try!
[grunts, blabbers]
-[clears throat] -Wha?
-[frightening music plays] -[strains]
Ooh! [laughs]
[plucking to a jolly rhythm]
-[crash] -[both shout]
Uh-oh! The gum I use to keep the engine together is wearing out.
Oh! Sandy can fix anything. Let's wake her up.
Now hold your britches there, Mr. Pants.
She ain't the only one who's good at mechanical science.
I'll put her on cruise and check it out.
[grunts]
-[loud hissing] -Oh!
[groans and mumbles]
Huh?
The sun's coming up. Might as well set up for morning supper.
-[grunts and laughs] -[Sandy sighs]
Ma, it's called breakfast.
[Randy groans]
Yo, here you go!
Say, you look like a gearhead.
'Fraid not. Square head.
[cranking, thud]
[giggles]
Square head! [laughs]
I get it! Oh, that's a good one, Bob!
[grunting]
[soft instrumental music plays]
[gasps]
[muffled crowd chants] Cheeks Family Circus!
I am kind of hungry for some home cooking.
Think fast, pumpkin! Fire up the grill! Ha-ha!
[humming]
-[circus music plays] -[grunts]
[shouts] Woo-hoo!
-[both chuckle] -Stuck it!
Yep! I still got skills.
[sighs] I always hoped
the circus would be handed down through the womenfolk.
First Granny who started it, then me,
then you!
Yip! Ha-ha!
[little squirrels laughing]
[family laughing]
Oh, Ma, you knew my love of science
would always win out over the circus.
I'm the first-ever scientist squirrel to live in the ocean.
But you were already the first-ever water skiing squirrel.
And we miss our little star.
[muffled crowd cheering]
[sighs]
-[circus music plays] -[crowd chants] Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
[giggling]
-Aw! -[kids] Whoa!
Who's a little rascal?
-Who's a little rascal? -[both laugh]
[laughs] I think they get that from my side of the family.
They're a little nuts! Or is it that they like little nuts?
They do have small teeth!
[both laugh]
I'm hungry.
Hickory nut-crusted apple steaks
with roasted pecans.
Mama, you made that just for me 'cause you know that's my favorite.
[both laugh]
Well, who wants walnut milk? I got some!
[all] I do!
Whatever Sandy wants to do with her life
is okay by us 'cause we love her.
-Isn't that right, Mama? -Of course we love her.
Aw! I love y'all too.
She can do whatever she wants in her life
as long as it's right here in Texas.
-Uh... -[SpongeBob] Ahem!
I found the problem with the engine.
-A kitty cat! -[raccoon snarling]
[all shout in surprise]
-All right, you, time to leave. -[raccoon screeches]
-[shouts] -[raccoon chittering]
It's best not to handle the wildlife out here.
They could have the rabies.
[groans] I've had rabies more times than I can remember!
Granny, you crack me up!
[mysterious music plays]
They've got a cloning machine. Yes!
Uh-huh, one that actually works, unlike yours.
Hmm...
[Plankton Lincoln] Blarg, blarg, blarg, blarg...
[continues blabbering]
Quiet, I'm thinking!
If I can get my hands on their machine,
I can finally turn myself into an unstoppable army
and rule the world!
-[laughs diabolically] -[ominous music plays]
[Karen] Good!
Then maybe one of you would take out the garbage.
[gasps] Maybe this is one of those, um...
Um... [rambles] What do you call those...
scary movies you have when you sleep?
Nightmares?
No! [muffled] Scary sleep movies!
[loud creaking]
Whoa! Huh?
Mm!
Hey, everybody! It's raining Phase Ones!
And they're free! [echoes in slo-mo]
[all gasp]
-[yelps] -[Fred groans]
My leg again!
Stop it! You're eating into me profits!
[sobs inconsolably]
Oh my! Oh!
[groaning]
Are you gonna eat that? [gulps]
Are you gonna eat that? [munches]
Ooh! Are you gonna eat that?!
[laughs and munches]
How about the pink one?
Yes! Good market research on pink. Put him in the gene machine!
[excited laughter]
-Get me two more. -Uh...
[screams]
I don't work for you in this insane orb!
In fact, I'm getting as far away from you as I can get!
-[Mr. Krabs] Avast, there! -Oh, typical.
[Plankton] Wait! Wait! Oh!
Why won't they pick me?
It's just like high school all over again.
[splutters]
-[Patrick laughs] -[nervous cries]
[Sue Nahmee] Commence Phase Two.
[ominous music plays]
-[whirring] -[shouting]
[laughing maniacally]
I think I'm gonna hurl!
Take us out of here,
you monsters!
Again! Again!
Oh, can we go backwards this time?
Put them in the play-set! Let's test these puppies.
[ominous music plays]
[Patrick laughs]
-Woo! -[mumbles and shouts]
Yay! We're back home in Bikini Bottom!
Hey! Why is it so small?
'Cause it ain't real, son.
It's some kind of unholy simulacrum!
Put us back in the water, ye' landlubbin' demons!
Wait! We're not in the water!
I feel... I feel...
Five, six, seven, eight!
[soft music plays]
♪ I feel so strange ♪
Huh!
♪ I feel so odd ♪
[breathes heavily]
♪ This is rare, I'm breathing air ♪
-[breathes heavily] -♪ Someone applaud ♪
-♪ Oh, the ox... ♪ -[music stops]
-Huh? -Much better.
Heh. Now why didn't I ever think of that?
Bring in the focus group.
[kids] Toys! Gimme the toys! Where are the toys? Where are the toys?
Gimme! Gimme! [squeals]
[mysterious music plays]
-[straining] I want him! -No, I want him!
-He's mine! -Give me him!
[laughs]
Hey! That tickles!
-[girl] Give him to me! -Hey! Careful!
-Fly! -[both shout]
-Whoa! -[Squidward groans]
I love you! I love you! I love you!
-Play chess! -[both grunting]
Eat spaghetti!
Yes! Yes! Excellent.
[groaning]
[Sue Nahmee] Kyle.
Pay them off and return them to their parents.
[mysterious music continues]
[snoring]
[giggling]
[grunts softly]
Hey Randy, will you show me how to do
the Cheeks Family whistle like you promised?
[grunts]
Does Texas chili burn your mouth?
Well, just put your fingers in your piehole like so...
[grunts] Oh.
-Mm-hmm. -[blows softly]
Yeah, you got it. Now put your lips together and blow!
[giggles nervously]
[sharp inhale, blows furiously]
-[police siren wails] -What? What?
[fart noise] Woo!
Uh-oh! That's the fuzz.
Hold on, everybody!
-[all gasping] -Oh no!
-[grunts] -Keep your foot off my face!
What the heck are you doing? We gotta pull over!
-Sorry, Pa, can't nearly do that! -Why in the Sam Hill not?
Well, I might have stashed a load of stolen nuts in the back.
Dag nabbit, Randy! You let me out right here!
-You're gonna ruin everything! -I been in lots of high-speed chases.
Ain't never been caught once!
-I'll get you there in half the time. -[grunts]
Then do it. Just make sure you drop me off
at Galveston before you get hauled off to jail!
-Huh! -Yeehaw!
[police siren wails]
[fast-paced music plays]
Hold on tight!
[grunts]
[truck horn blares]
Ooh! That's funny! Looks like we're headed straight for a cliff.
[all scream]
[screaming continues]
Well, I'll be! If this ain't the same twister
what got us before, SpongeBob!
[cowboys] Beans! Beans! Beans!
[laughs] This time we're downwind.
Ugh! Definitely downwind.
[siren wails]
[upbeat music plays]
[grunting]
Here's a trick Grandpa Cheeks taught me.
Ooh! What happened to him?
Uh, eventually, this trick.
-[lasso whips] -Yah!
[strains] Yah!
[wind blows furiously]
[Randy] Yeehaw!
They’s moving faster than green grass through a goose!
Nice work, sis. [clicks tongue]
[tires screeching]
[SpongeBob] Galveston, eight miles. We're almost there!
Shoot! We're gonna have to let you off without stopping.
[officer] Pull over! We have you surrounded!
-What are you talkin' 'bout? -Sandy!
Get on back here!
-[both groan] -[squeaks]
Ooh! [giggles]
[triumphant music plays]
[both grunting]
I gotta go get my friends!
That's my girl! You go get 'em!
Oh! But dang it! I just got here.
Ma, Pa... I just want to say...
You can tell us the next time you visit, dear.
[lift cranks and whirs]
[sirens wailing]
Water park is coming up!
And sorry, sis, I may have overloaded that cannon just a smidge.
Wait, what?
[both scream]
Huh? I guess it's too late to give them these parachutes.
[giggles] Woo-hoo!
All right! We're closing in on the water park!
[laughs] Woo-hoo!
Hooray!
-Whoa! -Woo-hoo!
[Sandy] Woo! I'm back in the circus!
Oh yeah! Ta-da! [gasps]
-Whoa! -[both scream]
-[crash] -[silence]
[relaxing music plays over speakers]
[groans and babbles]
I hate what chlorine does to my tail!
Makes it all frizzy!
[device beeps and whirs]
Hmm.
[man laughs]
[more people laugh]
Coochie coochie coo! [giggles]
Coochie coochie!
[laughter continues]
[laughs uncontrollably]
This place has more legs than Squidward!
Let's find the lab. It's gotta be somewhere in this here water park.
Ooh! I got a great idea for Bikini Bottom.
Air park! Yip!
[dog growls]
[both scream]
The parks at Bikini Bottom don't have those things!
Dogs chasing squirrels?
How cliché!
-['Cuda barks] -[both shout]
-[barks and growls] -Don't eat me! I don't taste good!
[Sandy pants] Now you know why I moved to the ocean!
Land critters are nuts!
-[man shouts] -Hey!
[whimpers]
Well, I was hoping to make a splash here.
[laughs]
[barks]
-Whoa! -[both laugh]
[panting]
[Sandy] Yeehaw! We found it!
-Ha-ha! -['Cuda barks]
-[gasps] -[growling]
-[both gasp] -[growls and grunts]
-Come on, SpongeBob! -Whoa!
[whimpers]
[both] Woo-hoo!
[uplifting music plays]
-[both celebrate] -['Cuda barks]
-[both gasp] -[growls]
[Sandy] Bad dog!
-[SpongeBob chatters nervously] -[Sandy] Ha! Woo-hoo!
[laughs]
Woo!
-Yee-hee! -[chuckles]
This should lead us straight to the lab!
[both shout]
[clanking and grunting]
Think we lost that dog!
[pants] Do you feel drained? I'm so drained!
Ah! I feel like a mole!
['Cuda growling]
[both panting]
-[both shout] -[snarling]
[breathing heavily]
['Cuda whimpers]
[mysterious, thrilling music plays]
[both panting heavily]
[SpongeBob] Do I look flushed? I feel flushed.
[toilet flushes nearby]
[ominous music plays]
[both scream]
-[fart noise] -[screams]
[gurgling]
Whoa!
Huh! Now I know what toothpaste feels like.
[SpongeBob giggles]
Wow!
Bikini Bottom!
I'm so happy!
[gasps] I'm so horrified!
[SpongeBob] Gary!
-[laughs] -[Sandy] SpongeBob, wait!
-[Gary meows] -Good old Gary!
-[laughs] -Hey! It's SpongeBob!
Hello, SpongeBob!
Hello, Patrick!
[strains] Whee! [laughs]
Boy-o! You've come to save us!
Yup, we're doomed.
Holy sugar cookies! He's here!
-Hey! -Hey, I found him.
I'm a fan.
[mysterious music plays]
Excellent!
[dramatic musical sting]
"Sue Nammy"!
You're an embarrassment to scientists everywhere!
-It's "Nahmee." -Really? I've always said "Nammy."
Aw, I'm so sorry.
Um, oh wait! You evil villain!
How dare you scoop up my friends for profit!
Oh, Miss Cheeks.
I'm so glad you brought our prized trophy
SpongeBoy to us.
His name is SpongeBob!
-[growls and chitters] -Oh! Get off!
Get off! This is couture!
-Couture? -What are you doing in there?
-Vermin! -You wanna play, do you?
I'll show ya how you play Texas style! Take that!
[Sandy growling]
[growling continues]
-Hey, girl squirrel! -Hey, Sandy!
Phoebe! Kyle!
How's your science going?
How could you turn to the dark side of science?
Uh, Sue got us a vending machine for the break room.
And if we're good she says she just might...
-fill it. -What?!
-That was a year ago. -Why are you just standing around?
Get the sponge into the cloning machine!
Cloning machine!?
That monster is gonna clone us
and sell us as pets!
-[gasps] -[squishes]
Hope I'm tall enough for this ride!
[thrilling music plays]
FYI, I usually stick with the kiddie rides.
Weak stomach. [laughs] Psst!
This arm isn't inside the vehicle.
Ooh-hoo-hoo! [squeaks]
[giggles uncontrollably]
Soon there will be a SpongePants for every household!
What happens to the original?
The original will no longer exist.
But he'll be legion!
A legion of SpongeBobs?
Someone kill me now.
And I never would have known about this porous little treasure
if it weren't for you.
Why would you do this?
I'll tell you why, Sandy Cheeks.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl.
A little girl who loved fish.
I mean really... loved... fish.
She wished she could take them out of the water
so she could cuddle and sleep with them.
[mysterious music plays]
But every time she tried that...
[crunching]
-...they died. -[shatters]
And this made the little girl...
[groans]
...frustrated!
She used her family's considerable fortune
to travel the world, swimming with swordfish in San Tropez,
ogling octopi in Orlando,
and finally an unfortunate encounter
with piranhas in Peru
deprived her of her earthly body.
And yes, Sandy Cheeks,
that little girl...
was me!
[all gasp]
Uh...
[whimpers]
I'm doing something great and beautiful
thanks to your scientific research, Cheeks!
[electronic whirring]
My scien...?
[somber Western music plays]
But I...
-Oh, Sandy. -I thought I knew you.
Oh, Sandy!
Oh!
I didn't know that you were using me to spy on Bikini Bottom!
Randy was right.
With Sea Pals, I'm giving the whole world
a chance to cuddle with the creatures of the sea!
I am so good!
I was going to feed you to Fishy, Cheeks...
But...
I think I'd rather see you scamper on your wheel.
[whimpers]
[somber music plays]
[Sandy] I reckon you're right.
All I'm good for is scampering.
-[wheel creaks] -[Sandy whimpers]
[electronic whirring]
Welcome to the Cloning Popper, SpongyBoy!
[laughs]
[giggles nervously]
[meows]
Avast there, land witch!
Do not pop SpongeBob!
It's the only thing I'll ever ask of ye!
Oh no! [whimpering]
[screams]
Plegh!
It's hot in here.
-[zapping] -I feel funny.
Hey! What's happening?
-Whoa! Hey! -[shouts]
-[babbling] -Ta-da!
-Hello, little me! -[high-pitched laughter]
[bubbling]
[tiny SpongeBobs shout and laugh]
That's weird! [grunts]
[all groan in disbelief]
-[intense music plays] -[gasps]
Which one is the real me?
[raucous laughter]
Hey, good lookin'!
I don't even know who I am anymore!
[tiny SpongeBobs scream]
[babbling]
Perfect! Now give it a little time for them to grow to actual size.
[Mr. Krabs] Avast, ye land witch!
Please!
Do not give it a little time for them to grow to actual size!
It's the only thing I'll ever ask of ye.
[barking]
Hey, Blue Hair! Over here!
[raucous laughter]
[Mr. Krabs] Land witch, hello!
No!
-[all shout] -They needed more time to grow.
-[barks and growls] -'Cuda, no! Heel! Stop, 'Cuda!
We've got a SpongeBob spill on aisle five.
That is a SpongeBob spill on aisle five.
-Kyle, Phoebe, do something! -[barks]
Yeah, uh...
[high-pitched chatter]
[sighs] Sorry, tiny SpongeBob.
'Fraid I can't hear ya.
Oh! I just want to tell you not to feel bad
because this was not your fault!
Yeah, it was.
Well yeah, okay, you got me there but...
don't give up on saving Bikini Bottom!
Think of everything we've been through!
The plane, the twister, the snakes, your family...
and those zombie vampire werewolves!
Wait! Zombie werewolves?
Just checking to see if you're paying attention.
Bikini Bottom is your home.
It's not something to be reproduced and sold,
and all of us sea creatures,
we're not just your friends. We're your--
You're my family!
[uplifting music plays]
And I don't turn my back on kin!
[panting]
Yeehaw!
What are you idiots doing?
Fix that machine now!
-[whirring] -And sweep up these SpongeBobs!
[both] Yes, boss!
You're such a suck-up!
Can't believe you made us follow Sue's evil plan.
Hello! She bought us a vending machine.
With money from our paychecks.
-We get paychecks? -[softly] Oh my God!
[panting]
The heck with Sue Nahmee and her stupid empty vending machine!
-[both] You thinking what I'm thinking? -[mischievous music plays]
[Sandy] Line me up!
-Right about... -There.
[grunting] Yeehaw!
[all cheering]
Nobody knocks over Sue Nahmee with a hamster wheel!
Well now, could'a swore I just did!
Robo-jerk!
[whirring]
[screams furiously]
[panting]
[Sue Nahmee] Get off of me! [groans]
[grunts]
Rotten rodent!
-[grunts] -Kyle, throw me a magnet!
Got it! [grunts]
Science!
[Sue Nahmee grunts] Don't you touch that!
-[laughs] -No!
[giggles]
[twangy country music plays]
Wah-hoo!
Sue Nahmee does not two-step!
[orchestral accompaniment plays]
Oh, I like this.
What's this? River dance? What am I doing?
[laughs]
-[vibrant dance music plays] -Oh no! No!
No! No!
Nobody makes Sue Nahmee do the robot!
[laughs] Yah!
[shouts]
I just wanted to cuddle fish!
[gulps]
-[groans of disgust] -Ew!
[soft eerie music plays]
I'm a fish!
How is this possible?
It's a scientific breakthrough!
I live it! I love it!
I'm finally a fish!
Whoa, I didn't see that coming!
-[all cheer] -Yeah! Hee-hee! Whoa!
[zapping]
-Huh? -[high-pitched laugh]
Hmm?
-Shiver me timbers! -[laughs]
If ya squish 'em together, the little SpongeBobs reconstitute!
Let's smush 'em!
Yeah! You too, Mr. Squidward!
Why should this world be different from any other?
[sighs heavily]
-Smush! -Ta-da!
[grunts and shouts]
[both laugh]
-[gobbling] -Ta-da!
Woo-hoo! Hooray!
[loud creaking]
[suspenseful music plays]
[all gasp]
The water's leaking out!
We're all going to suffocate! [gasps]
-[sobs] -[laughs]
I'm back!
-Order up! -Yay!
We gotta get Bikini Bottom back to the ocean! Pronto!
Don't look at me. I've got four bad knees.
[both] The Rolling Thunder Ball!
But we're gonna need help!
[grunts]
Ooh-hoo!
[muffled whistle fades]
Oh no! I lost a tooth in the fight!
-[sighs] -[grunts]
[powerful music plays]
-[gasps] -[sharp inhale]
[whistles shrilly]
[music intensifies]
[whistle echoes]
-Dah! -[rumbling]
[intense music plays]
-[Cheeks family cheers] -[Granny] Incoming!
Yeah!
Somebody call for a rescue? Thanks for the lift, twister!
It's Cheeks time! Woo-hoo!
[all grunt]
-Ma! Pa! -[embracing sighs]
Granny! Randy!
You're not in jail?
Not unless you call society and all its rules a jail.
-Aw! -Uh-oh! Uh, Sandy!
Whoa!
This feels very warm and fuzzy.
-But... -The sphere!
We gotta get our friends back to the ocean before the water leaks out!
Nuff said! Cheeks, assemble!
Whoa!
[all shout]
Yeehaw!
[all panting]
-[all sigh] -It's too heavy, Pa!
We can't roll it!
I'm sorry, nut muffin.
It seems like one family
just isn't enough.
Wait!
How about two families?
Two families?
-Huh? -What?
The twister left a charged electric field,
and if I can use that to generate voltage...
G into V, carry the one...
[gasps] Hot dog!
Toss me up some wires!
-Hmm... -[groans]
I found these in my pants!
Heave ho!
[grunts] Ha! Use what ya got!
Y'all don't try this at home.
Stand back!
-[Sandy] Take that thing apart! -You got it!
[groans]
That's my Pa!
[sighs] He's so masculine!
Even my muscles got muscles!
Let's move these parts down the line!
-[cheering] -Put some elbow grease on there!
-[overlapping chatter] -Pick up the pace!
[SpongeBob] Hot potato!
I'm an artist! I don't do manual labor!
-Get to work, ya lazy octopus! -[Patrick] Is mayonnaise a wire?
-Catch, squirrel girl! -Cheese Boy, you're doin' real good!
Y'all, put the positive end over here
and the negative end over there.
Ain't y'all ever jumped a car before?
Kyle! Phoebe! Lift that big Bikini Bottom ball!
[Mr. Krabs] You're doing good for two non-crustaceans!
[Sandy] Keep her steady, Sparky boy!
-Yeah, Sparky! -[Pa] Put some junk in that trunk!
With my family on top of the wheel, and my other family on the bottom,
we're gonna super conduct this baby!
-[Randy] Sounds like a plan! -[cheers]
-I love science. -Now?
Okay, now!
[panting]
You're all about to find out why I named Sparky Sparky!
Hang onto your bloomers!
Run as fast as you can!
Yeehaw! Faster than greased lightning!
Yee-hoo! Faster than a sneeze through a screen door!
Almost there...
-[whirring] -Now!
Goodbye!
Happy vapor trails!
[barking]
[all cheer]
[joyful, mysterious music plays]
[all cheer]
-Yeah! -[giggling]
-All right! -Slow down, everybody!
We've gone too high!
[gasps]
We're directly above where we need to be. Jump up and down, y'all!
[all scream]
We need to put on the brakes! Run!
[relaxing island music plays]
[snorts]
[curious wicker]
[gentle neigh]
[neighing more loudly]
[all cheer]
[neighs]
[French narrator reads text]
[SpongeBob] Ladies and gentle-fish,
Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab
proudly present the Cheeks Family Circus!
[crowd cheers]
[laughs excitedly] Huh? Huh?
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Ha-ha! [clicks tongue]
-[dreamy sighs] -Thank you! Oh, you're too kind!
[laughs and clicks tongue] Pew pew!
[nervous groan]
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh, Randy! [sighs and groans]
Mwah! Yeah!
[laughs] We're having a barrel of fun!
[all laugh]
[laughs] Don't try this at home!
Yeehaw! [laughs]
Woo-- [nervous groan]
Hoo!
Krabby Patties! Krabby Patties!
Get your Texas-style Krabby Patties right here!
[Kyle] I'll take one.
[giddy laughter]
[chuckles happily]
Cheers to Sandy for making that shrink ray.
[squelches]
I still don't see why she had to make me shorter than you.
Oh my God!
[lively circus music plays]
[strumming guitar]
♪ Well, it's Texas up top Bikini at the Bottom ♪
♪ I love two families And I'm sure glad I got 'em ♪
♪ I'm a surf and turf Surf and turf ♪
♪ Blue water, red dirt Blue water, red dirt ♪
♪ Got two homes, two neighborhoods ♪
♪ Hey Ma, hey Pa ♪
♪ Your girl done good ♪
♪ Sometimes I'm gonna stay Sometimes I'm gonna go ♪
♪ A place is just a place Your heart makes it a home ♪
♪ I'm a surf and turf Surf and turf ♪
♪ Blue water, red dirt Blue water, red dirt ♪
♪ Got two homes, two neighborhoods ♪
♪ Hey Ma, hey Pa ♪
♪ Your squirrel done good ♪
Hee-hoo!
♪ If I sink If she sinks ♪
♪ Or if I swim If she swims ♪
♪ Up or down I'll always come around again ♪
-[laughs] -[Sandy] Woo!
♪ I'm a surf and turf ♪
♪ Surf and turf ♪
♪ Blue water, red dirt Blue water, red dirt ♪
♪ Servin' up science In your neighborhood ♪
♪ Hey Ma, hey Pa Your squirrel done good ♪
♪ Yeehaw, SpongeBob Our squirrel's done good ♪
♪ Hey Ma, hey Pa Your squirrel done good ♪
[overlapping chatter]
-[SpongeBob] She can do it all! -That's my sis!
[Sandy] I sure done good!
[mysterious music plays]
-[woman] Are you ready, kids? -[kids] Yeehaw, cowgirl!
[woman] I can't hear you!
[kids] Yeehaw, cowgirl!
[woman] ♪ Oh, who lives in a lab Way up in a tree? ♪
[kids] Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Come from Texas down to the sea ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ She can save your town, you bet ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Just look for the squirrel With the bow on her head ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Sandy Cheeks, y'all Sandy Cheeks, y'all ♪
♪ Sandy Cheeks, y'all ♪
♪ Swing your starfish round and round ♪
♪ Do-si-do ♪
♪ Your dolphin now ♪
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
♪ Roll away to a half sashay ♪
♪ Now clap your hands and promenade ♪
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Yee... haw!
Yee... haw! Yee... haw!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
-Yee... haw! Yee... haw! -[harmonious yodeling]
Yee... haw! Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
♪ Karate kickin' scientist ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Now she can add hero to the list ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Ms. Mayor should hand her The key to the city ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ And a lifetime supply Of Krabby Patties ♪
Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!
♪ Sandy Cheeks, y'all Sandy Cheeks, y'all ♪
♪ Sandy Cheeks, y'all ♪
♪ It's Sandy Cheeks ♪
-[yodeling] -Yee-hoo!
[song fades]
[playful instrumental music plays]
[music fades]
[Squidward] ♪ I feel so strange ♪
♪ I feel so odd ♪
♪ This is rare ♪
♪ I'm breathing air ♪
♪ Someone applaud ♪
♪ Oh, the oxygen is flowing ♪
♪ Through my lungs ♪
Oh boy! O2!
♪ Expanding, contracting ♪
♪ And beating like a drum ♪
♪ Oh, what's that smell? ♪
[sniffs] Oh, it's me.
♪ I gasp, I sigh ♪
[sighs]
♪ I feel so free ♪
♪ This big schnoz can breathe! ♪
♪ I wanna cry ♪
♪ I'm happy ♪
♪ For once in my life ♪
♪ Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling ♪
♪ Each breath is so alive ♪
I'm alive!
But wait!
♪ I feel so strange ♪
It's Kafkaesque! Look it up.
♪ La la la la la ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
♪ I'm so transformed ♪
♪ It's not in jest ♪
Thank you very much!
♪ La da dee, la da doo ♪
♪ Oh, this is rare ♪
♪ I'm breathing air ♪
♪ Someone applaud ♪
-[sighs] -[song fades]
[Cheeks Family] ♪ Step right up and be amazed ♪
♪ You'll be thrilled upon your gaze ♪
♪ Flying high on the trapeze Through the air they fly with ease ♪
♪ It's mystical and magical ♪
♪ Dangerous, fantastical Please welcome the Amazing Flying Cheeks ♪
♪ Please welcome The Amazing Flying Cheeks ♪
♪ Step right up For the Amazing Flying Cheeks ♪
[song fades]