1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,839 Shut up. 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,219 Sorry, Max. It's not me, 3 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,721 it's you. 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,724 - What? - Hey, don't do it. 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,851 - What are you two doing here? - Preventing you from doing 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,520 something stupid that's gonna bring us all down. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,230 Yeah, Matthew called us and told us everything that happened. 8 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,024 Shit! He's gone. 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,526 - Come on, we gotta go. - Not before I kill that piece of shit. 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,736 We'll figure it out. 11 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,571 This is not the way, and you know it. 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,822 Fuck. 13 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,158 Can you guys hear my heartbeat? 14 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,994 - I feel electric right now. - Did you do coke? 15 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,246 I did a tremendous amount of cocaine, 16 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,747 and it is the best I've ever felt in my entire life. 17 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,082 He's having so much fun. I love it. 18 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,166 Let me hold your gun. 19 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,960 - Come on. Let's get outta here. - Go, go, go. 20 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,753 - I got the golf course. Yeah. - Good for you. 21 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,547 And Ahmad died. Raj's name is in the clear. 22 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,631 We should dance! 23 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,857 We've gotta get the Dars. 24 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,527 {\an8}I know they have something to do with Saeed Ahmad's death. 25 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:10,611 {\an8}Which death? 26 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,405 {\an8}- Very funny. - Two. 27 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,700 They were supposed to send me somebody from Special Ops. 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,367 I'm calling the Chief of Police. 29 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,494 I wouldn't do that. 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,830 The Chief is done with your personal crusade against the Dars. 31 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,956 That's why they sent me. 32 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,874 You get caught in one orgy at a strip club. 33 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,334 Oh, so they're humoring me? 34 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:29,255 {\an8}Well, the joke's gonna be on them when we nab the biggest drug lords in town. 35 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,673 {\an8}Well, we're gonna have to, sir. 36 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,051 {\an8}We're down in every demographic, especially women. 37 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,929 {\an8}Some of 'em are even planning to vote for Fuck Me Felon as a write-in candidate. 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,098 Oh, with the "Fuck Me Felon." Fuck me! 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,891 I got a flat white. 40 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,185 - That's me. - And a warm pretzel slathered in mustard. 41 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,353 {\an8}Yum. 42 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,314 {\an8}Hey, do you have tits for brains? 43 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,940 No. Yes? 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,317 Were you going through my files? 45 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:52,737 Because I found these hairs in my file cabinet. 46 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,156 - That-- - These are your greasy ringlets. 47 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,408 It must have been from when I was tidying up your desk. 48 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,785 No, you were snooping. 49 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,370 Trust has been broken. 50 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:01,787 You're fired. 51 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,206 Please, sir, I beg you! 52 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,959 - Do not touch my face! - Please, please! 53 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,337 Dino! Pull it together. 54 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,053 Fuck! 55 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,220 As I was saying, 56 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,972 {\an8}I'm gonna get the Dars once and for all. 57 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,849 {\an8}And I know I've said that before, 58 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,392 {\an8}but this time is different. 59 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,227 {\an8}This time we have... 60 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,562 Max Sugar. 61 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,898 Carl, you're fired. I wanted to say it. 62 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,900 Man! 63 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,942 {\an8}Stand-up career taking off, anyway. 64 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,487 {\an8}I don't need this bullshit. 65 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,239 {\an8}Fuck! 66 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,159 {\an8}He does, like, an evening of characters. 67 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,330 You know, I always had a bad feeling about Max in my gut. 68 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,040 {\an8}No, you did not. 69 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,584 {\an8}Hey, let's not fight. That's exactly what Max would want us to be doing. 70 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:01,097 {\an8}Men beg you to open your heart 71 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,807 {\an8}just to rip it out. 72 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,560 Oh. The gang's all here. 73 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,145 Aren't you supposed to be at a staff meeting? 74 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,314 The bad news is, I was fired. 75 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,483 - Oh. - What's the good news? 76 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,943 Uh, there is no good news. 77 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,027 There's worse news. 78 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,363 {\an8}Chadwater fired me before I could learn what he knows 79 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,240 {\an8}about us or his plans to destroy us 80 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,034 or before I could make any meaningful work relationships. 81 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,119 Fuck! 82 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,705 - That was Hermès. - Don't throw things! 83 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,332 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 84 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,750 I failed you, Chief Saab! 85 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,548 - What the hell? - Grant me the mercy of death! 86 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,591 - What the hell is wrong with you? - He does this all the time. 87 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,593 Oh! Let go! 88 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,886 - God! - Thank you. 89 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,054 Get off of me! 90 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,514 You know what this means? Hmm? 91 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,224 Who knows what Max could have told Chadwater? 92 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,353 - Jawnie, whoa! - Woo! 93 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,814 Baba's dream, our future, all secure! 94 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,858 They could come get us at any minute! 95 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,984 Yeah, we're fucked. 96 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,610 They'll know everything about us. Everything! 97 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,988 We'd have to shut down our entire operation! 98 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,958 What octave is that? 99 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,461 I got it. 100 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:17,340 We're gonna take Chadwater and Max down... 101 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,051 Oh, God. 102 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,803 ...with one bullet. 103 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,723 Alright. You are never smoking my weed again. 104 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,604 Honey, I'm home. 105 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,856 Lucky! 106 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,484 What a surprise. 107 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,694 Knife play. 108 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,362 Alright. I like it. 109 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,823 - What's our safe word? - Chadwater? 110 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,242 Don't love it. Uh, how 'bout "banana"? 111 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,994 You can stop the shit. 112 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,540 I know you're working with Chadwater and that you staged the deli robbery. 113 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,001 Panic mode. Tony? 114 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,504 Tony! Tony! 115 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,340 No, I told Tony we needed some private time, 116 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,218 so he went to Dave and Buster's. 117 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,094 Oh, he's gonna be off the grid for hours. 118 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,597 - Mm. - He's addicted to Skee-Ball. 119 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,973 Alright. I arranged the deli thing. 120 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,352 I... I just wanted your business. That's it. 121 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,729 I wasn't counting on falling in love, Lucky. 122 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,564 You played me. 123 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,274 No one plays me. 124 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,401 Now tell me what you told Chadwater, 125 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,987 or this knife becomes your dildo. 126 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,697 All he knows is my part in it. 127 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:24,782 That's it. 128 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,409 Just the laundering at the casino. 129 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,452 I didn't want to turn you in. 130 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,371 They made it so that it was between you and Seven. 131 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,789 You know how I am about Seven. 132 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,334 Seven's got bigger problems than Andrew Chadwater. 133 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,087 Where the fuck is my daughter?! 134 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,423 Uh, can we just run over the plan one more time? 135 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,342 We need to use Seven as bait 136 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,553 to get her dad to help us sabotage Chadwater. 137 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,762 What don't you get about that? 138 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,556 Yeah, stop overthinking it, Matthew. Okay? 139 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,516 And if you need us, we're gonna be right here in the car, 140 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,060 you know, somewhere else. 141 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,063 What? I'm doing this part by myself?! 142 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,649 Do you really think it'd be better if two brown guys went in that house 143 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,359 and captured a young white woman? 144 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,528 I wouldn't touch this with a ten-foot PR firm. Think! 145 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,322 And don't question the Chief Saabs! 146 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,116 I'm sorry, man, we really need you, buddy. 147 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,159 Come on. 148 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,536 Okay. 149 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,747 I will not let you down, Chief Saabs. 150 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:17,126 - Yeah. - I really love you guys. 151 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,837 Hey, I love you back. 152 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,797 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 153 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,465 Okay. Okay! 154 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,885 You got this, Jedediah! 155 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,721 - Alright, let's get the fuck out of here. - Let's get the fuck outta here. 156 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,556 Honestly, I think he looks better Amish. 157 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,640 Hope he doesn't die. 158 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,569 Top of the evening, Sister Seven. 159 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,654 The name's Jedediah. 160 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:50,492 Your papa sent me to protect you from any evil afoot. 161 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,577 Ugh. 162 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,330 You know, I'm actually in the middle of a New Girl marathon. 163 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,914 Could you wait outside? 164 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,542 Oh, how I wished to have watched television 165 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,503 but a once in my life. 166 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,881 You're a rebellious little Amish boy, aren't you? 167 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,592 Guess I'm sort of like the bad boy in my village. 168 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,972 You know what? I really need to pack for France. 169 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,725 But... you can come in. 170 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,060 - Oh. - Yeah. 171 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,646 - Come on in. - Thank you. Thanks. 172 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,563 Would you like a coffee? 173 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,065 Ooh, what is coffee? 174 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,985 I've only ever had milk from Esther, my cow. 175 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,363 You're sick 176 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,073 and not in the way I used to like. 177 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,366 Oh. 178 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,993 ♪ You want to kill me ♪ 179 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,747 I know you hate me. I understand. 180 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,457 I am begging you. 181 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,501 Please, please don't hurt her. 182 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,628 She's just a kid. 183 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,588 You follow my instructions... 184 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,927 ...or I'll do worse than hurt her. 185 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,555 I didn't have a choice. 186 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,640 Shut up, traitor! 187 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,061 Lucky, I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. 188 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,521 Hey, you wanna tell them 189 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,023 how you wanted me to abandon them for you? 190 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,360 He said you two were bringing me down. 191 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,862 Pitting us against each other. 192 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,781 Classic divide-and-conquer move. 193 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,991 Just like the British did with India and Pakistan. 194 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,493 Fuck you! 195 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,079 It wasn't a move. I just couldn't stand you two. 196 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,163 Us two? 197 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,957 I thought you just hated him and admired my work ethic. 198 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,710 - He's doing it again! - Oh! 199 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,962 - I can't believe I bought your magazine! - Ow! 200 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,965 Listen up, Judas Brutus. 201 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,966 Here's the plan. 202 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,343 You're going to invite Chadwater to your office, 203 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,803 and you're going to say... 204 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,097 ..."I know how you can bust the Dars." 205 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,141 And he'll yell some dumb shit like... 206 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,726 "Get to it, Sugar. 207 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,854 I have anger issues because of my tiny penis." 208 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,314 "They drop their dirty money at the casino every week. 209 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,192 You can link it to their drug empire." 210 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,445 "Yeah! Let's go bust drug dealers 211 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,281 while banks and corporations ravage the middle class." 212 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,283 - And then... - When he finally thinks 213 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,911 he has us cornered and he has his win, 214 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,330 that's when we get that arrogant loudmouth. 215 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,333 Oh, we are gonna play him like a sitar. 216 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:10,341 So, you think you can turn a sting to get you arrested... 217 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,511 into a sting to get the DA 218 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,681 of Philadelphia arrested? 219 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,766 Yeah, we do. Fuck you! 220 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,309 There's no way that goes wrong. 221 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,727 In the next episode, 222 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,937 Winston tries to find a girlfriend for his cat. 223 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,607 Ooh, I loveth that one. 224 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,358 You told me you've never seen TV before. 225 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,651 I haven't. Just saying 226 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:33,238 I love the idea of the spirit of what you're talking about. 227 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,741 Um... Hey! Well, I have an idea. 228 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,910 Do you wanna see a traditional-style Amish dance? 229 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,161 No, thank you. 230 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,663 It's customary that I show you, because we are now friends. 231 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,415 Oh. 232 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:50,339 Once the sun rises over the last mountain, 233 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,967 methinks it's time for chores. 234 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,054 A cow. Oh, mine cow from my family. 235 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,057 A pet will give him milk. 236 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:04,645 And once the milk is collected, I know it is time for rest. 237 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,648 Haha! And the dance is over 238 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,026 once Papa has got his oats. 239 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,613 You know, I miss the woman I was when I hadn't seen that. 240 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,991 She was perfect. 241 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,455 Once we see the Dars enter with the money, we bust in there 242 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,623 and we catch 'em red-handed. 243 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,459 You know this entire operation of yours is nowhere near proper protocol? 244 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,921 You got caught having sex with multiple orifices in a strip club. 245 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,340 We do this right, we're both back on top, loser. 246 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,345 ♪ The ones in the room you assume are a problem ♪ 247 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,848 Max. 248 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,432 Hey, why don't you guys take off? 249 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,768 ♪ Don't know, never knew how we function ♪ 250 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,562 ♪ So baby, what's the deal? ♪ 251 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,355 ♪ Hit them with the Boomshakalaka ♪ 252 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,315 ♪ Have 'em running to the chopper ♪ 253 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,525 ♪ Get the tools out the locker... ♪ 254 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,609 It's a lot. 255 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,861 Freeze, 256 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,529 you drug-dealing criminals! 257 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,447 You've been caught. 258 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,700 - Oh, no, it's the Five-oh! - What? 259 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,201 This is not the end of our line. 260 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,327 - No! - My worst nightmare. 261 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,289 At last, the gang's all here. 262 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,249 Andrew Chadwater. 263 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,667 I figured you'd never catch us. 264 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:13,213 Putting you scum in jail is just another perfect field goal for the Chadski. 265 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,383 Pew! Thanks for the assist, Max. 266 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,843 - What? - What? 267 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,970 You're working with Max? 268 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,513 No. No. What? 269 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,307 Yeah. You should probably break up with him. 270 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,892 He's been a bad boy. 271 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:25,976 Whoa! 272 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,352 You know, Chadwater, 273 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,104 I didn't think you were this smart. 274 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,689 - At all. - Especially since everyone knows 275 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,566 you got lucky with the Joey Tomatoes case. 276 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,443 You don't know what you're talking about. 277 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,278 Google Joey Tomatoes. 278 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,406 It's too risky to pull a frame job like the one I did on Joey Tomatoes. 279 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,532 I told you about that, right? 280 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,868 Whoa-oh-oh! Don't get so aggro. 281 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,703 You know, everybody saw the news. 282 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,206 We know that the cops found the murder weapon inside the car. 283 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,540 We know you didn't do shit. 284 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,251 There is absolutely no shame in being a basic bitch 285 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,961 - who can't get the job done right. - Mm-mm. 286 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,130 Everyone here knows losers like you. 287 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,592 I was the mastermind behind putting Joey Tomatoes behind bars for good! 288 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,053 I planted the gun in his goddamn car! 289 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,056 You framed him? 290 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,018 I thought you were the one government dude that wasn't corrupt. 291 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,186 Pl-- I'm not corrupt. 292 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,270 The world is corrupt. 293 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,189 So, if I occasionally need to frame 294 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,815 a lowlife to win a case, I do it. 295 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,985 This filthy city needs a hero, and I'm he. 296 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,488 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 297 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,281 - How do I look? - Incredible. 298 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,783 - What are you doing? - I just want to see 299 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,701 how I look on the camera 300 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,622 that just caught you admitting to framing someone. 301 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,582 Yeah, quick question. Um, just wondering, 302 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,335 how does it feel to get fucked by the Fuck Me Felon? 303 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,461 Unh! 304 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,799 Say hi. You're on the you're-my-bitch cam. 305 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,800 You're bluffing. 306 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,969 Oh, no, they're not bluffing. 307 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,096 You're a textbook blowhard. 308 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,722 You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 309 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,266 Well, it was painful to watch. 310 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,061 You know what? I think it might be time to call the actual police. 311 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,021 I have never said those words in my entire life. 312 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,107 - But that feels good. Felt natural, yeah. - Wow. Wow! 313 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,858 Oh, I'm fudged. 314 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,861 I'm fudged right in the ashtray! 315 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,446 Oh, you people are spicy demons. 316 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,864 What the hell was that? 317 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,074 That was racially charged. 318 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,826 Anyone can be spicy! 319 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,703 Well, I think my work is done here. 320 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,498 And I believe we are even, so I will see you later. 321 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,041 Oh, Max, 322 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,209 we're not even. 323 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,628 And you're not done here. 324 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:20,007 Yeah, you sneaky silver fuck. 325 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,425 We're only on part one. 326 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:24,845 Part two. 327 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,556 If I had to guess, 328 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,599 you don't want to spend any time in jail, 329 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,643 do you, Andy? 330 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,769 With this bum? 331 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,480 No, I'll be torn apart in minutes. 332 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,565 And if I had to guess, 333 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,026 you want to arrest a drug kingpin to get you elected. 334 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,277 Is that right, Andy? 335 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,612 Well, I mean that was the idea. 336 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,824 But now I'm back to square one. 337 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,702 Well, what if I told you you were standing 338 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,873 right in front of Philly's biggest drug lord? 339 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,416 - I don't understand. - Yeah, I'm lost, too. 340 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,418 Walk with me. 341 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,006 Now, over here, you will find 342 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,341 Max's pallet of cocaine. 343 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,636 Take a look. 344 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,222 What the heck? 345 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,141 - This wasn't part of the plan. - Yeah, it is. 346 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,768 It's the part that you didn't know about. 347 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,227 How does that feel? 348 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,105 Max Sugar is the real Jawnie King. 349 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,149 I'm shocked. 350 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,359 This is obviously a setup. 351 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,570 I'm not a drug kingpin. 352 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,697 Look, we're both intelligent people. 353 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,491 I'm a little smarter 'cause I went to Drexel. 354 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,658 - But... - Mm. 355 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,411 ...between the drugs here in his casino and the dossier, 356 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,330 I think you have more than enough to make an arrest. 357 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,373 So, I arrest him and nobody sees that video? 358 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,209 Chadwater, come on. 359 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,294 Chad. What? Me? 360 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,378 What-- What are you-- 361 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,509 - We made a deal! - To quote you, Max, 362 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,261 "Loyalty-schmoyalty." 363 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,263 I'm in. 364 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,183 Ugh! That's such a good line. 365 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,103 - That's quite a handshake. - Mm-hmm. 366 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,021 He's got a gun, he's got a gun. 367 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,689 - No. - I'm not gonna be framed! 368 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,399 - Get away from my brother! - Put that gun down! 369 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,361 How about I murder your almost son right here in front of you? 370 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,529 No! 371 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,905 Gimme that tape or he's dead. 372 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,031 Get back! 373 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,158 Yeah! 374 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,208 You betrayed me. 375 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,584 You're betraying me right now. 376 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,710 You betrayed me first! 377 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,879 The gun. 378 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,381 Shit! 379 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,549 That's enough! 380 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,385 Max Sugar, you're under arrest for possession of narcotics. 381 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,597 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will... 382 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,682 Yada, yada, yada. You get it. 383 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,766 - No one cares. - Yes! 384 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,853 - You played me. - You played me, first. 385 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,688 We both lost. 386 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,689 You played me more. 387 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,402 But in the game, we're both losers, and you know it. 388 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,445 Give me the dignity of having the last word. Thank you. 389 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,613 Have fun in jail. 390 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,282 Get him outta here! 391 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,366 Come on. 392 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,451 Bye-bye. 393 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,331 Looks like you might get a conviction after all, Chadwater. 394 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,667 Well, I'm not a shoo-in for the election anymore. 395 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,962 The Eff Me Felon over here really effed my chances of winning. 396 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,006 Well, we got a plan for that, 397 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,090 don't we, Raj? 398 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,925 if you promise to stay out of our way. 399 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,802 What's up, Philly? I'm Raj. 400 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,263 Most of you might know me as the Fuck Me Felon. 401 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,683 But to me, he's the Forgive Me Friend. 402 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,436 People can change and become the best versions of themselves. 403 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,729 And when they do, 404 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,023 - I say we should reward them. - Thanks, Raj. 405 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,900 - Spicy! - Not really. 406 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:29,070 And that is why I am officially endorsing Andrew Chadwater 407 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,405 as mayor! 408 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,785 Say, "Heck No" to drugs! 409 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,412 Say, "Heck Yes" to halal! 410 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,499 ♪ Boyz II Men, A B C, B B D ♪ 411 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,543 Whoo! 412 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,587 {\an8}I'm Andrew Chadwater, and I approve this message. 413 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,844 What are you doing here? 414 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,553 Came here to gloat? 415 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,639 You look sexy in a jumpsuit. 416 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,016 Almost makes me regret putting you here. 417 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,309 Do you? 418 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,645 You crossed the wrong girl. 419 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,980 And you really should not have left Danyal 420 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,192 with power of attorney over the casino. 421 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,152 Oh, how about we go to that place where we had our first kiss? 422 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,237 You know, that was a-- 423 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,198 Sign the fucking papers, 424 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,699 Okay, okay. 425 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,784 Danyal. 426 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,746 It's doing better than ever under new ownership. 427 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,248 Good. 428 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,833 Well... 429 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,210 I should go, I guess. 430 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,922 You know, I did just come here to gloat. 431 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,424 And to see if Seven is doing okay in Paris. 432 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,554 She wrote and said that her "Franch" is going really good. 433 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,349 I'm glad she hasn't abandoned you. 434 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,604 You would have made a great stepmother. 435 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,358 Being an auntie is more than enough for me. 436 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,944 Goodbye, Max. 437 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,073 We'll meet again. The game's not over. 438 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,808 Amazing. Hey, do me one favor. 439 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,312 Let's get an Andar Bahar table in the high rollers area. 440 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,982 And go ahead and give them broke bitches a little bit of Ludo. 441 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,775 No, no. Trust me, it's better than blackjack. 442 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,028 Listen to me. My brother wants to sell in that market, 443 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,529 that's where we're going. 444 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,699 Hey, I set a meeting with Mr. Abedi for tomorrow. You good? 445 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,868 - Jawnies in Lahore? - Jawnies in fucking Lahore! 446 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,329 - Fuck, yeah. - I'll see you tomorrow at our golf course. 447 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,164 Vah, vah, vah. 448 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,249 Love to see two Chief Saabs 449 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,210 running one tight ship. 450 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,339 We're just doing what you taught us with slightly less bullying. 451 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,257 And I got Chadwater under control. 452 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,843 The new clubhouse at the golf course is incredible. 453 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,927 It's so sexy. 454 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,721 And, you know, he's just doing that to get married, right? 455 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,847 We all know this? 456 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,931 Shipments are running smoothly. 457 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,517 We renovated the fuck out of Max's old office, 458 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,145 and now you have enough time to finally go on that trip. 459 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,272 Mm. 460 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:13,276 Thanks, beta, but I'm right here where I want to be. 461 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,321 And here, have this. 462 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,031 I could tell you idiots skipped lunch, again. 463 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,158 - So... - Ooh. Keema sandwich? 464 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,910 - You made mine with no peas though, right? - Wrong. 465 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,078 You need the fiber, or else-- 466 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,746 - And mine has peas, right? - Alright. 467 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,247 This is mostly just peas. 468 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,124 Just eat it. 469 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,793 - Somebody sent you a gift. - Oh. 470 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,212 We have too many gifts, man. What is it? 471 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,630 - It's a pie. - Take it back. 472 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,049 - Or you know what? You keep it. - Oh, thanks. 473 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,134 Here, it's the card. 474 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,177 Why are you giving this to me? 475 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,262 I don't know. You're good at reading, I guess. 476 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,766 "Congrats on your recent success. 477 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,768 Now I'm coming for my piece of the pie." 478 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,936 Oh, that's funny. 479 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,562 - "From the eldest Dar"? - Huh? 480 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,649 I'm the eldest Dar. Mir, did you do this? 481 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,026 Don't eat that! 482 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,741 Fuck! 483 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,284 ♪ It's for the city ♪ 484 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,536 ♪ Yeah ♪ 485 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,744 ♪ This for the City of Stars ♪ 486 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,288 ♪ Together we're taking it far ♪ 487 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,289 ♪ We let it play out the car ♪ 488 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,708 ♪ Look how we leading the charge ♪ 489 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,792 ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ 490 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,293 ♪ You know how Philly get down, how Philly get down ♪ 491 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,045 ♪ Hey, you know how Philly get down ♪ 492 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,089 ♪ You know how Philly get down, how Philly get down ♪ 493 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,799 ♪ They know we still in the field ♪ 494 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,384 ♪ They know we sealing the deal ♪ 495 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,010 ♪ But, like, I play for the feels ♪ 496 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,595 ♪ They know we do it for real ♪ 497 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,639 - ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ - ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ 498 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,808 - ♪ How Philly get down ♪ - ♪ Yeah, you know how Philly get down ♪ 499 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,393 ♪ You know how Philly get down, how Philly get down ♪ 500 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,520 ♪ Hey, now I can rock a suit and tie ♪ 501 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,231 ♪ Like I work on Wall Street ♪ 502 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,773 ♪ I'm always at the game ♪ 503 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,358 ♪ Probably live on Broad Street ♪ 504 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,570 ♪ We just knock 'em out the park even when that wall steep ♪ 505 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,740 ♪ If we say it, then we mean it even if they talk cheap ♪ 506 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,366 - ♪ Yeah, the City of Stars ♪ - ♪ Whoo! ♪ 507 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,868 - ♪ Together we're taking it far ♪ - ♪ Philly! ♪ 508 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,661 ♪ We let it play out the car ♪ 509 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,163 ♪ Look how we leading the charge ♪ 510 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,247 ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ 511 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,749 ♪ You know how Philly get down, how Philly get down ♪ 512 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,208 ♪ Hey, you know how Philly get down ♪ 513 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,253 ♪ You know how Philly get down, you know how Philly get down ♪ 514 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755 ♪ They know we still in the field ♪ 515 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,756 ♪ They know we sealing the deal ♪ 516 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,049 ♪ But, like, I play for the feels ♪ 517 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,759 ♪ They know we do it for real ♪ 518 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,011 - ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ - ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ 519 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,637 - ♪ You know how Philly get down ♪ - ♪ Whoo! ♪