1 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,092 ♪ You did it ♪ 2 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,928 - ♪ You did it ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,805 ♪ Baby, you did it ♪ 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,724 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ You made me want you, yeah ♪ 6 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:23,649 We keep telling you. We didn't see his face. 7 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,025 Could have been a woman. 8 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,110 Or a very thin, beautiful man. 9 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,988 I'm sorry, guys. This is an active crime scene, okay? 10 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,199 Nobody gets in the building. Nobody gets out. 11 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,408 Sir, it's my wedding! 12 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:35,160 One of your guests died, 13 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,371 which, by the way, is not a very good omen. 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,623 This is Islamophobic, man. 15 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,000 Would you do this to two white people if someone died at their wedding? 16 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,919 No, of course I would not. 17 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,462 You would or wouldn't? 18 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,048 I wouldn't. No, I would. I would! 19 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,259 Yes, I would. Ah, fuck. 20 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,803 Look, I don't want Internal Affairs up my ass again. 21 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:53,887 Here's what I'll do. 22 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,432 Anybody who has an invitation, they can go in. 23 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,517 - But that's it. - Great. 24 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,643 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 25 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,104 - We happy? - I could be happier, but... 26 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,356 - Okay, well, that's not my job. - Thank you so much, sir. 27 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,748 {\an8}You poor boys haven't eaten all day. 28 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,084 {\an8}Same thing happened to me at my wedding. 29 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:25,961 {\an8}You were married? 30 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,337 One whole day. 31 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,590 Murderwalla. Crazy night in Vegas. 32 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:30,757 Great sex. 33 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,342 Basically started the divorce paperwork 34 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,094 the night of the wedding. 35 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,679 - Holy shit. - Wow. 36 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,474 Look, boys, I promised Baba if anything happened to him, 37 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,810 that I would protect you in this fucked-up world. 38 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:45,397 {\an8}And that promise is my goddamn religion. 39 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,482 {\an8}I will always choose you. 40 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,776 {\an8}I am sorry about Prairie. 41 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:53,739 {\an8}Can you forgive me? 42 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,199 {\an8}You did a really bad thing, Lucky Auntie. 43 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,285 {\an8}I can understand why you did it now, 44 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,954 {\an8}but... it's not up to me. 45 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,791 {\an8}I can't forgive you yet. 46 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,420 {\an8}But this roti roll is a pretty good start. 47 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:12,966 {\an8}I'll take it. 48 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,511 {\an8}Anyway, speaking of murder, 49 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,096 {\an8}there is actually something else I need to tell you about. 50 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,640 {\an8}Oh, God. Please, Lucky Auntie. 51 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,600 {\an8}I-I don't know how much more of this shit I can take. 52 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,393 {\an8}You know what? You're right. 53 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,895 {\an8}It can wait. More pressing business. 54 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:28,607 {\an8}After your little tirade about switching suppliers, 55 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,150 {\an8}the Peruvians have dispatched 56 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,236 {\an8}a really scary motherfucker named Chacho 57 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,239 {\an8}to make good on the threat pinned to Dawar's head. 58 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,448 {\an8}Oh, fuck. 59 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,867 {\an8}So Chacho will be here soon 60 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,620 {\an8}to collect our debt or our heads. That's all. 61 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,038 {\an8}Just stating facts. 62 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,540 {\an8}And how are we supposed to sell a million dollars' 63 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,958 {\an8}worth of drugs today? 64 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,752 {\an8}Oh, this is how we die. 65 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:50,963 Mir? 66 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,173 - Bushra, hey. - This is so bad. 67 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,008 I know. I know. I know. Hey, I know. 68 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,969 A death at a wedding is a lot to process. 69 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,513 Not that. The flower altar keeps falling. 70 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,682 I can't deal. I have to get into makeup. 71 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,476 Secure the altar. This is my big day. 72 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,228 Listen. I know this has been a lot, okay? 73 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,438 But I promise you everything's gonna be perfect 74 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,899 - from here on out. Okay? - You keep saying that. 75 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,651 No, no, no. I promise. I promise. Hand on my heart. 76 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:13,735 - Okay? - Okay. 77 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:14,820 Get outta here. 78 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,743 To be clear, this Chacho thing is a priority 79 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,245 - over the flower thing. - For sure. 80 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,832 Hey, who's in charge here? 81 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,458 ...he doesn't have a leg? 82 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,460 - I am. - Thanks for holding it down. 83 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,671 FBI. We'll take it from here. 84 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,424 You know something? We don't work for you, Orphan Annie. 85 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,134 We're here to help, Sergeant... 86 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,052 Testicola? 87 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,471 - Am I saying that right? - Yeah. You're saying it right. 88 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,515 Testicola. That's right. That's my name. 89 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,059 Look, we're expecting something major here. 90 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,186 We're gonna look around. 91 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,229 Please keep your guys out of our way. 92 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,397 You know something? 93 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,065 You remind me of a guy 94 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,318 I beat the shit out of when I was a kid. 95 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,694 I'm not surprised that a cop 96 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,321 used to be a bully as a child. 97 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,948 Yeah. Why don't you go put your little rubber gloves on? 98 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,325 - Come on! - Go. Go. 99 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,202 - Do your FBI stuff. - Come on! 100 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,745 Ah! 101 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:05,913 Seriously, guys? 102 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,289 Who gives a shit at this point? 103 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,457 - He's right. - Oh! 104 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,666 We're all going to die. 105 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,959 When did you get so religious? 106 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,836 I'm just covering my bases. 107 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,880 I did a lot of bad shit in my life, man. 108 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,965 - Astagfirullah. - Right. And with that, 109 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,842 welcome to my wedding day emergency meeting. 110 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,261 As stated, things are pretty fucking bad. 111 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,513 Ahmad Uncle, welcome back. 112 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,348 It's actually Reverend Ahmad. 113 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,682 That's gonna be your new career 114 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,226 if we can't pull ourselves out of this. 115 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,394 Right. Ali, Feraz, Hassan, 116 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,063 really sorry for the trauma that you suffered. 117 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,398 Open the door, man! The child lock is on! 118 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,110 But we really gotta pull it together 119 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,195 if we wanna get through this, okay? 120 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,404 Dude, you're not the Chief Saab. 121 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:40,489 Why is he always talking 122 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,573 like he's Chief Saab? 123 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,866 You're definitely not Chief Saab. 124 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,618 And you're talking like you're full of coke. 125 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,786 You want some? 126 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,622 Okay, guys, can we please table our internal issues? 127 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,125 Table bullshit my ass, you dumb fuck! Dawar is dead! 128 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,253 Astagfirullah. Forgive me. 129 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,339 Oh, sweet Dawar. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet Dawar! 130 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,050 Look, there is enough coke just sitting in Ahmad's truck 131 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,636 to cover the million we owe the Peruvians and then some. 132 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,472 And it's not going anywhere with all the cops outside. 133 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,015 They can't get in without a warrant. 134 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,142 And if we give them a reason to come in here, 135 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,310 we're fucked. 136 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,896 We're out of fronts. 137 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,441 That's it. 138 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,694 - Hmm? - That's how we do it. 139 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,364 We're gonna use my wedding as a front. 140 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,116 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mir. 141 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,701 You literally just told Bushra that this-- 142 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,287 But this is the only way I can get us out of this. 143 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,373 This sounds super haram. I'm out. 144 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,000 Where do you think you're going, fucking idiot? 145 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,376 Like, Pakistan, bro. 146 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,503 I got a government pension over there. Fuck this. 147 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,213 - He's on a fucking student visa. - Fuck you. 148 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,840 Mir, are you crazy, dude? 149 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,633 - If Bushra finds out-- - Can you just let him talk? 150 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,719 We get the street dealers to pose as wedding guests, 151 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,345 put them on the guest list, put their bricks 152 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,472 in different colored gift bags they can take on their way out. 153 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,224 Have you looked at that mob? 154 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,727 I mean, rough doesn't begin to describe them. 155 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,437 You'd be better off putting them in hijabs. 156 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,521 We'll get them to shower. 157 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,940 But even if we get that far, 158 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,942 how do we get the money out of here 159 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,529 and to the Peruvians with cops and Feds all watching? 160 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,663 Sorry. 161 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,123 There's a horse in the kitchen. 162 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,087 We put the money in here. 163 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,216 So it's like a Trojan horse except filled with cash 164 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,551 instead of whatever was in the Trojan horse? 165 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,220 - Pretty sure it was Trojans. - Trojans. 166 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,388 We load it out with all the other wedding crap 167 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:29,932 and deliver it to Chacho. 168 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,058 The FBI and the cops will just think 169 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,392 it's a part of the wedding. 170 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,062 I can see in your faces that you all know this is gonna work. 171 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,189 I'll put the street dealers on the guest list. 172 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,567 Ali, call those scrubs and tell them to get gussied up. 173 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,736 Matthew and I will get started on the bags. 174 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,530 - Ahmad? - I'll get the cocaine. 175 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,699 Mir? You go be a groom, beta. 176 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,326 We'll take it from here. 177 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,166 Alright. 178 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,293 You sure you wanna do this on your wedding day? 179 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:02,172 We have to. This is my fuck-up. I gotta make this right. 180 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,511 Alright. But this is it for me, man. 181 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,429 Once this deal is done... 182 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,349 I'm out the game. 183 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,310 You know, I haven't wanted to admit it to myself, 184 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,813 but... I know. 185 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,857 It's crazy. I, uh... 186 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,484 I always thought I was the drug guy. 187 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,736 Turns out I'm not. 188 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,947 I'm gonna take care of everything. Okay? 189 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,658 I'll even pay for your fur sweatshirts and shit. 190 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,702 Thanks. 191 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,122 You were born for this, man. 192 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,375 I fucking love you. 193 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,961 I love you too. 194 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,213 Tiff in the tiffin? 195 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:44,923 Tiff in the tiffin. 196 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,008 Come here. 197 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,854 Calm before the storm? 198 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,190 That was Baba's favorite song. 199 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,322 Ahmad, I have something to tell you. 200 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,408 Baba was murdered. 201 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,244 - What? - It's true. 202 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,497 No, th-that can't be. He was-- 203 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,499 He-he was killed by a golf ball. 204 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:22,461 Hard to wrap your mind around, but it is true. 205 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,880 I met his assassin. 206 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,007 He didn't know who ordered the hit. 207 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,301 All he could tell me was that they had Brown skin 208 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,220 and mid-digital hair. 209 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,971 Look, he's got hair on his middle knuckles. 210 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,389 It's a rare genetic trait. 211 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,767 It was Chickie Lasagna. 212 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,019 That scum-sucking greaseball. 213 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,688 - He dies tonight. - Tonight. 214 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,233 I'll do it! 215 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,319 - You? God, no. - Absolutely not. 216 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,531 I'm speaking in an elevated tone 217 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,574 because I'm talking to a moron. 218 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,701 How long does it take to get a search warrant? 219 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,996 What do you mean the judge is at a bocce tournament? 220 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,581 Put me through to-- 221 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:00,666 And she's gone. 222 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,127 This is ridiculous. Just look at these guys. 223 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,421 They're obviously the Dars' crime associates 224 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,465 just waltzing in. 225 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,300 Sergeant Testicola, are you seeing this? 226 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,510 We need to take action. 227 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,012 Mm. Not on my watch, honey. 228 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,807 We got a little thing 229 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,559 here called protocol. 230 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,312 I learned that the hard way. 231 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,439 They gave me a, a little house arrest 232 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:28,652 that just ruined my marriage, so here we are. Alright? 233 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,488 We are so close to getting these guys. 234 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,866 And we're stuck behind a red tape. 235 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,077 Sometimes I really hate America. 236 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,964 I assume you're with the Dars. 237 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,924 - Chickie. - Yeah. 238 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,677 Is anybody gonna die at this event? 239 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,846 Just sayin'. 240 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,557 Fingers crossed, no one is savagely murdered. 241 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,729 Piece of shit. 242 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,652 How could you do this? 243 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,155 Don't ask me about my business. 244 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,200 Don't you dare quote The Godfather. 245 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:20,412 The one thing I asked was to not know about your business, 246 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,082 and you're doing a drug deal at our wedding? 247 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,793 Baby, I had no choice. 248 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,422 Why don't you just put that back where we found it, 249 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:31,882 and we can get back to the wedding? 250 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,260 You ruined the wedding 251 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,721 that I dreamt about since I was a little girl. 252 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,389 I had no choice. 253 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,142 I'm doing what I have to do for us. 254 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,186 Okay? Let's just get over it. 255 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,938 I can't just get over it! 256 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732 I've seen something I can't unsee. 257 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,900 I had to tell my mom 258 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,401 that this was a bath bomb. 259 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,653 And you've both made it abundantly clear 260 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,446 that you don't want me if I'm poor. 261 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:58,200 So it's my fault for wanting things too? 262 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,576 You're saying you would stop all of this 263 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,953 if I didn't want stuff? 264 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,497 This is my world. 265 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,459 You joining me... or not? 266 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,008 Goodbye, Mir. 267 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,814 Well, this is weird. 268 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,315 We hear shit's falling apart. 269 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,109 This family has a dark cloud. 270 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,571 Yeah. No wedding, no cover. No cover, no deal. 271 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,156 No deal and... we're dead. 272 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,366 Anything we can do to help? 273 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,705 Huh? 274 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,707 Ladies and gentlemen, 275 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,376 please welcome the bride and groom to the stage 276 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,128 for the ceremony. 277 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,724 We're gathered here today 278 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,559 to witness the formation of a union, 279 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644 one based on an ancient tradition 280 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,563 of rolling the dice and seeing how they fall. 281 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,273 Yeah, but before we get to it, 282 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,734 the bride and groom have prepared their own vows. 283 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,818 Where's Bushra? 284 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,863 Yes, he's rich. A little chubby. 285 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,489 Are you free to meet Tazeen's nephew 286 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,908 for brunch tomorrow? 287 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,202 I don't know, but the shrimp is really good 288 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,953 and I hear the gift bags are awesome. 289 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,957 - Nandika. - Raj. 290 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,125 We barely know each other. 291 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,002 The two things I know about you are 292 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,420 that you're really hot... 293 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,963 Like, not even the basic shit, right? 294 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,049 ...and that your family is somehow 295 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,383 even more fucked up than mine. 296 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,385 - I don't know your birthday. - November 12th. 297 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,138 I don't know your mental health history 298 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,015 or your political beliefs. 299 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,600 - They're fun. - Oh, dope. 300 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,311 I can tell from your eyes, and also your awesome body, 301 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,979 that you are a good person. 302 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,481 And you know, ever since that one time 303 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,691 that we smoked weed together yesterday, 304 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,027 I just feel like you're hotter than I thought you were. 305 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,571 And that is a vast improvement 306 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,865 from the freaks, incels, and sadists 307 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,325 that are normally available to me. 308 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,370 And so I'm just like, "Fuck it." Right? 309 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,372 - Fuck it! - What's the worst that could happen? 310 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,665 I feel the exact same way. 311 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,708 - Let's do it, right? - Yeah. I do! 312 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,460 Yeah. Right. Well, 313 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,587 in a western deviation of the tradition, 314 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,381 the bride and groom may kiss. 315 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,101 - Come on! Come on! - I won! 316 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,775 Dead man eating ladoo. 317 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,116 If they would let me, I would kill you. 318 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,288 Okay, one thing at a time. Let's get the deal done first. 319 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,373 Thank you. 320 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,750 - Thank you. - Thanks. 321 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,045 Thank you, guys. 322 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,340 - ♪ What you gon' do? ♪ 323 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,092 - ♪ What you gon' do? What you gon' do? ♪ - Thank you. 324 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,552 - ♪ What you gon' do? ♪ - Thank you. 325 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,012 - ♪ What you gon' do? ♪ - ♪ I'm finna... ♪ 326 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,806 Come on, come on, let's go. 327 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,018 There's 746, there's no different-- 328 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,686 Ow! 329 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,147 Can't you count faster? 330 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,566 Hurry up, bro. Come on. 331 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,234 I'm not getting killed by the fucking Peruvians. 332 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,402 Have a good day. 333 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,945 That's pretty good. 334 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,030 Let's go! 335 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,908 Whoo! 336 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,874 Good evening. You must be Chacho. 337 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,881 Look, all the money's there. We counted it. 338 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341 I can show you our tally sheet. 339 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,926 You've never been a cent short 340 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,427 since you took over for your father. 341 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,639 Late, but never short. 342 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,974 Chacho, encantada. 343 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,102 I believe this concludes our business. 344 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,854 Not so fast, Afortunada. 345 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,107 My employers have heard stories of your dogged efforts 346 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,235 to keep your dying operation alive. 347 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,111 It has earned their admiration. 348 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,073 - Wow. - So nice. 349 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,783 - So nice. Mm. - Yeah. 350 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,160 I am going to settle for not being killed 351 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,412 and just getting back to work. 352 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,748 Chacho, I want you to know that we are dedicated 353 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,958 to out-of-the-box thinking 354 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,211 and making us all boatloads of money in the process. 355 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,673 We are going big. Okay? 356 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,092 We all got that immigrant mentality. 357 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,010 Aye, amigo. 358 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,096 The American Dream esta muerto. 359 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,472 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 360 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,307 But this is still the land of opportunity 361 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,684 for cocaine traffickers. 362 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,602 - Mm-hmm. - We need reliable partners. 363 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,479 You'll hear from us when the time is right. 364 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,440 Adios. 365 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,567 Adios. 366 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,030 I think I love that guy. 367 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,092 - ♪ Just one look ♪ 368 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,012 - ♪ And I fell so ha-a-rd ♪ 369 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,764 Oh! 370 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,641 ♪ In love ♪ 371 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,688 ♪ With you ♪ 372 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,732 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 373 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,110 Is the bathroom that way? 374 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,361 Yeah, I think so. 375 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,531 - You gonna be alright by yourself? - Yeah, I'm good. 376 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,074 The wedding is almost done, 377 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,077 and Chickie just broke off from the crowd. 378 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,913 No. 379 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,956 Let me have this. 380 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,851 Chickie. 381 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,646 Chickie, Chickie, Chickie. 382 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,608 You know my full name is Chicken. 383 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,279 Chicken Giuseppe Lozano. 384 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,157 Cool story. 385 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,540 I always knew I'd get whacked... 386 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,086 but not in a bathroom by a pussy like you. 387 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,505 Pussy? 388 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:27,798 Yeah, whatever. 389 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,843 You're taking the fall for Baba's murder. 390 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:33,887 You killed him? 391 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,015 I should have been the Chief Saab. 392 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,475 This was supposed to be my time. 393 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,602 In the old days, I'd have been boss automatically. 394 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,521 You should have backed me when you had the chance. 395 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,398 But here we are. 396 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,275 You fuckin' Brutus! 397 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,735 He was an arrogant asshole. 398 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,446 Never treated me with an ounce of respect. 399 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,242 And he was tanking the business. Our business. 400 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,452 So I thought, why not cut the head off the snake 401 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,538 and come out on top when the dust settles? 402 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,255 Oh, Christ. 403 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,466 How could you? 404 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,218 Well, I would've done it sooner 405 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,304 and rubbed you out at the same time. 406 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,681 Sorry we tried to kill you, Chickie. 407 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,767 Lucky thought you put the hit on Baba 408 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,895 because of your disgusting knuckle hair. 409 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,104 I think it's masculine. 410 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,982 But then... I remembered. 411 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,902 I was getting my unibrow done, 412 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,613 Silky Smooth on Washington Ave... 413 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,032 ...and who do I see 414 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,117 getting laser hair removal? 415 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,329 I should have known it was you. 416 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,749 You were always so jealous of Baba. 417 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,461 - It sounds like a "you two" problem. - Shut up. 418 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,380 You're a clever bugger, Matthew. 419 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,258 And you make a bang-up cup of chai. 420 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,885 Oh, God! 421 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,138 No! 422 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,645 You have our loyalty. 423 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,855 We would follow you into the hell. 424 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,776 Mir's gonna take it from here. I'm out, guys. 425 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,530 This just isn't my vibe, like, at all. 426 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,157 Congratulations on your marriage, Raj. 427 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,076 I had an arranged marriage too. 428 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,827 Best thing that ever happened to me. 429 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,871 Thank you. Yeah. Gonna move to Tallahassee. 430 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,499 Start over, maybe take some night classes. 431 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,252 Have some weird, crazy sex with my wife. 432 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,212 Get to know her first, obviously. 433 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,090 Florida sucks, but you do you, Raj. 434 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,174 Okay. 435 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,843 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 436 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,226 There's something I have to tell you both. 437 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,686 FBI, freeze! 438 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:47,813 Fuck! 439 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,525 Wow. So the FBI's crashing weddings now? 440 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,569 We know this wedding is a sham. 441 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,153 Mashallah. She said yes. 442 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,614 There goes the bride. Something went down. 443 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,157 We need to get in there, but we don't have a warrant. 444 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,617 You know, my grandpa used to say 445 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,077 it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. 446 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,287 Ever heard that? 447 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,080 Yes. It's an extremely common saying. 448 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,040 The other brother's getting married now? 449 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,500 Is this a Pakistani thing? 450 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,003 All I saw were two beautiful people getting married. 451 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,297 - This is a private event. - Just give it up. 452 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,549 There is clearly a drug deal going on at this wedding. 453 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,759 Hey! Unless you have a warrant, don't set a foot-- 454 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,470 Oh, actually, our warrant just cleared one hour ago. 455 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,848 Pretty lucky. 456 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,017 Why don't you show it to me? 457 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,935 It's hidden in a place you wouldn't even expect. 458 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,478 - Your asshole? - No. 459 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,980 - Your asshole. - My asshole? 460 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,648 - FBI, freeze! - Chickie. 461 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,150 Hey, what the fuck? 462 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,234 - Chickie? - Chick-- 463 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,652 Chickie? 464 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,073 Ahmad had your father killed. 465 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,533 - What? - What? 466 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,452 What? 467 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,828 - What? - What? 468 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,956 No, i-it was Chickie. He's got the hairy knuckles. 469 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,043 Laser hair removal. 470 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,840 Holy shit. 471 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,467 - I will rip your dick off! - I'm gonna kill you. 472 00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,968 Raj, stop! No! 473 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,678 - Fucker! - FBI. 474 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,555 - Hands where we can see 'em! - Fuck! 475 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,765 We have an injured civilian here. 476 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:05,933 Requesting a medic. 477 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,728 Director Simpson, what are you doing here? 478 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,022 Our warrant cleared 30 seconds ago. 479 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,900 Thank God. You got here just in time. 480 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,611 These drug smugglers just shot Chickie Lozano. 481 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,779 Take 'em away, boys. 482 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,031 The FBI official here illegally 483 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:22,991 was the only one with a weapon. 484 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,911 I'm sorry, sir. 485 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,622 You shouldn't have been here. Disarm them. 486 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,124 Oh, come on. We're FBI agents. 487 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,668 We're following procedure. 488 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:36,755 Sadly, it's true. As of now, we're rogue operatives. 489 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,757 How could you? You were my hero. 490 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,094 You're still my hero. 491 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,887 Grab a bouquet on the way out. 492 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,389 Alright, fan out, boys. 493 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,849 Let's turn this place upside down. 494 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,269 Where's Ahmad? 495 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,522 Ahmad! 496 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,190 I'm gonna find that son of a bitch... 497 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,150 and I'm gonna kill him. 498 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,443 Ahmad! 499 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,916 So, as youse know, Chickie's been incapacilated. 500 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,752 That's medical for in a coma. So I'm gonna take over. 501 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,797 ♪ Alright, one, two, three, shake me ♪ 502 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,763 Oh, Lucky. 503 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,933 - You're fashionably late. - Shut up, Nick. You're fired. 504 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,769 Oh, whoa, whoa. Says who, sweetheart? 505 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,397 You're not the boss of me. You're not even Italian. 506 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,401 Express orders from my new business partner, 507 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,279 Geraldine Gelato "Gigi" Lozano. 508 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,406 She's in Turks, maybe Caicos, 509 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,492 and she asked me to deliver this message. 510 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,661 Uh-huh. I'm listenin'. 511 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,878 We're in charge now. Girl power. You go, girl. All that crap. 512 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,215 Anyone have a problem with that? Matthew? 513 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,803 Does anyone have a problem with that?! 514 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,434 Lucky Auntie, this is his third late payment. 515 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,353 We've tried beating his ass. 516 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,688 Have someone take care of it or I'll do it myself. 517 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,234 Yeah, I'm getting brunch with Chacho tomorrow. 518 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,443 Okay, bye. 519 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,905 Raj, you've been doing this for days. 520 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,365 Let's go take a walk to Pakora Palace. 521 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,699 You can go see Nandika. 522 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,785 Nah, I'm not going anywhere until we find Ahmad. 523 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,119 You gotta check this out, okay? Apparently, 524 00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:32,829 Ahmad has a half brother in the south of France 525 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,540 and, well, they have no extradition laws over there. 526 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,416 So if I can tap into my network of Corsican assassins-- 527 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,126 Okay, someone needs to get out of the house. Let's go. 528 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,503 Just give me a couple more minutes, man. 529 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,255 Come on! You gotta touch grass, buddy. 530 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,673 - It's a lot of yarn. - Did you know 531 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,383 Ahmad Saeed isn't his actual name? 532 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,634 It's actually Saeed Ahmad. 533 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,469 So the Aztecs would remove 534 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:48,971 the hearts of their victims 535 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,430 and then skin them alive, 536 00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,224 and I thought that'd be perfect for Ahmad because his-- 537 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,018 Alright. Alright. Here's what I'm focused on. 538 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,813 We won. The Peruvians are on our side. 539 00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,982 - We're making a shit ton of money. - That's true. 540 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,859 And the golf courses are gonna take business 541 00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,151 to the next level. 542 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,613 Raj, Baba's vision is finally becoming a reality. 543 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,198 You're right. You're right. We're thriving. 544 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,616 - Yeah. - Yeah. 545 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,618 I skipped breakfast. Wanna grab a burrito bowl? 546 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:12,786 Okay. 547 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,297 Fuck! 548 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,678 ♪ It goes Guillotine ♪ 549 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,138 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 550 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,766 ♪ Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit ♪ 551 00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,476 ♪ To make the bottom fall through the floor ♪ 552 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,812 ♪ And they all fall down ♪ 553 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,480 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 554 00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,399 ♪ It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes ♪ 555 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,609 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 556 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,487 ♪ Out of the shadows barrage of witch tongue ♪ 557 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:50,073 ♪ Cobra spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke ♪ 558 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,576 ♪ Stomp music seriously, yeah! ♪ 559 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,661 ♪ It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes ♪ 560 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:56,079 ♪ Can't stop the groove licks jaws ♪ 561 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,956 ♪ Clear off them locks relentless raw movement ♪ 562 00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:00,584 ♪ Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected ♪ 563 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,045 ♪ To everything you want, ever did want ♪ 564 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,297 ♪ We got it why not come get it, stick your head in that hole ♪ 565 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,591 ♪ And watch me drop this cold guillotine death sentence ♪ 566 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,800 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 567 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,844 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 568 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,346 ♪ It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes ♪ 569 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,972 ♪ It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes ♪ 570 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:17,059 ♪ Guillotine ♪ 571 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:18,143 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 572 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,398 ♪ Guillotine ♪ 573 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,484 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 574 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,406 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪