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♪ You did it ♪
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- ♪ You did it ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Baby, you did it ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ You made me want you, yeah ♪
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We keep telling you.
We didn't see his face.
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Could have been a woman.
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Or a very thin, beautiful man.
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I'm sorry, guys. This is
an active crime scene, okay?
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Nobody gets in the building.
Nobody gets out.
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Sir, it's my wedding!
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One of your guests died,
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which, by the way,
is not a very good omen.
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This is Islamophobic, man.
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Would you do this to two white people
if someone died at their wedding?
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No, of course I would not.
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You would or wouldn't?
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I wouldn't. No, I would.
I would!
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Yes, I would. Ah, fuck.
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Look, I don't want
Internal Affairs up my ass again.
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Here's what I'll do.
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Anybody who has an invitation,
they can go in.
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- But that's it.
- Great.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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- We happy?
- I could be happier, but...
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- Okay, well, that's not my job.
- Thank you so much, sir.
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{\an8}You poor boys haven't
eaten all day.
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{\an8}Same thing happened to me
at my wedding.
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{\an8}You were married?
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One whole day.
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Murderwalla.
Crazy night in Vegas.
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Great sex.
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Basically started the
divorce paperwork
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the night of the wedding.
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- Holy shit.
- Wow.
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Look, boys, I promised Baba
if anything happened to him,
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that I would protect you
in this fucked-up world.
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{\an8}And that promise is
my goddamn religion.
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{\an8}I will always choose you.
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{\an8}I am sorry about Prairie.
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{\an8}Can you forgive me?
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{\an8}You did a really bad thing,
Lucky Auntie.
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{\an8}I can understand
why you did it now,
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{\an8}but... it's not up to me.
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{\an8}I can't forgive you yet.
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{\an8}But this roti roll is
a pretty good start.
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{\an8}I'll take it.
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{\an8}Anyway, speaking of murder,
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{\an8}there is actually something else
I need to tell you about.
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{\an8}Oh, God. Please, Lucky Auntie.
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{\an8}I-I don't know how much more
of this shit I can take.
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{\an8}You know what? You're right.
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{\an8}It can wait.
More pressing business.
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{\an8}After your little tirade
about switching suppliers,
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{\an8}the Peruvians have dispatched
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{\an8}a really scary motherfucker
named Chacho
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{\an8}to make good on the threat
pinned to Dawar's head.
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{\an8}Oh, fuck.
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{\an8}So Chacho will be here soon
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{\an8}to collect our debt
or our heads. That's all.
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{\an8}Just stating facts.
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{\an8}And how are we supposed
to sell a million dollars'
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{\an8}worth of drugs today?
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{\an8}Oh, this is how we die.
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Mir?
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- Bushra, hey.
- This is so bad.
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I know. I know. I know.
Hey, I know.
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A death at a wedding
is a lot to process.
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Not that. The flower
altar keeps falling.
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I can't deal.
I have to get into makeup.
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Secure the altar.
This is my big day.
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Listen. I know
this has been a lot, okay?
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But I promise you
everything's gonna be perfect
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- from here on out. Okay?
- You keep saying that.
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No, no, no. I promise.
I promise. Hand on my heart.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Get outta here.
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To be clear,
this Chacho thing is a priority
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- over the flower thing.
- For sure.
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Hey, who's in charge here?
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...he doesn't
have a leg?
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- I am.
- Thanks for holding it down.
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FBI. We'll take it from here.
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You know something?
We don't work for you, Orphan Annie.
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We're here to help, Sergeant...
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Testicola?
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- Am I saying that right?
- Yeah. You're saying it right.
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Testicola. That's right.
That's my name.
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Look, we're expecting
something major here.
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We're gonna look around.
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Please keep your guys
out of our way.
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You know something?
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You remind me of a guy
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I beat the shit out of
when I was a kid.
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I'm not surprised that a cop
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used to be a
bully as a child.
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Yeah. Why don't you go put
your little rubber gloves on?
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- Come on!
- Go. Go.
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- Do your FBI stuff.
- Come on!
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Ah!
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Seriously, guys?
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Who gives a shit at this point?
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- He's right.
- Oh!
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We're all going to die.
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When did you get so religious?
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I'm just covering my bases.
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I did a lot of bad shit
in my life, man.
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- Astagfirullah.
- Right. And with that,
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welcome to my wedding day
emergency meeting.
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As stated, things are pretty fucking bad.
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Ahmad Uncle, welcome back.
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It's actually Reverend Ahmad.
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That's gonna be your new career
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if we can't pull ourselves
out of this.
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Right. Ali, Feraz, Hassan,
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really sorry for the trauma
that you suffered.
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Open the door, man!
The child lock is on!
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But we really gotta
pull it together
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if we wanna get
through this, okay?
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Dude, you're not the Chief Saab.
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Why is he always talking
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like he's Chief Saab?
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You're definitely
not Chief Saab.
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And you're talking like
you're full of coke.
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You want some?
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Okay, guys, can we please
table our internal issues?
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Table bullshit my ass,
you dumb fuck! Dawar is dead!
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Astagfirullah. Forgive me.
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Oh, sweet Dawar. Sweet,
sweet, sweet, sweet Dawar!
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Look, there is enough coke
just sitting in Ahmad's truck
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to cover the million we owe
the Peruvians and then some.
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And it's not going anywhere
with all the cops outside.
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They can't get in
without a warrant.
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And if we give them
a reason to come in here,
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we're fucked.
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We're out of fronts.
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That's it.
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- Hmm?
- That's how we do it.
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We're gonna use my wedding
as a front.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mir.
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You literally just told Bushra
that this--
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But this is the only way
I can get us out of this.
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This sounds super haram.
I'm out.
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Where do you think
you're going, fucking idiot?
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Like, Pakistan, bro.
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I got a government pension
over there. Fuck this.
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- He's on a fucking student visa.
- Fuck you.
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Mir, are you crazy, dude?
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- If Bushra finds out--
- Can you just let him talk?
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We get the street dealers
to pose as wedding guests,
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put them on the guest list,
put their bricks
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in different colored gift bags
they can take on their way out.
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Have you looked at that mob?
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I mean, rough doesn't
begin to describe them.
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You'd be better off
putting them in hijabs.
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We'll get them to shower.
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But even if we get that far,
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how do we get the
money out of here
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and to the Peruvians with cops
and Feds all watching?
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Sorry.
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There's a horse in the kitchen.
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We put the money in here.
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So it's like a Trojan horse
except filled with cash
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instead of whatever was
in the Trojan horse?
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- Pretty sure it was Trojans.
- Trojans.
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We load it out with all
the other wedding crap
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and deliver it to Chacho.
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The FBI and the cops
will just think
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it's a part of the wedding.
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I can see in your faces that
you all know this is gonna work.
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I'll put the street dealers
on the guest list.
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Ali, call those scrubs
and tell them to get gussied up.
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Matthew and I will get
started on the bags.
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- Ahmad?
- I'll get the cocaine.
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Mir? You go be a groom, beta.
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We'll take it from here.
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Alright.
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You sure you wanna do this
on your wedding day?
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We have to. This is my fuck-up.
I gotta make this right.
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Alright. But this is
it for me, man.
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Once this deal is done...
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I'm out the game.
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You know, I haven't wanted
to admit it to myself,
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but... I know.
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It's crazy. I, uh...
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I always thought
I was the drug guy.
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Turns out I'm not.
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I'm gonna take care of
everything. Okay?
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I'll even pay for your
fur sweatshirts and shit.
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Thanks.
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You were born for this, man.
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I fucking love you.
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I love you too.
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Tiff in the tiffin?
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Tiff in the tiffin.
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Come here.
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Calm before the storm?
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That was Baba's favorite song.
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Ahmad, I have something
to tell you.
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Baba was murdered.
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- What?
- It's true.
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No, th-that can't be. He was--
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He-he was killed by a golf ball.
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Hard to wrap your mind around,
but it is true.
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I met his assassin.
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He didn't know who
ordered the hit.
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All he could tell me was
that they had Brown skin
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and mid-digital hair.
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Look, he's got hair
on his middle knuckles.
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It's a rare genetic trait.
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It was Chickie Lasagna.
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That scum-sucking greaseball.
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- He dies tonight.
- Tonight.
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I'll do it!
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- You? God, no.
- Absolutely not.
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I'm speaking in an elevated tone
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because I'm talking to a moron.
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How long does it take
to get a search warrant?
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What do you mean the judge is
at a bocce tournament?
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Put me through to--
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And she's gone.
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This is ridiculous.
Just look at these guys.
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They're obviously
the Dars' crime associates
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just waltzing in.
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Sergeant Testicola,
are you seeing this?
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We need to take action.
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Mm. Not on my watch, honey.
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We got a little thing
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here called protocol.
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I learned that
the hard way.
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They gave me a,
a little house arrest
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that just ruined my marriage,
so here we are. Alright?
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We are so close to getting
these guys.
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And we're stuck behind
a red tape.
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Sometimes I really hate America.
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I assume you're with the Dars.
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- Chickie.
- Yeah.
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Is anybody gonna die
at this event?
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Just sayin'.
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Fingers crossed,
no one is savagely murdered.
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Piece of shit.
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How could you do this?
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Don't ask me about my business.
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Don't you dare quote
The Godfather.
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The one thing I asked was
to not know about your business,
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and you're doing a drug deal
at our wedding?
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Baby, I had no choice.
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Why don't you just put that back
where we found it,
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and we can get back
to the wedding?
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00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,260
You ruined the wedding
251
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,721
that I dreamt about
since I was a little girl.
252
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,389
I had no choice.
253
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,142
I'm doing what
I have to do for us.
254
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,186
Okay? Let's just get over it.
255
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,938
I can't just get over it!
256
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732
I've seen something
I can't unsee.
257
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,900
I had to tell my mom
258
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,401
that this was a bath bomb.
259
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,653
And you've both made it
abundantly clear
260
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,446
that you don't want me
if I'm poor.
261
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:58,200
So it's my fault
for wanting things too?
262
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,576
You're saying you would
stop all of this
263
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,953
if I didn't want stuff?
264
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,497
This is my world.
265
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,459
You joining me... or not?
266
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,008
Goodbye, Mir.
267
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,814
Well, this is weird.
268
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,315
We hear shit's falling apart.
269
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,109
This family has a dark cloud.
270
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,571
Yeah. No wedding, no cover.
No cover, no deal.
271
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,156
No deal and... we're dead.
272
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,366
Anything we can do to help?
273
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,705
Huh?
274
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,707
Ladies and gentlemen,
275
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,376
please welcome the bride
and groom to the stage
276
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,128
for the ceremony.
277
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,724
We're gathered here today
278
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,559
to witness the formation
of a union,
279
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644
one based on an ancient
tradition
280
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,563
of rolling the dice
and seeing how they fall.
281
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,273
Yeah, but before we get to it,
282
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,734
the bride and groom
have prepared their own vows.
283
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,818
Where's Bushra?
284
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,863
Yes, he's rich. A little chubby.
285
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,489
Are you free to meet
Tazeen's nephew
286
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,908
for brunch tomorrow?
287
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,202
I don't know,
but the shrimp is really good
288
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,953
and I hear the gift
bags are awesome.
289
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,957
- Nandika.
- Raj.
290
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,125
We barely know each other.
291
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,002
The two things
I know about you are
292
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,420
that you're really hot...
293
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,963
Like, not even the
basic shit, right?
294
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,049
...and that your family
is somehow
295
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,383
even more fucked up than mine.
296
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,385
- I don't know your birthday.
- November 12th.
297
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,138
I don't know
your mental health history
298
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,015
or your political beliefs.
299
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,600
- They're fun.
- Oh, dope.
300
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,311
I can tell from your eyes,
and also your awesome body,
301
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,979
that you are a good person.
302
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,481
And you know, ever since
that one time
303
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,691
that we smoked weed
together yesterday,
304
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,027
I just feel like you're hotter
than I thought you were.
305
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,571
And that is a vast improvement
306
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,865
from the freaks, incels,
and sadists
307
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,325
that are normally
available to me.
308
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,370
And so I'm just like,
"Fuck it." Right?
309
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,372
- Fuck it!
- What's the worst that could happen?
310
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,665
I feel the exact same way.
311
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,708
- Let's do it, right?
- Yeah. I do!
312
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,460
Yeah. Right. Well,
313
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,587
in a western deviation
of the tradition,
314
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,381
the bride and groom may kiss.
315
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,101
- Come on! Come on!
- I won!
316
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,775
Dead man eating ladoo.
317
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,116
If they would let me, I would kill you.
318
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,288
Okay, one thing at a time.
Let's get the deal done first.
319
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,373
Thank you.
320
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,750
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
321
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,045
Thank you, guys.
322
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,340
- ♪ What you gon' do? ♪
323
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,092
- ♪ What you gon' do? What you gon' do? ♪
- Thank you.
324
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,552
- ♪ What you gon' do? ♪
- Thank you.
325
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,012
- ♪ What you gon' do? ♪
- ♪ I'm finna... ♪
326
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,806
Come on, come on, let's go.
327
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,018
There's 746,
there's no different--
328
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,686
Ow!
329
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,147
Can't you count faster?
330
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,566
Hurry up, bro. Come on.
331
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,234
I'm not getting killed
by the fucking Peruvians.
332
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,402
Have a good day.
333
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,945
That's pretty good.
334
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,030
Let's go!
335
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,908
Whoo!
336
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,874
Good evening.
You must be Chacho.
337
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,881
Look, all the money's there.
We counted it.
338
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,341
I can show you our tally sheet.
339
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,926
You've never been
a cent short
340
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,427
since you took over
for your father.
341
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:48,639
Late, but never short.
342
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,974
Chacho, encantada.
343
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,102
I believe this concludes
our business.
344
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,854
Not so fast, Afortunada.
345
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,107
My employers have heard stories
of your dogged efforts
346
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,235
to keep your dying
operation alive.
347
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,111
It has earned their admiration.
348
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,073
- Wow.
- So nice.
349
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,783
- So nice. Mm.
- Yeah.
350
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,160
I am going to settle
for not being killed
351
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,412
and just getting back to work.
352
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,748
Chacho, I want you to know
that we are dedicated
353
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,958
to out-of-the-box thinking
354
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,211
and making us all boatloads
of money in the process.
355
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,673
We are going big. Okay?
356
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,092
We all got that
immigrant mentality.
357
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,010
Aye, amigo.
358
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,096
The American Dream
esta muerto.
359
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,472
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,307
But this is still the
land of opportunity
361
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,684
for cocaine traffickers.
362
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,602
- Mm-hmm.
- We need reliable partners.
363
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,479
You'll hear from us
when the time is right.
364
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,440
Adios.
365
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,567
Adios.
366
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,030
I think I love that guy.
367
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,092
- ♪ Just one look ♪
368
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,012
- ♪ And I fell so ha-a-rd ♪
369
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,764
Oh!
370
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,641
♪ In love ♪
371
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,688
♪ With you ♪
372
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,732
♪ Oh, oh ♪
373
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,110
Is the bathroom that way?
374
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,361
Yeah, I think so.
375
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,531
- You gonna be alright by yourself?
- Yeah, I'm good.
376
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,074
The wedding is almost done,
377
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,077
and Chickie just broke off
from the crowd.
378
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,913
No.
379
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,956
Let me have this.
380
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,851
Chickie.
381
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,646
Chickie, Chickie, Chickie.
382
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,608
You know my full
name is Chicken.
383
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,279
Chicken Giuseppe Lozano.
384
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,157
Cool story.
385
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,540
I always knew I'd get whacked...
386
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,086
but not in a bathroom
by a pussy like you.
387
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,505
Pussy?
388
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:27,798
Yeah, whatever.
389
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,843
You're taking the fall
for Baba's murder.
390
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:33,887
You killed him?
391
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,015
I should have been
the Chief Saab.
392
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,475
This was supposed to be my time.
393
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,602
In the old days, I'd have
been boss automatically.
394
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,521
You should have backed me
when you had the chance.
395
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,398
But here we are.
396
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,275
You fuckin' Brutus!
397
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,735
He was an arrogant asshole.
398
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,446
Never treated me with
an ounce of respect.
399
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,242
And he was tanking
the business. Our business.
400
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,452
So I thought, why not cut
the head off the snake
401
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,538
and come out on top when
the dust settles?
402
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,255
Oh, Christ.
403
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,466
How could you?
404
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,218
Well, I would've done it sooner
405
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,304
and rubbed you out
at the same time.
406
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,681
Sorry we tried
to kill you, Chickie.
407
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,767
Lucky thought you put
the hit on Baba
408
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,895
because of your disgusting
knuckle hair.
409
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,104
I think it's masculine.
410
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,982
But then...
I remembered.
411
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,902
I was getting my unibrow done,
412
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,613
Silky Smooth on
Washington Ave...
413
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,032
...and who do I see
414
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,117
getting laser hair removal?
415
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,329
I should have known it was you.
416
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,749
You were always so
jealous of Baba.
417
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,461
- It sounds like a "you two" problem.
- Shut up.
418
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,380
You're a clever bugger, Matthew.
419
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,258
And you make a bang-up
cup of chai.
420
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,885
Oh, God!
421
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,138
No!
422
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,645
You have our loyalty.
423
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,855
We would follow you
into the hell.
424
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,776
Mir's gonna take it
from here. I'm out, guys.
425
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,530
This just isn't my vibe,
like, at all.
426
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,157
Congratulations on your
marriage, Raj.
427
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,076
I had an arranged marriage too.
428
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,827
Best thing that ever
happened to me.
429
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,871
Thank you. Yeah.
Gonna move to Tallahassee.
430
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,499
Start over, maybe take
some night classes.
431
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,252
Have some weird,
crazy sex with my wife.
432
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,212
Get to know her first,
obviously.
433
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,090
Florida sucks,
but you do you, Raj.
434
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,174
Okay.
435
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,843
- Mm-hmm.
- Yep.
436
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,226
There's something I have
to tell you both.
437
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,686
FBI, freeze!
438
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:47,813
Fuck!
439
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,525
Wow. So the FBI's crashing
weddings now?
440
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,569
We know this wedding is a sham.
441
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,153
Mashallah. She said yes.
442
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,614
There goes the bride.
Something went down.
443
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,157
We need to get in there,
but we don't have a warrant.
444
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,617
You know, my grandpa used to say
445
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,077
it's better to ask for
forgiveness than permission.
446
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,287
Ever heard that?
447
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,080
Yes. It's an extremely
common saying.
448
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,040
The other brother's getting
married now?
449
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,500
Is this a Pakistani thing?
450
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,003
All I saw were two
beautiful people getting married.
451
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,297
- This is a private event.
- Just give it up.
452
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,549
There is clearly a drug deal
going on at this wedding.
453
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,759
Hey! Unless you have
a warrant, don't set a foot--
454
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,470
Oh, actually, our warrant
just cleared one hour ago.
455
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,848
Pretty lucky.
456
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,017
Why don't you show it to me?
457
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,935
It's hidden in a place
you wouldn't even expect.
458
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,478
- Your asshole?
- No.
459
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,980
- Your asshole.
- My asshole?
460
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,648
- FBI, freeze!
- Chickie.
461
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,150
Hey, what the fuck?
462
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,234
- Chickie?
- Chick--
463
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,652
Chickie?
464
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,073
Ahmad had your father
killed.
465
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,533
- What?
- What?
466
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,452
What?
467
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,828
- What?
- What?
468
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,956
No, i-it was Chickie.
He's got the hairy knuckles.
469
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,043
Laser hair removal.
470
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,840
Holy shit.
471
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,467
- I will rip your dick off!
- I'm gonna kill you.
472
00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,968
Raj, stop! No!
473
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,678
- Fucker!
- FBI.
474
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,555
- Hands where we can see 'em!
- Fuck!
475
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,765
We have an injured
civilian here.
476
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:05,933
Requesting a medic.
477
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,728
Director Simpson,
what are you doing here?
478
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,022
Our warrant cleared
30 seconds ago.
479
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,900
Thank God. You got here just in time.
480
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,611
These drug smugglers
just shot Chickie Lozano.
481
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,779
Take 'em away, boys.
482
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,031
The FBI official here illegally
483
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:22,991
was the only one with a weapon.
484
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,911
I'm sorry, sir.
485
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,622
You shouldn't have been here.
Disarm them.
486
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,124
Oh, come on. We're FBI agents.
487
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,668
We're following procedure.
488
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:36,755
Sadly, it's true. As of now,
we're rogue operatives.
489
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,757
How could you? You were my hero.
490
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,094
You're still my hero.
491
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,887
Grab a bouquet on the way out.
492
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,389
Alright, fan out, boys.
493
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,849
Let's turn this place
upside down.
494
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,269
Where's Ahmad?
495
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,522
Ahmad!
496
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,190
I'm gonna find that
son of a bitch...
497
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,150
and I'm gonna kill him.
498
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,443
Ahmad!
499
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,916
So, as youse know,
Chickie's been incapacilated.
500
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,752
That's medical for in a coma.
So I'm gonna take over.
501
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,797
♪ Alright, one, two,
three, shake me ♪
502
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,763
Oh, Lucky.
503
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,933
- You're fashionably late.
- Shut up, Nick. You're fired.
504
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,769
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Says who, sweetheart?
505
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,397
You're not the boss of me.
You're not even Italian.
506
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,401
Express orders from
my new business partner,
507
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,279
Geraldine Gelato "Gigi" Lozano.
508
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,406
She's in Turks, maybe Caicos,
509
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,492
and she asked me to deliver
this message.
510
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,661
Uh-huh. I'm listenin'.
511
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,878
We're in charge now. Girl power.
You go, girl. All that crap.
512
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,215
Anyone have a problem with that?
Matthew?
513
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,803
Does anyone
have a problem with that?!
514
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,434
Lucky Auntie,
this is his third late payment.
515
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,353
We've tried beating his ass.
516
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,688
Have someone take care of it
or I'll do it myself.
517
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,234
Yeah, I'm getting brunch
with Chacho tomorrow.
518
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,443
Okay, bye.
519
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,905
Raj, you've been doing
this for days.
520
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,365
Let's go take a walk
to Pakora Palace.
521
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,699
You can go see Nandika.
522
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,785
Nah, I'm not going anywhere
until we find Ahmad.
523
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,119
You gotta check this out, okay?
Apparently,
524
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:32,829
Ahmad has a half brother
in the south of France
525
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,540
and, well, they have
no extradition laws over there.
526
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,416
So if I can tap into my network
of Corsican assassins--
527
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,126
Okay, someone needs to get
out of the house. Let's go.
528
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,503
Just give me a couple
more minutes, man.
529
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,255
Come on!
You gotta touch grass, buddy.
530
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,673
- It's a lot of yarn.
- Did you know
531
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,383
Ahmad Saeed isn't
his actual name?
532
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,634
It's actually Saeed Ahmad.
533
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,469
So the Aztecs would remove
534
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:48,971
the hearts of their victims
535
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,430
and then skin them alive,
536
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,224
and I thought that'd be perfect
for Ahmad because his--
537
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,018
Alright. Alright.
Here's what I'm focused on.
538
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,813
We won.
The Peruvians are on our side.
539
00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,982
- We're making a shit ton of money.
- That's true.
540
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,859
And the golf courses
are gonna take business
541
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,151
to the next level.
542
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,613
Raj, Baba's vision is
finally becoming a reality.
543
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,198
You're right. You're right.
We're thriving.
544
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,616
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
545
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,618
I skipped breakfast.
Wanna grab a burrito bowl?
546
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:12,786
Okay.
547
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,297
Fuck!
548
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,678
♪ It goes Guillotine ♪
549
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,138
♪ Yeah! ♪
550
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,766
♪ Sit in the dark and
ponder how I'm fit ♪
551
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,476
♪ To make the bottom
fall through the floor ♪
552
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,812
♪ And they all fall down ♪
553
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,480
♪ Yeah! ♪
554
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,399
♪ It goes, it goes, it goes,
it goes, it goes, it goes ♪
555
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,609
♪ Yeah! ♪
556
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,487
♪ Out of the shadows
barrage of witch tongue ♪
557
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:50,073
♪ Cobra spit over apocalyptic
cult killer cauldron smoke ♪
558
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,576
♪ Stomp music seriously,
yeah! ♪
559
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,661
♪ It goes, it goes, it goes,
it goes, it goes, it goes ♪
560
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:56,079
♪ Can't stop the groove
licks jaws ♪
561
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,956
♪ Clear off them locks
relentless raw movement ♪
562
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:00,584
♪ Fit to knock you from here
to that g-spot body rock connected ♪
563
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,045
♪ To everything you want,
ever did want ♪
564
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,297
♪ We got it why not come get it,
stick your head in that hole ♪
565
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,591
♪ And watch me drop this
cold guillotine death sentence ♪
566
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,800
♪ Yeah! ♪
567
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,844
♪ Yeah! ♪
568
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,346
♪ It goes, it goes,
it goes, it goes ♪
569
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,972
♪ It goes, it goes,
it goes, it goes ♪
570
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:17,059
♪ Guillotine ♪
571
00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:18,143
♪ Yeah! ♪
572
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,398
♪ Guillotine ♪
573
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,484
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
574
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,406
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪