1 00:00:01,171 --> 00:00:03,838 (ominous music) 2 00:00:10,029 --> 00:00:13,529 (ominous music continues) 3 00:00:18,869 --> 00:00:22,369 (ominous music continues) 4 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,391 (gate clinks and squeaks) 5 00:00:33,749 --> 00:00:37,249 (ominous music continues) 6 00:00:42,419 --> 00:00:45,919 (ominous music continues) 7 00:00:51,288 --> 00:00:54,788 (ominous music continues) 8 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:02,316 (electricity crackling) (ominous music continues) 9 00:01:02,316 --> 00:01:04,427 - [Tim] Ow, ow, ow! Fuck! 10 00:01:04,427 --> 00:01:06,324 (Tim grunts) 11 00:01:06,324 --> 00:01:08,471 (electricity crackling) (ominous music intensifies) 12 00:01:08,471 --> 00:01:10,731 Oh, fuck! God damn it! 13 00:01:10,731 --> 00:01:12,314 Why is that so hot? 14 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:19,643 (intense music continues) 15 00:01:22,968 --> 00:01:25,600 (Tim exhales deeply) 16 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,600 (suspenseful music) 17 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:38,260 (suspenseful music continues) 18 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:45,497 (switch clicks) 19 00:01:51,659 --> 00:01:55,492 (suspenseful music continues) 20 00:01:58,939 --> 00:02:00,331 (switches clicking) 21 00:02:00,331 --> 00:02:03,664 (electricity crackling) 22 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:12,662 (switch clicks) (electricity buzzing) 23 00:02:13,451 --> 00:02:15,730 (switch clicks) 24 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:19,147 (machine parts slamming) 25 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,023 (lever clunks) 26 00:02:26,509 --> 00:02:29,842 (electricity crackling) 27 00:02:32,138 --> 00:02:34,888 (lever rattling) 28 00:02:37,378 --> 00:02:42,378 (machine hisses and creaks) (suspenseful music continues) 29 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:47,009 (machine creaks and rattles) 30 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:49,509 (light dings) 31 00:02:52,729 --> 00:02:54,593 (Tim chuckles) 32 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,490 - It's okay. Just, uh... 33 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:59,580 Thanks, I'm just looking for, uh, looking for an affidavit. 34 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,890 You may have noticed in the news, 35 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,120 I am part of a pretty rough divorce, and it is, uh... 36 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:08,820 It's a real motherfucker, so uh, I am not- 37 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,620 - Going live in 10. - (sighs) Fuck. 38 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,702 We gotta get going, so... 39 00:03:12,702 --> 00:03:14,190 By the way, she's, uh, she's a witch. 40 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:16,478 I don't know if you believe in witches, 41 00:03:16,478 --> 00:03:18,180 but I think she's got a cauldron and everything. 42 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:20,550 Welcome, questioners, truth seekers, 43 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:23,520 and good ol' fashioned angry Americans. 44 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,450 Welcome to "The Rant"! 45 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:29,100 I'm James Bunratty, and this is "Bunratty's Rants". 46 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,950 Now, I don't need to tell you folks 47 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:35,070 what's wrong with the broken scientific establishment. 48 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:36,180 Of course, the people that bought it, 49 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:37,380 I'm sure they think it's working great, 50 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,450 but it is not for us. 51 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:41,340 It is not for real Americans. 52 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,320 That's why I think you're gonna love today's guest. 53 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,840 He is an alternative science guy. 54 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,000 He knows how to think outside the paradigm. 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,060 He has witnessed the corruption firsthand, 56 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,910 and I think that you are going to be shocked today, 57 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:54,960 truth seekers, that's right. 58 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,150 Well, anyway, what I'm saying is 59 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:59,250 what you're going to probably say is pretty shocking 60 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:01,500 to a lot of people that don't listen to the show. 61 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,900 And to those newbies, I just wanna say, 62 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,157 welcome to "The Rant". 63 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:10,770 (patriotic music) (crowd cheering) 64 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:11,760 Let's get right into it. 65 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,390 Dr. Tim Travers, I am fascinated by your work. 66 00:04:15,390 --> 00:04:19,743 Tell us exactly what the Time Travelers Paradox is. 67 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,363 Dr. Travers? 68 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:29,079 - Oh, (clears throat) right. - Welcome to the show. 69 00:04:29,079 --> 00:04:31,530 - A few corrections there. Uh, one, I'm not a doctor. 70 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,690 And two, while I'm not mainstream, 71 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,910 I am definitely not an "alternative" scientist. 72 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:36,900 - The difference being? 73 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,090 - One is for bored housewives with crystals 74 00:04:39,090 --> 00:04:40,305 and closet racists. 75 00:04:40,305 --> 00:04:42,990 (James laughs) 76 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:46,050 - Oh, we got a show today! Do we not, out there? 77 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:47,940 That's right. Yeah, we can have some fun here. 78 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:49,290 That was a good one. 79 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,380 But my audience knows who the man of truth is. 80 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,343 And who is that? 81 00:04:56,712 --> 00:04:58,170 - Bunratty, Bunratty! (group cheering) 82 00:04:58,170 --> 00:04:59,100 - James Bunratty. 83 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,020 Now, besides, fast talker, 84 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:01,920 how would you know the difference? 85 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,660 You just said yourself that you weren't a real doctor. 86 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:06,750 - I was kicked out of school for behavioral reasons, 87 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,220 but my grades were excellent. 88 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,710 - Yeah. Establishment elites, am I right? 89 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,230 I mean, who decided that they were the purveyors of truth? 90 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,610 - Education? 91 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,040 Peer review? Uh... 92 00:05:17,370 --> 00:05:18,213 Hygiene? 93 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,233 - Okay. 94 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:25,290 You're arguing that time travel is possible, 95 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:27,840 which is, even for this show, quite out there. 96 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,720 So, why don't you just, uh, hold your roll, pal? 97 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,110 - Well, I am sitting in a radio station in the year 2026, 98 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,850 so I think that it might be possible. 99 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:37,350 Is that, is that a reel-to-reel? 100 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:38,183 - Yes! 101 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:41,940 That's a reel-to-reel given to me by Carl Sagan's assistant! 102 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,410 I married her too, all right? 103 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,420 Yeah, so I didn't invite you on this show 104 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,580 to insult my audience, or me, or my team. 105 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,860 - No, you invited me because Mothman was busy 106 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:50,883 and I was bored. 107 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,290 - The Time Travelers Paradox. 108 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:56,850 Tell us about it. 109 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:58,110 - Hm. 110 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,270 It's a thought experiment. 111 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:02,070 How much do you need me to dumb this down? 112 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,330 - Just a little bit. 113 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,650 - Agree to disagree. 114 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,421 First, a scientist makes a time machine. 115 00:06:07,421 --> 00:06:08,280 (ominous music) 116 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,241 That loops back exactly one minute into the past. 117 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:12,870 - Oh, is that all? 118 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:15,420 - Then the scientist kills his younger self. 119 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,849 - As he does. 120 00:06:16,849 --> 00:06:20,349 (ominous music continues) 121 00:06:25,766 --> 00:06:29,266 (ominous music continues) 122 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:32,859 - Oh! 123 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,854 Yeah! 124 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:38,021 (Tim exhales sharply) 125 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:40,118 (gun cocks) 126 00:06:40,118 --> 00:06:41,888 (Tim sighs) 127 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:45,388 (ominous music continues) 128 00:06:48,998 --> 00:06:50,460 (gun fires) 129 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:54,150 Now you have a man who should not and cannot exist. 130 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,283 Yet, somehow does. 131 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:00,977 (blood dripping) 132 00:07:00,977 --> 00:07:03,630 (Tim sighs) 133 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,703 That is the paradox. 134 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:08,760 Paradoxes are impossible. 135 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,290 - Man, you are very smart, 136 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:12,720 but I would hate to go to dinner with you. 137 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,660 If you're just joining us, we have not-doctor Tim Travers. 138 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:16,710 And while you're at it, 139 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:19,980 pick up some of Bunratty's Blast Vitamins. 140 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:22,890 And while we're there, we have our own version of HGH. 141 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,020 It's not the dangerous kind that Sylvester Stallone uses. 142 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:28,372 No, it is Bunratty's HGA. 143 00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:29,580 That's right, HGA. We'll be right back. 144 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:30,413 Great job, man. 145 00:07:31,281 --> 00:07:34,100 (bright electronic music) 146 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:38,670 (gun fires rapidly) (bullet casings clattering) 147 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:39,813 - Well, shit. 148 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:43,987 (dramatic synth music) 149 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:52,894 (Tim clearing throat) 150 00:07:52,894 --> 00:07:54,337 (Tim blows into recorder) 151 00:07:54,337 --> 00:07:55,170 Um... 152 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,340 Observation one. Uh... 153 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,167 Light, or at least the perception of light, 154 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,990 can only move one way through the machine. 155 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:06,960 I can see into the past, but can't see into the future. 156 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,410 That makes sense, intuitively. Um... 157 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:11,700 Observation two. 158 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,533 The fuck! 159 00:08:14,806 --> 00:08:17,250 (Tim chuckles) 160 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:20,610 I have, um, murdered my younger self, 161 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:23,160 and, and causality appears to be unaffected, 162 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:28,080 like, like completely unaffected, which makes no sense. 163 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,330 I refer you to my aforementioned, "The fuck!" 164 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:37,650 Theory one. Um... (bell chimes) 165 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,860 Time travel has, has not taken place at all. 166 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,310 Instead, I have been 167 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,541 transported to a identical universe. 168 00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:49,470 (bell chimes) 169 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:52,140 Problematic theory. Um... (chuckles) 170 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:55,170 Since that the machine might work as a fancy teleporter, 171 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,790 sending me to a, by wild coincidence, 172 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:58,620 place that just so happens to be indistinguishable 173 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:01,623 from my own past, seems unlikely. 174 00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:05,509 (stamp thuds) 175 00:09:05,509 --> 00:09:06,342 Hmm. 176 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,361 Theory two. (bell chimes) 177 00:09:10,361 --> 00:09:12,947 (Tim sighs) 178 00:09:12,947 --> 00:09:15,930 I have time traveled in the conventional sense. 179 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:20,097 Please excuse my abuse of the word "conventional". 180 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,540 Um... (sighs) 181 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,749 Time is a dimension in its own right. 182 00:09:26,749 --> 00:09:27,582 (bell chimes) 183 00:09:27,582 --> 00:09:30,660 Therefore, causality must be limited by the speed of light, 184 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:35,592 which prevents the paradox from ever catching up. 185 00:09:35,592 --> 00:09:38,552 (bell chimes) 186 00:09:38,552 --> 00:09:40,230 (Tim chuckles) 187 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,083 How the hell am I even supposed to test that? 188 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,235 (stamp thuds) 189 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,568 (Tim sighs) 190 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,523 Theory three. Um... (bell chimes) 191 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:54,270 (Tim breathes deeply) 192 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:57,660 Uh, my presence has spawned a 193 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,710 new universe via my 194 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,068 interaction with it. 195 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,120 (bell chimes) 196 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:04,953 Now, that's... 197 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:06,130 That's an interesting one. 198 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,080 If my interaction is the seed, then, then from my frame, 199 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,240 no other traveler could impact my timeline. 200 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,640 But, but, but the traveler could continually 201 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,960 impact other timelines. 202 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,240 Now, that, that's testable! 203 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,553 I just, I just need to have a... 204 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,427 I just, I just need to repeat the experiment! 205 00:10:22,427 --> 00:10:24,602 (gun fires) (blood splatters) 206 00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:26,190 (body thumps) (footsteps clacking) 207 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,023 (Tim chuckles) 208 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:28,470 - Now we're getting somewhere! 209 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,329 As theorized, my own timeline remains unaffected! 210 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:33,929 (phone vibrates and chirps) (Tim gasps) 211 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:38,929 (phone vibrates and chirps) Oh. (chuckles) 212 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:45,828 Oh, crap. Forgot about that. 213 00:10:45,828 --> 00:10:47,670 Now there's a thought. - Now we're getting somewhere! 214 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,095 As theorized, my own timeline remains unaffected! 215 00:10:50,095 --> 00:10:51,870 (gun fires) (Beta Tim groans) 216 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:52,703 - Sorry. 217 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,323 - What the hell, man? 218 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,053 - It was an impulse. 219 00:10:57,053 --> 00:10:59,790 I was trying to catch myself by surprise. 220 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:00,930 - That's moronic! 221 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:01,893 - Don't be a dick. 222 00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:03,990 (gun clicks) (Beta Tim whimpers) 223 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:04,833 Right. - Right. 224 00:11:05,909 --> 00:11:08,100 (Beta Tim groans) 225 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,688 Twice! 226 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:12,660 (Beta Tim pants and moans) (gun clicking) 227 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:13,928 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 228 00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:15,848 (gun fires) 229 00:11:15,848 --> 00:11:18,021 (Tim sighs) 230 00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:21,072 (phone vibrates and chirps) 231 00:11:21,072 --> 00:11:23,672 (phone vibrates and chirps) (eerie music) 232 00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:26,581 - Right. (groans) 233 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:27,414 Eww. 234 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,276 No, no. Date, date! 235 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:39,614 (moody synth music) 236 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:48,245 (moody synth music continues) 237 00:11:48,245 --> 00:11:51,745 (electric sign crackling) 238 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:55,735 (patrons chattering) (lively bar music) 239 00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:58,090 - Hey! Excuse you, fucko! 240 00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,700 Yeah, 20 minutes late. 241 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,402 Bet ya five bucks he doesn't even show up. 242 00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:03,235 Nah, ah, ah, ah. 243 00:12:03,235 --> 00:12:04,373 That's mine. That's yours. 244 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:08,438 - Wow. Are you, uh... 245 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,677 Are you like this all the time? 246 00:12:10,677 --> 00:12:11,566 - Yep. 247 00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:12,867 - Kinda like it. (chuckles) 248 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,030 - That's real. - Dr. Travers? 249 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,590 - Still not a doctor. - Yeah, whatever. 250 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:19,080 Listen. You are belittling James a lot. 251 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,330 He doesn't like it. Hell, he hates it. 252 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,360 So, please, on behalf of the entire production staff- 253 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,148 - [James] Well, he's been dead for like 44 years. 254 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:27,981 - Keep doing it. 255 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:28,814 - [James] You ever been in a room with Paul McCartney? 256 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:29,647 - It is delicious. 257 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:31,717 - Exactly! (Delilah giggles) 258 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,290 "Defamation"? (sighs) What about free speech? 259 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,670 Well, of course I made it up! 260 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:36,507 What does that have to do with anything? 261 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,240 - You go, James! We believe in you. 262 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,580 Hm. (chuckles) I eat this shit up. 263 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,557 - So, you're not into the whole- 264 00:12:43,557 --> 00:12:46,533 - Mm, bored housewives with crystals and closet racists? 265 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,427 Nah, no. 266 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:50,880 I thought this would be a great post-college gig 267 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,153 while I figured out what to do with my life, but, um, 268 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:57,390 that was 15 years ago, because time is a cruel bitch. 269 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,437 - [James] Yeah, it's on the Moon! 270 00:12:58,437 --> 00:12:59,270 By the moon, I mean my ass. 271 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,103 - I'm Delilah. 272 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,160 I stopped talking. 273 00:13:03,488 --> 00:13:05,250 - What? - Yeah, a while ago. 274 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,810 I'm sorry, is... 275 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,820 Is my life story boring to you, 276 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,180 or are you just incredibly rude? 277 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,830 - Not mutually exclusive. 278 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,000 - Wow! 279 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,230 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 280 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,300 I am distracted, but it's not because you're boring. 281 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,100 You're not, you're not boring. 282 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,040 Um, today was just a weird day. 283 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,840 - How weird was your day? 284 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,272 - Uh, honest answer? 285 00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:25,105 - Yeah. 286 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:28,413 - Well, today, I activated a time machine 287 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:31,050 that is powered by nuclear materials 288 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:34,620 that were stolen from a terrorist organization. 289 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,630 And, uh... 290 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,760 Then I went back in time and killed my younger self 291 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,753 repeatedly, and I have no idea how that's possible. 292 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,962 - I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. 293 00:13:46,962 --> 00:13:47,973 - What? What? - See? 294 00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,860 It's rude, and I was listening. 295 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,263 Great bit. (chuckles) 296 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,663 You're not doing a bit. 297 00:13:56,810 --> 00:13:58,980 (Delilah chuckles) 298 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,690 (Delilah laughs) 299 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,610 Okay. All right. 300 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,350 - Yeah, I've got eyes on him. 301 00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,733 Doesn't look like much. 302 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,160 Just a waiting game now. 303 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,594 Oh, yes. Hi. 304 00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:12,120 Uh, I'll have a Shirley Temple, easy on the grenadine. 305 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,220 - Sure. - Thank you very much. 306 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,990 - You know, um... 307 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,970 Seeing you make James suffer was fun, 308 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:20,556 but this whole mad scientist shtick 309 00:14:20,556 --> 00:14:23,100 it's like, it's like performance art. 310 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,458 I'm just waiting for the cameras to pop out. (chuckles) 311 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,291 - I avoid cameras. 312 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,747 - Are your friends in on this? 313 00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:28,797 - I don't have friends. 314 00:14:28,797 --> 00:14:30,483 - Oh, gross. Not even as a kid? 315 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:35,383 (upbeat rock music) (child whimpering) 316 00:14:35,383 --> 00:14:36,780 (door clicks open) 317 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,210 - Timothy Oliphant Travers! 318 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,190 Are those real? - No, Mom! 319 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:44,254 I'm just using the electric potato. 320 00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:45,087 - All right. 321 00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,130 I do not want a repeat of the Guinea pig incident! 322 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,930 Only shock the potato. 323 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,283 - Yes, Mother. 324 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,569 (child whimpering) 325 00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:55,203 (upbeat rock music continues) 326 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:59,018 (child screaming) (light bulb buzzing) 327 00:14:59,018 --> 00:15:01,470 - Oh, I'm gonna have to dig another hole. 328 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:05,433 - Went through a lot of friends, but that's fine. 329 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,090 Learning how to be by yourself is a reward of its own. 330 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,470 - You know, to a point, but, 331 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,067 it's hard to take that armor off. 332 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,210 - Some people don't have the choice, so... 333 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,510 It's also fine, because I don't need other people. 334 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,620 - Hm! 335 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,670 That's a thing that people say, 336 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,877 when they think they're better and smarter. 337 00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:25,320 - I didn't mean it like that, but I am better and smarter. 338 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:30,320 Look. I don't share other people's values in the abstract. 339 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,790 Take time travel. 340 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,782 A paradox will literally break reality, 341 00:15:35,782 --> 00:15:37,620 and a reality broken can be rewritten. 342 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,590 - Ominous, but yeah, I get it. 343 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,590 You hate that people wanna use it for time tourism. 344 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:46,890 Oh, kinda like when a lady discovers she has superpowers, 345 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:49,260 and it's like, "Oh, no, but what, what does this mean 346 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:50,580 for my job and relationship?" 347 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:53,220 And I'm like, "Bitch, you've got superpowers!" 348 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,960 Yeah! Like, laser your boss to death! 349 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,450 Throw your loser boyfriend into the sun and, and, 350 00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:00,240 and go conquer the world, like a sane person. 351 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,040 - Exactly. Thank you. (Delilah chuckles) 352 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,300 - Crush the peasants. 353 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,800 - It's misplaced priorities. 354 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,800 It's like, you know, working on a, on a, on a work project 355 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,110 when someone is actively trying to kill you. 356 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:11,670 - Right, right, or going on a date, 357 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,129 when you're about to conquer the world. 358 00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:15,540 - (chuckles) Right. - What're you doing? 359 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,373 But what? 360 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:21,720 - You are absolutely right. 361 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,347 - Did, did I say that? I, I don't think I said that. 362 00:16:24,347 --> 00:16:26,010 I said something about crushing peasants, 363 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,030 but that was more for me. 364 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,660 - I need to get back to the lab. 365 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,970 - What? Right, right now? 366 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:30,803 - Yeah. 367 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,720 - You may not know this, but a woman driving 368 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,480 halfway across the city in the middle of murderville 369 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,730 is kind of a, it's kind of a leap of faith. 370 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,263 That's not lost on you? 371 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:42,920 - It is not. - So... 372 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,220 You're, you're, you're joking, right? (chuckles) 373 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,720 You're trolling me for a goof, 374 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,340 because you're an ass like that. 375 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,873 - I am, but I am not. 376 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,800 - Well, I don't have to be polite anymore 377 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,300 because you're the one who's standing me up. 378 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,810 So, figure out where you are on the spectrum, dick weed, 379 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,253 and then go fuck yourself! 380 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,792 Fuck off. 381 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:05,814 Bye! 382 00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:08,280 Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you! 383 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,480 Fuck you guys, too! 384 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,370 Hey, you, with the French braid! You suck! 385 00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:12,210 Fuck off! 386 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,700 This fuckin' bar is shit! 387 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,160 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 388 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,430 - Is she pointing to us? - Fuck you! 389 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,033 - [Patron] Oh, my God. 390 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,324 (metal clangs) - Ow! 391 00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:23,453 (door slams) 392 00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:26,085 (fingertips tapping) 393 00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:27,480 - (chuckles) I'm not, um... 394 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,190 I've been checked. 395 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,601 Many times. 396 00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:31,980 (patron coughs) 397 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,210 Um... 398 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,910 At worst, it's a, it's a case of mild psychosis. 399 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,740 Which is unrelated. So, you know what? 400 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,050 I don't need the judgment right now. 401 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,210 And also, honestly, it's kinda fucked up that you would 402 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,970 make fun of somebody for being on the spectrum. 403 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,296 Fuck! Just fuck off! 404 00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:49,560 (footsteps clacking) 405 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,753 - But I didn't say anything. 406 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:55,602 - [Patron] You also forgot to charge them. 407 00:17:55,602 --> 00:17:59,151 - Crap! 408 00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:02,401 (brooding synth music) 409 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,168 (Tim sighs) 410 00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:08,970 (glass clunks) 411 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,557 - Had to know, you know? 412 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,203 (bottle slams) 413 00:18:13,203 --> 00:18:15,423 Maybe there was something there. 414 00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:24,379 (Tim sighs) 415 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,769 (Tim chuckles) 416 00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:26,819 Why am I telling you? 417 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,593 You're just a localized wormhole, not a person. 418 00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:36,381 (Tim sighs) 419 00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:39,210 I know, I know, I know. 420 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:41,457 Back to work! (chuckles) 421 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,050 (Tim sighs) 422 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:43,883 Alone. 423 00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:49,198 (brooding synth music continues) 424 00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:51,060 (Tim sighs) 425 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:51,893 Boys. 426 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,350 (glass clunks) 427 00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,970 First rule of science! 428 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,233 Repeat the experiment. 429 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,783 Verify results. 430 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:07,910 This is gonna suck. 431 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,340 (gun fires) 432 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:13,617 - You did say this was gonna suck. 433 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,670 (gun fires) 434 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,240 - Motherfucker! 435 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,644 Come on! (guns firing) 436 00:19:18,644 --> 00:19:19,484 - Ow! 437 00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:20,983 Why did you... (gun fires) 438 00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:22,114 - Come on, now! (gun fires) 439 00:19:22,114 --> 00:19:23,092 Oh! 440 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:27,222 (phone vibrates and chirps) 441 00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:28,513 (Tim chuckling) (gun fires) 442 00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:30,334 - Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. 443 00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,167 Okay, all right. 444 00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:33,900 (sighs) How about this? 445 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,630 Hypothetically, let's say you make it work. 446 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,670 You break the world, for no point, 447 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:41,370 but to prove that you can do it. 448 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,203 What then? 449 00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:44,290 Is a time machine that goes back one minute useful? 450 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,840 - That, that is a good question. 451 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,670 - Yeah, well, this is all about questions. 452 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,200 - Not good ones. 453 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,050 Results prove... (dark synth music) 454 00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:54,933 Consistent. 455 00:19:56,911 --> 00:19:58,410 (Tim grunts) 456 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:03,410 30-plus loops and still no perceivable paradox, so... 457 00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:08,519 (Tim groans) 458 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:09,352 Fuck. 459 00:20:10,437 --> 00:20:12,770 (Tim sighs) 460 00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,294 Hold, hold on. 461 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,060 Hold on. - Results prove consistent. 462 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:29,090 30-plus loops and still no perceivable paradox, so... 463 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,560 (Gamma Tim gasps and yelps) - Yes, hi. 464 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,390 Um, here's where I'm at on this. 465 00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,980 We can safely conclude the observer's frame 466 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,270 cannot be impacted. 467 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,680 - You're, you're impacting me right now. 468 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,880 - Don't interrupt. 469 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,110 What we're testing is theory two, 470 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:42,600 in which case, you didn't exist until about 10 seconds ago, 471 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,860 but now that you do, however, 472 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,693 your frame cannot be impacted again. 473 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:47,423 - Right. 474 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:49,403 - So, how do I test that? 475 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,762 - Got it. You kill me. 476 00:20:52,762 --> 00:20:54,372 Um... 477 00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:59,372 - No, no, no, no! Not, not this me. (chuckles) 478 00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:03,459 - [Past Tim] You, however, your frame cannot be impacted. 479 00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:05,001 - That me. 480 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,481 - How do test that? (gun cocks) 481 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:07,738 - I got it. You kill me. 482 00:21:07,738 --> 00:21:09,738 Not, not this me. 483 00:21:09,738 --> 00:21:10,571 (gun fires) 484 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:13,020 - Jesus! (body thumps) 485 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,050 - Okay, so that version of me died, 486 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:19,020 but I didn't, so, that holds. 487 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,450 - I'm sorry, what, what, what holds? 488 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:24,570 - Oh, he affected my timeline, and I wanted to prove 489 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,370 that he couldn't do it a second time, which of course- 490 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,140 - Supports theory three. I get it. 491 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,403 Don't spoon feed me. 492 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,580 (Tim sighs) 493 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,253 - Does everybody else want a drink? 494 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,333 (upbeat synth music) 495 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,594 Cool, it's cool. 496 00:21:39,594 --> 00:21:40,443 - What the fuck? 497 00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:47,042 - Oh, my head. 498 00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:47,875 Oh! 499 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,426 What's with the, the name tag? 500 00:21:52,426 --> 00:21:54,417 - Trust me, you're all gonna be wanting these soon enough. 501 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,740 All right? 502 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:59,070 Anyway, we were arguing the merits of theory three. 503 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:01,057 - Ah, but what if it's theory two, hm? 504 00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:03,750 And it's just the one timeline, 505 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,943 but it's limited by the speed of light. 506 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:07,643 - Good question. 507 00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:10,939 (pool balls clacking) 508 00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:12,169 - Uh... 509 00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:13,137 I mean, who cares, though? It's, it's... 510 00:22:13,137 --> 00:22:15,678 You can't control for it, so it's pointless. 511 00:22:15,678 --> 00:22:16,740 - We, we can! 512 00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:18,608 We just have to go the other way through! 513 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:19,630 - What? - What? 514 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,471 - What? 515 00:22:20,471 --> 00:22:21,540 - Just stick with me here. Um... 516 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,371 It's been six hours since, since he- 517 00:22:24,371 --> 00:22:26,400 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 518 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,770 - You started the first loop, right? 519 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:30,930 So, the paradox, if it's moving at the speed of light, 520 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:33,920 happened one minute in your past. 521 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,310 (chuckles) If we go the other way, we could see it! 522 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,393 That's our control! 523 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,817 - You get all that? - Yeah pretty straightforward. 524 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,186 - Mm. - Mm-hm. 525 00:22:41,186 --> 00:22:42,706 - Well, doesn't matter, 526 00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:44,445 'cause the machine doesn't work like that. 527 00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:46,065 - It can! It can! 528 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,240 We just have to figure out how to slow the... 529 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,073 Slow the, the... 530 00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:52,170 Look, I need, I need, I need visual aids. 531 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,480 So, let's just grab some of these, and just do it, 532 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,203 do it, ow, the other way, ow! 533 00:22:57,203 --> 00:23:00,360 - All right, the coast is clear. Come on, pick those up. 534 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,980 - Jesus. - I need a drink! 535 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,080 - Yeah, yep, yep. - It's gonna be fine. 536 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,741 - All right. 537 00:23:05,741 --> 00:23:07,233 - What? 538 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,066 You! 539 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:08,940 - Which me? 540 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,110 Sorry. Hard to explain. 541 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,060 How are you? 542 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,230 What're you doing back here? 543 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:15,256 - I forgot my scarf. 544 00:23:15,256 --> 00:23:16,387 What are you doing here? 545 00:23:16,387 --> 00:23:17,493 I thought you had to go back to the lab? 546 00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:18,827 - Wasn't that yesterday? 547 00:23:18,827 --> 00:23:20,550 - No! It was two hours ago. 548 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:23,010 - Two hours? - Yes! 549 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,187 - Wow. I did way too many loops. 550 00:23:24,187 --> 00:23:27,240 - "Loops"? What is that, some kind of drink? 551 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,170 - Yes? 552 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:29,003 - Really? 553 00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:31,640 Come buy me one. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 554 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,243 - [Delilah] You owe me! Come on! 555 00:23:35,494 --> 00:23:37,932 - Hm? Hm? (water splashing) 556 00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:39,690 - Oh, great! There goes the only sober one. 557 00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:43,170 I'm just too, too, too drunk to math right now. 558 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:46,445 - I know some assholes who aren't. (chuckles) 559 00:23:46,445 --> 00:23:47,278 (moody synth music) 560 00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:49,350 - The machine only loops one minute back! 561 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:51,330 Why did you think that 21 drunks would be an improvement? 562 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,013 - I said I'm ordering coffee! 563 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:57,480 24-hour coffee delivery. 564 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,320 - [Delivery Guy] Yeah, it's beautiful out here. 565 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,550 - [Eta Tim] God bless capitalism. 566 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:01,590 - Yeah, it took me about 20 minutes to get out here. 567 00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:02,540 - Bless it, I said! 568 00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,460 (Eta Tim sighs) 569 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:10,210 (Eta Tim whistling jauntily) 570 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:19,459 (Eta Tim continues whistling) 571 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,620 (ominous music) 572 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,433 Look. (clears throat) 573 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:26,340 I don't know who's following me, 574 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,537 but you picked the wrong guy to be doing this... 575 00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:31,286 (gun fires) 576 00:24:31,286 --> 00:24:34,036 (Eta Tim groans) 577 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:37,920 - That was worth the wait. 578 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,530 I never get to use the shotgun, man. It's like too loud. 579 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:43,020 But this place? 580 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:46,140 You're so in the middle of nowhere here, I... (chuckling) 581 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,223 I couldn't resist. 582 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,440 Oh, fuck. Shit. 583 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,790 Hold up, hold up. 584 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,163 Uh, supposed to read you something. 585 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,073 Ah, here we go. 586 00:24:56,017 --> 00:24:58,830 "Mr. Travers, The Kingmaker is a teacher, 587 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,737 and today he is teaching you..." 588 00:25:03,062 --> 00:25:03,895 You listening? 589 00:25:07,032 --> 00:25:08,370 (finger tapping) 590 00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,203 Shit! 591 00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:12,750 "The Kingmaker is above such things. 592 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,730 The Kingmaker is a teacher, and today he is teaching 593 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,890 the consequences of stealing from better men. 594 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,720 Then shoot him." Then... 595 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,490 Then shoot him! 596 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:22,320 Right! 597 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,153 Crap. 598 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,430 (finger taps) (wind whistles) 599 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,423 Oh, well. 600 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:30,948 (Helter humming cheerfully) 601 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,308 (Delilah laughs) 602 00:25:32,308 --> 00:25:33,360 - No, no, stop it. No. 603 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,500 But seriously, seriously. 604 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,540 That did sound like a gunshot earlier. 605 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,976 - No, no, no, no. It's just a, a firework. 606 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:39,840 They're, uh... 607 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,490 Kids, they get in here, and they, 608 00:25:42,481 --> 00:25:44,220 they set 'em off all the time. 609 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,813 - Uh, you're cool with that? 610 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:50,340 - Yeah! Yeah, I mean, kids need to get hurt. 611 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,970 Like, fewer fingers, stronger moral... 612 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:55,093 Whatever. 613 00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,060 (Delilah laughs) 614 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,470 - Okay, you... 615 00:25:58,470 --> 00:26:00,060 You're actually fun. (chuckles) 616 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,810 But only when you've been drinking. 617 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,873 (Delilah clears throat) 618 00:26:03,873 --> 00:26:05,130 Announcement! 619 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,090 The do-over date is officially a success! 620 00:26:09,090 --> 00:26:11,509 (Delilah laughs) 621 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:16,380 - (clears throat) So, so being drunk is a, a plus to you? 622 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:17,240 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 623 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,840 It makes it easier to get what I want, like answers. 624 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,800 Like, why, Mr. Mad Scientist Man? Why? 625 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,240 - Isn't curiosity enough? 626 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,620 - No. 627 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,930 I am curious about crypto, 628 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:33,150 but I'm curious, because the more I know, 629 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:35,250 the easier it is to game the suckers. 630 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,200 I am curious about conspiracies 631 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,050 because someone will always pay to believe it. 632 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:42,090 I'm curious about sensitivity 633 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:43,920 because humans love to control others 634 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,070 while telling themselves they're the good guys. 635 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:49,713 Curiosity always has an agenda, for people like me. 636 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,313 Me and you. 637 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,143 So, really. 638 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,237 What is it that you want? 639 00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:01,083 - I want what everyone wants. 640 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,200 To stand alone with God at the end of time 641 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,700 and tell the bastard off. 642 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,533 - Humble. 643 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,323 And I bet ya five bucks God's a she. 644 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,620 - Our world is shit. It's definitely a he. 645 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:15,060 - Mm. - Okay! 646 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,130 Let's go over this one more time. 647 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:17,963 - Why? 648 00:27:17,963 --> 00:27:18,990 - Volume! 649 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:21,000 I thought Eta was bringing coffee. 650 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,990 - The machine works by using entangled particles. 651 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:27,300 Now, one particle is tied to the entrance door. 652 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,850 That's the door moving forward through time. 653 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:32,610 The other particle is run through the accelerator, 654 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:36,270 slowing its frame down to a near standstill in time. 655 00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:37,770 - Who are you explaining this for? 656 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:40,958 - That particle is tied to the exit- 657 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,137 - We all know this! 658 00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:46,320 - I'm not ashamed to admit this is actually helping. 659 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,883 - But Alpha. 660 00:27:48,975 --> 00:27:49,808 - Mm-mm. 661 00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:50,940 - Alpha? 662 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:53,760 Alpha, Alpha, Alpha has been on this side of the door, 663 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,710 for longer than one minute. 664 00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:57,150 So, that means that the paradox 665 00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:58,889 has overtaken the time difference! 666 00:27:58,889 --> 00:28:00,071 - We know! 667 00:28:00,071 --> 00:28:01,268 (football thuds) - Ow! 668 00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:02,101 The fuck! 669 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:04,908 Fuckin' asshole. (grunts) 670 00:28:04,908 --> 00:28:05,760 (football thudding) 671 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,610 - Perfect timing. 672 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:12,873 The problem is that the door only opens backwards in time. 673 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,690 Send something through the exit door, 674 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:17,580 and it's just a normal door. 675 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:20,630 But use the entrance door, and... 676 00:28:23,153 --> 00:28:25,491 - [Past Tim] Ow! What the fuck? 677 00:28:25,491 --> 00:28:27,900 - See? I just threw that back in time. 678 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:30,030 Hit Epsilon on the head and started that particular loop. 679 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:32,910 - Sorry, but where did the football come from? 680 00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:34,650 - So, we just need to bring both doors 681 00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:36,300 into the same time frame, 682 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,790 allowing us to travel the other way through, 683 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:42,453 which, in theory, would let us catch up to the paradox! 684 00:28:43,926 --> 00:28:45,678 (group clapping) 685 00:28:45,678 --> 00:28:46,511 - Uh... 686 00:28:46,511 --> 00:28:49,533 Uh, seriously. Where did the, uh, football come from? 687 00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,300 - [Delilah] What about the multiverse? 688 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,100 - [Gamma Tim] Which franchise? (chuckles) 689 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,093 - [Delilah] God's. 690 00:28:58,650 --> 00:29:00,630 - [Gamma Tim] A multiverse is, is too convenient, right? 691 00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:02,580 It's not different versions of our lives. It's really- 692 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,650 - I love the multiverse. 693 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:06,650 I love all the different versions of me. 694 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:08,873 - Oh. 695 00:29:10,486 --> 00:29:11,319 Okay. 696 00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:14,133 - It doesn't matter if I fuck up, because they made it. 697 00:29:16,686 --> 00:29:17,686 I like knowing that. 698 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:21,900 There are some days I... 699 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:22,900 I need that. 700 00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:26,823 - But if they succeeded, does that make them you? 701 00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,150 I mean, maybe... 702 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,590 Maybe failing is what makes you you. 703 00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:33,873 Maybe, maybe failure is your defining trait. 704 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:38,510 By which, I mean, um... 705 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:40,500 - Recover. 706 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,703 Recover fast. 707 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,583 - Would you like to see my lab? 708 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:48,833 - Okay. 709 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,880 But seriously, fuck you. 710 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:59,010 - So, this is the, uh... 711 00:29:59,010 --> 00:29:59,930 The lab! Um... 712 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,573 Which we have all to ourselves. 713 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,640 Apparently. 714 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,540 - Why wouldn't we? 715 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:18,086 Oh, right! Your time-looped friends. (chuckles) 716 00:30:18,086 --> 00:30:19,290 - (clears throat) Okay, okay. 717 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:21,090 Uh, uh, uh, that's the wall. 718 00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:23,340 That's the, uh, the closet over there. 719 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:25,650 That's a human hamster wheel. 720 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,540 That's the time machine. Coffeemaker's broken. 721 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,430 And that's basically it, so we should probably, 722 00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:30,810 probably go, right? 723 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:33,627 - I'm sorry. "Human hamster wheel"? 724 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,350 - That's, that's the piece you were impressed by? 725 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:39,600 Oh, okay. Um, yeah, I mean, uh... 726 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,563 I was trying a thing, but it didn't really work. 727 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,200 Just too many feces. 728 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,900 - Wow. Wow. (chuckles) 729 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:53,190 I never thought I would be into a, um, LARPer. 730 00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:56,608 But (chuckles) your commitment is like... 731 00:30:56,608 --> 00:30:58,266 (Delilah smacks lips) 732 00:30:58,266 --> 00:30:59,467 (Tim chuckles) 733 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,170 - Uh, sorry. What? 734 00:31:01,170 --> 00:31:05,100 - This! The, the toy guns, that prop! 735 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,420 - My time machine is not a prop. 736 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,590 - That. That right there. 737 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:10,420 The commitment to the fantasy, I am... 738 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:11,670 Ooh, I am into it. 739 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,279 If I could afford to support a LARP like this, 740 00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:15,510 I don't even know what I would do with it. 741 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:17,068 I, uh... 742 00:31:17,068 --> 00:31:18,033 (gasps) Ah. 743 00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:19,710 Paid LARP vacations. 744 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,543 No, somebody must be doing that. 745 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,970 If you could classify it as porn, 746 00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:26,138 you could have the staff screw the customers. 747 00:31:26,138 --> 00:31:27,690 - Eww! - Oh, don't be a prude. 748 00:31:27,690 --> 00:31:30,257 - No, no, no, no, no, no. Eww to, to LARPing! 749 00:31:30,257 --> 00:31:32,130 I mean, this? This is real! 750 00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:34,650 This is my, my life's work! 751 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:36,990 - Okay, drop it already! 752 00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,040 Talk like a normal person, 753 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,630 and not someone trying to sound smart! 754 00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:41,250 It's just not healthy! 755 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,660 I bet ya five bucks you just spend 756 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:44,360 too much time talking to yourself. 757 00:31:45,861 --> 00:31:49,028 (ominous synth music) 758 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,460 Oh, my God. 759 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,679 - Uh, Delilah, this- 760 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:53,839 - Okay! 761 00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:55,268 Get away from me! 762 00:31:55,268 --> 00:31:56,316 (Delilah screams) 763 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:57,899 - No, not that way! 764 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,871 (Delilah screams) 765 00:32:00,871 --> 00:32:04,599 (Delilahs screaming) 766 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:06,230 Probably fine, right? 767 00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:08,861 - If I could afford to support a LARP like this, 768 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:10,140 I don't even know what I would do with it. 769 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:11,711 I, uh... 770 00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:13,368 (gasps) Ah. 771 00:32:13,368 --> 00:32:14,280 Paid LARP vacations. 772 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,113 No, somebody must be doing that. 773 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,298 If you could classify it as porn, you... 774 00:32:19,298 --> 00:32:21,898 (footsteps clacking) 775 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,885 (ominous synth music) 776 00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:26,968 (Delilahs screaming) 777 00:32:28,594 --> 00:32:31,237 (gun fires) - No! Oh! 778 00:32:31,237 --> 00:32:32,625 - Oh, my god. 779 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:33,793 - Oh, my god! 780 00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:34,770 - [Tim] What the hell was that? 781 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,183 Damn it, did you drop something again? 782 00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:38,258 (Tims chattering) 783 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:40,920 - [Tims] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 784 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,893 - Why would you do that? (Delilah screaming) 785 00:32:43,893 --> 00:32:45,040 - Holy shit! 786 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,590 - Just, just, just give me the gun. 787 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,573 - [Tim] Give him the gun! 788 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:49,740 - Stay back! All of you, stay back! 789 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:52,078 - Just calm down. - Be cool, man! 790 00:32:52,078 --> 00:32:53,529 - Shut up, you freak! 791 00:32:53,529 --> 00:32:55,958 - Let's not be hypocritical here. 792 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:57,793 (Tims murmuring) 793 00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:00,794 (gun fires) (Delilah screams) 794 00:33:00,794 --> 00:33:02,082 (footsteps clacking) 795 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,583 (door thuds) 796 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:04,560 - So? 797 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,793 How did the date go? 798 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:08,813 What? 799 00:33:09,772 --> 00:33:10,950 (phone vibrates and rings) 800 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,257 - Delilah? Delilah, look- - Don't you dare follow me! 801 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:14,490 - Don't, don't worry, we won't. (chuckles) Come on. 802 00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:16,350 Like, a bunch of guys chasing a lone woman 803 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,450 around their private compound at night? 804 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:21,710 It's not exactly a great, a great look. Um... 805 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,580 probably shouldn't have said that. 806 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,413 - No shit! 807 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,810 Listen, I don't have a box to put this in 808 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,790 that will fit in my brain without, 809 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:31,620 bet ya five bucks, exploding my head. 810 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,569 So, let's just forget this ever happened. (chuckles) 811 00:33:34,569 --> 00:33:35,610 (gasoline splashing) 812 00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:38,568 - Trust me, it, it happened. 813 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:39,930 - But reality is subjective, so no. 814 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,580 - Subjective? Tell her that! 815 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,413 - Nope! 816 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:44,696 Oh, fuck! 817 00:33:44,696 --> 00:33:47,446 Motherfuckin' shit dick slug nug! 818 00:33:48,754 --> 00:33:50,114 (Delilah gasps) 819 00:33:50,114 --> 00:33:52,947 (Delilah screams) 820 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,360 (fire roars) - Whoa! 821 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,807 - Thanks for the jugs! 822 00:34:02,913 --> 00:34:03,915 Evening. 823 00:34:03,915 --> 00:34:05,475 - Travers? 824 00:34:05,475 --> 00:34:07,987 - (grunts) All right. (car door slams) 825 00:34:07,987 --> 00:34:09,604 Let's get going. (knocks on car window) 826 00:34:09,604 --> 00:34:11,743 Oh, Jesus Christ. 827 00:34:11,743 --> 00:34:14,440 (car window scraping) 828 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,273 Yes. 829 00:34:15,273 --> 00:34:18,210 - You're Tim Travers. 830 00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:19,661 - We've established that. 831 00:34:19,661 --> 00:34:20,820 (Helter chuckles) 832 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,280 - You're not gonna believe this, but earlier tonight, 833 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,170 I met a guy who looked exactly... 834 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:29,460 I mean, exactly like you. (chuckles) 835 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:33,047 - Just have one of those faces, I guess. 836 00:34:33,047 --> 00:34:34,934 - You do! (chuckles) - Yeah. 837 00:34:34,934 --> 00:34:36,450 Okay, I'm gonna get going, so, uh, 838 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:38,520 you have a lovely little evening or whatever. 839 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,675 Jesus Christ! (gun fires) 840 00:34:41,675 --> 00:34:44,446 (Helter shudders) 841 00:34:44,446 --> 00:34:45,330 (flesh squelches) 842 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,163 - Ah, shit! 843 00:34:47,793 --> 00:34:50,847 Uh, "The Kingmaker is a teacher." 844 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:55,080 Fuck, I did it again. 845 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,150 Stupid fuckin' note. 846 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,103 - [Tim] I mean, I didn't even know that the gun was loaded. 847 00:34:59,103 --> 00:35:02,910 - So, does anyone else think it's a little weird 848 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:05,310 that she shot her other self? 849 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:08,310 I mean, I get that we did that as part of the experiment. 850 00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,433 She didn't know that. 851 00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:10,620 I mean, maybe that was just some other woman 852 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:12,570 that looked a lot like her. 853 00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:15,903 Just a little weird that, uh, murder was her go-to response. 854 00:35:16,971 --> 00:35:18,000 - (sighs) I liked her. 855 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,770 - You saw no red flags there? 856 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:22,739 - She did mention something about "crushing peasants"? 857 00:35:22,739 --> 00:35:23,572 - Oh! 858 00:35:23,572 --> 00:35:25,530 I see what's going on here. 859 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:27,570 You thought that she would fix you! 860 00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:29,070 - Fuck you! - Oh, fuck you. 861 00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:29,903 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 862 00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:31,530 Guys, just, let's just chill, okay? 863 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:32,737 - Fuck you, too. - Fuck off! 864 00:35:32,737 --> 00:35:34,560 - Fuck you! - Fuck both of you. 865 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,180 - Fuck all of you! 866 00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,612 - Fuck that, too! - All right. 867 00:35:37,612 --> 00:35:38,580 I'm just gonna gonna say it. - Fuck you, motherfucker! 868 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:40,350 - You all thinking what I'm thinking? 869 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,450 - That's exactly what I'm thinking. 870 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,548 - Tim Travers? 871 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,249 Go fuck yourself. 872 00:35:46,249 --> 00:35:47,379 - Fuck yeah. 873 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,920 - [Sigma Tim] Oh, yeah! 874 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,143 - What's that for? - Mood music. 875 00:35:53,358 --> 00:35:56,250 (mellow music) 876 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:57,390 - [Lambda Tim] Okay. 877 00:35:57,390 --> 00:35:58,830 Okay, uh... 878 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,180 Hold on. You know what? 879 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,113 Let's turn it up. 880 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,725 - [Delivery Guy] Yeah, it's pick-up from here on, buddy. 881 00:36:04,725 --> 00:36:06,196 - Hey. Hey, how are you? 882 00:36:06,196 --> 00:36:07,836 Um, the uh, orgy's happening. 883 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:10,184 - Oh, ho, ho, ho! Well, it's about time! 884 00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:11,405 (giggles) Woo! 885 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:12,238 - Yes. 886 00:36:14,325 --> 00:36:15,913 That'll work. 887 00:36:15,913 --> 00:36:17,472 (Zeta Tim chuckles) 888 00:36:17,472 --> 00:36:18,305 I... 889 00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:21,794 I figured it out. 890 00:36:21,794 --> 00:36:23,672 (chuckles) I did it! 891 00:36:23,672 --> 00:36:25,040 You guys, we... 892 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,290 (muffled mellow music) 893 00:36:30,682 --> 00:36:32,265 Where is everybody? 894 00:36:33,152 --> 00:36:37,069 ♪ I met God and it's all a lie ♪ 895 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:41,881 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ (muffled Tims moaning) 896 00:36:41,881 --> 00:36:46,881 ♪ We never die ♪ (muffled Tims grunting) 897 00:36:47,521 --> 00:36:50,347 - Hold that other leg. (moans) - Oh, yeah! 898 00:36:50,347 --> 00:36:54,014 (Tims grunting and panting) 899 00:36:55,323 --> 00:36:57,214 Stop licking me. (Tims grunting) 900 00:36:57,214 --> 00:36:58,470 - Who are you? 901 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:00,240 - They asked me to hold the coffee. 902 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,046 - [Tim] Say my name. Say my name, Tim! 903 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,379 Say my name, Tim! (flesh slapping) 904 00:37:05,379 --> 00:37:07,959 - [Tim] Tim, Tim, Tim. 905 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,305 Say my name. 906 00:37:09,305 --> 00:37:11,557 Say my name, Tim! (flesh slapping) 907 00:37:11,557 --> 00:37:12,705 Tim! 908 00:37:12,705 --> 00:37:17,705 (muffled mellow music) (muffled Tims grunting) 909 00:37:20,525 --> 00:37:23,775 (hamster wheel clacks) 910 00:37:25,031 --> 00:37:27,698 (paper rustles) 911 00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:38,862 (muffled mellow music) (muffled Tims grunting) 912 00:37:41,524 --> 00:37:44,326 (mellow music) 913 00:37:44,326 --> 00:37:46,643 - [Alpha Tim] Delta, no names. 914 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:49,060 (Tim groans) 915 00:37:51,874 --> 00:37:53,769 - [Tau Tim] Oh, God. I feel so close to you right now. 916 00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:56,352 (Tims moaning) 917 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,460 ♪ 'Cause I give myself ♪ 918 00:38:02,673 --> 00:38:05,565 (hand slaps) 919 00:38:05,565 --> 00:38:07,365 - [Tim] No, lick there, lick there. 920 00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:09,180 - Okay, but what about the soul? 921 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,980 How does time travel account 922 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,590 for two spirits occupying the same space? 923 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:15,750 - The same way that it accounts for unicorns and dragons 924 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:17,780 or other shit that isn't real! 925 00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,590 We are just meat! 926 00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:21,840 The meaning of life is to eat, shit, 927 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,740 fuck to create more meat, and repeat, until we die, alone! 928 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,693 In the end... (somber music) 929 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:32,770 All of us are alone. 930 00:38:34,219 --> 00:38:37,552 (muffled Tims grunting) 931 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,870 - We'll be right back with more Tim Travers 932 00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,763 and his super happy outlook on life. 933 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,170 - I'm so confused. 934 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,330 How does someone affiliate the time dilation 935 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:54,235 of an accelerated particle to a door frame? 936 00:38:54,235 --> 00:38:56,970 - Okay, you're not listening. I need you to hear me, okay? 937 00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:59,700 This guy is crazy. I think, I think he might be a terrorist. 938 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,620 - Oh, honey. 939 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:05,220 Weirdo or no, labeling somebody with that term? 940 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,792 - He's white. 941 00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:10,110 - Uh, oh, shit. Yeah, definitely a terrorist then. 942 00:39:10,110 --> 00:39:12,090 What is this guy's name? 943 00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:13,590 - Tim. Tim Travers. 944 00:39:13,590 --> 00:39:14,423 - Who? 945 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:18,821 Who? 946 00:39:18,821 --> 00:39:19,893 - Tim Travers! 947 00:39:23,108 --> 00:39:24,190 - Who in the fuck... (gun clicks) 948 00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:26,936 - Oh, my! 949 00:39:26,936 --> 00:39:28,245 - Whoa. - I hate this town. 950 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:29,995 I hate everyone in it, so, so much! 951 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,700 Bet ya five bucks I've had a weirder day than you. 952 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:36,533 - You're on. 953 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,235 - [Kappa Tim] You guys have no idea. 954 00:39:39,235 --> 00:39:40,977 (Tims chattering) 955 00:39:40,977 --> 00:39:43,480 - It's gonna hold. - It's too much power. 956 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,313 (Tims chattering) 957 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,543 (ominous music) 958 00:39:50,543 --> 00:39:51,960 It's classic Tim. 959 00:39:53,732 --> 00:39:56,565 (Tims chattering) 960 00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,160 - You sluts! 961 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,590 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We do not need the judgment. 962 00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:03,270 Where, where'd you get the coffee? 963 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,103 - Sorry. 964 00:40:07,059 --> 00:40:09,976 (Zeta Tim gulping) 965 00:40:13,356 --> 00:40:14,790 (Zeta Tim exhales loudly) 966 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:15,623 Last cup. 967 00:40:16,804 --> 00:40:17,637 (Tims sighing) 968 00:40:17,637 --> 00:40:18,990 Delivery guy must've stolen the rest. 969 00:40:18,990 --> 00:40:20,913 I bet you forgot to tip. 970 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:24,450 (Tim cackling wickedly) 971 00:40:24,450 --> 00:40:26,490 - Fuck you, motherfucker! 972 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,323 - Damn. 973 00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:30,614 - So? (clears throat) 974 00:40:30,614 --> 00:40:31,830 (distant Tim singing indistinctly) 975 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:32,930 How was, uh... 976 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:35,190 It? 977 00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:36,660 - Amazing. - Incredible. 978 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:38,340 - Best sex ever. - Obviously great! 979 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,660 Uh... (laughs) 980 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,103 - Pretty bland, honestly. 981 00:40:43,017 --> 00:40:43,980 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 982 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:45,360 I thought we were done jerking each other off. 983 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,343 It was great! 984 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:51,723 - In all fairness, a great bonding experience. 985 00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:56,880 And, uh, I learned some things about myself, and... 986 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,050 (Tau Tim breathes deeply) 987 00:40:58,050 --> 00:40:58,883 - Tau! 988 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:02,940 How about you go get us some more coffee? 989 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,530 Go. 990 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:05,363 Go now. 991 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,493 Now! 992 00:41:07,493 --> 00:41:09,570 - You're just jealous that no one invited you to the orgy. 993 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:10,683 - [Tims] Ooh! 994 00:41:13,234 --> 00:41:15,734 (tense music) 995 00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:20,162 - Get. 996 00:41:20,162 --> 00:41:20,995 Out. 997 00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:29,370 - "Go get the coffee, Tau. Hold my wrench, Tau. 998 00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:30,510 Lube is for sissies, Tau." 999 00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:33,360 Well, that's why no one invited you to the orgy, asshole! 1000 00:41:34,471 --> 00:41:37,200 (Helter clears throat) (suspenseful music) 1001 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,907 (Tau Tim sighs) 1002 00:41:38,907 --> 00:41:40,537 And you are? 1003 00:41:40,537 --> 00:41:42,150 (gun cocks) Whoa. (chuckles) 1004 00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:42,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. 1005 00:41:42,983 --> 00:41:45,780 - I don't know how you're doing this, but it won't work. 1006 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:48,000 Decoys? Body doubles? 1007 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,980 Magic tricks? I don't fuckin' care. 1008 00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:52,320 I will do this all goddamn night, if I have to, 1009 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,407 because I am a professional! 1010 00:41:54,407 --> 00:41:55,240 (Tau Tim chuckles) 1011 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,570 - Okay, I think there has been a big misunderstanding! 1012 00:41:57,570 --> 00:41:58,890 - Shut up! 1013 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:02,133 I have a message for you from The Kingmaker. 1014 00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:06,660 - Oh, shit. That guy, um- 1015 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,160 - "Mr. Travers. 1016 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,150 Do not think of this as punishment or revenge. 1017 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,670 The Kingmaker is above such things. 1018 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,470 The Kingmaker is a teacher, 1019 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:19,800 and today, he is teaching you the consequences 1020 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,707 of stealing from better men." 1021 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,043 There. 1022 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,270 I said it. 1023 00:42:27,270 --> 00:42:31,148 I read the whole damn message. 1024 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:33,033 And now, I just wanna be absolutely sure 1025 00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:35,160 that I'm killing the right guy this time. 1026 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,193 So, are you Tim Travers? 1027 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,323 - No? 1028 00:42:40,323 --> 00:42:41,292 - Liar! (gun fires) 1029 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,298 (Tau Tim yelps) 1030 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,280 (gun cocks) 1031 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,113 (gun fires) 1032 00:42:44,113 --> 00:42:44,957 (gun cocks) 1033 00:42:44,957 --> 00:42:47,124 (gun fires) 1034 00:42:47,124 --> 00:42:50,785 (brooding synth music) (Helter muttering) 1035 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:53,452 (Helter grunts) 1036 00:42:54,484 --> 00:42:57,522 (machinery bleeping) (sparks crackling) 1037 00:42:57,522 --> 00:43:02,439 (Tims chattering drowned out by machinery) 1038 00:43:03,361 --> 00:43:05,190 - (clears throat) Oh. 1039 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:06,810 You're the, uh, the Tim 1040 00:43:06,810 --> 00:43:09,491 that wasn't taking anyone's crap earlier, right? 1041 00:43:09,491 --> 00:43:10,790 - (chuckles) Yeah. 1042 00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:13,749 I mean, come off it, right? 1043 00:43:13,749 --> 00:43:14,970 Yeah, it's like we're all putting on this performance, 1044 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:15,803 and for who? 1045 00:43:15,803 --> 00:43:18,900 - Our egos. (laughs) 1046 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,583 Anyway, it was, good on you. 1047 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,180 - No, you'd have done the same. (clears throat) 1048 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:26,730 - I didn't, though. Which is weird, right? 1049 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:28,980 I mean, maybe the, uh, experience drift 1050 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:32,040 between individual Tims is, is growing. 1051 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,990 - Well, a few hours can change a person. 1052 00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:35,554 - Yeah, that's what my doctor... 1053 00:43:35,554 --> 00:43:38,098 (wrench clangs) Oh. 1054 00:43:38,098 --> 00:43:39,951 - I'll get that. 1055 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,915 (Gamma Tim chuckles) 1056 00:43:41,915 --> 00:43:43,415 Here. - Oh, thanks. 1057 00:43:47,402 --> 00:43:50,772 (both chuckling) 1058 00:43:50,772 --> 00:43:52,657 I'm just... (electricity crackling) 1059 00:43:52,657 --> 00:43:55,740 (footsteps clacking) 1060 00:43:56,988 --> 00:43:58,780 - Oh, fuck! That's hot. 1061 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:01,620 Which is why it will double the energy output, 1062 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,243 and also the radiation. 1063 00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:06,180 - Well, what about matter? 1064 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:09,810 - Yeah, I think that matters! - No, no. What about matter? 1065 00:44:09,810 --> 00:44:11,190 Every time we create a new Tim, 1066 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:14,620 where is the matter coming from, you know? 1067 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,453 - [Lambda Tim] Huh. 1068 00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:18,030 We must be pulling it from somewhere else in the Universe. 1069 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,257 The equivalent to 20... 1070 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:21,930 No, no, 30- - 30? 1071 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,430 - [Lambda Tim] Tims. 1072 00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:25,050 - [Kappa Tim] Ah, fuck. That's too many Tims. 1073 00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:26,140 - [Lambda Tim] Yeah, I'd say. 1074 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,750 - [Reporter] Thank you, Jason McKee, 1075 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:31,950 for that insightful report on postpartum depression for men. 1076 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:34,680 On to national news tonight, at a Mississippi church, 1077 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,800 30 parishioners appear to have been raptured. 1078 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,760 Details are vague, but experts are dismissing this theory, 1079 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,090 instead arguing for wormhole displacement theory. 1080 00:44:45,090 --> 00:44:47,442 In spite of the evidence... 1081 00:44:47,442 --> 00:44:48,720 - Shut up. 1082 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,861 All right, everybody! (claps hands) 1083 00:44:50,861 --> 00:44:52,950 Gather round! Gather round! 1084 00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:55,983 All right, make a little semicircle for me. 1085 00:44:55,983 --> 00:44:57,720 (Tims coughing) 1086 00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:01,470 Close enough. I have some sad news. 1087 00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,638 Tau Tim has been murdered. 1088 00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:05,040 - Oh, no, not Tau. - Who? 1089 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,150 - Yeah, very sad. 1090 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:07,800 Anyway, somebody's been picking off the Tims 1091 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,140 on the coffee runs, so from here on out, 1092 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,510 I am imposing the buddy system. 1093 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:13,343 - Boo! 1094 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:17,880 - Also, this does mean there is no coffee. 1095 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,713 - Oh, come on! 1096 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:20,377 - You've gotta be fucking kidding me! 1097 00:45:20,377 --> 00:45:22,780 - [Tim] I fucking hate this place! 1098 00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:25,391 - [Omicron Tim] (chuckles) She was into a multiverses? 1099 00:45:25,391 --> 00:45:26,224 - [Gamma Tim] Exactly. 1100 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,680 And I have this whole theory about why multiverses 1101 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,630 are stupid and people like them anyway. 1102 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,590 I tried not to say anything, ended up being a dick anyway. 1103 00:45:34,590 --> 00:45:35,423 - Well... 1104 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,440 What's your theory? 1105 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,210 - I mean, obviously you know it already. 1106 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:42,044 - Yeah, but... (sighs) 1107 00:45:42,044 --> 00:45:43,530 It'd be nice to hear somebody else say it. 1108 00:45:43,530 --> 00:45:46,593 I'm just so tired of hearing my own voice, you know? 1109 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:50,043 - That resonates. (sighs) 1110 00:45:51,810 --> 00:45:54,000 The multiverse isn't different versions of our lives. 1111 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,920 It's actually different sets of laws. 1112 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,440 I mean, why should one plus one equal two, right? 1113 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,070 I mean, why was there slightly more matter than anti-matter? 1114 00:46:02,070 --> 00:46:03,897 It's the same as the entirety of history. It's just the- 1115 00:46:03,897 --> 00:46:06,303 - The newest way to put ourselves at the center. 1116 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,587 To convince ourselves that we matter. 1117 00:46:09,587 --> 00:46:12,300 - Why is not mattering so bad? 1118 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,990 I mean, why is it so terrifying to... (sighs) 1119 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,400 Not be the most important person? 1120 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,233 - It's freeing. 1121 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:22,110 My mistakes are mine and mine alone. 1122 00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:23,210 - As are my victories. 1123 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,593 - In life. 1124 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:29,823 - In science. 1125 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:32,956 - In love? 1126 00:46:38,812 --> 00:46:43,050 (phone vibrates and chirps) 1127 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:46,133 I got it. (chuckles) 1128 00:46:47,442 --> 00:46:48,275 - What is it? 1129 00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:49,108 - Something about missing coffee. 1130 00:46:49,108 --> 00:46:50,910 I'm honestly still trying to figure out why our phones 1131 00:46:50,910 --> 00:46:51,810 are working like this. 1132 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,447 - Someone at Verizon is having a meltdown right now. 1133 00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:55,911 (both chuckling) 1134 00:46:55,911 --> 00:47:00,911 (door motor humming) (ominous music) 1135 00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:04,779 (car door clicks open) 1136 00:47:05,951 --> 00:47:08,701 (car door slams) 1137 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:13,680 (phone rings) (suspenseful music) 1138 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,590 - Oh, shit! (phone rings) 1139 00:47:16,590 --> 00:47:17,423 Yeah, Boss? 1140 00:47:17,423 --> 00:47:20,970 - [Kingmaker] You know I do not like to be kept waiting. 1141 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,763 - [Helter] Yeah, I know, I know, but it's fine. 1142 00:47:22,763 --> 00:47:24,931 - [Kingmaker] Helter? 1143 00:47:24,931 --> 00:47:26,120 Helter! (phone chimes) 1144 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,860 Is the bastard dead already? 1145 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:31,998 This guy goes off-grid for a year, 1146 00:47:31,998 --> 00:47:34,416 and then the idiot shows up on a podcast. 1147 00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,296 - I swear, I, I... 1148 00:47:36,296 --> 00:47:37,203 I don't understand. 1149 00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:39,303 - [Kingmaker] Do I need to bring in Royce? 1150 00:47:42,998 --> 00:47:44,555 - Royce? 1151 00:47:44,555 --> 00:47:46,222 - [Kingmaker] Royce. 1152 00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:48,420 - Royce is here? 1153 00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,067 - [Kingmaker] Near enough. 1154 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:53,250 So, do your job, and if I don't hear from you in one hour, 1155 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:56,152 I am bringing in Royce. 1156 00:47:56,152 --> 00:47:58,320 (phone chimes) 1157 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,371 - Fuck! Fuckin' cunt fuck! (horn honks) 1158 00:48:00,371 --> 00:48:02,858 (horn honks) Fucking brother! 1159 00:48:02,858 --> 00:48:03,691 Fuck! 1160 00:48:05,288 --> 00:48:06,630 - I'd like to point out to the audience, 1161 00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:09,333 this is the first pause Tim has taken. 1162 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:11,360 Why are you even here? 1163 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:15,050 I mean, you don't respect any of us. 1164 00:48:15,050 --> 00:48:16,290 You've just been ranting at my audience 1165 00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:18,333 and me for two hours, torturing us. 1166 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,682 Did I do something to you? 1167 00:48:21,682 --> 00:48:24,311 Did I beat you up on a playground somewhere when I was- 1168 00:48:24,311 --> 00:48:25,144 - No, no, nothing like that. 1169 00:48:25,144 --> 00:48:26,550 You just dumbed down the human race a little bit. 1170 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:28,800 - Why is it so important for you 1171 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,403 to be smarter than a guy you don't even respect? 1172 00:48:34,050 --> 00:48:35,933 I mean, who are you trying to impress here? 1173 00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:44,430 What is the point of all this? 1174 00:48:45,742 --> 00:48:47,910 - Well, isn't it obvious? (chuckles) 1175 00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:49,890 If something should go wrong when I turn on the machine, 1176 00:48:49,890 --> 00:48:52,920 a record would be a pretty good thing to have. 1177 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,870 You were the only one who took the interview. 1178 00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:56,583 - With full love and respect, 1179 00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:00,963 I hope you die a very painful death. 1180 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,140 - Aww. (dark music) 1181 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,605 - [Tim] No, no. I still have mine. 1182 00:49:05,605 --> 00:49:07,507 - I heard this- - Somebody probably- 1183 00:49:07,507 --> 00:49:08,603 - [Tim] No, no. I told you! 1184 00:49:10,357 --> 00:49:11,190 - Hey! 1185 00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:16,290 Uh, I think that things might be about to get weird, 1186 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,699 or weird, weirder. 1187 00:49:17,699 --> 00:49:19,797 (Omicron Tim laughs) Um... 1188 00:49:19,797 --> 00:49:22,170 I don't know, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea 1189 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:25,800 to have a way to, you know, recognize each other. 1190 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,343 - Why would we need a way to, uh, recognize each other? 1191 00:49:30,810 --> 00:49:31,643 - Um... 1192 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:35,579 Well, because I, uh, uh... 1193 00:49:35,579 --> 00:49:38,497 - (chuckles) It's cool, it's cool, it's cool. 1194 00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:40,340 (clears throat) That's, uh... 1195 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:45,993 I care about, I care, I care about that, too. 1196 00:49:48,331 --> 00:49:50,201 - I... 1197 00:49:50,201 --> 00:49:53,523 It's the, uh, only sticker I could find. 1198 00:49:55,430 --> 00:49:58,680 (distant Tims arguing) 1199 00:49:59,819 --> 00:50:00,819 - I love it. 1200 00:50:01,948 --> 00:50:05,115 (Gamma Tim chuckling) 1201 00:50:06,747 --> 00:50:08,155 - Blah. (chuckles) 1202 00:50:08,155 --> 00:50:10,822 (ominous music) 1203 00:50:15,136 --> 00:50:19,096 (machinery buzzing) (Tims chattering) 1204 00:50:19,096 --> 00:50:20,770 - Breathe, baby. 1205 00:50:20,770 --> 00:50:21,933 We're almost home. 1206 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:23,883 Power core stable? 1207 00:50:24,832 --> 00:50:26,460 If not, we're gonna die! 1208 00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:28,094 Good enough. 1209 00:50:28,094 --> 00:50:29,940 - Is the second particle moving? 1210 00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:32,358 - Yeah, yeah. Full speed in a few seconds. 1211 00:50:32,358 --> 00:50:34,287 (electricity crackling) (Lambda Tim sniffing) 1212 00:50:34,287 --> 00:50:36,330 - [Lambda Tim] Hey, hey, do you smell something burning? 1213 00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:38,422 Eh, it's probably my imagination. 1214 00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:41,550 (electrical energy pulsating) 1215 00:50:41,550 --> 00:50:45,527 - Iota, I've got this. You go see the paradox. (chuckles) 1216 00:50:45,527 --> 00:50:49,743 - (chuckles) I owe you one. 1217 00:50:52,568 --> 00:50:56,435 (ominous music continues) 1218 00:50:56,435 --> 00:50:59,336 (Iota Tim panting) 1219 00:50:59,336 --> 00:51:01,653 (gun thuds) - Jesus fucking Christ! 1220 00:51:01,653 --> 00:51:04,050 (Iota Tim groans) (gun cocks) 1221 00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:04,980 What the hell? 1222 00:51:05,981 --> 00:51:08,814 (Iota Tim groans) 1223 00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:12,363 Okay. Let's be cool, man. 1224 00:51:12,363 --> 00:51:14,580 Whoa, whoa, whoa, please. - You said that already! 1225 00:51:15,521 --> 00:51:18,098 - When? - When I killed you! 1226 00:51:18,098 --> 00:51:19,153 Motherfucker. 1227 00:51:19,153 --> 00:51:21,840 And then I killed you at the coffee stand. 1228 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,850 And then I was in the restaurant with that lady- 1229 00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:26,758 - Fucking Delilah. - And I killed you again. 1230 00:51:26,758 --> 00:51:28,860 - Oh, so, so you're the guy? 1231 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:30,540 - I'm the guy. 1232 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:31,610 And you... 1233 00:51:33,249 --> 00:51:34,332 What are you? 1234 00:51:37,648 --> 00:51:38,580 Are you 1235 00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:39,413 a god? 1236 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:43,200 - Well, metaphorically, everyone's a God, 1237 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,610 from their own perspective, so- 1238 00:51:44,610 --> 00:51:46,980 - Literally! Are you a god? 1239 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,360 - No, no! No, not a god. 1240 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,369 Not a god. Not yet! 1241 00:51:50,369 --> 00:51:51,202 (electricity crackling) 1242 00:51:51,202 --> 00:51:54,360 - Behind that door lies our future! 1243 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,190 - Or present, technically. 1244 00:51:56,190 --> 00:51:57,040 - What? Whatever! 1245 00:51:59,829 --> 00:52:02,300 The paradox is within our ability to understand. 1246 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:06,000 To control. 1247 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,190 Now, at long last- 1248 00:52:08,190 --> 00:52:09,480 - Oh, my God! get on with it already! 1249 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,780 - I was, you dingus! (metal clanging) 1250 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:15,290 Now, at long last... 1251 00:52:16,230 --> 00:52:18,393 Let's go unmake history. 1252 00:52:19,609 --> 00:52:22,609 (suspenseful music) 1253 00:52:23,569 --> 00:52:28,275 (button thumps) (electricity crackling) 1254 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,786 (explosions thumping) 1255 00:52:30,786 --> 00:52:32,175 - Oh, shit. 1256 00:52:32,175 --> 00:52:34,591 (explosions roaring) (Tims screaming) 1257 00:52:34,591 --> 00:52:36,008 - [Tim] Oh, shit! 1258 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:40,062 (explosions thumping) 1259 00:52:40,062 --> 00:52:41,430 - Fuck, fuck! 1260 00:52:41,430 --> 00:52:43,089 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1261 00:52:43,089 --> 00:52:45,243 (explosions thumping) 1262 00:52:45,243 --> 00:52:50,243 (Tims yelling) (explosions roaring) 1263 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,966 (body thumps) 1264 00:52:53,966 --> 00:52:55,972 - [Tim] Oh, shit! It's gonna go insane! 1265 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:59,231 (Tims yelling) 1266 00:52:59,231 --> 00:53:01,814 (siren blares) 1267 00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:04,912 - Oh, my... 1268 00:53:04,912 --> 00:53:07,360 (Tim and Helter grunting) 1269 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,190 (guns clanging) (Tim groans) 1270 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:11,299 (gun fires) 1271 00:53:11,299 --> 00:53:12,819 - Oh, wow! 1272 00:53:12,819 --> 00:53:16,304 (Tims grunting) 1273 00:53:16,304 --> 00:53:18,721 - Don't worry! I'll help you! 1274 00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:21,942 (flames roaring) 1275 00:53:21,942 --> 00:53:24,243 (Tim screaming) 1276 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:26,826 (Tims yelling) 1277 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,056 (Tim and Helter grunting) 1278 00:53:31,056 --> 00:53:32,691 (Helter grunts) - Come on! 1279 00:53:32,691 --> 00:53:36,432 (gun cocks) (Helter pants) 1280 00:53:36,432 --> 00:53:37,531 (Helter grunts) 1281 00:53:37,531 --> 00:53:38,607 - Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1282 00:53:38,607 --> 00:53:39,859 (gun fires) 1283 00:53:39,859 --> 00:53:41,849 (Helter pants) 1284 00:53:41,849 --> 00:53:46,849 (explosion roars) (ominous music continues) 1285 00:53:51,776 --> 00:53:55,276 (ominous music continues) 1286 00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:02,435 (explosion roars) (glass shatters) 1287 00:54:02,435 --> 00:54:05,102 (wind whistles) 1288 00:54:06,337 --> 00:54:08,985 (embers sizzling) 1289 00:54:08,985 --> 00:54:12,402 (hamster wheel scraping) 1290 00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:18,163 (electricity crackling) 1291 00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:22,590 (Delta Tim screaming) 1292 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:24,475 - [Delta Tim] I'm still on fire! (screams) 1293 00:54:24,475 --> 00:54:29,475 Put me out, put me out, put me out! (screams) 1294 00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:32,614 (Gamma Tim panting) 1295 00:54:38,057 --> 00:54:41,890 (distant light bulbs buzzing) 1296 00:54:42,977 --> 00:54:45,560 (somber music) 1297 00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:51,666 - I, I, uh... 1298 00:54:55,895 --> 00:54:56,728 Help? 1299 00:54:58,910 --> 00:55:02,327 (somber music continues) 1300 00:55:05,561 --> 00:55:06,394 That did 1301 00:55:08,190 --> 00:55:09,023 not go 1302 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:11,444 great. 1303 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:13,771 - Just take it, take it easy, okay? 1304 00:55:13,771 --> 00:55:15,347 That's, um... 1305 00:55:15,347 --> 00:55:20,296 That's gonna be bitch a to patch up. (chuckles) 1306 00:55:20,296 --> 00:55:21,330 But you're gonna be all right. You're gonna be all right. 1307 00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:22,163 I just need... 1308 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,243 We just need to think. 1309 00:55:27,434 --> 00:55:32,434 I just, I just need to think. Um... 1310 00:55:35,474 --> 00:55:38,607 I, I, I don't, I don't know... 1311 00:55:38,607 --> 00:55:39,513 I'm sorry. 1312 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,173 (somber music continues) 1313 00:55:45,173 --> 00:55:46,173 - It's okay. 1314 00:55:47,043 --> 00:55:48,033 It's okay. 1315 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,830 Just hang out with me for a minute. 1316 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:57,053 Please. 1317 00:55:58,419 --> 00:56:00,200 - Okay. (sniffles) 1318 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,033 Okay. 1319 00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:04,320 Just one minute. That's all you get. 1320 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:08,529 (Omicron Tim chuckling and gagging) 1321 00:56:08,529 --> 00:56:11,196 - I wish there was a multiverse. 1322 00:56:14,032 --> 00:56:15,949 So that I could be the, 1323 00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:21,417 the version of me that was brave enough to, 1324 00:56:22,403 --> 00:56:23,986 to tell you that... 1325 00:56:28,494 --> 00:56:31,911 (somber music continues) 1326 00:56:37,235 --> 00:56:40,014 (somber music continues) 1327 00:56:40,014 --> 00:56:43,022 - [Delta Tim] (screaming) I'm still on fire! 1328 00:56:43,022 --> 00:56:47,115 (fire extinguisher hissing) 1329 00:56:47,115 --> 00:56:51,203 (somber music continues) 1330 00:56:51,203 --> 00:56:54,413 Thank you. (sighs) - You're welcome. 1331 00:56:54,413 --> 00:56:57,246 (Tims chattering) 1332 00:56:59,034 --> 00:57:01,685 (phone rings) 1333 00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:04,320 (Helter grunts) (phone rings) 1334 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,400 - Helter? - King! 1335 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,290 He made a sky beam. 1336 00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:11,040 A Marvel fucking sky beam! 1337 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,240 Send in Royce! 1338 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:16,618 - [Kingmaker] He's already on his way. (chuckles) 1339 00:57:16,618 --> 00:57:19,620 - [Omega Tim] (sighs) Power's down. Reactor's down. 1340 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:23,160 Four Tims are dead. The accelerator's still working. 1341 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,863 But, uh, Iota is still missing. 1342 00:57:26,970 --> 00:57:28,593 It's a three-ring shit-show. 1343 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,750 Fuck me. 1344 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:31,700 - [Delta Tim] Um... 1345 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:34,263 Why can we still see through it? 1346 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:43,390 - 'Cause in the future, we get it working again 1347 00:57:45,450 --> 00:57:49,563 and send the energy backwards, just like the matter. 1348 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,120 (Tim chuckles) 1349 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,983 This has only been a minor setback. 1350 00:57:57,605 --> 00:58:00,197 - Enough! - Huh? 1351 00:58:00,197 --> 00:58:01,357 - [Omega Tim] What? 1352 00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:03,333 - I said, enough! 1353 00:58:03,333 --> 00:58:05,430 I am done. I am, I am out! 1354 00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,527 Everything has gotten too, too confusing and too, 1355 00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,110 too painful, too... 1356 00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:13,413 Too sad. 1357 00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:16,650 That's it. 1358 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:17,670 I'm, I'm, I'm out. 1359 00:58:17,670 --> 00:58:20,523 - You can't leave. You are Tim Travers! 1360 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,033 - Well, at least I'm not you! 1361 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,780 - We are all you! 1362 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:29,313 Separated by a few hours. 1363 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:32,940 (Gamma Tim chuckles) 1364 00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:35,763 - Sometimes, a few hours can change a person. 1365 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:43,700 (brooding synth music) 1366 00:58:48,968 --> 00:58:52,968 (machine humming and crackling) 1367 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,963 (brooding synth music continues) 1368 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,430 - [Zeta Tim] Delta! 1369 00:59:08,430 --> 00:59:09,580 Got your coffee, Delta. 1370 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:13,050 (coffee splashes) (Delta Tim yelps) 1371 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,752 Keep up with the good work, bud. 1372 00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:15,690 (Tim groaning) 1373 00:59:15,690 --> 00:59:17,818 And it's the left clamp. 1374 00:59:17,818 --> 00:59:21,643 (door clunks) (Tim groaning) 1375 00:59:21,643 --> 00:59:24,240 May I have the wrench from you? The wrench. 1376 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,573 The wrench! - Ow! 1377 00:59:27,645 --> 00:59:28,895 - And up! - Woo! 1378 00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:35,885 (brooding synth music continues) 1379 00:59:40,634 --> 00:59:44,717 (brooding synth music continues) 1380 00:59:49,522 --> 00:59:53,605 (brooding synth music continues) 1381 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,776 (brooding synth music continues) 1382 01:00:01,776 --> 01:00:04,193 - I'm where you said to meet. 1383 01:00:05,056 --> 01:00:08,806 He's supposed to be the frickin' expert, man! 1384 01:00:12,386 --> 01:00:14,357 (ominous music) 1385 01:00:14,357 --> 01:00:19,357 Whoa! 1386 01:00:23,146 --> 01:00:26,646 (ominous music continues) 1387 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,567 (goon chuckles) 1388 01:00:31,770 --> 01:00:32,603 - Kingmaker? 1389 01:00:35,430 --> 01:00:36,353 Yo, King! 1390 01:00:38,538 --> 01:00:40,350 Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. (chuckles) 1391 01:00:40,350 --> 01:00:42,660 Disrespectful, incompetent. 1392 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:44,010 Yada, yada, yada, I know. 1393 01:00:44,010 --> 01:00:45,918 - He's talking about Travers, right? 1394 01:00:45,918 --> 01:00:47,156 (goons chuckling) 1395 01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:48,990 - Hey, it's no problem. 1396 01:00:48,990 --> 01:00:51,736 Yeah, I tell you what I'm gonna do. 1397 01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:55,710 I'm gonna cut his dick off, and feed it to him. 1398 01:00:55,710 --> 01:01:00,360 I'll send you pics when I'm done, all right? (chuckles) 1399 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,610 - There's more than one of him, or he might be immortal. 1400 01:01:02,610 --> 01:01:05,472 He might be a god, man! - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1401 01:01:05,472 --> 01:01:06,960 Hey, hey. 1402 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,793 Relax. 1403 01:01:08,944 --> 01:01:10,650 A few kills under your belt, 1404 01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:14,010 and you think it's gonna be smooth sailin'. 1405 01:01:14,010 --> 01:01:14,843 Then... 1406 01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:17,103 The guilt sets in. 1407 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,590 Can't shoot guilt! 1408 01:01:19,590 --> 01:01:22,173 So, you start seein' things that aren't there. 1409 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:26,013 Burnout is real. 1410 01:01:26,970 --> 01:01:27,803 Right, fellas? 1411 01:01:29,021 --> 01:01:31,230 - I swear to you, I am not crazy. 1412 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:34,247 - Don't worry about it, okay? We believe you. 1413 01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:36,949 (goons chuckling) 1414 01:01:36,949 --> 01:01:37,980 In fact, you know what I'll let you do? 1415 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:40,263 I'll even let you watch. Would you like that? 1416 01:01:42,270 --> 01:01:45,306 - I would like that very much, please. Thank you. 1417 01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,220 (ominous music) (goons chuckling) 1418 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:48,920 - Let's try this again. 1419 01:01:51,891 --> 01:01:53,147 (lever clunks) 1420 01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:58,147 (electricity crackling) (ominous music) 1421 01:02:00,096 --> 01:02:05,096 - [Tim] Very impressive! 1422 01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:06,626 (Tim grunting) 1423 01:02:06,626 --> 01:02:11,626 (Tims chattering) (ominous music continues) 1424 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,680 - Need more power! 1425 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,507 Ready transition to the grid! 1426 01:02:18,507 --> 01:02:20,610 - Oh, fuck you, man! 1427 01:02:20,610 --> 01:02:22,702 - Faster! 1428 01:02:22,702 --> 01:02:25,745 (Delta Tim screaming) 1429 01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:27,963 (Delta Tim groaning) 1430 01:02:27,963 --> 01:02:30,027 (Delta Tim panting) 1431 01:02:30,027 --> 01:02:32,944 (people screaming) 1432 01:02:35,267 --> 01:02:37,306 - (sighs) Idiots. 1433 01:02:37,306 --> 01:02:40,050 - For the last time, Carol. I'm not going to harm myself! 1434 01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:42,063 It was a different Delilah! 1435 01:02:43,484 --> 01:02:45,063 (sighs) Who I killed. 1436 01:02:48,258 --> 01:02:49,616 (eerie music) 1437 01:02:49,616 --> 01:02:50,640 (Delilah sighs) 1438 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,353 Fuck Tim Travers. 1439 01:02:52,353 --> 01:02:53,910 (muffled chatter from phone) 1440 01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:55,383 No, I don't mean sexually! 1441 01:02:56,714 --> 01:02:59,964 (brooding synth music) 1442 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,840 - As I said. 1443 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,023 Behind that door lies our future! 1444 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,507 It's like Mom always used to say. 1445 01:03:10,507 --> 01:03:12,120 "You're not a great person, Tim. 1446 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,470 Hell, you're not even a very good person. 1447 01:03:13,470 --> 01:03:17,760 But what you are is a great scientist!" 1448 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,920 No matter how strange or bizarre, 1449 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,890 we, we follow the evidence. 1450 01:03:22,890 --> 01:03:26,010 Mortal laws no longer apply to us, and in a few seconds, 1451 01:03:26,010 --> 01:03:28,443 even the laws of nature won't apply anymore! 1452 01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:32,190 And I know that you know I know that 1453 01:03:32,190 --> 01:03:34,773 because you know I know that you know! 1454 01:03:36,762 --> 01:03:38,730 (Zeta Tim chuckles) 1455 01:03:38,730 --> 01:03:39,563 Come along. 1456 01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:42,273 Let's go unmake history. 1457 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:47,901 (brooding synth music continues) 1458 01:03:47,901 --> 01:03:50,119 (Beta Tim sighs) 1459 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,319 Holy shit! Oh, oh! 1460 01:03:52,319 --> 01:03:53,939 Fuck! 1461 01:03:53,939 --> 01:03:54,772 No, hey! 1462 01:03:59,324 --> 01:04:01,170 Holy fuck. We blew up the universe. 1463 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,743 - We can't have destroyed it! - Then where is it? 1464 01:04:02,743 --> 01:04:04,762 - Gone! - That is impossible. 1465 01:04:04,762 --> 01:04:05,624 - [Zeta Tim] Help me! 1466 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,044 - What the fuck about this day has led you to believe 1467 01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,531 that anything could be impossible? 1468 01:04:08,531 --> 01:04:09,364 - [Omega Tim] If the universe were gone, 1469 01:04:09,364 --> 01:04:10,470 then its laws should be gone, too. 1470 01:04:10,470 --> 01:04:11,820 - Why are you talking about this right now? 1471 01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:12,960 - Gravity is still in play. 1472 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,120 Where is that coming from, if there's no more universe? 1473 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,770 - Hey, he's right! 1474 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,660 - What ar you? Okay, he's right! 1475 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:19,560 Pull me up! What the fuck? 1476 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,600 - Who cares where it's coming from if there's no more Earth? 1477 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,063 - I do! 1478 01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:26,450 (foot stomps) - You bastard! 1479 01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:28,230 - You just killed Zeta Tim. 1480 01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:32,070 - Well, yeah, but I mean, he was creeping everybody out. 1481 01:04:32,070 --> 01:04:32,903 Right? 1482 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,700 (footsteps clomping) 1483 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,618 - [Tim] Bad, bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 1484 01:04:40,618 --> 01:04:42,927 (Tims yelling) 1485 01:04:42,927 --> 01:04:44,460 - That's, that's it? That's the paradox? 1486 01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:47,280 Just an unending black room? 1487 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,113 - Maybe. 1488 01:04:50,546 --> 01:04:53,296 (lighter flicks) 1489 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,553 But I think not. 1490 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,500 Now, stay with me on this. 1491 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,750 Imagine the, uh, two conflicting timelines 1492 01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:05,730 are more like differently charged particles. 1493 01:05:05,730 --> 01:05:06,563 - But why would they do that? 1494 01:05:06,563 --> 01:05:08,130 - I said, "Stay with me." 1495 01:05:08,130 --> 01:05:09,720 Now, the paradox brings the two 1496 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,370 differently charged timelines together, 1497 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:13,410 destroying both and removing the conflicting information. 1498 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,910 - The only place that information 1499 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:16,260 can be destroyed is a singularity. 1500 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,670 - Exactly! 1501 01:05:17,670 --> 01:05:20,520 Black holes reduce information to max entropy, 1502 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,910 which means that the natural response in nature 1503 01:05:23,910 --> 01:05:26,880 to a paradox is a black hole. 1504 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,890 - So, we didn't destroy the universe! 1505 01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:31,390 We just created a black hole in that timeline that 1506 01:05:33,090 --> 01:05:36,750 destroyed the Earth and, and killed everyone that we know. 1507 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:37,583 - Oh, boy. 1508 01:05:38,550 --> 01:05:39,383 - Hold on, hold on. 1509 01:05:39,383 --> 01:05:40,620 If we created a black hole in that timeline, 1510 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:42,270 then how come Zeta Tim, when we dropped him in, 1511 01:05:42,270 --> 01:05:43,103 could still breathe? 1512 01:05:43,103 --> 01:05:45,210 - Fuck off! I don't know everything, Sigma! 1513 01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:47,640 I mean, this week, I entangled and stored particles 1514 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,170 matched them to the physical space of a door, 1515 01:05:49,170 --> 01:05:50,910 invented fucking time travel, 1516 01:05:50,910 --> 01:05:53,143 and may have just found a new way to create black holes! 1517 01:05:53,143 --> 01:05:55,818 So, cut me some fucking slack! 1518 01:05:55,818 --> 01:05:59,010 - (sighs) I mean, maybe, if you were able to cheat your way 1519 01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:01,830 past the spaghettification of an, of an event horizon, 1520 01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,960 then you would be moving faster than the speed of light 1521 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,510 and frozen in time, relative to the universe. 1522 01:06:06,510 --> 01:06:09,510 But you would continue to perceive the passage of time 1523 01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:13,740 as an illusion and just stay in that state forever, maybe! 1524 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:18,543 - So, Zeta Tim will be falling through the void, 1525 01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:25,190 without aging or dying, literally forever? 1526 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,150 - Well, shit. Now I feel bad. 1527 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,320 - An important safety tip. 1528 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,497 Nobody ever go the, the other way through. 1529 01:06:31,497 --> 01:06:34,664 (door motor whirring) 1530 01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:42,090 - Makes sense to me! (chuckling) 1531 01:06:42,090 --> 01:06:42,963 See, kid? 1532 01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:45,453 Not magic. 1533 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,760 Just power. 1534 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,894 - Sorry, but who the hell are... 1535 01:06:49,894 --> 01:06:51,125 (Tims yelping) 1536 01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,080 - Oh! 1537 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,040 - Yeah! 1538 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,700 Nice work. (chuckles) 1539 01:06:56,700 --> 01:07:01,260 Arthritis sets in, you gotta start delegating, 1540 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:02,550 you know, as you get older. 1541 01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:04,130 - If I may, uh... 1542 01:07:04,130 --> 01:07:06,270 Is this all about the stolen plutonium? 1543 01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:09,600 - Yeah. It's about the plutonium. 1544 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,900 How the hell do you forget about plutonium? 1545 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:14,313 - Oh, that I stole. 1546 01:07:15,210 --> 01:07:18,003 - It's been a weird day. - Weird, confusing. 1547 01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:20,463 Really, really stupid. 1548 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:25,706 Although, it's about to get stupider! 1549 01:07:25,706 --> 01:07:28,539 (energy rumbling) 1550 01:07:29,850 --> 01:07:32,086 - [Light Figure] Arrogant mortals! 1551 01:07:32,086 --> 01:07:33,766 You're tampering with the very programming 1552 01:07:33,766 --> 01:07:34,653 of reality itself! 1553 01:07:34,653 --> 01:07:36,705 - Holo-Universe. Fuckin' called it. 1554 01:07:36,705 --> 01:07:38,820 - Shut the fuck up! - Who the fuck are you? 1555 01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:39,653 - Good question. 1556 01:07:39,653 --> 01:07:41,764 - [Light Figure] Who the fuck do you think I am? 1557 01:07:41,764 --> 01:07:43,804 I'm God, you miserable little shits! 1558 01:07:43,804 --> 01:07:44,637 - Now, that's it. I'm done. 1559 01:07:44,637 --> 01:07:48,330 If God actually exists, then I'm out. 1560 01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:49,700 Later, everybody. 1561 01:07:51,588 --> 01:07:53,457 (Alpha Tim whistling) 1562 01:07:53,457 --> 01:07:56,640 - Hey! Did you just let that guy leave? 1563 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,680 - I don't understand what's happening right now! 1564 01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,910 - Me neither. Uh... 1565 01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:03,780 When you say God, do you mean like, like a god or God, God? 1566 01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,520 You know? I just, I have some follow-up questions. 1567 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,410 To the statement, "I am God." (chuckles) 1568 01:08:07,410 --> 01:08:12,004 - And I think you're full of shit! (chuckles) 1569 01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:13,634 (flesh squelches) 1570 01:08:19,226 --> 01:08:22,500 (suspenseful music) 1571 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,380 - Just to be clear... 1572 01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:28,035 He did not speak for the group. 1573 01:08:28,035 --> 01:08:29,704 (Helter yelps) 1574 01:08:29,704 --> 01:08:30,537 - You idiot! 1575 01:08:30,537 --> 01:08:32,870 (gun fires) 1576 01:08:36,532 --> 01:08:39,699 (warm ethereal music) 1577 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:45,835 Hey! I dunno what's gonna happen now! 1578 01:08:47,122 --> 01:08:48,661 - What are you? 1579 01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:50,509 - Thought I told you. 1580 01:08:50,509 --> 01:08:55,129 I'm the Alpha and Omega that's about to own your bitch ass. 1581 01:08:55,129 --> 01:08:58,023 (flesh squelches) 1582 01:08:58,023 --> 01:09:00,856 (flesh squelches) 1583 01:09:03,434 --> 01:09:05,601 - Oh, you son of a fuck... 1584 01:09:06,455 --> 01:09:07,613 - Yeah! - Woo! 1585 01:09:07,613 --> 01:09:09,125 - [God Tim] Shut up! 1586 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,973 Forgot how annoying I am. 1587 01:09:10,973 --> 01:09:11,973 - Sorry. Um... 1588 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:13,402 "I"? 1589 01:09:13,402 --> 01:09:15,002 (flesh squelches) 1590 01:09:15,002 --> 01:09:17,690 (warm ethereal music continues) 1591 01:09:17,690 --> 01:09:19,940 - Do you know what it's like to fall forever? 1592 01:09:21,373 --> 01:09:23,680 Unable to starve, unable to die. 1593 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,050 You go mad! 1594 01:09:25,050 --> 01:09:27,990 You begin to create new realities in your mind, 1595 01:09:27,990 --> 01:09:30,083 so as to not be so completely alone. 1596 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,168 You refine and perfect each iteration, 1597 01:09:34,168 --> 01:09:36,420 until you can run a simulation so flawless 1598 01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,190 that from the frame of the beings within, 1599 01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:39,417 the difference between their reality 1600 01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,523 and a physical one is semantics. 1601 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:44,679 And you do it over and over, 1602 01:09:45,870 --> 01:09:47,250 until a perfect recreation 1603 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:49,450 of your original reality can be constructed. 1604 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:52,170 That 1605 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:55,917 is how you achieve God-hood, bitches. 1606 01:09:55,917 --> 01:09:59,400 - So, the universe is just a simulated reality in your head? 1607 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,233 - Yes. 1608 01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,819 - Based on the reality that you originated from? 1609 01:10:01,819 --> 01:10:02,652 - Yes! 1610 01:10:02,652 --> 01:10:05,010 - A reality in which you were the Zeta Tim that we... 1611 01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:08,580 Sorry. He dropped into a black hole? 1612 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,450 - Yes. 1613 01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:10,283 - Dude! 1614 01:10:10,283 --> 01:10:12,870 - I created this universe for the sole purpose 1615 01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,803 of arriving at this very moment. 1616 01:10:14,803 --> 01:10:17,503 - To tell us that you love and forgive us? 1617 01:10:18,522 --> 01:10:21,392 (God Tim chuckles) 1618 01:10:21,392 --> 01:10:22,225 - No. 1619 01:10:24,242 --> 01:10:26,371 (Omega Tim pops) 1620 01:10:26,371 --> 01:10:28,091 (Pi Tim pops) 1621 01:10:28,091 --> 01:10:30,312 (Chi Tim pops) 1622 01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:33,302 - (groans) Fuckin' why? 1623 01:10:33,302 --> 01:10:36,219 (Epsilon Tim pops) 1624 01:10:37,611 --> 01:10:39,091 - Come on. 1625 01:10:39,091 --> 01:10:41,674 (Rho Tim pops) 1626 01:10:42,719 --> 01:10:44,610 - [James] It starts with the cause. We will stop- 1627 01:10:44,610 --> 01:10:45,660 - Weren't you just- 1628 01:10:46,571 --> 01:10:49,110 - Yeah. I just got one of those faces. 1629 01:10:49,110 --> 01:10:49,943 I know. 1630 01:10:49,943 --> 01:10:52,850 You would not believe the weird shit I have seen today. 1631 01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:53,683 (Tim chuckles) 1632 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,230 - [James] Illegal Canadians coming down- 1633 01:10:55,230 --> 01:10:58,920 - You buy me this drink, and I'll blow your mind. 1634 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,810 - [James] As you know, they can't buy homes- 1635 01:11:00,810 --> 01:11:03,078 - Listen, I... (Alpha Tim creaking) 1636 01:11:03,078 --> 01:11:05,790 (Alpha Tim pops) (flesh splatters) 1637 01:11:05,790 --> 01:11:08,970 - [James] Live the American dream, but no, they are poor. 1638 01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:12,240 And, uh, you know, my heart goes out to 'em and my heart- 1639 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,540 - Oh, man, that felt good! 1640 01:11:16,245 --> 01:11:17,616 Oh, yes. 1641 01:11:17,616 --> 01:11:20,327 Yes, yes, yes. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! 1642 01:11:20,327 --> 01:11:24,037 Fuck yeah! (laughs) 1643 01:11:24,037 --> 01:11:25,573 Oh! 1644 01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:29,406 Ah. (sighs) 1645 01:11:31,763 --> 01:11:34,666 (chuckles) Of course, now I wonder... 1646 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,331 (gun fires) 1647 01:11:36,331 --> 01:11:38,831 (body thumps) 1648 01:11:40,381 --> 01:11:41,214 - Hm. 1649 01:11:42,752 --> 01:11:43,585 Hm. 1650 01:11:44,859 --> 01:11:47,376 Yes, apparently it is possible to kill God. 1651 01:11:47,376 --> 01:11:48,815 Hm. 1652 01:11:48,815 --> 01:11:50,575 (electronic tones chirping) 1653 01:11:50,575 --> 01:11:53,575 (New God Tim sighs) 1654 01:11:57,807 --> 01:11:59,567 Still feel like I'm forgetting something. 1655 01:11:59,567 --> 01:12:03,090 (bartender screams) 1656 01:12:03,090 --> 01:12:04,890 - [James] They're always screaming at me. 1657 01:12:04,890 --> 01:12:07,634 I can't understand 'em. He's gotta do something about it. 1658 01:12:07,634 --> 01:12:10,095 - Can, can I get another one? Um... 1659 01:12:10,095 --> 01:12:12,034 (bartender screams) 1660 01:12:12,034 --> 01:12:12,951 Okay, look. 1661 01:12:14,690 --> 01:12:18,440 (muffled chatter from radio) 1662 01:12:19,776 --> 01:12:23,526 - (grunts) Travers. Travers! 1663 01:12:25,959 --> 01:12:27,869 - [Gamma Tim] Me? 1664 01:12:27,869 --> 01:12:29,738 - How could I forget something? 1665 01:12:29,738 --> 01:12:32,405 Omnipotence knows no exceptions! 1666 01:12:34,575 --> 01:12:37,999 Unless I didn't create this universe. 1667 01:12:37,999 --> 01:12:38,832 I... 1668 01:12:40,009 --> 01:12:41,426 I just hacked it. 1669 01:12:43,187 --> 01:12:45,187 Which would mean that... 1670 01:12:48,359 --> 01:12:49,359 I'm limited. 1671 01:12:52,268 --> 01:12:54,518 Just another meek little... 1672 01:12:56,119 --> 01:12:57,036 No, no, no! 1673 01:13:01,177 --> 01:13:02,177 Well, maybe. 1674 01:13:09,028 --> 01:13:10,262 Not for long. 1675 01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:13,429 (ominous synth music) 1676 01:13:14,571 --> 01:13:17,702 (machine rattling) 1677 01:13:17,702 --> 01:13:19,811 ♪ I'm not gone ♪ 1678 01:13:19,811 --> 01:13:21,499 - Do these look even? (bartender screams) 1679 01:13:21,499 --> 01:13:23,136 Oh! 1680 01:13:23,136 --> 01:13:25,218 Oh, that is really getting old. 1681 01:13:25,218 --> 01:13:28,511 (Gamma Tim groans) 1682 01:13:28,511 --> 01:13:29,573 (Royce chuckling) 1683 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:31,890 So, um, about what we were talking about earlier. 1684 01:13:31,890 --> 01:13:34,301 - Hey, thank you. (chuckles) 1685 01:13:34,301 --> 01:13:35,700 - Okay, um... (clears throat) 1686 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:37,530 So, so you and that Helter guy 1687 01:13:37,530 --> 01:13:39,390 were coming here to kill me because- 1688 01:13:39,390 --> 01:13:40,410 - Stolen reactor. 1689 01:13:40,410 --> 01:13:42,922 - Stolen reactor, right. (sighs) 1690 01:13:42,922 --> 01:13:44,310 I knew that radio show was a mistake. 1691 01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:47,040 But, but just so I'm clear, 1692 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,020 you're not gonna kill me now? 1693 01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:50,310 - No. 1694 01:13:50,310 --> 01:13:53,160 You wanna know the secret to a long life? 1695 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,320 Know your limitations. 1696 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:59,463 The other you killed my men with his mind! 1697 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,590 Look. I'm outta here. 1698 01:14:01,590 --> 01:14:04,470 I'm gonna go home, call my grandkids, 1699 01:14:04,470 --> 01:14:05,973 and tell 'em I love 'em. 1700 01:14:07,830 --> 01:14:09,723 - Wow! You... 1701 01:14:09,723 --> 01:14:11,013 You, you're married? 1702 01:14:12,150 --> 01:14:14,842 With, with kids and grandkids? That's amazing. 1703 01:14:14,842 --> 01:14:16,440 - The fuck's that supposed to mean? 1704 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,480 - Didn't mean to offend, I... (Royce growls) 1705 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:21,930 It's just that you're literally a professional murderer. 1706 01:14:21,930 --> 01:14:22,980 I mean, does your wife know about that? 1707 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:26,051 - She thinks it's hot. (chuckles) 1708 01:14:26,051 --> 01:14:26,884 And it is. 1709 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:28,993 - Well... 1710 01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:32,740 Good for you, and her. 1711 01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:34,650 - Mm. (Tim sighs) 1712 01:14:34,650 --> 01:14:37,503 - Some people are just meant for love. 1713 01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:42,180 Some aren't. - Ah, bullshit. 1714 01:14:42,180 --> 01:14:47,180 Abusers, rapists, drug dealers, murderers, politicians, 1715 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:51,420 pricks on YouTubes, worst people imaginable, 1716 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:53,700 most still find someone to love 'em 1717 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:57,540 in spite of being worthless fuckin' garbage! 1718 01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:59,313 And that includes you. 1719 01:15:00,270 --> 01:15:02,477 Now, your problem is that you don't know 1720 01:15:02,477 --> 01:15:06,333 how to love yourself, and nobody can help you with that, 1721 01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:09,633 but you. 1722 01:15:11,794 --> 01:15:12,627 Ah! 1723 01:15:13,740 --> 01:15:15,390 - I loved myself, today. 1724 01:15:15,390 --> 01:15:18,587 - Look, I don't know what the fuck that means, 1725 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:23,340 but I'll tell you, you wanna learn to love yourself, 1726 01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:28,340 you've gotta find the angriest, ugliest part of you 1727 01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:32,463 and show that son of a bitch they're beautiful. 1728 01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:35,370 (Tim chuckles) 1729 01:15:35,370 --> 01:15:37,770 - You must have to do that a lot. 1730 01:15:37,770 --> 01:15:38,913 - Screw you. 1731 01:15:41,198 --> 01:15:42,365 I'm beautiful. 1732 01:15:43,287 --> 01:15:46,417 You don't believe me, just ask my grandkids. 1733 01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:49,167 (both chuckling) 1734 01:15:52,830 --> 01:15:53,727 Where you goin'? 1735 01:15:55,470 --> 01:15:57,270 - Following your advice. 1736 01:15:57,270 --> 01:15:58,620 It's time to meet my maker. 1737 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:02,980 - Hey, you try to talk to that guy and you're gonna die! 1738 01:16:05,415 --> 01:16:09,060 (brooding synth music) 1739 01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:10,871 - Wouldn't be the first time. (chuckles) 1740 01:16:10,871 --> 01:16:11,853 (bartender screams) Oh! 1741 01:16:11,853 --> 01:16:13,443 Come on! Get over it! 1742 01:16:14,764 --> 01:16:15,810 (Tim groans) 1743 01:16:15,810 --> 01:16:17,043 That's why I don't tip! 1744 01:16:18,738 --> 01:16:21,630 (brooding synth music continues) 1745 01:16:21,630 --> 01:16:23,410 What the hell is that? 1746 01:16:24,489 --> 01:16:27,569 (ominous music) 1747 01:16:27,569 --> 01:16:29,659 - Looks like a buildup of stacked singularities, 1748 01:16:29,659 --> 01:16:30,826 if you ask me. 1749 01:16:31,731 --> 01:16:32,648 - That's... 1750 01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:34,804 Yeah. 1751 01:16:34,804 --> 01:16:37,650 (buildings crumbling) Holy shit! 1752 01:16:37,650 --> 01:16:40,520 (buildings crumbling) 1753 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:44,010 - And I think we know, say it out loud together, 1754 01:16:44,010 --> 01:16:45,360 who's starting these fires. 1755 01:16:46,350 --> 01:16:47,697 Illegal Canadians. 1756 01:16:48,868 --> 01:16:53,016 That's right, Illegal Canadians coming down from Canada 1757 01:16:53,016 --> 01:16:54,703 building themselves these fires, 1758 01:16:54,703 --> 01:16:57,265 because as you know, they can't buy a home. 1759 01:16:57,265 --> 01:17:00,400 (Royce speaks Spanish) 1760 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,254 Look, go grab your mom, tell her you love her. 1761 01:17:04,254 --> 01:17:07,790 (Royce speaks Spanish) 1762 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:11,040 (Royce speaks Spanish) 1763 01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:14,897 - Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. 1764 01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:21,160 Come on. Pick up, pick up! 1765 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,411 (phone vibrates) (lighter flicks) 1766 01:17:23,411 --> 01:17:26,220 (phone vibrates) 1767 01:17:26,220 --> 01:17:27,480 - [Delilah] Hello? 1768 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,100 - Hey, uh, Delilah? Yeah, it's, it's Tim. 1769 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:31,337 The, uh, the, the time travel guy? 1770 01:17:31,337 --> 01:17:34,080 I, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1771 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,610 - Oh, this oughta be rich. 1772 01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:36,720 - I just wanted you to know that 1773 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,660 we're clearly not going to be a thing, um... 1774 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:40,920 - You seriously called to tell me that? 1775 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,890 - And! And to apologize. 1776 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:46,440 I know I saw a lot of ugly versions of myself today, 1777 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:47,670 and I'm pretty sure you did, too! 1778 01:17:47,670 --> 01:17:49,410 So, I'm sorry things got so out of control, 1779 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:50,253 and I'm sorry that I failed. 1780 01:17:50,253 --> 01:17:52,200 It's just something that I do. 1781 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,260 I don't know why I do it. - Honestly, Tim, it's fine. 1782 01:17:55,260 --> 01:17:56,640 I mean, it was fucked up, 1783 01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,020 but there's a middle ground between hate and love and... 1784 01:18:00,930 --> 01:18:02,913 That's us. The middle people. 1785 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,720 - Thanks. I'm gonna try and put all this back together. 1786 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,100 - I thought you said you weren't gonna try 1787 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,170 to make us a thing? 1788 01:18:09,170 --> 01:18:11,400 - [Gamma Tim] No, no, no. I meant the universe! (chuckles) 1789 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,630 - What about it? 1790 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:13,653 - Well, what do you mean, "What about it?" 1791 01:18:13,653 --> 01:18:15,230 Have you looked out your wi... 1792 01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:20,940 - Goodbye, Tim, and maybe try to be nicer to yourself. 1793 01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:21,773 Literally. 1794 01:18:21,773 --> 01:18:24,325 - Believe it or not, that is actually the idea. 1795 01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:26,992 (ominous music) 1796 01:18:30,609 --> 01:18:32,610 - [Delilah] Fuck. 1797 01:18:32,610 --> 01:18:36,723 - I love you, baby. (speaks foreign language) 1798 01:18:38,606 --> 01:18:40,560 (thunder claps) 1799 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,344 - So, that's how Bigfoot does it. 1800 01:18:42,344 --> 01:18:45,793 (glass shatters) 1801 01:18:45,793 --> 01:18:47,113 (dog barks) 1802 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,813 - I choose not to believe in that. 1803 01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:57,626 (ominous music continues) 1804 01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:06,455 (ominous music continues) 1805 01:19:10,211 --> 01:19:13,211 (suspenseful music) 1806 01:19:18,886 --> 01:19:22,719 (suspenseful music continues) 1807 01:19:26,056 --> 01:19:29,589 (suspenseful music continues) 1808 01:19:29,589 --> 01:19:31,006 - I remember you. 1809 01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:35,183 You're the one that said a few hours can change a person. 1810 01:19:36,048 --> 01:19:37,440 (God Tim chuckles) 1811 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,887 Well, you have no idea how right you were. 1812 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,393 Do you know what it's like to fall forever? 1813 01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:47,670 - Skip. 1814 01:19:47,670 --> 01:19:49,710 I know the universe is a creation in your head, 1815 01:19:49,710 --> 01:19:51,510 Russian nesting doll style, and that you're God. 1816 01:19:51,510 --> 01:19:52,410 Royce filled me in. 1817 01:19:52,410 --> 01:19:53,580 I figured out on the way over 1818 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,110 that you couldn't actually be God 1819 01:19:55,110 --> 01:19:57,123 and must've just hacked the system. 1820 01:19:58,499 --> 01:20:02,550 (sighs) And judging by the unraveling, 1821 01:20:02,550 --> 01:20:04,050 I'm guessing you figured that out, too, 1822 01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:06,240 and you're not taking it very well. 1823 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:10,707 - I'm unmaking this universe one paradox at a time, 1824 01:20:11,587 --> 01:20:15,170 mounting like gravity into a singular point 1825 01:20:16,747 --> 01:20:20,730 that will break the whole of creation. 1826 01:20:20,730 --> 01:20:21,563 - As one does. 1827 01:20:21,563 --> 01:20:23,760 - I even murdered the younger versions of us, 1828 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,860 just to get warmed up. 1829 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:29,460 - How did that go? 1830 01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:30,480 - Yeah. 1831 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:34,720 Well, there was a lot of crying, but you know. 1832 01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:35,735 Children. 1833 01:20:35,735 --> 01:20:37,704 (Gamma Tim scoffs) 1834 01:20:37,704 --> 01:20:40,834 - Damn. Damn, dude, that, that is dark. 1835 01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:42,272 That... 1836 01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:43,290 I mean, I mean that is, that is fucked up. 1837 01:20:43,290 --> 01:20:44,430 Like, even for us. 1838 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,863 - Well, tell that to Potato! 1839 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,340 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1840 01:20:50,340 --> 01:20:52,350 You know what? You're right! 1841 01:20:52,350 --> 01:20:55,470 You're right, and now that I'm, I'm thinking about it, 1842 01:20:55,470 --> 01:20:57,120 maybe the reason that we are so alone 1843 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,883 is because we are all so fucking awful! 1844 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,513 - That's us. 1845 01:21:03,660 --> 01:21:05,704 - (sighs) No. 1846 01:21:05,704 --> 01:21:07,890 no, no, no, no, no, no. That, that's me. 1847 01:21:07,890 --> 01:21:11,220 You are something else, entirely. 1848 01:21:11,220 --> 01:21:12,870 Like, I don't know what eternity did to you, 1849 01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:16,593 but whatever it is, it's ugly. 1850 01:21:16,593 --> 01:21:17,850 It's childish! 1851 01:21:17,850 --> 01:21:20,217 I may be the worst person in the world, but you, 1852 01:21:20,217 --> 01:21:25,217 you scared, small, whimpering glitch in the system, 1853 01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:27,570 you are the worst version of the worst guy 1854 01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:28,770 of all fucking time! 1855 01:21:28,770 --> 01:21:31,880 - Second to none, baby. (chuckles) 1856 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,280 - So that's it. That's it? 1857 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:36,990 You're just gonna burn it all down 1858 01:21:36,990 --> 01:21:39,540 until there's nothing left but a little whining child 1859 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:41,717 having a temper tantrum because he's lonely? 1860 01:21:41,717 --> 01:21:43,075 - Burn, baby, burn! 1861 01:21:43,075 --> 01:21:44,852 - Is that really what you want? 1862 01:21:44,852 --> 01:21:49,852 (God Tim roars) (building crumbling) 1863 01:21:52,119 --> 01:21:55,202 (explosions roaring) 1864 01:22:00,579 --> 01:22:04,079 (brooding ethereal music) 1865 01:22:10,019 --> 01:22:14,352 (brooding ethereal music continues) 1866 01:22:17,836 --> 01:22:20,503 (Zeta Tim sobs) 1867 01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:24,423 - Are you okay? 1868 01:22:26,861 --> 01:22:28,520 - Yeah. (sniffles) Yeah, um... 1869 01:22:29,696 --> 01:22:32,667 (sighs) Sorry. That was literally building forever. 1870 01:22:32,667 --> 01:22:33,840 (Zeta Tim chuckles) 1871 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,290 They left me in a black hole. 1872 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,820 They left me alone, literally forever. 1873 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,650 - Yeah, that wasn't cool. (sighs) 1874 01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:47,420 Not that it matters, but I wasn't a part of that, so... 1875 01:22:48,454 --> 01:22:50,093 - Guess that makes you the best of us. 1876 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:52,770 - Grading on a curve. 1877 01:22:58,560 --> 01:22:59,393 What is that? 1878 01:23:01,971 --> 01:23:03,270 - Oh, that's the... 1879 01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:04,170 That's the center. 1880 01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:08,070 The universe never used to have a center, 1881 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:09,570 but, but now that it's broken, 1882 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:12,540 that's the center of what's left. 1883 01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:19,973 Please? 1884 01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:23,640 Let's find out together? 1885 01:23:25,222 --> 01:23:26,742 - Why not? 1886 01:23:26,742 --> 01:23:29,952 (Zeta Tim chuckles) 1887 01:23:29,952 --> 01:23:33,202 (dramatic synth music) 1888 01:23:38,833 --> 01:23:42,916 (dramatic synth music continues) 1889 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:51,723 (dramatic synth music continues) 1890 01:23:56,512 --> 01:24:00,595 (dramatic synth music continues) 1891 01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:09,415 (dramatic synth music continues) 1892 01:24:14,210 --> 01:24:18,087 (gentle ethereal music) 1893 01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:19,290 - And you are? 1894 01:24:19,290 --> 01:24:21,450 - [Simulator] I am that I am. 1895 01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:25,200 I am that which decided that one plus one would equal two, 1896 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,580 that structured the graviton. 1897 01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:29,310 I am the simulator of your universe. 1898 01:24:29,310 --> 01:24:31,597 - And a dude. Delilah owes us five bucks. 1899 01:24:31,597 --> 01:24:34,500 - "Dude" is an oversimplification. 1900 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:38,760 My full aspect simply 1901 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,860 exceeds your comprehension. 1902 01:24:40,860 --> 01:24:41,910 - Try me. - All right. 1903 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,190 What can I do for you? - Is there a meaning of life? 1904 01:24:44,190 --> 01:24:45,420 - Yes. - Seriously? 1905 01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:46,253 - Yes! 1906 01:24:46,253 --> 01:24:48,330 But it has nothing to do with humans. 1907 01:24:48,330 --> 01:24:52,620 The purpose of life is, uh, um, how do I phrase this, 1908 01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:57,210 to maximize a specific numerical output via this simulation. 1909 01:24:57,210 --> 01:25:00,180 I realize that must be totally wasted on you. 1910 01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:01,410 - Not really. It's like a high score. 1911 01:25:01,410 --> 01:25:03,150 - Perfect analogy. 1912 01:25:03,150 --> 01:25:06,870 The meaning of existence is for me to achieve a high score. 1913 01:25:06,870 --> 01:25:09,600 Humanity is a randomly generated background element. 1914 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,300 - So, the creator of all things 1915 01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,590 didn't even have a hand in us? 1916 01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:15,000 - But that had to be obvious. 1917 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,220 You're not even near the good part of your own galaxy! 1918 01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:19,956 You'd have to be insane to observe this 1919 01:25:19,956 --> 01:25:22,380 and to think that you somehow had relevance. 1920 01:25:22,380 --> 01:25:24,600 - We broke your simulation. 1921 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,620 - Unfortunately. 1922 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,520 - Then, ipso facto, Tim Travers is the most important person 1923 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:32,010 in the entire universe, ever. 1924 01:25:32,010 --> 01:25:33,450 Hell yeah! (hands slap) 1925 01:25:33,450 --> 01:25:35,583 - I hope that high five was worth it. 1926 01:25:36,527 --> 01:25:39,090 And now, I have to reset this universe. 1927 01:25:39,090 --> 01:25:40,620 - What gives you that authority? 1928 01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:45,340 - How are you not following this? I am literally God. 1929 01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:49,410 - But what, what does that mean, exactly? 1930 01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:51,990 Like, do you exist as a part of this world? 1931 01:25:51,990 --> 01:25:54,900 Or are you the, the sentience of all matter? 1932 01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:56,850 Or do you exist in a world apart from this? 1933 01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:58,980 - I exist beyond your comprehension. 1934 01:25:58,980 --> 01:25:59,813 - Right, right. Got it. 1935 01:25:59,813 --> 01:26:02,220 Another world that ours is nested in, 1936 01:26:02,220 --> 01:26:04,367 is beyond our comprehension, except that it's not. 1937 01:26:04,367 --> 01:26:06,363 So, in that place, what are you? 1938 01:26:07,551 --> 01:26:08,880 - I am the Alpha and Omega. 1939 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,560 - That is not what I asked, God! 1940 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,813 To others like you, what are you? 1941 01:26:13,813 --> 01:26:15,840 - (sighs) You could call me a storyteller. 1942 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,640 - What does that mean? 1943 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:21,930 - I create a story and share it with others of my kind, 1944 01:26:21,930 --> 01:26:24,900 for spiritual growth. 1945 01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:26,170 And compensation. 1946 01:26:26,170 --> 01:26:28,980 - Like, like a novelist? 1947 01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:31,110 - In only the most reductive terms. 1948 01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:32,703 - But you have a publisher. 1949 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:37,050 - It's complicated. Uh... 1950 01:26:37,050 --> 01:26:38,400 Self-publishing. 1951 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:39,450 - Oh! (snickers) 1952 01:26:39,450 --> 01:26:40,743 He isn't even published! 1953 01:26:41,850 --> 01:26:46,710 - So, so, so you're a, uh, unpublished novelist 1954 01:26:46,710 --> 01:26:48,590 who is simulating a, uh... 1955 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,900 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1956 01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:54,630 A simulation is a game. 1957 01:26:54,630 --> 01:26:57,240 But that's, that's what you meant by high score? 1958 01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,440 I mean, that's not an analogy! 1959 01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:00,360 That's just you trying to hit the high score 1960 01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:01,963 in a management game! 1961 01:27:01,963 --> 01:27:04,854 - You exist because I say so! 1962 01:27:04,854 --> 01:27:07,523 - You didn't even make it, did you? 1963 01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:09,210 A, a better, more talented God did. 1964 01:27:09,210 --> 01:27:11,820 Then you bought it and plugged in a bunch of variables 1965 01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:14,074 to see what would happen and... (chuckles) 1966 01:27:14,074 --> 01:27:18,120 And we are a retail product for a bored, failed writer! 1967 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:20,160 - Self-publishing is a respected step 1968 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:21,540 in the literary process. 1969 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,390 It is not my fault that you don't understand the industry! 1970 01:27:24,390 --> 01:27:27,967 And you need to show me some respect, since I can end time. 1971 01:27:27,967 --> 01:27:30,900 - "Oh, and I'm Time God!" 1972 01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:33,990 Your threat is meaningless. There are no stakes here! 1973 01:27:33,990 --> 01:27:37,470 Just like everything else, this isn't about you. 1974 01:27:37,470 --> 01:27:38,490 - Why are you so... 1975 01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:41,839 Mean? 1976 01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:42,761 (Zeta Tim scoffs) 1977 01:27:42,761 --> 01:27:44,460 - Well, when you die, you can ask your creator 1978 01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:46,200 for an explanation. 1979 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:50,591 - So, uh, we're gonna remake the universe, right? 1980 01:27:50,591 --> 01:27:52,533 - (sighs) It'll be different. 1981 01:27:53,730 --> 01:27:55,200 No more people. 1982 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:58,320 Just physics, math. 1983 01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:00,827 Pure, sweet silence. 1984 01:28:00,827 --> 01:28:01,847 - You can't be serious! 1985 01:28:01,847 --> 01:28:03,840 - Do you even need me here? 1986 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:04,673 - No! - No! 1987 01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:08,028 What's your novel even about, anyway? 1988 01:28:08,028 --> 01:28:11,220 - Oh, um, it's about a rich boy 1989 01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:13,680 who finds himself on the mean streets. 1990 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:17,880 And by "finds himself", I mean finds himself. 1991 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,560 - Stop, stop. Awful, no. 1992 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,240 - And I, I don't mean just like stop talking. 1993 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,380 I mean, stop writing. 1994 01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:24,630 Go back to what I assume was a perfectly good IT job, 1995 01:28:24,630 --> 01:28:26,369 and be thankful that you have it. 1996 01:28:26,369 --> 01:28:27,202 - Enough! 1997 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:29,850 This universe is over! 1998 01:28:29,850 --> 01:28:31,350 And when I create my next universe, 1999 01:28:31,350 --> 01:28:33,333 it'll be so much neater than this one. 2000 01:28:34,681 --> 01:28:35,820 (Simulator gasps) 2001 01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:37,040 And mostly because... 2002 01:28:38,340 --> 01:28:39,513 No Tim Travers. 2003 01:28:41,190 --> 01:28:43,011 No whiny little mother... 2004 01:28:43,011 --> 01:28:47,043 (electronic tones chirping) 2005 01:28:47,043 --> 01:28:48,570 (Gamma Tim chuckles) 2006 01:28:48,570 --> 01:28:50,403 - Wait. What happened? 2007 01:28:51,323 --> 01:28:54,455 - Oh, I booted him out of the game. (chuckles) 2008 01:28:54,455 --> 01:28:55,830 (sighs) Don't worry, though. 2009 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,990 Guys like him can't code for shit. 2010 01:28:57,990 --> 01:29:02,990 - So, about that whole new universe. 2011 01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:04,470 - A universe of me and only me. 2012 01:29:04,470 --> 01:29:06,683 - What about everyone else? - What about them? 2013 01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:09,690 Please, name one person that you met today 2014 01:29:09,690 --> 01:29:11,850 that wasn't just completely awful. 2015 01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:14,730 - But then we won't have a chance to know if we're wrong! 2016 01:29:14,730 --> 01:29:18,945 Rapists, abusers, murderers, politicians, YouTubers. 2017 01:29:18,945 --> 01:29:21,120 They're the worst people ever! 2018 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:23,610 Most of them will still find love, in spite of themselves. 2019 01:29:23,610 --> 01:29:25,920 And I know for a fact that we can, too. 2020 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,253 - How do you know? 2021 01:29:28,433 --> 01:29:30,364 - Because I did. 2022 01:29:30,364 --> 01:29:31,990 It wasn't long, but it ended... 2023 01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:35,077 It ended badly. 2024 01:29:35,077 --> 01:29:38,860 But for a second there, I knew what it felt like. 2025 01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:42,123 - What did it feel like? 2026 01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:44,366 (warm ethereal music) 2027 01:29:44,366 --> 01:29:45,199 - Felt like... 2028 01:29:46,410 --> 01:29:47,553 Coming up for air. 2029 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,830 If you've been holding your breath forever. 2030 01:29:53,730 --> 01:29:55,350 - How? 2031 01:29:55,350 --> 01:29:57,840 I mean, while none of us were paying attention, 2032 01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:01,473 you just somehow stumbled into a romantic subplot? 2033 01:30:02,430 --> 01:30:04,130 - A few hours can change a person. 2034 01:30:08,936 --> 01:30:11,507 (sticker tears) 2035 01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:13,647 - I wanna believe that... 2036 01:30:13,647 --> 01:30:15,810 No. No, no, no. 2037 01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:19,293 All this proves is that we are different people now. 2038 01:30:20,220 --> 01:30:22,296 You found it. I, I didn't. 2039 01:30:22,296 --> 01:30:23,129 I... 2040 01:30:24,973 --> 01:30:25,806 I won't. 2041 01:30:29,437 --> 01:30:30,604 Some people... 2042 01:30:33,215 --> 01:30:34,433 Some people are better alone. 2043 01:30:36,870 --> 01:30:37,870 Deserve to be alone. 2044 01:30:41,004 --> 01:30:42,887 People like me. 2045 01:30:42,887 --> 01:30:43,970 People who... 2046 01:30:45,455 --> 01:30:48,038 (somber music) 2047 01:30:50,653 --> 01:30:52,023 - I love you, Tim Travers. 2048 01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:54,853 And I don't want you to be alone. 2049 01:31:02,356 --> 01:31:04,689 But that's up to you, buddy. 2050 01:31:06,218 --> 01:31:09,218 (suspenseful music) 2051 01:31:10,509 --> 01:31:12,778 - What the fuck was that? 2052 01:31:12,778 --> 01:31:13,611 I... 2053 01:31:15,199 --> 01:31:16,032 Oh. 2054 01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:18,348 (sighs) Right. 2055 01:31:20,458 --> 01:31:21,375 This again. 2056 01:31:23,065 --> 01:31:26,565 (Zeta Tim exhales deeply) 2057 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:31,383 (chuckles) I guess it doesn't have to be. 2058 01:31:34,122 --> 01:31:34,955 Hm. 2059 01:31:39,650 --> 01:31:42,270 (Zeta Tim chuckles) (sticker tears) 2060 01:31:42,270 --> 01:31:43,770 Ah, what the fuck. Why not? 2061 01:31:45,042 --> 01:31:47,730 (sighs) Just... 2062 01:31:47,730 --> 01:31:50,853 Just take one point of infinite energy. 2063 01:31:51,901 --> 01:31:52,734 Ah, yes. 2064 01:31:54,245 --> 01:31:57,870 And then add will. 2065 01:31:57,870 --> 01:31:58,703 Time. 2066 01:31:59,807 --> 01:32:02,425 And that should make... 2067 01:32:02,425 --> 01:32:03,258 Should get 2068 01:32:04,170 --> 01:32:05,542 one 2069 01:32:05,542 --> 01:32:07,283 big 2070 01:32:07,283 --> 01:32:09,550 ba... 2071 01:32:09,550 --> 01:32:10,688 Really? 2072 01:32:10,688 --> 01:32:15,688 (explosion roars) (wondrous electronic music) 2073 01:32:19,539 --> 01:32:24,039 (wondrous electronic music continues) 2074 01:32:26,347 --> 01:32:29,318 (wondrous electronic music continues) 2075 01:32:29,318 --> 01:32:32,792 (electricity crackling) 2076 01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:34,142 - My god, what am I doing? 2077 01:32:34,142 --> 01:32:35,672 What am I doing? 2078 01:32:35,672 --> 01:32:38,981 Come on! (grunts) 2079 01:32:38,981 --> 01:32:40,089 Ow! 2080 01:32:40,089 --> 01:32:41,242 Ah! 2081 01:32:41,242 --> 01:32:42,075 Ooh! 2082 01:32:44,311 --> 01:32:45,957 Ooh! 2083 01:32:45,957 --> 01:32:47,570 Oh, what was I thinking? 2084 01:32:48,568 --> 01:32:49,603 Oh, my god. 2085 01:32:49,603 --> 01:32:51,303 I can't believe I almost did that. 2086 01:32:52,414 --> 01:32:54,633 I've got a date tonight! (chuckles) 2087 01:32:54,633 --> 01:32:57,129 (sighs) Tim, what were you thinking? 2088 01:32:57,129 --> 01:32:57,962 Oh! 2089 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:00,453 Hoo! 2090 01:33:01,422 --> 01:33:03,755 (Tim sighs) 2091 01:33:04,881 --> 01:33:06,750 (Tim sighs) 2092 01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:09,333 (Tim chuckles) 2093 01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:12,593 (Tim sighs) 2094 01:33:19,180 --> 01:33:21,513 (Tim sighs) 2095 01:33:23,817 --> 01:33:25,228 But on the other hand... 2096 01:33:25,228 --> 01:33:27,076 (football thuds) (Tim groans) 2097 01:33:27,076 --> 01:33:28,316 - Dumb ass! - Fuck! 2098 01:33:28,316 --> 01:33:31,066 (dramatic music) 2099 01:33:37,173 --> 01:33:40,756 (dramatic music continues) 2100 01:33:46,174 --> 01:33:49,757 (dramatic music continues) 2101 01:33:55,366 --> 01:33:58,949 (dramatic music continues) 2102 01:34:04,526 --> 01:34:08,254 (dramatic music continues) 2103 01:34:08,254 --> 01:34:12,532 ♪ My face again ♪ 2104 01:34:12,532 --> 01:34:17,532 ♪ Will this paradox ever end ♪ 2105 01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:23,612 ♪ Have I finally lost my mind ♪ 2106 01:34:24,809 --> 01:34:29,809 ♪ Am I broken by design ♪ 2107 01:34:33,071 --> 01:34:38,042 ♪ If I could love myself ♪ 2108 01:34:38,042 --> 01:34:43,042 ♪ If I could forgive myself ♪ 2109 01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:49,476 ♪ If I could love myself ♪ 2110 01:34:50,599 --> 01:34:55,599 ♪ I'd make sweet love to myself ♪ 2111 01:34:58,518 --> 01:35:03,347 ♪ Traveling through space and time ♪ 2112 01:35:03,347 --> 01:35:08,347 ♪ Into the void, searching for a sign ♪ 2113 01:35:09,708 --> 01:35:14,708 ♪ I met God, and it's all a lie ♪ 2114 01:35:15,090 --> 01:35:18,487 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 2115 01:35:18,487 --> 01:35:23,487 ♪ We never die ♪ 2116 01:35:23,988 --> 01:35:27,226 ♪ If I could love myself ♪ 2117 01:35:27,226 --> 01:35:29,887 ♪ If I could love myself ♪ 2118 01:35:29,887 --> 01:35:34,404 ♪ If I could forgive myself ♪ 2119 01:35:34,404 --> 01:35:37,154 ♪ Forgive myself ♪