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(INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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STEVE: AJ!
AJ: Yeah?
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STEVE: Am I taking
her downstairs?
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She's cleared, right?
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AJ: Yeah, bring her
over to discharge area.
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I think her friend's
picking her up.
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STEVE: Are you ready,
Miss Franco?
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♪ Gray skies are
Gonna clear up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ Brush off the clouds
And cheer up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here
for Laura Franco.
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Laura Franco! Franco!
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- (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING)
- MAZIE: Don't shush me.
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- Laura. Ugh!
- RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am.
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- Quiet.-What?
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Oh, my God, it's bright.
Sorry, I'm late.
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How are you feeling?
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(GROANS) Like death.
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(SIGHS) Me, too.
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Ooh! Steve.
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♪ And spread sunshine ♪
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I'm Mazie.
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♪ All over the place ♪
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ATTENDANT: I'm married.
MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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(GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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I love you.
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
Cross and bickerish ♪
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♪ Don't sit and whine ♪
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♪ Think of banana splits
And licorice ♪
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♪ And you'll feel fine ♪
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♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪
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♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪
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♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪
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Even I feel sick
being in here.
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Thank God
I'm here to pick you up.
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♪ So spread sunshine ♪
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- (SIRENS WAILING)
- ♪ All over the place ♪
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DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer
in the lower abdominal region.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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JACOB: (SIGHS)
You need a caretaker.
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I can't do it all...
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It's been a year almost now
of tests and treatments.
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(SIGHS) Fuck!
I need time for me.
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I'm sorry.
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- Let's talk about this.
- I can't.
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Let's talk about this, Jacob.
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Please, Jacob.
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STEVE: Can she walk out
without...
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MAZIE: Yep, we're good.
One foot at a time.
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LAURA: Please don't do this.
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You're breaking up with me?
(GRUNTS)
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- Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob!
- MAZIE: Delicate flower.
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Jacob!
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Jacob!
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(SIGHS)
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(YELLS) Jacob!
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- (SOBBING)
- NURSE: Shit!
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey...
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Jacob! (CRYING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
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MAZIE: Okay.
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- (MAZIE GRUNTS)
- (BAG CLATTERS)
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Oh, my God.
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(EXHALES)
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We did it.
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Huh? Okay, slow walks.
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Home sweet home.
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(GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh!
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How does it feel to be
back at your mom's?
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(UNDER BREATH) Not that
she's ever here anymore.
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(KETTLE WHISTLING)
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Your mom sent you
12 pies, 100 cookies
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and $5,000?
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She loves to send
sugar and dough
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when she's on a diet.
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What does she think?
Carbs cure cancer?
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(CUPS CLINKING)
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What is that?
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MAZIE: What's what?
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There's a box
and a bag over there.
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- What?
- (GRUNTS) Ah!
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What is it?
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Jacob called me
and asked me to pick up
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some of your stuff.
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(LAURA SIGHS)
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- (SOBS)
- MAZIE: Oh, okay.
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I know... I know it sucks.
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Okay, I know it sucks.
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But, you're home now,
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and the surgery went well
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and you got $5,000.
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Let's take a beat here, okay?
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I'm your ride or die, bitch,
all right?
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Every second,
every minute of every day.
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I'm fucking here
with you, okay?
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- Okay, thank you.
- It's gonna be okay.
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Thank you.
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Wait, fuck, what time is it?
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3:34?
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Fuck! I have to go, shit!
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I gotta go downtown, ugh!
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I'm doing this
really stupid reading,
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but the producer wants
to fuck me,
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- so the pay is good.
- Wait, now?
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Yeah, ting! Laura.
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You are a hero and a champion.
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay? Eat some pie.
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Sleep and don't cry.
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Don't cry.
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
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- MAZIE: Bye.
- (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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**
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(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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**
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(LAURA GRUNTING)
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Why doesn't
he love me anymore?
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(SHRIEKS, CRIES)
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**
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DELIVERY MAN: Uh,
package for Laura Franco?
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(SOBBING) I'm disgusting.
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That's me.
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LAURA: It's just tissues.
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- Okay. Nice.
- I ran out.
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Oh, well, I'm glad
you ordered more.
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(LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
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- Hey.
- LAURA: Good to see you,
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- Amazon man.
- Still crying?
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(LAURA BLOWING NOSE)
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He just loves her.
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He really loves her.
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(SOBS) I don't like that one.
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DELIVERY MAN:
Laura, good to see you.
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LAURA: Thank you.
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Do you mind if I...
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I just... I really need
a hug right now.
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DELIVERY MAN:
I don't know if I'm... Oh!
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LAURA: (SOBS)
I really needed this.
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(SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT)
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- (PLAYING PIANO)
- LAURA: (SINGING) * Hi ♪
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♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
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JACOB: Hey, Laura.
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Could you come
sing this for me?
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♪ Please have a seat ♪
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Yep.
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♪ Coffee or tea ♪
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What do you think of, um...
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♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪
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♪ Stay for a while ♪
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- Enchanté.
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
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- I really love the new lyrics.
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
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(PLAYING PIANO CHORD)
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JACOB: I actually wanna
talk to you about something.
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I want you to be the lead
of House of Good Women.
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LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob.
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It's my dream.
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(JACOB CHUCKLES)
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LAURA: It's everything
I've ever wanted.
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JACOB: I know.
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That's why
I'm offering it to you.
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- (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE)
- (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA SNIFFLES)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FLOOR CREAKS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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Hello?
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(MUSIC FADES)
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(TRAFFIC WHOOSHING)
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- MAZIE: Laura?
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(LAURA GASPS)
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MAZIE: Hello?
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(KEYS JANGLING)
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MAZIE: What did
you do last night?
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- Uh, I read...
- MAZIE: Hmm.
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...made soup.
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Worked on the music
for House of Good Women...
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- (MAZIE GASPS)
- ...for a little bit.
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- Oh, my God.
- My voice is...
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I forgot to tell you.
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Little Yale drama bitch,
Taylor Gregory, would not
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stop talking about going in
for Jacob last week.
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I almost taped her mouth shut.
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- Wait. What do you mean?
- It's like...
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The show isn't even that good.
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Finishing School for Girls,
written by a dude...
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- Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie.
- ...I'm literally asleep.
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- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, what? What?
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What do you mean
going in for Jacob?
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Are the auditions out?
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Yeah. Didn't you get one?
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- No.
- Why are you practicing then?
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Because I like to keep
my vocal cords warm.
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- Aw, shit, Laura.
- Wait. Did you get one?
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Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson
is casting it,
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and I don't fuck with her.
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Oh, my God, I can't.
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I mean, I... I thought that
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at the very least
he'd still...
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Do... Do you think Jacob
still wants me in the show?
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I mean...
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You did just have surgery
a few weeks ago.
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Maybe...
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Maybe he thinks
you can't perform right now.
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And...
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Maybe you can't.
I mean... (SIGHS)
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You still kind of
have cancer, right?
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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I guess, I...
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We're here.
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I love you.
Give me a big, fat hug.
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Oh, you're not...
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- You're not coming with me?
- Mmm-mmm.
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I can't. I gotta go to karate.
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I love you so much.
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- I love you.
- Call me after.
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Aren't you used
to this by now?
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (RAIN PATTERING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA EXHALES)
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(PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SOBS)
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(LINE RINGING)
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No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS)
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- (PHONE CLATTERS)
- (WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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- (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
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(LOW GRUMBLING)
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- (INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
- (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY)
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Hello?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
255
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,701
- (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
- (LOW GRUMBLING)
256
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,718
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES)
257
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,623
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
258
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,358
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
259
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,796
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
260
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,766
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
261
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,577
- (MOUSE SQUEAKS)
- (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS)
262
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,447
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
263
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,749
(SIGHS)
264
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,085
Oh, thank God.
265
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,087
- (EXHALES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
266
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,757
(LOW GRUMBLING)
267
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127
(INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING)
268
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,773
(MONSTER GROWLS)
269
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:30,978
What's up?
270
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,746
(LAURA SCREAMS)
271
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,449
(PANTING)
272
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,887
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
273
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,855
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD)
274
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,861
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
275
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,567
MONSTER: Hey, stranger.
276
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,137
(CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure
what kind of tea you drank.
277
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,805
Hope green's all right.
278
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,543
(LAURA SCREAMS)
279
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,512
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
280
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,815
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
281
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,154
- You done?
- LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah!
282
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,989
Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES)
283
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,724
It's too bad you conked out.
284
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,793
I have this pretty neat
monster routine I do now.
285
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,995
I think you'd find it to be,
286
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,464
um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very,
287
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,899
well, scary.
288
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,634
(CHUCKLES)
You don't remember me?
289
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:28,868
At all?
290
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906
1994? Tropical Storm Beryl?
291
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,475
Your mom was out late.
Shocker.
292
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,344
You freaked out
and saw me under the bed.
293
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,247
- No?
- What? What is happening?
294
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,314
Okay? A little offensive.
295
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,749
What about '01?
296
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,151
You got in trouble?
Opened the closet.
297
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,418
We bumped into each other.
298
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853
Right? My beard was
a little patchier
299
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,155
in my tween years.
300
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024
Nothing?
301
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,994
Okay. Oh!
302
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,828
That, uh,
that musical theater kid.
303
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,829
What was his name again?
304
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,601
- Benji?-Benji!
305
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,503
Should've eaten
that little motherfucker.
306
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,473
You're a real temptress,
307
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,540
- you know that?
- (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR)
308
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,242
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (BENJI SCREAMING)
309
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,280
(YOUNG LAURA GASPS)
310
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,381
MONSTER: But I was young.
311
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,648
Can't be too hard on myself.
312
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,850
LAURA: This can't be real.
This isn't real.
313
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,887
Are you gonna hurt me?
314
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,023
(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know.
Do you want me to hurt you?
315
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,024
(SOFTLY) No.
316
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,130
Then, what do you want?
317
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,898
So. (CHUCKLES)
318
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,233
I'm not really
a roommates guy.
319
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,702
Uh, after you moved out,
320
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,404
and your mom started
travelling,
321
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,072
doing all that spa shit.
322
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:43,410
I kinda, actually, realized
I prefer living alone.
323
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,179
But then, tonight,
you saw me, I saw you,
324
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,514
and then you were
on the floor,
325
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716
and I can't just leave you
lying there like that.
326
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,251
I mean, I'm a monster,
but I'm not...
327
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,987
a monster, you know.
328
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,855
Anyway, I thought
about our situation,
329
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,424
and here's what I think
we should do.
330
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,492
Do you mind?
331
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,528
I think we both
take the night.
332
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,496
(CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup.
333
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,898
Then tomorrow, you get up,
you have your coffee,
334
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,001
you, uh, you pack
your shit up,
335
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,469
- and get out!
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
336
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,571
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
337
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,409
But I... I can't leave,
this is my house.
338
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,411
Well, it's my house now.
339
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413
But I have nowhere else to go.
340
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,082
I wasn't asking.
341
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,452
(MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY,
EXHALES)
342
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,127
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
343
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,963
- All right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
344
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,067
It's just that
I'm talking to a monster.
345
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,135
And... And...
And you're scary.
346
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,437
You're really freaking me out
right now.
347
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,573
- No, stop! Please stop.
- And I'm sad.
348
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,609
- I'm really, really sad.
- (MONSTER SCOFFS)
349
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,311
I just need you out
of the fucking house.
350
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,080
- LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES)
- I need you out of the house.
351
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,314
It's a... Fine!
352
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682
- Fine!
- (LAURA STOPS CRYING)
353
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,718
(MONSTER SIGHS)
354
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389
Okay, two weeks.
355
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,124
You got two weeks.
356
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,759
- Two weeks?
- Yeah.
357
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,395
After that, you're outta here.
You pack your bags,
358
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,629
you hit the fucking pavement.
359
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,664
And you know what else?
While you're here,
360
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,733
you follow my rules. Okay?
361
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,136
Number one,
don't get in my way.
362
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,106
Number two,
don't tell me what to do.
363
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,575
And number three,
if you tell anyone about me,
364
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,245
I'll rip your
fucking throat out.
365
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,914
(SIGHS)
366
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,551
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
367
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,604
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
368
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,206
(YELPS)
369
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,674
Yeah, you better run.
370
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,609
(LAURA GRUNTING)
371
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,078
- Still got it. Still got it!
- (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING)
372
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,081
**
373
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,983
♪ I won't be far behind ♪
374
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,452
(LAURA GASPS)
375
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,919
- (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
- Hey.
376
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,222
**
377
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,057
Hey!
378
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,127
**
379
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,130
♪ Hide and you're
probably found ♪
380
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,700
**
381
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,635
♪ It makes no difference
What you say ♪
382
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,537
♪ You can never get away ♪
383
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,873
♪ From me ♪
384
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,974
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
385
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,576
(WHIRRING STOPS)
386
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,946
(SWITCH CLICKING)
387
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,883
**
388
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,050
MONSTER: That's enough.
389
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,420
For the love of God.
390
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,054
Play a different song.
391
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,256
Play a different song!
392
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,359
I'm so annoyed!
393
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,261
I'm so annoyed right now.
(GRUNTING)
394
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,298
I had to do that.
395
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,600
Monster?
396
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,937
**
397
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,339
♪ You can never get away ♪
398
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,040
What'd I say?
399
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,342
(MONSTER GRUNTS)
400
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,443
(THERMOSTAT CRACKS)
401
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,044
MAN 1: (OVER TV)
Yeah, I know.
402
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,247
I've been through this before.
403
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,449
She's everything
you've ever dreamed of.
404
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,017
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
405
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,485
(MONSTER SNIFFING)
406
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,425
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
407
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,792
- Hello.
- MONSTER: Hello.
408
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,661
MAN 2: All right.
409
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367
(MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY)
410
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,071
Can I help you?
411
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,574
MONSTER: No, I'm just
looking for something to read.
412
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,975
Is that a problem with you?
413
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212
No, it's not a problem
with me at all. It's just...
414
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,014
MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
415
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,583
WOMAN: You didn't write
very often.
416
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,717
Little books.
417
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,019
weren't very interesting
so I tore them up.
418
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,357
It's cute.
419
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,824
WOMAN: A lady doesn't
correspond...
420
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,625
Sesame chicken?
421
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,628
- Yeah.
- Shun Lee?
422
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,165
- Yeah.
- Cool. It's a good spot.
423
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,303
Oh, look, little dog.
(CHUCKLES)
424
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,937
Lots of little things.
425
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,138
- Are you hungry?
- MONSTER: No.
426
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,374
MAN 2: Well, you're right.
427
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,276
I already ate.
428
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,943
So you don't want
any sesame chicken?
429
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,112
If I wanted sesame chicken,
I'd eat some sesame chicken.
430
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,414
That's odd,
'cause you keep looking
431
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,615
at the sesame chicken.
432
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,650
I don't keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
433
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,185
You keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
434
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,291
- Let me just make you a plate.
- I don't want a plate.
435
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,992
- I ordered too much, anyway.
- Sure, give me the extra food.
436
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,360
- Let me just make you a plate.
- Dying to feed me...
437
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,761
- Take some chicken, and...
- ...your sesame chicken.
438
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,396
- let's stop talking about it.
- Just give it to me.
439
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,864
Just hand it to me! Mmm.
440
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,032
Mmm.
441
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934
MAN 2: From the very first
moment I saw you...
442
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,969
(MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY)
443
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,438
(GROWLS)
444
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,373
Ha!
445
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,676
Can you order some more?
446
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,679
(MAN 3 SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
447
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,680
MONSTER: Mmm.
448
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,719
The ratio of pork to dough
449
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,153
is a little off.
450
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,556
But I like the taste, generally.
451
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,391
- You're dripping on yourself.
- MONSTER: Oh.
452
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,528
Look at that. Oops!
453
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,364
Oh, what? Wait.
454
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333
- (MAN ON TV GRUNTING)
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
455
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,701
This supposed
to be a documentary?
456
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,537
Well, clearly not.
He's doing it all wrong.
457
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,339
Strike down, not across.
458
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,907
You're flailing, man.
459
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,243
- (CHANNEL CHANGES)
- Hey, I was watching that.
460
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,747
Oh, my God!
Best movie ever made.
461
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,216
The music it... (SIGHS)
always makes me wanna cry.
462
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,153
- No.
- Give it to me.
463
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,220
- Give me that.
- No!
464
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,722
(GRUNTS) Give me the remote.
465
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,860
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MAN GROANING)
466
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,528
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
467
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,764
LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed.
468
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,031
MONSTER: Oh, come on.
469
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,400
Just gonna
give up that easily.
470
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,068
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
- Fine!
471
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,470
(REMOTE CLICKS)
472
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,237
(MONSTER SIGHS)
473
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,746
They didn't have to go
to all this trouble.
474
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,214
A small wedding would
have been all right.
475
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,282
(LAURA SOBS)
476
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,688
(SIGHS) They really don't make
movies like this anymore.
477
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,557
(SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES)
478
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,258
Every time, it makes me cry.
479
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,194
(MONSTER SNIFFLES)
480
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,462
(SOBS)
481
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,200
(SNIFFLES)
482
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,271
Yeah, I liked it.
483
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,411
- Are you crying?
- No. I'm not crying.
484
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,878
- You're crying.
- I know I'm crying.
485
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,380
I mean, I'm obviously
not crying. (VOICE BREAKS)
486
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,616
Are you fucking blind?
487
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,719
My eyes are dry
and you're crying.
488
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,788
(SOBS) The movie was
just fine, okay?
489
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,925
(CHUCKLES) You love musicals.
490
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,627
- No, I don't. Stop.
- (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do.
491
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,430
- This is some bullshit!
- (LAUGHING)
492
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,465
(SOBS) I don't wanna
feel this way.
493
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,967
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
494
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,301
(LAURA HUMMING)
495
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,805
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
496
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,615
- (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS)
- (GASPS) Shit.
497
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,683
- Hello.
- (LAURA SIGHS)
498
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,418
Don't sneak up
on me like that.
499
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,486
Come on, you're fine.
500
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:08,888
You going somewhere?
501
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,624
No.
502
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,660
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- (OBJECT CLATTERING)
503
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,662
What are you reading?
504
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,599
A script.
505
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,469
Cool, who... who wrote it?
506
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,271
This guy... friend... I know.
507
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:30,209
Oh, a guy named
Jacob Sullivan.
508
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,611
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Very interesting.
509
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,882
Actually, yes,
it is interesting
510
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,819
because I am contemplating,
511
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,223
maybe, showing up
to the auditions today.
512
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,358
- MONSTER: Oh!
- Maybe.
513
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,394
Is this the show
you were telling me about?
514
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,862
The one you developed
with him?
515
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,230
Yes. No!
516
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,999
I did not develop it with him.
517
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,068
I was just very helpful
in the development process.
518
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,805
Yeah, those two sentences mean
the exact same thing.
519
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,641
It'd probably be weird
for me to just show up, right?
520
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,876
I mean, what would
I say to him?
521
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,646
Like, "Oh, give me the role
because you feel bad for me?"
522
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,915
You could.
523
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,817
Or I could threaten to eat him
if that would help.
524
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,251
I mean, I could eat him.
It would literally take me,
525
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,352
- like, two seconds.
- (LAURA MUMBLES)
526
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,587
He broke up with me.
527
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,688
I mean, why would he...
why would he want me
528
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,490
in the show
if he broke up with me.
529
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,492
Uh, because you're good.
530
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,561
Because it's
your fucking part.
531
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,863
(SIGHS) I don't even have
an appointment.
532
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,698
- They're not gonna let me in.
- Okay.
533
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,833
And I can't do
a musical right now.
534
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,334
Look at me.
535
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,335
I just had surgery.
536
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:32,204
- So?-So?
537
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,073
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.
538
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,675
- Look!
- Uh, from this angle
539
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,677
I can see your back
and your face simultaneously.
540
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,411
That's how much
I'm looking at you.
541
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,547
- I'm a mess!
- No, you're not.
542
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,582
- I'm a disaster.
- Ugh!
543
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,285
(SIGHS) Okay. Don't go.
544
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,554
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
545
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,089
Hi, I am here
for the audition.
546
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,357
Yes, so is everyone.
547
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,992
Right. (SIGHS)
548
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,762
Bye, diva. What part
are you reading for?
549
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,864
- Uh, Laurie Francis.
- SCOTTY: Okay.
550
00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,567
Uh, I actually don't
have an appointment.
551
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,702
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
552
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,637
(GRUNTS) Um,
you cannot audition
553
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,605
- without an appointment.
- I... I know.
554
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,740
I... I just thought
maybe you could.
555
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:08,741
(CLICKS TONGUE) I know,
I'm sorry you thought that,
556
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,610
but I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.
557
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:12,979
Okay.
558
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,915
Okay, thank you.
559
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:16,783
Wait.
560
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,451
Why do you look
so familiar to me?
561
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,389
Well, I...
I actually played Laurie
562
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,091
in a few of the workshops
563
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,426
- in the out-of-town tryouts.
- Oh, my God, right, yes.
564
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:28,260
Yes. Oh, my God.
I remember now.
565
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,630
You were so good.
566
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,497
- Why didn't they...
- Thank you.
567
00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,065
...just offer it to you.
568
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,767
Aren't you and Jacob,
like, dating?
569
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:38,504
Oh, well, that...
It was, um...
570
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,139
- SCOTTY: Ooh!
- Actually, we're...
571
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,341
- It's a little bit...
- You guys broke up. Got it.
572
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,776
Say no more, okay.
573
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,578
Um, here's what
we're gonna do.
574
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,579
We're gonna squeeze you in.
575
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,280
Don't tell anyone.
576
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,116
Just, um, take a seat
577
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,251
and we'll call your name
in a little bit, okay?
578
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,485
Thank you so much.
579
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,521
- That's so nice.
- This business is hell.
580
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,656
- (CHUCKLES)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
581
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:58,758
Oh, my!
582
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,126
That's Jackie Dennon.
583
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,694
- I love her. (CHUCKLES)
- (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
584
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,032
Oh, my God!
She's like... (SHRIEKS)
585
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,466
Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS)
586
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,201
Oh, my God.
587
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,770
Jackie, hey.
588
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,606
ELLYN: Oh, Scotty.
You can cross Sarah Mann
589
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,541
and Ari Grace off the list.
590
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,514
Oh, is that
a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see?
591
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,684
(ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING)
592
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,786
- (ELLYN LAUGHING)
- JACKIE: Hi! Mmm.
593
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,187
ELLYN: Oh, my goodness!
I keep forgetting
594
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,056
- how gorgeous you are.
- Wait, look at you.
595
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,557
- Oh, thank you.
- What are you doing?
596
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:32,659
Can I have the number
of the doctor?
597
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,126
- Oh, stop!
- (SCOTTY LAUGHING)
598
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,028
- (JACKIE MUMBLES)
- I'm so glad you're here.
599
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,064
- JACKIE: Yeah, yeah.
- Scotty, who do I have next?
600
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,532
Uh... Uh, you have,
uh, Laura Franco.
601
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,369
Okay, Laura, follow me.
602
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:44,303
This one won't take long.
603
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,371
Okay, yeah. No rush.
604
00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,605
- Bye.-Bye.
605
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,908
Uh, come on, Lisa.
606
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,576
MAN: (LAUGHING)
Are you kidding me?
607
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:51,678
I think about that
all the time.
608
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,613
ELLYN: We have
Laura Franco stepping in.
609
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,153
Oh, shit.
610
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,724
- Hi.
- JACOB: Laura.
611
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,895
Wh... What are you doing here?
612
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,797
Oh, I was... I was
in the neighborhood.
613
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,666
I thought I'd pop in.
614
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,334
What a surprise.
615
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:19,271
I'm... happy... to see you.
616
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,439
Uh, you two know each other?
617
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,440
- Yeah.
- JACOB: No.
618
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,709
Yes.
619
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,843
- ELLYN: Oh.
- I'm kidding.
620
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,178
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- That's funny.
621
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,379
Yes. Okay. Great.
622
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,614
- Yeah.
- ELLYN: Um, okay.
623
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,716
- Okay.
- Well, we have,
624
00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,583
uh, Jacob Sullivan,
625
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,419
our celebrated director
and writer here,
626
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,855
who you apparently
already know.
627
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,924
And a few members
of our creative team.
628
00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,358
Okay?
629
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,727
Nice to see you... Meet you.
630
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,794
Yeah. Okay.
Whenever you're ready.
631
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,195
- LAURA: Okay.
- Thanks.
632
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,530
(EXHALES)
633
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,634
(PLAYING PIANO)
634
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,203
(CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS)
635
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,205
Oh, that's, uh, that's it?
Just two bars?
636
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,074
Okay. Got it. Sorry.
637
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:55,975
Let's do it, yeah.
638
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,277
(LAURA EXHALES)
639
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,379
(PIANO PLAYING)
640
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,647
(PAPER BAG RUSTLING)
641
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,850
(VOICE CRACKS) * Hi ♪
642
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
643
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,955
♪ You put up your feet ♪
644
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,657
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
645
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,293
♪ True, maybe that... ♪
646
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,929
Sorry, um...
647
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,998
Uh, can I... I can do
better than that.
648
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,666
- (SOFTLY) That looks good.
- LAURA: Can I...
649
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,001
- take it one more time?
- Mmm, yeah.
650
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,870
(INHALES) * Hi ♪
651
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,973
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
652
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,708
♪ You put up your feet ♪
653
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,745
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
654
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,647
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
655
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:36,749
♪ The right way ♪
656
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,985
♪ But please spend the night ♪
657
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:42,254
♪ Maybe we could find out ♪
658
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,655
(ELLYN SIGHS)
659
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,524
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
660
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,026
♪ This is it ♪
661
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,394
(COUGHS)
662
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,462
♪ Enchanté ♪
663
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,032
Sorry. Okay. One more time.
664
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,701
I promise.
Maestro, from the top.
665
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,704
- (EXHALES)
- (PIANO PLAYING)
666
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,607
I don't know what happened.
667
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,043
I... I...
I completely blacked out.
668
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,879
My voice closed up
and I was... I was doing
669
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,048
this, like, weird thing
with my hand.
670
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,350
And... And... Oh, my God!
671
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,519
Ugh! I probably looked
like I had no idea
672
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,721
- what I was doing.
- MONSTER: Oh, give me a break.
673
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,123
- You know what you're doing.
- No.
674
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,358
Clearly, I don't.
'Cause I just...
675
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,227
I just messed it all up.
676
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,762
I can't believe it. I failed.
677
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,133
I failed. And now...
678
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,568
And now my life is over.
679
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,938
It's... It's done.
680
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,641
But, whatever.
681
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,812
'Cause I'm probably not
really that talented anyway.
682
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,382
Hey, you know
who's super talented?
683
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,617
Like a really good actor?
684
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,419
(LAURA SIGHS)
685
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,520
Who?
686
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,989
Me!
687
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,192
- (CHUCKLES)
- LAURA: You're not an actor.
688
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,827
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
689
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,063
Yeah, I'll prove it to ya.
I'll... I'll do a sonnet.
690
00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,497
- What?
- Oh, no, no, no.
691
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,099
I wanna. Uh, I wanna do
something more modern,
692
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:03,202
like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill,
or Sam Shepard.
693
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,171
- Uh, I'm not in the mood.
- You're not in the mood
694
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,506
for one of the great
American playwrights? Okay.
695
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,375
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
696
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,609
I can sing, too.
697
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,511
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
698
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,180
- No, you can't.
- Five, six, seven...
699
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,783
(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)
700
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,922
**
701
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,959
♪ ♪
702
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,498
**
703
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,301
- (GLASS CRACKLING)
- Good?
704
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503
Not terrible.
705
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,308
Okay, here we go.
706
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,742
How about Comedy of Errors?
707
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,477
No, I don't do Shakespeare.
708
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,813
What? Willy's the best.
709
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,582
- Willy?
- That's what I call him.
710
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:54,153
Look, I... I'm just
not that kind of actor.
711
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,622
I mean, I love the plays.
I studied them,
712
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,057
but I just... I'm...
713
00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,160
I'm not classically trained
or whatever.
714
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,262
Well, you don't need
to be classically trained
715
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:05,064
to do this.
716
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,465
There's no subtext
in these plays.
717
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,100
It's all just right there
on the page.
718
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,668
- Mmm-hmm.
- You don't have to think.
719
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,070
You just...
720
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,638
feel your way
through the words.
721
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,273
LAURA: Really?
722
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,142
Okay, Laurence Olivier.
723
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,809
Show me how it's done.
724
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,845
I will.
Thank you for the floor.
725
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,114
Oh, I know
which one you should do.
726
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,515
MONSTER: All right.
(CLEARS THROAT) Whoo!
727
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:26,852
Here.
728
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,155
Okay, sure. Uh, give me some,
729
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,957
uh, give me some
context for that.
730
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,159
Okay, SparkNotes.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
731
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:35,761
Uh...
732
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:41,600
This is basically this guy
733
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,436
telling this girl
that he loves her,
734
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,373
but it's confusing.
735
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,375
There's too much stuff
in the way.
736
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,478
That's correct. That was
a test and you passed.
737
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,380
(SIGHS) Okay.
738
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,183
(MUMBLING)
739
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,954
- Yeah, great.
- Well, don't you need
740
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,290
- to look at it?
-"Sweet mistress,
741
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,525
"what your name is else,
I know not,
742
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,960
"nor by what wonder
743
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,461
-"you do hit of mine."
- (CHUCKLES) Why are you
744
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,730
- talking like that?
- Why are you laughing at me?
745
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,632
- I'm projecting.
- Okay.
746
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,968
You don't need to do that.
It's just you and me,
747
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,504
speak like a regular person.
748
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,072
- Oh, you know what I mean.
- (CHUCKLES) Wow!
749
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,373
You know what I mean.
750
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,541
Okay, okay. Great, fine.
751
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,476
Back to one.
All right. Ooh! I'm nervous.
752
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,545
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
753
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,650
"Sweet mistress,
754
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,153
"what your name is else,
I know not,
755
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:37,523
"Nor by what wonder
you do hit of mine,
756
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,525
"Less in your knowledge
and your grace you show not,
757
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,093
"Than our earth's wonder;
758
00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:46,432
"more than earth divine.
759
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:50,902
"Teach me, dear creature,
how to think and speak:
760
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,007
"Lay open
to my earthly-gross conceit;
761
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:59,511
"Smother'd in errors,
feeble, shallow, weak,
762
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:02,714
"The folded meaning
of your words' deceit."
763
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,950
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
764
00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:19,331
"Are you a god? would you
create me new?
765
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,802
"Transform me then,
and to your power I'll yield.
766
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:32,711
"Sing, siren, for thyself
and I will dote:
767
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,649
"Spread o'er the silver waves
thy golden hairs,
768
00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:42,788
"And as a bed I'll take thee
and there lie;
769
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,793
"And, in that
glorious supposition think
770
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,663
"He gains by death that
hath such means to die:
771
00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:58,470
"Let Love, being light,
772
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,574
"be drowned if she sink!"
773
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,649
(READING GLASSES THUD)
774
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,919
That was good.
775
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,854
Thanks.
776
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,461
Ah. (GRUNTS)
777
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,430
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
778
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,599
Shit, it's Jacob.
779
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,667
Tell him to go fuck himself,
we're acting.
780
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,169
What? No. I should.
781
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,437
Well, tell him
he's a limp dick,
782
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,971
- fuck face.
- Monster.
783
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,640
- I should take this.
- Come on. No, no, no.
784
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,275
Tell him his play
is problematic
785
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,344
and riddled with clichés. Hey!
786
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,480
- Jacob? Hi!
- JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi.
787
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,782
- Hi! Oh, shit.
- JACOB: Busy?
788
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,717
- Hi! (CHUCKLES)
- JACOB: Hi.
789
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,219
- Hi. (LAUGHS)
- JACOB: I...
790
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:51,457
I wanted to call
to check in about today.
791
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:54,025
- That's... That's nice of you.
- JACOB: But, um...
792
00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:56,027
(CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
793
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:58,364
I know you really wanted
to play Laurie Francis
794
00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:01,032
I really wanted you
to play her too.
795
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:04,136
- I mean, I wrote it...
- I didn't get it, did I?
796
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,472
I'm sorry.
797
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:08,874
LAURA: Don't be.
798
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,179
Um...
799
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,148
So, um, so, who got the role?
800
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,516
JACOB: Do you know who...
801
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,551
Jackie Dennon...
802
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,021
- is? -Yeah.
803
00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,323
Yeah, I know who she is.
804
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,625
She's... She's good.
805
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,660
JACOB: Yeah, she is.
806
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,397
Uh, and she didn't audition,
807
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,600
but Mazie's making
a name for herself these days.
808
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,003
So, I... Uh, we,
the team offered her,
809
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,471
uh, one of
the supporting roles.
810
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:40,972
Oh.
811
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,575
Well, uh...
812
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,078
I was thinking,
813
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,716
uh, you know, you could
understudy Jackie,
814
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,319
since you know
the role so well.
815
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,054
- Oh.
- I should add that
816
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,457
the understudy would also be
a part of the ensemble.
817
00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,558
Um...
818
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,459
I know that's probably not
819
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,727
something you're
interested in.
820
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:02,594
- But...
- I'll do it.
821
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,596
Yep.
822
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:10,469
I'm... I'm so happy
to hear that.
823
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,504
Uh...
824
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,109
I actually have to go.
825
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,078
- Have a good one.
- Yeah.
826
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,247
- JACOB: I'll see you soon.
- (HESITATES)
827
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,048
- Yeah, see you soon.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
828
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,883
- Bye, bye.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
829
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,090
MONSTER: "To bait fish withal:
830
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:37,496
"if it will feed nothing else
it will feed my revenge."
831
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,065
(CELL PHONE CLATTERS
ON COUNTER)
832
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,169
(LAURA EXHALES)
833
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,071
Hello?
834
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,242
Mmm. What are you doing?
835
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,511
Nothing.
836
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,615
That pie is old.
837
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,049
Still tastes
pretty good to me.
838
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,319
How'd the call go?
839
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,455
What did old dumb-dumb
have to say?
840
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,656
- (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER)
- (MONSTER SNIFFS)
841
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,627
He gave the part
to Jackie Dennon.
842
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,028
Oh, fuck. She's good.
843
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,598
- Just doesn't make any sense.
- I watched that show.
844
00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,600
Did you see
the finale last year?
845
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,568
When she...
846
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,204
I get emotional
just thinking about it.
847
00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:20,439
He hates famous people.
848
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,274
Yeah, she's
also very talented.
849
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,842
LAURA: Oh, my God!
850
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,010
- Oh!
- MONSTER: Are you okay?
851
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,445
I just... I feel...
852
00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,681
Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS)
853
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,851
- MONSTER: What... you feel...
- Uh.
854
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,353
I don't... I... I don't know.
855
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,554
This doesn't feel good.
856
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,555
Yeah, you look
a little sweaty, too.
857
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:37,856
- Are you gonna throw up?
- Ah, yeah.
858
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,625
- MONSTER: Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel that.
859
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,093
- MONSTER: Okay.
- So stupid.
860
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,163
- What are you doing?
- (MONSTER INHALES)
861
00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:46,732
- LAURA: No, no, no!
- (SHATTERING)
862
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,134
- Those are my mother's.
- Even better.
863
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,036
Monster, don't!
864
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,538
(SHATTERING)
865
00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,139
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
866
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,241
- What is wrong with you?
- Your turn.
867
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,444
Laura, try one.
868
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,213
Trust me. You'll feel better.
869
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,715
Stop holding it in.
870
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,717
Do it.
871
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,720
Come on! Come on!
872
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,224
Yeah! How'd that feel?
873
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,826
- Actually felt good.
- Feels pretty good, huh?
874
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,227
- LAURA: Yeah.
- Here do another one.
875
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,829
Give me another one. Okay.
876
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,732
MONSTER: Oh, yeah!
877
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,269
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Oh, my God!
878
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,571
MONSTER:
Look at you being bad.
879
00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:26,738
(GROWLS)
880
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,007
- You're in trouble.
- Whoa! Shit.
881
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,275
Oh, it's on now.
882
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,711
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS)
883
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,746
No, no, no. This is my side.
884
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,747
Take the other side.
885
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,349
(GASPS)
886
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:41,119
(MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
887
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,888
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
888
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,756
- (LAURA LAUGHING)
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
889
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,760
- (BOTH SIGHING)
- You're a mess.
890
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,762
You're a mess.
891
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,534
Two weeks have gone by fast.
892
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,638
Really? Been two weeks?
893
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,773
Yep.
894
00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:07,212
I guess, uh, that's my time.
895
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,783
I should... get out.
896
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,620
- Pack my shit.
- Yeah, yeah.
897
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,887
- I remember it all.
- Hit the pavement.
898
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:16,988
I remember
those things that I said.
899
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,391
Thank you for reminding me.
900
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,527
Uh-huh. So...
901
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,464
- I better get on that.
- Yep.
902
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,335
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
903
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:31,903
Stay.
904
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,577
I mean, only,
only if you want to.
905
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,349
Okay.
906
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,024
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
907
00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,560
(MAN GRUNTING)
908
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,829
(WOMAN COUGHS)
909
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,009
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
910
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,479
I'm sorry. I just...
Is anybody sitting here?
911
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:14,713
Yeah. No! No!
912
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,981
- I mean, no! Uh...
- Yes?
913
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,550
- That's you. You are.
- Oh, okay. Great.
914
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,785
That's who's sitting there.
915
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,153
- Hi, I'm Jackie.
- I'm Laurie.
916
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,154
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.
917
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,957
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Uh, I'm... I'm Laura.
918
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,025
- Not Laurie. You're Laurie.
- JACKIE: Nice to meet you.
919
00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:28,560
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
920
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,695
I know who you are.
921
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:30,862
(SIGHS) Can I ask
you a question?
922
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,298
- Uh, yeah.
- Does my hair look insane?
923
00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:34,800
It's like so windy outside.
924
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,902
Um, yeah.
925
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,537
- JACKIE: It does?
- It looks insane.
926
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,238
- Oh, no. It does?
- Insanely good.
927
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,073
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
928
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,475
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
- JACKIE: That's funny.
929
00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:44,910
You look flawless.
930
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,877
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom,
931
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:46,745
fuckers!
932
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,647
- LAURA: Hey.
- Hi.
933
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,448
- I texted you.
- Sorry.
934
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,752
Look, it's famed director
Jacob Sullivan.
935
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,754
Gonna behave
yourself today, Mazie?
936
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:56,722
MAZIE: Are you?
937
00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,825
Hi, Laura.
938
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,260
- Hey.
- JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES)
939
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,729
DON: Don McBride.
940
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,564
Stage Manager.
I'll be managing...
941
00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,898
You know what
I'm managing.
942
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,900
- Reading starts in five...
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
943
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,569
Five, five!
944
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,406
"We cannot all succeed,
945
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,410
"when half of us
are held back."
946
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,582
Malala Yousafzai.
947
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,252
Thought I'd start
with a quote.
948
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,219
(PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT)
949
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:32,357
Hello and welcome to the
950
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,392
first rehearsal
of House of Good Women.
951
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,361
(ALL APPLAUDING)
952
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:45,370
This piece, as stated
in the title is, um,
953
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:50,275
a love letter to women.
954
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,810
It's an acknowledgement.
955
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,081
An acknowledgement
of the terrible burden
956
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,983
that society places on women.
957
00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,484
And a...
958
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,689
tribute to the strength,
959
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,625
and the courage
960
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:13,799
that women use
to overcome that oppression.
961
00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:16,602
But, uh, before we get started
on the read-through,
962
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:20,005
I want to introduce
our leading lady.
963
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:26,812
The incandescent,
the brilliant Jackie Dennon,
964
00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:28,847
- as Laurie Francis.
- (ALL APPLAUDING)
965
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:31,149
Thank you, Jackie,
for being here.
966
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,918
(CAST CHEERING)
967
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,772
- All right.
- (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING)
968
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,173
**
969
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,574
(INAUDIBLE)
970
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,010
♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪
971
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,514
♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪
972
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,250
♪ Here is the one to choose ♪
973
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,418
**
974
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,655
♪ I can give you... ♪
975
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,957
You haven't followed
our rules, Laurie.
976
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,558
I know, Headmaster.
977
00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,293
WILL: There are certain...
978
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,128
ways to behave.
979
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,030
**
980
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,468
♪ That you can think of ♪
981
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,304
♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪
982
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,038
♪ He's Doctor Love ♪
983
00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,876
JACOB: Wonderful.
Thank you all so much.
984
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,344
Don't forget to send
your, uh, conflict dates
985
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,313
to Don.
986
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,048
Oh, and more importantly,
987
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,850
the theater is having
a Halloween party here
988
00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,753
on Saturday,
and we're all invited.
989
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,355
ACTOR 1: Oh, yay!
WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding.
990
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,524
Hey, uh,
I'll meet you outside.
991
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,860
I can bring, like,
10, 20 people.
992
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,528
What?
993
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,730
WILL: Hey, it's
a masterpiece, bro.
994
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,867
- Hey.-Hey.
995
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,936
- Uh, your first table read.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
996
00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,371
- How do you feel?
- Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal.
997
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,040
You're doing great, already.
998
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,342
- Not that I need to tell you.
- Oh, thank you.
999
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,678
- Um...
- Um, hey, I was...
1000
00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,513
I was hoping we'd find
a chance to...
1001
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:09,580
JACKIE: Hey, Jacob.
1002
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,782
- Oh, sorry.
- No, no, no.
1003
00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,250
- I didn't mean to interrupt.
- You're okay.
1004
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,618
Just wondering if I could
snag you for a quick second.
1005
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,520
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
1006
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,621
- Being snagged.
- LAURA: Yeah, yeah.
1007
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,123
Uh, but maybe we can talk
on Saturday?
1008
00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:19,257
You gonna go?
1009
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,793
Maybe we'll be there,
maybe we won't.
1010
00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,862
Hey, Don, we're gonna steal
some costumes.
1011
00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,463
- Not allowed.
- MAZIE: Yes, we are.
1012
00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:27,032
- (HANGERS CLATTERING)
- Wait,
1013
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:29,400
what were you last year
for Halloween again?
1014
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,702
LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt.
1015
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,871
Oof! And the year before that?
1016
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:35,106
LAURA: Abraham Lincoln.
MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura.
1017
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,910
(GASPS) Ooh, I think
you should bring a date.
1018
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,979
LAURA: No, I don't think
I'm ready for that.
1019
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,981
MAZIE: Yeah, well,
I'm bringing one.
1020
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,383
He's this weird guy that
I met at karate last week.
1021
00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:48,653
He's, kind of, like, stressed,
but I like it.
1022
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,559
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. No.
1023
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:55,794
What?
1024
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,995
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1025
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,267
(LAURA SIGHS)
1026
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,668
No solicitations please.
1027
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,670
Ha, ha, very funny.
1028
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,008
What's happening?
1029
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,010
Um...
1030
00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,814
You got any plans tonight?
1031
00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:17,682
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Wouldn't you like to know?
1032
00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:20,786
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, I have no plans.
1033
00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,020
- What's up?
- Well...
1034
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,790
There's this Halloween party
at the theatre.
1035
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,858
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- And I was thinking...
1036
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,329
Since you're already dressed
for the occasion,
1037
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,998
that maybe you'd like
to come with me.
1038
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,133
Are you asking me
out on a date?
1039
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:35,867
No.
1040
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,203
No.
1041
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,172
Well, I'm not gonna
leave the house.
1042
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,308
Why not?
1043
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,011
Because I'm a monster,
for one thing, and also,
1044
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:47,879
I don't wanna hang out
with your ex-boyfriend
1045
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,647
and a bunch
of musical theatre dorks.
1046
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,648
Well, I'm
a musical theatre dork.
1047
00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:52,483
Why don't you just stay here?
1048
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:53,952
- (SIGHS)
- It'll be fun.
1049
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,186
We can fuck around
with trick-o-treaters
1050
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,187
all night.
1051
00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,123
Well, our whole cast is
going so...
1052
00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,959
- Oh, well, in that case.
- Please.
1053
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,627
Limp dick, fuck face
has enough friends.
1054
00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,963
- Stop calling him that.
- What are you gonna do?
1055
00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:05,897
Kiss his ass all night
and then come home
1056
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,465
and throw a pity party
for yourself?
1057
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,734
I'm not gonna come home
and throw myself a pity party.
1058
00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:10,735
Yeah, right.
1059
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,404
- Please.
- I said no.
1060
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,307
- Fine!-Fine.
1061
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,275
- Fine.-Fine!
1062
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,777
- I'll go alone.
- Yeah, you do that.
1063
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,581
Well, you can...
Can you get out of my room?
1064
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:24,749
'Cause I need to change.
1065
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,920
I was gonna
make a salad anyway.
1066
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,437
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
1067
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,492
Hi.
1068
00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,327
Hi.
1069
00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,299
You look, um...
1070
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,468
What?
1071
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:18,803
- Is it too much?
- No.
1072
00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:22,107
You look nice.
1073
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:27,946
Thank you.
1074
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,851
- Um, you know you could...
- MONSTER: Hmm?
1075
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,022
- ...still.
- MONSTER: I should probably...
1076
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,759
- Probably just...
- Yeah, right.
1077
00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:44,996
Uh, well, have a good night.
1078
00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:54,205
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
1079
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:58,543
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1080
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,187
DON: Laura.
1081
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,257
Merry Christmas!
1082
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,592
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- DON: That's just a joke.
1083
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,261
Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES)
1084
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,830
- It's Don.
- Yeah, I know.
1085
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:22,000
You look great, Don.
1086
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,501
I really... I really like
your costume.
1087
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:25,103
- Really?-Yeah.
1088
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,437
- Yeah?-Uh...
1089
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,207
Yeah.
1090
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,309
Good costume to you, too.
1091
00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,777
She doesn't wanna
talk to you, Don.
1092
00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,913
Excuse me.
1093
00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:44,889
Laura.
1094
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,858
Wow.
1095
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,528
Wow, to you too, my liege.
1096
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,730
You look great.
1097
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,067
- Hi!-Jackie.
1098
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,970
Wow, your costume is lit.
1099
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,239
(ALL LAUGHING)
1100
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,174
You look so beautiful.
1101
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,809
- You really do.
- LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you.
1102
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,480
- So do you.
- Oh, thanks.
1103
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,949
Equally, equally as beautiful.
1104
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,587
Um... Should we...
1105
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,922
Do you guys want a drink?
I'll get us drinks.
1106
00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:19,024
- You get a beer.
- (JACOB CHUCKLES)
1107
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,091
You get a beer.
I'll be right back.
1108
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,827
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1109
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:25,763
Well, you two seem like
you're friends now.
1110
00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,598
- That's great.
- Yeah, we actually,
1111
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,501
we grabbed a bite
before, uh, before the party.
1112
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,703
A bite?
Oh, fun.
1113
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,074
Yeah, yeah. I... I like her.
1114
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,845
Um, I did... I did wanna say
1115
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:42,947
- to you...
- JACKIE: Okay, guys.
1116
00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,083
- Two beers for new pals.
- Oh, awesome.
1117
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,584
- Cheers.
- JACKIE: Happy Halloween.
1118
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,419
JACOB: Happy Halloween.
LAURA: Happy, happy, happy.
1119
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,055
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1120
00:49:50,055 --> 00:49:51,856
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING)
1121
00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:53,158
**
1122
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,592
CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪
1123
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,161
MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪
1124
00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,962
CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪
1125
00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,264
MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪
1126
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:01,332
♪ I'm gonna cast
A spell on you ♪
1127
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:04,469
♪ Well, who am I? ♪
1128
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,472
CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: * Well, who am I? ♪
1129
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:08,939
CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: * Yes, who am I? ♪
1130
00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,876
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1131
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,711
**
1132
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,550
♪ And turn it
To a head of you ♪
1133
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,987
♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪
1134
00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,656
(MUFFLED) * Then you'll know
What I'm gonna do ♪
1135
00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:29,860
(ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
1136
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,445
(JACKIE LAUGHING)
1137
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,414
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1138
00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,876
- You came.
- I did.
1139
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,214
What are you?
1140
00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,250
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm a business monster.
1141
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,086
Are you having fun?
1142
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,023
I'm having
a terrible time, actually.
1143
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,194
Hmm. That's too bad.
1144
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,599
Should we take it out
on the dance floor?
1145
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,741
(YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1146
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:04,722
**
1147
00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:08,426
♪ Every day
There's something new ♪
1148
00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:12,230
CHORUS: * Ooh, ooh
Ooh, baby ♪
1149
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,500
MAN: * Honey
To keep me loving you ♪
1150
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:19,437
**
1151
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,573
♪ And with every
Passing minute ♪
1152
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:30,648
♪ Oh, baby
So much joy wrapped up in it ♪
1153
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,350
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1154
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:37,522
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1155
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:39,624
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1156
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:44,529
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1157
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,832
**
1158
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:53,538
WOMAN: * And now,
I've got a song to sing ♪
1159
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:59,610
♪ Telling the world
About the joy you bring ♪
1160
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:06,817
♪ And you gave me
A reason for living ♪
1161
00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:08,953
♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪
1162
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,358
**
1163
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,125
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1164
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:20,465
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1165
00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:21,999
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1166
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,838
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1167
00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,840
WOMAN:
♪ Oh ♪
1168
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,643
MAN: * To find
A love like yours ♪
1169
00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:35,913
♪ Is rare these days ♪
1170
00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,049
♪ 'Cause you've shown me
What happiness is ♪
1171
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,585
♪ In so many ways ♪
1172
00:53:40,585 --> 00:53:43,254
♪
1173
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:50,295
♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪
1174
00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:54,832
♪ Where tears used to be ♪
1175
00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,534
MAN: * What you've
Given me... ♪
1176
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:57,668
Should we get out of here?
1177
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,105
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1178
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,378
Yeah, uh...
1179
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,779
I'm just... I'm gonna
use the bathroom.
1180
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,180
I'll be right back.
1181
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,318
(SONG ENDS)
1182
00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,353
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
1183
00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:39,777
(JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY)
1184
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,421
- Fuck, you're incredible.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES)
1185
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,423
(JACOB AND WOMAN
BREATHING HEAVILY)
1186
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,436
Stay here.
1187
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,474
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1188
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,312
(OBJECTS THUD)
1189
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,315
Hello?
1190
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,786
- (INDISTINCT CREAKING)
- JACOB: Is someone there?
1191
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,363
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1192
00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:35,533
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1193
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:40,405
- (TRAP DOOR CLANKS)
- (JACOB YELLS)
1194
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:43,073
(THUDS, YELLS)
1195
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,475
(SCREAMING)
1196
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,716
(SCREAMING FADES)
1197
00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,554
Of course. Of course,
he wants to be with her.
1198
00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,389
I knew it. Of course he does.
1199
00:55:58,389 --> 00:55:59,957
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Do you think he saw us?
1200
00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,326
Do you think he saw me?
Do you think he saw us?
1201
00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:03,794
Who cares if he saw us?
1202
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:07,732
I feel bad.
1203
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,134
(SIGHS) I feel so bad.
1204
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,836
- I feel really bad.
- MONSTER: Stop feeling bad.
1205
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,439
Why? Why did you have
to hurt him like that?
1206
00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:15,573
Because he hurt you!
1207
00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,277
But, I... But I'm fine.
1208
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:23,247
I'm okay. It's okay.
I'm not an idiot.
1209
00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:25,182
She's famous.
1210
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:29,153
She's more talented than me.
She's more beautiful than me.
1211
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,522
We're not together anymore.
He doesn't owe me anything.
1212
00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,491
He doesn't owe me anything.
1213
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,793
- LAURA: It's okay.
- I disagree!
1214
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,962
I think it's
specifically not okay.
1215
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,296
That prick broke up
with you when you were
1216
00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:40,364
in the hospital,
1217
00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,168
- right after you had surgery.
- Well...
1218
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:45,703
He... He fucking
abandoned you.
1219
00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:48,606
And he doesn't
owe you anything?
1220
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,108
What... What the hell are you
actually talking about?
1221
00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:53,010
- Well, I'm talking about...
- And the musical?
1222
00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,645
What about the musical?
He wrote a role for you.
1223
00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:57,147
Yeah? He told you
it was yours.
1224
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,517
That he's gonna make
all your dreams come true.
1225
00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,519
Is that what he said?
And then a moment later,
1226
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,688
it got kind of tough, huh?
1227
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,357
And he took it
all away from you.
1228
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,529
You did what
you always do here, Laura.
1229
00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:14,398
You supported.
Yeah. Look at me.
1230
00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:15,600
You supported him,
1231
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,802
you listened,
1232
00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,303
did whatever he needed,
whenever he needed.
1233
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,571
And what he did?
1234
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,874
Huh? Taking it all
away from you,
1235
00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:26,511
just to avoid facing you?
That's not okay.
1236
00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:27,878
- But it is okay.
- That's not okay.
1237
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,315
- It has to be okay.
- It doesn't have to be okay.
1238
00:57:31,315 --> 00:57:32,817
- Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.
1239
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:33,718
It's not okay.
1240
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,658
Laura, it's not okay.
1241
00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,992
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1242
00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,227
It's not.
1243
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,497
It's just not.
1244
00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,605
It's not okay.
1245
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,575
- (SOFTLY) It's not okay?
- It's not okay.
1246
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:00,811
It's... (VOICE BREAKS)
1247
00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,814
(SOBS) It's not okay.
1248
00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:08,853
It's not okay.
1249
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,593
It's not okay. (CRIES)
1250
00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,298
- It's not okay.
- No.
1251
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:22,600
It's not okay. (CRYING)
1252
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,469
It's not okay!
1253
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,437
(YELLING) It's not okay.
1254
00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,273
It's not okay.
1255
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,441
(SCREAMS) It's not okay.
1256
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:33,611
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1257
00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,847
(IF I HAD YOU
BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING)
1258
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,519
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1259
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,493
**
1260
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,230
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1261
00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:54,999
(MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING)
1262
00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,838
**
1263
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,840
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1264
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,178
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1265
00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:09,279
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1266
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:12,149
(LAURA GROWLS)
1267
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,918
(MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY)
1268
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,987
(LAURA MOANING)
1269
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,491
(LAURA GRUNTING)
1270
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,162
(LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY)
1271
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,664
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1272
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,499
Wow. (SIGHS)
1273
00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,402
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1274
00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:35,773
Seriously, wow.
1275
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542
- That was awesome.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1276
00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:39,677
(WATER RUNNING)
1277
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,448
(WATER STOPS)
1278
00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:45,750
(LAURA CHUCKLES)
1279
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,322
(LAUGHING)
1280
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,558
(PIANO PLAYING)
1281
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,711
You got a lot
of tricks up your sleeve.
1282
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,146
(CHUCKLES) Well,
I got a lot of downtime.
1283
01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,052
- Do you know this one?
- (PLAYING PIANO)
1284
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,457
Yeah, I love this one.
1285
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,960
Will you sing it for me?
1286
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:33,898
- No.
- If you don't sing,
1287
01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:35,599
- I'm gonna sing.
- Okay.
1288
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:38,102
(SCOFFS) Okay.
1289
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:42,506
- Careful what you wish for.
- I can't wait.
1290
01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:47,678
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪
1291
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,414
That's good.
1292
01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:55,886
♪ I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhymes ♪
1293
01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:57,587
- It's a little off.
- No.
1294
01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:01,158
♪ I've acted out my life
in stages ♪
1295
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,128
♪ With ten thousand people
watching ♪
1296
01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:06,163
(LAUGHS) Come on.
1297
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,934
♪ But we're alone now
And I'm singing this song ♪
1298
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:12,036
- Thank you.
- ♪ For you ♪
1299
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,342
♪ I know your image of me
Is what I hoped to be ♪
1300
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:26,116
♪ I treated you unkindly
But darling, can't you see? ♪
1301
01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,284
All right.
1302
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:30,454
♪ There's no one
more important to me ♪
1303
01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,222
Okay.
1304
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:35,826
♪ Darling, can't you please
see through me? ♪
1305
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,494
♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪
1306
01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,664
♪ And I'm singing
this song for you ♪
1307
01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,066
Yeah, there it is.
1308
01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:47,304
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1309
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,908
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1310
01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,814
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1311
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,086
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1312
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:05,990
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1313
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:09,259
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1314
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,831
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1315
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,105
♪ I love you in a place ♪
1316
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:26,343
♪ Where there's no space
or time ♪
1317
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:31,015
♪ I love you for in my life
You are a friend of mine ♪
1318
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:36,720
♪ And when my life is over ♪
1319
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,124
♪ Remember
when we were together ♪
1320
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,927
♪ We were alone ♪
1321
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:46,296
♪ And I was singing
this song for you ♪
1322
01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:53,103
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1323
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,740
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1324
01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:02,612
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1325
01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,617
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1326
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,788
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1327
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,092
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1328
01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:19,830
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1329
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:20,664
MONSTER: What are you
doing tomorrow?
1330
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:25,569
Um, um, I'm getting
blood work done.
1331
01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:26,904
Um, hoping to get
some good news,
1332
01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,638
and then I have rehearsal,
1333
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:32,176
but then... Why?
1334
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,144
Do you wanna do something?
1335
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,848
- Yeah.
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
1336
01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:39,383
Um, let's say 8:00?
1337
01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:40,851
Yeah, 8:00 is good.
1338
01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,953
- I like 8:00.
- Me, too.
1339
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,923
Okay, I will...
1340
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,393
see you at 8:00.
1341
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,595
- Yeah, um...
- Okay.
1342
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:54,198
- Goodnight.-Goodnight.
1343
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:58,402
♪ We were alone
And I was singing this song ♪
1344
01:03:58,402 --> 01:03:59,803
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1345
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,674
♪ For you ♪
1346
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,312
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
1347
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,282
(BED SQUEAKING)
1348
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:20,991
NURSE: Arm.
1349
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,873
(CLICKS TONGUE)
You have difficult veins.
1350
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,010
I have a difficult nurse.
1351
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,711
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1352
01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:46,250
JACOB: What's that?
1353
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,484
Hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on.
1354
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,786
Guys, what's going on?
1355
01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,989
Opening night is in two weeks.
1356
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,523
Why aren't you in your places?
1357
01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,325
DON: Yeah, places.
1358
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,694
What I always say.
1359
01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,264
Oh, hey. Aren't you,
um, stage left for this part?
1360
01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,167
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
1361
01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:05,802
Oh, I just didn't
wanna run into you.
1362
01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:08,805
Sorry. Um, wait. Hi.
1363
01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,941
What... (CHUCKLES)
What's her deal?
1364
01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:12,009
I don't know.
1365
01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,613
Maybe it's because you flirt
with her boyfriend.
1366
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:18,448
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1367
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,284
- What?
- Laura and Jacob.
1368
01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,319
Yeah.
1369
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,988
They broke up
just a few months ago.
1370
01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:25,889
Oh, my God,
I literally had no idea.
1371
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:27,524
Yeah, and you should
probably also know
1372
01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:29,826
that Jacob wrote Laurie
1373
01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:31,228
(WHISPERS) for Laura.
1374
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:33,263
He wrote the... (GASPS)
1375
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,300
Why didn't
anybody tell me that?
1376
01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,202
Fuck.
1377
01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:40,137
WILL: You haven't been
following the rules, Laurie.
1378
01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:41,838
I know, Headmaster.
1379
01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,440
There's a certain way
we behave.
1380
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,077
I know, Headmaster.
1381
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,478
And do you know what we do
with girls like you?
1382
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,815
- Girls like me?
- WILL: Hmm.
1383
01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:54,818
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1384
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,420
JACOB: Okay.
1385
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,488
Black out, intermission, song.
1386
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:01,258
Let's, uh, let's run
through it as an exercise.
1387
01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:02,692
- Keep it going.
- JACKIE: Okay.
1388
01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,660
Uh...
1389
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:08,398
(SIGHS) What's wrong
with girls like me?
1390
01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,467
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1391
01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:14,671
When I met him,
1392
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,141
he didn't think there was
anything wrong at all.
1393
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,177
- I remember...
- (PIANO PLAYING)
1394
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:25,415
I remember the first moment
I met him.
1395
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,217
I remember I said...
1396
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:30,354
- I said to him...
- (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1397
01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:31,588
♪ Hi ♪
1398
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,790
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1399
01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:36,926
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1400
01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,165
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1401
01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,134
♪ I have Darjeeling,
And green ♪
1402
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:48,605
♪ I have a feeling
I've seen you before ♪
1403
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:51,041
♪ That bright eyes
And that... ♪
1404
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,609
Sorry.
1405
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:53,777
Fine, fine.
1406
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,645
♪ Smile ♪
1407
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:56,980
(PIANO STOPS)
1408
01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:58,448
- JACOB: Jackie, uh...
- Yes.
1409
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,087
This is a girl who's
just been sent away
1410
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,154
- from everything she knows.
- JACKIE: Mmm-hmm.
1411
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,891
She's recounting
1412
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:11,428
the genesis of a relationship
that nearly destroyed her.
1413
01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:12,562
She's about to break.
1414
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,763
I need you to start somewhere.
1415
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,632
Right now, it's like
happy birthday
1416
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,234
at my mom's house.
I'm not getting anything.
1417
01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,869
- Okay?-Yeah.
1418
01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,473
(JACOB EXHALES)
1419
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,676
(PAINO PLAYING)
1420
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,545
(JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1421
01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,885
(ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1422
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:37,754
♪ Hi ♪
1423
01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,989
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1424
01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:42,892
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1425
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,462
♪ Coffee or... ♪
1426
01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:46,596
- Okay, no, no, no.
- (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1427
01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:47,697
- Stop.-Sorry.
1428
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:48,932
JACOB: It's still not
working for me.
1429
01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:49,999
- Yeah.
- Like, I, kind of, feel like
1430
01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:51,668
I lost you
in the last 24 hours.
1431
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:53,270
I don't know where you're at.
1432
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,105
And I don't wanna
have to say the same things
1433
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,640
over and over again,
because if I do
1434
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,842
then I feel like my language
no longer has...
1435
01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,477
- Yeah, yeah.
- ...kind of any utility.
1436
01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,212
- You know what I mean?
- Jesus, lay off, Jacob.
1437
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,283
What was that, Laura?
1438
01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:08,051
You got something to say?
1439
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:10,554
No? While I have you,
you're too far forward.
1440
01:08:10,554 --> 01:08:13,022
I need you back.
Back, back, back, back.
1441
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,326
The scene isn't about you.
1442
01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:17,894
Funny, it used to be.
1443
01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,396
(ACTORS GASP)
1444
01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:21,731
Not a good time for that.
1445
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,233
Well, when would be
a good time for that,
1446
01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:24,368
Your Highness?
1447
01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,569
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe after rehearsal.
1448
01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,338
No, well, actually, no.
1449
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,174
That's... That's not gonna
work for me.
1450
01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,908
I wanna talk
about it right now.
1451
01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,310
(HUSHED WHISPERS)
1452
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,948
(WHISPERS) Laura,
you're embarrassing yourself.
1453
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:44,954
(SCOFFS)
1454
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,958
You're embarrassing yourself.
1455
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:51,661
You think you...
1456
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:57,066
(MIMICS JACOB)
Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan.
1457
01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,236
I'm a pretentious douchebag.
1458
01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:01,738
I think my shit doesn't stink.
1459
01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,072
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Well, guess what, Jacob!
1460
01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,108
I lived in the same apartment
as you for years,
1461
01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:08,178
and I smelled your shit,
and it doesn't smell good.
1462
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:10,180
- It doesn't smell good.
- Take a break, Laura.
1463
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:11,248
LAURA: Yeah, sure.
1464
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,016
What else do you need? Oh!
1465
01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,885
(MIMICS JACOB)
Uh, I'm hungry, Laura.
1466
01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,854
Can you cook me some pasta?
1467
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,689
Would you mind,
'cause I'm sitting
1468
01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:22,559
on the piano all day
and I just can go
1469
01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:24,861
plunk, plunk, plunk.
I'm useless.
1470
01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:26,596
I don't wanna do the laundry.
1471
01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:28,798
I don't want to do the dishes.
1472
01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:30,300
I don't want to do anything
1473
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,136
because I'm God's gift
to the world,
1474
01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,539
because he can string
a few words together.
1475
01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:36,973
But you know what?
I can string
1476
01:09:36,973 --> 01:09:38,775
words together, too, Jacob.
1477
01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:41,211
You limp dick, fuck face!
1478
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,380
DON: All right,
she is letting it out.
1479
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,048
- Laura, let's go outside.
- No, I don't wanna go outside.
1480
01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,250
- Why would I wanna go outside?
- MAZIE: Okay, okay.
1481
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,884
- It's cold outside.
- Laura. Lower your voice.
1482
01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,118
(SHOUTING)
I will not lower my voice!
1483
01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:50,454
Don't tell me
to lower my voice!
1484
01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:51,921
You lower your voice!
1485
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,459
You're disloyal,
narcissistic piece of shit!
1486
01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:56,960
Asshole!
1487
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,663
DON: Okey-dokey. All right.
1488
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,299
Got a little hot here
in the kitchen.
1489
01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,768
Think it's time
to, uh, take five, everybody.
1490
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:07,237
That's five. Five!
1491
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,339
Thank you so much, everyone.
1492
01:10:09,339 --> 01:10:11,074
That's 10, Don.
1493
01:10:11,074 --> 01:10:12,041
Ha!
1494
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,514
(MAZIE LAUGHING)
1495
01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,483
- What?-Nothing.
1496
01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:20,750
You think this is funny?
1497
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,586
Yeah, I did. I thought
it was a little funny.
1498
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,254
- Nothing about that was funny.
- MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
1499
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,322
Jacob's being an asshole.
1500
01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:26,423
He can't talk
to people like that.
1501
01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:27,657
Well, directors are assholes,
1502
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,093
and sometimes they do
talk to people like that.
1503
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:33,330
And dude, Jackie is...
Fuck. Butchering the part.
1504
01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,799
I don't blame him.
1505
01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:36,866
- Okay. (GRUNTS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1506
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,001
Everyone's hanging out,
can we go?
1507
01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:39,469
No, I'm not hanging out.
1508
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,005
- Okay, then don't hang out.
- You're just gonna leave.
1509
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,173
- Yeah.
- Why do you always do that?
1510
01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:46,310
God, you're
such a shitty friend.
1511
01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:48,845
- Shitty friend?
- A shitty friend.
1512
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:50,179
After everything
I've done for you,
1513
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,515
- that's how you talk to me?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
1514
01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:53,283
Thank you so much, seriously,
for picking me up
1515
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:54,284
from the hospital
and for doing
1516
01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:55,852
the bare minimum, always.
1517
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,220
Thank you so much.
1518
01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:01,558
Sorry, do you have
any other friends,
1519
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,629
any family, a boyfriend?
1520
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,231
Hmm?
1521
01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:09,933
Don't push it, Laura.
1522
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,201
Call me when you're you again.
1523
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,071
This is me.
1524
01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373
Good luck with that.
1525
01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,747
(SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR)
1526
01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,581
LAURA: Damn it!
1527
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,453
We need to talk.
1528
01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:37,861
LAURA: We're talking
about my behavior?
1529
01:11:37,861 --> 01:11:38,928
Are you listening to yourself?
1530
01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:40,096
Goddamn it, Laura.
1531
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,767
I didn't force you
to audition.
1532
01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:45,502
It was your choice to be here.
1533
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,371
If you can't handle it
because of your own shit,
1534
01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:49,773
- that's on you.
- My own shit?
1535
01:11:49,773 --> 01:11:50,874
We're together
for five years
1536
01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,542
and now this is
just my own shit?
1537
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,010
You offered me a role,
and then you tried
1538
01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:55,779
to cut me out.
1539
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:57,847
- You tried to cut me out.
- We broke up.
1540
01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:00,149
We broke up.
1541
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,219
It's hard for me
to be around you.
1542
01:12:03,219 --> 01:12:04,521
I don't wanna be around you.
1543
01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,891
I have to sit and watch
someone else play my role
1544
01:12:07,891 --> 01:12:09,192
that you wrote for me,
1545
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,760
that I helped you build.
1546
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,962
Because I workshopped
every single song,
1547
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,965
and every single scene
in this show with you, Jacob.
1548
01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:18,234
I read every single iteration
1549
01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,437
and version
of your stupid book,
1550
01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:21,771
so you could hear it out loud.
1551
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:24,007
You were my girlfriend.
You were my girlfriend.
1552
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,379
Why did you offer me
the role, Jacob?
1553
01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:30,814
Why did you paint
the whole picture for me
1554
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,516
if you were just gonna
take it all away?
1555
01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,283
Why?
1556
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,488
Is it because
we were sleeping together?
1557
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,992
Is the role of Laurie Francis
exclusively reserved...
1558
01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,293
- (JACOB SIGHS)
- ...for the woman
1559
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,496
that you're fucking
at the moment? Is that it?
1560
01:12:46,496 --> 01:12:47,731
What are you talking about?
1561
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:51,167
(CHUCKLES)
1562
01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,669
I saw you
at the Halloween party.
1563
01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:56,005
I saw you with Jackie.
1564
01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,274
I saw you
and I wish I didn't care.
1565
01:12:58,274 --> 01:13:00,109
I shouldn't care.
1566
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:03,179
But, I still care.
1567
01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:06,450
For some reason, I do.
I can't help it.
1568
01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:08,585
And I still love you.
1569
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,489
And I... (VOICE BREAKS)
I wish I didn't.
1570
01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,159
I hate myself for it.
1571
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:20,430
And I hate that I have you
on this stupid pedestal,
1572
01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,365
and I can't stop
feeling this way.
1573
01:13:22,365 --> 01:13:24,601
And I don't want to anymore.
1574
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:26,302
And I don't know how to stop.
1575
01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:28,805
And I just need you
to tell me.
1576
01:13:28,805 --> 01:13:29,606
How did you do it?
1577
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,778
How, Jacob?
1578
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,617
How did you stop loving me?
1579
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,452
(SOBS)
1580
01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,622
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1581
01:13:48,391 --> 01:13:49,726
How could you do that to me?
1582
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:03,372
- (ZIPPER UNZIPS)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
1583
01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:05,374
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (JACOB MOANS)
1584
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:08,645
(SIGHS)
1585
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,731
I spoke to the creative team.
1586
01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:33,837
This is so fucked up.
1587
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,306
You can't be in the show.
1588
01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,510
You're a liability.
1589
01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,482
I'm sorry.
1590
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,367
(DOOR OPENS)
1591
01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,103
- LAURA: Monster?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
1592
01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:08,605
Sorry, I'm late.
1593
01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:14,678
(SIGHS)
1594
01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:32,528
Monster, are you in there?
1595
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,644
(SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1596
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:04,493
**
1597
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,700
**
1598
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,575
**
1599
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:25,915
**
1600
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,819
**
1601
01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:30,586
Whoa.
1602
01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:33,790
Laura.
1603
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,259
What is this place?
1604
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:40,163
MONSTER: It's, uh, well...
It's kinda where I live.
1605
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,298
It's just, uh...
It's a mess right now.
1606
01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,167
Um...
1607
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,302
It's... I need
to organize all this stuff.
1608
01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,738
But, uh, I don't know.
1609
01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,740
Uh, one man's trash
is another man's...
1610
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,042
You get it. (SIGHING)
1611
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,680
LAURA: Wow.
1612
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,614
MONSTER: Yeah.
Rehearsal ran late?
1613
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,084
Uh...
1614
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,419
Yeah, yeah.
1615
01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,154
Sorry about that.
1616
01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:09,625
Everything okay?
1617
01:17:10,593 --> 01:17:11,928
Everything is fine.
1618
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,732
Why do you ask?
1619
01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,668
Um, well, you're
not looking at me in the eye,
1620
01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:19,769
for one thing.
1621
01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:23,472
What?
1622
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,075
Yes.
1623
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,944
- Ah, I...
- You're not looking me
1624
01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:28,678
in the eye.
1625
01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,446
What's up there?
1626
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,647
Um, it's...
1627
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,182
I'm right here.
1628
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,618
Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry.
1629
01:17:35,618 --> 01:17:36,786
Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?
1630
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,023
I'm sorry. I just had
a very shitty day.
1631
01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,525
Okay. What happened?
1632
01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:47,430
- I got fired.
- What? How?
1633
01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,834
I... might have had a...
1634
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,469
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1635
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:57,440
...meltdown during rehearsal.
1636
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,443
And... (SIGHS)
Then after that,
1637
01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:04,447
I... I fought with Mazie.
1638
01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:07,717
MONSTER: Uh-huh.
1639
01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:10,153
And, um...
1640
01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,724
- And then, um...
- (MONSTER SIGHS)
1641
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,528
Well, Jacob, um,
1642
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:25,568
wanted to talk with me
after rehearsal.
1643
01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,571
So I... stayed.
1644
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,041
Um...
1645
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,877
Yeah.
1646
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:36,579
How did that talk go?
1647
01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,581
It wasn't...
1648
01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:42,251
It was, like, more like, um...
1649
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,021
Did you guys...
1650
01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,091
kiss or something?
1651
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:57,901
I'm sorry.
1652
01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,003
- MONSTER: Mmm.
- I'm so sorry.
1653
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,409
- I'm so sorry.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1654
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,476
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
1655
01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:08,611
(OBJECTS CLINKING)
1656
01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:11,114
(LAURA SIGHING)
1657
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,683
Why?
1658
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,786
(SOFTLY) I don't know.
1659
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:18,888
- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.
1660
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:19,956
He doesn't love you.
1661
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,291
He doesn't love you.
1662
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,026
He never has.
1663
01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:25,294
That, no. That's...
1664
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,729
- He doesn't love you.
- Don't say that.
1665
01:19:26,729 --> 01:19:28,464
- That's not true.
- It is true.
1666
01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,166
He doesn't love you the way
you deserve to be loved.
1667
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:33,069
Oh, come on.
I deserve to be loved?
1668
01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:35,204
What do you know about
how I deserve to be loved?
1669
01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,505
I happen to know
a fuck ton about it
1670
01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:37,673
if you looked around.
1671
01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:38,875
You don't know
anything about love.
1672
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,044
You're a fucking monster.
1673
01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,813
You've spent your whole life
hiding in here.
1674
01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:46,482
I wasn't hiding.
1675
01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:48,151
You shut me in here.
1676
01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,153
You didn't want anything
to do with me.
1677
01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:51,687
Of course, I didn't want
anything to do with you.
1678
01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:54,390
Look at you!
You're disgusting!
1679
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:55,724
You're horrible!
1680
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,393
And you ruined my life!
1681
01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,395
And you've stolen
all my socks!
1682
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:00,596
You were never
gonna do anything
1683
01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,198
- with those fucking socks.
- Yes, I was!
1684
01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,532
I needed those socks.
1685
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:05,434
You know what?
Maybe I'm disgusting,
1686
01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:06,735
but if it wasn't for me,
1687
01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,839
you'd still be a pathetic,
weepy doormat,
1688
01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,407
crying in a corner,
1689
01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,209
playing the helpless victim,
1690
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,444
letting the world trample
all over you.
1691
01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:16,545
Is that who you wanna be, huh?
1692
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,580
- I'm leaving.
- You might as well
1693
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,415
roll over and fucking die.
1694
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,017
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself.
1695
01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:23,019
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself, Laura.
1696
01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,921
- Laura, look at yourself.
- I am looking at myself.
1697
01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,356
Come on.
1698
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,559
Laura!
1699
01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,395
- Come on.
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
1700
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,763
Laura. (GROWLS)
1701
01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,465
- Come on, let me out.
- No!
1702
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,534
- Go away!
- MONSTER: Let me out!
1703
01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,269
- Go away.
- Don't do this again.
1704
01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,270
Laura. (GROWLS)
1705
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,641
Fine, you want me gone?
1706
01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:49,512
Fine.
1707
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,615
I'm gone.
1708
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,519
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1709
01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,531
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1710
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:26,649
I'm sorry.
1711
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,826
Monster?
1712
01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:52,908
Monster.
1713
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,289
Monster?
1714
01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,427
Monster, I'm sorry.
1715
01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:14,964
Monster, where are you?
1716
01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:18,234
I'm really sorry.
Please, come back.
1717
01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:21,737
Please.
1718
01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,639
(VOICE BREAKS)
Please don't leave me.
1719
01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,042
(CRYING)
Monster, please, don't...
1720
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,177
Please, don't leave me.
1721
01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:29,545
Please, come back.
1722
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,218
(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry.
1723
01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:45,761
(DOOR OPENS)
1724
01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:48,697
DR. KAUFFMAN:
Okay, I am so sorry
1725
01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:51,067
to have kept you waiting.
1726
01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:52,768
(SIGHS) Wow, Laura.
1727
01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:55,171
You are looking like
you're feeling much better.
1728
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:57,273
I don't feel great.
1729
01:22:57,273 --> 01:23:00,176
Well, let me turn that
frown upside down.
1730
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,244
(TAPPING ON TABLE)
1731
01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:03,679
You are cleared, young lady.
1732
01:23:06,082 --> 01:23:07,016
You...
1733
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,286
You're cancer-free, kid.
That's good news.
1734
01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,289
What do I do now?
1735
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,691
I don't know.
1736
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,626
Call somebody. Go celebrate!
1737
01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:19,628
Hit the town!
1738
01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:21,664
Eat a jelly bean.
You want a jelly bean?
1739
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,133
Take a hand...
1740
01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:25,134
(CLINKING)
1741
01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:28,437
(DOOR OPENS)
1742
01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:30,606
(HOUSE DOOR OPENS)
1743
01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:32,608
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1744
01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,137
(MEDICINE BOTTLES
CLATTER ON FLOOR)
1745
01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,042
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1746
01:24:28,297 --> 01:24:29,998
So, listen,
I just wanted to say,
1747
01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,670
thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.
1748
01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,105
(CAR HONKING HORN)
1749
01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:37,506
Um, and also...
1750
01:24:39,242 --> 01:24:42,211
I'm really, really sorry.
1751
01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:43,879
It's okay.
You don't have to be sorry.
1752
01:24:43,879 --> 01:24:46,949
No, I... I genuinely
didn't know that
1753
01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:50,453
- I was, like, stealing...
- Oh, no.
1754
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:53,055
You weren't stealing him.
It's okay.
1755
01:24:53,055 --> 01:24:55,858
I mean, people hook up.
1756
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,460
- It's fine.
- Wait, did you... I'm sorry.
1757
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,362
Did you just say hook up?
1758
01:24:59,362 --> 01:25:02,531
Yeah. I mean, I saw you
and Jacob hooking up
1759
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:03,999
at the Halloween party.
It's okay.
1760
01:25:03,999 --> 01:25:05,168
- Oh, my God!
- I don't care.
1761
01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:07,203
- No, no, no, no.
- It's over. Between us.
1762
01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:10,339
No, no. I've literally never
hooked up with Jacob.
1763
01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:13,309
Like not even close. Ever.
1764
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,144
- But I saw you with him.
- No.
1765
01:25:15,144 --> 01:25:17,880
He just was
really flirty with me.
1766
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,749
And I... I... I didn't
really know what to do
1767
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,385
because he's my boss.
So I just was, kind of,
1768
01:25:22,385 --> 01:25:23,952
going along with it, but...
1769
01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:29,425
- Okay.
- The truth is, um,
1770
01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:31,660
I just really wanted
to check in on you,
1771
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,663
'cause I didn't know
that you were sick,
1772
01:25:34,663 --> 01:25:36,332
or that you
and Jacob were together,
1773
01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,168
or had just broken up.
I didn't know any of that.
1774
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:41,904
And then I found out
that he fired you.
1775
01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:43,472
- Yeah, well.
- Is he okay?
1776
01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,509
Like that's insane.
1777
01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:47,676
Laurie, Laura?
1778
01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,247
He shouldn't be able
to get away with this.
1779
01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:52,248
LAURA: He can.
1780
01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:53,616
And he will.
1781
01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:00,122
Unless...
1782
01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,594
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1783
01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:23,379
(WHISPERS) Laura,
don't make me regret this.
1784
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,386
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1785
01:26:34,257 --> 01:26:36,525
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES)
1786
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,560
JACOB: Is someone there?
1787
01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,797
(MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1788
01:26:41,797 --> 01:26:43,566
(MUSIC FADES)
1789
01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:51,907
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1790
01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:54,577
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1791
01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:20,168
Laura? Laura, what are
you doing here?
1792
01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:24,172
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1793
01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,976
We... We started spending
more time together
1794
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,512
and I was waiting
for the right time to tell you
1795
01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:30,713
and you were sick.
1796
01:27:30,713 --> 01:27:32,715
And I was scared,
and he was scared.
1797
01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:34,817
(MUFFLED) And I know
it's really bad!
1798
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,952
It's really fucking bad!
1799
01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:39,021
(CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1800
01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:43,058
(MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot.
I'm really sorry. (CRYING)
1801
01:27:43,058 --> 01:27:46,562
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1802
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,697
(SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me.
1803
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,399
- LAURA: Mazie.
- Laura, please.
1804
01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:52,368
- I'm sorry, Laura, please.
- Get out of my room.
1805
01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,270
(SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry.
1806
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,479
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1807
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,455
(INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER)
1808
01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:20,228
DON: Copy, okay.
That is a go for places.
1809
01:28:20,228 --> 01:28:23,566
Go for places.
Godspeed, Good Women.
1810
01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:25,167
Godspeed.
1811
01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:30,172
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1812
01:28:30,172 --> 01:28:31,607
(CURTAINS CLATTERING)
1813
01:28:33,275 --> 01:28:37,145
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING,
CHEERING)
1814
01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,648
(WHISTLING)
1815
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,754
Laurie Francis,
1816
01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:49,558
welcome to Mr. Baker's
Finishing School for Girls.
1817
01:28:49,558 --> 01:28:50,826
We're glad to have you here.
1818
01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,497
We've been so looking
forward to your arrival.
1819
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:56,699
How do you feel, Laurie?
1820
01:28:58,233 --> 01:28:59,435
Father said...
1821
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:02,971
WILL: Yes?
1822
01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:03,706
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1823
01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,645
Father said I haven't
been behaving the way
1824
01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,880
a girl should be behaving.
1825
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,517
♪ We three wanna
Be something ♪
1826
01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,885
LAURA: I want to be better,
Headmaster Baker.
1827
01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:20,656
- I want to be.
- WILL: A good woman?
1828
01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,491
Well, you've come
to the right place.
1829
01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:25,561
There are only
a few things that I require.
1830
01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:29,364
♪ We're in it
For the long run ♪
1831
01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:32,835
♪ But boy is it a long one ♪
1832
01:29:32,835 --> 01:29:36,338
TOGETHER: * Temptation,
You're a son of a gun ♪
1833
01:29:36,338 --> 01:29:38,507
♪ Desire with a capital D ♪
1834
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,245
♪ The carnal
With a capital C ♪
1835
01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:46,582
♪ The capital offenses
Against a feminine ♪
1836
01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:49,051
♪ Sensibility ♪
1837
01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,252
♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪
1838
01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:53,922
♪ You don't put fork
In the toaster slot ♪
1839
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,924
♪ You don't dry
Your hair in the tub ♪
1840
01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,993
Laurie, you haven't been
following the rules.
1841
01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,395
TOGETHER: * So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1842
01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,997
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1843
01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,932
You know what we do
with girls like you.
1844
01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:05,367
TOGETHER: * Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1845
01:30:05,367 --> 01:30:07,269
Girls like me?
1846
01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:10,773
TOGETHER: * Wanna bellow
Wanna swear ♪
1847
01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:14,376
♪ Take a pillow
From that sofa over there ♪
1848
01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:17,580
♪ Apply it to the face
And scream real loud ♪
1849
01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,815
♪ And get it out ♪
1850
01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,316
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1851
01:30:21,316 --> 01:30:24,787
(SCREAMS)
1852
01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,189
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1853
01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,925
CHORUS: * The vile
With a capital V ♪
1854
01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:31,894
♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪
1855
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,097
♪ Those capital offenses ♪
1856
01:30:35,097 --> 01:30:36,532
♪ Against a feminine ♪
1857
01:30:36,532 --> 01:30:39,101
♪ Sensibility ♪
1858
01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:40,368
♪ Vraiment ♪
1859
01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:43,038
♪ You know to use a mitt
When the oven's hot ♪
1860
01:30:43,038 --> 01:30:45,474
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1861
01:30:45,474 --> 01:30:46,742
♪ Yes, yes, you ♪
1862
01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,176
TOGETHER:
♪ So pray tell... ♪
1863
01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,212
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me at all.
1864
01:30:50,212 --> 01:30:53,549
TOGETHER: * So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1865
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:55,417
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1866
01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,319
I remember...
1867
01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,321
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1868
01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,190
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1869
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:04,660
I remember
the first moment we met.
1870
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:06,595
TOGETHER:
♪ You ♪
1871
01:31:10,365 --> 01:31:11,600
LAURA: I remember I said...
1872
01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:16,672
I said to him.
1873
01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,607
- (CURTAINS CLATTERING)
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1874
01:31:20,442 --> 01:31:22,611
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1875
01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,287
DON: That's intermission, everybody.
1876
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,624
- Laura!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
1877
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,626
Where is she?
1878
01:31:39,294 --> 01:31:41,329
- (CLATTERS)-Laura!
1879
01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:42,998
WILL: What's going on?
1880
01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:44,700
Laura?
1881
01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:48,637
Anybody know how she got...
1882
01:31:52,274 --> 01:31:53,508
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1883
01:31:54,643 --> 01:31:56,545
WILL: Everybody back here.
1884
01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:01,416
JACOB: Laura!
1885
01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:03,952
Out, everyone out. Out! Now.
1886
01:32:03,952 --> 01:32:05,487
You.
1887
01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:06,889
JACOB: (YELLING) Get out!
1888
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,030
How long?
1889
01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:19,735
How long have you been
sleeping with Mazie?
1890
01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:21,937
(SQUEALS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who cares?
1891
01:32:21,937 --> 01:32:25,741
You're actually talking
about that right now?
1892
01:32:25,741 --> 01:32:27,442
Laura, what are
you doing here?
1893
01:32:27,442 --> 01:32:30,178
Where the fuck is Jackie?
1894
01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:32,014
You're doing
a completely different show
1895
01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,016
than what I've been rehearsing
for the past six weeks.
1896
01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,685
(GRUNTS) You are
destroying everything!
1897
01:32:38,854 --> 01:32:40,522
How is this happening?
How is... I can't...
1898
01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:41,690
How is this happening to me?
1899
01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:48,396
Laura. Laura, please tell me.
1900
01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:52,701
What can I do? What can I do
1901
01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:56,338
so that you don't fuck up
my entire life?
1902
01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,974
You think
I'm fucking up your life?
1903
01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:01,009
The New York Times is here.
1904
01:33:01,009 --> 01:33:04,212
The New York Times.
1905
01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,481
Jesse Green
is sitting in row J,
1906
01:33:06,481 --> 01:33:08,483
with a fucking legal pad,
1907
01:33:08,483 --> 01:33:10,686
waiting to make me
critics pick!
1908
01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:15,290
- Wow, you're pathetic.
- (JACOB SIGHS)
1909
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,227
It's opening night.
1910
01:33:19,227 --> 01:33:21,864
This is my opening night!
1911
01:33:21,864 --> 01:33:25,333
I don't give a fuck
about your opening night,
1912
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:28,203
Jacob. I don't care.
1913
01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:30,405
You are so jealous.
1914
01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:33,475
You've always been
so jealous of me.
1915
01:33:33,475 --> 01:33:36,511
God, you are
so fucking selfish.
1916
01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:38,013
Watch what
you say to me, Jacob.
1917
01:33:38,013 --> 01:33:39,848
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1918
01:33:39,848 --> 01:33:40,916
Or what?
1919
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,586
Or what, Laura?
1920
01:33:46,054 --> 01:33:46,989
Or what?
1921
01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,091
Or...
1922
01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:50,492
I'll rip...
1923
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,328
your fucking...
1924
01:33:53,328 --> 01:33:54,897
throat...
1925
01:33:54,897 --> 01:33:55,998
out.
1926
01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:01,737
(LIGHT SWITCH THUDS)
1927
01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:05,173
(SILENCE)
1928
01:34:05,173 --> 01:34:07,843
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1929
01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,971
(APPLAUSE FADES)
1930
01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:38,506
I remember.
1931
01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,279
(PIANO PLAYING)
1932
01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:45,881
The first moment we met.
1933
01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:49,517
I remember I said...
1934
01:34:50,853 --> 01:34:54,122
- I said to him.
- (FINGERS SNAPPING)
1935
01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:55,690
♪ Hi ♪
1936
01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,525
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1937
01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:00,528
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1938
01:35:01,997 --> 01:35:03,631
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1939
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,836
♪ I have Darjeeling
And green ♪
1940
01:35:07,836 --> 01:35:10,472
♪ I have a feeling ♪
1941
01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,240
♪ I've seen you before ♪
1942
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,477
♪ Those bright eyes
That brown hair ♪
1943
01:35:15,477 --> 01:35:18,580
♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪
1944
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,384
♪ Enchanté ♪
1945
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:25,387
♪ My stranger ♪
1946
01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:27,022
♪ Stay for a while ♪
1947
01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:28,023
(DOOR CLATTERS)
1948
01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:33,695
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
1949
01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:34,997
♪ Hi ♪
1950
01:35:34,997 --> 01:35:38,000
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1951
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,036
♪ You put up your feet ♪
1952
01:35:41,036 --> 01:35:43,872
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
1953
01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:46,875
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
1954
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:49,945
♪ The right way
But please spend ♪
1955
01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:53,681
♪ The night
Maybe we could find out ♪
1956
01:35:53,681 --> 01:35:56,351
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
1957
01:35:56,351 --> 01:35:58,120
♪ This is it ♪
1958
01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,790
♪ Enchanté ♪
1959
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:05,027
♪ My stranger ♪
1960
01:36:05,027 --> 01:36:08,030
♪ Stay for a bit
Stay for a touch ♪
1961
01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:10,698
♪ Say what you feel
Make it too much ♪
1962
01:36:10,698 --> 01:36:14,436
♪ I want this every
Which way ♪
1963
01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,438
♪ No need to rush ♪
1964
01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:19,307
♪ Stay for a touch
Stay for a tad ♪
1965
01:36:19,307 --> 01:36:22,110
♪ I wanna have,
Wanna be had ♪
1966
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,780
♪ I've been too good
For too long ♪
1967
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:28,750
♪ Time to be bad ♪
1968
01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:31,319
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
- (FLESH SQUELCHES)
1969
01:36:31,319 --> 01:36:32,921
♪ 'Cause this
Rip roaring heart's ♪
1970
01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:35,557
♪ Growing stronger ♪
1971
01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:40,262
♪ This rip roaring heart
Won't hold back any longer ♪
1972
01:36:41,063 --> 01:36:42,497
Did I take that too far?
1973
01:36:42,497 --> 01:36:45,233
♪ No longer ♪
1974
01:36:45,233 --> 01:36:46,334
Monster...
1975
01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:49,637
♪ Hi ♪
1976
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,307
♪ Hello, give me your all ♪
1977
01:36:53,508 --> 01:36:56,144
♪ Set me aflame ♪
1978
01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,646
♪ Tear down the wall ♪
1979
01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,616
♪ Beautiful fate
Knew the score ♪
1980
01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,518
♪ Right when you
Bust through ♪
1981
01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:05,187
(SOBS) You're here.
1982
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:08,090
Hey, stranger.
1983
01:37:08,090 --> 01:37:10,926
♪ Go back to before ♪
1984
01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:14,329
(SOBBING) I thought
I'd lost you forever.
1985
01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:17,199
Lose me?
1986
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,734
No.
1987
01:37:19,734 --> 01:37:21,269
You could
never lose me, Laura.
1988
01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,507
I'm your monster.
1989
01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,877
♪ My stranger ♪
1990
01:37:30,645 --> 01:37:35,683
♪ Sweet stranger ♪
1991
01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:42,024
♪ My stranger ♪
1992
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,029
♪ Lovely to meet you ♪
1993
01:37:47,662 --> 01:37:48,830
(EXHALES)
1994
01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,499
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1995
01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:54,036
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
1996
01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:57,705
Is this a part of the show?
1997
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,744
I don't know,
but I'm so into it.
1998
01:38:02,744 --> 01:38:04,812
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING)
1999
01:38:04,812 --> 01:38:06,148
(RULER CLATTERS)
2000
01:38:06,148 --> 01:38:08,516
(SHOUTING, CLAMORING
CONTINUES)
2001
01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:12,254
(PIANO PLAYING )
2002
01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,868
(MONSTER GROWLS)
2003
01:38:26,868 --> 01:38:27,669
(upbeat music)
♪ Off with your head
2004
01:38:27,669 --> 01:38:28,270
♪ Off with your head
2005
01:38:29,504 --> 01:38:30,939
♪ Off with your head
2006
01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:31,706
♪ Off, off
2007
01:38:31,706 --> 01:38:34,609
♪ Off with your head
2008
01:38:34,609 --> 01:38:35,610
♪ Play dead bitch
2009
01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:36,611
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2010
01:38:36,611 --> 01:38:41,049
♪ Off with your head
2011
01:38:41,049 --> 01:38:41,883
♪ Off, off
2012
01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:44,619
♪ Off with your head
2013
01:38:44,619 --> 01:38:45,820
♪ Play dead bitch
2014
01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:47,622
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2015
01:38:47,622 --> 01:38:48,556
♪ Don't get it confused
2016
01:38:48,556 --> 01:38:49,791
♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody
2017
01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:50,959
♪ I cut many bodies
2018
01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,460
♪ Chop 'em like I know karate
2019
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,728
♪ I been known to
check a bitch ♪
2020
01:38:53,728 --> 01:38:55,197
♪ Who been known to doubt me
2021
01:38:55,197 --> 01:38:56,531
♪ Can't name the top five
2022
01:38:56,531 --> 01:38:57,966
♪ Without talkin' bout me
2023
01:38:57,966 --> 01:38:58,833
♪ Take a shot, sir
2024
01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:00,202
♪ I don't mean paparazzi
2025
01:39:00,202 --> 01:39:01,569
♪ Suicidal doors, yeah
2026
01:39:01,569 --> 01:39:02,971
♪ On my whips, kamikaze
2027
01:39:02,971 --> 01:39:03,871
♪ Pullin' out the lobby
2028
01:39:03,871 --> 01:39:04,706
♪ Just to kill
2029
01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:05,507
♪ That's my only hobby
2030
01:39:05,507 --> 01:39:06,808
♪ If you a wave
2031
01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:08,210
♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami
2032
01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:10,145
♪ One time for the
bitches in the back ♪
2033
01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:11,513
♪ Yeah
2034
01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:12,547
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2035
01:39:12,547 --> 01:39:14,216
♪ Yeah
2036
01:39:14,216 --> 01:39:15,083
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2037
01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,151
♪ Yeah
2038
01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:17,252
♪ Got a way with words, baby
2039
01:39:17,252 --> 01:39:18,686
♪ I can give you that
♪ But
2040
01:39:18,686 --> 01:39:20,755
♪ Who else comin'
with a drip like this ♪
2041
01:39:20,755 --> 01:39:23,258
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2042
01:39:23,258 --> 01:39:24,892
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2043
01:39:24,892 --> 01:39:25,893
♪ Get a grip
2044
01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:26,995
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2045
01:39:26,995 --> 01:39:28,063
♪ And this the thanks I get
2046
01:39:28,063 --> 01:39:29,397
♪ Youuuu
2047
01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:30,398
♪ Think that you know
2048
01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:31,699
♪ But don't stand too close
2049
01:39:31,699 --> 01:39:33,735
♪ 'Cause I might explode
♪ Ah, ah
2050
01:39:33,735 --> 01:39:34,536
♪ Youuuu
2051
01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,570
♪ Must be confused
2052
01:39:35,570 --> 01:39:36,904
♪ You wanna play games
2053
01:39:36,904 --> 01:39:39,074
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2054
01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:41,709
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2055
01:39:41,709 --> 01:39:43,178
♪ If you cross me
2056
01:39:43,178 --> 01:39:45,247
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2057
01:39:45,247 --> 01:39:46,181
♪ Yes, you
2058
01:39:46,181 --> 01:39:46,948
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2059
01:39:46,948 --> 01:39:48,183
♪ And you can find out
2060
01:39:48,183 --> 01:39:49,117
♪ Real soon, boo
2061
01:39:49,117 --> 01:39:53,555
♪ Off with your head
2062
01:39:53,555 --> 01:39:54,389
♪ Off, off
2063
01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:57,025
♪ Off with your head
2064
01:39:57,025 --> 01:39:57,959
♪ Play dead bitch
2065
01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,194
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2066
01:39:59,194 --> 01:40:03,898
♪ Off with your head
2067
01:40:03,898 --> 01:40:04,732
♪ Off, off
2068
01:40:04,732 --> 01:40:07,635
♪ Off with your head
2069
01:40:07,635 --> 01:40:08,636
♪ Play dead bitch
2070
01:40:08,636 --> 01:40:09,937
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2071
01:40:09,937 --> 01:40:10,938
♪ Use the plot
2072
01:40:10,938 --> 01:40:12,307
♪ And it's your last mistake
2073
01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,575
♪ You'll be modeling
cement boots ♪
2074
01:40:13,575 --> 01:40:14,776
♪ Bottom of a lake
2075
01:40:14,776 --> 01:40:15,977
♪ You know I be fresh to death
2076
01:40:15,977 --> 01:40:17,412
♪ Like every damn wake
2077
01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:18,713
♪ See me bust down the roley
2078
01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:20,248
♪ Put some diamonds
in your face ♪
2079
01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:22,284
♪ And this 24 karat chain
still heavy weight ♪
2080
01:40:22,284 --> 01:40:23,651
♪ Walked it up the roadway
2081
01:40:23,651 --> 01:40:25,420
♪ You already late
2082
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,289
♪ No my number be the same
in every single state ♪
2083
01:40:27,289 --> 01:40:28,790
♪ It's 911
2084
01:40:28,790 --> 01:40:30,258
♪ Catch me burnin'
up the place ♪
2085
01:40:30,258 --> 01:40:32,227
♪ So, say it loud for
the bitches in the back ♪
2086
01:40:32,227 --> 01:40:33,595
♪ Yeah
2087
01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:34,829
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2088
01:40:34,829 --> 01:40:36,231
♪ Yeah
2089
01:40:36,231 --> 01:40:37,599
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2090
01:40:37,599 --> 01:40:38,766
♪ Yeah
2091
01:40:38,766 --> 01:40:39,567
♪ Got a way words, baby
2092
01:40:39,567 --> 01:40:41,236
♪ I can give you that
2093
01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,271
♪ Who else comin' with
a drip like this ♪
2094
01:40:43,271 --> 01:40:45,773
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2095
01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,509
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2096
01:40:47,509 --> 01:40:48,743
♪ Get a grip
2097
01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:49,744
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2098
01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:50,745
♪ And this the thanks I get
2099
01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:51,913
♪ Youuuu
2100
01:40:51,913 --> 01:40:52,914
♪ Think that you know
2101
01:40:52,914 --> 01:40:53,848
♪ But don't stand too close
2102
01:40:53,848 --> 01:40:55,650
♪ Cause I might explode
2103
01:40:55,650 --> 01:40:56,518
♪ Ah, ah
2104
01:40:56,518 --> 01:40:57,585
♪ Youuuu
2105
01:40:57,585 --> 01:40:58,486
♪ Much be confused
2106
01:40:58,486 --> 01:40:59,854
♪ You wanna plays games
2107
01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,190
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2108
01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:04,526
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2109
01:41:04,526 --> 01:41:06,094
♪ If you cross me
2110
01:41:06,094 --> 01:41:07,862
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2111
01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:08,796
♪ Yes, you
2112
01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:09,664
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2113
01:41:09,664 --> 01:41:10,798
♪ And you can find out
2114
01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:11,699
♪ Real soon, boo
2115
01:41:11,699 --> 01:41:16,371
♪ Off with your head
2116
01:41:16,371 --> 01:41:17,272
♪ Off, off
2117
01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:19,874
♪ Off with your head
2118
01:41:19,874 --> 01:41:20,875
♪ Play dead bitch
2119
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,177
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2120
01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:26,614
♪ Off with your head
2121
01:41:26,614 --> 01:41:27,615
♪ Off, off
2122
01:41:27,615 --> 01:41:30,118
♪ Off with your head
2123
01:41:30,118 --> 01:41:31,018
♪ Play dead bitch
2124
01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:35,457
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2125
01:41:35,457 --> 01:41:39,527
(doo-wop music)
♪ Oooh, oooh
2126
01:41:39,527 --> 01:41:41,363
♪ Oooooh
2127
01:41:41,363 --> 01:41:43,531
♪ Waaa
2128
01:41:43,531 --> 01:41:47,068
♪ Oooh, oooh
2129
01:41:47,068 --> 01:41:51,939
♪ Oooooooh, waaa
2130
01:41:53,007 --> 01:41:56,211
♪ We broke up just a week ago
2131
01:41:56,211 --> 01:41:57,812
♪ How my heart is breaking
2132
01:41:57,812 --> 01:42:00,515
♪ He'll never know
2133
01:42:00,515 --> 01:42:02,184
♪ Each night I cry
myself to sleep ♪
2134
01:42:02,184 --> 01:42:05,019
♪ I count my tears
and scattered sheep ♪
2135
01:42:05,019 --> 01:42:09,191
♪ I'll never stop loving you
2136
01:42:09,191 --> 01:42:13,561
♪ But now I know what to do
2137
01:42:13,561 --> 01:42:17,999
♪ I'll light a candle
2138
01:42:17,999 --> 01:42:22,970
♪ And hope you'll see me
2139
01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:27,409
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2140
01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:32,280
♪ And come back to me
2141
01:42:33,114 --> 01:42:37,885
♪ Oooh, waaa
2142
01:42:37,885 --> 01:42:40,588
(doo-wop music)
2143
01:42:44,792 --> 01:42:49,231
♪ I'll light a candle
2144
01:42:49,231 --> 01:42:54,101
♪ I'll say a prayer
2145
01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:56,438
♪ It's one thing
that cheers me ♪
2146
01:42:56,438 --> 01:42:59,441
♪ I know someone hears me
2147
01:42:59,441 --> 01:43:03,878
♪ Way up there
2148
01:43:03,878 --> 01:43:08,383
♪ I'll light a candle
2149
01:43:08,383 --> 01:43:13,221
♪ And hope you'll see me
2150
01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:17,992
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2151
01:43:17,992 --> 01:43:22,830
♪ And darling, please
come back to me ♪
2152
01:43:26,167 --> 01:43:28,035
♪ Ohhh