1 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,619 Hey! What the... 2 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,456 Watch it! 3 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,210 Come on! 4 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,923 Hey, watch it, asshole. 5 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:52,594 Hey. 6 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,763 Where are you off to in such a hurry? 7 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,933 Wherever I want. Now get out of my way! 8 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,768 -Move! -Okay, chill, man! 9 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,645 I'm moving. 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,625 I'm safe. No way he finds me up here. 11 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,437 It's just your nerves, Tommy. He's not here. 12 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,479 He can't be. 13 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,698 All right, you snooty clown. 14 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,742 You won't take me without a fight. 15 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,211 Speak, damn you! Say something. 16 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,046 Say anything! 17 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,969 Mime the gap. 18 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,139 And, boom! 19 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,933 Wow, look at that. 20 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:22,601 My agent was right. 21 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,853 This is it. My big break. 22 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,356 The one that takes me from C-list action guy 23 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,107 to A-list action guy. 24 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,818 Oh. Yeah. Oh, sorry. 25 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,362 You don't even know who I am. 26 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,739 Let me introduce myself. 27 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,241 My name is-- 28 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,408 Cut! 29 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,956 Nope. My name is not "Cut." 30 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,458 But you get that. You're smart. 31 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:51,004 Unlike that guy, the director, and I use that term very loosely. 32 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,757 He's only here because he made a really popular shampoo commercial... 33 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,385 ...somewhere in Yugoslavia. 34 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:01,181 Now, you'd think a guy like that would be grateful for the opportunity. 35 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,558 But no. 36 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,268 Not this guy. 37 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:05,561 And you know why? 38 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,854 Because he's a bully, 39 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:11,066 and there's nothing on this earth I hate more than a bully. 40 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,150 What the hell was that? 41 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,069 -What the hell was what? -That! 42 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,988 The line is, "Gravity's a bitch." 43 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,573 Not "Mime the gap"! 44 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,074 We have to have that line. 45 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:23,412 Remember, you say it at the beginning, and then it comes into play at the end. 46 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,621 Oh, come on, Ethan. 47 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,000 We both know that "gravity's a bitch" is a terrible line. 48 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,084 You don't see the writer 49 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,669 -raising his hand to complain. -Uh, guys, could you... 50 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,922 And honestly, even if he did, he's just a writer. 51 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,258 I can always toss a can of Blab out the window 52 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,218 and get another one that will beg for a chance 53 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,511 to rewrite this garbage. 54 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:44,016 I don't need some diva D-list action star improvising lines. 55 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,268 I was found in the slums of Thailand, 56 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,479 where I worked as an assassin, killing men with only my pinky. 57 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,150 So if you wanna keep giving me grief, 58 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,278 then, pal, we can end this right now. 59 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,285 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call acting. 60 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,411 Bam! 61 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,871 Yeah, I... I mean, 62 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,540 "Mime the gap" is pretty clever. 63 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,959 After all, filmmaking is about collaboration. 64 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:14,505 We can make it work. In fact, I love it. Great idea. 65 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,050 Glad you came around. Now, don't bother me. 66 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,344 We've got one more day of shooting before Christmas break 67 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,846 and your star needs some "me" time. 68 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,330 Chuck. I thought I said no orange ones. 69 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,414 The dye will kill me. 70 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,749 You want me to die, Chuck? 71 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,876 No, Mr. Cage. Of course I don't. 72 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,879 I... I would... I'd give my life for you, sir. 73 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,089 Oh, I bet he would. 74 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,632 That's Chuck, my assistant. 75 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,843 Fresh off the bus from who-knows-where. 76 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,052 I mean, he told me, 77 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,805 but boring info like that just slips away, you know? 78 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:05,806 Good kid. 79 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,642 A little obsessed with yours truly. But who isn't? 80 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,188 All right, keep up the autographing. 81 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,233 There are some adoring fans desperate to see my face. 82 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,776 Johnny! Johnny! 83 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:21,196 Oh, man. We are screwed, kid. 84 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,449 Brian Van Jones, producer extraordinaire. 85 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,450 Good guy. 86 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,245 We've done a few films overseas. Nothing you'd remember. 87 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,373 But this movie is as much of a break for him as it is for me. 88 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,043 Is this about the rewrite? Now, before you get upset, 89 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,420 did you hear the line? 90 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,546 You are gonna love it. 91 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:41,216 I throw the guy off the train and I'm like, "Mime"-- 92 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,260 No, Johnny, it's Jennifer. 93 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,386 She's gone. 94 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,640 Who's Jennifer? Oh. My co-star, Jennifer? 95 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,393 Yes, your co-star. The star. 96 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,062 Well, I don't know if she's "the." 97 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,356 Her most important scene is slated for tomorrow, 98 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,566 and we can't find her. 99 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:58,984 What? Wait. 100 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,445 Are you hitting the booger sugar again, Brian? Come on. 101 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,487 I wish. 102 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,157 She's not answering her phone, her assistant's disappeared. 103 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,783 And if we can't get her on set by tomorrow, 104 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,118 this movie doesn't get finished. 105 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,078 And then we're screwed. 106 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,790 We pre-sold this movie all over the world on her name. 107 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,210 I've a million dollars coming from Nigeria. 108 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,253 Nigeria, Johnny. 109 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:21,006 You know how hard that is in a country that has three theaters? 110 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,758 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, 111 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,719 we know who the main draw for this thing is, right? 112 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,137 Yeah, she is. 113 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,139 I don't know what we're gonna do. 114 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,641 Without that scene... 115 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,602 This was my big break, you know? 116 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,937 A red one? 117 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,189 You know red dye will kill you, right? 118 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,941 Mr. Cage says that's the orange ones. 119 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,276 No, orange ones are fine. 120 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,780 Red ones will blow out your ass and melt your stomach. 121 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,323 Everybody knows that. 122 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,283 -I could do-- -Brian, calm down. 123 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,660 I'm on your side here. 124 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,787 Now what if I head over to Jennifer's house 125 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,873 and show her a little Johnny Cage charisma? 126 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,793 Really, Johnny? You'd do that? 127 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,504 Oh, come on, man. There's nothing to worry about. 128 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,297 Johnny Cage has it handled. 129 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,550 You're a special guy, Johnny. 130 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:08,262 In retrospect, this is where everything went sideways. 131 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,223 See my name 132 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:15,060 In the bright lights I got the fame 133 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,480 And the film lights, it's my time... 134 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,483 I've finished sending the gifts requested to your family and friends. 135 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,526 Great. 136 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,278 We're almost to the finish line, Chuck. 137 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,905 After I convince Jennifer to come back to the set, 138 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,323 we can finally take a break. 139 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:29,867 And by "we," I mean "me," 140 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,160 'cause I'll need you to work through the holiday. 141 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,330 It really is the most wonderful time of the year. 142 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,874 Indeed, sir. 143 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,669 Though, it's strange to celebrate Christmas without any snow. 144 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,045 Snow? 145 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,464 You can leave that shit to the suckers on the East Coast. 146 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:47,259 Me, I like to celebrate Baby JC's birthday, 147 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,012 same initials, by the way, right here 148 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,555 in sunny SoCal. 149 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,684 Golden sunshine, blue skies, pretty girls. 150 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,272 -She's still looking? -Yeah. 151 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,107 -Still? -Yeah. 152 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,400 Good. 153 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,778 Famous 154 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,698 I'm so famous... 155 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,534 Mr. Cage. Can I ask you a question? 156 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,911 Yes. My hair is real. 157 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,121 No, I can't actually punch through metal. 158 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,498 And, yes, it's true what they said about Dolly and I, 159 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:19,791 but I don't like to talk about it. 160 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,668 No. No, I... I just... 161 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,215 I just want to know how you got so cool. 162 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,799 Good question, Chuck. 163 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,593 And lucky for you, we have a few minutes 164 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,472 for me to regale you on the origins of the Adonis you see before you. 165 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,807 I was once like you. 166 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,394 Truth is, I was bullied a lot in school. 167 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,395 You were? 168 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,813 Yeah, I was. 169 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,609 From Paris to Japan 170 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,321 Let's start at the beginning. 171 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,244 Yep, there I am. 172 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,454 Getting my ass handed to me in gym class. 173 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,250 You're gonna cry, little baby? 174 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,585 Aw, little baby's gonna cry. 175 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,215 Well, of course I'm gonna cry, you pizza-faced asshole. 176 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,300 You just threw a basketball at my nose. 177 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,765 My mom tried calling the principal, the teachers. 178 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,016 They all said the same thing. 179 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,602 "Boys will be boys. Things will get better." 180 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:21,770 But they didn't. 181 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,021 It got worse. 182 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,246 My mom, a saint among saints. 183 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,082 The person who always said fighting was for Neanderthals, 184 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,208 had had enough. 185 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,919 She took me to the local dojo... 186 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,589 ...one of those strip mall places you've seen a dozen times. 187 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,759 This wasn't some sort of fly-by-night, black-belt-for-money joint. 188 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,928 This was the real deal. 189 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,182 That's when I met Master Boyd. 190 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,809 And my life changed forever. 191 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:18,243 Fed by love and good desire 192 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,497 A will of steel take you even higher 193 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,211 Bad memories that howl my name 194 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:31,173 That ember soon became a scorching flame 195 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,427 I'm coming back to rise again 196 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,973 I feel this will be the best of me 197 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,601 Nothing can slow me down 198 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,394 Or make me stop 199 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:48,649 'Cause nothing can stand in my way 200 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:52,819 I'm coming back to rise again 201 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:57,491 I feel this will be the best of me 202 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,952 Nothing can slow me down 203 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,120 Or make me stop 204 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:05,082 'Cause nothing can stand in my way 205 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,209 I'm gonna rise to the top 206 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,837 I had learned a lot in a short time, 207 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,090 but the greatest lesson wasn't about how to kick or punch. 208 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,341 It was something else. 209 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,013 Oh, look at that. 210 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,641 Little Johnny finally learned how to move out of the way. 211 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,435 Where do you think you're going, Carlton? 212 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,229 We're not through talking to you yet. 213 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,524 All those people that said being bullied is a part of life, 214 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,819 that it'll get better, they're full of shit. 215 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,155 The truth is, it only gets better when you fight back. 216 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,005 Yeah, I got in trouble, but it was worth it. 217 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,882 Therein lies the lesson. 218 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,633 Weak people bully. 219 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:01,305 But the minute you push back, they fold like a hideaway bed. 220 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,807 After that, I poured myself into martial arts. 221 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,477 My master said I was special, taught me everything he knew. 222 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,937 But that wasn't enough. 223 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,731 I traveled everywhere. 224 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,149 I have so many miles now. 225 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,569 Learning from the greatest martial arts masters around the planet. 226 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,654 Hapkido, kendo, savate. 227 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,781 I pronounced all of those correctly. 228 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,367 But eventually, all roads led here. 229 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,620 To beautiful, sunny California. 230 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,172 Stop! Thief! Stop him! 231 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,683 Kid, this is your lucky day. 232 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,104 So, Chuck, what'd you learn 233 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,149 from that well-told and incredibly inspirational story? 234 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,652 It's important to develop your inner strength 235 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,861 to help those in need. 236 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,489 And become a hero to the world around you. 237 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,032 No. 238 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,701 Kick first, be awesome, make money. 239 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,036 Here, I'll make it simple for you. 240 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,789 Write this down. W-W-J-C-D. 241 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,916 What would Johnny Cage do? 242 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,169 What would Johnny Cage do? 243 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,630 I just said that. 244 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,550 You're gonna be okay, Chuck. And we're here. 245 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,386 Under neon lights, it's paradise 246 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,971 And this is your time 247 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,723 So keep on dancing 248 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,185 Dancing through the night... 249 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441 I'm sorry, Mr. Cage. 250 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:39,027 I know how important Ninja Mime is to your career. 251 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,905 Maybe... Maybe she's left town. 252 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,783 Just because she didn't answer, 253 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,493 doesn't mean she's not there. 254 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,037 I'll just hop the fence, take a look-see. 255 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,455 Oh! Uh... 256 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,001 Do me a favor, Chuck. Go down the hill and get my ride washed. 257 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,628 Maybe I should stay for a few minutes until-- 258 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,089 Listen, Chuck, conversations with the ladies 259 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,383 tend to go on longer than a few minutes. 260 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,467 Get me? 261 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,762 No. No, I don't. 262 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,517 Anyway, make sure you get the wheels done. 263 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:11,685 And don't scratch it. 264 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,145 I'm counting on you, Chuck. 265 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,278 I got it! 266 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,453 Oh, the things I do for fame. 267 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,170 Jennifer! 268 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,894 Ugh! I've seen some dumps in my time, but, wow. 269 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,729 You think she'd have a little more self-respect. 270 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,314 I mean, hire a housekeeper. 271 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,691 Way to turn the libido down to one. 272 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,286 Yoo-hoo! Everyone decent? 273 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,847 We should've killed you when we had the chance, Ashrah. 274 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,558 Yes, Kia. You should have. 275 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,294 Ladies. Ladies, I'm not sure what's going on here, 276 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,045 but I'm looking for Jennifer. 277 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,006 Now I'd be happy to give this back if-- 278 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,175 Oh, shit! 279 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,306 Fuck. 280 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,733 Okay. Okay. Okay. 281 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,443 Okay! 282 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:26,486 Sorry. 283 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,371 Okay. Please just let me... 284 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,498 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... 285 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,346 Whoa! Slow down. 286 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,266 Hmm? 287 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,491 Wow. 288 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,997 Obviously, this is turning us both on. 289 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,791 Can you feel that? But I don't have time. 290 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,168 I'm looking for Jennifer. Do you know where she is? 291 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,553 Get back here, Frisbee Hat. 292 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,097 Okay, wait for me! 293 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,892 I said, wait! 294 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:51,697 Is that a... 295 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,490 Oh, shit. 296 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,677 I'd like to say that I'm about to chase after them 297 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,723 because I'm concerned about Jennifer, and not about getting a movie finished. 298 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,974 Ah, shit! 299 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,311 And that's sort of true. 300 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,563 Jennifer's well-being is critical to the film, 301 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,024 so, in reality, 302 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,942 I am worried about her, 303 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:33,071 which makes me less of a jerk than we're all probably thinking I am. 304 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:34,948 Fuck. 305 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,618 Phew! Glad we got that figured out. 306 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,829 Oh, man. I hope I don't get blamed for this. 307 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,517 Slow down! 308 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,893 Stop! Please! 309 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,103 Hey, come back here with my car! 310 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,281 Are you kidding me, you jerk! 311 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,491 Oh, come on. 312 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,831 And over here we have the home of Jennifer, 313 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,959 world-famous actress. 314 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,712 Oh, smells like she's having a backyard barbecue of some sort. 315 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,674 I'm sorry, sir. This is a private tour. 316 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,759 I need you to follow that bike. 317 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,514 Sir... Wait. Do I know you? 318 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,852 Of course you do. I'm Johnny Cage, action star extraordinaire. 319 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,022 Action? 320 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:53,026 Hmm. Yeah. Actually, I'm really more into dramas. 321 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,863 Yeah, well, needless to say, I have connections. 322 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,615 And if you catch that bike, I'll read your script. 323 00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,950 How'd you know I'm a writer? 324 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,369 Everyone's a writer in this town, baby. 325 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,537 Now move! 326 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,766 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 327 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,227 So glad you could join us on the tour. 328 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:31,148 If you look off to your left, you'll see my good friend Tom's chateau. 329 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,734 Yes, it's true. He does his own stunts. 330 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,570 But it's because he doesn't have much to live for. 331 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:40,199 And over there I found out girls really do just wanna have fun 332 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,910 with that quirky pop star you all know and love. 333 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,769 Tell my sister hello. 334 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,694 We'll find you, Ashrah. And when we do... 335 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,699 Ugh, freaking pigeons. 336 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,284 There she is. 337 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,207 All right, team, get me closer. 338 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,880 Um, are you sure that's a good idea? 339 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,800 I've seen my stunt doubles do this half a dozen times. 340 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,134 How hard could it be? 341 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,067 Turns out, really hard. 342 00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,111 Whoa! 343 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,780 Ahhh! Now who'll read my spec? 344 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,075 What? 345 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,618 I'm alive. 346 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,121 -Chuck! -Mr. Cage, 347 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,291 I saw you jump on the bus, so I thought I'd follow and-- 348 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't need the play-by-play. Get me to that car. 349 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,378 Yes, sir. 350 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,137 Signal. 351 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,405 Miss me? 352 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,242 Are you always so aggressive? 353 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,582 Okay. 354 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:02,341 Just tell me where Jennifer is, then you can have your dumb scroll. 355 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,760 I don't know. Now give it to me. 356 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,931 Well, it's been real... bad. 357 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,475 It's been really bad. Later, babe. 358 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:20,192 Okay. Drive this... 359 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,743 Great. 360 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,123 You know, you're a real bitch. 361 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,209 Whoa! 362 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,516 Hey. 363 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,227 Ladies, what do you think about the pool? 364 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,311 Brand new. 365 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,744 Are you okay? 366 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,289 Better than okay. Look what I have. 367 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,665 What is it? 368 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:17,958 No idea. 369 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,627 But if those kung fu bitches were willing to blow up a house 370 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:23,714 and try to kill me, it has to be important. Pull over. 371 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,139 It's literally a star map. 372 00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:34,224 And what's this on the back? 373 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,602 It looks Greek to me. 374 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,563 You should leave the jokes to me, son. 375 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,815 No, I'm being serious. That's Greek. 376 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,483 You know Greek? 377 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:46,570 Remember when you starred in that film Gist of my Fist? 378 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,821 That one producer? 379 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:50,449 Well, he sent me everything over in Greek. 380 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,951 -I had to translate it for your lawyer. -Huh. 381 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,120 So, what does it say? 382 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,040 No idea. 383 00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:01,001 But I have a Greek dictionary back at home. 384 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,503 We can go by and pick it up. 385 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,714 Oh! Maybe you can finally autograph my poster of-- 386 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,091 Shut up. Well, whatever it is, 387 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,302 it's the reason that Jennifer is missing. 388 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,180 Which means there's only one thing left to do. 389 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:15,557 -Recast Jennifer. -Go to the police. 390 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,770 I mean, go to the police. Right. Yes. That's the smart move. 391 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,854 Come on. 392 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,614 I've failed you, Master. I've lost the scroll. 393 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:32,658 Kia was there. 394 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,201 And another. 395 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,955 A most formidable warrior. 396 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:39,623 Warrior? 397 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,626 Yes. He had a strong jaw. 398 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:47,005 If I were of this world, I would say... handsome. 399 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:51,176 If not for his determined spirit and distracting smell, 400 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,262 I would have the scroll, 401 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,765 and the forces of darkness would never have had a chance to escape. 402 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,309 You still have time, Ashrah. 403 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:02,020 The longest night is yet to come. 404 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,731 I will not fail you again... 405 00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,276 Lord Raiden. 406 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,320 I do not doubt it. 407 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,116 And neither should you. 408 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,537 Ashrah. 409 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,498 What is the name of this warrior? 410 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:24,168 He is called Johnny Cage. 411 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,252 Hmm. 412 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:31,842 Go. Retrieve the map and see if you can enlist this warrior's help. 413 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,552 But Master, I can-- 414 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:37,181 A cord of many strands is not so easily broken. 415 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:42,769 Besides, there may be more to this Johnny Cage than meets the eye. 416 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,903 Chuckie, grab that, would you? 417 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,198 Johnny Cage's car. How can I help you? 418 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:55,616 Give me that. 419 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,242 You're in the Cage with Johnny. 420 00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:00,078 Johnny, it's your fucking beloved agent, Dave. 421 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:04,708 I need you to swing by the fucking office right fucking now. 422 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,668 Calm down, Dave. I would love to. 423 00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:09,129 But I'm kind of in the middle of saving my movie. 424 00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,215 -Jennifer has gone missing-- -Johnny! 425 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:15,260 I don't care if you're trying to save a fucking orphanage 426 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,138 from closing on fucking Christmas. 427 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,517 I just got the biggest fucking offer 428 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,768 of your career. 429 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,146 ...wants you 430 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,941 for his next fucking picture. 431 00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,817 Yeah. That. 432 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,903 Why the hell is that being bleeped? 433 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,197 Legal? All right. Fine, fine. 434 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,699 Everyone knows who I'm talking about anyway, right? 435 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:40,118 I mean, he did and. 436 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:41,662 Shit, seriously? 437 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:48,126 Okay, this... director... has the Midas touch. 438 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:51,421 One year, he'll make an adventure flick that makes a bazillion dollars, 439 00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:55,008 and the next, a dramatic picture that wins all the awards. 440 00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:58,095 So for now, we'll call him "The Big Man," 441 00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:00,055 so legal doesn't ride my ass. 442 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,765 Are you all right with that, lawyers? 443 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,810 Point is, can wait. 444 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,436 I'll be right over. 445 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,521 Ahhh! 446 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:10,691 Heart attack, heart attack 447 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:12,693 There's no going back 448 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:14,903 Heart attack 449 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,619 Mr. Cage, Mr. Doubldy is expecting you. 450 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,713 Stay out here, kid. I'll only be a minute. 451 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,966 Ah! Like with Jennifer? 452 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:39,219 Um, no. Weirdo. 453 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,359 What would Johnny Cage do? 454 00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,073 Hi. My name is... 455 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:12,002 My foul-mouthed agent, David Doubldy. 456 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,213 Or rather, David fuckin' Doubldy, 457 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,547 as he likes to call himself. 458 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,632 Recognize him? 459 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,010 He's the guy from Venice Beach, the one that had his wallet lifted. 460 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,846 Turns out, he was one of LA's biggest agents, 461 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,724 and after my fancy footwork, he took me on. 462 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,518 He's been looking after me ever since. 463 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,811 Fuckin' superheroes! 464 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,230 Superheroes? 465 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,733 Only nerds like that stuff. 466 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,485 And the Big Man. 467 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:42,241 And if the Big Man says you're playing a turtle in a thong, 468 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:47,871 you better tuck those fucking jewels and get ready for a wedgie. 469 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,207 I do look good in a thong. When does it start shooting? 470 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,417 Beginning of the year. 471 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,795 Well, merry Christmas to me. 472 00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,046 Great. I can't wait. 473 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:59,216 Don't I always take care of you, kid? 474 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:02,469 Always. I mean, fucking always. 475 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:04,388 One more thing. 476 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,931 Oh, is this about the ad lib? 477 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,559 Ugh, I can't believe that director snitched. 478 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,852 Okay, you tell him-- 479 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:13,897 No. No, it's nothing like that. 480 00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,232 Then what? 481 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,403 I heard you were at Jennifer's earlier. 482 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,487 How did you hear-- 483 00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:24,741 I'm your fucking agent. It's my job to know where you are. 484 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:29,830 Thing is, there was this, uh, piece of paper, sort of like 485 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,665 a scroll. 486 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,084 Yeah, we were just about to take it to the police. 487 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,961 David, it was crazy. 488 00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,130 There was this babe in a toga trying to kill me. 489 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,798 Jennifer's place was bombed. 490 00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:42,467 They're calling it a gas leak. 491 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,095 A gas leak? No, Dave. 492 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:47,306 Jennifer's missing. She could be kidnapped, hurt. 493 00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,517 The scroll thing's probably the only lead we have to finding her, 494 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,478 so I'm going to the police and-- 495 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:57,482 Johnny, you don't need to worry about Jennifer. 496 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,151 She's fine. 497 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:04,573 What I need you to worry about is giving me the scroll. 498 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:05,657 Okay? 499 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,826 What's going on? 500 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,745 Why do you want the scroll so much? 501 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:17,794 Okay, I was going to wait on this, but I belong to a club. 502 00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:21,006 Real prestigious shit. 503 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:21,965 Like the Academy? 504 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,843 Eh, less ass-kissy. 505 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:28,931 This club has its fingers everywhere in this town. 506 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:33,560 You become part of this club, you'll always have work 507 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:39,316 and you'll be the superstar you always wanted to be. 508 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,360 Sounds great. What's the catch? 509 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:46,615 No catch. We... I want you to be part of it. 510 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:50,452 We're going to have a whole induction ceremony 511 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:53,121 at the Magical Mansion tonight, 512 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,083 and all you need to do is show up, 513 00:31:56,166 --> 00:32:00,295 with those expensive veneers and... 514 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:03,465 give me the scroll. 515 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:04,925 What about Ninja Mime? 516 00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:06,802 You told me, and I quote, 517 00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,846 "This movie will make you fucking A-list." 518 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,932 Are you fucking deaf? 519 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:16,687 Stop thinking about Ninja fucking Mime 520 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:20,899 and start thinking about the Big Man's movie. 521 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:24,570 Think about tights and fucking capes. 522 00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:28,574 I told you, Ninja Mime is already done. 523 00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:33,996 And if you don't give me that scroll right fucking now, 524 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,664 so are you. 525 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:37,082 What did he say? 526 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:38,917 What did you say? 527 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:41,003 You heard me. 528 00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,921 I made you. 529 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:48,677 Without me, you'd still be working at fucking Blockbuster, 530 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,973 yelling at customers about late fees. 531 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:56,560 Now, quit being a big baby 532 00:32:56,643 --> 00:33:00,022 and give me that fucking scroll! 533 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:05,319 If I was a well-adjusted man, someone who wasn't picked on as a kid, 534 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,654 who didn't have a distinct problem with authority 535 00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:11,491 and didn't hate, hate bullies, 536 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,827 I probably would've handled the next bit better. 537 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:16,914 You made me? 538 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:20,334 Listen, asshole. You don't do shit for me. 539 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,504 Sitting on your ass while I'm out there getting thrown through windows, 540 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:26,006 paparazzi chasing me into the john. 541 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:31,803 Ninja Mime is my best work, and you better pray it does well. 542 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,474 Because that's the last cent you're ever gonna get from me. 543 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:36,558 You're fired! 544 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:53,408 I was hoping to do this the easy way. 545 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,538 Give me the fucking scroll! 546 00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:00,874 Sure. Here. 547 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,877 Spin kick! I call out my own moves. 548 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:10,300 I don't need a gun to take care of a bitch like you. 549 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:23,438 Some more of this. 550 00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:29,152 Ponytails are dumb. 551 00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:41,123 And the award goes to... your face! 552 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,899 You don't know what you're doing. 553 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,401 What the hell? 554 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:15,490 We fucking run this town, and you're as good as dead. 555 00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:20,746 Ya hear me? Dead! 556 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:26,001 Yeah? Well, you're totally not worth 10%. 557 00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:46,480 Oh, oh, is... 558 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,440 Is he... Is he... 559 00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,526 Is he dead? 560 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,238 I'm sure he's fine. 561 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,915 See? He's fine. Chuck, get the car. 562 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:21,431 Where is Kia? 563 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:26,144 She was killed. By a member of the White Lotus. 564 00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:30,691 What of the scroll and the chosen one? 565 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:31,775 Gone. 566 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:35,654 Then I'll leave it up to you to find him, 567 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:37,906 Jataaka. 568 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:41,618 Retrieve the map and the chosen one. 569 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:43,662 For the Shadow. 570 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:45,581 For the Shadow. 571 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,216 So? 572 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,218 I guess "protect and serve" doesn't apply 573 00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:00,470 to celebrities on the verge of success. 574 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:02,890 Something weird is going on, Chuck. 575 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:05,309 We're gonna have to figure this out ourselves. 576 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:08,437 Okay. What... What do we do next? 577 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:10,856 "Party like it's 1999." 578 00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:16,528 It's a song, by... Forget it. 579 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:31,752 Magical Mansion. Invite-only. I've never been because, well... 580 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:35,005 ...after the SWAT incident with the birthday magician, 581 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:39,092 I was kind of blackballed by every so-called magician in town. 582 00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:40,177 Forever. 583 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:42,596 Are you sure it's okay we're using the sound van? 584 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,598 Sound department loves me. 585 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,018 I'm sure they're fine with helping out the star of Ninja Mime. 586 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:50,771 How goes it on the scroll front? 587 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:53,524 -It goes. -Hurry. I'm about to head in. 588 00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:55,817 If something goes wrong, call the army. 589 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:58,195 Or better yet, call the actor's union. 590 00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,530 They're way tougher. 591 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:11,208 Name? 592 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,044 Cage. Johnny Cage. 593 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:18,048 Um... I'm sorry. You aren't on the list. 594 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:22,052 But, I mean, I should be. Right? 595 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:25,055 Sir, the Magical Mansion is a members-only establishment. 596 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,225 Unless you're a member or here as a guest, 597 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:31,103 which according to my notes, you will never be, 598 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:35,023 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 599 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,735 Oh, come on. It was an honest mistake. 600 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:42,614 Wait. He's a guest of mine. 601 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:44,491 I've been around a lot of beautiful women. 602 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:46,076 She might take the cake. 603 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,746 Her legs were as long and curvy as Mulholland Drive. 604 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,874 And probably just as dangerous. 605 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:53,750 My cousin was killed up there. 606 00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:00,174 Where have you been my entire life? 607 00:39:00,257 --> 00:39:02,759 Getting ready for you, darling. 608 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:04,678 Shall we? 609 00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,144 Don't we make a fetching couple? 610 00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:18,734 After you. 611 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:48,555 So, Mr. Cage, what brings you to our little club? 612 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:51,808 My agent told me I should come check it out. 613 00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:53,519 Said he wanted me to join. 614 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,230 And who is your agent? 615 00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,315 Shit. Walked right into that. 616 00:39:58,815 --> 00:40:01,735 Uh, his name is Dominic Boon. 617 00:40:01,818 --> 00:40:03,237 Uh, do you know him? 618 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,239 No, I'm not familiar. 619 00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:08,158 And Johnny Cage with the save! 620 00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:11,828 But if you would like to be a member, 621 00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:15,832 then you deserve... a private tour. 622 00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:20,003 Anything you'd like to do in private sounds good to me. 623 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:22,089 Please, lead the way. 624 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:24,258 So cool. 625 00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:31,306 Johnny? You're breaking up. 626 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:33,058 Uh, is this a basement? 627 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,519 Are we right underneath the mansion? 628 00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:40,399 Why, if anything happened down here, how would the police know where to look? 629 00:40:40,482 --> 00:40:42,442 They wouldn't. 630 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:46,196 Part of the membership grants you access to the old subway tunnels 631 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,574 that used to crisscross Los Angeles. 632 00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:49,491 Johnny, I'm... 633 00:40:49,575 --> 00:40:51,118 I'm trying to figure out where you are. 634 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,578 You're breaking up. 635 00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:53,954 I can't... I can't hear anything. 636 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:58,876 So, about this initiation. 637 00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:01,128 I don't have to, you know... 638 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,713 ...do something weird, do I? 639 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:05,465 Define "weird." 640 00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:08,135 I don't know. Drink human blood? 641 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:09,720 No. 642 00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,055 You don't have to drink blood. 643 00:41:12,723 --> 00:41:15,225 But you do need a member to stand up for you. 644 00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,604 Which I'd be happy to do. 645 00:41:19,062 --> 00:41:21,899 I wonder if she'd be willing to lay down for me too. 646 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:24,985 Chica-bow-wicca-bow wicca-bow-bow. 647 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,946 Sorry. I even do the porn music in my voice-overs. 648 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,699 Come. We aren't far. 649 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:39,917 Are you scared, Mr. Cage? 650 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:44,254 Pfft! No, Johnny Cage doesn't get scared. 651 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,589 I peed myself. 652 00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:50,761 But you know, I'm not a big fan of the dark or being underground. 653 00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:52,471 What if there's an earthquake? 654 00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:55,015 Maybe... maybe we should just head back upstairs. What do you say? 655 00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:04,566 You don't know what glories await you a little further ahead. 656 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,320 Well, shit. That's not fair. 657 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,446 Hyah! 658 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,365 -You! -You! 659 00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:12,950 Me. 660 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,788 You need to stop hitting people. 661 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:25,712 What the fuck! 662 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:33,887 Come on. 663 00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:38,684 What was that? I mean, she was hot, but energy beams? 664 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,185 What the hell is going on? 665 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,770 Her name is Jataaka. 666 00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:44,606 One of three assassins from the Brotherhood of Shadow. 667 00:42:44,690 --> 00:42:48,193 They are intent on raising their god in order to destroy the world. 668 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:51,321 Yeah, great. Everything you just said doesn't make sense, 669 00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:55,033 including the part about a woman in something called the Brotherhood. 670 00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:58,412 This is all a bit much. 671 00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:00,622 I was just looking for my co-star, okay? 672 00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:04,251 Whatever weird sci-fi thing you guys got going on down here 673 00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:06,336 has nothing to do with me. 674 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,421 Agreed. 675 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,965 But as long as you have the scroll, Johnny Cage-- 676 00:43:10,048 --> 00:43:11,383 Oh, you're a fan. 677 00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:13,594 Where is the scroll? 678 00:43:13,844 --> 00:43:15,679 Oh. Uh, Chuck has it. 679 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:18,223 Then we must get to this Chuck. 680 00:43:27,816 --> 00:43:30,861 So once you get the scroll, they'll leave me alone, right? 681 00:43:31,737 --> 00:43:33,655 What other purpose would they have for you? 682 00:43:35,741 --> 00:43:37,409 -Chuck, you there? -Johnny! 683 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:41,371 I just called the union, but they said something about dues owed 684 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,415 and that they can't help you because you're late-- 685 00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:46,293 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Never mind. I'm at the NOHO sign. 686 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,504 I need you to come get me as quick as possible. 687 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,974 You will be punished for your betrayal, Ashrah. 688 00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:35,843 -Enough! -Oh, shit! 689 00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:41,223 Ashrah has decided her fate. 690 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:44,852 But you, Johnny, you are special. 691 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:48,021 We need you for the Brotherhood. 692 00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,900 Join us and all your dreams will come true. 693 00:44:52,651 --> 00:44:55,320 Oh, no, this club sounds great. Where do I sign? 694 00:44:55,404 --> 00:44:57,489 Fuck you! 695 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:10,460 Two years on the job, and he's never been late. 696 00:45:17,426 --> 00:45:18,427 You okay? 697 00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:22,764 Well, I just found out an evil cult is trying to raise a god in Los Angeles. 698 00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:24,975 So all things considered, I'm all right. 699 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,311 Oh, hi. My name is-- 700 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:28,770 No time for names, Chuck. 701 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,106 Tell me you've translated the scroll. 702 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:32,149 Most of it. 703 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:35,736 On one side is a map. 704 00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:37,487 -To what? -Los Angeles. 705 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,992 This is the stadium, the Tar Pits, Observatory. 706 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,244 And if you connect the dots, it's... 707 00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:48,332 So, this entire city is run by Satanists? 708 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:49,583 Oh, makes sense. 709 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:51,293 Not Satanists. 710 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,086 Disciples of Shinnok. 711 00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:54,546 Shinnok? 712 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:57,758 Quite a name. Let me guess. The mad god you were talking about? 713 00:45:57,841 --> 00:46:01,386 Yes. He is the ruler of Netherrealm, 714 00:46:02,137 --> 00:46:05,015 and calls for the destruction of all things. 715 00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:07,142 Well, sounds pretty Satan-y to me. 716 00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:09,102 There. What's in the center? 717 00:46:10,187 --> 00:46:13,273 That's Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater. 718 00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:16,902 Oh, yes. Dan's world-famous Oriental Theater. 719 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:19,530 Everybody knows that, but I don't get it. 720 00:46:19,613 --> 00:46:21,240 What do they want with the theater? 721 00:46:21,323 --> 00:46:22,574 I mean, this Shinnok, 722 00:46:22,658 --> 00:46:24,993 is he looking to put his horn prints in cement? 723 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:27,287 That's where they will open the gate to Netherrealm. 724 00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:28,455 She's right. 725 00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:33,585 The Greek on the back, okay, it's actually a spell. 726 00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:36,171 It says that in order to open the gate, 727 00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:39,842 they need what they call... "special" blood. 728 00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:43,679 Or... the blood of a god. 729 00:46:44,429 --> 00:46:46,014 Is that why Jennifer is missing? 730 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,059 I mean, she's good, but, well, I wouldn't call her a god. 731 00:46:49,852 --> 00:46:51,019 No matter. 732 00:46:51,103 --> 00:46:53,480 As long as we have the spell, she is safe. 733 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:57,025 We must retreat to our temple and fend off any attack to-- 734 00:46:57,109 --> 00:47:00,904 Retreat? Lady, I'm American. I don't even know the word. 735 00:47:02,281 --> 00:47:05,409 I mean, I know it, but you know... You know what I'm trying to say. 736 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,955 Whoa! 737 00:47:12,624 --> 00:47:14,668 -Ew! -Ahhh! 738 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,587 -Did you see that? -Yes! 739 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:21,216 She just jumped out and I spin-kicked her head off. 740 00:47:21,425 --> 00:47:23,302 I know. 741 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,429 Oh, man, my therapy bill 742 00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:27,264 is gonna be through the roof. 743 00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:30,893 -You okay, Chuck? -This violence is out of control. 744 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,352 Tell me about it. 745 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,523 What are you doing? 746 00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:39,818 Burning the paper. No spell, no Armageddon. 747 00:47:39,902 --> 00:47:43,530 And if there's no chance of Armageddon, they'll let Jennifer go. 748 00:47:43,614 --> 00:47:46,658 And we will be back on set before call time. 749 00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:02,966 Jennifer? 750 00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:04,426 Hi, Johnny. 751 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:06,803 Looks like you found me. 752 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:22,069 Well, not the first time I've woken up like this. 753 00:48:22,694 --> 00:48:25,155 Merry Christmas, sleepyhead. 754 00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:27,199 It's about time you woke up. 755 00:48:27,699 --> 00:48:30,577 Jennifer? Jennifer! We gotta get the fuck out of here. 756 00:48:30,661 --> 00:48:32,913 These crazy cultists want to sacrifice you 757 00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:34,373 for some demon thing. 758 00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:36,333 Hurry, untie me before they get back, so-- 759 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:41,296 Oh, Johnny. Why would we do that? 760 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,717 Because I've got you 761 00:48:45,801 --> 00:48:49,096 right where I've wanted you the entire time. 762 00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:53,058 Come again? 763 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:55,853 You still don't get it, do you? 764 00:48:56,812 --> 00:49:00,065 I'm starting to. You're bat-shit crazy. 765 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,235 Maybe. 766 00:49:03,318 --> 00:49:05,696 But they say that about my god. 767 00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,532 So, I'm in good company. 768 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,826 Jennifer, come on. 769 00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:13,912 You can't be throwing your career away on some cult. 770 00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:17,457 This cult is why I have a career. 771 00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:20,169 The Brotherhood sent us here years ago, 772 00:49:20,252 --> 00:49:23,881 but me and some others were lost. 773 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:26,008 Cut off from our realm. 774 00:49:26,091 --> 00:49:29,553 We've searched for decades for a way back. 775 00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:32,848 But then, we found the scroll and it showed us 776 00:49:32,931 --> 00:49:36,602 how to bring our god here, to Earthrealm. 777 00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,855 We scoured the Earth for the elements. 778 00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:43,108 A Holy Kriss, a sacred chalice... 779 00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:47,070 ...and the blood of someone special. 780 00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:53,619 You, Johnny Cage, have the blood of gods. 781 00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:56,288 You're the one we've waited for. 782 00:49:56,371 --> 00:50:00,209 You're the key to opening a portal for my king. 783 00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:03,170 Well, I'm flattered, Jennifer, but I-- 784 00:50:03,253 --> 00:50:04,546 No. 785 00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:07,591 No need to call me by that name anymore. 786 00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:11,053 Please, call me Sareena. 787 00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:16,683 The only thing I'm gonna call you is a fucking lunatic. 788 00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:19,144 Why don't you let me go? Now! 789 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,189 We weren't sure you were the one at first. 790 00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:26,235 It seemed impossible that someone so stupid 791 00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:28,570 could be so critical to our mission. 792 00:50:28,654 --> 00:50:32,908 It's been fun, watching you blindly do what we wanted. 793 00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:38,038 From David taking you on as a client to being my co-star on Ninja Mime. 794 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:42,167 Even when Brian tricked you into going to my house. 795 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:44,336 Brian is in on it too? 796 00:50:44,419 --> 00:50:45,879 Fuck Brian. 797 00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:47,756 Everyone is. 798 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,927 Soon, our god will arrive, and we will rule by his side. 799 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:55,514 And all it costs is a couple of human sacrifices here and there? 800 00:50:55,597 --> 00:51:00,477 Consider yourself lucky to be part of the coming of Shinnok. 801 00:51:00,936 --> 00:51:03,063 Oh, yeah, real lucky. 802 00:51:05,524 --> 00:51:07,526 Come on, Jennifer. Don't do this! 803 00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:08,610 Do this? 804 00:51:09,111 --> 00:51:10,487 It's already done. 805 00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:28,630 Where are we? Where's Johnny? 806 00:51:28,714 --> 00:51:29,673 That hack? 807 00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:32,342 He's about to have another starring role. 808 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,886 His last, in fact. 809 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,098 Tell me where your master is. 810 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:42,853 I'm sure Shinnok would like a word with him 811 00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:44,605 when he arrives in Earthrealm. 812 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:46,231 Stop it! 813 00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:52,112 You're a strong one. 814 00:51:52,738 --> 00:51:53,906 But what about him? 815 00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:57,451 Leave him alone. He is only a boy. 816 00:51:57,534 --> 00:52:01,163 There was a time in which you would have eaten this boy limb from limb. 817 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,583 Hasn't she told you? 818 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:08,754 That thing you think is human is a demon from Netherrealm. 819 00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:11,423 A demon just like me. 820 00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:17,554 I am nothing like you. 821 00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:19,681 She pretends. 822 00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:21,683 On a quest to find redemption, 823 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:24,978 which is your weakness. 824 00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:27,898 You can't stand the suffering of the innocent. 825 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:30,192 It's why I became a director. 826 00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:37,115 Now, Ashrah. Tell me, where is Raiden? 827 00:52:37,741 --> 00:52:39,326 You think you can intimidate me? 828 00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:41,954 I'm an assistant. I get tortured for money! 829 00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,043 What would Johnny Cage do? 830 00:52:54,967 --> 00:52:55,968 Is he dead? 831 00:52:56,051 --> 00:52:57,052 Yes. 832 00:52:57,970 --> 00:53:03,725 Aw, man. Ninja Mime is totally not happening now he's... Geez. 833 00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:10,983 Ahhh! 834 00:53:16,738 --> 00:53:19,825 I am impressed. You have a warrior's heart. 835 00:53:21,952 --> 00:53:23,203 Mr. Cage always told me, 836 00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:27,249 if I get in a sticky situation, to think about what he would do. 837 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:29,751 But since I didn't have time to exfoliate, 838 00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,879 I thought that was the next best thing. 839 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:37,426 I don't know what you're saying, but I do know he is your hero. 840 00:53:37,509 --> 00:53:43,223 So, Chuck Golden, let's save your hero before he dies. 841 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:46,977 Yeah. Uh, but... Is it true what he said? 842 00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:48,604 You're not human? 843 00:53:48,687 --> 00:53:52,024 No, I am not. But I'm working on it. 844 00:54:28,852 --> 00:54:31,021 Brothers, sisters. 845 00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:35,359 It is time that we give back to our god 846 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:38,445 for that which he has given to us. 847 00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:44,660 We, the privileged, the wealthy, the beautiful. 848 00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:50,040 All given to us so that we may live in this moment. 849 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:55,128 So that we can bring about his power on Earth. 850 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:59,007 Bring in the chosen one. 851 00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:02,094 Get your hands off me. 852 00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:04,888 This is bullshit. I don't care who you are. 853 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:08,100 When I get out of here, I'm gonna sue the pants off you. 854 00:55:08,183 --> 00:55:11,520 They're not wearing pants. The robes, the stupid robes, I mean. 855 00:55:18,986 --> 00:55:23,031 Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok. 856 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,286 Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok. 857 00:55:27,661 --> 00:55:31,540 Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok. 858 00:55:32,249 --> 00:55:35,252 Shadam, Shanee, Shinnok. 859 00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:40,340 Oh, look! The three not-so-wise ones. 860 00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:43,343 Gag him. 861 00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:44,428 Shinnok. 862 00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:45,971 Shadam. 863 00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:49,558 -Screw you! -The spell's not working. 864 00:55:49,641 --> 00:55:51,685 I can tell how old you are. 865 00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:54,563 Shinnok. Shadam. 866 00:55:54,646 --> 00:55:56,899 So, what do we do? 867 00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:59,735 I will get closer to try to free Johnny. 868 00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:02,696 You must provide a distraction. 869 00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:04,239 A distraction? 870 00:56:05,866 --> 00:56:08,160 What... what type of distraction? I... 871 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:10,120 Remember... 872 00:56:10,871 --> 00:56:12,706 What would Johnny Cage do? 873 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,507 What would Johnny Cage do? 874 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:24,843 What would Johnny Cage do? 875 00:56:38,148 --> 00:56:42,069 With this cut, let the blood flow 876 00:56:42,152 --> 00:56:45,405 that will open a gateway for our god! 877 00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:49,535 Fuck you! 878 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:51,703 Please make it stop! 879 00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:56,458 Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee. 880 00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:00,712 Shinnok, Shadam, Shanee, 881 00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:02,297 Shinnok, 882 00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:03,757 Shadam, 883 00:57:03,924 --> 00:57:05,008 Shanee. 884 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:07,511 It's working. 885 00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:09,012 It's working. 886 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:10,764 It's working! 887 00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:14,434 Shanee! Shinnok! 888 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,689 Shanee! Shinnok! 889 00:57:30,284 --> 00:57:32,035 Don't worry, Johnny. 890 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,704 You'll always be immortal... 891 00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:35,330 in the movies. 892 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,332 Hey! 893 00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:38,959 Who dares? 894 00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:40,794 Chuck? 895 00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,130 My name is Chuck Golden, 896 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:46,258 and I'm the best damn assistant in town. 897 00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:55,559 Ow! 898 00:57:56,977 --> 00:57:58,562 Oh, fuck. 899 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:05,444 Sorry, Mr. Cage. 900 00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:12,492 Yes. Sorry, Mr. Cage. 901 00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:15,746 No one is coming to save you now. 902 00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:16,997 I wouldn't say that. 903 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,123 What? 904 00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:21,043 I said, I wouldn't say that. 905 00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:25,672 What are you saying? 906 00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:28,008 I said, "Go fuck yourself." 907 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:51,031 Oh, come on! 908 00:58:56,411 --> 00:58:58,455 It's too late, sister. 909 00:58:58,539 --> 00:59:00,374 The Gateway is opening. 910 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,753 Sister? 911 00:59:04,837 --> 00:59:06,797 You're telling me you're a... 912 00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:09,216 A demon, yes. 913 00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:11,134 Oh, that's hot. 914 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:38,495 No! No, no, no. No, no, no. 915 01:00:35,928 --> 01:00:37,221 Sareena. 916 01:00:38,305 --> 01:00:40,432 I thought you were lost to us. 917 01:00:41,767 --> 01:00:42,768 I was. 918 01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:46,188 But now, I am found. 919 01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:47,981 Indeed. 920 01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:51,985 Where have you brought me, my child? 921 01:00:52,069 --> 01:00:54,321 The jewel of all places. 922 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,574 Earthrealm, my Majesty. 923 01:00:57,658 --> 01:00:59,201 Earthrealm. 924 01:01:02,913 --> 01:01:07,251 I have longed to feast on the bones of its denizens. 925 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,878 You have done well, my child. 926 01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:14,007 And for that, you will be rewarded. 927 01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:16,176 It's over. 928 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,761 He's won. 929 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,596 He hasn't won shit, not yet. 930 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,516 He is a god, and we are-- 931 01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:25,310 Earth's best chance of survival. 932 01:01:25,394 --> 01:01:26,520 Listen, Ashrah. 933 01:01:26,603 --> 01:01:30,065 That guy is just another in a long line of bullies, 934 01:01:30,148 --> 01:01:32,317 and the minute you push back against a bully... 935 01:01:32,401 --> 01:01:34,069 They fold like a hideaway bed. 936 01:01:35,279 --> 01:01:36,280 Always. 937 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:38,073 You wanna be human? 938 01:01:38,156 --> 01:01:41,994 Well, never giving up is part of our DNA, okay? 939 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:45,497 That and male-pattern baldness. Thank God I didn't get that. 940 01:01:45,581 --> 01:01:46,790 Now think. 941 01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:49,793 There has to be some way to get rid of this guy. 942 01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,461 I don't know. 943 01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:52,629 I might. 944 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:54,381 If we can get him back to the rift, 945 01:01:54,464 --> 01:01:55,966 and I can say the spell, 946 01:01:56,049 --> 01:01:59,011 it should close, trapping him wherever that leads. 947 01:02:00,429 --> 01:02:01,638 Nah, that's a stupid idea. 948 01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:03,223 I'm kidding. That's terrific. 949 01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:06,268 Okay, Ashrah, can you get the scroll? 950 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,733 Yes. And what about you? 951 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:15,277 I'm gonna do what action stars always do. 952 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,739 Get a huge trailer and save the day. 953 01:02:21,033 --> 01:02:22,075 Earthrealm. 954 01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:23,744 Finally. 955 01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:27,039 I have come to mete out your destruction. 956 01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:28,999 Bow before me. 957 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,044 Celebrate my arrival. 958 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:35,422 Hey, even whiter David Bowie! 959 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:39,176 There's only one god we're celebrating today, 960 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,969 and it sure as hell ain't you. 961 01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:52,439 Oh, shit. 962 01:03:10,332 --> 01:03:11,875 -What happened? -You all right, buddy? 963 01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:22,553 People of Earthrealm. 964 01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:27,224 I, Shinnok, your new god, am here... 965 01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:30,269 to destroy you. 966 01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,483 Sorry about that. 967 01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:38,819 I don't mind. 968 01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:40,529 Neither do I. 969 01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:43,240 All right, ugly. 970 01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,659 Time to show you how rough this town can get. 971 01:03:57,296 --> 01:04:00,007 Hey, man. I think that just pissed it off. 972 01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:01,091 Oh, ya think? 973 01:04:13,395 --> 01:04:14,396 Chuck! 974 01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:17,566 The scroll! 975 01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:21,737 Give me the scroll, boy. 976 01:04:26,658 --> 01:04:30,913 I'll admit, it is not looking great for the Ninja Mime sequel. 977 01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:42,508 Oh, I feel like you look. 978 01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:45,844 But, hey, at least we're alive, right? 979 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,641 Don't answer that. 980 01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:12,538 What was that? 981 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,086 Come on, Chuck. Come out. 982 01:05:19,711 --> 01:05:20,712 Join us. 983 01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:24,925 I know you really just wanna be a star like Johnny. 984 01:05:25,634 --> 01:05:28,136 I can make that happen. Just give me the scroll. 985 01:05:31,849 --> 01:05:32,850 I lied. 986 01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:35,018 I'm gonna kill you. 987 01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:36,854 Slowly. 988 01:05:37,896 --> 01:05:41,275 Now, give me the scroll. 989 01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,277 Sure. 990 01:05:52,828 --> 01:05:54,621 Ah! I have it. 991 01:05:56,081 --> 01:05:56,915 Huh? 992 01:06:09,178 --> 01:06:11,930 Your quest to become human has made you weak. 993 01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:14,725 There is nothing you can do to defeat me. 994 01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:17,561 I wouldn't say "nothing." 995 01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:26,028 You call them weak because they dream. They care. 996 01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:27,613 They never give up. 997 01:06:27,696 --> 01:06:29,740 That is not weakness, sister. 998 01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:33,035 That is their strength. My strength. 999 01:06:33,118 --> 01:06:36,538 Come, let me show you. 1000 01:06:47,883 --> 01:06:52,804 Unlike you, I am at home in my form. 1001 01:06:52,888 --> 01:06:59,811 I do not need to disguise myself any further! 1002 01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:22,251 Your feeble attempt to stop me is amusing. 1003 01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:26,129 But I must be about the end of the world. 1004 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,390 Come, demons. 1005 01:07:38,392 --> 01:07:40,644 Come and eat your fill. 1006 01:07:59,913 --> 01:08:02,916 Goodbye, Sister. 1007 01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:05,085 Ashrah! 1008 01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,273 Goodbye. 1009 01:08:28,108 --> 01:08:31,528 Thank you, Chuck. Now we must go help Johnny. 1010 01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:34,281 We might have bigger problems than that. 1011 01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:42,497 Mr... Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage! 1012 01:08:43,248 --> 01:08:45,250 Mr. Cage, you have to get up. 1013 01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:48,003 This is the part of the movie where you make your comeback. 1014 01:08:48,086 --> 01:08:49,838 He thinks I'm something I'm not. 1015 01:08:50,547 --> 01:08:51,840 Some sort of hero, 1016 01:08:51,924 --> 01:08:54,885 rather than a guy who can kick high, hit his mark and... 1017 01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:57,137 look spectacular all the time. 1018 01:08:57,721 --> 01:08:59,973 Well, kid, you're out of luck. 1019 01:09:00,849 --> 01:09:02,893 Johnny Cage isn't a hero. 1020 01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:06,480 He's nobody... special. 1021 01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,565 You're special, Johnny. 1022 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:10,526 You are special. 1023 01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:12,277 You're a special guy, Johnny. 1024 01:09:12,611 --> 01:09:14,196 "Special" blood. 1025 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,948 The blood of gods. 1026 01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:19,868 They're right. They were all right. 1027 01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:23,121 I am special. 1028 01:09:23,205 --> 01:09:25,374 And I'm gonna do what I've always done. 1029 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,670 Shove my special foot down this bully's throat. 1030 01:09:29,753 --> 01:09:32,047 I'm the last man standing... 1031 01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:34,174 Hey, pal! 1032 01:09:34,967 --> 01:09:38,220 This is the city of angels. No devils allowed. 1033 01:09:43,267 --> 01:09:47,312 It's a wonder that I'm still alive 1034 01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,819 I'm a survivor... 1035 01:09:55,445 --> 01:09:57,906 Come on, man. Is that all you got? 1036 01:10:01,076 --> 01:10:02,995 I'm a survivor 1037 01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:07,374 Well, look at that. 1038 01:10:07,457 --> 01:10:09,585 Even demons have balls. 1039 01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:12,880 Fuck him up, Johnny! 1040 01:10:12,963 --> 01:10:15,215 Challenge before me, yeah 1041 01:10:15,465 --> 01:10:17,885 Johnny! Johnny! 1042 01:10:17,968 --> 01:10:20,888 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! 1043 01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:23,348 Am I getting a slow clap? 1044 01:10:24,725 --> 01:10:26,393 I'm getting a slow clap. 1045 01:10:26,476 --> 01:10:27,728 Johnny! Johnny! 1046 01:10:27,811 --> 01:10:29,354 Kick his ass, Cage! 1047 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:34,109 Johnny! Johnny! 1048 01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:37,196 Yeah! 1049 01:10:40,282 --> 01:10:41,408 Impossible. 1050 01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:52,503 Get him, Johnny! 1051 01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:55,422 Yeah! 1052 01:11:06,183 --> 01:11:07,267 Eat it! 1053 01:11:09,353 --> 01:11:12,064 You fool! You may have power, 1054 01:11:12,606 --> 01:11:14,024 but I am a god. 1055 01:11:19,821 --> 01:11:21,240 There! No, there! 1056 01:11:27,412 --> 01:11:29,081 They're coming out too fast! 1057 01:11:37,631 --> 01:11:40,551 I will enjoy eating your bones. 1058 01:11:50,143 --> 01:11:51,728 Hey! Leave him alone. 1059 01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:54,273 -Yeah. -Come on, leave him alone. 1060 01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:06,618 Any last words, Earthrealmer? 1061 01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:11,456 Yeah, if I might. 1062 01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:33,145 Gravity's a bitch. 1063 01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:54,124 Chuck, now! 1064 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:57,377 Close this door, forevermore! 1065 01:12:57,461 --> 01:13:00,464 Close this door, forevermore! 1066 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,795 Better safe than sorry. 1067 01:13:49,346 --> 01:13:50,430 Chuck, you did it. 1068 01:13:50,514 --> 01:13:53,475 You're the best damn assistant there is. 1069 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:56,311 No. We did it, Mr. Cage. 1070 01:13:56,395 --> 01:13:59,940 A cord of many strands is not easily broken. 1071 01:14:10,325 --> 01:14:12,077 Well, would you look at that? 1072 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,663 You got your white Christmas after all, Chuck. 1073 01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:17,916 And you... You were incredible. 1074 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,294 As were you, Johnny Cage. 1075 01:14:21,003 --> 01:14:24,047 You have shown me what it truly means to be human. 1076 01:14:25,007 --> 01:14:28,760 If I had not made my vows, I would take you as a mate. 1077 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:31,305 Well, we can work on that later. 1078 01:14:32,014 --> 01:14:33,056 But for now... 1079 01:14:34,516 --> 01:14:35,517 You know what? 1080 01:14:35,976 --> 01:14:37,978 When you save the world from a dark god, 1081 01:14:38,061 --> 01:14:40,314 you don't have to kiss the kick-ass demon fighter. 1082 01:14:40,397 --> 01:14:43,108 But for me... I kind of do. 1083 01:14:44,026 --> 01:14:46,236 Chuck followed in my footsteps. 1084 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,281 He took the "what would Johnny Cage do" to the extreme 1085 01:14:49,364 --> 01:14:52,326 and signed up for some martial arts lessons at a strip mall. 1086 01:14:52,784 --> 01:14:54,995 This wasn't a good one. 1087 01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:58,540 Eventually, he put on this funny suit with all these glowing balls 1088 01:14:58,624 --> 01:15:01,210 and became my double on a bunch of video games. 1089 01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:03,712 He called himself "Mokap." 1090 01:15:03,795 --> 01:15:05,464 Didn't make any sense to me. 1091 01:15:05,547 --> 01:15:09,718 And the games, well, they were banned due to excessive violence. 1092 01:15:10,886 --> 01:15:12,346 -Come here. -Toasty! 1093 01:15:12,429 --> 01:15:13,972 Ashrah took off. 1094 01:15:14,723 --> 01:15:17,976 She said she had to continue her quest to become holy. 1095 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:20,479 Being by my side made that a little harder. 1096 01:15:20,562 --> 01:15:21,897 Can't say I blame her. 1097 01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:24,274 I can hardly control myself around me. 1098 01:15:25,108 --> 01:15:26,151 And me? 1099 01:15:26,235 --> 01:15:30,197 Well, we made Ninja Mime and a sequel. 1100 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,615 And another one after that. 1101 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:35,077 In fact, my career was going pretty great there for a while. 1102 01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:37,621 But with every hill, there's always a valley. 1103 01:15:38,830 --> 01:15:39,831 That's life. 1104 01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:41,708 The biggest bully of all. 1105 01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:04,481 Oh, Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage. Where are you headed? 1106 01:16:04,565 --> 01:16:07,150 Off to shoot a new film on some remote island. 1107 01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:08,986 Beautiful scenery, beautiful babes. 1108 01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:11,530 I have a good feeling about this one. 1109 01:16:11,613 --> 01:16:12,906 Is this your comeback? 1110 01:16:12,990 --> 01:16:14,575 Comeback? 1111 01:16:15,075 --> 01:16:16,076 Lady... 1112 01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:17,411 I've never left. 1113 01:16:31,842 --> 01:16:34,720 I'm the last man standing 1114 01:16:34,803 --> 01:16:36,388 Walking through the night 1115 01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:40,475 Basking in the power and glory 1116 01:16:41,351 --> 01:16:43,562 Competitors bested 1117 01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:45,314 Challenges met 1118 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:50,569 It's a wonder that I'm still alive 1119 01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:57,367 I'm a survivor 1120 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:01,872 When it's down to the wire 1121 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:07,002 I'm a survivor 1122 01:17:09,129 --> 01:17:11,590 Believe it when I tell you 1123 01:17:11,673 --> 01:17:13,383 I am but a man 1124 01:17:14,051 --> 01:17:17,596 Rising to the challenge before me, yeah 1125 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:20,474 No chance of stopping 1126 01:17:20,557 --> 01:17:22,309 Get out of my way 1127 01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:27,523 Throwing all my fears aside 1128 01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:34,238 I'm a survivor 1129 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:38,951 Yeah, my will is on fire 1130 01:17:40,577 --> 01:17:43,747 I'm a survivor 1131 01:18:47,144 --> 01:18:50,606 My will is on fire 1132 01:18:52,065 --> 01:18:55,027 I'm a survivor 1133 01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:59,781 You fuel my desire 1134 01:19:00,991 --> 01:19:04,244 And I'm a survivor 1135 01:19:05,329 --> 01:19:09,082 Yeah, my will is on fire 1136 01:19:10,501 --> 01:19:13,921 I'm a survivor 1137 01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:18,342 When it's down to the wire 1138 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,180 I'm a survivor 1139 01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:27,476 I'm a survivor 1140 01:19:28,977 --> 01:19:32,481 I'm a survivor