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Come on!
It's picture time!
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♪ In the Loud House ♪
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♪ Really Loud House ♪
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Action!
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If you're
a Royal Woods' middle schooler,
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today is the biggest day
of the year,
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then annual Kangaroo Hop,
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the Super Bowl
of middle school dances.
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Cut, you're all stiff like
a baby calf in a blizzard.
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Sorry, Liam.
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Haven't you ever talked
to a camera before?
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Liam is really excited
about getting
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to shoot his first
solo Action News' piece,
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a documentary about
the Kangaroo Hop.
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You know what?
I'm gonna scrap the openin'
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for now and get some B-roll
of the decorations committee.
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Oh,
and there's the Clyde-meister.
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Hey, snap a sweet pic of us.
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My name is Rusty Spokes,
and I'm in sixth grade,
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which is the coolest grade
in middle school.
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I'm a Capricorn,
and I can bench 71 pounds.
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Charlie Uggo.
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I'm in sixth grade as well.
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I'm really excited
for my first Kangaroo Hop.
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Oh, and I guess my favorite
color is obviously pink.
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My favorite color
is your eyes.
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That is a Rusty original.
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It must be tough
to watch Rusty
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with the girl of your dreams.
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I'm actually happy
for those two.
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And you know what?
It's nice just being friends
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with Charlie.
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You're a pretty evolved guy, Lincoln.
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Hey, you know,
I quoted you twice
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in my session
with Dr. Lopez last week.
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Therapy shout-out.
I'll take it.
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Did you tell her about
your seagull nightmare?
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I'm working up to it.
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Mm, putting a fresh coat
of gold paint
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on the thrones, huh?
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Yep.
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Well, they look great, but
they're not very comfortable
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to sit in.
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I would know
because I've sat in them.
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I won.
I was the Kangaroo Queen.
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I have a girlfriend.
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And who are you?
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I'm Lori Loud,
former Kangaroo Queen.
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Hop hop.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Loud.
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I also attended
the Kangaroo Hop
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in middle school.
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I did not get a crown.
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Because you were runner-up.
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Yes.
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There's no prize
for runner-up?
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I did get a gift certificate
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to the Royal Woods'
Lumber Yard.
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Can I try on your crown?
- I would love to.
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Unfortunately, I swore an oath
to the Kangaroo Kourt
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to honor and upload the bylaws
therein of crown etiquette.
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A simple "no"
would have sufficed.
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Boo!
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More like "roo"
as in "kangaroo."
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Well then, g'day, mate.
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Ooh.
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Crikey!
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I am Lincoln Loud.
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I'm going solo to the dance.
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I was going to take my fellow
Action News correspondent
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Stella, as a friend,
but she's at a science fair.
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She's killing it
on the science fair circuit.
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My name is Clyde McBride,
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and I'm going
to the Kangaroo Hop
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with my dad's chiropractor's
daughter.
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Her name is Marnie Steppenberg,
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and according to her father,
she is very well-adjusted.
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That's a chiropractor joke.
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So your dad set you up?
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Interesting.
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Would they be open
to settin' down for a spell?
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Uh, they don't really like
talking about me.
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- We are Clyde's dads.
- Hi.
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I'm Harold. This is Howard.
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Uh! Wait a minute.
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I'm Howard. Oh, my gosh.
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I am so nervous.
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We are so proud of our Clyde
and all of his accomplishments.
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Yay!
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Let's see here.
First tooth. First crawl.
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Oh, he could crawl
like the wind.
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Aw.
- First airplane ride.
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That's when he found out
that peanuts were free.
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And we found out
he was allergic to peanuts.
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Oh, yes,
but there is one milestone
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we have yet to fill in.
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First first love.
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Our Clyde is in middle school
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but he hasn't exactly clicked
with that special someone.
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Enter us.
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Click.
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Tonight we're hoping
that Clyde
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will be holding hands
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with a certain
chiropractor's daughter.
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Ooh, can I tell him the story
about the day we met?
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Well,
let me get a tissue first.
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Okay, go.
- It was November 2004.
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I had just moved to town,
and there was an art exhibit
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at the community center.
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I saw this one
from across the room,
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and I noticed we both
had the same jacket.
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Guy Girrard's
double-breasted parka.
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Cut to the coat check,
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and we accidentally put
on each other's jackets.
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When we switched back,
this one,
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being the gentleman that he is,
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put mine on for me.
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When my hand came through
that sleeve,
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his hand was right there.
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It was electric.
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We've been holding hands
ever since.
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Howdy, sports fans.
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This is your old pal,
AJ Squaredaway,
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and welcome
to Volcanoes baseball.
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Pitching today
for the Volcanoes,
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flame-throwing
rookie sensation,
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Cannonball Wilson.
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Hey, Lynn, I'm rolling out
some new appetizers
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for Lynn's Table, and I would
love to get some feedback.
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Not now, Dad.
Cannonball Wilson is pitching.
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This guy could throw
a pork chop past a hungry wolf.
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Oh, speaking of pork chops,
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you wanna try
this pork dumpling
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and maybe I can ask you
a few questions?
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Okay, I see you twirling
a baseball bat,
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so I'm going
to leave these here
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with a brief questionnaire.
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I'm leaving.
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Say that again, Clyde?
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Oh, okay.
So you're gonna take
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the pre-dance pictures
at the Louds' house.
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Uh-huh, okay, and, uh,
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and Lincoln's dad is making
special appetizers.
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Oh, that sounds delicious.
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All right, Clyde.
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Well, I want you to have fun.
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This is your big day.
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All right.
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Mwah.
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Apparently the Louds
have burgled our milestone.
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What kind of people steal
the most important moment
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of a child's life
and don't have the decency
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to extend an invitation
to the parents of said child?
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I guess 11 children
isn't enough for them.
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I say this without
the slightest bit of hyperbole.
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The Louds have ruined
our lives.
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Howard.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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This is the best bacon-wrapped
scallop I ever tasted.
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"Best ever."
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Hey, uh, you told your dads
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about coming over tonight, right?
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Uh, absolutely.
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Mmm.
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In sixth grade,
I was in the Kangaroo Kourt.
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In eighth, I took the crown.
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G'day, Charlie.
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♪ Korn dogs,
you gotta get a Korn dog ♪
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♪ Just past the center
of town ♪
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If you're heading west.
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Thanks, Lincoln.
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I've literally never made
a balloon animal before.
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This is so cool.
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Ooh, a swing and a miss.
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- Yes!
- Cannonball is perfect again.
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Hey.
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The Red Roosters have no runs, Lincoln.
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Great.
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They have no runs and no...
"other things."
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And it's the top of the sixth.
- Cool?
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Do you understand
what I'm saying, Lincoln?
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I'm sorry, Lynn.
I'm kind of a casual
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baseball fan.
- For the casual baseball fan,
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lemme explain
what's happening here.
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You see, ol' Cannonball's
throwin' a no-hitter.
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Now superstition says
none of his teammates
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can say "boo" about it.
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See folks, when a pitcher
is on a roll,
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the last thang you wanna do
is make a big thang out of it
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because he'll get
in his own head,
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give up a homer,
and it's bye-bye no-no.
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You see, Lincoln?
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Yeah, the guy's doing great,
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and if people tell him
he's doing great,
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it'll jinx him,
and he'll stop doing great.
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Gotta go.
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Hey there, Casanova.
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You're doing pretty good
with Charlie.
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What are you talking about?
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As a former Kangaroo Queen,
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I know a little something
about young love.
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You're cracking her up,
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you're making her
balloon animals,
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and from where I'm standing,
it's working.
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You're on a roll, Lincoln.
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I am?
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Yeah, I guess I am.
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- Big mistake.
- What?
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Lincoln was doing great,
and then you told him
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he was doing great, and now
he's gonna stop doing great
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because he's in his own head.
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You jinxed him.
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That's ridiculous.
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Literally.
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Oh, hey, Lincoln.
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Can you make me
another kangaroo balloon?
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I named this one Charlie,
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and I wanna name
the other one Lincoln.
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No problemo.
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I'm not jinxed.
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Lynn's totally wrong
with her no-hitter theory.
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Everything is fine.
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I mean, sure, I wasn't aware
I was doing great with Charlie,
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and now I am.
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But that's not gonna change anything.
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I'm still gonna be the same
confident guy I've always been.
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I'm the plan with the man.
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I'm just gonna go downstairs
and be the same confident guy
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I've always been.
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It's all good.
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Aah!
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Oh, are those the skewers
I've heard so much about?
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Oh, people are talkin'.
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Can you see him?
Did you see him?
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Are you seeing him?
Can you see him?
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Did you see him?
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When I see him,
I will tell you.
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Ooh, there's Clyde.
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Who is he with?
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How does he look?
How is he feeling?
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How am I feeling?
Aah, talk to me!
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He's with Marnie.
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He looks contemplative.
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What? Let me see.
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He does look contemplative.
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I cannot believe that Clyde's
in there having a milestone
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while we're out here looking
through antique binoculars
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that we got at that estate sale
in Vermont.
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It was such a good trip.
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Oh, Clyde learned
to tie his shoes
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on that trip.
- I cannot believe
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the Louds didn't invite us.
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Next time I see that
Lynn Loud Sr., I'm gonna
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give him my deep voice.
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Hey, guys.
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- Well, hi!
- Hi!
259
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,965
We're just out driving around.
260
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,793
Yeah,
doing the real estate thing.
261
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,103
We're looky-loos.
262
00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,379
Hey, where ya been?
263
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,241
Clyde told you we invited you, right?
264
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,172
both: Of course he did.
265
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,103
Oh, get in here.
Hey, I love your ride.
266
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,758
It's no Vanzilla.
267
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,758
Time to get this train back
on the tracks.
268
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:42,000
You two look absolutely adorable.
269
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,448
Apropos of nothing,
do you have a coat
270
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,172
that Clyde could help you
put on later?
271
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,655
Yeah.
272
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,965
Showtime.
273
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,689
G'day, mate.
I'm a boxing kangaroo.
274
00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,034
Boo.
275
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,517
Whoo! Whoo!
276
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,103
- Oh!
- Oh.
277
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,793
I'm so sorry.
278
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,931
It's okay.
279
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,413
My dad can fix it.
280
00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:01,896
Oh, yes, he can.
281
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,068
- He can do it.
- He's opening a second office.
282
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:05,206
He's a miracle worker.
283
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,379
So, uh, Lincoln,
who's your date?
284
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,758
I'm actually going
solo to the dance.
285
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:12,241
Which I think is really cool.
286
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:14,655
She thinks I'm really cool.
287
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,586
Wait, "really cool"?
288
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,137
Is she being sarcastic?
289
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:23,482
Because going to the dance
by yourself really isn't cool.
290
00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,862
Oh, my gosh.
She thinks I'm not cool!
291
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,827
You gotta fix this, Lincoln.
292
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,965
Say something cool.
293
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,965
I'm taking my sister
to the dance!
294
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,137
Okay?
295
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,724
Which is cool, because a lot
of guys wouldn't do that.
296
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:43,517
It takes a lot of confidence
to take your sister to a dance.
297
00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,655
And I'm very confident.
298
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,379
And cool.
299
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:51,172
As you know.
300
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,310
Whew. Nice save, Lincoln.
301
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,275
Now all I need to do
is get one of my sisters
302
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,965
to go to the dance with me,
and I'm back in the game.
303
00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,137
It's a bad idea.
304
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:00,482
It's a terrible idea.
305
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:01,448
Picture?
306
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,965
I know you're busy, Luan.
307
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,241
But if you change your mind,
I could get matching suits
308
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,655
for me and Mr. Coconuts.
- Pffft!
309
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,137
Hello, Lincoln.
310
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,068
I hear you need a companion
to accompany you
311
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,827
to your sacred dance ritual.
312
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,724
Lucy, you're a lifesaver,
313
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,482
and you don't have to worry
about what to wear because--
314
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,068
I can't go.
315
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,482
I've made a blood promise
to Edwin
316
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:24,000
that we'd attend
our first dance together.
317
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:29,103
How can a guy with ten sisters
not have one that wants to go
318
00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,896
to a middle school dance
with him?
319
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:33,310
All right, it's Lynn or bust.
320
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,689
- Hey, Lincoln, how's it going?
- Terrible.
321
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,965
Ever since you told me
I was doing great with Charlie,
322
00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,344
I've done nothing but bomb.
323
00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:41,310
Okay, it can't be that bad.
324
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:42,793
I kangaroo-punched
Clyde's date,
325
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,344
then bragged about taking
my sister to a dance,
326
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,758
which, by the way, was a lie,
327
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,724
because everyone except
for Lynn turned me down,
328
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,965
including you.
329
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,241
Maybe I'll take this fern.
330
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,586
I'll be the man with the plant.
331
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,482
I'm sorry, Lincoln,
but as a former Kangaroo Queen,
332
00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:00,724
I can only be seen
with former Kangaroo Royalty.
333
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,586
I know. You explained
the Pouch Promise.
334
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,689
Oh, so you understand.
335
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,551
Well...
336
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:12,965
it says nothing in here
about a Pouch Promise.
337
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,000
I can confirm that.
338
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,206
Nothing.
339
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,517
So according
to that there book,
340
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,586
you should be able
to try on the crown.
341
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,551
It was literally added
in the bylaws in 1991.
342
00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,103
Ah.
343
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,068
Three outs to go
for Cannonball.
344
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:39,413
Man, this place is buzzin'
like a beehive in July.
345
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,827
My goosebumps have goosebumps.
Whoo!
346
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,793
I'm not going to the dance
with you, Lincoln.
347
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,482
Lincoln, I figured out
what your problem is.
348
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,931
When you weren't trying,
Charlie liked you.
349
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,310
But now you're trying so hard
350
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,758
that you literally reek
of desperation.
351
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,517
So we need to get you back
to the point
352
00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:56,000
where Charlie felt like
you didn't care.
353
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,172
You're right.
354
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,724
It's so obvious.
355
00:14:58,724 --> 00:14:59,931
Thank you, Lori.
356
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,620
Now I completely understand women.
357
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,862
There he is. Hey, Lincoln.
358
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,931
Enough, Charlie.
359
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,758
I don't like you. I just don't.
360
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:16,103
And here's the pitch
from Cannonball.
361
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,137
I hope
this clears everything up.
362
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,551
Jeez, Lincoln.
363
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,827
Sorry.
364
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:26,586
Oh, no. It's a swing
and a drive to deep left!
365
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,034
Oh!
That ain't coming back, folks.
366
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,517
Well, you really did it
this time, Lincoln.
367
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,551
Things couldn't get any worse.
368
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,034
Pfftt.
369
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:44,172
6:15. Seems like a good enough
time to go to bed.
370
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,206
Come on, Lincoln.
371
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:52,724
Tough night, huh, buddy?
372
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,137
Nothing personal, Liam.
373
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,310
Could you please turn
that camera off?
374
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:57,000
I'm really not in the mood.
375
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,241
Sure thing, Linc.
376
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:04,137
Have you ever really
wanted something...
377
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,310
and just messed it up?
378
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,034
Sure, plenty of times.
379
00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,793
That's the way I feel
with Charlie.
380
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:15,000
Okay, gather around, kangaroos.
381
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:19,724
Ten minutes before we hop off
to the dance.
382
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,724
And nine minutes to turn
in your appetizer feedback
383
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,275
questionnaires.
- I repeat,
384
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,827
ten minutes until the moment
we've all been waiting for.
385
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,620
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for,
386
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,827
this year's Kangaroo Queen is...
387
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,827
Brenda Wilkinson.
388
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:38,413
Oh, thank you!
389
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,758
What is she doing?
390
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,517
Oh, my God, how embarrassing.
391
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:47,379
Th--thank you for voting
for Brenda.
392
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,586
I-I was just thinking, um...
393
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,413
how much I did not wanna win,
394
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,517
so thank you
for not voting for me.
395
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:02,206
Please, um, enjoy the rest
of your night.
396
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,413
And make smart choices.
397
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,344
Kangaroo Hop, people!
398
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,655
This is the biggest night
of the year.
399
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:10,793
We get it.
400
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,931
Big night.
401
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,965
Just keep your expectations low.
402
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,379
Everybody, make sure
you have your phones,
403
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:21,000
your tickets to the dance,
and your jackets.
404
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,206
Ten minutes until Clyde
helps Marnie put on her jacket.
405
00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:25,655
9 minutes and 50 seconds.
406
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:27,965
Two hands will dangle
ever so closely.
407
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,379
9 minutes, 46 seconds.
408
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,344
And this milestone
will take its place
409
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,241
in the pages of destiny.
410
00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,137
You fellars about done?
411
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,689
I gotta start cuttin' some
of this footage together.
412
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:38,689
Oh.
413
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,655
Nothing personal, Liam.
414
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,655
Could you please
turn that camera off?
415
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,068
Plenty of times.
416
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,896
That's the way I feel
with Charlie.
417
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:53,827
Charlie's sweet and funny
and really pretty.
418
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,620
And I know my sister said
that I can't tell her that,
419
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,137
but it's the truth,
and I messed it up.
420
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,689
And I'm feeling it right here.
421
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,586
Also I may have
bruised my ribs
422
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,241
falling down the stairs.
423
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:12,379
Charlie probably won't ever
wanna talk to me again.
424
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,724
But if she did,
here's what I'd say.
425
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,275
I really like you, Charlie.
426
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,310
I mean, I'd say it better
than that, but...
427
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,862
I really like her.
428
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,758
Farm boy!
Grab your accoutrements.
429
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,896
We have a fairy-tale ending
430
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,241
for whatever
it is you're doing.
431
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,896
Come on!
432
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,793
Lemme get that.
433
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,482
- Thanks, Clyde.
- Sure.
434
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,620
Cannonball blew the game.
435
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,413
I can be your date
to that dance.
436
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,206
He already has a date.
437
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:15,034
You wanna go with me?
438
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:18,241
I saw your interview.
439
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,137
I really like you too.
440
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:23,965
I'd be honored to take you
to the dance.
441
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,793
Wait, what about Rusty?
442
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,241
We broke up
a couple weeks ago.
443
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,586
He didn't tell you?
444
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,655
- Hey.
- You don't deserve this.
445
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,137
Oh.
446
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,379
It's chillier than I thought.
447
00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,965
Allow me.
448
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,103
- Aww.
- Aww.
449
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,620
Aww.
450
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,310
You have your milestone.
451
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:23,965
Yep, somebody gave my pigs
in a blanket a perfect ten.
452
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,965
That crown would've looked
so good on me.
453
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:33,275
You know, it's funny
you should mention that
454
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,517
because I happen
to have found this.
455
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,379
It's crazy, right?
456
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:42,034
You will always be my queen.
457
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,379
Aww.
458
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,551
Brenda Wilkinson doesn't hold
a candle to you.
459
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,034
Oh, honey.
460
00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,551
Did this have pork dumplings
in it?
461
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,241
Oh, there's still some
in there.
462
00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:55,448
Bye!
463
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,689
- Whoo!
- Have fun!
464
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,379
- Drive safe!
- Let's go to the dance, guys.
465
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:02,655
- Yeah!
- Yes!
466
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,448
♪ The power of love ♪
467
00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,827
♪ Is a curious thing ♪
468
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,448
♪ Make one man weep ♪
469
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,655
♪ Make another man sing ♪
470
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,448
♪ Change a hawk ♪
471
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,620
♪ To a little white dove ♪
472
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,965
♪ More than a feelin' ♪
473
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:31,103
♪ That's the power of love ♪
474
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,137
♪ Tougher than diamonds ♪
475
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,655
♪ Rich like cream ♪
476
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,724
♪ Stronger and harder ♪
477
00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:43,379
♪ Than a bad girl's dream ♪
478
00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:44,793
♪ Make a bad one good ♪
479
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:47,206
♪ Ooh, make a wrong one
right ♪
480
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:51,655
♪ The power of love
will keep you home at night ♪
481
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,344
♪ You don't need money ♪
482
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,482
♪ Don't take fame ♪
483
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,862
♪ Don't need no credit card ♪
484
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,931
♪ To ride this train ♪
485
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,931
♪ It's strong
and it's sudden ♪
486
00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:03,275
♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪
487
00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:07,620
♪ But it might just
save your life ♪
488
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,689
♪ That's the power of love ♪
489
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,586
♪ You don't need money ♪
490
00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:15,655
♪ Don't take fame ♪
491
00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:19,206
♪ Don't need no credit card
to ride this train ♪
492
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,034
♪ It's strong
and it's sudden ♪
493
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:23,137
♪ And it's cruel sometimes ♪
494
00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:27,793
♪ But it might just
save your life ♪
495
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:30,620
♪ That's the power of love ♪
496
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,275
♪ That's the power of love ♪