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For me...
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the perfect Saturday
has three things--
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the hot sun, a cool drink,
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and ocean as far as
the eye can see.
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[dolphins chittering]
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Now, I know what
you're thinking.
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"There's no ocean
in Royal Woods."
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Well, there is now.
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Clyde's dads wanted to renew
their wedding house in Hawaii,
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but they didn't wanna
leave Clyde behind.
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17 years ago,
we began our forever story.
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Thank you for choosing me
to write it with.
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Ow.
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They only have
these swaggy goggles
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rented for one more day.
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So Clyde and I are
gonna savor every moment
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at the virtual beach.
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According to my
shiny new clipboard,
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this house
is a greasy, grimy mess.
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- Chore day.
- But that grease and grime
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is no match
for the Loud family,
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because we are a what?
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Starts with a T.
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- Tired?
- Rhymes with dream.
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I had a dream that
dad was marching around
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waving an old,
nasty toilet brush at us.
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That's not a dream, Leni.
You're awake.
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Okay. Team.
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Team was the word
I was looking for.
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FYI, this toilet
brush is brand new.
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Now it's time to
hand out assignments.
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Oh, that's not the new one.
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Luna, you have the windows.
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Leni, you're closets.
Ohh!
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Chore day in the Loud House
is, well, a chore.
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Luckily, I've got a time-tested
method of getting out of it.
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It turns out if you
do a job really bad,
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the grownups
will get frustrated
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and just do it for you.
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Lincoln.
Lincoln!
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You gotta empty that bag
before it ex--
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[engine stutters]
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[whispering] Explodes.
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[clattering]
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You know what?
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I'll just do it myself.
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And now the moment of truth.
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I've placed each of
your names in this hat.
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The first name that I pull out
will be the name of the person
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who must clean...
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the bathroom.
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- No.
- Dude!
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- Gross.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, yes.
This is happening.
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Now, Lily will do the honors.
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Lily...
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do you understand
the magnitude
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of what you're about to do?
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Magnitude.
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And the winner is...
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Lisa.
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- [exhales]
- Lisa!
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No problemo.
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I'll be doing it with
my newest invention.
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The Zapmaster 3000, the most
powerful cleaning device
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ever invented.
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I'm sorry.
I have to go to work.
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Hi.
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Apparently the
town librarian is
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shaving his mustache for
the first time in 40 years.
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- Hmm!
- That's front page news.
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That thing's glorious.
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Do you want me to
take Lily with me?
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I mean, keeping all
these kids on task
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and taking care of a toddler,
that is a lot on your plate,
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sweetie.
- Are you kidding?
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I got this. Trust me.
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Last time you
said, "Trust me,"
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I had to poop in the woods.
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- What?
- True story.
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I just don't want her to
get lost in the shuffle.
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Honey, she's not gonna
get lost in the shuffle.
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I will make her
my top priority.
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Lily. Lil.
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Come here, kiddo.
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Lil Meister.
- You're holding her.
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- Oh!
- This is me.
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Oh, sorry. Hi.
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We're fine.
- We're fine.
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- Bye, everybody.
- Bye, hun.
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Everything's totally
under control.
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- Bye.
- You better start cleaning.
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Time for Operation
Do A Bad Job At Chores
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So Dad Will Get Frustrated
And Do My Chores For Me.
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Looking good, Linc.
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Couldn't do
a better job myself.
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We'll see about that.
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Aren't we supposed to
be cleaning the kitchen?
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I've decided
we're going to watch
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"Vampire Bloodbath 9" instead.
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I'm going to watch
it in the basement
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so no one will find us.
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A scary movie in the
scariest part of the house?
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Cool.
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You're afraid, aren't you?
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I'm--I'm not afraid.
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It's not your fault.
Not everyone is drawn to
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the dark underworld
of the unknown.
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[slurping]
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This needs more mint sprinkles.
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Leni, what are you doing?
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According to my clipboard,
you're supposed to be
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organizing the homework closet.
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I was, but then I
remembered I hate homework.
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So I decided I would
organize my closet.
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Then I realized I hate
homework and all my clothes.
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I have two jobs--
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keep you guys on
task and watch Lily.
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[guitar chords]
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Why is Luna playing guitar?
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She's supposed to be
cleaning the windows.
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[sighs]
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Everything
looks good on you, Lily.
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I know.
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♪ ♪
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Luna.
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Luna!
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Why aren't you washing windows?
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I like to get in
the cleaning mood
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by laying down
a few clean licks.
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You sound great,
but listen.
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I have two jobs--
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keep you guys on task and
take care of--good gravy.
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Where's Lily?
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Oh, Dad already lost Lily,
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and he told Mom
he'd watch her.
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Excited to see how
this one unfolds.
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And this is?
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I decided if I don't make
it as a professional athlete,
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I need a backup plan.
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So I'm practicing to
be a sports announcer.
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[doorbell rings]
- It's probably Child Services.
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Okay.
You guys find Lily.
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I'll cover.
Make a hole.
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♪ ♪
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Oh.
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Hey, Clyde.
What's up?
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The sun's up,
and the surf's up.
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What's up?
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[light music]
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Lincoln and I are gonna spend
the day on the virtual beach.
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Even though it's virtual, my
dads made me wear sunscreen.
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Oh, well, can never be
too careful.
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Unfortunately,
today is chore day.
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So Lincoln's not available.
- Right.
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But Lincoln broke
the fancy glasses,
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so you told him it would
be easier if you just
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did it yourself like always.
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Oh.
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Is that what happened?
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[shattering sound]
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Hey, Dad, you might wanna
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clean the fancy
glasses yourself.
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I think some of them
are busted.
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Oh, something's
busted all right,
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and his name is Lincoln Loud.
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She's right.
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Clyde just told me
about your little plan
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so you can get
out of chore day.
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So I've decided
that you'll be doing
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all of the yard work.
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We'll be right back
after these messages.
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[giggling]
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Sit back and relax,
young squire.
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You're about to see science revolutionize
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the household
cleaning industry.
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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- I have to pee.
- I have to pee, who?
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This isn't a joke, Lisa.
I really have to pee.
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I'm conducting a high-level
scientific experiment,
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and you
don't have the clearance.
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What about Lily?
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She's here as an apprentice.
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Frankly, she's our only hope
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of having another scientist
in this family.
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[giggling]
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Fine.
I'll use the bushes.
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[power-up thrumming]
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[electrical zapping]
- [gasps]
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Sweet mother of science.
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I've zapped Lily into oblivion.
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I'm sorry, Lincoln.
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Mowing the lawn is gonna
take the entire day.
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Was going to take
the entire day.
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Lucky for you,
your BFF is also the MWP.
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MWP?
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Man with the plan.
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I'd like to introduce
you to our secret weapon.
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You want this thing
to go really fast?
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[power-down thrumming]
- Lily.
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Lily.
Lily.
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Hey, I just saw
Luan in the bushes,
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and she said you found Lily.
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Technically, yes.
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But you know Lily.
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She's always
disappearing somewhere.
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Don't I know it.
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Lily?
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Oh.
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Oh, what died in here?
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Wow, Lynn.
Oh, that smells.
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Lily!
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Lily?
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Lil?
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Lily?
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- Clyde?
- Yeah.
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I hope you brought
two pairs of underwear.
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[tires screeching]
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I did!
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both: Whoa!
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It was nice knowing you guys.
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[distantly] Lana!
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Hi, Carol.
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Yes. Mm-hmm.
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I see your capri pants.
[squeaking sounds]
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Do you have them
in black, pink,
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orange, blue, navy blue, sky
blue, white, and off-white?
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Luna, could you please
stop making that noise?
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Hey, have you guys seen Lily?
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I haven't lost her or anything.
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Luna's window cleaning
is distracting me
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from ordering
a whole new wardrobe.
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I'm sorry, dude.
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But music just makes
everything more fun.
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You two need to focus
on your work, okay?
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No more distractions.
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[rhythmic squeaking]
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[dance music]
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♪ ♪
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Party people in the house say--
- What?
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Party of people
wearing glasses say--
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What!
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Party people on
the phone say--
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What!
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Party people
named Tanya say--
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What!
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Party people in
the house say--
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What!
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[phone ringing]
- Oh, uh, uh...
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excuse me, Tanya.
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Hey, hun!
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Hey, how is everything
going?
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Oh, psshh, uh, uh, amazing.
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The kids are really
focused on their work,
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and Clyde's even helping
with the yard work.
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[both screaming]
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♪ ♪
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Oh, heck no!
[siren wailing]
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Can I see my sweet Lily?
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Absolutely.
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I know exactly where she is.
263
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But you know, you know, the
reception up in this hallway
264
00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:39,000
is pretty--
265
00:09:39,827 --> 00:09:42,103
Hello?
266
00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:43,482
Honey?
267
00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,862
Hello?
268
00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:47,896
Am I in the toilet?
269
00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,931
With his back
against the wall,
270
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,448
Dad throws a desperation
Hail Mary and lies to Mom.
271
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:55,448
Not in the mood, Lynn.
272
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:57,172
Gross.
273
00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:01,068
Isn't this more
fun than chores?
274
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:03,344
That's the great thing
about these movies.
275
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,724
You know these
monsters aren't real?
276
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:08,172
On the contrary,
these half-goat,
277
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,482
half-serpent creatures
roamed the countryside
278
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,103
in ancient Mesopotamia.
279
00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:14,034
Some say they still exist.
280
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:17,000
Their jaws are so powerful,
they can chew through--
281
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,517
Computer cords?
282
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,689
[snarling sounds]
283
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:25,586
I'm gonna run to the kitchen
and get us another milkshake.
284
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:26,793
Might take a while,
285
00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:27,931
so I'll maybe come
back tomorrow.
286
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,413
But we haven't
even finished these.
287
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:32,413
Good point.
I'll get us some fresh ones.
288
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,620
[doorknob clattering]
289
00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:41,137
Oops.
290
00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,275
[snarling, growling sounds]
291
00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,827
Help!
292
00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,827
We're stuck in the basement
with a Mesopotamian monster.
293
00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,137
[pounding on door]
294
00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,793
[twirr]
295
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,448
The reason I called
this family meeting
296
00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,931
is because Lily is missing.
297
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,931
I mean, she--
she's not "missing."
298
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,724
It's just that
I can't "find her."
299
00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,137
If there's one
thing I'm proud of
300
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,137
is the fact that I can
keep track of all my kids.
301
00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:04,206
Where are all my kids?
302
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,965
If you're just
joining us, Dad promised Mom
303
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,896
he wouldn't lose Lily.
304
00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:10,827
And now he's lost 4
of his 11 children.
305
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,137
I know where Lily is.
306
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,103
Right?
307
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,241
She's in another dimension.
308
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,310
Oh, great.
309
00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:18,896
I accidentally
Zapmastered her.
310
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,689
Right now, the best
course of action
311
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:23,275
would be to have somebody
hold this tracking device,
312
00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,413
then zap them into
the same dimension.
313
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,172
Of course,
there is a possibility
314
00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:28,827
that that person would
be sent to an entirely
315
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:32,517
different dimension or possibly
a bottomless blackhole.
316
00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:33,827
Okay.
317
00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:35,965
Okay.
318
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,551
Who would like to do that?
319
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,344
[scattered laughs]
320
00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:41,862
Why, don't we
put the tracking
321
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,655
device on one of Lana's pets?
322
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:44,896
- I agree.
- Yeah.
323
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,931
Sounds great.
- That's a good idea.
324
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,896
The only one brave
enough would be Hops.
325
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,206
But we're not on
speaking terms
326
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,275
since I put him
on a low-carb diet.
327
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:58,482
Sometimes a man's gotta
do what a man's gotta do.
328
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,275
Let's get Hops a
piece of bread and see
329
00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:03,000
if we can talk him into it.
- Yeah.
330
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:05,655
What are you doing down here?
331
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,482
I'm protecting Hops.
What are you guys doing?
332
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:11,827
We're trapped down here
with a half-goat half-serpent.
333
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,448
Sorry, Hops.
334
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:16,551
[growling sounds]
335
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,137
You boys have
any identification?
336
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,000
I have my ID
from my Quiche Club.
337
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,310
Ooh.
I love a good quiche.
338
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,413
I'm gonna have to take you
boys downtown and book you.
339
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,310
Book us?
340
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,275
That's what they do before
they throw people in jail.
341
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,827
We're good kids.
I promise.
342
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:35,172
Lincoln, show him.
343
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:37,896
Please stop doing that.
344
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,862
Okay.
Clyde, I'll call my dad
345
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,413
and clear this whole thing up.
346
00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:46,103
[muffled chiming]
347
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,586
He's not answering.
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,655
Attention all cars.
349
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:52,758
Auntie Pam's ice cream truck
has been hijacked
350
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,896
by Milkshake Marty
and the Custard Gang.
351
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,896
I'm on my way.
352
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:57,965
Hold on, boys.
353
00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:01,310
both: Aah!
[twirr]
354
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,137
The reason I called
another family meeting
355
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,068
is to inform you all that
I'm going to find Lily.
356
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:07,689
I'm also going to find
Lola, Lucy, and Lincoln.
357
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,379
Where is Lana?
358
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:12,137
This is a sport update
with Lynn Loud.
359
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:15,586
Dad has now lost 4 four
but 5 of his 11 children.
360
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:18,068
How do you feel about the
events that have transpired?
361
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,241
Back to you, Dad.
362
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:23,103
Mom is gonna kill me.
363
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:25,827
I don't think this
could get any worse.
364
00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:28,620
Where is Luan?
365
00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,827
So you're telling me
you lost the doorknob
366
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:34,103
and we're stuck down here
with the Mesopotamian monster?
367
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,724
Well, at least I take
a break from Lynn's
368
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,965
nonstop sportscasting.
369
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,344
Boo!
370
00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:41,275
The crowd did not
like that one.
371
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,172
Me and Coconuts are gonna
go find that doorknob.
372
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,034
[snarling and growling]
373
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,896
[breathing heavily]
374
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:51,000
Maybe later.
375
00:13:57,413 --> 00:14:00,517
You don't want to mess with
Milkshake Marty and his gang.
376
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:04,379
If anything happens to me,
tell Dolores I love her.
377
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:06,034
Is Dolores your wife?
378
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,965
My cat.
379
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:11,068
[suspenseful music]
380
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:14,896
♪ ♪
381
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,413
Auntie Pam.
382
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,655
Oh, thank God, you're okay.
383
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,724
I just got a call you were
hijacked by Milkshake Marty.
384
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,689
[high voice]
I appreciate it, Officer.
385
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,379
Uh, Milkshake Marty came by.
386
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,689
He purchased
an ice cream cone,
387
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,758
left a generous tip,
388
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:35,344
and then he just
went on his way.
389
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,551
Uh...
390
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,206
But, uh, thanks for
coming by anyway.
391
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,241
Would you like an ice
cream cone for the road?
392
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,620
Free of charge.
393
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,344
Auntie Pam, I can't eat
when I'm on duty.
394
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,551
What's the flavor of the day?
395
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,862
[deep voice]
It's ice cream, pal.
396
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,137
Wait a minute.
397
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,241
That's not Auntie Pam.
398
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,689
That's Milkshake Marty.
399
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:57,068
We gotta go stop him.
400
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:59,275
The officer told us not
to get out of the car,
401
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,517
and we're already
wanted for speeding.
402
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:04,275
I can't be accused of
car getting outing.
403
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,448
Give me the loud speaker.
404
00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,655
[feedback whine]
This is Lincoln Loud speaking.
405
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:14,103
Hey, I'm Loud, speaking
on the loud speaker.
406
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,413
Awesome.
407
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,448
If you're the real
Auntie Pam,
408
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,551
what kind of cake
did I order on my birthday?
409
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,482
Uh... birthday cake,
of course.
410
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,586
Aha.
That was a trick question.
411
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,965
Auntie Pam doesn't serve cake.
412
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,241
[gasps]
413
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:32,275
I've done it again!
414
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,241
♪ ♪
415
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:37,655
[siren blaring]
416
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,310
You boys are heroes.
417
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:44,172
Milkshake Marty is the
biggest dessert king pin
418
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,724
since Pablo Ice Cream Bar.
419
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:49,931
Legend has it he ground up
Pablo's entire gang into
420
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,517
a milkshake and drank them.
421
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,344
It's true.
422
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,034
They were armed and delicious.
423
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,379
[slurping]
424
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:03,793
- Ugh!
- Oh, look at the time.
425
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,655
This has been fun,
but we gotta head home.
426
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,344
We don't live in
Royal Woods, by the way.
427
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:12,896
Nope.
We live in a town far, far away
428
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,931
that you have never heard of.
429
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,827
Not so fast, boys.
430
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:19,206
You still have to pay
the speeding ticket.
431
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,655
We can't afford that.
432
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,724
We're not rich.
- My dads do okay.
433
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:26,000
Then I guess you boys
can pay your debt
434
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,241
to society in another way.
435
00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:39,482
[twirr]
436
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,068
Before we start
the meeting,
437
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:43,517
can someone please read the
list of children I have lost?
438
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,689
Lily, Lola, Lana, Lucy,
Lincoln, Lynn, and Luan.
439
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,793
And we're pretty
sure Hops ran away.
440
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,965
- Great news.
- You found the kids?
441
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,620
The new cashmere
sweaters are in.
442
00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,379
Leni, you can't
buy all new clothes.
443
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,724
If you wanna go shopping,
try the attic.
444
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,275
There's 18 years of
hand-me-downs up there,
445
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:57,551
and based on the
kids I've lost,
446
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,103
you'll have plenty
to choose from.
447
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,517
Yay!
448
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,413
None of these clothes work.
449
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,586
Well, I found a headband
that I thought I lost.
450
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,068
And I found
my favorite lab coat.
451
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,413
Great. Everyone loves
their clothes but me.
452
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,965
I think I saw some
boxes of mom's old clothes
453
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,206
down in the basement.
454
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,758
I remember reading
an interview
455
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,241
in "Mom Jeans Magazine"
that said fashion
456
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,758
trends go in 20-year cycles.
457
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:20,275
That means all of mom's old
clothes are back in style.
458
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,344
This is even worse
than my regular chores.
459
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,758
It's my fault, Lincoln.
460
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,551
None of this would've
happened if I'd hadn't
461
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,137
messed up your original plan.
462
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:35,103
- Clyde, you're a genius.
- I am?
463
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:38,689
We're gonna get out of
this with my original plan.
464
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,275
Aah!
465
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:53,206
You're doing it all wrong.
466
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:56,620
Just go on home.
I'll do it myself.
467
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,551
Hey, honey.
How was your day?
468
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,034
I made your favorite
pot roast,
469
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,068
and I lost all of our children.
470
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:08,586
kids: Dad!
- Kids?
471
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,586
Dad!
472
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,655
- Uh--ugh!
- Dad!
473
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,068
- Kids?
- The door doesn't open.
474
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,620
Sure it does.
475
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:17,793
all: No!
476
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:21,275
The door doesn't
open from this side.
477
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:23,206
Oh.
478
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,034
[snarling, growling]
479
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,482
It's the goat beast.
480
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:30,000
The what now?
481
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,344
The heroes are home.
482
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,000
Where is everybody?
483
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,310
Wow.
484
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,310
They didn't do a very
good job cleaning.
485
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,172
Everything falls apart
when I'm not here.
486
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:45,724
[ominous music]
487
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:52,034
♪ ♪
488
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,103
Oh, no.
- What?
489
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:55,517
Don't you see
what's happened?
490
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:57,344
Milkshake Marty
got his revenge.
491
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:59,206
But he's in jail.
492
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,000
I saw it with my own eyes.
493
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:03,793
He must have had some
henchmen on the outside.
494
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,965
They came in and crushed my
own family up in milkshake
495
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,586
and drank them.
496
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,862
They were all wearing silly
hats and having so much fun.
497
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,724
And now they're gone.
498
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,517
It's all because I was trying
to get out of doing chores.
499
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:20,517
[snarling, growling]
500
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,965
Sounds like the half-goat
half-rake is getting hungry.
501
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,000
It's half-goat half-snake.
502
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,586
That's much worse.
503
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,310
That's it.
I'm taking down the beast.
504
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,965
- Lola, no!
- I may be a scaredy cat,
505
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:39,413
but this scaredy cat's about
to kick some Mesopotamia butt.
506
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,793
Dance kick.
Pageant wave!
507
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:47,689
I should probably
go help her, right?
508
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,379
[snarling continues]
509
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:58,068
[dramatic music]
510
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:01,310
♪ ♪
511
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,517
Boo.
512
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:08,551
- I found Lily.
- Lily?
513
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,448
- Hi.
- And the doorknob.
514
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,103
Our family's all together.
515
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,413
Lily, do you understand the
magnitude of this moment?
516
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:15,793
Magnitude.
517
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:18,103
Right!
518
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,586
Where is Lincoln?
519
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,448
Lincoln, it isn't your fault.
520
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:24,586
Yes, it is.
521
00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,344
I know that I did
wrong, but if you
522
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:30,689
just gimme my family
back, I promise
523
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:32,344
to clean this entire house.
524
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,413
And I'll never try
to get out of doing
525
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,275
chores again, because
nothing means more to me
526
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,586
than my family.
527
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,482
- Hi.
- You guys are alive!
528
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:45,172
Clyde and I got
arrested for speeding
529
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:46,551
and then stopped
a major crime,
530
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,931
but we thought Milkshake
Marty drank you guys.
531
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,344
Okay. I don't know what
you're talking about,
532
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,517
but let's not tell
your mother that story.
533
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:59,379
all: Aww.
534
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:01,517
I'd love to hug forever,
but Lincoln's
535
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,965
gotta clean the house.
536
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:09,724
Well, that only
took 1,000 hours.
537
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:11,413
Guess we should start cleaning
the rest of the house.
538
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:14,689
At this pace, we should be
done by the end of the year.
539
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,517
Maybe by the
end of the month.
540
00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:18,724
We just cleaned
the whole upstairs.
541
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:19,965
Make that
the end of the week.
542
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,000
- We cleaned the garage.
- And the yard.
543
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:26,655
Lynn and I did
the downstairs.
544
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,241
I didn't use the Zapmaster.
545
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,517
Wow.
546
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:32,275
Thank you, guys.
547
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:35,172
I really do have
the best family ever.
548
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,965
Strong words, sports fans.
549
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,310
And a happy ending to
this Cinderella story.
550
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:42,655
This is Lynn Loud
signing off forever.
551
00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:46,241
Turns out sportscasting's
a lot of work.
552
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:47,344
Okay.
553
00:21:47,413 --> 00:21:49,551
Now nobody spill
anything, okay?
554
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,310
[overlapping chatter]
555
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,724
Hey!
- Hi, Mom.
556
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,551
Wow.
557
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,827
The house looks amazing.
558
00:21:57,896 --> 00:21:59,068
Thank you very much.
Get in here.
559
00:21:59,137 --> 00:22:03,172
- Whoo!
- Yeah. Now, we're complete.
560
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:04,586
How did I ever doubt you?
561
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:05,655
It was a piece of cake.
562
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,137
It was very uneventful.
563
00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,862
- Right.
- Right.
564
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,793
Hey, where are
Lincoln and Clyde?
565
00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:13,896
Oh, I told them they
could skip the movie.
566
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,827
They were very excited
to hit the virtual beach.
567
00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:21,206
[bright music]
568
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:27,620
♪ ♪
569
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,137
[dolphin chitters]
570
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:39,586
[chittering continues]