1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,964 (panting) 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,133 Uh... (stammers) 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,969 - I can explain. - Oh, you hear that, Ray? 4 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,721 He's gonna explain. 5 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,806 Go ahead, once upon a time... 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,684 - I fucked you. - You sure did. 7 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,269 But here we are, Greg. 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,146 - Uh, it's Gregory. - Ow. 9 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,689 Greg's fine. 10 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,482 Man, where the fuck is our money? 11 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,650 If I tell you, 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,944 what-what's to stop you from killing me? 13 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,821 Face it, gentlemen, I still have 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,156 the upper hand-- (screams) 15 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,408 Hey, eat your fucking flan. 16 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,202 The only thing keeping you alive is that 17 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,163 we are not by nature violent men. 18 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,123 Well, I did play NFL football. 19 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,000 - Did you kill anyone, Ray? - RAY: No. 20 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,752 So I can continue? 21 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,880 The point is, we'll probably be clumsy about your demise. 22 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,674 - It could take days. - DANNY: The novices that we are. 23 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,968 Or you can give us our money and we can go our separate ways. 24 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,347 Oh, they're always accusing us of breaking kneecaps. 25 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,599 Maybe we should try it once. 26 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,392 You're right. You know when you're right, you're right. 27 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,353 That said... we don't 28 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,355 want him coming out better than he was. 29 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,981 You mean like those titanium knee replacements? 30 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,191 RAY: Oh, they're amazing. 31 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,192 I mean, they have you walking 32 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,360 right after surgery. 33 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,944 Fine, we'll just crush your nuts. 34 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,446 There you go! 35 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,448 So what do you say? 36 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,910 (gulps) I'm renting a villa down the street. 37 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,661 Can you just say "house," asshole? 38 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,206 I'm renting a house down the street. 39 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,208 - That's where your money is. - That's better. 40 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,210 Let's take a walk while you still can. 41 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,711 How'd you guys find me? 42 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,338 I thought I covered my tracks pretty well. 43 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,756 Genius, you rented a villa 44 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,258 in the offshore gambling capital of the universe. 45 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,718 You know, they have a monkey sanctuary here. 46 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,470 I-I gave them a little bit of your money. 47 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,055 So I did hear a monkey. 48 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,598 Hey, what up, boys? 49 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,767 - God. - Not a good time, fellas. 50 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,894 Oh, now you've piqued my interest. 51 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,896 So what's the, uh, what's the story on Bazooka Joe here? 52 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,106 He owes us a little money. 53 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,066 (laughs) The day of reckoning. 54 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,609 Hey, I got a gun. You guys need a gun? 55 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:50,694 No. No guns. 56 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,904 You know what, I'll just stay close 57 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,989 in case you change your mind. 58 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,283 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,755 (monkey screeching) 60 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,424 You hear that? 61 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,050 Your money made that possible. 62 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,219 Just open the door, dipshit. 63 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,439 Ah, this is a lovely villa. 64 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:30,191 Oh, thank you. Villa. 65 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,319 All right, where is it? 66 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,322 Hang on, these two... gentlemen were not 67 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,908 - part of the agreement. - What's the agreement? 68 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,785 Could you please step outside so we can do this? 69 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,620 - Oh, come on, we're all friends here. - Yeah. 70 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,331 - (Danny sighs) - He gives us our money back? 71 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,876 "Back"? This ain't a guy who welched on a bet? 72 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,045 - Not exactly. - Well, then what exactly? 73 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,088 - He stole it from us. - BOTH: Oh! 74 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,923 Well, how much? 75 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,303 (smacks lips) 76 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,637 $3 million. 77 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,639 - (chuckles) - (whimpers) 78 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,519 - Jesus! - I mean, what the fuck?! 79 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,356 I'm sorry, but somebody had to do it. 80 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,732 No, they didn't. 81 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,734 Now we don't know where the money is. 82 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,194 Oh, yeah. 83 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,363 Well, I guess we got to toss the place. 84 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,614 What do you mean "we"? 85 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,324 This is our money he stole. 86 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,285 And yet I'm the one holding the murder weapon. 87 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,705 - You got anything? - Yeah. 88 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,624 You rush the sucker with the gun, 89 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,876 and I'll take the other guy. 90 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,844 (objects clattering) 91 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,433 - Anything in the bedroom? - LOU: Nah. 92 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,185 Just some kiddie porn. 93 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,020 I knew it. 94 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,355 Didn't I say he was a diddler? 95 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,940 You did! He called it years ago. 96 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,983 Well, I guess taking him out was a public service. 97 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,361 - Good for me. - Now what? 98 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,780 I'm a little hungry. Anybody want some eggs? 99 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,533 You can eat now? Are you fucking kidding me?! 100 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,034 Oh, I'm sorry, princess. 101 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,369 Is your tummy in turmoil? 102 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,954 Man, fuck you! 103 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:08,832 Hello. 104 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,674 Think we found our money. 105 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,050 "Our"? 106 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,635 Again? 107 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,763 (ringtone playing) 108 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,603 - Hey, Nick. - So I took the liberty 109 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,480 of seeing if our receptionist and her sister 110 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,774 were open to making $10,000 this evening. 111 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,027 And I'm sitting here with my fucking dick in my hand. 112 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,862 - Sorry, ladies. - DANNY: Yeah, well, uh... 113 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,698 we ran into a little trouble with two guys from Boston. 114 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,867 - Who you with? - Spread 'Em Sports. 115 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,410 Yeah, Spread 'Em Sports? 116 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,995 NICK: Oh, figures. 117 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,580 Put me on speaker, will you? 118 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,125 Fellas, we haven't met. 119 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,336 My name is Nick Quatrani. 120 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,755 The Q Tip? 121 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,673 Oh, good, my reputation precedes me. 122 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,759 Listen, the guys you're bracing over there, 123 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,761 - they're friends of mine. - MICKEY: Yeah, we're sorry, 124 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,220 Mr. Quatrani, we didn't know. 125 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,472 Well, now you do. 126 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,098 Proceed with caution. 127 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,308 Yes, sir. 128 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,976 NICK: Danny, Ray? 129 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,561 Do we have a deal? 130 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,438 - You bet. - Thank you. 131 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,525 Now that that's all clear, 132 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,611 I just want to say 133 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,822 I hate the fucking Red Sox. 134 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,118 (indistinct chatter) 135 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,621 (Danny grunting) 136 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,541 DANNY: Need more Vaseline. 137 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,837 - Thank you. - RAY: You about done? 138 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,465 DANNY: Not gonna lie, Rayfield, I'm struggling here. 139 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,467 RAY: You want to explain these diamonds to customs? 140 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,678 - Make it happen! - DANNY: Make it happen. 141 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,513 Like I can just make it happen. 142 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,972 RAY: Who knows? 143 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,766 Maybe a latex condom packed with diamonds 144 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,518 - will shrink your prostate. - (Danny grunts) 145 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,729 DANNY And... the gate's closed. 146 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,982 (exhales) 147 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,407 Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart. 148 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:08,493 ("Hypnotize" by The Notorious B.I.G. playing) 149 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,666 ♪ I put hoes in NY onto DKNY ♪ 150 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,710 ♪ Miami, D.C. prefer Versace ♪ 151 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,837 ♪ All Philly hoes know it's Moschino ♪ 152 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,797 ♪ Every cutie with a booty bought a Coogi ♪ 153 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,507 ♪ Now who's the real dookie? ♪ 154 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,009 ♪ Meanin' who's really the shit? ♪ 155 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,136 (music fades) 156 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,191 Hello? Anybody? 157 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,406 I'm home. 158 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,497 ("Runnin' With the Devil" by Van Halen playing) 159 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,917 ♪ I live my life like ♪ 160 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,296 - Oh, shit. - ♪ There's no tomorrow ♪ 161 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,132 ♪ All I've got, I had to steal... ♪ 162 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,218 So, Sunny, where did you and Carl meet? 163 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,387 Long Beach Harbor. 164 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,222 What, like in a bar? 165 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,974 Shipping container. 166 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,894 That's romantic. 167 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,730 I brought you some fresh ones. 168 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,106 - Oh. - Oh, thank you. 169 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,358 - Mm-hmm. - Huh? 170 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,234 Ah-ah-eh! What do you say? 171 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,737 Daddy, please? 172 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,406 (laughing): Yeah, that's my girl. 173 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,617 Hey, so what's with junior? 174 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,577 He's not really a joiner, is he? 175 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,537 Yeah, he marches to his own drum. 176 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,081 He is very creative. 177 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,165 CARL: Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,583 I'm not a trained profiler, 179 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,251 but you should keep an eye on him. 180 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,837 - What is that supposed to mean? - Take it easy, 181 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,422 just if you see a crucified squirrel 182 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,383 in your backyard, you give me a holler. 183 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,552 Hey, I was looking for you guys. 184 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,055 Oh, hey, welcome home. 185 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,099 - (whispers): How'd it go? - (whispers): Not here, but good. 186 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,101 - Okay. - Oh, where'd you go, Danny? 187 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,520 - Ah, you know, here and there. - CARL: Uh-huh. 188 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,605 You felonious motherfucker, come here. 189 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,149 Let me introduce you to some of my colleagues. 190 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,527 Yep. 191 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,278 This is Lester Pinkus. He's SWAT. 192 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,531 - How you doing? - Hey. 193 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,866 Over here, we got Ron Bullock. Hey, Ronny. 194 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,452 - Hey. What's up? - Grand theft larceny. 195 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,746 Oh, my goodness, it's Hank Wilbury. 196 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,124 Used to be homicide, now he's K-9. 197 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,917 Woof! (laughs) 198 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,294 He shot his wife in the ass. 199 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,963 Claimed she was a prowler. 200 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,214 Legend. 201 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,841 Look. 202 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,636 Everybody you see here is my friend. 203 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,305 You're my friend, which means 204 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,266 they're your friends. 205 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,642 Terrific. 206 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,228 Listen, I need a favor. 207 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,605 Please tell me you ran out of hot dog buns. 208 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,232 You remember how I dispatched some evildoers 209 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,692 on your behalf, huh? 210 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,444 For which you were handsomely compensated. 211 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,237 Yeah, true, but we both agree 212 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,322 that I saved your worthless fucking life. 213 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,283 Sure. 214 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,076 You see that fat fuck over there 215 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,995 with the crew cut and the mustache? 216 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,663 That doesn't narrow the field. 217 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,707 Striped shirt, combover. 218 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,377 - Okay. - He's a rat, and he needs to go away. 219 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,712 Oh, you mean he...? 220 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,297 That's right. 221 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,341 DANNY: Well, I don't know what's your rush. 222 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,343 The way he's going down on that bratwurst, 223 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,677 I don't think he sees Christmas. 224 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,220 I need it done now. 225 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,264 Come on, Carl. You know me. 226 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,724 I'm a pussy. 227 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,225 I can't eat a piece of fish 228 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,061 with the head still on it because of the eyes. 229 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,063 But you know the people who can get it done. 230 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,522 Yeah, you. 231 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,775 Look, put on your fucking thinking cap 232 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,569 and figure a means by which that lump disappears! 233 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,654 Carl, please don't do this to me. 234 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,658 (laughing): Nah. Nah, I'm just fucking with you. 235 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,660 - What? What? - (laughing) 236 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,537 That's my brother Tommy. 237 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,289 Hey, Tommy! 238 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,582 Meet my neighbor Danny. 239 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,001 He's a criminal! 240 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,381 ♪ Runnin' with the devil. ♪ 241 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:53,176 Criminal! (laughs) 242 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,762 GRANDMA: Oh, look at that. (chuckles) 243 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,847 When Rayfield was a baby, 244 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,849 I had to wait for him to fall asleep, 245 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:03,561 then tiptoe out, praying the floorboards didn't squeak. 246 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,355 Where were his mom and dad? 247 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:09,567 Well, his mom, my daughter, was a U.S. Marine. 248 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,444 Died in a helicopter accident. 249 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,737 Oh, that's terrible. 250 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,239 And Ray's dad? 251 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,657 That's a good question. 252 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,075 We've narrowed it down to someone 253 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,245 in the 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit. 254 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,790 - Whoa. - Yeah. She was a modern woman. 255 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,334 So he never really knew either of them? 256 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,753 I've always been his mama and his daddy. 257 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,256 Well, I know he loves you very much. 258 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,883 He better. Big dumb motherfucker. 259 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,593 (both laughing) 260 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,262 (chuckles) What's funny? 261 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,430 You. 262 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,015 Guess who had no idea 263 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,599 who Billy Dee Williams is. 264 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,394 - Really? - Or Harry Belafonte. 265 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,022 Sammy Davis Jr., Flip Wilson. 266 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,065 - What do you two talk about? - (Ray chuckles) 267 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,776 We don't do a lot of talking. 268 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,528 GRANDMA: Mm-hmm. 269 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,031 Hence y'all's... predicament. 270 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,783 Uh, can you give us a second, baby? 271 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,326 - Mm-hmm. - (TV plays quietly) 272 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,661 Thank you. 273 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,127 You got to marry that girl. 274 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,087 What?! Why? 275 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,381 I can't have Frank's soul coming back into this world 276 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,966 in the body of a bastard. 277 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,094 Oh, Grandma, you got to stop with this Frank bullshit. 278 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,765 Watch your mouth. Now he visited me 279 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,475 in a dream and said he was coming. 280 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,185 Well, I have dreams, too. 281 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,312 And none of them include marrying Janelle. 282 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,772 Why not? She's smart, 283 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,690 she's beautiful, got a good heart. 284 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,484 Because she played me. 285 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,818 She said we were safe having sex, 286 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,487 and then she went and pulled the goalie. 287 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,031 - What the hell does that mean? - It-It's a hockey thing. 288 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,826 The point is, she's a conniving, cheating, gold digger. 289 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,413 Doesn't mean you can't build a life together. 290 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,667 (Ray sighs heavily) 291 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,127 Bottom line, instead of a guy making a bet with you, 292 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,712 you send him to our website, 293 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,422 where we have all his information, 294 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,424 his bookkeeping, and what's probably most valuable, 295 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,468 we can analyze his betting patterns. 296 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,137 - And the money's transferred how? - Cryptocurrency. 297 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,932 Or as I like to call it... tax evasion. 298 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,684 All right, I think we got it. 299 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,478 Oh, hey, uh, one of our computer kids clocked something funky 300 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,771 with a client of yours: 301 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,523 978. 302 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,566 That's Shelly. 303 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,901 Yeah, we had a rough ride with him. 304 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,444 Not surprised. 305 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,821 He's not who he says he is. 306 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,198 His real name is Arthur Fredricks. 307 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,826 Runs bets for a guy named Walt Dinty. 308 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,077 Say that again. 309 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,413 Dinty. D-I-N-T-Y. You know him? 310 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,622 Holy shit. 311 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,957 Sounds like a "yes." 312 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,542 That motherfucker played us. 313 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,169 Well, unfortunately, that's what motherfuckers do. 314 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,880 Would you like Uncle Nick to handle it? 315 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,716 - No, we got it. - We do? 316 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,134 Yes, Ray, we got it! 317 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,803 Don't bark at me in front of Uncle Nick. 318 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,557 Give me a good reason why we don't kill you right now. 319 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,519 Danny, we both know you're not the kind of guy who... 320 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,855 Okay, maybe you are. 321 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,606 How'd you fuck us on the WNBA? 322 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,983 WALT: Oh, that's a fun story. 323 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,276 So I took a bad beat 324 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,528 from this syndicate of MIT geniuses. 325 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,239 And to get healthy, I just copied their action. 326 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,241 - Against us. - Not just you! 327 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,244 I-I also fucked the Rodriguez brothers up in Camarillo. 328 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,121 So these MIT guys-- they took the under 329 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,831 on the WNBA All-Star Game? 330 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,416 They're super nerd freaks, Ray. 331 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,461 Yeah. You know what they killed me with? Golf. 332 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:18,173 They had the outright winner of the Waste Management Open. 333 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,592 - Fuck. - There's a new kind of predator out there, boys, 334 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,428 and we're just gazelles sipping at the crick. 335 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,180 - (Walt groans) - The only predator 336 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,432 you should worry about is me. 337 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,060 I don't have algorithms, I don't have a college degree. 338 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,561 Fuck, I didn't even finish high school. 339 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,105 The only thing I got is an overpowering need 340 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,274 to rip your throat out and fuck the hole. 341 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,610 - Ray? - I'd actually like to see that. 342 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,612 Oh, I'm so sorry. 343 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,905 Please don't fuck my throat? 344 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,365 Listen to me very carefully. 345 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,492 Whatever you do in Orange County is your business. 346 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,869 You step into the greater Los Angeles basin, 347 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,662 and I will end you. 348 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,456 (stammers) Okay. 349 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,791 (Walt sighs) 350 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,958 Oh, hey, what about Pomona? 351 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,126 I got a whale in Pomona. 352 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,961 - Don't push me, Walt! - Got it. 353 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,880 Got it. 354 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,548 Oh, hey, and how do you guys want 355 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,385 to handle my majority ownership of your book? 356 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,719 Throat-fucking time. 357 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,054 I'm kidding! 358 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,847 Come on, man. I'm kidding. 359 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,766 I really thought you were gonna kill him. 360 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,559 I left the bullets in the car. 361 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,485 - Have you shown these to anyone else? - No. Why? 362 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,197 'Cause diamonds this perfect come with a lot of sadness. 363 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,408 - What's that mean? - You ever heard of blood diamonds? 364 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,160 - Yeah. - Well, these are like the elevator in The Shining. 365 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,913 - Is that a problem? - Oh, if you're a man of ethics 366 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,790 and morals, yes. 367 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,375 - So you're good with 'em? - Of course. 368 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,793 - What's the number? - Two million. 369 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,128 - Three-five. - Two-seven-five. 370 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,754 - Three. - Done. 371 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:43,174 Wait. Man, that was too easy. 372 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,509 The Cowboy doesn't dance The Frug 373 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,344 when the merchandise is this good. 374 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,929 All right, so we got a deal. 375 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,347 Oh, you got to give me a day or two 376 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,849 - to get the cash together. - No problem. 377 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,308 Oh, look, while we're here, 378 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,852 you want me to put one of these on a ring 379 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,061 for the lady in your life as a symbol 380 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,187 of your love and affection? 381 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,481 - We're good. - Nah. 382 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,360 (quiet chatter) 383 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,658 (glasses clinking) 384 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,223 - Thank you. - Yeah, thanks. 385 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,562 That was terrifying. 386 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,106 My heart is beating like a rabbit. 387 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,321 To Greg. May you rot in hell, you fucking weasel. 388 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,281 (mockingly): It's Gregory. 389 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,908 - Oh. - (chuckles) 390 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,952 - (exhales) - Before I forget, you should 391 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,455 start parking down the street when you come over to my place. 392 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,916 - Why? - Well, our, uh, favorite cop 393 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,751 bought the murder-suicide house next door. 394 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,088 (laughs) 395 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,131 I've yet to find it funny. 396 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,258 Trust me, it's hilarious. (laughing) 397 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,636 Speaking of neighbors, how's things with the baby mama? 398 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,264 Grandma is pushing for us to get married 399 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,810 so that the guy she killed won't come back as a bastard. 400 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,437 Hmm. Makes sense. 401 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,649 RAY: Oh, incoming. 402 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,776 Oh, shit. 403 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,115 - Hiya. - You miss us? 404 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,951 - What are you doing here? - Well, aside from getting hammered 405 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,078 and falling asleep at the hotel pool... 406 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,414 ...we came to visit our friends. 407 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,457 - That would be you, princess. - DANNY: Hang on. 408 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,251 Hang on. I thought Nick made it abundantly clear 409 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,669 that we were off-limits. 410 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,922 He did. But sadly, he had an untimely death. 411 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,465 The big C. 412 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,800 Cancer? 413 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,385 Cliff. 414 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,346 (laughs) 415 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,021 (vehicle doors close) 416 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,773 What are you doing here? 417 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,525 - My job. - Your job? 418 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,236 Yeah, nobody felt worse than me when I screwed the pooch. 419 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,449 So, as a matter of professional pride, 420 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,326 I used all my resources... 421 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,997 ...and found your guy. 422 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,165 Oh, Chuck. 423 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,125 (muffled, indistinct speech) 424 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,502 - That's not the guy. - (muffled speech) 425 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,504 - You sure? - Yeah, we're sure! 426 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,298 - (muffled whimpering, chatter) - We're sure. 427 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,343 - Well, shit. - (muffled whimpering) 428 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,261 - Back to the drawing board. - No! 429 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,013 No more goddamn drawing board. 430 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,099 Needless to say, this one's on me. 431 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,435 - (muffled shouting) - (engine starts) 432 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,688 (muffled shouting continues) 433 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,111 Don't kill him! 434 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,742 ♪ ♪ 435 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,834 ♪ J'aime ♪ 436 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,510 ♪ J'aime ♪ 437 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,274 ♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪ 438 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,068 ♪ J'aime ♪ 439 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,861 ♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪ 440 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,073 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow in Havana ♪ 441 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,742 ♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪ 442 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,453 ♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪ 443 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:49,754 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow in Havana. ♪