1 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,000 你知道這社會上 2 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,917 有多少比例的好人 3 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,125 {\an8}多少比例的壞人? 4 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:06,292 剛好一半一半吧? 5 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,167 剛好一半 6 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,125 那就太好了 7 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:22,042 只有百分之十是好人 8 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:26,292 壞人也差不多就十分之一 9 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:32,417 那剩下百分之八十呢? 10 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,292 要到了沒啊? 11 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:51,958 快到了啦 12 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:57,958 幹,三小? 13 00:01:58,667 --> 00:01:59,500 幹,三小? 14 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,125 {\an8}幹 15 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,833 幹你娘,丟到了 16 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,458 -丟到了 -噓 17 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:08,792 丟到了,幹你娘 18 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,292 -我丟的 -你丟的吼?幹 19 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:11,208 幹 20 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:12,958 投降 21 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,417 -做,你去做 -我投降 22 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,667 不要動 23 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:18,417 -在這裡 -不行,不要動 24 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,583 -幹,好大喔 -幹 25 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,250 -媽的,你是牛喔? -幹他媽 26 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:23,583 機掰 27 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,792 {\an8}幹,他的…特大好不好? 28 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:28,958 {\an8}噓 29 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:46,375 (第一章,猴子) 30 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,417 -王鴻全你尿太黃,你吃B群哦? -幹 31 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,208 早上剛起床有吃啊 32 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:53,500 喝太多 33 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,167 幹 34 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,917 -用力 -幹 35 00:02:58,917 --> 00:02:59,750 進了… 36 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,417 幹你娘 37 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,417 有點累了吧 38 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,833 幹,以後要這麼累也很難了啦 39 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:09,958 還好吧 40 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,375 你推甄上了,在那邊講幹話 41 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,292 -又在講 -媽的,推甄狗 42 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,250 -推甄狗 -哇靠,白癡哦 43 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,042 -這輩子跟我們混就混到這邊了啦 -白癡,不要鬧啦 44 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,625 白癡,很臭 45 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:22,542 全部都是尿 46 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:23,458 你們有病喔 47 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,000 幹,很噁耶 48 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,125 有沒有衛生紙啊? 49 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,417 自己找啊 50 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,042 臭死了 51 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:35,458 你看他啦 52 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:40,250 衣服也有 53 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:44,625 王鴻全 54 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:47,708 不要去念了啦 55 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:48,708 幹嘛不去? 56 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,958 念了沒什麼用啊 57 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:56,125 最後還不是回去接你爸工廠 58 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:01,458 那你以後當大老闆 59 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,417 我幫你開車哦 60 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,000 屁啦 61 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,292 讓我開啦 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,625 司機只有一個 63 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,417 你哦 64 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,208 你去當助理 65 00:04:14,292 --> 00:04:15,625 靠么喔 66 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,375 你不是有一個阿伯在開什麼怪手 67 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,792 你去跟他開啊,那賺翻了好不好? 68 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,042 我想吹冷氣,不行哦? 69 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,083 我也想要吹冷氣啊 70 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:24,083 王鴻全,讓我開啦 71 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:25,625 我不要開賓士 72 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:26,875 也不要BMW好了 73 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,292 我要開瑪莎拉蒂 74 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,333 我上網查,它0到200只要九秒 75 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:33,458 看到時候我們要去哪裡,我們都超快 76 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:36,292 好 77 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,625 好會講,都你們在講 78 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,750 靠你囉,真的啦 79 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,333 沒跟你開玩笑啦 80 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:42,917 我也沒有開玩笑啊 81 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,417 我在讀書,你們在賺錢 82 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,333 等我畢業,你們都大老闆了好不好? 83 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:47,708 哪有那麼好賺 84 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:55,875 兄弟 85 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,000 -幹嘛? -你要幹嘛?你不要 86 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,208 -幹,你不要鬧 -是不是兄弟? 87 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:01,000 那超髒,他剛尿超黃的耶 88 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,292 兄弟 89 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:03,792 是不是一輩子? 90 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,542 -幹,不要… -喝下去 91 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,083 -不要,不要鬧 -不要,那很噁 92 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,542 最後一天了耶,不為過吧? 93 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:11,125 不要啦 94 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:13,542 -幹嘛不喝? -好…不然這樣好不好? 95 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:14,792 刺幾滴血,結拜 96 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,583 -王鴻全過來 -結拜,你更幼稚,神經病 97 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:17,750 不要,我不要 98 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:19,875 -你們兩個很無聊 -不是這一種啦 99 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,625 我們來換 100 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,667 換什麼? 101 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,458 秘密 102 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:41,417 從來沒有跟別人講過的秘密 103 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:48,917 那你先啦 104 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,333 好啊 105 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,000 各位觀眾 106 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,333 我國小四年級就尻過了 107 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,167 最好啦 108 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:03,375 不是這一種 109 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:05,833 不是這一種 110 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:09,500 幹 111 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:23,500 高二暑假 112 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:27,625 還記得嗎? 113 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:34,958 都洗乾淨了嘛 114 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:39,625 很乾淨啊 115 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,000 很乾淨? 116 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,250 對啊 117 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,792 證明給我看 118 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,958 有多乾淨 119 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,458 有多乾淨,告訴我啊 120 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:53,125 再玩嘛 121 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,125 你們這些傢伙,待會沒有整理乾淨 122 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,625 通通都不要回去 123 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,958 你知道為什麼主任女兒是白癡嗎? 124 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:28,375 白癡生白癡啊 125 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,333 錯 126 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,750 我有聽學長說 127 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,917 主任的老婆其實是他堂妹 128 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:38,542 堂妹? 129 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,708 親堂妹啊 130 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,167 近親相姦,禽獸不如 131 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,792 屁啦,怎麼可能? 132 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,167 真的啊 133 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,417 堂妹,三小 134 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,958 在講什麼? 135 00:07:48,042 --> 00:07:49,417 真的啦,我聽學長說的啊 136 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,875 幹,堂妹 137 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,208 好爽… 138 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:55,000 -好爽喔,幹 -幹,不要… 139 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,375 還在玩啊? 140 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:58,583 動作快一點 141 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,042 好 142 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,458 幹你娘機掰 143 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:07,708 -快一點 -趕快拖一拖啦 144 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:08,667 快一點啦 145 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,208 這裡拖過了 146 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:24,875 進了… 147 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,208 沒有啦 148 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,500 韓吉,這裡… 149 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:35,208 -沒有出界… -王鴻全 150 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:36,125 出界了啦 151 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,708 主任好 152 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,000 妳會從一數到一百嗎? 153 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,667 我有跟他們打賭一百杯說妳會 154 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,458 賭博 155 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,625 打賭妳知道嗎? 156 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:16,500 妳幫我贏,我就請妳喝 157 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,042 妳看 158 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,083 這麼大一杯 159 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:22,667 我一個人也喝不完啊 160 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:25,792 真的啦 161 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,083 我不會跟妳爸講 162 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:31,792 妳先唸一次給我聽 163 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:34,833 三 164 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:42,833 四 165 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,375 四 166 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,333 五 167 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:50,917 六 168 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,250 七 169 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,375 七 170 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:56,875 八 171 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,333 九 172 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:05,875 十 173 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,125 十一 174 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,292 對 175 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:13,125 十二 176 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,250 十三 177 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,083 你在幹什麼? 178 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:20,500 這個孩子喔 179 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,208 怎麼會有人吃成這樣? 180 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,500 等下阿嬤有事要出去一下 181 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,875 你要乖乖在家,知道嗎? 182 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:51,792 繼續 183 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,458 七十九 184 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,250 八十 185 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,625 八十… 186 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,375 妳爸不是很屌嗎? 187 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,000 八十 188 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,333 那種你也幹得下去哦? 189 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,042 所以 190 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,750 我們那時候在路上看到的… 191 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,625 -帥啊 -靠 192 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:35,542 主任? 193 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,542 主任好 194 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:49,250 沒事,來,慢慢走 195 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:51,917 王鴻全 196 00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:57,250 (婦產科) 197 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,583 當兄弟 198 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,042 不是在手上刺幾滴血 199 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,125 就叫當兄弟 200 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:04,958 要換 201 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:07,625 要換這一種 202 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,708 -幹嘛? -講完啦 203 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,375 幹嘛? 204 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,458 什麼幹嘛啊? 205 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,667 講完啦 206 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,917 -韓吉你先啦 -幹,又我 207 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 你先啦 208 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,917 講啊 209 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,958 好 210 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,458 不過我現在要講的事情 211 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,875 你們絕對不可以講出去 212 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,583 我每一次補完數學的時候 213 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,958 都會經過橋下 214 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,792 那裡住了一個流浪漢 215 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,500 他旁邊蒼蠅蚊子很多 216 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:36,833 媽的,到處亂丟的垃圾也超多的 217 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,417 所以從來沒有人跟他講話 218 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,292 也沒有人敢靠近他 219 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,625 就好像這世界上 220 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,958 沒有任何一個東西跟他有關 221 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,042 所以我常去7-11買一些零食 222 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,750 想說去測試他的反應 223 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,333 好幾次 224 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,375 我就已經站在他旁邊了 225 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,792 但他每一次都睡的很熟 226 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,083 從來沒有發現過 227 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,500 我真的從來不覺得 我是一個會殺人的人 228 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,917 不過就在那一天 229 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,292 我突然發現 230 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:58,792 我好像把他殺了 231 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,167 也不會有人知道 232 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,667 原來那感覺 233 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,458 跟砸在狗的頭上差不多耶 234 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,542 後來我連續好幾個禮拜 235 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,917 每天都看新聞,看報紙 236 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,583 但那老人死掉 237 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,083 好像真的跟沒發生過一樣 238 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,042 搞不好還沒有人發現 239 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,250 怎麼可能? 240 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750 我上個月白天的時候還去過一次 241 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,583 他那裡現在就只剩下一堆棉被 242 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,833 連電影裡面那種 243 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,917 黃黃的封鎖線都完全沒有 244 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,292 還是 245 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,917 其實他沒死啊? 246 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,167 幹,最好是啦 247 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,083 幹嘛? 248 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,458 講話啊 249 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,000 講話,兄弟 250 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:50,875 -講啊 -幹嘛啦? 251 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,083 講就講啊 252 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,917 其實 253 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,667 我一直懷疑我爸外遇 254 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:08,875 爸,我回來囉 255 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,333 嚴格來說應該是第六感 256 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,500 有一次他去洗澡的時候 257 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,250 看到他跟其他女生聊天 258 00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:50,167 幹 259 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,833 靠北 260 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,667 你在開玩笑哦? 261 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,542 我爸還去喝茶,你供三小? 262 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,750 我爸跟你爸又不一樣 263 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:01,125 -我爸他滿嘴大道理 -現在是怎樣?什麼什麼東西? 264 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,083 什麼叫你爸跟我們爸不一樣? 265 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,000 對啦 266 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,542 韓吉他爸每天只會開查某 267 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,667 我爸每天只會釣蝦 268 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,500 我爸爸最爛,你爸爸最屌啦 269 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,500 -對啦 -你就是這意思對不對? 270 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,417 我們爸都垃圾,你爸就棒 271 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,250 我不是這個意思啦 272 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,250 你就是這個意思 273 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,792 換一點你自己的好不好? 274 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,458 要活成這樣到什麼時候啊,靠爸族? 275 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,083 講自己的啦,全全 276 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,417 我拿兩條命跟你換 277 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,875 換就換啊 278 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,000 講啊 279 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,000 有一次段考前 280 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,458 我去送教室日誌的時候… 281 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,833 我偷了一張 282 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,042 王鴻全,都畢業了 283 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,750 現在跑去跟學校講 你偷考卷是會被退學哦? 284 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,250 還是說 285 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:02,958 退學又怎樣? 286 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,250 你要換這個 287 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:10,583 當兄弟就是要有膽,要換 288 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:12,833 我換了啊 289 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,000 是你們的太誇張好不好? 290 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,875 不然怎麼樣? 我踢過狗啊,這樣算不算? 291 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,958 我剛跟他說我把狗幹掉 292 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:22,958 你現在跟我說你踢狗 293 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:23,875 你什麼意思? 294 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,208 你用騙的 295 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,875 騙我們把最髒的秘密跟你換 296 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,375 我哪有騙啊? 297 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,417 就說是你們太誇張好不好? 298 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,583 你現在是怎樣? 299 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,375 你打算弄我們一輩子啊? 300 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,750 我又不會說 301 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,792 我知道韓吉不會講 302 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,417 我也知道張博偉不會弄我 303 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,500 因為我們之間是等價交換 304 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,125 反正我不會說 305 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,458 不然發誓嘛 306 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:57,833 發誓? 307 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,792 我們一個強姦 308 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,042 一個殺人 309 00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:05,125 你 310 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,250 老爸外遇、偷考卷 311 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,042 踢狗 312 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:13,625 你覺得呢? 313 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,292 不然你們想怎樣? 314 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,583 把我從這裡丟下去是不是?靠北 315 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:59,125 走了啦,高中畢業 就不用回家是不是? 316 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:02,542 幹嘛啦? 317 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,167 不是啊 318 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,250 就算我說出去,也沒有證據好不好? 319 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,500 主任的女兒都打掉那麼久了 320 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:08,417 學校也沒有監視器 321 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,083 她阿呆阿呆 就算認出來也沒人會信啊 322 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,083 還有你,你那更扯 323 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,375 磚頭上面指紋早就被魚吃掉 324 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,500 你們不要那麼無聊好不好啦? 325 00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:26,042 你剛剛 326 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,750 是真的以為我們會把你推下去? 327 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:30,708 沒有啊 328 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,125 那你到底還有什麼可以跟我們換? 329 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,792 現在要說的事情 330 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:02,417 一輩子 331 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,250 都不能說出去 332 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,167 不要以為我是什麼好學生 333 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:21,458 高二下 我很確定我期末考考砸,完蛋 334 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,542 成績只要一出來 我一定會被我爸打死 335 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,750 比起你們完全不在乎成績 336 00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:49,875 為了滿足我爸的虛榮心 我很辛苦好嗎? 337 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,875 所以我就在某一個晚上 338 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:56,958 把高一、高二、高三 全部的人考卷燒掉 339 00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,000 很對不起喔 340 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:27,958 只是因為我一個人考不好 341 00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,500 就要害大家再重考一次 342 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:40,167 所以那個考卷,燒到最後 343 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:43,167 還順便燒掉一整排一樓跟二樓的教室 344 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,375 消防隊還噴水噴到隔天中午 345 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:48,958 你這一手 346 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,333 很溜耶 347 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,875 只是小小的副作用 348 00:24:58,833 --> 00:24:59,875 韓吉 349 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,833 你覺得呢? 350 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,875 就是因為這件壞事 351 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,208 我覺得可以啦 352 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:17,292 我覺得不妥喔 353 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:19,958 為什麼不行?我超壞的好不好? 354 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:21,625 證據呢? 355 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,583 對啊,搞不好這件壞事 356 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:26,250 根本就不是你做的 357 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,375 什麼叫不是我做的? 358 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,375 不要以為只有你們才狠好不好? 359 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,583 那你發誓啊 360 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,000 你不是最喜歡發誓了? 361 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:34,958 我發誓啊 362 00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:36,417 有什麼不好發誓的? 363 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,833 你們少看扁人好不好? 364 00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:39,833 要不是你們那麼機巴 365 00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:40,833 這個不能換,那個不能換 366 00:25:40,917 --> 00:25:41,875 誰想講啊? 367 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,750 好了啦,換完了回家了吧 368 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:50,625 所以你發誓 369 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,750 垃圾車跟一整排教室 370 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,333 都是你為了燒考卷 371 00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:56,958 不小心燒掉的 372 00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:58,250 我發誓啊 373 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,375 錄到了 374 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,458 你錄幹嘛啦?刪掉啦 375 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:09,917 -幹嘛啦? -不要錄啦 376 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,250 幹嘛?警察不能聽喔? 377 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,625 -幹嘛? -你敢報警就死定了 378 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,208 我要做紀念啊 379 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:15,875 燒考卷 380 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,167 紀念什麼?我可以跟警察說 381 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,958 我是被你們逼的,刪掉 382 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:19,917 問警察 383 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,875 張博偉,刪掉 384 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,042 好啦 385 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,167 不要玩他 386 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,125 好啦 387 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:28,250 要不要承認?你 388 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,917 剛剛騙了你最好的兩個朋友 389 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:32,750 騙什麼?我燒了就燒了 390 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,500 有什麼了不起?至少沒有死人啊 391 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,250 還要講 392 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,208 不要說沒給你機會喔 393 00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:40,417 要不要承認啦? 394 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,542 承認什麼啦? 395 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,292 承認你是唬爛的 396 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,875 你才沒這個膽 397 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,458 什麼叫我沒有這個膽? 398 00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:47,458 我告訴你們 399 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:49,167 你們不認識真正的我啦 400 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,792 真正的你 401 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,583 說什麼真正,什麼東西? 402 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:54,708 刪掉啦,不然我就跟警察說 403 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:55,708 好啦 404 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:57,708 不要吵架啦 405 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,542 刪就刪啊,幹嘛? 406 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,750 反正你也是隨便編一編的 407 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:11,958 你知不知道 408 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:13,833 為什麼我們知道你說謊? 409 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:15,500 就說我沒有 410 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,958 因為燒掉考卷的 411 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:30,000 是我們 412 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:48,750 喂,龍哥 413 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,792 你有看到今天的月亮嗎? 414 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,042 很圓很美 415 00:27:58,542 --> 00:28:01,083 你有覺得它像什麼嗎? 416 00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,667 你欠我的錢啦 417 00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,542 快點啦,走啦 418 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,042 來喔 419 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,083 步驟還記得嗎? 420 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:18,792 行不行啦? 421 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,625 快點啦 422 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,167 去 423 00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,125 快點啦 424 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:34,708 -不要錄啦 -好啦 425 00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:36,875 不錄了 426 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,625 九百六十五萬 427 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:43,167 中間你有還一筆四百零三萬 428 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:46,000 所以尾款剩多少你知道吧? 429 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:56,958 張博偉 430 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:58,833 你剛唬爛的喔? 431 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,667 怎樣? 432 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,750 我不信那種你幹得下去 433 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,042 你又知道,我可以哦 434 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:18,917 屁啦 435 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:22,625 我猜那智障肚子 根本是她老爸自己搞大的 436 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,125 你也不敢殺人啊,婊子 437 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:43,792 還是要一次付清 438 00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:50,875 不然… 439 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,875 幹你娘,他真的信 440 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,917 我們在他心裡真的是壞 441 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:02,375 噓,不要那麼大聲 442 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:05,042 -真的信 -我錄到了 443 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:09,042 -錄到了 -噓 444 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:11,458 噓 445 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,417 我要上傳IG 446 00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:16,333 幹 447 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,708 幹你娘機掰 448 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:33,750 -泰哥 -老大 449 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,750 去那邊,幹 450 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,708 不要,不要過來,不要,靠北啊 451 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,542 -去把那個兔崽子給我抓回來 -死囡仔,幹你娘 452 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:40,583 別跑 453 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,250 別跑 454 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,375 幹你娘,衝三小? 455 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,708 你真的砸下去,你是智障白癡哦? 456 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:48,833 對啊,不然咧? 457 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,583 別跑 458 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,417 -等我啦 -不要抓我啦 459 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,958 分開,分頭跑 460 00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:58,417 你 461 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,458 去那邊 462 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:00,542 好不好? 463 00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:03,875 別跑 464 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:12,875 別跑 465 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,083 他媽的 466 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,583 媽的,機掰,幹 467 00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,875 別跑,幹你娘 468 00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,000 幹你娘 469 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:25,958 不要讓我抓到 470 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:27,250 機掰 471 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,583 幹你娘機掰 472 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,208 不是很兇? 473 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:33,208 不是很兇? 474 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:41,583 走啦 475 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:43,333 快點 476 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:58,417 我剛剛超屌,你有沒有看到韓吉? 477 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,792 幹你娘,你還跑 478 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:01,667 你沒看到他嗎? 479 00:32:02,792 --> 00:32:05,250 幹你娘,別跑 480 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,833 韓吉 481 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:12,958 -等我啦 -韓吉你媽 482 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:13,875 等我 483 00:32:17,292 --> 00:32:20,292 韓吉,跑慢一點啦 484 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:21,625 幹你娘 485 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:23,625 抓到了,你再跑啊? 486 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,833 對不起 487 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,542 等我一下 488 00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:31,167 我們只是在玩,對不起 489 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,500 我給你們錢 490 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,167 -來…走啦 -再跑啊 491 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:39,125 抓到了吼? 492 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,000 你再跑啊 493 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:45,333 -幹你娘 -老大 494 00:32:45,417 --> 00:32:47,333 -我給你們錢 -幹 495 00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,708 好啊啦 496 00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:52,667 我會死掉 497 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,292 看三小?再去抓啊 498 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:55,208 -好 -去抓啊 499 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:56,250 -走 -走 500 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:57,750 還有兩個人 501 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:01,792 幹你娘 502 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,417 (第二章:好人) 503 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,000 來,走一下… 504 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,083 -照一下 -我已經照了 505 00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,333 欸? 506 00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:16,792 還說沒喝? 507 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,458 學長 508 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:26,625 你上次想殺人什麼時候? 509 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,833 妳想殺人哦? 510 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,250 我每次打靶都最高分 511 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,750 為了就是什麼? 512 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,250 為了就是希望有一天 能夠替那些無辜的受害者出一口氣 513 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:39,333 所以咧? 514 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,167 不是,你知不知道上上上個月 515 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,083 有個三歲小孩,被他媽帶回家 516 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:45,542 然後那個還在假釋的王八蛋 517 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,833 把小孩打到整個頭骨變形凹陷 518 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,750 一隻眼睛凹下去糊掉 519 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,458 結果你知道 那小孩他媽媽說什麼嗎? 520 00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:53,792 不確定,沒看見 521 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:54,875 不清楚 522 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,833 操他媽,有什麼好看不清楚? 523 00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:58,708 還是他媽媽的眼睛自己也糊掉? 524 00:34:25,042 --> 00:34:26,500 你是誰? 525 00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,625 -怎麼在我車上? -拜託開車 526 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:30,833 對不起,借我們躲一下 527 00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:33,125 我剛有喝酒,還有點茫 528 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,500 不然你們坐下一台好不好? 529 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,500 幹 530 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,250 喂,是找你們的嗎? 531 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,042 -對不起 -你們下車好不好? 532 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:46,458 那個是誤會,誤會啦 533 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:47,458 你們下車啦 534 00:34:48,292 --> 00:34:49,458 我給你錢… 535 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:51,625 我不管你們的閒事 536 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,083 -我給你錢 -你們下車啦 537 00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:54,083 大哥,誤會 538 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:55,625 你們別害我啦 539 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,083 你們快下車啦 540 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:58,917 -五分鐘 -下車啦 541 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,875 -五分鐘,拜託 -不要在我車上 542 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,000 -快下車,拜託 -他來了 543 00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:03,125 快下車啦 544 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,708 你信不信他砸爛你的車? 545 00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,083 我又不認識他,為什麼砸我車? 546 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,708 -你強姦 -你不要亂講話,我哪有? 547 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,500 你再亂講 548 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,792 -他會砸爛你的車 -張博偉,他來了 549 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,750 沒有你的事啦 550 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,708 快點,下來 551 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:03,708 幹,很痛 552 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:07,583 幹你娘 553 00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:15,292 少年你在做什麼啦?下車,你下車 554 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,708 -你在幹嘛?下來 -張博偉在幹嘛? 555 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,542 下車 556 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,250 衝三小? 557 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,250 衝三小啦 558 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,708 給我擋下來…幹 559 00:36:28,292 --> 00:36:31,583 -機掰 -幹,追啦,追 560 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,208 我的車 561 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,583 你常偷開你爸的車喔? 562 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:45,333 有沒有水? 563 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,292 -幹嘛啦? -還是,我們直接開去報警? 564 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:56,333 我想一下 565 00:36:56,417 --> 00:36:57,833 不報警韓吉會被打死 566 00:36:57,917 --> 00:36:59,292 我說我想一下,好嗎? 567 00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:00,333 讓我… 568 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,667 我想一下 569 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,792 你們 570 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,083 你們強姦我 571 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:09,875 不是 572 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,250 是剛那個司機 573 00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:14,583 小姐妳要去哪?我們可以先送妳回家 574 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:19,292 我死囉? 575 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,375 -我怎麼死的? -張博偉 576 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,000 你可不可以自己處理一下,好嗎? 577 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:26,875 我知道了 578 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:30,333 你們要去棄屍對不對? 579 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,833 沒有,小姐妳誤會了 580 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:36,042 妳還沒有死哦 然後是剛剛那個司機,不是我們 581 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,417 妳可以拿手機拍下來 582 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,292 然後拿去警察局告死他 583 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,125 對,告死他,鄭威 584 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:45,375 你們平常都吃什麼啊? 585 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,583 好濃哦 586 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,042 張博偉 587 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:52,792 精液?有精液很好啊 588 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:55,375 去醫院驗那個DNA,就知道他媽的 589 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:56,875 是剛剛那個司機在搞妳 590 00:37:56,958 --> 00:37:59,708 -不是我們 -醫院我很常去 591 00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,583 那很好啊,很好啊 592 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,792 小朋友 593 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,750 不要太常去醫院 594 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,583 醫院裡面有很多 595 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:15,208 眼睛看不到的東西,三衰五敗 596 00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:17,917 這樣講你們聽不聽得懂? 597 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,833 陪她玩 598 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,792 懂 599 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,625 -結手印,我們來結手印 -張博偉 600 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,917 -張博偉 -跟她結手印 601 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,917 -你懂嗎? -結手印 602 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:34,542 -除穢 -除穢 603 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:38,750 -清除宇宙負能量 -清除宇宙負能量 604 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,708 -跟著我唸哦 -有,我在唸 605 00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:44,917 -世尊 -世尊 606 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,083 -大智慧 -大智慧 607 00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:49,333 活佛 608 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:53,000 五台山 609 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:55,875 六道輪迴 610 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,208 七覺分 611 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:02,000 八聖道 612 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,375 菩薩… 613 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:11,750 -不行 -幹嘛啦? 614 00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:19,375 你到底在幹嘛啦? 615 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,167 哪一邊? 616 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:32,333 張博偉,我們要去哪裡啦? 617 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:33,292 不知道 618 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,958 幹你娘 619 00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:44,417 幹 620 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,500 -警察正好 -幹,不要 621 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,333 小聲,不要,不要碰我 622 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,250 警察正好啊 623 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,208 我們剛喝超多,你知不知道? 624 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:55,708 你有駕照嗎? 625 00:39:56,792 --> 00:40:00,292 我們搶車 626 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:03,625 王鴻全,我們是搶車啊 627 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,000 不對啊,我們可以跟警察說 628 00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,500 我們不是搶,我們是被逼的 629 00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,000 好 630 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,083 你先跟人家… 631 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,500 你先下車,去跟警察說 632 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,083 你他媽剛把一個黑道頭打破 633 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:14,625 你去講啊 634 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,167 我可以啊 635 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,125 至少警察會救韓吉吧 636 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,708 你好偉大,好厲害喔 637 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,208 我告訴你,他媽的 638 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:24,417 如果搶車被抓到 639 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,833 你也不用上大學 640 00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:28,333 你也不用上大學 他媽直接被退學,我跟你講 641 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:29,917 會這樣嗎? 642 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,125 你要去哪裡啦? 643 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,083 你要幹嘛啊? 644 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:19,083 警察,我被強姦 645 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:21,833 {\an8}把她拉下去… 646 00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,833 把她拉下去 647 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,417 -閉嘴 -他們輪姦我 648 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,708 -警察,他們輪姦我 -把她丟下去 649 00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:29,875 {\an8}妳閉嘴 650 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:32,333 -進來… -救命… 651 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:33,958 回去… 652 00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:43,375 {\an8}收到…幫我把它… 653 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,375 發現車號5799-TA 654 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:49,292 計程車該車從北往南逃逸 655 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,875 到達請回報 656 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:53,167 盤查時請注意自身安全 657 00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,625 201回報 658 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,792 5799-TA,收到,謝謝 659 00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,042 最好是毒 660 00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:03,417 想說這個月欠業績,業績就來 661 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,917 待會就來去買樂透 662 00:42:07,042 --> 00:42:08,458 不要在車上弄這個啦 663 00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,583 學長 664 00:42:09,667 --> 00:42:11,875 我們現在的情況應該很危急吧? 665 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:13,125 槍放下來 666 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:16,208 我們是來找業績的 不是找麻煩的好不好? 667 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,458 學長,對空鳴槍是一槍,還是兩槍? 668 00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:21,167 妳這樣搞得我很緊張 669 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,417 我不曉得怎麼開車好不好? 670 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,000 我到底是要看妳的槍 671 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,333 -還是要… -學長你可以專心開車的,加油 672 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:29,125 我沒有辦法看,放下來,槍放下來 673 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:30,542 車號幾號? 674 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,250 5799-TA 675 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,333 槍放下來,很好哦很好 676 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:37,042 看一下巷子,巷子有沒有? 677 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:43,833 通報5799-TA 最後發現轉入龍泉宮巷子 678 00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:46,958 需要時請通知線上同仁支援 679 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250 201收到 680 00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:03,500 下車 681 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:06,875 最後一次警告,下車 682 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,042 你可不可以不要現在抽菸? 683 00:43:59,042 --> 00:43:59,917 出來 684 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,625 最後一次警告 685 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:13,167 再不出來,我就開槍了 686 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,125 出來 687 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,042 學長 688 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,417 是,長官 689 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:58,375 一台計程車,車號是5799-TA 690 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,583 兩個穿高中制服的 691 00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:03,250 -是 -完蛋 692 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,458 -我要怎麼跟我爸講? -都男生 693 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,167 是 694 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,958 好,報告長官收到 695 00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:23,417 張博偉,韓吉怎麼辦啊? 696 00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:26,667 還是我們叫警察去救他? 697 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,750 你有沒有聽到?他們有槍啊 698 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:37,917 幹嘛打他? 699 00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,167 不是要換? 700 00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:47,375 換三小? 他媽隨便唬爛你就相信是不是? 701 00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:49,833 你是白癡是不是啊? 702 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,875 你說唬爛什麼意思? 703 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:16,208 就是唬爛啊 704 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,542 媽的,怎麼會相信那種事情? 705 00:46:20,583 --> 00:46:22,333 我有可能強姦那白癡嗎? 706 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:25,417 你要不要自己想看看? 707 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:28,000 韓吉他媽那個智障 他有可能殺人嗎? 708 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:29,500 你覺得他有可能殺人嗎? 709 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,792 你不是甄試上了嗎? 710 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,500 有沒有帶腦? 711 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,208 那為什麼主任女兒會大肚子? 712 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,042 大肚子,我怎麼知道? 713 00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:44,458 她爸幹她的 714 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:46,583 她爸幹她的 715 00:46:49,542 --> 00:46:50,958 你不是畢業了嗎? 716 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:56,833 智障喔 717 00:47:42,417 --> 00:47:45,375 妳知道這社會上 718 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:47,625 有多少比例的好人 719 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,375 多少比例的壞人? 720 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,583 剛好一半一半吧? 721 00:47:54,417 --> 00:47:56,167 剛好一半 722 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,958 那就太好了 723 00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:02,042 差不多 724 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:05,833 -只有百分之十是好人 -手放下 725 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:07,958 我有叫你放下嗎? 726 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,583 他有叫你放下嗎? 727 00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:12,500 有沒有啊? 728 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:16,417 壞人也差不多就是十分之一 729 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,708 那剩下百分之八十呢? 730 00:48:22,417 --> 00:48:25,042 沒人看就闖紅燈 731 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,167 飲料沒喝完 732 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:30,083 就隨便放在路邊機車的籃子裡 733 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:33,292 對跟錯 734 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,750 就是看情形,看狀況 735 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:38,292 百分之八十 736 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,125 這就是社會啦 737 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:46,000 我覺得好人應該還是比較多啦 738 00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:48,208 應該多蠻多的啦 739 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:51,625 妳不想再值大夜酒測了吧? 740 00:49:01,917 --> 00:49:04,208 好人不能再更多的原因 741 00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:06,250 是那百分之八十 742 00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,708 不好也不壞的人 743 00:49:07,792 --> 00:49:10,458 對於好人一直被壞人欺負 744 00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:12,708 -就裝死啊 -學長 745 00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:17,458 頂多裝裝同情 其實一點都不care 746 00:49:17,542 --> 00:49:18,958 我們不直接回去? 747 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,208 我有跟妳講過我有兩個小孩嗎? 748 00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:26,667 他們以後不管是當乩童… 749 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:27,583 學長 750 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:28,958 還是當醫生 751 00:49:29,042 --> 00:49:30,042 現在這是哪裡啦? 752 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,792 就是不要學我當警察 753 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,583 {\an8}(瑪莎拉蒂) 754 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:40,833 {\an8}蹲好啦 755 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,167 -跳高一點 -蹲好 756 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,333 警察 757 00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,792 叫你走是不是? 758 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:51,833 要去哪裡? 759 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:54,125 叫你動是不是?叫你動了嗎? 760 00:49:55,042 --> 00:49:56,042 站好 761 00:49:57,292 --> 00:49:58,292 顧好他 762 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,625 長官好 763 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,958 嗨 764 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,208 來 765 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,292 幹,下來 766 00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:46,917 下來 767 00:50:56,875 --> 00:50:58,250 看三小,走 768 00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:00,875 -走 -快一點啦 769 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:06,000 要改過自新哦 770 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:08,708 快點啦 771 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,917 -走啦 -進去啦 772 00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:26,250 (第三章:壞人) 773 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:50,542 快點啦 774 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:21,625 做壞事有什麼了不起? 775 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:25,875 門裡面門外面都是壞人 776 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:30,708 阿泰,恐嚇勒索 777 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:34,167 重傷害,過失致死 778 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:39,208 阿傑,暴力討債,教唆殺人 779 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,708 阿天,妨害性自主 780 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,708 小魚,竊盜,毒品 781 00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:47,500 以上每一個 782 00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:50,417 通通違反《槍砲彈藥管制條例》 783 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,542 今天晚上 784 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,333 又會多加一條私刑拘禁 785 00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,083 做壞事 786 00:53:01,292 --> 00:53:03,625 這裡大家都在做壞事啊 787 00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:06,333 而且是天天做 788 00:53:09,958 --> 00:53:11,417 我們當壞人 789 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:14,417 沒在叫警察的 790 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:18,000 坐啊 791 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:24,667 坐 792 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:44,542 什麼事都可以喬 793 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,917 什麼事都可以討價還價 794 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,083 你們有認識什麼大哥嗎? 795 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:54,083 叫他來跟我喬 796 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:57,125 蛤仔 797 00:53:57,875 --> 00:53:59,042 蛤? 798 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:01,250 樂華夜市錢櫃那邊管停車場那個蛤仔 799 00:54:01,333 --> 00:54:02,375 他有他的電話 800 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:04,333 你不是有他的電話?你打電話給他 801 00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:06,583 大哥,不好意思 麻煩你稍等我們一下下 802 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,250 你趕快打電話給他 803 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,417 不要講了 804 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,375 你快點打電話給他 805 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,875 沒有大哥 806 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:15,708 那有沒有錢? 807 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:28,125 我們有錢 808 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,250 很好 809 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:32,042 大家一整個晚上都沒睡 810 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,708 門外的一個人一萬 811 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:36,458 頭被打破的二十 812 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:40,042 我一大早就被吵起來殺魚 813 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:48,375 就當做認識一下好了 814 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:51,042 以後有什麼事情 815 00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,542 我可以幫你們喬 816 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:10,083 你先跟你爸借,之後再說 817 00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:12,500 沒辦法啦 818 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,708 打電話跟你爸借 819 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:17,083 太多了,沒辦法 820 00:55:18,708 --> 00:55:21,500 -快點啦 -太多了,二十幾萬沒辦法啦 821 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:23,250 快點,你家不是很有錢? 822 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,750 沒辦法,真的太多了 823 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:26,708 明明就可以 824 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:31,125 王鴻全,拜託啦 825 00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:35,583 沒大哥 826 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,208 沒錢 827 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:40,542 那就不是做壞事 828 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,000 是做錯事 829 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,542 做錯了,認錯 830 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:55,333 大哥,我們認錯,以後不敢了 831 00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:58,500 你以後敢不敢 我看起來有很介意嗎? 832 00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:24,667 電影應該都有看過啦 833 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:32,875 一根 834 00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:58,333 我已經被打這麼慘了 835 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:00,167 你們兩個 836 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,458 自己猜拳 837 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,208 我們是專程回來救你的 838 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:21,458 對吧,王鴻全? 839 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,958 對啊,我們是為了救你才回來的 840 00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:27,625 你知道我們在路上 841 00:57:28,583 --> 00:57:29,708 有多擔心你嗎? 842 00:57:30,417 --> 00:57:32,375 兄弟就是這樣子啊 843 00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:35,667 你看,發生這種事情,我們還是來了 844 00:57:36,333 --> 00:57:37,167 對吧? 845 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:41,417 我已經被打那麼慘了 846 00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:46,000 王鴻全他跑最慢 847 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:48,125 他也沒有被抓啊 848 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:51,208 對,你跑慢一點就好 849 00:57:52,417 --> 00:57:54,125 就是因為你現在在這裡 850 00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,333 你被打 851 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:57,250 我們才會在這裡 852 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:00,042 對吧? 853 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:04,125 廢話,他們抓了我 854 00:58:04,208 --> 00:58:06,333 他們知道你們是誰,知道你們住哪 855 00:58:06,417 --> 00:58:08,917 他們不來找我,他們也會去找你們 856 00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:19,708 這不是為了你 857 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,792 是為了我們大家 858 00:58:28,292 --> 00:58:30,042 誰叫你要跑那麼快 859 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:31,708 對吧? 860 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:35,083 你跑那麼快,跑慢一點就沒事啦 861 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:39,750 你快點 862 00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:44,125 快點 863 00:59:01,458 --> 00:59:04,167 等一下 864 00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:06,208 這一隻 865 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,375 -這個? -再上面一點 866 00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:14,292 -好 -上面一點啦 867 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:19,625 上面一點 868 00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:24,292 衝三小? 869 00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:48,958 幹 870 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,042 不行…我的手… 871 00:59:59,917 --> 01:00:02,833 可以走了嗎?我們可以走… 872 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:04,958 不是吧… 873 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:26,917 大哥,對不起 874 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:28,875 借過一下 875 01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:22,208 韓吉 876 01:01:22,292 --> 01:01:24,125 幹你娘,看我幹嘛? 877 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:26,792 你們兩個,自己 878 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:41,542 王鴻全,你仔細想一下 879 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:43,708 不K那一下的話 880 01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:45,458 我們現在也不會在這裡啊 881 01:01:45,542 --> 01:01:47,333 那明明是你叫我K的,你們叫我K的 882 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,500 你不要用這樣看我,你這樣對我沒用 883 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:50,750 不是 884 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,167 王鴻全,你怎麼還是不知道? 885 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,458 我他媽的一整天都在跟你做那些 886 01:01:56,542 --> 01:01:57,708 我快受不了的事情 887 01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,792 什麼搶車什麼,一大堆事情 888 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,542 我都還沒跟你算,幹 889 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:04,875 你到底怎麼甄試上的? 890 01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,417 你們不要拖啦 891 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,333 快點剁 892 01:02:10,417 --> 01:02:12,208 不行,我這樣怎麼跟我媽講? 893 01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:13,542 可以 894 01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:14,875 我給你們錢 895 01:02:14,958 --> 01:02:15,833 我拜託給你們錢 896 01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:17,333 我慢慢給你們,拜託 897 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:21,333 幹,他媽的 898 01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:23,500 剛剛韓吉要剁的時候你不給錢 899 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,833 你就是自以為有錢了不起 900 01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,458 不是我不幫你 901 01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:38,542 是你他媽的 902 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,125 真的太自私 903 01:02:53,375 --> 01:02:54,208 喂 904 01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:58,667 看是剁哪一隻手寫字會不方便 905 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:00,750 就剁哪一隻手 906 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:04,500 這樣你們才會常常想起我 907 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:10,458 不行 908 01:03:10,542 --> 01:03:11,750 我真的不行 909 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,792 我左撇子 910 01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:21,083 我左撇子 911 01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,042 我左撇子 912 01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:40,208 拜託你一次剁斷 913 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:43,792 我數到三 914 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,542 我數到三,拜託 915 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,250 一 916 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,083 二 917 01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:08,042 幹你娘 918 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,625 不要碰我 919 01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:08,042 喂 920 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:12,583 東西都已經準備好了 921 01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:14,167 吃完再走 922 01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:20,458 給點面子 923 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,167 吃啊 924 01:07:42,417 --> 01:07:44,167 有沒有給機會? 925 01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,208 有沒有好好說? 926 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:54,625 有沒有跟你們喬? 927 01:07:56,458 --> 01:07:58,333 你們先是隨便敷衍 928 01:07:59,792 --> 01:08:01,167 然後是欺騙 929 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:03,542 欺騙 930 01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,708 敷衍 931 01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:14,792 做壞人 932 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,042 也是做人 933 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:32,708 興哥 934 01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:34,625 對不起 935 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,708 我這兩個朋友不懂事 936 01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,625 我一整個晚上 937 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:46,792 都在cover他們 938 01:09:22,167 --> 01:09:23,542 真要道歉的 939 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:25,250 是我 940 01:09:26,667 --> 01:09:28,583 我一直都知道,畢業之後 941 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,583 我們就不會繼續好了啊 942 01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,625 不是嗎? 943 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:46,292 我只是想要把這個晚上弄得…很好玩 944 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,042 弄得很好玩,對 945 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,458 就是弄得很好玩 946 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:53,833 王鴻全 947 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:56,958 你家裡有錢,頭腦又很聰明 948 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:00,292 韓吉 949 01:10:00,917 --> 01:10:02,333 你個性那麼好 950 01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:04,792 以後隨便都可以交到一大群好朋友 951 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:08,292 但是我呢?我就這樣而已啊 952 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,708 我最厲害,最屌的時候 953 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:22,625 就是現在了 954 01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:25,500 我說要跟你們 955 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,292 當你們司機,那些話 956 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,917 我只是希望我們有個約定,以後可以 957 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,625 不要什麼都丟下我 958 01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:37,250 韓吉,你一開始… 959 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:40,292 你可不可以閉嘴? 960 01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:42,500 等一下 961 01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:44,333 操你媽的 962 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:46,292 幹你娘咧 963 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:49,792 -剁… -伸出來 964 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:52,333 幹你娘 965 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:55,917 幹你娘 966 01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:04,292 幹 967 01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:20,750 幹你娘 968 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:23,583 幹你娘,打我 969 01:11:32,750 --> 01:11:33,833 幹你娘 970 01:12:06,333 --> 01:12:07,375 王鴻全 971 01:12:08,917 --> 01:12:11,083 我自己來 王鴻全我自己來,好不好? 972 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:14,375 我剛就說要剁,我剛原本已經要剁了 973 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:16,958 我原本已經要剁了,王鴻全 974 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:19,708 不要碰 975 01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:21,833 不要,不行 976 01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:23,042 我自己剁 977 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:29,042 不要 978 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:36,125 我自己剁 979 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,542 幹 980 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,542 幹 981 01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,625 我說我自己剁