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Go through the forest,
It's easier, he says.

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Well, damn.

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It has magic.

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Well.

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God damn it.

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Fuck.

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No.

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Wait.

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On the countertop - Yes.

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- I - What's up, dude?
- How are you?

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- Great, and you?
- Fine Come In.

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This is exactly the same.

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Have you seen?

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Vero.

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Hello - Hello.

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The famous Pedro is here finally.

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How are you?

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- Fine, and you?
- Fine.

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He went Pedro this, Pedro that,
my cousin's the best.

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Obviously

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I hope not to disappoint you.

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Martu was disappointed

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when she found out
she had no chances with you

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I don't worry.

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Well.

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Good trip?

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Yes, I slept the whole time.

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Fine.

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I I'll go get a pen.

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Welcome - Thanks.

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Has the uncle given you
the keys to the room?

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Yes, they are In the bag,
I'll give it to you later.

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Come, lets have a drink.

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- Coke or what?
- Fine.

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Yes?

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Table tennis

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I - I'll defeat you I - we'll see.

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That's Max,

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Lucas's friend, I told you he was coming.

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He was In the club, remember?

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When you told me about some Maxi

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I didn't know it was him,
but we went to summer camp

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I think he is my age.

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Yes, he is crazy, I but he s good.

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I Where s Lula?

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Upstairs, with a friend, Martu,
do you know her?

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Your friend told me
she has no chances with me.

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Right.

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And Lucas is upstairs,
lying in bed, maybe.

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By the way, how do we sleep?

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It's complicated

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so I am with Lula in my parents room

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the girls in Ana's room

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and you In the room
we stayed In last time

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with Lucas and with this.

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Maxi.

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Really?

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Shall we?

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Use that one, because

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I need the lamp to read.

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- Sure?
- Yes.

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This and this.

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I'll use a T-shirt with this one

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or you'll be itchy all night.

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And this?

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Such an idiot, I didn't see it.

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My backpack was covering it.

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I can't sleep without a pillow.

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Thanks.

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Are you staying

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for the holidays or longer?

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Yes, that's the idea.

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Fine.

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I sleep with my short and shirt on

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I so don't worry.

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Right.

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THE ASTRONAUT LOVERS

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Can I sit there?

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Of course.

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It's nice, isn't it?

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Yes, it's great.

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Do you remember me?

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Yes, from our childhood.

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I do, too.

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So you are gay now.

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Yes.

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What?

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Nothing, the question.

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Sorry, I have no filter.

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I You don't look gay, anyway.

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I Maybe, I don't know.

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Such a silly comment.

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That stuff about Looking gay.

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I mean.

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If I were an astronaut
you wouldn't ask that

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I wouldn't ask that

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because you look like one.

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I Its that

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my girlfriend, well.

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I had a girlfriend

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and she always told me I looked gay

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I got really angry.

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It infuriated me.

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Up, stand.

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- Stand?
- Stand.

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But.

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To make it stand up I have to touch it

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and if I do it in front of you

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my girlfriend would be right.

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Former girlfriend.

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Stand up so I can see what your girl saw.

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If you smoke like that
you look a little gay.

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Do you know the

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the paradox of Pinocchio
saying his nose will grow?

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A paradox is something impossible.

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Right, for example,

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what happens if

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an unstoppable force hits
an unmovable object?

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Right.

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Pinocchio's paradox

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is with his nose but I
explain it with a dick.

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Listen, only if I lie

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my dick grows, right?

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Yes.

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If I say

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the moon's a square.

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It will grow because the moon is.

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Round - Right.

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So, according to that law I say

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my dick will grow.

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Right.

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What happen?

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My dick will grow.

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I Lets see.

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If you lie, it grows.

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Lets say it's a lie.

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It grows.

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It wouldn't be a lie because it grew.

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Exactly.

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That's the paradox.

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Its like an oxymoron,
there's a contradiction.

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I love that stuff.

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My nose will grow.

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Well

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your girlfriend said you could be gay.

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I I haven t seen you In ten years

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I and you know I'm gay.

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And you make me think
on your hard dick.

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I don't know, but you look like a Martian.

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Maybe.

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I'm a bit of a Martian.

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How do you call these?

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Ladybird.

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Appropriate.

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This dinosaur.

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Weird.

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Let me see.

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Can I see?

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Can I keep one?

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Yes, of course

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I have noticed them - Pick one.

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Four years, from 10 to 14.

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Ok - Yes

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I thought you were born here
and then went to Spain.

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No, I was born In Madrid,
my mother is Spanish

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and my father is Argentinean.

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He went there, met my mother,

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they had me,

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and we returned here when I was 10.

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And you didn't keep the BA accent?

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A little, but they harassed me
at school so I changed it.

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Four years isn't enough.

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Did you go-?

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Your turn.

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- Mine?
- Yes.

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- Against?
- The loser.

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Good luck.

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We have to pick the movies.

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Not me - Not me.

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Maxi.

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I No, guys, don't.

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You know him, he is a dick.

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He loves you, he wants to fuck you

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- I - Where s Pedro?
- In the bathroom.

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Tell him to go.

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Tell him the guy is hot I and he II go

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I I'll go, I lost.

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Imagine Pedro there

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Spanish, Do you have Sex,
Lies and Videotapes?

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The wanker talking.

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You go to shops with hot women.

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Just a coincidence.

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And you?

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You ask the lifeguard about the flags.

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Come on.

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She forgets the meaning every year.

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Two things.

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Can you help me?

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Help you pee?

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No, if we can go to the video store.

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Video store?

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To the past? Nothing changed since I left.

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No, In the center, I there s a book shop

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that rents movies, we have no wi-fi here.

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The owner makes me uncomfortable,

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he is heavy.

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Why dd you stop talking?

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Nothing - Nothing.

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Just that, if I go with you, maybe.

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You are uncomfortable.

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Because he is a dick.

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Or because he wants to suck your dick?

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Yes, that

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I couldn't say it.

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You couldn't?

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You have faggot, nancy, pancy,

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fairy, a thousand words.

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Poofter, queen, and my favorite, crab.

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Crab?

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It walks backwards.

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What did Juan say?

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He said Duro de Matar

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and the girls said Big.

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Duro de Matar?

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With Bruce Willis, Nakatomi Plaza,

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Severus from Harry Potter.

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Jungla de Cristal.

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Jungla de Cristal?

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You are worse than us with names

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I love this movie.

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What's your favorite? A classic one.

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Blade Runner.

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Nice choice.

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Mine is.

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True Romance.

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True Romance?

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Amor a Quemarropa.

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Screenplay by Tarantino, sister movies.

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Brothers.

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No, the directors are brothers,
the movies are sisters.

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What do you mean?

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Watch them together.

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Like playing Alice
and Dark Side of the Moon?

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Not that much,

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I play them and you'll see

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I I don't know.

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I can't explain, but they are sisters.

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Some things can't be explained.

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Like when you don't lie,
it shouldn't go hard

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but it happens anyway.

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Exactly.

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I'm Pinocchio, my big nose will grow.

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Big nose?

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Seems like a lie.

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You'll see it one day, but yes.

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I tend to exaggerate.

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One day you can give me a hand.

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Or two.

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What movie are you Looking for?

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Edward Scissorhands
I'll grab yours nice then.

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Shut up.

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Why cutting the only thing that suits me?

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Man on the Moon, Milos Forman.

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Everything suits.

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You must get to it.

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What about Pedro? Nice, isn't he?

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Yes, a genius.

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You know

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when Juan said he was coming

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my inner Neanderthal appeared.

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Neanderthal.

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- What did I say?
- Neanderthal.

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I Its Neanderthal.

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Nothing to do with teeth.

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Well

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the inner Neanderthal appeared.

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I thought it was weird, but I was paranoid.

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What can he do? Stare at my ass?

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My underwear?

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- That underwear?
- Yes.

283
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You hairy ass.

284
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,459
Hairy, isn't it?

285
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,459
You aren't the first to tell me that

286
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,417
I And I won t be the last.

287
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:41,626
I thought of removing it.

288
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,167
I have a lot of hair, from neck to ass

289
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,459
constant hair.

290
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,042
Someone might like that

291
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,584
I I don't know.

292
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,167
Well, about Pedro.

293
00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:55,459
Being next to you.

294
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,417
I'm invisible, just like with girls.

295
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:02,667
So, he has your ass
to stare at, if he wants.

296
00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:04,376
I'm not worried.

297
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,334
What was that?

298
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:14,126
What? How do they call my ass?

299
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,126
How we call your ass.

300
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,626
Big Brothers house.

301
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:20,834
Why?

302
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,459
Many wanted to go In to see how it feels.

303
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,376
His knee vibrated.

304
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,167
Weird.

305
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,792
Weird, but also scary.

306
00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:31,084
Yes.

307
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,209
No way

308
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,334
Pedro, do you want to come?

309
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,334
With us - Where?

310
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,542
We'll go to Panamar,
to buy clothes, lunch

311
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:40,917
and enjoy the beach.

312
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,417
The beach?

313
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,292
Yes, I didn't buy a new swimsuit

314
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,042
so it can be seen by a man
who walks lonely towns.

315
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:52,376
Maxi was asleep

316
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,084
he was watching TV all night
so he won't come.

317
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:57,792
Yes, I prefer to go to the beach here.

318
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,417
Shall we?

319
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:02,417
Wait until I finish my coffee.

320
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:05,751
Sorry, love, I thought you were ready.

321
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,542
Vero?

322
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:11,126
She slept at a friend's We'll pick her up.

323
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,167
I don't you want to come?

324
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:17,917
No, another day.

325
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,084
Come on, Lu, hurry up.

326
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:24,459
Well, wait.

327
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:27,709
Busy morning.

328
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:29,501
See you.

329
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:32,501
Bye.

330
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,292
Bye - Bye.

331
00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:25,376
You have a nice body.

332
00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:27,001
You used to be skinny.

333
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,917
Now you see it?

334
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,376
Finally awake?

335
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:37,251
Yes.

336
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:40,292
Or am I dreaming?

337
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:46,834
What do you do?

338
00:24:47,501 --> 00:24:48,501
About what?

339
00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:49,751
With your body.

340
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:51,417
Sports?

341
00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:53,709
Nothing.

342
00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:55,501
And you?

343
00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:56,792
What?

344
00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,042
Do you like my body?

345
00:24:58,459 --> 00:25:00,126
No - Don't lie.

346
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,792
Why?

347
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:03,584
I I don't know

348
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:05,959
you like boys.

349
00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:07,292
Not all of them.

350
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:09,542
Do you like me?

351
00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:11,834
No - Liar.

352
00:25:12,126 --> 00:25:13,126
No.

353
00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,292
I don't focus on bodies

354
00:25:18,876 --> 00:25:20,501
but yours is nice.

355
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:22,334
No? What do you focus on?

356
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:25,459
The size of the dick,
pull it out and we'll see.

357
00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:28,334
Anyway

358
00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:31,417
better that way, there s no tension.

359
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,084
I can play hard.

360
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:39,292
I can grab a beer
without you staring at my ass.

361
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,917
Well, I'm sure you've done it

362
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,542
Lucas says I have.

363
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,917
That my ass is like an albino penguin

364
00:25:46,251 --> 00:25:47,667
I You can t help but stare.

365
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:49,667
Well.

366
00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:51,209
I Its what I got.

367
00:25:53,126 --> 00:25:55,251
- And you?
- I did stare at yours.

368
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:57,959
Sports, I mean.

369
00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:01,751
A bit of everything.

370
00:26:02,876 --> 00:26:06,042
Martial arts, running, gym.

371
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,042
I

372
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,084
I have a lot of energy.

373
00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:13,001
And problems with handling it.

374
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:15,667
I need to vent it.

375
00:26:19,376 --> 00:26:20,626
Lingerie catalog.

376
00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:21,959
What?

377
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:25,334
Lucas says it looks like
a Lingerie catalog.

378
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:26,876
Why?

379
00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,709
Because men also look at it.

380
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:33,126
Dude, the dick and the ass.

381
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,876
You know how they call my balls?

382
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:36,709
How?

383
00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:37,584
Kittens.

384
00:26:37,876 --> 00:26:39,626
Everyone wants to stroke them.

385
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:43,876
Well.

386
00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:55,709
When I go to a gay disco

387
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,126
some guy approaches and says

388
00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,917
you aren't an astronaut, are you?

389
00:27:00,334 --> 00:27:01,834
And I say dude, I am an astronaut.

390
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:04,334
And I think this asshole,

391
00:27:04,626 --> 00:27:08,292
why else would I be here
than for docking?

392
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:11,709
To start the rocket engine.

393
00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:14,126
You don't look gay at first sight.

394
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,084
We should see about your girlfriend.

395
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:24,876
What?

396
00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:26,334
She said you looked gay.

397
00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:28,251
We must find out why.

398
00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:30,501
And we have to know how you are In bed

399
00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:31,792
that's the key.

400
00:27:32,376 --> 00:27:34,417
Right, you tell me once we go to bed.

401
00:27:35,209 --> 00:27:36,417
Once we go to bed?

402
00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:38,917
If we do it, it's done

403
00:27:39,209 --> 00:27:41,417
I picture us In space

404
00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:44,709
my milky way In your face, and I saying

405
00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,334
I don't know if you are an astronaut.

406
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,459
You asshole.

407
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,084
Yes, asshole.

408
00:27:51,376 --> 00:27:53,834
But you mentioned bed
knowing I'm an astronaut.

409
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:56,292
No astronaut would reject
seeing the stars.

410
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,376
Least of all In this super-rocket.

411
00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:00,834
Super-rocket?

412
00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:03,209
I need a translator, I I'm lost.

413
00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:06,334
I know faggot is astronaut.

414
00:28:06,959 --> 00:28:08,917
I but I don't know if super-rocket

415
00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:11,626
is your truck, you, or your dick.

416
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:14,751
We should do research.

417
00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:16,042
This one.

418
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,042
Got it Perfect.

419
00:28:18,334 --> 00:28:19,917
Thanks I - You re welcome.

420
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:23,876
I Lets go.

421
00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:28,834
Google.

422
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,126
Super-rocket.

423
00:28:31,834 --> 00:28:33,959
Noun, singular Listen.

424
00:28:35,001 --> 00:28:38,667
Firework made of
a hard tube with powder

425
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,542
attached to

426
00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:42,292
two fire balls

427
00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,751
resulting In an explosion
under high pressure

428
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,792
or friction launching.

429
00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:51,209
Launching a fierce ejaculation

430
00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:53,209
of fireworks.

431
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,667
Dude, it wasn't the truck

432
00:28:55,959 --> 00:28:57,209
it was clearly your dick

433
00:28:57,501 --> 00:29:00,334
I thought you were saying
the rocket was the truck

434
00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:02,126
an innocent remark.

435
00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:06,751
I'm fine knowing you want me
to sit on your artifact.

436
00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,542
Fucker.

437
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,042
That's hit and run.

438
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,417
Well

439
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:14,959
let he who is without sin.

440
00:29:15,251 --> 00:29:16,542
You are without fish.

441
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:21,209
You say you like fish,
I'd say you prefer eel.

442
00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:24,917
You idiot.

443
00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:28,042
Bond, true.

444
00:29:28,251 --> 00:29:29,251
Bond.

445
00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:32,626
Right, verb.

446
00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:35,209
To establish a bond,
as between two friends.

447
00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:37,709
Friends, it doesn't say fucking.

448
00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:39,501
I But there s more.

449
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:41,584
Bond, verb.

450
00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:45,417
To hold or be held together, bind, connect

451
00:29:45,709 --> 00:29:48,042
as by a rope or an adhesive.

452
00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:50,251
That's close.

453
00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:51,667
A little.

454
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:53,959
Like, if I said, you have to bond me

455
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,501
before knowing if I am gay.

456
00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:57,209
Right.

457
00:29:57,501 --> 00:30:01,001
And I behind you saying
sorry, you maybe a bit gay.

458
00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:02,584
Idiot.

459
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:06,709
To fuck me, I you'll have to bond.

460
00:30:07,001 --> 00:30:08,251
The second one, tying me up.

461
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:09,542
No.

462
00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:11,876
I could never tie anyone against their will.

463
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,167
No, I couldn't either

464
00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:14,751
I don't change others orbits.

465
00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,501
Ours is an impossible love,
what can we do?

466
00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:22,751
We can be best friends forever,
I force no one onto my rocket

467
00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:25,126
you force no one onto yours.

468
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,251
Which one of us is crazier?

469
00:30:30,459 --> 00:30:31,459
I'd say

470
00:30:32,084 --> 00:30:33,084
neck and neck.

471
00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:34,917
I mean this neck.

472
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,334
For this one, I need beer.

473
00:30:41,542 --> 00:30:43,459
Am I playing hard too much?

474
00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:45,167
Shut up No.

475
00:30:45,459 --> 00:30:47,251
Play hard, it makes me laugh.

476
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:48,959
Fine, better that way.

477
00:30:51,542 --> 00:30:52,542
I What's that?

478
00:30:55,084 --> 00:30:57,459
With beer he lets others suck his dick.

479
00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,209
It works

480
00:31:06,376 --> 00:31:08,001
I Its not that part where it gets stuck

481
00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:09,667
it's when they fish.

482
00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:12,001
It works here.

483
00:31:12,626 --> 00:31:15,334
Right, 200 movies worked, this one didn't.

484
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,709
It must be the movie, not the player.

485
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:22,762
I Its perfect here, it must be your player.

486
00:31:23,042 --> 00:31:25,042
Do you think I don't want to pay?

487
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:26,934
There's no difference if I pay or don't.

488
00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:28,626
We rent movies all the time.

489
00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:31,501
Relax, it's a movie It's ok.

490
00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:34,126
I we'll take these ones.

491
00:31:35,251 --> 00:31:36,251
Thanks.

492
00:31:38,626 --> 00:31:39,626
Easy.

493
00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:47,417
God.

494
00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:48,792
Such an asshole

495
00:31:48,959 --> 00:31:50,959
I mean, I'm the client, I'm right.

496
00:31:51,251 --> 00:31:53,209
If you treat me right, I come back Easy.

497
00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:56,667
He thought we were dating, it kills him.

498
00:31:57,209 --> 00:31:58,459
Why did he think that?

499
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,376
Well, I told him.

500
00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:03,126
My partner's choosing,
he'll bring the rest.

501
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:05,626
Your partner?

502
00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:07,126
At table tennis.

503
00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:08,709
Did I lie?

504
00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:14,917
It kills him, I'm with an Adonis
and he's my boyfriend.

505
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:26,876
I'd have wanted

506
00:32:27,834 --> 00:32:28,876
to go back at night

507
00:32:29,376 --> 00:32:31,709
and break that asshole's windows

508
00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:33,459
I Its over, done.

509
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,209
He is an asshole

510
00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:36,626
I know, I know.

511
00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:40,751
When I was a kid, I broke everything.

512
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,334
- Yes?
- Yes.

513
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:43,626
Therapy, obviously.

514
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:46,042
I Now I've calmed down.

515
00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:49,459
Breaking stuff relaxes me.

516
00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:53,042
I don't worry

517
00:32:53,334 --> 00:32:55,459
I I won t break your ass, I love you.

518
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:00,334
Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20

519
00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:05,292
I have an Apollo 15, 16, maybe 17.

520
00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:12,167
As a friend says

521
00:33:12,751 --> 00:33:13,917
the ass has no gender.

522
00:33:17,084 --> 00:33:18,626
With a little perseverance, maybe.

523
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,709
It's a question of persevering.

524
00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:25,584
Persevering, my friend.

525
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,292
The first day we met you told me

526
00:33:40,584 --> 00:33:42,001
I'm gonna love you.

527
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,834
No, I said I'm gonna lone, you.

528
00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:46,751
I'm serious.

529
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,459
What if you end up
falling In love with me?

530
00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:55,792
I I'll break your heart.

531
00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:00,876
Its a joke, idiot.

532
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,292
Asshole.

533
00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,626
Don't listen to me, I speak nonsense.

534
00:34:06,376 --> 00:34:08,376
Besides, as if everyone fell for him.

535
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,209
I'm sure everyone falls
and so you joke about it.

536
00:34:11,501 --> 00:34:12,501
No.

537
00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,459
They just want me for a space flight

538
00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:15,917
and I'm left alone on Mars.

539
00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:17,209
Like Marvin.

540
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:20,959
I know how this ends.

541
00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:22,792
How?

542
00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:25,292
You fall for me, my dick In your ass,

543
00:34:25,584 --> 00:34:27,501
I break your heart,
and you break my face.

544
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,584
No, I could never.

545
00:34:31,792 --> 00:34:33,001
Fall for another guy?

546
00:34:33,709 --> 00:34:34,876
No, breaking your face.

547
00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:41,334
I'm in love with you, I can t accept it so.

548
00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:42,876
I make jokes.

549
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,001
We better not break anything.

550
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,292
Right.

551
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:48,667
Deal.

552
00:34:53,751 --> 00:34:56,501
Is your dick that big
that it'll break my ass?

553
00:34:58,792 --> 00:34:59,792
Mega-rocket.

554
00:35:01,084 --> 00:35:03,209
My ass closed, I killed an ant

555
00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:06,417
don't worry, its elastic, nothing breaks.

556
00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:10,167
Nothing breaks, everything's transformed.

557
00:35:13,376 --> 00:35:14,376
I Its true.

558
00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:18,167
The size of my turds
after eating so much meat

559
00:35:18,459 --> 00:35:19,501
and yet

560
00:35:20,501 --> 00:35:21,584
no problem.

561
00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,167
All-terrain ass.

562
00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:25,001
Four by four.

563
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,209
In four by four.

564
00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:40,251
Hows Anxoustin Timberlake?

565
00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,709
Relaxed?

566
00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:42,959
Yes, better.

567
00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:48,959
Did you know

568
00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:52,167
53 years have passed
since the first Argentinian

569
00:35:52,459 --> 00:35:54,167
was almost In space?

570
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:55,709
A monkey.

571
00:35:56,251 --> 00:35:58,084
Then he lived two more years In Cordoba.

572
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:01,001
You get worse and worse.

573
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,751
More and more idiot - It s a fact.

574
00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:07,417
Shall I turn?

575
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:08,709
Why?

576
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,042
I So you don't worry.

577
00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,251
I I'm not ashamed.

578
00:36:13,626 --> 00:36:14,626
Not at all?

579
00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:15,792
No.

580
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:18,376
Show me your alleged missile.

581
00:36:19,084 --> 00:36:20,334
You'll be disappointed.

582
00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,584
Asleep like this is not that big.

583
00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:23,917
Come on.

584
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,167
Nice dick.

585
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:30,501
If you see mine you'll faint.

586
00:36:36,251 --> 00:36:37,292
Is it that nice?

587
00:36:37,792 --> 00:36:38,792
Yes.

588
00:36:39,126 --> 00:36:40,126
A beautiful missile.

589
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,001
I won t show it or you'll fall in love.

590
00:36:44,292 --> 00:36:46,709
I I won t fell just because
you show me your dick.

591
00:36:47,334 --> 00:36:50,542
Not for me, for my dick.

592
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:52,334
Really.

593
00:36:52,626 --> 00:36:55,251
My girls were more In love
with my dick than with me.

594
00:36:59,876 --> 00:37:02,584
Another day, if it looks better,
like In the morning,

595
00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:03,959
I'll show it.

596
00:37:05,584 --> 00:37:06,664
I You don't have the balls.

597
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:09,501
Yes, I have Pretty big ones.

598
00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:12,751
You have no balls
to show me your hard dick.

599
00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:15,334
I we'll see.

600
00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:40,084
Maxi.

601
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,126
- I - What's up?
- How are you?

602
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:44,917
Fine.

603
00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,376
Hello - Hi, hello

604
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,334
- I - What's up?
- How are you?

605
00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:32,251
Sabrina - Pedro.

606
00:38:33,209 --> 00:38:34,667
- Everything ok?
- Fine.

607
00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,501
Did you know the place? Like it?

608
00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:42,001
Yes, I lived In Buenos Aires
from 10 to 14.

609
00:38:42,542 --> 00:38:44,792
I'm half Argentinian,
my mother is Spanish

610
00:38:45,084 --> 00:38:46,292
but my father is Argentinian.

611
00:38:46,584 --> 00:38:47,584
So you know it.

612
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,417
Yes, In fact, we lived In the same hood,

613
00:38:50,709 --> 00:38:52,001
we went to summer camp.

614
00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:53,292
Crazy.

615
00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:54,917
Crazy finding him when old.

616
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:56,209
Yes.

617
00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:59,042
He was ugly as a kid.

618
00:38:59,584 --> 00:39:01,001
Now he is more beautiful

619
00:39:01,292 --> 00:39:02,376
I You re bad.

620
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:04,376
Bad.

621
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,459
I was Leaving.

622
00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:08,459
Well.

623
00:39:08,751 --> 00:39:09,751
But I'll write

624
00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:11,292
I - Ok, we'll speak - Ok.

625
00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:12,834
Thanks - Bye.

626
00:39:13,126 --> 00:39:14,126
Bye.

627
00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:20,292
She is my ex, Sabrina.

628
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,459
I was going to bump onto her for sure.

629
00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:26,209
Why did you kiss me?

630
00:39:28,626 --> 00:39:31,501
She asked about you,
she knows my friends.

631
00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:33,292
So?

632
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:37,251
You'll laugh, but I told her
you were my boyfriend.

633
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:41,292
Your boyfriend?

634
00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:43,959
Yes, I am on holidays with my boyfriend.

635
00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:45,917
Did she buy it?

636
00:39:46,334 --> 00:39:49,584
She pretended she did,
but I don't think so.

637
00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:52,251
Why did you say that?

638
00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:54,542
I I don't know, it just happened

639
00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:57,126
because I didn't want
to look straight like before

640
00:39:57,417 --> 00:40:00,126
and maybe if I said that
I could see her again.

641
00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:02,667
Do you still like her?

642
00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:04,209
Yes.

643
00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:13,167
What were you saying?

644
00:40:15,334 --> 00:40:16,792
Nothing.

645
00:40:17,959 --> 00:40:20,917
That we broke up
because I was close-minded

646
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,876
and added to my problem In my head

647
00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:28,001
made us grow apart.

648
00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:30,417
But that was the kick-off.

649
00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,042
She told me that

650
00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:36,167
if I was too afraid of doing a threesome

651
00:40:36,459 --> 00:40:39,459
was probably because
I was afraid of falling for him.

652
00:40:41,001 --> 00:40:42,417
Not a bad theory.

653
00:40:43,001 --> 00:40:44,376
Its weird

654
00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:47,584
that two girlfriends
thought you are a bit gay.

655
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:50,667
Right.

656
00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:53,042
Maybe I have a certain percentage.

657
00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:56,876
You saw my dick but didn't grab it.

658
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,376
But I'm a romantic.

659
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,209
I don't dive right on a dick.

660
00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,501
Romantic or not, you don't dive on dicks.

661
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,584
You dive In the back.

662
00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:14,209
I'm telling this to prevent a tear.

663
00:41:14,584 --> 00:41:16,376
If you want, we can have sword fights

664
00:41:16,667 --> 00:41:18,917
but to enter my universe,
use the black hole.

665
00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,584
What do we do then?

666
00:41:31,209 --> 00:41:32,209
About what?

667
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:33,626
About Sabrina.

668
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,209
Are you in? Would you come
to the party and that?

669
00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:39,084
I It II cost you a lot.

670
00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:41,209
I I'll bend the knee.

671
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,084
You asshole.

672
00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:53,792
Yes?

673
00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:55,542
How much longer?

674
00:41:57,459 --> 00:41:58,459
Come In.

675
00:42:01,376 --> 00:42:03,709
I'm having a bath, I've just got in.

676
00:42:04,501 --> 00:42:06,459
I'm shitting myself, but I can wait.

677
00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:08,542
Take a dump, its ok.

678
00:42:08,834 --> 00:42:10,792
- Sure?
- Yes.

679
00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:14,001
Sorry.

680
00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:17,167
Martina is having a bath,
someone clogged the other one.

681
00:42:17,459 --> 00:42:19,292
Shit has a bad reputation

682
00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:21,292
I'll close it, don't peek.

683
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,167
The capsule is ready to be expelled

684
00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:44,709
from the mother ship

685
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:47,001
I Its moved on the belt.

686
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:50,834
The door opens
and its launched into space.

687
00:42:51,126 --> 00:42:53,042
If I laugh I I can t take a dump.

688
00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:07,251
Pedro

689
00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:10,417
if we fucked, if I were gay

690
00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:12,042
and we were a couple

691
00:43:12,876 --> 00:43:14,251
what would you prefer?

692
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,667
Fucking a guy doesn't make you gay.

693
00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:20,792
What?

694
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:24,959
There are porn actors
who fucked guys and aren't gay.

695
00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:29,251
There are gays
who die without touching a dick.

696
00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:33,209
What makes you gay, then?

697
00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:36,292
Desire.

698
00:43:37,834 --> 00:43:39,501
And love, I guess.

699
00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:48,084
I What's that smell?

700
00:43:51,376 --> 00:43:53,459
You didn't answer, what do you like?

701
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,167
Well, taste depends on.

702
00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:02,251
Sometimes I like being the astronaut

703
00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:04,792
who discovers the planet
and puts the flag.

704
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:07,542
And sometimes I like being the planet.

705
00:44:08,209 --> 00:44:09,334
It depends

706
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,501
on the astronaut

707
00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,126
and the planet.

708
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:17,251
You have a nice planet, round

709
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:18,542
I I don't know.

710
00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:22,417
You rant about
you want my dick, you want it.

711
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:25,584
And you want to enter this ass
so much I can t believe it

712
00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:27,001
I'm a bit scared.

713
00:44:27,917 --> 00:44:28,584
Well

714
00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:29,584
that's gravity,

715
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,792
the closer the bodies,
the more they attract.

716
00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:34,542
The gravity is the naturalness you accept

717
00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:36,376
you want to eat me.

718
00:44:42,251 --> 00:44:45,626
Now I'm wiping my ass,
don't peek, I have a limit.

719
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,542
I haven't peeked, why do it now?

720
00:44:49,334 --> 00:44:50,959
What do you think of me?

721
00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:54,792
Some risk going blind
in order to see the sun.

722
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,626
I It II be cold, grab a jacket.

723
00:45:13,084 --> 00:45:14,084
Right.

724
00:45:16,167 --> 00:45:17,167
Is this one right?

725
00:45:18,501 --> 00:45:19,501
Yes.

726
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:24,751
Shouldn't I look more gay?

727
00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:26,501
More gay than holding my hand?

728
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:27,959
I So we'll hold hands

729
00:45:28,251 --> 00:45:29,667
I'm joking, asshole.

730
00:45:31,376 --> 00:45:34,084
It's offensive to dress up
to look more gay.

731
00:45:34,751 --> 00:45:35,792
You are right, sorry.

732
00:45:36,084 --> 00:45:37,834
We are a 50 years marriage.

733
00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:54,167
Can I use your cologne?

734
00:45:54,876 --> 00:45:56,209
Yes, there are three.

735
00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:58,417
The blue one's Lucas's,
the others are mine

736
00:45:58,709 --> 00:46:00,251
I but don't use the transparent.

737
00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,292
It's yours, I shouldn't use it.

738
00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:05,292
And this one?

739
00:46:05,542 --> 00:46:06,542
I What's wrong?

740
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:08,584
I fall for the user.

741
00:46:08,959 --> 00:46:09,959
So I'll use it.

742
00:46:12,209 --> 00:46:13,417
Your T-shirt is inside out.

743
00:46:20,459 --> 00:46:21,959
I Really, what's wrong?

744
00:46:22,251 --> 00:46:24,126
It smells nice, I lose my head.

745
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:26,959
It doesn't matter, use
it, we'll take the risk.

746
00:46:28,209 --> 00:46:31,292
You are at risk
even if I had shit on my neck.

747
00:46:31,584 --> 00:46:33,792
You only had shit on my dick.

748
00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:41,584
Disgusting

749
00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:51,292
shit is the first present
a kid gives his mother.

750
00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:53,417
What?

751
00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:56,792
When a baby is born, at that moment

752
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:59,834
well, later, it has to shit.

753
00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:03,001
That shit is a gift.

754
00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:05,709
Many mothers don't know it,
but its a present.

755
00:47:06,001 --> 00:47:08,751
Imagine the kid doesn't
shit, it's a tragedy.

756
00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:09,751
A problem.

757
00:47:10,042 --> 00:47:11,501
Something's wrong.

758
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:14,042
That shit is the gift of health.

759
00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:16,167
That's why they say its bad reputation

760
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,376
shit is health, its a circle.

761
00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:23,126
Where did you hear that?

762
00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:26,126
An Italian artist put his shit in a can.

763
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,417
- In a can?
- Yes.

764
00:47:27,626 --> 00:47:29,584
Like canned food - Like sardine.

765
00:47:30,001 --> 00:47:31,792
He put his shit in a can.

766
00:47:32,209 --> 00:47:34,751
And he wanted people
to make people think.

767
00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:38,417
Maybe he was just selling cans with shit

768
00:47:38,709 --> 00:47:40,084
to thousands of assholes.

769
00:47:40,376 --> 00:47:42,917
The limit of art is confusing
and people buy shit in cans.

770
00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:45,917
Whatever, he is a genius.

771
00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:49,126
Artist shit in a can.

772
00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:50,709
Motherfucker.

773
00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:55,459
I I'm nervous.

774
00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:56,792
Asshole.

775
00:47:57,251 --> 00:47:58,792
I Its not easy to leave the closet.

776
00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:01,292
Shall we hold hands?

777
00:48:01,417 --> 00:48:02,501
I Its not necessary.

778
00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:04,042
Sure?

779
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:06,417
It looks like we have no balls.

780
00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:08,501
We are gays with no balls.

781
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:11,626
Come on.

782
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:14,917
What?

783
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:17,084
I Now I'm nervous.

784
00:48:18,542 --> 00:48:20,542
Relax, love, everything will be fine.

785
00:48:20,834 --> 00:48:21,834
We are together.

786
00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:23,792
Come on, asshole.

787
00:48:25,834 --> 00:48:26,834
My God.

788
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:30,167
Hello.

789
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:37,167
Hi.

790
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:38,459
How are you?

791
00:48:38,584 --> 00:48:39,626
I What's up?

792
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,209
How are you?

793
00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:42,376
And you? Hello.

794
00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:43,667
How are you?

795
00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:46,501
Put them there, I we'll freeze them later

796
00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:48,709
I Its full now.

797
00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,667
And? Many people?

798
00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:52,376
I There s people

799
00:48:52,501 --> 00:48:53,626
I Its early, anyway.

800
00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:00,959
Nice you came.

801
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,001
Of course.

802
00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:03,292
By foot?

803
00:49:03,376 --> 00:49:03,959
No.

804
00:49:04,251 --> 00:49:05,251
In my truck.

805
00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:08,126
Why the truck? Its half an hour walking.

806
00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:08,917
Exactly.

807
00:49:09,209 --> 00:49:11,042
There are police controls
on the way back

808
00:49:11,334 --> 00:49:14,209
I don't let him drink, or he goes idiot.

809
00:49:18,084 --> 00:49:20,542
He's left me for a girl,
he comes and goes.

810
00:49:20,834 --> 00:49:22,001
It happened to me.

811
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,709
He drank and he turned gay.

812
00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:25,626
Well Stop there.

813
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:27,917
Alcohol does wonders - Yes.

814
00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:30,751
Assuming he's gay, being so neurotic

815
00:49:31,042 --> 00:49:32,459
must have costed hm a lot.

816
00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:35,001
Listen, I leave you here,
I'll make other friends

817
00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:36,292
more relaxed.

818
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,709
Come, pussy, you turned so faggot.

819
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:43,457
I I'll go to the bathroom.

820
00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:43,834
Right

821
00:49:44,126 --> 00:49:45,126
I I'll be around.

822
00:49:53,209 --> 00:49:54,251
Damned girl.

823
00:49:56,292 --> 00:49:57,542
She's right, anyway.

824
00:49:59,709 --> 00:50:00,709
You know

825
00:50:01,459 --> 00:50:03,459
my grandfather was an alcoholic

826
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,167
and a psychologist once told him.

827
00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:09,084
You must know there are
three people in the house

828
00:50:09,376 --> 00:50:11,959
you, your wife, and the monster.

829
00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,417
Our case is similar.

830
00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:16,560
There are three people in the house

831
00:50:16,584 --> 00:50:18,959
you, Sabrina, and the monstress.

832
00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:21,751
That's hard, man.

833
00:50:22,042 --> 00:50:23,834
Two whiskeys and he's already sissy.

834
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:27,167
You're insane.

835
00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:40,959
How did you guys meet?

836
00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:42,584
Here, I.

837
00:50:43,459 --> 00:50:45,376
I wasn't gay before knowing him

838
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,334
m.

839
00:50:47,876 --> 00:50:51,126
We were friends for a long time

840
00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:55,251
and one day, I I don't remember why.

841
00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:58,667
I was crying and he came, hugged me

842
00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:02,834
face to face, two gentleman
striking swords

843
00:51:03,334 --> 00:51:06,167
what happened was so direct.

844
00:51:06,792 --> 00:51:10,751
I remember I was crying and I told him.

845
00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:13,001
I think I like you.

846
00:51:14,501 --> 00:51:15,626
That I've always liked you.

847
00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:19,459
Since you saw me from the balcony.

848
00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:22,626
So cute.

849
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:25,126
Did you meet in this beach?

850
00:51:25,501 --> 00:51:27,376
Yes, last year

851
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:29,751
we were friends for a few months

852
00:51:30,042 --> 00:51:32,126
and finally we made it official

853
00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:34,667
because the pressure cookers
were about to go off.

854
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,584
So much blood pressure.

855
00:51:36,876 --> 00:51:38,292
That's disgusting, Max.

856
00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,251
That's why you like me.

857
00:51:41,876 --> 00:51:43,001
Look at that smile.

858
00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:46,001
Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever seen?

859
00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:48,834
I'd kiss you.

860
00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,751
I Its not necessary.

861
00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:52,751
Why not? I Its always necessary

862
00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:54,042
I I'm embarrassed.

863
00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:58,084
I won't kiss him
because he's embarrassed.

864
00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,709
You shouldn't be.

865
00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,084
No.

866
00:52:01,709 --> 00:52:03,167
Maybe someone can feel uncomfortable

867
00:52:03,459 --> 00:52:04,542
I Fuck em.

868
00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,209
I Its not about people.

869
00:52:07,751 --> 00:52:09,376
I'd rather keep it for ourselves.

870
00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:10,542
Right.

871
00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:11,914
Girls, Mini wants to leave.

872
00:52:12,126 --> 00:52:13,501
- Why?
- No idea.

873
00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:16,292
Bye guys.

874
00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:17,792
Bye - Goodbye.

875
00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:23,001
- What's that?
- Chicken.

876
00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:24,501
Chicken.

877
00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:28,501
You're lucky I was here, they were flirting

878
00:52:28,792 --> 00:52:29,876
I I'm hotter than you.

879
00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:45,334
There was no paper.

880
00:52:46,126 --> 00:52:47,292
Do you want to poo?

881
00:52:48,709 --> 00:52:49,834
I wipe when I pee.

882
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:51,834
I do, too.

883
00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:53,417
- Really?
- Yes.

884
00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:55,751
My father taught me.

885
00:53:04,126 --> 00:53:05,126
Are you ok?

886
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,834
Yes.

887
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:09,167
Right.

888
00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:12,459
Am I so disgusting you didn't kiss me?

889
00:53:14,251 --> 00:53:16,542
Yes, dude, It's a little disgusting.

890
00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:18,167
Really?

891
00:53:19,376 --> 00:53:21,917
Yes, one thing is to play,
another is to make it happen.

892
00:53:28,501 --> 00:53:29,501
What?

893
00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:31,292
Are you that naive?

894
00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,751
It's just a kiss, look.

895
00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:36,334
No, I mean in the mouth.

896
00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:40,376
Besides, some people find it disgusting.

897
00:53:41,584 --> 00:53:43,167
Not for me, its a kiss.

898
00:53:45,709 --> 00:53:46,876
Better that way.

899
00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:52,334
Well, now

900
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,167
kiss me.

901
00:53:54,459 --> 00:53:55,709
- What?
- Kiss me.

902
00:53:56,084 --> 00:53:57,584
We are acting, kiss me.

903
00:53:58,626 --> 00:53:59,709
Maxi - What?

904
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:01,001
What for?

905
00:54:01,209 --> 00:54:02,876
We are acting,
pretending we are a couple.

906
00:54:03,167 --> 00:54:03,667
What if

907
00:54:03,959 --> 00:54:05,667
people realize or it's weird.

908
00:54:05,959 --> 00:54:07,376
Then we'll find out

909
00:54:07,667 --> 00:54:08,876
I have no bad breath.

910
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:16,626
A sip - Here.

911
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:43,792
So.

912
00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:46,542
Taste my saliva.

913
00:54:48,126 --> 00:54:49,126
Why?

914
00:54:49,459 --> 00:54:52,667
Didn't you want to kiss me?
Its fine Come on.

915
00:54:54,126 --> 00:54:55,876
That's actually disgusting.

916
00:54:57,709 --> 00:54:58,709
Let me taste yours.

917
00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:01,501
- What?
- Come on.

918
00:55:02,501 --> 00:55:04,084
- Sure?
- Yes, come on.

919
00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:21,167
Enough, Maxi.

920
00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:23,126
- What?
- Nothing.

921
00:55:23,501 --> 00:55:24,709
- What?
- Nothing.

922
00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:29,959
I'm an astronaut,
my rocket is starting engines.

923
00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:32,959
Your dick is hard.

924
00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:35,834
Dude, you were Licking my finger.

925
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,001
You were Licking it.

926
00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:41,126
Fine, relax, it happens.

927
00:55:53,209 --> 00:55:54,751
How's your friend?

928
00:55:55,376 --> 00:55:57,126
Still drunk, want to touch it?

929
00:55:57,417 --> 00:55:59,542
No, I believe you.

930
00:56:01,084 --> 00:56:02,376
Is it decreasing?

931
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,459
No, I can't explain now.

932
00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:07,501
It will take time.

933
00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:08,792
You are so horny.

934
00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:11,959
It's not about being horny,
you were licking my finger.

935
00:56:13,376 --> 00:56:15,751
So? My dick doesn't go hard
if you lick my finger.

936
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,362
It goes hard if you lick my dick.

937
00:56:17,584 --> 00:56:21,042
It's skin, a sexual moment,
not related to being gay.

938
00:56:22,084 --> 00:56:23,667
If you weren't disgusted

939
00:56:23,959 --> 00:56:25,292
I'll show you it won't go hard

940
00:56:25,584 --> 00:56:27,667
I wasn't disgusted,
it would just end badly.

941
00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,001
I Lets bet.

942
00:56:39,917 --> 00:56:41,501
How can I know it's not hard?

943
00:56:42,001 --> 00:56:43,917
Grab it and check it.

944
00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:46,626
I Lets bet.

945
00:56:48,126 --> 00:56:49,626
You are insane, whatever I want?

946
00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:50,959
I'm serious.

947
00:56:51,209 --> 00:56:53,126
If my dick goes hard,
do whatever you want.

948
00:56:53,917 --> 00:56:56,417
If you want the ass,
be patient, its closed.

949
00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,834
Patience, closed.

950
00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:05,001
I Lets bet then.

951
00:57:07,459 --> 00:57:09,019
Give me your hand - I already accepted.

952
00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:11,334
Yes, but I have to lick the hand.

953
00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:36,834
Is it hard?

954
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:38,584
No

955
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,334
I'm seeing it.

956
00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,792
I'm done, what's your choice?

957
00:57:49,584 --> 00:57:51,292
I'll save it for later.

958
00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:53,209
No, it must be redeemed now.

959
00:57:53,501 --> 00:57:54,667
Who said that?

960
00:57:55,084 --> 00:57:56,917
I don't be a pussy, when will you use it?

961
00:57:57,209 --> 00:57:58,376
Let me think.

962
00:58:08,626 --> 00:58:09,626
So?

963
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,042
Is it relaxed now?

964
00:58:11,334 --> 00:58:12,501
Yes, its dead.

965
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,542
Here too, dead, dead.

966
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:20,792
I What's up?

967
00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:22,334
Nothing, its fine.

968
00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:33,292
Hey

969
00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:38,042
if you want to try fucking.

970
00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,876
I have no problem

971
00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:43,501
we can try.

972
00:58:46,584 --> 00:58:48,792
You were already Looking for condoms.

973
00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:50,876
Idiot.

974
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:52,376
You know?

975
00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:56,042
You are an asshole, I'll choose my prize.

976
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:57,834
So?

977
00:58:58,876 --> 00:58:59,876
Let me think.

978
00:59:04,751 --> 00:59:05,959
Not that.

979
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:08,417
Right.

980
00:59:11,626 --> 00:59:12,626
You'll go in.

981
00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:15,584
I and you'll tell everyone we are a couple.

982
00:59:16,209 --> 00:59:18,001
And you'll keep lying for three days.

983
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,376
No, its a mess.

984
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,876
Its my choice.

985
00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:26,376
Right, I'll do it.

986
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:29,917
Deal.

987
00:59:44,792 --> 00:59:45,459
I What's up?

988
00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:46,834
Hello.

989
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,834
- How are you?
- Good morning.

990
00:59:51,751 --> 00:59:52,459
How was it?

991
00:59:52,751 --> 00:59:55,376
Really good, nice.

992
00:59:55,667 --> 00:59:57,584
Just wasting time.

993
00:59:57,876 --> 00:59:59,667
We had a great time.

994
00:59:59,959 --> 01:00:01,084
Did you bring food?

995
01:00:01,376 --> 01:00:02,667
Pastries, something.

996
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:04,376
We forgot.

997
01:00:06,834 --> 01:00:08,709
I have to announce something.

998
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,084
No, really.

999
01:00:13,251 --> 01:00:14,626
With Pedro.

1000
01:00:15,501 --> 01:00:18,417
I I won t say a couple, but we are closer.

1001
01:00:20,459 --> 01:00:23,001
It was obvious, we talked about that.

1002
01:00:23,292 --> 01:00:25,792
Yes, you stuck together like gum.

1003
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,334
You are so cute, I love you.

1004
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,417
That's weird, I'm straight.

1005
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:32,584
No, technically not,
I guess you were together

1006
01:00:32,876 --> 01:00:35,542
naked in the beach, in the truck.

1007
01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:37,501
We are grown people.

1008
01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:41,542
We did stuff, but not all the way.

1009
01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:43,376
We don't want details.

1010
01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:47,376
I'm surprised you aren't surprised.

1011
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,376
I'm so straight I thought you'd say.

1012
01:00:51,251 --> 01:00:53,209
No one is straight Well, we all are

1013
01:00:53,501 --> 01:00:54,626
until we are not.

1014
01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,376
We are all bisexual.

1015
01:00:57,751 --> 01:00:58,991
We talked about that yesterday.

1016
01:00:59,251 --> 01:01:01,917
We all have the potential,
we reached that conclusion.

1017
01:01:02,209 --> 01:01:03,917
My little faggot.

1018
01:01:05,209 --> 01:01:07,459
I Its not that, I can turn gay now.

1019
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:09,459
Some people have a greater tendency.

1020
01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:10,834
Imprisoned people.

1021
01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:14,542
Years and years eating horse meat, and.

1022
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:16,001
Hey, mind your words.

1023
01:01:16,292 --> 01:01:18,542
Back to eating siren meat.

1024
01:01:19,084 --> 01:01:20,542
Such a poet.

1025
01:01:21,001 --> 01:01:22,959
I could have chosen another fish.

1026
01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:25,697
I That's your way to explain it?

1027
01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:27,292
I I don't know.

1028
01:01:27,834 --> 01:01:30,667
There are foods
you like better than others.

1029
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,792
- Better?
- Yes.

1030
01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:35,126
Well, we have to change rooms

1031
01:01:35,417 --> 01:01:36,751
I Its not necessary.

1032
01:01:37,334 --> 01:01:39,126
No, it is, I I'll leave that room

1033
01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:41,584
I I'll let you be, I I don't want to be there.

1034
01:01:41,876 --> 01:01:44,792
You must have done
something while I was sleeping.

1035
01:01:45,084 --> 01:01:46,084
We did nothing.

1036
01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:48,209
Sometime enters my dreams,
I heard something.

1037
01:01:48,501 --> 01:01:50,501
Its your subconscious, we did nothing

1038
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:52,501
I know you, Maxi, I you re cheeky.

1039
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:55,959
Well, it wasn't saliva
what you found on the pillow.

1040
01:01:56,876 --> 01:01:57,876
Ugh, stop.

1041
01:01:58,667 --> 01:01:59,667
It was semen

1042
01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:01,084
I got it.

1043
01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:03,417
My God.

1044
01:02:09,376 --> 01:02:10,626
- Shall we?
- Ok.

1045
01:02:14,167 --> 01:02:17,001
There, a little closer - Closer.

1046
01:02:17,292 --> 01:02:18,417
- Fine?
- Yes.

1047
01:02:18,709 --> 01:02:22,126
The yellow and blue is big, use that one.

1048
01:02:23,334 --> 01:02:25,126
I I lets see.

1049
01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:26,667
Its not that dirty

1050
01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:28,126
I Well, I'll take them.

1051
01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:32,459
These are mine, these too.

1052
01:02:32,751 --> 01:02:35,459
Well, I leave you I What's that?

1053
01:02:35,959 --> 01:02:36,959
There.

1054
01:02:37,876 --> 01:02:38,876
Well.

1055
01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:40,667
Ready.

1056
01:02:40,792 --> 01:02:42,834
You have a no-tell motel here.

1057
01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:44,917
A what?

1058
01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:46,709
No-tell motel, explain him.

1059
01:02:48,209 --> 01:02:50,751
A motel for couples.

1060
01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:53,292
A what?

1061
01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:55,209
A place you go to fuck.

1062
01:02:55,501 --> 01:02:56,917
You rent it.

1063
01:02:57,792 --> 01:02:58,792
Stay overnight.

1064
01:03:03,709 --> 01:03:05,001
Quiet, quiet.

1065
01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:08,667
Anyway

1066
01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:10,251
it was your bet

1067
01:03:11,209 --> 01:03:12,609
you could stop it whenever you want

1068
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:13,876
I know.

1069
01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:16,417
I didn't think it would be so messy.

1070
01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:17,917
You know.

1071
01:03:19,251 --> 01:03:21,042
What do we say in three days?

1072
01:03:24,542 --> 01:03:26,042
I feel like the Little Mermaid

1073
01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:28,126
I can't talk, I have a crab friend

1074
01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:30,334
if I fall in love I lose my tail.

1075
01:03:32,501 --> 01:03:34,251
You're an asshole, I'm serious.

1076
01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:37,917
They will think we are two immature kids.

1077
01:03:38,876 --> 01:03:42,876
Lets say nothing,
they won't come and check.

1078
01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:44,209
Right.

1079
01:03:48,709 --> 01:03:50,542
You are right.

1080
01:03:51,792 --> 01:03:53,834
I they won t know what we do here.

1081
01:03:55,959 --> 01:03:57,917
I Its just a summer love.

1082
01:04:02,459 --> 01:04:04,292
But what if we go partying?

1083
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,084
You can't hook up with girls.

1084
01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:09,001
And I with a boy.

1085
01:04:16,376 --> 01:04:17,376
What?

1086
01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:18,917
Nothing.

1087
01:04:28,876 --> 01:04:30,584
- I - What's up?
- Nothing.

1088
01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:35,042
You know, when I was a kid

1089
01:04:35,917 --> 01:04:37,959
we played traffic lights, do you know it?

1090
01:04:38,251 --> 01:04:39,251
I What's that?

1091
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:42,459
I Its a game with kisses and dares.

1092
01:04:42,751 --> 01:04:43,751
Like.

1093
01:04:43,834 --> 01:04:44,834
The bottle one.

1094
01:04:45,042 --> 01:04:46,459
Right, like that.

1095
01:04:46,959 --> 01:04:49,167
The dares were done in hiding.

1096
01:04:49,459 --> 01:04:50,709
In my friend's room

1097
01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:53,751
I used to go there with Mili, my girl

1098
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:57,917
and when we were there
I said kiss my hand

1099
01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:00,376
just to pretend.

1100
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:01,667
Yes.

1101
01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:05,001
One day she told me no, kiss me for real.

1102
01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:07,292
That was my first kiss.

1103
01:05:08,834 --> 01:05:10,209
Just like us.

1104
01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:12,126
You say we do stuff

1105
01:05:12,626 --> 01:05:14,792
but nothing happens in this room.

1106
01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:18,376
Are you wasting for me to say
lets go to bed?

1107
01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:19,667
Like Mili.

1108
01:05:19,876 --> 01:05:20,876
Persevere

1109
01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:23,417
I No, you'll have to beg me

1110
01:05:23,709 --> 01:05:25,459
I'm no horny little girl.

1111
01:05:26,501 --> 01:05:27,584
Asshole.

1112
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,667
How do we sleep?

1113
01:05:34,709 --> 01:05:35,876
What do you mean?

1114
01:05:36,376 --> 01:05:37,417
How do we sleep?

1115
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:41,251
Spoon We take turns.

1116
01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:45,667
Right, naked or wearing underwear?

1117
01:05:45,959 --> 01:05:49,042
If you lay naked I'll eat your dick.

1118
01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:53,751
Laugh.

1119
01:05:58,834 --> 01:05:59,834
You know?

1120
01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:02,167
What?

1121
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:06,792
This goes too fast for a romantic like me.

1122
01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:09,501
- A romantic?
- An old romantic.

1123
01:06:10,376 --> 01:06:11,751
Like Snow White.

1124
01:06:12,084 --> 01:06:14,167
The Prince comes and says the dwarves.

1125
01:06:14,459 --> 01:06:19,084
Under this sheet, is she naked or not?

1126
01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:07,376
WE WENT TO THE LIGHTHOUSE

1127
01:07:07,667 --> 01:07:09,751
I WE LL GO BACK AT DUSK LULA

1128
01:07:20,459 --> 01:07:21,459
Pedro.

1129
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:23,751
Come, please.

1130
01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:31,542
Yes.

1131
01:07:31,959 --> 01:07:33,792
I Its late, we overslept.

1132
01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:35,584
I That's my short.

1133
01:07:36,542 --> 01:07:37,917
My cousin gave it to me.

1134
01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:41,834
Do you use a soft toothbrush?

1135
01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:43,167
Yes, why?

1136
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,292
Do you want to use a thick one?

1137
01:07:48,251 --> 01:07:50,542
Here, brat, your grandma is the pussy

1138
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,251
didn't you want to see it hard?

1139
01:07:54,459 --> 01:07:57,751
Yes, spit that, but swallow mine.

1140
01:07:59,584 --> 01:08:01,501
Fucker, I have to sleep there.

1141
01:08:03,376 --> 01:08:04,376
Maxi.

1142
01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:09,042
I'm serious, how can you do that?

1143
01:08:09,459 --> 01:08:12,417
You said I promised but didn't do it

1144
01:08:12,709 --> 01:08:14,417
well, I woke up happy.

1145
01:08:14,709 --> 01:08:16,834
We didn't sleep in the same bed then.

1146
01:08:17,209 --> 01:08:19,709
Yes, but you came here the other day

1147
01:08:20,001 --> 01:08:22,334
I Maybe that's why I woke up happy

1148
01:08:22,626 --> 01:08:23,834
I'm serious.

1149
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:25,792
I have to sleep here.

1150
01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:27,126
Like Allen.

1151
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:30,959
Laugh, but I liked what I saw.

1152
01:08:31,251 --> 01:08:32,251
Obviously.

1153
01:08:32,626 --> 01:08:34,042
Not your dick, in general.

1154
01:08:34,334 --> 01:08:35,792
You didn't like my dick?

1155
01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:38,251
I didn't take a good glance.

1156
01:08:41,376 --> 01:08:42,584
I'm serious,

1157
01:08:42,876 --> 01:08:44,476
it's not the same
knowing you have a dick

1158
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:46,292
than realizing you have one.

1159
01:08:46,876 --> 01:08:47,876
Huge.

1160
01:08:48,126 --> 01:08:49,126
It sleeps at night

1161
01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:51,959
but did I lie when I said
it was a sublime beauty?

1162
01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:53,834
I couldn't see it.

1163
01:08:54,126 --> 01:08:55,376
What are you saying?

1164
01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:56,876
Its stuck in your eyes

1165
01:08:57,167 --> 01:09:00,292
like when you stare at a light
and it stays there

1166
01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:01,834
I can t believe it.

1167
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:05,417
Well, its a dick, you've seen many.

1168
01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:06,709
Not that much.

1169
01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:09,459
In the Internet I have, too.

1170
01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,584
Maxi, dude.

1171
01:09:44,334 --> 01:09:46,094
You were thinking
about my dick, weren't you?

1172
01:09:47,376 --> 01:09:47,959
Of course

1173
01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,292
I have the smell in the tip of my tongue.

1174
01:09:51,292 --> 01:09:52,292
It didn't smell.

1175
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:55,626
Not a bad one, a good one over the bed.

1176
01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:58,792
Maybe it was from both of us
when I lifted the sheets.

1177
01:09:59,626 --> 01:10:01,126
Maybe, involuntary ejaculation.

1178
01:10:04,376 --> 01:10:07,667
In the middle of the night,
I almost hugged you.

1179
01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:10,042
Like.

1180
01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:14,292
I was half asleep and I feel your body

1181
01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:17,834
and I tried to hug you like a girlfriend.

1182
01:10:19,167 --> 01:10:20,542
But I stopped in time.

1183
01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:22,042
Almost

1184
01:10:23,709 --> 01:10:26,459
don't worry, tonight I'll move the beds.

1185
01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:29,126
I so you don't eat my pussy.

1186
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:30,417
Asshole.

1187
01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:33,292
A weird pussy you have.

1188
01:10:34,042 --> 01:10:35,876
Super-developed clitoris

1189
01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:39,126
ovaries like golf balls hanging out.

1190
01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:41,584
That got stuck in your eyes, too.

1191
01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:46,042
Not pussy at all for you?

1192
01:10:46,626 --> 01:10:48,751
Such a poet, like my cousin.

1193
01:10:49,251 --> 01:10:50,792
Not pussy for you.

1194
01:10:51,084 --> 01:10:52,501
By Mjguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

1195
01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:54,167
You act so uptight

1196
01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:55,917
from the creators of I like poop

1197
01:10:56,209 --> 01:10:58,542
I have the smell of your dick in my nose.

1198
01:11:00,001 --> 01:11:01,167
True.

1199
01:11:03,501 --> 01:11:04,501
And?

1200
01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:07,042
Have you had a girl?

1201
01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:08,959
Yes, I have.

1202
01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:10,667
How?

1203
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,001
Like you, with my dick inside them.

1204
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,584
Before being gay?

1205
01:11:18,001 --> 01:11:19,167
No, after.

1206
01:11:19,751 --> 01:11:21,292
A friend

1207
01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:23,709
that played with me like you do

1208
01:11:24,001 --> 01:11:26,376
but they subdued me and I can't with you.

1209
01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:28,126
I'm serious

1210
01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:29,709
I'm serious, too.

1211
01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,542
How?

1212
01:11:33,251 --> 01:11:38,084
A friend who was into me
and worked her way.

1213
01:11:38,709 --> 01:11:40,126
Joke after joke

1214
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:42,417
parties, bets, dares

1215
01:11:42,709 --> 01:11:44,251
and we ended up fucking.

1216
01:11:45,209 --> 01:11:46,334
A genius.

1217
01:11:47,126 --> 01:11:48,834
I'm a bit jealous.

1218
01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:55,876
And

1219
01:11:57,126 --> 01:11:58,501
did you let her?

1220
01:11:59,167 --> 01:12:00,959
Of course, I have nothing to lose

1221
01:12:01,251 --> 01:12:02,292
I'm still gay.

1222
01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:05,209
No one thinks you stop
being gay by fucking a girl.

1223
01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:07,542
Besides

1224
01:12:08,334 --> 01:12:11,251
if I fell for her
and we started a relationship.

1225
01:12:11,834 --> 01:12:13,792
I'd still be gay and people

1226
01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:16,251
would think I'm gay deep inside.

1227
01:12:16,876 --> 01:12:17,876
True.

1228
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,292
Your case is different.

1229
01:12:19,709 --> 01:12:21,209
If you fucked me

1230
01:12:21,959 --> 01:12:24,209
people would immediately say

1231
01:12:24,584 --> 01:12:26,751
you are gay I and
you've always been gay.

1232
01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:29,417
Even if you say you are straight.

1233
01:12:30,501 --> 01:12:32,209
And if we started dating

1234
01:12:32,834 --> 01:12:34,959
no one would ever say.

1235
01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:38,209
I think this guys straight deep down

1236
01:12:38,501 --> 01:12:39,917
I That's true.

1237
01:12:41,501 --> 01:12:43,834
- Did you like it?
- I loved it.

1238
01:12:44,126 --> 01:12:45,792
- You loved it?
- Yes.

1239
01:12:46,334 --> 01:12:49,251
If you liked a little girl
you'll love my big one.

1240
01:12:57,126 --> 01:12:58,667
Crazy you liked it.

1241
01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:03,834
In the end, its the same

1242
01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:05,542
I Its not the same.

1243
01:13:07,001 --> 01:13:08,167
I'd say

1244
01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:10,792
girls are

1245
01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:15,167
are softer, like flowers.

1246
01:13:15,709 --> 01:13:19,667
Boys are more like trees,
more rough, harder.

1247
01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:22,834
I'm a bit of a flower.

1248
01:13:23,751 --> 01:13:25,792
I'm soft, I have no hair.

1249
01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:27,917
It was a generalization.

1250
01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:30,792
Nothing is fixed, obviously

1251
01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:33,251
in my experience

1252
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:35,376
girls are simply softer.

1253
01:13:38,292 --> 01:13:41,376
A shame you are so soft,
I won't notice the difference.

1254
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,417
Don't worry, I'll cover in sand

1255
01:13:43,792 --> 01:13:44,792
I'm going to the water.

1256
01:13:45,084 --> 01:13:46,251
Really rough.

1257
01:13:56,167 --> 01:13:58,084
Do you think we all can be

1258
01:13:59,334 --> 01:14:00,334
bisexual?

1259
01:14:00,876 --> 01:14:04,209
No, gays are the ones
who least believe in that.

1260
01:14:04,667 --> 01:14:06,459
A straight man looks at you and he's gay.

1261
01:14:06,751 --> 01:14:08,311
A straight man gets horny and he's gay.

1262
01:14:08,584 --> 01:14:11,751
Or a straight man
goes partying and goes crazy

1263
01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:13,042
I he s gay.

1264
01:14:13,834 --> 01:14:15,626
I believe nothing is fixed

1265
01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:20,126
all of us can be bisexual
as my cousin's girl says.

1266
01:14:21,459 --> 01:14:23,126
I also think there are many sharks.

1267
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:24,751
Sharks?

1268
01:14:25,042 --> 01:14:26,292
I don't you know?

1269
01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:29,251
Shark, once in a while it eats a man.

1270
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:30,584
And they are straight.

1271
01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:35,417
You

1272
01:14:36,001 --> 01:14:37,292
could fuck me

1273
01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:41,001
even fall in love with me

1274
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:42,292
and still be straight.

1275
01:14:42,459 --> 01:14:44,084
- Are you?
- Straight or bi.

1276
01:14:44,376 --> 01:14:46,501
You are tricking me

1277
01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:49,376
this tender moment finishes tonight.

1278
01:14:50,084 --> 01:14:52,167
A kiss in the arm, its just skin

1279
01:14:52,459 --> 01:14:53,751
what s the difference

1280
01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:56,001
between Licking your arm or your dick?

1281
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,417
When I least expect it

1282
01:14:57,792 --> 01:14:58,876
I'll have it here.

1283
01:14:59,167 --> 01:15:01,459
Think what you like,
I'm giving my opinion

1284
01:15:01,751 --> 01:15:03,084
not trying to convince you

1285
01:15:03,376 --> 01:15:05,334
I know, its a joke - I know.

1286
01:15:07,126 --> 01:15:08,959
Technique of skin of the arm.

1287
01:15:11,126 --> 01:15:12,542
You have suck my finger

1288
01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:16,334
tonight you'll suck my dick,
focused, thinking in an arm

1289
01:15:16,834 --> 01:15:17,917
and its done.

1290
01:15:18,334 --> 01:15:19,959
Thinking its a thumb.

1291
01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:21,459
Swollen.

1292
01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:23,542
A swollen thumb without bones.

1293
01:15:23,834 --> 01:15:24,834
With no bones?

1294
01:15:24,876 --> 01:15:27,584
With you it gets so hard
you'll think there's a bone.

1295
01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:28,917
A femur.

1296
01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:33,251
Watt, Listen.

1297
01:15:33,376 --> 01:15:35,084
Have you seen the start
of A Space Odyssey?

1298
01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,001
Yes - Sorry.

1299
01:15:37,417 --> 01:15:38,959
Well, there

1300
01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:42,292
a monkey grabs a femur
and hits other bones.

1301
01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:43,876
I That's true.

1302
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:45,917
How are you so sure Its a femur?

1303
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,417
It can be any other.

1304
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:48,959
Its a femur, I know it.

1305
01:15:50,126 --> 01:15:52,251
I You can t be that sure.

1306
01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:54,959
How is the skin of the arm
like the one of the dick?

1307
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,667
I You haven t eaten any

1308
01:15:57,042 --> 01:15:58,459
I I'm not sure about that.

1309
01:15:58,751 --> 01:16:00,459
No, but its a femur

1310
01:16:01,626 --> 01:16:03,126
I've seen the movie too many times

1311
01:16:03,417 --> 01:16:04,834
I loved Kubrick as a kid

1312
01:16:05,126 --> 01:16:05,792
I I'm sure

1313
01:16:06,084 --> 01:16:07,501
I You re so gay, dude.

1314
01:16:08,167 --> 01:16:10,251
Kids your age were watching cable

1315
01:16:10,542 --> 01:16:11,792
trying to find boobs.

1316
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:14,042
And you watching A Space Odyssey.

1317
01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:16,417
That's life.

1318
01:16:16,626 --> 01:16:18,792
Who would say I'd date an astronaut.

1319
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:21,667
And you? What would you watch?

1320
01:16:21,959 --> 01:16:22,959
I

1321
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:24,251
Opera videos.

1322
01:16:24,417 --> 01:16:25,417
What?

1323
01:16:26,126 --> 01:16:27,709
Yes, nothing strange

1324
01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:29,751
Mozart.

1325
01:16:32,001 --> 01:16:33,292
I Its the same.

1326
01:16:33,709 --> 01:16:34,834
Who would say

1327
01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:36,126
you'd end up?

1328
01:16:36,334 --> 01:16:37,334
The Magic Flute.

1329
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:38,834
Yes.

1330
01:16:39,376 --> 01:16:40,751
You read my mind

1331
01:16:41,042 --> 01:16:42,709
I'm still trying to play it.

1332
01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:44,709
Now you have to blow, Hamelin.

1333
01:16:46,084 --> 01:16:48,626
You can pervert any children's play.

1334
01:16:48,917 --> 01:16:50,459
Its like that

1335
01:16:50,751 --> 01:16:52,209
I center everything in my dick.

1336
01:16:52,501 --> 01:16:53,959
It's called heterophallucentrism.

1337
01:16:54,292 --> 01:16:55,376
For example.

1338
01:16:56,459 --> 01:16:58,209
Hold my beauty as a beast.

1339
01:17:00,167 --> 01:17:01,459
Drive your sword in me, Merlin.

1340
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:04,917
No, Merlin is the mage, Arturo takes it

1341
01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:06,917
and he doesn't drive it, he takes it out.

1342
01:17:07,209 --> 01:17:10,376
Well, drive it, take it out,
as if you didn't know.

1343
01:17:12,334 --> 01:17:14,501
Well, leave your tail, Little Mermaid.

1344
01:17:15,417 --> 01:17:17,542
Its your favorite, you've already said it.

1345
01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:19,376
There are more.

1346
01:17:21,042 --> 01:17:22,542
I want your powder, Tinkerbell

1347
01:17:22,834 --> 01:17:24,167
I That's great.

1348
01:17:24,834 --> 01:17:27,959
You have to take notes,
we have to do a movie.

1349
01:17:28,459 --> 01:17:30,667
Closer to take out the Snow White.

1350
01:17:31,751 --> 01:17:33,417
You want my snow, dude.

1351
01:17:33,709 --> 01:17:34,709
Yes

1352
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:38,084
Walt, Sabri is looking, do something.

1353
01:17:38,376 --> 01:17:41,084
Look, each time someone gets closer

1354
01:17:41,376 --> 01:17:42,626
your dick comes closer.

1355
01:17:42,917 --> 01:17:44,126
Don't you think that's gay?

1356
01:17:44,417 --> 01:17:46,459
I've done it for a while
and you complain now.

1357
01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:48,251
There's Dumbo for a while.

1358
01:17:50,001 --> 01:17:52,417
Its like Dumbo, it has big ears

1359
01:17:54,126 --> 01:17:56,292
big ears but short trunk.

1360
01:17:57,709 --> 01:17:59,709
Its not small, you idiot.

1361
01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:02,584
Come on, they must see something gay.

1362
01:18:02,876 --> 01:18:03,917
What's something gay?

1363
01:18:04,209 --> 01:18:06,626
A choreography of Mary Poppins?

1364
01:18:07,209 --> 01:18:08,501
I I don't know.

1365
01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:11,671
Prepare some drinks
and I'll hug you from behind.

1366
01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:12,959
You turn round

1367
01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:14,751
I You won t dare, come on.

1368
01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:17,167
Stand there, asshole.

1369
01:18:19,126 --> 01:18:20,126
If you are lucky

1370
01:18:20,376 --> 01:18:22,501
if you rub the lamp the genie comes out

1371
01:18:22,792 --> 01:18:24,334
I'd ask him to go to the past

1372
01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:27,751
and rub your closet
and we can skip the rigmarole.

1373
01:18:28,251 --> 01:18:30,042
I never had a closet.

1374
01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:32,167
Always drawers or dresser

1375
01:18:32,459 --> 01:18:33,792
I Maybe that's the reason

1376
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,917
I'm straight due to furniture reasons.

1377
01:18:39,626 --> 01:18:40,626
Your ass is hard.

1378
01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:43,709
Be careful, your dick may go hard

1379
01:18:44,084 --> 01:18:46,209
I That's the problem, it goes so hard.

1380
01:18:46,542 --> 01:18:47,917
Is the bread made of levain?

1381
01:18:49,667 --> 01:18:50,834
They do.

1382
01:18:51,251 --> 01:18:53,417
Mine goes hard a lot.

1383
01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:56,542
Maybe you leave it too much in the oven.

1384
01:18:56,834 --> 01:18:58,959
No, it goes hard even before cooking it.

1385
01:18:59,251 --> 01:19:01,167
He leaves it outside for too long.

1386
01:19:02,584 --> 01:19:04,376
We are Looking for the right point.

1387
01:19:04,667 --> 01:19:06,501
Thanks - Thank you.

1388
01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:10,251
What's bread with levain?

1389
01:19:12,209 --> 01:19:13,584
Come on - What?

1390
01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,001
I've prepared two drinks

1391
01:19:17,126 --> 01:19:19,167
I'll show something on my phone.

1392
01:19:21,376 --> 01:19:22,792
The levain bread

1393
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:26,501
is a technique that makes
bread rise due to fermentation.

1394
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,459
Its sometimes hard at first.

1395
01:19:29,834 --> 01:19:30,834
Do you like cooking?

1396
01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:32,334
Yes.

1397
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:33,501
As an adult.

1398
01:19:33,709 --> 01:19:35,917
As a kid I felt

1399
01:19:36,209 --> 01:19:37,251
a little gay.

1400
01:19:37,542 --> 01:19:38,126
Really

1401
01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:40,209
I pretended I liked I my dad s tools.

1402
01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:42,417
But I do like tools.

1403
01:19:43,209 --> 01:19:44,292
The drill?

1404
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,126
Do you like it?

1405
01:19:47,376 --> 01:19:48,376
Dude

1406
01:19:49,209 --> 01:19:51,042
you rub your dick when partying

1407
01:19:51,334 --> 01:19:52,584
but then you go No, dude, stop

1408
01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:54,251
we are friends, I'm straight

1409
01:19:54,542 --> 01:19:56,251
come back down to earth.

1410
01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:59,167
You are a fucking cocktease.

1411
01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:03,417
What?

1412
01:20:04,126 --> 01:20:05,126
Are you angry?

1413
01:20:06,084 --> 01:20:07,084
Yes.

1414
01:20:07,542 --> 01:20:08,542
Really?

1415
01:20:10,709 --> 01:20:11,917
This is not helping me

1416
01:20:12,209 --> 01:20:14,834
I'm falling for you, please take me home.

1417
01:20:15,792 --> 01:20:16,792
Please.

1418
01:20:22,209 --> 01:20:23,792
You are an asshole.

1419
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,626
Drill me as much as you want.

1420
01:20:28,292 --> 01:20:29,292
In here

1421
01:20:29,626 --> 01:20:31,292
I have two jeans and two protections.

1422
01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:33,167
Two jeans with double underwear.

1423
01:20:33,501 --> 01:20:34,501
Have you seen your face?

1424
01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:36,226
Walt, why two jeans
and double underwear?

1425
01:20:36,376 --> 01:20:37,376
Two plus two.

1426
01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:39,424
My jeans and your jeans,
my underwear and yours

1427
01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:41,292
I I don't wear underwear.

1428
01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:42,917
Fucker

1429
01:20:42,959 --> 01:20:43,959
I'm lying.

1430
01:20:44,126 --> 01:20:46,042
See this hold?
I've been preparing it for long.

1431
01:20:46,334 --> 01:20:46,959
But its true

1432
01:20:47,251 --> 01:20:48,251
I Its true

1433
01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:49,417
I Its not true

1434
01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:50,751
I have, I wear.

1435
01:20:51,167 --> 01:20:52,834
The Sleeping Beauty is held tightly.

1436
01:20:54,084 --> 01:20:55,167
Let her be held there

1437
01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,042
if it wakes up its Gulliver.

1438
01:20:57,334 --> 01:20:59,167
Its not that big, you saw it

1439
01:20:59,459 --> 01:21:01,042
I don't mean the size

1440
01:21:01,334 --> 01:21:04,209
but because it stands up
even if its held tightly

1441
01:21:04,501 --> 01:21:06,751
I have a dick, too, and I had to go

1442
01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:08,042
with the bag over.

1443
01:21:08,251 --> 01:21:09,584
On the bus.

1444
01:21:10,209 --> 01:21:11,709
I Not because I'm gay.

1445
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:14,167
Anyway.

1446
01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:16,501
I got scared when you asked me

1447
01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:17,917
to take you home

1448
01:21:18,209 --> 01:21:19,792
I Lets have a safe word.

1449
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:22,626
Safe word?

1450
01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:24,834
Are you idiot?

1451
01:21:25,126 --> 01:21:26,751
Really, like people who choke others

1452
01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:28,042
that kind of stuff.

1453
01:21:28,209 --> 01:21:29,292
Are you serious?

1454
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:30,584
Yes.

1455
01:21:34,917 --> 01:21:35,917
Are you idiot?

1456
01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:38,126
No, really, we choose a safe word

1457
01:21:38,459 --> 01:21:40,751
and if we get confused or feel its weird

1458
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:43,001
we say it and we talk.

1459
01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:45,501
What should we talk about?

1460
01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:47,709
What? Are you high or what?

1461
01:21:48,001 --> 01:21:50,376
I want some of that stuff, Alice.

1462
01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:52,292
That may be, Alice.

1463
01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,167
No, not Alice.

1464
01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,042
A girls word.

1465
01:21:58,417 --> 01:21:59,417
Scrotum.

1466
01:22:00,084 --> 01:22:01,167
Or glans.

1467
01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:05,209
Like that at least if it gets weird

1468
01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:06,959
I we'll laugh

1469
01:22:08,709 --> 01:22:09,792
Alice.

1470
01:22:10,251 --> 01:22:11,751
Sabrina - It may work.

1471
01:22:12,042 --> 01:22:13,042
There comes Sabrina.

1472
01:22:15,459 --> 01:22:16,459
Everything ok?

1473
01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:17,626
Yes.

1474
01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:19,209
You can't stop laughing.

1475
01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:20,167
No.

1476
01:22:20,459 --> 01:22:21,626
Can I take him?

1477
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:23,584
Yes, of course, I he s all yours.

1478
01:22:23,876 --> 01:22:25,251
Yes, but Listen.

1479
01:22:25,751 --> 01:22:28,001
What's your favorite Disney movie?

1480
01:22:29,042 --> 01:22:30,042
Critters.

1481
01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:31,917
Thanks.

1482
01:22:33,084 --> 01:22:34,334
That's it Critters.

1483
01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:35,709
Its not a Disney movie.

1484
01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:37,042
It doesn't matter.

1485
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,959
Such an asshole.

1486
01:22:59,126 --> 01:23:00,667
Asshole, you are so cunning.

1487
01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:01,959
And you?

1488
01:23:02,084 --> 01:23:04,167
Mr Milky Way From my dick.

1489
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:25,876
Sabri told me she'll throw a party.

1490
01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:29,209
In her friend's house, near the forest.

1491
01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:31,626
A kilometer to the south.

1492
01:23:32,626 --> 01:23:34,042
Do you want to go?

1493
01:23:35,084 --> 01:23:37,334
I don't know, I told her I'd think about it.

1494
01:23:37,959 --> 01:23:38,959
I'm in.

1495
01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:43,292
I You haven t drunk.

1496
01:23:44,334 --> 01:23:45,751
We leave the truck at home

1497
01:23:46,251 --> 01:23:49,126
we steal some beers and go to the beach.

1498
01:23:51,876 --> 01:23:52,876
Deal.

1499
01:23:58,084 --> 01:23:59,084
What are you Looking for?

1500
01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:00,501
My notebook.

1501
01:24:00,959 --> 01:24:02,417
Was it beer you needed?

1502
01:24:04,876 --> 01:24:07,251
At this point you can blow me
with sparkling water.

1503
01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:09,751
Good to know it.

1504
01:24:17,126 --> 01:24:18,126
That's awesome.

1505
01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:21,751
Good morning.

1506
01:24:22,126 --> 01:24:23,209
Good morning.

1507
01:24:26,042 --> 01:24:27,292
Its two in the afternoon.

1508
01:24:28,584 --> 01:24:30,459
We went to bed late.

1509
01:24:33,251 --> 01:24:34,251
Hey

1510
01:24:36,251 --> 01:24:37,501
what about this guy?

1511
01:24:37,792 --> 01:24:38,876
Are you careful?

1512
01:24:39,334 --> 01:24:40,876
Or are you going slowly?

1513
01:24:42,876 --> 01:24:43,959
What do you mean?

1514
01:24:44,792 --> 01:24:47,042
I mean condomly.

1515
01:24:50,501 --> 01:24:51,751
Leave him be.

1516
01:24:52,084 --> 01:24:53,084
Yes, why?

1517
01:24:54,376 --> 01:24:55,376
No.

1518
01:24:56,542 --> 01:25:00,209
Because I went to take some condoms

1519
01:25:00,501 --> 01:25:01,542
from your bag

1520
01:25:01,834 --> 01:25:03,001
I had none

1521
01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:04,501
and

1522
01:25:05,417 --> 01:25:06,459
and

1523
01:25:06,751 --> 01:25:09,376
and I saw the condom packet unopened.

1524
01:25:14,834 --> 01:25:15,959
I Its strange.

1525
01:25:16,292 --> 01:25:18,209
Please, leave him be.

1526
01:25:19,417 --> 01:25:20,667
I We don't fuck.

1527
01:25:21,751 --> 01:25:22,834
I Its a secret

1528
01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:26,001
I Its a bet, I mean, we are no couple.

1529
01:25:26,459 --> 01:25:29,084
I won a bet and it went out of control.

1530
01:25:29,376 --> 01:25:30,542
Are you kidding me?

1531
01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:33,042
Really?

1532
01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:35,834
I loved the couple.

1533
01:25:36,126 --> 01:25:37,251
- Did you?
- Yes.

1534
01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:40,501
Why aren't together? Its possible.

1535
01:25:42,126 --> 01:25:43,584
How do you feel?

1536
01:25:44,626 --> 01:25:46,334
Aren't you putting too much energy

1537
01:25:47,042 --> 01:25:48,268
in something I that won t progress

1538
01:25:48,292 --> 01:25:50,126
I I don't care.

1539
01:25:51,584 --> 01:25:52,917
A little

1540
01:25:53,959 --> 01:25:55,167
silly fiction.

1541
01:25:55,459 --> 01:25:57,292
We have a good time, that's all.

1542
01:25:57,584 --> 01:25:59,751
Its not a matter of life and death.

1543
01:26:01,042 --> 01:26:02,042
No friction.

1544
01:26:04,167 --> 01:26:05,959
I Sorry, I don't understand

1545
01:26:06,626 --> 01:26:07,626
don't you like him?

1546
01:26:08,417 --> 01:26:10,917
I don't you get horny
when he touches your leg?

1547
01:26:14,084 --> 01:26:16,501
Well, have condoms with you anyway.

1548
01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:20,084
You know what grandma used to say.

1549
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:22,042
What did she say?

1550
01:26:22,334 --> 01:26:25,792
When you were 14
and were glued to Juanchi.

1551
01:26:26,334 --> 01:26:27,334
My cousin.

1552
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,501
Grandma said.

1553
01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:33,084
Fighting games, asses broken.

1554
01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:34,876
Control the kids.

1555
01:26:37,376 --> 01:26:38,917
That's true, control the kids.

1556
01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:41,417
She devil.

1557
01:26:42,001 --> 01:26:43,792
I was this close to fucking him.

1558
01:26:44,876 --> 01:26:45,917
Disgusting.

1559
01:26:46,251 --> 01:26:48,667
Well, you fucked my friend
when you were 14.

1560
01:26:48,959 --> 01:26:50,626
Well, she is a second cousin.

1561
01:26:50,917 --> 01:26:51,501
What?

1562
01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:52,834
Its different.

1563
01:26:57,501 --> 01:26:58,792
I You haven t answered.

1564
01:26:59,667 --> 01:27:01,417
Do you like him or not?

1565
01:27:02,542 --> 01:27:05,251
You are asking that
because you care about me.

1566
01:27:07,042 --> 01:27:08,876
I don't like him right now.

1567
01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:13,959
Of course, the danger, the adrenalin.

1568
01:27:15,834 --> 01:27:17,459
But we haven't even kissed.

1569
01:27:17,751 --> 01:27:18,959
Another Living dead.

1570
01:27:19,251 --> 01:27:19,667
Hello.

1571
01:27:19,959 --> 01:27:21,209
Hi - Good morning.

1572
01:27:24,626 --> 01:27:25,626
And the others?

1573
01:27:25,792 --> 01:27:26,876
In the center.

1574
01:27:29,834 --> 01:27:30,834
Hey, Maxi.

1575
01:27:32,251 --> 01:27:36,001
Lucero, Lula's sister,
wrote me, from Norway

1576
01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:39,834
and asked me about
Pedro's brand new boyfriend.

1577
01:27:40,126 --> 01:27:41,792
Well, not boyfriend.

1578
01:27:43,084 --> 01:27:44,643
Remember I told you about Lula's sister?

1579
01:27:44,667 --> 01:27:45,667
I do.

1580
01:27:45,959 --> 01:27:48,542
Friends with rights, he doesn't like tags

1581
01:27:48,834 --> 01:27:50,334
I like that one.

1582
01:27:50,876 --> 01:27:53,376
- That was a TV show.
- Yes, have you seen it?

1583
01:27:53,876 --> 01:27:56,001
Listen, friends with rights.

1584
01:27:56,292 --> 01:28:00,542
She asked me for a picture
because she doesn't believe

1585
01:28:00,834 --> 01:28:02,459
Pedro is so in love.

1586
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:04,417
Can I?

1587
01:28:04,542 --> 01:28:05,542
Yes.

1588
01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:08,209
No, but

1589
01:28:08,667 --> 01:28:09,709
come.

1590
01:28:10,209 --> 01:28:12,126
- There?
- Yes, sit here.

1591
01:28:17,126 --> 01:28:18,126
There.

1592
01:28:20,459 --> 01:28:21,459
Come on, dude.

1593
01:28:21,542 --> 01:28:23,876
You look like friends.

1594
01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:25,292
A kiss, really.

1595
01:28:25,584 --> 01:28:27,042
A kiss, a little one

1596
01:28:27,334 --> 01:28:28,894
I - don't be an asshole - A little one.

1597
01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:30,417
Come on, Lula, do it.

1598
01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:32,584
Are you embarrassed now?

1599
01:28:33,084 --> 01:28:34,167
Are you kidding me?

1600
01:28:34,459 --> 01:28:35,167
Come on.

1601
01:28:35,459 --> 01:28:36,459
A little kiss.

1602
01:28:36,834 --> 01:28:38,001
Just the tip.

1603
01:28:49,376 --> 01:28:50,376
So fake.

1604
01:28:50,501 --> 01:28:51,501
Why?

1605
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:52,542
She won't buy it

1606
01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:54,542
I sent her photos of everyone

1607
01:28:54,917 --> 01:28:56,459
of you being straight.

1608
01:28:56,751 --> 01:28:58,751
Come on, more passion.

1609
01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:01,667
Come.

1610
01:29:05,126 --> 01:29:06,709
Passion, passion.

1611
01:29:08,834 --> 01:29:10,626
They were kids again.

1612
01:29:22,834 --> 01:29:23,459
So?

1613
01:29:23,751 --> 01:29:25,209
I got distracted watching.

1614
01:29:25,501 --> 01:29:27,501
Now I get boys with Lesbians

1615
01:29:27,792 --> 01:29:29,209
I don't be a whore, love.

1616
01:29:31,626 --> 01:29:32,834
Lula, come on.

1617
01:29:33,126 --> 01:29:35,709
What happened with the king
of sexual freedom

1618
01:29:36,001 --> 01:29:37,626
kissing in the street and that stuff?

1619
01:29:37,917 --> 01:29:39,417
I Maybe he s uncomfortable

1620
01:29:39,709 --> 01:29:42,001
I have no problem,
each kiss is like the first.

1621
01:29:42,292 --> 01:29:43,292
See?

1622
01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:46,167
Just one more, I'll take the picture.

1623
01:29:46,459 --> 01:29:47,459
Right.

1624
01:29:59,292 --> 01:30:00,292
Well, done.

1625
01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:03,334
- Now?
- Now its ok.

1626
01:30:03,626 --> 01:30:04,667
So Hollywood.

1627
01:30:04,959 --> 01:30:06,501
Yes, Morning wood.

1628
01:30:08,959 --> 01:30:12,042
I'll make some coffee,
the day started really high.

1629
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:15,667
Morning wood kiss.

1630
01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:20,209
Can I use that charger?

1631
01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:22,167
Use it.

1632
01:30:24,709 --> 01:30:26,251
I didn't get Morning wood.

1633
01:30:27,084 --> 01:30:29,626
Is it just my idea or his dick was hard?

1634
01:30:29,917 --> 01:30:31,584
Of course, love.

1635
01:30:31,876 --> 01:30:34,667
Morning wood is when you wake up hard.

1636
01:30:36,417 --> 01:30:37,126
I didn't know it

1637
01:30:37,417 --> 01:30:38,126
Pedro.

1638
01:30:38,417 --> 01:30:39,417
Come.

1639
01:30:42,084 --> 01:30:43,084
What?

1640
01:30:43,334 --> 01:30:46,751
What's up? Its a bet,
but he'll end up in Hollywood.

1641
01:30:48,001 --> 01:30:50,542
Like you, who gets hard
with the belt pouch.

1642
01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,834
Mine is tight, its different.

1643
01:30:53,126 --> 01:30:54,126
Horrible.

1644
01:30:54,626 --> 01:30:56,584
You liked it, didn't you?

1645
01:30:57,584 --> 01:30:59,251
I don't know if thanking you

1646
01:30:59,626 --> 01:31:01,334
or telling you to fuck off.

1647
01:31:03,084 --> 01:31:04,876
If tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe it

1648
01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:06,834
we send her a picture of a nice blowjob.

1649
01:31:07,459 --> 01:31:08,751
A selfie, in the room

1650
01:31:09,042 --> 01:31:10,667
I'll take it, no problem.

1651
01:31:14,959 --> 01:31:16,042
Fuck off.

1652
01:31:21,042 --> 01:31:22,042
You liked it.

1653
01:31:22,459 --> 01:31:24,667
You had a great time, enjoyed the show.

1654
01:31:24,959 --> 01:31:26,209
You silly.

1655
01:31:34,792 --> 01:31:38,126
I Well, lets say we start dating

1656
01:31:39,334 --> 01:31:42,709
you meet my mother
and she asks how we met

1657
01:31:43,126 --> 01:31:44,126
what will you say?

1658
01:31:48,584 --> 01:31:49,626
I have it.

1659
01:31:56,709 --> 01:31:57,917
He was straight.

1660
01:31:58,209 --> 01:32:00,667
The doctor said that
when he gave him to you.

1661
01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:03,084
Asshole.

1662
01:32:03,709 --> 01:32:04,709
So.

1663
01:32:05,209 --> 01:32:07,626
I I don't know why he
started fucking men.

1664
01:32:07,917 --> 01:32:10,376
We were just friends, I swear.

1665
01:32:11,001 --> 01:32:13,709
I'm single and decided
to give him a hand.

1666
01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:17,001
And when I'm fucking him,
I take my dick out

1667
01:32:18,917 --> 01:32:20,834
a little brown thingy.

1668
01:32:22,959 --> 01:32:23,959
Asshole.

1669
01:32:24,459 --> 01:32:26,334
And I saw it, too small

1670
01:32:26,626 --> 01:32:30,126
like a grape seed, but it was perfectly

1671
01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:31,542
heart-shaped.

1672
01:32:32,084 --> 01:32:36,251
I saw it, it was a sign, I fell in love.

1673
01:32:37,334 --> 01:32:39,876
So we fucked in hiding

1674
01:32:40,876 --> 01:32:42,417
until we started dating.

1675
01:32:46,376 --> 01:32:47,584
So idiot.

1676
01:32:57,459 --> 01:32:58,459
Hey.

1677
01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:01,584
Your mother accepted it,
but who s telling your father?

1678
01:33:01,917 --> 01:33:02,917
That's difficult.

1679
01:33:04,126 --> 01:33:05,126
I will.

1680
01:33:10,334 --> 01:33:11,334
Hey, dad.

1681
01:33:12,292 --> 01:33:14,084
Remember The Boy Who Cried Wolf?

1682
01:33:14,459 --> 01:33:16,126
There was the kid, the wolf

1683
01:33:16,792 --> 01:33:18,251
and the part of the poo.

1684
01:33:18,834 --> 01:33:20,334
There wasn't poo?

1685
01:33:20,667 --> 01:33:21,876
Well, now there is.

1686
01:33:22,167 --> 01:33:23,251
How is that-?

1687
01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:25,042
Directly, no filter.

1688
01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:26,792
You are disgusting.

1689
01:33:27,334 --> 01:33:29,292
Well, you used hearts, but I

1690
01:33:29,584 --> 01:33:30,834
I made it nice.

1691
01:33:31,834 --> 01:33:34,209
All we have to have
so no one has nothing to do

1692
01:33:34,542 --> 01:33:36,667
so they can lie in the sand,
facing the sun

1693
01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:38,001
with an empty head

1694
01:33:38,292 --> 01:33:39,542
and lie with women.

1695
01:33:40,001 --> 01:33:42,084
That's what you want sometimes,
said Angel

1696
01:33:42,417 --> 01:33:43,501
and sometimes you don't.

1697
01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:45,834
You always want it.

1698
01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:49,417
I Its the guys

1699
01:33:49,667 --> 01:33:50,751
I What's up?

1700
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,376
They are in Ostende, I
they II spend the afternoon.

1701
01:33:53,959 --> 01:33:54,959
Is it a beach?

1702
01:33:55,167 --> 01:33:57,209
Yes, an area nearby.

1703
01:33:59,126 --> 01:34:00,709
They shall bring pastries.

1704
01:34:03,209 --> 01:34:04,626
What do we do about Sabrina's?

1705
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:07,417
Want to go alone?

1706
01:34:10,126 --> 01:34:13,376
I find this silly game
of being a couple funny

1707
01:34:13,667 --> 01:34:14,751
I but I don't know.

1708
01:34:15,251 --> 01:34:17,376
I like it more than being near her.

1709
01:34:17,792 --> 01:34:18,876
Think a plan B.

1710
01:34:19,167 --> 01:34:21,501
We're still dating,
you have until tomorrow.

1711
01:34:21,792 --> 01:34:23,584
Once in Buenos Aires you call her

1712
01:34:23,876 --> 01:34:25,251
and see what you feel.

1713
01:34:25,542 --> 01:34:26,959
Without me in the middle.

1714
01:34:29,959 --> 01:34:31,251
Is that your fantasy?

1715
01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:33,042
What?

1716
01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:37,501
Us fucking, the tension disappearing

1717
01:34:38,251 --> 01:34:40,376
me with my ex, and we being friends.

1718
01:34:40,667 --> 01:34:43,084
No, you want to fuck me, that's yours.

1719
01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:46,626
I And what's yours?

1720
01:34:55,542 --> 01:34:56,751
What do you want to hear?

1721
01:34:57,876 --> 01:34:59,084
That you are hot?

1722
01:35:00,959 --> 01:35:02,542
You are insanely hot.

1723
01:35:04,792 --> 01:35:05,834
You want to fuck?

1724
01:35:06,126 --> 01:35:08,084
I I'll take my pants off and do it, now.

1725
01:35:09,542 --> 01:35:12,334
Regarding your ex,
I'm happy if you're happy.

1726
01:35:16,084 --> 01:35:18,334
Always friends, I that won t change.

1727
01:35:22,459 --> 01:35:23,751
Can I be honest?

1728
01:35:24,126 --> 01:35:25,542
I Yes, we re already in too deep.

1729
01:35:28,417 --> 01:35:30,584
Obviously, I want us to fuck.

1730
01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:33,126
I Lets make love.

1731
01:35:33,584 --> 01:35:35,001
I'm serious.

1732
01:35:35,834 --> 01:35:36,834
Here in the sofa.

1733
01:35:38,001 --> 01:35:39,001
Critters.

1734
01:35:39,751 --> 01:35:42,792
Critters, Maxi I We can t joke now.

1735
01:35:43,459 --> 01:35:45,459
I'm putting my hand in your pants

1736
01:35:45,751 --> 01:35:48,667
and you go we are friends,
take it out, it hurts.

1737
01:35:49,376 --> 01:35:51,834
Fine, we can't joke with Critters.

1738
01:35:53,959 --> 01:35:55,292
But yes, I want to.

1739
01:35:59,459 --> 01:36:01,501
I'm scared of hurting you

1740
01:36:02,376 --> 01:36:03,917
or ruining our friendship.

1741
01:36:06,126 --> 01:36:07,167
I I don't want that.

1742
01:36:08,376 --> 01:36:09,376
I Then we don't fuck.

1743
01:36:10,334 --> 01:36:12,417
Why crossing that line if we are fine now.

1744
01:36:14,626 --> 01:36:15,626
Look.

1745
01:36:16,792 --> 01:36:18,542
I come close to your neck at night.

1746
01:36:19,667 --> 01:36:21,209
And while you snore I smell you

1747
01:36:22,126 --> 01:36:23,209
and I jerk off.

1748
01:36:23,584 --> 01:36:25,751
A few and you haven't noticed

1749
01:36:26,042 --> 01:36:27,376
I I I'm sure that's true

1750
01:36:27,667 --> 01:36:29,334
I won't lie, its a mixture of

1751
01:36:30,209 --> 01:36:33,001
the smell of the cologne
you shouldn't use and the sun.

1752
01:36:34,167 --> 01:36:35,376
Tasty.

1753
01:36:43,792 --> 01:36:45,209
Do you want to fuck me?

1754
01:36:48,251 --> 01:36:49,959
Max, I'm an astronaut.

1755
01:36:50,251 --> 01:36:52,167
You are the one afraid of outer space.

1756
01:36:53,167 --> 01:36:55,209
What should I say? Ask you out?

1757
01:36:56,167 --> 01:36:57,542
Do you want to be my boyfriend?

1758
01:37:00,626 --> 01:37:02,792
Do you want? I Or don't you?

1759
01:37:04,459 --> 01:37:05,459
Do you?

1760
01:37:07,292 --> 01:37:08,292
Done.

1761
01:37:10,167 --> 01:37:11,167
I Guys suck, don't we?

1762
01:37:11,417 --> 01:37:12,917
I don't ask me, I love them.

1763
01:37:18,542 --> 01:37:19,626
Think about it.

1764
01:37:20,917 --> 01:37:21,917
What?

1765
01:37:22,126 --> 01:37:23,126
I I'm hungry

1766
01:37:23,292 --> 01:37:24,376
I am too.

1767
01:37:25,667 --> 01:37:26,667
I think I have

1768
01:37:26,917 --> 01:37:28,126
eggs and biscuits.

1769
01:37:29,834 --> 01:37:32,042
Think about it Being my boyfriend.

1770
01:37:32,584 --> 01:37:33,584
Right.

1771
01:37:33,751 --> 01:37:36,001
Decide If you want

1772
01:37:36,542 --> 01:37:37,542
I'll decide

1773
01:37:37,626 --> 01:37:39,209
I Maybe I don't want to.

1774
01:37:56,251 --> 01:37:57,251
Pay attention.

1775
01:37:57,459 --> 01:37:58,542
Can you hear?

1776
01:37:59,751 --> 01:38:00,751
What?

1777
01:38:02,959 --> 01:38:03,959
Can't you hear it?

1778
01:38:04,376 --> 01:38:05,376
What?

1779
01:38:06,126 --> 01:38:08,167
The laughs of all the girls you fucked.

1780
01:38:08,459 --> 01:38:10,542
They asked if you only
wanted to fuck them.

1781
01:38:10,834 --> 01:38:12,001
You are an idiot.

1782
01:39:03,126 --> 01:39:04,292
Just for you to know.

1783
01:39:04,876 --> 01:39:06,959
Sabri's friends say we are a nice couple.

1784
01:39:07,251 --> 01:39:07,876
Yes?

1785
01:39:08,167 --> 01:39:09,292
Think about it.

1786
01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:15,042
Hi.

1787
01:39:15,251 --> 01:39:16,501
What happened?

1788
01:39:18,834 --> 01:39:19,917
He's so silly.

1789
01:39:20,251 --> 01:39:21,251
Yes.

1790
01:39:22,751 --> 01:39:23,751
Everything ok?

1791
01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:25,584
Everything ok, and you?

1792
01:39:26,251 --> 01:39:27,251
Fine.

1793
01:39:30,126 --> 01:39:32,792
Have you ever dated girls?

1794
01:39:33,751 --> 01:39:35,792
Yes, but it was

1795
01:39:36,084 --> 01:39:37,501
just

1796
01:39:37,834 --> 01:39:38,417
sex stuff.

1797
01:39:38,709 --> 01:39:39,709
Right.

1798
01:39:41,209 --> 01:39:42,251
I have, too.

1799
01:39:42,542 --> 01:39:44,334
Yes? I didn't know - Yes.

1800
01:39:44,959 --> 01:39:47,292
I loved girls sexually.

1801
01:39:48,001 --> 01:39:49,042
They were the best.

1802
01:39:49,626 --> 01:39:50,876
But one morning

1803
01:39:51,167 --> 01:39:52,847
one of them wanted to cuddle and I didn't.

1804
01:39:53,126 --> 01:39:55,376
Now I tell them in advance Its just sex.

1805
01:39:55,751 --> 01:39:57,626
To avoid problems.

1806
01:39:58,459 --> 01:39:59,459
Exactly.

1807
01:40:08,959 --> 01:40:10,959
Has he told you about our break up?

1808
01:40:13,501 --> 01:40:15,042
Yes, he told me

1809
01:40:16,167 --> 01:40:17,167
well

1810
01:40:17,501 --> 01:40:19,334
a failed threesome.

1811
01:40:20,501 --> 01:40:21,876
Yes, more or less.

1812
01:40:23,376 --> 01:40:24,709
Come on, Fede.

1813
01:40:25,001 --> 01:40:27,334
Its all right, we know each other.

1814
01:40:28,834 --> 01:40:29,834
And when little?

1815
01:40:30,084 --> 01:40:32,376
He was lucky, medium to big size.

1816
01:40:32,667 --> 01:40:34,584
Maybe some little - Yours.

1817
01:40:35,959 --> 01:40:36,959
Take it out it hurts.

1818
01:40:37,001 --> 01:40:39,334
And you is in? I can't feel it?

1819
01:40:39,792 --> 01:40:41,751
And I'm supposed to be the first one.

1820
01:40:42,292 --> 01:40:44,792
We were talking about this with Sabrina.

1821
01:40:45,626 --> 01:40:46,626
I Lets see

1822
01:40:46,667 --> 01:40:48,667
I - don't look yet - Sorry.

1823
01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:50,876
Set a minute.

1824
01:40:51,167 --> 01:40:52,959
One, two, now!

1825
01:40:55,917 --> 01:40:56,917
What?

1826
01:40:57,001 --> 01:40:59,459
Wank, penis, giant? I What s that?

1827
01:41:00,417 --> 01:41:01,457
Do something else - Right

1828
01:41:01,626 --> 01:41:02,709
I You can t talk.

1829
01:41:03,001 --> 01:41:04,001
Another thing.

1830
01:41:06,292 --> 01:41:07,667
Ghost - Yeah!

1831
01:41:10,834 --> 01:41:11,834
Frankenstein.

1832
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:13,584
Dawn of the Dead.

1833
01:41:15,751 --> 01:41:16,084
Hakuna.

1834
01:41:16,376 --> 01:41:17,626
- Lion King!
- Yeah!

1835
01:41:17,917 --> 01:41:19,001
Great, continue.

1836
01:41:20,084 --> 01:41:21,334
The Da Vinci Code.

1837
01:41:22,751 --> 01:41:23,792
ET, ET!

1838
01:41:24,751 --> 01:41:25,751
Hurry.

1839
01:41:28,292 --> 01:41:29,584
I know that one, Taxi Driver.

1840
01:41:29,876 --> 01:41:30,876
Right, right.

1841
01:41:31,084 --> 01:41:32,084
Hurry.

1842
01:41:32,334 --> 01:41:33,667
Femur A Space Odyssey.

1843
01:41:33,959 --> 01:41:35,376
You are kidding me.

1844
01:41:35,667 --> 01:41:36,917
Snow White

1845
01:41:38,042 --> 01:41:40,959
Walt, the last two I don't count.

1846
01:41:41,251 --> 01:41:41,959
Lovely.

1847
01:41:42,251 --> 01:41:43,501
You knew the cards.

1848
01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:45,042
No, we know each other deeply.

1849
01:41:47,876 --> 01:41:49,376
Well, focus now.

1850
01:41:49,667 --> 01:41:50,167
Time?

1851
01:41:50,459 --> 01:41:51,459
Yes, this thing.

1852
01:41:52,209 --> 01:41:53,626
One, two

1853
01:41:54,292 --> 01:41:55,292
now.

1854
01:41:55,542 --> 01:41:56,959
The Little Mermaid.

1855
01:41:59,084 --> 01:42:00,376
I What's that?

1856
01:42:07,917 --> 01:42:09,376
We won't fit there.

1857
01:42:10,792 --> 01:42:12,501
How will we sleep?

1858
01:42:12,792 --> 01:42:13,792
Come on.

1859
01:42:19,917 --> 01:42:21,792
I died down there.

1860
01:42:22,459 --> 01:42:24,376
I just did our stuff,

1861
01:42:24,667 --> 01:42:26,501
I didn't know you'd get them all.

1862
01:42:28,251 --> 01:42:29,584
That Antonela, isn't she?

1863
01:42:30,292 --> 01:42:32,501
Antonela didn't buy it.

1864
01:42:32,876 --> 01:42:34,667
The last one was impossible,
Snow White.

1865
01:42:34,959 --> 01:42:36,334
And the previous one?

1866
01:42:39,709 --> 01:42:41,001
Amazing, dude.

1867
01:42:58,542 --> 01:43:00,417
I've talked to Sabrina.

1868
01:43:03,001 --> 01:43:04,959
She told me about your break-up.

1869
01:43:08,917 --> 01:43:09,917
Yes, well.

1870
01:43:10,959 --> 01:43:13,876
I told you, but I omitted the part

1871
01:43:15,042 --> 01:43:16,751
where the third man was my best friend

1872
01:43:17,042 --> 01:43:18,501
and she fucked him anyway.

1873
01:43:19,417 --> 01:43:20,417
Right.

1874
01:43:22,459 --> 01:43:24,584
We were close.

1875
01:43:25,917 --> 01:43:28,001
Now I realize, but at that moment.

1876
01:43:29,167 --> 01:43:32,626
I was afraid everything will be weird.

1877
01:43:37,334 --> 01:43:38,334
A little like you

1878
01:43:39,251 --> 01:43:41,001
this summer you're my best friend.

1879
01:43:41,917 --> 01:43:43,209
I like you.

1880
01:43:45,084 --> 01:43:46,292
Lets taste this.

1881
01:43:53,417 --> 01:43:54,417
Pretty good.

1882
01:44:01,042 --> 01:44:02,209
I kissed you, right?

1883
01:44:05,376 --> 01:44:06,376
Yes.

1884
01:46:28,251 --> 01:46:29,834
You aren't gay, are you?

1885
01:46:33,501 --> 01:46:34,501
What?

1886
01:46:34,751 --> 01:46:36,251
Sabrina told me everything.

1887
01:46:36,917 --> 01:46:38,751
You are friends pretending to be together.

1888
01:46:39,042 --> 01:46:40,042
What?

1889
01:46:40,917 --> 01:46:42,209
When did Sabri say that?

1890
01:46:42,501 --> 01:46:43,501
This morning.

1891
01:46:44,126 --> 01:46:47,417
She told him if he fucked him,
he'll get a second chance.

1892
01:46:49,209 --> 01:46:52,542
I don't buy you two fucking,
you're too straight.

1893
01:46:52,959 --> 01:46:54,459
Will they get back together?

1894
01:46:55,084 --> 01:46:56,084
Who?

1895
01:46:56,167 --> 01:46:57,209
Sabri and Maxi.

1896
01:47:05,834 --> 01:47:06,834
I I don't know.

1897
01:47:09,042 --> 01:47:10,667
I I really don't know.

1898
01:47:19,542 --> 01:47:20,876
I I'll heat some water.

1899
01:47:34,876 --> 01:47:35,876
No way.

1900
01:47:38,167 --> 01:47:39,167
I What's up?

1901
01:47:39,584 --> 01:47:40,876
- Everything ok?
- Yes.

1902
01:47:41,709 --> 01:47:42,959
Have you seen Pedro?

1903
01:47:43,751 --> 01:47:44,751
He left.

1904
01:47:45,126 --> 01:47:46,751
He said you knew he was Leaving.

1905
01:47:48,501 --> 01:47:49,876
No, he didn't tell me.

1906
01:47:52,001 --> 01:47:53,001
Did something happen?

1907
01:47:53,209 --> 01:47:55,001
No, Anto talked to him

1908
01:47:55,292 --> 01:47:58,167
and asked about the plan
and you and Sabrina.

1909
01:47:58,584 --> 01:47:59,584
What plan?

1910
01:48:01,584 --> 01:48:02,834
I For fucks sake.

1911
01:48:03,584 --> 01:48:04,584
Sorry, I.

1912
01:48:04,709 --> 01:48:06,459
How do you know that?

1913
01:48:07,167 --> 01:48:08,417
Did Sabri tell you?

1914
01:48:08,751 --> 01:48:10,542
Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro

1915
01:48:10,834 --> 01:48:12,626
you were the ones behind this shit.

1916
01:48:12,917 --> 01:48:14,084
Fine, fine.

1917
01:48:20,667 --> 01:48:22,126
- What's up?
- What's going on?

1918
01:48:22,709 --> 01:48:23,834
I I'll tell you later.

1919
01:48:24,334 --> 01:48:25,876
Are you a couple or not?

1920
01:48:26,167 --> 01:48:27,167
No.

1921
01:48:28,417 --> 01:48:29,917
I'm Leaving, we'll talk later.

1922
01:50:16,834 --> 01:50:17,876
Pedro!

1923
01:50:52,667 --> 01:50:53,917
God damn it.

1924
01:51:05,751 --> 01:51:06,751
Pedro!

1925
01:51:29,959 --> 01:51:30,959
Pedro.

1926
01:51:33,459 --> 01:51:34,501
Sorry, Pedro.

1927
01:51:36,459 --> 01:51:37,876
Its fine, Max, Its alright

1928
01:51:38,167 --> 01:51:39,167
I Its not.

1929
01:51:39,251 --> 01:51:40,251
Yes, its fine

1930
01:51:40,292 --> 01:51:41,417
I shouldn't have lied

1931
01:51:43,084 --> 01:51:46,417
Sabrina was the perfect excuse
to dare being with you.

1932
01:51:47,084 --> 01:51:48,084
I Really, don't worry.

1933
01:51:48,209 --> 01:51:49,209
You're crying.

1934
01:51:49,459 --> 01:51:50,459
Sorry.

1935
01:51:51,126 --> 01:51:52,459
I love you are crying.

1936
01:51:54,417 --> 01:51:56,334
I feel like an idiot for being the reason.

1937
01:51:57,501 --> 01:51:58,917
I But I'm mad about you.

1938
01:52:00,042 --> 01:52:01,334
I just want to be with you