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This program is rated G

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and is suitable for
general audiences.

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♪ Merry Christmas, now
to one and all ♪

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♪ Look to the sky
and see the snowflakes fall ♪

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♪ Ooh, it's Christmas time ♪

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Hello, handsome.

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You are strong. Capable.

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A warrior.

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There is no obstacle
you can't overcome,

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no mountain you can't climb.

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Lucas James Brenner, you are...

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Honey,
you're going to be late!

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Coming, Mom!

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Good morning.

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Good morning.
Your breakfast is ready.

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Mom, you're too good to me.

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What's... what's all this?

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Do you remember how hard it was

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to get the three of you
to smile at the same time?

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It was like wrangling cats.

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Anyway, your Aunt Louise

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is coming down
for Christmas this year,

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and it's the first one
without Robert,

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so it's going to be
tough on her,

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and I was really hoping

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you and your brothers
would help me

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spruce this place up,
make it extra special.

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A team effort.

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Yeah, no, yeah.

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I'll take care of it.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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I gotta run.

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Okay, well, be safe out there.

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Oh, big day, Mr. Brenner.

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We're revealing the key art.

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Oh, I see you chose to ignore
today's festive dress code.

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It doesn't exactly scream
Christmas cheer,

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but it's close.

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Neither does 9:15
in the morning.

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Well, it saves on alcohol.

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Smart. Very smart.

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Cranberry fizzle pop?

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I'm okay.

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Thank you.

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You look nice.

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Thank you.

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That's a nice pin.

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Is that the one my mom gave you
for Christmas last year?

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Two years ago.

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Lasted longer than we did.

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Yeah.

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Cranberry fizzle pop?

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Oh, I'm good.

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Hey, I took a sneak peek

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at the new artwork
for the game this morning.

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Before you flip out...

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Okay, attention,
Elves and Elfettes!

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If I could
get your attention over here?

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Okay, well,

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with Limitless Horizons
mere days from completion,

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thanks to the best in the biz,
Taylor Brenner and his team,

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it is my absolute pleasure
to reveal the key art,

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which will most certainly be
a cosmic success!

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- Question.
- Yep.

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What is that?

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Taylor...

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That white thing. What is it?

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It's a snowman.

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Happy little fella, isn't he?

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He's happy. I can see it.

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A snowman...

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in a game about
intergalactic time travel?

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Marketing suggested that
we put some Christmas stuff in

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to tie in with the launch.

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Is there an issue?

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Yeah.

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I spent 18 months coding
an industry-defining interface.

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You've slapped
a snowman on it,

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and it looks like
a handful of marshmallows

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that somebody stuffed
in their pocket.

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That's unfair.

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Furthermore...

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Well, we've been
down this road before.

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We're a team here...

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a team that I think maybe
you're no longer a good fit for.

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Not a good fit?

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Come on, David,
I am Funnen Games.

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What you are...

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is fired.

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Fired?

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All right, David,

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I'm fired, you're fired.
We're all fired.

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You're serious?

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Fine.

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I'm taking the game.

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No. You're not.

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A laptop, then.

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Also no.

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It's time for you to go.

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Okay.

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Thanks, David.

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Ha ha.

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Funnen Games, huh?

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Who's having fun now?

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Because I... I quit.

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I just fired you. Just now.

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No.

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No, a moment ago,
right in there.

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No, no, you guys
heard it here first.

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I just quit.

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You heard it.

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Who here is coming with me?

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Nobody likes you!

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Steven! Hi!

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I'm early. I hope that's okay.

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Or is it Stefan?

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Is this your place?

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Ooh, it's really nice.

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Oh, of course it's your place.

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Good one, Susie.

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Shoes on or off?

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I could just--
I'll could take them off.

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I made a fruitcake.

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Ooh, is that from India?

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Huh.

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Well, okay.

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Of course, as we mature,

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it's not uncommon
to begin losing interest

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in things
that once brought us joy.

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Wow.

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So insightful.

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But from the looks of it,

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he seems to be
in pretty good spirits.

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So what seems
to be the issue with him?

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Right. The issue... is... um...

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well...

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I think he might be... lonely.

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Can be.

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I mean, who isn't,
around the holidays, right?

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But, um,

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when I met you,

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when he met you
at the dog park the other day,

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I thought that

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you seemed
like just the kind of guy

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who could help us. Him.

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With this.

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What's that? Oh!

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I didn't know
you were also an author.

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Oh, and very photogenic.

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That's not
the best photo.

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So, so it's just the two of you
at home?

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Yep. Single as a snowman.

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I meant in terms of other pets.

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Oh! Right. Of course. Yes.

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I mean no. To other pets.

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It's just us.

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You do housecalls, right?

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't Little Red
Walking Hood.

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Not today, Mark.

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Nice flower.

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Did it come with a walker
and some fuzzy slippers?

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Nice truck.

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Did it come with an unearned
sense of self-confidence?

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No. It came with a snowmobile.

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Cool. You've got a bulb out.

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I'm not talking
about your lights.

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Third false alarm at
that beauty salon this month.

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Weird.

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So weird.

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And somehow always when
Mr. January is on shift.

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I do one calendar...

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Did one of them
ask for your number?

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911, emergency hunk line.

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She wanted info
on the charity event

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for this Friday, okay?

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Oh, mm-hmm.

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Just a humble civil servant

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bringing joy to the attractive
women of Spruce Grove.

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Oh, so humble.

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Somebody's gotta work
around here.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

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What's going on
in that head of yours, old boy?

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All right. One more time.

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Go get it!

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Not feeling it today,
huh, Arnold?

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I get it.

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Sometimes you want to be left
completely and utterly alone.

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Thought I was the only one
who knew about this spot.

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William. So did I.

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Hey, would you be willing

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to come down someday
and do a talk

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at the animal shelter?

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A talk?

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Well, we get
so many impulse buyers,

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especially at this time of year.

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Pets as gifts.

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Half of them come back
the next day.

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It only hurts
the animals, you know?

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It would mean the world

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if you could just come down

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and do a little seminar
on responsible adoption.

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I'd have to check my...

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I would need to...

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maybe...

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sorry.

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Maybe after Christmas, then?

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Oh, too many people, Arnold.

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Too many people.

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Oh, come on.

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I don't like surprises.

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Well, look, Tim,
you're 12 years old.

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If you want to get out of
the friend zone with Stacey,

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you might have to take her out
somewhere nice.

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But it pays to be mature.
Hold on.

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I gotta go.

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My mom's calling me.

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Nice meeting you.

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Hi, honey. It's me!

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I know. I can see your face.
Sort of.

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Oh. I thought this was a call.

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Oh. That's better! Hi.

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How was your day?

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Good. Nothing to report.

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Okay, so I was wondering
if you had plans for dinner.

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Oh, uh...

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Luke has got a shift tonight,

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and I was wondering if
I should set an extra pl--

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What did I do?

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You paused me.

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What did I-- can you hear me?

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I can hear you perfectly, Ma.

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Taylor?

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Can you hear me?

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I can hear you.
I can hear you perfectly.

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I wanted to know
if I should set an extra place.

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- We're done here.
- I think I--

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Ma! I'll be up in five!

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Thirsty little fella.

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Enjoy, Mom.

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Thank you.

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Oh! Thank you.

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Are you free tomorrow?

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'Cause I was talking
to your brother

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about decorating the tree.

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Tomorrow?

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Uh, I'm going
to check my--

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Schedule. Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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Funny how busy everybody gets
as soon as I mention Christmas.

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Ma, uh...

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I'll do it myself.

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- You're not doing it yourself.
- Well, then who?

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Who? We're six days
away from Christmas.

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We're the only house on the
block without any decorations.

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Mark's house--

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Looks like a Vegas casino.

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A very festive casino.

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Hello?

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Oh, it's your brother.

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Just in time for dinner.

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What are the chances?

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Ooh. Just in time for dinner.

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What are the chances?

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For you.

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Oh, well, that's
a lovely thing to do.

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Ahh...

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Quick question.

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Why do you come
to the front door

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like you don't live
in the back yard?

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Because I do not live
in the back yard.

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That is an independent
single-family dwelling

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with private access

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that happens to be situated
at the rear of the property.

275
00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:22,376
So the back yard.

276
00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:23,777
It's better than the basement.

277
00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:25,977
- That's temporary.
- Oh, yeah?

278
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,076
Is that why you were home
at 11:00 this morning?

279
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:30,209
Because you were house hunting?

280
00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:32,476
00? What is the matter?

281
00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:33,376
Are you sick?

282
00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,176
I'm not sick. I'm not sick.

283
00:10:35,309 --> 00:10:36,410
Hey, it's none of my business
if you want to ditch work

284
00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:37,309
and play video games.

285
00:10:37,443 --> 00:10:38,476
I wasn't ditching.

286
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:39,676
- Well, if he's home sick...
- I don't know...

287
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:40,810
I quit.

288
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,043
Okay?

289
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,176
There that is. Enjoy.

290
00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:46,676
Quit, or...?

291
00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,743
What? We were all
thinking it.

292
00:10:49,877 --> 00:10:51,676
It's a great job for you.

293
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,476
Why would you quit?

294
00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:54,309
It wasn't a great job.

295
00:10:54,443 --> 00:10:55,309
It wasn't a good fit.

296
00:10:56,777 --> 00:10:58,010
Just going to
leave it there, okay?

297
00:10:59,143 --> 00:11:00,977
Oh... kay.

298
00:11:01,109 --> 00:11:01,877
Well...

299
00:11:04,276 --> 00:11:06,743
That'll free you up
to decorate the tree.

300
00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:11,010
Sure does.

301
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:13,710
Luke, you're up!

302
00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,209
All right.

303
00:11:22,243 --> 00:11:23,943
What is it? A fire alarm?

304
00:11:24,076 --> 00:11:24,877
It's a door bell.

305
00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:26,410
For the new place.

306
00:11:26,543 --> 00:11:28,043
Ah, if you ever finish it.

307
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:30,109
You're going on, what,
five, six years now?

308
00:11:30,243 --> 00:11:31,109
Eight months.

309
00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:37,410
- Ten.
- There you go.

310
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:38,276
Look, it's a process.

311
00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:39,743
There's lots of...

312
00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:41,309
decisions, you know?

313
00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:42,276
Colors, and textures...

314
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,877
Where to put the gym.

315
00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:45,143
Oh, no, that goes
next to the pool table.

316
00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:46,376
Oh.

317
00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:47,810
Are you building a home
or a frathouse?

318
00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:49,309
Are you jealous, Chief?

319
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,777
No way. Being a grandpa
is the best.

320
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:55,209
I'll take one of these
over a thousand pool tables.

321
00:11:55,343 --> 00:11:56,777
This is pure joy.

322
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,043
And diapers.

323
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:58,877
Oh, yeah, diapers.

324
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,610
And diapers.

325
00:12:00,743 --> 00:12:01,710
Lots of diapers.

326
00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:03,209
I'll stick
with the pool table.

327
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:05,043
- Yeah.
- To each, his own.

328
00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:06,877
Yeah. That's a good choice.

329
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,076
Good idea.

330
00:12:09,977 --> 00:12:13,276
So, is this, um...
is she a new client?

331
00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:14,710
Yes.

332
00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:16,610
And she's very intense.

333
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,043
Says the guy who arranges
his socks by color gradient.

334
00:12:20,176 --> 00:12:21,343
Okay, Dungeons and Dragons.

335
00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:22,943
Okay, Pet Detective.

336
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,777
I am a pet therapist,
not a pet detective.

337
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,643
All righty, then.

338
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,109
Boys!

339
00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:30,877
Please.

340
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,043
I think it is
a very nice gesture.

341
00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:34,443
A little Christmas spirit

342
00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,810
is something we could use
a lot more of around here.

343
00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:39,443
Speaking of which, Stephan,
are you free tomorrow?

344
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:42,276
I'm a few weeks late
swapping in the flannel bedding,

345
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,443
but otherwise...

346
00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:44,777
Good.

347
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,076
Then you can help
decorate the tree.

348
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:47,810
What?

349
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:50,309
I want one more Christmas

350
00:12:50,443 --> 00:12:52,943
the way that it was
when you were little.

351
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,209
With everybody participating.

352
00:12:55,343 --> 00:12:57,176
Music. Decorations.

353
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,843
Baking cookies,
the whole thing.

354
00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,209
It's the first time

355
00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:02,543
in as long
as I can remember

356
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:03,710
that we've all been
under the same roof.

357
00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:04,610
Two roofs.

358
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:05,910
One roof. That's fine.

359
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,109
Could we...

360
00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:08,943
Could we please try?

361
00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,843
Ask Taylor.

362
00:13:10,977 --> 00:13:11,710
He's the one who
makes everything impossible.

363
00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:13,109
You're Mission: Impossible.

364
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:14,843
I'm what?
I'm Mission: Impossible?

365
00:13:14,977 --> 00:13:16,443
What kind of comeback is that?
Impossible?

366
00:13:16,576 --> 00:13:19,877
Oh, my...
you're both just impossible.

367
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,643
I'm sorry I brought it up.

368
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:26,143
- Proud of yourself?
- See that?

369
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:56,276
"Luke, I have no one else
to turn to.

370
00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:59,543
Please take care
of Thomas for me.

371
00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,109
I'll be back by Christmas.

372
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:02,343
I promise."

373
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,943
Who leaves a baby
at a firehall?

374
00:14:08,076 --> 00:14:10,410
Well, someone who knew
you'd be here.

375
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:11,610
Looks like you're turning
that home gym

376
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:12,676
into a nursery, Daddy-o.

377
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,743
Okay, like I said ten times,

378
00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:17,410
he's not mine.

379
00:14:17,543 --> 00:14:18,777
- Yeah.
- Chief?

380
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:21,076
This is a first for me.

381
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,476
I mean, normally I'd say
call Child Services,

382
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:24,810
but at this time of night?

383
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:27,410
And your name is on the note.

384
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:30,010
Hey? Yeah.

385
00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:32,343
What if the baby is yours?

386
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,109
What else could I do?

387
00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:45,843
Are you sure he isn't yours?

388
00:14:47,109 --> 00:14:50,143
Yes. Yes, I'm sure.

389
00:14:50,276 --> 00:14:52,276
'Cause it would be all right.

390
00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:54,443
I mean, some people might
actually be... excited about it.

391
00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:55,343
Mom, Mom, Mom,

392
00:14:55,476 --> 00:14:58,410
I am so sure. Okay?

393
00:14:58,543 --> 00:14:59,676
Okay.

394
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,176
Yeah, well, it's the middle
of the night.

395
00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:05,710
Um, uh, he can stay here.

396
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:07,343
And we'll figure out
what to do in the morning.

397
00:15:07,476 --> 00:15:09,376
Yeah, he can...
he can stay here with you?

398
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,843
- Yeah.
- Okay.

399
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,343
Thank you, Mom.

400
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,510
You did the right thing.

401
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:17,543
It's good. It's okay.

402
00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:18,843
Thanks, Mom.

403
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,710
Oh, my. Hello.

404
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,309
Hopefully you get some sleep.

405
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:27,510
Hi.

406
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,476
That's my mom.

407
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,743
Hello.

408
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:43,143
Do you have a baby?

409
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,176
How long was I asleep?

410
00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:45,843
I don't have a baby.

411
00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:48,243
Someone left him
at the firehall last night.

412
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:50,176
It had my name
on the note, so...

413
00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:51,476
You do have a baby.

414
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:52,710
Who has a baby?

415
00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:53,643
Luke's got a baby.

416
00:15:53,777 --> 00:15:54,877
I'm an uncle?

417
00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,676
Congratulations.

418
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,510
Well, isn't this shaping up
to be an unexpected Christmas?

419
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,410
How did that even happen?

420
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,710
Well, you see, Stephan,

421
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,476
when two people
love each other very much...

422
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,910
His name is Thomas.

423
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,743
And he is not your brother's.

424
00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:11,977
Well, he does have your hair.

425
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,143
And your physique. Spongy.

426
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,910
He's a baby. He's not a toy.

427
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,076
Do you guys mind

428
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,810
letting the grown ups
talk for a second?

429
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,476
Mom, help?

430
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:25,910
Well, the right thing to do
would be to call Child Services,

431
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,209
but he is just so little,

432
00:16:27,343 --> 00:16:30,576
and his mom trusted him
with you for a reason.

433
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,410
As one would the father.

434
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,376
I think this is
an act of desperation.

435
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,643
I have been there.

436
00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:38,443
Single mom of three young sons,

437
00:16:38,576 --> 00:16:40,910
there were plenty of times
I thought I just couldn't do it,

438
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,043
but I... I had family.

439
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,743
If it wasn't for
your Aunt Louise,

440
00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:46,309
I don't know
what would have happened.

441
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:49,376
So it's five days
before Christmas.

442
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,276
He'll stay here,

443
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,576
and then if mom
doesn't come back as promised,

444
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,777
then we will go through
the proper channels.

445
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,977
Let's give her a chance.

446
00:16:58,109 --> 00:16:59,209
Deal?

447
00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:00,543
Deal.

448
00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:01,843
There's a good boy.

449
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:05,910
Just a minute. It's my phone.

450
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:10,676
Hello?

451
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,743
Yes, this is she.

452
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,043
Is she all right?

453
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:19,010
Um... yes.

454
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,810
Uh, thank you.

455
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,109
Um...

456
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,676
Louise is in Emergency
at Mount Royal.

457
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:26,610
She's had a fall.

458
00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:28,543
Mom, go. You have to go.

459
00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:31,143
Yeah, I know,
but there's... a baby.

460
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:34,276
Mom, Luke
saves lives for a living...

461
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,643
as far as I know.

462
00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:37,343
A day of diapers
is not going to kill him.

463
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:38,877
You should go. You have to.

464
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,043
You gotta go, Mom.

465
00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:54,010
well, every time he cries,

466
00:17:54,143 --> 00:17:56,777
and then a good burp, yeah,

467
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,843
but check his diaper,

468
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,843
because sometimes
that is what it is.

469
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:01,343
And pick him up.
Hold him.

470
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,076
Babies need a lot of contact.

471
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,410
You hear this?
Lots of contact.

472
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,443
The bottle has to be checked,

473
00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:07,510
because it should be warm,
but not too hot,

474
00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:09,010
so you have to...
you have to test it.

475
00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:10,410
What's this? Test it?

476
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,777
Honey, I know, it's a lot,
but you'll do okay.

477
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,743
Luckily, you have help.

478
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,376
- That's right.
- Yeah.

479
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,376
- Us?!
- What did we do?

480
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,877
We're family.

481
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:23,343
If it happens to one,
it happens to us all.

482
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,276
Look, it's just one day.

483
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,209
Take shifts.

484
00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:28,943
Put that down and help.

485
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,343
And hopefully, you can
put up the tree, too.

486
00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:34,443
- I love you.
- Love you, Ma.

487
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:35,843
- Thank you.
- Drive safe.

488
00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:36,710
- Yes.
- Give Aunt Louise a hug, okay?

489
00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:37,576
- I will.
- Okay, bye, Mom.

490
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:42,010
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Mom.

491
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:43,510
- All right, good luck with that.
- Good luck, pal.

492
00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,576
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, guys, no, no, no, no.

493
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,109
I got work today.

494
00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:48,676
I have a meeting I can't miss.

495
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:49,443
I need your help.

496
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:51,043
Mom said.

497
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:52,043
- I have a client.
- Good luck.

498
00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:53,010
Taylor's free.

499
00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:54,910
What? Why are you doing that?

500
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,243
- Well, what do you got?
- Yeah, what do you have?

501
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:57,443
- I have things.
- You have things?

502
00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:58,510
My whole afternoon
is filled with things.

503
00:18:58,643 --> 00:18:59,376
- Things?
- Yup.

504
00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:00,410
Did you get fired again?

505
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,243
I don't know what that is.

506
00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:09,309
Well, you're going
to figure it out.

507
00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:10,376
Yep.

508
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,743
So, you're a baby. That's cool.

509
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:27,476
How's that going?

510
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:28,610
What do babies do?

511
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:29,510
They do, uh...

512
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,443
probably what
you're doing right now.

513
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:34,410
Okay, so...

514
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:37,010
You like music?

515
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,743
What kind of music
you listen to?

516
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,843
I got some music for you.
Here you go.

517
00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,143
No?

518
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:54,910
Yeah, I'm not
that impressed myself.

519
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:55,843
Magic?

520
00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:57,676
Everybody loves magic.

521
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:01,443
See these?

522
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,276
I'm gonna make them disappear.

523
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,410
Pay attention.

524
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:04,343
One...

525
00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:05,209
Two...

526
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,043
Three.

527
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,576
Hold on, now.

528
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,109
You game?

529
00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:23,376
Are you a gamer?

530
00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:25,410
My man!

531
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,777
Now you're speaking my language.

532
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,443
I got the game for you, pal.

533
00:20:31,576 --> 00:20:33,410
You ready for this?

534
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,010
This is high quality.

535
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:36,576
You're going to love this.
Buckle up.

536
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:38,643
Okay, you don't like that.

537
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,676
I'm so sorry. What have I done?

538
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,777
Turned on me quick, pal. Um...

539
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,910
No, no, no. That's not good.

540
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:45,977
What's happening? You hungry?

541
00:20:46,109 --> 00:20:47,843
I got some food here.

542
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,243
There's food somewhere.

543
00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:50,410
Food?

544
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:51,443
Great.

545
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,510
Here we go. This will do it.

546
00:20:54,643 --> 00:20:56,010
Don't need
to turn the volume up.

547
00:20:56,143 --> 00:20:57,910
I can hear you fine from here.
Thank you.

548
00:20:58,043 --> 00:20:59,309
This will do it.

549
00:20:59,443 --> 00:21:01,109
I know what this is.

550
00:21:03,777 --> 00:21:04,576
No.

551
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,510
Let's go to the store.

552
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:10,043
Yeah, I am
at the pickup spot.

553
00:21:10,176 --> 00:21:11,476
Where are you?

554
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,176
20 minutes?

555
00:21:13,309 --> 00:21:15,977
How does that even work?

556
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,376
Uh...

557
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,877
You know what? Forget it.
Thank you.

558
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,010
How would you like
get on Santa's "nice list"

559
00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:29,510
by lending me that wagon?

560
00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:31,676
Sure. 50 bucks.

561
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:35,076
That's good. That's good.

562
00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:39,510
Every generation's different.

563
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,176
On behalf of the entire

564
00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:46,877
First Responders
Children's Foundation,

565
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,209
we can't thank you enough

566
00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:50,977
for all the work you're
putting into this event.

567
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,810
Well, we lost one of our own
a few years ago.

568
00:21:54,943 --> 00:21:56,810
I know his family has really
appreciated the support.

569
00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,843
I'm just trying
to pay it forward.

570
00:21:58,977 --> 00:22:01,877
So it's true,
not all heroes wear capes.

571
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,543
So this year,
the goal is 25,000.

572
00:22:04,676 --> 00:22:06,643
In addition
to private donations,

573
00:22:06,777 --> 00:22:09,043
we've got a truckload
of toys coming in,

574
00:22:09,176 --> 00:22:11,109
and, of course,
the fan-favorite auction

575
00:22:11,243 --> 00:22:12,543
to win dinner
with a firefighter.

576
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:15,777
Baby stuff?

577
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:16,676
Aisle one.

578
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:23,209
Aw.

579
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,810
Oh, look at the little bubbie.

580
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:28,076
Wow. He's really
strapped in there.

581
00:22:28,209 --> 00:22:28,910
How old is he?

582
00:22:30,276 --> 00:22:31,443
That many years old?

583
00:22:31,576 --> 00:22:33,743
You know anything
about baby food?

584
00:22:33,877 --> 00:22:35,610
Oh, yeah. Depends
on what you're looking for.

585
00:22:35,743 --> 00:22:38,376
Ready-to-feed, liquid
concentrate, or powdered?

586
00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:40,777
Do you need calcium-fortified,
lactose-free, anti-reflux...

587
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,710
I'm gonna get them all.

588
00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:43,743
Sure.

589
00:22:43,877 --> 00:22:45,810
Hey. Ooh. Uh...

590
00:22:45,943 --> 00:22:47,977
Ahem. I think, uh...

591
00:22:48,109 --> 00:22:49,209
I think he needs
a little diaper change.

592
00:22:51,176 --> 00:22:51,910
Oh, no.

593
00:22:52,043 --> 00:22:53,309
"Little"?

594
00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:56,143
We may have
to evacuate the store.

595
00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,643
Here it is! The home!

596
00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:02,977
The homestead.

597
00:23:03,109 --> 00:23:04,443
Where I reside.

598
00:23:04,576 --> 00:23:06,810
Are you in fashion?

599
00:23:06,943 --> 00:23:07,877
Uh, seamstress.

600
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,777
I have my own little company.

601
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,777
Sew Sue Me.

602
00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,443
Oh, I wasn't judging.

603
00:23:12,576 --> 00:23:14,443
Oh, no, that's
the name of the company.

604
00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:15,777
Like, um, sew...

605
00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:16,676
Sue...

606
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,376
Ah, Susie.

607
00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:19,543
Clever.

608
00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:22,376
So, I guess
you're eager to get started.

609
00:23:24,777 --> 00:23:26,043
Would you like a footstool?

610
00:23:26,176 --> 00:23:27,977
Is... anything else
I can get you?

611
00:23:29,276 --> 00:23:30,476
Uh... Marcel?

612
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,510
Marcel!

613
00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:33,309
Right! Of course!

614
00:23:33,443 --> 00:23:34,276
Marcel?

615
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:35,843
Ooh, there's my baby!

616
00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:37,010
Oh, there he is.

617
00:23:37,143 --> 00:23:39,877
Hello, good sir.

618
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:41,543
So, where
would you like me to sit?

619
00:23:41,676 --> 00:23:44,710
Uh... typically
I find it's best

620
00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:47,543
if the client isn't aware
of the owner's presence.

621
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,476
It helps put them at ease.

622
00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:51,143
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

623
00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:52,476
Incognito.

624
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:58,610
I'll just... be over here.

625
00:23:58,743 --> 00:24:01,109
Uh...
maybe a little further?

626
00:24:01,243 --> 00:24:02,176
More?

627
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:06,243
Oh, even just a shade more.

628
00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:07,710
Like in the next room?

629
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,777
More like in the next house.

630
00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,209
Say no more.

631
00:24:13,209 --> 00:24:14,676
That's better.

632
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,810
Aah!

633
00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:22,610
Okay.

634
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:27,443
Sir, we require customers

635
00:24:27,576 --> 00:24:28,676
to pay for items
before using them,

636
00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:29,610
so they don't...

637
00:24:29,743 --> 00:24:30,510
So they don't what?

638
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:34,543
Take off
in their... getaway wagon?

639
00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:36,510
I'm paying, okay?

640
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,877
Forgot my wallet.

641
00:24:40,743 --> 00:24:41,743
I must have dropped it

642
00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:43,143
when that other child
was robbing me.

643
00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:47,043
Can I interest you
in a watch?

644
00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:57,943
Aah!

645
00:24:58,977 --> 00:25:00,343
Jeepers!

646
00:25:00,476 --> 00:25:01,643
You look possessed.

647
00:25:01,777 --> 00:25:03,410
What are you--
- Shh, shh, shh.

648
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,243
Shh...

649
00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:06,743
You have no idea
what I've seen today.

650
00:25:06,877 --> 00:25:09,810
Okay, I think
you're being a little...

651
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:11,143
I have been sneezed on,
cried on,

652
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,943
spit up on,

653
00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:15,977
as well as several other things
that I don't care to relive.

654
00:25:16,109 --> 00:25:18,410
I was extorted
by a 10-year-old,

655
00:25:18,543 --> 00:25:20,309
escorted
out of two different stores,

656
00:25:20,443 --> 00:25:22,810
accused wrongfully of theft...

657
00:25:22,943 --> 00:25:24,309
It's been, like, two hours.

658
00:25:24,443 --> 00:25:26,109
Well, it feels like a lifetime,
Stephan!

659
00:25:26,243 --> 00:25:27,176
Shh!

660
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:29,910
Shh.

661
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:37,843
If you'll excuse me, I've got
to go retrieve my watch.

662
00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:41,010
- Your watch...
- Don't ask.

663
00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:43,143
There's formula
in the cupboards.

664
00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:45,610
He eats, like,
every seven seconds.

665
00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:49,143
Okay, Mommy Dearest.

666
00:25:49,276 --> 00:25:51,410
I think we'll be just fine.

667
00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:57,910
Uncle Taylor is a little
dramatic, isn't he?

668
00:25:59,710 --> 00:26:01,676
Come to me. Yes.

669
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:02,910
You come to me.

670
00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:06,977
There he is.
Uncle Stephan's got you now.

671
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,410
What shall we do?

672
00:26:08,543 --> 00:26:10,710
Zee world
is your little oyster, huh?

673
00:26:10,843 --> 00:26:11,777
What shall we do?

674
00:26:13,443 --> 00:26:15,743
Oh!

675
00:26:15,877 --> 00:26:17,977
Shall we bake
some Christmas cookies?

676
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,176
Hmm?

677
00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:21,910
I have not attempted zis before
with a baby,

678
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:24,176
but how difficult
can it be, huh?

679
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:29,076
Well, I'm permanently
banned from that store.

680
00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:40,176
I just wanted
to make some cookies.

681
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,710
And then he started crying,

682
00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:45,710
and so I gave him
a bottle, and...

683
00:26:45,843 --> 00:26:47,643
What are you
listening to?

684
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:51,376
It's the only thing that
would make him stop crying.

685
00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:00,810
Well, the cookies are done.

686
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,910
- You gotta support the head.
- I am supporting the head.

687
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,376
If you weren't an actual giant,
there might be room for me.

688
00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:10,443
- I have to support--
- Okay, okay, too close.

689
00:27:10,576 --> 00:27:12,443
You're too close.
You're too close right now.

690
00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:14,143
Tell you what,
you rinse, I support.

691
00:27:14,276 --> 00:27:15,376
Okay. Oof.

692
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,710
There you go.

693
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,710
- You're doing good.
- There you go.

694
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:19,543
All right,
just check the temperature.

695
00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:21,109
It's the same as it was before.

696
00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:22,043
Just check the temperature!

697
00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:23,076
Make sure
you check the temperature.

698
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:24,643
How's this?

699
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,743
Is that good?
Right temperature for you?

700
00:27:26,877 --> 00:27:27,643
Grow up.

701
00:27:27,777 --> 00:27:28,910
I am grown.

702
00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:32,576
Oh, how did you get it
between your toes?

703
00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:33,910
I leave you for one second
with this maniac.

704
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,076
"Maniac," says the guy
banned from the supermarket.

705
00:27:36,209 --> 00:27:37,777
That's not my fault.

706
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:38,977
Children shouldn't be allowed
in grocery stores.

707
00:27:39,109 --> 00:27:40,810
And by "children,"
you're referring to yourself?

708
00:27:40,943 --> 00:27:43,043
You're so superior, huh?
My whole life.

709
00:27:43,176 --> 00:27:44,376
You just think
you're better than me.

710
00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:45,977
Yeah, at not getting banned
from grocery stores? Yeah.

711
00:27:46,109 --> 00:27:47,076
Whatever.

712
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,276
Let's just... get him out.

713
00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:50,476
Good, there we go.

714
00:27:50,610 --> 00:27:51,810
- You ready?
- Yeah.

715
00:27:51,943 --> 00:27:53,376
- You ready?
- Yes.

716
00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:56,543
Okay. One, two, three.

717
00:27:56,676 --> 00:28:01,977
There we go.
Nice and easy, buddy.

718
00:28:02,109 --> 00:28:03,343
Nice and easy.

719
00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:04,777
Don't worry about the floors.

720
00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:06,010
All clean.

721
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,943
That wasn't so bad.

722
00:28:08,076 --> 00:28:09,010
I mean, for you.

723
00:28:09,143 --> 00:28:09,977
It looked like
you were struggling,

724
00:28:10,109 --> 00:28:11,610
but I had a great time.
There you go.

725
00:28:11,743 --> 00:28:12,810
What are you talking about,
"struggling"?

726
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,610
You do the cleanup.
We'll be over here.

727
00:28:14,743 --> 00:28:17,777
Come on.

728
00:28:17,910 --> 00:28:19,877
Unbelievable.

729
00:28:21,943 --> 00:28:24,109
This one? You want that?

730
00:28:25,576 --> 00:28:27,043
Good. Great.

731
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:34,810
How does somebody abandon
a child at Christmas?

732
00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:37,710
Dad would know.

733
00:28:39,777 --> 00:28:41,610
Right.

734
00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:44,143
We don't talk about that
in this house, do we?

735
00:28:44,276 --> 00:28:46,343
We don't talk about anything.

736
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,610
We don't know
the whole story.

737
00:28:48,743 --> 00:28:52,476
You imagine trying to do this
on your own day in, day out?

738
00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:53,943
I'm exhausted.

739
00:28:54,076 --> 00:28:55,010
You're exhausted?

740
00:28:55,143 --> 00:28:56,943
I can't remember
the last time that I ate.

741
00:28:57,076 --> 00:28:59,109
I don't think
I've showered today.

742
00:28:59,243 --> 00:29:00,676
Or sat down, or...

743
00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:05,076
Clean, feed, clean,
it's like the Twilight Zone.

744
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:06,843
Just one minute of me time,

745
00:29:06,977 --> 00:29:08,010
just to get in touch
with myself.

746
00:29:08,143 --> 00:29:08,943
Is that too much to ask?

747
00:29:11,343 --> 00:29:14,777
These clothes
need to be incinerated.

748
00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:27,543
Uhh! Aw!

749
00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:29,209
Aw, I can taste it!

750
00:29:29,343 --> 00:29:30,843
Uh... no.

751
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,109
Again?

752
00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:32,943
Uh, why?

753
00:29:33,076 --> 00:29:34,476
No more.

754
00:29:36,643 --> 00:29:37,710
Are you okay?

755
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,343
That's not natural.
There's something wrong.

756
00:29:42,576 --> 00:29:44,010
Did you buy adult diapers?

757
00:29:44,143 --> 00:29:46,109
Probably. Yeah.

758
00:29:48,343 --> 00:29:51,777
...people just fill their houses
with all sorts of absolute...

759
00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:53,376
I agree.
I wholeheartedly agree.

760
00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:55,376
Baby's First Ornament?

761
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:56,777
It's not really my thing.

762
00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,043
No, it's not my thing.

763
00:29:59,343 --> 00:30:00,209
It is his first Christmas.

764
00:30:00,343 --> 00:30:01,576
It's not like it's not cute.

765
00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:02,376
It's not not cute.

766
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,109
There we go.

767
00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:08,010
There it is.
Does that feel okay?

768
00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:08,877
Pull it away... oh...

769
00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:10,209
What?

770
00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:11,376
That's your foot?

771
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,243
I didn't know
they made 'em that size.

772
00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:15,076
That's your foot
that's so cute.

773
00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:15,843
- Whose is this small?
- So cute.

774
00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:16,710
Taylor?

775
00:30:18,643 --> 00:30:19,777
Fiona. Hi.

776
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,343
- Hi.
- Hi.

777
00:30:21,476 --> 00:30:24,343
We're just, uh,
making Christmas ornaments.

778
00:30:24,476 --> 00:30:26,343
I can see that.

779
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:29,343
Do you want to introduce me
to your baby, or...?

780
00:30:29,476 --> 00:30:31,076
Oh, that's not mine.

781
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,877
No, it's, uh...

782
00:30:33,010 --> 00:30:34,410
we're actually not sure.

783
00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:36,209
You know you can't
take those, right?

784
00:30:36,343 --> 00:30:37,610
There are... laws.

785
00:30:37,743 --> 00:30:38,476
It's Luke's.

786
00:30:39,476 --> 00:30:40,243
Maybe.

787
00:30:40,376 --> 00:30:42,376
May... maybe?

788
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,877
Luke, uh, maybe has a baby.

789
00:30:48,576 --> 00:30:50,743
Okay.

790
00:30:50,877 --> 00:30:52,209
Hey, so, yesterday.

791
00:30:52,343 --> 00:30:53,376
That was crazy.

792
00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:54,676
I had to quit, right?

793
00:30:54,810 --> 00:30:56,076
I mean, come on.

794
00:30:56,209 --> 00:30:57,676
Is that how
we're describing it?

795
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,109
Quitting?

796
00:30:59,243 --> 00:31:02,010
Now your team is left scrambling
to fill the hole you left.

797
00:31:02,143 --> 00:31:03,643
Thanks for blowing that up.

798
00:31:03,777 --> 00:31:06,543
You always do manage
to find a way.

799
00:31:09,309 --> 00:31:12,109
Anyhoo, enjoy your crafting.

800
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,309
She's so cool.

801
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,010
Remind me
why you dumped her again?

802
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:20,176
I didn't.

803
00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:22,576
Ah. Yeah, that makes sense.

804
00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,076
This thing is awesome.

805
00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:25,576
- Uh-huh.
- No hands!

806
00:31:28,543 --> 00:31:30,276
What's up, ding-dongs?

807
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,476
Nice job with the lights!

808
00:31:34,877 --> 00:31:36,243
There's no...
there's no lights up.

809
00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:38,176
That's--that's the joke!

810
00:31:38,309 --> 00:31:40,476
Yeah, thanks, Mark.
Good one.

811
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:42,243
That's all I came to say,
so I'm going to get going.

812
00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:44,343
- Okay.
- Great.

813
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:49,443
- Ma, hi.
- Is that Mom?

814
00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:50,643
- How's Aunt Louise?
- When's she coming home?

815
00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:52,076
Will you please back up?

816
00:31:52,209 --> 00:31:53,410
Well, put it on speaker.

817
00:31:53,543 --> 00:31:54,977
Personal space.

818
00:31:55,109 --> 00:31:57,276
Hold on, wait.

819
00:31:57,410 --> 00:31:58,743
- What?
- What?

820
00:31:58,877 --> 00:31:59,576
- No.
- What?

821
00:32:02,676 --> 00:32:04,810
They took it well. Ish.

822
00:32:04,943 --> 00:32:07,410
You do not have
to spend the night.

823
00:32:07,543 --> 00:32:09,076
The doctors
are just being cautious.

824
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:11,309
You have a concussion.

825
00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:14,143
And you have a baby
to look after.

826
00:32:14,276 --> 00:32:16,076
They're three grown men.

827
00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:17,643
Sort of.

828
00:32:17,777 --> 00:32:20,810
When I called, Stephan
and Taylor were together,

829
00:32:20,943 --> 00:32:22,076
which is... rare.

830
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:24,010
This might be good for them.

831
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,410
They were so close when they
were little, the three of them.

832
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:29,877
And then Gary left,
everything changed.

833
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:32,176
They just closed off
from each other.

834
00:32:32,309 --> 00:32:36,510
Sometimes we forget
how much we need one another.

835
00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:38,343
Thank you for being here.

836
00:32:38,476 --> 00:32:40,476
It's what we do.

837
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:45,476
Imagine having
no one to turn to,

838
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,877
and your only option
is a fire station.

839
00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,977
It's heartbreaking.

840
00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:53,810
I want to be
that someone for her,

841
00:32:53,943 --> 00:32:57,543
so that she knows
she's not alone.

842
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,476
We all deserve second chances.

843
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,710
Especially at Christmas.

844
00:33:01,843 --> 00:33:03,510
We do.

845
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:09,643
It says right here.

846
00:33:09,777 --> 00:33:14,043
Insert hex bolt A
into socket C.

847
00:33:14,176 --> 00:33:14,910
...uh-huh.

848
00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:16,810
Oh, insert hex...

849
00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:19,276
oh, that's the lower C tube.

850
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:20,376
Okay. Upper C tube.

851
00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:22,143
Wait a minute.

852
00:33:22,276 --> 00:33:23,910
Oh!

853
00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:28,376
You have a degree.

854
00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:31,576
How are you struggling
to read simple instructions

855
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,543
that are...

856
00:33:33,676 --> 00:33:34,610
I don't like this.

857
00:33:34,743 --> 00:33:36,443
It's like they want you
to throw things.

858
00:33:36,576 --> 00:33:37,576
Where's Luke?
He said that he would...

859
00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:38,576
Shh!

860
00:33:40,576 --> 00:33:41,676
He's asleep!

861
00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:45,543
What do we do?

862
00:33:45,676 --> 00:33:46,810
I don't know.

863
00:33:51,243 --> 00:33:52,743
Do...

864
00:33:52,877 --> 00:33:54,376
not...

865
00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:55,910
move.

866
00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,443
Honeys, I'm home!

867
00:33:59,443 --> 00:34:01,476
What a day!

868
00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:03,010
Baby's crying.

869
00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:04,543
Hours we spent

870
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,710
trying to get
this baby to sleep...

871
00:34:06,843 --> 00:34:08,877
And you come waltzing in
from who knows where,

872
00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:09,977
at all hours of the night...

873
00:34:10,109 --> 00:34:10,943
It's 7:30.

874
00:34:11,076 --> 00:34:12,777
Exactly.

875
00:34:12,910 --> 00:34:14,843
I had a... a thing.

876
00:34:14,977 --> 00:34:16,443
Oh, you had a thing.

877
00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:17,610
- Oh.
- He had a thing.

878
00:34:17,743 --> 00:34:18,510
He had a thing.
He had a thing.

879
00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:21,476
Interesting. What was her name?

880
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:23,343
- What?
- You heard us.

881
00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:25,476
What was her name?

882
00:34:25,610 --> 00:34:28,543
Okay, where's Mom?

883
00:34:28,676 --> 00:34:32,010
Oh, she's with
Aunt Louise for the night.

884
00:34:32,143 --> 00:34:33,276
Doctor's orders.

885
00:34:33,410 --> 00:34:34,710
Which you would know

886
00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:36,977
if you responded to a single
text message from us, ever.

887
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,977
They're just usually
annoying cat GIFs.

888
00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,810
How dare you?

889
00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:46,309
Those are absolutely adorable.
Don't let him get to you.

890
00:34:46,443 --> 00:34:49,076
I know.

891
00:34:50,743 --> 00:34:52,977
Okay.

892
00:34:53,109 --> 00:34:54,543
Why don't you two
take a breather before you,

893
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:55,843
I dunno, evaporate?

894
00:34:55,977 --> 00:34:57,676
It's just a baby.

895
00:34:57,810 --> 00:34:59,877
- Just a baby.
- Just a baby.

896
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,276
Hear that? He's just a baby.

897
00:35:01,410 --> 00:35:02,576
Ridiculous.

898
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:04,043
Just a baby.
-"Just a baby," he says.

899
00:35:04,176 --> 00:35:06,710
You'll see.

900
00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:11,610
♪ Jingle bells ♪

901
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,476
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

902
00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:18,576
There we are. Perfect. Hey!

903
00:35:18,710 --> 00:35:20,309
What's happening here?

904
00:35:20,443 --> 00:35:21,276
...put these in here...

905
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,943
What is this?

906
00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:24,209
Are you baking?

907
00:35:24,343 --> 00:35:25,243
And singing?

908
00:35:25,376 --> 00:35:26,977
Yeah.

909
00:35:27,109 --> 00:35:28,143
I had a little time after
my workout this morning,

910
00:35:28,276 --> 00:35:30,810
so I figured
I'd whip up some cookies.

911
00:35:30,943 --> 00:35:33,977
Well, well, well,
I can't wait to see what...

912
00:35:35,243 --> 00:35:36,209
What's happening here?

913
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,143
Did you bake? Did he bake?
Did you bake?

914
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:40,410
Why aren't they burnt?

915
00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:42,376
Why isn't the baby crying?
Why aren't you crying?

916
00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:44,610
Whatever.
We warmed him up for you.

917
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:45,910
Talk to us after
you've changed a--

918
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:47,376
Diaper?

919
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:48,243
Already have.

920
00:35:48,376 --> 00:35:49,877
Well, good luck with--

921
00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:50,943
Feeding?

922
00:35:51,076 --> 00:35:52,443
Bottled, burped,
and bathed, boys.

923
00:35:52,576 --> 00:35:56,076
Oh, and I assembled
that swing.

924
00:35:56,209 --> 00:35:57,643
I'm going to run these
down to the station.

925
00:35:57,777 --> 00:35:59,309
Spread a little
Christmas cheer.

926
00:35:59,443 --> 00:36:02,610
You guys just relax.

927
00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,143
Isn't that right?

928
00:36:04,276 --> 00:36:05,810
We're going to go down there
and say hi to everyone?

929
00:36:05,943 --> 00:36:07,843
Give them some cookies?

930
00:36:07,977 --> 00:36:09,143
Let's get you
nice and safe in here.

931
00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:10,476
That's right.

932
00:36:15,309 --> 00:36:17,076
Uncle Luke's got this.

933
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,343
Everything okay?

934
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,476
Oh, it's just...

935
00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:30,043
I thought it might be
about the baby.

936
00:36:30,176 --> 00:36:31,209
The baby?

937
00:36:31,343 --> 00:36:33,309
Oh, uh... not mine.

938
00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:36,176
I'm... we're just looking after
him for a few days until...

939
00:36:36,309 --> 00:36:37,376
Oh!

940
00:36:38,476 --> 00:36:40,176
Is this one of your methods?

941
00:36:40,309 --> 00:36:41,109
Should I hide too?

942
00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:42,510
Oh...

943
00:36:42,643 --> 00:36:44,943
Uh, no. No, it's not...

944
00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:48,710
No, I'm hoping that that man
over there won't see me.

945
00:36:49,777 --> 00:36:51,543
Oh!

946
00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:53,610
Trouble with the IRS?

947
00:36:53,743 --> 00:36:54,810
One time, my sister...

948
00:36:54,943 --> 00:36:57,376
What? No.

949
00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:59,810
No, he works
at the local animal rescue.

950
00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:03,777
He wants me to do a talk
on responsible pet adoption.

951
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,209
Oh. Well, you should!

952
00:37:05,343 --> 00:37:06,877
You'd be great.

953
00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:08,877
No, I wouldn't...

954
00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,076
be great.

955
00:37:10,209 --> 00:37:11,543
I'm not, I'm not good
with, uh, people.

956
00:37:11,676 --> 00:37:14,543
Or person, singular.

957
00:37:14,676 --> 00:37:16,543
People are very unpredictable,

958
00:37:16,676 --> 00:37:18,343
and I'm not a big fan
of surprises.

959
00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:23,276
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you.

960
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:26,010
It's just nice to know

961
00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:27,743
that I'm not
the only one who...

962
00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:29,343
Who?

963
00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:31,910
I know I can be a lot sometimes.

964
00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:34,676
Um, I talk a lot
when I'm nervous,

965
00:37:34,810 --> 00:37:36,510
happy, or sad.

966
00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:39,010
All the time, really.

967
00:37:39,143 --> 00:37:40,576
When I was younger, they
called me jittering Susie,

968
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:42,010
because I would never sit still,

969
00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:43,276
and my mom was always telling me
to be quiet,

970
00:37:43,410 --> 00:37:45,010
but nope, I was just
talk, talk, talk, talk,

971
00:37:45,143 --> 00:37:46,910
like... like what I'm doing
right now.

972
00:37:47,043 --> 00:37:49,343
Yeah, we're not, uh,

973
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:50,343
anything alike.

974
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:54,643
Yeah. Nope. I guess not.

975
00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:58,176
Listen...

976
00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,576
Ah! He's back!

977
00:38:01,376 --> 00:38:03,276
Have you had a chance
to think about my offer?

978
00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:05,143
Uh...

979
00:38:05,276 --> 00:38:07,109
You work with animals, right?

980
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,576
Yeah.

981
00:38:08,710 --> 00:38:10,510
Well, I have
a question for you.

982
00:38:10,643 --> 00:38:11,843
Do you know anything
about flea control?

983
00:38:11,977 --> 00:38:14,076
'Cause I know this labradoodle
who is so itchy...

984
00:38:18,209 --> 00:38:20,243
And all this time,
I imagined you'd be

985
00:38:20,376 --> 00:38:22,109
in this big old house
all by yourself.

986
00:38:22,243 --> 00:38:24,209
Oh, he's... he's not...

987
00:38:29,209 --> 00:38:30,576
Looks like his papa!

988
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:31,610
There's no baby.

989
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,576
He's not... I'm just...

990
00:38:33,710 --> 00:38:35,710
I'm looking after him
for someone.

991
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,309
I see.

992
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,443
Yeah. What do you think?

993
00:38:39,576 --> 00:38:40,610
What do you think? Huh?

994
00:38:40,743 --> 00:38:42,943
Imagine a tree
right there.

995
00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:44,743
Stockings hung.

996
00:38:44,877 --> 00:38:46,176
Blazing fire.

997
00:38:46,309 --> 00:38:50,576
Laughter. Music. Family.

998
00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:53,076
Yeah, makes a big house
not seem so small.

999
00:38:58,610 --> 00:38:59,243
It's good to see you, man.

1000
00:38:59,376 --> 00:39:00,643
Yeah.

1001
00:39:00,777 --> 00:39:02,410
You guys are crushing it
over at Funnen.

1002
00:39:02,543 --> 00:39:03,810
- Oh...
- Word on the street

1003
00:39:03,943 --> 00:39:05,810
is Limitless Horizon
is gonna blow the doors off.

1004
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:07,309
- Oh.
- Did you do the interface?

1005
00:39:08,309 --> 00:39:09,076
Who else?

1006
00:39:10,309 --> 00:39:11,543
Humble too.

1007
00:39:11,676 --> 00:39:13,243
We could use
a homerun like you.

1008
00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:15,076
How do I clone you? Hmm?

1009
00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:16,810
Well, it's funny
you mention that, Christian,

1010
00:39:16,943 --> 00:39:17,977
because, uh...

1011
00:39:18,109 --> 00:39:20,010
you may not have to.

1012
00:39:20,143 --> 00:39:21,910
Really?

1013
00:39:22,043 --> 00:39:23,076
Yeah, if you're looking...

1014
00:39:24,276 --> 00:39:25,476
What?

1015
00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:26,710
Uh, no, it's nothing.

1016
00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,309
It's, um...

1017
00:39:28,443 --> 00:39:30,010
If I bring you on board,

1018
00:39:30,143 --> 00:39:31,376
it's a little like

1019
00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:33,243
tossing a brick
in a washing machine.

1020
00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:34,743
Okay.

1021
00:39:34,877 --> 00:39:36,510
It throws off the balance,
is all.

1022
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,410
Sure.

1023
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,143
Yeah.

1024
00:39:40,276 --> 00:39:41,410
Yeah, of course.

1025
00:39:44,376 --> 00:39:45,543
But more specifically?

1026
00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:48,343
Moire specifically, um,

1027
00:39:48,476 --> 00:39:51,910
you are...
a wrecking ball.

1028
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:53,510
Okay.

1029
00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:56,010
I mean, I love you, man, I do,

1030
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,176
but you know
how you are.

1031
00:39:58,309 --> 00:40:00,977
Yeah. Mm-hmm. I know me.

1032
00:40:01,109 --> 00:40:03,243
- You know you. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1033
00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:06,643
I'll get the beers, though. Definitely.

1034
00:40:06,777 --> 00:40:09,643
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Mm-hmm.

1035
00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:11,476
All right,
well, that's everything.

1036
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,510
We're honored

1037
00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:13,743
to be helping out
the fundraiser again.

1038
00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:15,010
If there's
anything else you need,

1039
00:40:15,143 --> 00:40:16,243
just say the word.

1040
00:40:16,376 --> 00:40:17,209
Oh, this is perfect.

1041
00:40:17,343 --> 00:40:19,176
Thanks so much.

1042
00:40:22,977 --> 00:40:25,743
Oh, boy.

1043
00:40:25,877 --> 00:40:27,276
Some people really gotta keep
a better eye on their kids.

1044
00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:31,043
All right. Well, thanks again.

1045
00:40:31,176 --> 00:40:32,010
Okay, bye.

1046
00:40:32,143 --> 00:40:33,810
All right, bud.

1047
00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:39,710
- Finally!
- Where were you?

1048
00:40:39,843 --> 00:40:41,576
- Did something happen to...
- Shh!

1049
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,143
You're like two old ladies.

1050
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,810
Well, when you don't hear
from somebody all day...

1051
00:40:47,943 --> 00:40:48,877
We were worried.
We had no idea...

1052
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:50,309
We were worried. No idea.

1053
00:40:50,443 --> 00:40:51,309
Okay, okay.
We went to the house.

1054
00:40:51,443 --> 00:40:52,810
Picked up some toys.
Got some groceries.

1055
00:40:52,943 --> 00:40:54,576
You feel like Greek?
I'm cooking.

1056
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:57,176
Like I said,
Uncle Luke's got this.

1057
00:40:57,309 --> 00:40:59,076
Who is this guy?

1058
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:01,710
How's little Thomas doing?

1059
00:41:04,209 --> 00:41:06,343
Shh.

1060
00:41:12,209 --> 00:41:15,610
Uh... Luke?

1061
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,643
Yes, Stephan?

1062
00:41:17,777 --> 00:41:18,576
Whose baby is this?

1063
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,710
Ha ha.

1064
00:41:20,843 --> 00:41:22,710
Don't you think that
that joke's a little played out?

1065
00:41:22,843 --> 00:41:24,443
No, for real.

1066
00:41:24,576 --> 00:41:25,877
Whose baby is this?

1067
00:41:37,109 --> 00:41:38,443
Yeah...

1068
00:41:38,576 --> 00:41:40,710
that's not ours.

1069
00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:47,576
Again, I am so sorry
for the mixup.

1070
00:41:47,710 --> 00:41:50,176
Could have happened
to anyone, right?

1071
00:41:50,309 --> 00:41:52,643
No. This is a first.

1072
00:41:54,576 --> 00:41:55,376
Relax, boys.

1073
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:56,610
Uncle Luke's got this one.

1074
00:41:56,743 --> 00:41:58,209
Oh, come on,
you're just chapped

1075
00:41:58,343 --> 00:41:59,910
because you couldn't hack it
for two hours on your own.

1076
00:42:00,109 --> 00:42:01,410
I make one little mistake--

1077
00:42:01,543 --> 00:42:02,943
You lost a baby.

1078
00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:05,443
Kinda like you, but with jobs.

1079
00:42:05,576 --> 00:42:06,510
Could you guys
knock it off?

1080
00:42:06,643 --> 00:42:08,476
It could be very traumatic

1081
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,410
for babies to hear
mom and dad argue.

1082
00:42:10,543 --> 00:42:12,010
Or dad and dad.

1083
00:42:12,143 --> 00:42:14,076
Or dad and dad and dad.

1084
00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:15,743
He started it.

1085
00:42:15,877 --> 00:42:17,243
Do that again.

1086
00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:18,243
Oh, like this?

1087
00:42:20,209 --> 00:42:22,309
Ooh, yeah,
you're a firefighter.

1088
00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:24,610
Oh, super!

1089
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,309
Mom's favorite decoration.

1090
00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:27,476
What did you do?

1091
00:42:27,610 --> 00:42:28,810
I didn't do that.

1092
00:42:28,943 --> 00:42:29,743
- You did that.
- No, you did that.

1093
00:42:29,877 --> 00:42:31,243
You half-Nelsoned me.

1094
00:42:31,376 --> 00:42:32,476
Hi, Mom!

1095
00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:33,343
- Hi, Mom!
- Oh, hey, Mom!

1096
00:42:33,476 --> 00:42:35,510
Hi! Oh...

1097
00:42:35,643 --> 00:42:37,576
This is a lovely surprise.

1098
00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,076
is that the baby?
What's wrong?

1099
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:40,176
Were you fighting?

1100
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,843
Can I... can I see him?

1101
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,977
Nope, we're not fighting.
No, no, no.

1102
00:42:44,109 --> 00:42:45,777
No, no, the baby's fine.

1103
00:42:47,243 --> 00:42:48,743
Yep. That's definitely him

1104
00:42:48,877 --> 00:42:51,176
and not some random baby
Luke grabbed from the toy store.

1105
00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:55,143
Mom, so, how are the roads?

1106
00:42:55,276 --> 00:42:56,476
Doesn't look
like you're in a car.

1107
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,843
How's Aunt Louise?

1108
00:42:57,977 --> 00:42:59,443
She's getting better.

1109
00:42:59,576 --> 00:43:01,376
Hi, sweetheart.

1110
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:04,243
I'm afraid she won't
be joining us this year,

1111
00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:06,010
and I don't know
how to say this,

1112
00:43:06,143 --> 00:43:08,676
but the pass is closed,

1113
00:43:08,810 --> 00:43:11,309
so I'm... stuck here too.

1114
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:17,109
Hello?

1115
00:43:19,176 --> 00:43:20,010
Yep.

1116
00:43:20,143 --> 00:43:20,910
We're here, Mom.

1117
00:43:21,043 --> 00:43:22,343
I'm sorry.

1118
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:25,510
I just wanted this Christmas
to be special for once,

1119
00:43:25,643 --> 00:43:26,810
but I don't know

1120
00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:29,176
if we'll be back in time
to celebrate at all,

1121
00:43:29,309 --> 00:43:31,910
and you're alone
with a baby.

1122
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,643
This is a disaster.

1123
00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:35,476
Mom, no, no, no, no, no.
Mom, Mom, Mom.

1124
00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:36,410
Don't do this.

1125
00:43:36,543 --> 00:43:37,410
Okay? Don't do this.

1126
00:43:37,543 --> 00:43:39,076
We'll figure it out.

1127
00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:41,910
We got this.
Right? We got this.

1128
00:43:42,043 --> 00:43:43,710
- Yep.
- We got it.

1129
00:43:43,843 --> 00:43:45,676
Yeah, we got this.

1130
00:43:45,810 --> 00:43:46,576
Well, just, um...

1131
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,143
try to get along.

1132
00:43:48,276 --> 00:43:49,977
Call me if you need anything.

1133
00:43:50,109 --> 00:43:51,476
I'll keep the phone nearby.
All right?

1134
00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:52,410
Love you, Mom.

1135
00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:53,710
- Love you, Ma.
- Yeah, love you.

1136
00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:55,010
Bye, Mom. Love you.

1137
00:43:55,143 --> 00:43:56,777
Bye.

1138
00:43:58,476 --> 00:43:59,309
This is bad.

1139
00:43:59,443 --> 00:44:00,710
This is so bad.

1140
00:44:00,843 --> 00:44:01,576
Oh, come on.

1141
00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:02,977
What do you care?

1142
00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:04,309
I'll be handling everything.
As usual.

1143
00:44:04,443 --> 00:44:05,410
As usual?

1144
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:06,543
Yes, as usual.

1145
00:44:06,676 --> 00:44:07,910
We've been looking
after him the whole day.

1146
00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:09,410
Guys! Guys! Hey!

1147
00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:10,877
Enough!

1148
00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:13,076
Look at this guy.
Look at this baby.

1149
00:44:13,209 --> 00:44:14,443
Look at this boy.

1150
00:44:14,576 --> 00:44:15,910
He's all alone.

1151
00:44:16,043 --> 00:44:18,576
He's got nobody.

1152
00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:19,910
On Christmas!

1153
00:44:20,043 --> 00:44:21,243
We're all he has,

1154
00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:25,376
and you guys are arguing
about... I don't even know what.

1155
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:29,143
None of us
have done a good job

1156
00:44:29,276 --> 00:44:31,410
of looking after this little guy
on our own.

1157
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,376
None of us.

1158
00:44:32,510 --> 00:44:35,543
So, new plan.

1159
00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:38,643
Starting tomorrow
until Mom gets back,

1160
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,276
it's all hands on deck.

1161
00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:42,743
Okay? We're doing this together.

1162
00:44:42,877 --> 00:44:43,676
For baby.

1163
00:44:47,543 --> 00:44:48,309
Got it?

1164
00:44:52,843 --> 00:44:53,910
Yeah.

1165
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:05,676
Huh.

1166
00:45:05,810 --> 00:45:07,143
I remember this
being a lot cooler

1167
00:45:07,276 --> 00:45:08,209
when I was a kid.

1168
00:45:08,343 --> 00:45:10,943
Everything was cooler
when we were kids.

1169
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:12,510
That's 'cause
there's nothing here...

1170
00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,877
except for homemade
cranberry sauce

1171
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:16,376
and parents
looking for the exit.

1172
00:45:16,510 --> 00:45:17,376
I didn't hear
any better ideas.

1173
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:20,043
Trampoline park
was not a better idea.

1174
00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,276
Neither was
ride in a firetruck.

1175
00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:22,510
Oh, says you.

1176
00:45:22,643 --> 00:45:24,010
What do people
even do with babies?

1177
00:45:24,143 --> 00:45:26,309
They're like
potatoes with arms.

1178
00:45:26,443 --> 00:45:28,309
We're here to replace
the statue you guys broke.

1179
00:45:30,109 --> 00:45:32,443
Look, guys...

1180
00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:33,309
it's still here.

1181
00:45:33,443 --> 00:45:35,443
No. No.

1182
00:45:35,576 --> 00:45:37,443
We're not taking this baby
ice skating.

1183
00:45:37,576 --> 00:45:38,510
Come on.

1184
00:45:38,643 --> 00:45:40,343
We gotta at least
check it out.

1185
00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:42,710
Fi. Fiona. Hey.

1186
00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:45,810
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?

1187
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:47,810
Twice in two days.
What luck.

1188
00:45:47,943 --> 00:45:49,043
You here alone?

1189
00:45:49,176 --> 00:45:50,376
Actually, I'm on a date.

1190
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:51,610
Oh.

1191
00:45:51,743 --> 00:45:53,276
With my niece.

1192
00:45:53,410 --> 00:45:54,143
Oh.

1193
00:45:59,109 --> 00:46:02,710
Well, it looks like you've got
a whole hockey team now.

1194
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,076
Yeah.

1195
00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:05,376
It's tough to get the skates
on his little feet,

1196
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:06,877
but once you do... Gretzky.

1197
00:46:09,076 --> 00:46:10,676
Did you go skating already?

1198
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,610
Uh, no.

1199
00:46:11,743 --> 00:46:13,576
I forgot my gloves, actually.

1200
00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:15,943
Take mine.

1201
00:46:16,076 --> 00:46:17,743
Oh... no. That's okay.

1202
00:46:17,877 --> 00:46:19,209
Come on.
You drove all the way here.

1203
00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:20,243
Paid a dollar for parking.

1204
00:46:20,376 --> 00:46:21,777
Just take 'em.

1205
00:46:24,977 --> 00:46:25,710
Okay.

1206
00:46:26,643 --> 00:46:27,676
Uh, thank you.

1207
00:46:27,810 --> 00:46:31,676
I guess I will
get these back to you somehow.

1208
00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:32,877
It's no problem.

1209
00:46:33,843 --> 00:46:35,276
Okay.

1210
00:46:35,410 --> 00:46:36,510
Have fun.

1211
00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:43,543
Hmm.

1212
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,010
- Don't.
- Yeah, no.

1213
00:46:46,143 --> 00:46:48,943
It's just, you know,
you guys were good together.

1214
00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,443
You ever think about
patching things up?

1215
00:46:50,576 --> 00:46:52,209
She thinks I'm a loudmouth,

1216
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:55,443
self-centered, with no regard
for anybody but myself.

1217
00:46:55,576 --> 00:46:57,710
This is where we're
supposed to disagree?

1218
00:46:57,843 --> 00:46:59,376
Wouldn't hurt.
Wouldn't hurt.

1219
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,076
Don't be so hard
on yourself, man.

1220
00:47:04,777 --> 00:47:06,810
You got a lot
of good qualities too.

1221
00:47:06,943 --> 00:47:08,243
Wow.

1222
00:47:08,376 --> 00:47:09,977
Thanks.

1223
00:47:10,109 --> 00:47:11,243
I appreciate that.

1224
00:47:11,376 --> 00:47:13,510
You're going to be able
to jump like that one day.

1225
00:47:16,643 --> 00:47:19,243
Oh...

1226
00:47:19,376 --> 00:47:20,109
You won't be smiling
like that

1227
00:47:20,243 --> 00:47:21,343
when all your teeth fall out.

1228
00:47:21,476 --> 00:47:23,109
You're right.
I'll be smiling like this.

1229
00:47:27,143 --> 00:47:28,676
Oh, man.

1230
00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:30,510
You guys remember doing this
when we were kids?

1231
00:47:30,643 --> 00:47:33,410
Mom still talks about that day.

1232
00:47:33,543 --> 00:47:36,576
Ah, I remember it
like it was yesterday.

1233
00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:38,209
It was freezing out.

1234
00:47:40,043 --> 00:47:41,510
Hi.

1235
00:47:41,643 --> 00:47:42,610
What sizes do these come in?

1236
00:47:42,743 --> 00:47:43,877
...parked at the far end
of the parking lot...

1237
00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:47,176
For baby.

1238
00:47:47,309 --> 00:47:49,010
...gymnastics, and I'm, like,
limping along,

1239
00:47:49,143 --> 00:47:50,777
trying to get here,
Mom's hustling us along,

1240
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:51,910
Taylor's crying...

1241
00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:57,743
♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

1242
00:47:57,877 --> 00:48:03,309
♪ You should have seen me now ♪

1243
00:48:03,443 --> 00:48:07,710
♪ I said Merry Christmas, baby ♪

1244
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:13,810
♪ You should have seen me now ♪

1245
00:48:13,943 --> 00:48:16,309
♪ Buy me a tambourine
for Christmas ♪

1246
00:48:21,043 --> 00:48:22,476
You know, today was...

1247
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:23,343
Surprising.

1248
00:48:24,877 --> 00:48:25,710
Yeah.

1249
00:48:25,843 --> 00:48:27,543
It was kind of nice.

1250
00:48:27,676 --> 00:48:28,777
I wouldn't go that far.

1251
00:48:30,376 --> 00:48:33,276
Maybe he'll go to bed.
Come here. Come here, bud.

1252
00:48:36,276 --> 00:48:37,676
You know, you guys aren't
half bad to hang out with.

1253
00:48:37,810 --> 00:48:41,910
Maybe we could do it again.

1254
00:48:42,043 --> 00:48:43,043
Sometime.

1255
00:48:43,176 --> 00:48:44,010
I mean,
not the Christmas Market.

1256
00:48:44,143 --> 00:48:45,843
That was actually
a pretty great idea.

1257
00:48:47,443 --> 00:48:49,343
Oh, hey, Tay.

1258
00:48:49,476 --> 00:48:50,343
Feeling the Christmas.

1259
00:48:52,109 --> 00:48:53,243
I mean, yeah.

1260
00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:55,010
Why not?

1261
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:57,176
Maybe this year.

1262
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,977
For baby.

1263
00:48:59,109 --> 00:49:00,109
Of course, yeah.

1264
00:49:00,243 --> 00:49:02,476
- For baby.
- For baby.

1265
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:07,376
ne.

1266
00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:08,476
It's not. It's called sterilization.

1267
00:49:08,610 --> 00:49:10,076
No, you don't need to boil it.

1268
00:49:10,209 --> 00:49:11,209
You have to boil it.

1269
00:49:11,343 --> 00:49:12,410
You're going to burn
the baby's lips.

1270
00:49:12,543 --> 00:49:13,710
I'm not going to burn the baby.

1271
00:49:13,843 --> 00:49:15,043
What, do you boil your hands
before you hold the baby?

1272
00:49:15,176 --> 00:49:16,476
- If I could...
- Oh, I know you would.

1273
00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:17,877
I didn't even know
we were supposed to wash it.

1274
00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:19,343
- Aw...
- Aw...

1275
00:49:19,476 --> 00:49:20,877
- Oh...
- Come on.

1276
00:49:21,010 --> 00:49:22,843
How did Mom even do it?

1277
00:49:22,977 --> 00:49:24,710
There's three of us,
and we're lost.

1278
00:49:24,843 --> 00:49:25,843
Yeah, she had three.

1279
00:49:25,977 --> 00:49:27,810
She still has three.

1280
00:49:27,943 --> 00:49:28,977
She cooks, she cleans...

1281
00:49:29,109 --> 00:49:29,810
Laundry.

1282
00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,810
Not all the time.

1283
00:49:34,476 --> 00:49:36,243
And not one complaint.

1284
00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:37,243
Ever.

1285
00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:40,309
That's true. Never.

1286
00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:42,610
And what have we
ever given her in return?

1287
00:49:46,109 --> 00:49:47,543
Nothing.

1288
00:49:47,676 --> 00:49:50,276
But we can.

1289
00:49:52,309 --> 00:49:53,376
What do you say
we finally give Mom

1290
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:54,276
the Christmas she deserves?

1291
00:49:57,610 --> 00:49:59,510
Starting with a better tree.

1292
00:49:59,643 --> 00:50:01,576
Oh, that's a good one.

1293
00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:03,076
Look at the structure, coverage.

1294
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,676
Pine?

1295
00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:06,076
Absolutely not.

1296
00:50:06,209 --> 00:50:07,309
That's like volunteering

1297
00:50:07,443 --> 00:50:08,977
to bring wine
to Christmas dinner

1298
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:10,309
and then showing up
with a zinfandel blend.

1299
00:50:10,443 --> 00:50:12,309
Okay, well, then, why don't
you tell us which one,

1300
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:13,076
Mr. Christmas?

1301
00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:15,010
Fir.

1302
00:50:15,143 --> 00:50:16,710
The noble fir, my noble sirs,

1303
00:50:16,843 --> 00:50:17,743
is the noblest of noble...

1304
00:50:17,877 --> 00:50:19,243
fir sure.

1305
00:50:19,376 --> 00:50:20,777
Did you just make that up?

1306
00:50:22,043 --> 00:50:23,476
Yeah, we're not doing that.

1307
00:50:27,843 --> 00:50:28,843
You guys remember
that fake tree

1308
00:50:28,977 --> 00:50:30,143
Mom used to haul out every year?

1309
00:50:30,276 --> 00:50:31,977
And the time we made
Taylor wear it for Halloween.

1310
00:50:33,777 --> 00:50:35,176
What ever happened
to that tree?

1311
00:50:35,309 --> 00:50:37,209
You rolled down the hill
behind the school.

1312
00:50:37,343 --> 00:50:38,176
You snapped all the branches.

1313
00:50:38,309 --> 00:50:39,476
Really?

1314
00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:40,810
You remember
jamming it back into the box,

1315
00:50:40,943 --> 00:50:41,843
and then Mom pulling it out
that Christmas

1316
00:50:41,977 --> 00:50:43,010
and then losing her mind on us?

1317
00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,209
No, it was Dad.

1318
00:50:44,343 --> 00:50:45,810
- It was Mom.
- No, it was Dad.

1319
00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:46,910
It was the year he left.

1320
00:50:47,043 --> 00:50:48,276
It was Mom.

1321
00:50:50,476 --> 00:50:52,510
Yeah, he's right.

1322
00:50:56,843 --> 00:51:00,209
Hey, why don't we
let Thomas decide?

1323
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:03,977
Okay, buddy?

1324
00:51:04,109 --> 00:51:07,276
Blink once for fir,
twice for spruce.

1325
00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:09,510
11 times for pine.

1326
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:14,209
Yeah. Yeah.

1327
00:51:14,343 --> 00:51:16,109
What up, nerds?

1328
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,643
If it isn't
the three Scrooges.

1329
00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:20,209
If you need any decorating tips,
let me know.

1330
00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:22,943
Channel 7's three-time champ,
Spirit of Christmas.

1331
00:51:23,076 --> 00:51:23,777
What's up?

1332
00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:24,877
No big deal.

1333
00:51:25,010 --> 00:51:25,910
Spirit of what?

1334
00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:26,943
What, do you live under a rock?

1335
00:51:27,076 --> 00:51:28,576
Every year, they pick
five houses

1336
00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,943
to decide what's most festive.

1337
00:51:30,076 --> 00:51:31,710
This year, the prize
is a cruise.

1338
00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:32,943
That's rad.

1339
00:51:33,076 --> 00:51:34,643
Looks like I'll be
in Turks and Caicos

1340
00:51:34,777 --> 00:51:35,943
sunnin' my buns off.

1341
00:51:36,076 --> 00:51:38,476
You turkeys will be here
freezing your baubles off.

1342
00:51:38,610 --> 00:51:39,543
Is that it? We done?

1343
00:51:39,676 --> 00:51:41,543
Yeah, that was it.

1344
00:51:41,676 --> 00:51:43,376
That guy was
bad enough in high school.

1345
00:51:43,510 --> 00:51:45,243
For once, I would love
to shove him in a locker.

1346
00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:46,143
Or worse.

1347
00:51:47,343 --> 00:51:48,410
Maybe we can.

1348
00:51:48,543 --> 00:51:52,610
You know who's never
been on a cruise before?

1349
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:53,910
Mom.

1350
00:51:56,376 --> 00:51:57,610
It's a little too busy. Right?

1351
00:51:57,743 --> 00:51:58,443
Yeah, there's too much
going on.

1352
00:51:58,576 --> 00:52:00,109
Gaudy. It's too much.

1353
00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:02,977
That's nice. Classy.
Understated. Tells a story.

1354
00:52:03,109 --> 00:52:03,943
White. Predominantly white.

1355
00:52:06,309 --> 00:52:07,810
This is everything I got.

1356
00:52:07,943 --> 00:52:09,610
We're decorating a house,

1357
00:52:09,743 --> 00:52:11,209
not re-enacting
the fall of Rome.

1358
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:15,610
- Okay, okay. Easy, now.
- Whoa. Whoa.

1359
00:52:15,743 --> 00:52:18,010
Okay, easy.
This is a safe creative space.

1360
00:52:18,143 --> 00:52:19,043
All ideas welcome.

1361
00:52:19,176 --> 00:52:21,843
All right? I say
we start with a theme.

1362
00:52:21,977 --> 00:52:23,510
Medieval Christmas.

1363
00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,043
Anyone? Theme?

1364
00:52:27,977 --> 00:52:29,143
Medieval Christmas.

1365
00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:32,643
Anyone? Anyone at all?

1366
00:52:32,777 --> 00:52:33,610
Medieval Christmas.

1367
00:52:33,743 --> 00:52:34,476
Luke?

1368
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:35,877
Christmas Christmas?

1369
00:52:39,410 --> 00:52:40,209
Fi?

1370
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,543
- Oh...
- What are you doing here?

1371
00:52:43,676 --> 00:52:45,676
- Hi.
- Hi.

1372
00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:47,209
Uh, I just
was in the neighborhood,

1373
00:52:47,343 --> 00:52:48,843
so I came to return your gloves.

1374
00:52:48,977 --> 00:52:50,309
Ah.

1375
00:52:50,443 --> 00:52:51,810
I don't want to disturb

1376
00:52:51,943 --> 00:52:53,610
your battle
for Middle Earth.

1377
00:52:53,743 --> 00:52:54,877
We're plotting
to overthrow Mark

1378
00:52:55,010 --> 00:52:57,043
in a Christmas
decorating competition

1379
00:52:57,176 --> 00:52:58,143
to win our mother a cruise.

1380
00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,376
Hmm. Mark?

1381
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,343
LaClark.

1382
00:53:02,343 --> 00:53:03,076
From high school?

1383
00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:04,276
Wasn't he the one

1384
00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:06,510
who was constantly
shoving you into lockers?

1385
00:53:06,643 --> 00:53:07,710
Anyway...

1386
00:53:12,176 --> 00:53:13,610
if you got any
cool decorating ideas,

1387
00:53:13,743 --> 00:53:16,410
Medieval Christmas
is being strongly considered.

1388
00:53:16,543 --> 00:53:19,543
Oh. Yeah,
I just really just came to...

1389
00:53:19,676 --> 00:53:21,510
Okay. That's okay.

1390
00:53:22,510 --> 00:53:24,109
Look...

1391
00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:25,777
Have you ever seen
those dancing light displays?

1392
00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:26,877
I have.

1393
00:53:27,010 --> 00:53:28,176
My mom has one.

1394
00:53:28,309 --> 00:53:31,877
So just for fun, last year,
I re-wrote the software,

1395
00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:33,443
and I could come in

1396
00:53:33,576 --> 00:53:36,410
and quickly...
create one for you.

1397
00:53:36,543 --> 00:53:37,676
Please. Yes.

1398
00:53:37,810 --> 00:53:38,943
- Hi.
- Hi.

1399
00:53:39,076 --> 00:53:39,843
Hi.

1400
00:53:39,977 --> 00:53:41,043
...hi.

1401
00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,510
Is, uh... Stephan here,
by any chance?

1402
00:53:43,643 --> 00:53:44,877
Yes, he is.

1403
00:53:45,010 --> 00:53:45,877
Come on in!

1404
00:53:46,010 --> 00:53:47,476
Everybody.
- Okay.

1405
00:53:49,076 --> 00:53:49,943
I love your helmet.

1406
00:53:50,076 --> 00:53:50,977
Thank you.

1407
00:53:53,010 --> 00:53:54,710
Stephan, you got company.

1408
00:53:54,843 --> 00:53:56,343
- Okay.
- Hi, Fi.

1409
00:53:56,476 --> 00:53:57,343
Hi.

1410
00:53:57,476 --> 00:53:59,010
Susie.

1411
00:53:59,143 --> 00:54:01,010
Hi. Um...

1412
00:54:01,143 --> 00:54:02,676
- What are you...
- Oh, I was in the neighborhood,

1413
00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:05,410
and I remember you saying that
you were looking after a baby,

1414
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,343
and I know how hard that can be,

1415
00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:07,243
well, I don't know personally.

1416
00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:08,276
I mean, I don't have children.

1417
00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:10,276
Not that I'm
not interested in kids.

1418
00:54:10,410 --> 00:54:12,243
I have a friend
that has two sets of twins,

1419
00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:13,743
and I thought
you might be hungry,

1420
00:54:13,877 --> 00:54:15,109
so I made this casserole.
- Oh.

1421
00:54:15,243 --> 00:54:16,176
You weren't home,

1422
00:54:16,309 --> 00:54:18,643
the door was open,
so I... I came over,

1423
00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:19,510
and I just made my...

1424
00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:23,276
Is that a noble fir?

1425
00:54:23,410 --> 00:54:25,543
The noblest of firs...

1426
00:54:27,076 --> 00:54:27,843
fir sure.

1427
00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:30,810
Ha! Clever.

1428
00:54:30,943 --> 00:54:31,777
Thanks.

1429
00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,076
- He's...
- Were you saying something?

1430
00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:36,610
We were just about to decorate.

1431
00:54:36,743 --> 00:54:37,743
Uh-huh.

1432
00:54:37,877 --> 00:54:38,843
Stay.

1433
00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:40,743
Oh.

1434
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,943
Uh...

1435
00:54:43,076 --> 00:54:43,877
I'll put this in the oven.

1436
00:54:45,209 --> 00:54:46,743
In the oven.

1437
00:54:46,877 --> 00:54:48,376
I love casserole.

1438
00:54:52,743 --> 00:54:54,010
Okay, everybody.

1439
00:54:54,143 --> 00:54:55,810
Drumroll, please...

1440
00:54:55,943 --> 00:54:57,743
Ooh, drumroll...

1441
00:54:57,877 --> 00:55:00,643
Three... two... one!

1442
00:55:01,877 --> 00:55:04,910
Let the celebration commence!

1443
00:55:08,777 --> 00:55:09,576
Uh-oh.

1444
00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:10,977
You hear that, fellas?

1445
00:55:11,109 --> 00:55:13,143
- You know what this means.
- No, that's not what it means.

1446
00:55:13,276 --> 00:55:13,977
- What's happening?
- Let's do this.

1447
00:55:14,109 --> 00:55:14,810
- No.
- Oh, yes, it is.

1448
00:55:14,943 --> 00:55:15,710
It's been 30 years.

1449
00:55:15,843 --> 00:55:18,043
Can't do it without you, pal.

1450
00:55:19,309 --> 00:55:20,176
What's happening?

1451
00:55:20,309 --> 00:55:21,176
I hate you guys.

1452
00:55:29,977 --> 00:55:31,576
Oh! Mm.

1453
00:55:35,977 --> 00:55:36,743
Star jump!

1454
00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:49,243
Oh, well done. Yes.

1455
00:55:49,376 --> 00:55:51,243
I mean...

1456
00:55:51,376 --> 00:55:53,309
- We still got it.
- I apologize.

1457
00:55:56,977 --> 00:55:59,777
ct.

1458
00:55:59,910 --> 00:56:01,410
Yeah.

1459
00:56:01,543 --> 00:56:02,510
To the right,
to the right, actually.

1460
00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:07,877
A little more.
Little... little... little more.

1461
00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,777
A little bit to the left.

1462
00:56:09,910 --> 00:56:10,676
Little more.

1463
00:56:10,810 --> 00:56:12,276
Just a tad more.

1464
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,543
That's good.

1465
00:56:13,676 --> 00:56:15,109
Hey, sport.

1466
00:56:15,243 --> 00:56:16,276
You looking for someone?

1467
00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:17,209
Uh... is Mike here?

1468
00:56:17,343 --> 00:56:18,910
Hernandez?

1469
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:20,376
No, he's out on a call.

1470
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,676
Can I help you with something?

1471
00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,243
I just needed to talk to him.

1472
00:56:23,376 --> 00:56:24,376
It's okay.

1473
00:56:25,843 --> 00:56:27,977
Wait a sec. Adam?

1474
00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:31,510
Man! It's been a few years.

1475
00:56:31,643 --> 00:56:32,543
You...

1476
00:56:32,676 --> 00:56:34,777
you look just like your dad.

1477
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,443
He was a legend.

1478
00:56:38,576 --> 00:56:40,410
Just hang tight, okay?

1479
00:56:40,543 --> 00:56:42,843
I'm going to give Mike a call,
see if I can get an ETA.

1480
00:56:42,977 --> 00:56:44,343
Come in and sit down.

1481
00:56:44,476 --> 00:56:46,843
So much for 10 a.m. sharp.

1482
00:56:46,977 --> 00:56:48,843
Yeah, I bet that's him.

1483
00:56:48,977 --> 00:56:51,376
"Running behind.
You guys start without me."

1484
00:56:51,510 --> 00:56:52,676
Well, he better catch up quick.

1485
00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:53,777
Why, in case
security spots you?

1486
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:55,676
That and we need his truck.

1487
00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:58,209
For what?

1488
00:56:58,343 --> 00:56:59,977
'Cause we're buying that.

1489
00:57:03,443 --> 00:57:06,410
Someone left
a baby here for me,

1490
00:57:06,543 --> 00:57:10,943
and in between diaper changes,
I baked.

1491
00:57:11,076 --> 00:57:12,243
So that's kind of
where I'm at these days.

1492
00:57:17,109 --> 00:57:19,309
So, you have a baby?

1493
00:57:19,443 --> 00:57:21,410
No.

1494
00:57:21,543 --> 00:57:24,443
Well... sort of.

1495
00:57:24,576 --> 00:57:25,576
He's not mine.

1496
00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:28,109
Someone left you a baby,
and it's not yours?

1497
00:57:28,243 --> 00:57:28,943
What is this, 20 questions?

1498
00:57:29,076 --> 00:57:30,343
Whose is it, then?

1499
00:57:30,476 --> 00:57:32,109
We're still trying
to figure that one out.

1500
00:57:32,243 --> 00:57:34,276
Wow.

1501
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:35,309
I thought my life was hard.

1502
00:57:35,443 --> 00:57:38,777
It's true.

1503
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,476
The little guy's
been through a lot already.

1504
00:57:40,610 --> 00:57:42,843
It just doesn't seem fair.

1505
00:57:46,977 --> 00:57:49,510
You know, what he doesn't know

1506
00:57:49,643 --> 00:57:51,109
is the extraordinary impact
he's made

1507
00:57:51,243 --> 00:57:52,109
on everyone around him.

1508
00:57:52,243 --> 00:57:55,676
How he's changed
the way I see things.

1509
00:57:55,810 --> 00:58:00,410
You know, sometimes
the hard things in life,

1510
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:03,143
they open doors
to something beautiful.

1511
00:58:03,276 --> 00:58:07,176
Maybe that's... that's
the silver lining to pain.

1512
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:12,910
On the other side of it
is immense joy...

1513
00:58:13,043 --> 00:58:14,843
and you can't have one
without the other.

1514
00:58:19,209 --> 00:58:22,643
I don't like
my mom's new boyfriend.

1515
00:58:22,777 --> 00:58:23,843
And I miss my dad.

1516
00:58:25,777 --> 00:58:27,777
Me too.

1517
00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:32,977
But I guess I could
give him a chance.

1518
00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:34,309
He can't be any worse
than these cookies.

1519
00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:38,410
I don't know.

1520
00:58:38,543 --> 00:58:40,309
Maybe he got pulled
into some sort of...

1521
00:58:40,443 --> 00:58:41,243
Don't.

1522
00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:42,343
Don't make excuses.

1523
00:58:42,476 --> 00:58:43,510
Well...

1524
00:58:43,643 --> 00:58:45,143
We just hauled a nativity

1525
00:58:45,276 --> 00:58:45,877
all the way home
on the top of a cab.

1526
00:58:46,010 --> 00:58:48,643
I'm aware, but...

1527
00:58:48,777 --> 00:58:51,010
Aw, guys, I'm so sorry
I'm late. I know.

1528
00:58:51,143 --> 00:58:53,977
Late? You've been
gone the whole day.

1529
00:58:54,109 --> 00:58:55,643
Isn't your fundraiser
in an hour?

1530
00:58:55,777 --> 00:58:56,676
Why even come home?

1531
00:58:56,810 --> 00:58:58,143
I had a... I had a...

1532
00:58:58,276 --> 00:58:59,576
A what, man? A what?

1533
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:03,143
A kid came to the firehall,
and I had to drive him home.

1534
00:59:03,276 --> 00:59:04,443
You know what?
Save it. Save it.

1535
00:59:04,576 --> 00:59:07,476
Everybody else
is always more important.

1536
00:59:07,610 --> 00:59:10,143
As usual, your family
is just an afterthought.

1537
00:59:10,276 --> 00:59:11,410
- An afterthought?
- Yup.

1538
00:59:11,543 --> 00:59:12,276
Are you kidding me?

1539
00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:13,977
Since the day Dad left,

1540
00:59:14,109 --> 00:59:15,977
who stepped up
to fill his shoes?

1541
00:59:16,109 --> 00:59:17,543
Who did mom rely on
to pick up the groceries?

1542
00:59:17,676 --> 00:59:19,143
To mow the lawn.

1543
00:59:19,276 --> 00:59:20,610
To make sure you
got home safe from school?

1544
00:59:20,743 --> 00:59:21,643
It wasn't Stephan.

1545
00:59:21,777 --> 00:59:23,076
He locked himself
in his bedroom.

1546
00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:24,743
And it sure wasn't you.
You were too busy

1547
00:59:24,877 --> 00:59:26,643
getting into trouble
with your little friends.

1548
00:59:26,777 --> 00:59:28,276
Who picked you up
from the principal's office

1549
00:59:28,410 --> 00:59:29,777
and helped with your homework?

1550
00:59:29,910 --> 00:59:30,977
Who packed your lunch
when Mom was under water?

1551
00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:32,676
And she was always under water.

1552
00:59:34,276 --> 00:59:36,243
I show up for everyone.

1553
00:59:36,376 --> 00:59:37,777
For Mom.

1554
00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:39,543
For you. For the community.

1555
00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:42,209
For this baby.

1556
00:59:42,343 --> 00:59:45,743
The only one
I don't show up for is me.

1557
00:59:45,877 --> 00:59:48,143
I do nothing for me.

1558
00:59:48,276 --> 00:59:50,109
I can't even
finish a house for me!

1559
00:59:50,243 --> 00:59:52,543
It's always for everybody else.

1560
00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,143
You two included.

1561
00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:59,410
You're right.
Yep, you're right.

1562
00:59:59,543 --> 01:00:01,043
This is stupid.

1563
01:00:01,176 --> 01:00:02,376
Stupid to think that
you and I could work together.

1564
01:00:02,510 --> 01:00:03,309
- Come on.
- Go play your video games.

1565
01:00:03,443 --> 01:00:04,376
- I'm out.
- Come on.

1566
01:00:04,510 --> 01:00:05,743
Go play video games?
Yeah, I might.

1567
01:00:05,877 --> 01:00:06,810
Go ahead. Check out.

1568
01:00:06,943 --> 01:00:08,209
That's what you do
when things get real.

1569
01:00:08,343 --> 01:00:09,810
- Sometimes. Cheers, guys.
- Just walk away.

1570
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:12,043
- Good luck.
- Tay, come--

1571
01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:15,977
Was that really necessary?

1572
01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:20,910
I gotta go get ready.

1573
01:00:23,543 --> 01:00:25,376
We got 23, now, now, now 25.

1574
01:00:25,510 --> 01:00:27,043
Come on, now,
let's dig deep now.

1575
01:00:27,176 --> 01:00:28,143
We've got Hernandez.
He's lean and mean.

1576
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,543
He's a firefighting machine!

1577
01:00:29,676 --> 01:00:31,476
Come on, now. Do we got $2,500?

1578
01:00:31,610 --> 01:00:33,643
$2,500 going once.
$2,500...

1579
01:00:33,777 --> 01:00:35,309
sold!

1580
01:00:35,443 --> 01:00:36,943
To the lady in the front row!

1581
01:00:37,076 --> 01:00:38,610
Make sure he's home by midnight.

1582
01:00:40,076 --> 01:00:44,043
The good news, sir,
is that...

1583
01:00:44,176 --> 01:00:47,076
you are...

1584
01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:48,443
perfect.

1585
01:00:48,576 --> 01:00:51,576
And don't you
let anybody tell you...

1586
01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:55,777
What is that?

1587
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,710
What's on your chest?

1588
01:00:57,843 --> 01:00:59,743
What have I done to you?

1589
01:00:59,877 --> 01:01:02,643
Oh, um...

1590
01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,810
Uh...

1591
01:01:05,943 --> 01:01:08,510
I just don't think
this is going to work out.

1592
01:01:08,643 --> 01:01:11,143
I wrote the code,
I stayed after hours,

1593
01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:13,710
and I risked my job
letting you back in here,

1594
01:01:13,843 --> 01:01:16,943
and now you've bailed
on the whole thing?

1595
01:01:17,076 --> 01:01:19,209
Why did you even come?

1596
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,810
I'm sorry.

1597
01:01:21,943 --> 01:01:24,543
The guy is impossible.

1598
01:01:24,676 --> 01:01:26,043
What else was I supposed to do?

1599
01:01:27,943 --> 01:01:29,043
What?

1600
01:01:29,176 --> 01:01:32,010
This whole thing
was supposed to be for your mom,

1601
01:01:32,143 --> 01:01:35,810
and now somehow
you've made it all about you.

1602
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:38,176
I have a team working
every day until New Year's

1603
01:01:38,309 --> 01:01:40,010
because I'm one short.

1604
01:01:40,143 --> 01:01:42,777
It's the lights, it's the game,
it's everything.

1605
01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:47,810
You wonder why
you and I never worked out?

1606
01:01:47,943 --> 01:01:49,143
It's because
you're the impossible one.

1607
01:01:49,276 --> 01:01:50,309
Okay?

1608
01:01:50,443 --> 01:01:51,810
It's you.

1609
01:01:58,676 --> 01:01:59,443
I'm sorry.

1610
01:02:01,810 --> 01:02:03,276
- I gotta go.
- Yeah.

1611
01:02:04,476 --> 01:02:07,043
I'm sorry. I know.
I gotta go.

1612
01:02:08,243 --> 01:02:11,410
We have raised over $27,000.

1613
01:02:11,543 --> 01:02:13,877
Incredible!

1614
01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:15,109
Before we resume,

1615
01:02:15,243 --> 01:02:17,710
I'd like to take the time
to acknowledge the man

1616
01:02:17,843 --> 01:02:20,076
who put this all together
and made this all possible,

1617
01:02:20,209 --> 01:02:21,043
Luke Brenner.

1618
01:02:21,176 --> 01:02:24,376
Come on up here. Come on! Yes!

1619
01:02:24,510 --> 01:02:26,376
Good job, Luke!

1620
01:02:29,209 --> 01:02:31,376
This man is
a real-life superhero.

1621
01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:35,343
So, in conjunction with
the township of Spruce Grove,

1622
01:02:35,476 --> 01:02:37,710
we would like to honor you
with an award

1623
01:02:37,843 --> 01:02:41,043
for your extraordinary service
and contributions.

1624
01:02:41,176 --> 01:02:43,043
Thank you.

1625
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:43,977
Wow.

1626
01:02:46,076 --> 01:02:48,510
Maybe a few words
from the man himself?

1627
01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:51,910
Thank you, Alison.

1628
01:02:52,043 --> 01:02:53,510
Thank you, everybody. Wow.

1629
01:02:53,643 --> 01:02:54,410
This is, uh...

1630
01:02:54,543 --> 01:02:55,510
This is...

1631
01:02:55,643 --> 01:02:58,010
this is special.

1632
01:02:58,143 --> 01:02:59,109
Um... I'm so sorry.

1633
01:03:01,209 --> 01:03:02,743
Uh...

1634
01:03:02,877 --> 01:03:04,076
I... I have to go.

1635
01:03:04,209 --> 01:03:06,309
Apologies. I'm so sorry.

1636
01:03:06,443 --> 01:03:08,209
Uh, thank you.
Thank you, everybody.

1637
01:03:09,643 --> 01:03:10,843
Luke Brenner, everyone!

1638
01:03:18,043 --> 01:03:19,843
Hey, where is he?
Is he with a doctor?

1639
01:03:19,977 --> 01:03:20,943
Did they say anything?
What did they say?

1640
01:03:21,076 --> 01:03:21,843
Uh, I don't know.

1641
01:03:21,977 --> 01:03:23,010
He... he had a rash,

1642
01:03:23,143 --> 01:03:24,743
and it started spreading,

1643
01:03:24,877 --> 01:03:25,743
and I...

1644
01:03:25,877 --> 01:03:26,576
Brenner?

1645
01:03:26,710 --> 01:03:28,276
Oh...

1646
01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:32,443
Well, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.

1647
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:33,777
What?!

1648
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,676
This baby is in need...

1649
01:03:35,810 --> 01:03:37,743
of a serious diaper change.

1650
01:03:40,443 --> 01:03:42,276
He's... perfectly healthy.

1651
01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:43,443
It's just a tooth!

1652
01:03:46,276 --> 01:03:47,076
Oh!

1653
01:03:47,209 --> 01:03:48,276
- Yeah.
- Oh!

1654
01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:49,843
How does that
even work? A tooth?

1655
01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:51,243
Yeah, it happens all the time.

1656
01:03:51,376 --> 01:03:52,777
Yeah.

1657
01:03:52,910 --> 01:03:55,743
So, which one of you
is the... father?

1658
01:04:00,810 --> 01:04:03,010
Uh... none of us.

1659
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,576
Oh?

1660
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:07,076
We're just taking care of him
for a friend.

1661
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:08,176
Just for a few days.

1662
01:04:08,309 --> 01:04:09,977
- Yeah.
- Yep.

1663
01:04:10,109 --> 01:04:11,877
Wow. Three grown men
and a baby, huh?

1664
01:04:12,010 --> 01:04:14,676
You can't write this stuff,
can you?

1665
01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:16,043
No.

1666
01:04:17,276 --> 01:04:19,710
Well, he looks like
he's in good hands.

1667
01:04:19,843 --> 01:04:21,209
Merry Christmas.

1668
01:04:21,343 --> 01:04:22,676
Thank you, Doctor.

1669
01:04:22,810 --> 01:04:23,710
Merry Christmas.

1670
01:04:23,843 --> 01:04:25,910
Oh, and good luck

1671
01:04:26,043 --> 01:04:28,243
nailing that Mark guy
to the wall.

1672
01:04:28,376 --> 01:04:31,476
He seems like
a real piece of work.

1673
01:04:35,476 --> 01:04:36,510
Well, she was very thorough.

1674
01:04:38,643 --> 01:04:39,810
A tooth!

1675
01:04:39,943 --> 01:04:41,843
- You're okay.
- You got a tooth.

1676
01:04:52,176 --> 01:04:55,843
Sorry for the... for the scare.

1677
01:04:55,977 --> 01:04:58,543
I saw the rash, and I...
and I panicked.

1678
01:04:58,676 --> 01:05:00,643
Hey, yo, man,
you did the right thing.

1679
01:05:00,777 --> 01:05:02,276
I don't know what
I would have done if...

1680
01:05:02,410 --> 01:05:03,276
in that situation.

1681
01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:05,143
Yeah, me either.

1682
01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:08,376
I'm just glad
the little man's okay.

1683
01:05:11,343 --> 01:05:13,476
Guys, I, uh...

1684
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:16,276
I said some things earlier.

1685
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:17,877
Don't... yeah, don't.
You were right.

1686
01:05:18,010 --> 01:05:21,910
I'm no good. I, uh...

1687
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:22,977
when things get real,
I do, I blow it up.

1688
01:05:23,109 --> 01:05:23,977
It's true.

1689
01:05:24,109 --> 01:05:26,543
Who am I to judge,
though, you know?

1690
01:05:26,676 --> 01:05:31,043
I spend so much time
trying to please everybody else,

1691
01:05:31,176 --> 01:05:35,376
I just... I become resentful,
and... and lash out.

1692
01:05:38,710 --> 01:05:39,576
I'm sorry.

1693
01:05:44,076 --> 01:05:45,410
I want to be there
for you guys.

1694
01:05:45,543 --> 01:05:46,710
You are. You are there.
And you were.

1695
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,276
Yeah, hey... yeah.

1696
01:05:48,410 --> 01:05:51,777
You stepped up

1697
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:52,843
when you never
should have had to.

1698
01:05:54,777 --> 01:05:56,309
And I, um...

1699
01:05:56,443 --> 01:05:57,977
I think I took it out on you

1700
01:05:58,109 --> 01:06:01,610
because suddenly
you were the closest thing

1701
01:06:01,743 --> 01:06:04,476
that we had...

1702
01:06:04,610 --> 01:06:05,643
to him...

1703
01:06:05,777 --> 01:06:08,610
and, um... um...

1704
01:06:08,743 --> 01:06:11,010
I do have a tendency to
put my anger in the wrong place,

1705
01:06:11,143 --> 01:06:13,977
and for that, I'm truly sorry.

1706
01:06:14,109 --> 01:06:18,777
You know, we all cope
in our own ways.

1707
01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:21,309
You said it. I hid.

1708
01:06:21,443 --> 01:06:23,943
I'm still hiding.

1709
01:06:24,076 --> 01:06:25,476
I'm not proud of that.

1710
01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:28,510
But, you know, you needed
a brother, and not--

1711
01:06:28,643 --> 01:06:29,543
We needed a dad.

1712
01:06:29,676 --> 01:06:31,777
- Yup.
- We needed a dad,

1713
01:06:31,910 --> 01:06:36,109
and I'm so mad
that we didn't have that.

1714
01:06:40,176 --> 01:06:41,777
We've got so much
to be thankful for.

1715
01:06:43,443 --> 01:06:45,543
You know that.

1716
01:06:45,676 --> 01:06:46,476
We've got the best mom.

1717
01:06:46,610 --> 01:06:47,977
- Yeah.
- True.

1718
01:06:48,109 --> 01:06:49,643
- The best.
- The best. Yeah.

1719
01:06:52,810 --> 01:06:53,610
And we have each other.

1720
01:06:58,676 --> 01:07:00,510
Maybe that's all we need.

1721
01:07:02,510 --> 01:07:04,176
This contest is tomorrow.

1722
01:07:04,309 --> 01:07:06,243
Do we, uh...

1723
01:07:06,376 --> 01:07:08,010
we still think we have a shot
at this thing, or what?

1724
01:07:08,143 --> 01:07:10,010
Absolutely.

1725
01:07:10,143 --> 01:07:11,510
But we got a lot of work to do.

1726
01:07:11,643 --> 01:07:12,643
Are you guys in?

1727
01:07:46,309 --> 01:07:51,676
Make way for his majesty,
King Thomas the fragrant!

1728
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:52,710
Bottle?

1729
01:07:52,843 --> 01:07:54,209
- Bottle!
- Bottle!

1730
01:07:55,676 --> 01:07:57,276
Bottle!

1731
01:07:57,410 --> 01:07:58,977
Bottle!

1732
01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:01,977
Thank you, sir.

1733
01:08:02,109 --> 01:08:02,977
There we go.

1734
01:08:03,109 --> 01:08:06,510
Wow, boys,
this is looking great.

1735
01:08:06,643 --> 01:08:07,777
Not bad.

1736
01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:09,410
You know, at the risk
of sounding corny...

1737
01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:12,076
- No, no, no.
- Don't. Don't do it.

1738
01:08:12,209 --> 01:08:13,576
...I missed you guys,

1739
01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:16,209
and, uh, I love you.

1740
01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:20,243
All right, I love you too.

1741
01:08:20,376 --> 01:08:21,910
I love you three.

1742
01:08:24,576 --> 01:08:26,510
Sorry.

1743
01:08:26,643 --> 01:08:27,610
To teamwork.

1744
01:08:27,743 --> 01:08:28,743
Teamwork.

1745
01:08:28,877 --> 01:08:30,143
- To the Brenner boys...
- To the boys.

1746
01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:31,843
- ...back together.
- Again.

1747
01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:34,610
And to kicking Mark's
annoying little...

1748
01:08:37,610 --> 01:08:38,843
Hold that thought.

1749
01:08:44,209 --> 01:08:45,777
Boys?

1750
01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:47,343
The contest ends tonight,

1751
01:08:47,476 --> 01:08:50,276
and it looks like Mark
is going next level.

1752
01:08:54,576 --> 01:08:56,743
We're going to need
to call in some favors.

1753
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:03,309
Wow!

1754
01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:05,176
There's a lot
of people out there!

1755
01:09:06,877 --> 01:09:08,443
And by "a lot," I mean...

1756
01:09:09,676 --> 01:09:10,576
Don't look outside.

1757
01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:12,843
Okay, this is
the best I could do

1758
01:09:12,977 --> 01:09:13,910
in little time,

1759
01:09:14,043 --> 01:09:15,309
but I hope something fits.

1760
01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:16,843
Oh, you're a lifesaver. Okay.

1761
01:09:18,943 --> 01:09:20,209
Okay.

1762
01:09:20,343 --> 01:09:22,043
I want to thank you again
for, uh...

1763
01:09:22,176 --> 01:09:23,410
doing this.

1764
01:09:23,543 --> 01:09:24,476
I'm doing this for your mom.

1765
01:09:24,610 --> 01:09:26,076
Fair. Fair.

1766
01:09:27,510 --> 01:09:28,676
Are you sure
the panel can handle this?

1767
01:09:31,943 --> 01:09:33,476
Maybe.

1768
01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:37,643
Mike? Where are you?

1769
01:09:37,777 --> 01:09:39,977
10? Okay. Great.

1770
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:42,109
We'll see you soon.
Yeah, we're here. Ready.

1771
01:09:43,209 --> 01:09:44,243
Okay, kids.

1772
01:09:44,376 --> 01:09:47,309
It's almost show time.

1773
01:09:47,443 --> 01:09:49,243
Hello and welcome
to the Channel 7 news

1774
01:09:49,376 --> 01:09:52,076
annual "Spirit of Christmas"
competition.

1775
01:09:52,209 --> 01:09:54,243
We're here
at our final stop of the week

1776
01:09:54,376 --> 01:09:56,343
to see if Mark LaClark

1777
01:09:56,476 --> 01:09:59,209
can defend his Channel 7
Spirit of Christmas crown

1778
01:09:59,343 --> 01:10:01,343
for a fourth time,

1779
01:10:01,476 --> 01:10:03,176
and there he is now.

1780
01:10:03,309 --> 01:10:06,309
Oh, he's motioned for quiet.

1781
01:10:06,443 --> 01:10:08,343
Let's see what
he has up his sleeve.

1782
01:10:09,676 --> 01:10:10,676
Welcome, everybody!

1783
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:11,676
It's awesome, isn't it?

1784
01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:13,010
Look at this!

1785
01:10:13,143 --> 01:10:16,309
Humble or not,
I'd say this competition

1786
01:10:16,443 --> 01:10:17,743
is officially...

1787
01:10:28,443 --> 01:10:30,643
The truck is here.

1788
01:10:32,276 --> 01:10:34,410
Uh... uh...

1789
01:10:34,543 --> 01:10:36,410
I don't know, guys.

1790
01:10:36,543 --> 01:10:39,309
I don't know.
I don't think I can do this.

1791
01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:41,476
I think maybe I...
I think I need to...

1792
01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:47,309
We do this together,
or we don't do it at all.

1793
01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:49,877
Yup, he's right.

1794
01:10:50,010 --> 01:10:53,043
Not doing it without you.

1795
01:10:53,176 --> 01:10:55,143
We just have
to stand there, right?

1796
01:10:59,676 --> 01:11:02,576
Looks like we have
a last-minute entry

1797
01:11:02,710 --> 01:11:04,276
into the competition...

1798
01:11:04,410 --> 01:11:07,076
out of the dark
to challenge LaClark.

1799
01:11:07,209 --> 01:11:09,743
Will they miss the mark
or hit it out of the park?

1800
01:11:09,877 --> 01:11:10,777
Hit it.

1801
01:11:17,543 --> 01:11:19,777
Oopsie.

1802
01:11:19,910 --> 01:11:21,143
- What happened?
- Do something!

1803
01:11:21,276 --> 01:11:23,309
Sorry, guys. I...
I'm gonna try and fix it.

1804
01:11:23,443 --> 01:11:24,209
Okay?

1805
01:11:24,343 --> 01:11:25,376
Yeah. Yeah.

1806
01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:26,877
Get it on. Yeah.

1807
01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:31,343
Go.

1808
01:11:33,843 --> 01:11:35,109
Ahoy!

1809
01:11:35,243 --> 01:11:38,643
We are the three wise men,

1810
01:11:38,777 --> 01:11:42,209
who have come to visit
mother Mary

1811
01:11:42,343 --> 01:11:45,276
and...

1812
01:11:45,410 --> 01:11:46,910
...Joseph. It's Joseph.

1813
01:11:47,043 --> 01:11:47,777
I got you.

1814
01:11:47,910 --> 01:11:48,877
...Joseph!
- Joseph.

1815
01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:50,209
We don't have
a Joseph, do we?

1816
01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,476
Who is away,
tending to his sheep.

1817
01:11:52,610 --> 01:11:54,043
We got gifts for the boy...

1818
01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:55,043
King. He's a king.

1819
01:11:55,176 --> 01:11:56,109
He's a king.

1820
01:11:56,243 --> 01:11:58,610
Yes, we have! Gold...

1821
01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:01,676
and some other gifts...

1822
01:12:01,810 --> 01:12:02,543
Frankincense!

1823
01:12:02,676 --> 01:12:04,643
Yup.

1824
01:12:04,777 --> 01:12:05,777
And, um...

1825
01:12:05,910 --> 01:12:07,777
Any time you want
to jump in here, Stephan.

1826
01:12:09,076 --> 01:12:10,476
We are three kings!

1827
01:12:10,610 --> 01:12:11,476
Aren't we wise men?

1828
01:12:13,743 --> 01:12:15,476
Oh... oh.

1829
01:12:15,610 --> 01:12:17,877
- It's okay.
- And, uh...

1830
01:12:18,010 --> 01:12:19,810
You got this. Yes.
Feel it.

1831
01:12:19,943 --> 01:12:22,810
And we have come to Bethlehem

1832
01:12:22,943 --> 01:12:24,476
from afar.

1833
01:12:24,610 --> 01:12:25,676
Nice!

1834
01:12:25,810 --> 01:12:27,610
Under the light...

1835
01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:28,476
of this star!

1836
01:12:28,610 --> 01:12:29,943
Wow!

1837
01:12:30,076 --> 01:12:32,143
...to pay homage
to the king.

1838
01:12:32,276 --> 01:12:33,977
And unto this child

1839
01:12:34,109 --> 01:12:37,943
we offer gifts: gold,
frankincense, and myrrh.

1840
01:12:38,076 --> 01:12:40,443
And we shall kneel before him...

1841
01:12:40,576 --> 01:12:41,877
Kneel. Give me the baby.

1842
01:12:46,643 --> 01:12:49,676
...and we shall rejoice

1843
01:12:49,810 --> 01:12:52,376
in the glory...

1844
01:12:52,510 --> 01:12:54,276
of the king!

1845
01:12:59,276 --> 01:13:02,710
And a Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!

1846
01:13:04,243 --> 01:13:05,376
Yeah, that's worse.

1847
01:13:07,410 --> 01:13:11,243
♪ Silent night ♪

1848
01:13:11,376 --> 01:13:12,343
Mom?

1849
01:13:12,476 --> 01:13:17,877
♪ Holy night ♪

1850
01:13:18,010 --> 01:13:21,743
♪ All is calm ♪

1851
01:13:21,877 --> 01:13:26,043
♪ All is bright ♪

1852
01:13:27,343 --> 01:13:28,143
Okay!

1853
01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:37,743
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

1854
01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:48,276
Well, folks, safe to say
we have a clear winner here.

1855
01:13:48,410 --> 01:13:49,843
Let's hear it for...

1856
01:13:52,176 --> 01:13:53,743
Mark LaClark!

1857
01:13:53,877 --> 01:13:56,576
By an absolute country mile!

1858
01:13:57,977 --> 01:14:00,109
Hey, LaClark.

1859
01:14:00,243 --> 01:14:01,076
Yeah?

1860
01:14:01,209 --> 01:14:02,510
Congratulations.

1861
01:14:02,643 --> 01:14:03,777
It was really good.

1862
01:14:03,910 --> 01:14:04,843
Yeah, thanks.

1863
01:14:04,977 --> 01:14:07,777
Yours was kinda confusing.

1864
01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:09,610
But the performances...

1865
01:14:09,743 --> 01:14:10,777
were sick.

1866
01:14:10,910 --> 01:14:12,343
Appreciate that.

1867
01:14:12,476 --> 01:14:13,743
Tell you what,
I'm going to go get my prize.

1868
01:14:13,877 --> 01:14:14,576
talk to my fans.

1869
01:14:14,710 --> 01:14:15,977
I got a keg of eggnog.

1870
01:14:16,109 --> 01:14:17,443
Imma go crush some pints.
What do you say?

1871
01:14:17,576 --> 01:14:18,410
Yeah, we'll do that.

1872
01:14:18,543 --> 01:14:19,676
Thanks, man.

1873
01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:20,610
Yeah. Yeah, man, we're in.

1874
01:14:23,043 --> 01:14:24,476
Yeah!
I'm going on a cruise!

1875
01:14:24,610 --> 01:14:25,610
What you guys have done...

1876
01:14:25,743 --> 01:14:28,576
this is a beautiful
Christmas Eve gift.

1877
01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:30,243
Well, just happy
to have you back, Mom.

1878
01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:31,743
- Aw.
- Yeah.

1879
01:14:31,877 --> 01:14:32,610
This is amazing.

1880
01:14:34,543 --> 01:14:37,010
Thomas! My baby.

1881
01:14:41,309 --> 01:14:42,410
Oh, my baby.

1882
01:14:43,743 --> 01:14:45,610
Oh, I love you so much.

1883
01:14:45,743 --> 01:14:48,209
Oh, I missed you.

1884
01:14:57,810 --> 01:14:59,676
I know what you must
think of me.

1885
01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:03,076
I moved here right before
Thomas was born.

1886
01:15:03,209 --> 01:15:04,376
I have no one.

1887
01:15:04,510 --> 01:15:07,843
Trying to find work
has been so difficult.

1888
01:15:07,977 --> 01:15:09,743
I was terrified
I might lose my apartment.

1889
01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:11,010
I've been upside down.

1890
01:15:11,143 --> 01:15:12,843
I panicked.

1891
01:15:12,977 --> 01:15:16,176
I just needed a few days
to sort out my life.

1892
01:15:16,309 --> 01:15:17,176
And I did.

1893
01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:19,276
You have nothing
to be ashamed about.

1894
01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:21,443
You needed help,
you asked for it,

1895
01:15:21,576 --> 01:15:25,710
and we are so glad that you did.

1896
01:15:25,843 --> 01:15:30,576
Can I...
Can I ask you... why me?

1897
01:15:30,710 --> 01:15:33,777
You were the first to arrive
when I went into labor.

1898
01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:36,443
I was home alone,
and baby was coming fast...

1899
01:15:38,143 --> 01:15:38,877
Sophie?

1900
01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:42,176
Of course I remember you.

1901
01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:47,109
I guess we both look a little
different at the moment.

1902
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,843
You were so incredible.

1903
01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:51,543
So calm and gentle.

1904
01:15:51,676 --> 01:15:52,676
You didn't leave my side.

1905
01:15:52,810 --> 01:15:55,743
You were so brave.

1906
01:15:55,877 --> 01:15:57,443
You know, I've thought about
that day a thousand times.

1907
01:15:57,576 --> 01:16:00,343
About you, about the baby.

1908
01:16:02,743 --> 01:16:04,410
That boy brought something
beautiful into this house.

1909
01:16:14,109 --> 01:16:15,543
We should get going.

1910
01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:20,276
All right.

1911
01:16:23,576 --> 01:16:25,276
Do you... do you mind if...
if we say goodbye?

1912
01:16:26,977 --> 01:16:28,743
Of course.

1913
01:16:30,943 --> 01:16:33,109
Hey.

1914
01:16:33,243 --> 01:16:35,610
Hey, little buddy.

1915
01:16:35,743 --> 01:16:37,143
We had so much fun with you.

1916
01:16:37,276 --> 01:16:38,476
It's been good
getting to know you.

1917
01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:40,576
Hope to see you later, pal.

1918
01:16:40,710 --> 01:16:41,910
Don't forget to write.

1919
01:16:42,043 --> 01:16:43,443
You want this outfit?

1920
01:16:45,410 --> 01:16:47,943
Yeah.

1921
01:16:48,076 --> 01:16:49,243
I'm going to miss you, bud.

1922
01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:50,943
Yeah. Hi.

1923
01:16:51,076 --> 01:16:52,810
Come visit, okay?

1924
01:16:52,943 --> 01:16:54,576
We love you.

1925
01:16:55,943 --> 01:16:58,676
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we feel the exact same.

1926
01:17:01,109 --> 01:17:02,243
Oh, this is so...

1927
01:17:03,676 --> 01:17:05,043
this is just...

1928
01:17:05,176 --> 01:17:07,143
this is an extraordinary gift.

1929
01:17:07,276 --> 01:17:08,043
Ah!

1930
01:17:08,176 --> 01:17:09,076
I just love it.

1931
01:17:09,209 --> 01:17:09,977
Thank you.

1932
01:17:10,109 --> 01:17:11,810
It was Luke's idea.

1933
01:17:11,943 --> 01:17:13,309
Yeah?

1934
01:17:13,443 --> 01:17:14,410
Yeah.

1935
01:17:14,543 --> 01:17:16,376
No, no, no, no, no, it's...

1936
01:17:16,510 --> 01:17:17,810
it was all of ours.

1937
01:17:17,943 --> 01:17:20,010
No. I mean, you...
the costumes was him,

1938
01:17:20,143 --> 01:17:20,843
and that was pretty genius.

1939
01:17:20,977 --> 01:17:23,710
Well, it's, um...

1940
01:17:23,843 --> 01:17:25,510
it's not just the photo,

1941
01:17:25,643 --> 01:17:27,309
which is extraordinary,

1942
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,010
but it's all of this.

1943
01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:30,410
This... this is the gift.

1944
01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:33,476
It's Christmas morning...

1945
01:17:33,610 --> 01:17:36,243
and you're not fighting.

1946
01:17:37,610 --> 01:17:39,043
It was never
about the decorations

1947
01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:40,743
or the cookies, or the music.

1948
01:17:40,877 --> 01:17:43,643
It was about us
feeling whole again.

1949
01:17:45,510 --> 01:17:46,810
I am very blessed
in my sons.

1950
01:17:46,943 --> 01:17:47,676
Thank you.

1951
01:17:48,977 --> 01:17:50,343
It's a very merry Christmas.

1952
01:17:50,476 --> 01:17:52,243
Aw, come here.

1953
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:54,810
Merry Christmas, Mom.
Come here.

1954
01:17:56,376 --> 01:17:57,410
- Everybody get in.
- Get up.

1955
01:17:57,543 --> 01:17:59,209
Uh-oh.

1956
01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:00,476
Merry Christmas, Mom.

1957
01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:01,576
Merry Christmas.

1958
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:02,643
Love you.

1959
01:18:04,743 --> 01:18:05,877
Merry Christmas.

1960
01:18:14,843 --> 01:18:16,309
Stephan!

1961
01:18:16,443 --> 01:18:18,476
Happy almost New Year.

1962
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:20,109
Hi.

1963
01:18:20,243 --> 01:18:23,109
Uh, I finally did that talk
at the animal shelter.

1964
01:18:23,243 --> 01:18:25,943
Wow! That's great!

1965
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:27,209
Well, come in!
Tell me about it.

1966
01:18:27,343 --> 01:18:31,143
Uh, well, I thought
after my triumph

1967
01:18:31,276 --> 01:18:33,209
with the nativity thing
the other night,

1968
01:18:33,343 --> 01:18:35,076
that I was healed.

1969
01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:38,643
Uh, turns out I am not.

1970
01:18:38,777 --> 01:18:41,443
I, uh, sort of passed out
midway through.

1971
01:18:41,576 --> 01:18:43,043
Oh, my gosh.
Are you all right?

1972
01:18:43,176 --> 01:18:45,276
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... ish.

1973
01:18:45,410 --> 01:18:47,176
I hit the ground pretty hard.

1974
01:18:49,043 --> 01:18:51,376
Um, anyway,

1975
01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:53,476
what I realized

1976
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:57,576
is that maybe
some things never heal,

1977
01:18:57,710 --> 01:18:58,743
and maybe that's all right.

1978
01:18:58,877 --> 01:19:02,877
Maybe we just
need to find the right people

1979
01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:04,610
to walk through them with.

1980
01:19:07,810 --> 01:19:10,109
The other day, I said that
you and I were nothing alike,

1981
01:19:10,243 --> 01:19:11,943
and that's not true.

1982
01:19:12,076 --> 01:19:15,510
I... I find myself...

1983
01:19:15,643 --> 01:19:19,710
completely enraptured by you.

1984
01:19:21,576 --> 01:19:22,943
Typically,
after a morning like I had,

1985
01:19:23,076 --> 01:19:25,376
I would go home and hide,
bury my head,

1986
01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:27,610
but today, all I could think of

1987
01:19:27,743 --> 01:19:29,877
was I just wanted to see you.

1988
01:19:30,010 --> 01:19:31,877
You make me
not want to hide away.

1989
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:34,743
In fact, you make me--

1990
01:19:43,076 --> 01:19:44,309
Well, then.

1991
01:19:44,443 --> 01:19:46,276
It's hopeless.

1992
01:19:46,410 --> 01:19:49,109
There's no way we're going
to be ready in time for launch.

1993
01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:50,643
Not if you
keep getting sidelined

1994
01:19:50,777 --> 01:19:51,777
helping people
who don't deserve it.

1995
01:19:51,910 --> 01:19:53,209
People like me

1996
01:19:53,343 --> 01:19:58,676
who are rude, selfish...

1997
01:19:58,810 --> 01:20:00,143
Insufferable.

1998
01:20:00,276 --> 01:20:00,943
- Thank you, Kevin.
- Mm-hmm.

1999
01:20:01,076 --> 01:20:02,676
Kevin's right.

2000
01:20:02,810 --> 01:20:04,276
I have not been a good teammate,

2001
01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:06,443
and for that, I am truly sorry.

2002
01:20:06,576 --> 01:20:08,376
To all of you.

2003
01:20:08,510 --> 01:20:10,143
Somehow when things
are going really well,

2004
01:20:10,276 --> 01:20:12,109
I find a way to sabotage it.

2005
01:20:12,243 --> 01:20:14,376
I think it's because I'm scared

2006
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,043
of being let down, or left.
I don't know.

2007
01:20:16,176 --> 01:20:17,276
I'm still working it out,

2008
01:20:17,410 --> 01:20:19,943
but I do know
I don't want to do that anymore,

2009
01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:22,010
because it's cost me

2010
01:20:22,143 --> 01:20:24,710
the one person
I've ever truly loved.

2011
01:20:24,843 --> 01:20:28,176
Fiona, I don't deserve you.

2012
01:20:28,309 --> 01:20:29,276
But if you'll let me,

2013
01:20:29,410 --> 01:20:31,510
I would like
to help you finish this game

2014
01:20:31,643 --> 01:20:33,076
and then take you
out for dinner.

2015
01:20:34,610 --> 01:20:35,943
I think I can afford it.

2016
01:20:36,076 --> 01:20:37,043
I do have my job back.

2017
01:20:43,810 --> 01:20:47,643
I will not
make the same mistake again.

2018
01:20:47,777 --> 01:20:50,643
I promise you this.

2019
01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:22,543
Luke?

2020
01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:24,543
Hi.

2021
01:21:24,676 --> 01:21:26,877
I was, um...

2022
01:21:27,010 --> 01:21:30,576
I thought you might...

2023
01:21:30,710 --> 01:21:32,476
you might want this.

2024
01:21:34,176 --> 01:21:36,076
Thomas might want this.

2025
01:21:36,209 --> 01:21:37,943
Thank you.
You didn't have to--

2026
01:21:38,076 --> 01:21:39,810
I wanted to.

2027
01:21:42,243 --> 01:21:46,610
Look, if you ever need
any help with Thomas,

2028
01:21:46,743 --> 01:21:49,510
I'd love to--
- Thank you.

2029
01:21:51,243 --> 01:21:52,877
I know what it's like
to carry the world.

2030
01:21:53,010 --> 01:21:55,910
Constantly feeling like
you're falling short

2031
01:21:56,043 --> 01:21:57,910
or letting someone down.

2032
01:21:58,043 --> 01:21:59,176
I can't even imagine

2033
01:21:59,309 --> 01:22:00,743
the added pressure
of trying to be a mother.

2034
01:22:02,410 --> 01:22:05,243
I just want you to know that...

2035
01:22:05,376 --> 01:22:06,943
you're not alone.

2036
01:22:08,810 --> 01:22:10,510
Would you like
to come in and see him?

2037
01:22:12,877 --> 01:22:14,576
Yeah, I'd like that.

2038
01:22:28,476 --> 01:22:30,376
Not bad.

2039
01:22:32,143 --> 01:22:33,109
You made it!

2040
01:22:33,243 --> 01:22:34,510
- I did.
- Come on in.

2041
01:22:34,643 --> 01:22:36,643
You finally
got your house done.

2042
01:22:38,010 --> 01:22:39,010
Wine time!

2043
01:22:40,910 --> 01:22:43,143
- Madam?
- Thank you.

2044
01:22:43,276 --> 01:22:44,576
Look who's here,
everybody!

2045
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,143
Yay!

2046
01:22:46,276 --> 01:22:47,076
I brought something.

2047
01:22:47,209 --> 01:22:49,576
Well, not for you.

2048
01:22:49,710 --> 01:22:51,109
What's up, bro?

2049
01:22:51,243 --> 01:22:53,076
Oh, man!

2050
01:22:53,209 --> 01:22:54,977
Aw!

2051
01:22:55,109 --> 01:22:56,810
Soph! Come check this out!

2052
01:22:56,943 --> 01:22:59,443
- Come on. Come on.
- That is too cute.

2053
01:22:59,576 --> 01:23:01,243
- Can I see that?
- Look at this.

2054
01:23:01,376 --> 01:23:02,543
- Bring him in here.
- All right.

2055
01:23:02,676 --> 01:23:03,710
Hi.

2056
01:23:03,843 --> 01:23:05,476
- Ready for this, Thomas?
- Oh, wow.

2057
01:23:07,109 --> 01:23:09,710
- Get ready.
- Okay, you ready?

2058
01:23:09,843 --> 01:23:11,510
- Aw!
- There you go.

2059
01:23:11,643 --> 01:23:14,010
Now it's official, bud.

2060
01:23:14,143 --> 01:23:15,710
Thank you. It's perfect.

2061
01:23:15,843 --> 01:23:17,410
Oh, you hear that, fellas?

2062
01:23:19,309 --> 01:23:20,510
I think you know
what that means.

2063
01:23:21,643 --> 01:23:23,576
Can't wait.

2064
01:23:23,710 --> 01:23:26,343
Just don't make
direct eye contact.