1 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:09,844 - Before I leave this Earth, 2 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,805 I want you to have this feather boa. 3 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:16,726 One of my johns from the '80s used to choke me out with it. 4 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:19,145 He used to kick the shit out of me. 5 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,440 - Wow. Thank you. 6 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:24,650 - [clears throat] Did Sandy tell you he's dying? 7 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:27,445 - Dr. Bronner diagnosed him with Anderson Coo-pie-is. 8 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:29,781 - Anders Schmidt Vulvitis. 9 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:31,699 I-it's terminal. 10 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,910 - Sandy, we've been over this. 11 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:37,038 Dr. Bronner's is a cult-y soap company. 12 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,998 He's not an actual physician. 13 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,793 - Well, every time I email customer service 14 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:46,005 with my symptoms, I always receive a diagnosis. 15 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,717 Carl, I want you to have this frisbee 16 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,220 that once belonged to Sirhan Sirhan. 17 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:53,846 - No, thanks. 18 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,390 [elevator bell rings] 19 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:57,850 - * I hope I never figure out who broke your heart * 20 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,394 * Maybe if I do--* 21 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:01,270 Oh! [laughs] 22 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:03,147 Good morning, everyone. 23 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,525 - Whoa, did Lauren get morning sex? 24 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,276 - Chase, asking me that is a crime. 25 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:09,320 This smile is because today, 26 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,698 I am interviewing my dream guests. 27 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:16,244 * Spend all night losing sleep * 28 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:18,704 - Oh, fuck. 29 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,540 Fuck. 30 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,961 Fuck. 31 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:27,213 - What is it, Fabian? 32 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,215 - People are tweeting that Lauren's voice 33 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,175 is making them sick. 34 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,136 - What are you talking about? 35 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:38,224 - "Lauren Caspian's voice made me spew all over my car." 36 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:39,726 - We might have to cancel today's show. 37 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:41,436 - Oh, no. 38 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:44,689 [upbeat jazz music] 39 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,401 - This post has two likes. 40 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,903 One by the poster and the other by you. 41 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,156 - Oh, so a topic has to be trending before 42 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,575 you'll worry your little, gray bean about it, bean head? 43 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,577 - Fabian, today is not a good time 44 00:01:57,702 --> 00:01:59,746 for one of your misbegotten crusades. 45 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:03,291 - [scoffs] Name one of my justice actions 46 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:05,877 that you found misbegotten. 47 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,838 - You did try to get Walgreens to cancel Red Nose Day 48 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,257 because it trivialized nasal rosacea. 49 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,801 - Listen, this is important. 50 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:17,096 One tweet could be just the tip of the iceberg. 51 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,473 What if Lauren's voice 52 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:20,183 is making thousands of people sick, 53 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,851 but they're too afraid to come forward? 54 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,937 - Oh, Fabian. You're being ridiculous. 55 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,397 - Maybe you're right. 56 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,108 Maybe I'm just another shrill, ridiculous bitch. 57 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,527 I should probably, what, like, take a chill pill? 58 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,406 Huh, Doctor Misogyn-berg? Smile more? 59 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,909 I'd probably have a hell of a lot more friends! 60 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,535 [laughs] 61 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,121 But then again, I'm not sure I really 62 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:45,583 want to be friends with people who ignore the nauseous. 63 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,922 If any of y'all regrow your micro-consciences, 64 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,548 you'll know where to find me. 65 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,468 I will be the one fighting for the people 66 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,303 no one else believes. 67 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:01,057 - Let me know if any of them has Anders Schmidt Vulvitis. 68 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:03,810 - Sandy, that's not real. 69 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,603 - So wait. Who's your dream guest, Lauren? 70 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,230 - [chuckling] Oh, my dear boy. 71 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,733 Only the greatest musical duo of all time. 72 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,360 - Oh, shit. 73 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:13,778 You're interviewing the Ying Yang Twins? 74 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:14,821 - No, not familiar. 75 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,906 These two are like Simon and Garfunkel 76 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:19,826 if they had the courage to be lesbians. 77 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,577 - Tegan and Sara say they're ready for Lauren. 78 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,204 - Holy fucking shit! 79 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,081 They know my name! 80 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,834 [upbeat jazz music playing] 81 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,711 * * 82 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,673 If music is food for the soul, 83 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:37,301 our next guests are angelic confectioners. 84 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:40,430 These twin geniuses have voiced the angst of youth 85 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,806 all over the world. 86 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:46,686 And I am not just an ally, I am also a super fan. 87 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:49,939 Tegan and Sara, welcome to "In The Know." 88 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,190 - [laughs] - Wow. 89 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,775 What a wonderful introduction that was. 90 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,111 - That was maybe one of the nicest, 91 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,989 most enthusiastic, genuine introductions we've ever had. 92 00:03:58,114 --> 00:03:59,615 - Okay. Get it together, Lauren. 93 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:00,825 [clears throat] 94 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,536 In a "GQ" article, you said that 95 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:05,037 if the only milestone you achieved 96 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:08,708 was a Terry Gross interview, you would be thrilled. 97 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,044 What is it about my public radio colleague 98 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,795 that you find so appealing? 99 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,340 - I think that the key is that I feel very... 100 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:17,884 heard... - Mm. 101 00:04:18,051 --> 00:04:19,218 - When she's listening. 102 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,054 And that's not that-- 103 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,097 - A lot of people won't even listen to what you're saying. 104 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:24,432 - Yeah. They, like, interrupt you 105 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:25,808 or they-- - Yes, that happens a lot. 106 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,643 And it's particularly with straight men, I've found. 107 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,479 - Yeah. 108 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,064 - It's very hard to even get a word in edgewise, you know? 109 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,482 - It's so-- It's so true. 110 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:33,941 - I don't know if you've ever experienced that before, 111 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:36,069 but that is something that does happen, sadly. 112 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,153 - Yep. 113 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,321 - And it's not just-- 114 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,405 don't let anyone gaslight you about it 115 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,531 because it happens all day, every day. 116 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:41,616 - It does happen. 117 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:42,700 - It literally happens all the time. 118 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,118 - I don't even think they mean to do it. 119 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,536 - Well, stay woke. Wake up, men. 120 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,455 Now, in regard to Terry Gross, 121 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:50,500 unfortunately, that is all an act. 122 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,420 She's cold as an icicle and dumb as rocks. 123 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,130 We call her Very Gross. 124 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,256 And if you've ever seen her eat, 125 00:04:57,382 --> 00:04:59,092 you know what I'm talking about. 126 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,260 Ranch dressing seems to linger on her lips 127 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:03,638 like a memory on a summer night. 128 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,598 I consider her the marm of public radio, 129 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,642 and I don't throw that term around lightly. 130 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:11,396 - Lauren told me Iwas the marm of public radio. 131 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:13,689 - More like marmalade. [chuckles] 132 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:15,525 Sweet but sophisticated. 133 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,151 - Thank you. 134 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,362 - Marmalade is the queen of jellied fruits. 135 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,031 - [chuckling] Oh, Carl! 136 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:26,035 - * I spent all night, loose leaf tea * 137 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:28,621 * I spin banana, lose my mime * 138 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:32,417 * While I spin banana, lose my mime * 139 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:35,586 That song is one of my all-time favorites. 140 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,131 - "Living Room." I wrote that. 141 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:39,257 - And what did you mean when you said 142 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,551 "I spin banana, lose my mime"? 143 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:43,928 - Uh, the lyric I wrote, but who cares... 144 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,471 - Like, doesn't matter. 145 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,348 - Is "spend all night and lose my mind." 146 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:50,852 - Well, my understanding, as a sapiosexual, 147 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,311 non-penetrative, 148 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:53,855 was if I were to spin my banana, 149 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,357 which I assumed was a metaphor for masturbation, 150 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,067 then I would lose my mime, 151 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:00,403 which is more about symbolic than actual touch. 152 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,654 Does that make sense? 153 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:02,655 - Yeah, it's beautiful. 154 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,031 That' great. - That's astonishing. 155 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:05,199 - Yes, if you spin your banana, 156 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,993 you're no longer a mime. 157 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,120 You're just another horny, little freak at summer camp 158 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,997 befouling his sleeping bag. 159 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,457 - Wow. 160 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,253 - Come on, people. 161 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:18,796 I know you're out there. [door opens] 162 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,715 Let me help you. 163 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,009 - Hi, Fabian. Are you doing okay? 164 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:24,635 - [sighs] 165 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:26,721 - Look, it's wonderful that you're always so eager 166 00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:29,015 to champion marginalized groups, 167 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,224 but-- - [shushes] 168 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,560 Something's happening. 169 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,353 - I stopped therapy recently 170 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:36,856 because my therapist changed offices without telling me. 171 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:39,025 And that was particularly traumatic, 172 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:42,028 because my mother ghosted me minutes after my own birth. 173 00:06:42,153 --> 00:06:44,405 The doctor said he'd never seen a woman in her condition 174 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,865 run so fast. 175 00:06:46,032 --> 00:06:47,033 - Hmm. - Hmm. 176 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,910 [laughing] You okay? 177 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,620 - Now, here's something I've been wondering about. 178 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:53,081 If we were all stranded on a desert island, 179 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,750 what do you think we would all eat? 180 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,418 - Yeah, I feel like if I just had a break, I-- 181 00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:00,505 I-I just-- I-I'm feeling nauseous. 182 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,090 - Mm. It's probably nerves. 183 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:04,300 Now, which one of you is the heartthrob, 184 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,969 and which one of you is the slutty genius? 185 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:09,389 - She's getting sick. 186 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,140 On air. 187 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,642 This is the proof my silent sufferers 188 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:13,976 have been waiting for! 189 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:15,436 - But, Fabian, let's not jump to-- 190 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:17,855 - Please stop talking. 191 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,148 - My girlfriend, also named Lauren, 192 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,233 looks a lot like me. - Please, please-- 193 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:21,567 - Now, does that make me 194 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,986 an honorary identical twin lesbian? 195 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,072 - I'm so sorry. I can't do this. 196 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,824 - What? No. 197 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,117 - Great to meet you, Lauren. 198 00:07:29,242 --> 00:07:30,201 Best of luck. - No, no, no. 199 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,745 Please, please, please, please. 200 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,996 Please. 201 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:38,000 - We don't know that Lauren's voice made Tegan sick. 202 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:39,794 - We don't know that it didn't. 203 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,379 It needs to be investigated. 204 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,215 - What's #InTheKnowMakesMeBlow? 205 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,008 - It's a Discord group I created. 206 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,468 - Fabian, don't you think 207 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,011 you're blowing this whole thing out of proportion? 208 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:50,638 - I refuse to be silent 209 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:53,558 while Lauren terrorizes America with his wet vowels. 210 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:56,894 - They cut it short. 211 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,855 - Oh, Lauren, I'm so sorry. 212 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,775 - Tegan or Sara had what I assume were moontime cramps. 213 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:05,194 But it's odd that Tegan or Sara didn't have them too 214 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,405 because their cycles must be synced. 215 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,782 Unless one of them is pregnant. 216 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:11,993 [gasps] With twins. 217 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:14,954 - Lauren, it wasn't moontime cramps. 218 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,372 It was your voice. 219 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:17,331 - Absurd. 220 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:19,709 Also, if, and I mean if 221 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,377 my voice had anything to do with it, 222 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,796 it's because of Carl's antique machinery. 223 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:24,964 - Stop right there! 224 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,550 That's a Yamaha TF3 console. 225 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,303 It has 48 channels, 25 motorized faders, 226 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,555 and 8 FX processors. 227 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,475 If there is a God, she mics up through that. 228 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,477 - Well, then how else do you explain it? 229 00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:40,563 The Queens of Calgary just left me with Socratic blue balls. 230 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:44,567 [phone buzzes] - Oh, the community grows. 231 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,236 There are now five courageous victims 232 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,572 using the hashtag #InTheKnowMakesMeBlow. 233 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:50,740 - Hello. 234 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:51,866 We partying up in here? 235 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:54,368 - No, like blow chunks. 236 00:08:54,494 --> 00:08:57,121 - I blew a guy named Chunks once. 237 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,998 Just for the story. [chuckles] 238 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,958 We ended up falling in fucking love. 239 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:02,919 - Lauren, there's nothing wrong with your voice. 240 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:05,505 And if it makes anyone sick, they can just not tune in. 241 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,173 - Really? 242 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:09,175 Would you tell a person who uses a wheelchair 243 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,719 to just not enter a building without ramps? 244 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:13,304 Well, guess what? 245 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,932 That building is their house. 246 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,101 - Oh, shit. For real? 247 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:19,602 - [inhales deeply] 248 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,605 Listen, we've all had a long first 18 minutes of work. 249 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,689 - You know what? 250 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,316 Twitter is an echo chamber of Russian bots. 251 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,193 Let's go live to the listeners 252 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,778 and ask them what they think of my voice. 253 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:32,115 - Oh, Lauren, I really don't think that's necessary. 254 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,950 - Good afternoon, folks. 255 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,077 Some internet trolls have claimed 256 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,579 that my voice causes nausea. 257 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:41,040 - If you or a family member has been a victim 258 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,959 of Lauren Caspian's sound poisoning, 259 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,044 please call in now. 260 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:48,548 Use your voice to bravely silence his. 261 00:09:48,673 --> 00:09:51,008 - We want to hear from you, our beloved fans. 262 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:52,969 [buzzer buzzes] Hello, caller. 263 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,595 You're on the air. - Um, hi. 264 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:56,347 My name's Darryl from Staten Island. 265 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:59,642 - Ah. The island that is Staten. 266 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:03,020 - Yeah, so about your voice, it doesn't make me sick. 267 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,148 - [sighs] Thank you, Darryl. 268 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,941 - But it does piss me off! 269 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:08,443 - I beg pardon? 270 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,862 - It's pretentious, the weird pauses. 271 00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:13,322 "The island that is Staten." 272 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,199 You sound like a cuck William Shatner. 273 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,368 - I'm--I'm not sure I know what you mean. 274 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,911 - There! You did it again. 275 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,079 Barf! 276 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,622 [receiver slams down] 277 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,667 - Speaking truth to power. 278 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,918 - Fuck, man. 279 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:28,296 Chunks. 280 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:30,631 I guess I still really miss him. 281 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:36,637 [buzzer buzzes] - Next. You're on. 282 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,931 - Hi, first time listener, long time caller. 283 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:40,266 - Mm. 284 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,517 - I didn't realize it till you said it, 285 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,728 but your voice does kind of make me feel ill. 286 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:45,354 - Okay. But I'm sure-- 287 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,023 - Think subtle. 288 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,067 Like, a small but very angry child punched me 289 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,610 straight in the belly-- - Goodbye. 290 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,154 - Or that feeling when you've disappointed a loved one 291 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,615 or you have to take a terrible crap. 292 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,616 - But those should feel different. 293 00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:57,825 Next. 294 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,452 - Hi. Am I on? - Mm-hmm. 295 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,287 - Have you heard of the Lauren Caspian challenge? 296 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,955 - Of course. 297 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,457 Our station-sponsored charity dance competition. 298 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:07,210 - Oh, no, no, no, no, it's this thing I started on TikTok 299 00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:08,753 where you drink half a gallon of milk 300 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,671 and you see how long you can listen to your voice 301 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:11,839 without ralphing. - What? 302 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,216 - Honestly, I can't believe 303 00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:14,634 that I've been talking to you this long 304 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,678 without-- [vomits violently] 305 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:21,015 - The people have been heard. 306 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,475 - Hmm. 307 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,103 - And I'm afraid our lines are now closed. 308 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,270 - Hello. 309 00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,064 Am I on? 310 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,399 - Seriously, Carl? 311 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:31,359 - Sorry, last one. 312 00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:35,154 - Mr. Caspian, this is Susan from Winnipeg again. 313 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,365 - Yeah. And my voice makes you want to inject bleach. 314 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,658 - [chuckling] Oh. 315 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,743 Oh, heavens no. 316 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,121 We here in Winnipeg love your voice. 317 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:45,039 - Really? - [moans slightly] 318 00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:48,418 - May I ask what Winnipeggers like about it? 319 00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:53,631 - Oh, um, well, it's smooth. - Smooth. 320 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,717 - And very... 321 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:57,218 medium... - Mm. 322 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,929 - And sort of sexy. [chuckles] 323 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:04,267 - Susan, if I could be so bold as to return the complement, 324 00:12:04,392 --> 00:12:06,686 you have a very sexy voice yourself. 325 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:08,104 - Oh. [chuckles] 326 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:09,772 - Hey, pervert, you're talking to Barb. 327 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,107 - No, you're not. 328 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,276 - Ugh! Barb! 329 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:14,944 Now I need to go throw up. 330 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:15,987 Ugh! 331 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:20,241 - The lunch I find is my base layer, 332 00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,618 but then I add my own little flourishes 333 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,245 to bring it to life. 334 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,289 - Thank you for passing on your wisdom before you die. 335 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:28,249 - [gagging] 336 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:29,459 [Lauren vomiting] - You okay, Lauren? 337 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,961 - I just survived a modern-day public stoning. 338 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:33,171 - I get it, man. 339 00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,131 I make people sick all the time. 340 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:38,217 I once accidentally distributed asbestos cigarettes 341 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,762 at a "Rocky Horror Picture Show." 342 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:43,306 They did the time warp forever. 343 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:45,975 And soon, so will I. 344 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,020 - What am I going to do? My voice is everything. 345 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,105 - Dude, Patrick from "SpongeBob" has a weird voice, 346 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,025 and he's one of the hottest men alive. 347 00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:56,611 - This is my 9/11. [sniffles] 348 00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,529 - [clears throat] Testing. 349 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,740 Testing one, two. 350 00:13:00,907 --> 00:13:02,658 - Sounds good, Sandy. - [clears throat] 351 00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:05,286 Season's greetings, movie mavens. 352 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:09,373 This week, I'm diving into some scalding hot new releases. 353 00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:13,961 First up, "the Godfather," AKA "The Yawn Father." 354 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:16,381 Stick to making wine, Francis. 355 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,926 But just as I was about to give up on cinema forever, 356 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,930 along came Linkard Richlater's "Boyhood." 357 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,557 It took 12 years to make this movie. 358 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,184 Consider that. 359 00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:31,687 For 12 years, every man, woman, and child 360 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:34,941 had to live on set, never allowed to leave. 361 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,568 They ate there, slept there, and at times, 362 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,696 surely had to be kept there through the aid of fences 363 00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:42,949 and physical violence. 364 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,826 But at the end of the day, they made a movie, 365 00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:47,954 and movies make so much money. 366 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,958 I'd call that time well spent. 367 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,419 It's been an honor to review the newest flicks 368 00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:57,630 in Hollyweird for you, my fine, feathered friends. 369 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,882 May I rest in peace. 370 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:03,428 Kooter over and Kooter out. 371 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:04,971 - Great farewell review, Sandy. 372 00:14:05,096 --> 00:14:07,890 One of your best. See you next week. 373 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,893 - Barb, please. You're my producer. 374 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,020 Stop catfishing me and fix this. 375 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:16,899 - Aw. Based on listener data, lot of our audience 376 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,568 listens to the show in the car. 377 00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:19,736 - So what? 378 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,446 - Well, I was just thinking. 379 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,073 When I was a girl, I needed to sit in the front seat 380 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,617 so I could see the road and not get carsick. 381 00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:28,703 So maybe some people just need to see you while you're-- 382 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,413 - Wait, wait, wait. Shut up. 383 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:32,081 I was just thinking. 384 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,125 When I was a girl, I needed to sit in the front seat 385 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,627 so I could see the road and not get carsick. 386 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:40,923 So maybe some people just need to see me while I'm speaking. 387 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:43,051 - That's a great idea, Lauren. 388 00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:44,677 - [muttering] My fucking God, my fucking God... 389 00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:46,929 - So we'll be able to see real-time comments 390 00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,723 using this application? 391 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,476 - Application? Yes, Boomer. 392 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,687 - Oh, he looks so handsome. 393 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,606 - Handsome like a chode. 394 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,692 [upbeat jazz music] 395 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:00,943 * * 396 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,863 - Welcome, listeners and viewers, 397 00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:07,992 to a special live stream with comedy queen, Nicole Byer. 398 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:10,578 - Hi. - Welcome to "In The Know." 399 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,080 - [chuckles] How are you? 400 00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:14,999 - [laughing] Oh, it's already so fun! 401 00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,042 [Nicole laughs] 402 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,460 Now, Nicole, can you please explain 403 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,212 to me how a joke works? 404 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,047 - Sure. 405 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:24,300 So you have a setup, which is what the joke is about. 406 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,969 - You lure them into your trap? - [chuckles] Yep. 407 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:30,473 And then you give them a punch, which is the funny part. 408 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,183 - Mm. 409 00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,976 - That's when like a bear trap captures the bear leg. 410 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:37,897 And then a twist is something unexpected. 411 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:40,400 And a button would be like the end of it. 412 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,901 - I never realized how much 413 00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:44,028 the language of violence pervades comedy. 414 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:46,239 First, you set them up, then you punch them, 415 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,032 then you twist them and then you button up 416 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:51,035 the body bag over their mangled corpse. 417 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,496 - Yeah. Or it's like one of them Bop It games. 418 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:56,916 - Yes, exactly, when there's those rodents that appear 419 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:57,959 and you bop them with the mallet. 420 00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,919 Is that right? - [laughs] 421 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:02,880 No, I meant the toy, like bop it, twist it, pull it. 422 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,424 - Whac-a-mole. 423 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,467 - No, it's called Bop It. You know, it's like a game. 424 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,053 It's a black thing. It says "Bop It" in the middle. 425 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,096 And then-- - It's a Black thing. 426 00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:12,056 That's why I don't understand. - [laughing] 427 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,183 - And I would never appropriate the culture. 428 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,602 Bop It. It's like hip-hop it and bop it. 429 00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:17,937 And this is a Black thing. 430 00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:20,857 and I would never deign to enter into 431 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,859 that cultural space unless invited. 432 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,570 Now, we're going to try something next 433 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:26,863 where I tell you a joke 434 00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:29,157 and then you explain to me why it is funny. 435 00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:30,700 Is that all right? - Okay, yes. 436 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,035 - Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? 437 00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:34,454 - Why? 438 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:37,749 - It made him mean. Can you explain that joke? 439 00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,375 - Um, I guess it's a joke because 440 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,171 Hitler was already very mean and he didn't need the tequila? 441 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:44,714 - I'm going to stop you right there, Nicole. 442 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,382 I think it's an understatement to describe Hitler as mean. 443 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,759 - [laughing] - Okay? 444 00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:48,885 - Yes. 445 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:49,761 - And I have to-- and I love your work 446 00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:51,054 and I admire you as a fan, 447 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:52,346 but I have to take issue with that. 448 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:54,057 - Okay. 449 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:54,932 - If you're going to describe Adolf Hitler... 450 00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,184 - Uh-huh. 451 00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:57,518 - Ethnic cleanser and executioner of the masses, 452 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,895 as simply mean... - Yeah. 453 00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,480 - I have to ask you to use stronger language. 454 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,982 - Yeah. Rude, nasty... 455 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,942 - Nasty. - Vulgar. 456 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,152 - Good. Now we're getting somewhere. 457 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,154 He was a vulgar, nasty boy. 458 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,363 - Yeah, very nasty boy. 459 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:12,533 And I don't--I don't like him. 460 00:17:13,493 --> 00:17:14,410 - What are people saying? 461 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,120 - Oh. 462 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:19,665 "This guy looks like the stork who brings miscarriages." 463 00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:21,834 Wow, that is so mean. 464 00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:25,171 - "Homeboy face uglier than the devil's doo-doo." 465 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,714 [laughs] - Yikes. 466 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,008 - "His face looks like the physical manifestation 467 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,843 of the word touché." 468 00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,970 - Barb, I think it's pronounced tushy. 469 00:17:33,096 --> 00:17:36,849 - "Someone put this tragic dildo back in the trash." 470 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,518 - Well, the good news is that 471 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,853 while viewers are brutally insulting Lauren's appearance, 472 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:43,314 no one seems to be throwing up. 473 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,942 - Nicole Byer, do you think my voice is disgusting? 474 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,277 - I do not think your voice is disgusting. 475 00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:50,071 If anything, I think it's very soothing. 476 00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:52,281 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 477 00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,950 - Because there's some trolls on the internet, 478 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:56,452 a very small number, but they've been quite emphatic 479 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,913 that my voice makes them want to spew. 480 00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,373 - No. 481 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:01,499 [obnoxious voice] I mean, if you sounded like this, 482 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,793 then maybe I'd be upset about it. 483 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:05,211 [normally] But you don't sound like that. 484 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,797 - So if I sound sort of like a hillbilly Louis Armstrong, 485 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,632 then they would have a foot to stand on. 486 00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:12,635 But as it currently stands, they have no foot to stand on. 487 00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:14,512 - No feet. - Zero feet. 488 00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:15,888 They've been befeeted. 489 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,640 - They've been befeeted, yes. - Mm. 490 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,225 You're wise, Ms. Byer. 491 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,019 And that is why I won't change my voice 492 00:18:22,145 --> 00:18:23,604 or my body for anybody. 493 00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:25,690 And in the words of Shakira Aguilera, 494 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,817 "Words can't bring me down." 495 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,902 - Did you say Shakira Aguilera? - That's correct. 496 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,404 - Okay. 497 00:18:31,529 --> 00:18:32,447 - I'm Lauren Caspian with Nicole Byer, 498 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,866 and we are enough. 499 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:35,992 - And cut. 500 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,660 Great work, guys! 501 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,412 - Oh! What a rush. 502 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:41,664 I feel so empowered. 503 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:44,250 What were the comments like? 504 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,960 - The important thing is no one got sick. 505 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,587 - Holy shit! 506 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:49,964 Someone watching the live stream just died. 507 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,424 - What? 508 00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:53,092 - And it's because of Lauren. 509 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,011 - How could you possibly know that? 510 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:58,848 - The guy commented, "Oh, God. What's happening to me? 511 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,393 "It's so hot in here. I'm going to die. I'm dying. 512 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,770 You did this." 513 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,021 - [gasps softly] 514 00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:08,608 - "In the soil watered by your blood, 515 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:12,570 the tree of revolution will grow." 516 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,117 - Yes, the death of a listener is serious. 517 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:20,787 Please relay our apologies to our sponsors. 518 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,663 [phones ringing] LendingTree is pulling out too? 519 00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:24,207 No, please tell them that we still 520 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,000 have plenty of living audience members 521 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,418 who need weird, little loans. 522 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,503 - Where's Lauren? 523 00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:30,546 I'm planning his victim's funeral, 524 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,007 and I need his credit card number. 525 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:38,679 Hey, Chase, have you seen Lauren? 526 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,098 - Nah. 527 00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:42,016 I haven't seen him in years. 528 00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:43,601 - What? 529 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,978 - His laugh was like raindrops on a camping tent. 530 00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:48,147 And his hog was awesome. 531 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:49,607 [elevator bell rings] 532 00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:52,944 Whoa, what happened to you? 533 00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:54,362 - Did you listen to yourself? 534 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,031 - I OD'd on throat comfort tea 535 00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,075 and had to get my stomach pumped. 536 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,244 - And yet, your voice sounds the same. 537 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,288 - I'm only here to record a resignation video. 538 00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,833 "Love Actually" style, no audio. 539 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,626 - Tragic times, dude. 540 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,920 But, Lauren, you can't go on looking like that. 541 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,255 Someone else might die. 542 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,465 - I'll get a tote bag to put over his head. 543 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,050 - Not necessary. 544 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,010 Chunks and I used to watch "Ambush Makeover" together. 545 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:19,595 He'd always comment on how 546 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:21,723 the foundation on their faces never matched their necks. 547 00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:23,891 God, he was so smart. 548 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,102 Anyway, I'll glow you up, brah. 549 00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:27,729 - Thank you, Chase. 550 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,481 I need to look my best so I can go out with dignity. 551 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,817 - Oh... 552 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,069 he looks like an undercover cop at an Avril Lavigne concert. 553 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,114 - But his face and neck, same color. 554 00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:40,408 - We're going out together, old friend. 555 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,410 Me with the death of my body. 556 00:20:42,535 --> 00:20:44,704 You with the death of your career. 557 00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:48,249 [Beethoven's "Sonata #14"] 558 00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:51,127 [solemn classical piano music] 559 00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:58,301 * * 560 00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,558 [electric guitar joins] 561 00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:12,815 * * 562 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,817 - Stop the tape! 563 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,070 Nobody murdered anyone! 564 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:18,821 I just got off the phone with the coroner, 565 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:21,365 and he told me the cause of death wasn't Lauren. 566 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:22,992 - Wait, you talked to the coroner? 567 00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:24,410 - He's on my husband's case. 568 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,205 - Oh, I know that coroner. Guy's a prick. 569 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:28,831 Won't even let you touch the bodies. 570 00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:31,125 - Wait, but if it wasn't my voice, then what was it? 571 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,587 - Apparently, he died of something called 572 00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,506 Anders Schmidt Vulvitis. 573 00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,841 - Oh, no. - Isn't that what Sandy has? 574 00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:40,551 - [sighs] 575 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,178 - I should have believed you. 576 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,847 - And poor, sweet Sandy's numbered days 577 00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,599 grow fewer still. 578 00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,184 - And that's very sad. 579 00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:51,187 But the important thing is my voice didn't kill anyone. 580 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,480 I'm not a murderer! 581 00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:53,689 - Not so fast. 582 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:54,732 He may not be a murderer, 583 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,317 but his voice still makes people sick. 584 00:21:56,442 --> 00:21:57,735 Remember what happened to Tegan? 585 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,320 - Nope. 586 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:01,864 Their manager emailed me that Tegan faked being sick 587 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,617 because Lauren's questions were making them uncomfortable. 588 00:22:04,784 --> 00:22:06,244 - She wasn't really sick! 589 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:08,413 She was uncomfortable because she felt so seen! 590 00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:10,248 - Right. 591 00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:12,792 - You're going to believe some government coroner 592 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:16,379 over the lived experience of a dying man? 593 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,588 [scoffs] 594 00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:20,800 #BelieveDyingMen. 595 00:22:20,925 --> 00:22:22,468 - Crank me up, Carl! 596 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,512 The bitch is back! 597 00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:31,811 [heart monitor beeps] 598 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:36,858 - Sandy Kooter, Dr. Bronner will heal you now. 599 00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:37,984 [door opens] 600 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:40,987 [dreamy ethereal music] 601 00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:43,906 - It's you. 602 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,325 Oh, yeah! 603 00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:48,703 Spaceship Earth, baby! 604 00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:51,664 [Mort Garson's "Plantasia"] 605 00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:54,709 [dreamy synthesizer music] 606 00:22:54,834 --> 00:23:01,591 * *