1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:09,600 where they need three goals in just under 2 and 1/2 minutes. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,588 Right now trying to prevent any further damage. 5 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:13,584 Here's Anderson. 6 00:00:13,584 --> 00:00:15,350 The last of the goals that he scored 7 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:17,377 came off of the stick of the number three. 8 00:00:17,377 --> 00:00:19,710 Somoza trying to turn this into a shorthanded breakaway. 9 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:21,420 He comes charging forward. 10 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:25,175 Great reaching play by the captain in Cherniwchan 11 00:00:25,175 --> 00:00:28,910 to jump back avoid the backcheck reach the stick in there 12 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,985 and break up what could have been a one on one scenario. 13 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,090 Hey bud, what can I get for you? 14 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,130 Did you want something, man? 15 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,868 Cherniwchan feeds it to the middle, 16 00:00:54,868 --> 00:00:57,350 save made off the pass to Hrenak. 17 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,180 Backhands it around over to the near side. 18 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,760 Picked up by Hamonic. 19 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,520 It'll slide forward and get the clear all the way down, 20 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,070 stopping at his wall, quickly paddling it ahead to Fortin 21 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,660 again. 22 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:11,088 - 12 left,- 43 in the game. 23 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:13,330 I think they're trying to burn some time here. 24 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:14,440 We're kind of in a one-- 25 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,710 Hey, I know you. 26 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:18,760 You played with us a couple seasons ago. 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,200 Roley, right? 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,390 Well, it's Riley. 30 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:23,450 Riley, dang it, yeah. 31 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,610 Yeah, and you're? 32 00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:26,440 I'm Matt, but everyone calls me Proton. 33 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,340 Right, sorry. 34 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:28,120 I should have remembered that. 35 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:28,780 That's all right. 36 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:29,680 Dude, how've you been, man? 37 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,972 I haven't seen you at the rink. 38 00:01:30,972 --> 00:01:31,930 Yeah, good. 39 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,450 Work's kept me busy, so yeah, I haven't really 40 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:35,950 been able to make it back out there. 41 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:36,700 Yeah. 42 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:39,710 Well, funny timing, what are you doing tonight? 43 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,180 I just moved into a new apartment, 44 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,580 so I'm still unpacking. 45 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,420 Dude, I hate moving. 46 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,200 It's the worst. 47 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,090 Yeah, I'm not exactly looking forward to it. 48 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:46,870 Yeah. 49 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:49,060 Well, hey, assuming the guys didn't scare you off, 50 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:51,700 um, you want to come sub for us tonight? 51 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,820 I don't know. 52 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:55,520 I haven't really played since the last time you saw me. 53 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,250 I feel like I'd do more harm than good. 54 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,420 Nah, dude, you were solid. 55 00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:01,150 We'd love to have an extra guy on the bench. 56 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:02,540 I've just got a lot to do. 57 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,040 I get it. 58 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,110 It's like a super late game too. 59 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:07,470 It's like00 PM, I think. 60 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:07,970 Oh wow. 61 00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:10,270 Yeah, yeah, I'm just really behind on the move-in. 62 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:11,150 Dude, I get it. 63 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:11,770 I get it. 64 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:14,180 Hey, if you change your mind, you know where to find us. 65 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,550 And I think I still have your number. 66 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:18,410 Let's see. 67 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:19,190 Yeah. 68 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:20,390 Riley New Guy. 69 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,560 That's you, right? 70 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,130 Hey. 71 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,675 Here, I'll call you. 72 00:02:23,675 --> 00:02:25,490 [PHONE BUZZING] 73 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:27,370 Yep, still got it. 74 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:27,870 Hockey Matt. 75 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:28,420 I like that. 76 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:29,580 That's awesome. 77 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:30,690 Well, I better get going. 78 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:31,950 All right, man, well, it's good to see you. 79 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:32,820 Yeah. 80 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,777 Hey, I mean, those boxes aren't going anywhere. 81 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:37,860 I mean, a good sweat could help you out, you know? 82 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,230 Warren puts it off the pass. 83 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:42,360 Back to even strength. 84 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,850 Out of the box is Ierullo This is shoveled forward 85 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:45,600 looking for him. 86 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,520 He gloves it down out of the air. 87 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,900 Looks up, looks for help. 88 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,750 Sees backside of changes coming and unsuspecting 89 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,600 what he's been as he was stepping over the boards. 90 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,575 Ierullo down the right hand wing, poked away by Maass. 91 00:02:59,575 --> 00:03:02,000 [ROCK MUSIC] 92 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,700 [PHONE CHIMES] 93 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,445 A bitter rivalry. 94 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:23,754 Oh, I'll tell you what. 95 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:25,718 [ROCK MUSIC] 96 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:37,011 (SINGING) I'm sayin' somethin' 97 00:03:37,011 --> 00:03:38,484 I'd be somebody else 98 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,448 Shouted down dusty halls 99 00:03:40,448 --> 00:03:41,921 I'm saying somethin' 100 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,885 Always heard someone else 101 00:03:43,885 --> 00:03:45,358 Back when life was lived in color 102 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,322 And my minutes could be counted 103 00:03:47,322 --> 00:03:50,268 I'm saying something else: 104 00:03:50,268 --> 00:03:56,877 I'm using someone now 105 00:03:56,877 --> 00:03:58,370 I think I'm breaking 106 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:01,062 Maybe breaking out 107 00:04:01,062 --> 00:04:03,034 [BUZZING] 108 00:04:09,443 --> 00:04:10,429 Slightly cracking 109 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:11,554 Inside there's someone else 110 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:13,387 Desperately pacing! 111 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,852 I can't do nothing else 112 00:04:15,852 --> 00:04:18,810 Oh isn't it great to be erasing it all? 113 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:21,275 Until there's nothing else 114 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:24,726 I knew it'd be the same when 115 00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:26,555 My voice was wearing out again 116 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:27,680 I'd wiped out all my gains- 117 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:33,360 I'm using someone now 118 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,830 I think I'm breaking 119 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:41,690 Maybe breaking out 120 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:43,400 Slightly cracking 121 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,615 Inside someone else 122 00:05:06,335 --> 00:05:07,814 [PHONE CHIMES] 123 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,250 Just fucking do it. 124 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:14,850 It's hockey. 125 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:15,525 You like hockey. 126 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,620 Just fucking do it. 127 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:25,040 You got this. 128 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,390 [background] Reflected. 129 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:28,080 Mirror reflected. 130 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:28,580 What? 131 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:29,390 No. 132 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:31,617 You're not a superhero. 133 00:05:31,617 --> 00:05:32,450 [INAUDIBLE] pretend. 134 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,200 Absorbed your energy. 135 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,430 That's my energy now. 136 00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:44,710 You don't have it. 137 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:47,650 You're not freaking Dr. Strange. 138 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:48,250 Not yet. 139 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,238 Not never. 140 00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:51,280 Dr. [INAUDIBLE] is more like it. [end background] 141 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,060 I just don't understand why they put these games so goddamn 142 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:55,572 late. 143 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,280 You know what I don't fucking understand? 144 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,460 Why the fuck did you pack this and you didn't roll a fucking 145 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,270 joint? 146 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,040 I was just in a hurry, man. 147 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,270 Dunny had me working late. 148 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:07,180 You're pissing me off is what you're doing. 149 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,790 Fucking hurry, my ass. 150 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:13,970 Just fucking smoke it so we can go get our asses whooped. 151 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,100 I'm not even in the mood for Chet shit tonight. 152 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:16,820 Oh shit. 153 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:17,724 Who's that? 154 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,690 Wait, was he looking over? 155 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:23,710 I don't know, dude. 156 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:24,640 Just chill out. 157 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,335 Who the fuck is that guy? 158 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,570 Casey. 159 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:42,150 Yo Chet, what's up, man? 160 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:42,900 What's up, dude? 161 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,950 How are you? 162 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:44,545 Good, you? 163 00:06:44,545 --> 00:06:45,670 It's been a long time, man. 164 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:46,462 I'm good, I'm good. 165 00:06:46,462 --> 00:06:47,250 Yeah, no kidding. 166 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,756 Boys are pumped to have you here. 167 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:55,978 But uh...just a little late 168 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:57,457 [BANGING] 169 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:18,920 Fuck this. 170 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,990 Dude, you made it. 171 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:21,703 Yeah, I'm here. 172 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:23,120 Can't find the right room, though. 173 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,170 Oh, that's awesome. 174 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:24,830 No, no worries. 175 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,247 We're in this one right over here. 176 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,690 What's up, you sexy boys? 177 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:34,410 There he is. 178 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,700 How are you doing? 179 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,450 So good. 180 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,640 Oh hey, I got us a sub tonight. 181 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,080 You guys remember Riley? 182 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,190 Oh yeah. 183 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,510 About a year ago, right? 184 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:44,970 Yeah, but just for a game. 185 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:45,600 Yeah. 186 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,970 Yeah, you paid in full. 187 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:49,890 Man, I tried to contact you a bunch after, 188 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:52,560 but I must have had the wrong info. 189 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,050 Yeah, I can't remember what happened exactly. 190 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,630 So I'm John, if you don't remember. 191 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:01,170 And that's Nick over there, but let him approach you. 192 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:03,570 He's got a bit of a pre-game routine. 193 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,230 Got it. 194 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,220 Yeah. 195 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,130 And this rude ginger here, that's Kevin. 196 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:11,040 I'd advise not letting him approach you at all. 197 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,910 Dude, I'm strawberry blonde. 198 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:17,100 What's up, bro. 199 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,420 I'm Kevin. 200 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:21,670 Basically the only funny guy on the team. 201 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:22,470 Nice to meet you. 202 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,330 Totally. 203 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:26,250 Oh John, John, John, is it cool if I 204 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,510 get your back up stick again? 205 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:30,040 Dude, this is the third game in a row. 206 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,360 Get a new stick. 207 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,919 I can just go home. 208 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,659 Yeah, you can. 209 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:36,429 All right, man. 210 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:37,720 Yes. 211 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,000 Hey, no slapshots though. 212 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,010 What about my heater? 213 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,240 What heater? 214 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,240 Oh, you'll see. 215 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,040 Game's at00, right? 216 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,030 Yeah, we're not really like the warming up kind of team. 217 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:55,270 Guys tend to trickle in, like, right before puck drop. 218 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,890 How many guys are you expecting? 219 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:58,120 Counting you? 220 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,500 Seven, maybe eight. 221 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,055 Yikes. 222 00:09:00,055 --> 00:09:01,930 I'll try not to weigh you guys down too much. 223 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,222 Dude, don't even sweat it, man. 224 00:09:03,222 --> 00:09:04,780 We're just glad you're here. 225 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:05,920 Maybe eight? 226 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,420 Who's the maybe? 227 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,290 Jason. 228 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:09,490 [LAUGHS] 229 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,140 Dude. 230 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,820 Dude, Jason's not coming, man. 231 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:13,960 No chance. 232 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,860 No way, man. 233 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,270 He's right. 234 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,580 It'll be seven plus Nick. 235 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:19,960 Why so many no shows? 236 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,703 Dude, it's just the late game, man. 237 00:09:22,703 --> 00:09:24,370 It's like pulling teeth with these guys. 238 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:26,050 Oh God, here we go. 239 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:30,480 John, just do it man, before, anyone else shows up. 240 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,910 I don't know if you have a dentist in town yet, but like, 241 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:35,040 I could totally hook you up. 242 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:35,800 Oh. 243 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,620 Um, thanks. 244 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,340 Yeah. 245 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,420 I'll let you know. 246 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,400 I've got coupon codes on there, details 247 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,190 about our super convenient online portal. 248 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:46,950 And yeah, I wrote my email and my celly on the back. 249 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,420 Oh yeah. 250 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:52,500 chicletsmagnet@jcdentistry.com. 251 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,620 Just don't let him bully you into a free mouthguard fitting. 252 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:58,260 Spoiler alert, you still pay for the mouth guard. 253 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,390 I don't get why you guys talk shit. 254 00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:01,650 Because you need shit. 255 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:04,170 Most people charge for the fitting in addition 256 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,910 to the mouthpiece. 257 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:08,730 The point is, though, I don't put pressure on my teammates. 258 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,362 If you want a mouthpiece, I got a guy. 259 00:10:10,362 --> 00:10:11,070 Just let me know. 260 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:11,760 Thanks. 261 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,430 I just had my cleaning done, but I'll try you next time. 262 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,350 Cool, yeah, no pressure at all. 263 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,720 Let me guess, Johnny's pushing more mouth guards? 264 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,780 Boys, that online portal, super convenient. 265 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,830 That's my boy. 266 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,570 Yes sir. 267 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:25,700 What's up, guys? 268 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Hey, this here is Riley. 269 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,590 He's going to be subbing for us tonight. 270 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:29,280 Grayson. 271 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,190 What's up, man? 272 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:30,730 Yo dude. 273 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,180 Tyler. 274 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:31,810 How's it going? 275 00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,900 Were y'all the guys smoking out that car in the parking lot? 276 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,213 Dude, I fucking called it. 277 00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:37,630 I told you I wasn't sketching out. 278 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,350 He was dead ass looking at us. 279 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:39,850 Oh yeah. 280 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,650 You were so fucking sketched out, are you kidding me? 281 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:42,650 Here's your jersey, bud. 282 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:45,730 Oh, shoot, John, you even washed it. 283 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,830 Yeah, I hope you like apple pie. 284 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,190 So no Jason tonight? 285 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,340 [LAUGHS] 286 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,170 Dude, no. 287 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,550 Called that shit too. 288 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:57,230 What's up, fellas? 289 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,120 Hey. 290 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,620 What's up, Sondy. 291 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:03,880 Just laid the wood on Smokey Seafood 6-2, dude. 292 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,700 Yeah. 293 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,370 So you score any? 294 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,930 How about a hat trick, huh? 295 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:10,870 Not so bad. 296 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,610 Yeah. 297 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,300 Good job, bud. 298 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,050 Thank you. 299 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:15,820 Hat trick and a win. 300 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,480 You going to celebrate? 301 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,580 Well, some Shoney's would hit the spot, 302 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,470 but unfortunately it's too late and they're closed. 303 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:26,358 Oh, yeah man, too bad. 304 00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:28,400 Probably going to have to hold off till Thursday, 305 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,530 'cause they're opening that new Super Shoney's up 306 00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:31,670 in Spartanburg. 307 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:34,010 Dude, I have been dying to try one. 308 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,480 What makes it super? 309 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,610 How about an ice cream station. 310 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:38,900 Wait, did I say a? 311 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:43,040 I mean two ice cream stations and a meat carving station. 312 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,270 Also Edwin McCain is cutting the ribbon. 313 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,920 Wow. 314 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,450 Need I say more, fellas? 315 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:53,400 That does sound-- that sounds super. 316 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,440 Super lame. 317 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,460 Yeah. 318 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:59,300 Man, well, safe travels, dude. 319 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,770 I know it's a long drive. 320 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:04,490 It is far, but it will be worth it. 321 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,840 If you say so. 322 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,960 So anything else you need? 323 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,540 Oh yeah, sorry, I noticed you guys were short. 324 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,500 So maybe I should just bring my stuff in here? 325 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,450 Oh no. 326 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,230 No, no, no. 327 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,850 I think we're all good, dude. 328 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,400 I just, the guys are on the way. 329 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,547 I mean, it's eight minutes till ice time, dude. 330 00:12:23,547 --> 00:12:24,880 Maybe I could join the pie boys. 331 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,900 I'll just chill. 332 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,150 We appreciate it, man, but I just texted the guys. 333 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:28,720 They're in the lot. 334 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,887 They're coming in right now. 335 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:30,580 So. 336 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,997 All right, bros, have a good game. 337 00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:32,620 Bring it in. 338 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,790 Polly Pies on one? 339 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:34,420 No? 340 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,440 Nothing? 341 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,520 All right. 342 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,280 Hey, remember, you're my best friends. 343 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,480 I love you guys. 344 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,100 OK. 345 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,630 What the fuck? 346 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,270 Dude sucks. 347 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,170 This fucking guy. 348 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,130 Don't we need the help? 349 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:49,380 Or does he just suck really bad? 350 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,790 Where to start, man? 351 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:54,210 He's not, like, bad at hockey. 352 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,730 Dude, he is annoying as fuck. 353 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:57,660 More annoying than me. 354 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,120 By a little. 355 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:04,350 And he doesn't fucking pass, like, ever. 356 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,900 And he talks about Shoney's all the fucking time. 357 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,130 What is Shoney's? 358 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,800 Oh man, dude. 359 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,920 He would fucking kill for you to ask him that. 360 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,410 It's basically like a mediocre buffet place. 361 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,880 It's popular with the after church crowd. 362 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,640 He's OK with this being a different food 363 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,160 establishment then? 364 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,100 [LAUGHS] 365 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,270 That's good, man. 366 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,470 Hey, maybe we can use that as an excuse for the next time. 367 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,087 Not even funny. 368 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,170 So what's with this place? 369 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:33,270 Are we sponsored or something? 370 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,610 Proton here thought we might get some free pie out of it. 371 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,580 Dude, it still might work. 372 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,570 Polly just said we got to win the championship. 373 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,790 I mean, it's so doable. 374 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:42,780 Definitely possible. 375 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,670 All right, well we could have bought 50 pies 376 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,290 for the cost of these jerseys. 377 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:50,520 Yeah, but as everyone knows, dude, free pie just 378 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,780 tastes better. 379 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,830 Right? 380 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,350 Don't you think jerseys were just committing a little too 381 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,370 much to this bit? 382 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,380 No, I don't. 383 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,030 Dude, Johnny's just mad we didn't 384 00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,470 let him sponsor the team. 385 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,600 Marketing is tough these days. 386 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,420 If you guys had businesses, I'd happily support them. 387 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:10,200 But dude, John Calamino's Cavity Crunchers? 388 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,670 It's alliteration. 389 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,220 You guys were cool with Polly's Pies. 390 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,400 Yeah, but we gave you the shoulder patch. 391 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,030 That's true. 392 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:18,750 OK. 393 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,680 Really? 394 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,410 Yeah, no one can fucking read it. 395 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,190 I know that was on purpose. 396 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,410 What? 397 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,570 Dude, come on. 398 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,710 Johnny, why the fuck? 399 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,060 Look at me, John. 400 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:34,240 Do you think I would do something like that on purpose? 401 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,020 Seriously though. 402 00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,190 Hey man. 403 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:48,634 I know you're new and all, but I'm the funny guy on the team. 404 00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,480 Huh? 405 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,680 That joke you said in there? 406 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,310 That's something I do. 407 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,500 But dude, don't think about it too hard. 408 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,980 I've known these guys for a while. 409 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,522 You'll totally get it. 410 00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:01,680 You dripped some water on your shirt, by the way. 411 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,430 Boop. 412 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,570 [LAUGHS] Gotcha, man. 413 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,090 See you out there, bud. 414 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:05,715 Stupid new guy. 415 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,410 You looking forward to getting on the ice? 416 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,100 No. 417 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,457 Not at all. 418 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,040 Dude, we got to have a better attitude 419 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,120 in front of the new guy. 420 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,580 We could just forfeit and go home. 421 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,480 That does sound nice, but we're already here. 422 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,240 Yeah, that's true. 423 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,500 Hey, Noely's here. 424 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,250 What's up, baby? 425 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,060 Thank God. 426 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:25,950 Hurry up, please. 427 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,770 Hey. 428 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:28,730 Hey, go warm up. 429 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:29,772 I'll see you in a second. 430 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:33,638 All right, playboys, stay hawrt Oh, what's up, boys? 431 00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,180 Good thing I'm still in my gear, huh? 432 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,722 Because according to my calculations, 433 00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:37,648 you're down a skater. 434 00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:38,690 So you want me to hop on? 435 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,410 I'm still loose. 436 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:41,480 Yeah, yeah, no, no. 437 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,770 Noel just showed up. 438 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,290 That's cool. 439 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:43,790 Noel's cool. 440 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:44,330 I love Noel. 441 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:44,913 You love Noel. 442 00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:45,980 We all love Noel and me. 443 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,780 But earlier Kevin came up to me and he 444 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,250 was like, "oh my God, Sondy, you're 445 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,380 the best hockey-- you're like Connor McSondy or whatever, 446 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:51,860 you know what I mean? 447 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,038 So could you hop on the ice? 448 00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:54,080 Because we need the dub." 449 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,205 And I was like, "I guess I could do that, you know, 450 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,410 because I'd love to." 451 00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:01,280 Dude, as much as I would like to not play with Kevin, 452 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,340 it's not my call. 453 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:02,840 I hear you. 454 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,910 I don't have a letter on my jersey. 455 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,800 You're going to have to talk to the captain. 456 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,170 Johnny boy here's got you covered, OK? 457 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,640 I hear you loud and clear. 458 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,260 Yeah, so talk to John. 459 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,290 John, you got it. 460 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,730 Hattie then some natties. 461 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,440 Hey, maybe. 462 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,520 Stay cold. 463 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,275 All right, will do. 464 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,400 What do you think, captain? 465 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,280 You need three goals in your corner? 466 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:31,970 As nice as that sounds, Sondy, um, jersey, 467 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,410 you'd have to wear a white jersey 468 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,540 or they'd make us forfeit. 469 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,110 I know what you're saying. 470 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,140 You're saying that I need a white jersey 471 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,550 because you need me. 472 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,020 So you know what? 473 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,430 I will not fail you. 474 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:47,030 I'm on my way to get a white jersey. 475 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,720 I'm going to save the game. 476 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,680 Fuck. 477 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,197 Goddamn bunch of jerks. 478 00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:54,030 Keeping me here till after friggin' midnight 479 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:58,490 to play goddamn beer league hockey. 480 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:00,870 Ooh, I scored a goal in front of six guys. 481 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,490 Fucking meat head pigeons. 482 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,260 Fuck you looking at? 483 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,160 Nothing. 484 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,390 Yeah, thought so. 485 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,740 Keep roaming, keep moving. 486 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,240 Dickhead. 487 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,760 Dude, ignore that guy, man. 488 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,765 How are you feeling? 489 00:17:23,765 --> 00:17:25,640 Well, my gear is crusty as hell and my skates 490 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,560 are dull, but other than that, not too bad. 491 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,190 Hey, that's not so bad. 492 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,760 You just get a little sweating in you, that'll crust out. 493 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,395 Right. 494 00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:34,520 I just hope the muscle memory comes back, you know? 495 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,600 Yeah. 496 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,140 I hear it's like riding a bike. 497 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,722 But I never learned how to ride a bike either. 498 00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:41,960 [LAUGHTER] 499 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,820 Oh no. 500 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,290 I didn't know you were scorekeeping tonight. 501 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,348 Yeah, man. 502 00:17:47,348 --> 00:17:48,140 You want some help? 503 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:48,770 Yes, please. 504 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:49,270 I messed up. 505 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,000 All right. 506 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,650 Yeah, thanks. 507 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,340 You're welcome. 508 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,090 How have you been? 509 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,174 I'm good. 510 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:54,674 You know. 511 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,940 Good. 512 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,328 A nice00 PM beer league game. 513 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,620 Where else would you rather be? 514 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,880 Oh my God, nowhere. 515 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,970 I know. 516 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,470 Yeah. 517 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,610 Who's the new guy? 518 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:05,990 Oh, this sweetheart right here? 519 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,980 Oh, this is Riley. 520 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,832 Hey Riley. 521 00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:10,290 Oh my God, Young Genos are tonight. 522 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,080 Did you guys warn him? 523 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,890 No. 524 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:15,240 I had to get him in the building first. 525 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:15,740 OK. 526 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,700 Nice tactic. 527 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,120 Don't worry about it. 528 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:18,620 All right. 529 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,000 Just please don't let them run the score up, OK? 530 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,290 I will do my best. 531 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:22,920 Yeah, OK. 532 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,882 Look at this, huh? 533 00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:24,840 Sweetheart, am I right? 534 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,070 Yeah, chivalry, man. 535 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:26,960 I know. 536 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,740 Have fun I guess. 537 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,024 We'll try. 538 00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:31,920 [LAUGHS] 539 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,260 So who are we playing tonight? 540 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,300 The Young Genos. 541 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,150 I mean, are they good? 542 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,470 I mean, they're really good. 543 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,553 They're the whole reason we have a mercy rule now. 544 00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,430 They beat this team 24 to 1. 545 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:45,120 Holy shit. 546 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,980 Beat their dicks in the dirt. 547 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,270 But don't feel too bad. 548 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,660 I mean, it was Sondy's team. 549 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:51,508 Great pep talk, man. 550 00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:53,300 I'm about to look like an asshole out here. 551 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,210 Hey man, we all look like assholes out here. 552 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,560 You'll be fine, man. 553 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,150 Thanks. 554 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,730 Man, spending your money to play frigging beer league hockey. 555 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,600 Losers. 556 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,040 Guy thinks he's Rod Brind'Amour. 557 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,580 It's terrible. 558 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,964 I hate this fucking job. 559 00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,916 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 560 00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,430 I hate these guys and all, but for once, I'd 561 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,170 love to warm up as a goddamn team. 562 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,000 Are they always this intense? 563 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,650 Pretty much. 564 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,540 Make sure you keep your head up out there. 565 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,770 It can get pretty chippy. 566 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,030 Yeah, I know the type. 567 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:30,755 Holy shit. 568 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:31,380 That guy's new. 569 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,660 Do you know him? 570 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,420 No, but fuck he looks good. 571 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,300 That hair. 572 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,710 It's really doing something for me. 573 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,060 [SIGHS] 574 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,930 Where the hell are the rest of the guys? 575 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,070 Fuck. 576 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,830 But like, why was he even considered a good coach? 577 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,680 What do you mean why? 578 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,060 Homie took a ragtag district five team 579 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,740 and made them fucking champs. 580 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,380 Dude, it was pee-wees. 581 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,077 So a gold medal in the Junior Goodwill Games 582 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,160 ain't fucking shit either? 583 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,540 Come on, Gray. 584 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,010 Why the fuck should he get credit for that? 585 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,760 He barely spent any time with his team. 586 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,040 Charlie fucking Conway coached that team. 587 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,090 You know it. 588 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,570 And pushing those weak ass fucking Air Bombay loafers, 589 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:19,260 dude. 590 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,280 Come on. 591 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:20,790 OK. 592 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:24,180 One, those Air Bombay loafers are fucking fire. 593 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,100 Two, you don't think that he could 594 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,510 have a fucking social life too? 595 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:30,000 Those kids had to spend all day with that tutor lady. 596 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,790 Wait a minute, why were they even in school? 597 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,940 Wasn't it the summer? 598 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,080 Holy fuck, Noel. 599 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,040 Ah, Young Genos tonight. 600 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,510 Good thing we stretched. 601 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,490 [PUCKS CLATTERING] 602 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,220 So how's it going? 603 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,360 Oh, not too bad. 604 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,350 Having fun? 605 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,520 Yes, so far. 606 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,180 Uh-huh. 607 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,280 Yeah, convincing. 608 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,350 Well, I tried. 609 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,940 So where are you from? 610 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,170 Around Denver. 611 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:09,710 Oh nice. 612 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:10,210 Yeah. 613 00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:11,855 I came out here just over a year ago. 614 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:12,980 Were you skating out there? 615 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,670 Yes. 616 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,930 Yeah, a couple times a week. 617 00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:18,050 Why weren't you skating as soon as you got here? 618 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:18,710 Partly work. 619 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,000 Partly personal stuff. 620 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,520 Honestly though, just finding a whole new team 621 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,170 and meeting new people, it's just 622 00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,910 a little overwhelming for me. 623 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:26,450 Yeah. 624 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:30,950 I mean, making friends as a grown ass adult is weird. 625 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,150 Yes, exactly. 626 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,580 I feel like I don't know how to act in social situations 627 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,088 anymore. 628 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:35,630 I don't know. 629 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,210 I just get all up in my head about it, I guess. 630 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,700 Well, I mean, these guys are really nice. 631 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,650 Just don't let Kevin give you shit. 632 00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:43,470 I'll do my best. 633 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:43,970 Awesome. 634 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,610 Well, that's my expert advice. 635 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,360 [LAUGHS] 636 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,610 All right, but you'll be fine. 637 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:50,240 Just have fun. 638 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,080 Thank you. 639 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,000 What's up, bud? 640 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,830 Oh God. 641 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,900 I'm definitely down for some Wild Wings bro. 642 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,682 Buddy, I'm always up the wing. 643 00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:00,390 Just let me know. 644 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:02,100 We can get some pictures or something. 645 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,700 Fucking do it. 646 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,960 Watch some football, bud. 647 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,280 Abso-fucking-lutely. 648 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,930 All right, brother. 649 00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,160 What? 650 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,580 You're going to love that guy. 651 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,250 Who is that? 652 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,780 Chet Ennis. 653 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,610 Dude is such a chode. 654 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,230 Must be what that C stands for. 655 00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,622 [LAUGHS] 656 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,400 You're just jealous people think I'm cool. 657 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:22,970 Yeah? 658 00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,560 Is that it? 659 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,070 You mean like your two fucking brunch buddies over there? 660 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,405 We went to brunch one time. 661 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,674 They're not that bad. 662 00:22:36,674 --> 00:22:38,490 [LAUGHTER] 663 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:40,600 Yeah. 664 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,360 Dude, this fucking sucks. 665 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,320 Let's just get this shit over with, dude. 666 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,230 [GRUNTS] 667 00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,350 Dude, I'm practicing my freaking heater. 668 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,820 Get the fuck out of the way, K-dog. 669 00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:18,205 Jesus. 670 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,030 Dude, I said no slapshots. 671 00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,810 What the fuck? 672 00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:29,038 Don't bully me in front of the new guy. 673 00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,406 [GRUNTS] 674 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,230 Where is it? 675 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,820 Where is it? 676 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:41,011 If you're looking for the pizza Lunchables, I forgot them. 677 00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:43,240 I'm not looking for the pizza Lunchables. 678 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,670 I'm looking for the air horn that I know 679 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,100 I packed right before we left. 680 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,050 It is safe. 681 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,240 Can we leave it at that, please? 682 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,140 Yep. 683 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,250 That's fine. 684 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,060 Don't pout. 685 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,170 I'm not pouting. 686 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,820 You're pouting. 687 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,390 Fry. 688 00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:59,080 What? 689 00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,660 Look at me. 690 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,160 No. 691 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:00,880 Look at me. 692 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,020 Nope. 693 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:02,860 Give me those eyes. 694 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:09,320 Remember why we're here. 695 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,028 For Kevin. 696 00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:11,528 Because? 697 00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,810 Because Kevin's the coolest guy that we've ever 698 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,185 met in our whole life and we just 699 00:24:18,185 --> 00:24:19,988 want to be best friends with him forever. 700 00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:20,530 That's right. 701 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:24,100 And when he realizes that we're his best friends, what 702 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:24,805 happens next? 703 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,090 Well, then we go brunch crazy, brother. 704 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:29,590 Yes. 705 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:30,590 I'm talking shrimp. 706 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:31,090 Yeah. 707 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:31,510 Grits. 708 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:31,840 Yeah. 709 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,440 My-mosas. 710 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:32,940 Yep. 711 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:33,570 Benedicts. 712 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,210 Uh-huh. 713 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:36,040 Maybe even those little crepey things. 714 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,050 Crepes. 715 00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:39,100 They're crepeys. 716 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,110 Crepeys, yeah. 717 00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:43,685 Cheered me up. 718 00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:44,560 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 719 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,462 All right, boys. 720 00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:47,545 Can you stop that, please? 721 00:24:47,545 --> 00:24:48,250 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 722 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:48,850 Seriously? 723 00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:49,750 It's distracting. 724 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,490 Trying to give a pre-game speech. 725 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,660 Oh. 726 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:53,160 Anyway, 727 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,035 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 728 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,640 this is going to be a tough one. 729 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,870 I want your fucking heads in it. 730 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,192 They start fast. 731 00:24:59,192 --> 00:25:00,900 We're going to have to weather the storm, 732 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,385 and it will be all right. 733 00:25:02,385 --> 00:25:03,302 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 734 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:04,550 [CHUCKLES] 735 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:08,450 Dude, you sound like some weird stepdad. 736 00:25:08,450 --> 00:25:09,800 Thanks, dad. 737 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,310 Cool. 738 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,050 Fuck me, right? 739 00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,090 Just fucking trying to plan. 740 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:14,720 All right. 741 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,030 Riley, Proton, you guys are on D. Spell you 742 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:18,280 when I get the chance. 743 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,550 Rest of us up front. 744 00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:21,260 Let's go, boys. 745 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:24,360 Let's start on time. 746 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,240 Yeah. 747 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,972 Love the enthusiasm. 748 00:25:28,972 --> 00:25:30,424 [FARTS] 749 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,340 Jesus Christ. 750 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,090 We're all waiting for you at the dot, man. 751 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:40,650 Let's go. 752 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,030 Warm ups are over? 753 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,760 Yeah. 754 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,260 All right. 755 00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:46,540 Just give me a minute and I'll be right out there. 756 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,040 OK. 757 00:25:50,061 --> 00:25:50,561 Fuck. 758 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,520 Sup Chet? 759 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,450 Hey man. 760 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:59,090 See y'all got a short bench tonight. 761 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,710 Who's the new guy? 762 00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,570 Just some guy who hasn't played in a while. 763 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:05,150 I'd ask you to take it easy on us, but you know. 764 00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:08,210 Oh, come on, we won't mercy you unless you want us to. 765 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:11,060 We know you old guys need to get home early and get your sleep. 766 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,110 OK. 767 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:12,620 Fuck. 768 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:13,850 And Casey's here? 769 00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:16,727 What, you guys weren't blowing out people enough? 770 00:26:16,727 --> 00:26:18,560 Saw he came back to town, had to pick him up 771 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,782 before anyone else could. 772 00:26:19,782 --> 00:26:21,115 Yeah, well that's fucking great. 773 00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:24,650 He wouldn't help out your old ass team anyways, guy. 774 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,450 Yo, what's up, Casey. 775 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:27,530 No shit. 776 00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,760 What's up, man? 777 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,570 Nothing much. 778 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:33,220 What are you doing hanging out with this fucking jabroni? 779 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:35,597 Yo, so you're on my strong side. 780 00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,180 I'm going to win it right back to you. 781 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,763 If you could flip it up off the boards 782 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,410 without icing it and keeping it away from that guy, 783 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:42,790 it'd be great. 784 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:43,510 I'll do my best. 785 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:44,010 All right. 786 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,600 Let's do it, dude. 787 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,100 Fuck. 788 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:59,110 Out of the way, ya pair of arseholes. 789 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:00,070 All right, guys. 790 00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:02,445 Let's get this stinker over with. 791 00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:03,820 Fucking pecker heads, we're going 792 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,403 to keep this clean tonight, all right? 793 00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:06,520 You hear me? 794 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,630 Goalie, goalie. 795 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,950 Nice try, bud. 796 00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:13,810 Get there, Kevin, get there, Kev. 797 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:14,890 Casey, Casey. 798 00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:16,180 Get it back. 799 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,830 Oh, he's going wide. 800 00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:18,940 Oh, God damn it. 801 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,411 Somebody cover D. Cover D, guys. 802 00:27:21,411 --> 00:27:22,393 Fuck. 803 00:27:22,393 --> 00:27:23,768 [CHEERING] 804 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:24,560 All right, that's-- 805 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,430 Good start, good start. 806 00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:27,830 Not how we wanted to start, boys, but we'll get it back. 807 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:29,630 Don't worry. 808 00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:32,300 Hey babe, you picked a terrible time 809 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,740 to start playing hockey again. 810 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:34,580 Dude. 811 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:36,140 Don't worry about it, man. 812 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,848 These guys only play here because they're 813 00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:38,942 too stupid for college. 814 00:27:38,942 --> 00:27:39,650 There it is, man. 815 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:40,308 Come on. 816 00:27:40,308 --> 00:27:40,850 Shake it off. 817 00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:42,878 We got it. 818 00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:43,790 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 819 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:46,040 Hey, maybe we shouldn't make big plans this time. 820 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,270 Fuck. 821 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,790 Hey sports fans, you got a white jersey I could borrow? 822 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:57,400 John's saying it's got to match or they'll have to forfeit. 823 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,810 I'm sorry, what was that, Sondy? 824 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,030 I said, do you have a white jersey I could borrow? 825 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:02,620 Oh, I wish. 826 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:05,410 We'd been asking Kevin for fan jerseys for forever, 827 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:07,990 but they don't have any. 828 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:08,690 Shoot. 829 00:28:08,690 --> 00:28:09,790 All right, well thank you. 830 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,530 Of course. 831 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:14,050 Oh wait, there's a lost and found hamper 832 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,250 by the skate rental booth. 833 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,125 You should try there. 834 00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,050 You might get lucky. 835 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,460 That's where I found this jacket. 836 00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:19,700 I forgot about that. 837 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,650 Thank you, brother. 838 00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:21,310 Of course. 839 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:22,270 All right, pie guys. 840 00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:25,190 Hey, y'all still down to go to Spartanburg on Thursday? 841 00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:27,890 Oh, heck yeah, we want to go with you, man. 842 00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,860 Because word on the street is first 100 people 843 00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:33,770 get a $25 gift card and a signed photo from Edwin McCain. 844 00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:34,270 So. 845 00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:36,970 Do you think he's going to play that one song, the (SINGING) 846 00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:39,130 and I'll be. 847 00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:41,470 If he doesn't, we will, all right? 848 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,370 Heck yeah. 849 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:44,545 I will set the building on fire if he doesn't. 850 00:28:44,545 --> 00:28:45,712 You got my word. 851 00:28:45,712 --> 00:28:47,170 All right, guys, have a great game. 852 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:50,182 Bye, Sondy. 853 00:28:50,182 --> 00:28:53,080 Shit, shit, shit. 854 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,270 Aw, get there, get there, get there. 855 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:55,840 Fuck yeah. 856 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,880 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 857 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,160 I mean, I don't know what the fuck we do either. 858 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:04,600 All right, boys. 859 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,642 All right, I know we're down a couple early here, 860 00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:07,840 but let's pot 'em back. 861 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,520 What the fuck? 862 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,770 It's going to be a long night. 863 00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:12,875 You got this, guys. 864 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,312 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 865 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:16,230 Not me. 866 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:17,280 Not me, please. 867 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,600 Oh Jesus. 868 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,620 Oh fuck. 869 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:21,180 Oh fuck. 870 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,560 Step up, step up. 871 00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:29,620 Yo, yo, yo. 872 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:31,900 Boys, play responsible out here. 873 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,460 Let's take this seriously. 874 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,120 Hey man. 875 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,160 You have great teeth. 876 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,150 Thanks. 877 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,920 Here, check out my mouthpiece. 878 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,085 Maybe you need one. 879 00:29:48,085 --> 00:29:49,210 Keep it in your mouth, bud. 880 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,340 Oh, well, all right. 881 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,400 Well, you have a dentist in town yet? 882 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,170 I think I'm all right, man. 883 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,440 Well, if you don't, man, 25% off. 884 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,210 I got this super convenient online portal 885 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,020 you can check out. 886 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:04,200 Call me anytime, 24/7. 887 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,300 Yeah, I'll make sure I give you a call, man. 888 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,850 You're the kind of patient I want. 889 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:12,720 Great, great moves out there, and man, that flow. 890 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,320 How do you think that hair would look on a dentist? 891 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,550 Cover point, cover point. 892 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,380 Kevin, get your guy. 893 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,730 Shit, shit, shit. 894 00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:22,560 Left side, left side. 895 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,192 Get it out, guys. 896 00:30:24,192 --> 00:30:25,950 Left point. 897 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,510 Someone cover back. 898 00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,247 Back of the net. 899 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,080 In front of the net. 900 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,665 Left side, left side. 901 00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:38,165 Front. 902 00:30:38,165 --> 00:30:41,000 Watch the front. 903 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,500 Yeah. 904 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,250 Got a floater. 905 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,280 Watch him, watch him. 906 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,490 Apple, what are you doing? 907 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:47,490 Tie him up. 908 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,440 Nick, Nick, huge save, buddy. 909 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,700 Good one. 910 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,506 Loose, loose, loose. 911 00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:53,955 Help him out. 912 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,072 Shot. 913 00:30:58,072 --> 00:30:59,518 Nicky Noodle with the save! 914 00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:00,964 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 915 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:08,600 Dude, this one time in pee-wees, I was grounded for some reason. 916 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,860 I don't remember why. 917 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:12,530 [LAUGHS] Probably something stupid. 918 00:31:12,530 --> 00:31:14,610 You can ask my dad later. 919 00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:17,510 But he said if I scored a hat trick, 920 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:20,750 I would totally be ungrounded. 921 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:23,710 You know what happened? 922 00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:27,100 I totally went back to back to back-- 923 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,060 natty hattie. 924 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,920 And I was ungrounded the next day. 925 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,950 Cool. 926 00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:38,950 Sorry, is there a reason you're telling me this? 927 00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:40,600 I thought it might pump you up. 928 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,950 Give you some motivation. 929 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:44,590 Kevin, get on the fucking ice. 930 00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:45,665 Come on, let's go. 931 00:31:45,665 --> 00:31:46,540 I'm going, I'm going. 932 00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:49,180 Fucking shit, dude. 933 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,230 You can do it too, man. 934 00:31:50,230 --> 00:31:51,025 Go ask my dad. 935 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,525 Let me guess. 936 00:31:56,525 --> 00:31:58,140 He told you the hat trick story. 937 00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,400 Yeah. 938 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,990 Is he for real? 939 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,720 Dude, he thinks so. 940 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,470 See, I don't think he's scored three goals 941 00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:07,365 in his whole fucking life, honestly. 942 00:32:07,365 --> 00:32:09,265 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 943 00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:14,015 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 944 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:22,294 Come on, boys. 945 00:32:22,294 --> 00:32:24,754 Tyler, come on. 946 00:32:24,754 --> 00:32:27,230 Walk it out. 947 00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:29,180 Pass it up, pass it up. 948 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:29,930 Come on, guys. 949 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,740 Don't play fucking tennis with the puck. 950 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,240 Oh! 951 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,620 Good shit, man Riley, let's go. 952 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:44,130 [INAUDIBLE] 953 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,940 Get it the fuck out of here. 954 00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:49,040 Clear out the trash, guys. 955 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,610 Somebody ice the fucking puck. 956 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,180 Great shot. 957 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:56,360 That was dirty, brother. 958 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,720 Nice fucking save, Nick. 959 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,130 Sorry I don't back check, man. 960 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,860 I'm tired. 961 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:04,010 Fuck. 962 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:08,030 I hate to leave the new guy hanging, but I'm exhausted. 963 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,755 I fucking hate playing these guys. 964 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,630 I'm just so sick of them throwing the fucking 965 00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:13,370 body around like they're about to get a call up. 966 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,120 Yeah. 967 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,150 I don't think they understand the recreational part of this. 968 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:17,900 No. 969 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:20,210 And they pull this trash all game and the refs 970 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:22,910 wonder why it boils over in the third every single time. 971 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,180 Every time. 972 00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:25,700 But don't get kicked out. 973 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,190 Two on the bench is bad enough. 974 00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:27,710 I'll try. 975 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:30,330 Three hat tricks in one night, you'll be in the papers. 976 00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:32,000 Oh God. 977 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,140 Hey boys. 978 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,520 I found the white jersey. 979 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,890 Probably want me on the ice immediately, huh? 980 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,440 Hey Sondy, I don't think you can, man. 981 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,060 The game's already started. 982 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,370 I mean, it's a sick jersey though. 983 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:43,940 Thank you. 984 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,010 I stole it out of some dumb kid's bag. 985 00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:48,350 Are you sure we can't just ask Erin? 986 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,450 We can. 987 00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:51,230 OK. 988 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,430 Hey Erin. 989 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,230 Hey Erin. 990 00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:55,370 Erin. 991 00:33:55,370 --> 00:34:00,050 Hey, Sondy wants to hop on for us, but he can't, right? 992 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,180 The game started. 993 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,620 Yeah. 994 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,200 The score sheet's locked in. 995 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,870 I can't add to it once the game starts. 996 00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:09,650 Are you sure? 997 00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:11,719 I mean I saw somebody from the Flying Soldiers 998 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,489 did it last game. 999 00:34:13,489 --> 00:34:15,889 Yeah, I know, but if I do something, 1000 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,750 then the other team's going to just, like, 1001 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,780 possibly dispute the outcome because of an illegal player. 1002 00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:22,700 I guess it's just their policy, Sondy. 1003 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,560 You know we'd love to have you, man. 1004 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,467 That really is a bummer for you, not me. 1005 00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:28,550 Because I'm going to go eat an egg salad sandwich. 1006 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:29,755 But good luck without me. 1007 00:34:29,755 --> 00:34:30,380 You'll need it. 1008 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,150 I love you guys. 1009 00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:32,690 Oh my God. 1010 00:34:32,690 --> 00:34:33,380 Close one. 1011 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,010 Jesus. 1012 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:34,909 What a mutant. 1013 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:38,600 Jeez. 1014 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,330 Another fucking hole? 1015 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,310 Mark, Mark, yo Mark, come here. 1016 00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,989 Oh Jesus, Murphy. 1017 00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:47,150 Yeah? 1018 00:34:47,150 --> 00:34:48,170 Can we get that fixed? 1019 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:50,170 I don't want to blow out another fucking knee in this place. 1020 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:51,040 Yeah. 1021 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,120 You got a water bottle? 1022 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,318 Yeah. 1023 00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:53,860 There you go. 1024 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:54,670 Take care of this. 1025 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,720 Jesus, the fucking water ball doesn't even work. 1026 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,100 Does anything work around here? 1027 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,808 John bought them. 1028 00:35:05,808 --> 00:35:07,510 Can you expect anything else? 1029 00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:10,110 Would be nice if someone could cut the fucking ice around here 1030 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:10,740 sometimes. 1031 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:11,685 Jesus Christ. 1032 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,688 The fuck you say? 1033 00:35:15,688 --> 00:35:16,480 Have you seen this? 1034 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,637 It's a fucking joke. 1035 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,720 Bud, they pay me to put a layer down, not redo it. 1036 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,490 Don't put the shit on me. 1037 00:35:21,490 --> 00:35:22,585 He's got the point. 1038 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:23,620 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 1039 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,970 Guys, get the puck out. 1040 00:35:24,970 --> 00:35:26,560 Come on. 1041 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,160 I got high. 1042 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,310 I got high. 1043 00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,670 [GRUNTS] 1044 00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:32,500 Come on, Noel, you're better than him. 1045 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,800 Come on, Noel, put it by him. 1046 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,080 [GRUNTS] 1047 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,950 Oh, that's BS. 1048 00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:40,525 5 White trip! 1049 00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:41,650 Suck my dick from the back. 1050 00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:42,317 Fuck you, buddy. 1051 00:35:42,317 --> 00:35:43,360 I bet you'd like that. 1052 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,250 I fucking would. 1053 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:48,910 Kick his friggin' ass, Noel. 1054 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:52,480 Mark, Mark, can I sub in the P box for Noel? 1055 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,440 Would you piss off? 1056 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,660 You know everybody has to serve their own penalties. 1057 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,070 But I'm tired. 1058 00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,870 Holy-- fuck off you jackwagon. 1059 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,860 Can we play fours at least? 1060 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,360 Come on. 1061 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,038 Fuck you, buddy. 1062 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,580 You couldn't pour water out of a boot 1063 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,223 if the directions were on the heel. 1064 00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:08,640 Everybody fucking hates you, Chet. 1065 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,265 You're a loser. 1066 00:36:09,265 --> 00:36:10,600 It is what it is. 1067 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,060 Look who's losing right now. 1068 00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:13,620 Wait till I get out. 1069 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,057 Let me see you do something. 1070 00:36:15,057 --> 00:36:15,765 What's up, cutie? 1071 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,610 I got five white with a trip. 1072 00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:23,110 Christ. 1073 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,310 Sorry, boys. 1074 00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:30,458 It's all good, Noel. 1075 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:31,886 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1076 00:36:37,122 --> 00:36:40,110 You doing Bumble? 1077 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:40,610 Yeah. 1078 00:36:40,610 --> 00:36:42,560 Any luck? 1079 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,680 Yeah, this lady Padgett just matched me before we got here. 1080 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:50,000 She hasn't said anything yet, but she is good looking. 1081 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,650 Should I tell her that? 1082 00:36:51,650 --> 00:36:52,610 What? 1083 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,710 No, don't tell her that. 1084 00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:55,880 That's gross. 1085 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,810 You got to lie. 1086 00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,780 I don't know if I feel comfortable doing-- 1087 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:01,220 that's just being fake, right? 1088 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,720 Yeah, it's being fake. 1089 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,820 You just got back in the dating scene. 1090 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:08,570 I mean, these apps, it's a complete game changer, man. 1091 00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:10,250 I guess you're right. 1092 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,200 Do you think I'm ready for that though? 1093 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,400 You don't have to be ready. 1094 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,350 You got the expert sitting right next to you. 1095 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:16,520 Me. 1096 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,220 Well, I'm excited to go to Shoney's next week. 1097 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:20,845 I wish we didn't have to go with Sondy. 1098 00:37:20,845 --> 00:37:21,345 What? 1099 00:37:21,345 --> 00:37:21,890 Why? 1100 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:23,060 I think I was pretty clear. 1101 00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,300 He freaks me out. 1102 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:25,760 I don't want him in our entourage. 1103 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,360 He's trying to steal you from me. 1104 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,810 No one could steal me from you, OK? 1105 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:30,310 OK. 1106 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,450 Come on, boys. 1107 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,040 I'm in the clear. 1108 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,450 Come on, help him out. 1109 00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:39,920 Get it out. 1110 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,670 Clear it. 1111 00:37:40,670 --> 00:37:41,510 Oh shit. 1112 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,230 Let's go, Nick. 1113 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:43,730 Atta boy. 1114 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,230 Atta boy. 1115 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:47,970 Get the fuck out. 1116 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,750 Cover, cover. 1117 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:49,800 Nice save, nice save. 1118 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,570 Right side, right side. 1119 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,362 Man up. 1120 00:37:52,362 --> 00:37:54,210 Man up. 1121 00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:57,250 Get the fuck off me. 1122 00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:01,290 You got five seconds. 1123 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:01,830 Yo, Casey! 1124 00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:02,330 Casey! 1125 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,230 Got Noel coming out. 1126 00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:10,020 Yeah, Nick. 1127 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:11,460 Holy fuck that sauce! 1128 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,310 Woo! 1129 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,330 Let's go, Noel. 1130 00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:18,070 Let's go, baby. 1131 00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:21,500 Fuck yeah, bud. 1132 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,000 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1133 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Woo. 1134 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,620 Yeah, let's go. 1135 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,491 Yeah. 1136 00:38:36,491 --> 00:38:36,991 Woo. 1137 00:38:40,615 --> 00:38:41,740 I think I was pretty clear. 1138 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:44,200 He freaks me out. 1139 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,345 Have you seen him? 1140 00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:49,380 I don't want him in our entourage. 1141 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:51,230 Hey, Hubee, what's up? 1142 00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:52,370 What is up, Sondy? 1143 00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:53,010 How are you? 1144 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:53,900 What's up, Sondy. 1145 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,880 We saw you walking around the boards. 1146 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,030 That jersey was too small? 1147 00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,820 No. 1148 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,530 It looked pretty small. 1149 00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:04,560 The hell would you know about anything at all about hockey? 1150 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,130 I am a hat trick man. 1151 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:06,630 OK? 1152 00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:07,860 That's why I wear the tight Jersey. 1153 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:08,730 It makes me fast. 1154 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,530 Laws of speed. 1155 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:11,820 That is true, Fry. 1156 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:13,750 You don't play hockey. 1157 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,250 But-- 1158 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:15,960 Like what did happen? 1159 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,300 Some red tape bullshit, dude. 1160 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,800 They were saying something about me being an illegal player. 1161 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,240 I think they hate the flag. 1162 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,260 That's typical, man. 1163 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:22,900 I'm sorry. 1164 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,400 I know. 1165 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,332 Socialist nonsense. 1166 00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:26,040 They could have really used me today too. 1167 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,730 They could have. 1168 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,740 We saw you got a hat trick earlier today. 1169 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,030 Hatty daddy over here. 1170 00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:30,780 You saw that? 1171 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:31,650 Sure did. 1172 00:39:31,650 --> 00:39:33,960 Yeah, we stay on the website, so we saw it. 1173 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,850 So you saw how sweet I am? 1174 00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:39,800 Yeah, pretty sweet. 1175 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,390 Well, so, what do you got going on 1176 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:42,380 in the rest of the night, man? 1177 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,588 You just getting out of here? 1178 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:44,780 No, I got to run to my car. 1179 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:47,660 I got an egg salad sandwich in there that I need to eat 1180 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:48,575 or, you know. 1181 00:39:48,575 --> 00:39:50,450 That does sound good, but you know 1182 00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:52,520 you're more than welcome to join us for the rest of the game. 1183 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,080 I even think we're going to Waffle House with Kevin 1184 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:54,950 afterwards. 1185 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:56,870 I know it's no Shoney's, but. 1186 00:39:56,870 --> 00:39:59,990 Wait, you want to go somewhere else with me 1187 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:02,750 that's not here together? 1188 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,860 Yeah, of course, man. 1189 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,240 That's awesome. 1190 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,010 Dude, I got a fruit punch in my car. 1191 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,060 I will be right back. 1192 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:08,780 Hey, fruit punch. 1193 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,410 We love fruit punch. 1194 00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:10,285 Do you have any more? 1195 00:40:10,285 --> 00:40:13,730 I don't have any more. 1196 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:14,900 I'll see you guys there. 1197 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,460 All right, Sondy. 1198 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,740 You know where to find us, man. 1199 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:19,950 What are you doing? 1200 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:20,450 What? 1201 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:21,620 I invited him to the game. 1202 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,740 Why would you invite him? 1203 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:23,990 You said we need more friends. 1204 00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:24,978 Me, you, Kevin. 1205 00:40:24,978 --> 00:40:26,270 That's all the friends we need. 1206 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:29,750 You're going to have us go to a second location with Sondy? 1207 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:30,560 That Sondy? 1208 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,120 It's the Waffle House. 1209 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,500 You love Waffle House. 1210 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,700 We're going to end up in his trunk. 1211 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,200 What? 1212 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,420 No, we can ride in the back seat. 1213 00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:41,080 I have work tomorrow. 1214 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,500 I'll write you a doctor's note. 1215 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,310 Would that be legit? 1216 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,380 Of course. 1217 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,120 Solid period, boys. 1218 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,240 All right, guys. 1219 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,700 Nick was really bailing our asses out though. 1220 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,980 This should be a blowout right now. 1221 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:58,860 We got to play smarter. 1222 00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,990 Thanks, dad. 1223 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:02,880 Riley, I know it was a rough start. 1224 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,190 I really appreciate you not quitting on us. 1225 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,030 Looks like you're starting to settle in. 1226 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:08,360 It doesn't feel like it. 1227 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,488 Nah, dude, fuck that. 1228 00:41:09,488 --> 00:41:11,280 It's just a tough time to get started, bud. 1229 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,210 You're fine. 1230 00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:12,750 You're good. 1231 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,392 Love you, Nick. 1232 00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,882 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1233 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:46,083 Fuck you, buddy. 1234 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:47,250 Get your nuts off my goalie. 1235 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,875 What the fuck are you guys going to do? 1236 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:51,426 Show some freaking class. 1237 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,358 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1238 00:41:58,190 --> 00:41:59,750 Hey Erin, it's pulled up. 1239 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,390 Would you mind just plugging it in and hitting play? 1240 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,215 Thank you so much. 1241 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:08,730 Yeah, what is this? 1242 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:10,260 something cool. 1243 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:10,920 Is it? 1244 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,420 All right. 1245 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:13,620 I'm going to sell some mouthpieces. 1246 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:14,716 OK. 1247 00:42:14,716 --> 00:42:16,700 [ROCK MUSIC] 1248 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:24,880 (SINGING) Attention, Young Genos, players, and fans 1249 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,420 If you have dental needs then I'll put you in good hands 1250 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,690 You're not in the show, but your teeth deserve fame 1251 00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:34,900 You can get a special discount if you write down this name 1252 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,030 I'm Dr. John Calamino 1253 00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:39,290 DDS degree from Reno 1254 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,150 And I got a special discount for the Young Genos 1255 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:44,050 Fitting is free 1256 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:45,670 Mouthpiece will cost an additional fee 1257 00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:46,900 Keep keeping your grill looking fresh 1258 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,350 Get a filling 1259 00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:49,517 Don't stress on the bill 'cause the cleaning's on me 1260 00:42:49,517 --> 00:42:50,680 It's tooth hurty 1261 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,690 Our dentist chairs are never dirty 1262 00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,820 So skate on over in a hurry 1263 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,650 Get your whites pearly 1264 00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:59,080 Uh, we might be rivals on the ice 1265 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,070 But who wouldn't want a smile that's twice as nice 1266 00:43:03,070 --> 00:43:04,782 Located at 230 Ashley Phosphate road 1267 00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,490 next to Bojangles and Frankie's Fun Park. 1268 00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:08,140 Free fitting subject to your insurance provider. 1269 00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:08,980 Mouthpiece not included. 1270 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,750 This song is property of Chiclets Magnet LLC 1271 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,820 and unless on TikTok, any unofficial use of this song 1272 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:15,195 is strictly prohibited without express permission of JCD. 1273 00:43:17,612 --> 00:43:18,945 Note to self--DM Biz Nasty again 1274 00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:19,670 Oh fuck. 1275 00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:20,470 Fuck. 1276 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:21,720 Fuck, it's still going. 1277 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,760 Erin, turn it off. 1278 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,110 I don't know-- I don't know what you want me to do. 1279 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:25,180 I can't get it to stop. 1280 00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:25,750 Move. 1281 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:30,790 Copy league email addresses to populate newsletter audience. 1282 00:43:30,790 --> 00:43:34,060 Refill binder with the new glossy mailers. 1283 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,650 Tattoo ideas. 1284 00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:37,090 Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. 1285 00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,110 I don't-- 1286 00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:38,620 Thank you. 1287 00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:39,985 I don't know. 1288 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,470 [LAUGHS] 1289 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:42,250 Fucking asshole. 1290 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:42,880 What? 1291 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,750 I was trying to move. 1292 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,610 [LAUGHS] 1293 00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:48,700 That was more exhausting than the game. 1294 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,080 What? 1295 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,115 Oh my God. 1296 00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:58,510 Fuck yeah, dude. 1297 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,930 Oh God, I'm so sorry, Nick. 1298 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:04,202 So sorry. 1299 00:44:04,202 --> 00:44:06,030 Oh. 1300 00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:07,530 Wait, wait, get it out. 1301 00:44:07,530 --> 00:44:08,958 Get it out. 1302 00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:10,394 Throw it up. 1303 00:44:10,394 --> 00:44:10,894 Throw it up! 1304 00:44:10,894 --> 00:44:11,808 Watch on top. 1305 00:44:11,808 --> 00:44:12,350 Watch on top! 1306 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,949 [INAUDIBLE] 1307 00:44:13,949 --> 00:44:14,935 Come on, you guys. 1308 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,930 Backdoor, backdoor. 1309 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,414 Get it out. 1310 00:44:23,414 --> 00:44:27,850 [INAUDIBLE] 1311 00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:29,280 Come on, Apple. 1312 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,026 Come on. 1313 00:44:31,026 --> 00:44:33,441 [INAUDIBLE] 1314 00:44:33,441 --> 00:44:35,373 Can't get by one on this guy tonight. 1315 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:36,339 Ridiculous. 1316 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,487 So I'm sucking at D now. 1317 00:44:40,487 --> 00:44:42,070 Can you switch with me for this shift? 1318 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:42,850 Yeah, of course. 1319 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,110 OK, I'm going to win it back to you 1320 00:44:44,110 --> 00:44:46,193 and go left if you want to push it off the boards. 1321 00:44:46,193 --> 00:44:48,468 Hell yeah, sounds great. 1322 00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:50,928 [ROCK MUSIC] 1323 00:45:05,196 --> 00:45:07,164 [CHEERING] 1324 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,320 Let's go, boys. 1325 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,200 Let's go. 1326 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,390 Let's do this. 1327 00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:15,990 Uh. 1328 00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:16,490 Yeah. 1329 00:45:16,490 --> 00:45:18,200 Yes. 1330 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,115 Fucking A, boys. 1331 00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:23,950 Got one. 1332 00:45:23,950 --> 00:45:25,892 Good shift, buddy. 1333 00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,100 Looking good out there, boys. 1334 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,118 Legs are active. 1335 00:45:28,118 --> 00:45:29,410 The fuck are you talking about? 1336 00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:31,238 We should be blowing these fuckers out. 1337 00:45:31,238 --> 00:45:32,530 It's fucking beer league, Chet. 1338 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:33,370 Relax, bud. 1339 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:35,440 Dude, what the fuck are you talking about, bro? 1340 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,030 You should be roasting these guys. 1341 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:37,600 [LAUGHS] 1342 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,270 Does that C on your Jersey stand for Chet or Coach? 1343 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,512 Stands for fucking captain. 1344 00:45:41,512 --> 00:45:42,220 I brought you in. 1345 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:44,560 I gave you a jersey with your last name, so let's see it. 1346 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,143 All right, show me how to do it, Chet. 1347 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:47,560 I fucking will. 1348 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,250 Hey, Shoobs, get the fuck off the ice. 1349 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,400 Galley, quit with the fancy shit. 1350 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,872 Give me the fucking puck. 1351 00:45:55,872 --> 00:45:57,808 [ROCK MUSIC] 1352 00:45:57,808 --> 00:46:06,040 [INAUDIBLE] 1353 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,390 There you go, Nick. 1354 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,172 No way. 1355 00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:11,542 [INAUDIBLE] 1356 00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:16,170 Watch in front of the net, boys! 1357 00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:17,020 Pick 'em up. 1358 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,950 Good shit, Nick. 1359 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,360 Hey, fuck you. 1360 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,774 Fuck you going to do, huh? 1361 00:46:28,447 --> 00:46:29,405 Kick it out, you bitch. 1362 00:46:29,405 --> 00:46:32,648 What the hell, man? 1363 00:46:32,648 --> 00:46:33,360 Ow. 1364 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,130 Fucking pussy. 1365 00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:37,560 Yo, what the fuck, dude? 1366 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,880 Justice. 1367 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,110 61 white, rough. 1368 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:43,443 Eat a dick, Mark. 1369 00:46:43,443 --> 00:46:44,735 That's what friendship's about. 1370 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,120 Get the fuck off me, I'm good. 1371 00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,750 Fucking refs and their bullshit calls, man. 1372 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,300 It's not even fucking worth playing. 1373 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,260 God. 1374 00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:56,880 You good? 1375 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,430 Johnny, these fucking water bottles too? 1376 00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:00,510 God. 1377 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,700 I just, I can't stand fucking Chet. 1378 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,660 Don't worry about it. 1379 00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:05,640 You're giving him exactly what he wants. 1380 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,450 You're right. 1381 00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:07,140 You're right. 1382 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:12,390 I mean, just try to calm down for fucking two minutes. 1383 00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:15,570 Nope, nope, nope. 1384 00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:18,045 [ROCK MUSIC] 1385 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:02,020 Oh, she messaged me. 1386 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,600 Look, she actually messaged me. 1387 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,140 Oh yeah? 1388 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:05,318 What did she say? 1389 00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:05,860 I don't know. 1390 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:06,777 I haven't checked yet. 1391 00:48:06,777 --> 00:48:09,690 Let me see. 1392 00:48:09,690 --> 00:48:12,460 She said... 1393 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,680 "hey." 1394 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,730 She said "hey"? 1395 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,420 Just "hey"? 1396 00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,385 Yeah. 1397 00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:18,090 Ugh. 1398 00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:19,260 You don't want hey. 1399 00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:20,160 That's not good. 1400 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,450 Well, but what do I say back? 1401 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:23,730 Do I just tell her how pretty she is? 1402 00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:24,480 No. 1403 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,160 You don't. 1404 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,570 Have not learned anything? 1405 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,770 You got to play it cool. 1406 00:48:28,770 --> 00:48:30,520 She's playing a mind game. 1407 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:35,280 And when she says hey, you got to respond back with cool. 1408 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,200 Like what? 1409 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,390 Just say-- just say "sup." 1410 00:48:41,390 --> 00:48:42,260 "Sup?" 1411 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:42,980 Yeah. 1412 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:45,670 Say "sup." 1413 00:48:45,670 --> 00:48:47,420 I'm just going to tell her she's gorgeous. 1414 00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:48,500 No, no. 1415 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,010 Do not. 1416 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:49,430 Give me that. 1417 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:49,930 Stop. 1418 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,720 Give me. 1419 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,020 Give me the phone. 1420 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,030 I still have one hand. 1421 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:53,960 Give me your phone. 1422 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,410 Give me your phone. 1423 00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:54,980 Sent. 1424 00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:55,970 I did it. 1425 00:48:55,970 --> 00:48:58,810 You blew it. 1426 00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,190 Do you really think I blew it? 1427 00:49:00,190 --> 00:49:01,150 Yes. 1428 00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:02,470 I think you blew it. 1429 00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,810 That was your one shot and you blew it. 1430 00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:06,220 Just like that Eminem song. 1431 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,270 Just like the Eminem song. 1432 00:49:08,270 --> 00:49:08,975 God. 1433 00:49:08,975 --> 00:49:11,230 Well wait, how do I fix it? 1434 00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:14,110 You've heard the song. 1435 00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:17,400 "You only get one shot." 1436 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,480 Farts. 1437 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,380 Atta way, boys. 1438 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:20,130 Keep it up. 1439 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,220 Yo. 1440 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,660 Nice play on that goal, dude. 1441 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,273 Thanks, man. 1442 00:49:27,273 --> 00:49:28,940 Yeah, glad we bounced back a little bit. 1443 00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:32,750 For real, though, I fucking hate playing these guys. 1444 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,730 So are all you guys from here originally? 1445 00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:38,030 Yeah, I mean, most of us grew up playing here together. 1446 00:49:38,030 --> 00:49:39,680 Proton's just a little bit older, 1447 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,950 but we've known him a while. 1448 00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:41,450 Yeah. 1449 00:49:41,450 --> 00:49:43,430 That's sort of how it was on my old team back home. 1450 00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:44,600 Kind of took it for granted. 1451 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,558 Oh, where are you from? 1452 00:49:45,558 --> 00:49:46,634 Littleton. 1453 00:49:46,634 --> 00:49:48,620 Denver area. 1454 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:49,640 Oh shit. 1455 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,050 Denver is tight. 1456 00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:53,180 Do you-- wait, do you blaze? 1457 00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,320 Every day, man. 1458 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,450 It's been a struggle finding some out here, though. 1459 00:49:56,450 --> 00:49:58,640 I bet it's like going back in fucking time for you. 1460 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,980 Yeah, definitely takes me back to my high school days. 1461 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,510 It sucks not having a connect. 1462 00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:04,910 Well, brother, you got one now. 1463 00:50:04,910 --> 00:50:07,603 I'll give you my number when we're back in the locker room. 1464 00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:08,270 Are you serious? 1465 00:50:08,270 --> 00:50:09,727 Yeah, dude. 1466 00:50:09,727 --> 00:50:14,697 (SINGING) Fan of your life 1467 00:50:14,697 --> 00:50:18,176 And I dropped out, burned up 1468 00:50:18,176 --> 00:50:25,631 Fought my way back from the dead 1469 00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:36,585 Tuned in, turned on, remembered the thing that you said 1470 00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,263 [INAUDIBLE] 1471 00:50:37,263 --> 00:50:38,180 Oh my god it's a puck! 1472 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:38,270 Go get the puck! 1473 00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:38,812 Get the puck! 1474 00:50:42,714 --> 00:50:48,214 (SINGING) I'll be your crying shoulder 1475 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:52,642 I'll be love's suicide 1476 00:50:52,642 --> 00:50:58,827 And I'll be better when I'm older 1477 00:50:58,827 --> 00:51:08,420 I'll be the greatest fan of your life 1478 00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,070 I can't believe it. 1479 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,180 I cannot believe it. 1480 00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:12,830 We got an official game puck. 1481 00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:14,140 You did it. 1482 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:15,140 Oh my God. 1483 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,970 That was the new guy. 1484 00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:17,810 He deflected it. 1485 00:51:17,810 --> 00:51:20,390 Do you think he'd want this, like, as a keepsake? 1486 00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:22,820 He might want it, but I'm thinking 1487 00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:25,700 there's two guys that kind of need it and deserve it, 1488 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,360 you know? 1489 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,180 I feel like we should hold on to it for at least for now. 1490 00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:33,410 This would look so good on the mantel above our fireplace. 1491 00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:35,180 That's what I'm saying. 1492 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:38,390 Think of all the girls that'll be coming over. 1493 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,190 You mind if I-- 1494 00:51:40,190 --> 00:51:41,210 Be careful with it. 1495 00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:45,520 Oh yeah. 1496 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,490 Oh, it's real all right. 1497 00:51:48,490 --> 00:51:51,460 100% vulcanized rubber. 1498 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:54,130 It's level. 1499 00:51:54,130 --> 00:51:54,670 Oh... 1500 00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:55,850 [LAUGHS] 1501 00:51:55,850 --> 00:51:56,350 Let me. 1502 00:51:56,350 --> 00:51:56,500 Let me. 1503 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,170 That is ripe. 1504 00:51:57,170 --> 00:51:57,670 Let me. 1505 00:51:57,670 --> 00:51:58,600 Come on, come on. 1506 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,380 Get in there. 1507 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,010 Yeah. 1508 00:52:02,010 --> 00:52:03,790 Ribbed for my pleasure. 1509 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,190 Hey, numbnuts. 1510 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:05,910 Little help? 1511 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,010 Did he see us? 1512 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:11,900 Just be quiet. 1513 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,610 Holy fuck. 1514 00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:16,768 These two are as fucked up as a soup sandwich. 1515 00:52:16,768 --> 00:52:17,940 Me? 1516 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:18,440 Me? 1517 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,990 Guys, this isn't a fucking Stingray game. 1518 00:52:20,990 --> 00:52:24,230 I need the puck back. 1519 00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:25,760 It's OK. 1520 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,860 We'll find another one. 1521 00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,780 One more smell. 1522 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:32,030 There you go. 1523 00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:34,390 Holy fuck. 1524 00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:35,570 These fucking twats. 1525 00:52:39,310 --> 00:52:39,820 Here you go. 1526 00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:44,446 Fuck. 1527 00:52:44,446 --> 00:52:45,350 It's slippery. 1528 00:52:45,350 --> 00:52:45,850 It's OK. 1529 00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:48,680 We'll get another one. 1530 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,730 We'll get another one for the mantle. 1531 00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:53,510 [BUZZING] 1532 00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:54,850 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 1533 00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,860 15 miles, boys. 1534 00:52:56,860 --> 00:53:00,520 Nobody's beaten these dickheads in two seasons. 1535 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,890 Four straight losses to them. 1536 00:53:02,890 --> 00:53:05,070 Not tonight. 1537 00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:07,470 If we play these last 15 miles hard, 1538 00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:09,343 we can fucking beat these guys. 1539 00:53:09,343 --> 00:53:10,260 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 1540 00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:13,410 Wait, 15 miles? 1541 00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:16,170 Dude, it's the same as minutes. 1542 00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:17,520 Is it though? 1543 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,200 People say it. 1544 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,210 I'm just trying to say that we're close. 1545 00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:22,140 Aw. 1546 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:24,270 Now you're trying to sound like a cool dad. 1547 00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:25,830 [LAUGHS] 1548 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:27,510 Fucking guys. 1549 00:53:27,510 --> 00:53:29,520 Let's fucking go, boys. 1550 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,450 Fucking right, Nick. 1551 00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:31,810 Yeah, Nick. 1552 00:53:31,810 --> 00:53:32,850 Let's go. 1553 00:53:32,850 --> 00:53:33,810 Playing great, goalie. 1554 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:37,350 I get nothing and he gets all the love that exists? 1555 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:38,790 We love Nick. 1556 00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:41,370 I love him as well, but I thought you guys loved me. 1557 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,350 Anyway, let's just fucking beat these assholes. 1558 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,710 If it's for Nick, great. 1559 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:46,140 Hey. 1560 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,550 Nick! 1561 00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:48,240 Yep. 1562 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,740 For Nick. 1563 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:52,068 Let's do it for Nick. 1564 00:53:52,068 --> 00:53:54,548 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1565 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:15,910 All right, you pair of butt plugs, one period to go. 1566 00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,780 No ties. 1567 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,260 Goalie. 1568 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:19,760 Goalie. 1569 00:54:24,215 --> 00:54:26,690 [ROCK MUSIC] 1570 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,560 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1571 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,230 18, white, Dingleberry with a high stick. 1572 00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:22,575 It's Razzleberry, dickhead. 1573 00:55:22,575 --> 00:55:23,450 Out of the way, guys. 1574 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:25,220 I'm a doctor. 1575 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,270 A doctor? 1576 00:55:26,270 --> 00:55:28,190 Dude, you're a fucking dentist. 1577 00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:30,307 Yeah, and it looks like it's a mouth injury. 1578 00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,640 Let me examine the patient here. 1579 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,240 OK. 1580 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,130 All right, bud, I'm sure that hurts. 1581 00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:37,430 Why don't you just hold this on the wound for a bit. 1582 00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:38,450 Thanks, man. 1583 00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:42,470 Looks like it's a cut on the lower left canine. 1584 00:55:42,470 --> 00:55:43,820 Oh, that's classic. 1585 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:47,180 You carry a pink fucking fanny pack on you? 1586 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,033 Do you see how efficient this thing is? 1587 00:55:49,033 --> 00:55:51,200 You want me to pay five more dollars for a black one 1588 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:51,920 or something? 1589 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,240 Why? 1590 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:53,990 Oh, Christ. 1591 00:55:53,990 --> 00:55:56,390 When you're done fumble fucking with your gloves, like, 1592 00:55:56,390 --> 00:55:56,988 he's fine. 1593 00:55:56,988 --> 00:55:58,280 It's a long way from the heart. 1594 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,390 Let's go. 1595 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,320 The mouth is a crucial part of your body's ecosystem. 1596 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,290 All right here, buddy, I'm going to get you fixed right up. 1597 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:07,580 You got any allergies? 1598 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:10,544 What the fuck? 1599 00:56:10,544 --> 00:56:13,034 [ROCK MUSIC] 1600 00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:14,870 [LAUGHS] 1601 00:57:14,870 --> 00:57:17,500 What the fuck, Kev? 1602 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,090 John, boards, boards, boards! 1603 00:57:19,090 --> 00:57:22,400 [INAUDIBLE] 1604 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,248 Left side, left side. 1605 00:57:24,248 --> 00:57:26,560 Down low, down low, down low. 1606 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,345 Watch up. 1607 00:57:28,345 --> 00:57:29,710 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1608 00:57:29,710 --> 00:57:30,400 [INAUDIBLE] 1609 00:57:31,870 --> 00:57:33,940 That kid shouldn't be in this league. 1610 00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:34,480 Damn it. 1611 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,647 That kid's too fucking good. 1612 00:57:35,647 --> 00:57:36,510 Holy shit. 1613 00:57:36,510 --> 00:57:38,260 Hey, buddy, more rubber's gone through you 1614 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,030 than a fucking Vegas hooker. 1615 00:57:40,030 --> 00:57:44,500 I don't recall asking for the Ennis family backstory. 1616 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,765 Fuck. 1617 00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:47,140 You guys cool if I take it again? 1618 00:57:47,140 --> 00:57:48,130 Yeah, absolutely. 1619 00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:48,310 All right. 1620 00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:49,310 I'll win it back to you. 1621 00:57:49,310 --> 00:57:49,970 OK. 1622 00:57:49,970 --> 00:57:50,470 Here we go. 1623 00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,360 Don't give me that shit. 1624 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,740 Fuck off, Chet. 1625 00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,280 Fuck. 1626 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,050 Fuck you. 1627 00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:11,990 [GRUNTS] 1628 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:14,610 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 1629 00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:19,320 Hey, nice hit, man. 1630 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,055 I don't mind seeing Chet get dummied out 1631 00:58:21,055 --> 00:58:22,180 here every once in a while. 1632 00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:23,640 Yeah, what the fuck is his problem, anyway? 1633 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,390 I don't know, man. 1634 00:58:24,390 --> 00:58:26,420 That's just Chet. 1635 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,730 Bunch of fucking clusterfucks. 1636 00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:30,680 So I guess we're the new guys out here, right? 1637 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,130 Yeah. 1638 00:58:31,130 --> 00:58:31,760 That's what I hear. 1639 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,677 Well, you make it sound like we're comparable. 1640 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,390 I've been off the ice for fucking a year. 1641 00:58:35,390 --> 00:58:36,170 I don't know about you. 1642 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:37,962 Yeah, I mean, I just got back from juniors, 1643 00:58:37,962 --> 00:58:39,350 so I still got my legs under me. 1644 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:41,210 OK, yeah, that explains it. 1645 00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:43,670 Well, yeah, you want to hop in? 1646 00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:47,180 No way, man, this is beer league. 1647 00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:48,020 What the fuck? 1648 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:54,730 63 black, 21 white. 1649 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:57,730 Both boneheads with a rough. 1650 00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:59,400 Got it. 1651 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,870 Bash brothers, right guys? 1652 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,490 How's beer league treating you? 1653 00:59:06,490 --> 00:59:09,840 Oh, it could be better. 1654 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,310 Just try to have fun. 1655 00:59:11,310 --> 00:59:12,090 It's a game. 1656 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,520 Yeah. 1657 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,650 We were so close to getting that puck too. 1658 00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:18,600 Yeah, you went fully horizontal. 1659 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,850 It was pretty impressive, if I do say so myself. 1660 00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:21,450 It was insane. 1661 00:59:21,450 --> 00:59:23,083 Speed is my number one ability. 1662 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,000 I've always said that. 1663 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,200 You have always said that. 1664 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,370 Thanks for supporting me. 1665 00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,320 I appreciate you, man. 1666 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,028 Yeah, man. 1667 00:59:29,028 --> 00:59:30,570 You're really one of my best friends. 1668 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,070 Yeah, man. 1669 00:59:31,070 --> 00:59:32,808 You're my best friend too. 1670 00:59:32,808 --> 00:59:35,800 Makes me feel good. 1671 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,970 Hi Hubee. 1672 00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:38,625 Hey Sondy, what's up, man? 1673 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,000 I was just saying, you missed it. 1674 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,170 We had an official game puck in the stands. 1675 00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:42,670 Really? 1676 00:59:42,670 --> 00:59:43,400 That's awesome. 1677 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,290 That's very cool. 1678 00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:44,870 Yeah. 1679 00:59:44,870 --> 00:59:47,330 Yeah, it was pretty awesome. 1680 00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:51,040 Yeah, I could see how you as a fan would think that's cool. 1681 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,590 But as a player, I'm literally throwing pucks up out 1682 00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:58,340 of my ass. 1683 00:59:58,340 --> 00:59:59,930 That's not good. 1684 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,413 It is good. 1685 01:00:01,413 --> 01:00:03,830 So what time are you, me, and Kevin going to Waffle House? 1686 01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:07,040 Oh, well, you know, Fry, he's going to come with us. 1687 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,620 Yeah, I guess we need somebody to drive. 1688 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:12,200 But what time are we leaving, like, specifically? 1689 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,995 So as soon as the game is over, we're 1690 01:00:13,995 --> 01:00:15,620 getting smothered and covered, brother. 1691 01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:16,910 Diced and chunked, bro. 1692 01:00:16,910 --> 01:00:17,510 All right. 1693 01:00:17,510 --> 01:00:18,010 All right. 1694 01:00:18,010 --> 01:00:19,940 I got to go pee all this fruit punch out. 1695 01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:20,150 OK. 1696 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:21,020 And then I'll be right back. 1697 01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,010 That sounds good, man. 1698 01:00:22,010 --> 01:00:23,690 OK. 1699 01:00:23,690 --> 01:00:26,840 Remember, you're my ride. 1700 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,670 Wait, what did he say? 1701 01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:31,070 I think he said we'd meet him there. 1702 01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:31,680 I don't know. 1703 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,180 OK. 1704 01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:33,140 That sounds good. 1705 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,780 Fucking pussy. 1706 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:43,770 Yeah. 1707 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:45,720 You're real quiet over there. 1708 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,530 Excuse me? 1709 01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:48,810 You heard what the fuck I said. 1710 01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:50,250 Cheap shotting bitch. 1711 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:50,800 [LAUGHS] 1712 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,200 Good one. 1713 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,585 It was a good one. 1714 01:00:53,585 --> 01:00:54,960 Where the fuck did you even play? 1715 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,810 You're terrible. 1716 01:00:56,810 --> 01:00:59,320 I played AAA tier one, bud. 1717 01:00:59,320 --> 01:00:59,820 [LAUGHS] 1718 01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:03,000 Well, you're in C league now, so just shut the fuck up. 1719 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,960 You shut the fuck up. 1720 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,550 We're tearing you apart out here. 1721 01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:07,000 Then why are you crying? 1722 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:07,845 You're crying. 1723 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,750 I'm heating up. 1724 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,714 Come on. 1725 01:01:19,714 --> 01:01:21,678 [PLAYER CHATTER] 1726 01:01:25,606 --> 01:01:27,570 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1727 01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:36,900 No slapshots! 1728 01:01:42,550 --> 01:01:45,045 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1729 01:01:50,035 --> 01:01:52,031 [CHEERING] 1730 01:01:55,025 --> 01:01:56,522 Yeah, buddy! 1731 01:01:56,522 --> 01:01:59,017 Oh my God. 1732 01:01:59,017 --> 01:02:01,512 [CHEERING] 1733 01:02:03,009 --> 01:02:07,999 (SINGING) jersey with no name but we're partying now 1734 01:02:07,999 --> 01:02:10,494 Meet us at Waffle House 1735 01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:13,488 It's a tied score 1736 01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:15,483 [BLOWS AIR HORN] 1737 01:02:15,483 --> 01:02:15,983 Yes! 1738 01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:16,483 Oh my God. 1739 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,977 Let's go, Kevin! 1740 01:02:18,977 --> 01:02:20,973 [CHEERING] 1741 01:02:22,470 --> 01:02:25,464 Kevin! 1742 01:02:25,464 --> 01:02:27,959 Let's go! 1743 01:02:27,959 --> 01:02:32,450 Waffle House, Waffle House, Waffle House, Woo! 1744 01:02:35,111 --> 01:02:37,496 [CHEERING] 1745 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,580 Mark, time out. 1746 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,880 Are you fucking serious? 1747 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,380 Yeah. 1748 01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:49,370 We got to win this one. 1749 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:50,750 Jesus Christ. 1750 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:51,920 All right. 1751 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,820 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1752 01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:53,960 Time out, white. 1753 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,200 And hurry the fuck up. 1754 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,790 What the fuck are we doing? 1755 01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:00,260 Get it the fuck together. 1756 01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:02,570 We're out here letting fucking Kevin score? 1757 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,490 Jesus Christ, boys. 1758 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:05,940 Get a fucking clue. 1759 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,060 I mean, great guy, love having beers with him, 1760 01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:09,840 but he's fucking dog shit at hockey. 1761 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,580 Chet, this is recreational hockey, bud. 1762 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:12,830 They're having fun over there. 1763 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:13,610 Like, just relax. 1764 01:03:13,610 --> 01:03:15,590 I don't give a fuck if they're having fun. 1765 01:03:15,590 --> 01:03:17,750 I'm trying to get a W. The fuck are you doing? 1766 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,250 Chet, it's beer league, bud. 1767 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,692 Fuck you, bud. 1768 01:03:20,692 --> 01:03:22,400 Shewbs, what the fuck are you looking at? 1769 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,790 Go fuck a goat, you pigeon. 1770 01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:27,260 You dork. 1771 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,730 Are you serious, dude? 1772 01:03:28,730 --> 01:03:30,170 It's late enough. 1773 01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:32,690 Yeah, man, only nerds call time out in beer league. 1774 01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:35,030 Do you guys not care about this? 1775 01:03:35,030 --> 01:03:36,800 You guys better be fucking shitting me. 1776 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,350 Time out in goddamn beer league? 1777 01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:39,630 Dude, we got to strategize. 1778 01:03:39,630 --> 01:03:41,180 We got to beat these assholes. 1779 01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:41,780 Strategize? 1780 01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,680 You're not Jared Bednar. 1781 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,722 It's not the Stanley Cup. 1782 01:03:43,722 --> 01:03:45,170 Settle down, wrap it up, let's go. 1783 01:03:45,170 --> 01:03:45,890 I need to go to bed. 1784 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:46,760 I got mouths to feed. 1785 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,440 I know you probably never been with a woman before, 1786 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,670 but some of us have. 1787 01:03:49,670 --> 01:03:51,590 First off, I have done sex before. 1788 01:03:51,590 --> 01:03:52,580 OK, yeah. 1789 01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:55,140 Second off, I can help your family, actually. 1790 01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:58,300 I have 25% off to my office here. 1791 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:58,800 Come in. 1792 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,450 I'll work on those teeth of yours. 1793 01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:01,542 OK, settle down, Hermie. 1794 01:04:01,542 --> 01:04:02,250 It's after00. 1795 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,000 I got to get home, feed the kids, beat it. 1796 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,100 I want to go home. 1797 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,690 This crazy guy is fucking right, man. 1798 01:04:06,690 --> 01:04:07,680 Let's fucking go. 1799 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,840 Who the fuck are you? 1800 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,830 I'm Kevin. 1801 01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:12,300 Shut the fuck up, Kevin. 1802 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:12,900 Over. 1803 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,400 Done. 1804 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,330 Get out. 1805 01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:16,770 Alright, fuck that guy. 1806 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,870 You are the reason that we're still here, Kevin. 1807 01:04:18,870 --> 01:04:21,608 We have time to win. 1808 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,650 Let's fucking do it, man. 1809 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,630 Let's win, I guess. 1810 01:04:24,630 --> 01:04:25,327 Are you sure? 1811 01:04:25,327 --> 01:04:26,910 How long are time outs in this league? 1812 01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:28,647 Dude, too fucking long. 1813 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,480 Well you don't sound very confident in that. 1814 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,040 Pick 'em up, pick 'em up. 1815 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,700 Good job, man. 1816 01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:39,968 We'll get point, point. 1817 01:04:39,968 --> 01:04:40,820 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1818 01:04:40,820 --> 01:04:41,930 [PLAYER CHATTER] 1819 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:49,080 Walking right down the middle. 1820 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,660 What are we doing? 1821 01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:51,620 Left, left, left. 1822 01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:53,240 Clear it, clear it. 1823 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,560 Down low, down low. 1824 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,240 I got him. 1825 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,020 Got it. 1826 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,700 Come on, Nick. 1827 01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,540 Oh no, don't. 1828 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,950 Oh Kevin, that's a shitty plan. 1829 01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:06,280 Let's get out, boys. 1830 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,530 Stop letting him skate around. 1831 01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:08,307 Across. 1832 01:05:08,307 --> 01:05:08,890 Come on, boys. 1833 01:05:08,890 --> 01:05:09,557 Let's get to OT. 1834 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:10,447 There we go, Nick. 1835 01:05:10,447 --> 01:05:11,280 Keep it going, boys. 1836 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,300 Keep the pressure up. 1837 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:13,180 Oh fuck. 1838 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:14,970 Oh fuck, still loose. still loose. 1839 01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:17,700 Go to the net. 1840 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,600 Up, up, up, up. 1841 01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,160 Come on boys, get it out. 1842 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,605 Get it out. 1843 01:05:25,605 --> 01:05:26,230 Get that going. 1844 01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:26,730 Clear it. 1845 01:05:29,410 --> 01:05:30,760 I am wide open. 1846 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,307 Someone look. 1847 01:05:31,307 --> 01:05:31,807 Look. 1848 01:05:31,807 --> 01:05:33,940 Look up. 1849 01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:34,540 Fuck off me. 1850 01:05:37,408 --> 01:05:39,035 Put some pressure on. 1851 01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,460 Woo. 1852 01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:43,020 10 seconds, boys, 10 seconds. 1853 01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:47,820 Come on, guys. 1854 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,780 Nice one, Nick. 1855 01:05:48,780 --> 01:05:49,860 Keep it out. 1856 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:50,380 Cover it. 1857 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:50,880 Under it. 1858 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,097 Lay on it. 1859 01:05:52,097 --> 01:05:54,085 [BUZZING] 1860 01:05:54,085 --> 01:05:56,570 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1861 01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,750 Ha, I think she wants to meet up. 1862 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:23,550 I told you this would work. 1863 01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:24,780 She wants to meet up? 1864 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,350 Yes. 1865 01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:26,070 With you? 1866 01:06:26,070 --> 01:06:26,670 Yes. 1867 01:06:26,670 --> 01:06:27,600 Tonight? 1868 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,604 Also true. 1869 01:06:29,604 --> 01:06:30,990 [LAUGHS] 1870 01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:32,400 You know what that means? 1871 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,280 She is DTP. 1872 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,470 I don't know what that means. 1873 01:06:37,470 --> 01:06:38,220 Down to plow. 1874 01:06:41,370 --> 01:06:43,530 Like sex? 1875 01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:44,040 Yeah. 1876 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,030 Like sex. 1877 01:06:45,030 --> 01:06:49,050 You know, making love. 1878 01:06:49,050 --> 01:06:52,356 I mean, I know what it is. 1879 01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:55,850 It just scares me a lot. 1880 01:06:55,850 --> 01:06:57,030 It's OK to be scared, buddy. 1881 01:06:57,030 --> 01:06:58,740 But you have to do it. 1882 01:06:58,740 --> 01:06:59,448 But no, I don't. 1883 01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:01,990 I just wanted to go dancing or something and get to know her. 1884 01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:03,340 She asked you to go dancing? 1885 01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:06,010 I'm going to ask her to go dancing. 1886 01:07:06,010 --> 01:07:08,200 She's going to know that that is code for sex. 1887 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,630 Be careful what you say. 1888 01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:12,280 Dancing means sex now? 1889 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,403 Dancing means sex now. 1890 01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:15,070 I have been out of the game a long time. 1891 01:07:15,070 --> 01:07:16,120 Yeah. 1892 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,530 I'm going to invite her to dance. 1893 01:07:17,530 --> 01:07:21,250 If she wants to eff, she can find somebody else. 1894 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,590 Way to go, Captain Duck. 1895 01:07:23,590 --> 01:07:26,170 Top notch time out. 1896 01:07:26,170 --> 01:07:27,790 I'm so tired. 1897 01:07:27,790 --> 01:07:30,430 Why the hell did I tie it up? 1898 01:07:30,430 --> 01:07:32,120 Stupid. 1899 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,120 I mean, K-dawg, you can leave whenever you want. 1900 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,310 It's OK, for real. 1901 01:07:36,310 --> 01:07:37,060 It's cool with me. 1902 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:38,200 Later, Kev. 1903 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,100 See you. 1904 01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:41,200 Guys, guys, winning is so much fun. 1905 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,060 I'm joking. 1906 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,860 I mean, he is the funny guy on the team. 1907 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,844 [LAUGHTER] 1908 01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:50,390 Not cool, man. 1909 01:07:50,390 --> 01:07:53,255 So do you guys do overtime or straight to shootout? 1910 01:07:53,255 --> 01:07:54,380 We go straight to shootout. 1911 01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:56,390 And since Sondy's team went 40 rounds, 1912 01:07:56,390 --> 01:07:57,590 we're only doing three now. 1913 01:07:57,590 --> 01:07:59,120 So. 1914 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,290 Yes, Kevin? 1915 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,450 Please let me shoot. 1916 01:08:02,450 --> 01:08:03,450 No. 1917 01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:04,280 No. 1918 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,760 No way, dude. 1919 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,260 No. 1920 01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:07,700 Absolutely not. 1921 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,190 I've had the hot stick all freaking night. 1922 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:11,300 No. 1923 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:12,028 No. 1924 01:08:12,028 --> 01:08:13,070 It's not even your stick. 1925 01:08:13,070 --> 01:08:13,570 Yeah. 1926 01:08:13,570 --> 01:08:14,420 I'll take that back. 1927 01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:16,795 And I'm going to be actually going first in the shootout. 1928 01:08:16,795 --> 01:08:18,859 Huge branding opportunity for JCD. 1929 01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:19,910 You guys get it. 1930 01:08:19,910 --> 01:08:22,700 I can match this slick Casey kid's moves. 1931 01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,470 Then we're going to have Noel go second. 1932 01:08:24,470 --> 01:08:26,168 I mean, he's been fantastic tonight. 1933 01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:28,460 And then-- and then guys, what do you think about Riley 1934 01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:29,335 taking the third one? 1935 01:08:29,335 --> 01:08:30,319 Yeah, I'm OK with that. 1936 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,370 Well, wait, are you sure? 1937 01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:31,700 Yeah, I like that. 1938 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,109 You've been great tonight. 1939 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,210 Kev, what's your problem? 1940 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:38,270 My problem is, like, y'all pick him over me in the shootout 1941 01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:40,490 and, like, I've been here for, like-- 1942 01:08:40,490 --> 01:08:43,160 I'm putting my skate down for the last time. 1943 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,630 It's either me or him. 1944 01:08:45,630 --> 01:08:46,130 Riley. 1945 01:08:46,130 --> 01:08:47,420 Cool, Riley, welcome. 1946 01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:48,620 Yeah. 1947 01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,120 I mean, he paid in full. 1948 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,866 You still owe $171. 1949 01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:53,246 [COUGHS] 1950 01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:56,670 What? 1951 01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:58,979 You paid $29? 1952 01:08:58,979 --> 01:08:59,609 Yeah. 1953 01:08:59,609 --> 01:09:00,619 How? 1954 01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:01,119 Why? 1955 01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:05,285 Well. 1956 01:09:05,285 --> 01:09:06,160 What the fuck, Kevin. 1957 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,407 I don't even want to hear what your excuse is, Kevin. 1958 01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:10,240 I was going to tell you guys about it later. 1959 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,620 No, I don't want to hear it. 1960 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:15,130 My parents are going through a divorce, guys. 1961 01:09:15,130 --> 01:09:16,920 You're a grown man. 1962 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,913 Yeah, but it still hurts. 1963 01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,580 Erin, you're going to have to keep track 1964 01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:21,747 of the score and everything. 1965 01:09:21,747 --> 01:09:22,750 I need a break. 1966 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:23,250 OK. 1967 01:09:29,142 --> 01:09:31,597 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1968 01:09:45,170 --> 01:09:47,130 [CHEERING] 1969 01:09:47,130 --> 01:09:48,110 Don't worry, boys. 1970 01:09:51,050 --> 01:09:53,790 That wasn't too bad, eh boys? 1971 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,320 Let's get one and tie it up. 1972 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,539 Come on, Johnny. 1973 01:09:57,539 --> 01:10:00,004 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 1974 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,360 Damn, that's a good fit. 1975 01:10:13,190 --> 01:10:17,658 Shit, all the kids are coming to JCD when they see this. 1976 01:10:17,658 --> 01:10:18,950 Oh my God, I did the spin move. 1977 01:10:18,950 --> 01:10:20,525 Here it comes, the big TikTok moment. 1978 01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,830 Well, fuck, man. 1979 01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:26,880 Did not go as planned. 1980 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,660 Holy shit, John. 1981 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:33,006 Hit it with your purse next time. 1982 01:10:33,006 --> 01:10:34,360 Hockey is not your thing, dude. 1983 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,370 Whatever, man, I nailed the spin move. 1984 01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:38,440 My dangles would have been way more tight. 1985 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,110 Shut the hell up, Kevin. 1986 01:10:41,110 --> 01:10:42,990 Oh man, it's Gallagher. 1987 01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:44,360 He's got pretty solid flow. 1988 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,543 He's no Casey, but. 1989 01:10:45,543 --> 01:10:47,460 Why are you so obsessed with everybody's hair? 1990 01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,190 It's getting kind of weird, honestly. 1991 01:10:49,190 --> 01:10:49,850 Let's go, Nick. 1992 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,120 Yeah! 1993 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,000 Woo! 1994 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,460 Big dick Nick! 1995 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,460 Big dick Nick! 1996 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,960 Big dick Nick! 1997 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,986 Big dick Nick! 1998 01:11:05,986 --> 01:11:06,940 [BLOWS AIR HORN] 1999 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:09,580 Noel, you're up. 2000 01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:12,076 It's time. 2001 01:11:12,076 --> 01:11:14,044 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2002 01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:22,900 Let's go, Noel. 2003 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:26,370 You got it. 2004 01:11:26,370 --> 01:11:28,030 I chose you for a reason, Noel. 2005 01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:30,250 You got this. 2006 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,500 You got this, Noely. 2007 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,090 He can't even stop a beach ball. 2008 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:34,750 Right, guys? 2009 01:11:39,150 --> 01:11:41,126 Let's go, let's go. 2010 01:11:41,126 --> 01:11:41,626 Go home. 2011 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:49,930 [CHEERING] 2012 01:11:57,670 --> 01:11:58,170 Nice. 2013 01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:03,600 All right, cutie. 2014 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,680 You're not that cute. 2015 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,540 You might be cute, but Kevin's never 2016 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:08,466 going to Wild Wings with you. 2017 01:12:08,466 --> 01:12:09,320 That's right. 2018 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,205 He likes us. 2019 01:12:13,508 --> 01:12:15,998 [CHEERING] 2020 01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:20,310 Big dick Nick! 2021 01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:21,810 Big dick Nick! 2022 01:12:21,810 --> 01:12:23,340 Big dick Nick! 2023 01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:25,440 Big dick Nick! 2024 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,880 No. 2025 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,060 No, no, no. 2026 01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:30,900 It's not working. 2027 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:31,470 It's OK. 2028 01:12:31,470 --> 01:12:32,387 We'll get another one. 2029 01:12:32,387 --> 01:12:35,760 What did I tell you idiots about that fucking air horn? 2030 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,020 It's not even working. 2031 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,235 It's flat. 2032 01:12:38,235 --> 01:12:40,110 I'll come up there and show you fucking flat. 2033 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:40,650 Put it away. 2034 01:12:40,650 --> 01:12:42,610 I'm sick of talking to you two idiots. 2035 01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:43,800 No. 2036 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,540 Stop threatening to flatten my friend. 2037 01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,280 That's every week you do that. 2038 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:47,887 Quit it. 2039 01:12:47,887 --> 01:12:49,470 Buddy, I'll flatten the both of youse. 2040 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:50,280 Cut the shit. 2041 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,140 You could be our Vince if you wanted to. 2042 01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:53,280 He couldn't be our Vince. 2043 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,450 Johnny Drama. 2044 01:12:54,450 --> 01:12:55,410 These fucking nerds. 2045 01:12:55,410 --> 01:12:56,970 I can't fucking do this anymore. 2046 01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:57,948 Fucking losers. 2047 01:12:57,948 --> 01:13:00,240 Waffle House meeting later if you want to check it out. 2048 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,480 You could be there. 2049 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,483 If Riley scores, we beat the Young Genos. 2050 01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,300 Let's go, Riley. 2051 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:11,660 Fucking bury it, baby. 2052 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:12,280 Let's go. 2053 01:13:15,025 --> 01:13:16,981 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 2054 01:13:20,893 --> 01:13:23,827 [CHEERING] 2055 01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:38,808 Fuck this shit, dude. 2056 01:13:38,808 --> 01:13:42,680 Roley, Roley, Roley. 2057 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,790 Oh shit. 2058 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,212 The Blazers must be calling. 2059 01:13:46,212 --> 01:13:47,360 [BUZZING] 2060 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,050 Let's go. 2061 01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:49,140 Yeah, boys. 2062 01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,713 Oh yeah, beer's on us. 2063 01:13:50,713 --> 01:13:51,380 Good game, boys. 2064 01:13:51,380 --> 01:13:53,030 Right, boys. 2065 01:13:53,030 --> 01:13:53,570 Great game. 2066 01:13:53,570 --> 01:13:54,770 Good game, Casey. 2067 01:13:54,770 --> 01:13:55,680 Good game, guys. 2068 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,180 Good game. 2069 01:13:56,180 --> 01:13:56,990 Almost got it, man. 2070 01:13:56,990 --> 01:13:58,160 You almost had us. 2071 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,210 Good game, boys. 2072 01:13:59,210 --> 01:14:00,440 Come on to my office. 2073 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:04,030 Send your parents the bill. 2074 01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:05,750 Nice fucking slappy. 2075 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,550 Thanks, Kevin. 2076 01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:07,570 That was awesome. 2077 01:14:07,570 --> 01:14:09,460 I've been thinking about it. 2078 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,193 There can be two funny guys on the team. 2079 01:14:11,193 --> 01:14:11,860 Appreciate that. 2080 01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:12,400 Yeah, man. 2081 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,500 I think you got something on your sweater. 2082 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,050 Do I really? 2083 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:14,740 Boop. 2084 01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:16,055 Dude, that's my fucking joke. 2085 01:14:16,055 --> 01:14:17,680 Well, I'm the funny guy now too, right? 2086 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,940 Get off the fucking ice. 2087 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:19,540 Let's go. 2088 01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:20,230 Screw. 2089 01:14:20,230 --> 01:14:20,800 Night's over. 2090 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,430 Bye. 2091 01:14:21,430 --> 01:14:22,420 He stole my joke. 2092 01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:29,520 It's OK. 2093 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,290 Let's get waffles. 2094 01:14:31,290 --> 01:14:32,830 [CHEERING] 2095 01:14:32,830 --> 01:14:34,640 Fuck yeah, boys. 2096 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,990 Hell yeah. 2097 01:14:35,990 --> 01:14:36,980 Let's go. 2098 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,195 Fucking right. 2099 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:42,920 Told you, bud. 2100 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,420 I told you. 2101 01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:45,860 Holy shit, boys. 2102 01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:47,210 What a game. 2103 01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:49,170 Fuck those dudes, am I right? 2104 01:14:49,170 --> 01:14:52,210 Guys, Young Genos. 2105 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:54,270 We beat Young Genos! 2106 01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:55,570 Fuck yeah, we did. 2107 01:14:55,570 --> 01:14:56,620 Yeah. 2108 01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,780 Did you see the fucking look on Chet's face? 2109 01:14:58,780 --> 01:14:59,530 Holy shit. 2110 01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:02,560 The one where Casey pulled off a sicker dangle than he ever 2111 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:06,820 could or the one where Riley put him on his fucking ass? 2112 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:07,390 [LAUGHTER] 2113 01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:08,095 Fuck that guy! 2114 01:15:11,290 --> 01:15:14,240 I'd do anything to see Chet cry again. 2115 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,530 Well, we play him again next month. 2116 01:15:17,530 --> 01:15:18,755 Bro, come on. 2117 01:15:18,755 --> 01:15:20,380 I'm trying to savor the fucking moment. 2118 01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:20,920 [KNOCKING] 2119 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,670 Clothes on? 2120 01:15:21,670 --> 01:15:23,500 Yeah, you're good. 2121 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,868 Good fucking show, boys. 2122 01:15:25,868 --> 01:15:26,410 Thanks, Erin. 2123 01:15:26,410 --> 01:15:28,420 Wow, you guys reek more than normal. 2124 01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:29,738 Yeah, reeks like victory. 2125 01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:31,030 Oh, you left this on the bench. 2126 01:15:31,030 --> 01:15:31,690 Oh shit. 2127 01:15:31,690 --> 01:15:33,060 Thank you so much. 2128 01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:34,810 Do you mind giving one of these to the guy 2129 01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,050 on Young Genos that got hurt? 2130 01:15:36,050 --> 01:15:36,550 Sure. 2131 01:15:36,550 --> 01:15:37,720 Thanks so much. 2132 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,360 How are you feeling? 2133 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,490 Exhausted. 2134 01:15:41,490 --> 01:15:43,527 Short bench sucks, but you guys pulled it off. 2135 01:15:43,527 --> 01:15:45,360 And I think you lucked out with the new guy. 2136 01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,420 Oh. 2137 01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:47,370 Yeah, we did. 2138 01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:48,060 Fuck yeah. 2139 01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:48,560 All right. 2140 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,290 Good game, boys. 2141 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:50,082 See you at the bar. 2142 01:15:50,082 --> 01:15:50,880 Hell yeah. 2143 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,630 I'll call you. 2144 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,305 Eat shit, Kevin. 2145 01:15:57,070 --> 01:15:57,670 Erin's right. 2146 01:15:57,670 --> 01:15:59,540 We would have been screwed without Riley. 2147 01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:01,450 Oh, dude, 100%. 2148 01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:02,050 Thanks. 2149 01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:03,883 I was just trying not to slow you guys down. 2150 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:05,270 I'm glad we pulled it off. 2151 01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:06,070 Slow us down? 2152 01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:06,820 Come on, Riley. 2153 01:16:06,820 --> 01:16:09,010 Yeah, dude, you crushed it on D. 2154 01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,980 And dude, you were killer on those face offs, buddy. 2155 01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:13,690 Well, thanks. 2156 01:16:13,690 --> 01:16:15,790 I appreciate you guys letting me sub in. 2157 01:16:15,790 --> 01:16:19,500 Nah, dude, that's yours. 2158 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,400 Are you serious? 2159 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,690 Absolutely. 2160 01:16:21,690 --> 01:16:23,530 You earned it. 2161 01:16:23,530 --> 01:16:25,450 You realize I'm the captain, right? 2162 01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:28,590 I make final player decisions. 2163 01:16:28,590 --> 01:16:29,940 Welcome to the team, bud. 2164 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:31,410 Thanks. 2165 01:16:31,410 --> 01:16:31,920 Absolutely. 2166 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,360 You paid in full. 2167 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,230 Who wants a latte? 2168 01:16:35,230 --> 01:16:35,730 Hey. 2169 01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:41,000 Riley. 2170 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,500 Yeah. 2171 01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,440 I'll take a cold cruiser. 2172 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:47,303 Yeah. 2173 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:47,970 Fuck yeah, Noel. 2174 01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:48,600 Thanks, bud. 2175 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,180 Beer here. 2176 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,620 Dude, I'm good, thanks. 2177 01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:54,510 I know, baby. 2178 01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:55,900 What? 2179 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,480 You're too good to me. 2180 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:57,980 Hey. 2181 01:17:02,970 --> 01:17:06,300 I can't get this straw out. 2182 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:06,840 Hey. 2183 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,402 There he is. 2184 01:17:08,402 --> 01:17:09,800 Ah, man. 2185 01:17:13,070 --> 01:17:15,710 So is no one going to talk about Kevin's goal? 2186 01:17:15,710 --> 01:17:16,580 No. 2187 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:18,566 Come on. 2188 01:17:18,566 --> 01:17:20,340 Did Kevin even score? 2189 01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:20,840 I did. 2190 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:21,965 Dude, that was that heater. 2191 01:17:21,965 --> 01:17:23,030 You were working on that. 2192 01:17:23,030 --> 01:17:25,650 Told you to get out of the way. 2193 01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:28,460 Hey, you know I got something for our boy. 2194 01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:30,452 [CHEERING] 2195 01:17:31,950 --> 01:17:33,750 Let's go. 2196 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,310 Kevin. 2197 01:17:35,310 --> 01:17:37,800 [EXCITED CHEERS] 2198 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,730 Thanks, boys. 2199 01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:40,885 Love you. 2200 01:17:40,885 --> 01:17:41,760 Good to see you, man. 2201 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,300 It's been a minute. 2202 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:42,840 How's everything going? 2203 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:43,530 All right? 2204 01:17:43,530 --> 01:17:44,790 Oh, I mean it's going good. 2205 01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:47,010 You know, family's really happy to see me, 2206 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:48,687 being back from juniors and all. 2207 01:17:48,687 --> 01:17:50,520 It can get pretty crazy out there, you know. 2208 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,810 Yeah, I heard a few of the stories. 2209 01:17:51,810 --> 01:17:52,920 It gets a little wild up there. 2210 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,337 Oh boy, these guys are coming out. 2211 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,890 Listen, youngblood, you take care. 2212 01:17:55,890 --> 01:17:56,820 Tell the family I said hello. 2213 01:17:56,820 --> 01:17:57,360 We'll be in touch. 2214 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:57,690 Hit me up. 2215 01:17:57,690 --> 01:17:58,190 Will do. 2216 01:17:58,190 --> 01:17:58,857 I appreciate it. 2217 01:17:58,857 --> 01:18:00,523 Love to see you in the office this week. 2218 01:18:00,523 --> 01:18:02,310 Yeah, I'd love to see you in another rink. 2219 01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:03,900 Fucking guy. 2220 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,280 Dude, you were insane out there tonight. 2221 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,300 I appreciate it, man. 2222 01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:07,950 Thank you. 2223 01:18:07,950 --> 01:18:10,050 I really can't believe we beat you guys. 2224 01:18:10,050 --> 01:18:11,850 I'm kind of in shock myself, man. 2225 01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:15,780 Like, the boys in that room, they treat it like the NHL. 2226 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,770 Seriously. 2227 01:18:17,770 --> 01:18:18,660 Oh, duty calls. 2228 01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,340 Got to get this guy to the office. 2229 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:22,350 Riley, thanks so much for showing up, dude. 2230 01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:23,610 Appreciate it. 2231 01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:24,295 Later, man. 2232 01:18:24,295 --> 01:18:25,170 John, see you, buddy. 2233 01:18:25,170 --> 01:18:26,580 Proton, bye man. 2234 01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:28,980 Hey, are you still on your parents' insurance? 2235 01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:31,965 So Case, Young Genos? 2236 01:18:31,965 --> 01:18:34,430 You actually like playing for those guys? 2237 01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:38,490 I mean, the boys aren't too bad, but it's just Chet, man. 2238 01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:42,060 Sometimes I just can't play with that guy. 2239 01:18:42,060 --> 01:18:43,470 I hear you. 2240 01:18:43,470 --> 01:18:45,760 Well, I think I can speak for everyone. 2241 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,510 We'd love to have you on our squad. 2242 01:18:47,510 --> 01:18:49,718 I know for sure we've got some room on the blue line. 2243 01:18:49,718 --> 01:18:50,820 Can I do that, boys? 2244 01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:51,720 I mean. 2245 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:52,510 Bye, guys. 2246 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:53,010 See you. 2247 01:18:53,010 --> 01:18:53,820 Bye guys. 2248 01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:56,470 I mean, did you pay? 2249 01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:59,700 There's nobody at the front desk tonight, so no. 2250 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:01,013 Sounds like your golden, bud. 2251 01:19:01,013 --> 01:19:03,180 Does this mean I don't have to play defense anymore? 2252 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:04,650 I think so. 2253 01:19:04,650 --> 01:19:07,880 Does this mean the Polly's Pies just became the team to beat? 2254 01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:08,660 I think so, dude. 2255 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:09,990 Yeah, absolutely. 2256 01:19:09,990 --> 01:19:11,810 Heck yeah. 2257 01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:12,795 Good game, boys. 2258 01:19:12,795 --> 01:19:13,637 You too, Nick. 2259 01:19:13,637 --> 01:19:14,220 See you, Nick. 2260 01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:16,350 Supposed to hate you, but that move was sick. 2261 01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:17,310 Appreciate it, goalie. 2262 01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:18,600 Thanks, man. 2263 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,750 Well hey, what are you doing Tuesday? 2264 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,130 I got nothing going on. 2265 01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,810 Want to do Tuesday morning pick up? 2266 01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:25,930 Tuesday morning pick up. 2267 01:19:25,930 --> 01:19:26,430 Cool, man. 2268 01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:27,130 I'll see you there, bud. 2269 01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:27,840 I'll see you there, boys. 2270 01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:28,590 Have a good night. 2271 01:19:28,590 --> 01:19:30,060 Yeah, absolutely. 2272 01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:33,340 Speaking of Tuesday mornings, you want to do some pickup? 2273 01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:34,990 I got to knock off some of this rust. 2274 01:19:34,990 --> 01:19:35,920 Yeah, you do. 2275 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,850 [LAUGHS] 2276 01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:42,250 Dude, who takes a fucking slapper on a shootout? 2277 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,185 Love it. 2278 01:19:43,185 --> 01:19:44,560 Dude, I'm glad you came out, man. 2279 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,609 I'll see you. 2280 01:19:46,609 --> 01:19:49,507 (SINGING) The things it seems and more 2281 01:19:49,507 --> 01:19:52,850 But that final day will come 2282 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:57,000 It comes to everyone 2283 01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:04,410 The accidents of birth can make it hard to speak one's mind 2284 01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:07,980 But I believe there's power here 2285 01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:10,585 Just not that I can find 2286 01:20:10,585 --> 01:20:17,676 I'm not aimed on dying 2287 01:20:17,676 --> 01:20:21,652 Ooh 2288 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:58,430 You're in a dance and you must 2289 01:20:58,430 --> 01:21:04,400 Maintain until it's done 2290 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,770 Fucking late as fuck, dude. 2291 01:21:06,770 --> 01:21:08,810 Jesus Christ. 2292 01:21:08,810 --> 01:21:09,690 He's coming. 2293 01:21:09,690 --> 01:21:10,610 Oh fuck. 2294 01:21:10,610 --> 01:21:11,620 Waffle House time. 2295 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:13,170 Woo, baby. 2296 01:21:13,170 --> 01:21:16,252 I guess I'll go to Waffle House. 2297 01:21:16,252 --> 01:21:17,960 What are you still doing here, fuckstick? 2298 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,210 I thought I was going to go home to my boys, but. 2299 01:21:20,210 --> 01:21:20,840 Shocker. 2300 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:22,910 They want to go to Waffle House. 2301 01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,170 And I don't give a shit. 2302 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:25,010 We're done. 2303 01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:25,590 Game over. 2304 01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:26,090 Goodbye. 2305 01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:27,230 Do you want to hang out? 2306 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:27,800 No, I'm good. 2307 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,250 Spider. 2308 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:28,640 See you later. 2309 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:29,140 You sure? 2310 01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:29,692 Yeah. 2311 01:21:29,692 --> 01:21:31,400 You got 10 minutes, I'm calling the cops. 2312 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,988 You're trespassing. 2313 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:33,530 I'll see you. 2314 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:34,070 10 minutes. 2315 01:21:34,070 --> 01:21:35,000 Bye. 2316 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,800 Love you. 2317 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,240 [ROCK MUSIC] 2318 01:21:49,024 --> 01:21:54,420 (SINGING) Come tomorrow we will compromise 2319 01:21:54,420 --> 01:22:00,087 I'll push harder and you'll sleep at night 2320 01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:04,218 Buy you dinner, we'll fall back in love 2321 01:22:04,218 --> 01:22:09,564 A good scenario for making up 2322 01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:16,010 And you say OK 2323 01:22:16,010 --> 01:22:21,189 I mean what's there to lose 2324 01:22:21,189 --> 01:22:26,550 Then you said we'll all die alone 2325 01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:39,680 Guess I'll take you home 2326 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:44,780 And then we'll buy ourselves a big, big house 2327 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:49,914 To live in excess till we squeeze one out 2328 01:22:49,914 --> 01:22:54,884 Raise 'em right way we'll even quit the booze 2329 01:22:54,884 --> 01:23:00,848 Everyone does it, what's there to lose 2330 01:23:00,848 --> 01:23:05,280 And you said ok 2331 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:10,960 I mean what's there to lose 2332 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:16,240 Then you said we'll all die alone 2333 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,810 Guess I'll take you home, girl 2334 01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:23,160 Now I'm a loser 2335 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:28,300 I just had it with my dreaming 2336 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:33,790 I'll write home girl now that I'm on tour 2337 01:23:33,790 --> 01:23:39,915 And you'll ask for this to end 2338 01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:45,404 In my dreams I'm much less focused on 2339 01:23:45,404 --> 01:23:50,394 What I'm lacking of and who I'm not 2340 01:23:50,394 --> 01:23:55,883 I just wander 'round I'm standing tall 2341 01:23:55,883 --> 01:24:05,863 What a life, what a life, what a life 2342 01:24:05,863 --> 01:24:29,316 What a life to have no cares at all 2343 01:24:29,316 --> 01:24:35,768 (SINGING) It's a tied score 2344 01:24:42,242 --> 01:24:45,728 Jersey with no name, but we're partying now 2345 01:24:45,728 --> 01:24:48,218 Meet us at Waffle House 2346 01:24:48,218 --> 01:24:51,206 It's a tied score 2347 01:24:51,206 --> 01:24:53,035 Lose another day 2348 01:24:53,035 --> 01:24:56,232 It's a tied score 2349 01:24:56,232 --> 01:24:58,480 Hero of the late game 2350 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,078 Tied score 2351 01:25:00,078 --> 01:25:04,540 Jersey with no name but we're partying now 2352 01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:08,115 Meet us at Waffle House 2353 01:25:08,115 --> 01:25:10,520 It's a tied score 2354 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,963 Lose another day 2355 01:25:11,963 --> 01:25:14,849 It's a tied score 2356 01:25:14,849 --> 01:25:16,900 Hero of the late game 2357 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,817 Tied score 2358 01:25:18,817 --> 01:25:22,809 Jersey with no name, but we're partying now 2359 01:25:22,809 --> 01:25:25,304 Meet us at Waffle House 2360 01:25:25,304 --> 01:25:29,915 It's a tied score 2361 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:45,970 No way. 2362 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:47,880 You sleep here too? 2363 01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:51,210 Fucking Shoney's guy. 2364 01:25:51,210 --> 01:25:55,480 Hey, how about you drive me to Waffle House? 2365 01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:57,820 No? 2366 01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:59,500 All right.