Hot applesauce.
Yeah, let's do it.
- Are you doing it? - Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy sauce.
Where did you come up with this idea?
Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it together.
- Just spitballing around. It just kind of came out.
We were just spitballing. Yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
I feel like smokey is right.
Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
I think throw in some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
- Cheers. - There you go. Okay.
Yo. I'm getting a little something through the front door.
Ay! I'm getting a little something through the back.
- Are you? - Porcupine.
- And you get a little heat at the end. - Yo! Right? Yo!
Like, I would eat that. For real.
- Really? - Yes.
- What are we calling this one? - Oh, what do you want to call it?
- Tropical Kick? - Tropical Kick.
Yo!
- Ay, we're cooking. - Yo!
I love applesauce.
So, I'll try it.
- He eats a lot of soft foods. - Yeah.
- No way! - Oh, my God.
- Did Amy see it? - Yeah, she did.
- Did she say anything about it? - Um...
It's truly, like, so romantic. It's just, if it was with someone else...
Take a risk. Go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
- You was wild when you was young, huh? - I know that's right!
Is there anybody here who feels like a failure?
All right, dude, I get it. Like, you're a failure, I'm a failure.
- I understand. Thank you. - Hey!
- Dougie! - Dougie!
- Hey, y'all. Look, look, look. - Oh, it's his jacket.
- You all right? - How did you find me?
Dougie, you have to start acting like a CEO.
Who is that?
- So, why don't you come with me? - Great, great.
Oh...
If everybody works together,
I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
This is just so quaint and rustic.
It really is.
You call this structure the yurt?
- Yeah, it's a yurt. - Huh!
I guess that's Y-U-R-T. I'm pretty sure.
- Okay. - That is the correct spelling of "yurt."
Morning, sir. Doing all right this morning?
- Good to see you. Good to see you, man.
Hello.
Okay, so, the thing that, uh,
I wanted to say is, first of all, thank you so much for your patience,
because I know you all have questions like who these nice people are.
This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Triukas Group.
Well, after giving it a lot of thought,
I have come to the decision to explore the sale
of Rockin' Grandma's to the good people of Triukas.
So...
Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandma's is gonna keep going.
Just that Triukas would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
But it's all good. I'm doing great. I'm all good.
Hello, everyone. I am Elizabeth Prescott.
I am the director of strategic alliances at the Triukas Group.
I should just start off by saying congratulations
because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
This is a vertical that Triukas has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
So we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
I kind of think she's hot.
Dang!
Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
Aw!
For me, this is personal.
I got to tell you, actually, I'm going to just show you.
Um, I literally carry Rockin' Grandma's hot sauce in my purse.
Put it on everything. These guys will tell you. I love it.
It is my go-to. I travel with it, okay?
So I am a fan, personally.
And just a little bit about us...
So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping
small family-owned businesses really just unlock their full potential.
I don't really have a dog in the fight. I just wish what's best for the employees.
I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and, uh,
turn it into something that it's not.
So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you
and really understand the company culture.
And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Triukas.
And so we actually brought a quick little video.
Jean and Lee, would you prepare that for us?
Pretty nice.
At Triukas Group, our business is your business.
As private equity investors with a focus on family
and an eye towards the future,
our mission is to partner with great companies
to help them achieve their true potential.
We'll facilitate your brand through tackling
all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
In a world of constant change,
it's good to remember that we are Triukas.
Triukas Group, your business is our business.
Wow, huh? So great, you guys.
Do you love it?
They might have, like, a big company vibe or something,
but they look like they could be a family business too because...
- They're all redheads. - Yeah, they're all redheads. So...
Hide your gum because I want to chew on some Big Red.
Now, who's ready for the Dougcathlon today?
Big day. Yes.
The folks at Triukas will be tagging along with Rockin' Grandma's today
at the Dougcathlon
and later tonight at the team dinner and a show
to see if our companies are a good fit.
How you feel?
I'm good, man. It's... You know, my dad knows what he's doing.
For sure.
You know, if he thinks that's a good thing for us, then that's...
We just gotta go with that.
- All right. - So, you know.
It's a little scary to think about selling the company,
especially with the family orientation that we have
because you hear all these different stories of how things change
once a corporation buys it. But I only have optimistic hopes.
I just hope it works out where we can all stay together
and the company stays the same.
-
Yo. Look at all this, man.
I didn't realize it was going to be this outside.
It's a beautiful day. What do you mean?
Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
- There's too much sun. - Oh, yeah?
Do you have any sun stuff? Like, sunscreen, sunglasses?
No, not really. I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
These are kind of futuristic.
Yeah. Or they're, like, kind of, for now, too.
Um, we're just liking the vibe. Like, you know...
It's a wonderful culture they've built here.
- Beautiful! - Yeah, it's good.
- We have a pretty good culture. - You guys, I mean...
- Quite sustainable as well. - Yes!
I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
Hopefully by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are going to be like this.
Hopefully by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are going to be like this.
Actually, that that would hurt because it's too hard. So...
Oh!
That's my dad. That's my dad.
Welcome to the Dougcathlon!
Oh, I love it.
Hey, Dougie Jr...
Dougie!
I love you, Dad.
- You got it? - Yeah.
Then, let's go! Come on, you guys.
Nice, Amy!
Oh!
Ten points!
Good job, good job!
Doug, he choose all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
Ten points for having your arm in the air.
Big smile on your face. You got points. Extra points for spirit.
People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points.
Yes, yes.
We've had one event so far, the mechanical bull.
Good job. Good job, man.
You got up this year. That's great.
Dammit. I lasted .4 seconds.
- No, you did .48. - Oh, .48.
That's almost .5
and then you can round up from there to one second, right?
No, because you'd round... You got to be above--
I'm not great at math, but you got to be above five then you round up.
So technically, you round down to zero, I think.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Up next, foot darts!
There you go.
Uh, and who's that?
- Steve Mosley, sales. Sales, yeah.
Jimmy Weber, warehouse.
- Nice! - Oh!
Amy Patterson's here. Customer relations.
There you go! There you go!
And kicking now is Anthony Gwinn, procurement and sourcing.
- Oh! - Whoa!
That's okay. But if it hit the board, that would've been good.
He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
- This one? - This one.
Jesus!
- Oh! - Yeah.
- Oh, my God! - Whoa, whoa!
- Oh, my God! - Oh, sorry.
I think you're throwing that way. You want to throw that way.
- I'm sorry about that. - Sorry, I couldn't hear.
- Oh, that's all right. - I'm sorry about that.
- That's, uh... - Sorry.
Let's go! Let's go, Jimmy!
You're there. Couple more steps.
We just need to make a note. Jimmy...
Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab.
Seven years ago.
- Did you hear that? - For real?
- Hi! - Anthony.
- Anthony, Elizabeth, Hi. - Nice to meet you.
- And what department are you in? - Temporary assistant.
Okay, great!
And I just want to say, like, woman to woman,
it's inspirational to see you in your position.
It's very cool. Like, girl boss. You know, I love seeing that energy.
Okay. Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
Look, I do think the goal is ultimately just boss
because I think the fact that we're girls really has nothing to do with it.
And look, you just don't want to use being a woman
as an excuse not to succeed, right?
Yup, yup.
Did that look as stupid as I think it looked?
I went... I went overboard.
If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
Anthony, what's your perspective
on the two companies coming together here?
Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rockin' Grandma's
and Triukas. Uh, ones bigger.
Um, I'm not saying one's better than the other,
but it's just interesting. It's different.
Will you get the back of my hands, too? It shows...
Absolutely. The back of your hands is the first sign of aging.
Yours are absolutely stunning.
The morning was pretty hot and there was a lot of sun
so I thought maybe Elizabeth would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin
'cause she seems to take care of hers.
Her f**kin', uhh, sunscreen.
- I love it though. Like... - I do, too. She takes it serious.
Hey! Just saying hi.
Oh, hi, it's good to see you. You look great!
- Thank you. - You look fantastic.
Wow!
Did I put too much sunscreen on?
I mean, it's all over your face, so...
Well, I went over to say hi and she was like "wow."
As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
That's true. Yeah.
- Pony races! - Whoo!
Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
Whoa!
I don't know what that was!
The pony race is probably the toughest event.
I'm not feeling too good about it.
Okay, I have a favor to ask.
Other's so down about looking bad in front of Triukas.
Will you go in there and throw it and let him win?
He needs this.
- Will you try? - Yeah, I'll try.
- You will? - Yeah.
- You promise? - Yeah.
I was very nervous going up against Anthony
because he, like, crushed the competition the first time.
Hey, calm down, baby. Calm down.
And I kinda lost it and just darted out of the gate.
Three, two, one, go!
I don't know really. I think I just got a slow start
and I couldn't get in rhythm,
so he was able to come out the gate on top.
You're kind of getting on to the back stretch.
That must just be a hard section.
I mean, it was neck and neck.
Like, at some points, I was worried you were going to win.
Come on, you can do it!
I saw the finish line and just...
- Took off. - Yeah, just took off.
Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
You did it!
And you get points for a valiant effort.
- Take the L! - Okay, I'll take it! I'll take it.
Good job, man! Good job!
- You been here for what? Seven years? - Mm-hmm, yeah.
He wasn't able to get one so this first time is gonna give him some confidence.
Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time. Not against me though.
Uh...
- How many laps did I do? - You went around the circuit once.
Let's just make a note and we're going to look into that.
We should check that.
I get the feeling we're interviewing for our jobs.
Mmm, mmm.
Ready, set, go!
Get him, Jackie!
It's been an amazing day to see your teamwork and creativity.
So we are going to continue the tradition next year and we are excited to do that.
Okay, but wait. Why wait until next year?
We still got time. Why not take a shot right now? Do something!
- Oh, me? - Yeah!
- Let's do it! - Uh, let's see.
Kate, want to give it a go, girl boss?
Yeah! Yeah!
I would love to do that. That would be great.
Shall we do that?
This is such a good thing. It's good she chose you.
You stressin' too much.
But let her... Just... Let her win. Just let her win.
F**k no. F**k no. Put her on her ass.
I personally say put her on her ass.
And as a girl boss, she's going to have to respect that, you know?
This is disgusting. You wearing this?
Um, are you wearing one?
Uh, I'm not gonna wear one. But, you know...
- Oh, no, yeah, then I'm... - Okay.
Doesn't need to be there. Yeah.
Let's do it!
There you go!
Whoa! Warming up.
Hey, Kate.
You're going easy on me. Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
I told you. C'mon, lock in!
There you go! There you go!
- Go, Kate! - Ow, ow!
I'm bleeding.
Am I bleeding?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's blood. There's so much blood.
- We need a medic! - I think I broke it.
I'm so at fault. I'm so sorry!
I think the nose just bleeds easy.
It'll be okay. It'll be all right.
Oh, my God! It just won't stop bleeding!
- It's okay. - She's okay.
- It just happened to be a lot of blood. - My nose.
- Oh, my God! - Just keep it elevated. Keep it back.
- Oh, my God! - She's okay.
It has been a day, you guys. It has been a day.
Keep it back.
Can we have a medic? We need ice.
Uh, yeah, after Kate punched on Elizabeth,
Doug canceled the Dougcathlon because he wanted to make sure she was okay.
Luckily, she just had a bloody nose, so I think Triukas is probably
still joining us for dinner and a show tonight after all
and I guess that means the deal is still on, so that's good.
Now whether I'm a part of that deal, I don't know.
It's been so lovely to just see what the company culture is.
We're learning so much. Am I still bleeding?
- No, do you want to see? - Yeah.
Ooh, and it's hypnotist night.
- I love dinner and a show. - Look at this!
Okay! And we're at a cantina so that means Mexican.
Yeah!
I'm excited. I like eating in public.
All right, this needs to be cleaned.
- How are you? - I'm good, thank you.
- Hey there. - Good to see you.
Good to see you, too! Looks so nice, Steve!
Hello, thank you so much.
This is good, I guess...
No, it's good. It's good. It's all positive.
Yeah.
It was inspired by the September 11th attacks.
- Hello, how are you? - Hello. Good to see you.
- You look nice. How are you? - Good, good.
- That's a beautiful blouse. - Thank you.
So, is there another chair?
- Oh, I thought you... - You should be with your friends.
- You're good. You-- Yeah. - Yeah.
- All right. Well, enjoy your dinner. - [Elizabeth[ You as well, Dougie.
He's a good kid.
- I'm gonna get a drink. - Oh, you getting wild?
I wanna loosen up a little because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
Yeah!
I wrote down some pickup lines to try on Elizabeth.
- Can you read me one? - Say it, say it.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
Ooh, I like it!I
I wrote IT ones because that's all she really knows about me.
The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.
From who? Sorry.
The woman sitting behind you at the table over here. It's a Bloody Mary.
I guess it's like, she sent a drink so it must be a good thing.
It's a Bloody Mary. So, like, she was trying to be funny.
- That's funny, right? - Yeah.
It's fun. We're roasting each other.
- She was trying to have fun. Yeah. - Yeah. Right? Yeah.
- I kinda feel like I should counteroffer. - No, I feel you.
If I could find her a drink, what would be funny?
A Rum Punch.
- Oh, my God! - Do it.
- Wait, is that too much? - No, that's hilarious. That's hilarious.
That would be, right?
Do you want to be the Booth to my Bones but gay?
I mean, give her props. You get right to the point.
- Listen, right to the point. - Right to it!
Did you want to order another drink?
Um, I do actually want to order a Rum Punch.
- Okay. - For the woman who sent me this.
Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
- You can tell her it's from girl boss. - You got it.
Claire, try your best pickup line on Kate.
- Say it to Kate. - Say it to Kate.
Ugh.
If I was a one-time security code, would you enter me?
Kazinga!
Oh, oh, oh. Guys, guys, guys. She's delivering the drink.
Cheers! Cheers, Kate!
See? She's smiling. This is good. This is really good.
This is literally the best trip ever. Like...
You couldn't even make this up for a TV show.
Honestly. Like, this is so authentic and real.
Like, nobody could sit down and write a script like this.
What's up, everyone? Make some noise!
Welcome, welcome, welcome! My name is Michael Swenson.
I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
Basically hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion
and everyone out here is suggestible
because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for the show, put your hands in the air.
Come on, let's clap along!
I'm gonna get some volunteers right now. Do you want to volunteer?
Jump up there. Let's do it, let's do it.
- They picked the right person. - Get on stage. Come on!
Encouragement, encouragement! Come on, let's go!
- Is that okay? - Oh, c'mon, let him have some fun!
This is gonna be exciting. I'm ready for this.
It's very easy to be hypnotized, as I said.
Sleep now. Relax. Melt, loose, limp, relaxed.
Come on, let's hear it for the people on stage. Come on!
They go night-night so fast!
- You still say "night-night"? - Yeah.
On the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
One, two, three.
Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now. Yeah!
Tray tables up, tray tables up, tray tables up! Put your food down.
It doesn't matter. Just throw it on the floor. Get rid of it!I
I've never seen that Boy Red laugh.
He's never laughed.
Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
You're a stripper.
You will not remove your pants.
- Thank you! - Yeah, 'cause he would have.
Like, it's just been inside you and you're ready to let it out.
- One, two, three. Eyes open. - Oh, my God.
There's a chair for you.
- Oh, my God! - Are you kidding me?
He dipped it low. He backed it up, he picked it up slow.
I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
Oh, yes you can!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Have you ever seen him move like that? - No.
- Yeah! - Okay!
I would've gave him my whole wallet, honestly.
Let's give a nice round of applause. You can go back there.
Yeah!
- I was scared. - I wasn't.
Amy!
- You did so good. - What? How'd I do?
- You guys want to do a game show? - Yeah!
It's a game show I like to call... To Tell the Truth.
- Ooh! - I like this!
I know you do. I know you like this, PJ.
What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try but never have?
Tell the truth now.
I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.
Porcupine!
He's wearing our logo.
I've never heard of this.
Sure you haven't. Where else could you just get laid?
I heard that.
- Do you want to reveal some answers too? - Yes!
- No! - Yes!
- I always love a challenge. - Yes, come on, go!
The truth will set you free! Go!
Bring your friend too! Yeah, bring him. Yeah.
You're loud enough. Both of you get up here!
Come right up here. Right up here. Right here.
I wish you could go back up there.
Oh!
Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.
What's a deep dark secret?
You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.
Tell the truth now.
Years ago,
I had just gotten sober
and I thought that I would never find love again.
And then I met Allison
and she was hilarious.
And then, one night when it was our six-month anniversary,
and we finished making love,
and I had to go to the bathroom,
and she said, "Bring me back something special."
And I went in the bathroom. And when I was sitting there,
I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I brought her back something special?
So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand...
No.
And I reached into the toilet and grabbed a piece of poop.
And I went back into the bedroom
and I said, "Hey, Allison, I brought you back something special."
Are you kidding me?
She didn't find it funny. And she screamed.
But when she screamed, it startled me and I squeezed the poop.
Oh!
And part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.
And I was saying, "I'm sorry, I thought it was funny."
But her cat was licking the poop on the carpet.
Jesus!
He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty gift.
I didn't realize he really gave her--
- A shitty gift. - Oh, my God!
You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.
One, two, three, snap. Eyes open, wide awake.
Well, let's start with number one. Can you say hi to everyone?
Hello, everyone.
I am so very excited to have this opportunity
to be with you all here tonight.
What is he doing?
Tell us what makes you so powerful.
I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.
So in his mind, he's doing the right thing.
The strongest person he knows is his boss.
What kind of things to do you say?
"Oh, I love what you've built here."
"You guys, this is so much fun."
"I love your product. I put it on everything."
"Actually, I have one in my bag."
"Guys, your business is our business."
All right. Interesting powerful person.
Okay, uh, got me stumped on this one. What do you think this person is?
A powerful company.
- That's a powerful company? - Yeah, or a leader of one.
Okay, all right, all right.
It was embarrassing to the company.
- Inaccurate. - And embarrassing for you.
You said you'll do anything to get ahead. To tell people what they want.
What? I didn't say that.
Does your wife know you go to sex clubs?
We are separated.
That guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.
- He was doing her, right? - Yeah!
He basically said, "We're gonna tell you whatever you want to hear
so that way we can take over." That's basically what he said.
Yeah.
I knew something was up with those people, dog.
I knew it! I don't know. I just knew it, man.
- You right, you right. - Yeah, I mean...
Obviously I was a little bit for the deal but I don't know what to think now.
Well...
It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.
- Mm-hmm. - It's like they're in a cult.
Hey, have y'all seen Other Anthony and Amy?
- Uh, is Amy in there? - Like...
- No. - No, she's not here.
And they're not in this one. Can you help me find them?
Yeah, I got you.
- Will you hold that for me? - We gotta go.
Yes, sir.
- Oh, my goodness. - Yo, they was...
I mean, after Other Anthony was hitting them moves...
And Boy Red is talking about Russian roulette sex clubs.
- I gotta look that shit up. - Oh, he's cooked.
Bro! Bro!
Let's just stop them before everybody--
I don't want to interrupt.
I just don't want the whole office to know about this.
Okay, come on.
Hey, guys. Uh, sorry.
Y'all good?
Trust me, I did not want to interrupt.
I love that y'all are having a moment, but we gotta go.
- We gotta go. The vans are leaving. - Bucket list.
When everybody goes night-night, do y'all thing!
Right!
I just didn't want everybody to see you guys. You know what I'm saying?
This is news to me, honey, but I'm not mad at it.
unbelievable!
- I'm so sorry. - Shh!
The deal, which I've been working on for over two years,
is now in jeopardy!
Now I have to clean up your mess.
On the next episode of Company Retreat...
Last night. It was a little bit confusing.
- Yeah. - I miss Kevin.
He won the talent show last year, you know?
- Really? - PJ told me about what happened.
You and Amy had a one-night stand.
- That's okay, that's fine. - No, no.
Who is ready for some Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent right now?
Yeah, your dad invited us to join. So, we're in!
The.
This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent.
Not Readheads Got Talent.
What's stupid Triukas gonna do?
We are waiting for a Triukas team member.
Oh, you know what? They're here, so just sit tight.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!