1 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:45,880 And here's the greatest hits list. 2 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,982 ♪ Christmas time is here ♪ 3 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,984 ♪ Let's get out the decorations ♪ 4 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,820 ♪ It's my favorite time of the year ♪ 5 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:54,556 ♪ Let's go pick out a tree ♪ 6 00:00:54,656 --> 00:00:57,291 ♪ Then we'll stuff the stockings ♪ 7 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,561 ♪ And hang up the mistletoe ♪ 8 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:02,195 ♪ The nights are getting colder ♪ 9 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,331 ♪ I put another log on the fire ♪ 10 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,935 ♪ How about some hot apple cider? ♪ 11 00:01:07,035 --> 00:01:09,136 ♪ Sounds real good to me ♪ 12 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,439 ♪ We're singing along to Christmas songs ♪ 13 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,810 ♪ On the radio ♪ 14 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:21,448 ♪ Candy canes and chocolate kisses ♪ 15 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:26,086 ♪ You'll die cheering Christmas wishes ♪ 16 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:32,326 ♪ First thing on my Christmas list is you ♪ 17 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:41,536 ♪ First thing on my Christmas list is you ♪ 18 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,874 ♪ I can't wait for you to open your gift ♪ 19 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:49,176 ♪ You're the only present for me ♪ 20 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,546 ♪ I bet you can't guess what it is ♪ 21 00:01:51,646 --> 00:01:53,815 ♪ But I have to wait till Christmas Eve ♪ 22 00:01:53,915 --> 00:02:00,521 ♪ I'll tell Santa you've been extra nice this year ♪ 23 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:08,495 ♪ Candy canes and chocolate kisses ♪ 24 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:12,800 ♪ You'll die cheering Christmas wishes ♪ 25 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:19,473 ♪ First thing on my Christmas list is you ♪ 26 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:27,347 ♪ With truthful spirit burning bright ♪ 27 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:31,653 ♪ Together on this silent night ♪ 28 00:02:31,753 --> 00:02:37,592 ♪ First thing on my Christmas list is you ♪ 29 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:44,726 Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. 30 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:52,059 ♪ Christmas town ♪ 31 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,462 ♪ Christmas town ♪ 32 00:04:55,563 --> 00:05:01,869 ♪ Once again taking in all the sights and sounds ♪ 33 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,973 ♪ A celebration of lights on this glorious night ♪ 34 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,977 ♪ Happiness all around ♪ 35 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,580 ♪ Why don't you come on down? ♪ 36 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,383 ♪ To Christmas town ♪ 37 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,787 ♪ Hey, what you looking there? ♪ 38 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:23,691 ♪ A Christmas tree bringing Christmas cheer ♪ 39 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,393 ♪ And everybody's singing along ♪ 40 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:32,432 ♪ To all their favorite Yule time songs ♪ 41 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:37,238 ♪ Christmas town ♪ 42 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,608 ♪ Christmas town ♪ 43 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:46,647 ♪ Once again taking in all the sights and sounds ♪ 44 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:50,284 ♪ The snow is falling down ♪ 45 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:54,522 ♪ Here in Christmas town ♪ 46 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,859 ♪ Mistletoe add some glow ♪ 47 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,895 ♪ Let's gather round ♪ 48 00:06:00,995 --> 00:06:05,099 ♪ A celebration of lights on this glorious night ♪ 49 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,669 ♪ Happiness all around ♪ 50 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,639 ♪ Why don't you come on down? ♪ 51 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:15,109 ♪ To Christmas town ♪ 52 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,653 Nikki, as I've been saying, 53 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,322 It's a miracle you woke up. 54 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,423 You've been in a coma for almost a year. 55 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,726 We were beginning to lose hope, 56 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,895 even though we kept you stable. 57 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:43,070 It's been a year? 58 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,240 It's the holidays again. 59 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,476 Um, which we know can be a stressful time. 60 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,712 Giving your suicide attempt last Christmas, 61 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,148 we'd like to keep you here a little bit longer 62 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,150 just to talk, okay? 63 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,185 S-- suicide? 64 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,322 No. 65 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,455 No, it wasn't. 66 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,760 I-- I didn't. 67 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,796 Try to breathe deeply, Nikki, okay? 68 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:12,934 But I-- I didn't-- I didn't do it to myself. 69 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:16,971 It was-- it was-- it was someone else. 70 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:21,642 Are you saying you weren't yourself that night? 71 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,477 No. I'm-- I'm saying... 72 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:42,530 There's someone here to see you. 73 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,231 You ready for visitors? 74 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,603 Nikki. 75 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,311 Dr. Peter, please call in. Dr. Peter, please call in. 76 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:58,346 Oh my God. 77 00:07:58,446 --> 00:08:00,247 Penguin... 78 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,316 Can-- Can you talk? 79 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:05,920 Hi. 80 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,125 Jess. 81 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,296 What are you doing here? 82 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,064 I missed you, Nik. 83 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:19,000 Missed you, too. 84 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,572 You guys came together? 85 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,476 Yeah, we've been so worried about you. 86 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,212 The doctors said-- 87 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:33,748 Um, let's just get you home. 88 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:35,549 Your parents just got the call 89 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,585 and they're-- they're prepping your room right now. 90 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,286 What do you mean? 91 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:41,756 Prepping my room? 92 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:45,159 Well, they kind of turned it into an exercise room. 93 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:48,262 Actually, we'd like to keep Nikki here 94 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,430 for a few more days. 95 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,666 Just to evaluate her. 96 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:56,804 Can you keep me here against my will? 97 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,573 No, but... 98 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,744 I feel like we should probably listen to the doctor though, right? 99 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,380 Nathan, take me home. 100 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,561 Nikki, your friends are here. 101 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,332 Merry Christmas, Nik. 102 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:26,867 Yeah, you too. 103 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,578 So, you guys coming 104 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,748 to Christmas Eve dinner tomorrow? 105 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,485 To tell you the truth, 106 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,954 I'm kind of dreading it. 107 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,789 I'd almost rather be in a coma again 108 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:53,427 than have to make conversation with my parents' friends. 109 00:09:58,899 --> 00:09:59,967 What? 110 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:06,674 Um, I was actually gonna head up to MJ's cabin tomorrow. 111 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,343 Their dad just dropped them off there, so. 112 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,646 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 113 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,981 I mean, I just think that 114 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,716 after everything that happened last year, 115 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,319 it might be good to get out of town. 116 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:24,391 What do you mean, everything that happened? 117 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,826 Nothing happened to you. 118 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,829 I'm literally the one who almost died, 119 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,432 you know, whole year in coma. 120 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,666 Yeah, I-- I know, Nik. 121 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,301 I can't even imagine. 122 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,805 But it's not like we all just went on with our lives 123 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,406 while you were in a coma, you know. 124 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:43,144 We-- we visited you, we hung out with your parents, 125 00:10:43,244 --> 00:10:45,279 we even started a GoFundMe to help try 126 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,781 to pay for the medical expenses. 127 00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:50,317 I mean, we all put our lives on hold to try 128 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,620 to make sure that you 129 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,654 and your family were gonna be okay. 130 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,825 Okay, well, I didn't know that. 131 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,027 You know, thank you. 132 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,799 But I'm feeling better now, so why don't we all go 133 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,968 to the cabin together? 134 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,905 Um, you don't want to spend time with your family? 135 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,873 Yeah, of course I do. 136 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,876 But I also want to spend time with you guys, 137 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,213 You know, and um, I don't really want 138 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:23,851 to spend Christmas again at this house. 139 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,987 Yeah, I get that. 140 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:31,825 Um, but like, you just woke up and it's like... 141 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:36,997 I said I want to go, so can we go? 142 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,703 Um, yeah. 143 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,072 Yeah. 144 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,610 Uh, your two best friends and your boyfriend. 145 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:49,944 That's awesome. That's great. 146 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:53,013 Um, it's gonna be the best Christmas ever. 147 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,484 Okay. 148 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:05,426 So, your friend has suffered from cerebral hypoxia. 149 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:08,229 The blood she lost when her wrist tendons were severed 150 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:10,831 caused a lack of oxygen to the brain. 151 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,934 There could be complications. 152 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,436 What kind of complications? 153 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,905 Cognitive impairment, memory loss, 154 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,007 even a change in personality. 155 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,775 We'll want to keep her on crutches 156 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,377 to help her with balance and to ensure that her depth 157 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,547 of perception is intact. 158 00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:26,847 Meanwhile, she should stay on the meds 159 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,550 she was on before her attempt. 160 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:29,651 - Meds? - Yes. 161 00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:32,353 It's alright. 162 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,163 No way. 163 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:48,369 Malibu Barbie, and Ken, and Hospice Barbie, and Kendra? 164 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:49,837 MJ, what happened to you? 165 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,405 What happened to me? 166 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:53,140 Girl, you've been in a coma for the last year. 167 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,509 I'm good. 168 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,443 I just was chopping some wood for the fire tonight. 169 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,312 The snow's about to dump. 170 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,083 We should get in the house, 171 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,954 because you're gonna get buried and Rexie is not a rescue dog. 172 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,823 Come on, Rexie. 173 00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:16,765 Yo, this stuff is rad. 174 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,132 Yeah. 175 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,067 My family used to go crazy for Christmas. 176 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,237 There's like 10 more boxes of it somewhere around here. 177 00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:24,606 I love it. 178 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:26,006 You know, for a Jew, no one goes harder 179 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,441 for Christmas than you, Nathan. 180 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,943 That's because I was deprived growing up. 181 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,812 I gotta make up for all that lost time. 182 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,015 Yeah, but you get eight nights of gifts for Hanukkah, don't you? 183 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,152 Sure, but we don't have... 184 00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:42,456 ...Santa! 185 00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:49,330 Wow, the snow is really coming down now. 186 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:50,732 Yeah. 187 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,399 You guys are lucky you came in when you did. 188 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,369 They don't plow on Christmas and the roads are really scary 189 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:56,771 when they get icy. 190 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,105 Well, are we gonna be okay? 191 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,708 Yeah, we're good. 192 00:13:59,808 --> 00:14:01,108 It's like drunk doomsday preppers up in here. 193 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,876 We have enough food and booze for a lifetime. 194 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,183 Well, nog? 195 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:11,118 Um, no, actually. 196 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,419 I think Nathan and I are gonna have 197 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,887 some TLC time. 198 00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:19,026 Um, yeah. 199 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,329 Actually I was gonna finish decorating the tree first. 200 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:24,766 Well, you sure? 201 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,300 I'm feeling better. 202 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,903 I know, and you know I want to. 203 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,539 It's just that, um... 204 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,847 The doctor says we have to wait at least a month. 205 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,781 What? 206 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,248 She didn't tell me that. 207 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,887 Mm-hmm. 208 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,188 Okay, well, 209 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,126 maybe we can do that thing I like. 210 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,260 Yeah, 211 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,530 and we'll have plenty of time for that. 212 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,930 Okay? 213 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:01,268 Okay. 214 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,203 Nog me, I guess. 215 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,373 ♪ What to give the rest? ♪ 216 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,818 You know, 217 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,220 you can tell us what happened that night. 218 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,025 This is a safe space. 219 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,096 There's no point in talking about it. 220 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,464 You probably won't believe me. 221 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:31,932 Well, try me. I believe in astrology. 222 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,235 No, I'm-- I'm serious, MJ. 223 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104 Why wouldn't we believe you? 224 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,474 Because people believe what they want to. 225 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:42,976 And if information comes along that conflicts with that, 226 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,978 it's ignored. 227 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,781 Yeah, confirmation bias. 228 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,148 Hmm. 229 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,350 I don't think that's necessarily true. 230 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,953 That's exactly what she's talking about. 231 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,863 I didn't try to commit suicide. 232 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,839 I believe you. 233 00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,574 Me too. 234 00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,042 Um, me too, Nik. 235 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,350 Somebody tried to kill me. 236 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,519 What? 237 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,291 Is it someone we know? 238 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,262 Well, kind of. 239 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:39,901 It's-- it's what I'm saying about you not believing me. 240 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,769 Well, try us. 241 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,505 I mean, we're your best friends. 242 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:46,574 If you can't trust us, then who can you trust? 243 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,616 It was Santa. 244 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,586 Santa Claus? 245 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,922 Yes. 246 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,759 Big belly, white beard, red hat. 247 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,762 And a mask. 248 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,936 Okay. 249 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,303 True Crime buff here. 250 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,439 If it was Santa, what was his weapon of choice? 251 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,407 - MJ! - What? 252 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,577 I'm curious. 253 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:23,711 A knife. 254 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,613 What kind of knife? 255 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:29,383 A regular butcher's knife, probably from my kitchen. 256 00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:33,688 That makes sense to me. 257 00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:35,857 Guys, Santa isn't real. 258 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:39,293 And he doesn't wear a mask and go around killing people. 259 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,363 Okay. 260 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,499 But what if Santa is real? 261 00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:49,069 I've been doing research 262 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,437 and there's so many different Santa mythologies. 263 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:53,106 Okay, my mom, she's from Iceland. 264 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,474 And in their culture, 265 00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:57,210 Santa is a monstrous woman who has a cat 266 00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,581 who devours people who aren't wearing new clothes. 267 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:04,886 She has 13 children who descend from the mountains on Christmas. 268 00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,486 One of them who has a giant meat hook 269 00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:09,857 to impale animals, and another who lurks outside 270 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,491 waiting to steal baked goods. 271 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,226 That's the reason why we leave cookies out. 272 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:14,796 Yeah, probably. 273 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:19,734 And did you know that Satan, his nickname is Old Nick? 274 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,003 Old Nick. 275 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,171 Like Old Saint Nick. 276 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,106 Do you guys not see the similarities here? 277 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,976 Satan, Santa? 278 00:18:28,076 --> 00:18:30,712 And what about Krampus, Santa's assistant 279 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,648 who literally drags naughty children to hell? 280 00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,783 Girl, I believe you. 281 00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:41,055 And I didn't say that I didn't, but so just to clarify. 282 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,391 Some psycho dressed up as Santa Claus 283 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,628 and broke into your house and tried to kill you. 284 00:18:46,728 --> 00:18:49,229 I mean, how did the police not discover this? 285 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,733 'Cause he didn't break in. 286 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,300 He came through the chimney. 287 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,869 It wasn't some psycho. 288 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,170 It was actually him. 289 00:18:57,505 --> 00:19:01,174 Just to clarify, Santa Claus flew here 290 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,811 from the North Pole, pulled by flying reindeer, 291 00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:07,815 and in between stops dropping off My Little Pony's 292 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:09,149 and Nintendo Switches, 293 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,520 he put on a mask, slid down your chimney, 294 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,756 uh, took a knife from your kitchen, 295 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:17,424 and slit your wrist. 296 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,161 I'm telling the truth. 297 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:44,879 Hello? 298 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,494 Jess? 299 00:21:36,597 --> 00:21:38,966 Nikki! 300 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,101 Nathan? 301 00:22:00,288 --> 00:22:02,123 Niki! I'm-- I'm s-- 302 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,192 -No. -What's happening? 303 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,726 Nikki, I-- 304 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:06,426 Nikki. 305 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:07,695 What? 306 00:22:07,795 --> 00:22:09,429 Oh my God. 307 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,567 You guys were fucking? 308 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,634 We were gonna tell you. 309 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,236 What is wrong with you guys? 310 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,838 How could you do that to her? 311 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,639 MJ, you knew. 312 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:21,876 Nikki. 313 00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:23,311 They made me promise. 314 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,512 They-- they told me they were gonna stop 315 00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:26,080 if I didn't tell you. 316 00:22:28,716 --> 00:22:30,251 You guys couldn't keep it in your fucking pants 317 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,819 until after the trip? 318 00:22:32,787 --> 00:22:34,055 MJ. 319 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,625 It's okay. 320 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,261 Really? 321 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,630 What? 322 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,065 Yeah. 323 00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:45,600 Yeah. Yeah. 324 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:50,705 I mean, it sucks, but I was in a coma for a year. 325 00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,506 That's-- that's-- it's a long time, 326 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:56,677 and you guys are you know two consenting adults, right? 327 00:22:56,777 --> 00:23:01,215 So, I'm sure we can-- I'm sure we can move past this. 328 00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:02,717 Yeah. 329 00:23:02,817 --> 00:23:05,019 I've been polyamorous for a long time. 330 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,621 Sex isn't a big deal. 331 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,490 Really, Nikki, you're not mad? 332 00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,394 No. 333 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,296 We'll be okay. 334 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:20,034 Best Christmas ever, remember? 335 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,060 Merry Christmas. 336 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:51,766 Hello? 337 00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:55,202 Mom? 338 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,237 Nikki? 339 00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:57,772 Darling, are you alright? 340 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,452 Yeah. 341 00:24:12,553 --> 00:24:14,989 Yeah. I'm-- I'm fine. 342 00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:19,961 I just wish I was at home with you guys. 343 00:24:21,028 --> 00:24:22,396 Can you come pick me up? 344 00:24:22,897 --> 00:24:24,432 I'm glad you called. 345 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,067 I was worried about you guys out there. 346 00:24:27,401 --> 00:24:28,769 Why? 347 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:30,338 The storm's getting worse, 348 00:24:30,438 --> 00:24:32,106 and they've closed all the access roads, 349 00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:34,342 including Highway 187. 350 00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:38,012 You guys have everything you need out there? 351 00:24:38,112 --> 00:24:39,213 Yeah. 352 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,581 We're good. 353 00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:43,718 I just missed you and Dad. 354 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:46,053 We miss you too, darling. 355 00:24:47,121 --> 00:24:48,522 What's that, dear? 356 00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:50,825 Yes, I'll be-- I'll be right there. 357 00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:53,894 Darling, the Taylors are here, so if everything's okay-- 358 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:54,695 Yeah. 359 00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:57,698 Everything is okay. 360 00:24:57,798 --> 00:25:00,101 It's just good to hear your voice. 361 00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,302 Okay. 362 00:25:01,402 --> 00:25:02,536 Merry Christmas, darling. 363 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,105 Yeah, Merry Christmas. 364 00:25:08,309 --> 00:25:09,810 Merry Christmas. 365 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,848 Oh. 366 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,852 How's my coma recovery going? 367 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,288 Mmm. Pretty good, I guess. 368 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:26,494 I mean, my head still hurts, and I'm having trouble walking. 369 00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:28,095 And you know, I missed a whole year 370 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:31,198 of my life during which apparently all my friends 371 00:25:31,298 --> 00:25:34,001 and family just moved on. 372 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,971 Plus, everyone thinks I'm both psycho 373 00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:39,740 and suicidal, and you know, I'm starting to feel 374 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,643 a little fucking psycho myself, and... 375 00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:49,617 As my mom, you were my last tether to reality. 376 00:25:50,484 --> 00:25:54,555 But you've just left me to float around in this injured, 377 00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:56,957 mushy brain of mine. 378 00:25:57,058 --> 00:26:00,628 But yeah, I mean, besides that, everything is-- 379 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:02,329 everything's good. 380 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,065 I'm fine. 381 00:26:04,165 --> 00:26:06,267 Everything is great. 382 00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:16,110 Best Christmas ever. 383 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:21,315 ♪ There is no place that I'm going ♪ 384 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,951 Uh, um... 385 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:24,952 Uh, a surfer! 386 00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:27,221 Uh... 387 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:29,490 Uh... 388 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,826 Oh, a homeless person! 389 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:33,427 -Oh, a scarecrow! -Jesus Christ! 390 00:26:33,528 --> 00:26:34,628 - Yeah. Got it! - Boom. 391 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:36,063 You get it, suckers. 392 00:26:36,163 --> 00:26:38,466 Such language on your Lord's birthday? 393 00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,700 Okay, okay. 394 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,903 But is Christmas actually Jesus' birthday? 395 00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:45,206 I read a bunch of Reddits, and they say that Christmas 396 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:47,475 is actually just a plot by the communists 397 00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:50,177 to brainwash us all into becoming gay. 398 00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:53,280 Well, I didn't need to be brainwashed to be gay. 399 00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:54,381 I was born this way. 400 00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:58,652 Um, but anyways, whose turn is it? 401 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,387 Mine. 402 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:01,689 Nikki! 403 00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:02,923 Did we wake you up? 404 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,992 Nah, I wasn't sleeping. 405 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:08,295 Well, now she's here, we can play Secret Santa. 406 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:10,331 I mean, White Elephant. 407 00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:13,535 Yeah, my stuff is under the tree with everyone else's. 408 00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:14,935 I'll grab 'em. 409 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:16,237 Thanks. 410 00:27:16,337 --> 00:27:17,771 Is there any more eggnog? 411 00:27:17,872 --> 00:27:19,574 Uh, yep, I'll get it. 412 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:21,275 Uh, hey, penguin. 413 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,678 I mean, Nikki, don't you think we should maybe 414 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,914 take it easy on the alcohol? 415 00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:29,450 Yeah, sure, let's make it a virgin. 416 00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:30,718 Thanks, Nathan. 417 00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:32,486 Like the birthday boy's mama! 418 00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,021 Uhh. 419 00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:35,990 - Thank you. - There you go. 420 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaking of religious extremist groups, 421 00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:41,762 Jess, did you still want to go to church tomorrow? 422 00:27:41,962 --> 00:27:44,732 It's kind of a family tradition. 423 00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:47,034 Like Christmas morning? 424 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,638 Uh, we usually do midnight mass. 425 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:50,971 For real? 426 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:53,040 Yeah, it's kind of fun actually. 427 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:57,011 Um, I like the pageantry, the robes, the hymns, 428 00:27:57,111 --> 00:27:57,845 the candles. 429 00:27:57,945 --> 00:27:58,746 That's very pagan of you. 430 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,114 Ha-ha. Okay, shut up. 431 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:04,185 If you did want to go, though, there's a church down the road. 432 00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:06,086 I don't like going there, because it's really spooky. 433 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,888 And there's a priest there that likes 434 00:28:07,988 --> 00:28:11,560 to stare at me as if he can't wait to pray my sins away. 435 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:12,860 Yeah, I'm sure. 436 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,563 How often do you see this guy? 437 00:28:14,762 --> 00:28:15,963 He's like the only other person in town. 438 00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:17,998 So basically, whenever I'm up here. 439 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:20,267 I mean, whatever, it's cool. 440 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,470 As long as he doesn't come back up dressed as Santa, 441 00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:24,738 knocking on the door, 442 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:26,173 asking for cookies and milk again. 443 00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:28,275 - He did not. - Yes, I swear to God he did. 444 00:28:28,442 --> 00:28:33,682 So, me and the invalid are gonna pass gas on mass, 445 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:36,217 but if you wanted to go, there's boots by the door. 446 00:28:36,317 --> 00:28:38,052 Let's do Secret Santa. 447 00:28:39,654 --> 00:28:40,955 Okay. 448 00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:42,189 Let's do Secret Santa. 449 00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:43,757 Yeah, okay. 450 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:48,729 Um, this one's for MJ. 451 00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:53,300 Okay, um, this one is for Nikki. 452 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,202 Thank you. 453 00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:08,550 Stop. 454 00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:10,851 You guys know me a little too well. 455 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:13,787 Who's been snooping on my OnlyFans? 456 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:15,122 I love it. 457 00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,423 It's perfect. 458 00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:23,130 Nikki, you good? 459 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:28,802 What is it? 460 00:29:29,003 --> 00:29:30,404 Nikki, what is it? 461 00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:42,517 Yo, that is fucked up, y'all. 462 00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:43,652 It wasn't me. 463 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:44,753 It wasn't me either. 464 00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:45,986 MJ, are you messing with us? 465 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:47,454 Why-- why would I do that? 466 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,561 Cookies, I'm gonna grab 'em. 467 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:00,167 So, who's next? 468 00:30:01,503 --> 00:30:03,404 Um, I think it's Jess. 469 00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:17,985 Jess? 470 00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:29,664 Here, guys, patient much? 471 00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:39,507 Spooky. 472 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,442 It's chill, guys. 473 00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,143 It does this all the time. 474 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:45,814 Especially when it snows, but I have a bunch 475 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:48,982 of those battery-powered candles. 476 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:52,152 They should be right behind Nikki. 477 00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,320 Nikki? 478 00:30:55,724 --> 00:30:57,124 Nikki! 479 00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:59,059 Dude, where is she? 480 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,695 Nik? 481 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,330 ♪ Christmas time is here ♪ 482 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,600 ♪ Let's get all the decorations ♪ 483 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:06,934 ♪ It's my fav... ♪ 484 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,536 Nikki, are you fucking with us? 485 00:31:08,636 --> 00:31:10,371 ♪ Let's go gather our tree ♪ 486 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,639 ♪ Then we'll stuff... ♪ 487 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:13,207 I guess I should go look for her. 488 00:31:13,307 --> 00:31:14,908 I mean, she couldn't have gone far 489 00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:15,943 without the crutches, right? 490 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:18,078 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 491 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,414 I'll go grab the candles. 492 00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:22,483 ♪ How about some hot apple cider? ♪ 493 00:31:22,584 --> 00:31:24,952 ♪ Sounds real good to me ♪ 494 00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:27,822 Nikki? ♪ Singing along to Christmas songs ♪ 495 00:31:27,955 --> 00:31:30,491 ♪ On the radio ♪ 496 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:36,997 ♪ Candy canes and chocolate kisses ♪ 497 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:41,268 ♪ You'll die cheering Christmas wishes ♪ 498 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:46,574 ♪ First things on my Christmas list is you ♪ 499 00:31:51,746 --> 00:31:54,014 She's not in there. 500 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:55,817 - Hey. - Oh, shit. 501 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,384 Nikki! 502 00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:00,755 You almost scared me. 503 00:32:00,855 --> 00:32:02,356 What the hell you doing back there? 504 00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:05,125 I was just grabbing a flashlight. 505 00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:07,595 Well, I mean, we already have candles, so... 506 00:32:07,695 --> 00:32:09,263 Okay, I didn't know that, 507 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:12,099 so I'm just gonna get my PJs on and I'll come join you. 508 00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:14,134 Okay, well, hurry up. 509 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,738 We were all really worried about you. 510 00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:18,573 Why are you looking at me like that? 511 00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:20,007 Come on, Nik. 512 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:22,610 Don't make this more weird than it has to be. 513 00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:24,813 Why are you acting like this? 514 00:32:24,913 --> 00:32:26,180 We used to have fun. 515 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,248 You thought that we were having fun. 516 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:30,752 We were always hanging out with your friends, 517 00:32:30,852 --> 00:32:32,654 doing what you wanted to do. 518 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:37,224 It was like it was Nikki's world and I was just living in it. 519 00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:39,326 I didn't know you felt that way. 520 00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:41,763 You know, we could have talked about it, 521 00:32:41,863 --> 00:32:44,131 hung out with your friends, whatever. 522 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,701 -You know. -I know, I know. 523 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:51,739 We just didn't have enough time before, you know, what happened. 524 00:33:13,227 --> 00:33:15,095 Dude, fuck this shit. 525 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:16,363 I thought you said this happens all the time. 526 00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:18,232 That light is plugged in right now! 527 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:27,509 Nikki! 528 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:31,178 Nathan, are you okay? 529 00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:36,718 She's gone. 530 00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,252 What? 531 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,353 - What do you mean she's gone? - Where is she? 532 00:33:40,688 --> 00:33:42,256 That's coming from upstairs! 533 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,130 Okay, Nikki. 534 00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:53,902 You got us. 535 00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:55,703 Please come out now. 536 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:17,825 Help me! 537 00:34:17,926 --> 00:34:19,293 Nikki! 538 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,196 Nikki! 539 00:34:24,032 --> 00:34:25,567 Open the door! 540 00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,213 Fuck! 541 00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:53,327 Stress eating much? 542 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,463 What? 543 00:34:56,564 --> 00:34:58,967 Well, I made a dozen cookies. 544 00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:02,604 I figured you'd save at least one for me. 545 00:35:02,704 --> 00:35:05,073 That wasn't me. 546 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:06,774 Um, me either. 547 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:11,111 Maybe it was Santa Claus. 548 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:12,279 That's not funny, MJ. 549 00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:13,881 I'm not trying to be funny. 550 00:35:15,617 --> 00:35:18,251 Don't tell me you believe Nikki's story. 551 00:35:19,754 --> 00:35:23,256 I mean, I feel for her, but she's obviously delusional. 552 00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,794 Or maybe she's just fine, 553 00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:30,565 'cause this is typical Nikki making everything about her. 554 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:37,371 Actually, I have a confession. 555 00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:48,482 When I was 9, my dad didn't make enough money 556 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,251 from his car dealership that year. 557 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:55,590 And so we weren't going to get any presents. 558 00:35:57,759 --> 00:36:03,330 And after dinner, I went back to my room, 559 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:05,298 cried myself to sleep. 560 00:36:07,135 --> 00:36:14,542 And then all of a sudden, I heard... 561 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,393 Then we woke up 562 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:37,799 and underneath the Christmas tree 563 00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:41,669 was a pile of beautifully-wrapped presents. 564 00:36:43,470 --> 00:36:46,574 And the thing that I remember the most was that 565 00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:49,010 our parents were just as surprised as me 566 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:51,813 and my brother were. 567 00:36:51,913 --> 00:36:55,650 I overheard them talking later, like whether they should call 568 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,018 the cops or not, 569 00:36:57,118 --> 00:37:01,055 or like if my mom was having an affair 570 00:37:01,155 --> 00:37:03,624 and like was trying to fuck with my dad, 571 00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:04,959 because he didn't have any money, 572 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:06,928 and well, I don't know. 573 00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:09,362 And then what happened? 574 00:37:09,463 --> 00:37:11,733 My brother went off to college, my parents split up, 575 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:15,937 and my dad gave my mom this house in their divorce. 576 00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:17,337 We never talked about it again. 577 00:37:17,437 --> 00:37:20,108 It's like the vow of secrecy or something. 578 00:37:20,808 --> 00:37:24,746 But what I do know is is that it was him. 579 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:28,482 It was Santa Claus. 580 00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:29,917 Are you guys all messing with me 581 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:32,285 or am I just the only sane person left here? 582 00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:33,755 Okay. 583 00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:35,322 Then Jess, why do you go to church every Sunday? 584 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:36,824 What? 585 00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:39,160 - Do you believe in God? - Yes, MJ. 586 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:40,695 And in Jesus? 587 00:37:40,795 --> 00:37:43,564 Yes, even Nathan admits that he was a real person. 588 00:37:43,664 --> 00:37:46,634 Like historically, you can't argue with that. 589 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:47,802 Okay. 590 00:37:47,902 --> 00:37:51,471 And that Jesus was God's son sent by Him 591 00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:53,674 to be sacrificed for all of our sins 592 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,943 and that Christmas is his birthday. 593 00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:57,477 Yes. 594 00:38:02,116 --> 00:38:03,951 Happy birthday, Jesus! 595 00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:07,955 Very funny, MJ. 596 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,557 What about Satan? 597 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:11,526 What? 598 00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:15,295 Do you believe in the devil? 599 00:38:17,198 --> 00:38:19,000 Yes. 600 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,035 - And angels? - Yes. 601 00:38:21,135 --> 00:38:22,335 But not Santa Claus. 602 00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:23,938 Okay. 603 00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:25,273 I see your logic there, 604 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:28,276 but then what about the Easter Bunny? 605 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,544 Leprechauns? 606 00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:31,212 I mean, I'm not ruling any of it out. 607 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:33,480 Okay, I really can't deal with this right now. 608 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:34,715 I'm gonna go to my room. 609 00:38:34,816 --> 00:38:36,684 Just let me know when Nathan gets back. 610 00:38:47,228 --> 00:38:48,896 Oh, fuck. 611 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,543 No fucking way. 612 00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:06,747 Fuck! 613 00:39:14,889 --> 00:39:16,090 Rexie! 614 00:39:18,491 --> 00:39:20,561 Rexie, get over here! Come help! 615 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,567 Goddamn it, dog. 616 00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:32,707 It's freezing out there. 617 00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:34,041 Finally. 618 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:36,110 Did you see Nikki? 619 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,945 No. 620 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,348 Did lose a slipper though. 621 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,649 We should call the police. 622 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:43,351 She hasn't even been gone for 24 hours. 623 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,152 We can't report her as missing. 624 00:39:45,253 --> 00:39:47,355 She did say she wanted to be alone. 625 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,590 Maybe she doesn't want to be found. 626 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,458 I don't think she wants to be alone, 627 00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:53,361 so I'm gonna go find her. 628 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,863 MJ, it's freezing out there. 629 00:39:56,697 --> 00:39:58,633 I'm gonna go to the church. 630 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,801 You're really gonna go out there? 631 00:40:00,902 --> 00:40:03,170 Yeah. Your lazy ass didn't even make it past my backyard. 632 00:40:03,838 --> 00:40:06,439 I feel like I shouldn't leave Jess alone in the house, though. 633 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,942 Of course, you feel that way. 634 00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:12,380 So, you stay here, protect the fort, protect us. 635 00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:14,048 I'll just bring Rexie with me. 636 00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:16,751 Rexie? 637 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,954 Rexie? 638 00:40:21,622 --> 00:40:23,291 She's probably underneath the porch. 639 00:40:23,391 --> 00:40:25,126 Finish the fire? 640 00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:26,260 Yeah, whatever. 641 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,245 Rexie! 642 00:41:23,517 --> 00:41:25,653 Come on, Rexie. 643 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,789 Come here, girl. 644 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:16,630 Tell everyone, Santa is real. 645 00:44:02,511 --> 00:44:03,277 Nathan! 646 00:44:03,377 --> 00:44:04,211 Nathan! 647 00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:36,545 This is so messed up. 648 00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:38,112 Do you think Nikki's screwing with us? 649 00:44:38,212 --> 00:44:41,182 Jess, Nikki can barely walk without her crutches. 650 00:44:41,282 --> 00:44:42,783 We need to call 9-1-1. 651 00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:44,451 I dropped my phone in the snow. 652 00:44:44,553 --> 00:44:45,819 Give me yours. 653 00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:50,791 There's no service. 654 00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:57,164 The landline! 655 00:44:57,264 --> 00:44:58,165 Oh, I forgot about it. 656 00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,467 Um, where is it? 657 00:45:00,569 --> 00:45:01,335 Um... 658 00:45:09,644 --> 00:45:11,045 I don't see it. 659 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,922 Oh, I think there's one in our room. 660 00:45:22,022 --> 00:45:24,526 Uh, I mean Nikki's. 661 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:25,859 Sorry. 662 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:29,797 Do you know how to use this thing? 663 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,398 Yeah, you just dial nine first. 664 00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:35,736 Come on, come on, come on. 665 00:45:37,004 --> 00:45:37,738 Is something supposed to happen? 666 00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:39,273 A dial tone. 667 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:48,415 Oh, come on. 668 00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:49,250 MJ. 669 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,217 Is that you? 670 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:53,555 Is this 9-1-1? 671 00:45:53,655 --> 00:45:55,155 9-1-1, 4-1-1. 672 00:45:55,256 --> 00:45:57,525 It's all the same around these parts. 673 00:45:57,626 --> 00:45:58,826 This is Ray. 674 00:45:58,926 --> 00:45:59,628 -I'm the sheriff of the county. -Hi. 675 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:01,262 Uh, Nathan. 676 00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:02,597 I'm MJ's friend. 677 00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:03,565 Merry Christmas, Nathan. 678 00:46:03,665 --> 00:46:04,532 What can I do for you? 679 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:06,735 Um, Merry Christmas. 680 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:08,102 Um, yeah. 681 00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:09,770 So, the power just went out over here. 682 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,272 Sure. That happens all the time. 683 00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:13,107 MJ's folks should have plenty of flashlights. 684 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:15,009 No, no, no, no, no. It's-- it's-- it's-- 685 00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:16,910 And batteries and uh, 686 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,412 I saw them down at Costco... 687 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:20,414 ...essentials. 688 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:21,415 Hello? 689 00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:23,618 Hello? 690 00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:28,122 -Sheriff? -What's happening? 691 00:46:28,222 --> 00:46:29,323 Open... 692 00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:32,727 His mouth won't read. 693 00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:35,162 Twisted. He-- there's nothing to dread. 694 00:46:35,262 --> 00:46:36,765 What the f-- 695 00:46:36,864 --> 00:46:38,799 Nothing to dread-- red. 696 00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:42,771 Nothing... 697 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:45,172 -No. -Give me the phone. 698 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:09,698 We need to leave. 699 00:47:12,032 --> 00:47:15,135 Well, there's no car. 700 00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:17,772 I can't believe MJ just left us here with some psycho. 701 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:21,041 Yeah, some psycho Santa Claus. 702 00:47:21,141 --> 00:47:22,843 What'd you just say? 703 00:47:22,943 --> 00:47:24,178 What, Jess? 704 00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:26,614 Isn't that the simplest explanation? 705 00:47:26,715 --> 00:47:28,783 It's Pavlov's dog or whatever? 706 00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,084 It's Occam's razor, you jock 707 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:31,352 and you're not even using it right. 708 00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:32,787 Shh, shh, shh. 709 00:47:32,886 --> 00:47:36,658 ♪ Candy canes and chocolate kisses ♪ 710 00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,628 -Do you hear that? -Yeah. 711 00:47:41,929 --> 00:47:45,834 ♪ The first thing on my Christmas list is you ♪ 712 00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,501 Nathan, look. 713 00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:52,873 Nathan, wait for me. 714 00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:03,984 Hey, look. 715 00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,093 It's tradition. 716 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:24,471 Hey. 717 00:48:24,572 --> 00:48:25,973 Hey. 718 00:48:26,073 --> 00:48:28,942 So, we haven't talked about it. 719 00:48:30,477 --> 00:48:31,445 Yeah. 720 00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:35,617 I mean, what do you think? 721 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:41,054 Like I-- I obviously feel bad, but I also don't, 722 00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:43,591 like she was gonna find out anyway, so. 723 00:48:43,691 --> 00:48:45,092 Yeah, it's kind of weird. 724 00:48:45,192 --> 00:48:50,665 It's like she was dead and then came back to life. 725 00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:54,101 Like Jesus? 726 00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:59,473 I see what you did there. 727 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,408 Or am I just a dumb jock? 728 00:49:01,509 --> 00:49:04,411 I'm sorry I was stressed. 729 00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:07,347 Yeah, me too. 730 00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:14,288 So, what now, like with us? 731 00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:18,593 Um, well, 732 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:26,366 we obviously have to stop seeing each other in that way. 733 00:49:30,672 --> 00:49:31,673 Okay. 734 00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:35,008 Glad, we're on the same page. 735 00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:36,711 Yeah, hundo P. 736 00:49:54,963 --> 00:49:56,764 Um, okay. 737 00:50:12,045 --> 00:50:12,981 There's nothing there. 738 00:50:39,641 --> 00:50:41,676 You need to go get them. You need to go get 'em. 739 00:50:41,776 --> 00:50:43,210 You need to go... 740 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:46,079 Okay, okay, okay. 741 00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:48,181 They need only-- okay, okay. 742 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,325 I'm coming for you, Nikki. 743 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,423 Tell me, little girl. 744 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:11,164 Have you been naughty or nice? 745 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,871 Fucking night mass. 746 00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:02,737 Merry Christmas. 747 00:55:04,272 --> 00:55:05,807 You're a bit early, 748 00:55:05,907 --> 00:55:08,408 but uh, I wasn't expecting that much of a crowd tonight. 749 00:55:08,509 --> 00:55:10,711 If any, what with the weather and all. 750 00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:13,214 Yeah, and with the-- the power outage, right? 751 00:55:13,313 --> 00:55:15,149 Oh, this? 752 00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:17,518 This is just ambiance, my son. 753 00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,419 I was watching the Celtics and Lakers game 754 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,321 on the big screen in the back. 755 00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,291 Anyway, take a seat. 756 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:24,859 Might as well get started. 757 00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:27,795 - No, no, no, it's a-- - Oh, don't worry, son. 758 00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:28,696 We're Lutherans here. 759 00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:30,330 I'll have you out in no time. 760 00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:32,934 We need help. 761 00:55:33,034 --> 00:55:34,869 I'm staying over the hill with my friends 762 00:55:34,969 --> 00:55:37,437 and my girlfriend, well-- 763 00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:40,074 I guess my ex-girlfriend, she's missing. 764 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:42,043 And-- and Santa Claus is-- 765 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:44,344 Oh, it's Santa Claus? 766 00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:46,647 Good old Saint Nick. 767 00:55:46,747 --> 00:55:48,015 Kris Kingle. 768 00:55:48,115 --> 00:55:52,153 I think Santa is real and he's trying to kill us. 769 00:55:52,253 --> 00:55:53,621 I couldn't agree more. 770 00:55:53,721 --> 00:55:54,922 Um... 771 00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:56,456 I'm-- I'm Nathan. 772 00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:59,227 I'm Father Childeric, but you can call me "Ric". 773 00:55:59,327 --> 00:56:02,997 Father, I think I need to use your phone. 774 00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:03,998 We're in danger. 775 00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:05,465 Listen, 776 00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:07,835 I'll tell you something about Santa Claus. 777 00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:14,407 Santa is one of our two crimson antipodal Christ mockeries. 778 00:56:14,508 --> 00:56:18,713 One freezing at the North Pole and one burning in hell. 779 00:56:18,813 --> 00:56:22,216 Santa, Satan, what's the difference? 780 00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:27,387 Look, I'm Jewish, but the Santa I know, 781 00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:32,793 he delivers presents and he brings joy. 782 00:56:32,894 --> 00:56:35,897 He doesn't wear a mask and try to kill people. 783 00:56:35,997 --> 00:56:38,099 Oh, the real Santa Claus doesn't look anything 784 00:56:38,199 --> 00:56:41,269 like that character in your Coca-Cola commercials, 785 00:56:41,369 --> 00:56:42,536 Nathan. 786 00:56:42,637 --> 00:56:45,405 He looks like your deepest fears. 787 00:56:45,506 --> 00:56:47,174 The greatest trick Santa ever pulled 788 00:56:47,275 --> 00:56:50,410 was convincing the world he's jolly. 789 00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:53,547 Making light of the sacrament by eating a cookie 790 00:56:53,648 --> 00:56:55,683 instead of a wafer. 791 00:56:55,783 --> 00:56:58,519 Promising his return as if he were the Messiah. 792 00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:00,521 He's no better than a-- a vagrant, 793 00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:02,323 an itinerant sneaking into homes 794 00:57:02,422 --> 00:57:05,126 with his cheap so-called list. 795 00:57:05,226 --> 00:57:07,494 Naughty or nice. 796 00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:11,431 A tri-facsimile of your Jewish book of life. 797 00:57:11,532 --> 00:57:14,602 As if a fat man in a silly red hat could decide 798 00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:17,470 whether we live or d-- 799 00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:23,177 Father! 800 00:58:09,123 --> 00:58:10,725 Please don't! 801 00:58:56,737 --> 00:59:01,008 'Twas the night before Christmas... 802 00:59:02,443 --> 00:59:06,147 when all through the house 803 00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:18,959 not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 804 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:27,334 Three stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 805 00:59:27,935 --> 00:59:39,146 in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. 806 00:59:39,246 --> 00:59:48,089 The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow... 807 00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:57,098 gave the lustre of midday to objects below. 808 00:59:57,665 --> 01:00:07,141 A little old driver so lively and quick. 809 01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:16,383 I knew in the moment, it must be Saint Nick. 810 01:00:20,522 --> 01:00:21,989 Nikki? 811 01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:27,728 Jess? 812 01:00:37,438 --> 01:00:38,806 Nathan? 813 01:00:47,848 --> 01:00:50,151 Huh, dumbass. 814 01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:57,825 Wait. Wait. 815 01:01:18,412 --> 01:01:20,047 Nathan! 816 01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:25,686 Has this little boy been naughty... 817 01:01:26,555 --> 01:01:28,289 or nice? 818 01:01:31,725 --> 01:01:33,761 He's been nice. 819 01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:38,432 Oh, has he? 820 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:51,078 And what about you, little girl? 821 01:01:53,814 --> 01:01:58,352 You didn't answer me before. 822 01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:05,492 Have you been naughty? 823 01:02:12,233 --> 01:02:15,069 Or nice? 824 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:24,211 Do you want to sit on Santa's lap and tell him? 825 01:02:25,446 --> 01:02:27,014 Get away from me! 826 01:02:31,318 --> 01:02:33,153 Ow! 827 01:02:33,254 --> 01:02:34,388 Oh. 828 01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:37,291 Nikki? 829 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:52,239 Nikki, what are you doing? 830 01:02:53,173 --> 01:02:54,676 Let's talk about this, okay? 831 01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:56,277 I can explain. 832 01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:59,280 All right. 833 01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:06,420 I would say you have about... 834 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:14,562 Stop. Stop! Just stop it! 835 01:03:14,663 --> 01:03:16,297 15 seconds. 836 01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:21,468 Everyone thought you were dead except for me. 837 01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:24,673 I never lost hope 838 01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:25,973 and your parents were planning your memorial 839 01:03:26,073 --> 01:03:27,341 and I told them to stop, 840 01:03:27,441 --> 01:03:28,876 because God was gonna bring you back, 841 01:03:28,976 --> 01:03:30,811 because He works miracles. 842 01:03:30,911 --> 01:03:32,112 - 10. - And I spent 843 01:03:32,212 --> 01:03:35,517 so many nights by your bed crying 844 01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:38,653 and praying for you and-- and Nathan was so sad. 845 01:03:38,753 --> 01:03:40,655 Nikki, you should have seen him. 846 01:03:40,755 --> 01:03:43,525 We didn't plan for this to happen, okay? 847 01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:44,958 - Five. - And we just did 848 01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:46,360 and we tried to be friends for so long 849 01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:47,828 out of respect for you, 850 01:03:47,928 --> 01:03:50,765 but we only had each other when you were gone. 851 01:03:50,864 --> 01:03:52,499 He was the only person who understood 852 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,934 what I was going through. 853 01:03:54,034 --> 01:03:55,502 Nikki, come on. 854 01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:00,575 Nikki, come on! He can't breathe. 855 01:04:26,066 --> 01:04:28,469 Forgive us, Nikki. 856 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:31,171 We love you. 857 01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:42,349 I love you too, Nathan. 858 01:04:48,523 --> 01:04:49,356 Nathan! 859 01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:05,607 But unfortunately, you're on my naughty list. 860 01:05:08,909 --> 01:05:11,579 No! What did you do? 861 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:15,309 You did this to me. 862 01:06:16,109 --> 01:06:18,479 This isn't about you! 863 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:23,585 I was just going for what I wanted for once. 864 01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:28,489 Why couldn't you just let me have this one thing? 865 01:06:42,002 --> 01:06:43,437 Oh, but Jess, 866 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,241 if you want a gift, 867 01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:52,580 you have to sit on my lap 868 01:06:54,348 --> 01:06:56,751 and say pretty please, Santa. 869 01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:01,321 You're a fucking psycho. 870 01:07:06,594 --> 01:07:11,733 I'm so fucking tired of living in your shadow. 871 01:07:15,168 --> 01:07:17,605 I worked so fucking hard, Jess. 872 01:07:20,008 --> 01:07:22,242 I worked so fucking hard. 873 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:26,581 So, it's not my fault that you are too weak 874 01:07:26,681 --> 01:07:29,049 and insecure to be my fucking friend, 875 01:07:29,149 --> 01:07:30,818 which you never were. 876 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,389 You saw a chance to feed your ego. 877 01:07:35,489 --> 01:07:37,090 You took it. 878 01:07:37,892 --> 01:07:40,528 You slept with my boyfriend. 879 01:07:40,628 --> 01:07:43,363 And you betrayed me. 880 01:07:44,999 --> 01:07:49,136 You just can't stand that the world went on without you. 881 01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:52,807 Well, I'm still alive, Jess, aren't I? 882 01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:56,578 I didn't try to kill myself. 883 01:07:59,681 --> 01:08:03,150 You still expect me to believe the Santa bullshit? 884 01:08:03,885 --> 01:08:06,086 Look at yourself. 885 01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:09,624 You look ridiculous, Nikki. 886 01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:15,563 You're just living proof that Santa isn't real. 887 01:08:19,901 --> 01:08:21,669 Oh, but Jess, 888 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:26,641 Santa is real. 889 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:32,279 You know why Nathan never wanted to go down on you? 890 01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:38,151 It's because you're a pillow princess. 891 01:08:40,788 --> 01:08:43,256 But I made him feel so good, 892 01:08:43,357 --> 01:08:45,760 he couldn't keep his hands off of me. 893 01:08:46,995 --> 01:08:49,196 Face it, Nikki, 894 01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:52,634 -I won. -Ho! 895 01:08:54,702 --> 01:08:56,537 Ho! 896 01:08:56,638 --> 01:08:57,572 Ho! 897 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,817 I'm so happy you're okay. 898 01:11:24,719 --> 01:11:27,420 I've been looking for you forever. 899 01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:34,061 You were right. Santa's out killing people. 900 01:11:34,762 --> 01:11:38,398 I'm pretty sure he got Nate and Jess. 901 01:12:13,366 --> 01:12:14,669 You were right. 902 01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:17,238 You've always been right. 903 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:19,472 Santa is real. 904 01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:38,726 ♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer paws ♪ 905 01:12:38,826 --> 01:12:41,729 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ 906 01:12:41,829 --> 01:12:44,765 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ 907 01:12:44,866 --> 01:12:48,035 ♪ All for the little ones Christmas joys ♪ 908 01:12:48,135 --> 01:12:49,402 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 909 01:12:49,502 --> 01:12:51,005 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 910 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:52,306 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 911 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:54,041 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 912 01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:55,442 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 913 01:12:55,543 --> 01:12:58,478 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 914 01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:01,849 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 915 01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:06,486 ♪ First comes a stocking of little Nell ♪ 916 01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:09,624 ♪ Oh, dear Santa, fill it well ♪ 917 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:12,627 ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ 918 01:13:12,727 --> 01:13:15,897 ♪ One that will open and shut its eyes ♪ 919 01:13:15,997 --> 01:13:17,131 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 920 01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,833 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 921 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:20,167 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 922 01:13:20,268 --> 01:13:21,903 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 923 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:23,304 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 924 01:13:23,403 --> 01:13:25,940 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 925 01:13:26,274 --> 01:13:29,744 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 926 01:13:43,658 --> 01:13:45,059 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 927 01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:46,493 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 928 01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:47,929 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 929 01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:49,630 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 930 01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:51,098 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 931 01:13:51,198 --> 01:13:53,868 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 932 01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:57,171 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 933 01:13:58,539 --> 01:14:01,575 ♪ Next comes a stocking of little Will ♪ 934 01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:04,512 ♪ Oh, just see what a glorious fill ♪ 935 01:14:04,612 --> 01:14:07,447 ♪ Here is a hammer and lots of tacks ♪ 936 01:14:07,548 --> 01:14:10,518 ♪ A whistle and a ball and a whip that cracks ♪ 937 01:14:10,618 --> 01:14:11,986 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 938 01:14:12,086 --> 01:14:13,821 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 939 01:14:13,921 --> 01:14:14,956 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 940 01:14:15,056 --> 01:14:16,524 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 941 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,125 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 942 01:14:18,225 --> 01:14:20,861 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 943 01:14:20,962 --> 01:14:24,065 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 944 01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:25,465 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 945 01:14:25,566 --> 01:14:27,134 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 946 01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:28,369 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 947 01:14:28,468 --> 01:14:30,104 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 948 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,505 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 949 01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:34,508 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 950 01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:37,511 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 951 01:14:37,611 --> 01:14:39,113 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 952 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,614 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 953 01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:42,016 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 954 01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:43,517 ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ 955 01:14:43,617 --> 01:14:45,086 ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ 956 01:14:45,186 --> 01:14:47,855 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 957 01:14:47,955 --> 01:14:50,891 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 958 01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:53,894 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 959 01:14:53,995 --> 01:14:57,064 ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ 960 01:15:00,801 --> 01:15:04,772 Hey, somebody order a pizza? 961 01:15:08,576 --> 01:15:10,177 Santa? 962 01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:23,591 How are you gonna do me like that? 963 01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:32,967 Cut! 964 01:15:33,901 --> 01:15:35,102 And that's a wrap!