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Wait. What do you mean you lost the body?

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Every day I see you is a fine day

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Fine day

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No, I didn't lose a damn thing.

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The dumbass mortician
brought the wrong body.

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Yes, I called him!
And I left a message too.

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Your sister trying to say it's my fault.

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Uh…

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I'm sure
she doesn't mean any harm by that, Mom.

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She's been causing me harm
since her 14-hour labor.

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Get him out of here.

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Yeah, and to think we've made
such good progress these past few days.

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Look, Mom,
just try not to take it too personal.

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What are you trying to say?
What, you taking her side?

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Look, I'm not taking anyone's side.

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It's no time for family conflict,
you know?

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Especially during such a joyous day.

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So my brother's death is joyous to you.

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No, I'm not saying
Uncle James' death is joyous.

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I mean, in like in a religious sense.

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Vincent, what's going on over there?

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Did I just hear a nine millimeter?

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Lancaster? Boy, that is two hours away!

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I think I'm gonna be a bit late
to the funeral.

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Oh, fuck that. You better teleport.

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Look, just talk to the funeral director,
okay? Hold on.

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Hello?

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What the fuck is wrong with your mother?

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For one, she lost Uncle James.

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And for two, she refuses
to take any accountability for it,

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but that shouldn't come as a surprise
to you because she never does.

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The woman is evil.

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Where are you?

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On the way?
The funeral starts in 30 minutes.

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I highly doubt that.

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You can't really have a funeral
without the body.

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Ha ha ha, real funny.
Can you just get here, please?

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We can't do nothing without you,
and you just gallivanting,

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doing God knows what.

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Hello? Are you even listening to me?

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Look, I'm not playing middleman
between y'all no more.

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We are a family, and we love each other.
I need you both to start acting like it.

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You know what? You're right, bro.

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I ain't even think about
all the responsibility you got.

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I'm sure it's a lot of stress on you.

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First, the swap meet situation,
then Uncle James.

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I don't even think I stopped to ask you
how you… how you feeling.

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You good?

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Hello?

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-Look, I'm just saying that--
-Nah, don't do it, brother.

51
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She's a madman.

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Move out the way, Wayne,
'cause I'm about to cut this fool.

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There's cameras here, Anita. Calm down.

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-Mom!
-What, Vincent?

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Why are you yelling?

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I'm yelling because I'm about to kill
this motherfucker.

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-I'm sorry, miss--
-Don't be sorry.

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Be helpful.

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I want you to call your boss

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and tell him
that you're gonna need two caskets

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'cause you going in the ground too.

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Mom, do your breathing.

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What are we searching for?

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Inner peace.

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And where will we find it?

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In my happy place.

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You found it yet?

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Don't push it, boy,
or you'll need a casket too.

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I understand that you're trying your best,

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but I ordered the white dove package.

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I-- I--

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White…

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…dove.

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Now, it says here

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that the white dove package

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is a pearl casket

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and a dove release ceremony
with a drone-shot video

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and a Steve Harvey white suit
for the deceased body.

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-Yes, I am familiar with the package--
-So…

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do you have any idea where my brother is?

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No.

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Let me ask you a question, sir.

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Do you like being alive?

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I'm gonna call my boss… right now.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Hey, is there parking?

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Fuck off, Vincent.

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What's all this for?

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I'm American.

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You are goddamn right you are.

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Do you wanna pay for this
with the card you got on file?

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He ain't in there.

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Gotta be.

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So, wait a minute, you're saying
that we don't know my brother?

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Well, I can't speak on the family dynamic.

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What I can speak on
is what's in the back of the van

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'cause I packed it.

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In that van is every dead man named James
in the past week and a half.

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James is his middle name!

99
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Well, that's a different van.

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I can't. I can't.

101
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And you ain't no better.

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Whoa, Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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Jericho, Jericho

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Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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Y'know, the walls come tumblin' down
Well, well, well

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Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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Jericho, Jericho

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Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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And the walls come tumblin' down

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You may talk about the bonds of Gideon

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Talk about your men of woe

112
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But none like good old Joshua

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On the walls of Jericho
Well, well, well

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Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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Jericho, well Jericho

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Joshua fit the battle of Jericho

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You know, the walls come tumblin' down
Well, well, well

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Good ol', good ol' Jericho

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Whoa Jericho, whoa Jericho

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And the walls of Jericho

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You know Joshua fit the battle…

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Hey, wait.

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I've had enough of you.

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God rest his soul.

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-You seen your brother?
-No. He said he was on his way.

126
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-Have you talked to Uncle Mike?
-Mike, did you speak to Vincent?

127
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No, I ain't talked to him. You know,
ever since he got that Netflix TV special,

128
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he's been acting real coupe de ville.

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One thing
has nothing to do with the other.

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He's going through something.

131
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I know he's going through something,
and he gonna keep going through something.

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See, that's what happens

133
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when these young niggas
refuse to give back to the community.

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They start fucking with that mayonnaise.

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And things of that nature.

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Look, you be careful
what you say about my son.

137
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Bread of life sent down from glory

138
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Many things you were on earth

139
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:27,000
A holy king, a carpenter

140
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'Cause you are the living word
Say it now…

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How long is this funeral?

142
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I don't know, but any longer
and I'm dropping dead.

143
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We've been here for almost two hours,

144
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and I told the pastor we had a hard out,
so we should be done soon.

145
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We should have two songs left,
then the testimony, then the poem,

146
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and that should take us
about an hour and some change left,

147
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and then your brother's doing the eulogy.

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Did he ever call you back?

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I don't think so. Let me check.

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Many things
Come on, somebody say it

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Many things you were on earth…

152
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,333
Oh, you're doing such a beautiful job,
honey. Now hit 'em with that spin, baby.

153
00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,916
What the f-- Hello?!

154
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Where are you? I found your uncle,

155
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and then I had to watch Janine
shake her ass in the house of the Lord.

156
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,291
No. No, no, no, no.

157
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,958
-No. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
-No.

158
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You're good. We're good.

159
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Jesus.

160
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:07,875
Hey, Mom.

161
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,541
I'm… I'm on the way still.

162
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,416
I got in a little car accident.

163
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Yeah.

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00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,500
The measure of a life
is not in its duration,

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but in its donation,

166
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and when we think of James's donation
and what he contributed,

167
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we have much to be thankful for.

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With that being said,

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the church's cash app
is located at the back of the obituary.

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We accept any gift
the Lord has blessed you with.

171
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Can I get an amen?

172
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,083
Have you ever killed somebody?

173
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,791
You ever been in love?

174
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,708
Yeah.

175
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,708
It's crazy, right?

176
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,500
You wouldn't happen to have,
like, a firearm, by any chance?

177
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,041
Nigga, what happened to you?

178
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:46,666
I got kidnapped.

179
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,583
Kidnapped?

180
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,125
You a grown-ass man.

181
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,250
Get your shit together.
You look like Elephant Man.

182
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:55,791
The Jamaican?

183
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:56,916
No, the victim.

184
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,333
And maybe if you was Jamaican,
you wouldn't have got your ass whupped.

185
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:04,291
Look, boy.
Take this Tide pen and clean up.

186
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,833
You can't be going up there
embarrassing me.

187
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:12,000
-It's not that bad though, right?
-Yes, it is.

188
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,541
It's just a flesh wound.

189
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,166
-Am I late?
-You're right on time.

190
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:20,583
And now we will hear the eulogy
by his nephew, Vincent Staples.

191
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,958
Well, go on.

192
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-You look good.
-Thank you.

193
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:52,958
Thank you, man.

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00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,750
I never done one of these before,
so… please bear with me.

195
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:11,541
As you all know, my uncle James,
he was like a father figure to me.

196
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,083
He taught me all kind of things.

197
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,625
How to play football,

198
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:17,625
how to drive,

199
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,625
about… forensics.

200
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,958
But over time,
he also taught me… how not to be.

201
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:29,166
Um, as we all know, he wasn't perfect.

202
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,708
He had his flaws,
but… are any of us perfect?

203
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,875
Despite all he went through,
he was family, and, um,

204
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,166
I was taught that family's
about holding people accountable

205
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,333
when everybody else won't.

206
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:49,375
Uncle Mike.

207
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,625
Stop asking me for money, nigga.

208
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,416
You done started 15 businesses
since we've been kids,

209
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,458
and you ain't never made no fucking money.

210
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,166
Not even with the ice cream truck.

211
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,416
Aunt Janine.

212
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,458
Stop talking about my mama
on Facebook, please.

213
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,666
Now, I know y'all used to fight.

214
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,541
Okay?

215
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,166
But it's over now.

216
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:16,791
Let it go.

217
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,791
And I'm on you too, Uncle Wayne.

218
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,833
Now, you're family, and I love you.

219
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,291
But it's my marriage.

220
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:25,958
Okay?

221
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,041
Stay out of our fucking business.

222
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,250
I would hate for somebody to pop you.

223
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:37,458
Bri.

224
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,083
Huh?

225
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,750
I love you, sis.

226
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,083
I know that's right.

227
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,958
And, Mom…

228
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:52,041
…as you know,
I've been going through some things.

229
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,333
And you've been there with me
every step of the way,

230
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,458
telling me
some real uncomfortable things to hear.

231
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:03,250
But you was right about all of it.
You're always right about all of it.

232
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,583
But you never get impatient.

233
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,416
You're always understanding.

234
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:11,791
And you give me the grace…
that you gave Uncle James,

235
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,708
and I appreciate you for that.

236
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:20,916
And, Uncle James,

237
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,500
thank you for being you.

238
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,708
You taught me who I don't wanna be.

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00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:31,916
Sincerely,

240
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:34,041
yours truly.

241
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:42,166
Fine day

242
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,208
Blackberry molasses

243
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:51,250
One of the things that never change

244
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,416
You gotta keep pushing on

245
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,125
The sun don't rain all the time

246
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:02,333
There's gonna be
Some heartache and pain

247
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,333
Woke up Sunday morning

248
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:13,041
Got a little bad news today

249
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:18,291
Mm, they say
My life ain't worth living

250
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:24,166
And time is slowly ticking away

251
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:28,166
Don't think that I'm going crazy

252
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:33,333
'Cause thoughts keep running
Through my head

253
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,458
I know I gotta be strong
Gotta hold on

254
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:41,583
Sometimes I'd rather give up instead…

255
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:44,375
Y'all think
Uncle James is pleased with his funeral?

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With all the white women mourners
over there?

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I'm sure he's in heaven.
Metaphorically, I mean.

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I mean, I love my brother,
but… you know? You know.

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You gotta keep pushing on…

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Yeah, we know.

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The sun don't rain all the time…

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-I'm gonna miss him.
-Yeah. Me too, son.

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So what's next?

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After all that we've been through

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Fine day