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- Oh my God, this
is such a surprise.

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A promotion?

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So unexpected.

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I had no idea this was coming.

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I did work so hard.

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Thank you.

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Me?

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I would love a corner office.

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I accept.

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Thank you so much.

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I never saw this coming.

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To my promotion.

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(Eliza gargling)

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Babe, did you get up early
to wish me good luck?

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- Wish you luck? For?

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- The promotion.

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- Oh right, the promotion.

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- Junior executive
event planner.

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It's gonna be me, right?

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- Oh, totally. It's yours.

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- Oh, God.

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I feel like Molly Ringwald

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at the end of every movie.

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I'm like, all my
dreams are coming true.

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- You're such a geek for
those movies, aren't you?

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- I know, I know.

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And they're super problematic,

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but I can't help it.

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I love them and I love you.

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Okay, bye.

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- Wait, babe,

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can you help me stretch this
canvas real quick, please?

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- Oh, look, I would love to,

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but I like, I can't
be late again.

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- Oh, come on.

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No, it'll take
like five minutes.

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I'm feeling inspired.

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You know what happens
if you start painting

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when inspiration hits.

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Come on.
- I know, I know.

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And I don't wanna like

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stifle your genius or anything.

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But I-
- I need you.

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Come on.

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It'll be quick.

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(upbear percussion music)

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- I mean, it's so unfair.

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I know that being
late is a no-no,

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but you're really
gonna fire me over it?

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- Well, did they fire
you for being late

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or did they fire you
because you like-

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- For talking back to my boss.

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I know.

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But I was just so like
overheated and emotional,

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and I was just like really,
really, really upset.

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I mean, that was my job.

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You know, I was
late because of you.

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- We're all grownups here.

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You gotta be responsible
for your own decisions.

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(Eliza sighs)

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- God, I know, okay?

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This is just the
worst day of my life.

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- Well, at least one
of us had a good day.

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I just heard back
from the gallery,

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and they're gonna
give me my own show.

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- Oh my God.

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Really?

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Babe, that's amazing.

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I'm, I'm so proud of you.

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I always knew that you
were gonna make it.

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- I know.

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That's why it makes it so hard

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to tell you the other thing.

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- What?

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What other thing?

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- I'm moving in with Sandra.

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- The gallery owner?

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Babe, it's sweet of you

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to try to make me laugh, but...

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Really?

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(upbeat pop music)

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Really?

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* I couldn't help myself

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(glass slamming)

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- There should be a rule
where you're not allowed

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to lose your job and your
boyfriend on the same day.

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- There is.

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It's called decency.

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- Oh.

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- You know, it was
all working out fine

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when he couldn't
afford to pay rent.

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But as soon as his
career starts taking off-

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- Are we surprised?

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- Sofia!

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Comfort me.

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- I'm just saying,
this is nothing new.

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Your last three boyfriends-

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- Four.

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Todd.

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- Oh, ew, Todd.

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I forgot about Todd.

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See? This is what you do.

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You take strays in
and you clean them up

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and then change their litter.

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- Oh, god. I need more alcohol.

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Okay.

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Here's what we're gonna do.

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The next time that I
think that a guy is cute,

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you're gonna step in,

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you're gonna interfere,

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and you're gonna say veto.

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- I am a million
steps ahead of you.

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I already have a plan.

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- "A Guide to Marrying Rich."

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- It's super legit.

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The author, Margaret Dumont,

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she went from being a secretary

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to marrying one of the
richest men in the country.

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- This book is ancient.

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- Yeah, so is the Bible.

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- Where did you find this thing?

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- Some lame Tinder date.

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This guy took me to
a used bookstore.

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Like, is that even a date?

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Anyway, thankfully
I found this book

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and it was like, yes,
universe, I hear you.

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- Yeah.

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You hear the call of the 1950s.

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- 1967.

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- How is this even a thing?

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You don't need a man to
have your dream life.

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- Says the girl that screwed
up her dream job for a dude.

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Look, I'm not gonna be
a bartender forever.

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And I am super sick of living

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with seven other wannabe models

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in a two bedroom apartment.

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Yes, we're all tiny,

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so it's really only like living

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with four people, but still.

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And I'm not gonna get ahead.

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Like my biggest paying gig
was that JC Penney catalog,

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and that's just sad.

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- Well, it would be nice

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if someone could pay my rent

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because lord knows
I can't afford it.

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- So we sublet our apartments.

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- No, I can't.

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I need to find a job.

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- How?

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You work in a very
competitive industry

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and you just got fired.

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No one's hiring you.

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- Aren't you supposed to
be making me feel better?

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- We're going away
for the summer!

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- You can't take the summer off.

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You're employed.

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- Oh, right.

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Hey, Cass.

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Yeah.

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I quit.

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- What?

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Sofia, what are you doing?

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- I am betting on myself

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just like the book says.

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You're only 25 once.

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And do you know what we are?

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- 26.

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- Yeah, we are behind.

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We need to get off our asses

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and take charge of our lives.

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- What? By leaving New York?

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- Oh God, no.

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Oh no.

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We're going to the Hamptons.

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My aunt has a timeshare there.

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We'll live there for the summer

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and come back with
rich husbands.

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- Okay, wait.

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You actually think
that both of us

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are gonna meet rich dudes

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and get them to marry
us before Labor Day?

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- Well, according
to Miss Dumont,

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hell yes.

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(upbeat music)

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- Oh, she did leave a key.
- Under a frog or something.

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- Ah, there you go.
- Should just leave a key

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under a frog ornament
like every other

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old retired person.
- I'm sure there's a key

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somewhere inside.

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(Sofia grunts)

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Are you good?
- Yes.

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- [Eliza] You good
with these bags?

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- I am.
- Buddy, need a little help?

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There you go.

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- This is why we need
rich boyfriends too,

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because they will have
people to carry things.

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- You know, we're only
here for the summer, right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- So you should take the loft.

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It sort of feels like you're
sleeping in a tent up there

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and I know you're into
that sort of thing

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and you know I'm not.

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- Happily.

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So, I hate to always
be the practical one,

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but first thing's first,

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we're gonna find jobs, right?

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- What for?

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We have a free place to stay.

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- Oh, I don't know, maybe food.

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- Soon we'll have
rich boyfriends

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that'll pay for all our meals.

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- How soon?

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(upbeat techno music)

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- This is it.

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The place to be and be seen.

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The Zane Hotel and Beach Club.

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Everyone hangs out here.

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- So why does that sign
say for hotel guests only?

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- Oh, it's to keep
out the tourists.

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- Oh, you mean us.

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- No, they want
hotties like us here.

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- Uh-huh.

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- Let's go down to the beach.

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That's where they keep
all the rich husbands.

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(upbeat music)

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- Should you take those
stupid things off?

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- Absolutely not.

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According to the book,

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a woman must always
wear high heels.

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Never wait for a man to
put you on a pedestal.

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Do it yourself and
he'll get the idea.

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- [Eliza] Oh, shit.

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- Are you okay?

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- Oh, I'm fine.

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I'm Sofia.

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- Hi, Sofia.

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I'm John. John Fuller.

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- Oh, John, thanks for
lending me your lap.

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- Anytime.

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- I just might take
you up on that.

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Of course, you'll have
to buy me a drink first.

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- Okay, let's get
you going, all right?

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- Darling.

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- Yes, okay. You good?

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You ready?

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Yeah, great. Awesome, okay.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Take care of yourselves.

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- Thank you so much.

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Yeah, thank you so much.

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- Thank you.

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- Okay, let's go.

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That was embarrassing.

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- Embarrassing or strategic?

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For your information,

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I just met John Fuller,
major trust fund,

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and number 74 in Forbes
list of Rich Under 30.

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That's right, Mama
did her homework.

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- Hey, dummy.

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What have you been
doing all day?

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You know what?
Don't answer that.

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All right, first the bathrooms.

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The beach has been unattended.

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What's going on?

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Hello?

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What is this?

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- It's a towel.

270
00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,020
- Wrong.

271
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,121
It's a dirty towel.

272
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,289
You know where I found it?

273
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,158
With the clean towels.

274
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,159
- Okay.

275
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,694
- No, it's not okay.

276
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,662
Let me break this
down for you, dummy.

277
00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,665
- Oh, my name's Doug.

278
00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,801
- Do you know how many guys
want this position, Doug?

279
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,602
More than you're probably
capable of counting.

280
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,371
So you separate these towels,

281
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,605
like your job depends on it,

282
00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,040
because it does.

283
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,348
- I wonder if our kids
will have blue eyes like me

284
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,717
or brown eyes, like John's.

285
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,725
- Hi, can I take that?

286
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:53,760
- Oh.

287
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,297
He's cute.

288
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,167
- Veto.

289
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,268
- Come on.

290
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,137
- He's a towel boy, Eliza.

291
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,672
- I'm unemployed, Sofia.

292
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,308
- Look past the towel
boy there to your left.

293
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,210
(upbeat techno music)

294
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,311
That's Rich Hawthorne.

295
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,213
He's an orthopedic surgeon,

296
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,914
and he just bought his
own 4.8 million townhouse

297
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,216
on East 74th.

298
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,784
- I don't know.

299
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,753
I'm just not into the
whole chiseled thing.

300
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,254
- Yes, you are.

301
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,289
- How does he get
his hair so perfect?

302
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,292
- Ooh, there's John.

303
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,194
- What's up guys?
- What's up man?

304
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,930
Our future husbands,
they're friends.

305
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,966
- I told you I did my homework.

306
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,334
It's literally meant to be.

307
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,869
Think about it.

308
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,303
Okay, "A Guide to
Marrying Rich."

309
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,938
His name is Rich.

310
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,507
He is rich.

311
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,342
- Yeah, yeah. I got it.

312
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,446
Okay, fine.

313
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,447
I'll go introduce myself.

314
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,882
- Don't you dare.

315
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,283
According to the book,

316
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,852
the first time a guy
lays his eyes on you

317
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,421
has to be memorable.

318
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,456
Ooh, I got it.

319
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,257
Okay.

320
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,559
You go for a swim,
you get a cramp,

321
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,828
you start to drown,
and he saves you.

322
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,365
And then your bikini top
comes off in the process.

323
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,567
- I think the fake drowning
is memorable enough.

324
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,202
- Not as memorable as tits.

325
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,805
Just saying.

326
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,210
(mischievous music)

327
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,149
(Eliza sighs)

328
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:23,917
- Help.

329
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,885
Help.

330
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,287
I'm drowning.

331
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,856
Oh, the water.

332
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,858
It's so rough here.

333
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,097
And I'm not as strong
as swimmer as I thought.

334
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,998
I'm in a rip tide.

335
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,266
Help.

336
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,434
I'm in a rip tide.

337
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,003
Help. Help.

338
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,505
- Your top!

339
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,440
- What?
- Take off your top.

340
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,108
Tits!

341
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,776
- I'm not doing that. No.

342
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,348
Help.

343
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,583
(phone chiming)

344
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,917
- Hey, daddy-o.

345
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,885
- [Doug's Father] Hey, Doug.

346
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,053
What do you say you
cut out of there early

347
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,054
and meet me for some lunch.

348
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,390
- I'm working, remember?

349
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,958
- [Doug's Father] Well,
you're working too hard.

350
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,394
- Oh, says the hardest
working guy I know.

351
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,463
- I'm drowning.

352
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,499
I'm really drowning this time.

353
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,433
Help.

354
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,370
Help, I'm drowning.
- Dad, I gotta go, Dad.

355
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,371
- Help.

356
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,906
Help, I'm drowning.

357
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,974
(spirited music)

358
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,075
- Okay I'm coming.

359
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,076
- Help, I'm drowning.

360
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,310
I'm single and drowning.

361
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,079
- I got you, I got you.
- What are you doing.

362
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:26,880
- No!

363
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,081
- Help!
- Okay.

364
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,249
- Help, help!

365
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,384
Not you.

366
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,852
- No!

367
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,087
- Look, okay.

368
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,890
Feet on the ground.

369
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,591
Then on and up.

370
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,093
Okay.

371
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,327
Wonderful.

372
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,896
The shore is right there,

373
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,298
there's some towels
that I can grab you.

374
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,433
- No, it's not...

375
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,101
That's okay, I'm okay.

376
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,969
- So you're pretending to drown?

377
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,305
- Um, uh.

378
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,573
Okay, this is embarrassing,

379
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,508
but my friend Sofia over there,

380
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,110
yeah, she told me
that this would be

381
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,511
a really great
way to meet a guy.

382
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,613
- Oh, well, I mean,

383
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,084
I'm one of those.

384
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,552
- Uh.

385
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,054
- Veto, veto, veto, veto!

386
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,522
Veto!

387
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,457
Veto!

388
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,393
- Yeah.

389
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,328
Not you.

390
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,097
You're not the guy.

391
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,064
- Ouch.

392
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,299
- Yeah, it's just, you know,

393
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,400
you're not really my type.

394
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,969
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.

395
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:27,507
- Okay, so what is your type?

396
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,510
- Oh, you see that
chiseled guy over there?

397
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,146
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.

398
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,583
- Okay, so you owe me.

399
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,484
Start flailing.

400
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,086
(upbeat music)

401
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:40,954
- Help!

402
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,289
Help!

403
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,657
(Doug whistles)

404
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,925
- [Doug] Can we
get some help here?

405
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,427
- Help!
- I need help

406
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,130
saving this woman!
- Help, I'm so cold!

407
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,698
- A little help over here?

408
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,133
- We're drowning!

409
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,968
- I'm drowning too!

410
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,436
- [Eliza] We're drowning.

411
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,171
- [Doug] I'm struggling
to save this woman.

412
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,639
- [Eliza] Help us!

413
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,074
- Are you okay?

414
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,512
Are you good?

415
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,413
(ethereal music)

416
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,180
You all right?

417
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,316
- Uh, yeah.

418
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,052
(upbeat pop music)

419
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,053
I am so good.

420
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,390
(Rich and Eliza giggle)

421
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,560
- I'm Rich.

422
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,295
- Eliza.

423
00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:29,399
(easygoing music)

424
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,934
- I hate that all the rich guys

425
00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:32,402
go back to the city
during the week.

426
00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:34,338
It makes our timeline
so much crunchier.

427
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:36,206
- Well, I think
it's a good thing.

428
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,574
We can't spend all our summer

429
00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:39,443
trying to get these
guys to fall for us.

430
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,944
We need to work.

431
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,346
Otherwise, we're
gonna spend our summer

432
00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:43,880
eating out of
people's garbage cans.

433
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,515
- Eliza, it's the Hamptons.

434
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,517
There's lobster in
those garbage cans.

435
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:48,518
- Oh.

436
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,655
(upbeat techno music)

437
00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:52,656
Let's go.

438
00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:54,157
(Sofia whimpering)

439
00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:56,460
(bell dings)

440
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,534
- No way. Absolutely not.

441
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,336
This skin does not do
greasy environments.

442
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,939
- We've tried literally
everywhere else.

443
00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:09,606
Okay.

444
00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:10,841
Come on, Sofia.

445
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,282
- Can you read?

446
00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:20,283
- Yeah.

447
00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:21,385
- [Salty] Can you write?

448
00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,486
- Totally.

449
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,421
- Can you carry a tray?

450
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,389
- Yeah.

451
00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:26,490
- You're hired.

452
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,591
- Okay.

453
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,292
- It's a dream come true.

454
00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:34,164
This isn't exactly the
chic Hamptons couture

455
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,532
I pictured wearing this summer.

456
00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:36,867
- Oh, you'll be fine.

457
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,169
(bell dings)

458
00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:39,903
- [Ryan] Order up.

459
00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:42,439
(upbeat music)

460
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,275
- What are you staring at?

461
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,077
- I know you.

462
00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:48,278
- Definitely not.

463
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,646
- Yeah, I know I definitely do.

464
00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:51,682
- Well, I don't know you.

465
00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:52,983
- I'm Ryan.

466
00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,518
- Mm-hmm.

467
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,319
- You look like a model.

468
00:15:58,422 --> 00:15:59,723
- Yeah, I am actually.

469
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:01,658
- Like a famous model.

470
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:04,161
See, I knew it.

471
00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:06,029
What the hell are
you doing here?

472
00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:08,732
- Research.

473
00:16:08,732 --> 00:16:10,567
I got this big job.

474
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,402
They want me to be like a
normal person or something.

475
00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:14,271
- Oh shit, that's cool.

476
00:16:14,271 --> 00:16:15,205
Nice.

477
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:19,576
Hey, wait there for a second.

478
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,916
- Oh my gosh, how dare you.

479
00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:30,620
(camera clicks)

480
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:38,595
- Hi, are you ready to...

481
00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:39,529
Oh.

482
00:16:40,364 --> 00:16:42,366
- Ah, well hello.

483
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:43,300
- Hi.

484
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:46,737
- Are you really
gonna take my order

485
00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:49,673
or are you just pretending
to be a waitress?

486
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:52,476
- What I'm pretending is that
that whole drowning thing,

487
00:16:52,476 --> 00:16:55,312
it just never happened
and that we've never met.

488
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:57,347
You feel like playing along?

489
00:16:58,715 --> 00:17:00,283
- Hi, nice to meet you.

490
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:01,251
I'm Doug.

491
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,019
- Eliza.

492
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:04,321
I like what you're wearing.

493
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,489
It's very Ducky.

494
00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:08,358
- Yeah.

495
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:10,060
You know, most people
assume I'm a Blane

496
00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,029
but I got a secret dorky
or Ducky thing happening.

497
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:13,630
- Wait, you know,
"Pretty in Pink?"

498
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,599
- Not every word by heart, but.

499
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,035
- Well, I know
every single word.

500
00:17:18,035 --> 00:17:19,736
In fact, the only movie

501
00:17:19,736 --> 00:17:21,304
that I've seen more times
than "Pretty in Pink" is-

502
00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:22,305
- "Say Anything."

503
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,475
- Get out of my head.

504
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:28,278
- "Say Anything" has
got to have the best

505
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:30,047
moment of any '80s movie ever.

506
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:31,248
- You mean when John Cusack

507
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,749
shows up at Ione Skye's house

508
00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:34,751
even after she says that
she doesn't love him?

509
00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:36,553
- But he doesn't believe her

510
00:17:36,553 --> 00:17:38,321
and he stands outside her window

511
00:17:38,321 --> 00:17:40,357
holding that boom
box above his head

512
00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:43,060
with Peter Gabriel
singing "In Your Eyes."

513
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,495
Ah, what?

514
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:49,499
- It's just we're not
supposed to like that anymore.

515
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:50,734
- What?

516
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,736
- You know, because the whole

517
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,671
guy shows up at a girl's house

518
00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:55,672
in the middle of the night-

519
00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:56,773
- It was sunrise.

520
00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:58,642
- Uninvited, even after she said

521
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,711
that she didn't like him.

522
00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:04,114
- Oh man.

523
00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:05,048
- [Eliza] Yeah.

524
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:07,584
- Oh, my whole world just.

525
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:09,086
- I know.

526
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:11,388
I know, it's been
a long road for me.

527
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,423
- I mean, I did stop
watching "16 Candles"

528
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,392
at some point for
obvious reasons, but-

529
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:18,295
- Well, I promise that
this is just as obvious

530
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:19,429
if you have a vagina.

531
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:21,698
It's heartbreaking.

532
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,800
- The problem is,
when I'm heartbroken,

533
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,436
all I wanna do is watch
those movies on a loop.

534
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:29,439
- I know. It's vicious cycle.

535
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:30,774
- Eliza.

536
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:33,577
Your order's up.

537
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,818
What do you think you're doing?

538
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:43,553
- I was just talking.

539
00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:46,523
Oh my God.

540
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,859
Sofia, you don't actually
think that I'm into him.

541
00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,594
- You said he was cute.

542
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:53,530
- And you vetoed it
and I respect that.

543
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,499
He is 100% in the friend zone.

544
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:58,235
- Okay, good.

545
00:18:58,235 --> 00:18:59,069
Just make sure it
stays that way.

546
00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:08,612
(upbeat music)

547
00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:11,448
- I don't know about you,
but I could use a drink.

548
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,816
- Why don't you just get
on the train, go home,

549
00:19:12,816 --> 00:19:13,817
and give up now?

550
00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:14,885
Chapter three.

551
00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,421
Desirable women never pay
for their own cocktails.

552
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,822
- This is the first night

553
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,490
that I don't smell
like french fries.

554
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,426
I wanna have a good
time and I wanna drink.

555
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:23,493
Who cares if I pay for it?

556
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:24,795
- Margaret does.

557
00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:26,430
- Oh, we're on a
first name basis now.

558
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,365
- Don't mock the book.

559
00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:29,466
- What are you saying?

560
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:30,801
That just by reading this book,

561
00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:32,602
men are gonna drop
out of the sky

562
00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:34,404
and buy us cocktails.

563
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,173
- Looks like you
ladies need a drink.

564
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:39,109
What are we having?

565
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,545
- Well, we both enjoy
sex on the beach,

566
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,613
but we don't know you well yet.

567
00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:46,483
So martinis.

568
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:49,619
(elegant piano music)

569
00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:59,529
- You are very fit.

570
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,264
(both chuckle)

571
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:03,467
- Well, I try to run
every morning before work.

572
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,535
- Oh, what time do you
usually get to work?

573
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:06,870
- 6:00.
- Wow.

574
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,606
You are unlike anyone
I've ever dated.

575
00:20:09,606 --> 00:20:11,274
(Rich chuckles)

576
00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:13,477
Not that we're dating.

577
00:20:13,477 --> 00:20:14,811
Okay, I'm gonna take this drink

578
00:20:14,811 --> 00:20:16,813
and put it in my mouth
so I stop talking.

579
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:19,516
(Rich laughs)

580
00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,955
- So, tell me
something about you.

581
00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:25,989
- Okay.

582
00:20:25,989 --> 00:20:27,758
I am from Queens.

583
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,926
That is the borough
where JFK is.

584
00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:31,695
- Sounds kind of familiar.

585
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:33,764
- Okay, good. You're following.

586
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,768
My parents are public
school teachers.

587
00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,603
- [Rich] Oh, good for them.

588
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:42,272
- Yeah, it's a noble profession
or so I've been told.

589
00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:43,940
- Have you ever
thought about teaching?

590
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,610
- No, that's not my calling.

591
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:47,744
- What's your calling?

592
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,248
- Event planning.

593
00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:52,883
I know it sounds, by comparison,

594
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:54,584
like completely insignificant,

595
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:57,354
but I totally love it.

596
00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:58,689
I mean, okay,

597
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,057
taking a space that's blank

598
00:21:00,057 --> 00:21:02,793
or worse generic,

599
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:06,296
and turning it into
like an experience

600
00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:08,799
for whatever really.

601
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,702
I mean, you hope that
the event is worthy,

602
00:21:11,702 --> 00:21:13,537
but even if it's not,

603
00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:15,272
the work is like
always changing.

604
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:16,907
It's part customer service,

605
00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:19,843
part visionary, super creative.

606
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,746
- Wow, you are
really passionate.

607
00:21:22,746 --> 00:21:25,515
(both chuckle)

608
00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:28,852
- Is that not how you feel
about orthopedic surgery?

609
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,755
- Nope.

610
00:21:31,755 --> 00:21:32,956
But it's a good job.

611
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:34,091
- [Eliza] Yeah.

612
00:21:34,091 --> 00:21:35,125
- It's nice that your parents

613
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,827
were so cool with you
just doing your own thing.

614
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:40,998
- I take it yours weren't?

615
00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:45,569
- I mean, I never
really pushed back.

616
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:48,105
- Eliza, can I talk to you?

617
00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:49,740
- Right now?
- Mm-hmm.

618
00:21:52,909 --> 00:21:54,911
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

619
00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:56,613
We have to leave right now.

620
00:21:56,613 --> 00:21:57,614
- What? Why?

621
00:21:57,614 --> 00:21:58,548
- Chapter number one.

622
00:21:58,548 --> 00:21:59,249
Always leave a guy wanting more.

623
00:21:59,249 --> 00:22:00,217
And frankly, I'm drunk and horny

624
00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:01,952
and I'm gonna screw
John in the parking lot

625
00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:03,320
unless we go right now
and ruin everything.

626
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,054
- Oh, come on.

627
00:22:04,054 --> 00:22:05,522
I'm having such a good time.

628
00:22:05,522 --> 00:22:07,057
- [Sofia] Are you
gonna doubt Margaret?

629
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:10,327
(scoffs) I would never.

630
00:22:10,327 --> 00:22:11,795
Well, can I say goodbye first?

631
00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:13,664
Or does Margaret think

632
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:15,699
that makes me look
desperate and undesirable?

633
00:22:15,699 --> 00:22:16,700
- No, you're good.

634
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,601
Just make it breezy.

635
00:22:17,601 --> 00:22:18,702
- [Eliza] Okay.

636
00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:26,710
- Look at you.

637
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:29,379
Wow.

638
00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:31,882
- Look at you.

639
00:22:31,882 --> 00:22:33,583
Hey, you work at a bar too.

640
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,885
- Trying to learn as much

641
00:22:34,885 --> 00:22:36,820
about the hotel
business as possible.

642
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,121
- Cool.

643
00:22:38,121 --> 00:22:39,423
- Something you should know.

644
00:22:39,423 --> 00:22:40,757
Don't bother the customers.

645
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:41,925
- You're not bothering me.

646
00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:44,528
- [Sofia] That boy does not
know he's in the friend zone.

647
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:45,829
- Hey, Doug, you're a friend!

648
00:22:45,829 --> 00:22:46,930
Friend zone!

649
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,201
I didn't think
that a guy could be

650
00:22:51,201 --> 00:22:53,170
all the things that Rich is.

651
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:56,540
I mean, he's handsome, he's
successful, and so charming.

652
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,774
And I really can't
get over his hair.

653
00:22:57,774 --> 00:23:00,677
It's so like perfectly coiffed.

654
00:23:00,677 --> 00:23:02,546
God, I hope he doesn't
think that I blew him off.

655
00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:03,547
- Oh, are you kidding me?

656
00:23:03,547 --> 00:23:04,815
It's perfect.

657
00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:05,716
That book is a
miracle of literature.

658
00:23:05,716 --> 00:23:06,817
Think about it.

659
00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:09,219
You and Rich and me and John.

660
00:23:09,219 --> 00:23:10,487
- Mm, yeah.

661
00:23:10,487 --> 00:23:11,521
Tell me about you and John.

662
00:23:12,522 --> 00:23:17,527
- Well, he's just so loaded.

663
00:23:17,527 --> 00:23:18,495
- Oh, okay.

664
00:23:18,495 --> 00:23:20,130
Please tell me that
there are other things

665
00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:21,665
that you're attracted
to about him.

666
00:23:21,665 --> 00:23:26,103
- Yeah, like he's
totally hot for me.

667
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:27,104
- Of course he is.

668
00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:27,804
Every guy's hot for you.

669
00:23:27,804 --> 00:23:28,705
- I know, right?

670
00:23:32,175 --> 00:23:34,311
Did I tell you you
could leave the bedroom?

671
00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:43,854
- Something you'd like to share?

672
00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:46,890
- Oh, okay.

673
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:48,225
So there's this whole
chapter in the book

674
00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:49,793
about how guys won't buy the cow

675
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:50,927
when they can get
the milk for free.

676
00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:52,662
And you know me, I've always-

677
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,564
- Dabbled in the dairy
distribution business.

678
00:23:54,564 --> 00:23:57,768
- No, I just sleep with
guys I'm into way too soon.

679
00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,202
- So you're using him?

680
00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:00,137
- Yeah.

681
00:24:00,937 --> 00:24:02,639
(scoffs) Oh, like he minds.

682
00:24:02,639 --> 00:24:03,807
- Oh, wow.

683
00:24:03,807 --> 00:24:06,209
Well, at least you and John
will have a romantic story

684
00:24:06,209 --> 00:24:07,611
to tell your grandkids one day.

685
00:24:08,912 --> 00:24:12,616
- Mm-hmm.
(car horn honking)

686
00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:33,570
- You know, it's so tough
being a modern woman.

687
00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,806
I don't know if I should
feel like Cinderella

688
00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:39,242
or if I should file
a stalking report.

689
00:24:39,242 --> 00:24:40,344
(Rich chuckles)

690
00:24:40,344 --> 00:24:41,945
- Well, I would've called,

691
00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:44,314
but you left without
giving me your number.

692
00:24:44,314 --> 00:24:46,950
And you did mention that
you were staying on Bay Lane

693
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:48,785
and hey, did you
know that Bay Lane

694
00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:50,921
is like eight miles long?

695
00:24:50,921 --> 00:24:52,889
I think I pissed off a
lot of your neighbors.

696
00:24:52,889 --> 00:24:54,725
(upbeat music)
(Eliza laughs)

697
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:55,759
Wanna go for a ride?

698
00:24:58,795 --> 00:25:01,798
(upbeat music)

699
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:06,703
- I think this car cost
more than my parent's house.

700
00:25:06,703 --> 00:25:08,872
- It was either
this or my Ferrari.

701
00:25:08,872 --> 00:25:11,775
But I didn't want you to
think I was trying too hard.

702
00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:14,678
I actually wanted a Prius,

703
00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:16,313
but my dad talked me into this.

704
00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:17,314
- Mm.

705
00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:18,582
I hate to say this,

706
00:25:18,582 --> 00:25:19,683
but I think your dad was right.

707
00:25:19,683 --> 00:25:21,752
I mean, you recycle, right?

708
00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:22,853
- Religiously.

709
00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:24,388
- Yeah, so you offset it.

710
00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:25,555
(Rich laughs)

711
00:25:25,555 --> 00:25:27,824
- So if you're not turned
off too much by the Bentley,

712
00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:30,293
do you want a ride to
the Movers and Shaker's

713
00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:31,862
event next weekend?

714
00:25:34,264 --> 00:25:35,732
- Are you asking-

715
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:38,902
- Yes, I'm asking you out.

716
00:25:42,439 --> 00:25:45,308
- Okay, next question.

717
00:25:45,308 --> 00:25:46,877
Who's moving and who's shaking?

718
00:25:46,877 --> 00:25:49,079
- It's a big annual fundraiser.

719
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:50,714
- Oh, that's cool.

720
00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:51,682
What's the cause?

721
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:54,885
- No idea.

722
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:57,754
But it's always for
a really good cause.

723
00:25:58,722 --> 00:26:00,691
- Oh my God.

724
00:26:00,691 --> 00:26:02,392
This reminds me of that
scene in "Pretty in Pink"

725
00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:03,460
when Andrew McCarthy asks-

726
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,761
- "Pretty in Pink?"

727
00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:06,763
- The movie.

728
00:26:08,432 --> 00:26:09,800
You've never seen it?

729
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,034
- Should I?

730
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,036
- I mean, yes.

731
00:26:13,036 --> 00:26:14,671
But it's one of those things

732
00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:15,772
that you probably should have

733
00:26:15,772 --> 00:26:16,907
watched when you were younger

734
00:26:16,907 --> 00:26:18,041
'cause if you watched it now,

735
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:19,710
you'd probably be like, huh,

736
00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:20,711
and that wouldn't
be good for us.

737
00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:21,812
So, I don't know.

738
00:26:21,812 --> 00:26:23,347
Maybe my answer is no.

739
00:26:24,414 --> 00:26:27,317
- No, don't watch the movie
or no to being my date?

740
00:26:27,317 --> 00:26:30,420
- Oh, hell yeah to
being your date.

741
00:26:32,255 --> 00:26:33,056
- Good.

742
00:26:40,063 --> 00:26:41,698
- So?

743
00:26:41,698 --> 00:26:42,766
- Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.

744
00:26:42,766 --> 00:26:44,334
- Tell me! Tell me!

745
00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:45,769
- Okay, he invited me to move

746
00:26:45,769 --> 00:26:46,870
and or shake with him next week.

747
00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:47,871
- Oh, my god.

748
00:26:47,871 --> 00:26:48,872
Movers and shakers.

749
00:26:48,872 --> 00:26:50,374
- Yeah, that, yeah.

750
00:26:50,374 --> 00:26:51,508
- John called me
while you were gone

751
00:26:51,508 --> 00:26:52,376
and he asked me to go with him.

752
00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:54,378
(both squealing)

753
00:26:54,378 --> 00:26:55,812
What did I tell you?
Never doubt Margaret.

754
00:26:55,812 --> 00:26:56,613
- Never.

755
00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:57,514
- Always leave
them wanting more.

756
00:26:57,514 --> 00:26:58,515
- Always!

757
00:26:58,515 --> 00:26:59,916
- Can you see it?

758
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,051
Eliza Hawthorne.

759
00:27:01,051 --> 00:27:02,919
- Oh God, you're so ridiculous.

760
00:27:02,919 --> 00:27:04,087
- You've gotta start
planning your wedding now.

761
00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:06,023
Visualization was a big part
of Margaret's philosophy.

762
00:27:06,023 --> 00:27:07,724
- Oh, I'm visualizing.

763
00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:09,026
I'm just not
changing my last name

764
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:10,560
to suit a 1950s manual.

765
00:27:11,661 --> 00:27:13,764
- 1967, bitch.

766
00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:16,700
- Yeah, I'm still a feminist.

767
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,035
But what was that
part in chapter four

768
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,903
about always
letting the man pay?

769
00:27:19,903 --> 00:27:22,439
- Oh, if you want to pay,
you know, just for funsies,

770
00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:23,774
you have to give
the man the cash

771
00:27:23,774 --> 00:27:24,908
so he can pay the bill.

772
00:27:24,908 --> 00:27:26,443
- Okay, that makes total sense.

773
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,545
(knocking on door)
- I know, so smart.

774
00:27:31,782 --> 00:27:33,050
- Hey.

775
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:35,686
- Sorry, I forgot something.

776
00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:37,788
* I wanna hold on
to this forever *

777
00:27:37,788 --> 00:27:40,791
(upbeat pop music)

778
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,961
See you next weekend.

779
00:27:44,961 --> 00:27:46,063
- Okay, bye.

780
00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:50,867
* Don't stop

781
00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:51,968
* Don't stop

782
00:27:51,968 --> 00:27:54,504
(Eliza sighs)

783
00:27:57,941 --> 00:28:00,911
(upbeat pop music)

784
00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:10,787
- What are we doing here?

785
00:28:10,787 --> 00:28:12,856
This place is way
out of our league.

786
00:28:12,856 --> 00:28:15,192
- We can't exactly wear
our Salty's uniforms

787
00:28:15,192 --> 00:28:17,227
to the biggest
event of the season.

788
00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:19,429
- Okay, you're right.

789
00:28:19,429 --> 00:28:20,764
You're right, you're
right, you're right.

790
00:28:22,199 --> 00:28:23,500
What about this?
- Hate It.

791
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,235
- Okay, me too.

792
00:28:25,235 --> 00:28:26,403
No.

793
00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:27,337
Trash.

794
00:28:28,872 --> 00:28:30,907
Oh, a little bit.

795
00:28:30,907 --> 00:28:31,441
Huh?

796
00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:32,909
- Love it.
- Right?

797
00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:34,244
- Love it.

798
00:28:34,244 --> 00:28:34,911
- Okay, where's a mirror?

799
00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:35,779
- Over there.

800
00:28:35,779 --> 00:28:36,813
- Okay, oh my gosh, okay.

801
00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:43,820
Hello, gorgeous.

802
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,755
Mm.

803
00:28:49,259 --> 00:28:52,062
Oh, goodbye, gorgeous.

804
00:28:52,062 --> 00:28:53,363
Have you seen how many zeros

805
00:28:53,363 --> 00:28:54,464
are on these price tags?

806
00:28:54,464 --> 00:28:55,732
Yeah, like, we should go.

807
00:28:55,732 --> 00:28:57,968
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

808
00:28:57,968 --> 00:28:58,969
We charge the dresses,

809
00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,537
keep the price tags on,

810
00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:02,005
and then return
them the next day.

811
00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:04,274
- Isn't that stealing?

812
00:29:04,274 --> 00:29:05,342
- No.

813
00:29:05,342 --> 00:29:08,912
Think of it as borrowing
with the intent to return.

814
00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:10,914
- Wow.

815
00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:12,683
Margaret really did
think of everything.

816
00:29:12,683 --> 00:29:14,251
- Actually, I came
up with that one.

817
00:29:14,251 --> 00:29:15,886
- Oh, Sofia.

818
00:29:15,886 --> 00:29:16,887
- I know. Thank you.

819
00:29:16,887 --> 00:29:17,788
- [Eliza] You're great.

820
00:29:17,788 --> 00:29:18,822
- I'm so smart.

821
00:29:18,822 --> 00:29:20,357
- Okay.

822
00:29:20,357 --> 00:29:23,026
- Let's take another
look, gorgeous.

823
00:29:23,026 --> 00:29:24,728
- Okay, I mean.

824
00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:25,729
- I really like
the green for you.

825
00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:26,830
It brings out your eyes.

826
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:28,031
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

827
00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:31,535
(upbeat electronic dance music)

828
00:29:39,843 --> 00:29:41,511
- Killing it, Trace.

829
00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:43,947
Ah, the party.

830
00:29:45,048 --> 00:29:46,783
Right, I'm working.

831
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,059
- Oh my God, everyone's
looking at us.

832
00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:57,627
It's like we're the
bells of the ball.

833
00:29:57,627 --> 00:30:00,530
- It really does feel
like a fairytale.

834
00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:02,065
- Come on, let's dance.

835
00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:06,970
(upbeat electronic
dance music continues)

836
00:30:16,546 --> 00:30:20,550
- You know, as important as my
modeling career means to me,

837
00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:24,354
I think being a stay-at-home
mom is even more important.

838
00:30:24,354 --> 00:30:26,056
So I'd totally
give up my career,

839
00:30:26,056 --> 00:30:28,158
as hard as it would be.

840
00:30:28,158 --> 00:30:30,093
And, you know, it's a
lot of work to keep up

841
00:30:30,093 --> 00:30:32,462
with a 4,000 square foot
plus farmhouse style home

842
00:30:32,462 --> 00:30:34,398
in Connecticut on a
minimum of two acres

843
00:30:34,398 --> 00:30:37,567
while chasing after 3.5
kids and a Carlton doodle.

844
00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,102
How about you?

845
00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:40,604
- I'm not really a dog person.

846
00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:42,439
- Oh, I was just kidding
about the doodle.

847
00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:44,641
- I'm not sure if
I want kids either.

848
00:30:44,641 --> 00:30:45,976
- Oh, I know.

849
00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:48,111
They can be such
attention sucks.

850
00:30:48,111 --> 00:30:49,579
- No, I like kids.

851
00:30:49,579 --> 00:30:52,015
I just think the
planet's overcrowded.

852
00:30:52,015 --> 00:30:53,483
- I was thinking the same thing.

853
00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,686
It's like we have one mind.

854
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,134
- Can I get you another drink?

855
00:31:12,069 --> 00:31:14,638
- Oh, I don't wanna
get too drunk.

856
00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:17,107
I'm worried I might make a move.

857
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:20,143
- Oh, no.

858
00:31:20,143 --> 00:31:21,611
Don't do that.

859
00:31:21,611 --> 00:31:24,715
(upbeat dance music)

860
00:31:31,188 --> 00:31:33,990
What do you say after the party,

861
00:31:35,525 --> 00:31:36,760
we go back to my place?

862
00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:40,931
- I, um.

863
00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,499
I, um.

864
00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:44,735
I mean, okay, look.

865
00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:48,171
I really like you,

866
00:31:48,171 --> 00:31:54,111
and I would love
to like, you know.

867
00:31:54,711 --> 00:31:56,713
It's just, I don't
think that I'm ready

868
00:31:56,713 --> 00:31:58,215
for like, you know.

869
00:31:58,215 --> 00:32:00,117
But it's not that I've,
like, never you knowed

870
00:32:00,117 --> 00:32:02,686
or it's not like I've
you knowed a ton either.

871
00:32:04,621 --> 00:32:07,190
I guess it depends on
how you define, you know.

872
00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,126
- Are we talking about sex?

873
00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,561
- Yeah, that's, yeah, that's
the word I'm looking for.

874
00:32:11,561 --> 00:32:14,464
- I just wanna spend
more time with you.

875
00:32:14,464 --> 00:32:16,566
My parent's house
has eight bedrooms,

876
00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:19,169
and you can pick
any one you want.

877
00:32:19,169 --> 00:32:22,172
And if you happen
to end up in mine,

878
00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:25,175
I won't kick you out.

879
00:32:25,175 --> 00:32:26,576
- Oh, you're so kind.

880
00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:29,780
- Oh, dear.

881
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:33,116
You forgot to take
off the price tag.

882
00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:34,551
- Uh, um.

883
00:32:39,089 --> 00:32:40,691
I really have to, um...

884
00:32:40,691 --> 00:32:42,225
I'm gonna be right back.

885
00:32:42,225 --> 00:32:43,226
I just have to...

886
00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:46,697
Sorry.

887
00:32:46,697 --> 00:32:47,831
Sorry, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait,

888
00:32:47,831 --> 00:32:50,600
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

889
00:32:51,568 --> 00:32:53,303
No!

890
00:32:53,303 --> 00:32:54,237
No.

891
00:33:07,551 --> 00:33:08,919
It's not stealing.

892
00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:10,721
It's borrowing with
intent to return.

893
00:33:16,526 --> 00:33:17,761
Are you freaking kidding me?

894
00:33:17,761 --> 00:33:20,497
- [Doug] Whoa.

895
00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:21,498
- Doug?

896
00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:25,602
- Are we doing the
garbage grabbing scene

897
00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:26,937
from "Back to the Future?"

898
00:33:26,937 --> 00:33:28,805
- This isn't an
'80s movie moment.

899
00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:29,906
(gentle acoustic music)

900
00:33:29,906 --> 00:33:31,641
Oh, god.

901
00:33:31,641 --> 00:33:33,910
This is an '80s movie moment.

902
00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:35,579
And I'm the leading lady

903
00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:37,514
who let her world get
turned upside down

904
00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:39,816
because she's pretending to
be something that she's not.

905
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,453
- Okay, well,

906
00:33:48,425 --> 00:33:49,659
why don't we get
this leading lady

907
00:33:49,659 --> 00:33:50,994
out of the dumpster, huh?

908
00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:53,730
Because it looks
pretty uncomfortable.

909
00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:55,866
- It's really gross in here.

910
00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:58,568
- Yeah, it looks pretty gross.

911
00:34:00,637 --> 00:34:01,538
Come on.

912
00:34:01,538 --> 00:34:02,305
Careful.

913
00:34:02,305 --> 00:34:03,907
Watch your step.

914
00:34:03,907 --> 00:34:05,042
Oh, what is that?

915
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,576
Okay, let's get out quick.

916
00:34:06,576 --> 00:34:08,512
Hold your breath.

917
00:34:08,512 --> 00:34:10,313
Yeah, I don't remember Doc
Brown being in his boxers.

918
00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:11,515
- It's laundry day.

919
00:34:12,783 --> 00:34:14,685
- So why exactly were
you in the dumpster?

920
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:16,953
- Because I let my friend Sofia

921
00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:18,588
convince me to buy a dress

922
00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:20,457
that costs more than my rent.

923
00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:22,893
And now the tag is
somewhere in this dumpster

924
00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:24,061
and I can't find it

925
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,962
and now I can't return the dress

926
00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:28,965
and they're probably gonna
send me to debtor's prison.

927
00:34:28,965 --> 00:34:31,501
And I know that those
don't exist anymore,

928
00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:33,904
but they'll probably build
a new one just for me,

929
00:34:33,904 --> 00:34:35,906
because I'm a total idiot.

930
00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:42,079
(gentle music continues)

931
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,087
- You could Poshmark it.

932
00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:51,722
- I'm gonna Poshmark you

933
00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:52,823
if you don't stop
trying to silver line

934
00:34:52,823 --> 00:34:54,691
an unsilver lineable situation.

935
00:34:54,691 --> 00:34:55,926
- Would you relax?

936
00:34:55,926 --> 00:34:58,095
As soon as Rich proposes,

937
00:34:58,095 --> 00:34:59,629
you'll tell him the story

938
00:34:59,629 --> 00:35:01,031
and have a big laugh,

939
00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:03,367
and then he'll
pay for the dress.

940
00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,868
I mean, hell, if
you asked him to,

941
00:35:04,868 --> 00:35:06,136
I'm sure he'd buy you
the entire dress store.

942
00:35:06,136 --> 00:35:07,771
- There's no way.

943
00:35:07,771 --> 00:35:09,706
Not after I ghosted
him last night

944
00:35:09,706 --> 00:35:11,775
and didn't say goodbye to
him on the first night.

945
00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:12,676
- Margaret says-

946
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:13,777
- No, Sofia,

947
00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:16,046
at some point you're just rude.

948
00:35:16,046 --> 00:35:20,584
And it's so tragic because
I really, really like him

949
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:22,953
and I really, really like
how it felt last night

950
00:35:22,953 --> 00:35:24,721
getting all dressed
up, you know,

951
00:35:24,721 --> 00:35:26,323
with all those fancy people,

952
00:35:26,323 --> 00:35:27,824
doing all those amazing things,

953
00:35:27,824 --> 00:35:31,061
and having this gorgeous
guy flirting with me.

954
00:35:31,061 --> 00:35:33,964
But leave it to me to
end up dumpster diving.

955
00:35:33,964 --> 00:35:35,632
Like there's a reason

956
00:35:35,632 --> 00:35:36,700
I end up with
losers my whole life

957
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,068
is because I am one.

958
00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:41,805
- You're not a-
(knocking on door)

959
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,076
Oh.

960
00:35:46,076 --> 00:35:47,778
Eliza, this is a loser.

961
00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:48,812
- Sofia.

962
00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:49,746
Rude.

963
00:35:50,914 --> 00:35:52,916
- Nice to see you too.

964
00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:54,685
- Sorry about her.

965
00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:55,686
You're not a loser.

966
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:56,787
I mean, I don't think.

967
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:57,821
Maybe you are, I don't know.

968
00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:58,755
- I'm not.

969
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,025
- What are you doing here?

970
00:36:02,025 --> 00:36:04,828
- Well I thought
you might want this.

971
00:36:04,828 --> 00:36:06,096
(gentle music)

972
00:36:06,096 --> 00:36:07,698
- Oh my God. Oh my God!

973
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:08,632
You found it.

974
00:36:08,632 --> 00:36:09,399
- Happy to help.

975
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,636
(knocking on door)

976
00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:14,037
- Guess this is a bad time.

977
00:36:14,037 --> 00:36:16,873
- Oh, Rich, no.

978
00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:17,941
He was...

979
00:36:21,111 --> 00:36:22,579
- I should go.

980
00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:23,914
- Okay.

981
00:36:23,914 --> 00:36:27,050
But Doug, you actually
saved my life this time.

982
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:28,151
Thank you.

983
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:30,620
(Doug clicks tongue)

984
00:36:32,622 --> 00:36:33,623
- These are for you.

985
00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:35,659
- Oh, thank you.

986
00:36:35,659 --> 00:36:38,061
- I got them because
I was worried

987
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:40,430
maybe that I was pressuring you

988
00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,699
to come over to my
place after the party

989
00:36:42,699 --> 00:36:44,601
and that's why you bailed

990
00:36:44,601 --> 00:36:47,104
but I guess it was to
hook up with that guy, so.

991
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,105
- Doug?

992
00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,706
No, he's just a friend.

993
00:36:49,706 --> 00:36:50,707
Really.

994
00:36:50,707 --> 00:36:51,875
I didn't blow you off.

995
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:53,677
I mean, well, I did,

996
00:36:53,677 --> 00:36:55,645
but I didn't mean to.

997
00:36:55,645 --> 00:36:57,080
It's a, it's a really long story

998
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,450
and it doesn't,
it's doesn't matter

999
00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:02,019
because these are the
most beautiful flowers

1000
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:04,021
I've ever seen in my life.

1001
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:07,024
- Okay, I just, I feel like I'm
getting some mixed messages.

1002
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:08,925
So, just that we're clear,

1003
00:37:09,926 --> 00:37:10,927
are you into me?

1004
00:37:11,895 --> 00:37:14,698
- I am so, so into you.

1005
00:37:14,698 --> 00:37:16,099
And I've just been
getting some advice lately

1006
00:37:16,099 --> 00:37:18,035
that I actually think
is really bad advice

1007
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,836
and so I think we
should just probably

1008
00:37:19,836 --> 00:37:21,872
get naked instead right now.

1009
00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,106
- Okay.

1010
00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:24,041
- All right.
- Okay, we can do that.

1011
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:25,042
- Okay.
- Okay.

1012
00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:27,944
- Okay.

1013
00:37:27,944 --> 00:37:30,714
(gentle music)

1014
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:36,853
- Sorry, I just got
this thing with my hair.

1015
00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:37,754
- Oh, your hair.

1016
00:37:37,754 --> 00:37:38,855
No, I get it.

1017
00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:40,691
It's so perfectly coiffed.

1018
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:41,658
I don't, are you okay?

1019
00:37:41,658 --> 00:37:42,759
- I'm good.

1020
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:43,694
Come here.
- Oh!

1021
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:44,795
(upbeat music)

1022
00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,496
- Alrighty, so where do we-

1023
00:37:46,496 --> 00:37:48,198
- Oh, upstairs, yeah.

1024
00:37:48,198 --> 00:37:50,100
Are you sure you're good
to carry me the whole way?

1025
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,068
- Yeah.

1026
00:38:01,608 --> 00:38:03,577
- [Eliza] You're
taking off already?

1027
00:38:03,577 --> 00:38:04,545
- Yeah.

1028
00:38:04,545 --> 00:38:06,847
But I can't wait to
see you next weekend.

1029
00:38:07,581 --> 00:38:09,650
- I can't wait to see you.

1030
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:11,885
- What do you say Saturday

1031
00:38:11,885 --> 00:38:16,857
you, me, all day, all
night on the yacht?

1032
00:38:18,726 --> 00:38:23,163
- I'd say that sounds
entirely all amazing.

1033
00:38:23,163 --> 00:38:25,899
(soft music)

1034
00:38:31,739 --> 00:38:32,306
- Bye.

1035
00:38:32,306 --> 00:38:33,207
- Bye.

1036
00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:50,057
(camera clicks)

1037
00:38:51,091 --> 00:38:53,694
- I swear to God, if you
take one more picture of me,

1038
00:38:53,694 --> 00:38:56,797
I'm gonna shove the
camera up your ass.

1039
00:38:56,797 --> 00:38:57,698
- Promise?

1040
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,734
- Gross.

1041
00:39:14,081 --> 00:39:15,749
Why hasn't John made a move yet?

1042
00:39:18,686 --> 00:39:21,689
- Can we not talk
about John right now?

1043
00:39:23,257 --> 00:39:24,725
- Okay, I guess.

1044
00:39:24,725 --> 00:39:26,293
But just so you know,

1045
00:39:26,293 --> 00:39:29,330
I am always thinking about him.

1046
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:30,364
- Oh, really?

1047
00:39:31,398 --> 00:39:32,766
Always?

1048
00:39:32,766 --> 00:39:33,667
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?

1049
00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:34,568
- Mm-hmm.

1050
00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:36,203
- Well, let's see
if we can fix that.

1051
00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:39,373
(upbeat music)

1052
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,210
(Sofia giggles)

1053
00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:44,345
- Some condom...

1054
00:39:44,345 --> 00:39:45,279
Oh my God!

1055
00:39:47,348 --> 00:39:50,217
- Um, (laughs).

1056
00:39:50,217 --> 00:39:52,920
So, tonight, 9:00?

1057
00:39:54,655 --> 00:39:56,323
- I'm sorry, are
you talking to me?

1058
00:39:59,393 --> 00:40:00,327
- Okay.

1059
00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:05,432
- Sofia.

1060
00:40:05,432 --> 00:40:06,066
- It's fine.

1061
00:40:06,066 --> 00:40:07,234
He likes it when I'm mean.

1062
00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:10,804
Besides, he's serving a purpose.

1063
00:40:10,804 --> 00:40:11,905
If it weren't for Ryan,

1064
00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:13,407
I'd never hold out for John.

1065
00:40:13,407 --> 00:40:14,441
Things are just
so hot between us.

1066
00:40:14,441 --> 00:40:15,743
- Wait, what?

1067
00:40:15,743 --> 00:40:16,877
He made a move?

1068
00:40:16,877 --> 00:40:17,978
- Yeah, like so, so many.

1069
00:40:17,978 --> 00:40:18,979
Except unlike some people,

1070
00:40:18,979 --> 00:40:20,247
I'm staying strong

1071
00:40:20,247 --> 00:40:22,016
and following Margaret's advice.

1072
00:40:22,016 --> 00:40:23,717
At least, you know, until
he asks me to marry him.

1073
00:40:23,717 --> 00:40:26,420
- Well, I'm glad that I
didn't wait with Rich.

1074
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,255
Although, to be honest,

1075
00:40:28,255 --> 00:40:29,890
the sex was a little
underwhelming.

1076
00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:31,425
- Shut your mouth.

1077
00:40:31,425 --> 00:40:32,993
- I'm not saying
that it wasn't good.

1078
00:40:32,993 --> 00:40:36,296
I'm saying that it
wasn't, you know, magic.

1079
00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:37,531
- Magic doesn't exist.

1080
00:40:37,531 --> 00:40:38,832
You know what does?

1081
00:40:38,832 --> 00:40:41,268
A townhouse on East 74th.

1082
00:40:41,268 --> 00:40:42,536
- I know. I know.

1083
00:40:42,536 --> 00:40:44,938
But if that part doesn't work.

1084
00:40:44,938 --> 00:40:46,807
- Hmm, get yourself a Ryan.

1085
00:40:47,474 --> 00:40:48,409
- Or a Doug.

1086
00:40:50,944 --> 00:40:52,379
Who, funny enough-

1087
00:40:52,379 --> 00:40:55,082
- Salty, the hair
cream is doing wonders.

1088
00:40:56,917 --> 00:40:57,785
Hi.

1089
00:40:57,785 --> 00:40:58,519
- Hi.

1090
00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:02,056
Whatever you want,
it's on the house.

1091
00:41:02,056 --> 00:41:03,323
- Ah, that's okay.

1092
00:41:03,323 --> 00:41:05,059
- Oh, it is the least I can do

1093
00:41:05,059 --> 00:41:07,494
after you saved
my credit rating.

1094
00:41:07,494 --> 00:41:11,432
- Well, if you really
wanna make it up to me,

1095
00:41:11,432 --> 00:41:12,833
are you busy tonight?

1096
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:13,901
- She's busy.

1097
00:41:13,901 --> 00:41:15,436
Ah, very busy.

1098
00:41:15,436 --> 00:41:16,937
- Ah.

1099
00:41:16,937 --> 00:41:19,473
Because they're showing
"The Breakfast Club"

1100
00:41:19,473 --> 00:41:21,475
at the Revival House
in West Hampton.

1101
00:41:21,475 --> 00:41:23,077
- Oh my God.

1102
00:41:23,077 --> 00:41:24,545
I've never seen it
on the big screen.

1103
00:41:24,545 --> 00:41:26,313
- Then you haven't
really seen it.

1104
00:41:27,081 --> 00:41:28,282
Wanna meet there?

1105
00:41:28,282 --> 00:41:29,283
- Oh, no.

1106
00:41:29,283 --> 00:41:30,818
That's not gonna work.

1107
00:41:30,818 --> 00:41:31,919
I don't have a car.

1108
00:41:31,919 --> 00:41:33,821
One, because I can't afford one

1109
00:41:33,821 --> 00:41:37,091
and, two, because this
city girl can't drive, so.

1110
00:41:37,091 --> 00:41:40,828
- Then I guess we'll have
to do something about that.

1111
00:41:40,828 --> 00:41:43,564
(uplifting music)

1112
00:41:44,598 --> 00:41:46,367
- Okay.

1113
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,602
- All right, hands
up, cover, cover.

1114
00:41:48,602 --> 00:41:49,503
- Okay.
- Okay, here we go.

1115
00:41:49,503 --> 00:41:50,504
- I'm nervous.

1116
00:41:50,504 --> 00:41:52,106
What's happening?

1117
00:41:52,106 --> 00:41:53,374
What are you doing?
- It's a surprise.

1118
00:41:53,374 --> 00:41:54,875
Just go with it.
- I don't know.

1119
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:56,143
I don't know.
- Just go with it.

1120
00:41:56,143 --> 00:41:57,444
- Okay, okay.
- And stop, stop, stop.

1121
00:41:57,444 --> 00:41:58,979
Open.

1122
00:41:58,979 --> 00:42:00,047
Huh?

1123
00:42:00,047 --> 00:42:01,048
(Doug laughs)

1124
00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:02,149
- Whose car is this?

1125
00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:03,517
- No idea.

1126
00:42:03,517 --> 00:42:04,451
But...

1127
00:42:06,453 --> 00:42:08,055
- You're stealing a car?

1128
00:42:08,055 --> 00:42:10,891
- Well, now, technically
you're stealing a car.

1129
00:42:10,891 --> 00:42:12,192
- Absolutely no, I am not.

1130
00:42:12,192 --> 00:42:13,927
- Oh, yes you are.

1131
00:42:13,927 --> 00:42:15,596
- I don't drive, remember?

1132
00:42:15,596 --> 00:42:16,864
- Of course I do.

1133
00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:19,333
That's why I'm gonna teach you.

1134
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,100
Go.

1135
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,068
- Oh no.

1136
00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:22,136
* Call me Chris Columbus

1137
00:42:22,136 --> 00:42:23,437
* Riding the ocean blue

1138
00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,272
* I'm leaving home looking
for something new *

1139
00:42:25,272 --> 00:42:27,141
* It's never been done before

1140
00:42:27,141 --> 00:42:28,876
* Leaving my familiar
shores in search for me *

1141
00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:30,077
* In my F150

1142
00:42:30,077 --> 00:42:31,145
* Call me Ford Explorer

1143
00:42:31,145 --> 00:42:32,613
* Got the rims painted black

1144
00:42:32,613 --> 00:42:35,082
* I'm not paid, but
I can pull off that *

1145
00:42:35,082 --> 00:42:36,950
* And now I'm trying to
get the house to match *

1146
00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:38,252
(Doug yelps)
(tires screeching)

1147
00:42:38,252 --> 00:42:39,987
* Long nights in Vegas

1148
00:42:39,987 --> 00:42:40,888
* When you party
like you're famous *

1149
00:42:40,888 --> 00:42:41,889
* In God's hand

1150
00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:43,457
* That's paradise

1151
00:42:43,457 --> 00:42:45,359
* When anytime we'll do
the birds and the bees *

1152
00:42:45,359 --> 00:42:46,894
* That's what it
feels like inside *

1153
00:42:46,894 --> 00:42:48,195
* It's paradise

1154
00:42:48,195 --> 00:42:49,463
* When you're
living your dream *

1155
00:42:49,463 --> 00:42:50,631
* Making money that's so green

1156
00:42:50,631 --> 00:42:53,267
(brakes squeal)

1157
00:42:53,267 --> 00:42:54,201
- Okay.

1158
00:42:56,170 --> 00:42:57,871
- Hold on, Dougie.

1159
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,508
(engine revs)

1160
00:43:01,508 --> 00:43:03,510
* It's paradise

1161
00:43:03,510 --> 00:43:06,947
- You really got the
need for speed, I think.

1162
00:43:06,947 --> 00:43:09,550
- I think I'm ready for NASCAR.

1163
00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:11,919
- One step at a time, Eliza.

1164
00:43:13,487 --> 00:43:16,490
(both chuckle)

1165
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,459
It's pretty
incredible, isn't it?

1166
00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:19,226
- Yeah.

1167
00:43:22,062 --> 00:43:22,963
It's beautiful.

1168
00:43:34,608 --> 00:43:35,943
Wait, what do you
think you're doing?

1169
00:43:35,943 --> 00:43:37,077
- What do you think I'm doing?

1170
00:43:37,077 --> 00:43:38,479
- No, we're just friends.

1171
00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:40,948
- Why?

1172
00:43:40,948 --> 00:43:41,982
Why can't we try
something, Eliza?

1173
00:43:41,982 --> 00:43:43,650
- Because I'm with Rich.

1174
00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:47,221
- What is so great about Rich?

1175
00:43:47,221 --> 00:43:49,923
- Um, basically everything.

1176
00:43:50,657 --> 00:43:52,526
- Oh, come on.

1177
00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:53,227
- What?

1178
00:43:53,227 --> 00:43:56,463
He's smart, generous, chiseled.

1179
00:43:56,463 --> 00:43:58,666
- Oh, which we both
know is your thing.

1180
00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,034
- And he's also-

1181
00:44:00,034 --> 00:44:00,701
- Oh, he's got boat
loads of money.

1182
00:44:00,701 --> 00:44:01,635
Yeah, I know.

1183
00:44:01,635 --> 00:44:03,404
- Whoa, that's not
what I was gonna say.

1184
00:44:03,404 --> 00:44:06,640
- You're telling me if Rich
had nothing to his name,

1185
00:44:07,241 --> 00:44:08,575
you'd still be into him?

1186
00:44:09,476 --> 00:44:11,211
- Of course I would.

1187
00:44:11,211 --> 00:44:13,213
Who do, who do you
think that I am?

1188
00:44:15,382 --> 00:44:16,483
(melancholy music)

1189
00:44:16,917 --> 00:44:17,618
- Look, Eliza.

1190
00:44:17,618 --> 00:44:18,552
- [Eliza] No.

1191
00:44:20,387 --> 00:44:21,121
- Eliza wait.

1192
00:44:29,055 --> 00:44:32,491
(gentle acoustic music)

1193
00:44:33,693 --> 00:44:34,627
- Here you are.

1194
00:44:34,627 --> 00:44:35,895
Watch out, it's sandy out there.

1195
00:44:38,597 --> 00:44:39,699
- How perfect is this?

1196
00:44:39,699 --> 00:44:41,200
A gorgeous, sunny afternoon

1197
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,736
and we coincidentally
have the day off.

1198
00:44:43,736 --> 00:44:45,571
- Hey, you better hope
Salty doesn't find out

1199
00:44:45,571 --> 00:44:47,106
that you are the one
who filed the complaint

1200
00:44:47,106 --> 00:44:48,574
with the health inspector.

1201
00:44:49,642 --> 00:44:51,944
(upbeat music)

1202
00:44:57,683 --> 00:44:59,185
- So what?

1203
00:44:59,185 --> 00:45:00,653
You two aren't even
friends anymore?

1204
00:45:00,653 --> 00:45:02,722
- No, we're not.

1205
00:45:02,722 --> 00:45:04,657
He accused me of
being a gold digger.

1206
00:45:04,657 --> 00:45:05,624
- What an ass.

1207
00:45:05,624 --> 00:45:06,559
- Yeah.

1208
00:45:09,662 --> 00:45:11,130
- So you do know if
you don't hit it off

1209
00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:12,665
with Rich's parents
at this dinner,

1210
00:45:12,665 --> 00:45:13,766
then there's no
gold for you, right?

1211
00:45:13,766 --> 00:45:15,568
- It's not about the gold.

1212
00:45:15,568 --> 00:45:17,069
- It's a little
bit about the gold.

1213
00:45:17,069 --> 00:45:18,771
And that's all right.

1214
00:45:18,771 --> 00:45:20,206
I mean, think about all of
the Dougs over the years

1215
00:45:20,206 --> 00:45:21,774
that you've given everything to.

1216
00:45:21,774 --> 00:45:22,775
You just-

1217
00:45:22,775 --> 00:45:24,110
- I know, I know.

1218
00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:29,782
God, I hope his parents like me.

1219
00:45:29,782 --> 00:45:31,684
- Good thing chapter seven

1220
00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:34,120
is entirely devoted to
meeting the parents.

1221
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,554
- Lay it on me.

1222
00:45:35,554 --> 00:45:36,656
- Okay.

1223
00:45:36,656 --> 00:45:37,723
So you know the way you are.

1224
00:45:37,723 --> 00:45:39,225
Don't be that way.

1225
00:45:39,225 --> 00:45:40,726
You should have
very few opinions.

1226
00:45:40,726 --> 00:45:42,094
Don't talk about
politics, religion,

1227
00:45:42,094 --> 00:45:43,863
or anything if you can avoid it.

1228
00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:46,732
- So just sit there
and act like a mute?

1229
00:45:46,732 --> 00:45:48,267
- No, don't be silly.

1230
00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:49,702
You should look
at Rich adoringly.

1231
00:45:49,702 --> 00:45:51,570
Say adoring things about Rich.

1232
00:45:51,570 --> 00:45:52,571
And remember,

1233
00:45:52,571 --> 00:45:53,706
it's much more important

1234
00:45:53,706 --> 00:45:55,274
to be interested
than interesting.

1235
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:58,077
(phone chiming)

1236
00:45:59,145 --> 00:46:00,079
- Hey, Dad.

1237
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:05,217
- Eliza, get your
head in the game.

1238
00:46:05,217 --> 00:46:06,252
- I am, it is.

1239
00:46:06,252 --> 00:46:07,186
It's just...

1240
00:46:09,755 --> 00:46:11,290
Did I tell you that
Doug kissed me?

1241
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,692
- What?

1242
00:46:12,692 --> 00:46:14,226
- Okay, calm down.

1243
00:46:14,226 --> 00:46:16,829
You literally tickle
Ryan's undercarriage

1244
00:46:16,829 --> 00:46:19,031
with a peacock
feather every night.

1245
00:46:19,031 --> 00:46:21,100
- How do you know
about the feather?

1246
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,234
- I live in a loft.

1247
00:46:22,234 --> 00:46:24,236
There's very little insulation.

1248
00:46:24,236 --> 00:46:25,905
And the point is,

1249
00:46:27,773 --> 00:46:28,841
it was good.

1250
00:46:28,841 --> 00:46:31,277
- No, no it wasn't.

1251
00:46:31,277 --> 00:46:32,745
That is the fear talking

1252
00:46:32,745 --> 00:46:34,313
because things are
going so well with Rich

1253
00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:35,614
and you are literally
about to have

1254
00:46:35,614 --> 00:46:37,316
the life of my dreams.

1255
00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:40,920
- Okay, aren't you working
at the life of your dreams?

1256
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,787
- Yes.

1257
00:46:41,787 --> 00:46:43,789
But things are moving
a little slower

1258
00:46:43,789 --> 00:46:45,791
with John than I'd prefer.

1259
00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:47,293
We'll catch up.

1260
00:46:47,293 --> 00:46:48,894
I'm just so happy for you.

1261
00:46:48,894 --> 00:46:50,363
- Uh-huh.

1262
00:46:50,363 --> 00:46:52,398
- And she loves '80s
movies as much as I do,

1263
00:46:52,398 --> 00:46:54,600
although she's given me

1264
00:46:55,267 --> 00:46:58,804
a brutal, brutal
education on the message.

1265
00:46:58,804 --> 00:47:00,006
(Doug's father laughs)

1266
00:47:00,006 --> 00:47:02,041
- [Doug's Father] And why
isn't she your girlfriend?

1267
00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:06,278
- Because she's
into somebody else.

1268
00:47:06,278 --> 00:47:08,748
- [Doug's Father]
Doug, you listen to me.

1269
00:47:08,748 --> 00:47:10,349
If she's really in
love with someone else,

1270
00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:12,151
you shouldn't compete with him.

1271
00:47:12,151 --> 00:47:13,686
That's just bad manners.

1272
00:47:13,686 --> 00:47:15,221
But if you think
that's the girl for you

1273
00:47:15,221 --> 00:47:16,322
and you don't fight for her,

1274
00:47:16,322 --> 00:47:18,791
well that you'll regret forever.

1275
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:21,360
(gentle music)

1276
00:47:26,032 --> 00:47:28,401
(easygoing piano music)

1277
00:47:28,401 --> 00:47:30,403
- So how was your week at work?

1278
00:47:30,403 --> 00:47:32,638
Anything interesting happen?

1279
00:47:32,638 --> 00:47:33,839
- Do you know about the Nasdaq?

1280
00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:35,341
- Of course.

1281
00:47:35,341 --> 00:47:36,809
I have one of their handbags.

1282
00:47:39,845 --> 00:47:41,280
You know what I love about us?

1283
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,348
The fact we don't
even need to talk

1284
00:47:42,348 --> 00:47:44,850
shows just how comfortable
we are with one another.

1285
00:47:54,427 --> 00:47:56,862
- Why you would choose to
work at a private hospital

1286
00:47:56,862 --> 00:47:59,765
when you could work at a
major university is just-

1287
00:47:59,765 --> 00:48:01,267
- Paul, enough.

1288
00:48:01,267 --> 00:48:03,336
He doesn't care
about the accolades.

1289
00:48:03,336 --> 00:48:05,805
- Or the grants or the labs.

1290
00:48:05,805 --> 00:48:07,440
- I'm good with just focusing

1291
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,809
on my little practice, honestly.

1292
00:48:09,809 --> 00:48:11,277
You guys shot for the stars

1293
00:48:11,277 --> 00:48:12,912
and you know I respect
that about you,

1294
00:48:12,912 --> 00:48:14,814
but it's not like I
did anything crazy.

1295
00:48:14,814 --> 00:48:17,783
I didn't become a public
school teacher or something.

1296
00:48:20,252 --> 00:48:22,288
Oh, I'm sorry.

1297
00:48:23,889 --> 00:48:26,325
Eliza's parents
are both teachers.

1298
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,228
- Oh, how sweet.

1299
00:48:30,863 --> 00:48:32,031
- What do you think, Eliza?

1300
00:48:32,031 --> 00:48:33,899
Is Rich selling himself short?

1301
00:48:35,334 --> 00:48:38,404
- Oh, I think that
Rich is perfect

1302
00:48:38,404 --> 00:48:40,039
just the way that he is.

1303
00:48:53,052 --> 00:48:55,921
I'm just gonna run to the
lady's room real quick.

1304
00:48:55,921 --> 00:48:56,956
Excuse me.

1305
00:48:56,956 --> 00:48:57,890
Excuse me.

1306
00:48:58,924 --> 00:49:00,793
Whoever heard of a bathroom

1307
00:49:00,793 --> 00:49:01,994
that doesn't have a window
you can crawl out of?

1308
00:49:01,994 --> 00:49:03,829
What kind of dump is this?

1309
00:49:03,829 --> 00:49:05,498
- Would you relax?

1310
00:49:05,498 --> 00:49:07,433
His parents probably love you.

1311
00:49:07,433 --> 00:49:09,435
Just keep smiling and let
them do all the talking.

1312
00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:11,871
- Looks like you remembered

1313
00:49:11,871 --> 00:49:13,873
to take off all your
price tags tonight.

1314
00:49:14,306 --> 00:49:15,875
- Yeah, I did.

1315
00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,777
And tonight's already
been a total disaster.

1316
00:49:17,777 --> 00:49:19,412
So, if you could just not
pull anything else off of me,

1317
00:49:19,412 --> 00:49:21,013
that'd be great.

1318
00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:23,416
- Meeting the parents
for the first time, huh?

1319
00:49:23,416 --> 00:49:24,450
Just be yourself, dear.

1320
00:49:24,450 --> 00:49:27,019
They're either gonna
like you or not like you,

1321
00:49:27,019 --> 00:49:28,888
but if they don't like you,

1322
00:49:28,888 --> 00:49:31,824
better they don't like
you because you're you.

1323
00:49:31,824 --> 00:49:34,927
- Thank you for that totally
unsolicited piece of advice

1324
00:49:34,927 --> 00:49:36,495
but we already have
all the wisdom we need.

1325
00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:37,496
- Oh dear God.

1326
00:49:37,496 --> 00:49:41,067
Do people still read 'A
Guide to Marrying Rich?"

1327
00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:43,736
So much for the second
wave of feminism.

1328
00:49:44,937 --> 00:49:46,505
- That's what I'm sayin'.

1329
00:49:49,141 --> 00:49:51,477
Look, my parents love teaching

1330
00:49:51,477 --> 00:49:53,312
and all they ever
encouraged me to do

1331
00:49:53,312 --> 00:49:55,081
was to find something
that I loved enough

1332
00:49:55,081 --> 00:49:56,816
that I could do it for free

1333
00:49:56,816 --> 00:49:58,818
and then try to make
a living doing that.

1334
00:49:58,818 --> 00:49:59,719
And sure,

1335
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,954
I could have pursued
a lot more things

1336
00:50:01,954 --> 00:50:03,456
that would've earned
me a lot more money.

1337
00:50:03,456 --> 00:50:04,557
But at the end of the day,

1338
00:50:04,557 --> 00:50:06,292
I chose event planning

1339
00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:08,394
because it's what I
really wanted to do.

1340
00:50:08,394 --> 00:50:10,863
And then I did
unpaid internships

1341
00:50:10,863 --> 00:50:12,298
and paid internships

1342
00:50:12,298 --> 00:50:14,867
and I worked myself to the bone.

1343
00:50:14,867 --> 00:50:16,836
- Well, with that much drive,

1344
00:50:16,836 --> 00:50:18,537
I'll bet you're
very good at it too.

1345
00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,507
- I'm great at it, honestly.

1346
00:50:21,507 --> 00:50:24,110
But it's because
I love doing it.

1347
00:50:24,110 --> 00:50:26,512
And I think you have
to spend your life

1348
00:50:26,512 --> 00:50:28,147
doing what you love.

1349
00:50:28,147 --> 00:50:29,849
- I couldn't agree more.

1350
00:50:29,849 --> 00:50:33,452
- So, if Rich wants to
work at a county clinic,

1351
00:50:33,452 --> 00:50:37,023
I think that he needs to
do what makes him happy.

1352
00:50:37,023 --> 00:50:39,592
- Well, disagree on the
county clinic thing,

1353
00:50:39,592 --> 00:50:44,597
but of course we want
Rich to be happy.

1354
00:50:45,598 --> 00:50:48,501
- You know, I like your spunk.

1355
00:50:48,501 --> 00:50:51,203
We could use a little bit
more of it around here.

1356
00:50:51,203 --> 00:50:54,974
So, here is to
seeing more of you.

1357
00:51:00,104 --> 00:51:01,439
(insects chirping)

1358
00:51:03,374 --> 00:51:05,376
- I hope you're okay with
staying here tonight.

1359
00:51:05,376 --> 00:51:07,478
I felt weird about
staying at your house

1360
00:51:07,478 --> 00:51:09,180
with your parents there.

1361
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:11,082
I didn't want them
to think I was-

1362
00:51:11,082 --> 00:51:13,117
- First of all, my parents
know that I have sex.

1363
00:51:13,117 --> 00:51:14,385
- Oh, weird.

1364
00:51:14,385 --> 00:51:16,220
- Isn't that crazy?

1365
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,488
But more important,

1366
00:51:17,488 --> 00:51:19,590
you made such a good impression

1367
00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:21,426
you couldn't get
them to dislike you

1368
00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:23,261
even if you tried.

1369
00:51:23,261 --> 00:51:24,595
- I don't know.

1370
00:51:24,595 --> 00:51:26,464
I'm pretty good at
turning people off.

1371
00:51:26,464 --> 00:51:29,500
- All I know is you're
very good at turning me on.

1372
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,435
- Oh.

1373
00:51:42,647 --> 00:51:44,182
Oh, sorry.

1374
00:51:44,182 --> 00:51:45,183
Your hair?

1375
00:51:45,183 --> 00:51:46,084
- No, it's all good.

1376
00:51:46,084 --> 00:51:46,617
- Oh, okay.

1377
00:51:51,322 --> 00:51:53,324
They really did like me?

1378
00:51:53,324 --> 00:51:55,193
- No, they loved you.

1379
00:51:58,229 --> 00:52:00,164
And I don't blame them

1380
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:03,468
because I do too.

1381
00:52:04,635 --> 00:52:05,570
- Wait, you-

1382
00:52:05,570 --> 00:52:06,504
- Yeah.

1383
00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:10,308
I love you.

1384
00:52:12,210 --> 00:52:13,511
- I love you too.

1385
00:52:22,587 --> 00:52:28,059
(Doug mumbling)

1386
00:52:28,059 --> 00:52:29,394
(Doug winces)

1387
00:52:30,428 --> 00:52:32,163
- Son of a bad dog.

1388
00:52:33,598 --> 00:52:34,732
- What are you doing here?

1389
00:52:34,732 --> 00:52:36,668
- Well, I thought about it

1390
00:52:37,602 --> 00:52:39,303
and I felt really bad

1391
00:52:39,303 --> 00:52:40,638
about what happened
the other night.

1392
00:52:40,638 --> 00:52:42,340
So I came here to
tell you I was sorry

1393
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:43,708
but then I thought if
I opened my mouth again

1394
00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:46,177
I might say the wrong
thing or, you know.

1395
00:52:46,177 --> 00:52:47,545
I figured it was
safer all taped up.

1396
00:52:49,247 --> 00:52:51,616
(Doug winces)

1397
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:57,488
But you gotta admit,
the Duct tape,

1398
00:52:57,488 --> 00:52:59,557
that was really cute.

1399
00:52:59,557 --> 00:53:00,458
I mean, who does that?

1400
00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:01,392
Come on.

1401
00:53:05,330 --> 00:53:06,397
(Doug laughs)

1402
00:53:06,397 --> 00:53:07,432
There it is.

1403
00:53:11,202 --> 00:53:12,537
Look, Eliza, I really am sorry.

1404
00:53:13,771 --> 00:53:15,740
I had no right to
say those things.

1405
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:17,308
I never should have kissed you.

1406
00:53:17,775 --> 00:53:18,743
It was a real Bender move.

1407
00:53:18,743 --> 00:53:21,746
(Eliza chuckles)

1408
00:53:21,746 --> 00:53:23,448
Look, if you and Rich are happy-

1409
00:53:23,448 --> 00:53:25,516
- We're in love, actually.

1410
00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:26,517
- Totally cool with that.

1411
00:53:26,517 --> 00:53:29,687
I just, you know,

1412
00:53:31,055 --> 00:53:32,490
I want my friend back.

1413
00:53:38,663 --> 00:53:39,564
- I do too.

1414
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,603
- So, we good?

1415
00:53:47,772 --> 00:53:49,207
- We're good.

1416
00:53:50,341 --> 00:53:52,710
(Eliza chuckles)

1417
00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:56,414
- So, now that we
are friends again,

1418
00:53:56,414 --> 00:53:58,549
I have something to do tomorrow

1419
00:53:58,549 --> 00:54:01,753
and I could use a friend's help.

1420
00:54:02,754 --> 00:54:05,757
(upbeat pop music)

1421
00:54:08,226 --> 00:54:10,428
- Okay, wow.

1422
00:54:10,428 --> 00:54:12,597
So first you make me steal a car

1423
00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:14,599
and now we're stealing a boat.

1424
00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:15,667
What's next, Dougie?

1425
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:17,368
A Learjet?

1426
00:54:17,368 --> 00:54:19,337
- One of the members
of the beach club

1427
00:54:19,337 --> 00:54:21,205
is in Europe for a few weeks.

1428
00:54:21,205 --> 00:54:24,275
So he hired me to keep
his boat in tip top shape.

1429
00:54:24,275 --> 00:54:25,677
That means we're gonna
give it a workout

1430
00:54:25,677 --> 00:54:28,313
by sailing it to
his house in Montauk

1431
00:54:28,313 --> 00:54:29,314
and turning around.

1432
00:54:30,214 --> 00:54:32,617
- How do you know how
to do all of this?

1433
00:54:32,617 --> 00:54:34,552
- Oh.

1434
00:54:34,552 --> 00:54:36,387
I was a pirate.

1435
00:54:36,387 --> 00:54:37,722
- Oh.

1436
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,657
- Well, more like a stow
away on a pirate ship.

1437
00:54:39,657 --> 00:54:40,591
- Arg.

1438
00:54:42,393 --> 00:54:44,362
- I worked in a marina on
the summers off from college.

1439
00:54:44,362 --> 00:54:46,331
- Okay, got it.

1440
00:54:53,304 --> 00:54:55,406
Is it not the most
beautiful day?

1441
00:55:02,547 --> 00:55:03,481
- Yeah.

1442
00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:09,253
It's gonna be good.

1443
00:55:09,253 --> 00:55:11,923
(thunder crashing)

1444
00:55:11,923 --> 00:55:14,425
[Doug] one sec, one sec,
I got it.

1445
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,295
Okay, here we go.

1446
00:55:17,295 --> 00:55:18,363
Are you okay?

1447
00:55:18,363 --> 00:55:19,697
- Yeah.

1448
00:55:19,697 --> 00:55:21,532
- [Doug] I'm so sorry
that it's so crazy.

1449
00:55:21,532 --> 00:55:23,301
- No, I can't believe
that you knew what to do.

1450
00:55:23,301 --> 00:55:24,068
Thank God.

1451
00:55:25,269 --> 00:55:26,437
I can't believe we made it.

1452
00:55:26,437 --> 00:55:27,638
- Are you okay?
- Are you okay?

1453
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,774
- Yeah.

1454
00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:32,310
Let's get some lights on.

1455
00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:33,878
(thunder rumbling)

1456
00:55:33,878 --> 00:55:35,580
God, it's freezing in here.

1457
00:55:36,481 --> 00:55:37,882
Let's get you warm.

1458
00:55:39,651 --> 00:55:43,154
(both breathing heavily)

1459
00:55:50,328 --> 00:55:50,862
You okay?

1460
00:55:50,862 --> 00:55:51,796
- Yeah.

1461
00:55:54,499 --> 00:55:55,433
- That's better.

1462
00:55:55,433 --> 00:55:56,367
- Yeah.

1463
00:55:59,871 --> 00:56:00,772
- Here.

1464
00:56:03,808 --> 00:56:05,510
- I can think of worse places

1465
00:56:05,510 --> 00:56:07,679
to wait out a storm.

1466
00:56:07,679 --> 00:56:08,613
- Whoo.

1467
00:56:23,461 --> 00:56:26,764
Maybe I should find
us some warm clothes.

1468
00:56:33,871 --> 00:56:37,175
(romantic pop music)

1469
00:56:54,892 --> 00:56:57,762
(Eliza chuckles)

1470
00:57:26,924 --> 00:57:30,294
I hope

1471
00:57:30,294 --> 00:57:31,863
'Cause there's a chance
I could get it again

1472
00:57:31,863 --> 00:57:34,332
and I'd love to take
you to Block Island.

1473
00:57:34,332 --> 00:57:35,266
Oh, you'd love it.

1474
00:57:38,302 --> 00:57:39,237
What?

1475
00:57:40,138 --> 00:57:41,939
- Um, nothing.

1476
00:57:41,939 --> 00:57:44,409
I'm just feeling
kind of nauseous.

1477
00:57:44,409 --> 00:57:46,477
- The waters were
a little choppy.

1478
00:57:47,045 --> 00:57:48,079
Probably just seasick.

1479
00:57:49,147 --> 00:57:51,416
- Yeah, seasick.

1480
00:57:55,486 --> 00:57:59,324
Or I'm feeling incredibly guilty

1481
00:57:59,324 --> 00:58:01,125
and horrible about Rich.

1482
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:02,126
- Right.

1483
00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:03,861
Right, right, Rich.

1484
00:58:03,861 --> 00:58:06,397
Well, you'll feel better
as soon as you tell him.

1485
00:58:06,397 --> 00:58:07,999
Let him down easy.

1486
00:58:07,999 --> 00:58:11,135
- Wait, I don't know if
that's what I wanna...

1487
00:58:13,204 --> 00:58:16,107
Honestly, I don't
know how I feel.

1488
00:58:16,107 --> 00:58:18,509
- You seemed to know exactly
how you felt last night.

1489
00:58:21,546 --> 00:58:22,413
- Yes.

1490
00:58:23,114 --> 00:58:25,283
Obviously I like you, okay.

1491
00:58:26,517 --> 00:58:29,120
And last night was...

1492
00:58:30,822 --> 00:58:31,456
- What?

1493
00:58:32,390 --> 00:58:34,792
But there was a storm

1494
00:58:34,792 --> 00:58:37,395
and a fire and a
house in Montauk.

1495
00:58:37,395 --> 00:58:39,831
So I don't know what
we were supposed to do.

1496
00:58:39,831 --> 00:58:41,332
- Okay, come on.

1497
00:58:41,332 --> 00:58:42,533
Eliza, we're both adults here.

1498
00:58:42,533 --> 00:58:43,334
- I know.

1499
00:58:43,334 --> 00:58:45,336
And I have to take
responsibility

1500
00:58:45,336 --> 00:58:46,871
for my own actions, okay.

1501
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:48,439
I already learned this lesson.

1502
00:58:48,439 --> 00:58:51,109
It's just I really
care about him.

1503
00:58:51,109 --> 00:58:53,077
- And me?

1504
00:58:54,345 --> 00:58:55,913
- I really care about you too.

1505
00:58:57,582 --> 00:59:00,618
- And this has nothing to
do with his Bentley or-

1506
00:59:00,618 --> 00:59:02,186
- No.

1507
00:59:02,186 --> 00:59:04,822
And if it did, this
would be a lot easier.

1508
00:59:05,990 --> 00:59:08,359
He's a great guy and he's kind

1509
00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,628
and he genuinely
cares about people

1510
00:59:10,628 --> 00:59:12,597
and he loves me

1511
00:59:13,297 --> 00:59:15,566
and I can't just blow him off,

1512
00:59:15,566 --> 00:59:18,436
because I love him too.

1513
00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,204
- Seriously?

1514
00:59:20,204 --> 00:59:21,572
- Maybe.

1515
00:59:21,572 --> 00:59:22,874
I don't know. I don't know.

1516
00:59:22,874 --> 00:59:24,342
- Well, when you do know,

1517
00:59:24,342 --> 00:59:26,411
do me a favor,
let me know, okay?

1518
00:59:26,411 --> 00:59:29,180
(easygoing music)

1519
00:59:32,917 --> 00:59:35,453
- I'm telling you, the
sex was otherworldly.

1520
00:59:35,453 --> 00:59:37,021
- Of course it was. He's broke.

1521
00:59:37,021 --> 00:59:38,323
He's gotta bring
something to the table.

1522
00:59:38,323 --> 00:59:39,023
- Is that a thing?

1523
00:59:39,023 --> 00:59:40,224
Are rich guys bad in bed?

1524
00:59:40,224 --> 00:59:41,926
- Well, they don't
have to be good.

1525
00:59:42,493 --> 00:59:44,028
- I dunno what to do.

1526
00:59:44,028 --> 00:59:45,463
- Sex has just
clouded your brain.

1527
00:59:45,463 --> 00:59:47,532
Everything's misfiring.

1528
00:59:47,532 --> 00:59:48,633
Don't do anything stupid.

1529
00:59:48,633 --> 00:59:50,034
It was just huge mistake.

1530
00:59:50,034 --> 00:59:51,502
- Why is it a mistake for me

1531
00:59:51,502 --> 00:59:53,071
but it's okay for you
to sleep with Ryan?

1532
00:59:53,071 --> 00:59:54,572
- Well, because Ryan's
just a piece of meat

1533
00:59:54,572 --> 00:59:56,074
that I don't give
two craps about.

1534
00:59:58,943 --> 00:59:59,877
- Ouch.

1535
01:00:01,412 --> 01:00:03,247
- I'm kidding, kind of.

1536
01:00:03,247 --> 01:00:04,148
What's that?

1537
01:00:05,984 --> 01:00:06,884
- It's a...

1538
01:00:10,555 --> 01:00:13,091
- That's like the worst
picture of me ever.

1539
01:00:15,994 --> 01:00:17,462
- I don't think so.

1540
01:00:17,462 --> 01:00:18,563
I think it's,

1541
01:00:19,664 --> 01:00:20,999
I think it's perfect.

1542
01:00:20,999 --> 01:00:23,968
But I guess that explains that.

1543
01:00:25,436 --> 01:00:27,138
- What?

1544
01:00:27,138 --> 01:00:28,639
- The girl I thought you were

1545
01:00:28,639 --> 01:00:30,608
versus the girl
you actually are.

1546
01:00:37,582 --> 01:00:40,485
- Let's just talk this
out by the fridge.

1547
01:00:40,485 --> 01:00:41,586
- Screw you.

1548
01:00:41,586 --> 01:00:44,122
- Yeah, that's exactly the idea.

1549
01:00:44,122 --> 01:00:46,090
- Not anymore it's not.

1550
01:00:48,693 --> 01:00:50,662
- Thanks a lot.

1551
01:00:50,662 --> 01:00:51,763
- How is this my fault?

1552
01:00:51,763 --> 01:00:53,064
- Well, it's not my fault.

1553
01:00:53,064 --> 01:00:54,999
- See, that's what I can't do.

1554
01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,735
I can't pretend that
everything is not my fault.

1555
01:00:57,735 --> 01:00:59,270
I did this.

1556
01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:00,705
I have to own it.

1557
01:01:00,705 --> 01:01:02,206
I have to tell Rich the truth.

1558
01:01:02,206 --> 01:01:04,108
- Has the book
taught you nothing?

1559
01:01:04,108 --> 01:01:05,543
What place does the truth
have in a relationship?

1560
01:01:05,543 --> 01:01:06,744
- I agree with Eliza.

1561
01:01:06,744 --> 01:01:08,346
- Of course you do.

1562
01:01:08,346 --> 01:01:09,347
Look, if you tell
Rich what happened,

1563
01:01:09,347 --> 01:01:11,215
he'll break up with you.

1564
01:01:11,215 --> 01:01:13,785
And I have put too much
effort into your relationship

1565
01:01:13,785 --> 01:01:15,720
for it to fall apart now.

1566
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,555
Plus the book says

1567
01:01:17,555 --> 01:01:19,157
that it's perfectly
okay for a woman

1568
01:01:19,157 --> 01:01:21,192
to have a few secrets
about her past.

1569
01:01:21,192 --> 01:01:23,061
- Don't tell my chef I was here,

1570
01:01:23,061 --> 01:01:25,363
but sometimes you just
need a great cheeseburger.

1571
01:01:26,597 --> 01:01:28,533
Apologizing for eavesdropping,

1572
01:01:28,533 --> 01:01:32,070
but when I wrote "Secrets
About Your Past,"

1573
01:01:32,070 --> 01:01:34,072
I didn't mean secrets
about your present.

1574
01:01:34,072 --> 01:01:37,075
(uplifting music)

1575
01:01:38,076 --> 01:01:39,143
- You're Margaret Dumont?

1576
01:01:39,143 --> 01:01:41,379
- Unfortunately, I am.

1577
01:01:41,379 --> 01:01:43,781
- You wrote "A Guide
to Marrying Rich."

1578
01:01:43,781 --> 01:01:45,717
- I did, but it was
a long time ago.

1579
01:01:45,717 --> 01:01:47,251
And to be candid,

1580
01:01:47,251 --> 01:01:48,820
I didn't know what
I was talking about.

1581
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:49,821
(Sofia squeals)

1582
01:01:49,821 --> 01:01:51,389
Nothing in that book

1583
01:01:51,389 --> 01:01:53,624
is sound advice
even 50 years ago.

1584
01:01:53,624 --> 01:01:56,227
Except for the part about
always wearing a hat.

1585
01:01:56,227 --> 01:01:59,197
Who knew the havoc sun
damage would cause?

1586
01:01:59,197 --> 01:01:59,864
- You're wrong.

1587
01:01:59,864 --> 01:02:00,698
We both followed your rules

1588
01:02:00,698 --> 01:02:02,467
and now we both
have rich boyfriends

1589
01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,235
who are very handsome and
we've never been happier.

1590
01:02:04,235 --> 01:02:05,436
- Oh, speak for yourself.

1591
01:02:05,436 --> 01:02:06,337
My life is a mess.

1592
01:02:06,337 --> 01:02:07,672
- Trust me.

1593
01:02:07,672 --> 01:02:09,640
I played by the
rules in the book

1594
01:02:10,274 --> 01:02:12,343
and I was never truly happy,

1595
01:02:14,145 --> 01:02:15,313
never truly in love.

1596
01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,518
- Let me get that for you.

1597
01:02:20,518 --> 01:02:21,853
(people chattering)

1598
01:02:22,787 --> 01:02:26,224
- I missed you a lot this week.

1599
01:02:26,224 --> 01:02:28,092
I couldn't stop
thinking about you.

1600
01:02:29,127 --> 01:02:29,927
- Actually, I have something

1601
01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:31,129
that I wanted to
talk to you about.

1602
01:02:31,129 --> 01:02:32,130
It's kind of important.

1603
01:02:32,130 --> 01:02:33,131
- Hold on one second.

1604
01:02:33,131 --> 01:02:34,065
- [Paul] Here they are.

1605
01:02:34,065 --> 01:02:35,233
- Hi.
- Hi.

1606
01:02:37,301 --> 01:02:38,636
Hi.

1607
01:02:38,636 --> 01:02:40,138
Wow, it's such a surprise.

1608
01:02:40,138 --> 01:02:42,140
- Oh yeah, my
parents are in town

1609
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:43,641
and they're joining
us for brunch.

1610
01:02:43,641 --> 01:02:44,375
- Okay.

1611
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,843
- It's my fault.

1612
01:02:45,843 --> 01:02:47,578
I insisted in horning
in because, well,

1613
01:02:47,578 --> 01:02:49,314
I wanted to ask
you a little favor.

1614
01:02:49,314 --> 01:02:52,150
- Oh, what could I possibly do?

1615
01:02:52,150 --> 01:02:55,386
- Well, it's our 30th
anniversary in a few weeks

1616
01:02:55,386 --> 01:02:58,723
and we just decided
to hold a big bash

1617
01:02:58,723 --> 01:03:00,124
for all our Hamptons friends.

1618
01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,459
- Wow.
- What she means is

1619
01:03:01,459 --> 01:03:02,760
she's been talking
about this for months

1620
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,395
and I finally agreed to it.

1621
01:03:04,395 --> 01:03:05,396
- Okay.

1622
01:03:05,396 --> 01:03:06,731
(Katherine chuckles)

1623
01:03:06,731 --> 01:03:08,299
- Eliza, I would love it

1624
01:03:08,299 --> 01:03:09,634
if you would help me out.

1625
01:03:09,634 --> 01:03:10,702
- Oh, wow.

1626
01:03:10,702 --> 01:03:12,303
- [Katherine] And I'm not
taking no for an answer.

1627
01:03:12,303 --> 01:03:13,237
- Oh my.

1628
01:03:13,237 --> 01:03:14,305
I...

1629
01:03:14,672 --> 01:03:16,774
So as they are set up,

1630
01:03:16,774 --> 01:03:18,743
how do you feel
about the numbers?

1631
01:03:18,743 --> 01:03:20,645
- Well, it's good, but really,

1632
01:03:20,645 --> 01:03:22,180
I'm just concerned that the
guest list is gonna grow

1633
01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:23,881
because it always does.

1634
01:03:23,881 --> 01:03:26,250
And then we won't have
room for the dance floor

1635
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,852
or the bandstand and-

1636
01:03:27,852 --> 01:03:32,090
- Unless we do 12 tops
instead of 10 tops.

1637
01:03:33,891 --> 01:03:35,393
- That could get a little tight.

1638
01:03:35,393 --> 01:03:37,862
- Right, but not necessarily.

1639
01:03:37,862 --> 01:03:39,864
I'm thinking a Moroccan theme.

1640
01:03:39,864 --> 01:03:42,667
So a night in Casablanca.

1641
01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:44,235
So we'll do shared platters

1642
01:03:44,235 --> 01:03:46,137
and tajines on the tables

1643
01:03:46,137 --> 01:03:47,805
so we don't have to
worry about serving

1644
01:03:47,805 --> 01:03:49,340
and the whole thing will feel

1645
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:51,209
just a lot more
cozy and intimate.

1646
01:03:51,209 --> 01:03:54,145
And then to offset the
white of the hotel,

1647
01:03:54,145 --> 01:03:56,514
long sheer colorful drapes.

1648
01:03:56,514 --> 01:03:59,917
- And what about large
colored candles on the tables?

1649
01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:01,285
- Absolutely.

1650
01:04:01,285 --> 01:04:03,454
And Persian rugs
line the floors.

1651
01:04:04,022 --> 01:04:05,523
- I love this idea.

1652
01:04:05,523 --> 01:04:07,392
Eliza, you are just fabulous.

1653
01:04:07,392 --> 01:04:08,926
- Oh, thank you.

1654
01:04:08,926 --> 01:04:11,863
Okay, so the bandstand, yes.

1655
01:04:11,863 --> 01:04:14,198
We'll build it up
towards the back.

1656
01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,369
- You know, we really
miss you at Salty's.

1657
01:04:18,369 --> 01:04:20,238
It's just not the
same without you.

1658
01:04:20,905 --> 01:04:21,806
- Okay.

1659
01:04:21,806 --> 01:04:22,840
- No, really.

1660
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,142
The new chef smells like feet.

1661
01:04:24,142 --> 01:04:25,209
I'd never sleep with him.

1662
01:04:28,479 --> 01:04:29,547
- Seriously?

1663
01:04:29,547 --> 01:04:31,516
This is your way of trying
to get me back into bed?

1664
01:04:32,183 --> 01:04:33,217
- Is it working?

1665
01:04:34,218 --> 01:04:34,952
- No.

1666
01:04:38,790 --> 01:04:39,724
- Fine.

1667
01:04:46,264 --> 01:04:48,800
Do you know why Ryan
is being such a tool?

1668
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,335
- Maybe because
he's a human being

1669
01:04:50,335 --> 01:04:51,836
with actual feelings.

1670
01:04:51,836 --> 01:04:53,304
- I don't think that's it.

1671
01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:57,275
He better not be
screwing someone else.

1672
01:04:58,409 --> 01:04:59,310
- Hello, sir.

1673
01:05:00,378 --> 01:05:01,846
The blue looks great on you.

1674
01:05:06,284 --> 01:05:07,919
- You gotta stop looking
at him like that.

1675
01:05:07,919 --> 01:05:08,820
- Like what?

1676
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:10,355
- Like you care.

1677
01:05:10,355 --> 01:05:11,556
You need to sweep that
mess under the rug

1678
01:05:11,556 --> 01:05:13,257
where no will ever find it

1679
01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:15,860
or I promise you it will
bite you in the ass.

1680
01:05:15,860 --> 01:05:17,495
- I'm not gonna
say anything, okay?

1681
01:05:17,495 --> 01:05:19,831
- No, it's not you I'm
worried about anymore.

1682
01:05:19,831 --> 01:05:21,332
It's him.

1683
01:05:21,332 --> 01:05:23,234
He's probably gonna
show up to your wedding,

1684
01:05:23,234 --> 01:05:25,937
singing some stupid Air Supply
song at the top of his lungs.

1685
01:05:25,937 --> 01:05:28,206
- Okay, so what am
I supposed to do?

1686
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,509
- Just go over there
and be a bitch.

1687
01:05:31,509 --> 01:05:33,378
If you have any
problem with that,

1688
01:05:33,378 --> 01:05:34,312
pretend you're me.

1689
01:05:35,446 --> 01:05:36,447
(Eliza sighs)

1690
01:05:36,447 --> 01:05:37,849
- Okay, okay.

1691
01:05:37,849 --> 01:05:39,550
Be a bitch, be a bitch.

1692
01:05:39,550 --> 01:05:40,485
Okay.

1693
01:05:42,487 --> 01:05:43,421
Hey.

1694
01:05:47,058 --> 01:05:48,593
I don't know how
else to say this,

1695
01:05:48,593 --> 01:05:53,297
but whatever this is, it's over.

1696
01:05:55,066 --> 01:05:57,368
- Because you're with him?

1697
01:05:58,536 --> 01:05:59,504
- Yeah, I am.

1698
01:06:02,273 --> 01:06:06,611
- So you don't feel
anything for me?

1699
01:06:08,546 --> 01:06:09,480
- Not like that.

1700
01:06:11,382 --> 01:06:12,483
- I don't believe you.

1701
01:06:14,552 --> 01:06:16,354
- Well, you don't get to tell me

1702
01:06:16,354 --> 01:06:18,423
what I want or how I feel.

1703
01:06:19,357 --> 01:06:21,859
So, I don't want you.

1704
01:06:24,462 --> 01:06:26,597
So, goodbye.

1705
01:06:32,337 --> 01:06:33,271
- Bye, Eliza.

1706
01:06:35,873 --> 01:06:38,509
(gentle music)

1707
01:06:48,049 --> 01:06:50,885
(rhythmic music)

1708
01:06:56,057 --> 01:06:57,492
- You're doing a great job.

1709
01:06:59,627 --> 01:07:01,229
Okay, all right.

1710
01:07:13,008 --> 01:07:14,676
- Hey, bus boy.

1711
01:07:16,611 --> 01:07:18,413
I need a word with you.

1712
01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:19,314
Come with me.

1713
01:07:36,031 --> 01:07:37,032
- Oh.

1714
01:07:37,032 --> 01:07:38,500
Oh, my God, Eliza.

1715
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:40,902
I don't believe it.

1716
01:07:40,902 --> 01:07:42,437
I knew you'd be good,

1717
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:44,372
but you are so much
better than good.

1718
01:07:44,372 --> 01:07:46,441
- Well, thank you for letting me

1719
01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,043
play with an unlimited budget

1720
01:07:48,043 --> 01:07:49,577
in one weeks time.

1721
01:07:49,577 --> 01:07:50,645
- Well, I just-

1722
01:07:50,645 --> 01:07:51,913
- Unlimited.

1723
01:07:53,515 --> 01:07:55,684
- Honey, you haven't
had your martini yet.

1724
01:07:55,684 --> 01:07:57,052
Let's go get that.

1725
01:07:57,052 --> 01:07:59,754
Oh, and Eliza, the owner
of the hotel, David Zane,

1726
01:07:59,754 --> 01:08:01,289
flew in for the event.

1727
01:08:02,557 --> 01:08:03,692
- You're kidding.

1728
01:08:03,692 --> 01:08:04,859
- No. I'll introduce you later.

1729
01:08:04,859 --> 01:08:06,795
He's gonna love
what you've done.

1730
01:08:06,795 --> 01:08:08,430
- That would be amazing.

1731
01:08:09,564 --> 01:08:11,099
- Rich, honey,

1732
01:08:11,099 --> 01:08:12,701
don't let that girl get away.

1733
01:08:14,436 --> 01:08:15,570
- I won't.

1734
01:08:15,570 --> 01:08:16,471
- Oh.

1735
01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:23,011
- Sofia, I'm so happy my
nephew's finally met a girl.

1736
01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:23,912
- Thanks, Becky.

1737
01:08:23,912 --> 01:08:24,913
- [Becky] Hey, hey, hey.

1738
01:08:24,913 --> 01:08:25,914
- Aunt Becky.

1739
01:08:25,914 --> 01:08:27,415
- [Becky] That's right.

1740
01:08:27,415 --> 01:08:28,683
- I hope I'll be
seeing more of you.

1741
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,389
- Oh, thank you
so much for that.

1742
01:08:34,389 --> 01:08:36,024
She totally bought it.

1743
01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:37,092
- Bought?

1744
01:08:37,092 --> 01:08:38,860
- Us, like being a thing.

1745
01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:42,597
- We are a thing, aren't we?

1746
01:08:43,631 --> 01:08:46,034
- I mean, well technically I'm

1747
01:08:46,034 --> 01:08:47,936
gay.
- Gay.

1748
01:08:47,936 --> 01:08:49,371
Yeah, I know.

1749
01:08:49,371 --> 01:08:50,605
Nobody turns this down.

1750
01:08:50,605 --> 01:08:52,340
- That cook certainly doesn't.

1751
01:08:53,475 --> 01:08:55,110
You're head over heels for him.

1752
01:08:55,110 --> 01:08:56,077
- I am not.

1753
01:08:56,077 --> 01:08:57,912
- Me thinks the lady
doth protest too much.

1754
01:08:57,912 --> 01:09:00,348
- Don't quote Yoda at
me at a time like this.

1755
01:09:02,050 --> 01:09:04,119
John, mm, I love you.

1756
01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:05,654
- Sofia, please.

1757
01:09:05,654 --> 01:09:07,155
- I'm at least in love
with the idea of you

1758
01:09:07,155 --> 01:09:08,990
and I think that
is the foundation

1759
01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:10,125
for a long-lasting marriage.

1760
01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:12,093
- You don't seriously want
us to be together, do you?

1761
01:09:12,093 --> 01:09:12,994
- Why not?

1762
01:09:12,994 --> 01:09:14,996
I mean, maybe you
didn't get the memo,

1763
01:09:14,996 --> 01:09:16,598
but basically everyone's pan now

1764
01:09:16,598 --> 01:09:17,532
and no one cares
who you sleep with,

1765
01:09:17,532 --> 01:09:19,501
especially not me so
long as you marry me

1766
01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:21,069
and make me very, very rich.

1767
01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:22,437
- My Aunt Becky cares,

1768
01:09:22,437 --> 01:09:24,572
which is the only reason I care.

1769
01:09:24,572 --> 01:09:26,908
She's in charge of
my trust fund, so.

1770
01:09:26,908 --> 01:09:28,910
- So what are you saying?

1771
01:09:28,910 --> 01:09:31,513
- Look, we're both benefiting
from this arrangement.

1772
01:09:33,014 --> 01:09:34,616
You're a fantastic
dance partner.

1773
01:09:36,685 --> 01:09:37,552
- So are you.

1774
01:09:37,552 --> 01:09:39,688
- And if we could
grab dinner, say,

1775
01:09:39,688 --> 01:09:41,122
once every quarter
with Aunt Becky.

1776
01:09:43,925 --> 01:09:46,428
- I want you to buy me
something very expensive.

1777
01:09:48,496 --> 01:09:49,531
- How about a boat?

1778
01:09:50,398 --> 01:09:51,599
- Make it a yacht
and we're good.

1779
01:09:52,767 --> 01:09:54,669
- I really need to talk to you.

1780
01:09:54,669 --> 01:09:56,037
- Wanna get us tipsy?

1781
01:09:56,037 --> 01:09:57,405
- You know I do.

1782
01:09:57,405 --> 01:09:59,040
- I really need to talk to you.

1783
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,775
So, this whole time I've
been getting speared.

1784
01:10:00,775 --> 01:10:02,544
- I kind of saw that coming.

1785
01:10:02,544 --> 01:10:07,582
- And also I think
I'm in love with Ryan.

1786
01:10:08,183 --> 01:10:10,785
- (laughs) Of course
you're in love with Ryan.

1787
01:10:10,785 --> 01:10:12,454
He's perfect for you.

1788
01:10:12,454 --> 01:10:14,689
He adores you more than
you adore yourself.

1789
01:10:14,689 --> 01:10:17,158
And what more could
you really ask for?

1790
01:10:17,158 --> 01:10:17,959
- I've gotta go find him.

1791
01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:18,660
How do I look?

1792
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:19,794
- Yeah, like a million bucks.

1793
01:10:19,794 --> 01:10:21,162
- Which I'll never have.

1794
01:10:21,162 --> 01:10:23,732
- Yeah, but I think I will.

1795
01:10:23,732 --> 01:10:26,201
So, you know, what's
mine is yours.

1796
01:10:26,201 --> 01:10:28,503
- Wait, is this what you
wanna talk to me about?

1797
01:10:28,503 --> 01:10:29,504
- Yeah.

1798
01:10:29,504 --> 01:10:31,072
So this is a thing.

1799
01:10:31,072 --> 01:10:33,541
Rich's mom told him
to never let me go

1800
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:36,077
and then he held onto me
with some sort of vice grip

1801
01:10:36,077 --> 01:10:38,179
and said that he
won't and so, Sofia-

1802
01:10:38,179 --> 01:10:38,980
- Oh my god.

1803
01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:40,215
- Yeah, I think
this is happening.

1804
01:10:40,215 --> 01:10:41,983
- And it's what you want?

1805
01:10:41,983 --> 01:10:43,084
- Of course it is.

1806
01:10:43,084 --> 01:10:45,687
- So you definitely
don't love Doug.

1807
01:10:46,855 --> 01:10:47,522
- What?

1808
01:10:47,522 --> 01:10:48,823
Why are you asking me that?

1809
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,625
This whole time you've been-

1810
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:51,826
- I know, I know.

1811
01:10:52,594 --> 01:10:53,528
I'm sorry.

1812
01:10:55,730 --> 01:10:56,731
(Sofia sighs)

1813
01:10:56,731 --> 01:10:59,034
It's just, I was, wrong.

1814
01:11:00,935 --> 01:11:01,836
The book was wrong.

1815
01:11:01,836 --> 01:11:02,804
Margaret's said it herself.

1816
01:11:03,605 --> 01:11:05,173
- Okay, but just
because you're ready

1817
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:06,941
to run off with Ryan...

1818
01:11:08,777 --> 01:11:11,346
Okay, Rich is amazing

1819
01:11:11,346 --> 01:11:13,815
and I could see our
whole future together.

1820
01:11:13,815 --> 01:11:15,817
It's one where I get everything,

1821
01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:18,653
like the career and
the townhouse and-

1822
01:11:18,653 --> 01:11:19,587
- The guy.

1823
01:11:19,954 --> 01:11:22,857
Rich is the guy you want.

1824
01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:24,125
- Yes.

1825
01:11:25,293 --> 01:11:26,761
- Then I'm so happy for you.

1826
01:11:27,862 --> 01:11:29,531
I'm a little bit jelly,
but I'm mostly happy.

1827
01:11:29,531 --> 01:11:31,533
(both laughing)

1828
01:11:32,067 --> 01:11:34,769
- Eliza, I think Rich
wants to show you

1829
01:11:34,769 --> 01:11:35,770
something on the lawn.

1830
01:11:36,805 --> 01:11:39,574
- (laughing) Okay.

1831
01:11:39,574 --> 01:11:41,142
This is it, okay.

1832
01:11:41,142 --> 01:11:44,346
I think I, I just gotta
go to the bathroom.

1833
01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:47,115
I just gotta go pee
like really quick.

1834
01:11:47,115 --> 01:11:48,583
But, um, I can be right there.

1835
01:11:48,583 --> 01:11:49,117
I'll be right back.

1836
01:11:49,117 --> 01:11:49,918
I'll be right back.

1837
01:11:50,819 --> 01:11:52,554
(Eliza sighs)
(upbeat percussion music)

1838
01:11:52,988 --> 01:11:54,622
The moment is now.

1839
01:11:55,090 --> 01:11:59,728
Rich, I didn't expect this.

1840
01:12:00,695 --> 01:12:01,863
Oh my God.

1841
01:12:01,863 --> 01:12:03,231
Oh my.

1842
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,132
(Eliza sighs)

1843
01:12:04,132 --> 01:12:04,899
I do.

1844
01:12:06,935 --> 01:12:08,703
Yes.

1845
01:12:08,703 --> 01:12:09,604
Yes.

1846
01:12:10,638 --> 01:12:12,907
- Trying to convince
yourself you wanna say yes?

1847
01:12:13,908 --> 01:12:14,809
- Margaret?

1848
01:12:16,678 --> 01:12:18,713
Wait, no, I, I just,

1849
01:12:18,713 --> 01:12:20,749
I just want the
moment to be perfect.

1850
01:12:20,749 --> 01:12:22,117
- Oh, what a crock.

1851
01:12:22,117 --> 01:12:23,785
Where's the sex
appeal in perfect?

1852
01:12:25,887 --> 01:12:30,225
Sweetheart, I've given a lot
of bad advice in my time.

1853
01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:31,359
But what I'm about to tell you,

1854
01:12:31,359 --> 01:12:33,161
you can take to the bank.

1855
01:12:34,362 --> 01:12:36,598
You can't marry
someone you don't love.

1856
01:12:37,232 --> 01:12:39,267
- I do love him.

1857
01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:40,902
- If you say so.

1858
01:12:40,902 --> 01:12:42,637
But I'll tell you what,

1859
01:12:42,637 --> 01:12:45,840
I've been there done
that six times over.

1860
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,243
All I'm saying is make sure

1861
01:12:48,243 --> 01:12:50,679
you've got that
magic going for you.

1862
01:13:01,422 --> 01:13:04,458
- What we have,
Eliza, it's magic.

1863
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:06,927
I love you

1864
01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,766
and I want to keep
loving you forever

1865
01:13:14,768 --> 01:13:15,736
if you'll let me.

1866
01:13:19,773 --> 01:13:20,708
So, Eliza.

1867
01:13:21,742 --> 01:13:22,443
- Okay.

1868
01:13:24,378 --> 01:13:25,379
- Will you marry-

1869
01:13:25,379 --> 01:13:26,780
- Sorry, would you stop?

1870
01:13:28,382 --> 01:13:30,250
Okay, just, sorry.

1871
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,785
Would you,

1872
01:13:31,785 --> 01:13:34,355
would you just come
up, come up here?

1873
01:13:34,355 --> 01:13:36,223
Yeah, sorry.

1874
01:13:39,259 --> 01:13:43,297
Rich, you are such
an amazing guy.

1875
01:13:45,766 --> 01:13:46,700
- But.

1876
01:13:47,968 --> 01:13:50,838
- But I don't think that
what we have is magic.

1877
01:13:51,872 --> 01:13:53,374
But that's not to say

1878
01:13:53,374 --> 01:13:54,475
that I don't think that
magic doesn't exist

1879
01:13:54,475 --> 01:13:56,176
because I think that it does.

1880
01:13:56,176 --> 01:13:59,513
It's just that what
it takes to make magic

1881
01:13:59,513 --> 01:14:02,816
is messy and sweaty,

1882
01:14:04,018 --> 01:14:06,487
and dirty, and sticky.

1883
01:14:07,321 --> 01:14:11,925
And you are just like so clean.

1884
01:14:13,494 --> 01:14:15,129
(box lid snaps)

1885
01:14:17,364 --> 01:14:21,502
- So what you're saying
is I'm too perfect?

1886
01:14:23,370 --> 01:14:25,739
- Kind of, yeah.

1887
01:14:25,739 --> 01:14:28,208
I mean, you are so nice

1888
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:31,779
and generous and handsome

1889
01:14:31,779 --> 01:14:36,050
and what you do like,
this is so impressive.

1890
01:14:36,550 --> 01:14:38,952
And I'm embarrassed to say this,

1891
01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:40,921
but I feel like I just got like

1892
01:14:40,921 --> 01:14:44,458
swept up in the fantasy of...

1893
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,861
Shit.

1894
01:14:47,861 --> 01:14:49,363
I think I need to sit down.

1895
01:14:50,064 --> 01:14:51,065
Nope.

1896
01:14:51,065 --> 01:14:52,333
Okay, I'm good. Yeah.

1897
01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,302
I've just,

1898
01:14:55,302 --> 01:14:58,372
I've been where you are a lot.

1899
01:14:58,372 --> 01:15:01,008
It sucks to think that
the person that you love

1900
01:15:01,008 --> 01:15:04,011
might be using you.

1901
01:15:07,414 --> 01:15:09,149
- So, what?

1902
01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:13,587
You were just here
for the fancy dinners

1903
01:15:13,587 --> 01:15:15,122
and the once in a season event

1904
01:15:15,122 --> 01:15:17,024
that you got to plan

1905
01:15:17,024 --> 01:15:19,293
and now that you've got
everything that you wanted,

1906
01:15:19,293 --> 01:15:20,294
you're out?

1907
01:15:21,228 --> 01:15:23,597
- That is one really
horrible interpretation

1908
01:15:23,597 --> 01:15:24,531
of what happened.

1909
01:15:24,531 --> 01:15:26,367
It's awful.

1910
01:15:26,367 --> 01:15:29,036
And I'm sorry that
that's even on the table.

1911
01:15:30,037 --> 01:15:31,905
You probably won't believe this,

1912
01:15:31,905 --> 01:15:35,476
but I really did love
spending time with you,

1913
01:15:35,476 --> 01:15:37,044
like a lot.

1914
01:15:38,846 --> 01:15:41,582
It's just that I feel like
I don't even know you.

1915
01:15:41,582 --> 01:15:43,517
- Because we haven't spent
that much time together.

1916
01:15:43,517 --> 01:15:47,621
- But I feel like you don't
really know you either,

1917
01:15:47,621 --> 01:15:50,524
apart from who your
parents want you to be.

1918
01:15:52,326 --> 01:15:54,094
And I know that you
don't wanna take advice

1919
01:15:54,094 --> 01:15:55,462
from a girl who's-

1920
01:15:56,397 --> 01:15:57,431
- Breaking your heart.

1921
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,037
- But please just go out there

1922
01:16:03,037 --> 01:16:05,639
and find that thing
that makes you happy.

1923
01:16:05,639 --> 01:16:08,008
Like really happy,

1924
01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:11,011
like what you geek out for,

1925
01:16:11,011 --> 01:16:13,113
and just go chase
the hell out of that.

1926
01:16:15,549 --> 01:16:19,019
(gentle acoustic music)

1927
01:16:21,922 --> 01:16:22,656
- Okay, well,

1928
01:16:26,193 --> 01:16:29,296
I'm gonna see about
returning a ring.

1929
01:16:48,615 --> 01:16:51,618
(uplifting music)

1930
01:16:57,057 --> 01:16:58,592
- Hey.

1931
01:16:58,592 --> 01:16:59,526
- Hey.

1932
01:17:00,561 --> 01:17:02,162
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1933
01:17:02,162 --> 01:17:04,999
Haven't you ever
heard of consent?

1934
01:17:04,999 --> 01:17:05,666
- Yeah.

1935
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,035
Yeah, yeah, no, totally.

1936
01:17:08,035 --> 01:17:09,003
No, yeah.

1937
01:17:10,070 --> 01:17:11,638
It's just, well, I was,

1938
01:17:11,638 --> 01:17:13,407
I was talking to John and...

1939
01:17:13,407 --> 01:17:15,643
No, it, it's not
about, it's, it's...

1940
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:20,014
This picture.

1941
01:17:20,014 --> 01:17:22,549
It's, it's not the
worst picture of me.

1942
01:17:22,549 --> 01:17:27,521
It's, it's just,
this picture is me.

1943
01:17:29,456 --> 01:17:31,525
I'm not who you think I am.

1944
01:17:31,525 --> 01:17:34,461
I'm not a big
fancy famous model.

1945
01:17:34,461 --> 01:17:37,031
I'm a girl from Nebraska

1946
01:17:37,031 --> 01:17:39,533
who's terrified of ending
up back where she started.

1947
01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:43,537
I left saying I was gonna
make something of myself

1948
01:17:43,537 --> 01:17:46,073
and look at me.

1949
01:17:46,073 --> 01:17:49,510
I've nothing.

1950
01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,445
- Hey.

1951
01:17:51,445 --> 01:17:53,047
That's not true.

1952
01:17:53,047 --> 01:17:54,081
Come on.

1953
01:17:54,081 --> 01:17:56,150
You were, you're a big deal.

1954
01:17:57,051 --> 01:17:57,685
- I'm really not.

1955
01:17:57,685 --> 01:17:58,719
I'm not.

1956
01:17:58,719 --> 01:18:00,421
- Not sure about that.

1957
01:18:00,421 --> 01:18:01,155
- I live with like
seven other models.

1958
01:18:01,155 --> 01:18:02,156
It's gross.

1959
01:18:02,156 --> 01:18:02,990
It's just not cute.

1960
01:18:02,990 --> 01:18:03,691
It's...

1961
01:18:08,996 --> 01:18:10,664
This is from my JC Penney shoot.

1962
01:18:13,701 --> 01:18:15,002
Why do you have this?

1963
01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:16,236
- My mom orders the catalogs

1964
01:18:16,236 --> 01:18:17,705
and she goes through them

1965
01:18:17,705 --> 01:18:19,239
to tell me what to
get her for Christmas

1966
01:18:19,239 --> 01:18:24,211
and then I go through
them for material.

1967
01:18:24,211 --> 01:18:24,912
- Mm-hmm.

1968
01:18:24,912 --> 01:18:26,714
- It's for my mood boards, okay.

1969
01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:29,149
Anyways, I'm back
home for the holidays

1970
01:18:29,149 --> 01:18:33,020
a few years ago
and there you were.

1971
01:18:33,654 --> 01:18:36,290
I thought, "Man, this is
the most beautiful girl

1972
01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:37,324
I've ever seen."

1973
01:18:39,026 --> 01:18:40,027
And then I met you.

1974
01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:42,062
It's crazy.

1975
01:18:43,163 --> 01:18:45,099
And I got to meet her.

1976
01:18:46,266 --> 01:18:48,535
I thought, "That's the girl

1977
01:18:48,535 --> 01:18:50,704
that I wanna spend the
rest of my life with."

1978
01:18:55,709 --> 01:18:58,479
- I'm sorry I was so mean.

1979
01:19:02,182 --> 01:19:03,283
- You're sorry

1980
01:19:03,283 --> 01:19:07,187
and do you wanna be with me?

1981
01:19:10,224 --> 01:19:11,592
- Yeah, I do.

1982
01:19:11,592 --> 01:19:13,494
(both laugh)

1983
01:19:13,494 --> 01:19:15,696
Oh, we also have a yacht.

1984
01:19:15,696 --> 01:19:16,797
- What?
- Yeah.

1985
01:19:16,797 --> 01:19:17,798
- Since when?

1986
01:19:17,798 --> 01:19:18,732
- Like five minutes ago.

1987
01:19:18,732 --> 01:19:21,035
- (laughs) Okay.

1988
01:19:25,139 --> 01:19:27,308
- Aw, you guys.

1989
01:19:29,176 --> 01:19:30,577
Has anyone seen Doug?

1990
01:19:33,647 --> 01:19:35,082
Okay.

1991
01:19:35,082 --> 01:19:36,283
Oh.

1992
01:19:36,283 --> 01:19:38,285
- Wait a minute,
you're Eliza, right?

1993
01:19:38,285 --> 01:19:39,520
- Uh, yeah.

1994
01:19:40,487 --> 01:19:42,056
- David Zane.

1995
01:19:42,056 --> 01:19:44,191
- Oh, you're the guy
who owns the hotel.

1996
01:19:44,191 --> 01:19:46,060
- That would be me, yes.

1997
01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:48,095
Really excellent
work you did here.

1998
01:19:48,095 --> 01:19:50,197
I've never seen this
place look better.

1999
01:19:50,197 --> 01:19:51,298
- Thanks.

2000
01:19:51,298 --> 01:19:52,399
- You know, I'm always looking

2001
01:19:52,399 --> 01:19:54,635
for a talented event manager
if you'd be interested.

2002
01:19:57,738 --> 01:19:59,206
- You know what?

2003
01:19:59,206 --> 01:20:00,140
No.

2004
01:20:01,575 --> 01:20:02,343
- Eliza.

2005
01:20:04,211 --> 01:20:06,180
In this case, and in this
case only, no means yes.

2006
01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,781
- No, it doesn't.

2007
01:20:07,781 --> 01:20:08,615
No means no.

2008
01:20:09,783 --> 01:20:12,786
I would never work
for you, Mr. Zane.

2009
01:20:12,786 --> 01:20:14,722
Because I've seen the way

2010
01:20:14,722 --> 01:20:17,224
that you talked to one of
your employees earlier.

2011
01:20:17,224 --> 01:20:18,225
Yeah, you called him bus boy.

2012
01:20:18,225 --> 01:20:20,260
But that's not his name.

2013
01:20:20,260 --> 01:20:22,329
His name is Doug.

2014
01:20:22,329 --> 01:20:24,865
And he is more
than just his job.

2015
01:20:24,865 --> 01:20:27,368
You know, everyone here is.

2016
01:20:27,368 --> 01:20:28,602
And you know what?

2017
01:20:28,602 --> 01:20:29,870
It's people like you

2018
01:20:29,870 --> 01:20:31,605
that make people like us

2019
01:20:31,605 --> 01:20:33,307
feel like we have to act a fool

2020
01:20:33,307 --> 01:20:36,276
just to get a little
piece of what you've got.

2021
01:20:36,276 --> 01:20:38,946
But what you've
got, it ain't a lot

2022
01:20:38,946 --> 01:20:41,248
because what you've
got makes people forget

2023
01:20:41,248 --> 01:20:43,183
the most important thing,

2024
01:20:43,183 --> 01:20:45,419
which is how we treat people.

2025
01:20:45,419 --> 01:20:49,323
So I'm gonna find Doug

2026
01:20:49,323 --> 01:20:51,458
and I'm gonna tell him
that I love him.

2027
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:54,428
And.

2028
01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:01,735
and I'm taking this with me.

2029
01:21:01,735 --> 01:21:03,570
- Is that a boom-box?

2030
01:21:10,844 --> 01:21:15,849
(upbeat pop music)
(singing in foreign language)

2031
01:21:22,256 --> 01:21:23,924
- Okay, plot twist.

2032
01:21:24,925 --> 01:21:26,894
The woman is the creepy stalker.

2033
01:21:27,761 --> 01:21:30,731
- The woman is the one
who needs to apologize.

2034
01:21:30,731 --> 01:21:31,899
But if this crosses a boundary,

2035
01:21:31,899 --> 01:21:33,801
then I will totally turn it off.

2036
01:21:35,436 --> 01:21:37,304
- What is that music?

2037
01:21:38,339 --> 01:21:40,841
- It's not Peter Gabriel.

2038
01:21:40,841 --> 01:21:44,178
But let's just pretend
it's a powerful love song.

2039
01:21:47,247 --> 01:21:49,750
- Is this the moment
for a love song?

2040
01:21:50,784 --> 01:21:52,419
- God, I hope so.

2041
01:21:52,419 --> 01:21:56,290
(music continues)

2042
01:22:01,328 --> 01:22:02,896
(button clicks, music stops)

2043
01:22:02,896 --> 01:22:04,331
- I'll just put this down.

2044
01:22:09,036 --> 01:22:10,838
It's over with Rich.

2045
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,241
- Good.

2046
01:22:15,275 --> 01:22:16,410
I didn't think you guys
were good for each other.

2047
01:22:17,578 --> 01:22:19,313
- We weren't.

2048
01:22:19,313 --> 01:22:23,083
You need to know
that I've been burned

2049
01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:25,386
and meeting you,

2050
01:22:25,386 --> 01:22:28,255
I got scared because I thought,

2051
01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:30,357
"Well, here I go again,

2052
01:22:30,357 --> 01:22:32,059
I know how this ends."

2053
01:22:32,059 --> 01:22:33,227
But the thing is,

2054
01:22:34,194 --> 01:22:37,297
even if you take me for
everything that I have,

2055
01:22:37,297 --> 01:22:38,799
which is almost nothing,

2056
01:22:38,799 --> 01:22:41,335
so it would be a really
dumb scam if you did,

2057
01:22:41,335 --> 01:22:44,838
but even if you let
me take care of you

2058
01:22:44,838 --> 01:22:48,442
while you're becoming
whatever wonderful thing

2059
01:22:48,442 --> 01:22:50,444
that you're gonna become,

2060
01:22:50,444 --> 01:22:53,614
and then you leave
me brokenhearted,

2061
01:22:54,948 --> 01:22:56,083
I'm gonna be upset.

2062
01:22:57,484 --> 01:23:00,020
But it will all
have been worth it

2063
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:03,757
because every cell in
my being is telling me

2064
01:23:03,757 --> 01:23:05,025
that I have to be with you

2065
01:23:06,727 --> 01:23:10,464
because when I'm
with you, I'm me.

2066
01:23:12,466 --> 01:23:14,702
(soft romantic music)

2067
01:23:14,702 --> 01:23:17,037
I love you, Dougie.

2068
01:23:17,037 --> 01:23:19,373
And if you can forgive me,

2069
01:23:19,373 --> 01:23:20,607
I don't know what that means,

2070
01:23:20,607 --> 01:23:21,842
or like where we go from here-

2071
01:23:21,842 --> 01:23:22,943
- It doesn't matter.

2072
01:23:22,943 --> 01:23:25,145
I wanna go there with you.

2073
01:23:25,145 --> 01:23:26,914
- Does that mean?

2074
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:28,882
- You know I'm crazy about you.

2075
01:23:28,882 --> 01:23:32,920
(soft romantic music continues)

2076
01:23:47,835 --> 01:23:49,970
- So, you know what's sad?

2077
01:23:51,472 --> 01:23:53,374
I could have provided us

2078
01:23:53,374 --> 01:23:56,477
with a nice little life
right here in the Hamptons.

2079
01:23:56,477 --> 01:23:59,413
The douche that runs this hotel,

2080
01:23:59,413 --> 01:24:02,416
he offered me a job
and I told him off.

2081
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:03,550
- What?

2082
01:24:03,550 --> 01:24:05,052
You told him off?

2083
01:24:05,052 --> 01:24:06,587
- Yeah, yeah.

2084
01:24:06,587 --> 01:24:08,656
I mean, it was kind
of epic, honestly.

2085
01:24:08,656 --> 01:24:11,659
But I, but I was doing
it to defend you.

2086
01:24:11,659 --> 01:24:12,559
- Huh.

2087
01:24:15,929 --> 01:24:19,566
So, do you want that job?

2088
01:24:19,566 --> 01:24:20,901
- Oh, are you kidding?

2089
01:24:20,901 --> 01:24:22,836
It was a dream job, but.

2090
01:24:22,836 --> 01:24:24,104
- Okay, then it's yours.

2091
01:24:27,908 --> 01:24:29,910
I don't think my
dad will fault you

2092
01:24:29,910 --> 01:24:32,112
for telling him off
in defense of his son.

2093
01:24:36,050 --> 01:24:37,051
- Wait, what?

2094
01:24:37,051 --> 01:24:39,053
- My name's Doug Zane

2095
01:24:39,053 --> 01:24:41,455
and in two weeks I start as
vice president of operations

2096
01:24:41,455 --> 01:24:42,423
for Zane Hotels.

2097
01:24:44,858 --> 01:24:46,560
- Are you, are you kidding me?

2098
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,063
- I made my dad promise
not to blow my cover.

2099
01:24:49,063 --> 01:24:50,097
I just wanted to
spend the summer

2100
01:24:50,097 --> 01:24:51,398
learning as much as I could

2101
01:24:51,398 --> 01:24:54,468
and I knew that there was no way

2102
01:24:54,468 --> 01:24:55,569
I could get the real deal

2103
01:24:55,569 --> 01:24:57,705
if everyone knew who I was, so.

2104
01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:02,176
- So you're telling me you're-

2105
01:25:02,176 --> 01:25:04,011
- Loaded. Yeah.

2106
01:25:04,011 --> 01:25:06,580
(Eliza laughs)

2107
01:25:07,448 --> 01:25:08,182
Don't hate me.

2108
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,585
- I mean, I don't know.

2109
01:25:11,585 --> 01:25:13,053
You did lie to me.

2110
01:25:14,054 --> 01:25:17,057
So it may take me some time
to get over this and...

2111
01:25:17,057 --> 01:25:20,160
(romantic pop music)

2112
01:25:22,463 --> 01:25:24,131
Okay, I'm over it.

2113
01:25:24,131 --> 01:25:25,199
I'm over it.

2114
01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:26,066
- Hey, dummy.

2115
01:25:27,067 --> 01:25:28,168
What do you think you're doing?

2116
01:25:28,168 --> 01:25:29,803
You're on the clock.

2117
01:25:29,803 --> 01:25:30,738
I hope you don't think

2118
01:25:30,738 --> 01:25:31,939
you're gonna be working
here next summer.

2119
01:25:32,873 --> 01:25:35,409
- No, I hope you don't think

2120
01:25:35,409 --> 01:25:37,077
you're gonna be working
here next summer.

2121
01:25:37,077 --> 01:25:38,045
- Excuse me?

2122
01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:40,748
- He kind of owns the place.

2123
01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:45,085
Yeah, just found out myself.

2124
01:25:45,085 --> 01:25:47,454
(upbeat pop music)

2125
01:25:47,454 --> 01:25:49,723
Doug Zing, Ya.

2126
01:25:53,127 --> 01:25:54,061
- See ya, Eric.

2127
01:25:59,533 --> 01:26:02,536
(button clicks)
(upbeat foreign music)

2128
01:26:05,005 --> 01:26:05,739
Would you like to partake

2129
01:26:05,739 --> 01:26:07,875
in this rhythmic
ceremonial ritual?

2130
01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:10,644
- Ah, do fish under
the sea dance?

2131
01:26:12,012 --> 01:26:13,614
- We are by the ocean.

2132
01:26:13,614 --> 01:26:17,518
(singing in foreign language)

2133
01:26:21,055 --> 01:26:22,923
(both laughing)

2134
01:26:22,923 --> 01:26:24,224
- [Doug] It's sand!

2135
01:26:24,224 --> 01:26:25,626
I'll try.

2136
01:26:26,493 --> 01:26:31,031
(singing in foreign
language continues)