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Hello. I'm Princess Georgiana.

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Queen of Australia!

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Unbelievable.
You vomit on one little girl...

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CLAMOURING

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I-I-I-I HA-A-A-A-ATE AUSTRALIA!

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You're going to be amazing.

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Am I?! Team Queen!

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I'm going to have you killed.

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There's a new queen waiting
to burst out, apparently.

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And she's not going to put
another foot wrong.

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IMITATES AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I'm
the Prime Minister! And I'm just perfect!

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Even in this...
10,000-miles-from-home

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dust bowl of an inferno.

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Your Majesty.

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MEN SCREAM

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Oh, this poxy country! What now?

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My apologies.

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I didn't realise you were
entertaining again.

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Can you believe this?

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No, no.
I thought you'd have gone by now.

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I thought, as a surprise,
I'd wake up with you this time.

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Well, as you can see,
I don't like surprises. Mm.

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Last night was amazing.

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Mm. From what I remember,
you ticked all the boxes.

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Well, if you'd like
your box ticked again...

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Don't - I can't bear innuendo.

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You should probably get going
before anyone else sees you. Yep.

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And I need to get
ready to visit a...

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refugee resettlement centre.

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Can't wait for you
to meet my parents.

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Why, are they resettled refugees?

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No, but seeing as this is
a thing now, I know...

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No, this isn't a thing.

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Far from a thing.

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But you said you wanted
to do this every day.

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I said the same thing
about the Peloton.

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Look. Josh.

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Who's Josh?

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Not Josh. That's not your name.
Jack.

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Neither is that.
I know, because your name is Joe.

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It's not. Not finished. Joe-I.

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How can you seriously not
know my name? I do know your name.

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It's one of those
cool surfer names like...

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Zach. It's Zach. It's not Zach.

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Chad? No. Bon.

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You know, I honestly thought
we had a connection.

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We do. We do.

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Which is why...

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I'm going to give you this.

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An ashtray?

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Not just any ashtray.

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This is a royal heirloom
of an ashtray.

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Mm. Yeah. I mean, it may just be
any ashtray - but, either way,

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consider this a heartfelt thank you
from me to you.

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By the way, it's Augustus.

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Augustus!

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Huh! Really?!

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That's not remotely cool.

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Anyhoo, catch you later, mate.

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I think that went well.

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Yes, as tours of refugee
resettlement centres go,

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that's in my top three.
And who doesn't love a date?

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Bleurgh! That's like chewing syrup.

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Ma'am, I have got something that
you are really, really, really...

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Shut up and say it. Right.

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The Reserve Bank have confirmed the
unveiling ceremony for your new $5 note.

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Some positive momentum, finally!
Where is it?

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I want to see it. Is it good?

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Er, well, we haven't seen it yet,
but they're sending one over.

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You know, it might really upset my mother,
having her $5 note replaced with mine.

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Fingers crossed!

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Some people say that we're giving
the Queen a hard time, but I think

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this is all in the public interest.

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Aussies can't relate to some
squealing bird who was given things

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from Mummy and Daddy on a platter.

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What are we going to do
about this prick?

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Richard bloody Steele and his
news empire - he's killing me!

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Maybe, Ma'am, you should not concern yourself
with what's out there and just let me handle it.

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Mm! Cos you're doing
a bang-up job so far, Zoe.

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Yesterday it was mutton
dressed as ma'am.

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The day before that, they were savaging me
for being the world's only unmarried queen.

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Why on earth does he care?

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He doesn't, but it makes
for great headlines,

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and the public aren't used to
their sovereign being so... um...

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So what? Busty.

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I know she's the Queen,
but get off the grass!

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Spending $25,000 on British
chocolate - who does that?

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Oh, piss off - you've tasted that
waxy shit they sell over here.

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I just don't think the average Australian can
get their head around that kind of extravagance.

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I mean, sure, I've made a buck
or two along the way...

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Or 30 billion!

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But at heart I'm just
a regular bloke from Brissie.

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Invite him to dinner.

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Here. What for?!

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Look at him! He promotes himself
as a man of the people.

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He'll never accept.
Everyone accepts.

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He's also dangerous. He's a shark.

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Well, that's lucky
because I'm a shark charmer.

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That's not a thing, is it?
Snake charmer.

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It doesn't matter, though,
because I'm very charming.

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Still very much not a good idea.

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That's exactly what they said about going
for cocktails with the King of Djibouti.

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There is no King of Djibouti.

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There was that night.

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Your Majesty.

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How was the visit?
They gave us dates.

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Ah, dates. They call them
nature's caramel, you know.

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Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite.

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Rumours abound of you...
fornicating with the staff.

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With respect, Ma'am,
this will not do.

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Fornicating? Who are you? Moses?!

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You've been the focus of enough
salacious headlines

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in the past to realise what
could happen if word got out

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about a dalliance between
the Queen and her help.

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I didn't take you for a snob,
but it suits you.

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I don't make the rules, Ma'am.

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Rules are made to be broken.

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I'm sorry you had to hear that,
Augustus.

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It was rude and insensitive.

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No worries. Just glad you
remembered my name this time.

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I'm a quick study.

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I get off work at nine if you...

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Why don't you just clock off now?

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Yeah, I guess I could do that.
Because you're fired.

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What?! That's right.

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And I obviously have self-control issues that
I should probably be working on, but - ha, me!

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It's just easier this way.

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You know?

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For me.

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WHISPERS: We have to let him go.

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NORMAL: Suppose Weiwei dobbed me in.

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Well, for the record, it wasn't me.

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Well, how could it have been?

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I saw him coming out of your room.

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Good Lord. Did you really?
How tawdry!

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And there's me hoping you'd find me
the last word in elegant mystery.

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I think that ship sailed -
all the way to Djibouti.

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With respect, Ma'am.

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You come off a little judgy
for a bodyguard.

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Don't tell me you've never
thrown caution to the wind

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one balmy evening
with a foreign dignitary.

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If you're referring to my dalliance
with the Venezuelan general,

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it was one night during a coup

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and we both regretted
it in the morning.

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Oh... my... God.

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Maybe it's a prank. Yeah!

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Yeah, I'm sure it's just the Reserve
Bank having their usual muck about.

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Classic! How could they use the
wrong portrait on the note?

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I mean, I know I definitely
gave them...

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the wrong one.

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Oh, my God. I'm screwed.

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CLICK, SOFT BUZZER

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DOOR OPENS

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The Prime Minister, Ma'am.

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Your Majesty.

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Call me Georgie.

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Shall I call you Becky?

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I... don't think either suggestion
is appropriate, Ma'am.

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Off to a fun start.

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I don't think these meetings
are supposed to be fun.

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Not that I'd know,
since we haven't had one yet.

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Yeah, sorry about that. I've been
busy trying to get out of them.

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Right.
Shall we get down to business?

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Take it away.

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There's an upcoming vote
in Parliament to fund

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new childhood cancer research.

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All right, keep it light.

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It's set to pass unanimously.

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Both sides of the House
are in agreement.

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It's a rare occurrence.

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That seems to have caught
your attention, Ma'am.

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Hm?

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Oh, no.

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No, not at all. I was just wondering if I could
still get away with wearing leather trousers.

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Excuse me?
I mean, is there a cut-off age?

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Forgive me, but we're here
to discuss affairs of state, Ma'am.

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Forgive me. Do carry on.

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Starting in the second quarter
of next year,

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the single-parent allowance is set to
increase by 4.6%, bringing us in line with...

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, I just...
I just can't with this.

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It is singularly dull. I'm sorry you find the idea
of lifting single family homes out of poverty boring.

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It does reflect quite badly
on me, doesn't it?

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Let's just keep
that between us gals.

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You do know I'm a Republican?

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What are you going to do?

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Granted, neither of us
want to be here,

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but, as it is our constitutional
duty, let us move on to infrastructure.

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Can we just pop a pin
in it until next week?

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My new banknote's arrived. Exciting!

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I'm desperate to see it -
I may pee a little.

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CLICK, SOFT BUZZER

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DOOR OPENS

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Prime Minister is leaving.

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OK...

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To your earlier query, Ma'am -

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if you have to ask if there's
a cut-off age for leather trousers,

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you've already passed it.

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Noted.

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I wonder if people will start
referring to them by my name.

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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Crikey,
I already gave you a couple of Georgies

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to buy some more tinnies, you cheap
drongo! NORMAL: What do you think?

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Aussies don't speak
or walk like that, Ma'am.

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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Not yet.

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OK!

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I'm ready to see mon visage.

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This is a prank.

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The Reserve Bank strikes again.

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It's not a prank, Ma'am.

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It must be - because, of the
two portraits commissioned,

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that definitely is not
the one I chose.

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I accidentally approved
the wrong one.

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You accidentally did what now?

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To be honest, though, Ma'am, I really don't think
there's that much of a difference between them.

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Really, Zoe? You don't see the
difference between this...

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and this?

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Hm?

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Because this looks like me
on a good day 15 years ago.

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This looks like I've just escaped

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from the fucking asylum!

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Ginger eyebrows?!

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Oh, well, they'll just have to destroy
all those and print the correct ones.

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The thing is... The notes have already been printed
and distributed to banks around the country.

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So unprint and undistribute them.

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I get that you're less than pleased,
Ma'am, but millions of dollars

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have already been spent
on producing these notes.

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I'm unclear of your point.

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Well, my point is, wouldn't it be
wasteful to spend all that money

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on changing them when you could spend
it on more pressing national concerns?

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You wouldn't be saying that
if it was your gormless,

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haggard old medieval face
on every $5 note!

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Who cares how much it costs?!

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Just change it!

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Is it just me thinking
we should prank them back?

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SHE LAUGHS

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I didn't think he'd accept.
Of course he accepted.

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Richard Steele is just like everyone
else when they get a royal invite -

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squeal with excitement, tell everyone
they know, and buy new shoes.

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This is a bad idea.

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It shouldn't take much to win
him over. He is, after all...

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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: "just
a regular bloke from Brissie."

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Then we can watch
the good publicity roll in.

243
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He controls the largest media
conglomerate in Australia.

244
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,519
He's not the editor in chief
of the Goondiwindi Post.

245
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,199
The Goody-whatty-what?

246
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,399
Hunting! Excuse me? Tell him you
like hunting. But I don't.

247
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,119
It is a barbaric practice favoured
only by the stupid and the sadistic.

248
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,079
No wonder my family
enjoy it so much.

249
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,599
Well, you could just say that
you do - to impress him...

250
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,119
because he's a hunter.
He loves hunting. He hunts.

251
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,680
My God, I find you irritating.

252
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,279
Your Majesty.
May I present Mr Richard Steele?

253
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,040
Mr Steele.
How lovely of you to join us.

254
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,920
Are those new shoes?

255
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,079
HE CHUCKLES
We're bloody killing it these days.

256
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,719
And you want to know why
I'm such a massive success?

257
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,799
Because I give people what they want
from their news, not what they need.

258
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,759
And, er... if I may speak freely,
Ma'am? Do, do.

259
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:15,239
I simply cannot get enough of the absolute
balls up that you're making of things.

260
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,199
Ha-ha! Perhaps that's
a little too free.

261
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,079
Revenues are through the roof.

262
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,639
Oh, and this new story about how
you want to reprint the $5 note

263
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,759
because you don't like your picture?

264
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,359
You are the gift that
keeps on giving, Ma'am.

265
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,839
Well, I don't know where
you've got that idea from,

266
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,639
but it must be fun to speculate.

267
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,520
Would you excuse me just one moment?

268
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,799
Well, this is a nightmare.
The man won't budge.

269
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,199
I've tried humility,
flattery, sorcery.

270
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,840
Did you mention the hunting? I'm not
saying I hunt, you fucking dullard!

271
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,799
How about a little bribery?

272
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,919
Don't we have a knighthood or something
I can slap him round the face with?

273
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,679
Er, there's Order of Australia.
Excellent! Go get one.

274
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,759
It's not really... Just GO!

275
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,839
DOOR OPENS

276
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,900
I do apologise.

277
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,959
SHE CHUCKLES

278
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,439
Now, where were we?

279
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,399
Oh! Yes.

280
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,799
I was just telling you
how much I love this country.

281
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,999
Well, that makes two of us.

282
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,319
I do. I love it.

283
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,639
I was just thinking how wonderful it
would be if it were to love me back.

284
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,199
Right!
How do you see that happening?

285
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,399
Oh... I don't know.

286
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,640
I suppose one way would be...

287
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,759
I honour you with
the Order of Australia,

288
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,919
then your media outlets
could stop treating me

289
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,320
like I'm some paedo terrorist.

290
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,160
Are you suggesting a quid pro quo?

291
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,999
Who could ever say?

292
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,680
Well, that'd be you, Ma'am.

293
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,439
Because it sounds like you
just tried to bribe me.

294
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,759
No!

295
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,319
Ha! No, no - no, no, no, no, no!

296
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,479
No medals, no bribery,
no quid pro quo.

297
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,839
I don't even speak Latin. Dead
language. Who's got time for that? Not me.

298
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,479
I'm too busy hunting!

299
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,800
STEELE CHUCKLES

300
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,120
Hunting and killing.

301
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,239
That's one of mine.

302
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,639
It's a salmon.

303
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,679
Ah. Fish hunting - I do that, too.

304
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,999
You mean fishing?
Not the way I do it.

305
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,679
You ever hunt a kangaroo?

306
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,919
Does a bear shit in the woods?

307
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,319
Better not when I'm around
because I'll have shot it dead

308
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,639
before it can wipe its arse.

309
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,359
HE LAUGHS

310
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,119
THEY BOTH LAUGH

311
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,839
Well, well, well, I might have
had you pegged all wrong.

312
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,079
I was thinking you were just a
stuck-up incompetent waste of space.

313
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,839
And I took you for an avaricious,
insufferable old bore!

314
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,799
THEY LAUGH

315
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,119
How wrong we both were! Wrong.

316
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,599
Yeah, well, maybe we can find a way
of working to our mutual benefit.

317
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,319
Are you suggesting...

318
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,839
a quid pro quo?

319
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,360
Who could ever say?

320
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,759
I'm taking my mother roo hunting
this weekend. You should join us.

321
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,399
What do you reckon we roll our
sleeves up and get our hands...

322
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,319
"Nice and bloody"?!

323
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,119
That's how our hands will be
after we've been hunting -

324
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,759
"nice and bloody".

325
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,439
That's disgusting. Yes. It is.

326
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,919
As you will soon discover,
because you're coming with me.

327
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,799
No, I can't go hunting.
No - I'm vegan.

328
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,159
Well, I suggest you load up
on hemp balls, Pollyanna,

329
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,960
because you're going
to need your energy.

330
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,599
Another day, another dip
in the polls for Queen Georgiana.

331
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,319
She wants to recall the $5 note

332
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,559
because she doesn't
like the picture.

333
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,079
I mean, what an egomaniac.

334
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,919
This is going to cost our bank
millions of dollars

335
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,760
so she can look prettier
on our $5 note.

336
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,839
No!

337
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,039
Oh, yuck.

338
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,559
Oh, my - is that a man?

339
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,799
It doesn't look good to me.
It doesn't look good at all.

340
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,599
HE LAUGHS

341
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,879
The entitlement of this -
I'm just furious.

342
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,999
She is treating our currency

343
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,559
like her private Instagram.

344
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,519
"I don't like my picture.
I want a new filter."

345
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,959
Was that the first time she saw
the photo, or did she saw...

346
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,759
Did she see the photo... She would
have had to see the photo. Exactly.

347
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,159
So it's just a waste of money.

348
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,239
You need to let go of this idea
of changing the note.

349
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,639
Absolutely not!

350
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,039
Public opinion
is trending against it!

351
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,439
You can't trust the public -
they don't know anything!

352
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,239
With the greatest respect, Ma'am,

353
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,599
where YOU'RE concerned,
public opinion is everything.

354
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,919
They are our litmus test
and our scoreboard all in one.

355
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,040
I grew up in the public eye.

356
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,079
A little fat ginger princess.

357
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,879
The lesser of the two royals.

358
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,599
And while my golden child
of a brother could do no wrong,

359
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,759
I was vilified for wearing glasses
and eating crisps.

360
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,759
The only words of encouragement I
got from my largely absent parents

361
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,679
were, "Well, darling, no-one
likes a four-eyed tubster!"

362
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,839
So, with the greatest respect,
Zoe...

363
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,679
while public opinion
may be everything,

364
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,119
the public can be ignorant
and shallow and cruel.

365
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,839
And if they think I'm going to allow
my ascendancy to this throne

366
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,239
be commemorated with a pocket-sized
opportunity to mock me

367
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,239
every time they pay
for their macchiato,

368
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,359
they're very much mistaken.

369
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,919
Now...

370
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,719
set up a meeting
at the Reserve Bank

371
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,679
at which I will tell them they must
reprint all the notes.

372
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,199
And if they question this
catastrophically vain

373
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,439
and reckless course of action,

374
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,359
I will kindly remind them

375
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360
THAT I'M THE FUCKING QUEEN!

376
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,719
I mean...

377
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,520
she did love her crisps.

378
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,799
Your Majesty. Don't get up,
Mr Walsh. This won't take long.

379
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,239
I believe you know why I'm here.

380
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,559
Indeed I do, Ma'am.

381
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,599
So allow me to get to
the heart of the matter.

382
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,799
Setting aside your obvious upset
at the unfortunate mix-up,

383
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,319
it is my duty to remind you
that your role as queen -

384
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,919
while clearly a
benefit to Australia -

385
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,239
is purely ceremonial

386
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,479
in terms of your relationship
with the Reserve Bank,

387
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,199
making your views immaterial.

388
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,839
Any further interference
regarding the banknotes

389
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,039
could be considered a violation
of federal laws

390
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,400
and leave you open to prosecution.

391
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,880
Oh, well, if you can't do it,
you can't do it.

392
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,480
Bye!

393
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,280
It was worth a try!

394
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,560
Who fancies a froyo?

395
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,999
MUSIC: Big Rock Candy Mountain
by Harry McClintock

396
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,759
♪ One evening, as the sun went down

397
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,479
♪ And the jungle fire was burning

398
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,919
♪ Down the track came a hobo hiking

399
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,839
♪ And he said, boys, I'm not turning

400
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,719
♪ I'm headed for a land
that's far away

401
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,199
♪ Beside the crystal fountains

402
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,839
♪ So come with me
We'll go and see

403
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,839
♪ The Big Rock Candy Mountains... ♪

404
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,599
You all right there, Grizzly Adams?

405
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,239
This feels so wrong.

406
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,919
I worked for the Humane Society
in Oatley when I left uni.

407
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,559
If they could see me now...

408
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,759
We are in the middle
of bum-fuck nowhere.

409
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,439
I think your secret's safe here.

410
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,559
Ma'am, I apologise in advance if my
anxiety gets the better of me today

411
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,959
and I don't use proper protocol.

412
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,719
Your lack of ceremony will be
the least of our problems today.

413
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,400
VEHICLE APPROACHES

414
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,679
Your Majesty, I'd like you
to meet my mother, June.

415
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,719
Well, this is lovely.
Pleasure to meet you.

416
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,119
You're holding it upside down, son.

417
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,599
We've got a lovely day for it.

418
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,199
You like to hunt, June?

419
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,639
Oh, she likes to do more than
just hunt, don't you, Mum?

420
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,999
Yeah - like to skin 'em, too.

421
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,399
Nothing better than being elbow-deep
in the entrails of a wild beast

422
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,439
and walking away with a new rug.

423
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,559
All right, should we get going?

424
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,080
Go on!

425
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,719
Good boy. Ha-ha!

426
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,759
Is there anything more peaceful
than...

427
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,959
being out here just
at one with nature?

428
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,279
LOUD GUNSHOT

429
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,759
Got the bastard!
Go get him, Oscar - go get him!

430
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,359
OSCAR BARKS

431
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,399
You certainly are at home
with a gun in your hands.

432
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,439
Ooh, you should see her
with a bow and arrow. Oh!

433
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,079
Stick an apple on his head
and I'll split it at 30 yards.

434
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,639
Oh! Maybe later, but that's
definitely happening.

435
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,319
So, Richard, I was just very keen to
pick up on our last discussion...

436
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,959
LOUD GUNSHOT

437
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,999
Got it! Go get him, Oscar!

438
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,479
Oh, great, now I'm deaf.

439
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,000
BARKING

440
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,399
I'm just saying, it makes
sense, doesn't it?

441
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,719
The Queen and the media mogul
working together for their mutual benefit.

442
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,760
Too easy! Sh!

443
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,599
Here he is. What is it?

444
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,839
It's a kangaroo, you idiot.

445
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,239
It's beautiful.

446
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,959
This is the big buck I've been
trying to get for the last year.

447
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,079
He is really sneaky...
WHISPERS: so keep quiet.

448
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,359
LOUDLY: Absolutely - we wouldn't want it
to hop away before we blast its head off.

449
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,519
BIRDS CALL

450
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,119
HE COUGHS LOUDLY

451
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,160
Oh...

452
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,319
Oh, for fuck's sake!

453
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,559
My bad. Right, that's it.
We're splitting up.

454
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,039
Better get your rifles
out of your arses

455
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,560
because no-one's going home
until we bag that roo!

456
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,999
I'm in actual hell.

457
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,279
Oh, no, it's all right, I've got it.

458
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,320
Ah!

459
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,399
We're not really going
to shoot anything, are we?

460
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,079
No, of course we're not
going to shoot anything!

461
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,479
God, I'm starving.
Well, you're in luck.

462
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,679
Pretty sure roo burgers
will be on the menu later.

463
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,799
You realise your anxiety's
gone to the next level?

464
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,519
Sorry. It's all right. Please
don't spoil it by apologising.

465
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,160
How are we going to get out of this?

466
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,039
Well, we could just fire off a
shot and say the roo ran away.

467
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,959
Oh, that's a very good idea, Ma'am.

468
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,999
Where? Anywhere.

469
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,839
LOUD GUNSHOT

470
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,400
PAINED ANIMAL CALL

471
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,519
You shot the roo.

472
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,359
It was an accident.
You killed the roo.

473
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,079
You told me to fire off a shot.
Yes, but not at the bloody roo!

474
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,559
I wasn't trying to shoot the roo!

475
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,879
There's only one thing out here

476
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,519
we didn't want to shoot
and you shot it!

477
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,799
It was your idea!

478
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,319
You are an awful, awful man!

479
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,719
ROO WHIMPERS

480
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,719
Oh, my God. It's not dead!

481
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,799
HE GASPS

482
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,079
Look what you've done!
You've not killed it!

483
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,799
You just said you didn't
want me to kill it!

484
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,799
I didn't want you to shoot it but, if you were going
to shoot it, you should have shot it and killed it,

485
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,479
not shot it and not killed it!
Oh, my head is exploding!

486
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,679
It is writhing in agony!

487
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,239
What are we going to do?

488
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,879
Shoot it and kill it, not shoot
it and not kill it again!

489
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,199
Why do I have to do it?
I already shot it once.

490
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,440
Exactly.

491
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,120
HE GRUNTS SHAKILY

492
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,639
ROO WHIMPERS

493
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,399
I can't do it. Oh-ho! My God,
look at the eyes!

494
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,319
Look, he's looking at me.

495
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,519
Oh, I feel sick.

496
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,319
God, you are absolutely the most
useless thing on this planet!

497
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,439
Give it to me.

498
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,760
Give! It! To! Me!

499
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,119
Oh, my God,
I see what you mean about the eyes!

500
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,439
I can't do it!

501
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,559
Maybe we could save him!
What?! How?!

502
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,239
Well, he's not looking too bad -
we could get him to a vet.

503
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,639
We can get him to a kangaroo vet.

504
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,719
Yes! Yes, there must
be one around here.

505
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,119
We will get him to a kangaroo
vet and we will save him.

506
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,399
You hear that, boy?
We're going to get you some help.

507
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,119
Everything's going to be OK.

508
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,159
Holy shit!

509
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,360
- LOUD GUNSHOT - Oh!

510
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,960
That's it, you beauties,
one last shot.

511
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,959
Now, I'm not going
to lie to you guys.

512
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,039
You had me really worried at first.

513
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,999
But I tell you, dropping
a roo from that distance,

514
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,679
and then going in close range,
looking him right in the eyes

515
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,759
and blowing his brains out!

516
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,119
You kidding me?

517
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,319
I assure you, I couldn't make it up.

518
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,360
Your Majesty...

519
00:23:44,361 --> 00:23:45,399
HE EXHALES

520
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,039
you are a stone-cold savage.

521
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,680
I'm all in.

522
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,439
Who's ready for some roo burgers?

523
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,800
- HE GAGS - Oh.

524
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,320
CLAMOURING

525
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,719
The note is officially
in circulation, Ma'am.

526
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,119
And may I commend you
on your very convincing speech,

527
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,359
which can't have been easy for you,
given how, shall we say,

528
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,159
viscerally you feel about it?

529
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,199
Mm. Know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em.

530
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,239
Know when to walk away? Quite.

531
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,439
And, lucky for me,
I never carry cash,

532
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,439
so I'll never have to look at
that rancid image again. Hm!

533
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,799
Thank you, Peter.

534
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,999
And, er,
well done on the Kenny Rogers catch!

535
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,399
HE CHUCKLES

536
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,799
Can we leave, please?

537
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,880
The whole place
smells of mini quiche.

538
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,439
Who's going to tell her
that's her official portrait?

539
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,960
God, not me.
I'd rather shoot another kangaroo.

540
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,400
TV CHANNELS CHANGING

541
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,439
the ongoing... No, thank you.
..the housing crisis...

542
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,759
No. Boring.

543
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,959
Couldn't expect it to be...
Commitment ceremony? Yes, please.

544
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,239
So... I'm staying.

545
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,719
That's... That's easy.

546
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,359
Yeah! Whoo!

547
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,559
Coming up after the break,
our couples...

548
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,079
We had a few nights together
and the banter was great and...

549
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,879
Oh, no... I honestly
thought we had a thing.

550
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,479
But she lured me in,

551
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,679
she spat me out.

552
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,720
And to shut me up, she gave me this.

553
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,919
Oh, no!

554
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,039
Which may or may not be

555
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,239
a royal heirloom.

556
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,759
Stunning revelations there.

557
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,479
And coming up, leaked photos

558
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,719
of Queen Georgiana

559
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,639
that have animal rights activists

560
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,879
up in arms.

561
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,039
FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!

562
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,720
♪ Oh, no

563
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,639
♪ Whose big idea was this, huh?

564
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,279
♪ Oh, no

565
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,839
♪ We had a good thing

566
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,719
♪ Now it looks like
we're stuck with it

567
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,199
♪ Oh, no

568
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,039
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle

569
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,639
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle
Oh, no

570
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,519
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle

571
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,319
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle
Oh, no

572
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,799
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle

573
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,400
♪ The vandal, too hot to handle... ♪