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[♪ Celtic music playing]

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Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,

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Enwrought with golden and silver light,

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The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,

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I would spread the cloths under your feet:

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But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

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I have spread my dreams under your feet;

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Tread softly--

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-For God's sake, Shelley. Not again!
-[Cameron] All right. Cut!

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-You can't fucking run in on a take.
-Cut!

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There's something on your lip.
Looks like your lunch.

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Seriously, I-I shouldn't have
taken a chance on you.

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[sighs]

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Did we get it?

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I think we got the first bit.

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Let's take five then get those landscapes.
We'll pick up the Declan shots tomorrow.

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Declan!

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Her first television shoot
and you treat her like crap all day?

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Perhaps my producer should've hired
a proper make-up girl.

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I'm saving money
so you can have your Irish locations.

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You're gonna screw your own show
if you don't stop being an asshole.

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You shouldn't call my dad an arsehole.

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Actually, Patrick, I called your father
an asshole because he's being an asshole.

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And you shouldn't tell your producer
what to do.

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This isn't about Shelley.

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It's about Maud and I'm not gonna
watch you take your frustrations out on us

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because your marriage imploded.

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Fuck you!

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Well, that's poetic. Ooh, is it Yeats?

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

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Cooled off?

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[music ends]

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It is magical here.

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Is this where you grew up?

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No, but we came here the year before
we had Patrick. Maud and I.

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It was a beautiful summer.

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We swam. We ate too much.
We drank too much.

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[Cameron chuckles]

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I was two years younger
than Patrick is now.

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It feels like a very long time ago.

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Look, I, uh…

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I shouldn't have lost my temper.

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I shouldn't have sworn at you
in front of the crew.

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[bird calling]

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[inhales sharply]
How long were you standing there?

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Long enough.

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[chuckles]

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[♪ opera music playing]

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[Patricia] David Edwards,

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known as Baa Baa Woolly Ramsbottom
of the Cotswold Loony Party,

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317 votes.

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Baa!

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[Patricia]
Gerald Middleton, Conservative Party,

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-36,106 votes.
-[crowd cheering]

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[Patricia] I do hereby declare
that Gerald Middleton is duly elected

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Member of Parliament
for Chalford and Bisley.

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[groans]

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Are you not staying to congratulate him?

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He doesn't need me
tarnishing his reputation.

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Anyway, I have a date.

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[Gerald] Thank you. Thank you.
[speaks indistinctly]

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[♪ "So Macho" playing]

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-[supporter 1] Well done!
-[supporter 2] Well done!

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[supporter 3 cheering]

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Campbell-Black?

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What are you doing here? Where's Arthur?

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Arthur's an Old Harrovian, Jeremy.

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Once he heard I needed a tête-à-tête
with BBC One's top dog,

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his Achilles flared up. Rotten luck.

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Am I detecting an ambush?

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Didn't you know,
squash was invented at Harrow?

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[♪ "So Macho" continues]

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[both grunting, panting]

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Fuck!

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[grunts]

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Before the PM invited me to resign,
we got on splendidly,

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which is how I know Auntie Beeb's
hanging by a thread

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and you've been tasked with
making programmes

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the public actually want to watch.

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So I've had an idea that
I think might be worth your while.

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Game ball.

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[grunts]

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[groans, pants]

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-Okay, I'm listening.
-[breathes heavily]

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So, shall we stop flirting
and get into bed together?

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[song continues through speakers]

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[knocking on door]

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Hmm.

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I apologised to Shelley.

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Olive branch?

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[phone ringing]

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Oh.

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[Rupert] Oh, hello, darling.
I hope you're wearing something tiny.

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Mmm, darling,
I'm not wearing anything at all.

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[chuckles] Declan?
I thought this was Cameron's room?

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It is. We're working.

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[Rupert] Excellent. Good you're together
'cause I have tremendous news.

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It's Rupert. He has tremendous news.

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I have personally secured Venturer
a prime-time slot on BBC One.

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Wait, what?

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[Rupert] Your BBC pal Jeremy and I agree

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that if there's one thing
the British love,

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it's famous people being silly
on television.

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Preferably famous people with a past.

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So I thought, use my fall from grace
for Venturer's benefit.

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Uh, wait there.

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Um…

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-[Beaver whines]
-Oh, Beaver, move, move. Beaver.

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-Wait, what's he saying?
-I don't know.

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They would like an hour special,
entertainment, family fun.

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Traditional Englishness
with a smatter of sex appeal.

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The BBC dumped Yeats because of you
and now they want your sex appeal?

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And yours.

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Rupert, what are you talking about?

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[Rupert] Oh! Hello, darling.
We have a slot.

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Before Howard's Way,
last Sunday in September.

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Jeremy says film it the week before,
keep it fresh.

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No, we'll still be in Ireland then.

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-Finish early.
-We can't "finish early".

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This is a huge boon for Venturer.

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Which you're no longer a part of.

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Declan, your poetry thingy is great
but only for bookworms really.

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This is prime time BBC
with a Venturer logo.

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Just get Cameron to do
her ball breaker act and hurry them along.

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-Okay, Declan?
-No.

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[dial tone]

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[♪ intriguing music playing]

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They hung up.

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[whines]

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-I'm calling him back actually--
-No, no, no. No.

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No, I'm telling him he's being a dumb-ass.

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No, he's right.

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The documentary is elitist,
that's why we like it.

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But this could show them
that we could do everything.

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[phone ringing]

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Hello.

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[Declan] Okay, we can do it.
But you have massive mountains to move.

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Who have you spoken to, to be involved?

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Mrs O'Hara, what does it mean
to be working in television

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after all your years in the theatre?

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It's an honour to be part
of such a beloved show.

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And wh-what can you tell our readers
about series three?

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[Maud] Well,
we're keeping the storylines under wraps,

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but as Lady Arabella, it will be my job
to keep these boys in line…

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[chuckles] …so I'll enjoy that. [chuckles]

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And how does your husband feel
about you working for Lord Baddingham?

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Oh, Simon, you had to ask.

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[Maud] Declan has his career
and I have mine.

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I don't know much
about television franchises,

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but I do know a great script
when I read one.

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-[♪ mischievous music playing]
-[camera shutters clicking]

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[moos]

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Happy?

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Couldn't be happier.
He was eating out of your hand.

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-[chuckles]
-Well done.

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Spot of lunch?

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It's 10:30 in the morning
and I'm wanted at a costume fitting.

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Well, you're wanted in lots of places.

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[inhales deeply]

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As lovely as the offer is, Tony,

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I think I should, uh, lunch at home.

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Declan waiting for you?

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No, he's off shooting in Ireland.

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The house is like a ghost town,
but nevertheless…

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[clicks tongue] Ever the professional.

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[inhales sharply]
You and I both know that that is not true.

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[Sandra] Ready for you, Maud.

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[Maud] Oh, thank you!

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[sighs, exhales]

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Monica?

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Oh… [sighs]

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[inhales sharply]

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I've been persuaded to appear
on How to Stay Married.

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Isn't it ridiculous?

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Are you learning your lines?

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Oh, no. [chuckles]
No, Tony wrote some things down for me.

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I really am not used to
this sort of thing.

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Going on television. [inhales sharply]

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Just smile and be yourself.

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Oh, myself would be at home with the dogs.

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I don't know how you do it.

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Well, rampant narcissism.

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[chuckles]

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How's Four Men going?

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It's nerve-wracking.

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[Monica] You will be wonderful.
You always are.

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That's why I suggested you for Titania.

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Monica…

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Do I look all right?

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I feel awfully overdone.

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You need a lot more, um…
than normal when you're on TV.

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It's the… It's the studio lights.

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[clicks tongue] Mmm.

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[♪ television jingle playing]

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Five, four, three…

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Good evening, and welcome to…

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[both] How To Stay Married.

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With me, James Vereker.

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And me, Lizzie, his wife.

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And on tonight's series finale,

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we talk to a couple
very close to our hearts.

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[James] Corinium's Managing Director
and Chairman, Lord Tony Baddingham,

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and his good wife, Lady Monica Baddingham.

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Now, Monica, you've been married
for 19 years, is that right?

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-Oh, goodness, is it that long?
-[James chuckles]

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Cut to camera two.

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Well, no, of course I know
how long we've been married,

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-it's just, um--
-Well, time flies when you're having fun.

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Why's he putting her through this?

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Family values.

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Nothing at all to do with
the franchise bid.

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[Tony] Well, I couldn't have hoped
for a better wife.

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Monica's always understood
the job that I do.

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The late nights, the long working lunches.

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Last-minute trips to London,

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all that's part and parcel of
a television executive's life.

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But I couldn't have done it without
her patience, her steadfast support.

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Poor Monica.

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[Tony] Monica's my rock.

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She looks appalling.

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[chuckles]

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[Lizzie] So, help us,
you seem to have cracked the code.

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What's the secret to a perfect marriage?

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Oh, there's no secret really,
it's actually quite simple.

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You have to be respectful of each other,

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never take each other for granted.

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Infinite forgiveness.

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Communication.

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-Yes, and never bottle things up.
-Fabulous. And--

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Um, 'cause marriage takes work.

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You have to let each other
grow and change,

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and still be the person
who loves them best of all.

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Knowing that whatever they do,

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they're most at home
when they're with you.

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Whatever they do. [chuckles]

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Not that Tony would ever…

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We've-We've always been
absolutely devoted to each other.

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[James] Well, that's just lovely.

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So, would you both agree that
honesty is the best policy?

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Oh, it's the only policy
for any relationship.

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[breathes shakily]

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[James] Wise words from a wise man.
Good couple.

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-Wise couple.
-You okay, Mummy?

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-[James] It's rather emotional, isn't it?
-It's not finished.

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-Um, the dogs need to go out.
-[James] I think we all agree,

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-you're a very lucky lady.
-[door opens]

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[James] Well done, Lady Baddingham.

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Darling?

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Well, I can't think why that make-up girl
put all that stuff on my face.

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00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,720
I looked like a birthday cake.

251
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,960
You didn't at all,
but I'm sorry you were uncomfortable.

252
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,080
Oh, my sister's going to have a field day
when she sees it.

253
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,200
Araminta would give her right arm
to be on television.

254
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,080
And that's the arm she drinks with.

255
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,960
Oh, darling.

256
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,200
I can't thank you enough for doing
that silly little show with me.

257
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,120
We're winning this thing thanks to you.

258
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,280
Good. Well, I'm just glad it's all over.

259
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,800
If you're working late tonight,

260
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,760
I wonder whether it might be
better for you

261
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,920
to move your things back into your room

262
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,600
so that you don't wake me up
when you come to bed.

263
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,760
Yeah, of course, darling.

264
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,640
Come on, dogs.

265
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,520
Dogs.

266
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,360
[dogs bark]

267
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,240
-[crows cawing]
-[birds chirping]

268
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,520
[♪ pensive piano music playing]

269
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,960
[sighs]

270
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,720
[dogs barking]

271
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,920
Come on, this way. This way. Come on.

272
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,320
[owl hooting]

273
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,320
[animal screeches]

274
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,240
[doorbell rings]

275
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320
[piano music stops]

276
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,440
[sighs]

277
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,720
Late night at the office, is it?

278
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,600
Or last-minute trip to London?

279
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,600
The television executive life.

280
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,520
I suppose this would class as attending
to the needs of my biggest star.

281
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,640
My needs?

282
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,280
[♪ dangerous music playing]

283
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,200
Are you going to invite me in?

284
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,840
[inhales deeply]

285
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,400
[exhales]

286
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:48,200
I don't know what happens if
I allow you to cross the threshold.

287
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,360
Shall we try and find out?

288
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,000
I don't seem to have burst into flames.

289
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,080
Have you?

290
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,640
I don't know that I've been in this house
since your husband left Corinium.

291
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,480
No, and for good reason.

292
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,680
Have they all left you by yourself?

293
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,560
Mmm. Taggie's at a catering gig.

294
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,400
Declan's still in Ireland?

295
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,000
Mm-hmm. But I have a very stupid dog
to protect me,

296
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,280
so don't be trying anything.

297
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,360
I wouldn't dare.

298
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,160
I heard you playing.

299
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,600
Play for me.

300
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,280
[sighs, clicks tongue] Mmm.

301
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,480
[piano playing]

302
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,480
Oh, these are wonderful.

303
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,560
Helps they were 25 years ago.

304
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,840
You've been a lot of people, haven't you?

305
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:10,080
I've been a lot of
different hysterical women.

306
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,600
Do you ever forget who you are?

307
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,600
Only when I'm not acting.

308
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,440
[Tony exhales heavily]

309
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,880
[♪ suspenseful music playing]

310
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,120
[breathing heavily]

311
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,240
[Maud chuckles]

312
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,520
[moaning]

313
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,840
[both breathing heavily, moaning]

314
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,720
[Tony inhales deeply]

315
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,800
That might be from 25 years ago,
but you're far more beautiful now.

316
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,880
[laughs] Oh, you say all the right things.

317
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,120
I mean it. You should see yourself,
you're exquisite.

318
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,240
I wish I could take a picture of you now.

319
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,960
Didn't have you down as a photographer.

320
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,480
I'll have you know,
before I sold my soul to advertising,

321
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,840
I was a professional.

322
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,880
Pounding the streets of New York
with a camera bag full of ideals.

323
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,520
[chuckles]

324
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,280
Are you laughing at me having ideals?

325
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,920
No, I just didn't know
you were a photographer.

326
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,080
[inhales sharply]
Well, I very nearly wasn't.

327
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,360
At 15, I bought my first camera
with birthday money.

328
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,680
I took it everywhere.

329
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,400
Told my dad I wanted to be a photographer.

330
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,240
It was the first time I'd been honest

331
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,160
about not following him
into the family business

332
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,680
he'd worked so hard to build.

333
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,720
Dad grabbed the camera
and pulled the film out in a long spiral.

334
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,360
I can still see his face as he did it.

335
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,520
Camera ended up out the window,
smashed on the drive.

336
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,600
He didn't say a word about it after that.

337
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,160
And it didn't stop you doing it?

338
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,280
I do tend to go after what I want.

339
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,720
[♪ sweeping, whimsical music playing]

340
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,760
-[horse whinnies]
-Go again?

341
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,000
Open your shirt.

342
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480
More than half your audience are female.

343
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,760
-We like chest hair.
-Really?

344
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,480
Well, if it's good enough for Tom Selleck?

345
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,720
[Mike chuckles]

346
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,800
[clicks tongue]

347
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,800
Is that true? The chest hair?

348
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,000
Women love the rug.

349
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,160
[♪ sweeping, whimsical music playing]

350
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,880
Sex on a stick.

351
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,840
On a horse.

352
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,000
[music ends]

353
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,560
[Cameron] I mean, she's youthful, here,
we can get her for free.

354
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,480
Taggie's not here to force you to eat,
so corned beef and mustard.

355
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560
Good man.

356
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,360
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Done.

357
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,320
[Patrick] Nathalie Perrault?

358
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,840
From Mum's play?

359
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,240
Yeah, she won't like that.

360
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,040
Your mother doesn't work for Venturer.

361
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,240
I don't like it either,
but Nathalie's still so mad for Rupert

362
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,960
that I've convinced her agent
that she'll host just for the exposure.

363
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,240
Host what?

364
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320
Have you two finally decided on
what it is?

365
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,120
Yeah. Take a seat.

366
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,280
So…

367
00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:00,080
you ask the man on the street
what Rupert is famous for and they say?

368
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,720
Bonking his way around Britain.

369
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,680
Excuse me?

370
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,920
[Declan] Next famous?

371
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,560
An unhealthy need to win.

372
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,320
You could put it like that.

373
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,080
I'd call it competitiveness.

374
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,840
So our new show
is the ultimate competition.

375
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,920
A medieval tournament pitting a team
of Rupert's glamorous pals…

376
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,280
Hmm. Glamorous international pals.

377
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,560
…against a team captained by yours truly.

378
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,840
A cheeky nod to British history.

379
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,960
Winners get prizes. Losers get gunged.

380
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,480
Hopefully Rupert.

381
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,680
We also sell it to NBC.
They're already keen.

382
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,080
The Golden Gauntlet as the title.

383
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,320
Only the bold…

384
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,080
-…will win the gold.
-[Cameron chuckles]

385
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,920
[chuckles]

386
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,160
Uh, Cameron, can we talk about the colour
and the consistency of the gunge?

387
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,400
Sure.

388
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,720
-Uh, nice work today.
-Yes, well done.

389
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,120
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

390
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,520
Isn't it a huge risk letting Rupert
set this up while you're away?

391
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,640
[sighs] I mean,
everyone deserves a second chance.

392
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,160
Not everyone it seems.

393
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,680
Perhaps it's time you gave up
on you and Cameron.

394
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,120
Would you ever give up on Mum?

395
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
[clicks tongue]

396
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,280
Remember, Fred-Fred,
no cigars or cigarettes at work.

397
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,800
Tomorrow's World says
that smoking causes cancer.

398
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,560
Yeah. [sighs] Love you too, Val.

399
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,960
[lighter clicks]

400
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,800
Dad? Isn't that my field?

401
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
[♪ dramatic music playing]

402
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,240
-[engine revving]
-[tyres squealing]

403
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,320
Mr Jones. Reception really
shouldn't have let you up here.

404
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,640
[stammers] Lord B is not to be disturbed.

405
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,800
No.

406
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160
Freddie.

407
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,840
One of our fax machines on the blink?

408
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,880
I was buying that field for Sharon.

409
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,200
Oh, yes.

410
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,920
But gazumping is such fun.

411
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,960
Ladies and gentlemen,
give Ginger and I a moment.

412
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,520
And miss all the testosterone?

413
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,480
What the fuck are you playing at, Tony?

414
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,600
Always be on the lookout for
new business opportunities, you know that.

415
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,680
And I'm pretty certain Baddingham Estates
will make a bucket of money for me.

416
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,160
And a wonderful daily view for you.

417
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,200
What's the house called again?

418
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,040
Bella Vista?

419
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960
[♪ dramatic music continues]

420
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,040
[music ends]

421
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,040
Can't stand disappointing my kids.

422
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,240
Fucking Tony.

423
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,320
Can't believe you share genes
with that fucker.

424
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,760
My genes and I would like to apologise.

425
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,920
Come on, we know
my brother's a world-class shit.

426
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,920
Well, we need to keep our wits about us.

427
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,040
Rupert? That's why the Golden Gauntlet
needs to be great.

428
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,520
And then boom, you're back in business,

429
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,560
all that lot change their tune,
just you wait.

430
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,520
I do feel awful for Taggie though.
I mean, what are they thinking?

431
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,400
What was who thinking?

432
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,680
Well, it looks like the O'Haras
forgot Taggie's birthday today,

433
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,760
the whole lot of them.

434
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,360
-What?
-[Kevin] Poor Taggie.

435
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,120
-What's that about Taggie?
-Her birthday today, apparently.

436
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,560
Twenty-first and all.

437
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,480
I mean, we all remember Patrick's 21st.

438
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,480
Mmm. He had a fivesome that night.

439
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,440
-[Freddie chuckles]
-Happy New Year. [chuckles]

440
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,960
I walked into that.

441
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,480
Disgusting.

442
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,080
-[thunder rumbling]
-[crows cawing]

443
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200
[knocks on door]

444
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280
[exhales deeply]

445
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,440
What are you doing here?

446
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,760
Oh, God, it's raining. Come in.

447
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,360
Um, well, um…

448
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,640
I heard it was someone's 21st birthday.

449
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,680
[chuckles] It is.

450
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,920
But, um, Daddy's away, so…

451
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,160
Yeah, um…

452
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,200
I'm sorry though.

453
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,720
You should have a party as big
as Patrick's. This place was packed.

454
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,160
[chuckles] I… I don't want a party,
it's okay.

455
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,360
How have you been?

456
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,280
Flying by the seat of my jodhpurs
as usual.

457
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,080
Everyone seems very excited
about your Golden Gauntlet.

458
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,000
Are, uh, Tab and Marcus coming?

459
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,800
Um, well, Helen would never allow that.
Baby steps.

460
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,080
[whining]

461
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,160
Uh… your picnic's making a noise.

462
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,920
That's because it's not a picnic.

463
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,000
It's your birthday present.

464
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,520
[chuckles] Oh, my…

465
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,760
[gasps]

466
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,680
[♪ spellbinding music playing]

467
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,800
[chuckles]

468
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,480
Oh, my goodness! He's gorgeous.

469
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,200
-Oh, he's very affectionate!
-Well, he's got good taste.

470
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,000
[chuckles] Thank you. [chuckles]

471
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,440
[chuckles] Thank you so much.

472
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,000
He's adorable.

473
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,880
Oh, Rupe! Here's a surprise.

474
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,720
Hey, you beat me to it.

475
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,640
Uh, uh, so Bas heard
it was my birthday too.

476
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,120
-He's b-brought over dinner.
-[Basil] Hmm.

477
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,360
Uh, I'm sure it could stretch.
It's, uh, chicken and pesto.

478
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,600
Yeah. Yeah. With lots of basil!

479
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,320
-[chuckles] Um…
-[Basil chuckles]

480
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,200
…no, I've got plans.

481
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:25,000
-But enjoy the, um, presto.
-Uh, pesto.

482
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,160
Uh, thank you for the puppy.

483
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
-From you?
-Oh!

484
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,000
Whoa, it's cute.

485
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,280
-Gertrude! Come on.
-[Basil] Gertrude, what's this?

486
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,400
-Come and say hello.
-You like that?

487
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,080
She's very affectionate. Oh!

488
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,320
-[Taggie] …little darling.
-Happy birthday, Angel.

489
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,320
-[Taggie] Lots of kisses and cuddles.
-[Basil] Nice.

490
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,920
-[Rupert] Naughty note for the milkman?
-Oh, God.

491
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,040
Oh…

492
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,760
I, uh, look bloated on camera.

493
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,880
James is switching me to semi-skimmed.

494
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,880
Wanker.

495
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,760
Careful, the wanker's watching.

496
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,240
-[Rupert chuckles]
-[chuckles] Oh.

497
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,440
Now, listen, um,
I know it means crossing enemy lines,

498
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,360
but will you come
and watch the filming tomorrow?

499
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,800
Between us,
I'm not at all sure of my reception,

500
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,080
and Freddie's gonna be there.

501
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,760
We're meant to be staying away
from each other.

502
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,120
Well, Mrs Makepiece needs volunteers
for the Brownies' refreshments stall.

503
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,640
You could wrangle the Ribena.

504
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,360
-[chuckles] Wrangle the Ribena?
-Mm-hmm.

505
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,760
-Very good.
-[Rupert laughs]

506
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,040
[chuckles]

507
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,560
Oh, I'll think about it.

508
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,080
[breathes deeply]

509
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,880
Good girl.

510
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,280
Oh, no, no, no. No…

511
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:50,680
-You don't need semi-skimmed.
-[Lizzie chuckles]

512
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,720
Thank you.

513
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,800
[♪ intriguing music playing]

514
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,200
What did that hooligan want?

515
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Uh, I think he just wanted
to see a friendly face.

516
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,240
Well, I'm forbidding you
to fraternise with him from now on.

517
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,240
[sniffs]

518
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,760
-Oh, and Lizzie?
-Hmm?

519
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,160
[James] Please don't use my bath pearls
without asking.

520
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,600
There were eight here last night,
now there's only three.

521
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,040
Little bit of a selfish Sally,
don't you think?

522
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,120
[exhales deeply]

523
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160
[sighs]

524
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,640
Well, before I leave you all
to catch the overnight ferry,

525
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,640
I just want to say this shoot
has been the best!

526
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,400
[crew cheers]

527
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,120
To be honest, when I first worked
with Cameron and Declan,

528
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,240
whoa, the way they snapped at each other…

529
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,680
[chuckles] …I was gobsmacked,

530
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,040
but… [exhales deeply]
…all of that passion, that is gold dust.

531
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,960
And if just one speck of that
has made it into our programme,

532
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,760
I'm sure it'll be a smash.

533
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,560
So I would like to propose a toast
to Cameron and Declan.

534
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,640
-[coin clinks]
-[crew] To Cameron and Declan!

535
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,480
And to beautiful Ireland.

536
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,480
[crew] To Ireland!

537
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,560
[♪ "Super Freak" playing]

538
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,600
I don't know… I'm-I'm too old for that.

539
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,400
Oh, come on, you're not that old.

540
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,120
[laughs]

541
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,040
-[song stops]
-[knock at door]

542
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,280
[Tony] Enter.

543
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,640
[door opens]

544
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,920
Ah!

545
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,040
What do you think?

546
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,280
[scoffs]

547
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,000
I think you could
take a better photograph.

548
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,520
Actually, I got you something.

549
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,920
[clears throat]

550
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,720
The camera boys put me
onto this photography shop.

551
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,120
I hoped it might be
like the one your da smashed?

552
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,560
[stammers] I'm… I'm sorry.

553
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,560
Look, I-I can take it back, it's… [scoffs]

554
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,680
My father didn't smash it.

555
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,000
-Well, he threw it out the window.
-I said it went out of the window.

556
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,120
I threw it as an alternative
to smashing it into his face.

557
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,920
[chuckles]

558
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
[laughing]

559
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,320
Thank you.

560
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,320
I'm touched.

561
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,240
[♪ "Word Up!" playing]

562
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,880
[Maud moans]

563
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,000
That's it.

564
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,920
Slow down.

565
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,040
There's no rush.

566
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,440
This time in three months,
we'll know if we've won.

567
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,600
I was just wondering, is there life
after the franchise for me and Rupert?

568
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,440
[lighter flicks closed]

569
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,400
I'd like to think so.

570
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,040
I've grown very fond of you both.

571
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,000
Both of us?

572
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,760
-[chuckles]
-Hmm.

573
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,680
Under all that chain mail,
you're as soft as thistledown.

574
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,360
[chuckles]

575
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,640
Why were you so awful to Patrick?

576
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,000
Maybe I liked him too much.

577
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,520
And there was Tony.

578
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,320
[inhales deeply]

579
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,040
And you.

580
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Well, I knew you disapproved of me.

581
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,320
Well, I know you better now,

582
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,720
and Patrick would suit you
much more than Rupert.

583
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,760
And he wouldn't mess you about.

584
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,600
Maud messes you about.

585
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,200
When you came to Corinium,
I did my research.

586
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,600
Among all the column inches
on your career,

587
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,960
there was Maud photographed
with one man, on the arm of another.

588
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,120
Sipping Martinis with Bono?

589
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,320
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
B-Bono is a family friend.

590
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,760
Mmm. [chuckles]

591
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,200
If you marry someone like Maud,

592
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,880
you accept that beautiful people
are not governed

593
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,720
by the same rules as ordinary mortals.

594
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,360
She's not so beautiful
she gets to take you for granted.

595
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,800
Maud knows she could never better
what she has with me.

596
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,360
-She does it for flattery.
-Mm-hmm.

597
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,200
And for the relief from the loneliness

598
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,360
that anyone living with a workaholic
has to endure.

599
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,160
It's a pretty fucked up idea of marriage.

600
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,120
[chuckling]

601
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,840
Yeah.

602
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,480
Have you ever cheated on her?

603
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,120
Have you ever wanted to?

604
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,480
Not until tonight.

605
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,800
Then it isn't just me.

606
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,200
[♪ dangerous music plays]

607
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,160
When you create something
you both know is special,

608
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,360
it's natural to want
some kind of consummation.

609
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,600
It happens on television shoots
all the time.

610
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,720
Not like this.

611
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,120
Let's…

612
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,440
go upstairs.

613
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,640
It would complicate things.

614
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,120
I can deal with complications.

615
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
[♪ "Ging Gang Goolie" playing]

616
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,480
[brownie] ♪ Ging gang goolie
Goolie goolie goolie watcha ♪

617
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,680
♪ Ging gang goo, ging gang goo ♪

618
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,000
[all] ♪ Ging gang goolie
Goolie goolie goolie watcha ♪

619
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,200
♪ Ging gang goo, ging gang goo ♪

620
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,400
♪ Hayla, hayla, shayla ♪

621
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,240
♪ Hayla, shayla, hayla, ho ♪

622
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,440
♪ Hayla, hayla, shayla ♪

623
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,920
♪ Hayla, shayla, hayla, ho ♪

624
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,200
♪ Shali walli, shali walli
Shali walli, shali walli ♪

625
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,000
♪ Umpa, umpa, umpa! ♪

626
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,680
[song fades]

627
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,640
-[vocalising softly]
-[dog whines]

628
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,760
-When did we get another dog?
-Oh, it's from Rupert for my birthday.

629
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,040
[gasps]

630
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,040
Oh, my God, it was your birthday.

631
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,240
Oh, that's so awful of me.

632
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,160
-H-How--
-What, how old was I?

633
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,360
No. Well, I know how old you are.
I'm not that bad.

634
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,680
Well, at least it wasn't a big one.

635
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,320
Oh, fuck, it was your 21st!

636
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,840
You know, you're always saying
how you nearly died having me.

637
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,400
-It's like--
-You turned up early,

638
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,040
which is why
I can never remember the date!

639
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,320
Oh, I want to kill myself.

640
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,120
-[Taggie] Oh, Mummy, don't do that!
-What?

641
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,400
Be so dramatically cross that
there's no room for me to be.

642
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,880
I'm sorry.

643
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,720
I really am.

644
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,400
[sighs] It's okay.

645
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,400
Look, I don't expect you
to remember my birthday.

646
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,880
Oh.

647
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,360
Why don't you come
and watch the filming with me?

648
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,000
And Caitlin's coming from school.

649
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,480
I'm sure Daddy
would love to see you there.

650
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,760
[Declan] No, I understand the concern.
Completely.

651
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,280
But how about we shoot the show,
and then we decide?

652
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,920
The shooting of the show
seems an inevitability right now.

653
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,400
[Rupert] Oh, yes.

654
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,040
Darling, this is,
uh, this is Nathalie Perrault.

655
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,280
You have made it rather
tricky for us to say no.

656
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,640
[Rupert] Uh, this is Cameron…

657
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,920
I don't want to sound like a daddy's boy,

658
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,480
but I promised my father Rupert
was out of the company.

659
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,920
Today, Rupert is a freelancer
just like any other.

660
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,240
But he put all this together by himself.

661
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,440
I was in Ireland.

662
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,920
He worked his backside off.

663
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,960
I am risking my neck
to direct the show today.

664
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,560
Tony would have me hung, drawn,
and quartered.

665
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:19,000
But I believe in Venturer,
and I trust Declan's judgement.

666
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,560
I think it's right that we support Rupert.

667
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,640
[Declan] If it's incredible,

668
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,800
maybe we'll all be convinced
to bring him back.

669
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880
The champagne should be cooling
in your dressing room.

670
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,760
And, um, we'll have
a big party afterwards.

671
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,240
I was very disappointed
when Mrs Jones telephoned.

672
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,920
Sneaking off here, of all places,
to watch Rupert's Golden Gauntlet.

673
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,040
This would really upset your father.

674
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,800
It was my duty to inform you, Mon-Mon.

675
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,720
When I saw them sneaking over the ha-ha,
I got straight onto the car phone.

676
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,880
-Didn't I, Sharon?
-Yeah, straight on the phone. Sorry.

677
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,200
-[Monica] What were you thinking, Archie?
-It was my idea, Mummy.

678
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,120
Yes, but Archie shouldn't
have gone along with it.

679
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,800
He's old enough to know better.
Now let's go.

680
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,320
-Hello, Enid.
-[Archie] Hey.

681
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400
How are you?

682
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,880
They've hired
some medieval fanfare trumpets.

683
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,840
I'm quite excited.

684
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,960
Mummy, guess who else is here?

685
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,360
-Who?
-The tennis player.

686
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,120
Your favourite.

687
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,440
No.

688
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,360
We could just stay for a bit, couldn't we?

689
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,600
All right.

690
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,240
As long as nobody utters a word to Daddy.

691
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,640
You can sit with me.

692
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,280
-[Charles] Five, four, three…
-[♪ fanfare playing]

693
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040
…two, one, and action Floor.

694
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mesdames et Messieurs.

695
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,200
Knights and knaves, dames
and damsels, you're all in for a treat.

696
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,160
But only the bold will win the gold.

697
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,040
We welcome you to…

698
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,880
The Golden Gauntlet!

699
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,800
-[crowd cheers]
-[♪ "Gold" playing]

700
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,560
-♪ Gold ♪
-♪ Gold ♪

701
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,760
♪ Always believe in your soul ♪

702
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:56,920
♪ You've got the power to know
You're indestructible ♪

703
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,440
♪ Always believing ♪

704
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,960
-♪ You are gold ♪
-♪ Gold ♪

705
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,280
♪ Glad that you're bound to return ♪

706
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,320
♪ Something I could have learned
You're indestructible ♪

707
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,800
♪ Always believing ♪

708
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,240
♪ That you are… ♪

709
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,160
[crowd cheers]

710
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,800
[Nathalie] Let us welcome our teams.

711
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,680
Team Rupert!

712
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,240
[crowd cheering]

713
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,920
[Rupert] Come on, blues!

714
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,800
And their formidable opponents,

715
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,480
Team Declan!

716
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,560
[cheering continues]

717
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,840
[crowd chanting] Declan! Declan!

718
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Declan! Declan! Declan!

719
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,160
[horse whinnies]

720
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,480
[♪ "Stand and Deliver" playing]

721
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,000
[both grunting]

722
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,200
Those two are so good together.

723
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,680
[no audible dialogue]

724
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,640
[shouts]

725
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440
This one too.

726
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,960
[laughs] That's made me want some mead.

727
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,280
-I'll go and get a round in.
-[Beattie] Rupert! Rupert.

728
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,280
How have you been?

729
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,240
What are you doing here?

730
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,880
It's a public event.

731
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,480
You all came to watch our Shakespeare.

732
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,960
I've come to watch your shambles.

733
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,000
[Bishop Brenton] It's not a shambles,
Miss Johnson.

734
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,720
It's bloody brilliant!

735
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,600
Well done, Rupert! [chuckles]

736
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,360
My sister really wants
to bonk your brother.

737
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,880
Do you think she's pretty?

738
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,440
Well, Dom'll fuck anything.

739
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,560
What's your type then?

740
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,520
Get me six more pints and find out.

741
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,240
[Nathalie] And now for the archery!

742
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,560
[crowd cheering]

743
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,120
[in French] Allez les rouges!

744
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,800
[in English] Oh!
Oh, isn't she sublime? [chuckles]

745
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,560
I'm still not entirely happy
about all this.

746
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,840
You know Rupert isn't trying
to win Nathalie Perrault's heart.

747
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,120
He's trying to win yours.

748
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,760
[Nathalie] Let us see which of the
teams can win the heart of the princess.

749
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,920
[Rupert] When's Taggie's birthday?

750
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,120
[crowd oohing]

751
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,160
[crowd cheer]

752
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,960
Shit.

753
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,000
[Rupert] She does everything for you.

754
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,960
Without Taggie
the rest of you would starve.

755
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,160
[scoffs]

756
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,120
I don't know why
you're being so sanctimonious.

757
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,600
I'd look to your own house if I were you.

758
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,480
[crowd cheers]

759
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,800
[applause on TV]

760
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,360
[Nathalie] Nil points!

761
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,160
What do you mean by that?

762
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,560
Do you not think Cameron deserves better?

763
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,760
[crowd oohing]

764
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,320
Cameron's never had it better
than with me.

765
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,480
I'm not talking about sex,
you fucking caveman.

766
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,600
I'm just saying talk to her, that's all.

767
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,280
She's lonely.

768
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,880
[crowd cheers]

769
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,160
Freddie!

770
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,640
Hello, kids!

771
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,240
This is a laugh, innit? [chuckles]

772
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,400
I like your uniform.

773
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,200
I-I'm an owl.

774
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,880
-[chuckles]
-What a hoot.

775
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,440
[chuckles]

776
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,440
I-I mean, it suits you.

777
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,520
Mmm. [inhales sharply]

778
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,520
Better get that Perrier to Valerie
before it goes flat.

779
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,560
[sighs]

780
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,760
[Nathalie] Now for our final challenge!

781
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,720
-Let the tugging begin!
-[crowd cheering]

782
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,440
-[spectator 1] Come on, you blues!
-[spectator 2] Come on, Rupert!

783
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,080
Come on! Pull!

784
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,480
[all straining]

785
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,760
Pull!

786
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,000
[♪ opera music playing]

787
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,440
Come on, guys!

788
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,480
[Declan] Pull!

789
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,800
Put your back into it! Come on!

790
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,240
[teammate] Tug, Declan, tug!

791
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,600
Come on, lads! Go for victory!

792
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,040
Let's go! Pull!

793
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,480
Pull!

794
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,160
[all straining]

795
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,840
Yes!

796
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,520
[cheering]

797
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,680
Come on!

798
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,040
This isn't scripted.

799
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,600
Well, just keep the cameras rolling.

800
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,920
[chuckles]

801
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,400
[Nathalie] And the winner
of the Golden Gauntlet is…

802
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,160
[crowd oohing]

803
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,640
Team Declan!

804
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,200
-[cheers]
-[crowd cheering]

805
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,000
Come on!

806
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,120
[groans]

807
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,320
[chanting] Declan! Declan!

808
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,200
Yes!

809
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,880
[cheering continues]

810
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,840
And now for the losers…

811
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,200
-[crowd oohs]
-Gunge! Gunge!

812
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,880
[chanting] Gunge! Gunge! Gunge!

813
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,000
Gunge! Gunge! Gunge! Gunge!

814
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,240
[chanting continues]

815
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
[cheering]

816
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,000
[exclaims]

817
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,080
[laughing]

818
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,560
[Charles] Oh! [continues laughing]

819
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,480
-Ah. Shelley?
-Yep?

820
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,840
-You all right?
-[grunts]

821
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,200
-Staying for a drink?
-Oh, I wish you hadn't asked me to come.

822
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,480
-[exhales]
-What, didn't you enjoy it?

823
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,200
-I was glad you were here.
-Being near him…

824
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,520
Darling--

825
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,080
You know… [stammers]
…it's easy being silly in the summer

826
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,800
when the sun's shining
and everything feels possible.

827
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,080
[♪ heartbreaking music plays]

828
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,480
But it's September.

829
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,960
Time to put the rose-tinted glasses away.

830
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,480
Darling, you can't just--

831
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,040
I don't need you to play Cupid, Rupert.

832
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,400
Please.

833
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,440
-[sighs, chuckles]
-[chuckles]

834
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,720
I'm taking the children home
for supper with their father.

835
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,480
And well done.

836
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,600
It was brilliant.

837
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,120
Look at you!
How have you still got so much energy?

838
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,200
[child chuckles]

839
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,840
[Declan] I've missed you so much.

840
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,200
Every minute in Ireland
reminded me of you.

841
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,280
Of us.

842
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,840
I know I've made you sad, and lonely,

843
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,880
and I will kiss you better
for every moment of that

844
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,880
if you just give me another chance.

845
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,760
You used me for the cameras, Declan.

846
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,200
For all I know,
you missed me for the cameras too.

847
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,400
No.

848
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,840
No, I promise you.
Let-Let-Let me show you.

849
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,240
-I-I know I've been a shite husband.
-[scoffs]

850
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,240
Well, I haven't been the best wife.

851
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320
You are.

852
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,720
[♪ tender music plays]

853
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,400
You are the best wife.

854
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,920
Let's talk about this later,

855
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,280
just somewhere a little less public.

856
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,320
Let me take a shower
and then we can head home.

857
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,760
No.

858
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,720
You should congratulate Rupert.

859
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,320
You need to congratulate Rupert.
We should stay.

860
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,280
-You sure?
-Mmm.

861
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,320
Just wash off the gunge,
we'll, uh… we'll have a drink.

862
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,080
[breathes shakily]

863
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,840
[Valerie] It's so lovely
to get reacquainted today, Mon-Mon.

864
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,680
Well, I've missed you.

865
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,480
Mmm, thank you, Valerie.

866
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,320
-[chuckles]
-Mousie, I mean.

867
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,040
Once all of this
terrible franchise business is over,

868
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,320
well, you and I are
gonna be the best of friends.

869
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,400
I do like your cricket dress.

870
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,640
Really?

871
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,920
Thank you.

872
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,560
I'll put one by in the boutique for you.

873
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,320
Just pop in any time.

874
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,520
[chuckles] Bye.

875
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:20,360
Cheerio.

876
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,680
[engine starts]

877
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,600
Monica.

878
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:39,760
My German's a bit rusty,
but I asked her to sign it for you.

879
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,160
You'll have to keep it secret from Tony.

880
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,840
Yes. Yes, I will.

881
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,520
Thank you.

882
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,040
Mmm.

883
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,080
Dame Enid is such a funny fish.

884
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,720
Isn't she, Mummy?

885
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,400
Well, that's unkind, Beatrice.

886
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,120
People might say I'm a funny fish too.

887
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,160
Now, come on.

888
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,240
Home before Daddy misses us.

889
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,440
[car doors close]

890
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,280
Am I forgiven
for trying to muscle back in?

891
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,280
It was extremely sneaky of you.

892
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,640
But you made people very happy today.

893
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,920
I'm honoured to be
a Venturer alongside you.

894
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,440
I'd say this calls for champagne.

895
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,760
Oh, Rupert.

896
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,200
You say that about everything.

897
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:49,800
-Whee!
-[partygoer whoops]

898
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,800
I knew you two were gonna smash it.

899
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,960
What a day.

900
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,800
The A-team, back together again.

901
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,680
I reckon the BBC,
they're gonna want a Christmas special.

902
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,840
Maybe even a whole series.

903
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,400
Everything was simply perfect.

904
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,400
Now we just need
to focus on beating Tony, huh?

905
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,800
Yeah, I'll second that.

906
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,800
-I'll third that.
-Mmm. [chuckles]

907
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,080
[Mike] Declan.

908
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,840
I'm off.

909
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,840
I've gotta get the footage
to Bristol tonight, so…

910
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,680
Ah, the tapes can wait an hour.
Have a drink.

911
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,760
-You've had a good week. Come on, Mikey.
-[stammers, laughs]

912
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,440
-Come on, get that down ya.
-Ah, all right. You twist my arm.

913
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,640
[Muffy] Gosh, isn't it exciting, Charles?

914
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,560
Gerry's been so busy at Westminster.

915
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,360
First MP in the family
since the Titanic, what?

916
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,400
[giggles] We actually
really didn't think he'd win.

917
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,480
-[Henry] No.
-Really?

918
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,960
-[Hermione] No. [laughs]
-I always knew he would.

919
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,840
Um, shall we, uh…
shall we freshen these glasses?

920
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,960
-[Henry] I thought you'd never ask.
-[Hermione] Good idea.

921
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,120
-[Henry] Let's.
-Everything okay?

922
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,720
Oh, Go… Yes. [chuckles]

923
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,560
This summer with Gerry
has been a fairy tale.

924
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,240
I'm so lucky.

925
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,320
He's the lucky one, Muffy.

926
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,960
[stammers]

927
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,800
Sorry you didn't win.

928
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,400
Today's been my biggest win
for a long time.

929
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,400
Have you named the puppy?

930
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,880
Oh, Mummy wants to call him Claudius.

931
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,560
She says there's a Claudius
and Gertrude in Shakespeare.

932
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,440
-Hope they're not baddies.
-[laughs]

933
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,200
So, go on.
What do you like apart from polo?

934
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,000
[clicks tongue] Older, successful men.

935
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,880
-[scoffs]
-No offence.

936
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,360
[Cameron] You can do better.

937
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,160
Can't seem to do anything at the moment.

938
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,080
Well, I remember you telling me
you were gonna write a play.

939
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,200
-What happened to that?
-Life happened.

940
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,000
Well, if there's anything
we learned from Yeats,

941
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,920
it's that life and art
happen at the same time.

942
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Geez, go to Paris and find yourself.

943
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,480
Write the play.

944
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:47,520
[Dommie sighs] Thank you, sweetheart.

945
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,840
What time do you get off?

946
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,360
When the fizz runs out.

947
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,560
[chuckles]

948
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,760
Can I get your autograph, Rupert?

949
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Okay.

950
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,240
So, um, who do I make it out to?

951
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,440
Perdita.

952
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,240
P-E-R-D-I-T-A.

953
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,440
Perdita. Well, that's an unusual name.

954
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,280
[Dommie] You should see
Perdita play stick and ball.

955
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,640
-Great little player.
-[scoffs] When she follows the rules.

956
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,960
-[laughs]
-Rules are for breaking.

957
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,560
Well, perhaps Perdita
can join the team, Fred.

958
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,920
-What do you think?
-Have you got it in you to be a Jones Jet?

959
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,400
Absolutely.

960
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,680
I'm going to be
the first woman with a ten handicap.

961
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,280
Mmm. Confidence, we like confidence.

962
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,720
-I don't doubt it.
-Very good.

963
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,640
[laughing]

964
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,640
[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

965
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:44,520
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

966
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,320
♪ Happy birthday, dear Taggie ♪

967
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,200
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

968
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,640
[cheering]

969
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,840
-[Caitlin] Ta-da!
-Oh, you made this for me?

970
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,440
-Well, apart from the doughnuts anyway.
-You don't make doughnuts.

971
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,160
Hooray! Doughnuts for breakfast.

972
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,920
Mwah. [chuckles]

973
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,400
[engine rumbling]

974
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,080
-Thank you.
-Cheers.

975
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,960
[sighs]

976
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,840
[gasps]

977
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,480
[sighs]

978
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,160
[panting] Declan!

979
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,400
-Someone's in a rush.
-The tapes. It's the tapes.

980
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,040
[pants] Um.

981
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,200
-[pants] The tapes have gone.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

982
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,000
Calm down. What do you mean?

983
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,720
The-The-The editor called

984
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,600
and the tapes I delivered last night
were blank.

985
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,080
-[stammers] They can't be.
-They are.

986
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,960
They are. The whole…
The-The whole show, all the footage, gone!

987
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,760
Could somebody have wiped them?
Swapped them?

988
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,240
No, who would do that?

989
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,160
Tony!

990
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,560
Tony!

991
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,240
Get out here right now
or I'll knock the bloody door down!

992
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,440
Good morning, Declan.

993
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,680
It was you.

994
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,440
-What have I done now?
-You swiped our tapes!

995
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,240
The Golden Gauntlet,
the whole recording, where is it?

996
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,600
What, your… your gungy little gang show?

997
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,200
You've lost the whole programme?
Dear me, that was careless.

998
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:29,080
Who was it? Was it Beattie? Or Monica?

999
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,440
Or your own children?
I wouldn't put it past you.

1000
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,480
They were there, were they?

1001
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,440
Jeux sans frontières, I suppose.

1002
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,800
Everything you do
will come back to you, Tony.

1003
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,120
A hundred fold.

1004
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,640
Mmm.

1005
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,880
Well, sounds like you have
an almighty mess to sort out,

1006
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,120
but it has nothing to do with me.

1007
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,280
So with the greatest possible respect,
fuck off.

1008
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,320
[♪ "I Think We're Alone Now" playing]

1009
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,520
[shouting] Fuck!

1010
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,400
[yawns]

1011
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,600
[song ends]

1012
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,240
[♪ opera music playing]