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[♪ "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" playing]

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[bird caws]

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♪ In the jungle, the mighty jungle ♪

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♪ The lion sleeps tonight ♪

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♪ In the jungle, the quiet jungle ♪

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Whoever it is we're waiting for,
it better be bloody worth it.

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♪ The lion sleeps tonight ♪

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There's a ton of paparazzi
in the car park.

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[Daysee] Mr Fairburn!

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Mr Fairburn!

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Sorry, Daysee,
but m-my mother had a bit of a turn,

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so it was quite a long night.

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I-I think Titania's arriving.

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♪ Near the village
The peaceful village… ♪

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I think perhaps
Lord B's gone too far this time.

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[people chattering]

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Who are you playing?

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Hermia.

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I thought you'd be playing the pretty one.

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[chuckles]

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[paparazzi clamouring]

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[all chattering]

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[Ginger] Nice touch
with the photographers.

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Isn't it just?

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[camera shutters clicking]

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[glasses clack on floor]

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[chuckles]

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[chuckles]

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Another nail in the Venturer coffin.

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[both chuckle]

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Your mother's changed sides.

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[song ends]

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[♪ opera music playing]

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[peacock squawking]

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Hello, my rose!

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-[gasps] Whoo! What you doing?
-[exclaims]

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-Maud was exceptional.
-[chuckles]

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Well, I told you she would be.

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An entirely authentic performer.

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It's as if she's lived it all before.
[chuckles]

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-Thank you for telling me to hire her.
-Mmm.

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-[kisses]
-Oh!

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I'd be lost without you, darling.

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[♪ intriguing music playing]

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[exhales]

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[door opens]

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[fly unzips]

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What are you doing?

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Getting into bed.

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[chuckling] Sorry, Declan.
I'm back for work, not for you.

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You're telling me
I'm not welcome in my own bed?

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Mmm.

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Anything else you want to take
while you're at it?

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[Maud] I'm not taking anything
that wasn't already mine.

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-It's my house too, remember.
-[Declan] Mmm.

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[smacks lips] I decorated it.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm still paying the bills.

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[door opens]

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Close the door!

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[door closes]

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-Morning, Susie.
-Morning, Mrs Vereker.

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-[Lizzie] Hi.
-Morning, Mrs Vereker.

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Here you go. [chuckles]

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Can you please not broadcast
the fact that I've forgotten my script.

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Okay, well, I-I have to get back.

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-I-I'm waiting for the call from Carole.
-Mm-hmm.

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The call about the publishers?

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The bidding war on my book?

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-Where's the pen?
-What pen?

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-My Parker. So I can make notes.
-Well, I--

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This is a rehearsal, Lizzie. I have to
make notes about my character arc.

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You say you're a writer.

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Can you please write things down
if you can't remember them?

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I don't know why Tony even asked you
to do Midsummer Night's Dream.

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You're not an actor.

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Tony asked me to do this
because I am the face of Corinium.

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I mean, Lizzie, for once

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could you please at least try
and be supportive of my career?

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[♪ mischievous music playing]

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You've got to feel sorry for her,
being married to that.

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[sniffs]

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Methinks, mistress,
you should have little reason for that.

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And yet, to say the truth--

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-[gasps]
-Uh… We're rehearsing.

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Sorry, I f-forgot my notes.

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-Methinks, mistress…
-[gasps]

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…you should have little reason for that.

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-And yet, to say the truth--
-Charles, darling?

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Costume is saying nipples or no nipples?

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Nipples!

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-Thank you.
-[Charles] Mm-hmm.

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[Hugo] Charles says nipples!

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It's like fucking Piccadilly Circus
in here.

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I know. I'm sorry. Please, continue.

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Well, I've lost it now.
I'll try and find him.

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[inhales]

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I'm the most beautiful creature
you ever saw.

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Mmm. There he is.

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Methinks, mistress,
you should have little reason for that.

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And yet, to say the truth,
reason and love keep little--

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-[door opens]
-[huffs]

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Uh, sorry, Charles,
but Andrew needs the mattress.

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-For fuck's sake!
-[sighs]

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Please!

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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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Sorry! Um…

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Sorry. Sorry, Charles. Sorry.

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-[James] Actually, uh, Charles…
-Sorry.

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…what do you think about
going a bit further with this scene,

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sexually speaking?

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Yes.

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Oh, no, I-I think less is more.
Don't you, Charles?

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I think we imply. Not do.

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[inhales] Okay, well, I'll leave this
in your capable hands, Charles.

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But, um, just say the word
and I will happily oblige.

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Deirdre.

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[thudding]

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Excellent work, everyone.

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[door closes]

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Charles, you'll make sure
I don't look foolish up there, won't you?

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Darling, you've never looked foolish
a day in your life.

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I'm serious, Charles.

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I'm not as…
I'm not as young as I once was.

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My darling, your beauty is
like a Shakespearean sonnet,

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perfectly composed and eternal.

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[chuckles]

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But the big problem is, does anyone
really give a fuck about poetry?

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It's not just about poetry, is it?
It's about power and fate.

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Patriotism and-and love.

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And sex.

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But we wouldn't actually
get to see any sex?

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No, but it'll be described
by the sexiest man in England.

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[inhales] You know, Maud Gonne and Yeats
had an unbridled passion

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unlike anything we've ever seen
before on television.

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Described in all its lurid details.

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Mmm, every kiss, every fuck,

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every tortured moment of unrequited love.

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[Clara] Great.

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Well, as long as you keep the tash,
and you don't skimp on the sex,

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you've got yourselves
a Channel 4 commission.

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-[both chuckle]
-[Clara] How soon can you deliver?

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-I mean--
-Hello, Clara.

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What are these reprobates
trying to sell you?

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Not trying to fob you off
with the Beeb's sloppy seconds, are they?

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Oh, I doubt the Beeb could have handled
what these two are selling.

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Uh, if you need a reference for Cameron,
be sure to let me know.

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I'm terribly sorry, Tony,
but we're all booked up.

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Oh, no, we aren't staying.
No, I'm just picking up Clara.

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We're going to The White Elephant.

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Have you booked your seats
to see your lovely wife in the show yet?

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Not yet.

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Oh, I'd hurry up if I were you.
They're going like hot cakes.

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-Mm-hmm.
-She's a great talent.

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I'm surprised you didn't notice her when
she was under your nose this whole time.

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Or was she generally on top?

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Declan.

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Nice to see you, Clara.

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We'll send over a budget next week.

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How is the boyfriend?

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Is it fun being shacked up
with a man who has fucked everyone?

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As they say, practice makes perfect.

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Great doing business with you, Clara.
[chuckles]

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You were a silly boy letting
those two slip through your fingers.

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Oh, I didn't let them go.
I pushed them out.

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Shall we?

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That was a deliberate ploy to sabotage us.

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Didn't work though, did it?
We got the fucking commission! [chuckles]

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-We did, didn't we?
-[chuckling]

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Turns out we're a pretty good team.

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-Oh, the fucking A team.
-Mm-hmm.

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So, Tony's Shakespeare.
We should go. We need to go.

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What? No! No, no, no way!

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-[stammers] Are you mad?
-No.

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We show Tony that we don't
give a shit about his petty tactics.

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We're bigger than that.

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Gertrude? Gertrude!

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Gertrude! Gertrude!

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[metal clanking]

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[strains]

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Gertrude, come.

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[clears throat]

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[Taggie] Uh…

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[stammers] Good crop this year?

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Yeah, tons of it. Just need to
get it all in before it rains.

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Oh, yeah.

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[stammers] Uh, Mummy's back.

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Tony's hired her
for A Midsummer Night's Dream so…

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[Rupert] Oh, Christ. After all of my mess?

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I can't imagine Declan's
very happy about that.

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No, no, he's-he's not.

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He's horribly worried
about Venturer already.

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Yeah, well, I should probably, uh…
probably crack on.

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[metal clanking]

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-Gertrude!
-[Rupert] Go on.

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Gertrude, come.

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-Go on!
-[Taggie] Come!

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-[Gertrude barking]
-[Taggie] Oh, Gertrude, just…

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[♪ heartbreaking music playing]

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I know. We're not doing that anymore.

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[engine rumbling]

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[Tony] I can't believe
how well everything is going.

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The Shakespeare is going to be such a hit!

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I feel like we should celebrate.

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Well done, you.

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[Monica sighs]

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-[birds twittering]
-[sheep bleats]

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[telephone dings]

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[Caitlin panting]

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Oh, my God! That was Archie.

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He says he's gonna pull a sickie

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and wants me to come over while
his parents are at the play. [chuckles]

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[stammers] Well, it's Mummy's big day.

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[sighs] I know.

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But I really like him, Taggie.

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Do you think she'd mind?

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Mmm… I'll cheer loudly enough
for the both of us.

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-[squeals, chuckles]
-No! Oh! [chuckles]

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[hooves clopping]

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[Gerald clears throat]

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Oh, Gerald.

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To what do I owe the pleasure?

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Um, it's a funny thing really.

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I was, um…

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I-I-I bumped into the Chief Whip

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who suggested that perhaps I should run
for your seat in the by-election.

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Congratulations.

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That's… That's wonderful.

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Oh, are you off?

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Yeah, I'm gonna head to The Priory first.

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I think you should come.
I think it'd be good.

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Show Tony how little effect
he's had on you.

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I would rather be eaten alive by red ants
than go to a Shakespeare put on by Tony.

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We'd be together.

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Sorry, no can do, I'm afraid.

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I hope it's a categorical disaster. Enjoy!

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[♪ "Live It Up" playing]

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♪ How can you see
Looking through those tears? ♪

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[Lizzie] She leant against a gate,
her thighs pricked red from the nettles.

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Angus stepped towards her,
his hand full of dock leaves.

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He dragged them slowly up her leg
and under her skirt,

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the wet sap of the leaf
joining Cecily's ecstasy.

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Right, Fred-Fred, we're off.

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I wanna get there nice and early,
so we can get a good seat.

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Good idea, Mousie. You have a lovely time.

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I don't understand why I have to go
if Daddy doesn't have to?

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Because Daddy doesn't want to give
Tony Baddingham the satisfaction.

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00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,760
Daddy is old enough
to make his own bad decisions.

250
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,840
Right, come on. Out!

251
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,360
-Bye, Dad.
-Bye, Son.

252
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,480
[Valerie] I don't want anyone thinking
that we're not cultured.

253
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:10,040
And remember, Fred-Fred,
do not take off your trunks.

254
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,200
I'm not having whatever swims in and out
the end of your thingy

255
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,680
floating up to the top.

256
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,280
I'm too old for another baby.

257
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,200
I don't think it works that way, my love.

258
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,960
I don't care! Just don't do it.

259
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,040
Right, out! Come on!

260
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,680
♪ But if you laughed
You'd level this town ♪

261
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,920
♪ Hey, lonely girl
That's just the point ♪

262
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,440
♪ Hey there, you, with the sad face ♪

263
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,960
♪ Come up to my place and live it up ♪

264
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,240
♪ You beside the dance floor ♪

265
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,520
♪ What do you cry for? ♪

266
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,880
♪ Let's live it up ♪

267
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,800
♪ Just answer me… ♪

268
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,840
Do you think he's expecting us
to, you know… do it?

269
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,200
Well, I think you should only do it
with someone who really loves you

270
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,400
and who you love.

271
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,800
You know, I wish I waited
for someone special.

272
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,680
I should probably give him
a blow job though, shouldn't I?

273
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,280
[chuckling] Oh, God.

274
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,400
How do you give a blow job?

275
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,720
I thought you'd done everything?

276
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,160
-No, I've hardly done anything.
-[chuckles] Oh!

277
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,920
Thalia said that Toby's cum
tasted of salty orange juice.

278
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,280
[both laughing]

279
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,560
What if he thinks I'm shit?

280
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,560
He doesn't think you're shit.
He really likes you.

281
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,640
But what if he gets to know me
and then realises I'm shit.

282
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,560
You're not shit. You're amazing.

283
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,600
Just, you know, be you.

284
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680
You're the best.

285
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,600
-Bye.
-Bye.

286
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,080
[inhales sharply] Ah.

287
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,240
[inhales, sighs]

288
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,440
[♪ bittersweet music playing]

289
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,360
[door opens]

290
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,440
[mumbles]

291
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,480
[seat belt clicks]

292
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,360
[engine starts]

293
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,960
What the hell are you doing here?
Why aren't you with your mother?

294
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,160
Mummy doesn't want me to see you.

295
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,720
Please can I come
and live with you, Daddy?

296
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,080
Please?

297
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,600
-What time did you set off?
-Before breakfast.

298
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,400
You must be famished.

299
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,160
I swapped one of my rosettes
for a pack of Tamsin's Opal Fruits.

300
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,720
Ha ha. Breakfast of champions.

301
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,240
[Rupert chuckles]

302
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,320
Well, come on then, up you get.
Let's get you home.

303
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,040
This way. Ready, one, two, three. [groans]

304
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,560
Do you want to…

305
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,200
I'm so sorry, Archie.
I'm not sure I'm ready.

306
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,040
-Oh, I'm so sorry! [sighs]
-Hey, don't be silly.

307
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,920
It's fine! I'm in no rush.

308
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,320
I love just hanging out with you.

309
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,640
[chuckles]

310
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,760
I've got Barbarian the Ultimate Warrior,
if you want to play that?

311
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,720
-Yeah. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

312
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,160
[hangers clattering]

313
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
What are you after?

314
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,800
Just come to get my suit
for the performance.

315
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,360
I didn't think you were coming?

316
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,640
If Tony wants to put on a show for me,
I am more than happy to watch.

317
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,360
Ah, you think he only hired me
to piss you off.

318
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,760
Your words, not mine.

319
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,440
God, can you not see
how petty you're being?

320
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,400
-Can you not see how naive you're being?
-[scoffs]

321
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,560
Came to see you in a play, did he?

322
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,200
Of all the actresses in the world,
it was you who had to be his Titania?

323
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,320
He didn't know
I was going to be playing Nora.

324
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400
He was blown away.

325
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,280
He offered you a slice of fame,

326
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,400
and you grabbed at it with both hands
like a hungry child.

327
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,520
He doesn't give two shits
about whether you're good or not.

328
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,880
It works for him either way.

329
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:06,800
Maud O'Hara, wife of rival Declan O'Hara
in Corinium smash hit.

330
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,680
Declan O'Hara's wife bombs
in Corinium production.

331
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,600
I'm exposed regardless.

332
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,400
He's destroyed Rupert,
now he's coming after me.

333
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,600
You think Tony expects me to fail?

334
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,760
I don't think he cares!

335
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,920
[♪ heart-wrenching music playing]

336
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,280
Great.

337
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,440
Well, let's hope
I prove both of you wrong.

338
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:30,560
Now, if you wouldn't mind fucking off,
I would like to get ready in peace.

339
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,160
Yeah. [huffs]

340
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,280
[breathes shakily]

341
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080
[groans]

342
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760
[Rupert] Ah.

343
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,600
I remember that dress.

344
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,720
I was at a garden party with Malise
when the housekeeper called.

345
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,960
Where is she?

346
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,480
[footsteps approaching]

347
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,000
Um, she's still asleep.

348
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,960
Is it okay if we leave her a bit longer?
She was horribly tired, poor thing.

349
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,960
[sighs] I suppose.

350
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,640
The place looks good.

351
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,760
I see Cameron has been allowed a vase.
Must have been quite the uphill battle.

352
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,560
Oh, she's very persuasive.

353
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,800
[Helen] Better at it than I was.

354
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,440
Well, I wouldn't say that.

355
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,280
After all, my drawing room is pink.

356
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,480
You know Tabitha has been bullied?

357
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,800
No. She didn't mention it.

358
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:36,000
She had a fist fight at Pony Club,
defending your honour.

359
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,480
[chuckles]

360
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,560
That's my girl.

361
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,840
When are you gonna learn
that your actions have consequences?

362
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,400
I didn't know I was being taped.
It wasn't my fault.

363
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,640
But you did sleep with all those women?

364
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,760
I didn't know I was expected
to live like a monk.

365
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,120
You do remember we're not married anymore?

366
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,120
No one expects you to be celibate.

367
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,800
I just think acting like an okay guy
would have been enough--

368
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,800
I don't have to answer to
your strict moral codes anymore, Helen!

369
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,200
But I still have to answer to yours!

370
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
[inhales]

371
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,000
Do you know what the mums at school
think of me now?

372
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:13,400
I am the slut that had a foursome with
Rupert Campbell-Black and his friends.

373
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,640
[sniffles]

374
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,920
Your behaviour bleeds over the rest of us.

375
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,080
Your life contaminates ours.

376
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,360
[♪ dramatic music playing]

377
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,120
I have spoken with a lawyer.

378
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,960
[inhales deeply]

379
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,200
I am seeking 100% custody.

380
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,000
Please. Please don't… don't do this.

381
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,240
I-I-I'll die without them.

382
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,600
You see them once a month at best.
You'll be fine.

383
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,800
Well, I won't let you take them.

384
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,080
Well, you won't have any choice.

385
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,120
I doubt you'll have much credibility
in court with your recent track record.

386
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,880
I am so sorry that your parents
never looked after you,

387
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,240
but I won't leave my children
to the same fate.

388
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,480
If you can't protect them, I will.

389
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,760
Now, I would appreciate it
if you went and got Tabitha.

390
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
[exhales]

391
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,960
There we go.

392
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,240
I saved the strawberry for you.

393
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,160
Thank you, sweetheart.

394
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,800
[people chattering]

395
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,600
[Daysee panting] Charles?

396
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,800
Maud's in make-up,
but she doesn't seem quite right.

397
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,880
I've tried… I've tried talking to her,

398
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,240
-but she's having a total meltdown.
-Daysee, okay. I will handle it.

399
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,600
Thank you for letting me know.

400
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,560
-She looks okay to you, doesn't she?
-Hmm.

401
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,200
If by okay, you mean deranged,
as if she could snap at any moment.

402
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,640
[sobs] Jesus. Just stop jabbing at me.

403
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,920
Someone's nervous.

404
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,280
No. I shouldn't have come in.

405
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,560
-I have to go home.
-[Charles] What?

406
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,720
No, I can't be here.

407
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,320
What are you talking about?
You can't leave. You are the lead.

408
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,960
I know why Tony hired me
and I will not be used.

409
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,720
No, you're amazing. You're wonderful.

410
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,040
Don't move. I'll be… I'll be right back.

411
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,880
[Maud sobs]

412
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,360
-Daysee.
-[Daysee] Yes, Charles.

413
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,320
-Doesn't that sort of look like the sea?
-Oh, yes. It sort of does.

414
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,520
Please, fetch Mrs O'Hara a whisky
and find Lord Baddingham now.

415
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,520
-Okay.
-Thank you. [panting]

416
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,800
Give me five minutes. Five minutes.

417
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,120
Deep breaths, Maud.

418
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,200
[inhales] In, and out.

419
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,480
You do it, you do it.

420
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,120
[person on tannoy]
Fifteen minutes until curtain call.

421
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,680
[Lady Gosling]
Wonderful to see you, Monica.

422
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,360
-[Mrs Menzies-Scott] Yes, hello, Monica.
-Oh, thank you so much for coming.

423
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,760
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

424
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,400
Oh, such a joy to combine
culture and community.

425
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,440
I, uh, couldn't agree more,
Reverend Penney.

426
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,080
Corinium really has gone above and beyond.

427
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400
[♪ foreboding music playing]

428
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,600
-Great to see you, Lady Gosling.
-Oh, you too. [chuckles]

429
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,240
Surprising. They've come out
en masse it seems.

430
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,120
No Freddie with you tonight?

431
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,280
No, he's not as much
into the Bard as I am.

432
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,880
He's absolutely cuckoo
about the new swimming pool.

433
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,040
-[Lizzie] Oh.
-[chuckling]

434
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,840
Honestly, I can't tear him away.

435
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,480
[Lizzie] Hmm.

436
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,760
Makes my skin itch
just being in the Corinium building.

437
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,960
-We take the higher ground.
-Exactly.

438
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,520
Can we swap? I've already had two pints
and I'm gonna need a piss.

439
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,080
Oh. Yeah, sure.

440
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,440
Apparently, the four men that mow
have their shirts off.

441
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,240
I fucking love Shakespeare.

442
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,280
Declan's in the audience.

443
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,840
-He looks extremely uncomfortable.
-Very good.

444
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,480
Lord Baddingham, Lord Baddingham?
Mrs O'Hara's refusing to go on.

445
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,400
Okay, everyone out.

446
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,160
Oh, um, Emmie hasn't been finished yet.

447
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,520
-Out!
-Yeah, uh, we'll just go.

448
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,600
Okay. [grunts]

449
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,240
[groans]

450
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,160
[door closes]

451
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,400
I know why you hired me and I won't do it.

452
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,280
I won't be made a laughing stock.

453
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,440
-All right. Let's sit down.
-No.

454
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,520
Come on.

455
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,800
We'll have a talk.

456
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,320
[scoffs]

457
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,320
[person on tannoy] This is a call
for all ensemble cast and fairies.

458
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,120
Please report to the stage manager
immediately.

459
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,280
The problem is,
she's just not a professional.

460
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,040
We're all here to do a job.

461
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,120
And, uh… [chuckles]
…as we actors always say,

462
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,200
"The show must go on."

463
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,200
[both chuckle]

464
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,720
Isn't that right? [imitates donkey]

465
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,800
[both chuckling]

466
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,920
-Excuse me.
-Oh.

467
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,720
[Maud] I can't do it.
I can't remember my lines.

468
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,120
I don't know what I'm doing.

469
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,280
You're doing what you were born to do.
You can do this in your sleep.

470
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,480
Declan says you don't care
if I'm any good or not

471
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,680
because either way,
it reflects badly on him.

472
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,920
Oh, Christ. What a terrible thing
to say to one's wife.

473
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,960
There is no chance in hell you'll be bad.

474
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,360
You're an entirely
authentic performer, Maud.

475
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,520
It's as if you've lived it all before.

476
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,760
[stammering] So this isn't a ploy
to get at Declan?

477
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,680
Well, I'll admit that watching
your husband squirm is the cherry on top,

478
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,880
but I'm a businessman.

479
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,920
I don't make bad decisions.

480
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,680
I hired you because you are
bloody good at what you do.

481
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,120
You were the best person for the job.

482
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,360
You're just… You're just flattering me.

483
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,000
-You're just pandering to my ego.
-No, I'm not.

484
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,960
I have no interest in producing
anything that isn't exceptional.

485
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,480
I don't fail.

486
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,480
But if this is a disaster?

487
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,720
It's not gonna be a disaster.
It's gonna be brilliant.

488
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,720
If you don't trust yourself, trust me.

489
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,240
I am so confident in your performance.

490
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,200
I want you to come in and audition for me

491
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,280
for the lead in the next series
of Four Men Went to Mow.

492
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,040
She's the lady of the manor.

493
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,880
A rich, posh English bitch on heat

494
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,560
who'll have all four men's hearts
and cocks in the palm of her hand.

495
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,680
If that doesn't prove how confident I am
in you, I don't know what does.

496
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,440
[chuckles]

497
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,560
[Maud] The ox has therefore
stretched his yoke in vain.

498
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,120
The ploughman lost his sweat,

499
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,520
and the green corn hath rotted
ere his youth attained a beard.

500
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:54,840
The fold stands empty
in the drownèd field,

501
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,280
and crows are fatted
with the murrain flock.

502
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,560
The nine men's morris
is filled up with mud…

503
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640
[whispers] Utterly authentic.

504
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,520
…and the quaint mazes in the wanton green
for the lack of tread…

505
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,760
-Isn't she just?
-…are undistinguishable.

506
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,120
Camera one, push in.

507
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,840
[Maud] No night is now
with hymn or carol blessed.

508
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,440
Therefore, the moon,
the governess of floods…

509
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,200
[both] …pale in her anger,
washes all the air,

510
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,400
that rheumatic diseases do abound.

511
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,120
What's this play about?

512
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,840
It's about the fragility of being in love

513
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,640
and how easy it can happen
with the wrong person,

514
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,280
but how that same haphazardness makes
the triumph of true love all the sweeter.

515
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:42,960
[Maud] And thy fair virtue's force
perforce doth move me

516
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,920
on the first view to say, to swear,

517
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,240
I love thee.

518
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,160
[♪ opera music playing]

519
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,840
[no audible dialogue]

520
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,880
[no audible dialogue]

521
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,120
-[music ends]
-[audience applauding]

522
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,000
[person on tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen,
we will now have a short intermission

523
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,560
where a selection of refreshments
will be available in the auditorium.

524
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,360
[applause continues]

525
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,040
[cheering]

526
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,400
[all chattering]

527
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,600
Oh, thank you.

528
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,040
James, your Bottom is… was marvellous.

529
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,760
Would you like a Club?

530
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,120
Give this to Emmie for me, will you?

531
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,240
[James moans]

532
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,320
[water bubbling]

533
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,200
[chuckles]

534
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,680
-[knock on door]
-[grunts]

535
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,600
Lizzie. What you doing here?

536
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,240
[exhales] I'm so sorry.
I know I shouldn't have.

537
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,320
[chuckles]

538
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,280
[chuckles]

539
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,640
[chuckling] Oh, you're reading my book.

540
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,640
I am. Went to W.H. Smiths. There you were.

541
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,320
There was a bidding war on my new novel.

542
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,040
What? The chapters I read
about Letty and Ferdy?

543
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,640
Yes. [chuckles]

544
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,120
They liked it so much
they've given me a two-book deal.

545
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,200
-[exhales]
-Carole, my agent, is over the moon.

546
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,880
I've made more money today
than I've earned in my entire life.

547
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,400
-[chuckles]
-I just wanted to tell you first.

548
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,760
That's bloody brilliant.

549
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,800
You're bloody brilliant.

550
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,640
[both breathing shakily]

551
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,680
[♪ "I Knew You Were
Waiting (For Me)" playing]

552
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,320
♪ Like a warrior that fights ♪

553
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,920
♪ And wins the battle ♪

554
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,240
♪ I know the taste of victory ♪

555
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,920
♪ Though I went through some nights ♪

556
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,360
♪ Consumed by the shadows ♪

557
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,480
♪ I was crippled emotionally ♪

558
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,720
♪ Mmm ♪

559
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,960
♪ Somehow I made it
Through the heartache ♪

560
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,400
♪ Yes I did ♪

561
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,640
♪ I escaped ♪

562
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,680
♪ I found my way out of the darkness ♪

563
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,960
-♪ I kept my faith ♪
-♪ I know you did ♪

564
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,840
♪ Kept my faith ♪

565
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,040
♪ When the river was deep
I didn't falter ♪

566
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,840
♪ When the mountain was high
I still believed ♪

567
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,880
♪ When the valley was low
It didn't stop me ♪

568
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,760
[person on tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.

569
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,200
The performance is about to resume.

570
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120
Fuck!

571
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,400
Probably got lost, poor lamb.

572
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,240
[inhales] Well, the public must have its--

573
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,680
[groans]

574
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,680
[Deirdre] And cue curtain.

575
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,200
[exhales] Okay, cue music.

576
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,080
[actor] I wonder if…

577
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,600
[gasps] I can't find James.
I've looked everywhere.

578
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,760
-He's not in Studio 2.
-What?

579
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,000
But he said he'd be there.

580
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,120
Jesus Christ,
we can't carry on without Bottom.

581
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,760
What the hell are we going to do?

582
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,320
[Hugo] Here comes my messenger.

583
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,880
[both] How now, mad spirit?

584
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,560
What night-rule now
about this haunted grove?

585
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,600
Charles.

586
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,240
♪ When the river was deep
I didn't falter ♪

587
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,720
♪ When the mountain was high… ♪

588
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,400
[whispers] Where's your sister?

589
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,680
Maybe she's doing a poo.

590
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,280
♪ It didn't stop me ♪

591
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120
[moaning]

592
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,760
♪ I knew you were waiting
I knew you were waiting ♪

593
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,280
Oh, my God. [moaning]

594
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,600
Oh, God.

595
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,440
-[panting]
-[chuckling]

596
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,520
[music ends]

597
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,520
-Oh, I was worried you might drown.
-[chuckles]

598
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,680
What a wonderful way to die. [chuckles]

599
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,320
[panting]

600
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,400
[Sharon] Dad!

601
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,600
Dad?

602
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,400
You all right, my angel?
What you doing home?

603
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,240
Mummy hates me.

604
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,160
Of course she don't hate you.
She loves ya.

605
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,920
How did you get home?

606
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,440
I walked.
Cut straight across Frogsmore Field.

607
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,120
What? All that way?

608
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Well, you should've called me.
I would have picked you up.

609
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,360
I did. It just rang and rang.

610
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,600
Mum thinks I look awful.
She says I'm an embarrassment.

611
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,360
[Freddie] You're beautiful, baby.

612
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,680
You know that Mummy says
silly things sometimes.

613
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,840
She adores you. She'd kill for you.
You know that.

614
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,480
[Sharon] What if she's right?

615
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,240
There was a boy I liked at the stables,
but he said I was weird.

616
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,200
Well then, he's not for you.

617
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,200
Not everyone fancies everyone.

618
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,320
Love can be cruel like that.

619
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,280
It's about chemistry and lucky timing.

620
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,200
[sighs] I wish someone loved me
the way you love Mum.

621
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920
[Freddie sighs]

622
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,800
They will, baby. They will.

623
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,040
[chuckles] I won't tell Mum
about your skinny dipping.

624
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120
[chuckles]

625
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,160
It'll be our little secret, yeah?

626
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,440
Let's go and get some ice cream. Come on.

627
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,760
[♪ heartbreaking music playing]

628
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,240
[gasping]

629
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,960
[sniffles]

630
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,640
-[Maud] And kiss thy ears…
-[packet crinkling]

631
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,360
[Charles] Monsieur Cobweb, good monsieur.

632
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,080
-Get you your weapons in your hand…
-That's Charles.

633
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,240
-…and kill me a red-hipped bumblebee…
-No, I don't think so.

634
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,800
…on the top of a thistle.

635
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,920
I think it's James Vereker playing Bottom.

636
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,040
No, that's-that's definitely Charles.

637
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,240
-[Charles] Do not fret yourself too much…
-[both chuckle]

638
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,560
…in the action, monsieur,

639
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,600
and, good monsieur, have a care
the honey-bag break not.

640
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,640
What the fuck is going on?

641
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,000
-I think he's rather good.
-[Charles delivering lines, muffled]

642
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,320
-[audience member] Bravo!
-[cheering]

643
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,560
[♪ opera music playing]

644
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Bravo! Bravo!

645
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,920
-Oh, well done, darling.
-Thank you, darling. Thank you.

646
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,240
Your mum was ace.

647
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,720
Oh, she was, wasn't she?

648
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800
So why'd you look
like someone just ate your last Rolo?

649
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,000
I thought the play was
a little depressing, that's all.

650
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,040
How is it depressing?
It's all about true love.

651
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,640
[groaning]

652
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,400
And a love potion
that can make you forget everything.

653
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,840
[Shelley] Mmm.

654
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920
[Taggie] And fall in love
with the wrong person.

655
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,320
Girl, you need a tequila
and a cock in you right now.

656
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,920
-Come on, we're going into town.
-I-I should probably wait for Mummy.

657
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,080
Fuck off. Life's short.
We're never gonna be this hot again.

658
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,400
Um…

659
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480
Come on.

660
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,480
[Bobby] Whoo! [huffs]

661
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,560
-Well done.
-Well done, darling. Well done.

662
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,960
You were incredible.

663
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,480
Oh, don't be silly.

664
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,360
It was a-a-a tour de force.

665
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,040
Right. Well done, Charles.

666
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,800
-[sniffs] Congrats, darling.
-See you upstairs.

667
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,280
You're a much better Bottom than James.

668
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,120
-[chuckles]
-[Charles sobbing]

669
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,440
Don't cry. It went so well.

670
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,040
[sniffling]

671
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,480
Mummy died this morning.

672
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,960
What?

673
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,480
I got a call from the nursing home to say
that she'd died just before dawn.

674
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,160
Didn't think Tony would be too impressed
if I didn't come in. [sniffles]

675
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,280
A lot resting on today, you know?

676
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,800
-[sobs]
-I'm-I'm so sorry.

677
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,480
An orphan boy at 40.

678
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,560
[sobbing]

679
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,440
[♪ tender music playing]

680
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440
[knock on door]

681
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,920
Are you decent?

682
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,000
[Charles clears throat, sniffles]

683
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,760
Oh, Gerald, did you tell him our news?

684
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,080
[gasps] No, what news?

685
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,600
[Muffy] We've set a date for the wedding.
March the 5th.

686
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,280
[gasping] Oh.

687
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,320
Oh. [sobs]

688
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,240
[sobbing continues]

689
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,160
[stuttering] Charles's mother died
this morning.

690
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,800
-Oh, Charles, I am sorry.
-Oh, dear.

691
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,080
[Muffy] Poor her. Poor you.

692
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,280
End bit really is frightful.

693
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,720
Come on, Gerry.
Let's let him dry his eyes.

694
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,480
One doesn't want to appear
tear-stained in public.

695
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,680
-We'll see you upstairs at the party.
-[exhales]

696
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,120
Stiff drinks all round. Doctor's orders.

697
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,640
[♪ forlorn music playing]

698
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,040
[Charles sniffles, sobbing]

699
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,920
[sniffles, sobbing]

700
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,520
[partygoers chattering]

701
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,160
-My, my, you are a lucky sod, Declan.
-[Hermione] Mmm.

702
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,960
Maudy was superb. A fine filly indeed.

703
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,040
Really was a masterpiece.

704
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,680
Who the hell let Declan
and his reprobates up here?

705
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,440
Mother goose, apparently.

706
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,440
Oh, you really bought
the Bard alive tonight, Tony. [chuckles]

707
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,560
The Scottish Play is my favourite,
but this is proving a close second.

708
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,080
Yes, wasn't it good?

709
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,560
Well, I'm sorry
my Fred-Fred couldn't be here.

710
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,960
He's absolutely gaga
about the new swimming pool.

711
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,160
Everything smells of chlorine.

712
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,360
Do excuse me.

713
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,240
Lady Gosling.

714
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,160
-Congratulations, Tony.
-Yes, yes.

715
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,640
It was honestly the kind of thing

716
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,320
I would have expected to see
at Stratford-Upon-Avon.

717
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,840
Of course, it's exactly what we
at the, uh…

718
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,040
the Ministry of Culture
are looking to promote.

719
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,720
I saw the announcement
of your new position, Mr Stratton.

720
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,200
-Oh. [chuckles]
-Hmm. Lovely news, isn't it?

721
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,080
We're so proud to be back in government,
aren't we, darling?

722
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,160
Indeed.

723
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,040
Mrs Thatcher's been so clever
to recognise Paul's talents.

724
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,120
[Lady Gosling] Quite.

725
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,800
Don't you think it makes sense to invite
Paul to join the board at Corinium?

726
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,000
Ah!

727
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,360
You're quite right.

728
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,440
Would you like to join, Paul?

729
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,880
Well, 1987 is turning into
quite the banner year.

730
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,960
[all chuckle]

731
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,600
Here's to hopefully topping it off
with a, uh, boy in December.

732
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,880
[all chuckling]

733
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,000
Yes, I must just
say hello to Lizzie. [chuckles]

734
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,240
[stammers] What happened to James?

735
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,960
Oh. Well, he wasn't that bad. [chuckles]

736
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,400
No, James didn't come on
in the second half.

737
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,240
Nobody knows what happened to him.
Charles filled in.

738
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,400
Oh.

739
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,080
Well, perhaps you ought to go
and look for him.

740
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,880
And you might think about
towelling off your hair first.

741
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,240
You smell a little of chlorine.

742
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,800
[sighs]

743
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,760
Between you and me, I thought your Titania
at school was far more exciting.

744
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,200
[chuckling] That was a long time ago.

745
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,200
I remember.

746
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,720
Um… Daysee, isn't it?

747
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,080
Oh.

748
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,520
Lovely to see you looking so well.

749
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,480
-[chuckling] Oh. Sorry.
-[gasps]

750
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,520
-Are you okay?
-Yep.

751
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,240
You don't look okay.

752
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,200
It's just been a very long day.

753
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,240
James?

754
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,960
James, darling, it's me.

755
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,520
[sighs] Oh, God.

756
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,600
James?

757
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,400
-Oh, James! What happened?
-[James groaning]

758
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,400
-Oh, James. James?
-[grunts]

759
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,520
-Oh. Oh.
-[groans]

760
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,720
Think I knocked myself out.

761
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,880
-Oh, darling.
-[groans]

762
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960
Wait. Did they have to cancel the play?

763
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,520
No, darling. So sorry.

764
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,080
[groaning]

765
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,360
-What, they did it without me?
-Yes, I'm so sorry.

766
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,480
Oh, don't be silly. It's not your fault.

767
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,480
You saved me, like you always do.

768
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,000
You're a saint. I don't deserve you.

769
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,400
-[chuckles]
-[groans, sucks teeth]

770
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,040
[patrons chattering]

771
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,240
-All right, Kev?
-[Kevin] All right.

772
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,560
Two shots and a snake bite.

773
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,800
[♪ "Walk Like an Egyptian" playing]

774
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,920
What do you want?

775
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,160
Uh, that… Yeah, a sho… a shot too, please.

776
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,280
Tequila. Best love potion known to man.

777
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,600
How was the show, then?

778
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,400
Bunch of posh wankers prancing about?

779
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,360
Pretty decent rendition, to be honest.

780
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,920
Don't be jealous, Kev.
One day your prince will come.

781
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,680
[Kevin groans]

782
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,880
-[clears throat]
-[Taggie coughs]

783
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,480
One for each of us.

784
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,560
-[stammering] What are you doing?
-I'm sticking the music up.

785
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,640
[music volume increases]

786
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,920
[patrons cheering]

787
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,360
-♪ Gold crocodiles ♪
-♪ Oh-way-oh ♪

788
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,680
♪ They snap their teeth
On your cigarette ♪

789
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,080
♪ Foreign types
With the hookah pipes say ♪

790
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:07,280
♪ Way-oh, way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh ♪

791
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,600
Go on.

792
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,360
♪ Walk like an Egyptian ♪

793
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,760
[no audible dialogue]

794
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,920
[no audible dialogue]

795
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,400
♪ The blonde waitresses take their trays ♪

796
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,400
♪ They spin around
And they cross the floor ♪

797
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,920
-♪ They've got the moves ♪
-♪ Oh, oh-way-oh ♪

798
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,280
♪ You drop your drink
Then they bring you more ♪

799
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
♪ All the school kids so sick of books ♪

800
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,840
♪ They like the punk and the metal band ♪

801
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,000
♪ When the buzzer rings ♪

802
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,360
-♪Oh-way-oh ♪
-[chuckles]

803
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,520
♪ They're walking like an Egyptian ♪

804
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,560
♪ All the kids in the marketplace say ♪

805
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:48,840
♪ Way-oh, way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh ♪

806
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:49,920
[both chuckling]

807
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,760
♪ Walk like an Egyptian ♪

808
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,760
[guests cheering, applauding]

809
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,560
[cheering continues]

810
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,160
You were incredible.

811
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,960
Oh, you thought so, did you?
Well, how kind.

812
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,040
I'll get a drink.

813
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,600
You know, it was just like
watching you in the old days.

814
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,160
I want you to come to Ireland with me.

815
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,080
Imagine it. You, me and Yeats.
It'd be our homecoming.

816
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,960
You want me to go with you?

817
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,320
[scoffing] To do what?

818
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,680
-To be by my side.
-Oh, to be by your side?

819
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,640
'Cause I thought we were done
supporting each other, Declan.

820
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,760
I mean, didn't you just come tonight
to watch me fail?

821
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,960
No, I-I was angry.

822
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,360
I-I shouldn't have said
what I said, all right?

823
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,760
[breathes shakily]

824
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,400
-You were amazing in there.
-[scoffs]

825
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,760
Please, love. Please come with me.

826
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,320
No!

827
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,760
I don't think so!

828
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,840
I-I don't want to sit around
watching you work.

829
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,080
And, fortunately, I'm going to be
quite busy because Tony, uh…

830
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,360
[breathes shakily]

831
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,000
Tony wants me for the new series
of Four Men Went to Mow.

832
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,000
-Are you joking?
-No.

833
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,000
Because he believes in me
even though you clearly don't.

834
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,040
That is not true, and you know it.

835
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,280
Well, you've never done anything
to help my career.

836
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,520
All you've ever done is hold me back.

837
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,320
Let's talk about this at home.

838
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,320
The cast are going out for a drink.

839
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,560
I've booked a room
at the Cotchester Hilton,

840
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,720
so don't bother waiting up.

841
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,560
-[Maud exclaims, whoops]
-[guest] Hello, darling.

842
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,600
-Well done. Well done.
-[Maud chuckles] Thank you.

843
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,200
[♪ foreboding music playing]

844
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,960
-Where's my leading lady?
-Oh! [chuckling]

845
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,040
[♪ "99 Red Balloons" playing]

846
00:43:53,240 --> 00:44:00,240
♪ Ninety-nine red balloons go by ♪

847
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,240
What's going on here?
Is it someone's birthday?

848
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,560
Don't think so.
Shelley and Taggie kicked it all off.

849
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,640
Taggie?

850
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,840
♪ Ninety-nine dreams I have had ♪

851
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,840
♪ Just to prove the world was here ♪

852
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,800
♪ And here is a red balloon ♪

853
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,160
♪ I think of you, and let it go ♪

854
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,680
-Bas!
-[chuckles] Are you all right?

855
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320
-I'm a bit drunk!
-[chuckling] Are you?

856
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,560
-I think I need to go home.
-All right. Well, I'll drive you. Okay?

857
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,080
-Yeah.
-Ready? [chuckles]

858
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:38,920
-Sorry.
-W-Watch yourself.

859
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,040
-Have you seen Shelley?
-No.

860
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,200
-Have you seen Dommie?
-No.

861
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,280
[Basil] Behave yourself.

862
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,640
Oh! Whoa.

863
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,080
Uh, I'm heading off, Shelley.

864
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,480
[Shelley, muffled] Okay.

865
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,680
Oh. See you, Taggie.

866
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,720
[grunts]

867
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,360
It's not like you to drink.
Is everything all right?

868
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,040
It's poor Bottom.

869
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,640
Everyone else falls in love, and he just
goes back to being sad, old Bottom.

870
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,000
[chuckles]

871
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,680
I think I'm Bottom.

872
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,480
Y-You are not Bottom.

873
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,600
I mean, you have a fabulous bottom,
but you're not Bottom.

874
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,880
[chuckles]

875
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:16,960
[Basil] Anyway, who's to say

876
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,640
that Bottom doesn't meet somebody
wonderful the day after the play?

877
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,760
Hmm?

878
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,280
There's always tomorrow, Taggie.

879
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,600
[engine starts]

880
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,200
[door closes]

881
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,280
[owl hooting]

882
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,600
[Caitlin] Don't tell Daddy
I was out, okay?

883
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,280
[Taggie] Yeah, I won't say anything.
I'm not gonna--

884
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,000
-[Caitlin] Are you drunk?
-[Taggie] What?

885
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,960
[both muttering]

886
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,280
[Taggie] Where's Mummy?

887
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,840
They had a fight.

888
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,800
[inhales] She's staying in Cotchester.

889
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,800
Well, then, go and get her.

890
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,160
Just tell her you love her.
Tell her what she wants to hear.

891
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,840
[sighs]

892
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,280
Why are all men so bloody useless?

893
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,720
-[footsteps departing]
-[dog whimpers]

894
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,800
[sighs]

895
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,240
-[gasps] Oh.
-Hello.

896
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720
Hello.

897
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,320
[sighs]

898
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,320
Uh, you…

899
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,520
-[gasps] Oh, my gosh. Gosh.
-[chuckles]

900
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,960
Yes. Uh, sorry.

901
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,120
Um, was Sharon okay?

902
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,520
Yeah. She didn't see anything.

903
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,400
I felt so guilty I said I'd buy her
this field and build her her own stables.

904
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,800
[both chuckle]

905
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,200
Which…

906
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,520
[chuckles] Yes, we can't keep doing this.

907
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,440
[♪ heartbreaking music playing]

908
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,440
Too many people will get hurt.

909
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,080
Yeah.

910
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,520
[inhales] Gosh… [sucks teeth]

911
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,880
[breathes shakily]

912
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,160
[inhales]

913
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,880
I suppose we're lucky we had it,
even for an instant.

914
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Yeah.

915
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,600
Goodbye, Freddie.

916
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,320
Goodbye, Lizzie.

917
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,160
[sobs]

918
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,320
[inhales, exhales]

919
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,800
Mother disappeared gradually from my life,
and for that, I am grateful.

920
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,720
I'm not sure I could have withstood
her disappearing all at once.

921
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,720
Who will I put
the Christmas cards up with now?

922
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,080
[breathes shakily]

923
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,760
Who will I tell when I've got good news?

924
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,120
[whispers] My friends.

925
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,680
Thank you all so much. [breathes shakily]

926
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,080
I can't tell you how much
this means to me.

927
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,000
[sighs]

928
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,880
Look, Declan,

929
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,040
I know I've left you and Venturer
in an awful mess,

930
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,240
but I'm gonna make it up to you.

931
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,720
[funeral guests chattering]

932
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Sure.

933
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,520
[knock on door]

934
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,840
[Tony] Enter.

935
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,720
[door opens]

936
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,000
I told you you could do it.

937
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,080
[Maud chuckles]

938
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,560
Are we waiting for anyone?

939
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,520
No.

940
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,600
Just us.

941
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,040
Would you like me to read anything?

942
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,840
I was hoping, perhaps, we could improvise.

943
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,080
Huh.

944
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,240
[sighs]

945
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,960
Would you like me to do
the English accent?

946
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,720
Why not?

947
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,800
[bag thuds]

948
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,680
You know, the first rule of improvisation
is you can't say no to anything.

949
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,120
Is that right?

950
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,720
Would you like to see me do
anything in particular?

951
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,200
There are lots of things
I want to see you do.

952
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,720
You know, I actually dreamt of doing some
things in front of you the other night.

953
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,560
Oh, really? What was that?

954
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,840
-It was some very bad things.
-Ah.

955
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,080
I seem to remember it started

956
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,520
something like this.

957
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,240
[♪ mischievous music playing]

958
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,760
And then…

959
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,200
What was it?

960
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,760
Oh, yes.

961
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,960
[sniffs]

962
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,000
[music ends]

963
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,240
[♪ opera music playing]