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<i>Here we are in the alley
behind the Troubadour</i>

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<i>with Mr. Steve Martin.</i>

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<i>Yes, yes, it's me.</i>

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen, if you're listening,</i>

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<i>some people just walked by
and recognized me here. Exciting--</i>

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<i>Woody Allen, right?</i>

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00:23:15,772 --> 00:23:17,774
<i>No, no, no, no.</i>

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<i>Are you Jerry Lewis?</i>

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00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,153
<i>No, this is Steve Martin.
The King of Comedy.</i>

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<i>I've never heard of Steve Martin.</i>

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<i>Make me laugh.</i>

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Now make orange juice!

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<i>More! More! More!</i>

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I think we should all be one.

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That's why I'm just going to step down
among the people.

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Don't touch me.

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Do you recognize him?

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He's hosted the <i>Tonight Show</i>
a couple of times.

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Is Steve Martin here?
I wanna seduce him.

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<i>You want people to like you.</i>

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01:30:25,468 --> 01:30:27,846
<i>But it's something that
leaves you kind of cold.</i>

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<i>It's easy to come to the conclusion
you're doing it for all the wrong reasons.</i>