1
00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,216
- (CREW MEMBER COUGHING)
- (TOOLS BANGING)
2
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,509
Morning, Quinn.
3
00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,678
So sorry for the 4 a.m. pickup.
4
00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,097
Oh, please. It's lovely
to watch the sunrise.
5
00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,474
(CHUCKLES) Well, last day. Sad.
6
00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,309
I'm literally so sad.
7
00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,146
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
8
00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,939
Sorry for staring at you.
(CHUCKLES)
9
00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:27,234
I watched one of your films once
on my phone on a Greek ferry.
10
00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,902
Big thumbs up on your acting.
11
00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,155
Oh, thanks so much.
12
00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,991
It was an illegal stream,
which I feel bad about now.
13
00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,576
But I was
on international waters
14
00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,702
at the time.
15
00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,204
Well, I won't tell if you won't.
16
00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,205
DAG: Thank you.
17
00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,915
As you know,
I died many dawns...
18
00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:44,377
ANITA:
That's it, fucking run! Run!
19
00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,837
Umbrella! Hello!
20
00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,840
- That's alarming.
- Hmm.
21
00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,467
So, apparently Rome is burning,
22
00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,470
but, uh, it's nothing
to worry about.
23
00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:54,845
DAG: Hmm.
24
00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,474
♪ (HURRIED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
25
00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,392
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
26
00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,144
Morning. We got you coffee.
27
00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,314
Ooh, studio coffee.
Mm. Yeah, no thanks.
28
00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,607
I don't know
how you drink that crap.
29
00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,609
I have no taste.
I know what they say,
30
00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,569
"Pat the philistine
has no taste."
31
00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,281
Yeah, guess what? I don't.
Joke's on you, pal. (CHUCKLES)
32
00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,158
So, this is... fun.
33
00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,785
A little 5 a.m.
hang with my guys.
34
00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:21,497
Anita, an old problem
has come back to nag us.
35
00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,666
You familiar
with "the woman problem"?
36
00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,167
What's that?
The... the menopause?
37
00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,878
PAT: Way before your time,
there was a...
38
00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,171
thing in the air.
39
00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,257
"Maximum Studios has a problem
with their girl characters."
40
00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,427
Yeah, great. So we find a way
to shut everybody up.
41
00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,222
And in silencing the debate,
empowering the women.
42
00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,683
We announce a movie,
The Sister Squad.
43
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,185
Silo all our women,
put them in one movie.
44
00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,812
Offshore the women problem.
45
00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,523
And in offshoring the women,
empowering the women.
46
00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:51,235
Female director,
eight female leads, female DP.
47
00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,028
Yeah, I shit you not. (CHUCKLES)
48
00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,988
Hey, what's the opposite
of a sausage party?
49
00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,699
A clam jam?
50
00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,783
Clam jam...
51
00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,743
PAT: I mean, we women
the absolute fuck out of it.
52
00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,413
PR wet dream.
The cliterati went nuts.
53
00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,957
So exciting to get inside
that creative process.
54
00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,458
Then, and I don't want to say
55
00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,918
all the women
turned on each other,
56
00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,420
'cause I know how that sounds...
57
00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,587
Sure. Do you?
58
00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,548
...but it was catfights
in the henhouse all day long.
59
00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,968
So then Shane has to can
our women movie, and guess what?
60
00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,263
Suddenly, we got a woman problem
all over again. Ugh!
61
00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,056
It's like a menstrual cycle,
but for women.
62
00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,600
And now they're saying that...
63
00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,019
we are not real feminists.
64
00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,145
- (SCOFFS)
- Bitches.
65
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,479
Which leads me to you.
66
00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,108
Oh, you want me to woman
the woman problem.
67
00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,776
Take a look at Tecto, huh?
68
00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,487
Beef up that woman angle.
Quiet the chat.
69
00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,073
ANITA: Pat, two male leads.
We don't have a lot of runway.
70
00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,076
Hey... (CLAPS)
...your movie, your choice.
71
00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,120
But also really,
it's Shane's choice.
72
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,998
And as a father of daughters,
I'm very pro-Shane's choice.
73
00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,167
- Absolutely. Got it.
- Thanks, sugartits.
74
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,418
- What?
- PAT: I'm kidding!
75
00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,461
I would never say that,
76
00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,546
which is precisely
why I can say it as a joke.
77
00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,589
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
78
00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,925
Ha, ha. Funny joke, jellydick.
79
00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,471
♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
80
00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,311
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
81
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,606
Eric, sir,
we have your dead wives,
82
00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,483
if you'd like
to make a selection.
83
00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,568
Just pick a woman
to play a corpse.
84
00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,446
Obviously, they're all great.
85
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,323
Do you think they can hear me?
86
00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,574
- No, I don't think so--
- Okay, great,
87
00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,826
because they're all terrible.
I don't believe any of them.
88
00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,037
This is for a photo
on a tombstone
89
00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,455
and a corpse, so...
90
00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,623
Will you please just find me
91
00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,291
some more options
for the dead woman?
92
00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,671
Thank you. You're all great.
Jaz, thank you.
93
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,839
- DAG: Rest in peace.
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
- JAZ: This way, please.
94
00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,299
DAG: Oh, here comes Quinn!
95
00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,926
Love how we've taken
one of the great actors
96
00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,803
of her generation
and dressed her up
97
00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,346
like a Mormon in space.
98
00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:45,724
Oh, here she is!
The exposition lady.
99
00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,935
- Hello, Peter.
- Oh, I love it when you're in.
100
00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,395
I can just kick back
101
00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,272
and listen to you
yap, yap, yapping away.
102
00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,067
I'm just nodding today.
No dialogue.
103
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,111
Nod away and let those
clever little boys
104
00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,697
in India paint round me
with their graphics. (CHUCKLES)
105
00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,199
Hmm. (EXHALES)
106
00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,534
Can someone get me some gum?
107
00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,202
Oh, sorry, if you could avoid
108
00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,913
any unnecessary mouth movements
in the headpiece.
109
00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,665
So, like eating or talking?
110
00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,000
Exactly. Thanks so much.
111
00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,377
ADAM: Ba! Ba!
(CLEARS THROAT) Ba!
112
00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,170
- (GROANS)
- PETER: Morning, number one.
113
00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,839
I was just telling number four,
114
00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,507
I'm on nodding duties.
115
00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,301
How's this? Too much?
116
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,389
Peter, I'm just gonna stay
focused on my process, okay?
117
00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,851
- Ba! Ba!
- (CREW SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
118
00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,518
Last day. (SIGHS)
119
00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,437
- Last day and I am done.
- ADAM: Ba!
120
00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,190
As you know,
I died many dawns before
121
00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,359
and was doomed to forever wander
122
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,029
this infinite maze of wormholes
123
00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,781
known as the Chrontinuum.
124
00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,700
Peter nods in agreement.
125
00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,618
But as you know,
126
00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,412
with enough resourcium...
127
00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,456
Academy Award nominee.
128
00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,874
You can really tell.
129
00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,542
...the Invisible Jackhammer
could propel its way
130
00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,002
through the chrono-funnel
131
00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,295
and into the outermost edges...
132
00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,464
ANITA: Ah, there she is.
The Lilac Ghost.
133
00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,883
A vision in purple,
like human potpourri.
134
00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,968
Anita, is everything okay?
'Cause it feels like the gods
135
00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,470
are maybe angry
and I don't know why.
136
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,721
Grab Eric. I have a headache
137
00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,264
I'm excited to share
with you all.
138
00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,809
(CHUCKLES) This is me all day.
Can you believe it?
139
00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,604
Silently nodding,
like a wife at a party.
140
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,897
Bad news. (SIGHS)
141
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,232
The culture thinks the studio
has a woman problem
142
00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,401
and Pat would like us
to fix it for them.
143
00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,279
But we have a woman.
The Lilac Ghost.
144
00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,614
Okay, Eric, describe her to me.
145
00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,282
Beware traps, milord.
146
00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,786
Well, she's a strong...
147
00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,245
independent female ghost.
148
00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,914
So, what's her superpower, Eric?
149
00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,416
It's not a power,
but she is clumsy.
150
00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,169
ANITA: And that's our superhero?
A clumsy dead woman?
151
00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,420
Not to be a nerd about it,
152
00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,798
she lost her powers
in a soul swap with Immortus.
153
00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,091
That's just her arc.
154
00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,009
I'll tell you who had an arc,
Joan.
155
00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,595
Joan of Arc.
Rest in fire, queen.
156
00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,098
Okay, uh, so we'll meet on wrap.
157
00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,058
We need the Lilac Ghost
to be a badass
158
00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,142
by tomorrow morning.
159
00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,478
Come armed with ideas
for a new power, thank you.
160
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,896
Bryson, let's roll.
161
00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,564
Great, so let's just give
the women superpowers
162
00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,607
even if they don't have any.
163
00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,359
It's based on the comics,
these are the facts.
164
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,568
Are comics facts?
165
00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,529
JAZ: Dan, Adam's crying
in his trailer.
166
00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,572
DANIEL: Oh, great.
Maybe I'll join him.
167
00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,534
I may have done a sexism once,
in a beer commercial.
168
00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,452
But I've always wanted
to make a feminism.
169
00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,620
I know you have, Eric.
170
00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,455
How did I miss this, Stephie?
171
00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,748
Do I have a woman problem?
172
00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,583
Eric, she just got lost
in the rewrites.
173
00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,044
If anything,
it's probably my fault.
174
00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,507
Well, maybe, in a way, yes.
175
00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,467
Mm.
176
00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,636
Crikey. You’ve shot up.
177
00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,471
(CHUCKLES)
Yes, it's for eyeline.
178
00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,473
Yeah. An honor, really.
179
00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,809
Heavy is the head
that wears the head.
180
00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,728
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
181
00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,979
Wife's a lucky lady.
182
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,691
Big man, two moufs--
mows-- mouths.
183
00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,610
I'll get some grapes.
184
00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,986
(CHUCKLES)
185
00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,654
(SNIFFLES) My God,
186
00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,322
I wouldn't mind
a nibble on that fish stick.
187
00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,158
(LAUGHS)
188
00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,993
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
He's some kind of mollusk.
189
00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,327
(CHUCKLES)
190
00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,871
- Listen, uh, everything's cool.
- Yeah?
191
00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,706
Everything's, yeah,
like, it's fine.
192
00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,834
Um, but I might be having
a few slight side effects
193
00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,169
from my human growth hormones.
194
00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,670
- Your supplements, you mean?
- ADAM: Yeah.
195
00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,213
Because we only know
about your supplements.
196
00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,007
No. No, I'm talking
about my human growth hormones.
197
00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,092
DANIEL: Okay.
198
00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,053
ADAM: My jaw.
199
00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,678
My face.
200
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,930
It's, like... growing.
201
00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,682
A lot. My beanie.
202
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,601
My beanie.
It's never felt this tight.
203
00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,686
Look at that.
204
00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,396
Okay, Adam, mate,
where's this coming from?
205
00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,358
Have you seen the on-set photos
from Centurios 2?
206
00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,360
Look at that.
Look at those traps.
207
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,862
I'd smack my own mother's ass
for those traps.
208
00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,030
Yeah, same.
209
00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,365
But that's Brick Tower though,
210
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,533
- that's his whole thing.
- Yeah, but that's the look!
211
00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,118
- Mmm.
- I... it's like a...
212
00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,454
a refrigerator
carrying a television set.
213
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,706
It's like a mesomorph
with, like,
214
00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,625
endomorphic characteristics.
215
00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,751
You know
what I'm talking about, right?
216
00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,419
Uh, kin-- kinda, yeah, yeah.
217
00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,046
Yeah, and I got this,
like, new doctor,
218
00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,714
and I really like the guy a lot,
219
00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,716
but he has
his own cryptocurrency,
220
00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,718
and I'm just like,
you're not focused, brah.
221
00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,929
Can you just show me
what is it you're on?
222
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,264
Yeah. It's, um...
223
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,392
It's a new hormone, Ovitropin.
224
00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,560
But this guy at the gym says
it gives you bitch tits
225
00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,562
and I'm like, no.
So now I'm like cutting it
226
00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,982
with this new experimental drug
for breast cancer.
227
00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,943
(GAGS)
228
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,777
Okay, sure. Um,
229
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,529
just a reminder
that the official line
230
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,364
is avocados, lots of crunches.
231
00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,825
But I went down like this
Google hole last night,
232
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,118
kind of like spun me out
a little bit
233
00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,703
and I'm not really
sleeping that much.
234
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,079
Like, I'm on
zero sleep actually.
235
00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249
Can I show you something...
(INHALES) ...on my body?
236
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,417
(CHUCKLES)
237
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:24,169
Just so you know, um,
the drug that I'm injecting,
238
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,839
it's-- it's designed
to fatten up livestock,
239
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,175
uh, specifically sheep.
240
00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,593
Yeah, obviously, why not?
241
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,595
Yeah, so I just want you to see,
is this--
242
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,639
- Ooh.
- Look at this hair here.
243
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,266
The acne
is just like the normal,
244
00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,268
- normal side effect.
- Ah!
245
00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,604
Like white and like wiry,
kind of wiry?
246
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,773
Yeah, I guess.
247
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,317
- Mm.
- Yeah, you don't think it's...
248
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,653
you know,
you don't think it's...
249
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,697
W-- Wool?
250
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,742
- No, I don't think it's wool.
- No, I don't think so, either.
251
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,285
(CHUCKLES) No, no, not at all.
252
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,495
Yeah, yeah.
253
00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,330
(CLICKS TONGUE)
254
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,792
'Cause you don't think
you're turning into a sheep?
255
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,960
No! (LAUGHS)
256
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,211
- No, fuck no!
- DANIEL: Okay.
257
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,379
- No!
- No.
258
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,589
- Yeah.
- No. No!
259
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,924
Paranoia, anxiety spirals,
they're side effects,
260
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,677
- so it-- it's normal.
- I don't want this.
261
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,598
This is not what I want.
262
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,352
I mean, this is just
what I have to do to be him.
263
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,023
Yeah.
264
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,524
Okay. Um...
265
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,444
All right, look, I'm gonna call
the concierge guy, yeah?
266
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,654
We're gonna get you an IV
and a vit-B shot.
267
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,031
We're gonna flush you out,
clean you up.
268
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,699
Yeah, okay. Great. Thank you.
269
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,409
In the meantime,
if you start feeling the urge
270
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,078
to run around fields
and jump over hedges,
271
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,205
you let me know.
272
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,374
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
273
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,001
The... the sheep. Um...
274
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,128
ADAM: Oh, it's a joke.
It's a joke. (LAUGHS)
275
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,129
DANIEL: Yep.
276
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,547
Don’t knit me into a sweater, right?
277
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,633
(DANIEL LAUGHS)
278
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,386
It's not wool.
279
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,888
- Okay? All right.
- (ADAM CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
280
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:58,889
- You're Tecto!
- Tecto.
281
00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,642
- You're gonna be great.
All right.
- Yeah. Thanks.
282
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,895
Okay, power hour. Let's go.
283
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,690
So, we give her
the strength of a man.
284
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,358
- ANITA: What man?
- A man. Any man.
285
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,609
STEPH: Van Damme, Snipes,
286
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,694
Sudeikis, Agassi?
287
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,862
DANIEL: Issue 219,
"Death in the Red Valley,"
288
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:17,032
she absorbs the strength
of the world's strongest man,
289
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,826
- and that is CBA.
- CBA?
290
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,203
- It's Comic Book Accurate--
- Comic Book Authentic.
Sorry for joining late.
291
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,706
- ANITA: Boring. What else?
- Another one from the comics
is she learns languages
292
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,541
- by kissing people on the mouth.
- No.
293
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,583
What if she can talk to horses?
294
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,876
Anybody can talk to horses,
Steph.
295
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,837
Horses understand,
is what I meant.
She speaks horse.
296
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,046
ANITA: Can't we just
give her something?
297
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,548
A-- A dongle, a bangle, a rope?
298
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,549
For various reasons,
299
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,883
none of those ideas
are good ideas.
300
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,051
Oh, what about this?
301
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,554
But she talks horse
in a loud voice.
302
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,763
She-- Her voice isn't horse.
303
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,182
- I am clear.
- The Stick of Maximum Potency.
304
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,642
Oh, yeah, those are good words.
305
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,520
DANIEL: Obviously no, Dag.
That belongs to Professor Poton.
306
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,896
- (SIGHS)
- ANITA: Good words, though.
307
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,898
Maximum potency? What is it?
308
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,941
Dunno. Make it up?
309
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,109
Oh, yeah, just make it up.
310
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,944
- It's all made up, Daniel.
- DANIEL: Yeah, so's the Bible.
311
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,238
Okay, let's just
give the Apostle Paul
superhuman strength.
312
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,573
Where's that leave Jesus?
313
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,074
Suddenly he's just some hippie
at a dinner party.
314
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,326
Meanwhile, Paul's fighting Satan
with a lightsaber.
315
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,579
My generation would totally read
that version of the Bible.
316
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,663
Bryson,
what does it actually do?
317
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,749
Canonically, the stick has
the power to stop time.
318
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,334
ANITA: Yawn. Can we do better?
319
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,668
More powerful than an atom bomb?
320
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,086
A thousand atom bombs!
321
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,255
A powerful, powerful,
powerful woman.
322
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,549
- Who talks horse.
- Stop talking about horses!
323
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,301
Look, the fans
are not gonna like it,
324
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,302
I'm telling you.
325
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,429
When we gave Gale Force
the Gravity Pendant,
326
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,805
do you remember what happened?
327
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,599
They leaked her iCalendar
onto Reddit,
328
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,768
and then they protested
at her niece's graduation.
329
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,604
Oh, God, how unimaginable,
missing your niece's graduation?
330
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,064
DANIEL: Bryson?
331
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,442
All I will say
about the stick is,
332
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,320
on behalf
of little girls everywhere...
333
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,613
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
334
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,740
ERIC:
I'm so excited about the stick,
335
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,408
because women are important.
336
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,786
Hmm? This is what
a feminist looks like.
337
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,120
Who's the woman playwright
338
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,289
who wrote the play I loved
about women?
339
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,334
Amy Baker? Annie Herzog?
340
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,419
Get her on a flight.
I'll brief her on rewrites.
341
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,796
Lilac Ghost gets a new stick,
342
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,589
and we reshoot
the scene from today.
343
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,217
Great. I cracked it.
What else should I fix?
344
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,260
- ANITA: It's good work, Dag.
- DAG: The Stick
of Maximum Potency.
345
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,137
- Even I can't believe
how cool it sounds.
- ERIC: Beautiful idea, Dag.
346
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,765
- DAG: You have no idea.
- The maximum level of potency?
347
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,558
Sorry, can you hear yourselves?
348
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,978
The Lilac Ghost becomes
the most powerful being
in the cosmos?
349
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,439
Have you taken leave
of your senses?
350
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,526
Seriously, Anita, it's--
Fucking hell.
351
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,778
Great work, everybody.
352
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,406
Dan, can I get two
on the schedule?
353
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,617
DAG: Sorry to have
an idea, I guess. (CHUCKLES)
354
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,161
Dan, can we remember
the line in front of the crew?
355
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,705
DANIEL:
"The line"? Oh, the line.
356
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,498
Anita, if you pull at
this thread, okay,
357
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,749
the whole script
is gonna unravel,
358
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,834
Eric's gonna get in his head,
359
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,460
and then we're all going
down a fucking rabbit hole.
360
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,837
It's a stick in a movie, Dan.
361
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,338
We'll lose days,
the movie loses focus,
362
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,173
and then I'm going
to lose sleep and hair.
363
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,508
ANITA: Okay, friend level,
364
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,010
I just need to land this plane,
365
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,846
cash my check,
and jet pack out of here.
366
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,514
Boutique development house,
367
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,726
actual movies,
not this franchise bullshit.
368
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,310
Oh, okay.
369
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,854
- I get it.
- ANITA: Yeah.
370
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,689
This is just
"the yawn" all over again.
371
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,524
Oh, what the fuck?
This is not "the yawn."
372
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,234
- Yeah, it is. It's "the yawn."
- ANITA: Fuck, are you hung up
373
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,694
on something
from seven years ago?
374
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,154
It's okay. Just use us.
375
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,822
Pump us full of woman.
376
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,699
And then bounce on us
like a trampoline.
377
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,826
- ANITA: Thanks, Dan.
- DANIEL: Thanks, Anita.
378
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,244
- Remembering the line.
- ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
379
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,412
Watch your step there. Careful.
380
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,039
Eric's just shattered
the glass ceiling.
381
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,206
DANIEL: Wow.
382
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,542
And yet, none of you were asked
to clean it up. Progress.
383
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,420
DAG: Who do I talk to
about residuals?
384
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,881
Quinn just wrapped.
Headpiece being scraped off.
385
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,050
Waiting with flowers
to convey Shane's thanks.
386
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,384
QUINN: Free at last!
387
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,428
These flowers convey
Shane's thanks.
388
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,555
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Aw.
- ANITA: Bravo, our leading lady.
389
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,639
Stop. (CHUCKLES)
390
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,391
It has been the utmost delight.
391
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,435
Oh, your forehead is inflamed.
392
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,480
Yeah, it's from the adhesive.
Super durable.
393
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,564
For a superwoman.
394
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,566
This face is on fire.
395
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,110
(CHUCKLES) Right.
Thank you and goodbye.
396
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,946
We need you
to come back tomorrow.
397
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,823
- What?
- Quinn, it is super important
398
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,409
to me as a woman to empower you.
399
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,620
Literally, more powers to you.
400
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,663
- Big new scene.
- BRYSON: Big new stick.
401
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,750
ANITA: Flying in a playwright.
Annie Herzog's in a helicopter.
402
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,126
Trust me, it's gonna be great.
403
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,421
That's... that's really great.
404
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,882
Although, I've...
405
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,676
never really wanted
to make a fuss
406
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,596
because the fans haven't
exactly embraced me.
407
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,099
Remember when I made
that quip about Thunderon?
408
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,433
They really didn't like it.
409
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,935
Got pretty scary.
410
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,770
Oh, the militant wing
of our base
411
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,939
is vanishingly small,
right, Bryson?
412
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,941
Ten, twenty, thirty thousand?
413
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,401
If I may?
414
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,277
"If Quinn Walker got hit
by a bus,
415
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,863
I genuinely
would not shed a tear."
416
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,323
Do you know who tweeted that?
417
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,450
Some asshole
in his mom's basement.
418
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,744
My daughter's pediatrician.
419
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,915
And those are the minds
that we need to change.
420
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,125
Let me try.
421
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,252
New scene,
let you kick some ass.
422
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,295
Shane would
really appreciate it.
423
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,717
Well, I am still under contract,
so I shall see you tomorrow.
424
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,219
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY) Good night.
425
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,680
Oh, oh, Quinn. Uh...
426
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,390
now you're not
technically wrapped,
427
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,058
I must deflower.
428
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,810
- (SCOFFS)
- We will reflower.
429
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,021
I am an ally.
430
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,149
I feel so Hollywood.
431
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,067
Four days in,
already got a writing credit.
432
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,069
(SCOFFS) You're not getting
a writing credit.
433
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,196
I might just catapult
straight to the top.
434
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,200
Saltburn it. Dancing around
the studio with my wang out.
435
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,077
Morning, Quinn.
436
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,204
Nearly ready for you.
437
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,207
(MUFFLED SOBBING)
438
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,710
(DOOR OPENING)
439
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,502
DANIEL: Oh! Quinn.
440
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,254
Is this a bad time?
Should we come back?
441
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,423
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I do this all the time.
442
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,841
Come, come, come.
443
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,052
It-- It's to protect
the eye makeup.
444
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,804
When I want to cry,
which is most days,
445
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,056
tilt the chair back,
446
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,974
then the tears
don't ruin my makeup.
447
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,060
See?
448
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:40,522
- Oh, yeah, you can see the tears
just running clear.
- DAG: Oh, yeah.
449
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,733
Such a good system.
450
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,027
It's like-- like guttering,
but for tears.
451
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,405
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
452
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,700
All right. Last day.
Really is your last day.
453
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,202
- Yep. Thanks so much.
- DANIEL: Thanks, Quinn.
454
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,536
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, be out in two.
455
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,788
- Yeah.
- DANIEL: Cheers. Bye-bye.
456
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,873
(DOOR CLOSES)
457
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,875
Sides to reflect the new scene.
458
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,960
Ah, new pages for the Nodfather.
459
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,129
Okay. Uh, heads up,
Quinn's feeling quite emotional,
460
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,924
so let's just, um, be sensitive, yeah?
461
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,551
Um, Eric?
More options for the dead wife.
462
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,303
DANIEL: Eric, sir,
make your selection.
463
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,350
Oh, my. Look at you all,
standing there in your power.
464
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,644
But don’t look for too long,
465
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,687
it might be a little bit weird.
466
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,772
It's just a photo
on a tombstone, Eric.
467
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,482
I-- I choose them all.
468
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,360
Congratulations,
you’re all dead!
469
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,444
JAZ: Follow me.
470
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,698
DANIEL: Eric, how can Tecto
have five identical dead wives?
471
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,325
- I think I just had
a mini-stroke.
- DANIEL: Uh-huh.
472
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,160
Could you pick one for me
and kill the rest?
473
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,537
Okay.
474
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,081
Adam! Feeling human again?
Little less wooly?
475
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,290
So much better, yeah.
476
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,751
Sorry about the sheep thing.
What a doofus.
477
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,461
Still feeling a little paranoid,
but...
478
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,879
That'll pass though, right?
You'll bounce back.
479
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,090
- Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
- Give it your all. Yeah.
480
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,967
- QUINN: Hey, hey, hey, sorry.
- What's that?
481
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,885
DAG:
The Stick of Maximum Potency.
482
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,012
It's incredibly powerful.
483
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,096
- Yeah, so powerful...
- Oh.
484
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,973
...I actually can't believe it.
485
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,267
Yeah. I mean, it's big.
486
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,601
QUINN: Yeah,
I know what you mean.
487
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,936
It's overwhelming,
to be honest with you.
488
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,146
Thank you.
489
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,733
But it's not stronger than my,
uh, Earthquake Glove, right?
490
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,735
Maybe. Could be. Probably.
491
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237
ADAM: Okay. Um...
492
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,661
(SIGHS) Why can't
I read right now? This, um...
493
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,122
I'm really happy with it.
494
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,042
ERIC: Welcoming back Quinn,
our beloved Lilac Ghost.
495
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,626
Thank you for being here, Quinn.
496
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,962
And so, to the scene.
Same blocking.
497
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,090
Key new beat,
Quinn wields her stick,
498
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,799
Peter cowers.
499
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,217
Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What's this about cowering?
500
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,344
Can you stand on your position,
501
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,637
and we take it
from your new line, Quinn.
502
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,016
Yeah? Okay, and...
503
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,808
action.
504
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,143
- Silence!
- (ADAM GASPS)
505
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,479
Or I shall banish thee
to the depths
506
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,147
of Kragnor Caves!
507
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,441
No! (BREATHES HEAVILY)
508
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,859
Okay, and-- and what?
509
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,027
You're supposed to cower.
510
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030
Well, I was told
today was nodding.
511
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,614
Now it's cowering.
512
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,033
Yes, but the distance
between nodding and cowering
513
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,659
is a hundred million miles.
514
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,828
I'm sorry, but this changes
everything, Eric.
515
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,330
ERIC: Because
we are changing everything.
516
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,623
For women, for all of us.
517
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,000
Can I just say I'm sorry
if this thing bumps?
518
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,544
- I am genuinely mortified.
- It's... it's... it's not you.
519
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,712
Don't worry, it's not you.
520
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,838
- (ADAM CLEARS THROAT)
- What?
521
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,674
Can I get a closer look?
522
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,509
- Take it.
- Thank you.
523
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,719
Crystal? Is this real metal?
524
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,471
Mazel tov.
525
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,349
I hear you fixed sexism, huh?
526
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,643
Beat it over the head
with a big sparkly stick.
527
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,852
Yes, Pat, that's correct.
528
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,396
That's exactly what we did.
529
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,563
Why didn't I think of that?
530
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,649
Give the woman an accessory.
531
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,026
Hey. Possible tagline,
"Chicks with sticks."
532
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,528
I'm not sure.
We'll leave it to marketing.
533
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,406
- Ugh, come on! Let's go!
- ERIC: Yes.
534
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,699
Let's go. Let's shoot!
535
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,450
ERIC: Please un-pinch
your nose, Peter.
536
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,578
- You heard Adam. Go ahead.
- ADAM: Yeah-- Uh--
537
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,499
Uh, you herd me? What?
What did you say?
538
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,709
You were like...
539
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,960
What did you say?
540
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,044
What?
541
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,714
You "herd" me? Are yo--
You're "herding" me?
542
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,049
- What?
- ADAM: Is this a sheep thing?
543
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,177
I-- I-- Wait, wait, time out.
Eric, is this a crook?
544
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,220
Sorry, I'm sorry.
545
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,430
Is this a joke?
546
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,807
Is th-- Are you holding a crook?
Are you in this too?
547
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,726
Are you-- (CHUCKLES)
Are you fucking with me?
548
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,227
Are you guys
all fucking with me?
549
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,855
I get it,
you're fucking with me.
550
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,940
But I'm not a sheep.
551
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,445
Yeah, let's laugh at the guy
who's not turning into a sheep.
552
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,282
I'm sorry, I just cannot
see my way to a cower.
553
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,075
- God knows I've tried.
- ERIC: Peter, wait.
554
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,368
PETER: Don't "Peter" me!
555
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,453
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
556
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,621
ERIC: Be right back.
Adam, what's happening?
557
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,957
Use your words!
558
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,584
QUINN: Someone find me Anita, please?
559
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,793
What's going on here, Anita?
560
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,337
I'm getting
those henhouse vibes.
561
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,963
Not to man-explain this thing.
562
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,090
- It's mansplain.
- I don't think it is.
563
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,593
Shane would like
six influential women
564
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,846
from the internet to know
he's not a misogynist.
565
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,849
So get my fucking lady scene.
566
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,394
I'd love to help.
I'm just very aware of the line.
567
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,897
I guess we're taking five,
everyone!
568
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,274
CREW MEMBER:
All right, let's take five!
569
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652
Can't stop holding it.
570
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,613
Hey, Adam?
571
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,407
ADAM: Just a second!
Uh, wait out there, please.
572
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,327
Anita? Do we have Anita?
573
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,788
Hey, Meg, Adam's agent.
I have reps.
574
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,041
(OVERLAPPING INTRODUCTIONS)
575
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,502
...obviously, not the
Janet Jackson.
576
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,127
Hey, everybody.
577
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,504
So, we're just jumping on here
578
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,755
'cause it looks like
we're gonna need
579
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,174
certain protections
in place moving forward,
580
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,467
pursuant superpowers.
581
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,678
Uh-huh. Is this about the stick?
582
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,096
I guess what we want,
583
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,348
and it's crazy
to say this out loud,
584
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,684
is some sort of
guaranteed immunity
585
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,812
for our client from the Stick
of Maximum Potency.
586
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,022
Without getting drawn
into the details,
587
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,026
Adam already has a Jackhammer
and an Earthquake Glove.
588
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,445
I know. Again,
it's crazy to talk like this.
589
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,447
It's just the Jackhammer
is invisible.
590
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,116
And sticks
are cooler than gloves.
591
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,368
Ipso facto,
we have a serious problem.
592
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,619
- REP 1: That's correct.
- Well...
593
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,789
I need the stick in my movie,
Meg, so what do you suggest?
594
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,082
REP 2:
Maybe Adam should get a stick.
595
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,166
REP 3: Maybe he gets two sticks?
596
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,793
REP 4: What about
a Jackhammer of Maximum Potency?
597
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,086
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
598
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,838
REP 5: Can we give him
an extra line of muscles
in post?
599
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,215
REP 6: The muscles is good.
Muscles on his muscles.
600
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,591
PETER: (SHOUTING IN TRAILER)
...the Peter Fairchild,
601
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,011
shaking like a shitting dog,
cowering!
602
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,137
How fucking dare they?
603
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,389
Anita? I see
what you're doing here,
604
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,682
empowering me.
605
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,809
But if you try
606
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,936
to write me into any more
607
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,689
of these fucking movies,
608
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,359
I will go home and get pregnant.
609
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,194
Noted. Thank you, Quinn.
610
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,947
QUINN: I'm ovulating!
611
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,576
I fucked it, okay?
Nobody wants to shoot my scene.
612
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,036
DANIEL:
This is just what you do, Anita.
613
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,204
Career first,
screw everyone else.
614
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,873
Oh, are you still on
about "the yawn"?
615
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,082
You're the one mentioning
"the yawn."
616
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,542
Sorry, "the yawn"?
617
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,626
- It's so petty.
- DANIEL: Okay, Dag,
618
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,211
you wanna get ahead?
Check this out.
619
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,881
We were both runners on a film,
Neverthelessness.
620
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,882
ANITA: Some bullshit indie film.
621
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,216
DANIEL:
Underrated proto-mumblecore.
622
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,843
Production meeting, 6 a.m.,
623
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,721
I yawn, Anita makes a joke
at my expense
624
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,097
and makes
this big producer laugh.
625
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,390
Everyone laughs.
626
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,727
"Ooh, Daniel yawned!
Great joke, Anita."
627
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,354
She suddenly gets a promotion.
628
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,356
I got promoted
because I am good at my job
629
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,648
and because he wanted
to fuck me.
630
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,859
Yeah, well, I wanted to fuck you
because I was your boyfriend.
631
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,819
- I knew it.
- I moved on. We all did.
632
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,862
I didn't.
633
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,364
Couldn't catch
a break after that.
634
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,574
Lazy Dan,
the Tired Man of Europe.
635
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,242
Sleepy Dan, the Yawny Man.
636
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,452
Dan-bien.
637
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,913
The Yawn Supremacy.
The Yawn Ultimatum.
638
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,873
- The Yawn Identity.
- Please stop.
639
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,918
Seven years, I have not sat down
on a film set, Anita.
640
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,087
- It's 'cause of you.
- God, that is so stupid.
641
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,254
DANIEL: And this is that again.
642
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,341
You first, everyone else second.
643
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,428
I can help you. Both of you.
644
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:26,971
Next levels,
645
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,098
whatever that looks like.
646
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:33,394
Well, I think executive producer
for me, but I'm not fussy. Dan?
647
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,480
I could maybe get you
a directing gig.
648
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,815
Something in TV to start?
649
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,775
Oh, thank you, fairy godmother.
650
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,652
What else do I get with that?
Gold teeth?
651
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,487
- Little dimples?
- That would suit you.
652
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,782
I just need the actors
to shoot the woman scene.
653
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,828
I'm asking you as a pal
to remember that I'm your boss.
654
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,628
Cheat codes for the actors.
655
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,796
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
656
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,507
DANIEL: Adam's on new steroids
and he's ultra fragile.
657
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:06,011
Reduce the size of the stick,
he'll play ball.
658
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,970
Peter just wants days off
659
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,764
to shoot commercials
for Visit Libya.
660
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,557
And Quinn's miserable.
661
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,351
She just wants to die
and go home.
662
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,061
I'll fix it.
663
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,357
(SIGHS) Going forward, maybe...
664
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,234
maybe we can team it.
665
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,070
I manage upstairs,
you run the floor.
666
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:25,530
Ooh.
667
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,990
Little double act, little gang.
668
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,033
Fire and ice.
669
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,118
I'm in.
670
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,620
You can trust me, Daniel.
671
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,291
Lady Fire.
672
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,335
Ice Man.
673
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,757
Incredible Badass
Cool Bitch Motherfucker.
674
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,507
I'll speak to costume.
675
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,553
♪ (MUSIC TURNS HOPEFUL) ♪
676
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,643
JAZ: Actors in position.
Lining up to shoot.
677
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,897
CREW MEMBER 1:
Scene 54, take one, mark.
678
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,273
ANITA: Thank you, Dan.
679
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,609
DANIEL: Hey,
just keeping the trains running.
680
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,943
CREW MEMBER 2: Stand by.
681
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,945
ERIC: And... action!
682
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,782
Behold! The Lilac Ghost.
683
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:13,369
A woman of maximum potency.
684
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,871
With my stick
so very, very potent--
685
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,874
ADAM: And yet, no more powerful
than my Earthquake Glove.
686
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,001
QUINN: Indeed.
687
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,673
Here I stand,
stronger than ever.
688
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,258
But I did die.
689
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,595
And I am dead.
690
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,515
So very dead.
691
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,892
Death comes
for almost all of us.
692
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:41,563
Silence! Or I shall banish thee
to the depths of Kragnor Caves!
693
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,733
- And after--
- (TRUCK HORN BLARING)
694
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,235
Sorry, Quinn.
695
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,070
- Cut.
- Yeah, we... we've cut there.
It's a shame.
696
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,196
- What is this?
- (DISTANT SHOUTING)
697
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,447
Uh, okay,
I'm on it. I'm on it.
698
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,658
Eric, how was that for cowering?
699
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,619
Great.
I'm on the 16:45 to Tripoli.
700
00:24:55,620 --> 00:25:00,416
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
701
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,128
Holy wow. Tentpole incoming.
702
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:07,465
DAG: Hello, sister production.
(CHUCKLES)
703
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,675
They seem friendly.
704
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,385
I think we really got something.
705
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,262
Score one for the sisterhood.
706
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,515
(CHUCKLES) I'm just so happy
to be almost finished.
707
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,391
So happy I could cry.
708
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,768
Oh, don't cry. (CHUCKLES)
Two hours in the chair.
709
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,978
Sorry, this is my agent.
710
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,105
Oh, I--
711
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,606
- Thanks, Anita.
- ANITA: Oh, sure!
712
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108
- Hello?
- AGENT: Hey, Quinn.
713
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,277
How's everything going
over there?
714
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,820
Oh, it's cool.
I'm almost wrapped.
715
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,322
- Maybe like two more setups?
- AGENT: Great. So, bad news.
716
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,366
Photos of your new stick
just leaked on Reddit
717
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,784
and the fans don't like it.
718
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,287
A lot of anger,
a lot of male nerd rage.
719
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,622
I think it's best if you let
reps take over your socials
720
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,957
while this blows over.
721
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,001
Quinn?
Do not check your mentions.
722
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,003
Bryson?
723
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,922
Standard Code Red procedure.
Nothing to worry about.
724
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,507
Are those bomb dogs?
725
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:53,510
Routine security sweep
based on a credible bomb threat.
726
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,304
We have the best dogs.
727
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,015
Pedigree bomb sniffers.
728
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,726
AGENT: Also,
we strongly urge you
729
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,144
- to change pediatricians.
- (COOING)
730
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,479
AGENT: Not a good guy.
731
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,400
♪ (PLAYFUL TECHNO MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
732
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,694
(CLAPBOARD SNAPS)
733
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,780
INTERVIEWER: So tell us
about, uh, your experience
734
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,156
of working on this movie.
735
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:17,826
It's... definitely been
an experience
736
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,496
working on this movie.
737
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,998
INTERVIEWER: Um, can--
can you elaborate?
738
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,249
Oh, absolutely.
739
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,837
Uh, I was hired as an actress,
and I did what I was...
740
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,838
asked to do
741
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,549
to the best of my abilities.
742
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,967
Misogyny? No.
743
00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:37,346
Genuinely,
I can't even spell misogyny.
744
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,056
I think that says everything.
745
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:42,142
Also, I have a charity.
It's called Randolph's Dream,
746
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,354
which aims
to vaccinate all women.
747
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,649
You've probably never heard
of it because, you know, I...
748
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,858
I don't like talking about it.
749
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,485
I don't like
to put it out there.
750
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:55,531
It actually makes fundraising
really... hard to do that,
751
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,700
um, because I do
never tell anyone.
752
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,036
If... if you look
at our latest filing
753
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,205
of Randolph's Dream,
you'll see we've raised
754
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,791
about... like,
absolutely no money.
755
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,376
Hey, Heidi, you're a woman.
756
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,420
I'd vaccinate you
against everything.
757
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,213
You know, you're welcome.
I would do it.
758
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,092
That is Randolph's Dream.
759
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,512
I think we...
760
00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:19,763
I think we're good, right?
761
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,557
I'm good. I'm good. (CHUCKLES)
762
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,642
I'm gonna go.
763
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,270
Can we call my security guy?
764
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,021
Women!
765
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,190
They do-- They can do
great things, you know?
766
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,776
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪