1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,216 - (CREW MEMBER COUGHING) - (TOOLS BANGING) 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,509 Morning, Quinn. 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,678 So sorry for the 4 a.m. pickup. 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,097 Oh, please. It's lovely to watch the sunrise. 5 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,474 (CHUCKLES) Well, last day. Sad. 6 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,309 I'm literally so sad. 7 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,146 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 8 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,939 Sorry for staring at you. (CHUCKLES) 9 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:27,234 I watched one of your films once on my phone on a Greek ferry. 10 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,902 Big thumbs up on your acting. 11 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,155 Oh, thanks so much. 12 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,991 It was an illegal stream, which I feel bad about now. 13 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,576 But I was on international waters 14 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,702 at the time. 15 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,204 Well, I won't tell if you won't. 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,205 DAG: Thank you. 17 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,915 As you know, I died many dawns... 18 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:44,377 ANITA: That's it, fucking run! Run! 19 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,837 Umbrella! Hello! 20 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,840 - That's alarming. - Hmm. 21 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,467 So, apparently Rome is burning, 22 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,470 but, uh, it's nothing to worry about. 23 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:54,845 DAG: Hmm. 24 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,474 ♪ (HURRIED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 25 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,392 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 26 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,144 Morning. We got you coffee. 27 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,314 Ooh, studio coffee. Mm. Yeah, no thanks. 28 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,607 I don't know how you drink that crap. 29 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,609 I have no taste. I know what they say, 30 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,569 "Pat the philistine has no taste." 31 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,281 Yeah, guess what? I don't. Joke's on you, pal. (CHUCKLES) 32 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,158 So, this is... fun. 33 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,785 A little 5 a.m. hang with my guys. 34 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:21,497 Anita, an old problem has come back to nag us. 35 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,666 You familiar with "the woman problem"? 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,167 What's that? The... the menopause? 37 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,878 PAT: Way before your time, there was a... 38 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,171 thing in the air. 39 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,257 "Maximum Studios has a problem with their girl characters." 40 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,427 Yeah, great. So we find a way to shut everybody up. 41 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,222 And in silencing the debate, empowering the women. 42 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,683 We announce a movie, The Sister Squad. 43 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,185 Silo all our women, put them in one movie. 44 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,812 Offshore the women problem. 45 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,523 And in offshoring the women, empowering the women. 46 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:51,235 Female director, eight female leads, female DP. 47 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,028 Yeah, I shit you not. (CHUCKLES) 48 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,988 Hey, what's the opposite of a sausage party? 49 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,699 A clam jam? 50 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,783 Clam jam... 51 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,743 PAT: I mean, we women the absolute fuck out of it. 52 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,413 PR wet dream. The cliterati went nuts. 53 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,957 So exciting to get inside that creative process. 54 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,458 Then, and I don't want to say 55 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,918 all the women turned on each other, 56 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,420 'cause I know how that sounds... 57 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,587 Sure. Do you? 58 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,548 ...but it was catfights in the henhouse all day long. 59 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,968 So then Shane has to can our women movie, and guess what? 60 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,263 Suddenly, we got a woman problem all over again. Ugh! 61 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,056 It's like a menstrual cycle, but for women. 62 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,600 And now they're saying that... 63 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,019 we are not real feminists. 64 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,145 - (SCOFFS) - Bitches. 65 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,479 Which leads me to you. 66 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,108 Oh, you want me to woman the woman problem. 67 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,776 Take a look at Tecto, huh? 68 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,487 Beef up that woman angle. Quiet the chat. 69 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,073 ANITA: Pat, two male leads. We don't have a lot of runway. 70 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,076 Hey... (CLAPS) ...your movie, your choice. 71 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,120 But also really, it's Shane's choice. 72 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,998 And as a father of daughters, I'm very pro-Shane's choice. 73 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,167 - Absolutely. Got it. - Thanks, sugartits. 74 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,418 - What? - PAT: I'm kidding! 75 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,461 I would never say that, 76 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,546 which is precisely why I can say it as a joke. 77 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,589 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 78 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,925 Ha, ha. Funny joke, jellydick. 79 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,471 ♪ (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 80 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,311 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 81 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,606 Eric, sir, we have your dead wives, 82 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,483 if you'd like to make a selection. 83 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,568 Just pick a woman to play a corpse. 84 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,446 Obviously, they're all great. 85 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,323 Do you think they can hear me? 86 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,574 - No, I don't think so-- - Okay, great, 87 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,826 because they're all terrible. I don't believe any of them. 88 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,037 This is for a photo on a tombstone 89 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,455 and a corpse, so... 90 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,623 Will you please just find me 91 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,291 some more options for the dead woman? 92 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,671 Thank you. You're all great. Jaz, thank you. 93 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,839 - DAG: Rest in peace. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) - JAZ: This way, please. 94 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,299 DAG: Oh, here comes Quinn! 95 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,926 Love how we've taken one of the great actors 96 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,803 of her generation and dressed her up 97 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,346 like a Mormon in space. 98 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:45,724 Oh, here she is! The exposition lady. 99 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,935 - Hello, Peter. - Oh, I love it when you're in. 100 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,395 I can just kick back 101 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,272 and listen to you yap, yap, yapping away. 102 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,067 I'm just nodding today. No dialogue. 103 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,111 Nod away and let those clever little boys 104 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,697 in India paint round me with their graphics. (CHUCKLES) 105 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,199 Hmm. (EXHALES) 106 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,534 Can someone get me some gum? 107 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,202 Oh, sorry, if you could avoid 108 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,913 any unnecessary mouth movements in the headpiece. 109 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,665 So, like eating or talking? 110 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,000 Exactly. Thanks so much. 111 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,377 ADAM: Ba! Ba! (CLEARS THROAT) Ba! 112 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,170 - (GROANS) - PETER: Morning, number one. 113 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,839 I was just telling number four, 114 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,507 I'm on nodding duties. 115 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,301 How's this? Too much? 116 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,389 Peter, I'm just gonna stay focused on my process, okay? 117 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,851 - Ba! Ba! - (CREW SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 118 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,518 Last day. (SIGHS) 119 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,437 - Last day and I am done. - ADAM: Ba! 120 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:35,190 As you know, I died many dawns before 121 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,359 and was doomed to forever wander 122 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,029 this infinite maze of wormholes 123 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,781 known as the Chrontinuum. 124 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,700 Peter nods in agreement. 125 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,618 But as you know, 126 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,412 with enough resourcium... 127 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,456 Academy Award nominee. 128 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,874 You can really tell. 129 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,542 ...the Invisible Jackhammer could propel its way 130 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,002 through the chrono-funnel 131 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,295 and into the outermost edges... 132 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,464 ANITA: Ah, there she is. The Lilac Ghost. 133 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,883 A vision in purple, like human potpourri. 134 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,968 Anita, is everything okay? 'Cause it feels like the gods 135 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,470 are maybe angry and I don't know why. 136 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,721 Grab Eric. I have a headache 137 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,264 I'm excited to share with you all. 138 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,809 (CHUCKLES) This is me all day. Can you believe it? 139 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,604 Silently nodding, like a wife at a party. 140 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,897 Bad news. (SIGHS) 141 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,232 The culture thinks the studio has a woman problem 142 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,401 and Pat would like us to fix it for them. 143 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,279 But we have a woman. The Lilac Ghost. 144 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,614 Okay, Eric, describe her to me. 145 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,282 Beware traps, milord. 146 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,786 Well, she's a strong... 147 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,245 independent female ghost. 148 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,914 So, what's her superpower, Eric? 149 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,416 It's not a power, but she is clumsy. 150 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,169 ANITA: And that's our superhero? A clumsy dead woman? 151 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,420 Not to be a nerd about it, 152 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,798 she lost her powers in a soul swap with Immortus. 153 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,091 That's just her arc. 154 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,009 I'll tell you who had an arc, Joan. 155 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,595 Joan of Arc. Rest in fire, queen. 156 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,098 Okay, uh, so we'll meet on wrap. 157 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,058 We need the Lilac Ghost to be a badass 158 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,142 by tomorrow morning. 159 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,478 Come armed with ideas for a new power, thank you. 160 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,896 Bryson, let's roll. 161 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,564 Great, so let's just give the women superpowers 162 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,607 even if they don't have any. 163 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,359 It's based on the comics, these are the facts. 164 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,568 Are comics facts? 165 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,529 JAZ: Dan, Adam's crying in his trailer. 166 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,572 DANIEL: Oh, great. Maybe I'll join him. 167 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,534 I may have done a sexism once, in a beer commercial. 168 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,452 But I've always wanted to make a feminism. 169 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,620 I know you have, Eric. 170 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,455 How did I miss this, Stephie? 171 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,748 Do I have a woman problem? 172 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,583 Eric, she just got lost in the rewrites. 173 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,044 If anything, it's probably my fault. 174 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,507 Well, maybe, in a way, yes. 175 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,467 Mm. 176 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,636 Crikey. You’ve shot up. 177 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,471 (CHUCKLES) Yes, it's for eyeline. 178 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,473 Yeah. An honor, really. 179 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,809 Heavy is the head that wears the head. 180 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,728 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 181 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,979 Wife's a lucky lady. 182 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,691 Big man, two moufs-- mows-- mouths. 183 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,610 I'll get some grapes. 184 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,986 (CHUCKLES) 185 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,654 (SNIFFLES) My God, 186 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,322 I wouldn't mind a nibble on that fish stick. 187 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,158 (LAUGHS) 188 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,993 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) He's some kind of mollusk. 189 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,327 (CHUCKLES) 190 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,871 - Listen, uh, everything's cool. - Yeah? 191 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,706 Everything's, yeah, like, it's fine. 192 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,834 Um, but I might be having a few slight side effects 193 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,169 from my human growth hormones. 194 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,670 - Your supplements, you mean? - ADAM: Yeah. 195 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,213 Because we only know about your supplements. 196 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,007 No. No, I'm talking about my human growth hormones. 197 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,092 DANIEL: Okay. 198 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,053 ADAM: My jaw. 199 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,678 My face. 200 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,930 It's, like... growing. 201 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,682 A lot. My beanie. 202 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,601 My beanie. It's never felt this tight. 203 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,686 Look at that. 204 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,396 Okay, Adam, mate, where's this coming from? 205 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,358 Have you seen the on-set photos from Centurios 2? 206 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,360 Look at that. Look at those traps. 207 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,862 I'd smack my own mother's ass for those traps. 208 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,030 Yeah, same. 209 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,365 But that's Brick Tower though, 210 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,533 - that's his whole thing. - Yeah, but that's the look! 211 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,118 - Mmm. - I... it's like a... 212 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,454 a refrigerator carrying a television set. 213 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,706 It's like a mesomorph with, like, 214 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,625 endomorphic characteristics. 215 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,751 You know what I'm talking about, right? 216 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,419 Uh, kin-- kinda, yeah, yeah. 217 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,046 Yeah, and I got this, like, new doctor, 218 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,714 and I really like the guy a lot, 219 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,716 but he has his own cryptocurrency, 220 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,718 and I'm just like, you're not focused, brah. 221 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,929 Can you just show me what is it you're on? 222 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,264 Yeah. It's, um... 223 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,392 It's a new hormone, Ovitropin. 224 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,560 But this guy at the gym says it gives you bitch tits 225 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,562 and I'm like, no. So now I'm like cutting it 226 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,982 with this new experimental drug for breast cancer. 227 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,943 (GAGS) 228 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,777 Okay, sure. Um, 229 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,529 just a reminder that the official line 230 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,364 is avocados, lots of crunches. 231 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,825 But I went down like this Google hole last night, 232 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,118 kind of like spun me out a little bit 233 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,703 and I'm not really sleeping that much. 234 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,079 Like, I'm on zero sleep actually. 235 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249 Can I show you something... (INHALES) ...on my body? 236 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,417 (CHUCKLES) 237 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:24,169 Just so you know, um, the drug that I'm injecting, 238 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,839 it's-- it's designed to fatten up livestock, 239 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,175 uh, specifically sheep. 240 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,593 Yeah, obviously, why not? 241 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,595 Yeah, so I just want you to see, is this-- 242 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,639 - Ooh. - Look at this hair here. 243 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,266 The acne is just like the normal, 244 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,268 - normal side effect. - Ah! 245 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,604 Like white and like wiry, kind of wiry? 246 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,773 Yeah, I guess. 247 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,317 - Mm. - Yeah, you don't think it's... 248 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,653 you know, you don't think it's... 249 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,697 W-- Wool? 250 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,742 - No, I don't think it's wool. - No, I don't think so, either. 251 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,285 (CHUCKLES) No, no, not at all. 252 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,495 Yeah, yeah. 253 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,330 (CLICKS TONGUE) 254 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,792 'Cause you don't think you're turning into a sheep? 255 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,960 No! (LAUGHS) 256 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,211 - No, fuck no! - DANIEL: Okay. 257 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,379 - No! - No. 258 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,589 - Yeah. - No. No! 259 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,924 Paranoia, anxiety spirals, they're side effects, 260 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,677 - so it-- it's normal. - I don't want this. 261 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,598 This is not what I want. 262 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,352 I mean, this is just what I have to do to be him. 263 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,023 Yeah. 264 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,524 Okay. Um... 265 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,444 All right, look, I'm gonna call the concierge guy, yeah? 266 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,654 We're gonna get you an IV and a vit-B shot. 267 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,031 We're gonna flush you out, clean you up. 268 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,699 Yeah, okay. Great. Thank you. 269 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,409 In the meantime, if you start feeling the urge 270 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,078 to run around fields and jump over hedges, 271 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,205 you let me know. 272 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,374 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 273 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,001 The... the sheep. Um... 274 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,128 ADAM: Oh, it's a joke. It's a joke. (LAUGHS) 275 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,129 DANIEL: Yep. 276 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,547 Don’t knit me into a sweater, right? 277 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,633 (DANIEL LAUGHS) 278 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,386 It's not wool. 279 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,888 - Okay? All right. - (ADAM CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 280 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:58,889 - You're Tecto! - Tecto. 281 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,642 - You're gonna be great. All right. - Yeah. Thanks. 282 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,895 Okay, power hour. Let's go. 283 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,690 So, we give her the strength of a man. 284 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,358 - ANITA: What man? - A man. Any man. 285 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,609 STEPH: Van Damme, Snipes, 286 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,694 Sudeikis, Agassi? 287 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,862 DANIEL: Issue 219, "Death in the Red Valley," 288 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:17,032 she absorbs the strength of the world's strongest man, 289 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,826 - and that is CBA. - CBA? 290 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,203 - It's Comic Book Accurate-- - Comic Book Authentic. Sorry for joining late. 291 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,706 - ANITA: Boring. What else? - Another one from the comics is she learns languages 292 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,541 - by kissing people on the mouth. - No. 293 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,583 What if she can talk to horses? 294 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,876 Anybody can talk to horses, Steph. 295 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,837 Horses understand, is what I meant. She speaks horse. 296 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,046 ANITA: Can't we just give her something? 297 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,548 A-- A dongle, a bangle, a rope? 298 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,549 For various reasons, 299 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,883 none of those ideas are good ideas. 300 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,051 Oh, what about this? 301 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,554 But she talks horse in a loud voice. 302 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,763 She-- Her voice isn't horse. 303 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,182 - I am clear. - The Stick of Maximum Potency. 304 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,642 Oh, yeah, those are good words. 305 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,520 DANIEL: Obviously no, Dag. That belongs to Professor Poton. 306 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,896 - (SIGHS) - ANITA: Good words, though. 307 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,898 Maximum potency? What is it? 308 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,941 Dunno. Make it up? 309 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,109 Oh, yeah, just make it up. 310 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,944 - It's all made up, Daniel. - DANIEL: Yeah, so's the Bible. 311 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,238 Okay, let's just give the Apostle Paul superhuman strength. 312 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,573 Where's that leave Jesus? 313 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,074 Suddenly he's just some hippie at a dinner party. 314 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,326 Meanwhile, Paul's fighting Satan with a lightsaber. 315 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,579 My generation would totally read that version of the Bible. 316 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,663 Bryson, what does it actually do? 317 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,749 Canonically, the stick has the power to stop time. 318 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,334 ANITA: Yawn. Can we do better? 319 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,668 More powerful than an atom bomb? 320 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,086 A thousand atom bombs! 321 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,255 A powerful, powerful, powerful woman. 322 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,549 - Who talks horse. - Stop talking about horses! 323 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,301 Look, the fans are not gonna like it, 324 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,302 I'm telling you. 325 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,429 When we gave Gale Force the Gravity Pendant, 326 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,805 do you remember what happened? 327 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,599 They leaked her iCalendar onto Reddit, 328 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,768 and then they protested at her niece's graduation. 329 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,604 Oh, God, how unimaginable, missing your niece's graduation? 330 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,064 DANIEL: Bryson? 331 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,442 All I will say about the stick is, 332 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,320 on behalf of little girls everywhere... 333 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,613 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 334 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,740 ERIC: I'm so excited about the stick, 335 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,408 because women are important. 336 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,786 Hmm? This is what a feminist looks like. 337 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,120 Who's the woman playwright 338 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,289 who wrote the play I loved about women? 339 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,334 Amy Baker? Annie Herzog? 340 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,419 Get her on a flight. I'll brief her on rewrites. 341 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,796 Lilac Ghost gets a new stick, 342 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,589 and we reshoot the scene from today. 343 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,217 Great. I cracked it. What else should I fix? 344 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,260 - ANITA: It's good work, Dag. - DAG: The Stick of Maximum Potency. 345 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,137 - Even I can't believe how cool it sounds. - ERIC: Beautiful idea, Dag. 346 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,765 - DAG: You have no idea. - The maximum level of potency? 347 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,558 Sorry, can you hear yourselves? 348 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,978 The Lilac Ghost becomes the most powerful being in the cosmos? 349 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,439 Have you taken leave of your senses? 350 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,526 Seriously, Anita, it's-- Fucking hell. 351 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,778 Great work, everybody. 352 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,406 Dan, can I get two on the schedule? 353 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,617 DAG: Sorry to have an idea, I guess. (CHUCKLES) 354 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,161 Dan, can we remember the line in front of the crew? 355 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,705 DANIEL: "The line"? Oh, the line. 356 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,498 Anita, if you pull at this thread, okay, 357 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,749 the whole script is gonna unravel, 358 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,834 Eric's gonna get in his head, 359 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,460 and then we're all going down a fucking rabbit hole. 360 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,837 It's a stick in a movie, Dan. 361 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,338 We'll lose days, the movie loses focus, 362 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,173 and then I'm going to lose sleep and hair. 363 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,508 ANITA: Okay, friend level, 364 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,010 I just need to land this plane, 365 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,846 cash my check, and jet pack out of here. 366 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,514 Boutique development house, 367 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,726 actual movies, not this franchise bullshit. 368 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,310 Oh, okay. 369 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,854 - I get it. - ANITA: Yeah. 370 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,689 This is just "the yawn" all over again. 371 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,524 Oh, what the fuck? This is not "the yawn." 372 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,234 - Yeah, it is. It's "the yawn." - ANITA: Fuck, are you hung up 373 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,694 on something from seven years ago? 374 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,154 It's okay. Just use us. 375 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,822 Pump us full of woman. 376 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,699 And then bounce on us like a trampoline. 377 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,826 - ANITA: Thanks, Dan. - DANIEL: Thanks, Anita. 378 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,244 - Remembering the line. - ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 379 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,412 Watch your step there. Careful. 380 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,039 Eric's just shattered the glass ceiling. 381 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,206 DANIEL: Wow. 382 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,542 And yet, none of you were asked to clean it up. Progress. 383 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,420 DAG: Who do I talk to about residuals? 384 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,881 Quinn just wrapped. Headpiece being scraped off. 385 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,050 Waiting with flowers to convey Shane's thanks. 386 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,384 QUINN: Free at last! 387 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,428 These flowers convey Shane's thanks. 388 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,555 - (CLICKS TONGUE) Aw. - ANITA: Bravo, our leading lady. 389 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,639 Stop. (CHUCKLES) 390 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,391 It has been the utmost delight. 391 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,435 Oh, your forehead is inflamed. 392 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,480 Yeah, it's from the adhesive. Super durable. 393 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,564 For a superwoman. 394 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,566 This face is on fire. 395 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,110 (CHUCKLES) Right. Thank you and goodbye. 396 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,946 We need you to come back tomorrow. 397 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,823 - What? - Quinn, it is super important 398 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,409 to me as a woman to empower you. 399 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,620 Literally, more powers to you. 400 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,663 - Big new scene. - BRYSON: Big new stick. 401 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,750 ANITA: Flying in a playwright. Annie Herzog's in a helicopter. 402 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,126 Trust me, it's gonna be great. 403 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,421 That's... that's really great. 404 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,882 Although, I've... 405 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,676 never really wanted to make a fuss 406 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,596 because the fans haven't exactly embraced me. 407 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,099 Remember when I made that quip about Thunderon? 408 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,433 They really didn't like it. 409 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,935 Got pretty scary. 410 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,770 Oh, the militant wing of our base 411 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,939 is vanishingly small, right, Bryson? 412 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,941 Ten, twenty, thirty thousand? 413 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,401 If I may? 414 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,277 "If Quinn Walker got hit by a bus, 415 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,863 I genuinely would not shed a tear." 416 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,323 Do you know who tweeted that? 417 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,450 Some asshole in his mom's basement. 418 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,744 My daughter's pediatrician. 419 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,915 And those are the minds that we need to change. 420 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,125 Let me try. 421 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,252 New scene, let you kick some ass. 422 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,295 Shane would really appreciate it. 423 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,717 Well, I am still under contract, so I shall see you tomorrow. 424 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,219 (CHUCKLES WEAKLY) Good night. 425 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,680 Oh, oh, Quinn. Uh... 426 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,390 now you're not technically wrapped, 427 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,058 I must deflower. 428 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,810 - (SCOFFS) - We will reflower. 429 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,021 I am an ally. 430 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,149 I feel so Hollywood. 431 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,067 Four days in, already got a writing credit. 432 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,069 (SCOFFS) You're not getting a writing credit. 433 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,196 I might just catapult straight to the top. 434 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,200 Saltburn it. Dancing around the studio with my wang out. 435 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,077 Morning, Quinn. 436 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,204 Nearly ready for you. 437 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,207 (MUFFLED SOBBING) 438 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,710 (DOOR OPENING) 439 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,502 DANIEL: Oh! Quinn. 440 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,254 Is this a bad time? Should we come back? 441 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,423 Oh, no, no, no, no. I do this all the time. 442 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,841 Come, come, come. 443 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,052 It-- It's to protect the eye makeup. 444 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,804 When I want to cry, which is most days, 445 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,056 tilt the chair back, 446 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,974 then the tears don't ruin my makeup. 447 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,060 See? 448 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:40,522 - Oh, yeah, you can see the tears just running clear. - DAG: Oh, yeah. 449 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,733 Such a good system. 450 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,027 It's like-- like guttering, but for tears. 451 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,405 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 452 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,700 All right. Last day. Really is your last day. 453 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,202 - Yep. Thanks so much. - DANIEL: Thanks, Quinn. 454 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,536 - Thank you very much. - Yeah, be out in two. 455 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,788 - Yeah. - DANIEL: Cheers. Bye-bye. 456 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,873 (DOOR CLOSES) 457 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,875 Sides to reflect the new scene. 458 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,960 Ah, new pages for the Nodfather. 459 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,129 Okay. Uh, heads up, Quinn's feeling quite emotional, 460 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,924 so let's just, um, be sensitive, yeah? 461 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,551 Um, Eric? More options for the dead wife. 462 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,303 DANIEL: Eric, sir, make your selection. 463 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,350 Oh, my. Look at you all, standing there in your power. 464 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,644 But don’t look for too long, 465 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,687 it might be a little bit weird. 466 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,772 It's just a photo on a tombstone, Eric. 467 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,482 I-- I choose them all. 468 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,360 Congratulations, you’re all dead! 469 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,444 JAZ: Follow me. 470 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,698 DANIEL: Eric, how can Tecto have five identical dead wives? 471 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,325 - I think I just had a mini-stroke. - DANIEL: Uh-huh. 472 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,160 Could you pick one for me and kill the rest? 473 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,537 Okay. 474 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,081 Adam! Feeling human again? Little less wooly? 475 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,290 So much better, yeah. 476 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,751 Sorry about the sheep thing. What a doofus. 477 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,461 Still feeling a little paranoid, but... 478 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,879 That'll pass though, right? You'll bounce back. 479 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,090 - Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. - Give it your all. Yeah. 480 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,967 - QUINN: Hey, hey, hey, sorry. - What's that? 481 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,885 DAG: The Stick of Maximum Potency. 482 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,012 It's incredibly powerful. 483 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,096 - Yeah, so powerful... - Oh. 484 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,973 ...I actually can't believe it. 485 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,267 Yeah. I mean, it's big. 486 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,601 QUINN: Yeah, I know what you mean. 487 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,936 It's overwhelming, to be honest with you. 488 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,146 Thank you. 489 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,733 But it's not stronger than my, uh, Earthquake Glove, right? 490 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,735 Maybe. Could be. Probably. 491 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,237 ADAM: Okay. Um... 492 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,661 (SIGHS) Why can't I read right now? This, um... 493 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,122 I'm really happy with it. 494 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,042 ERIC: Welcoming back Quinn, our beloved Lilac Ghost. 495 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,626 Thank you for being here, Quinn. 496 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,962 And so, to the scene. Same blocking. 497 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,090 Key new beat, Quinn wields her stick, 498 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,799 Peter cowers. 499 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,217 Sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) What's this about cowering? 500 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,344 Can you stand on your position, 501 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,637 and we take it from your new line, Quinn. 502 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,016 Yeah? Okay, and... 503 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,808 action. 504 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,143 - Silence! - (ADAM GASPS) 505 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,479 Or I shall banish thee to the depths 506 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,147 of Kragnor Caves! 507 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,441 No! (BREATHES HEAVILY) 508 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,859 Okay, and-- and what? 509 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,027 You're supposed to cower. 510 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030 Well, I was told today was nodding. 511 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,614 Now it's cowering. 512 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,033 Yes, but the distance between nodding and cowering 513 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,659 is a hundred million miles. 514 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,828 I'm sorry, but this changes everything, Eric. 515 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,330 ERIC: Because we are changing everything. 516 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,623 For women, for all of us. 517 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,000 Can I just say I'm sorry if this thing bumps? 518 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,544 - I am genuinely mortified. - It's... it's... it's not you. 519 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,712 Don't worry, it's not you. 520 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,838 - (ADAM CLEARS THROAT) - What? 521 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,674 Can I get a closer look? 522 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,509 - Take it. - Thank you. 523 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,719 Crystal? Is this real metal? 524 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,471 Mazel tov. 525 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,349 I hear you fixed sexism, huh? 526 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,643 Beat it over the head with a big sparkly stick. 527 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,852 Yes, Pat, that's correct. 528 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,396 That's exactly what we did. 529 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,563 Why didn't I think of that? 530 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,649 Give the woman an accessory. 531 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,026 Hey. Possible tagline, "Chicks with sticks." 532 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,528 I'm not sure. We'll leave it to marketing. 533 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,406 - Ugh, come on! Let's go! - ERIC: Yes. 534 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,699 Let's go. Let's shoot! 535 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,450 ERIC: Please un-pinch your nose, Peter. 536 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,578 - You heard Adam. Go ahead. - ADAM: Yeah-- Uh-- 537 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,499 Uh, you herd me? What? What did you say? 538 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,709 You were like... 539 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,960 What did you say? 540 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,044 What? 541 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,714 You "herd" me? Are yo-- You're "herding" me? 542 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,049 - What? - ADAM: Is this a sheep thing? 543 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,177 I-- I-- Wait, wait, time out. Eric, is this a crook? 544 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,220 Sorry, I'm sorry. 545 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,430 Is this a joke? 546 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,807 Is th-- Are you holding a crook? Are you in this too? 547 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,726 Are you-- (CHUCKLES) Are you fucking with me? 548 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,227 Are you guys all fucking with me? 549 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,855 I get it, you're fucking with me. 550 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,940 But I'm not a sheep. 551 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,445 Yeah, let's laugh at the guy who's not turning into a sheep. 552 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,282 I'm sorry, I just cannot see my way to a cower. 553 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,075 - God knows I've tried. - ERIC: Peter, wait. 554 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,368 PETER: Don't "Peter" me! 555 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,453 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 556 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,621 ERIC: Be right back. Adam, what's happening? 557 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,957 Use your words! 558 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,584 QUINN: Someone find me Anita, please? 559 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,793 What's going on here, Anita? 560 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,337 I'm getting those henhouse vibes. 561 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,963 Not to man-explain this thing. 562 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,090 - It's mansplain. - I don't think it is. 563 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,593 Shane would like six influential women 564 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,846 from the internet to know he's not a misogynist. 565 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,849 So get my fucking lady scene. 566 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,394 I'd love to help. I'm just very aware of the line. 567 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,897 I guess we're taking five, everyone! 568 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,274 CREW MEMBER: All right, let's take five! 569 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652 Can't stop holding it. 570 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,613 Hey, Adam? 571 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,407 ADAM: Just a second! Uh, wait out there, please. 572 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,327 Anita? Do we have Anita? 573 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,788 Hey, Meg, Adam's agent. I have reps. 574 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,041 (OVERLAPPING INTRODUCTIONS) 575 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,502 ...obviously, not the Janet Jackson. 576 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,127 Hey, everybody. 577 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,504 So, we're just jumping on here 578 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,755 'cause it looks like we're gonna need 579 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,174 certain protections in place moving forward, 580 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,467 pursuant superpowers. 581 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,678 Uh-huh. Is this about the stick? 582 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,096 I guess what we want, 583 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,348 and it's crazy to say this out loud, 584 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,684 is some sort of guaranteed immunity 585 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,812 for our client from the Stick of Maximum Potency. 586 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,022 Without getting drawn into the details, 587 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,026 Adam already has a Jackhammer and an Earthquake Glove. 588 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,445 I know. Again, it's crazy to talk like this. 589 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,447 It's just the Jackhammer is invisible. 590 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,116 And sticks are cooler than gloves. 591 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,368 Ipso facto, we have a serious problem. 592 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,619 - REP 1: That's correct. - Well... 593 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,789 I need the stick in my movie, Meg, so what do you suggest? 594 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,082 REP 2: Maybe Adam should get a stick. 595 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,166 REP 3: Maybe he gets two sticks? 596 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,793 REP 4: What about a Jackhammer of Maximum Potency? 597 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,086 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 598 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,838 REP 5: Can we give him an extra line of muscles in post? 599 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,215 REP 6: The muscles is good. Muscles on his muscles. 600 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,591 PETER: (SHOUTING IN TRAILER) ...the Peter Fairchild, 601 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,011 shaking like a shitting dog, cowering! 602 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,137 How fucking dare they? 603 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,389 Anita? I see what you're doing here, 604 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,682 empowering me. 605 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,809 But if you try 606 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,936 to write me into any more 607 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,689 of these fucking movies, 608 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,359 I will go home and get pregnant. 609 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,194 Noted. Thank you, Quinn. 610 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,947 QUINN: I'm ovulating! 611 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,576 I fucked it, okay? Nobody wants to shoot my scene. 612 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,036 DANIEL: This is just what you do, Anita. 613 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,204 Career first, screw everyone else. 614 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,873 Oh, are you still on about "the yawn"? 615 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,082 You're the one mentioning "the yawn." 616 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,542 Sorry, "the yawn"? 617 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,626 - It's so petty. - DANIEL: Okay, Dag, 618 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,211 you wanna get ahead? Check this out. 619 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,881 We were both runners on a film, Neverthelessness. 620 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,882 ANITA: Some bullshit indie film. 621 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,216 DANIEL: Underrated proto-mumblecore. 622 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,843 Production meeting, 6 a.m., 623 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,721 I yawn, Anita makes a joke at my expense 624 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,097 and makes this big producer laugh. 625 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,390 Everyone laughs. 626 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,727 "Ooh, Daniel yawned! Great joke, Anita." 627 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,354 She suddenly gets a promotion. 628 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,356 I got promoted because I am good at my job 629 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,648 and because he wanted to fuck me. 630 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,859 Yeah, well, I wanted to fuck you because I was your boyfriend. 631 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,819 - I knew it. - I moved on. We all did. 632 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,862 I didn't. 633 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,364 Couldn't catch a break after that. 634 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,574 Lazy Dan, the Tired Man of Europe. 635 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,242 Sleepy Dan, the Yawny Man. 636 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,452 Dan-bien. 637 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,913 The Yawn Supremacy. The Yawn Ultimatum. 638 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,873 - The Yawn Identity. - Please stop. 639 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,918 Seven years, I have not sat down on a film set, Anita. 640 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,087 - It's 'cause of you. - God, that is so stupid. 641 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,254 DANIEL: And this is that again. 642 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,341 You first, everyone else second. 643 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,428 I can help you. Both of you. 644 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:26,971 Next levels, 645 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,098 whatever that looks like. 646 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:33,394 Well, I think executive producer for me, but I'm not fussy. Dan? 647 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,480 I could maybe get you a directing gig. 648 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,815 Something in TV to start? 649 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,775 Oh, thank you, fairy godmother. 650 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,652 What else do I get with that? Gold teeth? 651 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,487 - Little dimples? - That would suit you. 652 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,782 I just need the actors to shoot the woman scene. 653 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,828 I'm asking you as a pal to remember that I'm your boss. 654 00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,628 Cheat codes for the actors. 655 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,796 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 656 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,507 DANIEL: Adam's on new steroids and he's ultra fragile. 657 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:06,011 Reduce the size of the stick, he'll play ball. 658 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,970 Peter just wants days off 659 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,764 to shoot commercials for Visit Libya. 660 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,557 And Quinn's miserable. 661 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,351 She just wants to die and go home. 662 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,061 I'll fix it. 663 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,357 (SIGHS) Going forward, maybe... 664 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,234 maybe we can team it. 665 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,070 I manage upstairs, you run the floor. 666 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:25,530 Ooh. 667 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,990 Little double act, little gang. 668 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,033 Fire and ice. 669 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,118 I'm in. 670 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,620 You can trust me, Daniel. 671 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,291 Lady Fire. 672 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,335 Ice Man. 673 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,757 Incredible Badass Cool Bitch Motherfucker. 674 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,507 I'll speak to costume. 675 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,553 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS HOPEFUL) ♪ 676 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,643 JAZ: Actors in position. Lining up to shoot. 677 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,897 CREW MEMBER 1: Scene 54, take one, mark. 678 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,273 ANITA: Thank you, Dan. 679 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,609 DANIEL: Hey, just keeping the trains running. 680 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,943 CREW MEMBER 2: Stand by. 681 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,945 ERIC: And... action! 682 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,782 Behold! The Lilac Ghost. 683 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:13,369 A woman of maximum potency. 684 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,871 With my stick so very, very potent-- 685 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,874 ADAM: And yet, no more powerful than my Earthquake Glove. 686 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,001 QUINN: Indeed. 687 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,673 Here I stand, stronger than ever. 688 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,258 But I did die. 689 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,595 And I am dead. 690 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,515 So very dead. 691 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,892 Death comes for almost all of us. 692 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:41,563 Silence! Or I shall banish thee to the depths of Kragnor Caves! 693 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,733 - And after-- - (TRUCK HORN BLARING) 694 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,235 Sorry, Quinn. 695 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,070 - Cut. - Yeah, we... we've cut there. It's a shame. 696 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,196 - What is this? - (DISTANT SHOUTING) 697 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,447 Uh, okay, I'm on it. I'm on it. 698 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,658 Eric, how was that for cowering? 699 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,619 Great. I'm on the 16:45 to Tripoli. 700 00:24:55,620 --> 00:25:00,416 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 701 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,128 Holy wow. Tentpole incoming. 702 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:07,465 DAG: Hello, sister production. (CHUCKLES) 703 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,675 They seem friendly. 704 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,385 I think we really got something. 705 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,262 Score one for the sisterhood. 706 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,515 (CHUCKLES) I'm just so happy to be almost finished. 707 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,391 So happy I could cry. 708 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,768 Oh, don't cry. (CHUCKLES) Two hours in the chair. 709 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,978 Sorry, this is my agent. 710 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,105 Oh, I-- 711 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,606 - Thanks, Anita. - ANITA: Oh, sure! 712 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108 - Hello? - AGENT: Hey, Quinn. 713 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,277 How's everything going over there? 714 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,820 Oh, it's cool. I'm almost wrapped. 715 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,322 - Maybe like two more setups? - AGENT: Great. So, bad news. 716 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,366 Photos of your new stick just leaked on Reddit 717 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,784 and the fans don't like it. 718 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,287 A lot of anger, a lot of male nerd rage. 719 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,622 I think it's best if you let reps take over your socials 720 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,957 while this blows over. 721 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,001 Quinn? Do not check your mentions. 722 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,003 Bryson? 723 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,922 Standard Code Red procedure. Nothing to worry about. 724 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,507 Are those bomb dogs? 725 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:53,510 Routine security sweep based on a credible bomb threat. 726 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,304 We have the best dogs. 727 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,015 Pedigree bomb sniffers. 728 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,726 AGENT: Also, we strongly urge you 729 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,144 - to change pediatricians. - (COOING) 730 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,479 AGENT: Not a good guy. 731 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,400 ♪ (PLAYFUL TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 732 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,694 (CLAPBOARD SNAPS) 733 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,780 INTERVIEWER: So tell us about, uh, your experience 734 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,156 of working on this movie. 735 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:17,826 It's... definitely been an experience 736 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,496 working on this movie. 737 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,998 INTERVIEWER: Um, can-- can you elaborate? 738 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,249 Oh, absolutely. 739 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,837 Uh, I was hired as an actress, and I did what I was... 740 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,838 asked to do 741 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,549 to the best of my abilities. 742 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,967 Misogyny? No. 743 00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:37,346 Genuinely, I can't even spell misogyny. 744 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,056 I think that says everything. 745 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:42,142 Also, I have a charity. It's called Randolph's Dream, 746 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,354 which aims to vaccinate all women. 747 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,649 You've probably never heard of it because, you know, I... 748 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,858 I don't like talking about it. 749 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,485 I don't like to put it out there. 750 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:55,531 It actually makes fundraising really... hard to do that, 751 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,700 um, because I do never tell anyone. 752 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,036 If... if you look at our latest filing 753 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,205 of Randolph's Dream, you'll see we've raised 754 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,791 about... like, absolutely no money. 755 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,376 Hey, Heidi, you're a woman. 756 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,420 I'd vaccinate you against everything. 757 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,213 You know, you're welcome. I would do it. 758 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,092 That is Randolph's Dream. 759 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,512 I think we... 760 00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:19,763 I think we're good, right? 761 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,557 I'm good. I'm good. (CHUCKLES) 762 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,642 I'm gonna go. 763 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,270 Can we call my security guy? 764 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,021 Women! 765 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,190 They do-- They can do great things, you know? 766 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,776 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪