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Morning, Quinn.
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So sorry for the 4 a.m. pickup.
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Oh, please.
It's lovely to watch the sunrise.
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Well, last day. Sad.
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I'm literally so sad.
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Sorry for staring at you.
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I watched one of your films once
on my phone on a Greek ferry.
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Big thumbs up on your acting.
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Oh, thanks so much.
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It was an illegal stream,
which I feel bad about now.
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But I was on international waters
at the time.
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Well, I won't tell if you won't.
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Thank you.
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As you know, I died many dawns...
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That's it, fucking run! Run!
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Umbrella! Hello!
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That's alarming.
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So, apparently Rome is burning,
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but, uh, it's nothing to worry about.
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Morning. We got you coffee.
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Ooh, studio coffee.
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Yeah, no thanks.
I don't know how you drink that crap.
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I have no taste.
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I know what they say,
"Pat the philistine has no taste."
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Yeah, guess what? I don't.
Joke's on you, pal.
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So, this is... fun.
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A little 5 a.m. hang with my guys.
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Anita, an old problem
has come back to nag us.
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You familiar with "the woman problem"?
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What's that? The... the menopause?
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Way before your time, there was a...
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thing in the air.
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"Maximum Studios has a problem
with their girl characters."
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Yeah, great. So we find a way
to shut everybody up.
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And in silencing the debate,
empowering the women.
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We announce a movie, The Sister Squad.
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Silo all our women, put them in one movie.
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Offshore the women problem.
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And in offshoring the women,
empowering the women.
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Female director,
eight female leads, female DP.
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Yeah, I shit you not.
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Hey, what's the opposite
of a sausage party?
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A clam jam?
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Clam jam...
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I mean, we women
the absolute fuck out of it.
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PR wet dream. The cliterati went nuts.
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So exciting to get inside
that creative process.
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Then, and I don't want to say
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all the women turned on each other,
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'cause I know how that sounds...
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Sure. Do you?
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...but it was catfights
in the henhouse all day long.
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So then Shane has to can our women movie,
and guess what?
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Suddenly, we got a woman problem
all over again.
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It's like a menstrual cycle,
but for women.
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And now they're saying that...
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we are not real feminists.
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Bitches.
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Which leads me to you.
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You want me to woman the woman problem.
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Take a look at Tecto, huh?
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Beef up that woman angle. Quiet the chat.
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Pat, two male leads.
We don't have a lot of runway.
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Hey, your movie, your choice.
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But also really, it's Shane's choice.
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And as a father of daughters,
I'm very pro-Shane's choice.
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- Absolutely. Got it.
- Thanks, sugartits.
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- What?
- I'm kidding!
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I would never say that,
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which is precisely
why I can say it as a joke.
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Funny joke, jellydick.
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Eric, sir, we have your dead wives,
if you'd like to make a selection.
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Just pick a woman to play a corpse.
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Obviously, they're all great.
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Do you think they can hear me?
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- No, I don't think so--
- Okay, great,
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because they're all terrible.
I don't believe any of them.
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This is for a photo on a tombstone
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and a corpse, so...
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Will you please just find me
some more options for the dead woman?
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Thank you.
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Thank you. You're all great.
Jaz, thank you.
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- Rest in peace.
- This way, please.
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Oh, here comes Quinn!
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Love how we've taken one
of the great actors of her generation
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and dressed her up
like a Mormon in space.
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Oh, here she is!
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The exposition lady.
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- Hello, Peter.
- Oh, I love it when you're in.
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I can just kick back
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and listen to you yap, yap, yapping away.
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I'm just nodding today. No dialogue.
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Nod away
and let those clever little boys in India
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paint round me with their graphics.
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Can someone get me some gum?
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Oh, sorry, if you could avoid
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any unnecessary mouth movements
in the headpiece.
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So, like eating or talking?
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Exactly. Thanks so much.
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Morning, number one.
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I was just telling number four,
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I'm on nodding duties.
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How's this? Too much?
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Peter, I'm just gonna stay focused
on my process, okay?
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Last day.
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Last day and I am done.
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As you know,
I died many dawns before
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and was doomed to forever wander
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this infinite maze of wormholes
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known as the Chrontinuum.
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Peter nods in agreement.
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But as you know,
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with enough resourcium...
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Academy Award nominee.
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You can really tell.
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...the Invisible Jackhammer
could propel its way
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through the chrono-funnel
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and into the outermost edges...
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Ah, there she is. The Lilac Ghost.
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A vision in purple, like human potpourri.
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Anita, is everything okay?
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'Cause it feels like the gods
are maybe angry and I don't know why.
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Grab Eric. I have a headache
I'm excited to share with you all.
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This is me all day. Can you believe it?
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Silently nodding, like a wife at a party.
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Bad news.
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The culture thinks the studio
has a woman problem
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and Pat would like us to fix it for them.
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But we have a woman. The Lilac Ghost.
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Okay, Eric, describe her to me.
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Beware traps, milord.
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Well, she's a strong...
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independent female ghost.
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So, what's her superpower, Eric?
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It's not a power, but she is clumsy.
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And that's our superhero?
A clumsy dead woman?
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Not to be a nerd about it,
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she lost her powers
in a soul swap with Immortus.
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That's just her arc.
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I'll tell you who had an arc, Joan.
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Joan of Arc. Rest in fire, queen.
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Okay, uh, so we'll meet on wrap.
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We need the Lilac Ghost to be a badass
by tomorrow morning.
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Come armed with ideas
for a new power, thank you.
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Bryson, let's roll.
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Great, so let's just give
the women superpowers
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even if they don't have any.
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It's based on the comics,
these are the facts.
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Are comics facts?
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Dan, Adam's crying in his trailer.
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Great. Maybe I'll join him.
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I may have done a sexism once,
in a beer commercial.
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But I've always wanted to make a feminism.
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I know you have, Eric.
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How did I miss this, Stephie?
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- Do I have a woman problem?
- Eric, she just got lost in the rewrites.
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If anything, it's probably my fault.
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Well, maybe, in a way, yes.
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Crikey. You’ve shot up.
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Yes, it's for eyeline.
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Yeah. An honor, really.
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Heavy is the head that wears the head.
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Wife's a lucky lady.
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Big man, two moufs-- mows-- mouths.
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I'll get some grapes.
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My God,
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I wouldn't mind
a nibble on that fish stick.
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He's some kind of mollusk.
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- Listen, everything's cool.
- Yeah?
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Everything's, yeah, like, it's fine.
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But I might be having
a few slight side effects
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from my human growth hormones.
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- Your supplements, you mean?
- Yeah.
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Because we only know
about your supplements.
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No, I'm talking
about my human growth hormones.
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Okay.
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My jaw.
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My face.
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It's, like... growing.
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A lot. My beanie.
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My beanie. It's never felt this tight.
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Look at that.
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Okay, Adam, mate,
where's this coming from?
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Have you seen the on-set photos
from Centurios 2?
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Look at that. Look at those traps.
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I'd smack my own mother's ass
for those traps.
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Yeah, same.
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But that's Brick Tower though,
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- that's his whole thing.
- Yeah, but that's the look!
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It's like a... a refrigerator
carrying a television set.
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It's like a mesomorph with, like,
endomorphic characteristics.
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You know what I'm talking about, right?
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Kinda, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, and I got this, like, new doctor,
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and I really like the guy a lot,
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but he has his own cryptocurrency,
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and I'm just like,
you're not focused, brah.
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Can you just show me what is it you're on?
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Yeah. It's, um...
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It's a new hormone, Ovitropin.
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But this guy at the gym says
it gives you bitch tits
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and I'm like, no.
So now I'm like cutting it
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with this new experimental drug
for breast cancer.
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Okay, sure.
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Just a reminder that the official line
is avocados, lots of crunches.
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But I went down
like this Google hole last night,
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kind of like spun me out a little bit,
and I'm not really sleeping that much,
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like, I'm on zero sleep actually.
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Can I show you something... on my body?
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Just so you know, um,
the drug that I'm injecting,
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it's-- it's designed
to fatten up livestock,
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uh, specifically sheep.
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Yeah, obviously, why not?
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Yeah, so I just want you to see,
is this--
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Look at this hair here.
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The acne is just like the normal,
normal side effect.
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Like white and like wiry, kind of wiry?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Yeah, you don't think it's...
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you know, you don't think it's...
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W-- Wool?
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- No, I don't think it's wool.
- No, I don't think so, either.
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No, no, not at all.
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Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause you don't think
you're turning into a sheep?
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No!
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- No, fuck no!
- Okay.
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- No!
- No.
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- Yeah.
- No. No!
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Paranoia, anxiety spirals,
they're side effects,
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- so it-- it's normal.
- I don't want this.
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This is not what I want.
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I mean, this is just
what I have to do to be him.
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Yeah. Okay.
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All right, look, I'm gonna call
the concierge guy, yeah?
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We're gonna get you an IV
and a vit-B shot.
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We're gonna flush you out,
clean you up.
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Yeah, okay. Great. Thank you.
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In the meantime,
if you start feeling the urge
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to run around fields
and jump over hedges,
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you let me know.
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The... the sheep.
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Oh, it's a joke. It's a joke.
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- Yep.
- Don’t knit me into a sweater, right?
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It's not wool.
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It's not wool.
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Okay? All right.
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- You're Tecto!
- Tecto.
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- You're gonna be great. All right.
- Yeah. Thanks.
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Okay, power hour. Let's go.
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So, we give her the strength of a man.
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- What man?
- A man. Any man.
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Van Damme, Snipes, Sudeikis, Agassi?
254
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,862
Issue 219, "Death in the Red Valley,"
255
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she absorbs the strength
of the world's strongest man,
256
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,784
- and that is CBA.
- CBA?
257
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,327
- It's Comic Book Accurate--
- Comic Book Authentic.
258
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- Sorry for joining late.
- Boring. What else?
259
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,914
Another one from the comics
is she learns languages
260
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,499
- by kissing people on the mouth.
- No.
261
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,835
- What if she can talk to horses?
- Anybody can talk to horses, Steph.
262
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,837
Horses understand, is what I meant.
She speaks horse.
263
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,548
Can't we just give her something?
A dongle, a bangle, a rope?
264
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,883
For various reasons,
none of those ideas are good ideas.
265
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,010
Oh, what about this?
266
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,512
But she talks horse in a loud voice.
267
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,763
She-- Her voice isn't horse.
268
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,141
- I am clear.
- The Stick of Maximum Potency.
269
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,642
Oh, yeah, those are good words.
270
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,478
Obviously no, Dag.
That belongs to Professor Poton.
271
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,857
Good words, though.
Maximum potency? What is it?
272
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,942
- Dunno. Make it up?
- Oh, yeah, just make it up.
273
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,944
- It's all made up, Daniel.
- Yeah, so's the Bible.
274
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,196
Okay, let's just give the Apostle Paul
superhuman strength.
275
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,239
Where's that leave Jesus?
276
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,034
Suddenly he's just some hippie
at a dinner party.
277
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,326
Meanwhile, Paul's fighting Satan
with a lightsaber.
278
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,537
My generation would totally read
that version of the Bible.
279
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,663
Bryson, what does it actually do?
280
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,707
Canonically, the stick has
the power to stop time.
281
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,834
Yawn. Can we do better?
282
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,585
More powerful than an atom bomb?
283
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,046
A thousand atom bombs!
284
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,213
A powerful, powerful, powerful woman.
285
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,216
- Who talks horse.
- Stop talking about horses!
286
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,302
Look, the fans are not gonna like it,
I'm telling you.
287
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,429
When we gave Gale Force
the Gravity Pendant,
288
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,890
do you remember what happened?
289
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,682
They leaked her iCalendar onto Reddit,
290
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,809
and then they protested
at her niece's graduation.
291
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,688
Oh, God, how unimaginable,
missing your niece's graduation?
292
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,689
Bryson?
293
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,776
All I will say about the stick is,
294
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,320
on behalf of little girls everywhere...
295
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,571
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
296
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,324
I'm so excited about the stick,
297
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,367
because women are important.
298
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,744
Hmm? This is what a feminist looks like.
299
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,956
Who's the woman playwright
who wrote the play I loved about women?
300
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,292
Amy Baker? Annie Herzog?
301
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,336
Get her on a flight.
I'll brief her on rewrites.
302
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,796
Lilac Ghost gets a new stick,
303
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,547
and we reshoot the scene from today.
304
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,009
Great. I cracked it.
What else should I fix?
305
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,219
- It's good work, Dag.
- The Stick of Maximum Potency.
306
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,179
- Even I can't believe how cool it sounds.
- Beautiful idea, Dag.
307
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,723
- You have no idea.
- The maximum level of potency?
308
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,309
Sorry, can you hear yourselves?
309
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,937
The Lilac Ghost becomes
the most powerful being in the cosmos?
310
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,148
Have you taken leave of your senses?
311
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,526
Seriously, Anita, it's-- Fucking hell.
312
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,406
Great work, everybody.
Dan, can I get two on the schedule?
313
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,201
Sorry to have an idea, I guess.
314
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,120
Dan, can we remember
the line in front of the crew?
315
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,580
"The line"? Oh, the line.
316
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,498
Anita, if you pull at this thread, okay,
317
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,750
the whole script is gonna unravel,
Eric's gonna get in his head,
318
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,377
and then we're all going
down a fucking rabbit hole.
319
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,795
It's a stick in a movie, Dan.
320
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,213
We'll lose days, the movie loses focus,
321
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,132
and then I'm going to lose sleep and hair.
322
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,466
Okay, friend level,
323
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,011
I just need to land this plane,
cash my check,
324
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,430
and jet pack out of here.
325
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,472
Boutique development house,
326
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,684
actual movies,
not this franchise bullshit.
327
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,811
Oh, okay.
328
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,812
- I get it.
- Yeah.
329
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,606
This is just "the yawn" all over again.
330
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,025
What the fuck? This is not "the yawn."
331
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,525
Yeah, it is. It's "the yawn."
332
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,652
Fuck, are you hung up
on something from seven years ago?
333
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,112
It's okay. Just use us.
334
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,406
Pump us full of woman.
335
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,657
And then bounce on us like a trampoline.
336
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,869
- Thanks, Dan.
- Thanks, Anita.
337
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,412
- Remembering the line.
- Watch your step there. Careful.
338
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,997
Eric's just shattered the glass ceiling.
339
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,998
Wow.
340
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,625
And yet, none of you were asked
to clean it up. Progress.
341
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,337
Who do I talk to about residuals?
342
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,006
Quinn just wrapped.
Headpiece being scraped off.
343
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,008
Waiting with flowers
to convey Shane's thanks.
344
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,093
Free at last!
345
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,429
These flowers convey Shane's thanks.
346
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,513
Bravo, our leading lady.
347
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,598
Stop.
348
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,391
It has been the utmost delight.
349
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,435
Oh, your forehead is inflamed.
350
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,147
Yeah, it's from the adhesive.
Super durable.
351
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,522
For a superwoman.
352
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,359
This face is on fire.
353
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,652
Right. Thank you and goodbye.
354
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,905
We need you to come back tomorrow.
355
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,782
- What?
- Quinn, it is super important
356
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,409
to me as a woman to empower you.
357
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,287
Literally, more powers to you.
358
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,705
- Big new scene.
- Big new stick.
359
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,542
Flying in a playwright.
Annie Herzog's in a helicopter.
360
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,085
Trust me, it's gonna be great.
361
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,338
That's... that's really great.
362
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,549
Although, I've...
363
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,634
never really wanted to make a fuss
364
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:07,222
because the fans haven't exactly
embraced me.
365
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,849
Remember when I made
that quip about Thunderon?
366
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,434
They really didn't like it.
367
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,893
Got pretty scary.
368
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,812
Oh, the militant wing of our base
369
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,731
is vanishingly small, right, Bryson?
370
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,941
Ten, twenty, thirty thousand?
371
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,068
If I may?
372
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,319
"If Quinn Walker got hit by a bus,
373
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,614
I genuinely would not shed a tear."
374
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,323
Do you know who tweeted that?
375
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,409
Some asshole in his mom's basement.
376
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,744
My daughter's pediatrician.
377
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,915
And those are the minds
that we need to change.
378
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,041
Let me try.
379
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,794
New scene, let you kick some ass.
380
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,088
Shane would really appreciate it.
381
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:44,676
Well, I am still under contract,
so I shall see you tomorrow.
382
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,012
Good night.
383
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,346
Oh, oh, Quinn.
384
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,432
Now you're not technically wrapped,
385
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,018
I must deflower.
386
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,810
We will reflower.
387
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,021
I am an ally.
388
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,941
I feel so Hollywood.
389
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,068
Four days in,
already got a writing credit.
390
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,111
You're not getting a writing credit.
391
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,155
I might just catapult straight to the top.
392
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,159
Saltburn it. Dancing around
the studio with my wang out.
393
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,077
Morning, Quinn.
394
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,204
Nearly ready for you.
395
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,255
Quinn. Is this a bad time?
Should we come back?
396
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,425
No, no, no, no. I do this all the time.
Come, come, come.
397
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,802
It's to protect the eye makeup.
398
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,804
When I want to cry,
which is most days,
399
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,056
tilt the chair back,
400
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,850
then the tears don't ruin my makeup.
401
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018
See?
402
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,937
- Oh, yeah, you can see the tears.
- Oh, yeah.
403
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,522
Just running clear.
404
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,900
Such a good system.
405
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,445
It's like guttering, but for tears.
406
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,658
All right. Last day.
Really is your last day.
407
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,202
- Yep. Thanks so much.
- Thanks, Quinn.
408
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,495
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, be out in two.
409
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,830
- Yeah.
- Cheers. Bye-bye.
410
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,918
Sides to reflect the new scene.
411
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,919
New pages for the Nodfather.
412
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,129
Okay. Heads up,
Quinn's feeling quite emotional,
413
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,424
so let's just, um, be sensitive, yeah?
414
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,135
Um, Eric? More options for the dead wife.
415
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,261
Eric, sir, make your selection.
416
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:15,350
Oh, my. Look at you all,
standing there in your power.
417
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,769
But don’t look for too long,
418
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,645
it might be a little bit weird.
419
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,730
It's just a photo on a tombstone, Eric.
420
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,108
I-- I choose them all.
421
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,360
Congratulations, you’re all dead!
422
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,277
Follow me.
423
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,323
Eric, how can Tecto
have five identical dead wives?
424
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450
I think I just had a mini-stroke.
425
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,160
Could you pick one for me
and kill the rest?
426
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,287
Okay.
427
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,039
Adam! Feeling human again?
Little less wooly?
428
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,250
So much better, yeah.
429
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,710
Sorry about the sheep thing.
What a doofus.
430
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,420
Still feeling a little paranoid, but...
431
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,838
That'll pass though, right?
You'll bounce back.
432
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,132
- Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
- Give it your all. Yeah.
433
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,967
- Hey, hey, hey, sorry.
- What's that?
434
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,677
The Stick of Maximum Potency.
435
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,220
It's incredibly powerful.
436
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,765
Yeah, so powerful
I actually can't believe it.
437
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,226
Yeah. I mean, it's big.
438
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,936
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It's overwhelming, to be honest with you.
439
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,021
Thank you.
440
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,733
But it's not stronger than my,
uh, Earthquake Glove, right?
441
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,735
Maybe. Could be. Probably.
442
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,737
Okay.
443
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,619
Why can't I read right now? This, um...
444
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,289
I'm really happy with it.
445
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,958
Welcoming back Quinn,
our beloved Lilac Ghost.
446
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,543
Thank you for being here, Quinn.
447
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,920
And so, to the scene. Same blocking.
448
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,090
Key new beat, Quinn wields her stick,
449
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,799
Peter cowers.
450
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,176
Sorry. What's this about cowering?
451
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,344
Can you stand on your position,
452
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,430
and we take it from your new line, Quinn.
453
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,016
Yeah? Okay, and...
454
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,767
action.
455
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,852
Silence!
456
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,147
Or I shall banish thee
to the depths of Kragnor Caves!
457
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,232
No!
458
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,859
Okay, and-- and what?
459
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,027
You're supposed to cower.
460
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030
Well, I was told today was nodding.
461
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,572
Now it's cowering.
462
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,033
Yes, but the distance
between nodding and cowering
463
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,369
is a hundred million miles.
464
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,788
I'm sorry,
but this changes everything, Eric.
465
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,288
Because we are changing everything.
466
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,581
For women, for all of us.
467
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,958
Can I just say I'm sorry
if this thing bumps?
468
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,503
- I am genuinely mortified.
- It's... it's... it's not you.
469
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,796
Don't worry, it's not you.
470
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,797
What?
471
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,383
Can I get a closer look?
472
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,218
- Take it.
- Thank you.
473
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,679
Crystal? Is this real metal?
474
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,013
Mazel tov.
475
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,933
I hear you fixed sexism, huh?
476
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,601
Beat it over the head
with a big sparkly stick.
477
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,313
Yes, Pat, that's correct.
That's exactly what we did.
478
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,358
Why didn't I think of that?
Give the woman an accessory.
479
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,025
Hey. Possible tagline,
480
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,487
"Chicks with sticks."
I'm not sure. We'll leave it to marketing.
481
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,406
- Come on! Let's go!
- Yes.
482
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,657
Let's go. Let's shoot!
483
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,243
Please un-pinch your nose, Peter.
484
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,578
- You heard Adam. Go ahead.
- Yeah--
485
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,164
Uh, you herd me?
486
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,499
What? What did you say?
487
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,376
You were like...
488
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,794
What did you say?
489
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:48,961
What?
490
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,464
You "herd" me? Are yo--
You're "herding" me?
491
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,758
- What?
- Is this a sheep thing?
492
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,136
Wait, wait, time out.
Eric, is this a crook?
493
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,178
Sorry, I'm sorry.
494
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,389
Is this a joke?
495
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,807
Are you holding a crook?
Are you in this too?
496
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,726
Are you--
Are you fucking with me?
497
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,185
Are you guys all fucking with me?
498
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,980
I get it, you're fucking with me.
499
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,982
But I'm not a sheep.
500
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:13,445
Yeah, let's laugh at the guy
who's not turning into a sheep.
501
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,282
I'm sorry, I just cannot
see my way to a cower.
502
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,034
- God knows I've tried.
- Peter, wait.
503
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,327
Don't "Peter" me!
504
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,621
Be right back.
Adam, what's happening?
505
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,041
Use your words!
506
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,500
Someone find me Anita, please?
507
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,295
What's going on here, Anita?
I'm getting those henhouse vibes.
508
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,963
Not to man-explain this thing.
509
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,090
- It's "mansplain."
- I don't think it is.
510
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,469
Shane would like
six influential women from the internet
511
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,555
to know he's not a misogynist.
512
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,849
So get my fucking lady scene.
513
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,394
I'd love to help.
I'm just very aware of the line.
514
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,855
I guess we're taking five, everyone!
515
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,316
All right, let's take five!
516
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652
Can't stop holding it.
517
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,322
Hey, Adam?
518
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,949
Just a second!
Uh, wait out there, please.
519
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,369
Anita? Do we have Anita?
520
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,872
Hey, Meg, Adam's agent. I have reps.
521
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,043
...obviously, not the Janet Jackson.
522
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,044
Hey, everybody.
523
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,755
So, we're just jumping on here
'cause it looks like we're gonna need
524
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,174
certain protections in place
moving forward,
525
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,426
pursuant superpowers.
526
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,678
Is this about the stick?
527
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,096
I guess what we want,
528
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,348
and it's crazy to say this out loud,
529
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,684
is some sort of guaranteed immunity
530
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,770
for our client
from the Stick of Maximum Potency.
531
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,022
Without getting drawn into the details,
532
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,026
Adam already has a Jackhammer
and an Earthquake Glove.
533
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,404
I know. Again,
it's crazy to talk like this.
534
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,406
It's just the Jackhammer is invisible.
535
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,074
And sticks are cooler than gloves.
536
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,368
Ipso facto, we have a serious problem.
537
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,619
- That's correct.
- Well...
538
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,164
I need the stick in my movie,
Meg, so what do you suggest?
539
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,040
Maybe Adam should get a stick.
540
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,125
Maybe he gets two sticks?
541
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,420
What about
a Jackhammer of Maximum Potency?
542
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,838
Can we give him an extra line
of muscles in post?
543
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,590
The muscles is good.
Muscles on his muscles.
544
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,591
...the Peter Fairchild,
545
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,011
shaking like a shitting dog, cowering!
546
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,762
- How fucking dare they?
- Anita?
547
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,516
I see what you're doing here,
empowering me.
548
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,767
But if you try
549
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,937
to write me into any more
550
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,314
of these fucking movies,
551
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,359
I will go home and get pregnant.
552
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,153
Noted. Thank you, Quinn.
553
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,947
I'm ovulating!
554
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,576
I fucked it, okay?
Nobody wants to shoot my scene.
555
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,036
This is just what you do, Anita.
556
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,288
Career first, screw everyone else.
557
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,831
Are you still on about "the yawn"?
558
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,082
You're the one mentioning "the yawn."
559
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,459
Sorry, "the yawn"?
560
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,585
- It's so petty.
- Okay, Dag.
561
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,170
You wanna get ahead? Check this out.
562
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,881
We were both runners on a film,
Neverthelessness.
563
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,175
- Some bullshit indie film.
- Underrated proto-mumblecore.
564
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,761
Production meeting, 6 a.m., I yawn,
565
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,763
Anita makes a joke at my expense
566
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,097
and makes this big producer laugh.
567
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,349
Everyone laughs.
568
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,685
"Ooh, Daniel yawned!
Great joke, Anita."
569
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,312
She suddenly gets a promotion.
570
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,314
I got promoted because I am good at my job
571
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,648
and because he wanted to fuck me.
572
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,901
Yeah, well, I wanted to fuck you
because I was your boyfriend.
573
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,737
- I knew it.
- I moved on. We all did.
574
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:01,820
I didn't.
575
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,322
Couldn't catch a break after that.
576
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,741
Lazy Dan, the Tired Man of Europe.
577
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,242
Sleepy Dan, the Yawny Man.
578
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,452
Dan-bien.
579
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,871
The Yawn Supremacy.
The Yawn Ultimatum.
580
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,831
- The Yawn Identity.
- Please stop.
581
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,834
Seven years,
I have not sat down on a film set, Anita.
582
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,045
- It's 'cause of you.
- God, that is so stupid.
583
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,254
And this is that again.
584
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,341
You first, everyone else second.
585
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,428
I can help you. Both of you.
586
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:26,888
Next levels,
587
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,807
whatever that looks like.
588
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,852
Well, I think executive producer for me,
but I'm not fussy. Dan?
589
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,438
I could maybe get you a directing gig.
590
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,815
Something in TV to start?
591
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,775
Oh, thank you, fairy godmother.
592
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,652
What else do I get with that? Gold teeth?
593
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,487
- Little dimples?
- That would suit you.
594
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,990
I just need the actors
to shoot the woman scene.
595
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:49,828
I'm asking you as a pal
to remember that I'm your boss.
596
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,629
Cheat codes for the actors.
597
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,299
Adam's on new steroids
and he's ultra fragile.
598
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,011
Reduce the size of the stick,
he'll play ball.
599
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,764
Peter just wants days off
to shoot commercials for Visit Libya.
600
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,474
And Quinn's miserable.
601
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,393
She just wants to die and go home.
602
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,061
I'll fix it.
603
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,399
Going forward, maybe...
604
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,234
maybe we can team it.
605
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,070
I manage upstairs, you run the floor.
606
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,948
Little double act, little gang.
607
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,033
Fire and ice.
608
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,118
I'm in.
609
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,620
You can trust me, Daniel.
610
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,291
Lady Fire.
611
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,543
Ice Man.
612
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,757
Incredible Badass
Cool Bitch Motherfucker.
613
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,467
I'll speak to costume.
614
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,269
Actors in position.
Lining up to shoot.
615
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,855
Scene 54, take one, mark.
616
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,273
Thank you, Dan.
617
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,151
Hey, just keeping the trains running.
618
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,611
Stand by.
619
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,696
And... action!
620
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,616
Behold! The Lilac Ghost.
621
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,702
A woman of maximum potency.
622
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,829
With my stick so very, very potent--
623
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:18,874
And yet, no more powerful
than my Earthquake Glove.
624
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,001
Indeed.
625
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,673
Here I stand, stronger than ever.
626
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,258
But I did die.
627
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,595
And I am dead.
628
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,057
So very dead.
629
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,892
Death comes for almost all of us.
630
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:41,563
Silence! Or I shall banish thee
to the depths of Kragnor Caves!
631
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,857
And after--
632
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:45,944
Sorry, Quinn.
633
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,404
- Cut.
- Yeah, we've cut there. It's a shame.
634
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,447
- What is this?
- Uh, okay, I'm on it. I'm on it.
635
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,117
Eric, how was that for cowering?
636
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,203
Great. I'm on the 16:45 to Tripoli.
637
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,378
Holy wow. Tentpole incoming.
638
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,839
Hello, sister production.
639
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,675
They seem friendly.
640
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,343
I think we really got something.
641
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,262
Score one for the sisterhood.
642
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,515
I'm just so happy to be almost finished.
643
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,391
So happy I could cry.
644
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,768
Oh, don't cry. Two hours in the chair.
645
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,978
Sorry, this is my agent.
646
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,063
Oh, I--
647
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,606
- Thanks, Anita.
- Oh, sure!
648
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108
- Hello?
- Hey, Quinn.
649
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,944
How's everything going over there?
650
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,820
Oh, it's cool. I'm almost wrapped.
651
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,406
- Maybe like two more setups?
- Great. So, bad news.
652
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,366
Photos of your new stick
just leaked on Reddit
653
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,784
and the fans don't like it.
654
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,287
A lot of anger, a lot of male nerd rage.
655
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,622
I think it's best if you let reps
take over your socials
656
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,583
while this blows over.
657
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,959
Quinn? Do not check your mentions.
658
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,170
Bryson?
659
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,631
Standard Code Red procedure.
Nothing to worry about.
660
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:50,342
Are those bomb dogs?
661
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,510
Routine security sweep
based on a credible bomb threat.
662
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,055
We have the best dogs.
663
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,973
Pedigree bomb sniffers.
664
00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,726
Also, we strongly urge you
665
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,144
to change pediatricians.
666
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,438
Not a good guy.
667
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,114
So tell us about, uh,
your experience of working on this movie.
668
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:17,826
It's... definitely been an experience
669
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,496
working on this movie.
670
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,956
Um, can-- can you elaborate?
671
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,166
Oh, absolutely.
672
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:27,754
Uh, I was hired as an actress,
and I did what I was...
673
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:29,631
asked to do
674
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,549
to the best of my abilities.
675
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,927
Misogyny? No.
676
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:37,346
Genuinely, I can't even spell "misogyny."
677
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:38,932
I think that says everything.
678
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:42,101
Also, I have a charity.
It's called Randolph's Dream,
679
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,146
which aims to vaccinate all women.
680
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,733
You've probably never heard
of it because, you know, I...
681
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,443
I don't like talking about it.
I don't like to put it out there.
682
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:55,489
It actually makes fundraising
really... hard to do that,
683
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,700
um, because I do never tell anyone.
684
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,036
If... if you look at our latest filing
685
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,205
of Randolph's Dream,
you'll see we've raised
686
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,458
about... like, absolutely no money.
687
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,378
Hey, Heidi, you're a woman.
I'd vaccinate you against everything.
688
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,213
You know, you're welcome. I would do it.
689
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,092
That is Randolph's Dream.
690
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,096
I think we...
691
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,763
I think we're good, right?
692
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,557
I'm good. I'm good.
693
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,642
I'm gonna go.
694
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,270
Can we call my security guy?
695
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:26,979
Women!
696
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,024
They do-- They can do
great things, you know?