1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,176 Morning, Quinn. 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,636 So sorry for the 4 a.m. pickup. 3 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:15,056 Oh, please. It's lovely to watch the sunrise. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,308 Well, last day. Sad. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,060 I'm literally so sad. 6 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,440 Sorry for staring at you. 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,818 I watched one of your films once on my phone on a Greek ferry. 8 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,695 Big thumbs up on your acting. 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,697 Oh, thanks so much. 10 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,991 It was an illegal stream, which I feel bad about now. 11 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:36,244 But I was on international waters at the time. 12 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:38,204 Well, I won't tell if you won't. 13 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:39,956 Thank you. 14 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,874 As you know, I died many dawns... 15 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,336 That's it, fucking run! Run! 16 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,837 Umbrella! Hello! 17 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,006 That's alarming. 18 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,425 So, apparently Rome is burning, 19 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,470 but, uh, it's nothing to worry about. 20 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,102 Morning. We got you coffee. 21 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,271 Ooh, studio coffee. 22 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,607 Yeah, no thanks. I don't know how you drink that crap. 23 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,776 I have no taste. 24 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,527 I know what they say, "Pat the philistine has no taste." 25 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,572 Yeah, guess what? I don't. Joke's on you, pal. 26 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,116 So, this is... fun. 27 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,785 A little 5 a.m. hang with my guys. 28 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,955 Anita, an old problem has come back to nag us. 29 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,707 You familiar with "the woman problem"? 30 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,125 What's that? The... the menopause? 31 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,795 Way before your time, there was a... 32 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,672 thing in the air. 33 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,257 "Maximum Studios has a problem with their girl characters." 34 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,512 Yeah, great. So we find a way to shut everybody up. 35 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,222 And in silencing the debate, empowering the women. 36 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,558 We announce a movie, The Sister Squad. 37 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,185 Silo all our women, put them in one movie. 38 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,770 Offshore the women problem. 39 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,523 And in offshoring the women, empowering the women. 40 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:51,027 Female director, eight female leads, female DP. 41 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,570 Yeah, I shit you not. 42 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,947 Hey, what's the opposite of a sausage party? 43 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,449 A clam jam? 44 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,700 Clam jam... 45 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,743 I mean, we women the absolute fuck out of it. 46 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,413 PR wet dream. The cliterati went nuts. 47 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,957 So exciting to get inside that creative process. 48 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,417 Then, and I don't want to say 49 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,876 all the women turned on each other, 50 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,420 'cause I know how that sounds... 51 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,587 Sure. Do you? 52 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,673 ...but it was catfights in the henhouse all day long. 53 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,385 So then Shane has to can our women movie, and guess what? 54 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,680 Suddenly, we got a woman problem all over again. 55 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,015 It's like a menstrual cycle, but for women. 56 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,684 And now they're saying that... 57 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,728 we are not real feminists. 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,145 Bitches. 59 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,480 Which leads me to you. 60 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,108 You want me to woman the woman problem. 61 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,860 Take a look at Tecto, huh? 62 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,196 Beef up that woman angle. Quiet the chat. 63 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,033 Pat, two male leads. We don't have a lot of runway. 64 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,577 Hey, your movie, your choice. 65 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,037 But also really, it's Shane's choice. 66 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,707 And as a father of daughters, I'm very pro-Shane's choice. 67 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,125 - Absolutely. Got it. - Thanks, sugartits. 68 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,376 - What? - I'm kidding! 69 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,502 I would never say that, 70 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,714 which is precisely why I can say it as a joke. 71 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,968 Funny joke, jellydick. 72 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,941 Eric, sir, we have your dead wives, if you'd like to make a selection. 73 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,277 Just pick a woman to play a corpse. 74 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,446 Obviously, they're all great. 75 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,115 Do you think they can hear me? 76 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,741 - No, I don't think so-- - Okay, great, 77 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,910 because they're all terrible. I don't believe any of them. 78 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,828 This is for a photo on a tombstone 79 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,413 and a corpse, so... 80 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:29,249 Will you please just find me some more options for the dead woman? 81 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,335 Thank you. 82 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,296 Thank you. You're all great. Jaz, thank you. 83 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,839 - Rest in peace. - This way, please. 84 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,175 Oh, here comes Quinn! 85 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,802 Love how we've taken one of the great actors of her generation 86 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,346 and dressed her up like a Mormon in space. 87 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,973 Oh, here she is! 88 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,724 The exposition lady. 89 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,935 - Hello, Peter. - Oh, I love it when you're in. 90 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,395 I can just kick back 91 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,065 and listen to you yap, yap, yapping away. 92 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,567 I'm just nodding today. No dialogue. 93 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,487 Nod away and let those clever little boys in India 94 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,030 paint round me with their graphics. 95 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,243 Can someone get me some gum? 96 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,202 Oh, sorry, if you could avoid 97 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,580 any unnecessary mouth movements in the headpiece. 98 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,623 So, like eating or talking? 99 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,001 Exactly. Thanks so much. 100 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,170 Morning, number one. 101 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,839 I was just telling number four, 102 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,341 I'm on nodding duties. 103 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,301 How's this? Too much? 104 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,431 Peter, I'm just gonna stay focused on my process, okay? 105 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,394 Last day. 106 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,812 Last day and I am done. 107 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,232 As you know, I died many dawns before 108 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,359 and was doomed to forever wander 109 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,070 this infinite maze of wormholes 110 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,781 known as the Chrontinuum. 111 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,534 Peter nods in agreement. 112 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,244 But as you know, 113 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,412 with enough resourcium... 114 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,165 Academy Award nominee. 115 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,832 You can really tell. 116 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,542 ...the Invisible Jackhammer could propel its way 117 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,918 through the chrono-funnel 118 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,295 and into the outermost edges... 119 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,464 Ah, there she is. The Lilac Ghost. 120 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,883 A vision in purple, like human potpourri. 121 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,092 Anita, is everything okay? 122 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,470 'Cause it feels like the gods are maybe angry and I don't know why. 123 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,265 Grab Eric. I have a headache I'm excited to share with you all. 124 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,143 This is me all day. Can you believe it? 125 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,521 Silently nodding, like a wife at a party. 126 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,855 Bad news. 127 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,232 The culture thinks the studio has a woman problem 128 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,611 and Pat would like us to fix it for them. 129 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,488 But we have a woman. The Lilac Ghost. 130 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,614 Okay, Eric, describe her to me. 131 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,075 Beware traps, milord. 132 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,786 Well, she's a strong... 133 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,245 independent female ghost. 134 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,872 So, what's her superpower, Eric? 135 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,042 It's not a power, but she is clumsy. 136 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,836 And that's our superhero? A clumsy dead woman? 137 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,254 Not to be a nerd about it, 138 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,798 she lost her powers in a soul swap with Immortus. 139 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,091 That's just her arc. 140 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,885 I'll tell you who had an arc, Joan. 141 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,637 Joan of Arc. Rest in fire, queen. 142 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,682 Okay, uh, so we'll meet on wrap. 143 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,142 We need the Lilac Ghost to be a badass by tomorrow morning. 144 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,478 Come armed with ideas for a new power, thank you. 145 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,854 Bryson, let's roll. 146 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,523 Great, so let's just give the women superpowers 147 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,607 even if they don't have any. 148 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,359 It's based on the comics, these are the facts. 149 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,568 Are comics facts? 150 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,405 Dan, Adam's crying in his trailer. 151 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,531 Great. Maybe I'll join him. 152 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,534 I may have done a sexism once, in a beer commercial. 153 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,452 But I've always wanted to make a feminism. 154 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,578 I know you have, Eric. 155 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,081 How did I miss this, Stephie? 156 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,500 - Do I have a woman problem? - Eric, she just got lost in the rewrites. 157 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,003 If anything, it's probably my fault. 158 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,590 Well, maybe, in a way, yes. 159 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,595 Crikey. You’ve shot up. 160 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,471 Yes, it's for eyeline. 161 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,432 Yeah. An honor, really. 162 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,810 Heavy is the head that wears the head. 163 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,979 Wife's a lucky lady. 164 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,691 Big man, two moufs-- mows-- mouths. 165 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,610 I'll get some grapes. 166 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,654 My God, 167 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,574 I wouldn't mind a nibble on that fish stick. 168 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,077 He's some kind of mollusk. 169 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,871 - Listen, everything's cool. - Yeah? 170 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,707 Everything's, yeah, like, it's fine. 171 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,792 But I might be having a few slight side effects 172 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,127 from my human growth hormones. 173 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,628 - Your supplements, you mean? - Yeah. 174 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,213 Because we only know about your supplements. 175 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,049 No, I'm talking about my human growth hormones. 176 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,051 Okay. 177 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,011 My jaw. 178 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,678 My face. 179 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,639 It's, like... growing. 180 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,640 A lot. My beanie. 181 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,559 My beanie. It's never felt this tight. 182 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,644 Look at that. 183 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,147 Okay, Adam, mate, where's this coming from? 184 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,900 Have you seen the on-set photos from Centurios 2? 185 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,235 Look at that. Look at those traps. 186 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,613 I'd smack my own mother's ass for those traps. 187 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,988 Yeah, same. 188 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,448 But that's Brick Tower though, 189 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,534 - that's his whole thing. - Yeah, but that's the look! 190 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:35,412 It's like a... a refrigerator carrying a television set. 191 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:39,583 It's like a mesomorph with, like, endomorphic characteristics. 192 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,959 You know what I'm talking about, right? 193 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,378 Kinda, yeah, yeah. 194 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,004 Yeah, and I got this, like, new doctor, 195 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,756 and I really like the guy a lot, 196 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,675 but he has his own cryptocurrency, 197 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,677 and I'm just like, you're not focused, brah. 198 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,929 Can you just show me what is it you're on? 199 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,306 Yeah. It's, um... 200 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,350 It's a new hormone, Ovitropin. 201 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,519 But this guy at the gym says it gives you bitch tits 202 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,521 and I'm like, no. So now I'm like cutting it 203 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,066 with this new experimental drug for breast cancer. 204 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,361 Okay, sure. 205 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:10,322 Just a reminder that the official line is avocados, lots of crunches. 206 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,908 But I went down like this Google hole last night, 207 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,661 kind of like spun me out a little bit, and I'm not really sleeping that much, 208 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,079 like, I'm on zero sleep actually. 209 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249 Can I show you something... on my body? 210 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:24,086 Just so you know, um, the drug that I'm injecting, 211 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,797 it's-- it's designed to fatten up livestock, 212 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,175 uh, specifically sheep. 213 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,593 Yeah, obviously, why not? 214 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,596 Yeah, so I just want you to see, is this-- 215 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,140 Look at this hair here. 216 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,643 The acne is just like the normal, normal side effect. 217 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,563 Like white and like wiry, kind of wiry? 218 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,732 Yeah, I guess. 219 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,317 Yeah, you don't think it's... 220 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,778 you know, you don't think it's... 221 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,697 W-- Wool? 222 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,700 - No, I don't think it's wool. - No, I don't think so, either. 223 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,285 No, no, not at all. 224 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,495 Yeah, yeah. 225 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,751 'Cause you don't think you're turning into a sheep? 226 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:04,918 No! 227 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,170 - No, fuck no! - Okay. 228 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,338 - No! - No. 229 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,547 - Yeah. - No. No! 230 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,592 Paranoia, anxiety spirals, they're side effects, 231 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,635 - so it-- it's normal. - I don't want this. 232 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,598 This is not what I want. 233 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,477 I mean, this is just what I have to do to be him. 234 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,774 Yeah. Okay. 235 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,402 All right, look, I'm gonna call the concierge guy, yeah? 236 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,654 We're gonna get you an IV and a vit-B shot. 237 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,031 We're gonna flush you out, clean you up. 238 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,699 Yeah, okay. Great. Thank you. 239 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,368 In the meantime, if you start feeling the urge 240 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,036 to run around fields and jump over hedges, 241 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,205 you let me know. 242 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,543 The... the sheep. 243 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,087 Oh, it's a joke. It's a joke. 244 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,632 - Yep. - Don’t knit me into a sweater, right? 245 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,843 It's not wool. 246 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,095 It's not wool. 247 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,846 Okay? All right. 248 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,057 - You're Tecto! - Tecto. 249 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,642 - You're gonna be great. All right. - Yeah. Thanks. 250 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,895 Okay, power hour. Let's go. 251 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,482 So, we give her the strength of a man. 252 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,316 - What man? - A man. Any man. 253 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,652 Van Damme, Snipes, Sudeikis, Agassi? 254 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,862 Issue 219, "Death in the Red Valley," 255 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,866 she absorbs the strength of the world's strongest man, 256 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,784 - and that is CBA. - CBA? 257 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,327 - It's Comic Book Accurate-- - Comic Book Authentic. 258 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,829 - Sorry for joining late. - Boring. What else? 259 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,914 Another one from the comics is she learns languages 260 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,499 - by kissing people on the mouth. - No. 261 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,835 - What if she can talk to horses? - Anybody can talk to horses, Steph. 262 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,837 Horses understand, is what I meant. She speaks horse. 263 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,548 Can't we just give her something? A dongle, a bangle, a rope? 264 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,883 For various reasons, none of those ideas are good ideas. 265 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,010 Oh, what about this? 266 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,512 But she talks horse in a loud voice. 267 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,763 She-- Her voice isn't horse. 268 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,141 - I am clear. - The Stick of Maximum Potency. 269 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,642 Oh, yeah, those are good words. 270 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,478 Obviously no, Dag. That belongs to Professor Poton. 271 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,857 Good words, though. Maximum potency? What is it? 272 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,942 - Dunno. Make it up? - Oh, yeah, just make it up. 273 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,944 - It's all made up, Daniel. - Yeah, so's the Bible. 274 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,196 Okay, let's just give the Apostle Paul superhuman strength. 275 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,239 Where's that leave Jesus? 276 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,034 Suddenly he's just some hippie at a dinner party. 277 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,326 Meanwhile, Paul's fighting Satan with a lightsaber. 278 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,537 My generation would totally read that version of the Bible. 279 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:04,663 Bryson, what does it actually do? 280 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,707 Canonically, the stick has the power to stop time. 281 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,834 Yawn. Can we do better? 282 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,585 More powerful than an atom bomb? 283 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,046 A thousand atom bombs! 284 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,213 A powerful, powerful, powerful woman. 285 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,216 - Who talks horse. - Stop talking about horses! 286 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,302 Look, the fans are not gonna like it, I'm telling you. 287 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,429 When we gave Gale Force the Gravity Pendant, 288 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,890 do you remember what happened? 289 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,682 They leaked her iCalendar onto Reddit, 290 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,809 and then they protested at her niece's graduation. 291 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,688 Oh, God, how unimaginable, missing your niece's graduation? 292 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,689 Bryson? 293 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,776 All I will say about the stick is, 294 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,320 on behalf of little girls everywhere... 295 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,571 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 296 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,324 I'm so excited about the stick, 297 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,367 because women are important. 298 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,744 Hmm? This is what a feminist looks like. 299 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,956 Who's the woman playwright who wrote the play I loved about women? 300 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,292 Amy Baker? Annie Herzog? 301 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,336 Get her on a flight. I'll brief her on rewrites. 302 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,796 Lilac Ghost gets a new stick, 303 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,547 and we reshoot the scene from today. 304 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,009 Great. I cracked it. What else should I fix? 305 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,219 - It's good work, Dag. - The Stick of Maximum Potency. 306 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,179 - Even I can't believe how cool it sounds. - Beautiful idea, Dag. 307 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,723 - You have no idea. - The maximum level of potency? 308 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,309 Sorry, can you hear yourselves? 309 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,937 The Lilac Ghost becomes the most powerful being in the cosmos? 310 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,148 Have you taken leave of your senses? 311 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,526 Seriously, Anita, it's-- Fucking hell. 312 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,406 Great work, everybody. Dan, can I get two on the schedule? 313 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,201 Sorry to have an idea, I guess. 314 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,120 Dan, can we remember the line in front of the crew? 315 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,580 "The line"? Oh, the line. 316 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,498 Anita, if you pull at this thread, okay, 317 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,750 the whole script is gonna unravel, Eric's gonna get in his head, 318 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,377 and then we're all going down a fucking rabbit hole. 319 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,795 It's a stick in a movie, Dan. 320 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,213 We'll lose days, the movie loses focus, 321 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,132 and then I'm going to lose sleep and hair. 322 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,466 Okay, friend level, 323 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,011 I just need to land this plane, cash my check, 324 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,430 and jet pack out of here. 325 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,472 Boutique development house, 326 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,684 actual movies, not this franchise bullshit. 327 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,811 Oh, okay. 328 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,812 - I get it. - Yeah. 329 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,606 This is just "the yawn" all over again. 330 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,025 What the fuck? This is not "the yawn." 331 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,525 Yeah, it is. It's "the yawn." 332 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,652 Fuck, are you hung up on something from seven years ago? 333 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,112 It's okay. Just use us. 334 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,406 Pump us full of woman. 335 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,657 And then bounce on us like a trampoline. 336 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,869 - Thanks, Dan. - Thanks, Anita. 337 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,412 - Remembering the line. - Watch your step there. Careful. 338 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,997 Eric's just shattered the glass ceiling. 339 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,998 Wow. 340 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,625 And yet, none of you were asked to clean it up. Progress. 341 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,337 Who do I talk to about residuals? 342 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,006 Quinn just wrapped. Headpiece being scraped off. 343 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,008 Waiting with flowers to convey Shane's thanks. 344 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,093 Free at last! 345 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,429 These flowers convey Shane's thanks. 346 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,513 Bravo, our leading lady. 347 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,598 Stop. 348 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,391 It has been the utmost delight. 349 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,435 Oh, your forehead is inflamed. 350 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,147 Yeah, it's from the adhesive. Super durable. 351 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,522 For a superwoman. 352 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,359 This face is on fire. 353 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,652 Right. Thank you and goodbye. 354 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,905 We need you to come back tomorrow. 355 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,782 - What? - Quinn, it is super important 356 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,409 to me as a woman to empower you. 357 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,287 Literally, more powers to you. 358 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,705 - Big new scene. - Big new stick. 359 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,542 Flying in a playwright. Annie Herzog's in a helicopter. 360 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,085 Trust me, it's gonna be great. 361 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,338 That's... that's really great. 362 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,549 Although, I've... 363 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,634 never really wanted to make a fuss 364 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:07,222 because the fans haven't exactly embraced me. 365 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,849 Remember when I made that quip about Thunderon? 366 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,434 They really didn't like it. 367 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,893 Got pretty scary. 368 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,812 Oh, the militant wing of our base 369 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,731 is vanishingly small, right, Bryson? 370 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,941 Ten, twenty, thirty thousand? 371 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,068 If I may? 372 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,319 "If Quinn Walker got hit by a bus, 373 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,614 I genuinely would not shed a tear." 374 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,323 Do you know who tweeted that? 375 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,409 Some asshole in his mom's basement. 376 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,744 My daughter's pediatrician. 377 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,915 And those are the minds that we need to change. 378 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,041 Let me try. 379 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,794 New scene, let you kick some ass. 380 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,088 Shane would really appreciate it. 381 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:44,676 Well, I am still under contract, so I shall see you tomorrow. 382 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,012 Good night. 383 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,346 Oh, oh, Quinn. 384 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,432 Now you're not technically wrapped, 385 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,018 I must deflower. 386 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,810 We will reflower. 387 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,021 I am an ally. 388 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,941 I feel so Hollywood. 389 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,068 Four days in, already got a writing credit. 390 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,111 You're not getting a writing credit. 391 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,155 I might just catapult straight to the top. 392 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,159 Saltburn it. Dancing around the studio with my wang out. 393 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,077 Morning, Quinn. 394 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,204 Nearly ready for you. 395 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,255 Quinn. Is this a bad time? Should we come back? 396 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,425 No, no, no, no. I do this all the time. Come, come, come. 397 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,802 It's to protect the eye makeup. 398 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,804 When I want to cry, which is most days, 399 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,056 tilt the chair back, 400 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,850 then the tears don't ruin my makeup. 401 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018 See? 402 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,937 - Oh, yeah, you can see the tears. - Oh, yeah. 403 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,522 Just running clear. 404 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,900 Such a good system. 405 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,445 It's like guttering, but for tears. 406 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,658 All right. Last day. Really is your last day. 407 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,202 - Yep. Thanks so much. - Thanks, Quinn. 408 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,495 - Thank you very much. - Yeah, be out in two. 409 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,830 - Yeah. - Cheers. Bye-bye. 410 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,918 Sides to reflect the new scene. 411 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,919 New pages for the Nodfather. 412 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,129 Okay. Heads up, Quinn's feeling quite emotional, 413 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,424 so let's just, um, be sensitive, yeah? 414 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,135 Um, Eric? More options for the dead wife. 415 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,261 Eric, sir, make your selection. 416 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:15,350 Oh, my. Look at you all, standing there in your power. 417 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,769 But don’t look for too long, 418 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,645 it might be a little bit weird. 419 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,730 It's just a photo on a tombstone, Eric. 420 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,108 I-- I choose them all. 421 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,360 Congratulations, you’re all dead! 422 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,277 Follow me. 423 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,323 Eric, how can Tecto have five identical dead wives? 424 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450 I think I just had a mini-stroke. 425 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,160 Could you pick one for me and kill the rest? 426 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,287 Okay. 427 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,039 Adam! Feeling human again? Little less wooly? 428 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,250 So much better, yeah. 429 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,710 Sorry about the sheep thing. What a doofus. 430 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,420 Still feeling a little paranoid, but... 431 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,838 That'll pass though, right? You'll bounce back. 432 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,132 - Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. - Give it your all. Yeah. 433 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,967 - Hey, hey, hey, sorry. - What's that? 434 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,677 The Stick of Maximum Potency. 435 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,220 It's incredibly powerful. 436 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,765 Yeah, so powerful I actually can't believe it. 437 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,226 Yeah. I mean, it's big. 438 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,936 Yeah, I know what you mean. It's overwhelming, to be honest with you. 439 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,021 Thank you. 440 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,733 But it's not stronger than my, uh, Earthquake Glove, right? 441 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,735 Maybe. Could be. Probably. 442 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,737 Okay. 443 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,619 Why can't I read right now? This, um... 444 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,289 I'm really happy with it. 445 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,958 Welcoming back Quinn, our beloved Lilac Ghost. 446 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,543 Thank you for being here, Quinn. 447 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,920 And so, to the scene. Same blocking. 448 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,090 Key new beat, Quinn wields her stick, 449 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,799 Peter cowers. 450 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,176 Sorry. What's this about cowering? 451 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,344 Can you stand on your position, 452 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,430 and we take it from your new line, Quinn. 453 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,016 Yeah? Okay, and... 454 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,767 action. 455 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,852 Silence! 456 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,147 Or I shall banish thee to the depths of Kragnor Caves! 457 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,232 No! 458 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,859 Okay, and-- and what? 459 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,027 You're supposed to cower. 460 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030 Well, I was told today was nodding. 461 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,572 Now it's cowering. 462 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,033 Yes, but the distance between nodding and cowering 463 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,369 is a hundred million miles. 464 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,788 I'm sorry, but this changes everything, Eric. 465 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,288 Because we are changing everything. 466 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,581 For women, for all of us. 467 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,958 Can I just say I'm sorry if this thing bumps? 468 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,503 - I am genuinely mortified. - It's... it's... it's not you. 469 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,796 Don't worry, it's not you. 470 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,797 What? 471 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,383 Can I get a closer look? 472 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,218 - Take it. - Thank you. 473 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,679 Crystal? Is this real metal? 474 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,013 Mazel tov. 475 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,933 I hear you fixed sexism, huh? 476 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,601 Beat it over the head with a big sparkly stick. 477 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,313 Yes, Pat, that's correct. That's exactly what we did. 478 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,358 Why didn't I think of that? Give the woman an accessory. 479 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,025 Hey. Possible tagline, 480 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,487 "Chicks with sticks." I'm not sure. We'll leave it to marketing. 481 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,406 - Come on! Let's go! - Yes. 482 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,657 Let's go. Let's shoot! 483 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,243 Please un-pinch your nose, Peter. 484 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,578 - You heard Adam. Go ahead. - Yeah-- 485 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,164 Uh, you herd me? 486 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,499 What? What did you say? 487 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,376 You were like... 488 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,794 What did you say? 489 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:48,961 What? 490 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,464 You "herd" me? Are yo-- You're "herding" me? 491 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,758 - What? - Is this a sheep thing? 492 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,136 Wait, wait, time out. Eric, is this a crook? 493 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,178 Sorry, I'm sorry. 494 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,389 Is this a joke? 495 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,807 Are you holding a crook? Are you in this too? 496 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,726 Are you-- Are you fucking with me? 497 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,185 Are you guys all fucking with me? 498 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,980 I get it, you're fucking with me. 499 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,982 But I'm not a sheep. 500 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:13,445 Yeah, let's laugh at the guy who's not turning into a sheep. 501 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,282 I'm sorry, I just cannot see my way to a cower. 502 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,034 - God knows I've tried. - Peter, wait. 503 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,327 Don't "Peter" me! 504 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,621 Be right back. Adam, what's happening? 505 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,041 Use your words! 506 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,500 Someone find me Anita, please? 507 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,295 What's going on here, Anita? I'm getting those henhouse vibes. 508 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,963 Not to man-explain this thing. 509 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,090 - It's "mansplain." - I don't think it is. 510 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,469 Shane would like six influential women from the internet 511 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,555 to know he's not a misogynist. 512 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,849 So get my fucking lady scene. 513 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,394 I'd love to help. I'm just very aware of the line. 514 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,855 I guess we're taking five, everyone! 515 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,316 All right, let's take five! 516 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652 Can't stop holding it. 517 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,322 Hey, Adam? 518 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,949 Just a second! Uh, wait out there, please. 519 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,369 Anita? Do we have Anita? 520 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,872 Hey, Meg, Adam's agent. I have reps. 521 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,043 ...obviously, not the Janet Jackson. 522 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,044 Hey, everybody. 523 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,755 So, we're just jumping on here 'cause it looks like we're gonna need 524 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,174 certain protections in place moving forward, 525 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,426 pursuant superpowers. 526 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,678 Is this about the stick? 527 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,096 I guess what we want, 528 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,348 and it's crazy to say this out loud, 529 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,684 is some sort of guaranteed immunity 530 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,770 for our client from the Stick of Maximum Potency. 531 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,022 Without getting drawn into the details, 532 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,026 Adam already has a Jackhammer and an Earthquake Glove. 533 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,404 I know. Again, it's crazy to talk like this. 534 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,406 It's just the Jackhammer is invisible. 535 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,074 And sticks are cooler than gloves. 536 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,368 Ipso facto, we have a serious problem. 537 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,619 - That's correct. - Well... 538 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,164 I need the stick in my movie, Meg, so what do you suggest? 539 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,040 Maybe Adam should get a stick. 540 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,125 Maybe he gets two sticks? 541 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,420 What about a Jackhammer of Maximum Potency? 542 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,838 Can we give him an extra line of muscles in post? 543 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,590 The muscles is good. Muscles on his muscles. 544 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,591 ...the Peter Fairchild, 545 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,011 shaking like a shitting dog, cowering! 546 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,762 - How fucking dare they? - Anita? 547 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,516 I see what you're doing here, empowering me. 548 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,767 But if you try 549 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,937 to write me into any more 550 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,314 of these fucking movies, 551 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,359 I will go home and get pregnant. 552 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,153 Noted. Thank you, Quinn. 553 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,947 I'm ovulating! 554 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,576 I fucked it, okay? Nobody wants to shoot my scene. 555 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,036 This is just what you do, Anita. 556 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,288 Career first, screw everyone else. 557 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,831 Are you still on about "the yawn"? 558 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,082 You're the one mentioning "the yawn." 559 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,459 Sorry, "the yawn"? 560 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,585 - It's so petty. - Okay, Dag. 561 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,170 You wanna get ahead? Check this out. 562 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,881 We were both runners on a film, Neverthelessness. 563 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,175 - Some bullshit indie film. - Underrated proto-mumblecore. 564 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,761 Production meeting, 6 a.m., I yawn, 565 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,763 Anita makes a joke at my expense 566 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,097 and makes this big producer laugh. 567 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,349 Everyone laughs. 568 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,685 "Ooh, Daniel yawned! Great joke, Anita." 569 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,312 She suddenly gets a promotion. 570 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,314 I got promoted because I am good at my job 571 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,648 and because he wanted to fuck me. 572 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,901 Yeah, well, I wanted to fuck you because I was your boyfriend. 573 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,737 - I knew it. - I moved on. We all did. 574 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:01,820 I didn't. 575 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,322 Couldn't catch a break after that. 576 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,741 Lazy Dan, the Tired Man of Europe. 577 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,242 Sleepy Dan, the Yawny Man. 578 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,452 Dan-bien. 579 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,871 The Yawn Supremacy. The Yawn Ultimatum. 580 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,831 - The Yawn Identity. - Please stop. 581 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,834 Seven years, I have not sat down on a film set, Anita. 582 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,045 - It's 'cause of you. - God, that is so stupid. 583 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,254 And this is that again. 584 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,341 You first, everyone else second. 585 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,428 I can help you. Both of you. 586 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:26,888 Next levels, 587 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,807 whatever that looks like. 588 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,852 Well, I think executive producer for me, but I'm not fussy. Dan? 589 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,438 I could maybe get you a directing gig. 590 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,815 Something in TV to start? 591 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,775 Oh, thank you, fairy godmother. 592 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,652 What else do I get with that? Gold teeth? 593 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,487 - Little dimples? - That would suit you. 594 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,990 I just need the actors to shoot the woman scene. 595 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:49,828 I'm asking you as a pal to remember that I'm your boss. 596 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,629 Cheat codes for the actors. 597 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,299 Adam's on new steroids and he's ultra fragile. 598 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,011 Reduce the size of the stick, he'll play ball. 599 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,764 Peter just wants days off to shoot commercials for Visit Libya. 600 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,474 And Quinn's miserable. 601 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,393 She just wants to die and go home. 602 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,061 I'll fix it. 603 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,399 Going forward, maybe... 604 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,234 maybe we can team it. 605 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,070 I manage upstairs, you run the floor. 606 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,948 Little double act, little gang. 607 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,033 Fire and ice. 608 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,118 I'm in. 609 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,620 You can trust me, Daniel. 610 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,291 Lady Fire. 611 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,543 Ice Man. 612 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,757 Incredible Badass Cool Bitch Motherfucker. 613 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,467 I'll speak to costume. 614 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,269 Actors in position. Lining up to shoot. 615 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,855 Scene 54, take one, mark. 616 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,273 Thank you, Dan. 617 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,151 Hey, just keeping the trains running. 618 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,611 Stand by. 619 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,696 And... action! 620 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,616 Behold! The Lilac Ghost. 621 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,702 A woman of maximum potency. 622 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,829 With my stick so very, very potent-- 623 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:18,874 And yet, no more powerful than my Earthquake Glove. 624 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,001 Indeed. 625 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,673 Here I stand, stronger than ever. 626 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,258 But I did die. 627 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,595 And I am dead. 628 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,057 So very dead. 629 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,892 Death comes for almost all of us. 630 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:41,563 Silence! Or I shall banish thee to the depths of Kragnor Caves! 631 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,857 And after-- 632 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:45,944 Sorry, Quinn. 633 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,404 - Cut. - Yeah, we've cut there. It's a shame. 634 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,447 - What is this? - Uh, okay, I'm on it. I'm on it. 635 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,117 Eric, how was that for cowering? 636 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,203 Great. I'm on the 16:45 to Tripoli. 637 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,378 Holy wow. Tentpole incoming. 638 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,839 Hello, sister production. 639 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,675 They seem friendly. 640 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,343 I think we really got something. 641 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,262 Score one for the sisterhood. 642 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,515 I'm just so happy to be almost finished. 643 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,391 So happy I could cry. 644 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:19,768 Oh, don't cry. Two hours in the chair. 645 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,978 Sorry, this is my agent. 646 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,063 Oh, I-- 647 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,606 - Thanks, Anita. - Oh, sure! 648 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108 - Hello? - Hey, Quinn. 649 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,944 How's everything going over there? 650 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,820 Oh, it's cool. I'm almost wrapped. 651 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,406 - Maybe like two more setups? - Great. So, bad news. 652 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,366 Photos of your new stick just leaked on Reddit 653 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,784 and the fans don't like it. 654 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,287 A lot of anger, a lot of male nerd rage. 655 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:40,622 I think it's best if you let reps take over your socials 656 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,583 while this blows over. 657 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,959 Quinn? Do not check your mentions. 658 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,170 Bryson? 659 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,631 Standard Code Red procedure. Nothing to worry about. 660 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:50,342 Are those bomb dogs? 661 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,510 Routine security sweep based on a credible bomb threat. 662 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,055 We have the best dogs. 663 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,973 Pedigree bomb sniffers. 664 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,726 Also, we strongly urge you 665 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,144 to change pediatricians. 666 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,438 Not a good guy. 667 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,114 So tell us about, uh, your experience of working on this movie. 668 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:17,826 It's... definitely been an experience 669 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,496 working on this movie. 670 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,956 Um, can-- can you elaborate? 671 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,166 Oh, absolutely. 672 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:27,754 Uh, I was hired as an actress, and I did what I was... 673 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:29,631 asked to do 674 00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,549 to the best of my abilities. 675 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,927 Misogyny? No. 676 00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:37,346 Genuinely, I can't even spell "misogyny." 677 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:38,932 I think that says everything. 678 00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:42,101 Also, I have a charity. It's called Randolph's Dream, 679 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,146 which aims to vaccinate all women. 680 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,733 You've probably never heard of it because, you know, I... 681 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,443 I don't like talking about it. I don't like to put it out there. 682 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:55,489 It actually makes fundraising really... hard to do that, 683 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,700 um, because I do never tell anyone. 684 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,036 If... if you look at our latest filing 685 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,205 of Randolph's Dream, you'll see we've raised 686 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,458 about... like, absolutely no money. 687 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,378 Hey, Heidi, you're a woman. I'd vaccinate you against everything. 688 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,213 You know, you're welcome. I would do it. 689 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,092 That is Randolph's Dream. 690 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,096 I think we... 691 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,763 I think we're good, right? 692 00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,557 I'm good. I'm good. 693 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,642 I'm gonna go. 694 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,270 Can we call my security guy? 695 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:26,979 Women! 696 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,024 They do-- They can do great things, you know?