1 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,546 [narrator] You know how a few decades from now, 2 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,633 if you don't like the vibe on Earth, you can go live on Mars? 3 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,179 Do you think you'd go? 4 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,223 Don't get me wrong, 5 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,726 things on Earth are pretty rad. 6 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,145 I have a sweet job. 7 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,229 [patrons chattering] 8 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,982 Two blue raspberry, no salt. 9 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,692 One blue razz, rainbow salt. 10 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,611 Three mango margs, chili lime salt. 11 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:09,695 Two mango, rainbow salt. 12 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,739 One rainbow salt, lime? 13 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,117 Four shots, and one Florida Girl. 14 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,078 Seriously, stop after two of these, or you'll hallucinate. 15 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:22,833 Yes! 16 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,127 Okay, that was last call, everybody. Last call! 17 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,587 It's 10:45. 18 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,172 Greg, it's a crescent moon. Look! 19 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,007 Do you know what that means? It means good luck. 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,802 It means I have to gather my friends on the beach to party under that moon. 21 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,137 I'm sorry, Greg, it is what it is. I love you. Goodbye, okay. 22 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,222 Bye! 23 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,433 Whoo-hoo! 24 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,601 Rex! 25 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,354 [Rex] The best friends. 26 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,565 We got Johnny, Nadine and her boyfriend, Bingo. 27 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:49,985 They're having a baby, and I'm gonna be Auntie Rex. 28 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,071 ["What I Want" playing] 29 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:56,492 -And I'm living that Florida life. -[alligator growls] 30 00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,870 Respect. 31 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,915 -[crowd whistling, cheering] -Rex Simpson does it again! 32 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,418 [Rex] But once upon a time, I had bigger dreams. 33 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,504 ["What I Want" continues] 34 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,861 -[launch commentator] Ignition. -Look, look, look! 35 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,404 [launch commentator] Liftoff. 36 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,739 Whoo! 37 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,450 I love you, NASA. 38 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,953 How fricking lucky are we, Rex? 39 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,956 So lucky. It's fricking beautiful, Mom. 40 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,041 It is fricking beautiful. 41 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,210 -You know what I think? -What? 42 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,087 That's gonna be you one day, Rex. 43 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,965 I know it, Mom. 44 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,302 ["What I Want" continues] 45 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,661 [slurping] 46 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:23,871 Morning, Mom. 47 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,582 [Rex] My mom asked me to do three things. 48 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:30,294 The first was to keep talking to her. So I do. 49 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,715 Second was to take care of my dad. 50 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,386 And third was to keep sharing my gifts. 51 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,349 Which is why my backyard is full of inventions. 52 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:46,143 Kendra won't stop the high school reunion emails. 53 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,687 -[Rex sighs] -Like, obviously, we're going. 54 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:51,065 We're going. 55 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,276 We haven't partied with those people in, like, a decade. 56 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,487 Yeah, 'cause most of them, like, moved away. 57 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,365 [gasps] 58 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:03,118 Rexxie! Oh, my God. You need to patent this. 59 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:04,870 It's on my list. 60 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:06,956 All right, come on. 61 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,794 Wait, Rex, you have a list for chairs? 62 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,295 Like-- 63 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:14,838 Like, a Pinterest board for-- 64 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,423 -Like, what list? -No. No, it's-- it's-- 65 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,926 It's a list for, like, the future. 66 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,722 [Nadine] Does the city even know you built this? 67 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,391 Whatever. 68 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:29,520 Yeah, I called them. They just don't care about the noble sea cow. 69 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,023 Manatees are a national treasure. 70 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,693 International treasure. Waters are international. 71 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,195 Waters don't have borders. 72 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,616 We need a world without borders, honestly. That's what the manatees taught me. 73 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,410 [Rex] Hey, you follow Toddrick Spencer? 74 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,329 [Nadine] Yes! Net worth, billions. 75 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,664 High school crush, you. 76 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:49,999 [person 1] Whoo-hoo! Awesome night. 77 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,500 -Hi, Calvin. -[Rex] Hey, Dad. 78 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,043 How'd it go with the TV crew? 79 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,170 I had 'em pissin' their pants the whole night 80 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:58,173 with that creepy little music box you built, Rexxie. 81 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,925 -Remote control works like a charm. -[chuckles] 82 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:03,470 Hey, Mr. Simpson. Do you think maybe Rex should become the wife 83 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:07,266 of a very rich tech titan classmate of ours? 84 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,267 No. 85 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,185 She's gonna see him this weekend at reunion. 86 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:14,982 Okay, I brought him up merely to say that Toddrick has the most boss life now. 87 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,609 He started a low Earth orbit airline. 88 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,197 Space tourism? 89 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:27,286 People pay a lot of money, and he flies them into fricking space. 90 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,871 [gasps] That's rude. 91 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,456 It's epic. 92 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,208 And I think it's 'cause dude just never lost his focus. 93 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,170 I mean, never partied, like, ever. 94 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,422 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, 95 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,716 and Rex, she took the one to the rave. 96 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,468 And that has made all the difference. 97 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,303 -Thanks, Dad. -[laughs] 98 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,721 [Nadine] Wait, what woods? 99 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,139 Was I there? 100 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,224 ["Selfish Soul" plays] 101 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,437 ♪ If I cut my hair Hope I grow it long ♪ 102 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,731 ♪ Back long, back time Like way before ♪ 103 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,150 ♪ If I wear it straight Will they like me more? ♪ 104 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,235 ♪ Like those girls on front covers ♪ 105 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,780 ♪ Long hair make 'em stay little longer ♪ 106 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,531 -[gasps] -[gasps] 107 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:07,910 When I say "Tortoise," you say what? 108 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,828 [screaming] 109 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,832 [classmate 1] Oh, I love that for you! 110 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,294 Nadine, I do your makeup tutorials every day. 111 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,129 Girl, I can tell. That's why you look hot. 112 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,590 -Oh, thank you! -Rex Simpson? 113 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:23,550 -Oh, my God. -Legend. 114 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,136 Girl, get over here and tell us everything. 115 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,722 Start from the beginning. How was Georgia Tech? 116 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,351 Oh, yeah. I didn't go. 117 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,353 What? But you had a full ride. 118 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,397 -They gave you a car? -A full ride scholarship, Erin. 119 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,861 Yeah, you know, my mom got sick, so I deferred for a year. 120 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,739 And then she died, and my dad was, like, a mess. It was like-- 121 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,118 So, you know, I couldn't just, like, go to college. 122 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,624 Yeah. 123 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,918 -What about you guys? -[all screaming, laughing] 124 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,087 [laughing] 125 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,589 [dance music plays] 126 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,010 I'm a bartender at Gator Greg's. 127 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,139 And, you know, I help my dad with the ghost tours. 128 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,808 There's been no actual ghosts. So far. 129 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,893 -I've got a list, you know. -[classmate 2] Here you go. 130 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,146 A list for the future. 131 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,773 It's all my ideas. 132 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,817 Ten years is actually nothing, though, 133 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,319 when you're thinking about, like, the universe. 134 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,905 Do you know it takes 100,000 light-years to cross our galaxy? 135 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,282 Light-years! 136 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:32,286 So I don't know why we put so much pressure on ten little years! 137 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,788 [tires screeching] 138 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,838 -[Nadine] Dude. -Dude. 139 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,257 Dude, is 401(k) a pill? 140 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:49,595 'Cause if not, I was literally in the most boring conversation on earth. 141 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,222 You know, this reunion, it's kind of wack. 142 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,682 -So, let's bounce. -Yeah. 143 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,268 Excuse me. Is this the reunion? 144 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,605 Hold up! 145 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,523 Toddrick Spencer? 146 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,902 -Rex. -Okay, can I get a slow clap for this man? 147 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,406 Stop. 148 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,827 -Nice to see you. How are you? -No way. I didn't think you'd come. 149 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,621 -I wanna clear my conscience. -[classmate 3] Okay. 150 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,789 -I don't want the baggage and everything. -[classmate 3] Yeah. 151 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,751 Remember when we were raising caterpillars in third grade? 152 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,960 Don't say it. 153 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,129 I accidentally killed mine, so I took yours. 154 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,048 [crying] Oh, I knew it! 155 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,842 You started a fricking space airline, dude. 156 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,802 You're changing the world. 157 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,471 I'm really trying. 158 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:36,516 I'm passionate about making it affordable for any human to visit space. 159 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,019 I mean, and certain dogs, right? 160 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,979 -Claro que sí. -[Rex laughs] 161 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:45,359 I gotta get to my airplane. I have to be in Singapore tomorrow. 162 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,152 No. No, you can't leave. 163 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:50,697 Hey, Rex. 164 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,829 I never told you this, but, um-- 165 00:08:58,705 --> 00:08:59,706 Oh, boy. 166 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,584 My first semester at Wesleyan, I came apart. 167 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,336 I was pulling B's. 168 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,005 Dude. 169 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:10,550 Until I put a picture of you as my desktop. 170 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,678 What? 171 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,179 Not-- Not in a weird way. 172 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:16,932 Well, yes, weird. But not how it sounds. 173 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,520 When we were kids, trying to keep up with you was what got me out of bed. 174 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:25,440 You'd jump way outside the box, zigzag, and get back to the answer, 175 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,943 and I'd still be strapping my blinders on like, 176 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,821 "The answer's straight ahead and straight ahead only." 177 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,614 You inspired me. 178 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,701 And it worked in college too. 179 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,869 All four years. 180 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:41,123 Rex Simpson, my desktop. [chuckles] 181 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:45,544 It's borderline disturbing but awesome. 182 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,547 Look, whatever it is you're doing right now, 183 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,840 I'm sure… 184 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,677 -it's incredible. -Yeah. 185 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,637 This is my private number. 186 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:56,763 Text me. 187 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,307 Fill me in. 188 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,975 Blow my mind. 189 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,185 All right? 190 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,187 -It was nice seeing you. -Yeah, you too. 191 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,856 -Take care. Bye. -Have a safe flight. 192 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:45,228 "Rex said going to Mars with her mom was her biggest dream come true." 193 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,740 Nadine? 194 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,617 -Nadine! -What? I'm awake. 195 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,079 Tonight sucked. Tonight sucked. 196 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:06,458 And you wanna know why? Because I was hit with a meteor shower of truth. 197 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,503 Okay, ten years ago, I got lost. 198 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,839 And I stopped even trying to find my way back. 199 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,758 Oh, Rexxie. 200 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,718 But it's not too late. 201 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,762 Um… 202 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,097 Well… 203 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,644 I'm gonna be an astronaut. 204 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,062 [gasps] 205 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,480 [shrieks] 206 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,358 I know. 207 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,194 Oh, my God. Wait. Come again? 208 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,656 Astronaut! 209 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,409 Your girl! Hello? 210 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,745 -Ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, boy. -Okay. Yeah. 211 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,498 If that's what you want! Yeah! 212 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,417 [grunting] 213 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:54,423 Okay, here we go. "Applicants for the NASA Astronaut Training Program…" 214 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,716 Cool, cool, cool. [clears throat] 215 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,676 Oh. 216 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,929 "…must meet the following requirements before submitting an application." 217 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:04,474 Got it. Passion. Number one. Easy. 218 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,977 -Doesn't say that… -What? 219 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,395 -…but… -But… 220 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,605 "Higher degree in mathematics, 221 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,857 engineering, 222 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,819 biological science, physical science or computer science." 223 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,070 [Nadine] Oh. 224 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,906 "Three years of professional experience in a related field." 225 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,991 [Nadine] Ouch. 226 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,075 -Or-- -[Nadine] Or? 227 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:26,163 "At least a thousand hours piloting a jet aircraft." 228 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,456 Okay. 229 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,749 -And-- -And-- And? 230 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,170 "Must be able to pass the long duration astronaut physical." 231 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,464 Yes, yes! Girl, think about it. 232 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,091 You got them glutes. You got them quads. 233 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,053 -That's you. -But it's not just that part. 234 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,015 It's all the parts. 235 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,892 It's not one out of three. 236 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,894 It's all three. 237 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:55,567 I fricking knew we never landed on the moon. 238 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,860 Don't start. 239 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,696 [sighs] 240 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,241 [Rex sniffles] 241 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,494 You know, I-- 242 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,079 I do love you in a jumpsuit, but… 243 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,166 there are other jobs with jumpsuits. 244 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:26,556 I see you, crescent moon. I see you, girl. 245 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,856 I used to be zigzaggy and out of the box, 246 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,775 and that got me places. 247 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,109 And now, 248 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,196 it's gonna get me to space. 249 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,576 Dear Sir or Madam of NASA. 250 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:53,083 What you are about to read is a dream. 251 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,420 A dream of the life I wish I'd led. 252 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,634 In this dream, instead of bedazzling my clothes, I dazzled my professors. 253 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,177 [audience cheers, applauds] 254 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:07,847 And instead of pouring drinks, I poured myself into the scientific method. 255 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,059 -I nurtured my passions. -[dolphin squeaks] 256 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,061 They nurtured me back. 257 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,231 I made good decisions. 258 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,732 [engine growls] 259 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,650 [horn honks] 260 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,735 Because I valued myself. 261 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,905 Surely I can't be the only capable applicant 262 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,574 who got kicked in the ass by life 263 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,826 and doesn't have picture-perfect qualifications. 264 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,911 The past is done. 265 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,956 What I hope is that we can build a future together, 266 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,457 in space, 267 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:39,296 where the trippy mystery of our existence pulsates with glittering light. 268 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:46,011 Respectfully, Tiffany "Rex" Simpson. 269 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,516 [people chattering] 270 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,769 Hi. Welcome back to Muscle Explosion. You want a fresh towel? 271 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,813 -Yeah. All right. -You gotta get it yourself. Thanks. 272 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,189 Cool. Thank you. 273 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,153 [phone buzzes] 274 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,237 Oh. 275 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,658 "Make this look profesh, my Canva Queen." 276 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,160 Yes. [nail clicks] 277 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,370 Oh, no. 278 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,749 [nail clicks] 279 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,879 "Dear Sir or Madam of NASA. What you're about to read is a dream." 280 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,176 No, girl. 281 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,430 Oh, no. No, no, no. 282 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,725 Let's do this right. 283 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,105 [keys clattering] 284 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,456 I must admit that when I encounter 285 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,752 a fellow aeronautical engineer that also has a passion for robotics, 286 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,004 I get a little excited. 287 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,007 Um, see, when I was 18, if someone had told me 288 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,593 I was going to be an astronaut by the age of 30, 289 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,136 I would've laughed in their face… 290 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,140 or written a poem about it. 291 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,605 [clears throat] Whereas, when Dr. Daniel Kim here was 18, 292 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,067 he already had three patents in shuttle avionics. 293 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,820 And by the time he was 30, he w-- 294 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,238 Well, I mean, read it and see. 295 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,448 All right. Let's see here. 296 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,577 That-- Well, there-- 297 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,623 It says here Dr. Kim retrofit Odyssey to accommodate the spectrometer. 298 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:44,212 Yes! Which arguably led to the mapping of ice on Mars! 299 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,464 Anyone could have done that, Logan. 300 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,593 Anyone who went to Caltech, then MIT, interned here and back to MIT. 301 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,178 Oh, come on. Ice on Mars. 302 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,013 -You wept that day, Pam. -[Pam] Yeah. 303 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,851 -I also wept, of course. -Yeah, you would. 304 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,395 Look, I am so sick of reading these identical applications 305 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,896 from these Ivy-tower elites. 306 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,898 We don't need more people like you. 307 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,277 We need unconventional candidates. Like I was. 308 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,156 You wanna know what this candidate did? 309 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,742 She ticks all the boxes. And… 310 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,620 she built a series of gates in the canal in her backyard 311 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,249 to protect the manatees from getting mowed down by speedboats. 312 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:25,378 She designed, manufactured and installed it herself. 313 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,464 I ask you, 314 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,718 who do you want envisioning and building 315 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,387 the first human colony on Mars? 316 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,930 An analyst? 317 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,808 Or an experimentalist? 318 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,852 Dr. Kim? 319 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,897 Or the woman who engineers backyard canals 320 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,024 and invented a sun lounger 321 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,318 with a beverage tray that doubles… 322 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,321 as a tanning reflector? 323 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,949 Come on. Hmm? 324 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,034 Well, 325 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,786 Dr. Kim? 326 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,246 [sighs] 327 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,333 [spooky music plays] 328 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,638 [meter beeping] 329 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,017 -Come in. Come in, come in, come in. -[rapid beeping] 330 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,269 [shushes] 331 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,604 EMF is in the red. 332 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,064 [person 2] Um… 333 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,649 Is there something in here with us? 334 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,234 Stay calm now. 335 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,820 -[person 3] Hear that? -[person 4] Wait. What was that? 336 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,071 [person 3] What is that? 337 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,155 Belinda? 338 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,370 -[thud] -Belinda's communicating. 339 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,622 -We can hear you, old girl. -[phone buzzing] 340 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,126 Yo. 341 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,837 [person 5] Dr. Tiffany Simpson, please? 342 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,380 Who's this? 343 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,716 This is Logan O'Leary calling from the Johnson Space Center. 344 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,343 NASA Astronaut Training Program. 345 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,805 Bingo, dude. Can you just let it go? 346 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,058 -[electricity buzzing] -Do not be angry with us, Belinda. 347 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,769 We know this is your house. We are just visiting. 348 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,563 [Logan] Here's an idea, Dr. Simpson. 349 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,274 Oh, I love when you call me "doctor." 350 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:15,738 I'm gonna hang up and just video call you. 351 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,824 -Is that okay? -Oh, I bet you are. 352 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,534 [chuckles] 353 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,664 [melody tinkles] 354 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,417 -Um, yeah. What is that? -It's okay. It's okay. 355 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,252 -Y'all stay close to me now. -[meter beeping] 356 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,798 [tinkling continues] 357 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,509 It's Belinda's precious baby doll, y'all. 358 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,470 [phone buzzing] 359 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,515 -Dude, what? -Hello, yes. 360 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,142 I'm Logan O'Leary. 361 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,728 I'm the Director of Operations for the Astronaut Office at NASA. 362 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,147 At Johnson Space Center. Here, see? 363 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,817 Uh, um, Cocoa Beach, Florida. 364 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,237 Lovely. 365 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,907 [clears throat] Um… 366 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,951 Dr. Simpson, I'm calling because 367 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,247 you have been selected for astronaut training. 368 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,460 -Are you serious? -Well, yes. 369 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,212 We were all quite intrigued by your, um… 370 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,133 unconventional approach to a life in science. 371 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,303 I for one have many questions. 372 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,223 The training is down here at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. 373 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,352 You and 34 others will spend two months in interviews 374 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:31,272 as well as completing physical and psychiatric evaluations. 375 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,068 I'll be sending you a training and travel itinerary email later this week. 376 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,279 Wow! Wow, I mean, are you insane? 377 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,740 You guys must be just insane. [chuckles] 378 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,369 It's actually required that we not be. 379 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,247 I'll see you in Simpson, Dr. Houston. 380 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,210 Houston. I'll see you in Houston, Doctor-- 381 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,673 Crying out loud. 382 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,093 I'm gonna be an astronaut! 383 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,428 Yeah, man! Yeah, man! 384 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,264 That must be Belinda's insolent daughter 385 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:09,811 who died a tragic death way too young by screwing with the family business. 386 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,729 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Mm-mmm! 387 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,942 Dude, I need your positive vibes. 388 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,902 It's just that I just don't think you can do this. 389 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,697 Like, you're not actually a scientist or a pilot. 390 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,198 What? And they know that. 391 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,285 I wrote it in my cover letter. They chose me for my potential. 392 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,789 I mean, literally, all I have to do is be myself. 393 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,499 And get a colonoscopy. 394 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,836 Okay. So the thing is I just-- I didn't think it was going to get this far. 395 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,630 -Yeah, neither did I! -Look, Rex-- Like, please, just listen. 396 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,215 Shh! 397 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,050 It's positive vibes only. 398 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,885 Yeah. No-- 399 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,637 -Follow your dreams. -Wait, Rex. Please-- 400 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,639 Follow your dreams. 401 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,349 Thanks. 402 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,642 [Rex] I miss you. 403 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,148 ["Born to Be Wild" playing] 404 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,693 Yeah. Yeah. 405 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,440 -Mom. Mom. -Mama. 406 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,691 What? 407 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,318 Is that an astronaut? 408 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,986 There. That girl right over there. 409 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,908 Not with my tax dollars, she's not. 410 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,993 So cool. 411 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,622 Dr. Stacy Kellogg MD, PhD. 412 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,667 Hector Kaneko. It's Japanese, in case that's not obvious. 413 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:57,794 Thank you. 414 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,962 Osprey, Miriam. 415 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,214 It's Grace Jackson. 416 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,965 Mancini, Captain Jack. 417 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,467 Violet Marie Vislawski. 418 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,052 Rex Simpson. 419 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,513 I might be under "Tiffany." 420 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,056 Honestly, I don't know how you-- 421 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,642 Perfect. Thank you so much. Awesome. 422 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,689 -Logan! Hey! -Dr. Simpson. 423 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,233 This is so crazy. 424 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,027 -I think you should get down. -Huh? 425 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,153 Get down. Get down. 426 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,738 What? Oh, I'm sorry. 427 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:29,742 -I'm sorry. Do you have a bad back? -What? No. I'm your supervisor, so-- 428 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,911 -You don't want to play favorites. -No. I'm saying-- 429 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,330 Or seem like you're playing favorites, right? 430 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,250 -No, but-- -Right. Okay, well. What's up, dude? 431 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,168 I just wanted to say, "Hey" in person. 432 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,253 Oh. 433 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,297 Hey. 434 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:47,301 Are you a British exchange astronaut? [laughs] 435 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,721 No, I'm a NASA astronaut. 436 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,558 I just have a dual citizenship, so… 437 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:54,725 Okay. 438 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,770 So, tell me all the cool stuff you did in space. 439 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,524 Don't you worry, there'll be plenty of time to talk about semiconductors. 440 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:06,320 Oh, that reminds me. I need you to schedule your colonoscopy. 441 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,030 Oh. 442 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,282 Logan. 443 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,451 Okay. Don't do that either. 444 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,996 You know what? Just stop by my office. 445 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,831 In fact, better yet, um, 446 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,999 email me. 447 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,294 And maybe call me Dr. O'Leary from now on. 448 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,921 Cheerio, Dr. O'Leary! 449 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,049 [chuckles] Yeah. 450 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:31,262 Well, Mom, I'm actually here. 451 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,556 Johnson Space Center. 452 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,892 It's so rad. 453 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,686 There are rockets and scientists everywhere. 454 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,354 The astronauts are hot, by the way. 455 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,939 One in particular. 456 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,357 Wish I could get your take on him. 457 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,484 Let me just say: British and glasses. 458 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:49,071 Anyway, I'm already convinced that I'm gonna fricking love it here. 459 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,407 Space, here we come. 460 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,327 Hi. 461 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,039 [clears throat, coughs] 462 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,290 Allergies. 463 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,792 Oh! Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 464 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,044 Okay. It's gone. It's gone. 465 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,670 Sorry. 466 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,798 Hi. I'm Rex. I'm your new roommate. 467 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,967 Violet Marie. 468 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,595 -I'll be on my way. -What? No, no, no, no, no. 469 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,931 The incense is gone. Gone. Finished. 470 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,350 I can't do this. 471 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,019 I'm not supposed to be an astronaut. Look at me. [scoffs] 472 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,521 -What? -God, look away. 473 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:23,814 Oh, uh… 474 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,194 You look pretty fierce to me. 475 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,072 I have asthma, migraines, acid reflux, 476 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,033 anxiety, rosacea and insomnia, and more. 477 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:37,328 Wow. You're hard-core! 478 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,331 I know six other people who applied who'd be way better than me. And they know it. 479 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,415 Well-- 480 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:46,128 Do they need it as bad as you? Because you look like you need to have some fun. 481 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,463 Is this fun? 482 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,506 [scoffs] 483 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,884 An all-expense paid trip to fricking NASA 484 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,553 to chase the dreams we once thought unachievable? 485 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,515 I mean, that sounds pretty epic to me. 486 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,895 I saw some cute guys. 487 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,481 And girls. 488 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,192 There she is! 489 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:12,405 Hello and welcome. 490 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:16,701 I am Rudolph Bolton, and I am the chief of the Astronaut Office. 491 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,704 If you're thinking, "Wow, what a cool title," 492 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,789 you are right. 493 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,416 Shit yeah, it is. 494 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,711 You are here because you are astronaut candidates for NASA. 495 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,797 If anyone is in the wrong room, now is the time to leave, 496 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,092 or you may find yourself in space. 497 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,176 [Rex giggles] 498 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,097 Well… 499 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,182 I want to introduce the two staff members 500 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,351 who will be most involved in your day-to-day lives 501 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,396 -over these next months. -Someone's in the wrong room. Just sayin'. 502 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:50,276 [Bolton] Between the two of them, they have seven space walks, six patents, 503 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,864 one Air Force cross from the Royal Air Force, 504 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,409 and 12 months at the International Space Station. 505 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,038 Dr. Logan O'Leary, deputy director. 506 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:07,168 And Dr. Pam Proctor, our director of operations. 507 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,170 Pam Proctor is a legend. 508 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:12,089 She has the highest IQ of any astronaut ever tested. 509 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:17,178 I mean, she picks her own assignments and everyone here's too afraid to say no. 510 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,222 -That's so hot. -Hard agree. 511 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,933 [Bolton clears throat] Now, next year at this time, 512 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:26,020 we will be sending our next expedition to the International Space Station. 513 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,648 Which means that some of you here, in this audience, 514 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,110 will have the chance to be a part of history. 515 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,612 Definitely me. 516 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:35,988 [Bolton] Over the next nine weeks, 517 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:40,076 you will be trained and tested and most of you will not pass. 518 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:44,121 You will become familiar with the inside and out of the International Space Station 519 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,166 and learn how to fix anything that could go wrong there. 520 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,294 You will strive for top physical and mental stamina 521 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,505 in order to take the weighted treadmill test 522 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,507 and the isolation analog. 523 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,718 You will learn Russian, how to fly an S-21 fighter jet 524 00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,763 and brush up on aeronautics and physics. 525 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,683 And some of you will make it to the Mars habitat challenge. 526 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,852 But try not to worry about that one yet. 527 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:11,440 We have a special name for astronaut candidates. 528 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,818 Now, when this training period is done, 529 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,404 all but four of you will have returned home. 530 00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:21,951 But you can all consider yourselves "AsCans." 531 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,080 [chuckling] What? 532 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,589 [clears throat, coughs] 533 00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:45,224 [clears throat] So I would so much love to hear a little bit about everyone. 534 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:48,853 I'll go first. 535 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:54,650 I'm Stacy Kellogg, but everyone calls me Dr. Stacy, including my four children. 536 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,985 Yes, four. 537 00:28:56,068 --> 00:29:00,030 I'm a doctor of emergency medicine and my passion is high performance. 538 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:03,617 And my children's high performance. 539 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,292 Miriam Osprey. 540 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,420 I spent the last six years in extreme isolation 541 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:17,214 studying the behavioral patterns of arctic Mammalia. 542 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:22,261 My discoveries led my alumni magazine to dub me the "Dr. Ruth of penguins." 543 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:24,763 So, I sued them. 544 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,933 -Hmm. Whoa. -[Dr. Stacy] Fun. 545 00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:32,229 Um, I'm Hector-- Sorry. I am Hector Kaneko. 546 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:34,732 Uh, I am a doggy dad, 547 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,108 a smoothie chef 548 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:40,821 and the best selfie artist in the MIT biology department, by a light-year. 549 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:44,575 MIT. Nice to meet you, dude. 550 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:46,660 Uh… 551 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:49,955 Grace Jackson. 552 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:51,040 Career: military. 553 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,210 I can't really get into the specifics, so don't ask. 554 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,296 It's-- 555 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,798 -It's you. -No, it's not. 556 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,676 Oh. 557 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:07,306 [titters] Someone else go. 558 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,766 Come on, roomie. 559 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:11,936 Get up there. 560 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,979 Uh, Violet Marie Vislawski. 561 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:20,569 I self-publish romance novels under a nom de plume. 562 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:23,364 Quel nom? 563 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,991 I will only say 564 00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:28,160 they are all set in space. 565 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,706 And I'm the winner of the office Oscar pool every year 566 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:35,584 at the Stanford Synchrotron Radiation Lightsource lab. 567 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:38,837 You're a physicist? 568 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,383 Cool, cool, cool. 569 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,468 Captain America, it's your turn. 570 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,806 Captain Jack Mancini, Air Force, Arizona. 571 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,267 I got two preteen girls and an ex-wife. 572 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,186 You're damn straight I'm ready to get to space as fast as possible. 573 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,984 How about you? 574 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:02,945 Oh. 575 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,533 Rex Simpson. I am a Florida girl. 576 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,494 My real name is Tiffany but when I was younger, I used to walk like this. 577 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,664 T. rex, Rex, so… You know. 578 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:16,208 Anyway. I am a mixologist, 579 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:20,879 an ATV chick, a daydream believer and a big fan of space. 580 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,550 -Love that. Yeah. -[Jack] Yeah. Right. 581 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,138 If I were the first person to be marooned in space, 582 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,390 I wouldn't mind. 583 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,148 Sick group, guys. 584 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,151 [Rex] When the big bang happened, 585 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:47,072 the universe expanded 100 times its size in less than a second. 586 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:50,034 And that's what the first few days of AsCan training felt like. 587 00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,579 Like, whoa. 588 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,625 Simpson, take us through how we calculate 589 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,461 for the Canadarm's moment of inertia if it were on Earth. 590 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:06,091 Uh, yes. Well, I would, um… 591 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:07,885 [clears throat] 592 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:10,387 Um… 593 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,099 I'm sorry. I'm not sure. 594 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,144 Reshawn. 595 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,857 [Rex] But also like, "Wow." 596 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,777 [Logan] Gather round, AsCans. Gather round. 597 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:28,947 Now, I'm sure you're all very excited right now 598 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:32,201 because these are the exact replicas 599 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:35,204 of the International Space Station modules. Exact. 600 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:38,916 Question, 601 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:42,086 what are the three worst things that could happen to the Space Station? 602 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,962 Ammonia leak. 603 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:45,589 -Fire. -Alien attack. 604 00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:46,757 Depressurization. 605 00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:48,676 And that could happen how? 606 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,846 Structural damage, collision with a meteorite, human error. 607 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,435 [Jack] Levels are normal. Oxygen at 21%. 608 00:32:58,519 --> 00:32:59,728 [Dr. Stacy] Thank you, AsCan Mancini. 609 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,730 -[Miriam] Copy that, Mancini. -[alarm blaring] 610 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:03,315 [Jack] There's a fire in the command module! 611 00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,818 Kaneko, Jackson. Fire port. 612 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,487 I should probably do this but whatever. 613 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,199 -Oh, wow. -That didn't stop the alarm. 614 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,243 That means that the fire has spread. 615 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,911 Simpson, seal the module. 616 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,579 We're evacuating to Columbus. 617 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,748 -10-4, Commander Dr. Stacy. -Copy that. 618 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,667 Hit them with the micrometeorites. 619 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,548 Pow-pow. Pow. 620 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,550 -[Jack] Move, move, move. -[Violet hyperventilating] 621 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,928 -Vi, you good? -All good. Real good. 622 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,805 Hey, if you two die in here, 623 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:38,642 it only makes me look bad and I think you know that. Now, let's go! 624 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,645 -Doc, I got this. -[Violet hyperventilating] 625 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,606 Vi, roomie, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 626 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:47,276 Look at me. Look at me. It's your roomie. 627 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,111 Hey, I'm gonna tell you a story, okay? 628 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:52,865 This one time, I went to a Kelly Clarkson concert which rocked. 629 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:56,076 -Until I got stuck in a porta-potty. -Oh, my God. 630 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,246 I was totally freaking out, I was hyperventilating. 631 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,123 And then, you know what I did? 632 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,625 I pulled instead of pushed. 633 00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,712 Do you see what I'm trying to say? I wasn't trapped. 634 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,547 It was all in my head. 635 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,175 -In my head. [whimpers] -Mm-hmm. 636 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,427 There is a way out. 637 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,387 There is? 638 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:16,597 It's right behind me. 639 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,767 -Let's go! Come on. Let's go. -[screams] 640 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,311 You got this. 641 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:28,776 She certainly has the placid comportment for an astronaut. 642 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,528 -Simpson. -Oh, yeah. 643 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,739 No, she'd be great to do shrooms with. 644 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,285 -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. [chuckling] -Oh. [chuckles] 645 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,330 But, oh, my nerd. That look. 646 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,999 Oh, honey. One day you're gonna retire from here 647 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,793 and you're gonna let loose. 648 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,881 Welcome back to Muscle Explosion. 649 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,218 [cell phone ringing] 650 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,146 Hello, you've reached Nadine's House of Contours. 651 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:12,194 Oh, hello. I'm trying to reach the Marine Recovery Lab, 652 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,862 and Dr. Theresa Yang. 653 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,989 This is Logan O'Leary from the Johnson Space Center 654 00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,242 calling about Dr. Tiffany Simpson. 655 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,206 Uh, um. And this is the number you have for Dr… 656 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:28,627 Uh, Theresa Yang. Dr. Simpson listed her as a reference. 657 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,005 She did, didn't she? 658 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,924 Um… 659 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,302 Can you just please hold for a moment? 660 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:38,887 [Logan] Okay. 661 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,141 Okay. 662 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,610 Hello. This is Dr. Yang speaking. 663 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,155 Oh, Dr. Yang. Hello. This is Logan O'Leary of NASA. 664 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,867 [Nadine] Logan, big fan. 665 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,285 -Big fan, Logan. -Oh. 666 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,828 Thank you. Um, 667 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,079 -Dr. Yang… -Yes. 668 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,664 …would you just verify for me 669 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:09,209 that Dr. Tiffany Simpson worked with injured killer whales 670 00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:12,254 at the lab under your supervision for two years? 671 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,090 Sure glad you asked, Logan. 672 00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:17,551 God, what years those were. 673 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:18,760 Greatest years. 674 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:23,056 The ones that we spent working with the Orcinus orca, 675 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,017 which are carnivorous. 676 00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,021 Well, that sounds like a yes. 677 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:33,191 And how would you describe Dr. Simpson's demeanor? 678 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,484 -Water. -You know, 679 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:39,740 I would say that Dr. Simpson is extremely chill. 680 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,075 Extremely chill. 681 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,829 -And what about… -Cold one, please. 682 00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,956 -…her ability to work with others? -What? 683 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,835 -Cold, please. -I heard you. Piss off. 684 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:52,920 Excuse me? 685 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:54,504 Uh, no, Logan. 686 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:56,590 No. No, no, no. 687 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,508 What? Huh? 688 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,428 Uh. Oh, no! 689 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,973 Emergency with the-- with the whales over here. Gotta go. 690 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,602 God, I wish Rex were here to make everything better. 691 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:09,853 [telephone line clicks] 692 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:14,066 Honestly, he was acting really aggressively 693 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,985 and I'm glad you're here because… 694 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,238 we felt unsafe. 695 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,784 Yo, I love babies. 696 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,583 -[cell phone beeps] -Um… 697 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,126 Sorry about that. 698 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,966 Dr. Simpson, you understand this is just a "get to know you" conversation? 699 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,052 I'm fricking psyched. [giggles] 700 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:45,472 I mean, thank you guys so much for, you know, taking a chance. 701 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,765 You're welcome. 702 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,809 No. We don't see it that way, AsCan Simpson. 703 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:49,893 -No. No. -I mean, sure, 704 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:52,396 your résumé may not look like everyone else's, 705 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:56,858 but you clearly display a facility for engineering and design 706 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,152 that we are absolutely looking for 707 00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,571 in this next ten years of space exploration. 708 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,241 Thank you. I mean, I-- 709 00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,827 I think so. I hope so. 710 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,871 -I mean, I have a lot of ideas for Mars. -[Rudolph] All right. 711 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,249 Tell us about your work with the orcas. 712 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,669 Well, I grew up in Florida, 713 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,296 going to the beach almost every day with my mom, 714 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,466 who was just so in love with the natural world. 715 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:24,636 So that part was, you know, a bit homage. 716 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:28,849 So was that why you got into that area of research? 717 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:30,851 You thought it would be rewarding? 718 00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,063 Um… 719 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,148 I'm sorry. What? 720 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,568 Well, it's just that your degree is in mechanical engineering, 721 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,029 but your research is in marine biology. 722 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:43,530 How did you get there? 723 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:51,163 -Can I see that? If you could just-- Okay. -Oh, yes. Of course. There you go. 724 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,497 No. 725 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,753 [Nadine] "Dear sir or madame of NASA. 726 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,630 What you are about to read is a dream. 727 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,925 My life thus far has been a dream. 728 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:08,096 I've achieved so many epic and impressive things 729 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:12,517 in my professional life, except for becoming an astronaut." 730 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,146 Uh, um… 731 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,403 Is everything all right? 732 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,658 Um… 733 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:36,875 I, um… 734 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:40,837 [chuckles] 735 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,969 I misspelled astronaut. [chuckles] 736 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,263 -Who hasn't? Right? -It happens all the time. 737 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:51,264 -[Pam] Right? -What? 738 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,600 -[Rudolph] Yeah. -It is common. Yeah, it is. 739 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:58,271 Other than that, I am fricking fantastic. 740 00:39:58,355 --> 00:39:59,564 [Rudolph] Yeah. 741 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:02,651 And to answer your-- your question, Dr. Bolton, my, um… 742 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,777 [clears throat] 743 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,946 …my work at the Whale Lab, 744 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:09,908 it was mechanical in its engineering, so… [chuckles] 745 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,535 Oh. 746 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,496 Oh, um. Yeah. So they, uh, 747 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,207 they had this rope and pulley system when I got there. 748 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:21,211 You know, to lift the whales out of the pool to wash them, and, um-- 749 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,255 I'm sorry, to wash them? 750 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,632 Why would that be necessary? 751 00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,136 Exactly. 752 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:32,180 Exactly, which is why I destroyed that system 753 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,975 and I had these underwater jets installed 754 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,352 to massage these magnificent creatures. 755 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,564 And, you know, after that, I shifted my focus. [chuckles] 756 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:45,902 To the synthesis of engineering and animal behavior? 757 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,363 Bingo bongo, Bolton. 758 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,614 -Ah. [chuckles] -[chuckling] 759 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,116 -Bingo bongo. -Good. 760 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,200 Okay, yeah. 761 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,910 [Rex] I asked you to spell-check. 762 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:56,329 You took everything out about my résumé being made-up 763 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:57,956 and said it wasn't made-up. 764 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,625 I know. I'm sorry, okay? I just-- 765 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,795 I just wanted you to, like, make it to a phone interview 766 00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:06,923 and get your confidence back and start taking yourself seriously again. 767 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,968 God, but, girl, you gotta get out of there. 768 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,219 -I know. -[Nadine] No, like, 769 00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,722 this is the US government we're talking about, okay? 770 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,433 They're gonna force-feed you crack and give you syphilis 771 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,810 if they find out your résumé's a lie. 772 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,395 I know. 773 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,646 I'll call you back. 774 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,404 [sighs] 775 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:32,741 [sighs] 776 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,888 [cell phone dialing] 777 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,098 Dude. 778 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:59,684 Dude, I know. 779 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:02,187 Dude? 780 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:03,772 Girl? 781 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,776 -I think I gotta stay. -No. 782 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,611 -No, no, no, no, no. -Nadine, 783 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:12,614 I was born to do this. I can't explain it, but I can feel it. 784 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,199 Rex. 785 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,283 Look at me. 786 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,452 You are a bartender, okay? 787 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,413 Now get your ass back home before you hurt somebody or yourself. 788 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:22,499 Look, once you let your dreams out of the box, 789 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:24,459 you can't just shove them back in. 790 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,336 Okay? I have to at least try. 791 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,096 Remember, trust no one. 792 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,180 Wha-- 793 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:46,064 I feel like that sounded bad. 794 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:51,820 You are a bartender? 795 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:54,906 How did you get into this program? 796 00:42:56,741 --> 00:43:00,537 A well-meaning friend enhanced my credentials 797 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,997 without me knowing. 798 00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,082 Well… 799 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:10,171 As Gwendolyn, the heroine of my novel, once said to the defense minister, 800 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,715 "I know your secret. 801 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,134 And now you know mine." 802 00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,804 Rex, I wanna be up at the space station a year from now, 803 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:22,892 but why would they let a nine-toed freak into this fine institution? 804 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,353 Nine-toed. 805 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,898 I know you suspected as much. 806 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,736 I mean, I don't even know if that's really a problem. 807 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,530 Wait. 808 00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,490 Rex, 809 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:41,077 I believe there is a way we can help each other. 810 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,330 Yes. 811 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,123 How? 812 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,709 I need to get in shape. 813 00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:50,503 And you've seen my butt. 814 00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:52,380 Yes, I have. 815 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:55,258 So I was thinking you could work me out 816 00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:59,721 and I could catch you up on the things that you are pretending to know. 817 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,848 Wait, really? Really? 818 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,350 Okay, yes! Yes, yes. 819 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,560 This is my real second chance. 820 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,104 You got this. 821 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,940 To get the velocities to align, 822 00:44:11,024 --> 00:44:13,360 players must ensure the spacecraft departs the Earth's SOI. 823 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:16,237 Slow is fine. Just don't stop. 824 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:22,369 I feel like I missed something and now it's just formula on top of formula. 825 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:23,536 It is, yes. 826 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,246 Okay, I've got an industrial engineering brain. 827 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,331 Applied physics. 828 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,166 This math is just not how my brain works, dude. 829 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:34,464 I can't. I'm not a runner. I'm not a runner. 830 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,841 -Not today, you're not. -[panting] 831 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,636 Look, all you have to do is put one foot in front of the other. 832 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,096 One step at a time. 833 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,681 Just keep showing up. You'll get there. 834 00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:48,353 Vi, what's the worst that'll happen? 835 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,022 What is the worst that happens, Rex? 836 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:53,441 Oh, Goddess. Save me. 837 00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:55,110 You get the answer wrong? 838 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:56,611 You fall down. 839 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,029 You pee your little pants. 840 00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,156 That sucks. But so what? 841 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:04,411 A little failure, a little embarrassment won't kill you, 842 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,746 but giving up on yourself could. 843 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,876 Fine. 844 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,295 But giving up on yourself could. 845 00:45:16,256 --> 00:45:17,799 Guys, get a grip. 846 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,635 Pull it together. 847 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:22,595 You think I'm a dick? 848 00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:26,766 Wait until you hear about what space does to your muscles, guys. 849 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:29,269 We're talking Goldfish crackers, guys. 850 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,937 -Dust, okay? -[grunts] 851 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,730 [med tech] You need to be fit as a fiddle. 852 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,024 You, not me. I can do whatever. 853 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,318 What? I'm saving up for later. 854 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,195 Whatever. 855 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,198 No, Vi, Vi, Vi. No, no, no. 856 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:43,825 Come on. Think about something else. 857 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,577 Okay, we need a distraction. 858 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:49,998 ♪ I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪ 859 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,082 No singing. 860 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,626 [Rex] ♪ I looked at you as it fell And now you're in my way ♪ 861 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:54,544 Come on! 862 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:57,464 ♪ Your stare was holdin' Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪ 863 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,424 ♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪ 864 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,926 ♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪ 865 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:05,972 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪ 866 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:09,601 ♪ But here's my number So call me, maybe ♪ 867 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:13,730 ♪ And all the other boys try to chase me ♪ 868 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,858 ♪ But here's my number So call me, maybe ♪ 869 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,776 Can you just shut the f-- 870 00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:20,904 [groans] 871 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,989 -Oh, dear God. -[giggles] 872 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,449 [timer beeping] 873 00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:25,783 Time's up. 874 00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:27,702 -[grunts, panting] -[panting] 875 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:29,370 Okay. 876 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,706 -AsCans Simpson, Vislawski, Mancini… -Hey. 877 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,666 -…you're finished. Wow. Okay. -That's it. 878 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,751 -[Jack] Whoo! -[panting] 879 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:37,754 -Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. -[chuckling] 880 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:41,966 AsCans, we have made our first round of cuts. 881 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:43,510 And, uh… 882 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:47,931 as challenging as you may have found the past two weeks, 883 00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,476 it was just the beginning. I-- 884 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,312 Sorry. 885 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,699 Why the frown, AsCan Simpson? 886 00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:08,993 Things getting a little too real for you? 887 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:13,540 Why are you such a biznatch, dude? What did I do to you? 888 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,960 I know you're a fraud. 889 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,131 Ha ha! A fraud? I mean, what does that even mean? 890 00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,134 Well, I suspect you inflated your qualifications 891 00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:26,427 in order to be here. 892 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,137 And I'm gonna be up front with you. 893 00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:31,182 I'm not letting you take my seat, Rex. 894 00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:33,685 Well, I'm gonna be up front with you, okay? 895 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:36,145 I am a pro-woman woman, 896 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,522 unless that woman is against me, 897 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:39,983 in which case, I am very much against that woman 898 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:45,029 with all my fierce, ferocious "femininininity." 899 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,032 Okay. 900 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,869 Then let's get fierce. 901 00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:53,454 ["Onset" playing] 902 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,915 ♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make you ♪ 903 00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:57,792 ♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make you ♪ 904 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,128 ♪ Onset, make you bounce, bounce Bounce, bounce ♪ 905 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,963 ♪ Onset, make you work up sweat ♪ 906 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,172 Dr. Stacy: You're cheating! 907 00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:04,591 Rex: That's what your mama said. 908 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:07,594 Bet it's been a long while since you've been a passenger 909 00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:08,678 in one of these babies? 910 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:13,141 Yep. I am usually the pilot. [chuckles] 911 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,101 [screaming] 912 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:23,109 Greetings your majestic celestial holiness. 913 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,446 Is it a dynamic coefficient of friction or static? 914 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,031 Vi? 915 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:30,742 ♪ Check the lecture. How's the texture? ♪ 916 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,493 ♪ Better the measure to make 'em all say "Yes sir!" ♪ 917 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,412 ♪ Give 'em the pleasure and never settle For less ♪ 918 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:36,205 ♪ Put me on a wing that's set to fly ♪ 919 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,333 ♪ No one never thought I'd get so high ♪ 920 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,960 ♪ Not another thing that's left to climb ♪ 921 00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:45,173 They are my mental and physical inferiors. 922 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,426 Whoo! 923 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,346 ♪ Leave you dead in the dirt ♪ 924 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,932 ♪ Onset make you work up sweat an' a ♪ 925 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:58,895 Shall you spare me, I offer them to you as a sacrifice 926 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:03,399 and submit myself as a willing combatant in your regime. 927 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:05,902 ♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make ya ♪ 928 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,987 ♪ Onset make you work up sweat, make ya ♪ 929 00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:10,573 ♪ Work, work, work, work. Oh! ♪ 930 00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,533 [med tech] Everybody got their water? 931 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:16,412 That water that you're holding right now is your only friend. 932 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,164 Not me. 933 00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,749 I'm not your friend 934 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:24,212 because I can't tell you when we're gonna let you out of your pods 935 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,215 because that would lessen the psychological torment. 936 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:30,677 Now go. 937 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,930 [candidate 1] The physical, the mental. I will not break. I will not break. 938 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:35,640 -[candidate 2] Here we go. -[candidate 3] Good luck. 939 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,016 -Cowabunga. -[candidate 4] Let's do this. 940 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,018 -[candidate 4] I'm ready. -[candidate 1] We got this. 941 00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:41,729 I'm fine. I'm gonna hypnotize myself. 942 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,314 I did it for the birth of my children. 943 00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:45,149 It's as easy as one, two-- 944 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,633 Okay, okay, okay, okay. [groans] 945 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:21,352 Gwendolyn unzipped Roger's compartment and slipped inside. 946 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,484 It's so bright. 947 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:29,610 [giggles] 948 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,613 Benny? Benny, is that you with the supplies? 949 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,493 Benny's dead, you idiot. 950 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,203 You ate him. 951 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:40,788 [screaming] 952 00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:49,338 [Rex] Dude. 953 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,633 Dude. 954 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:00,516 Dude. 955 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,810 Can I tell you something crazy right now? 956 00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:03,936 Claro que sí. 957 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,480 Everything you see around you, 958 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,523 everything including your fingernails 959 00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,275 -and Keanu Reeves-- -Where? 960 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:12,653 Everything is made of stardust. 961 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:13,988 That's how all life began. 962 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,748 Do you know what that means? 963 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,001 It means you're made out of the same stuff they are, Rex. 964 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:30,463 Same exact stuff. 965 00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:33,049 You can do this, dude. 966 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,097 -[timer beeping] -[med tech] Time's up. 967 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,266 You did it, AsCan Simpson. 968 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,227 We're all stardust. 969 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:50,191 The arm rotates here. This is all titanium. 970 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,193 Tell me about the friction. 971 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,277 Simpson? 972 00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:57,865 Well, when two objects of the same metal rub against each other, 973 00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:00,243 the friction is higher than if they were different materials. 974 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,036 And why do we want that in space? 975 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,581 Because of Newton's first law. 976 00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:09,544 An object in motion will stay in motion unless acted on by an outside force. 977 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,463 And with no gravity, there is no outside force. 978 00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:17,552 So if the arm were to gain any momentum, like if the operator moved it too fast, 979 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,221 you'd want there to be some friction to slow it down. 980 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,223 Slow and steady up there. 981 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,808 Words to live by. 982 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,143 That's right, Simpson. 983 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,656 Well, I'm busy as a beaver here at test pilot school. 984 00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:43,035 But I always got time to talk about Rex. 985 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:45,955 When I got your email, I couldn't wait to call. 986 00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:47,748 Wonderful. 987 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:52,336 And how would you describe Dr. Simpson's approach to flying the jets? 988 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,214 Logan, 989 00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:59,176 you ever witnessed the majesty of two snowy egrets mating? 990 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:04,765 I have not. 991 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:06,767 Well, 992 00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:10,813 Rex could fly with somebody on her back is what I'm saying. 993 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,399 Some people are born to dance. 994 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,359 Some to carjack. 995 00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:16,569 Rex? 996 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,571 She's born to fly, man. 997 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,281 [Logan] Mmm. 998 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,743 That is a very compelling observation. 999 00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:27,955 Well, she's a compelling young lady. What can I say? 1000 00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:31,792 -Yes, she is. -[Nadine] Sure is. 1001 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:35,379 [Nadine coughing] 1002 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,052 A man's cough, you know what I'm saying? [laughs] 1003 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:43,512 [cell phone beeps] 1004 00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,098 AsCans forever. 1005 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:48,351 Good luck, y'all. 1006 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,020 They must be making more cuts. 1007 00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:54,106 Oh, God. There goes my appetite. 1008 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,650 Nothing. 1009 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,234 I'm good. Yippee. 1010 00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,070 I live another day. 1011 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:02,782 -[sighs] All clear. -"Friends of Gators, horoscopes." 1012 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:06,452 Nothing. 1013 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,164 [cell phone beeps] 1014 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,459 Yeah. It's okay. 1015 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,711 To be honest, I was not into it. 1016 00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:17,380 -Bye. -Hey. 1017 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,219 The universe has a dope plan for you, my friend. 1018 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:24,595 Obviously. 1019 00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:28,349 Well, hey. Look me up, Simpson. We'll give the boys something to talk about. 1020 00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:35,690 [cell phone beeps] 1021 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,153 This is deadass crazy. 1022 00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:42,655 Was it the toe? 1023 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,448 They don't tell you why. They just cut you. 1024 00:54:44,532 --> 00:54:47,660 -You've gotta talk to Pam and Logan. -They're the ones who did this. 1025 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,578 I'm sorry, Vi. 1026 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,497 Are you? 1027 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:54,542 I'm going home. 1028 00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:58,421 Maybe if they knew the truth, it would be you instead. 1029 00:55:04,552 --> 00:55:06,137 Vi, come on. 1030 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,430 Vi, please. 1031 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,057 Look, I-- 1032 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,484 You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? 1033 00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,071 No. 1034 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,827 You would make a good astronaut, Rex. 1035 00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:31,579 That's the thing. 1036 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,582 But deceit never ends well. 1037 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,461 As Gwendolyn often says. 1038 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,795 Vi, I'm-- 1039 00:55:39,879 --> 00:55:41,797 [whimpers] 1040 00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:54,018 [sighs] 1041 00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:55,811 [Grace] Stop humming. 1042 00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,480 [Jack] I can't study unless I hum. 1043 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,231 [Dr. Stacy] Will you two stop? 1044 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,441 [Jack] Now I can't focus. 1045 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:04,653 [Rex] Under pressure, atoms get excited and bump into each other. 1046 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:08,866 If living that Florida life has taught me only one thing, 1047 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:12,161 it's that sometimes you need to release that pressure. 1048 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:15,206 [knocks on the door] 1049 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,124 You're here late. 1050 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,001 Hi. 1051 00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,461 Is she here? 1052 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:21,545 [Logan] Who? 1053 00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:23,047 Pam. 1054 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,050 You guys doing a little late-night calculations? [chuckles] 1055 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,176 What? 1056 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:30,471 We don't do applied mathematics if that's what you're getting at. 1057 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,640 I was kidding about the Pam thing. 1058 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,059 Oh, right. Yeah, of course. 1059 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,561 You know, I was coming by to invite you to the bar. 1060 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:40,022 But now I am dragging you to the bar tonight. 1061 00:56:40,106 --> 00:56:41,107 The bar. 1062 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:45,694 Beyond this campus there is a vast, vast world. 1063 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,780 A world full of bars. 1064 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,282 And that's where we all need to go to have some fun. 1065 00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,867 Do you know what fun is? 1066 00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,160 I'm gonna show you. 1067 00:56:53,244 --> 00:56:54,787 So let's go. Come on! 1068 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,664 Right. Oh, oh. 1069 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,249 Rex, wait. Um… 1070 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,417 Tonight, of all the nights, 1071 00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,878 is not the night you should be going out. Okay? 1072 00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:06,799 I can't tell you why, but I can tell you you all need to be sharp in the morning. 1073 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,425 All right? 1074 00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:11,512 So, one drink? 1075 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,723 -It's really not a good idea. -One drink? 1076 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:16,892 [chuckles] I can't. 1077 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,019 This is the face of one drink. 1078 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,773 No. But, thank you. 1079 00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,862 Whoo! 1080 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:31,031 Virgil, Virgil. Let's get my friends another round of drinks! 1081 00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,367 These people need to have some fun! 1082 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,583 Whoo! 1083 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,418 ["Dance With Me Today" playing] 1084 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,712 ♪ Feel like letting go ♪ 1085 00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:49,258 ♪ It takes your mind and soul ♪ 1086 00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:53,762 ♪ Feel like letting go ♪ 1087 00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:55,931 ♪ Feel like letting go ♪ 1088 00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,184 ♪ It takes your mind and soul ♪ 1089 00:57:58,267 --> 00:57:59,977 ♪ It takes your mind and… ♪ 1090 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,229 ♪ You ain't gotta feel alone ♪ 1091 00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,481 ♪ You ain't gotta feel alone ♪ 1092 00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:06,901 ♪ Let the music take a hold ♪ 1093 00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:15,284 ["Mr. Jones" playing] 1094 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:21,290 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1095 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,960 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1096 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,798 ♪ Down at the New Amsterdam ♪ 1097 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,885 ♪ Staring at this yellow-haired girl ♪ 1098 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,846 ♪ Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation ♪ 1099 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,934 ♪ With a black-haired flamenco dancer ♪ 1100 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,313 ♪ And she dances While his father plays guitar ♪ 1101 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:46,565 ♪ She's suddenly beautiful ♪ 1102 00:58:46,649 --> 00:58:49,902 ♪ And we all want something beautiful ♪ 1103 00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:53,322 ♪ Man, I wish I was beautiful ♪ 1104 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:57,576 ♪ So come dance this silence Down through the morning ♪ 1105 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:02,248 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la, yeah ♪ 1106 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:11,131 ♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪ 1107 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,550 ♪ Tell each other fairy tales ♪ 1108 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:16,428 ♪ And we stare at the beautiful women ♪ 1109 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,597 ♪ She's looking at you ♪ 1110 00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:21,433 ♪ Ah, no, no, she's looking at me ♪ 1111 00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:23,936 ♪ Starin' at the bright lights ♪ 1112 00:59:24,812 --> 00:59:27,523 ♪ Coming through in stereo ♪ 1113 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:31,235 ♪ When everybody loves you ♪ 1114 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:35,489 ♪ You can never be lonely ♪ 1115 00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:43,247 ♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪ 1116 00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,208 -♪ Big star ♪ -♪ I'm gonna be a big star ♪ 1117 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,752 Forgot that bit. 1118 00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:50,462 [audience cheering] 1119 00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:56,468 [shushing] 1120 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,473 [electronic voice] We might never know 1121 01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:06,186 the answers to many of the questions about our origins. 1122 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:08,397 But every day… 1123 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,899 You wait until you see Florida from space, Rex. 1124 01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:13,444 …new discoveries about our galaxy. 1125 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,945 The color of the water. 1126 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,072 Yeah? 1127 01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:18,991 Yeah. 1128 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,788 Do you ever think when we envision something, 1129 01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:26,707 like achieving a dream or something, 1130 01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,834 it's because we already did it? 1131 01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:34,173 Hmm, I don't think I follow. 1132 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,011 -Everything's energy, right? -Mm-hmm. 1133 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:42,890 So let's say the energy from you being an astronaut 1134 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,309 is expanding out in the universe. 1135 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,644 And then the universe bounced it back to us. 1136 01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:49,772 So we think we're making our dreams happen, 1137 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,775 but in fact, we already did it, 1138 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,736 and it's being bounced back to us as an idea. 1139 01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:01,241 -Is this a multiverse theory? -No. 1140 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,326 Oh. 1141 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,828 So you're a sci-fi nut? 1142 01:01:04,912 --> 01:01:06,663 I'm an AsCan, 1143 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:09,666 and I know that space has radioactive density, dude. 1144 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,752 And free streaming neutrinos. 1145 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,796 Gravitational waves. 1146 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:16,423 I mean, there has to be a couple other ways 1147 01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:18,967 the universe could polarize energy flow. 1148 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,053 Don't you think? 1149 01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:29,103 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just blow your mind? 1150 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,815 -Little bit, yeah. -[chuckles] 1151 01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:39,029 I don't know. Maybe it's none of those things. 1152 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,409 Maybe it's just when a mom wants something for her kid so badly 1153 01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:46,745 she can bend the laws of physics to make it happen. 1154 01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:52,918 I think your mom must be amazed by you. 1155 01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:57,297 She's gone. 1156 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,800 Yeah. Ten years. 1157 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,760 Cancer. 1158 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,471 Oh. 1159 01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:06,974 I'm sorry. 1160 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:15,816 She's here, though. 1161 01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:21,655 Yeah. 1162 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:23,323 [sighing] 1163 01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:25,868 Rex. 1164 01:02:26,994 --> 01:02:28,036 Yeah? 1165 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,498 The way that you do things. 1166 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,502 The way your mind works. 1167 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:41,425 It's awesome. 1168 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:46,722 Awesome. 1169 01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,017 Yeah. 1170 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,778 [watch beeping] 1171 01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:03,447 Shit. 1172 01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:05,657 -But-- -You've got to get inside. 1173 01:03:05,741 --> 01:03:07,993 All of you. Back to the dorms. Now! 1174 01:03:08,827 --> 01:03:09,828 Shit. 1175 01:03:09,912 --> 01:03:11,121 -Going that way? -Speedy. 1176 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,170 ♪ Mr. Jones and me ♪ 1177 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:22,174 ♪ Tell each other fairy tales ♪ 1178 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:31,600 -[horn blaring] -[Logan] Up and at 'em! 1179 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,143 This is it, AsCans. 1180 01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,479 The moment you've all been dreading. 1181 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:40,484 Yes. It's time for the simulation! 1182 01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:43,904 Sorry. Please, carry on. 1183 01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:47,699 You are now in the Mars Habitat in Warehouse 3 1184 01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:51,662 where you will remain for the next 14 days. 1185 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,121 You cannot leave. 1186 01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:55,499 You must complete your experiments, 1187 01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:58,001 you must ration food and water, 1188 01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:00,420 exercise, check your vitals 1189 01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,422 and operate as a team. 1190 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:07,135 We will be monitoring you 24-7 from these live feeds. 1191 01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:10,556 And we will be throwing you curveballs, 1192 01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:15,143 because space will throw you curveballs. 1193 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,646 Curveballs! 1194 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:18,939 Are you drunk? 1195 01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:22,484 Surely you jest. 1196 01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:25,904 Wow! W-- 1197 01:04:25,988 --> 01:04:28,991 ["D.Y.S" playing] 1198 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,301 [bubbling] 1199 01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:50,095 [beeping] 1200 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,268 Generator failure. 1201 01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:58,103 [beeping] 1202 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,774 The auxiliary generator is operating on 45%. 1203 01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,318 Check the solar panels. 1204 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,528 Panel A is experiencing obstruction. 1205 01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:10,991 I'm up. 1206 01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:15,704 There's a fire in the lab. 1207 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:16,788 The hatch has been breached. 1208 01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:18,332 The toilet's broken. 1209 01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:19,625 Water's tainted. 1210 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,644 [chuckles] 1211 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,861 [grunting] 1212 01:05:49,196 --> 01:05:50,489 [music continues] 1213 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,283 [beeping] 1214 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:55,702 [music ends] 1215 01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,622 [sighing] 1216 01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,790 [grunting] 1217 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,375 [Pam] Dust storm. 1218 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,709 -Terrific. -[beeping] 1219 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:05,087 [Pam] The storm has dislodged the comms antenna. 1220 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:08,090 -I'll suit up and do it. -No, Grace. I will. 1221 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:11,176 The cooling system's down. Generator's at 12%. 1222 01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:12,803 We're through! 1223 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,805 -Let me out of here. -No, no, no. Don't open that. 1224 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:15,972 -No! -There's a dust storm! 1225 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,350 You will not. Do not-- You will not. 1226 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,143 Wake up, you psychos. 1227 01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:21,561 This isn't real. 1228 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:25,357 There is a world outside this door and it doesn't smell like your farts. 1229 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,651 Sorry. 1230 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,111 Not you. Her. 1231 01:06:30,112 --> 01:06:32,781 Look. It's day 13. We've got one day left. 1232 01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:35,409 You walk out now, you're eliminated. 1233 01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:42,624 -It's one day. It's only one day. -I can't! Let me out. 1234 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:43,834 You need to chill! 1235 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,378 -You need to chill! -Get off me! 1236 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:47,629 Get away from the door! 1237 01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,005 Get off me, Flori-- 1238 01:06:49,089 --> 01:06:50,757 -Get off me, Floribama! -Chill out! 1239 01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,759 -You stop it! -[screaming] 1240 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:55,137 It's okay. Everything's gonna be-- 1241 01:06:57,055 --> 01:06:59,933 Okay. You know what? Fine. I could do this all day. Okay? 1242 01:07:00,434 --> 01:07:02,310 But remember, they're watching. 1243 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,188 [beeping continues] 1244 01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:11,486 [Dr. Stacy sobbing] 1245 01:07:11,570 --> 01:07:12,612 Freestyle. 1246 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,906 -What? -Yeah. She's already crying. Freestyle. 1247 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,706 [inhales deeply] 1248 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,293 Your colleague, Dr. Kellogg, has stumbled in from outside 1249 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,545 after collecting soil samples in the dust storm. 1250 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,172 She's not talking sense. 1251 01:07:30,756 --> 01:07:32,883 -They're giving you an on-ramp. -I can't. 1252 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,342 Come back to us, Doc. 1253 01:07:34,426 --> 01:07:36,470 Forget it, Rex. Let's cut bait. 1254 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,097 It's our fault. We drove her to madness. 1255 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:41,808 The dust storm isn't real. It's not-- It's not real. 1256 01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:43,435 It's not real. Is it? Is it? 1257 01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:45,228 Okay. Listen up, dudes. 1258 01:07:45,312 --> 01:07:48,231 If there was ever a group of fighters, it's this group. 1259 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,859 Okay? You're tough. You're mean. 1260 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:51,985 You're full of grit. 1261 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,489 And sometimes, I'm worried you're all psychotic. 1262 01:07:56,198 --> 01:07:58,533 But we are in a dust storm. Okay? 1263 01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:02,078 And one of our own is in trouble, so we need to pull together. Now. 1264 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,252 Doc? 1265 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,963 Who's the president? 1266 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,801 Dr. Stacy Kellogg, who is the president? 1267 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:21,932 Everyone knows 1268 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,352 that the president of the United States is Joe. 1269 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,063 Joe Jonas. 1270 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,611 All right. Come on, Doc. We gotta get you to lie down. Come on. Quick. 1271 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:37,864 -Put me in as goalie, Coach. -Delusional. Possible hallucinations. 1272 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:41,451 The last time I forgot where I was, 1273 01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,954 I was at the Panama Beach City Ping-Pong Tournament. 1274 01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,915 And I hadn't had a drop of water all day. 1275 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,083 Dehydration. 1276 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:52,087 Stacy, It's Coach. I promise to put you back in when it's crunch time. 1277 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:56,299 But first, let's do a little saline IV, okay? 1278 01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:59,427 Okay. You two. No going out of the hatch until the dust storm has passed. 1279 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,387 Okay. 1280 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,721 -Grace, check the radar? -Yeah. 1281 01:09:02,681 --> 01:09:03,807 What's the radar say? 1282 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,559 Seventeen minutes left. 1283 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:06,685 Dang it. 1284 01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:09,479 Okay, we have to conserve, right? 1285 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,691 -Grace, power down the C-module. -Copy that. 1286 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,734 -Captain Jack, troubleshoot the generator? -On it. 1287 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:23,076 [Jack] One of the wires was disconnected. 1288 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,537 -Can you fix it? -More like, "Did you already fix it?" 1289 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:26,621 'Cause I did. 1290 01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,790 The cooling system is working. 1291 01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,375 -Yeah. -All right. 1292 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,793 We're back in business, baby! 1293 01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:33,879 -Let's go. -[cheering] 1294 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,422 -AsCans. -Nice work, guys. 1295 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,424 We are great. 1296 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,803 Yeah, that's-- 1297 01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:44,806 -Yeah. There you go. -That feels good. That feels good. 1298 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,685 Simpson. 1299 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:51,646 Today, you finally get to be the pilot. 1300 01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:53,648 What'd you say your call sign was? 1301 01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:58,695 -Flamingo. -Flamingo. Yeah! 1302 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:03,617 You're taking care of business today, Flamingo. Let's go. 1303 01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:06,912 [Rex] Okay. This will do. 1304 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:09,497 Flamingo, come on! Let's go! 1305 01:10:14,169 --> 01:10:16,588 [phone ringing] 1306 01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:24,095 [knocking, buzzing] 1307 01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:26,765 [imitating elderly voice] Hello! 1308 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:29,267 Oh, hello. This is Logan O'Leary of NASA. 1309 01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:32,312 I'm calling for Professor Jerry Garcia? 1310 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:34,731 His office told me to call at this time. 1311 01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:37,901 Oh, y-yes. Well, you found him, son. 1312 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,986 -Excellent. -Huh? C-Can you hear me all right? 1313 01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:43,198 It's a bit-- it's a bit noisy in the mechanics lab today. 1314 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,036 Yeah, yeah. No-- no problem. 1315 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,121 Um, as I said in my e-mail, Jerry, 1316 01:10:50,205 --> 01:10:54,000 I just wanted to ask you a few questions about Dr. Tiffany Simpson. 1317 01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:56,544 [Rex] Okay, we're moving. Cool. Cool. 1318 01:10:56,628 --> 01:10:59,047 -Taxiing. -[captain] Yep. 1319 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,968 Every time feels like the first time. [chuckles] 1320 01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,763 All right. Radio tower for clearance. 1321 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:09,933 Tow-- Tow-- Tower, 1322 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:14,270 this is Rex Simp-- T, uh, 7-2-3. 1323 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,691 Runway clearance, please. No rush. 1324 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,568 [tower controller] 7-2-3, line up and wait. 1325 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,990 [sighing, chuckling] Gotta pee. Pee break? 1326 01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:26,825 All right. Check your instruments. 1327 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,494 Your instruments? 1328 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:31,913 They seem excellent. 1329 01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:34,541 [captain] Okay, flight control. Check all directions. 1330 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:37,335 [grunting] 1331 01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:38,753 Little wobbly. [chuckling] 1332 01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:40,338 [captain] Yeah. 1333 01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:43,466 Nothing the Flamingo can't handle, am I right? 1334 01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:51,891 I understand that when Tiffany Simpson was your graduate student, 1335 01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,935 she invented a superglue. 1336 01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:55,353 Oh, y-yes, well, 1337 01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:58,314 there's just so many discoveries happening here every day. 1338 01:11:58,398 --> 01:12:00,442 Hard to keep track, but y-yeah. 1339 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,819 Yes, the glue. The glue. 1340 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:08,908 You know that thing had ball bearings sticking to ball bearings like-- 1341 01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:12,537 like a male egret sticks to the female, you know what I mean? 1342 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:16,791 But, you know, actually, what-- what I'm trying to say is-- 1343 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,376 is Dr. Simpson was really-- 1344 01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,837 -really quite imaginative. -I-I'm sorry. 1345 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,131 Did you just say "egret"? 1346 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:25,383 [explosion] 1347 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,177 Ah! Oh, no, that's bad. 1348 01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,137 We have an emergency. 1349 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,680 Sorry. Sorry about that. 1350 01:12:30,764 --> 01:12:33,725 Don't mind that sound. Emergency over here. 1351 01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,268 Just got out of hand and-- 1352 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:37,604 Oh. Oh, no. 1353 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,316 -Um. -[tapping] 1354 01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:43,318 Oh, no, no. 1355 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,988 -[beeping] -[sighing] 1356 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,416 [typing] 1357 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,962 "Nadine's House of Contours"? 1358 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:09,636 Rex. 1359 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,395 "Bartender of the Year"? 1360 01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:23,066 My God, and so many alligators. 1361 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,575 Okay. The canal. 1362 01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:34,077 The locks are real. 1363 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,081 There's no lab. There's no school. There's no graduation. 1364 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:42,335 There's just Rex Simpson at a bar… 1365 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,130 where she works. 1366 01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:50,426 What in the name of Johannes Kepler is going on? 1367 01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,223 [dialing] 1368 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,933 -Hello? -Hi, Trish. 1369 01:13:57,016 --> 01:14:00,520 Is there any chance we could get AsCan Simpson in for a meeting today? 1370 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,772 Uh, she's up at Ellington Field for the rest of the day. 1371 01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:05,024 Ah. Right. Yes, the airfield. 1372 01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:06,276 Flying. 1373 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,610 Oh, God. 1374 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,321 What's your go-no-go speed, Flamingo? 1375 01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:14,742 -I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. -135 knots. 1376 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,703 Hmm. 1377 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,167 [tower controller] 7-2-3, you're clear for takeoff. 1378 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:24,878 -Dear universe… -Punch it, Flamingo. 1379 01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,172 -…I'm so sorry. -Simpson, I said punch it! 1380 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:31,968 Faster. 1381 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,180 All right. 1382 01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:38,933 Yep, 60… 80… 110… 1383 01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:40,977 -Start pulling. -[Rex] Come on. 1384 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,478 135. Now, Simpson! 1385 01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:45,732 -Now! Simpson! Now! Time to fly! -Oh, no! I can't fly. I can't fly. 1386 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:48,443 [screaming] I can't fly! 1387 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:49,527 Whoo-hoo! 1388 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,574 [captain] Whoo! 1389 01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,201 Here we go! 1390 01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:00,371 [chuckling] 1391 01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,957 -Carefree. -Whoo! 1392 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,671 This is fricking epic! 1393 01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:10,632 Keep the nose up, Flamingo. 1394 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,342 Nose up. Roger that. 1395 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:15,970 You gotta stop telling that story. 1396 01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,805 -Eyes on your own-- -I'm just trying to help you. 1397 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,058 Give it to me! 1398 01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,184 Tower. 1399 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:22,810 -Tower. -[Grace] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. 1400 01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:24,938 This is Deputy Director Logan O'Leary. 1401 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,689 Connect me to Captain Elvis now. 1402 01:15:26,773 --> 01:15:28,358 [tower controller] Copy that, Deputy. Go for Elvis. 1403 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,319 -Rex! This is Logan. -Logan! 1404 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,613 Deputy Director, we are in the middle of a lesson here. 1405 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:36,199 Captain, she can't fly. You-- 1406 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:37,992 I'm-- I'm flying right now! 1407 01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:41,120 She's not a test pilot. She's not an industrial engineer. 1408 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:44,624 In fact, I'm pretty sure her entire résumé's been falsified. 1409 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,876 -I knew it! -Nope. 1410 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,963 [Logan] She's a bartender with a high school education. 1411 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,548 She had her best friend pretend to be six-- 1412 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:55,301 six different professional references! 1413 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,262 Bartender? 1414 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:00,556 [sighing] 1415 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,308 [Captain Elvis] Well, then I need to remind you 1416 01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:04,644 that I am not at the controls of this plane! 1417 01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,688 She's gonna kill us all. 1418 01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,523 Just like I tried to tell you. 1419 01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,941 Simpson. 1420 01:16:11,401 --> 01:16:13,194 We need you to come down now. 1421 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,574 Please don't kidnap me. 1422 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:23,371 I just started dating someone new, and I'd like to see where it goes. 1423 01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,417 It's awesome that you met somebody. 1424 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:35,883 So, um, is this thing hard to land or what? 1425 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:40,471 Are you still playing? 1426 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:42,682 I'll take one. 1427 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,521 All right. Now, lower the landing gear. 1428 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:50,815 Upper right. 1429 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,358 Upper right. 1430 01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:54,485 Got it. 1431 01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:58,698 All right. And now power up to 200 knots. 1432 01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:02,577 -Power up? -Power up. Yes. Now. 1433 01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:06,664 Good. Turn to the right. Forty-five degrees. 1434 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,168 Turn! 1435 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,337 And nose up. 1436 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,256 Nose up till we're 155 knots! 1437 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:19,093 Good, good, good. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down. 1438 01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:20,887 Good, good, good. Now, nose down. 1439 01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:23,848 Nose down. Down. Down. 1440 01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:26,351 Down! Down. Okay. 1441 01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:27,685 And inch into idle. 1442 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,105 Nose up! Brakes, brakes, brakes! 1443 01:17:31,189 --> 01:17:33,358 Brakes! Brakes, brakes, brakes, brakes, brakes. Brakes! 1444 01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:35,318 Hey! 1445 01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,528 [screaming] 1446 01:17:41,032 --> 01:17:42,200 [Captain Elvis sighing] 1447 01:17:43,076 --> 01:17:45,328 Thank you, Mama. 1448 01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:56,923 It's a shame about you, Flamingo, 'cause… 1449 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,842 that was an ace landing. 1450 01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:02,929 Thank you. 1451 01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:06,933 [Captain Elvis breathing heavily, chuckling] 1452 01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,854 ["Dancing in the Moonlight" playing] 1453 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,488 I'm sorry, dudes. 1454 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:22,949 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 1455 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,417 I don't know how this unfolds legally… 1456 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:35,503 but don't try to run. 1457 01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:38,881 Don't worry. 1458 01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:40,675 I'm never leaving Florida again. 1459 01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:10,788 God, I'm so sorry, Rex. 1460 01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:14,542 This is all both of our fault. 1461 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,045 [sniffling] 1462 01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:20,214 [sighing] 1463 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:32,185 -[birds squawking] -[groans] 1464 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,564 [exhales deeply, groans] 1465 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,778 [sighing] 1466 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,667 I can see you don't wanna chat. 1467 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,796 Just wanna tell you, Rex… 1468 01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,382 that your mom didn't like lying. 1469 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,386 I know. 1470 01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:11,766 But… 1471 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,644 taking creative liberties 1472 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:17,188 comes from my threads in your genetic quilt, 1473 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,689 so I won't shame you on that. 1474 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,400 In fact, lets… 1475 01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:25,738 just put the lies aside for the moment. 1476 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,160 Rexxie, you did it. 1477 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:35,957 You played astronaut with the big boys, and you were fricking great. 1478 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:41,546 'Cause you're bright as a bulb, and you got hella grit. 1479 01:20:43,631 --> 01:20:45,508 So you got sent home. 1480 01:20:48,386 --> 01:20:50,137 Just know that your mom… 1481 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,936 She wouldn't want to see you turn your light out again, Rex. 1482 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,527 Go share your gifts with the world, Rexxie. 1483 01:21:05,653 --> 01:21:06,862 World needs 'em. 1484 01:21:11,284 --> 01:21:12,285 Thanks, Dad. 1485 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,167 Game's on. 1486 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:27,592 ["Face Down in the Moment" playing] 1487 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:40,438 [announcer] Astronauts report the speed is good. 1488 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,942 T-minus 25 seconds. 1489 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:49,822 Twenty seconds and counting. 1490 01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:56,245 T-minus 15 seconds, guidance is internal. 1491 01:21:57,204 --> 01:22:01,167 Twelve. Eleven. Ten. Nine. 1492 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,127 Ignition sequence start. 1493 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:06,380 Six. Five. Four. 1494 01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:10,635 -[spectators cheering] -Three. Two. One. Zero. 1495 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,762 All engine running, liftoff. 1496 01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:14,597 We have liftoff. 1497 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,474 Godspeed, AsCans. 1498 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,269 Whoo-hoo! 1499 01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:29,737 Hard-core! 1500 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,198 What did she just say? 1501 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:33,324 Unclear. 1502 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:34,617 "Hard-core." 1503 01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:37,953 She said "hard-core." 1504 01:22:38,746 --> 01:22:40,122 Sounds like something Simpson would've said. 1505 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:01,102 [music continues] 1506 01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:13,197 Yo, yo, yo. 1507 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,741 Yo, yo. Yo. Hey. 1508 01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,368 You're the astronaut girl, right? 1509 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,621 -Can I get you another drink, Lucas? -I'm trying to tell you 1510 01:23:20,705 --> 01:23:22,915 that there's messed up stuff going on at the space station. Look. 1511 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:23,999 Look-- 1512 01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:29,380 Where's the remote? 1513 01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:31,799 Hey, you! Gimme that. Gimme this remote. 1514 01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:35,428 Mere hours after the new crew arrived, 1515 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,932 the ISS was intersected by a cloud of micrometeorites. 1516 01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:43,644 The meteorites disabled the battery charge units 1517 01:23:43,728 --> 01:23:46,439 from four of the eight power arrays. 1518 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,649 Normally, protocol would have the astronauts 1519 01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:51,944 perform an emergency space walk to repair the panels. 1520 01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,283 However, 1521 01:23:57,867 --> 01:24:01,579 the American astronauts cannot exit the space station. 1522 01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:06,917 Another meteorite sheared off the heat shield from the Columbus module. 1523 01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:12,173 And the metal debris has lodged in the Quest Air Lock, 1524 01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:15,092 disabling the exit hatch. 1525 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,386 Uncle John's band. 1526 01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:21,015 These are images from our camera outside the space station. 1527 01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:25,394 Without the power distribution system functioning, 1528 01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:29,815 the space station will lose power in 72 hours. 1529 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,651 [scoffs] No power in space! 1530 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:35,154 Fire up the candles. That's so rad. 1531 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:39,658 No power in space means you freeze or suffocate. 1532 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,036 It means everybody inside dies. 1533 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:45,498 Maybe you should read a science textbook, bruh. 1534 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:48,667 I probably should. 1535 01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:51,378 Because NASA's rocket is 15 hours away, 1536 01:24:51,462 --> 01:24:56,133 we are making a plea to our space partners for help in this rescue mission. 1537 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,385 As we continue to work the problem, 1538 01:24:58,469 --> 01:25:04,266 I ask that you all keep these fine Americans in your prayers. 1539 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,248 I'm gonna drive straight to Johnson. 1540 01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,250 You just keep tweeting NASA to call me. 1541 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,626 And I'm gonna call Toddrick Spencer. 1542 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,087 Um, you know, I just think that won't work, 1543 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:36,340 but yeah, let's definitely keep pushing on all fronts. Okay? 1544 01:25:37,508 --> 01:25:39,051 You've got this, Dr. Simpson. 1545 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,469 Thank you, Dr. Yang. 1546 01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:46,016 This is a matter of international security! 1547 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:48,769 Honey, you realize everyone says that, right? 1548 01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:51,438 C-Can I show you something? 1549 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:52,982 It's in my trunk. 1550 01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,484 Does everybody say that? 1551 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,736 They do, don't they? 1552 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:01,699 A lot of people get stopped at the gate, 1553 01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:04,118 and I get called out to do the full search. 1554 01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,911 I've seen things. 1555 01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:09,373 But this time, I thought, "Okay, hold up. They gotta hear this." 1556 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:10,958 -Pam-- -No. 1557 01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:17,756 Are you out your rabid-ass mind? 1558 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,467 Don't you know about white people? They be white peopling. 1559 01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:25,681 You have to ride the robot arm. 1560 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:29,768 You have to ride the robot arm and get close enough to use these. 1561 01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:31,604 Use the bedazzler. 1562 01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:34,523 [speaking Japanese] 1563 01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:40,654 You've got five minutes. 1564 01:26:40,738 --> 01:26:42,072 Cuffs on. 1565 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,493 Our guys can't get out to fix the hatch, obviously, or the solar panels. 1566 01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,412 So, we have to send people up to do it. 1567 01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:52,499 You know, one would carefully walk themselves to the tether hold, 1568 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,336 latch on, and then continue down the arm to the door. 1569 01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:58,339 And that's where you'd use the bedazzler. 1570 01:26:58,422 --> 01:27:01,425 You'd make another tether point for the come-along. 1571 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:03,594 And then the come-along would free the debris in the hatch. 1572 01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:04,970 The what and the what? 1573 01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:06,263 -We should test it. -What? 1574 01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:08,265 -We should test it. -You should send me. 1575 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:10,517 No. 1576 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:12,144 -Hear me out. -Wait. No way. 1577 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:14,188 This scenario could work. 1578 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:16,106 Maybe? 1579 01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:19,443 Or not. 1580 01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:21,987 Which is why you wanna send your backup guy. 1581 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,281 And you gotta do it now. 1582 01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:26,617 I mean, you're already running on your emergency power distribution. 1583 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,661 And without the output from the solar arrays, 1584 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:30,329 that's a finite resource. 1585 01:27:32,206 --> 01:27:33,290 I can do this. 1586 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,626 But I'm gonna need help. 1587 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:39,797 I mean, I love how you say that as if we're going to actually let you do this. 1588 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,090 "I'm gonna need help." 1589 01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:45,386 Look, I lied about my credentials-- 1590 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,179 Yes. That's right. You did. 1591 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,140 And some of us care about the truth. 1592 01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:51,934 Deeply, madly care. 1593 01:27:55,396 --> 01:27:56,397 Some of us-- 1594 01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,567 Some of us have devoted our lives in the pursuit of it. 1595 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:02,861 I know. 1596 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,950 But, look, here's what I've learned. 1597 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,285 I'm really good at this stuff. 1598 01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:13,288 Big problem-solving stuff. This kind of stuff. 1599 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,167 I mean, this is applied physics. This is industrial engineering. 1600 01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:21,130 This is cleaning up a mess so my friends can come home. 1601 01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,800 But here's the problem. The Soyuz is in Uzbekistan. 1602 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:27,553 It would eat up 13 hours just to get you there. 1603 01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,304 That's not a problem. 1604 01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:31,015 I already have a ride. 1605 01:28:34,101 --> 01:28:35,269 Toddrick Spencer? 1606 01:28:37,688 --> 01:28:38,689 We go way back. 1607 01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:41,567 And he is all in on this rescue mission. 1608 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:45,863 But only if I'm the captain of the Toddrick Rocket. 1609 01:28:46,488 --> 01:28:47,865 I have the perfect copilot. 1610 01:28:50,284 --> 01:28:52,286 Logan, what's Newton's fourth law of physics? 1611 01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,621 There is no fourth law. 1612 01:28:55,622 --> 01:29:00,002 A woman in motion will stay in motion, no matter your concerns about it. 1613 01:29:03,464 --> 01:29:05,132 ["We are Free" playing] 1614 01:29:08,177 --> 01:29:09,636 ♪ We are free ♪ 1615 01:29:13,807 --> 01:29:16,101 ♪ See us levitate and take off ♪ 1616 01:29:16,185 --> 01:29:18,479 ♪ See we hit a wall, they applaud ♪ 1617 01:29:18,562 --> 01:29:20,856 ♪ See we no care, we brush it off ♪ 1618 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:23,067 -♪ See we bad, we no soft ♪ -♪ We are free ♪ 1619 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,194 ♪ Strong women, beautiful women ♪ 1620 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:26,945 ♪ Not to be pushed around women ♪ 1621 01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:28,822 ♪ Risk everything kinda women ♪ 1622 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:29,948 ♪ Getting checks women ♪ 1623 01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,451 ♪ Work hard, reach for the stars type women ♪ 1624 01:29:51,762 --> 01:29:53,388 ♪ We are free ♪ 1625 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:54,848 ♪ Let the world know ♪ 1626 01:29:55,474 --> 01:29:57,059 ♪ We coming, all a dem know ♪ 1627 01:29:57,601 --> 01:29:58,602 [announcer] Five… 1628 01:29:58,685 --> 01:29:59,686 [music continues] 1629 01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:00,771 …four, 1630 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:03,148 three, 1631 01:30:04,525 --> 01:30:05,526 two, 1632 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:07,861 one… 1633 01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:10,364 -[blasting] -…zero. 1634 01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,991 Ignition. Liftoff. 1635 01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,912 To our heroine. 1636 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,081 And to me, 1637 01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:23,001 puppet master of her destiny. 1638 01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:27,089 [screaming] 1639 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,674 Yeah, boy! 1640 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:31,927 [newscaster] There goes the Toddrick One on its rescue mission. 1641 01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:35,055 The Toddrick will dock at the space station, 1642 01:30:35,139 --> 01:30:38,433 where the astronauts are trapped inside and losing power. 1643 01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:40,561 I'm proud of you, girl. 1644 01:30:42,271 --> 01:30:43,480 Yeah, just come back. 1645 01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:46,066 -I did that. -Hmm. It was all you. 1646 01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,693 [Johnny] No, you ate that. 1647 01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,575 [Rex] You know when you're a kid and all you want to do 1648 01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,869 is be old enough to get your first job? 1649 01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:00,455 [mission control] Toddrick One, you are docked. 1650 01:31:00,539 --> 01:31:01,540 [chuckles] 1651 01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:04,918 And then it finally happens and it's super lame? 1652 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:11,466 Well, finally going to space 1653 01:31:11,550 --> 01:31:13,260 was not like that at all. 1654 01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:19,266 [Pam] Simpson, do you copy? 1655 01:31:20,184 --> 01:31:21,310 Affirmative. 1656 01:31:22,728 --> 01:31:24,313 New fave spot. 1657 01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:27,649 [Pam] Simpson, 1658 01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:30,986 are you ready to move the tether to the hold? 1659 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:32,070 [Rex] Yep. 1660 01:31:32,654 --> 01:31:34,489 This is actually so much like that time 1661 01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,783 I broke into Mar-a-Lago to free the swans. 1662 01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,244 Tara, I wish you could see this. 1663 01:31:41,038 --> 01:31:43,832 They let me into NASA without a background check. 1664 01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,084 Pardon? 1665 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:49,421 "Gwendolyn breathed shakily. 1666 01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:51,673 Yes, 1667 01:31:51,757 --> 01:31:54,509 she was marooned on a hostile planet, 1668 01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,095 but she was alive. 1669 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,349 Very alive." 1670 01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:08,607 One small step for Rex, one giant leap for Florida. 1671 01:32:10,067 --> 01:32:11,985 [exhales deeply, grunting] 1672 01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:15,948 [screaming] 1673 01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:21,703 Yep, this is exactly like that time. 1674 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,834 Tell us what you need, Simpson. 1675 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:32,339 [stammering] One blended mango marg, chili lime, hold the salt, please. 1676 01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:34,091 I give her a day on the ISS 1677 01:32:34,174 --> 01:32:37,511 before she makes a slushy machine that works in zero gravity. 1678 01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:40,222 Well, he's better looking than he sounds. 1679 01:32:40,806 --> 01:32:42,349 Uh, Toddrick. Hi. 1680 01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:46,311 I'm the deputy director of operations, Logan O'Leary. 1681 01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:47,813 Uh, we spoke on the phone? 1682 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:49,982 Uh, thank you. 1683 01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:51,566 Anything for Rex. 1684 01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:52,651 All right. 1685 01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:54,653 That's it, Simpson. 1686 01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:57,281 Slow and steady. 1687 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,324 Tethered. 1688 01:32:59,992 --> 01:33:01,118 Good job. 1689 01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:04,871 [panting] 1690 01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:12,713 Mission control, 1691 01:33:13,297 --> 01:33:15,632 who were the astronauts sent up for the rescue mission? 1692 01:33:19,553 --> 01:33:20,679 It's me! 1693 01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:25,976 [screaming] No! 1694 01:33:26,935 --> 01:33:28,979 Not her. Why her? 1695 01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:31,732 Rex, if you kill me, 1696 01:33:31,815 --> 01:33:34,818 so help me God, I will haunt you for eternity. 1697 01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:38,030 And I will be excellent at it because I am me. 1698 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:40,157 [breathing heavily] Copy that, Doc. 1699 01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:43,744 Okay. 1700 01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:49,207 [Jack] Can you brief us on your plan, Simpson? 1701 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:50,292 Gotcha. 1702 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:53,045 Well, are you familiar with the bedazzler? 1703 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,671 -Are you kidding me? -[Rex] Okay. 1704 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,090 Look, dudes… 1705 01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:03,555 I know it's gonna take a lot of healing before you can trust me again. 1706 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:06,058 A-And I know you probably don't believe me, but… 1707 01:34:08,226 --> 01:34:09,519 I love you guys. 1708 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:13,231 A-And I fricking got you. 1709 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,199 [panting] 1710 01:34:30,957 --> 01:34:32,876 [panting continues] 1711 01:34:34,628 --> 01:34:37,214 The debris, it's moving. 1712 01:34:37,297 --> 01:34:38,632 She's doing it! 1713 01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:42,386 Wait, I think it's stuck. 1714 01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:23,593 I knew you looked familiar. 1715 01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:30,142 [grunting] 1716 01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:32,436 Attagirl. Wrestle that gator. 1717 01:35:34,104 --> 01:35:37,023 -You go, girl. -You got this, Simpson. 1718 01:35:37,107 --> 01:35:39,234 -'Cause you're hard-core. -Yeah. 1719 01:35:40,944 --> 01:35:41,987 [grunting] 1720 01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:43,280 [Lucas] Get it, Rex. 1721 01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:47,409 Respect. 1722 01:35:51,163 --> 01:35:52,164 [sighing] 1723 01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:55,667 [groaning] 1724 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,297 [cheering] 1725 01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:05,760 -All clear. [chuckling] -How are we looking? 1726 01:36:07,846 --> 01:36:09,139 Seal is good. 1727 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,849 Quest Air Lock is functional. 1728 01:36:10,932 --> 01:36:12,934 -[gasping, screaming] -Rex! 1729 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:16,062 -No! -No, no, no, no. 1730 01:36:16,146 --> 01:36:17,731 [screaming] 1731 01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:20,192 Oh, no. 1732 01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:22,277 [gasping] 1733 01:36:25,447 --> 01:36:26,990 [Rex] I'm good. I'm okay. 1734 01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:30,702 We did it, brother. 1735 01:36:31,203 --> 01:36:32,829 [cheering] 1736 01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:35,916 -That's a hell of a girl you've got there. -I'll say she is. 1737 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:39,878 [cheering] 1738 01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,882 Yes. It's my rocket, but it's your moment, Rex. 1739 01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:46,426 -This is all you. It's all you. -Whoo! 1740 01:36:46,510 --> 01:36:48,929 Little bit me, but it's mainly you. 1741 01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,515 Excellent work, AsCan Simpson. 1742 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:55,018 AsCan? [chuckling] 1743 01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:02,067 This is rad. 1744 01:37:07,155 --> 01:37:08,865 [sighing] 1745 01:37:12,911 --> 01:37:14,120 Let's bring 'em home. 1746 01:37:20,085 --> 01:37:21,836 Vislawski, just… 1747 01:37:23,964 --> 01:37:26,341 give her a minute before you pick her up, will you? 1748 01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:27,842 Copy that. 1749 01:37:29,803 --> 01:37:30,804 [sniffles] 1750 01:37:34,224 --> 01:37:35,559 We did it, Mom. 1751 01:37:38,562 --> 01:37:40,063 [breathes shakily] 1752 01:37:51,658 --> 01:37:54,160 -[AsCans laughing] -[rock music playing] 1753 01:37:57,664 --> 01:37:59,374 [Rex] Go. Go. Go. 1754 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,002 -[Rex] Go, go, go! Whoo! -[all cheering] 1755 01:38:02,085 --> 01:38:03,670 [Grace] All right! 1756 01:38:04,296 --> 01:38:05,297 Rex, 1757 01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:08,258 you are a maniac. 1758 01:38:08,341 --> 01:38:10,427 Yeah. A maniac who saved our lives. 1759 01:38:11,011 --> 01:38:12,345 The least I could do. 1760 01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:15,307 Now I have to go home to my family. 1761 01:38:15,390 --> 01:38:16,850 Dr. Stacy, come on. 1762 01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:19,436 Let me facilitate your good time. 1763 01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:21,021 Grace? Turn it up. 1764 01:38:21,104 --> 01:38:22,188 Say less. 1765 01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:24,983 ["Welcome to Paradise" plays] 1766 01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:31,156 [Rex] AsCans of the Class of '23 have gone on to kick butt. 1767 01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:33,700 Duh. 1768 01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:38,204 Dr. Stacy had a religious experience on a space walk… 1769 01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:39,581 [Dr. Stacy] We're all stardust. 1770 01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:42,000 [Rex] …and she now goes by Dr. One Love. 1771 01:38:43,460 --> 01:38:45,128 Grace is a senator. 1772 01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:48,632 And she makes sure space exploration gets plenty of funding. 1773 01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:51,551 Captain Jack's been on the ISS for over a year. 1774 01:38:51,635 --> 01:38:52,677 Will you marry me? 1775 01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:55,513 [Rex] He's the first person to ever propose from space. 1776 01:38:55,597 --> 01:38:56,723 I'll consider it. 1777 01:38:57,724 --> 01:39:00,935 [Rex] Miriam found her calling leading AsCan training. 1778 01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:04,064 [Miriam] That was not the full two hours as required. 1779 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:05,148 Where is she? 1780 01:39:06,775 --> 01:39:08,068 I can hear her in my brain. 1781 01:39:08,735 --> 01:39:11,488 [Rex] As for me? This experience changed everything. 1782 01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,491 And I'm so fricking psyched it did. 1783 01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:18,828 Vi and I are astronauts for Toddrick's spacecraft company. 1784 01:39:18,912 --> 01:39:22,457 And we work as a team, creating new inventions for space. 1785 01:39:23,708 --> 01:39:25,418 I have a rad boyfriend. 1786 01:39:25,502 --> 01:39:28,046 Two words: "British" and "glasses." 1787 01:39:30,757 --> 01:39:34,219 And I found the ultimate way to share my gifts, 1788 01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:35,679 like my mom told me to. 1789 01:39:35,762 --> 01:39:36,763 [Violet] I'm here. 1790 01:39:37,514 --> 01:39:38,515 I'm here. 1791 01:39:38,598 --> 01:39:40,016 Director Vislawski. 1792 01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:41,518 Director Simpson. 1793 01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:44,979 [Rex] To encourage the Rexes and Vis of the future. 1794 01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:46,606 Space Camp. 1795 01:39:47,107 --> 01:39:48,108 What do we say? 1796 01:39:48,191 --> 01:39:50,026 -Chase your dreams. -Never give up. 1797 01:39:50,110 --> 01:39:51,945 Your friends are your secret weapons. 1798 01:39:52,028 --> 01:39:54,030 [all] And you are hard-core. 1799 01:39:54,781 --> 01:39:55,949 Yes. Yes. 1800 01:39:56,032 --> 01:39:58,743 Okay, now go, go, go. Treasure hunt. 1801 01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:01,538 -Go, go, go! -[Nadine] Okay, now, action shot. Yes! 1802 01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:03,873 [Rex] Nadine is our head of publicity. 1803 01:40:03,957 --> 01:40:05,542 And she and Bingo are having another baby. 1804 01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,711 Okay, I think I got some good stuff. 1805 01:40:07,794 --> 01:40:09,254 I'm really out of breath. 1806 01:40:10,630 --> 01:40:12,090 Guys, question. 1807 01:40:13,550 --> 01:40:17,220 You know how, like, the universe is always in perfect balance at all times? 1808 01:40:17,303 --> 01:40:20,640 And how, like, the positive energy of the universe expanding 1809 01:40:20,724 --> 01:40:23,226 is exactly canceled out by the negative energy of gravity? 1810 01:40:23,309 --> 01:40:24,644 Rude, but okay. 1811 01:40:24,728 --> 01:40:26,104 [Violet] We're with you, Rex. 1812 01:40:27,188 --> 01:40:28,440 So, do you ever think, like, 1813 01:40:28,982 --> 01:40:31,818 if everything in the universe, down to the tiniest particle, 1814 01:40:31,901 --> 01:40:33,361 has to be in balance-- 1815 01:40:34,571 --> 01:40:36,698 Do you think every time a party ends, 1816 01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:38,158 a new one begins? 1817 01:40:38,742 --> 01:40:39,743 [gasps] 1818 01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:46,166 Whoo-hoo! 1819 01:40:46,249 --> 01:40:48,543 ["Golden Nights" plays] 1820 01:40:48,626 --> 01:40:50,503 [Rex] What I've learned from this time 1821 01:40:50,587 --> 01:40:53,214 is you have to take a chance on yourself. 1822 01:40:53,298 --> 01:40:54,716 Make the big leap. 1823 01:40:54,799 --> 01:40:58,136 I promise you'll land somewhere far out. 1824 01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:01,931 Somewhere fricking beautiful.