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(AIRHORN BLOWING)
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- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (CROWD CHEERING)
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ANNOUNCER: After using
their last time-out,
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Poly High
returns to the field.
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Down by three,
with three seconds remaining.
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{\an8}This is the last play
of the season, folks.
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NARRATOR: America loves
an underdog.
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QUARTERBACK:
Stat reaper come to.
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Watch five-seven,
watch five-seven.
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- Down.
- NARRATOR: The slept on.
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QUARTERBACK: Open, open!
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NARRATOR: The little guy.
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- PLAYER: Block, block, block!
- Get 'em.
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(PLAYERS GRUNT)
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NARRATOR: The ones
no one believes
can achieve greatness.
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(TENSE PERCUSSION
MUSIC PLAYING)
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But you know
what they love more?
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Motherfuckers who was born great.
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- Yes!
- (ALL CHEERING)
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NARRATOR:
Motherfuckers like me.
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Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings.
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The birth of a superstar.
Shit.
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I'm the pick that got picked
before all the other picks.
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ANNOUNCER:
This rookie is special.
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JAYCEN: Breaking records
and laying waste
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to all the little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
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who walked on the field.
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{\an8}COMMENTATOR: Smoked again
by Jaycen Jennings.
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{\an8}DEION: When he throw
that hand out, it's over.
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{\an8}No one in the game
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{\an8}-could play with him.
- (SOUND EFFECT PLAYS)
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- JAYCEN: Man, everybody love me.
- COMMENTATOR: Touchdown!
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{\an8}JAYCEN: I was
more popular than God.
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{\an8}COMMENTATOR: Two-J's!
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JAYCEN: And worshipped
in every living room
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and every kitchen in America.
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Yeah. But check this shit out.
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Once you get
to that mountaintop,
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everybody wants
to see you fuckin' fall.
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The notion that
people are idolizing
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{\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,
it's ridiculous.
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{\an8}COMMENTATOR 1:
Jennings... And he dropped it!
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{\an8}COMMENTATOR 2:
Has to make that play.
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{\an8}And he went out there
and he didn't deliver,
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{\an8}and he hadn't delivered
the whole game.
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{\an8}CHIP: What's he call that
stupid dance? The Two-J's?
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{\an8}Why don't you spend more time
on the grass than smoking it.
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{\an8}You're young,
you're successful,
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{\an8}you're making a lot of money.
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{\an8}How could you screw this up?
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{\an8}He's chasing rings harder
than a housewife in Atlanta.
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{\an8}And you know what I say
about those housewives,
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{\an8}at least they stayed in
one city their whole career.
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{\an8}Where's the loyalty?
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{\an8}JAYCEN: But all
that irrational-ass hate
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{\an8}teaches you
a very valuable lesson.
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{\an8}Never, ever, ever
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{\an8}count on anyone but yourself.
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Fuck your teammates,
fuck your coaches,
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fuck your fans.
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Hey, Two-J's! You blow!
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- (SLAP ECHOES)
- Man, fuck everybody.
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(INHALES)
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'Cause at the end of the day,
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they're just
some mediocre motherfuckas
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tryna hold back
the true greats from reaching
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ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.
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That's it for this week.
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I'm Jaycen Jennings.
Y'all make sure y'all hit
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that subscribe button
so quick, so fast.
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(TABLET CHIMES)
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(DEJA VU (I'VE BEEN HERE
BEFORE BY TEENA MARIE PLAYS)
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I'm young and I'm old
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- (JAYCEN COUGHING)
- I'm rich and I'm poor
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I feel like I've been on this
earth many times before
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CHIP: (ON TABLET)
I call it how it is.
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The guy was not that good
of a football player.
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He didn't care about the game.
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He doesn't care
about the purity of the sport.
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Listen, this is simple.
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My top five receivers
of all time?
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- Very simple.
- Man, fuck.
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CHIP: Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz,
T.O., Raymond Berry,
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and obviously, Randy Moss.
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I can't believe
anyone could think
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that Two-J's is a top-five
wide receiver of all time.
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I know pornstars that have
received more than him.
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- (COUGHS)
- I wanna see
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- actual skills, okay?
- The fuck?
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I wanna see someone
who's in the end zone...
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Sick of this motherfucker
Chip Collins.
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Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up
when I see you.
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Hold on. Emoji.
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Eggplant emoji.
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Lick.
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Bitch-ass motherfucker.
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Eat a fat baby's dick.
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Hashtag,
you don't want that smoke.
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(LINE RINGING)
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MAN: SSF,
Ryan Kaushik's office.
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- Yo, it's Jaycen.
- Jason Sudeikis?
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Mothafucker,
it's Jaycen Jennings!
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Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know
he still represented you.
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The fuck?
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He's on a call right now.
Let me have him call you back.
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Man, make it quick. I'm busy.
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I'm sorry,
he's in a breakfast meeting.
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Fuck!
When is he gonna pick up?
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- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
- He's in the bathroom.
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- Man, have him call me back.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
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He's talking to his grandma.
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You know what, fuck this shit!
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(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(SMACK A BITCH
BY RICO NASTY PLAYING)
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Ask for your salary in
Dogecoin. I'm telling you...
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- What's up, Kaufmoney?
- Oh.
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Two-J's! My guy.
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Uh... You look...
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Pissed?
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Like somebody's agent
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that don't know how to
return fucking phone calls.
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You were just about
to be my next call.
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That's bullshit.
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You're here now, so...
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Mothafucker, we had a plan.
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I create a dope-ass podcast,
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you get my dope ass
a commentary job,
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then I get back
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in the spotlight again.
Do you remember that?
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Yeah, of course, I remember
the motherfuckin' plan.
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But the problem with the plan
is that people
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say, for no good reason,
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that you're a selfish prick
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who's impossible to work with.
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- That's fucking bullshit!
- Well...
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Chip Collins.
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Don't they hate his ass?
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So, actually, yes.
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Chip Collins has a hate-love
ratio of 50-50. Okay?
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Yours is 95-5.
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Look, if I were you,
I would do some charity work.
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Get some positive PR
for your brand, maybe, uh...
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Why don't you start
a school for poor kids
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like LeBron, huh?
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Fuck LeBron James,
and fuck poor kids.
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You just need to do
your mothafuckin' job
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and get me back in the game.
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Man, if I were you, I would
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reconsider the Dancing
with the Stars offer,
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- that's a really good deal...
- Man, fuck you,
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you Harold and Kumar
lookin' motherfucker!
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- I'm through with this shit. Fuck this!
- I'll be right back, sir, I just have to
help
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- this gentleman.
- Look here,
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you red vest-wearing,
Aladdin-looking mothafucker!
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You know who the fuck I am?
I'm Jaycen Jennings.
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Well known, highly respected,
top-five receiver of all time.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, go get
my mothafuckin' car, then.
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Hey, hey, Two-J's,
why don't you just relax, man.
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The guy's just trying
to do his job.
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I don't wanna hear that shit.
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Why don't you stay
in your motherfuckin' lane
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until you win one of these,
Tony Gonzalez?
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Give me my motherfuckin' keys.
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Move, nigga.
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Acting like you don't know
who the fuck I am.
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- Don't worry about him.
- JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez!
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- I'm self-made.
- (ENGINE ROARS)
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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- (CAR ALARM WAILING)
- JAYCEN: Fuck!
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- Two-J's just got smoked!
- (WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
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JAYCEN: Fuck you, Gonzalez!
I'm self-made.
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(CAR HORNS HONKING)
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- (BONK)
- (HORSE WHINNIES)
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(EAGLE SCREAMS)
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- (T-REX ROARS)
- Fuck!
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Well, look who's back
in the news.
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My dear friend,
Jaycen Jennings.
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If we're talking
about promising stars
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that have absolutely
pissed away their careers,
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Two-J's,
you're giving R. Kelly
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a run for his money.
I mean, what is...
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{\an8}Mr. Jennings!
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MAN: You see this fool?
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{\an8}Put your phone away so that
we can begin sentencing.
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Oh, for sure, my bad.
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Mr. Jennings, you've plead
guilty to charges of speeding,
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{\an8}reckless endangerment
and damage to city property.
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These charges warrant that
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{\an8}you could spend
five years in prison.
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MAN 2: There it is.
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{\an8}But I've decided
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{\an8}that I'm gonna go
a different direction.
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Thank you, Judge,
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{\an8}for the celebrity treatment.
I appreciate it.
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{\an8}- (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
- WOMAN: This motherfucker.
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{\an8}I'm recommending
that you spend 300 hours
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of community service
with the Long Beach
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{\an8}Parks and Recreations
Department.
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{\an8}- The fuck?
- (WOMAN GASPS)
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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute, Judge.
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I thought I was getting like
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{\an8}some Martha Stewart
kinda treatment.
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{\an8}Community service
in Long Beach,
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that ain't gonna work for me.
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{\an8}You too good for the community
that raised you?
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{\an8}Or maybe you just
don't wanna go back,
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{\an8}after 20 years
of not being home,
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{\an8}in a orange vest
and a pooper-scooper.
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{\an8}AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh, shit.
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Janine? Is that you?
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{\an8}Freshman year,
white American history class?
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{\an8}Where we used to play
hide and go get it.
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Come on, girl,
you can't cut me no break?
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{\an8}(SCOFFS)
My name is not Janine.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Oh!
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{\an8}It's Tara.
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{\an8}We grew up on the same block.
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(WHISPERS) Fuck.
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{\an8}Your narcissistic ass.
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{\an8}Just get the hell out
of my courtroom,
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{\an8}so I can call everybody
we grew up with
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{\an8}and tell them that they can
catch your Hollywood ass
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{\an8}right up in the park,
scooping up dog shit.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Next!
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- You're moving too slow.
- (JAYCEN GROANS)
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(UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
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Back in the hood,
picking up dog shit.
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(SCOFFS) Wow.
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Wow.
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- MASKED MAN: Keys!
- Mothafucka!
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Cuz, the car
don't come with keys.
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Shut the fuck up
before I bust your head
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00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,902
to the white meat, nigga.
239
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,904
I start the car with my phone.
240
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,365
Give me
the motherfucking keys!
241
00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,742
Look, you can have
the phone and my car,
242
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,286
just let me
clear the videos real quick.
243
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,453
Niggas see this sex tape
244
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,038
with Two-J's and
Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished.
245
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,415
Nigga, don't play with...
246
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,089
(GASPING)
247
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,674
(GRUNTS)
248
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,342
Jaycen?
249
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,012
Kareem?
250
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,555
Nigga! (SOBS WITH JOY)
251
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,223
(JAYCEN EXCLAIMS)
252
00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,475
Mothafucka, you just put a gun
to my head, nigga.
253
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,311
Relax, J, the safety was on.
254
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,104
- It's on safe... No.
- (GUN CLICKS)
255
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,023
It ain't on safety. Damn.
256
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,399
Imagine that.
257
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,234
Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying
258
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,944
to get in touch
with you for years.
259
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,112
- Huh?
- Literally.
260
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,363
For a million years.
261
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,157
Yeah.
And everybody talk about,
262
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,284
oh, what's that girl name,
punkin' and them sister
263
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,786
talking about,
"Oh, just get out of his face.
264
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,954
"Leave him alone.
265
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,914
"Cuz, you hittin' him
too much.
266
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,291
"You a stalker.
267
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,418
"You sweatin' him,
back up off him."
268
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,462
I told her,
"Girl, J is my nigga!
269
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,589
"He would never do
no shit like that."
270
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,090
I know you've been
thinking about me,
271
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,092
and I know you've been trying
to get in touch with me.
272
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,052
Is that pretty much right?
273
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,386
Yeah, that's how
I feel about you,
274
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,679
that's exactly how I feel
about you, cuz.
275
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,806
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew that was right.
276
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,893
I'm one of your real homies,
I'm one of the day ones,
277
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,227
- before everybody.
- Fuck.
278
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,396
I'm first,
third grade, fourth grade,
279
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,316
food stamps, juvie,
all that. Man!
280
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,401
Here, let me put
my phone number in there.
281
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,070
I'mma put
my grandmother's number,
282
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,863
where I wash clothes at
on the weekend.
283
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,366
Man, God work
in mysterious ways, boy,
284
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,533
I'm telling you, man.
285
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,035
I've been thinkin' about you,
286
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,828
thinkin' about you,
thinkin' about you.
287
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,081
I'm so glad you back here
in the LBC.
288
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,957
But not on
no pooper-scooper shit.
289
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,459
(LAUGHS)
290
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,877
Nigga, Tara told you too?
291
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,922
Yeah. The whole hood know
you's pickin' up shit now.
292
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,924
- (LAUGHING)
- Fuck that bitch Tara.
293
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,802
Me and my nigga
done rejoined again, man.
294
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,595
Aight, look, I gotta go.
295
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,430
I gotta bounce, cuz,
I'm on a mission.
296
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,848
I'mma call you.
297
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,644
Love you, cuz.
298
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,646
Fuck is this nigga finna do?
299
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,982
KAREEM: Keys, bitch!
300
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,610
(SIGHS)
301
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,031
You gonna take all day?
302
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,661
(KIDS CHATTERING)
303
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,539
JAYCEN: (WHISPERS) Oh, shit.
BOY 1: That's crazy.
304
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,084
Got to be
some fucking human shit.
305
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,336
Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be
shitting this fuckin' big.
306
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,672
BOY 2: 'Cause like,
he like, nowhere, dude.
307
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,465
- (JAYCEN GRUNTS)
- BOY 3: Hey, bring that.
308
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,968
(BOY 4 HUMMING
GAMES OF THRONES THEME)
309
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,846
(ROARS)
310
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,722
(RESUMES HUMMING)
311
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,269
BOY 5: Just listen
to what he says, man.
312
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,063
(CHUCKLES)
Take that, Game of Thrones.
313
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,190
(BOYS EXCLAIMING)
314
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,443
Y'all really think y'all funny
messing with Gary's nerdy ass.
315
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,194
- BOY 6: Damn!
- You tryna get some, bitch?
316
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,404
Come get these hands
317
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,822
- and find out, bro.
- Let's go!
318
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,990
TONY: Let's go! Let's go!
BOYS: Fight! Fight!
319
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,116
JAYCEN: Hey, hey, hey!
320
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,243
Damn, man. You just stepped
on my mothafuckin' shoe!
321
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,369
(BOYS LAUGH)
322
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,871
Fuck is y'all laughin' at?
323
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,956
Ol' dusty ass, Payless
shoe-wearin' mothafuckas,
324
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,916
y'all know
what these go for on StockX?
325
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,502
Come on now, dawg.
Those are obviously fake.
326
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,879
Obviously, these cost more
327
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,963
than everything
in your fuckin' house.
328
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,548
You tryna tell me a janitor
329
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,341
just walks around
with the freshest Fendis?
330
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,885
Bitch, yo mama's a janitor.
331
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,220
- Bitch, yo mama's homeless.
- (LAUGHING)
332
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,181
- What did you say?
- That nigga a crackhead.
333
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,474
You lucky I'm on probation,
334
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,142
or I'll slap
the shit outta you.
335
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,727
Man, shut yo crackhead ass up
and keep sweeping shit.
336
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,645
Man, fuck this shit!
337
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,938
(BOYS CHATTERING)
338
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,815
- Damn!
- JAYCEN: Hey, miss!
339
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,026
Hey, you in charge of these
little dusty mothafuckas?
340
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,444
WOMAN: One second.
341
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,656
I'm sorry, are you suggesting
that this is their fault?
342
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,074
Lady, you're being real rude
right now.
343
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,409
And I said, one second!
344
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,996
BOTH: Oh, shit!
345
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,917
Mm! God damn, baby,
don't that feel familiar?
346
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,085
Jaycen, uh, can you
let go of me, please?
347
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,129
What the f...
348
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,006
God damn, Rise, you look good
as a mothafucka
349
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,466
in them scrubs.
350
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,051
Hold on, Mama,
you know this basehead?
351
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,802
Mama? This little
piece of shit mine?
352
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,429
You better watch your mouth.
353
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,805
When the last time me and you
was together, what,
354
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,599
'03, '04, Provo?
355
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,683
You do the math.
356
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,186
- (SCOFFS)
- Nah, he ain't mine.
357
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,979
We're leaving, let's go.
358
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,689
Already?
359
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691
Cherise, I drove all the way
to Long Beach just to see you.
360
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,026
You came all the way
to Long Beach
361
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,277
to pick up dog shit.
362
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,862
Fuck Tara.
363
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,490
Ain't nobody seen you
around here in 20 years.
364
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,075
Let's go. Come on, boys.
365
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,410
Let's let this man
serve his community.
366
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,495
What about practice?
367
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,247
It's canceled for today.
368
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,957
Where's Coach?
369
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,875
TRE: He quit, huh?
CHERISE: Come on, let's go.
370
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,293
Hold on, let me get my stuff.
371
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,091
JAYCEN: In football,
you gotta have a short memory.
372
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,343
Fuck a play up,
373
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,555
- and move on.
- (CROWD CHEERING OVER PHONE)
374
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,306
Hey, sweet face.
375
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,474
I'm headed to the clinic
376
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,559
and I'll be back
in a few hours.
377
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,685
- Okay?
- All right.
378
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,936
- Mwah. Love you.
- Love you, too.
379
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,147
- (GRUNTS) Too slow. Too slow.
- (CHUCKLES)
380
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,234
JAYCEN: That's exactly
how I live my life.
381
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,779
Can't be wasting time
thinking about bullshit.
382
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,406
COMMENTATOR:
Hurdles into the end zone.
383
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,450
And Jaycen Jennings smoked
both defenders on that one.
384
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,660
Damn!
385
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,955
JAYCEN: Like that one girl you
was always trippin' off of...
386
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,875
No matter how good
she still look...
387
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,462
I'm a firm believer.
388
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,756
(BOTH LAUGHING)
389
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175
- Hold this for me, okay?
- Jaycen, what?
390
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,428
I love you, Cherise.
391
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,972
JAYCEN: To stay
outta the past.
392
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,181
(CHERISE SIGHS)
393
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,183
No matter how good
she still looks.
394
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,563
Did I say that already?
395
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,982
Damn, I just said that.
396
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,569
(DOORBELL CHIMING)
397
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,863
Who the fuck
ringing my doorbell?
398
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,156
All right, I'm coming.
399
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,744
Family. What's happening,
baby? (LAUGHS)
400
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,370
What the fuck
is you doing here?
401
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,789
Hey, man, I needed a place
to lay low for a while.
402
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,791
- Man, this is beautiful, baby.
- For a while?
403
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,251
Yeah, for a while, man.
404
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,711
Well, how the fuck you know
where I live?
405
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,171
How I know where you live?
406
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,924
Oh, man, your phone bills,
man, your credit score, mail.
407
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,385
Hey, man, you gotta be careful
who you give your number to.
408
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929
I mean, come on,
you know it's me, baby.
409
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,515
And you know,
I got the THC. 100%.
410
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,727
Pow. That shit will make
a nun get naked.
411
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,771
(LIKE MY WEED
BY JANE HANDCOCK PLAYS)
412
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,190
Yeah, name one nigga in
the hood that play like this
413
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,860
I like my weed, uh
414
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,321
- In the mornin'
- Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
415
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,157
- I like my weed
- Said I like my weed
416
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,745
Man, them legalizing weed
put a dent in my capital,
417
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,498
but that shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.
418
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,958
You right, this shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.
419
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,128
And look,
the crazy thing about it is,
420
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,631
I copped the weed
down on 15th and Atlantic.
421
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,965
Our old corner?
422
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,801
Yeah, our spot.
423
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,761
Where we used to sling
the pounds at.
424
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,388
Cuz, you still selling weed?
425
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,014
(HUFFS)
426
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183
Have you ever
sat back and thought
427
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,018
what you wanna do
with your life?
428
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:21,189
Many a time, but I mean, look,
man, I got tattoos on my face.
429
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,900
Ain't nobody
fuckin' with me, man.
430
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,152
I feel you, homie,
431
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,155
but I seen somebody today
from back in the day
432
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,825
that didn't look like they was
doing too bad for herself.
433
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,118
Cherise?
434
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,829
- How you know?
- (LAUGHS) I can tell how
435
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,288
you got that little
kiddy-ass grin
436
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,581
on your face
when you say her name.
437
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,833
Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga.
438
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,835
Yes, you is.
Boy, you love that girl,
439
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,378
- Cherise, man.
- (LAUGHS)
440
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,296
Hey, but look, she thicker
than a motherfucker.
441
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,007
I'm talkin' about thicker
than a Snicker.
442
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,217
Shut up.
443
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,553
And she doing good for herself,
she got the clinic down there
444
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,805
where she helping the kids
with the broken arm.
445
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,640
She help the people
with the dialysis.
446
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,810
Man, she even help me when
I got stabbed that 17 times.
447
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,437
Nigga, you got stabbed?
448
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,022
- You ain't hear? They didn't
tell you I almost lost my arm?
- No, let me see.
449
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,774
Oh, Cuz, you...
450
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,025
Damn!
451
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,028
They said I lost
350,000 pounds of blood.
452
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,113
That much blood?
453
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,157
I ain't hear nothing
about that one.
454
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,616
But anyway...
What happened
455
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,618
to you and Cherise
after high school, man?
456
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,788
Come on, my nigga, you know,
your nigga can't be tied down.
457
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,665
Right, right,
right, right, right.
458
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,959
But you should've seen how
she was on me today though.
459
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,836
But her little
cockblockin'-ass son
460
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,296
and his little football team,
461
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,839
they gotta hurry up
and find a head coach,
462
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,507
so I can slide up on her
463
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,968
and get my peep on
at the park every week.
464
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,094
You know
what I'm talking about?
465
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,180
You tryna
Emilio Estevez that ass,
466
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,389
that's what you's tryna do.
467
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,474
Emilio who?
468
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,434
Emilio Estevez.
469
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,480
Man, he played the coach
on Mighty Ducks.
470
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,691
Man, he ran a cold game
on Joshua Jackson's momma.
471
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,985
First, he taught him
how to use the puck,
472
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,737
then he turned around,
473
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,530
taught her
how to use the stick.
474
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741
Man, he got that pussy,
475
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,244
and became an American hero
at the same mothafuckin' time.
476
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,247
Kareem,
477
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:06,127
you kiddie movie
genius watching mothafucka.
478
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,504
I could just see it now.
479
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,256
Jaycen Jennings,
football legend,
480
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,383
- goes back...
- Yeah.
481
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,678
...and saves a ol' raggedy-ass
Pop Warner football team
482
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,763
in his neighborhood.
483
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,014
Yeah, say that then.
484
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,642
You know, people love when
people fuck with poor kids.
485
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,895
This just may be my way
to get America
486
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,230
and Cherise
487
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,066
to fuck with Two-J's
all over again.
488
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,235
You know, God works
in mysterious ways.
489
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,945
- Really do.
- And I love you, boy.
490
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,613
- JAYCEN: I love you, too.
- (GUN FIRES)
491
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,864
What the fuck?
492
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,450
Kareem.
493
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118
Safety was on it, cuz.
494
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,496
Oh, nope.
495
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,040
The safety wasn't on it again.
496
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,918
I'm gonna go home and put
some duct tape on the handle.
497
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,215
(MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
498
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,846
- Aye, Ms. Cherise.
- CHERISE: Hmm.
499
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,472
This new coach coming or what?
500
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,099
There's a group
of girls posted up
501
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,642
at the parking lot,
checking for me.
502
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,143
TONY: Man, they ain't
checking on you.
503
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,354
Checking on this big-ass pito
right here.
504
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,273
Enough!
No more dick talk.
505
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,566
We've already
talked about this.
506
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,067
It's not cute. It's not funny.
507
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,569
Stop smiling, Tony.
508
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,696
It's very creepy.
Nobody likes the creepy kid.
509
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,281
- Understand me?
- (BOYS CHUCKLE)
510
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,032
- Yes, Ms. Evans.
- Okay.
511
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,201
God, I love it when
she puts me in my place.
512
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,120
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.
513
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,081
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (ENGINE ROARING)
514
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,042
DWAYNE: Oh, shit.
515
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,253
What the...
516
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,754
BOY: Damn,
it's hella bright though.
517
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,006
That's a Benz.
518
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,426
What?
519
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,886
DWAYNE: That thing
is so bright.
520
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,929
That is nice.
521
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,225
Yo, isn't that
the crackhead janitor
522
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,810
that was cleaning up poop
the other day?
523
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,353
BOY 1: Looking like
a hip-hop pirate.
524
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,605
(BOYS EXCLAIMING)
525
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,689
You gotta be kidding me.
526
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,525
Y'all thought I was
a crackhead janitor, huh?
527
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,110
DWAYNE: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
BOY 2: Yes.
528
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,030
Well, turns out,
I'm a rich-ass celebrity.
529
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,948
And when I heard
about y'all league
530
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,241
not being able to find y'all
531
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,410
one decent,
respectable citizen
532
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,037
to mentor you little dudes,
533
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,997
shit kinda broke my heart.
534
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,749
- What?
- So, I decided to work out
535
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,208
a deal with
the Los Angeles County
536
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,835
Community Outreach Program,
537
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,211
so you could have
538
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,298
football legend,
Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,
539
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,967
as your new head coach.
540
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,928
- Legend?
- (BOYS EXCLAIM)
541
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,262
Man, get outta here, dawg.
542
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,597
Oh, shit, I know who he is.
543
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,765
Good lookin' out.
544
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,558
'Bout time y'all put
some respect on my name.
545
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,894
Nah, he used a fake penis
to cheat on drug tests.
546
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,188
- (BOYS LAUGH)
- DWAYNE: You that same guy
547
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,856
who tried to have sex
with a undercover cop
548
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,316
the night before
a playoff game.
549
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,484
(BOYS EXCLAIM)
550
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,985
Yeah, and the dude who also...
551
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,112
Won one of these,
you booger-nosed mothafuckas.
552
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,322
BOY 3: That's real?
DWAYNE: Bro,
553
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,115
what's with you and all these
random knockoff shit?
554
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,367
JAYCEN: Knockoff?
555
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,369
Nigga, my shit
is 100% certified.
556
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,496
- You fuckin' loser.
- Watch it, Jaycen.
557
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,081
They ain't won a game
all season.
558
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,874
They're losers.
It's just a fact.
559
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,459
Damn.
560
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,670
Let me get a picture with
y'all real quick for Twitter.
561
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,837
TONY: What?
562
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881
Anybody got, like,
a clipboard or a whistle,
563
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,383
so I can look like
I'm coaching for real?
564
00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,801
TRE: Fake-ass coach, man.
565
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,302
- All right, fuck it.
- TRE: No one wants you here.
566
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,720
Man, don't be
no stranger to danger,
567
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,930
squeeze in for this fuckin'
picture for Twitter,
568
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,348
- come on.
- (BOYS GROAN)
569
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,683
Some of y'all
gonna get some girlfriends
570
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,267
when I finish
with this right here.
571
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,186
Come on, man,
don't be flippin' me off, man,
572
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,729
- give me some real shit, man.
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
573
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232
Got 'em! Yes, sir.
574
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,692
Team dismissed.
575
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,194
What? We got a game
against the best team
576
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,737
in the league this weekend.
577
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,197
And you haven't
even seen us practice.
578
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,532
Go run them drills.
579
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,492
- Drills?
- On the hop.
580
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,954
Let's go. On the hop
means run, not walk.
581
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,206
Y'all got y'all a coach now,
hurry up.
582
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,958
DWAYNE: I don't know, man,
get your stuff, man.
583
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,836
- (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS)
- And you, chocolate sundae.
584
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,172
What you doin' later tonight?
Wanna grab a drink?
585
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,008
You still smoke?
586
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,932
"Blessed as fuck
to share my greatness
587
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,308
"with the next generation.
588
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,562
"Prayer hands emoji.
589
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,689
"Hashtag,
giving back is what I do.
590
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,733
"More than an athlete.
591
00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:00,194
"Hashtag,
poor kids need love too."
592
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,821
(LAUGHS)
593
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,074
Man, you really click in
with them kids, huh?
594
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,744
It really look like I give
a fuck about 'em, right?
595
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,120
(LAUGHS)
596
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,748
For real. For real, man.
That's real.
597
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,333
Hey, man.
I was thinkin' about
598
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,335
what you said about my life
the other day,
599
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,629
and then boom, it hit me.
600
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,674
Assistant Coach Kareem.
601
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,843
(MIMICS WHOOSHING)
602
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,219
(LAUGHS)
603
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,181
I don't think it's gonna work,
Kareem. That's not...
604
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,390
I don't know, man.
605
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,143
You offensive coach,
I'm defensive coach.
606
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,145
Bam, we gonna be
like Batman and Robin.
607
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,730
They gonna love it.
608
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,899
I like your thought process
and your enthusiasm.
609
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,735
This is a career move.
This is big for me, man.
610
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,278
But, homie, I'm workin'
611
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,113
on my clean-cut coaching brand
right here.
612
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,074
Hey, man, don't say that, man,
don't do that. Don't do that.
613
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,826
And you got a face
full of tattoos, so...
614
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:54,707
Oh, you gonna unfollow me
615
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,084
- 'cause of that?
- Yeah, yeah.
616
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,460
- That's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?
617
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:58,920
- That's petty, that's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?
618
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,254
- That's fuckin' petty.
- What we doin'?
619
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,464
What you mean,
"What we doin'?"
620
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,757
What we doin', man?
621
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,383
Nigga, you not
the assistant coach.
622
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,344
(ALERT SOUNDS)
623
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,221
- Like that?
- Yeah, it's like that.
624
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,351
Where the fuck is you going,
cuz? This is my house.
625
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,353
- KAREEM: I'm 'bout to eat.
- Hold on, cuz.
626
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,729
I'm taking the pizza poppers.
627
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,897
JAYCEN: Slow down,
little nigga.
628
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,524
It's my mothafuckin' house.
629
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,067
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
630
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,112
Oh. Excuse me.
631
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,238
You the new coach?
632
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,115
Yeah, that's me.
What, somebody talkin' me up?
633
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:29,367
Yeah. My son, Gary,
634
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,327
told me
you made him run a lap.
635
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,204
I got my eye on you.
636
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,664
Oh, Gary, baby.
637
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,707
I got your inhaler on deck.
638
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,043
You just say the word
and Momma be on that field
639
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,295
faster than you can say
asthma attack.
640
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,965
(BOYS LAUGH, IMITATE WHEEZING)
641
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,049
CHERISE: All right, y'all.
642
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,843
You can grab your jerseys.
643
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,636
I got 'em all
cleaned up for you.
644
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,596
You gonna look fantastic
out there today.
645
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,973
Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no.
646
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:53,724
Wait a minute,
let me see this shit.
647
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,560
Russell Athletics.
648
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,104
Faded numbers.
No nicknames on the back.
649
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,480
This is garbage.
650
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,315
- This what we own?
- They're the Green team.
651
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,276
Green team?
We cool with Green team?
652
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,735
- Mm-hmm.
- GARY: Actually,
653
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,112
I think it would
be quite amazing
654
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,363
if we can name ourself
The Dragons.
655
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,447
Man, quit it
656
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,867
with your Game of Thrones
virgin-ass bullshit.
657
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,702
Tre, you're a virgin too.
So be quiet.
658
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,162
- And watch your mouth.
- (BOYS EXCLAIM)
659
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,621
This shit is depressing, man.
660
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,331
Okay, enough.
661
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,667
(HORN PLAYING TUNE)
662
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,044
(ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
BY SCORPIONS PLAYING)
663
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,963
BOY: Positions! Line up!
664
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,342
Now, that's how the fuck
you supposed to look
665
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,428
when you come to a game.
Just like that.
666
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,055
You dress the part,
you play the part.
667
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,724
Oh, my God.
668
00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:44,233
(SNIFFS)
669
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,152
Fuckin' Chip Collins.
670
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,945
- Colonels!
- (BOYS GRUNT)
671
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,657
(BOYS SHOUTING)
672
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,165
BOY 2: Is that
a freaking drill sergeant
673
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,625
coaching the team,
what the hell?
674
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,501
CHIP: And what do men do?
COLONELS: Dominate!
675
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,586
And what do men do?
676
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,670
Dominate!
677
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,214
And what do men...
678
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,717
Hold on. Is that...
679
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,053
Oh, my Lord, Two-J's.
680
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:16,224
Wow! You look,
uh, like a couch, man.
681
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:17,934
Is everything okay?
682
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,936
Are you living
in this park here?
683
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,355
I know they say that
Black don't crack, but
684
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,857
I see some fractures
in it right now.
685
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,068
I don't live in this park.
I'm here working, coaching.
686
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,320
- You're... You're coaching?
- Yes.
687
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,696
- Children?
- Mm-hmm.
688
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,365
Oh, the community
service thing.
689
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,408
'Cause you drive
like Helen Keller. Gotcha.
690
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,826
- Fuck you, Chip.
- Look,
691
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,120
I know, me and you haven't
seen eye to eye on everything.
692
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,581
Okay, I've said some things.
You've tweeted some things.
693
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,292
But let's put that aside
694
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,503
and focus on the real reason
why we're here.
695
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,712
And what's that?
696
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,049
The positive PR we get
from coaching peewee football.
697
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,970
(LAUGHING)
698
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,222
Joking, man. I'm joking.
699
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,140
No, the kids,
we're here to save the kids,
700
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,226
you know, they'd be out there
doing drive-bys
701
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,978
or whatever else you guys do
in Long Beach.
702
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,312
We are here to be heroes.
703
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,730
You're a hero. Okay?
704
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,191
Government enforced,
but you're still a hero.
705
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,526
I love you, man.
706
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,194
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
707
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,113
Stretch louder!
708
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,532
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch.
709
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,034
Get up,
710
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,577
get dressed,
get up and get to it.
711
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,745
I don't got all day.
712
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,038
I did not
come out here to lose
713
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,498
to no bitch-ass Chip Collins.
714
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,000
Man, we got no shot
at winning this thing.
715
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,668
I mean, you see their team,
they're huge.
716
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:26,794
I know, right?
717
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,337
I heard they only recruit
high-school dudes.
718
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,298
I heard they lineman
got a baby.
719
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,091
Man, who gives a fuck
what they got?
720
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,510
Put y'all helmets on and
don't fuckin' embarrass me.
721
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,470
Let's go, on the hop.
Let's go!
722
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,764
WOMAN: Yeah, that's it!
723
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,226
COLONELS PLAYER:
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
724
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,271
COLONELS PLAYER 2:
Be ready, guys, be ready!
725
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,772
You are hungry.
You are hungry.
726
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,692
- (COLONELS SHOUT IN UNISON)
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
727
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,779
Damn, he kicked
the shit outta that.
728
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,281
TONY: I got it!
729
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,908
PLAYER: Come on! Defense!
730
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,285
- Ooh, shit.
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
731
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,370
Oh, come on, man.
732
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,706
Booyah! That's what
I'm talkin' about.
733
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,249
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Touchdown!
734
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,500
Hell of a start there.
735
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,668
First play?
736
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,046
Let's go!
Oh, get some, little boy!
737
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,465
CHIP: You should call
an ambulance.
738
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,633
Two hundred points off
that kid's SAT score.
739
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,926
- Guaranteed.
- (GROANING)
740
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,304
So, y'all don't know
what the fuck
"don't embarrass me" mean?
741
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,597
Damn!
742
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,515
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- GARY: Tre, Tre, Tre.
743
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,059
- Let's go, Tre.
- Go, go, go.
744
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,935
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
745
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,146
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- Oh, damn!
746
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,899
- (PLAYER GROANS)
- Oh, sh... Oh!
747
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,609
Nice! Nice!
748
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,277
Do you have a knife wound
in that shoulder?
749
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,445
(PLAYER SHOUTS)
750
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,738
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
751
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,366
- Hey!
- That was filthy, young man.
752
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,658
JAYCEN: Catch him!
He's so little!
753
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,536
Fuckin' scary, Rise.
754
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,080
We open.
755
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,706
God damn it, you wide open!
756
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,583
- Dang!
- JAYCEN: Get that shit!
757
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,086
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
758
00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,295
Get your ass up! Get up!
759
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,839
CHIP: Let's go, let's go,
defense, markup!
760
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,175
Great hands! Bravo!
Keep it up.
761
00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:58,969
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Look at this shit.
762
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,888
- (GRUNTS)
- Whoo!
763
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,139
Coach, I'm gonna be honest.
764
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,224
I don't think
I need this today.
765
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:04,892
PLAYER: Aah!
766
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,977
- Sorry mothafuckers!
- Sorry, Coach.
767
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,437
God damn!
768
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,147
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
769
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,024
TRE: Huddle! Huddle up,
damn it. Come on.
770
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,275
TONY: What's the play?
771
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,903
The play is get outta my way
and let me do my thing.
772
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:16,987
- Aight?
- What?
773
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,364
- Break!
- Bro, what?
774
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,907
TRE: I'mma handle this
on my own.
775
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,787
- Let's go, Tre.
- TRE: Down, set, hut!
776
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,997
(ENERGETIC HIP-HOP
SONG PLAYING)
777
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,835
Ooh, shit!
That little mothafucka go!
778
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:31,919
- Tre.
- Come on, come on, come on.
779
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:33,170
What's going on over here?
780
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,463
Hey, where's that defense?
Stop him.
781
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,589
- Go, go, go.
- TRE: Fuck you!
782
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,258
- CHERISE: Yes!
- Yes!
783
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:38,801
God damn!
784
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,220
CHIP: Hey,
where's the defense?
785
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,555
What's going on over here?
786
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,014
Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre.
787
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,891
- (WHOOPS) Hell yeah!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
788
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,060
- Yes!
- (BOTH GRUNT)
789
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,062
JAYCEN: Yes, sir!
COLONELS PLAYER: Quit it.
790
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,106
Hey, Cherise,
you sure I ain't his daddy?
791
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,190
You wish.
792
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,483
Carl. Call that, Carl.
793
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,943
I got a personal foul.
794
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,862
Facemask on the offense.
795
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,071
Thank you, Carl.
796
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,489
- CARL: 15-yard penalty.
- Come on!
797
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,783
- Replay third down.
- Ref, are you blind?
798
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,410
It's okay, Tre. It's okay.
799
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,745
I got unsportsmanlike conduct.
800
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,330
- Oh, come on.
- CARL: 15-yard penalty.
801
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,291
- I mean...
- CHIP: Great job, Carl.
802
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,334
Sometimes the ref is the MVP.
803
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,171
Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice.
804
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,672
COLONELS PLAYER: (CHUCKLES)
Fifty bucks, he hasn't even
805
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,757
- dropped his balls yet.
- (PLAYERS CHUCKLE)
806
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,134
TRE: Drop this!
807
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,595
- (CLAMORING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
808
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:23,762
CHERISE: Hey!
809
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,097
What the fuck
is you all doing?
810
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,474
CHIP: Hey! What is going on
811
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,683
- over here?
- TONY: Fight!
812
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,852
All right.
See, that's what happens
813
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,437
when you get Two-J's.
Great job.
814
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,646
- Fuck!
- GARY: I need my inhaler.
815
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:33,939
ESA: Gary!
816
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,358
CHIP: Absolute abomination.
Okay?
817
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,818
But Two-J's got 'em doin'
818
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,320
the same thing
that they would be doing
819
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,739
on the block
right here on the field.
820
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:42,990
You a bitch, Chip!
821
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,658
That's it, that's it.
I'm calling the game.
822
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,660
Oh, come on, ref!
Nobody even fuckin' bleed!
823
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,662
That ain't the... (SCREAMS)
824
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,748
- God damn!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
825
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,083
(SCREAMING AND SOBBING)
826
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,085
Fuck!
827
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:59,298
Great job out there.
I know, tough circumstances.
828
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,342
This is why you can't have
829
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:04,678
an egotistical maniac
coaching peewee football.
830
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,097
"Hashtag,
worst role model ever."
831
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,267
CHIP: Be very careful
with Two-J's.
832
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,394
Guy's got gonorrhea again.
Don't touch him,
833
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,604
- no hugging. All right?
- REFEREE: Definitely.
834
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,360
Well, congratulations,
you little assholes.
835
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,736
Got me looking like
a straight mark
836
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,071
in front of
the whole Internet.
837
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,614
DWAYNE: Bruh,
they ain't even had beef!
838
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,741
Man, I'm out this bitch.
839
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,368
- Excuse me?
- I'm done listening
840
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,161
to some washed-up loser,
has-been coach.
841
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,329
Fuck you say to me,
little nigga?
842
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,539
- Jaycen!
- TRE: You heard me.
843
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,873
Go, go wait by the car.
844
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,251
Kid got a real
fuckin' attitude problem.
845
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,503
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
846
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,047
These little kids already have
the world bringing them down,
847
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,340
they don't need
you doing it too.
848
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,759
You really think you're better
than everyone else
849
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,511
because you played for
a professional sports team
850
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,804
over two decades ago?
851
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,639
It's like ever since you made
852
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,432
that stupid Hail Mary catch
in high school,
853
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,142
you've turned your back
on everybody
854
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,561
who ever helped you. Fuck you.
855
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,312
Helped me? Shit.
856
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,981
Ain't nobody help me!
857
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,608
I'm Jaycen Jennings.
I don't owe nobody shit.
858
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,569
I'm self-made!
859
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,046
(FAINT CROWD CHEERING)
860
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,301
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
861
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,972
- COACH: Man.
- Man, I love you, Coach.
862
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,056
COACH: I love you too, son.
863
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,850
Way to go, superstar.
864
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,435
- We did it.
- We did it.
865
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:35,728
You did it.
866
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,316
Jaycen?
867
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,527
What up, Coach Feis?
868
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,322
Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings.
869
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,491
Oh, man, good to see you, kid.
It's been way too long.
870
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,410
Yeah, it has been a minute, right?
871
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,454
It's been... 20 years, Jaycen.
872
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,332
Jaycen? What happened
to "superstar," Coach?
873
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:57,708
What's that?
874
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,251
Coach, you used
to call me superstar.
875
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,836
Did I? Hmm.
876
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,296
Coach, are you okay?
877
00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:03,756
Yeah, I'm all right.
What's wrong with you?
878
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,509
Get your ass in here, why
would I call you superstar?
879
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,178
What's all those F's
on your tracksuit for?
880
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,513
- Reminds me of my report card.
- (COACH FEIS CHUCKLES)
881
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,774
God damn, Coach,
882
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,402
this shit is exactly the way
it was when I was here.
883
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,154
Coach, you ain't never
really thought
884
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,114
about, like,
upgrading your shit?
885
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,783
No.
886
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:31,867
Like your TV.
887
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,994
This is a Zenith. The desk.
888
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,371
This raggedy-ass couch.
889
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:36,705
I love that couch.
890
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,123
Come on, Coach,
I used to cut class
891
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,792
and take naps
on that couch right there.
892
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:40,959
Look at it now.
893
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,587
Duct tape on it,
books holding up as a leg,
894
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,797
the shit is a mess.
895
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,882
You know what I think, Coach?
896
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,718
I think I should make
a phone call to Italy 2000
897
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,553
and get you
a brand-new couch up in here.
898
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,846
(CHUCKLES)
899
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,014
Get you spooned and groomed
one time.
900
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,265
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
901
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,892
No, no, forget about that.
What about you?
902
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,477
What you been up to
these past 20 years?
903
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,561
Shit.
904
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,772
Honestly, I'm here
905
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,440
because I don't know
what the fuck I'm doin'.
906
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,525
(SCOFFS)
907
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,276
That I see.
908
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,654
"I see"? Come on, Coach.
909
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,989
Now, you know, you the only
role model in my life.
910
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,242
Do you remember
what you were like
911
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,410
when you showed up here
912
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,787
first practice
of freshman year?
913
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,831
I don't know,
like a baller from the jump,
914
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,082
a diamond in the rough?
915
00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:22,042
Man, you were
a pain in the ass.
916
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,377
Come on, Coach,
see, that kinda talk
917
00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:24,503
with you just
dragging me like that,
918
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,796
how am I gonna
buy you a couch?
919
00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:27,339
You know what, Jaycen,
I appreciate it,
920
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:28,966
but you know what,
get off my couch, man. Fuck.
921
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,259
Hundreds of my players
922
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:31,510
have sat on that couch
right there,
923
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,803
and they've come in here
924
00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,388
and they've talked to me
about their lives
925
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:35,931
and their dreams
and their goals.
926
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,475
And you know
better than anyone
927
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:39,893
that kids from this area,
928
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,354
they're underdogs
in the world.
929
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,691
They grow up with
not one advantage in life.
930
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,943
And sometimes,
that door being open,
931
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,154
and that old couch
right there,
932
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:52,573
might've been the only safe
haven that those kids had.
933
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,616
So, when you come
and talk to me
934
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,535
about buying me
a new couch, yeah,
935
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,036
all right,
maybe I need a new couch,
936
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,955
because that one's
getting a little worn out.
937
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,584
But, to me, I'd prefer to give
that couch a little TLC.
938
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,461
- Just a little love.
- Oh, shit!
939
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,504
Oh, shit!
940
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:11,300
You Jedi mind-tricking
mothafucka, you, Coach.
941
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,468
I got it!
942
00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,219
You tellin' me
that just because
943
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,763
the kids that I'm coachin',
944
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:19,016
they may be raggedy and rough
around the edges and shit...
945
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,642
Wait a minute, man,
you're coaching?
946
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:23,103
But they require TLC.
947
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,190
And if I provide TLC,
they can be just as good
948
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,608
as any team
that's out there,
949
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:29,777
and that is the key
950
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,987
to becomin'
a mothafuckin' role model.
951
00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,697
I get you. I got you.
952
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,991
You the Gandhi of this
mothafuckin' coaching shit.
953
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,118
That's all I needed,
inspiration. I'm out.
954
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,329
(DOOR CLOSES)
955
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:42,539
THC is some shit. Wow.
956
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,957
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
- (ENGINE ROARING)
957
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,042
MAN: Crazy!
958
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,710
(TIRES SQUEALING)
959
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,634
BOY 1: He shouldn't
even be here.
960
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,471
BOY 2: I don't want nothing
to do with this guy.
961
00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:58,597
This guy sucks.
962
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,517
Wassup, wassup?
963
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,979
Oh, I see y'all little angry
about my tardiness.
964
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,649
Had that sick feeling
in the pit of your stomach
965
00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,025
of being abandoned again?
966
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,819
- DWAYNE: Yeah.
- Well, good.
967
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,655
That's just the way I want
you little assholes to feel.
968
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,156
BOY 3: Okay, what?
JAYCEN: Now, when I first
969
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,158
started coaching this team,
970
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,202
I ain't believe
in none of y'all.
971
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,662
Not even a li'l bit.
972
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,541
Until I got Jedi mind-tricked
into realizing
973
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,584
that I underestimated y'all.
974
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,294
Same way niggas did me.
975
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,172
- (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS)
- See, we the same.
976
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,465
We underdogs.
977
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,592
The dog underneath the dog
978
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,553
that's always getting
pissed and shitted on.
979
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,555
- Where's he getting at?
- But today,
980
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,348
I'm done pissing and shitting
on you kids.
981
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,392
Now, when I look at y'all now,
982
00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:46,812
I don't see
a bunch of assholes.
983
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,606
I see me,
in every last one of y'all.
984
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,109
It ain't no limits
to what y'all can do
985
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,611
with Jaycen Jennings
on the sideline,
986
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,489
coaching
and actually givin' a fuck.
987
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,701
BOY 4: Don't know
what that means.
988
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,203
That's it? (SCOFFS)
989
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,413
That's your big speech?
990
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,206
So, you're just gonna
991
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,250
stop peeing and pooping
all over us now?
992
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,753
Because you remember
that you were an underdog?
993
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,882
Well, couldn't have
said it better myself.
994
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,383
Corny as hell.
995
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,843
All right now, get your
asses up, let's warm up.
996
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:18,969
Let's go.
997
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,846
What y'all sitting around for?
Let's go!
998
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,264
Yeah, little mothafuckers.
999
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,557
- Warm up.
- TONY: Who's that guy?
1000
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,893
When Coach say, "Warm up,"
warm this mothafucker up!
1001
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:27,394
Let's go,
I'll pump that pistol
1002
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,937
- up in here. Come on, get it.
- BOYS: Go, go.
1003
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,522
Get it. You think it's a game?
1004
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,150
Boy, I'll lay your ass down
right up in here, right now.
1005
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:36,570
I will clear this whole
mothafuckin' field out.
1006
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,280
- DWAYNE: Go, go, go, go.
- Kareem?
1007
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,324
Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby?
1008
00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:42,743
Kareem, the fuck
is you doin' here, man?
1009
00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:44,745
Hey, I know you say you ain't
want me up here coaching
1010
00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,288
on a official capacity.
1011
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:47,456
But you know what I mean?
1012
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:48,999
I'm over here lingering
in the periphial.
1013
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,334
You feel me, cuz.
1014
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,710
You hear me,
I just wanted to come up here
1015
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,128
and drop
a few of them little gems
1016
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,796
on the knowledge that I have
1017
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,173
of the game. Hold up a minute.
1018
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,883
Man, you look like
you got a Pamper on!
1019
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,259
Pick that shit up!
1020
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,053
This how you gotta
talk to 'em.
1021
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,221
Hey, Cherise,
are you single, baby?
1022
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,514
- (CHUCKLES)
- CHERISE: Oh.
1023
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,308
- KAREEM: Oh, man.
- (CHERISE CHUCKLES)
1024
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:09,061
Nah, I'm just kidding,
I know my man, J, tryna smash.
1025
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,480
Check it out.
1026
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,190
This book right here
1027
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,317
gonna have y'all
running schemes like a pro.
1028
00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,361
Yo, you don't got
no trick plays up in here?
1029
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,571
We don't need
no goddamn trick plays.
1030
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,906
But they're so fun.
1031
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,324
Trick plays are dope
as fuck though.
1032
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,618
KAREEM: I like trick plays.
I really do,
1033
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,119
I love 'em.
I love trick plays.
1034
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,038
JAYCEN: Man, how the fuck
you get a playbook?
1035
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,207
I'm just saying,
ain't no tables of contents
1036
00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:32,250
- or nothing up in here, babe.
- Anyway,
1037
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,419
this book right here
took your boy,
1038
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,131
Jaycen Jennings, to superstar,
legendary status.
1039
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,842
You mean a washed-up loser
coaching peewee in Long Beach?
1040
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,260
Nah, I'm talking
about the nigga
1041
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,304
that had your momma
before she had you.
1042
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:45,764
(BOYS EXCLAIMING)
1043
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,182
Now learn the goddamn playbook
1044
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,600
- and quit playin' so much.
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1045
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,394
TRE: Hut.
TONY: Go.
1046
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,853
- (TONY GRUNTS)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1047
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,647
JAYCEN: Again.
Till we get it right.
1048
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,649
We not movin' on
to the next play
1049
00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:56,817
till y'all get
this shit right.
1050
00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:58,151
TRE: Hut.
1051
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,070
(BOYS GRUNTING)
1052
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,279
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1053
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,364
- God damn it, Tony.
- TRE: Hut.
1054
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:03,782
(BOYS GRUNT)
1055
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,242
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1056
00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:06,743
JAYCEN: Hand me that football.
1057
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:07,995
BOY: Oh, man.
1058
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,080
Hey, dawg, you ever touched
a titty before?
1059
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,623
- (TRE CHUCKLES)
- What?
1060
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,417
A titty. Have you ever
touched a titty before...
1061
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,543
- (BOYS LAUGH)
- Be quiet.
1062
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:15,919
You ever touch a titty before?
1063
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,087
Man, of course I have.
1064
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,214
So many titties, all sizes.
1065
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,674
A, triple A, double D.
1066
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,801
TRE: Man ain't never
touched no titty.
1067
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,386
Those are battery sizes.
1068
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,679
Man, yes, I have.
1069
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,347
Don't project your lack
of titty touching onto me.
1070
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,807
Come here, man,
let me talk to you.
1071
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:31,893
Look, this ball right here.
1072
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,603
That's your titty.
1073
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,813
You gotta hold it tight.
1074
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,398
'Cause everybody
wants your titty.
1075
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,066
Do I have consent
of touching the titty?
1076
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,317
What you just say?
1077
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,485
I'm not just
gonna touch a titty
1078
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,570
if it doesn't
wanna be touched.
1079
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,655
DWAYNE: Touching titties
without consent
1080
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,033
got my cousin
30 days in the county.
1081
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,159
Oh, that's nice.
1082
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,869
- Get your ass outta here.
- (DWAYNE CHUCKLES)
1083
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,412
You got my consent, okay?
1084
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:51,496
Nice!
1085
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,206
Let's run it again.
Let's run it.
1086
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:57,169
Hey, I like the titty thang,
keep the titty thang, cuz.
1087
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,463
- Fuck up.
- Keep that titty thang, cuz.
1088
00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,631
Back in it. Back on line.
Come on, y'all, run it again.
1089
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:02,716
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1090
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,761
The things you do in practice,
you'll do in the game.
1091
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,429
If you're sorry at practice,
1092
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:09,181
you're gonna be sorry
in the game.
1093
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,640
Let's go, on the hop.
1094
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,934
- (GRUNTS)
- The fuck was that?
1095
00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,061
Come on, get it right.
1096
00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:15,437
- Yo!
- JAYCEN: Get it together.
1097
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,522
- One more time. Again.
- (GRUNTS)
1098
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,066
- God damn it.
- KAREEM: Oh!
1099
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,609
JAYCEN: No butter finger
anymore.
1100
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:22,110
- Ooh!
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1101
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,278
- (GRUNTS)
- KAREEM: Oh!
1102
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,863
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- What the fuck?
1103
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,240
That's why I can't stand
your little ass.
1104
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,992
- Hey!
- JAYCEN: Come on, defense.
1105
00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:30,285
Make it look like something,
let's go!
1106
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,369
TRE: Hut.
1107
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,662
(BOYS GRUNT)
1108
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,331
- KAREEM: Oh!
- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
1109
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,541
Little mothafucker came
outta nowhere like a ghost.
1110
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,168
- Yeah!
- JAYCEN: See right there?
1111
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,461
Everybody on the team
need to be hitting
1112
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,254
like this right here.
1113
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,256
Hey, your new name is Ghost.
1114
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,133
I see you in there.
1115
00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:47,385
Little homie, let me
talk to you, come here.
1116
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,387
Let's huddle up,
little mothafuckers.
1117
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,181
Look, you can't be
the tiniest mothafucker
1118
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,433
on the team
and the softest, man.
1119
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,060
Quick question, real quick.
1120
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,728
Who's your favorite character
on Game of Thrones?
1121
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,230
Wait, what?
1122
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,232
Do you like the midget
who drinks the wine?
1123
00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,192
The tall blonde
with the sword?
1124
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:03,944
Or the sister-fucker
with the iron hand?
1125
00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:05,362
Oh, my God!
1126
00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,613
- Coach, you're a fan...
- Uh-uh-uh-uh...
1127
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,950
Shut the fuck up.
It's between me and you.
1128
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,452
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry.
1129
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,746
I feel like I've always had
a thing for the dragons.
1130
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,081
So, I guess Drogon.
1131
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,874
Yeah, definitely Drogon.
1132
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,292
He's so badass
and everyone's afraid...
1133
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,336
That's what I'm looking for
right there.
1134
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,671
You take that spirit
to the field
1135
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,089
and you go full-on Drogon.
1136
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,799
I want you flying around
and burning up shit,
1137
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,218
and make 'em respect your
fire-breathing dragon ass.
1138
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:30,971
- You hear me?
- Yes, Coach! (ROARS)
1139
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,974
I don't know what kinda
inspirational bullshit
1140
00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:35,559
y'all working on over there,
1141
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:38,145
but his goofy, nerdy ass
gonna always be a bitch.
1142
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:39,771
Tre, I'm fuckin' you up.
1143
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,189
- Come on, run it. Run it.
- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
1144
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,108
Hey, pick it up,
you little fat mothafucker,
1145
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,192
pick it up!
1146
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,443
Damn.
1147
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,279
- You not going pro.
- (BOYS GROANING)
1148
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,655
Right now you sorry.
1149
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,700
I'm sorry I'm coaching you
sorry mothafuckers. Let's go.
1150
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,036
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
If the ball hits your hand,
1151
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,205
you're supposed to pick it up.
Y'all know the rule.
1152
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,415
Yell bingo on the pick.
1153
00:40:58,415 --> 00:40:59,916
- TRE: Go!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1154
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,585
JAYCEN: Oh, pick that up.
KAREEM: Oh!
1155
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:03,420
JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE)
God damn it, sticky fingers.
1156
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,046
Run it one more time.
Let me see
1157
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,756
if this mothafucker
can get it right. Let's go.
1158
00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:08,717
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Let's make a play, pretty boy.
1159
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:09,885
KAREEM: Come on,
what the fuck is that?
1160
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,469
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Hey, pretty boy!
1161
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,679
- You!
- DWAYNE: Me?
1162
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,847
Bring your ass over here!
1163
00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,433
You missing pass after pass,
1164
00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:17,934
you got on
all this sweet-ass shit.
1165
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,311
KAREEM: I dig this.
1166
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,146
You know what,
every time you fuck up,
1167
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,148
we taking off
some of that swag you got on.
1168
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,524
And come to think of it,
1169
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,276
you always talkin'
that knockoff shit,
1170
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:27,694
but you the only mothafucker
out here wearing fake shit.
1171
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,904
- Me?
- JAYCEN: Yeah, you.
1172
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,030
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.
1173
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,448
Well, we know what
1174
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:32,532
- you talkin' about. Yeah!
- Hey, hey, quit playin'.
1175
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,700
Nah, ain't no "quit playin'."
1176
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:34,951
The next time
you come out here
1177
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,578
acting like a fake-ass rapper,
1178
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,747
and you can't back it up
out on the field,
1179
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,498
we gonna kick your little ass
off the field.
1180
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,000
- Ain't that right, Coach J?
- That's a fact.
1181
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,460
You outta here.
Now get on over there, man.
1182
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,753
DWAYNE: Damn!
1183
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:45,962
Stop acting like you got
a album coming out!
1184
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,298
JAYCEN: Bingo.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1185
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:49,799
- (KAREEM GROANS)
- Come here, something else.
1186
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,843
- Bring that shit to me.
- KAREEM: Run it, run it.
1187
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,094
JAYCEN: Took a long time
putting this shit on,
1188
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,304
now take it off.
1189
00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,139
There it go, right
in your hands. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
1190
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,849
Bring your sorry ass over
here. I need the wristband.
1191
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,100
KAREEM: Come on,
whip out of 'em.
1192
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,644
JAYCEN: It gonna look good
on me. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
1193
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:01,811
Uh-uh, he needs something too,
1194
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,563
he wanna go to the club,
give me that armband.
1195
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:05,440
KAREEM: You gonna learn today.
Thank you.
1196
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,442
JAYCEN: (BLOWS WHISTLE)
Take the helmet off,
1197
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,069
I want that durag.
Take it off.
1198
00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:10,403
KAREEM: We just here
to take it, baby.
1199
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:11,529
JAYCEN: Keep fuckin' up,
you're gonna be
1200
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,864
- naked out here.
- (DWAYNE GRUNTS)
1201
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,866
I'mma take them beads out his
mothafuckin' head next time.
1202
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,452
Let's go. With your
Stevie-Wonder-looking ass.
1203
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,204
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1204
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,207
Hey!
1205
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,667
- Jaycen.
- What up?
1206
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,336
A few of the kids
need a ride home.
1207
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,880
Any way I can trust you
to get them home safely?
1208
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,132
No fucking way. I'm not finna
1209
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,634
have those little dirty-ass
booger eaters
1210
00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:34,386
fuckin' up
my midnight black leather.
1211
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:36,304
Jaycen, I have to go to work.
1212
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,848
And your players
need their coach
1213
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,225
to give them a ride home.
1214
00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:42,185
Can you do that,
1215
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,270
Coach?
1216
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,356
Sure.
Anything for the children.
1217
00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:50,277
Fuck that leather.
It's only cow, right?
1218
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,363
Yep.
1219
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,740
(BLESSED BY SHENSEEA
AND TYGA PLAYING)
1220
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:00,078
You got this
grandpa black interior?
1221
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,247
- This shit is trash.
- (DWAYNE CHUCKLES)
1222
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,582
Yo, Coach, you dropping me off
first, right?
1223
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,709
I gotta piss.
1224
00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,252
Nah, forget that. Hold it.
1225
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,336
I can't.
1226
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:11,339
'Cause you got
a little-ass dick.
1227
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,799
Hey! What's that gotta do
with anything?
1228
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,343
The bigger your dick,
the longer you can hold it.
1229
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,761
DWAYNE:
That makes sense to me.
1230
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,264
I'm pretty sure that's not
how penises work.
1231
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,182
Hey, hey, hey,
enough with that shit, man.
1232
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,059
That's all y'all wanna talk
about is dicks and shit.
1233
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,894
Shut the fuck up
and talk about some girls
1234
00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,521
or fuckin' cartoons
or something.
1235
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:28,815
Little dick say what?
1236
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,775
- What?
- You said what.
1237
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,153
- (BOYS EXCLAIMING)
- We got him.
1238
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:34,446
DWAYNE: That's the oldest
trick in the book.
1239
00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:35,780
TRE: Okay.
1240
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,158
With your Squid Game
lookin' ass.
(BOYS LAUGH)
1241
00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,492
All right,
see you later, Tony.
1242
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,618
TONY: See you, guys.
TRE: Bye, Tony.
1243
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,120
- GARY: See ya.
- Hey, Tony.
1244
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,705
You're gonna just leave
your shit in my car?
1245
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,874
Uh, I'll just pick it up
from you next practice.
1246
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,584
- (DWAYNE CHUCKLES)
- See you, Coach.
1247
00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,044
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- What was that about?
1248
00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:51,129
His parents think
he at Mathletes practice.
1249
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,589
What the fuck is a Mathlete?
1250
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,841
Only the coolest
after-school club
1251
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,260
with the cleverest
play on words ever.
1252
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,055
I hate you so much.
1253
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,682
GARY: Hate the player.
Wait, no. Hate the game.
1254
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,892
JAYCEN: Hate the player,
not the game.
1255
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,643
TRE: Not the game. (CHUCKLES)
1256
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,437
(BLESSED BY SHENSEEA
AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING)
1257
00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:11,191
DWAYNE: Thanks for the ride.
Hey, it's cool right here.
1258
00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:13,234
My house is, like,
right down the street.
1259
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,153
Come on, Dwayne,
it's raining outside.
1260
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,571
I can't leave you
out here like that.
1261
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,864
Nah, nah, it's cool.
1262
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:20,075
I'mma just, um,
pop up in there
1263
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:21,785
and cop me
some kickstarter cleat.
1264
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,204
Okay.
1265
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,248
All right.
You get that.
1266
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,545
(DOOR CLOSES)
1267
00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,297
(CHUCKLES)
1268
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,007
(BLESSED BY SHENSEEA
AND TYGA CONTINUES PLAYING)
1269
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,759
And we lit tonight,
don't worry 'bout tomorrow
1270
00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,886
When she with me, she feel
like she hit the lotto
1271
00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,930
And when I walk out,
the tings, they gon' follow
1272
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,306
- Bitch, I'm the
- Best
1273
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:46,393
Best, best, best,
best, best, best
1274
00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:49,104
Way too blessed,
blessed, blessed, blessed
1275
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:50,772
Blessed, blessed, blessed
1276
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,148
Bitch, I'm the best
1277
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,859
Best, best, best,
best, best, best
1278
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,403
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah!
1279
00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:57,529
JAYCEN: All right, y'all.
1280
00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,656
You got pro caliber plays.
1281
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,367
A hell of a coach/role model.
1282
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,244
(CHUCKLES) And now...
1283
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:06,955
you got these.
1284
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,665
- DWAYNE: Hey, that's crazy!
- (BOYS EXCLAIMING)
1285
00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:11,418
- GARY: Look at those helmets.
- Whoa!
1286
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,296
Yeah, $10,000 jerseys
for y'all.
1287
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,714
Are you tryna buy us off now?
1288
00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:19,551
- Shit, I ain't mad at it.
- JAYCEN: Thank you.
1289
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,010
Drogon.
1290
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,054
- BOY: Ooh!
- House of Dragons style.
1291
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,597
- No way!
- JAYCEN: Pretty boy.
1292
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,349
Now you look the part
1293
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,600
- and you can play the part.
- Okay.
1294
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,935
My favorite, Titties.
1295
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,313
- (ALL CHUCKLING)
- The mysterious Ghost.
1296
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,482
And this one for you,
Superstar.
1297
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,693
And let's see who else we got.
1298
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,655
So, is there a reason
why the word "Underdoggs"
1299
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,323
has two Gs in it?
1300
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:43,408
Two Gs?
1301
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,951
KAREEM: Yeah!
1302
00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,286
- I got the two Gs right here.
- (DOGS BARKING)
1303
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:47,370
- TONY: Shit!
- (BOYS CLAMORING)
1304
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,208
- Meet Killa and Skrilla!
- (BARKING)
1305
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,627
Two dogs for two Gs.
You get it?
1306
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,421
Kareem, what the fuck
is you doing?
1307
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,755
I found 'em chained up
1308
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,424
in the back
of the Wienerschnitzel.
1309
00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:00,842
Get these fuckin' dogs
outta here,
1310
00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:01,926
I'm tryna coach football.
1311
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,720
The dogs like football too.
1312
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,680
- (DOG BARKS, GROWLS)
- Man, have a heart.
1313
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,931
(CHAMPION BY BOOK
& HAVIAH MIGHTY PLAYS)
1314
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:16,232
I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?
1315
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:19,486
JAYCEN: Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm talking about.
1316
00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:21,029
Look the part,
you play the part.
1317
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,031
The way y'all look right now,
I see no excuse
1318
00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:24,407
for the Underdoggs
not to go out there
1319
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,326
and get our first mothafuckin'
win of the season.
1320
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:28,453
BOYS: Yeah! Yeah!
1321
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,039
Let's go. Underdoggs, on me,
"Underdoggs" on three. One...
1322
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,582
Let's just get that shit
over with.
1323
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,501
Damn, I'mma have to carry
your asses anyway.
1324
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:36,294
- (BOYS PROTESTING)
- GARY: Hater.
1325
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,463
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
1326
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,298
KAREEM: Let's make a play.
1327
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,926
Do you understand
what you got goin' on here?
1328
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,261
- We are fuckin' losers.
- Hey!
1329
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,346
KAREEM: Losers.
TRE: Hut!
1330
00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,724
- Get it off! Get it off!
- TONY: Here!
1331
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,184
JAYCEN: Get it off! Let it go!
1332
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,312
- What are you doing?
- BOTH: Throw the ball!
1333
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,564
Stop being a fuckin' hotdog,
throw the ball.
1334
00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,316
- (PLAYERS GRUNT)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1335
00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,567
KAREEM: What the hell's
wrong with you?
1336
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,319
Your daddy
should've pulled out.
1337
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,529
- Coach, come on.
- TRE: Hut.
1338
00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,113
JAYCEN:
Yo, make the play, Gary.
1339
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,573
- (GARY SCREAMS)
- KAREEM: What you doing?
1340
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,116
- What you doing?
- God damn it!
1341
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,284
(PLAYERS GRUNT)
1342
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,161
Oh, my God!
He did it again.
1343
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,121
TONY: Here! Here!
JAYCEN: Hit that shit.
1344
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:13,748
TONY: Throw the ball!
1345
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,375
JAYCEN:
Give him the ball, Tre.
1346
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,585
- Throw the goddamn ball!
- KAREEM: Oh, man!
1347
00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:20,046
You're a hardheaded-ass
quarterback.
1348
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,589
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1349
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,466
- Let's go, baby.
- Hey!
1350
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,468
Come on, little asshole.
Run the goddamn play.
1351
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,553
TRE: Set.
1352
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,972
Hut!
1353
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,141
Tony, hit that shit.
God damn!
1354
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:33,810
What the fuck
is you doing, Tre?
1355
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,353
BEARS PLAYER: I got him!
1356
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,771
Fuck!
1357
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,356
Hey, man. That was supposed
to be a handoff.
1358
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,024
You think I'd ever
hand it off to you?
1359
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,150
- Screw you!
- TRE: The fuck!
1360
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,695
- TONY: Get off me!
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
1361
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:44,946
KAREEM: What're y'all doin'?
1362
00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:47,949
TONY: Fight for real, man!
1363
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:49,033
GARY: Watch it!
1364
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,702
- Come here, come here.
- TRE: Back up!
1365
00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:51,995
What's your problem?
1366
00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:54,372
Get off of me!
Let me go!
1367
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,999
Bro, man, let me go.
1368
00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:58,001
This shit ends right here
and right mothafuckin' now.
1369
00:47:58,001 --> 00:47:59,502
I've been givin'
your little ass a pass
1370
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,087
'cause you Cherise's kid
and all,
1371
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:03,131
but you're making it difficult
as fuck right now
1372
00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,800
for me and your teammates,
and we sick of your shit.
1373
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,968
Man, fuck you!
1374
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,886
And my teammates, everybody!
1375
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,680
I don't owe nobody shit.
1376
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,015
I'm self-made.
1377
00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,522
You sound just like me.
1378
00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:20,857
TRE: I ain't nothing like you.
1379
00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:22,525
You're a washed-up loser.
1380
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,947
Yeah. You're right.
1381
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:29,824
I am.
1382
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,244
You wanna know
how I became a loser?
1383
00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:36,831
By doing the same dumbass shit
you doing right now.
1384
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,045
No wonder why nobody wanted
to fuckin' play with me.
1385
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,005
Shit is fuckin' irritating.
1386
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:46,424
You know something
though, Tre?
1387
00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,135
If you really wanna
win a game,
1388
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,137
stop pushing away
1389
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,139
all the mothafuckers
that's on your team.
1390
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,559
But if you ultimately
wanna become a loser,
1391
00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:02,398
keep doing the same
dumbass shit that I did.
1392
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,567
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)
1393
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,426
Remember when in Season 3,
when Khaleesi burns
1394
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,636
the slaver's village
to the ground?
1395
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,012
BOY: What is he talking about?
1396
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,806
Oh, my God. You're a fan?
1397
00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:37,100
Make them bend
their mothafuckin' knee.
1398
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,559
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
1399
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:39,644
All right?
1400
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,562
And you,
1401
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:42,897
take care of that titty.
1402
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,190
- Yeah, your titty, man.
- TRE: All right?
1403
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,316
"Underdoggs" on three.
One, two, three.
1404
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,609
- Underdoggs!
- ALL: Underdoggs!
1405
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,113
- Come on, Tre.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1406
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,864
Stop fighting.
Run the goddamn play.
1407
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:53,908
TRE: Set.
1408
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,535
Down.
1409
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:56,911
Hut!
1410
00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,956
GARY: Dracarys!
1411
00:49:59,956 --> 00:50:01,416
(GARY ROARING)
1412
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,667
- JAYCEN: Good block, Gary!
- Yes, yes, yes!
1413
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,210
Go, Tony, go!
1414
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,586
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1415
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,130
- Oh, oh.
- JAYCEN: God damn it,
1416
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:08,589
good move! Good shit, baby!
1417
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:11,008
(CHEERING)
1418
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,427
ESA: Whoo!
1419
00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:13,928
Hold them titties.
Tony, hold them titties.
1420
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,680
This is my titty,
this is my titty!
1421
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,223
- To the house, to the house!
- This is my titty!
1422
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,433
- To the mothafuckin' house!
- This is my titty,
1423
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:19,475
- this is my titty!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1424
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,685
- CHERISE: Yeah!
- Yeah!
1425
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:21,894
REFEREE: Touchdown!
1426
00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:23,688
- Yes!
- Yeah!
1427
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,690
TONY: That's what
I'm talking about, man.
1428
00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,735
BOTH: Hey, hey, whoo,
1429
00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:31,654
- whoo, hee, hee, yay!
- The two Js?
1430
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,323
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Excessive celebration.
1431
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,616
- 15-yard penalty...
- Fuck you, ref!
1432
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,326
- ...enforced on the kickoff.
- We don't give a fuck.
1433
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,828
Underdoggs celebrate,
get used to it.
1434
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,413
We'll be back. Let's go!
1435
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,832
Yo, Tre, shake that shit!
1436
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:45,168
(MAKE WAY FOR THE KING
BY OHANA BAM PLAYING)
1437
00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,794
- Yes, yes, go to the house!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1438
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,296
Good shit! Yeah!
1439
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,300
- ALL: Hey, hey, hey!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1440
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,593
Eff your flag.
Let's go!
1441
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:55,344
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
1442
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,763
Good block. Yes, sir!
1443
00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,557
Make the play. Go!
1444
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,892
- Let's go!
- REFEREE: Touchdown!
1445
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,226
(PLAYERS GRUNT)
1446
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,061
JAYCEN: To the house!
To the house!
1447
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:05,730
Great run, Gary.
1448
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,691
TONY: This is my titty!
1449
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,860
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Way to go, Tony!
1450
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,612
REFEREE: Touchdown!
JAYCEN: Fuck yeah!
1451
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,657
That's what I'm talking about.
Teamwork make a dream work.
1452
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,951
(CROWD CHEERING)
1453
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,661
Good shit, Superstar.
1454
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,330
- GARY: Yeah!
- Yeah, whatever.
1455
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,873
You're still
a washed-up loser.
1456
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,210
CHERISE: Come here.
1457
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,045
Come here!
1458
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,964
I used to run track, you know,
that's why you fast like that.
1459
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,132
(LAUGHS)
1460
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,888
(MERRY GO ROUND
BY CHOC PLAYING)
1461
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,060
DWAYNE: Good game today,
Coach. Thanks for the ride.
1462
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,145
This cool.
1463
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,897
Thanks, Coach.
1464
00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:49,732
I'mma just pop up
in here and cop
1465
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,526
- me some new shoes real quick.
- Me some new shoes real quick.
1466
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,195
Man, no, you not.
1467
00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,448
Hmm. You know,
when I was your age,
1468
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,409
this store
used to be 7-Eleven.
1469
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,370
And every day
the school bus dropped me off,
1470
00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:03,955
I race up in that mothafucker,
1471
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,623
get me some Swishers
or some condoms or whatever,
1472
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,167
but I never actually
bought anything.
1473
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,670
I was just puttin' on a front,
1474
00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,047
so nobody'd see me
walkin' home
1475
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,674
to that trailer park
around the corner.
1476
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:16,342
(SCOFFS)
1477
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:18,010
The trailer park
around the corner?
1478
00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:21,097
Damn, I didn't even know that.
1479
00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:22,723
Come on, cuz, are you crazy?
1480
00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,267
You tell everybody
on the team that you gonna
1481
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,601
get you a new pair of shoes
every day.
1482
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,145
You think we don't recognize
1483
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,772
when you never show up
with none?
1484
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,526
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
1485
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,945
It's just... (SIGHS)
1486
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,574
It's kinda embarrassing
to be the brokest kid
1487
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,534
on a team of broke-ass kids.
1488
00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:43,494
Ain't nothin'
to be embarrassed about.
1489
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,663
The best underdog stories
1490
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:49,166
start out just like
me and you. You feel me?
1491
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,546
You used to live
in a trailer park too?
1492
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,798
Lot 4, unit C.
1493
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:57,967
That was me.
1494
00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:02,722
All right, Coach.
1495
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,099
You can just take me home.
1496
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,394
(JAYCEN CHUCKLES)
1497
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,354
Nah, think I got
a better idea.
1498
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,939
(EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS)
1499
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,025
PLAYER 1: Set! Hut!
KAREEM: Let's go, let's go.
1500
00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,234
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up.
1501
00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:17,945
KAREEM: Defense!
DWAYNE: Bingo!
1502
00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,198
Pick that shit up, Dwayne,
to the mothafuckin' house!
1503
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,533
- Yes!
- Go! Go! Go!
1504
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,618
JAYCEN: Yes! Yes!
1505
00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,702
- Yes!
- Yeah!
1506
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,786
Yes, way to go, Dwayne!
1507
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,538
(EXCITING MUSIC CONTINUES)
1508
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,248
Yeah! Pretty Boy!
1509
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,752
Turns out, bein' an incredible
1510
00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:33,836
- role model...
- Yeah!
1511
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:36,464
...well, that shit is easy
as a mothafucker.
1512
00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:38,633
Just be real
about who you are,
1513
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:41,344
and suddenly
all of them kids you inspired,
1514
00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:43,429
they gonna show the world
who they really be.
1515
00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,555
MAN: Tony?
1516
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,059
Mom, Dad.
1517
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,435
What are you guys doing here?
1518
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,437
We just got a call
from a man named Jaycen.
1519
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,981
He said he was your coach
and that you had a game today?
1520
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,404
Fuck it.
1521
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,239
I haven't been going
to Mathletes practice, okay?
1522
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,200
I never even signed up
for that stupid club.
1523
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,826
I play football.
1524
00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:07,161
I love football.
1525
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,829
I'm actually
pretty good at it.
1526
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,290
Even though I still fumble,
which I'm improving on,
1527
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,959
especially if I imagine
the ball is a titty.
1528
00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,963
I know you're super mad
at me right now,
1529
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:19,173
but if you could just not be
and let me play,
1530
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,008
that would be really dope, okay?
1531
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:25,554
Are you still gonna get
straight A's in school?
1532
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,682
Yeah.
1533
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,771
Okay. Have fun.
1534
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,314
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1535
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,401
JAYCEN: Inspired
not to be little bitches
1536
00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:40,069
in front of their parents.
1537
00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:43,197
Does his jersey say "Titties"?
1538
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:44,281
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1539
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:46,117
JAYCEN: Inspired
to shock the world.
1540
00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:47,702
PLAYER: Set! Hut!
1541
00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:49,704
JAYCEN: Let's go, defense.
Let's go!
1542
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,706
(GRUNTS)
1543
00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,040
Yes! Way to go, Ghost!
1544
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,209
Go! Hit that shit!
1545
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:57,128
- (GRUNTS)
- Yes! Good shit!
1546
00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,672
Make the play!
1547
00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:01,882
- Hit it, Ghost!
- (GRUNTS)
1548
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,426
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Yes!
1549
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:05,136
- (TEAM CHEERING)
- (PLAYER GROANING)
1550
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,555
- (CHEERING STOPS)
- WOMAN: Get outta here!
1551
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:15,104
- She's a girl! (SCREAMS)
- She's a girl.
1552
00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:16,439
(CHERISE AND ESA
LAUGH EXCITEDLY)
1553
00:55:16,439 --> 00:55:18,107
Oh, shit!
1554
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,275
Fantastic.
1555
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:20,901
ESA: Gary! I love you, baby,
1556
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,612
but Momma's got a new
favorite player. Yes, ma'am!
1557
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,364
(CHERISE AND ESA SQUEAL)
1558
00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,908
You can let your hair down
now, baby girl.
1559
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,326
TEAM: Yeah!
1560
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,786
(TEAM CHEERS AND LAUGHS)
1561
00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,832
So, to all you selfish
assholes out there,
1562
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,500
just keep it real.
1563
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,085
And if you do that,
1564
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:40,379
then you can become
an inspiration,
1565
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,631
just like I did.
1566
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,050
(FRIENDS & FAMILY
BY THE ISLEY BROTHER PLAYING)
1567
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,926
Break out the food
and the drinks
1568
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,637
- It's gonna be a party
- Well
1569
00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,931
Turn up the music real loud
1570
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:53,017
- Invite everybody
- Well
1571
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,728
Go right 'head and smoke
and play some cards
1572
00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:58,064
- Just make yourself at home
- Yeah
1573
00:55:58,064 --> 00:56:00,524
It's okay to take
somebody's hand
1574
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:03,235
And get your groove on
1575
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:05,404
- We're all up in here
- Woah
1576
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,865
- Timing couldn't be better
- Yeah
1577
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:11,410
I love to see my people
come together
1578
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:14,121
- Talkin' 'bout friends
- Yeah
1579
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,916
- Friends
- Oh, and family
1580
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:20,503
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
1581
00:56:20,503 --> 00:56:23,130
I'm talkin' 'bout friends
1582
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,550
Friends and family
1583
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:30,721
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh
1584
00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:33,265
Now everyone is getting along
1585
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,433
- Yeah
- The feeling in here
1586
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:36,227
- Is so awesome
- Well
1587
00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:38,854
Why don't we just go on
and call this party
1588
00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:41,482
- A world reunion?
- Yeah
1589
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,526
- We're all up in here
- Woah-oh
1590
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:44,819
Timing couldn't be better
1591
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,570
JAYCEN: Here's
my hot wheel collection.
1592
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,905
CHERISE: Do you need
to add a few more?
1593
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,365
JAYCEN: Probably about
five or six more.
1594
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:51,617
- Yeah, I would say so.
- (CHUCKLES)
1595
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,910
- I was kidding.
- Oh.
1596
00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:55,079
That...
1597
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:56,789
Is that Big Shirley?
1598
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,165
JAYCEN: Yeah,
you know damn well
1599
00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,416
I wasn't gonna
get rid of Big Shirley.
1600
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,793
Wait, is it actually
the same car
1601
00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:01,961
from high school or did you...
1602
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:05,965
It is the exact same car
that me and you used to...
1603
00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:07,383
Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it.
1604
00:57:07,383 --> 00:57:09,593
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1605
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,804
So many memories in this car.
1606
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,222
Oh, wow.
1607
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:14,515
Cherise, do you realize
1608
00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:16,433
this is the first time
in so many years
1609
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,435
that me and you have actually
been in a room alone?
1610
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,479
Don't be nasty now.
1611
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,772
I'm just saying.
1612
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,941
We can finally talk.
Get caught up.
1613
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,360
Talk about the things
you've been doing.
1614
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,405
You know, places you've been.
1615
00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:32,199
The men you've been with
after I broke up with you.
1616
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,702
(CHUCKLES)
1617
00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:36,370
I still find it hilarious
to this day
1618
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,997
that you think
you broke up with me.
1619
00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:39,081
'Cause I did.
1620
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,457
You didn't though.
1621
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,001
But, you know what,
you're too much
1622
00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:44,128
of a insufferable egomaniac
to admit it, so...
1623
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,880
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
1624
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,007
Okay. Hypothetically,
1625
00:57:48,007 --> 00:57:50,426
let's say if I was to say it
for the first time, out loud,
1626
00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:53,637
that you did actually
break up with me,
1627
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,806
what would you say?
1628
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:03,606
I'd say that was
a really hard time for me.
1629
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:06,609
I was so proud of you
1630
00:58:06,609 --> 00:58:08,360
and everything
you accomplished, but
1631
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,322
I had my own goals and dreams,
1632
00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:13,240
and I couldn't spend
the rest of my life
1633
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,867
being your plus-one.
1634
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:17,536
And for the record,
I told you all of that.
1635
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:20,831
But all you just kept saying
was, I was...
1636
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,376
jealous of your shine.
1637
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,671
Which was, you know,
1638
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,548
hurtful.
1639
00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:32,509
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1640
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,345
Hypothetically.
(CLEARS THROAT)
1641
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,267
Anyways, um,
1642
00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:43,312
I really should go
check on the kids.
1643
00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,110
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
1644
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,278
DWAYNE: Hold on,
watch this, watch this.
1645
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,905
GARY: No,
give me a second time.
1646
00:58:52,905 --> 00:58:54,907
One more time, one more time.
One more time, one more.
1647
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:56,951
(CHUCKLES)
1648
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,410
Ayo, Ghost, do we have to,
1649
00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,870
like, not use words
like "bitch"
1650
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,288
- when we're around you?
- DWAYNE: Dude.
1651
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,623
Or "titties," I mean,
1652
00:59:02,623 --> 00:59:04,124
I gotta be able
to say "titties," right?
1653
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,001
Bro, you're making this
so weird right now.
1654
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,087
You're makin' it weird
by sayin' I'm makin' it weird.
1655
00:59:08,087 --> 00:59:09,380
Yo, you are all
making this weird.
1656
00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:12,091
So, stop being such bitches.
Jeez.
1657
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:13,884
- Who she say that to?
- TONY: Whatever.
1658
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,177
TRE: Man, nobody listens
to her, for real.
1659
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:17,638
GARY: Yo, what's she doing?
1660
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,350
TONY: Bro, she's drinking.
1661
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,602
GARY: No way!
1662
00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:24,937
She just drunk it.
1663
00:59:24,937 --> 00:59:26,647
She's gonna end up
like Kareem, bro.
1664
00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:27,940
(BURPS)
1665
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,776
(CHUCKLES)
1666
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:31,860
What?
1667
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,114
Say what?
1668
00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:36,907
(EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
1669
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:39,285
(UPBEAT HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
1670
00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:41,704
(BOYS YELL)
1671
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:46,709
(SHOUTING)
1672
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:48,961
(ALL SHOUT)
1673
00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,879
(ALL CHANTING)
1674
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,472
(SHOUTING)
1675
01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,853
Cherise, let me holla
at you real quick.
1676
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,606
Look,
1677
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,442
I know this is probably coming
way too late,
1678
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,902
but, um, just so you know,
1679
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,071
every girl I was with
after you,
1680
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,906
I thought about you
the whole time.
1681
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,660
(SMACKS LIPS, INHALES SHARPLY)
1682
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:22,745
That's disturbing.
1683
01:00:22,745 --> 01:00:24,079
And a little flattering.
1684
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:25,622
No.
1685
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,249
- (CHUCKLES)
- Not even a little.
1686
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,626
Nah, but, uh, either way,
1687
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,211
I'm sorry.
1688
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,506
For pushing you away
and not supporting you.
1689
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,675
For real.
1690
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:37,760
Thank you.
1691
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,346
Means a lot.
1692
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,934
- Questions.
- Mm-hmm.
1693
01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,311
Wha... Who is that?
1694
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,771
That's Two-J's,
what do you mean?
1695
01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:50,606
- (LAUGHS)
- What? That's me, baby.
1696
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,317
I mean, I don't remember
the booty being like...
1697
01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,277
What, that's me,
what are you talkin' about?
1698
01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,988
I mean, I wish.
No, I mean...
1699
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,448
You wish that
my thing was like that?
1700
01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:01,658
(LAUGHS) No, I mean,
I shouldn't even be...
1701
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:02,743
Where are the kids?
1702
01:01:03,202 --> 01:01:04,953
GARY: Oh, I see a goldfish.
1703
01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:06,413
I'mma try and hit it.
1704
01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,625
DWAYNE: Yo, watch your aim!
TRE: Oh, shit. My bad, bro.
1705
01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:11,085
Oh, my God!
1706
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:12,586
(GHOST GASPS)
1707
01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:15,255
I know y'all not pissin'
in my mothafuckin' pool
1708
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:16,757
with y'all little drunk asses.
1709
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:19,218
Everybody out the pool. Now!
1710
01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:21,011
You heard what she said,
get the fuck out my pool
1711
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,429
- with your little drunk asses.
- I saw you peeing.
1712
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,807
You're all grounded.
I expected way more. Way more.
1713
01:01:24,807 --> 01:01:26,683
Kareem, nigga,
wake your ass up!
1714
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,061
Ahhh! Sorry, Momma!
1715
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,437
Cuz, the kids been drinkin'.
1716
01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:32,314
Come on, dawg, don't go there.
1717
01:01:32,314 --> 01:01:34,858
We used to dip our blunts
in lighter fluid.
1718
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,276
That's basically PCP.
1719
01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,528
Don't go there,
talkin' 'bout "Kareem."
1720
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:41,448
Their parents gonna whoop
their ass anyway.
1721
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,200
JAYCEN: I wanna
dedicate this episode
1722
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,119
to the Honorable Judge Tara.
1723
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,079
- Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1724
01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:48,580
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Who knew my calling
1725
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,665
even before I did.
1726
01:01:49,665 --> 01:01:51,542
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
1727
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:52,960
Who would've thought
1728
01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:55,170
that pickin' up dog shit
would be so enlightening.
1729
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,547
Looks like that bus
1730
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:57,840
knocked some sense
into that head of yours.
1731
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,425
JAYCEN: Yeah! Take 'em out!
1732
01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:00,843
Go! Go!
1733
01:02:00,843 --> 01:02:02,636
- Weak-ass coaches.
- Damn it!
1734
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,971
Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all,
1735
01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,097
Underdoggs, nigga,
what's happenin'?
1736
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,307
It's a beautiful day
to see my brother,
1737
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:09,017
Two-J's, drop his ego,
1738
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,269
and commit to coaching
1739
01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,354
these little brothers
and sisters like no other.
1740
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:14,189
And today, we celebrate
with our favorite food!
1741
01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:15,315
What we eatin', y'all?
1742
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,609
TEAM: Raising Cane's!
1743
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,236
So I wanna give
a double shoutout
1744
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,155
to my main man, Todd Graves,
for makin' it happen.
1745
01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:23,365
The CEO, Todd,
what's happenin', baby?
1746
01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:24,950
- Yeah!
- (ALL CHEERING)
1747
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,453
JAYCEN: The Underdoggs
keep improving
1748
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:28,745
and they keep on winning.
1749
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:29,955
REFEREE: Touchdown!
1750
01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:31,123
JAYCEN: Celebrate,
God damn it!
1751
01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:32,875
TONY: This is my titty!
1752
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,335
JAYCEN: And Titties hasn't
dropped the ball once.
1753
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:36,503
GARY: Dracarys!
1754
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,713
JAYCEN: Check this out.
1755
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,215
These little assholes have
a bigger fanbase than me.
1756
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,217
(CHUCKLES)
Can you believe that?
1757
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,344
I mean, how desperate
is this man for attention?
1758
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,429
Maybe it's too much cannabis.
1759
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,222
Clearly this is a PR stunt.
1760
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,807
- Pop, pop, pop.
- JAYCEN: Even the Two-J's
1761
01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,267
made a comeback.
1762
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:51,810
I'm really feelin' the love,
y'all.
1763
01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:53,103
CHIP: We're here
for the love of the game,
1764
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,480
not the love of ganja.
1765
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,606
Put it down.
1766
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,900
JAYCEN: Well, almost everyone.
(CHUCKLES)
1767
01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:00,694
And our last win brings us
not only to the championship,
1768
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,613
but ironically, face to face
1769
01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:05,949
with that bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins.
1770
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:10,329
Which brings me to my next
lesson for the kids, revenge.
1771
01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,747
(CHUCKLES)
1772
01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:13,248
Hashtag,
1773
01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:16,960
best mothafuckin'
role model ever.
1774
01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:18,962
Now, how about that?
1775
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,508
(KIDS CHUCKLING)
1776
01:03:22,508 --> 01:03:23,884
TRE: Hey, man.
1777
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,053
Here, I got you.
1778
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,013
GHOST: Hey, Tre, Tre.
BOY: Pass it up.
1779
01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:30,557
- JAYCEN: Yo, Ghost.
- Ghost, right here,
1780
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,725
- right here.
- Ball up!
1781
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,605
- BOY: Ooh!
- Damn!
1782
01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:38,982
God damn! Shit!
1783
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,777
You just threw that thing
like 40 yards, easy?
1784
01:03:41,777 --> 01:03:43,237
GHOST: And?
JAYCEN: All right, y'all.
1785
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:45,322
Warm up. Last practice
before the championship.
1786
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,574
- Let's get cracking!
- Round up, hurry up!
1787
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:48,992
Team momma, what's happening?
1788
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,494
CHERISE: What's up? Ahh!
1789
01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:52,746
So, apparently,
1790
01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:55,415
Chip Collins has been talking
a lot of shit about you
1791
01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:56,542
- on his show lately.
- Don't tell me
1792
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,377
you've been listening
to that garbage, Cherise!
1793
01:03:58,377 --> 01:04:00,295
(CHUCKLES)
I mean, what choice do I have?
1794
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,506
My favorite podcast
got soft on me.
1795
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,383
- (CHUCKLES)
- Talking about unity
1796
01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,468
and working together.
1797
01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:08,136
Where else
am I supposed to indulge
1798
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,638
my guilty pleasure
of listening
1799
01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:12,808
to some hot-shit asshole
blow smoke every day?
1800
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,769
Did I hear you say
"favorite podcast"?
1801
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:18,063
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1802
01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:21,108
Yeah, hold on, let me take
this call, Rise, real quick.
1803
01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,610
- Yo!
- RYAN: Hey, there he is!
1804
01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,237
Number-one client
on my call sheet.
1805
01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:26,530
Mm-hmm.
1806
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,323
RYAN: Okay. So, you ready?
I just got back
1807
01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:30,409
from deep sea fishing
off the coast of Catalina
1808
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,743
on Bob Iger's yacht,
1809
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,995
and I'm sitting there talkin'
1810
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,163
to my ex-roommate from
Dartmouth, who happens to be
1811
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,665
Rupert Murdoch's stepson,
1812
01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:38,333
the woke one though,
don't worry.
1813
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,753
He tells me that
he is a big fan of yours,
1814
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,422
and he's been
following the thing
1815
01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:44,923
you're doing with those kids,
the big dogs.
1816
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:46,008
The Underdoggs.
1817
01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,467
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1818
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,094
And he's, like,
shaking up, man,
1819
01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,387
he's getting so misty-eyed
1820
01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:52,389
that he's telling me
that it makes him
1821
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,224
want to be
a better role model.
1822
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,517
- Damn, that's...
- Hilarious. I know,
1823
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:56,602
he's so full of shit.
1824
01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:57,936
The point is, he knows
1825
01:04:57,936 --> 01:04:59,813
your brand is fucking gold
right now.
1826
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:03,650
So, he had his team at Fox
run the numbers, turns out,
1827
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,612
more people like you
than hate you now.
1828
01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,697
So, this guy is begging me
1829
01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:10,782
to do business with you,
like, begging me.
1830
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,326
Don't fuck with me,
mothafucker, cuz,
1831
01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:13,410
don't fuck with me, cuz.
1832
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,120
I fuck with you not.
1833
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,413
You're ready for the kicker?
1834
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,959
Fox Sports is offering you
your very own weekly show.
1835
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,919
I'm looking at the contract
right now.
1836
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,087
Finally, yes!
1837
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,547
What did I tell you, bro?
1838
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,758
America loves poor kids.
1839
01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:30,344
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
1840
01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,762
Yes! Yes!
1841
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,388
KAREEM: Damn, bro,
why you over here
1842
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,556
Tiger Woods fist pumping?
1843
01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,016
JAYCEN: Aye, Kaufmoney.
1844
01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:37,267
Do you mind repeating
what you just said?
1845
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,186
Oh, I will repeat it.
1846
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,937
Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings
1847
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,398
is getting his very own show
on Fox Sports this fall.
1848
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,275
(ALL CHEERING)
1849
01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:49,363
That's amazing!
1850
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:50,781
DWAYNE: That's what
I'm talkin' about, man.
1851
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,240
You better put
my highlights on daily.
1852
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,284
- (KIDS LAUGH)
- Hey, so congrats, man.
1853
01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,994
Listen, it's all gonna
move pretty fast, okay?
1854
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,788
My assistant's emailing you
right now.
1855
01:05:57,788 --> 01:06:00,040
They want you on Fox Sports
this Sunday
1856
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,667
to make the announcement
and guest host.
1857
01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,293
- No, no, no...
- DWAYNE: Game's on Sunday.
1858
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,045
...that shit ain't gonna work.
Sunday not gonna work for me.
1859
01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:06,505
You gonna have to call 'em
and reschedule that.
1860
01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:07,923
Hey, no, no, no,
don't pull this, man.
1861
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,091
You have any idea
1862
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:10,759
how tough it was
for me to convince them,
1863
01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,636
that you wouldn't pull
any diva shit?
1864
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:13,845
Look, the Underdoggs got
1865
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,347
a championship game
to win this Sunday.
1866
01:06:15,764 --> 01:06:17,432
No, I don't think you fuckin'
understand, I don't care
1867
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,643
if it's your mother's funeral.
1868
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:22,062
Do you understand that?
If you don't show up to set,
1869
01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:23,271
this is all over.
1870
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,065
It's finished.
Your credibility,
1871
01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:26,483
the show, all of it.
1872
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,945
Do you get that?
1873
01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,738
Oh, hell nah,
hang up or something.
1874
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,281
BOY: Yo, cancel that.
1875
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:34,783
- Let me call you back, Kauff.
- Wait, wait, do not...
1876
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:35,867
(HANGS UP)
1877
01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:38,704
BOY 2: That's our game, man.
1878
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:39,913
BOY 3: We got a chance
at the game.
1879
01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:41,081
BOY 4: Don't do this to us.
1880
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:42,124
We got the championship
game, man.
1881
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,542
- Jaycen?
- What?
1882
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,003
You're gonna screw us over
like every other coach.
1883
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,171
That's what.
1884
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,756
Another one.
1885
01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,174
This is bullshit.
1886
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:52,467
Come on, man, y'all gotta
just let me think, man.
1887
01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,177
About what? Leaving us?
1888
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,637
About my life, dawg.
1889
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,389
I've been out here
coaching y'all,
1890
01:06:57,848 --> 01:06:59,558
but this phone call I got
is what I've been waitin' on.
1891
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,309
What you expect me to do?
1892
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:04,187
I've been out here livin' this
basic-ass retirement life.
1893
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,856
- I'm sick of that shit.
- KAREEM: Damn.
1894
01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:07,232
I'm sorry. I ain't realize
1895
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:08,400
it was making you miserable
1896
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,818
hanging around
basic-ass people.
1897
01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,278
Man, that ain't what I said.
1898
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,280
No, that's exactly
what you said.
1899
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,449
What, y'all bein' real
fucking selfish right now.
1900
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:16,575
BOY 1: Yeah.
1901
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:19,745
This is my dream come true
right here.
1902
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,206
BOY 4: Damn.
1903
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,418
Man, forget this.
1904
01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:27,627
Like that? For real?
1905
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,755
After all I did
for these kids,
1906
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:31,131
that's how y'all gonna do me?
1907
01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:32,591
Y'all gonna let
these ungrateful kids
1908
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,009
do me like this?
1909
01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:35,677
BOY 4: How you gonna
do us like that?
1910
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,345
There you go.
1911
01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:39,264
That's the JJ I know.
1912
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,683
You know, for a second...
1913
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,729
I actually thought
you wanted to help them.
1914
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:47,981
Just for a second.
1915
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,484
I feel stupid.
1916
01:07:50,484 --> 01:07:52,652
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
1917
01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,196
KAREEM: Damn, cuz.
1918
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:57,532
Emilio Estevez gonna be
real disappointed.
1919
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:03,747
(SIGHS)
1920
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:10,295
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
1921
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,423
Fuck.
1922
01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:28,271
Tre! Tre!
1923
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,440
Hey, Tre! Hey!
1924
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,691
It's okay.
1925
01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:34,194
(TRE CRYING)
1926
01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:39,407
Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy.
Right? Right?
1927
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,535
I mean, ever since
you Jedi mind-tricked me
1928
01:08:41,535 --> 01:08:43,745
with all that poor-ass couch
and kid talk,
1929
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:46,081
I've been nothing
but a positive role model
1930
01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:47,415
to them kids, man.
1931
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:48,834
And now my shit blowin' up,
1932
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,086
they want me to stop
what I'm doin',
1933
01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:53,088
continue doin'
what I'm doin' with them
1934
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,381
and put my shit on pause.
1935
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:55,966
What the fuck kinda shit
is that?
1936
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:59,135
Listen, man,
I'm sorry, Jaycen.
1937
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,929
I mean, it's been
a long day for me.
1938
01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,348
But I gotta get home
to my family.
1939
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,851
- You'll figure it out.
- Come on.
1940
01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,102
Family, Coach?
1941
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:08,520
Hey, feel free
to use that couch.
1942
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,646
Fuck that couch!
1943
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,190
(SIGHS)
1944
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,317
Damn, Jaycen.
1945
01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:19,781
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1946
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,872
ANNOUNCER:
Everybody, welcome to
1947
01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:29,165
the Long Beach Youth Football
League Championship.
1948
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,959
Once again, we have
1949
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,294
the undefeated Colonels
looking to...
1950
01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:35,130
Punish them for their sins.
1951
01:09:35,130 --> 01:09:36,548
COLONELS: Sinners!
1952
01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,216
- Slit their throats.
- COLONELS: Throats!
1953
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,094
CHIP: And what do men do?
COLONELS: Dominate!
1954
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:42,721
- And what do men do?
- Dominate!
1955
01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:43,930
CHIP: Heads on spikes!
1956
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,349
Yo, is it just me or do they
look like they got bigger?
1957
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:48,143
- Heads on spikes!
- Heads on spikes!
1958
01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,519
Heads on spikes!
1959
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,479
Okay, bring it in for
a prayer, guys. Come on in.
1960
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,899
All right, all right, y'all,
hey, y'all, gather around.
1961
01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:56,067
Let's gather around.
Let's get it together.
1962
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,694
(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay, now kids.
1963
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,446
I know y'all haven't had
1964
01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:02,240
the best choices of coaches
at this point.
1965
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,910
But I just wanna thank
you little mothafuckers
1966
01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:06,453
(VOICE CRACKS)
from the bottom of my heart
1967
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,580
for accepting me
1968
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,541
and lettin' me be y'all coach
at this... (VOICE BREAKS)
1969
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,252
I'm gettin' emotional.
1970
01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,629
Kareem, don't do it.
1971
01:10:15,629 --> 01:10:18,006
Kareem, get yourself together.
Kareem.
1972
01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:19,549
- Breathe.
- CHERISE: It's okay, Kareem.
1973
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,427
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1974
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,887
CURT: Welcome to
Fox Football Sunday.
1975
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,972
I'm Curt Menefee,
alongside Terry Bradshaw,
1976
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:28,099
Michael Strahan, Howie Long,
1977
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,393
and joining us
as a guest host for the week
1978
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,187
is a man who really
needs no introduction.
1979
01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:34,022
Always going above and beyond
1980
01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,857
the call of community service,
1981
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,901
he's captured
the hearts and the minds
1982
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,819
of the entire sports world,
1983
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,446
inspiring us all,
1984
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:44,074
forming a bond
with these incredible kids
1985
01:10:44,074 --> 01:10:45,533
that can never be broken.
1986
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,285
Here at Fox Sports,
1987
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,038
we consider ourselves
a family,
1988
01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:51,790
and we couldn't
be more excited
1989
01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:54,167
to welcome
into our Fox family,
1990
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,920
not just one of the greatest
players of all time,
1991
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,588
but one of the best people.
1992
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,508
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the new host of FS1's
1993
01:11:01,508 --> 01:11:03,802
You Don't Want That Smoke
with Jaycen Jennings,
1994
01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:06,846
the one and only
Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ.
1995
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,181
- Yeah.
- Welcome.
1996
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,058
Two-J's! Welcome
to the Fox Family, man.
1997
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,603
(SIGHS)
1998
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,689
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1999
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,697
I gotta get home to my family.
2000
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,240
Family.
2001
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,367
(CHUCKLES) Family.
2002
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,873
I gotta piss.
I'll be right back.
2003
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,088
Hey, I told you
we shouldn't hire him.
2004
01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:41,256
- I never liked his ass...
- I told you.
2005
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,340
...when he played.
2006
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,508
And I sure as hell
2007
01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:44,634
- don't like him now.
- Right.
2008
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,636
Why don't we take
a quick, uh, commercial break?
2009
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:48,430
Oh, that was all on camera
2010
01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:50,640
while we just said all that?
(LAUGHS)
2011
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,268
CHIP: Thank you, Father,
so much
2012
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,769
for inventing a hard plastic
2013
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:57,022
that we can slam
into our opponents' faces,
2014
01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:59,315
causing irreparable damage
to their brains.
2015
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,192
KAREEM: Now, I got a gang
2016
01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,695
of inspirational speeches
for y'all,
2017
01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,864
to bring y'all together.
2018
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,742
If I can find the mothafucker,
they in my pocket somewhere.
2019
01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:12,829
Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need
to see that.
2020
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,247
There you are.
2021
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:17,167
Vince Lombardi once said,
2022
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,837
"The blood of a covenant
is thicker than a bitch."
2023
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,464
- (CHERISE GRUNTS)
- Oh, oh, oh.
2024
01:12:22,464 --> 01:12:23,965
Sorry, Cherise.
2025
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,551
No, Vince Lombardi once said,
2026
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,553
-"The blood of a covenant..."
- JAYCEN: "Of a covenant...
2027
01:12:30,889 --> 01:12:32,766
"is thicker than
the water of the womb."
2028
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,142
Damn, bro.
2029
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,102
Actually,
that wasn't Lombardi.
2030
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,063
That was God. In the Bible.
2031
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:40,106
He looks like
a Black Princess Leia.
2032
01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:42,067
Gotta be hot
in that fuckin' jacket.
2033
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,610
Why are you even here?
2034
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,904
Good question, Superstar.
2035
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:48,490
I was in the midst of my
triumphant television debut,
2036
01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:51,451
when all of a sudden I told
America I had to take a piss.
2037
01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:52,619
But really,
it was just an excuse
2038
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:53,745
so I can get up outta there
2039
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,330
and get down here
and talk to you kids.
2040
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,873
And why the hell
would you do that?
2041
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,084
Another excellent question,
Titties.
2042
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:00,293
Let me tell you why.
2043
01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:02,087
Family.
2044
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
A word that a lot of people
take for granted.
2045
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,509
You know, some would say,
"Who needs family
2046
01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:10,970
"when you got money, fame,
and your own TV talk show?"
2047
01:13:11,513 --> 01:13:13,223
You know, I was at
the pinnacle of my comeback
2048
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,935
when gap-tooth wearin' ass
Michael Strahan told me
2049
01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,187
I was about to become
a part of his family.
2050
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,356
But you see,
2051
01:13:21,356 --> 01:13:23,066
he ain't a part of my family.
2052
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:24,692
Y'all are.
2053
01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,112
That's what Coach Feis
was tryna tell me
2054
01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,696
this whole damn time.
2055
01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:30,907
Was I needed to find
my way back home
2056
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:34,202
and get to my family.
2057
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,913
Sorry I messed up.
2058
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,289
Won't happen again.
2059
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,126
So, what's up, family?
2060
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,335
Anybody down to go whoop
2061
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,962
on some bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2062
01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:45,797
and win a championship
or what?
2063
01:13:45,797 --> 01:13:47,590
(HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2064
01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,141
Fuck, let's get it!
2065
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,102
Underdoggs, on me.
2066
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,436
"Underdoggs" on three.
2067
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,731
ALL: One, two, three,
Underdoggs!
2068
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:07,110
I could've never said
a speech like that, J.
2069
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,570
Where you going, cuz?
2070
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,865
I need you on the sideline
for this one, Coach.
2071
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:16,286
Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"!
2072
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:18,246
In Old English letters,
just like you like it.
2073
01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:20,373
Momma! We made it!
2074
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,250
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- (BOTH BARK)
2075
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:23,585
Let's go!
2076
01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:24,878
- COLONELS PLAYER: Ready?
- (COLONELS GRUNT)
2077
01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:27,046
God bless America.
2078
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,423
God bless the Colonels.
2079
01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:31,384
God bless Long Beach,
the nicer parts.
2080
01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:33,636
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch!
2081
01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,804
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- Let's go!
2082
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,265
Let's go, Underdoggs!
2083
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:39,434
Run that offense, Tre.
2084
01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:41,436
Down! Set!
2085
01:14:42,437 --> 01:14:43,479
(MIMICS BARKING)
2086
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,564
Hut!
2087
01:14:44,564 --> 01:14:46,065
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
2088
01:14:47,734 --> 01:14:50,069
- ESA: Come on, Gary! Get it!
- (GARY ROARING)
2089
01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,655
Good block!
Good fuckin' block!
2090
01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,907
- TONY'S MOM: Yeah! Go, go, go!
- JAYCEN: Hit that shit, Tony!
2091
01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:55,074
- Go! Go!
- Ooh, ooh!
2092
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,242
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2093
01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:58,411
- Yeah! Yes!
- (ALL CHEERING)
2094
01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,829
- Way to go! Hell yeah!
- Yeah!
2095
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:00,955
That's what I'm talking about!
2096
01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:02,790
- CHERISE: Yes!
- Ref! Carl!
2097
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,376
- CARL: No touchdown.
- What the fuck?
2098
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,963
I got a holding
on the offense.
2099
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,590
That's a 10-yard penalty.
2100
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,093
Replay, second down.
2101
01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:15,887
Ain't that
the same mothafuckin' ref
2102
01:15:15,887 --> 01:15:17,972
that got knocked out
the last time we played him?
2103
01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,432
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2104
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:20,558
Hell yeah.
2105
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,728
Aye, ref.
2106
01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,022
If you take that Slick Rick
patch off your eye,
2107
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,982
you'll see you made
the wrong call.
2108
01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,484
Okay, that's what
we like to see.
2109
01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:31,444
You lose an eye,
the other one gets stronger.
2110
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:33,404
COLONELS PLAYER: Go!
JAYCEN: Lock up, lock up.
2111
01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:34,489
Defense!
2112
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:36,449
CHIP: Oh, hey.
2113
01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:37,909
That's what I'm talkin' about.
2114
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:39,911
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- CARL: Touchdown!
2115
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,120
CHIP: Touchdown!
2116
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,747
Justice is served.
2117
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,249
CHERISE: Let's go,
let's go, Underdoggs.
2118
01:15:44,249 --> 01:15:45,792
- Let's go. Let's go.
- ESA: You're still in it.
2119
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:46,876
COLONELS PLAYER: Set...
2120
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,002
JAYCEN: Let's go, D.
2121
01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:49,170
Go!
2122
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:50,672
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
2123
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:53,675
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up, lock up!
2124
01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,134
(PLAYERS GRUNT)
2125
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,261
GHOST: Yeah!
CHERISE: Yes!
2126
01:15:56,261 --> 01:15:58,263
- Boom!
- Yeah. Dick in the dirt!
2127
01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:00,139
CHIP: It's a lady, Timmy!
2128
01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,808
You want a lady to lay you
on your back like that,
2129
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:02,934
I'll take you to Vegas.
2130
01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:04,852
I got a personal foul.
2131
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:06,187
- Unnecessary roughness.
- CHERISE: It's a foul.
2132
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:07,480
- CARL: On the defense.
- Oh, come on.
2133
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,815
KAREEM: Come on, man.
CARL: Number 42.
2134
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:10,358
That's some solid
officiating, Carl.
2135
01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:12,068
These animals
have been getting away
2136
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,319
with murder all season.
2137
01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:14,570
CHERISE: Shake it off, guys!
2138
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,947
(GHOST GRUNTS)
2139
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:19,659
- Hut!
- (PLAYERS GRUNTING)
2140
01:16:19,659 --> 01:16:21,452
Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass!
2141
01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:22,870
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2142
01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:24,706
That's holding on the offense.
2143
01:16:24,706 --> 01:16:26,040
No touchdown.
2144
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,333
Get your ass
back to the Footlocker.
2145
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,584
COLONELS PLAYER: Go!
2146
01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,628
JAYCEN: Let's go, defense!
Catch him, catch him!
2147
01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:31,713
Get the fuckin' ball!
2148
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:35,049
- CHIP: Booyah!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
2149
01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:37,302
CARL: Touchdown!
CHIP: Touchdown!
2150
01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:40,513
(CROWD CHEERS)
2151
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:43,141
When God is on your side,
you cannot fail.
2152
01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,059
Hut!
2153
01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,144
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2154
01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,478
- CARL: Offsides.
- Really?
2155
01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,771
JAYCEN: Oh, it's a pass,
pass, pass.
2156
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,064
CHIP: What's going on
over here?
2157
01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:51,357
- Personal foul...
- PLAYER: Come on!
2158
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,775
- ...roughing the passer.
- Great call, ref.
2159
01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,528
JAYCEN: Red's on D,
red's on D.
2160
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,196
Lock up, lock up!
2161
01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,073
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!
2162
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:00,742
- Pick that shit up!
- CHERISE: Go, go, go!
2163
01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:02,410
- Yeah!
- Good defense, Dwayne.
2164
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:04,203
- Good, D.
- Pass interference.
2165
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,288
- Foul.
- Oh, come on,
2166
01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,748
with the late-flag shit, ref.
2167
01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:07,832
I ain't even touch him.
2168
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,167
JAYCEN: Go, go, get that shit.
2169
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,376
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
I got a false start.
2170
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,711
- Come on.
- CARL: Clipping.
2171
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,296
- You're a ref for both sides!
- CARL: Roughin' the passer.
2172
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,464
Come on!
2173
01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:16,007
That one eye's
working overtime.
2174
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,425
CARL: No touchdown.
2175
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,385
Automatic first down.
2176
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:22,347
That's the type of officiating
we like. Keep it up.
2177
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,015
How much you pay
the ref, Chip?
2178
01:17:24,015 --> 01:17:25,391
(HALFTIME WHISTLE BLOWS)
2179
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,940
Listen up.
2180
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:34,859
I ain't gonna hold you.
2181
01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:38,237
We in a tough spot.
2182
01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,490
How we gonna win if they keep
calling stuff against us?
2183
01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:42,867
It's like the Battle of
the Bastards out there.
2184
01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:44,452
They're hate-fucking us, bro.
2185
01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:46,037
All up and down the field.
2186
01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:47,622
Hard. Right up the ass.
2187
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,298
What are y'all bitchin' about?
2188
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,178
Is this the first time we had
shit workin' against us?
2189
01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:04,347
Shit out of our control?
2190
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,809
Man, we face that every day,
2191
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:09,560
that's why we Underdoggs,
ain't it?
2192
01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:13,606
We always playin' from behind.
2193
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:16,150
We gotta work twice as hard
to get half as far.
2194
01:18:17,402 --> 01:18:19,404
But the thing
about the Underdoggs is,
2195
01:18:19,404 --> 01:18:21,447
we never fold,
we never surrender.
2196
01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:22,865
When everybody count us out,
2197
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,075
we believe in ourselves.
2198
01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:26,452
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS)
2199
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,287
So, let's embrace that shit.
2200
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:29,580
Let's embrace who we are.
2201
01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,792
Let's go out there
and shock the world.
2202
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,127
Let's show everybody
2203
01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:35,545
what the mothafuckin'
Underdoggs are made of.
2204
01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:36,838
Hell yeah!
2205
01:18:36,838 --> 01:18:38,923
PLAYERS: Yeah!
2206
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:41,801
TRE: Yeah, we got this, dawg.
2207
01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:43,177
(WHOOPING)
2208
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,220
PLAYER: That's what
I'm talkin' about.
2209
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,721
Yo, Tre. Tre.
2210
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,601
PLAYER 1:
That's what's up, man.
2211
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:52,854
PLAYER 2: Let's get dirty.
PLAYERS: Yeah!
2212
01:18:52,854 --> 01:18:54,021
Yeah!
2213
01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,648
(ALL CHEERING)
2214
01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,652
Yeah, let's come out
like I wanted to come out.
2215
01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,737
- (GRUNTS)
- Let's go! Let's go!
2216
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,199
Colonels, we're gonna keep on
followin' our destiny. Okay?
2217
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:06,534
We had some rough
couple of moments.
2218
01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:07,994
- Right.
- Matter of fact, you played
2219
01:19:07,994 --> 01:19:09,495
absolutely pathetically
at certain points.
2220
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,165
It's a miracle
we're up 24-nothing.
2221
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,416
I had a lot to do with that.
2222
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:14,584
Sometimes I can
make miracle...
2223
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,960
JAYCEN: Yeah,
let's fuckin' go!
2224
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,003
- KAREEM: Yes, come on!
- JAYCEN: Man up!
2225
01:19:17,003 --> 01:19:19,505
- JAYCEN: It's time for that theme song.
New hair. New look.
- PLAYER: Let's get it!
2226
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:20,715
Oh, shit. What's this?
2227
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,008
JAYCEN: There's some
new ass to kick!
2228
01:19:22,008 --> 01:19:23,134
PLAYER 2: Doggs, go!
JAYCEN: Let's go!
2229
01:19:23,134 --> 01:19:24,302
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS)
2230
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:25,970
UNDERDOGGS: (SINGING) Little
bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches
2231
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:30,766
You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2232
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:33,102
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2233
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,605
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2234
01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:43,488
You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2235
01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,198
Oh, very nice, Two-J's.
2236
01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:46,741
Love the language.
2237
01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:48,868
(HIP-HOP SONG
CONTINUES PLAYING)
2238
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,329
Great jerseys, by the way.
2239
01:19:51,329 --> 01:19:53,539
What happened
to the other ones?
They get repo'd at halftime?
2240
01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:55,958
You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2241
01:19:55,958 --> 01:20:00,713
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2242
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,633
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2243
01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:04,967
- Little bitch-ass
- Seem, uh...
2244
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,344
- Punk-ass bitches
- ...angry.
2245
01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:07,803
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2246
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,180
Bitches!
2247
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,223
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2248
01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:11,599
Why do they all seem so angry?
2249
01:20:11,599 --> 01:20:13,935
Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2250
01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,144
- Little bitch-ass
- What's up with that?
2251
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,687
- Punk-ass bitches
- Whoo!
2252
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,439
- Someone get me a 40!
- JAYCEN: Go! Let's go!
2253
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,441
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
2254
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,070
Continue dominance, men.
2255
01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,321
Let's go!
2256
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,781
CHIP: Squash 'em.
2257
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,951
(COLONELS YELL IN UNISON)
2258
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,039
CHERISE: Let's go!
2259
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:36,374
ESA: Go! Go!
CHERISE: Let's go!
2260
01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,542
Whoo!
2261
01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:40,378
Oh, shit!
Go, go, get that shit!
2262
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:42,171
KAREEM: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
CHIP: What's going on?
2263
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:44,215
Put some hands on him.
What's going on here?
2264
01:20:44,215 --> 01:20:45,716
WOMAN: Yeah!
JAYCEN: Oh, good block!
2265
01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:47,051
Watch it! Red comin' in hot!
2266
01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:48,344
Spin on his ass, Tre.
2267
01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,555
Oh!
2268
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,974
Yeah!
2269
01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:54,308
JAYCEN: All day,
all the way, Tre!
2270
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,769
- Go, go, go, go! Yes!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
2271
01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,896
- TRE: Wassup!
- Yeah!
2272
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,022
Touchdown.
2273
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,692
Hey, ref, where's the call?
2274
01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:03,818
You took care of the referee?
2275
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,570
No, Killa and Skrilla did.
2276
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:06,654
(BARKING)
2277
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:09,615
(BOTH BARKING)
2278
01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,077
No holding? Illegal formation?
2279
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:14,412
Wassup now, Chip?
2280
01:21:14,412 --> 01:21:16,539
- Come on, Carl!
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
2281
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,124
JAYCEN: Let's go, D,
lock up, let's go!
2282
01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:19,458
Pass, pass, pass.
2283
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,835
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Yeah!
2284
01:21:20,835 --> 01:21:22,420
Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D.
2285
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:23,921
Where's the call, huh?
2286
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,381
Hut!
2287
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,134
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- First down.
2288
01:21:28,134 --> 01:21:29,218
Hell yeah!
2289
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:30,970
We got a chance,
I can feel it.
2290
01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:32,471
COLONELS PLAYER: Go!
JAYCEN: Red's on D!
2291
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:33,848
Red's on D!
2292
01:21:33,848 --> 01:21:35,516
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!
2293
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,435
- DWAYNE: Bingo!
- Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne.
2294
01:21:38,019 --> 01:21:39,729
What the hell
is going on here?
2295
01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,731
CHERISE: Go, go,
go, go, go, go!
2296
01:21:41,731 --> 01:21:42,982
- CHIP: Stop him!
- Yeah!
2297
01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:44,066
CHIP: Stop him!
2298
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:46,068
Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders!
2299
01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:47,778
CARL: Touchdown!
2300
01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:49,739
Turn the fucking ball over
and embarrass me,
2301
01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:51,240
you useless piece of shit.
2302
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,075
Get your asses
back to the sidelines.
2303
01:21:53,075 --> 01:21:54,744
JAYCEN: Come on, y'all,
we runnin' outta time!
2304
01:21:54,744 --> 01:21:56,912
Go, go, go, get that shit!
2305
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,289
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- CARL: Clipping.
2306
01:21:58,289 --> 01:21:59,373
On the defense.
2307
01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:01,208
What is happening right now?
2308
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,918
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2309
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,003
Down!
2310
01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,213
- Go, let's go!
- Come on, Gary!
2311
01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:07,882
- Hut!
- (PLAYERS GRUNTING)
2312
01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:09,675
JAYCEN: Tony, hit that shit!
CHERISE: Go!
2313
01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:10,801
(GARY ROARS)
2314
01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:12,428
- (TONY GRUNTS)
- (CROWD SCREAMS)
2315
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:15,139
- Touchdown.
- Air Tony like a mothafucker!
2316
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,557
This isn't cheerleading.
2317
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,184
What is this,
Cirque du Soleil?
2318
01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:19,352
- CARL: Touchdown.
- That's our Tony!
2319
01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,936
- That's my son!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
2320
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,772
You can't be jumping on top
of each other like that.
2321
01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:24,023
What the hell?
2322
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:25,399
We on your
mothafuckin' ass now.
2323
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:26,734
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2324
01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:29,028
I need one yard, first down,
2325
01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:30,905
and then you run out
that goddamn clock.
2326
01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,114
Get that goddamn ball back!
2327
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,407
- Defense!
- Come on!
2328
01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:34,867
- Defense!
- COLONELS PLAYER: Set! Hut!
2329
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,203
CHIP: Let's go!
2330
01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:39,914
Come on, come on, come on,
make the play,
make the play, make the play!
2331
01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:40,873
KAREEM: Come on,
come on, come on.
2332
01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:41,999
JAYCEN: Make the hit!
2333
01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:44,835
- Yeah!
- You better, Ghost!
2334
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,088
Oh, God damn it!
2335
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,090
What is wrong with you?
2336
01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,925
I said do not
fuck this up for me!
2337
01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,635
You just got dominated, bitch!
2338
01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:54,470
(CHEERING)
2339
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,305
First down, Green Team.
2340
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,517
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
2341
01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,227
Good shit! Way to go!
2342
01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:02,687
Come on, y'all, gather around.
2343
01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:10,778
Man.
2344
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:14,198
Twenty-five years ago,
I was in this same situation.
2345
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,324
Right.
2346
01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:18,119
Down by three,
championship on the line,
2347
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,829
and then bam!
2348
01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:21,205
Mothafuckin' miracle happen.
2349
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,416
Talkin' about when you caught
the Hail Mary in end zone?
2350
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,126
Hell yeah, how you know
about that play?
2351
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:26,293
That shit way older than you.
2352
01:23:26,836 --> 01:23:28,295
Been watching me
on YouTube, huh?
2353
01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:30,089
Guess I am your role model.
2354
01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,465
Bruh...
2355
01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:32,883
What y'all say,
let's run that shit back?
2356
01:23:33,968 --> 01:23:35,845
- Yo, what about a trick play?
- PLAYERS: Yeah.
2357
01:23:35,845 --> 01:23:37,304
I love a trick play.
2358
01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:39,056
PLAYER: Yeah.
JAYCEN: Mm-hmm.
2359
01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,684
Yeah, I think it's time
we pull out our secret weapon.
2360
01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,811
Great idea, Tony.
Trick or treat, y'all.
2361
01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:45,479
"Underdoggs" on three.
Underdoggs, on me.
2362
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,356
- One, two, three, Underdoggs!
- ALL: Underdoggs!
2363
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:50,484
Let's go. Let's go!
Run that shit, Tre!
2364
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:52,611
What are you waiting for?
Get the hell out there!
2365
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,488
Let's go! Go!
2366
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:56,073
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
2367
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,034
Men, I need a stop here,
and your life depends on it.
2368
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,536
Come on, come on,
pull this shit off.
2369
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,329
- Come on!
- ESA: Whoo!
2370
01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,165
- Let's go!
- TRE: Down!
2371
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:06,083
- Go Underdoggs!
- Come on!
2372
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:08,085
- TRE: Set!
- Let's go, homie, let's go!
2373
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:10,337
TRE: Ghost!
2374
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,841
Wait, wait.
What's goin' on over here?
2375
01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:15,301
JAYCEN: Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
2376
01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:16,427
What's she doin' here?
2377
01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:17,803
Hold on,
she doesn't play offense.
2378
01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,013
I don't trust her.
2379
01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:21,599
Eyes on her!
That little girl's a psycho!
2380
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:26,896
(MUSIC STOPS)
2381
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,732
Winter is coming!
2382
01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:31,650
- Hut! Dracarys!
- TRE: Hut!
2383
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,277
- JAYCEN: Run it. Run it.
- (GARY ROARING)
2384
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:34,862
CHIP: What's going on here?
2385
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:37,615
- Follow him!
- TRE: I'm open! I'm open!
2386
01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:39,325
- He's gettin' the ball.
- Run it, run it.
2387
01:24:39,325 --> 01:24:40,618
Lock him off, lock him off.
2388
01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:41,660
CHIP: She's passing
to the midget!
2389
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:43,204
Wait for it. Now!
2390
01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:44,663
Throw that bitch, Ghost!
Let it go!
2391
01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:46,290
CHIP: What the f...
Who's she throwing it to?
2392
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,505
JAYCEN: America loves
an underdog.
2393
01:24:52,505 --> 01:24:53,714
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2394
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:54,965
The slept on.
2395
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:56,801
The little guy.
2396
01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,762
The one no one believes
can achieve greatness.
2397
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,222
Good catch!
Get to the house!
2398
01:25:01,222 --> 01:25:03,182
Tackle him! Tackle him!
2399
01:25:03,182 --> 01:25:05,142
JAYCEN: But you know
what they love more?
2400
01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,228
Nothin'.
2401
01:25:07,228 --> 01:25:08,938
Because watchin' underdogs win
2402
01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,816
is some seriously
inspiring shit.
2403
01:25:20,324 --> 01:25:21,450
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2404
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,202
Fuck!
2405
01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:25,371
Yes! I did it!
2406
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,498
I did it!
2407
01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,625
Oh, my...
2408
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,627
- Tony.
- (SOBS)
2409
01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:36,674
Fuck!
2410
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:40,094
JAYCEN: But watching them lose
in devastating fashion...
2411
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,390
It was right there.
2412
01:25:49,270 --> 01:25:51,230
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
2413
01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:52,314
You all right?
2414
01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,863
JAYCEN: Well, that shit turns
out to be even more inspiring.
2415
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,284
Aye, at least
you held on to that titty.
2416
01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,660
(TRE CHUCKLES)
2417
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,376
JAYCEN: Fuck the scoreboard.
2418
01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:15,045
Fuck the cheap-ass
plastic trophy.
2419
01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:17,089
Fuck the bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches
2420
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,716
that think
they better than you.
2421
01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,718
Ain't nothin'
to be sad about, Titties.
2422
01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:23,012
Y'all played
y'all asses off today.
2423
01:26:23,012 --> 01:26:24,346
From the moment
I came out here
2424
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:26,140
as y'all coach till today,
2425
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,267
y'all made me proud.
2426
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,394
Y'all made me a different man.
2427
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,104
I love y'all.
2428
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,773
Keep your head up. Come on,
your family wanna see you.
2429
01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:36,317
- Let's go.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
2430
01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:38,360
One little bullshit - ass
setback ain't nothin'
2431
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,654
after a lifetime
of bullshit-ass setbacks.
2432
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:41,822
- That's all right, baby.
- We love you!
2433
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,532
Heads up, heads up!
2434
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,617
It's okay!
2435
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,702
Yeah.
2436
01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:48,954
Wow.
2437
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:50,789
WOMAN: Put that chin up.
2438
01:26:50,789 --> 01:26:51,874
Way to go, superstar.
2439
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,542
Superstar?
2440
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,503
What can I say? I'm a Jedi
mind-trickin' mothafucker.
2441
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:57,922
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2442
01:26:57,922 --> 01:26:59,465
- Love you, Coach.
- I love you too, son.
2443
01:26:59,465 --> 01:27:00,549
Go celebrate.
2444
01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:02,718
CHIP: Champions again!
2445
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,762
Champions again!
2446
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:07,640
(SIGHS) All right, y'all.
2447
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,266
You know what's happenin'.
We gotta go shake their hands,
2448
01:27:09,266 --> 01:27:11,685
- let's go.
- (TEAM GROANING)
2449
01:27:11,685 --> 01:27:13,520
CHIP: Offense doesn't win
championship!
2450
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,230
Defense doesn't win
championship!
2451
01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,733
- Coaching wins championships!
- Yo, Coach.
2452
01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:19,526
Oh.
2453
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:21,570
Good game.
2454
01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:23,364
(HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE
PLAYING)
2455
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:25,491
Thank you. Good game, Coach.
2456
01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:28,702
Got a talented group here.
2457
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,705
Aye, but don't get it
twisted though.
2458
01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:33,707
We gonna fuck you
mothafuckers up next season.
2459
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:35,918
No cap.
2460
01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:37,711
(TEAM CHEERING)
2461
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:43,175
(HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE
CONTINUES PLAYING)
2462
01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:52,017
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2463
01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,354
What if I...
2464
01:27:56,230 --> 01:27:58,273
told you, hypothetically...
2465
01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:00,651
I was really proud of you.
2466
01:28:01,819 --> 01:28:04,071
I would say
you was feelin' me...
2467
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,031
hypothetically, of course.
2468
01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,366
Right.
2469
01:28:07,366 --> 01:28:08,534
(CHERISE CHUCKLES)
2470
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,122
You still smoke?
2471
01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:19,294
(CHERISE CHUCKLES)
2472
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,132
JAYCEN: One defeat
doesn't mean you're defeated.
2473
01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,176
That shit only makes
an underdog hungrier.
2474
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:30,222
Hungrier for the next
opportunity to defy the odds
2475
01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:32,224
and come back
stronger than ever.
2476
01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,308
Because, you see,
2477
01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:35,019
the true power of the underdog
2478
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,480
is that they never
let themselves be beat.
2479
01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:40,899
And at the end of the day,
2480
01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,402
right there is the definition
2481
01:28:44,028 --> 01:28:46,780
of ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.
2482
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,907
(HEARTACHES BY ART NEVILLE
CONTINUES PLAYING)
2483
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,008
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)
2484
01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:35,324
(CAPTIVATING MUSIC PLAYING)
2485
01:33:09,835 --> 01:33:11,920
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
2486
01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:12,272
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
2487
01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:11,665
(LAIDBACK HIP-HOP
MUSIC PLAYING)