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<i>After using
their last time-out,</i>

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<i>Poly High
returns to the field.</i>

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<i>Down by three,
with three seconds remaining.</i>

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{\an8}<i>This is the last play
of the season, folks.</i>

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<i>America loves
an underdog.</i>

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Stat reaper come to.

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Watch five-seven,
watch five-seven.

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- Down.
<i>The slept on.</i>

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Open, open!

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<i>The little guy.</i>

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Block, block, block!
- Get 'em.

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<i>The ones
no one believes
can achieve greatness.</i>

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<i>But you know
what they love more?</i>

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<i>Motherfuckers who was born great.</i>

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- Yes!

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<i>Motherfuckers like me.</i>

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<i>Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings.</i>

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<i>The birth of a superstar.
Shit.</i>

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<i>I'm the pick that got picked
before all the other picks.</i>

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<i>This rookie is special.</i>

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<i>Breaking records
and laying waste</i>

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<i>to all the little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

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<i>who walked on the field.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Smoked again
by Jaycen Jennings.</i>

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{\an8}<i>When he throw
that hand out, it's over.</i>

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{\an8}No one in the game

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{\an8}<i>-could play with him.
- </i>

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<i>Man, everybody love me.</i>
<i>Touchdown!</i>

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{\an8}<i>I was
more popular than God.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Two-J's!</i>

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<i>And worshipped
in every living room</i>

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<i>and every kitchen in America.</i>

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<i>Yeah. But check this shit out.</i>

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<i>Once you get
to that mountaintop,</i>

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<i>everybody wants
to see you fuckin' fall.</i>

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The notion that
people are idolizing

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{\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,
it's ridiculous.

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{\an8}
Jennings... And he dropped it!

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{\an8}
<i>Has to make that play.</i>

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{\an8}And he went out there
and he didn't deliver,

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{\an8}and he hadn't delivered
the whole game.

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{\an8}<i>What's he call that
stupid dance? The Two-J's?</i>

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{\an8}Why don't you spend more time
on the grass than smoking it.

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{\an8}You're young,
you're successful,

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{\an8}you're making a lot of money.

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{\an8}<i>How could you screw this up?</i>

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{\an8}<i>He's chasing rings harder
than a housewife in Atlanta.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And you know what I say
about those housewives,</i>

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{\an8}<i>at least they stayed in
one city their whole career.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Where's the loyalty?</i>

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{\an8}<i>But all
that irrational-ass hate</i>

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{\an8}<i>teaches you
a very valuable lesson.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Never, ever, ever</i>

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{\an8}<i>count on anyone but yourself.</i>

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<i>Fuck your teammates,
fuck your coaches,</i>

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<i>fuck your fans.</i>

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Hey, Two-J's! You blow!

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- Man, fuck everybody.

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'Cause at the end of the day,

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they're just
some mediocre motherfuckas

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tryna hold back
the true greats from reaching

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ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.

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That's it for this week.

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I'm Jaycen Jennings.
Y'all make sure y'all hit

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that subscribe button
so quick, so fast.

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<i>I'm young and I'm old</i>

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<i>- I'm rich and I'm poor</i>

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<i>I feel like I've been on this
earth many times before</i>

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<i>I call it how it is.</i>

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<i>The guy was not that good
of a football player.</i>

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<i>He didn't care about the game.</i>

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<i>He doesn't care
about the purity of the sport.</i>

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<i>Listen, this is simple.</i>

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<i>My top five receivers
of all time?</i>

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<i>- Very simple.</i>
- Man, fuck.

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<i>Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz,
T.O., Raymond Berry,</i>

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<i>and obviously, Randy Moss.</i>

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<i>I can't believe
anyone could think</i>

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<i>that Two-J's is a top-five
wide receiver of all time.</i>

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<i>I know pornstars that have
received more than him.</i>

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<i>- I wanna see</i>

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<i>- actual skills, okay?</i>
- The fuck?

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<i>I wanna see someone
who's in the end zone...</i>

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Sick of this motherfucker
Chip Collins.

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Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up
when I see you.

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Hold on. Emoji.

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Eggplant emoji.

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Lick.

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Bitch-ass motherfucker.

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Eat a fat baby's dick.

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Hashtag,
you don't want that smoke.

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<i>SSF,
Ryan Kaushik's office.</i>

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- Yo, it's Jaycen.
<i>- Jason Sudeikis?</i>

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Mothafucker,
it's Jaycen Jennings!

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<i>Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know
he still represented you.</i>

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The fuck?

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<i>He's on a call right now.
Let me have him call you back.</i>

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Man, make it quick. I'm busy.

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<i>I'm sorry,
he's in a breakfast meeting.</i>

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Fuck!
When is he gonna pick up?

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<i>- He's in the bathroom.</i>

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- Man, have him call me back.

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<i>He's talking to his grandma.</i>

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You know what, fuck this shit!

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Ask for your salary in
Dogecoin. I'm telling you...

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- What's up, Kaufmoney?
- Oh.

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Two-J's! My guy.

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Uh... You look...

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Pissed?

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Like somebody's agent

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that don't know how to
return fucking phone calls.

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You were just about
to be my next call.

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That's bullshit.

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You're here now, so...

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Mothafucker, we had a plan.

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I create a dope-ass podcast,

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you get my dope ass
a commentary job,

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then I get back

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in the spotlight again.
Do you remember that?

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Yeah, of course, I remember
the motherfuckin' plan.

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But the problem with the plan
is that people

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say, for no good reason,

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that you're a selfish prick

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who's impossible to work with.

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- That's fucking bullshit!
- Well...

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Chip Collins.

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Don't they hate his ass?

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So, actually, yes.

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Chip Collins has a hate-love
ratio of 50-50. Okay?

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Yours is 95-5.

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Look, if I were you,
I would do some charity work.

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Get some positive PR
for your brand, maybe, uh...

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Why don't you start
a school for poor kids

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like LeBron, huh?

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Fuck LeBron James,
and fuck poor kids.

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You just need to do
your mothafuckin' job

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and get me back in the game.

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Man, if I were you, I would

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reconsider the <i>Dancing
with the Stars</i> offer,

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- that's a really good deal...
- Man, fuck you,

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you <i>Harold and Kumar</i>
lookin' motherfucker!

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- I'm through with this shit. Fuck this!
- I'll be right back, sir, I just have to
help

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- this gentleman.
- Look here,

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you red vest-wearing,
Aladdin-looking mothafucker!

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You know who the fuck I am?
I'm Jaycen Jennings.

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Well known, highly respected,
top-five receiver of all time.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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So, go get
my mothafuckin' car, then.

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Hey, hey, Two-J's,
why don't you just relax, man.

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The guy's just trying
to do his job.

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I don't wanna hear that shit.

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<i>Why don't you stay
in your motherfuckin' lane</i>

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<i>until you win one of these,
Tony Gonzalez?</i>

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Give me my motherfuckin' keys.

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<i>Move, nigga.</i>

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Acting like you don't know
who the fuck I am.

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- Don't worry about him.
Fuck you, Gonzalez!

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- I'm self-made.

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Fuck!

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- Two-J's just got smoked!

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<i>Fuck you, Gonzalez!
I'm self-made.</i>

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<i>- Fuck!</i>

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Well, look who's back
in the news.

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My dear friend,
Jaycen Jennings.

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If we're talking
about promising stars

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that have absolutely
pissed away their careers,

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Two-J's,
you're giving R. Kelly

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<i>a run for his money.
I mean, what is...</i>

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{\an8}Mr. Jennings!

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You see this fool?

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{\an8}Put your phone away so that
we can begin sentencing.

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Oh, for sure, my bad.

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Mr. Jennings, you've plead
guilty to charges of speeding,

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{\an8}reckless endangerment
and damage to city property.

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These charges warrant that

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{\an8}you could spend
five years in prison.

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There it is.

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{\an8}But I've decided

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{\an8}that I'm gonna go
a different direction.

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Thank you, Judge,

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{\an8}for the celebrity treatment.
I appreciate it.

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{\an8}This motherfucker.

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{\an8}I'm recommending
that you spend 300 hours

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of community service
with the Long Beach

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{\an8}Parks and Recreations
Department.

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{\an8}- The fuck?

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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute, Judge.

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I thought I was getting like

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{\an8}some Martha Stewart
kinda treatment.

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{\an8}Community service
in Long Beach,

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that ain't gonna work for me.

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{\an8}You too good for the community
that raised you?

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{\an8}Or maybe you just
don't wanna go back,

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{\an8}after 20 years
of not being home,

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{\an8}in a orange vest
and a pooper-scooper.

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{\an8}Oh, shit.

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Janine? Is that you?

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{\an8}Freshman year,
white American history class?

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{\an8}Where we used to play
hide and go get it.

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Come on, girl,
you can't cut me no break?

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{\an8}My name is not Janine.

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Oh!

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{\an8}It's Tara.

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{\an8}We grew up on the same block.

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Fuck.

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{\an8}Your narcissistic ass.

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{\an8}Just get the hell out
of my courtroom,

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{\an8}so I can call everybody
we grew up with

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{\an8}and tell them that they can
catch your Hollywood ass

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{\an8}right up in the park,
scooping up dog shit.

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Next!

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- You're moving too slow.

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Back in the hood,
picking up dog shit.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Keys!
- Mothafucka!

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Cuz, the car
don't come with keys.

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Shut the fuck up
before I bust your head

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to the white meat, nigga.

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I start the car with my phone.

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Give me
the motherfucking keys!

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Look, you can have
the phone and my car,

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just let me
clear the videos real quick.

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Niggas see this sex tape

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with Two-J's and
Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished.

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Nigga, don't play with...

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Jaycen?

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Kareem?

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Nigga!

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Mothafucka, you just put a gun
to my head, nigga.

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Relax, J, the safety was on.

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- It's on safe... No.

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It ain't on safety. Damn.

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Imagine that.

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Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying

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to get in touch
with you for years.

237
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:12,155
- Huh?
- Literally.

238
00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:13,406
For a million years.

239
00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,200
Yeah.
And everybody talk about,

240
00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,327
oh, what's that girl name,
punkin' and them sister

241
00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,829
talking about,
"Oh, just get out of his face.

242
00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:20,997
"Leave him alone.

243
00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:22,957
"Cuz, you hittin' him
too much.

244
00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,334
"You a stalker.

245
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,461
"You sweatin' him,
back up off him."

246
00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,505
I told her,
"Girl, J is my nigga!

247
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:30,632
"He would never do
no shit like that."

248
00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,133
I know you've been
thinking about me,

249
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,135
and I know you've been trying
to get in touch with me.

250
00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,095
Is that pretty much right?

251
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,429
Yeah, that's how
I feel about you,

252
00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:37,722
that's exactly how I feel
about you, cuz.

253
00:10:37,806 --> 00:10:39,849
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew that was right.

254
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:42,936
I'm one of your real homies,
I'm one of the day ones,

255
00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:44,270
- before everybody.
- Fuck.

256
00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,439
I'm first,
third grade, fourth grade,

257
00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:49,359
food stamps, juvie,
all that. Man!

258
00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,444
Here, let me put
my phone number in there.

259
00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,113
I'mma put
my grandmother's number,

260
00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,906
where I wash clothes at
on the weekend.

261
00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,409
Man, God work
in mysterious ways, boy,

262
00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:58,576
I'm telling you, man.

263
00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,078
I've been thinkin' about you,

264
00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,871
thinkin' about you,
thinkin' about you.

265
00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:04,124
I'm so glad you back here
in the LBC.

266
00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,000
But not on
no pooper-scooper shit.

267
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:08,920
Nigga, Tara told you too?

268
00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:11,965
Yeah. The whole hood know
you's pickin' up shit now.

269
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,967
- Fuck that bitch Tara.

270
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,845
Me and my nigga
done rejoined again, man.

271
00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,638
Aight, look, I gotta go.

272
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,473
I gotta bounce, cuz,
I'm on a mission.

273
00:11:20,557 --> 00:11:21,891
I'mma call you.

274
00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:25,687
Love you, cuz.

275
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,689
Fuck is this nigga finna do?

276
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,025
Keys, bitch!

277
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,074
You gonna take all day?

278
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,582
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.

279
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,127
Got to be
some fucking human shit.

280
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,379
Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be
shitting this fuckin' big.

281
00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:53,715
'Cause like,
he like, nowhere, dude.

282
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,508
Hey, bring that.

283
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,312
Just listen
to what he says, man.

284
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,106
Take that, <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

285
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,486
Y'all really think y'all funny
messing with Gary's nerdy ass.

286
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,237
Damn!
- You tryna get some, bitch?

287
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,447
Come get these hands

288
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,865
- and find out, bro.
- Let's go!

289
00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:20,033
Let's go! Let's go!
Fight! Fight!

290
00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,159
Hey, hey, hey!

291
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,286
Damn, man. You just stepped
on my mothafuckin' shoe!

292
00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:25,914
Fuck is y'all laughin' at?

293
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,999
Ol' dusty ass, Payless
shoe-wearin' mothafuckas,

294
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,959
y'all know
what these go for on StockX?

295
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,545
Come on now, dawg.
Those are obviously fake.

296
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,922
Obviously, these cost more

297
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,006
than everything
in your fuckin' house.

298
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,591
You tryna tell me a janitor

299
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,384
just walks around
with the freshest Fendis?

300
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,928
Bitch, yo mama's a janitor.

301
00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:42,263
- Bitch, yo mama's homeless.

302
00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,224
- What did you say?
- That nigga a crackhead.

303
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,517
You lucky I'm on probation,

304
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,185
or I'll slap
the shit outta you.

305
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,770
Man, shut yo crackhead ass up
and keep sweeping shit.

306
00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:50,688
Man, fuck this shit!

307
00:12:52,065 --> 00:12:53,858
- Damn!
Hey, miss!

308
00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:56,069
Hey, you in charge of these
little dusty mothafuckas?

309
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,487
One second.

310
00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:01,699
I'm sorry, are you suggesting
that this is their fault?

311
00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:03,117
Lady, you're being real rude
right now.

312
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,452
And I said, one second!

313
00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:08,039
Oh, shit!

314
00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,960
Mm! God damn, baby,
don't that feel familiar?

315
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,128
Jaycen, uh, can you
let go of me, please?

316
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,172
What the f...

317
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:18,049
God damn, Rise, you look good
as a mothafucka

318
00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:19,509
in them scrubs.

319
00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,094
Hold on, Mama,
you know this basehead?

320
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,845
Mama? This little
piece of shit mine?

321
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,472
You better watch your mouth.

322
00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:25,848
When the last time me and you
was together, what,

323
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,642
'03, '04, Provo?

324
00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:28,726
You do the math.

325
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,229
- Nah, he ain't mine.

326
00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,022
We're leaving, let's go.

327
00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:34,732
Already?

328
00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:36,734
Cherise, I drove all the way
to Long Beach just to see you.

329
00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:38,069
You came all the way
to Long Beach

330
00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,320
to pick up dog shit.

331
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,905
Fuck Tara.

332
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,533
Ain't nobody seen you
around here in 20 years.

333
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:45,118
Let's go. Come on, boys.

334
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,453
Let's let this man
serve his community.

335
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:48,538
What about practice?

336
00:13:48,997 --> 00:13:50,290
It's canceled for today.

337
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:52,000
Where's Coach?

338
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,918
He quit, huh?
Come on, let's go.

339
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:55,336
Hold on, let me get my stuff.

340
00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:01,134
<i>In football,
you gotta have a short memory.</i>

341
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:03,386
<i>Fuck a play up,</i>

342
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,598
<i>- and move on.</i>

343
00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,349
Hey, sweet face.

344
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,517
I'm headed to the clinic

345
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:10,602
and I'll be back
in a few hours.

346
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:11,728
- Okay?
- All right.

347
00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:12,979
- Mwah. Love you.
- Love you, too.

348
00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:16,190
-  Too slow. Too slow.

349
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,277
<i>That's exactly
how I live my life.</i>

350
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,822
<i>Can't be wasting time
thinking about bullshit.</i>

351
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,449
<i>Hurdles into the end zone.</i>

352
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:27,493
<i>And Jaycen Jennings smoked
both defenders on that one.</i>

353
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:28,703
Damn!

354
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:31,998
<i>Like that one girl you
was always trippin' off of...</i>

355
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,918
<i>No matter how good
she still look...</i>

356
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:39,505
<i>I'm a firm believer.</i>

357
00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,218
- Hold this for me, okay?
- Jaycen, what?

358
00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:46,471
I love you, Cherise.

359
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:49,015
<i>To stay
outta the past.</i>

360
00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,226
No matter how good
she still looks.

361
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:56,606
Did I say that already?

362
00:14:57,649 --> 00:14:59,025
Damn, I just said that.

363
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,906
Who the fuck
ringing my doorbell?

364
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:06,199
All right, I'm coming.

365
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,787
Family. What's happening,
baby?

366
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,413
What the fuck
is you doing here?

367
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,832
Hey, man, I needed a place
to lay low for a while.

368
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,834
- Man, this is beautiful, baby.
- For a while?

369
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,294
Yeah, for a while, man.

370
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,754
Well, how the fuck you know
where I live?

371
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,214
How I know where you live?

372
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,967
Oh, man, your phone bills,
man, your credit score, mail.

373
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:27,428
Hey, man, you gotta be careful
who you give your number to.

374
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,972
I mean, come on,
you know it's me, baby.

375
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:32,558
And you know,
I got the THC. 100%.

376
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,770
Pow. That shit will make
a nun get naked.

377
00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:40,233
<i>Yeah, name one nigga in
the hood that play like this</i>

378
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:43,903
<i>I like my weed, uh</i>

379
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,364
<i>- In the mornin'
- Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah</i>

380
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:49,200
<i>- I like my weed
- Said I like my weed</i>

381
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:53,788
Man, them legalizing weed
put a dent in my capital,

382
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,541
but that shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.

383
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,001
You right, this shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.

384
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:02,171
And look,
the crazy thing about it is,

385
00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:04,674
I copped the weed
down on 15th and Atlantic.

386
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,008
Our old corner?

387
00:16:06,092 --> 00:16:07,844
Yeah, our spot.

388
00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:09,804
Where we used to sling
the pounds at.

389
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,431
Cuz, you still selling weed?

390
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,226
Have you ever
sat back and thought

391
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,061
what you wanna do
with your life?

392
00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:21,232
Many a time, but I mean, look,
man, I got tattoos on my face.

393
00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:23,943
Ain't nobody
fuckin' with me, man.

394
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,195
I feel you, homie,

395
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:29,198
but I seen somebody today
from back in the day

396
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,868
that didn't look like they was
doing too bad for herself.

397
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,161
Cherise?

398
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,872
- How you know?
-  I can tell how

399
00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,331
you got that little
kiddy-ass grin

400
00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:38,624
on your face
when you say her name.

401
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:39,876
Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga.

402
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,878
Yes, you is.
Boy, you love that girl,

403
00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:43,421
- Cherise, man.

404
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,339
Hey, but look, she thicker
than a motherfucker.

405
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,050
I'm talkin' about thicker
than a Snicker.

406
00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,260
Shut up.

407
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,596
And she doing good for herself,
she got the clinic down there

408
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,848
where she helping the kids
with the broken arm.

409
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,683
She help the people
with the dialysis.

410
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,853
Man, she even help me when
I got stabbed that 17 times.

411
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,480
Nigga, you got stabbed?

412
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:03,065
- You ain't hear? They didn't
tell you I almost lost my arm?
- No, let me see.

413
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:04,817
Oh, Cuz, you...

414
00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,068
Damn!

415
00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:09,071
They said I lost
350,000 pounds of blood.

416
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:10,156
That much blood?

417
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,200
I ain't hear nothing
about that one.

418
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,659
But anyway...
What happened

419
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,661
to you and Cherise
after high school, man?

420
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,831
Come on, my nigga, you know,
your nigga can't be tied down.

421
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,708
Right, right,
right, right, right.

422
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,002
But you should've seen how
she was on me today though.

423
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,879
But her little
cockblockin'-ass son

424
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,339
and his little football team,

425
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:27,882
they gotta hurry up
and find a head coach,

426
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,550
so I can slide up on her

427
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,011
and get my peep on
at the park every week.

428
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,137
You know
what I'm talking about?

429
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,223
You tryna
Emilio Estevez that ass,

430
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,432
that's what you's tryna do.

431
00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:37,517
Emilio who?

432
00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,477
Emilio Estevez.

433
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:43,523
Man, he played the coach
on <i>Mighty Ducks.</i>

434
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:46,734
Man, he ran a cold game
on Joshua Jackson's momma.

435
00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:49,028
First, he taught him
how to use the puck,

436
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,780
then he turned around,

437
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,573
taught her
how to use the stick.

438
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,784
Man, he got that pussy,

439
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:58,287
and became an American hero
at the same mothafuckin' time.

440
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:01,290
Kareem,

441
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:06,170
you kiddie movie
genius watching mothafucka.

442
00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:07,547
I could just see it now.

443
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:10,299
Jaycen Jennings,
football legend,

444
00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,426
- goes back...
- Yeah.

445
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:15,721
...and saves a ol' raggedy-ass
Pop Warner football team

446
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:16,806
in his neighborhood.

447
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,057
Yeah, say that then.

448
00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,685
You know, people love when
people fuck with poor kids.

449
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:23,938
This just may be my way
to get America

450
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,273
and Cherise

451
00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:28,109
to fuck with Two-J's
all over again.

452
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,278
You know, God works
in mysterious ways.

453
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,988
- Really do.
- And I love you, boy.

454
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,656
I love you, too.

455
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:34,907
What the fuck?

456
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,493
Kareem.

457
00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,161
Safety was on it, cuz.

458
00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:41,539
Oh, nope.

459
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,083
The safety wasn't on it again.

460
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,961
I'm gonna go home and put
some duct tape on the handle.

461
00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:57,889
- Aye, Ms. Cherise.
Hmm.

462
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,515
This new coach coming or what?

463
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,142
There's a group
of girls posted up

464
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:02,685
at the parking lot,
checking for me.

465
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,186
Man, they ain't
checking on you.

466
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,397
Checking on this big-ass <i>pito</i>
right here.

467
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,316
Enough!
No more dick talk.

468
00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:09,609
We've already
talked about this.

469
00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,110
It's not cute. It's not funny.

470
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,612
Stop smiling, Tony.

471
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,739
It's very creepy.
Nobody likes the creepy kid.

472
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,324
- Understand me?

473
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,075
- Yes, Ms. Evans.
- Okay.

474
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,244
God, I love it when
she puts me in my place.

475
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,163
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

476
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,085
Oh, shit.

477
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,296
What the...

478
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,797
Damn,
it's hella bright though.

479
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,049
That's a Benz.

480
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,469
What?

481
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,929
That thing
is so bright.

482
00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:39,972
That is nice.

483
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,268
Yo, isn't that
the crackhead janitor

484
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,853
that was cleaning up poop
the other day?

485
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,396
Looking like
a hip-hop pirate.

486
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:49,732
You gotta be kidding me.

487
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,568
Y'all thought I was
a crackhead janitor, huh?

488
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,153
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yes.

489
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:57,073
Well, turns out,
I'm a rich-ass celebrity.

490
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:58,991
And when I heard
about y'all league

491
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,284
not being able to find y'all

492
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,453
one decent,
respectable citizen

493
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,080
to mentor you little dudes,

494
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,040
shit kinda broke my heart.

495
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,792
- What?
- So, I decided to work out

496
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,251
a deal with
the Los Angeles County

497
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,878
Community Outreach Program,

498
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:12,254
so you could have

499
00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:15,341
football legend,
Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,

500
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,010
as your new head coach.

501
00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:19,971
- Legend?

502
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:21,305
Man, get outta here, dawg.

503
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:22,640
Oh, shit, I know who he is.

504
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,808
Good lookin' out.

505
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,601
'Bout time y'all put
some respect on my name.

506
00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,937
Nah, he used a fake penis
to cheat on drug tests.

507
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,231
You that same guy

508
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,899
who tried to have sex
with a undercover cop

509
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,359
the night before
a playoff game.

510
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,028
Yeah, and the dude who also...

511
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:38,155
Won one of these,
you booger-nosed mothafuckas.

512
00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:39,365
That's real?
Bro,

513
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,158
what's with you and all these
random knockoff shit?

514
00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:42,410
Knockoff?

515
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,412
Nigga, my shit
is 100% certified.

516
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,539
- You fuckin' loser.
- Watch it, Jaycen.

517
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,124
They ain't won a game
all season.

518
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,917
They're losers.
It's just a fact.

519
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:51,502
Damn.

520
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,713
Let me get a picture with
y'all real quick for Twitter.

521
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:54,880
What?

522
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,924
Anybody got, like,
a clipboard or a whistle,

523
00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,426
so I can look like
I'm coaching for real?

524
00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,844
Fake-ass coach, man.

525
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,345
- All right, fuck it.
No one wants you here.

526
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:02,763
Man, don't be
no stranger to danger,

527
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:03,973
squeeze in for this fuckin'
picture for Twitter,

528
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,391
- come on.

529
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,726
Some of y'all
gonna get some girlfriends

530
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,310
when I finish
with this right here.

531
00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:10,229
Come on, man,
don't be flippin' me off, man,

532
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,772
- give me some real shit, man.

533
00:21:13,024 --> 00:21:14,275
Got 'em! Yes, sir.

534
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,735
Team dismissed.

535
00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:18,237
What? We got a game
against the best team

536
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,780
in the league this weekend.

537
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,240
And you haven't
even seen us practice.

538
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,575
Go run them drills.

539
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,535
- Drills?
- On the hop.

540
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,997
Let's go. On the hop
means run, not walk.

541
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,249
Y'all got y'all a coach now,
hurry up.

542
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,001
I don't know, man,
get your stuff, man.

543
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,879
- And you, chocolate sundae.

544
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,215
What you doin' later tonight?
Wanna grab a drink?

545
00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:40,051
You still smoke?

546
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,975
"Blessed as fuck
to share my greatness

547
00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:49,351
"with the next generation.

548
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,605
"Prayer hands emoji.

549
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,732
"Hashtag,
giving back is what I do.

550
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,776
"More than an athlete.

551
00:21:56,859 --> 00:22:00,237
"Hashtag,
poor kids need love too."

552
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,117
Man, you really click in
with them kids, huh?

553
00:22:05,618 --> 00:22:07,787
It really look like I give
a fuck about 'em, right?

554
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,791
For real. For real, man.
That's real.

555
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,376
Hey, man.
I was thinkin' about

556
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,378
what you said about my life
the other day,

557
00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:18,672
and then boom, it hit me.

558
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,717
Assistant Coach Kareem.

559
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,224
I don't think it's gonna work,
Kareem. That's not...

560
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,433
I don't know, man.

561
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,186
You offensive coach,
I'm defensive coach.

562
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,188
Bam, we gonna be
like <i>Batman and Robin.</i>

563
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,773
They gonna love it.

564
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,942
I like your thought process
and your enthusiasm.

565
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,778
This is a career move.
This is big for me, man.

566
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,321
But, homie, I'm workin'

567
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,156
on my clean-cut coaching brand
right here.

568
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,117
Hey, man, don't say that, man,
don't do that. Don't do that.

569
00:22:46,784 --> 00:22:48,869
And you got a face
full of tattoos, so...

570
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:54,750
Oh, you gonna unfollow me

571
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,127
- 'cause of that?
- Yeah, yeah.

572
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,503
- That's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?

573
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:58,963
- That's petty, that's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?

574
00:22:59,255 --> 00:23:00,297
- That's fuckin' petty.
- What we doin'?

575
00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:01,507
What you mean,
"What we doin'?"

576
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,800
What we doin', man?

577
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,426
Nigga, you not
the assistant coach.

578
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,264
- Like that?
- Yeah, it's like that.

579
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,394
Where the fuck is you going,
cuz? This is my house.

580
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,396
I'm 'bout to eat.
- Hold on, cuz.

581
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:16,772
I'm taking the pizza poppers.

582
00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:17,940
Slow down,
little nigga.

583
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,567
It's my mothafuckin' house.

584
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,155
Oh. Excuse me.

585
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,281
You the new coach?

586
00:23:25,698 --> 00:23:27,158
Yeah, that's me.
What, somebody talkin' me up?

587
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,410
Yeah. My son, Gary,

588
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,370
told me
you made him run a lap.

589
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,247
I got my eye on you.

590
00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:34,707
Oh, Gary, baby.

591
00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,750
I got your inhaler on deck.

592
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,086
You just say the word
and Momma be on that field

593
00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:41,338
faster than you can say
asthma attack.

594
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,092
All right, y'all.

595
00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:46,886
You can grab your jerseys.

596
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,679
I got 'em all
cleaned up for you.

597
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,639
You gonna look fantastic
out there today.

598
00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:52,016
Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no.

599
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,767
Wait a minute,
let me see this shit.

600
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,603
Russell Athletics.

601
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,147
Faded numbers.
No nicknames on the back.

602
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,523
This is garbage.

603
00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,358
- This what we own?
- They're the Green team.

604
00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:03,319
Green team?
We cool with Green team?

605
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,778
- Mm-hmm.
Actually,

606
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,155
I think it would
be quite amazing

607
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,406
if we can name ourself
The Dragons.

608
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,490
Man, quit it

609
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:10,910
with your <i>Game of Thrones</i>
virgin-ass bullshit.

610
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,745
Tre, you're a virgin too.
So be quiet.

611
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,205
- And watch your mouth.

612
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,664
This shit is depressing, man.

613
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:17,374
Okay, enough.

614
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,006
Positions! Line up!

615
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,385
Now, that's how the fuck
you supposed to look

616
00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:30,471
when you come to a game.
Just like that.

617
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,098
You dress the part,
you play the part.

618
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:34,767
Oh, my God.

619
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,195
Fuckin' Chip Collins.

620
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,988
- Colonels!

621
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,208
Is that
a freaking drill sergeant

622
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,668
coaching the team,
what the hell?

623
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,544
And what do men do?
Dominate!

624
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:03,629
And what do men do?

625
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,713
Dominate!

626
00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:06,257
And what do men...

627
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,760
Hold on. Is that...

628
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,096
Oh, my Lord, Two-J's.

629
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:16,267
Wow! You look,
uh, like a couch, man.

630
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,977
Is everything okay?

631
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,979
Are you living
in this park here?

632
00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:22,398
I know they say that
Black don't crack, but

633
00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:24,900
I see some fractures
in it right now.

634
00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:27,111
I don't live in this park.
I'm here working, coaching.

635
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,363
- You're... You're coaching?
- Yes.

636
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,739
- Children?
- Mm-hmm.

637
00:25:30,823 --> 00:25:32,408
Oh, the community
service thing.

638
00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:34,451
'Cause you drive
like Helen Keller. Gotcha.

639
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,869
- Fuck you, Chip.
- Look,

640
00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:38,163
I know, me and you haven't
seen eye to eye on everything.

641
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,624
Okay, I've said some things.
You've tweeted some things.

642
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,335
But let's put that aside

643
00:25:43,419 --> 00:25:45,546
and focus on the real reason
why we're here.

644
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,755
And what's that?

645
00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:50,092
The positive PR we get
from coaching peewee football.

646
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:56,265
Joking, man. I'm joking.

647
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,183
No, the kids,
we're here to save the kids,

648
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,269
you know, they'd be out there
doing drive-bys

649
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,021
or whatever else you guys do
in Long Beach.

650
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,355
We are here to be heroes.

651
00:26:03,439 --> 00:26:04,773
You're a hero. Okay?

652
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,234
Government enforced,
but you're still a hero.

653
00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:08,569
I love you, man.

654
00:26:10,321 --> 00:26:12,156
Stretch louder!

655
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,575
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch.

656
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,077
Get up,

657
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:18,620
get dressed,
get up and get to it.

658
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:19,788
I don't got all day.

659
00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,081
I did not
come out here to lose

660
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:22,541
to no bitch-ass Chip Collins.

661
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,043
Man, we got no shot
at winning this thing.

662
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,711
I mean, you see their team,
they're huge.

663
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:26,837
I know, right?

664
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,380
I heard they only recruit
high-school dudes.

665
00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,341
I heard they lineman
got a baby.

666
00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:32,134
Man, who gives a fuck
what they got?

667
00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,553
Put y'all helmets on and
don't fuckin' embarrass me.

668
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,513
Let's go, on the hop.
Let's go!

669
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:38,807
Yeah, that's it!

670
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,269
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

671
00:26:43,479 --> 00:26:45,314
Be ready, guys, be ready!

672
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:46,815
You are hungry.
You are hungry.

673
00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:53,822
Damn, he kicked
the shit outta that.

674
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:55,324
I got it!

675
00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:57,951
Come on! Defense!

676
00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,328
- Ooh, shit.

677
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,413
Oh, come on, man.

678
00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,749
Booyah! That's what
I'm talkin' about.

679
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,292
- Touchdown!

680
00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:06,543
Hell of a start there.

681
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:07,711
First play?

682
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,089
Let's go!
Oh, get some, little boy!

683
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,508
You should call
an ambulance.

684
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,676
Two hundred points off
that kid's SAT score.

685
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,969
- Guaranteed.

686
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:18,347
So, y'all don't know
what the fuck
"don't embarrass me" mean?

687
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,640
Damn!

688
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,558
Tre, Tre, Tre.

689
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,102
- Let's go, Tre.
- Go, go, go.

690
00:27:26,105 --> 00:27:27,189
- Oh, damn!

691
00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:29,942
- Oh, sh... Oh!

692
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,652
Nice! Nice!

693
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,320
Do you have a knife wound
in that shoulder?

694
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,409
- Hey!
- That was filthy, young man.

695
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:39,701
Catch him!
He's so little!

696
00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:42,579
Fuckin' scary, Rise.

697
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,123
We open.

698
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:45,749
God damn it, you wide open!

699
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,626
- Dang!
Get that shit!

700
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,338
Get your ass up! Get up!

701
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,882
Let's go, let's go,
defense, markup!

702
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:56,218
Great hands! Bravo!
Keep it up.

703
00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:59,012
- Look at this shit.

704
00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:00,931
- Whoo!

705
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,182
Coach, I'm gonna be honest.

706
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,267
I don't think
I need this today.

707
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:04,935
Aah!

708
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,020
- Sorry mothafuckers!
- Sorry, Coach.

709
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,480
God damn!

710
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,067
Huddle! Huddle up,
damn it. Come on.

711
00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:13,318
What's the play?

712
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,946
The play is get outta my way
and let me do my thing.

713
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,030
- Aight?
- What?

714
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:18,407
- Break!
- Bro, what?

715
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,950
I'mma handle this
on my own.

716
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:24,830
- Let's go, Tre.
Down, set, hut!

717
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,878
Ooh, shit!
That little mothafucka go!

718
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:31,962
- Tre.
- Come on, come on, come on.

719
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,213
What's going on over here?

720
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,506
Hey, where's that defense?
Stop him.

721
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:35,632
- Go, go, go.
Fuck you!

722
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,301
Yes!
- Yes!

723
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,844
God damn!

724
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,263
Hey,
where's the defense?

725
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,598
What's going on over here?

726
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,057
Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre.

727
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,934
-  Hell yeah!

728
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,103
- Yes!

729
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,105
Yes, sir!
Quit it.

730
00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:52,149
Hey, Cherise,
you sure I ain't his daddy?

731
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:53,233
You wish.

732
00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,526
Carl. Call that, Carl.

733
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,986
I got a personal foul.

734
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,905
Facemask on the offense.

735
00:28:57,988 --> 00:28:59,114
Thank you, Carl.

736
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:00,532
15-yard penalty.
- Come on!

737
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,826
- Replay third down.
- Ref, are you blind?

738
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,453
It's okay, Tre. It's okay.

739
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,788
I got unsportsmanlike conduct.

740
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,373
- Oh, come on.
15-yard penalty.

741
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,334
- I mean...
Great job, Carl.

742
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,377
Sometimes the ref is the MVP.

743
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:15,214
Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice.

744
00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:16,715
Fifty bucks, he hasn't even

745
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,800
- dropped his balls yet.

746
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,177
Drop this!

747
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:23,805
Hey!

748
00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,140
What the fuck
is you all doing?

749
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:26,517
Hey! What is going on

750
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,726
- over here?
Fight!

751
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,895
All right.
See, that's what happens

752
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,480
when you get Two-J's.
Great job.

753
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:32,689
- Fuck!
I need my inhaler.

754
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,982
Gary!

755
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:36,401
Absolute abomination.
Okay?

756
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,861
But Two-J's got 'em doin'

757
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,363
the same thing
that they would be doing

758
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,782
on the block
right here on the field.

759
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,033
You a bitch, Chip!

760
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,701
That's it, that's it.
I'm calling the game.

761
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,703
Oh, come on, ref!
Nobody even fuckin' bleed!

762
00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,705
That ain't the...

763
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,791
- God damn!

764
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,128
Fuck!

765
00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:59,341
Great job out there.
I know, tough circumstances.

766
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,385
<i>This is why you can't have</i>

767
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,721
<i>an egotistical maniac
coaching peewee football.</i>

768
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:07,140
"Hashtag,
worst role model ever."

769
00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:10,310
Be very careful
with Two-J's.

770
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,437
Guy's got gonorrhea again.
Don't touch him,

771
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:13,647
- no hugging. All right?
Definitely.

772
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,403
Well, congratulations,
you little assholes.

773
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,779
Got me looking like
a straight mark

774
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,114
in front of
the whole Internet.

775
00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:23,657
Bruh,
they ain't even had beef!

776
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,784
Man, I'm out this bitch.

777
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,411
- Excuse me?
- I'm done listening

778
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,204
to some washed-up loser,
has-been coach.

779
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,372
Fuck you say to me,
little nigga?

780
00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,582
- Jaycen!
You heard me.

781
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:32,916
Go, go wait by the car.

782
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,294
Kid got a real
fuckin' attitude problem.

783
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:37,546
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

784
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:40,090
These little kids already have
the world bringing them down,

785
00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,383
they don't need
you doing it too.

786
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,802
You really think you're better
than everyone else

787
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,554
because you played for
a professional sports team

788
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:46,847
over two decades ago?

789
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:48,682
It's like ever since you made

790
00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,475
that stupid Hail Mary catch
in high school,

791
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:52,185
you've turned your back
on everybody

792
00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:53,604
who ever helped you. Fuck you.

793
00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,355
Helped me? Shit.

794
00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:57,024
Ain't nobody help me!

795
00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:59,651
I'm Jaycen Jennings.
I don't owe nobody shit.

796
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,612
I'm self-made!

797
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,015
Man.
- Man, I love you, Coach.

798
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,099
I love you too, son.

799
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,893
Way to go, superstar.

800
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,478
- We did it.
- We did it.

801
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:35,771
You did it.

802
00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,359
Jaycen?

803
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:43,570
What up, Coach Feis?

804
00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:46,365
Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings.

805
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:49,534
Oh, man, good to see you, kid.
It's been way too long.

806
00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:51,453
Yeah, it has been a minute, right?

807
00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:53,497
It's been... 20 years, Jaycen.

808
00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:56,375
Jaycen? What happened
to "superstar," Coach?

809
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,751
What's that?

810
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,294
Coach, you used
to call me superstar.

811
00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:00,879
Did I? Hmm.

812
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,339
Coach, are you okay?

813
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,799
Yeah, I'm all right.
What's wrong with you?

814
00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:07,552
Get your ass in here, why
would I call you superstar?

815
00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,221
What's all those F's
on your tracksuit for?

816
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,556
- Reminds me of my report card.

817
00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:21,817
God damn, Coach,

818
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:25,445
this shit is exactly the way
it was when I was here.

819
00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,197
Coach, you ain't never
really thought

820
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,157
about, like,
upgrading your shit?

821
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:30,826
No.

822
00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:31,910
Like your TV.

823
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,037
This is a Zenith. The desk.

824
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:35,414
This raggedy-ass couch.

825
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,748
I love that couch.

826
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,166
Come on, Coach,
I used to cut class

827
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,835
and take naps
on that couch right there.

828
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:41,002
Look at it now.

829
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,630
Duct tape on it,
books holding up as a leg,

830
00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:44,840
the shit is a mess.

831
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:46,925
You know what I think, Coach?

832
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:49,761
I think I should make
a phone call to Italy 2000

833
00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:51,596
and get you
a brand-new couch up in here.

834
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,057
Get you spooned and groomed
one time.

835
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,935
No, no, forget about that.
What about you?

836
00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,520
What you been up to
these past 20 years?

837
00:32:58,603 --> 00:32:59,604
Shit.

838
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:01,815
Honestly, I'm here

839
00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,483
because I don't know
what the fuck I'm doin'.

840
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,319
That I see.

841
00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:08,697
"I see"? Come on, Coach.

842
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,032
Now, you know, you the only
role model in my life.

843
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,285
Do you remember
what you were like

844
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,453
when you showed up here

845
00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:16,830
first practice
of freshman year?

846
00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,874
I don't know,
like a baller from the jump,

847
00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:20,125
a diamond in the rough?

848
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,085
Man, you were
a pain in the ass.

849
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:23,420
Come on, Coach,
see, that kinda talk

850
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:24,546
with you just
dragging me like that,

851
00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:25,839
how am I gonna
buy you a couch?

852
00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,382
You know what, Jaycen,
I appreciate it,

853
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,009
but you know what,
get off my couch, man. Fuck.

854
00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:30,302
Hundreds of my players

855
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:31,553
have sat on that couch
right there,

856
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:32,846
and they've come in here

857
00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:34,431
and they've talked to me
about their lives

858
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:35,974
and their dreams
and their goals.

859
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,518
And you know
better than anyone

860
00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:39,936
that kids from this area,

861
00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:42,397
they're underdogs
in the world.

862
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:45,734
They grow up with
not one advantage in life.

863
00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,986
And sometimes,
that door being open,

864
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,197
and that old couch
right there,

865
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,616
might've been the only safe
haven that those kids had.

866
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,659
So, when you come
and talk to me

867
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,578
about buying me
a new couch, yeah,

868
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,079
all right,
maybe I need a new couch,

869
00:33:58,163 --> 00:33:59,998
because that one's
getting a little worn out.

870
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:03,627
But, to me, I'd prefer to give
that couch a little TLC.

871
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,504
- Just a little love.
- Oh, shit!

872
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,547
Oh, shit!

873
00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:11,343
You Jedi mind-tricking
mothafucka, you, Coach.

874
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:12,511
I got it!

875
00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:14,262
You tellin' me
that just because

876
00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,806
the kids that I'm coachin',

877
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:19,059
they may be raggedy and rough
around the edges and shit...

878
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:20,685
Wait a minute, man,
you're coaching?

879
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,146
But they require TLC.

880
00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:26,233
And if I provide TLC,
they can be just as good

881
00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:27,651
as any team
that's out there,

882
00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,820
and that is the key

883
00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:32,030
to becomin'
a mothafuckin' role model.

884
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,740
I get you. I got you.

885
00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:36,034
You the Gandhi of this
mothafuckin' coaching shit.

886
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,161
That's all I needed,
inspiration. I'm out.

887
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,582
THC is some shit. Wow.

888
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,085
Crazy!

889
00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,677
He shouldn't
even be here.

890
00:34:55,846 --> 00:34:57,514
I don't want nothing
to do with this guy.

891
00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:58,640
This guy sucks.

892
00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:01,560
Wassup, wassup?

893
00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:06,022
Oh, I see y'all little angry
about my tardiness.

894
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,692
Had that sick feeling
in the pit of your stomach

895
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,068
of being abandoned again?

896
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,862
Yeah.
- Well, good.

897
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,698
That's just the way I want
you little assholes to feel.

898
00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,199
Okay, what?
Now, when I first

899
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:18,201
started coaching this team,

900
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:20,245
I ain't believe
in none of y'all.

901
00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:21,705
Not even a li'l bit.

902
00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:25,584
Until I got Jedi mind-tricked
into realizing

903
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,627
that I underestimated y'all.

904
00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:29,337
Same way niggas did me.

905
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,215
- See, we the same.

906
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:33,508
We underdogs.

907
00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,635
The dog underneath the dog

908
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,596
that's always getting
pissed and shitted on.

909
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,598
- Where's he getting at?
- But today,

910
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,391
I'm done pissing and shitting
on you kids.

911
00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,435
Now, when I look at y'all now,

912
00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,855
I don't see
a bunch of assholes.

913
00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,649
I see me,
in every last one of y'all.

914
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,152
It ain't no limits
to what y'all can do

915
00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:54,654
with Jaycen Jennings
on the sideline,

916
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:57,532
coaching
and actually givin' a fuck.

917
00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:00,744
Don't know
what that means.

918
00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,246
That's it?

919
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:04,456
That's your big speech?

920
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:06,249
So, you're just gonna

921
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,293
stop peeing and pooping
all over us now?

922
00:36:09,252 --> 00:36:11,796
Because you remember
that you were an underdog?

923
00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:14,925
Well, couldn't have
said it better myself.

924
00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,426
Corny as hell.

925
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:17,886
All right now, get your
asses up, let's warm up.

926
00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:19,012
Let's go.

927
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,889
What y'all sitting around for?
Let's go!

928
00:36:20,972 --> 00:36:22,307
Yeah, little mothafuckers.

929
00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:23,600
- Warm up.
Who's that guy?

930
00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:25,936
When Coach say, "Warm up,"
warm this mothafucker up!

931
00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,437
Let's go,
I'll pump that pistol

932
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,980
- up in here. Come on, get it.
Go, go.

933
00:36:29,064 --> 00:36:30,565
Get it. You think it's a game?

934
00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:33,193
Boy, I'll lay your ass down
right up in here, right now.

935
00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:36,613
I will clear this whole
mothafuckin' field out.

936
00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,323
Go, go, go, go.
- Kareem?

937
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,367
Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby?

938
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,786
Kareem, the fuck
is you doin' here, man?

939
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,788
Hey, I know you say you ain't
want me up here coaching

940
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,331
on a official capacity.

941
00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:47,499
But you know what I mean?

942
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,042
I'm over here lingering
in the periphial.

943
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,377
You feel me, cuz.

944
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,753
You hear me,
I just wanted to come up here

945
00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:53,171
and drop
a few of them little gems

946
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,839
on the knowledge that I have

947
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,216
of the game. Hold up a minute.

948
00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:57,926
Man, you look like
you got a Pamper on!

949
00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,302
Pick that shit up!

950
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,096
This how you gotta
talk to 'em.

951
00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:03,264
Hey, Cherise,
are you single, baby?

952
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:04,557
Oh.

953
00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,351
Oh, man.

954
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:09,104
Nah, I'm just kidding,
I know my man, J, tryna smash.

955
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,523
Check it out.

956
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,233
This book right here

957
00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:15,360
gonna have y'all
running schemes like a pro.

958
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:17,404
Yo, you don't got
no trick plays up in here?

959
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,614
We don't need
no goddamn trick plays.

960
00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:20,949
But they're so fun.

961
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,367
Trick plays are dope
as fuck though.

962
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,661
I like trick plays.
I really do,

963
00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,162
I love 'em.
I love trick plays.

964
00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,081
Man, how the fuck
you get a playbook?

965
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,250
I'm just saying,
ain't no tables of contents

966
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,293
- or nothing up in here, babe.
- Anyway,

967
00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,462
this book right here
took your boy,

968
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:38,174
Jaycen Jennings, to superstar,
legendary status.

969
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,885
You mean a washed-up loser
coaching peewee in Long Beach?

970
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:42,303
Nah, I'm talking
about the nigga

971
00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:44,347
that had your momma
before she had you.

972
00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:47,225
Now learn the goddamn playbook

973
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,643
- and quit playin' so much.

974
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,437
Hut.
Go.

975
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,690
Again.
Till we get it right.

976
00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:55,692
We not movin' on
to the next play

977
00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:56,860
till y'all get
this shit right.

978
00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,194
Hut.

979
00:38:01,406 --> 00:38:02,407
- God damn it, Tony.
Hut.

980
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,786
Hand me that football.

981
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,038
Oh, man.

982
00:38:08,371 --> 00:38:10,123
Hey, dawg, you ever touched
a titty before?

983
00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,666
- What?

984
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,460
A titty. Have you ever
touched a titty before...

985
00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:14,586
- Be quiet.

986
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:15,962
You ever touch a titty before?

987
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,130
Man, of course I have.

988
00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:19,257
So many titties, all sizes.

989
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,717
A, triple A, double D.

990
00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:22,844
Man ain't never
touched no titty.

991
00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:24,429
Those are battery sizes.

992
00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:25,722
Man, yes, I have.

993
00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,390
Don't project your lack
of titty touching onto me.

994
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,850
Come here, man,
let me talk to you.

995
00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:31,936
Look, this ball right here.

996
00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:33,646
That's your titty.

997
00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:34,856
You gotta hold it tight.

998
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,441
'Cause everybody
wants your titty.

999
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,109
Do I have consent
of touching the titty?

1000
00:38:38,193 --> 00:38:39,360
What you just say?

1001
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:40,528
I'm not just
gonna touch a titty

1002
00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:41,613
if it doesn't
wanna be touched.

1003
00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,698
Touching titties
without consent

1004
00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:46,076
got my cousin
30 days in the county.

1005
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,202
Oh, that's nice.

1006
00:38:47,577 --> 00:38:48,912
- Get your ass outta here.

1007
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,455
You got my consent, okay?

1008
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:51,539
Nice!

1009
00:38:51,956 --> 00:38:53,249
Let's run it again.
Let's run it.

1010
00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:57,212
Hey, I like the titty thang,
keep the titty thang, cuz.

1011
00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,506
- Fuck up.
- Keep that titty thang, cuz.

1012
00:38:59,589 --> 00:39:01,674
Back in it. Back on line.
Come on, y'all, run it again.

1013
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,804
The things you do in practice,
you'll do in the game.

1014
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:07,472
If you're sorry at practice,

1015
00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,224
you're gonna be sorry
in the game.

1016
00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:10,683
Let's go, on the hop.

1017
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,977
- The fuck was that?

1018
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,104
Come on, get it right.

1019
00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,480
- Yo!
Get it together.

1020
00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,565
- One more time. Again.

1021
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,109
- God damn it.
Oh!

1022
00:39:19,192 --> 00:39:20,652
No butter finger
anymore.

1023
00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:22,153
- Ooh!

1024
00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:23,321
Oh!

1025
00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:24,906
- What the fuck?

1026
00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:27,283
That's why I can't stand
your little ass.

1027
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,035
- Hey!
Come on, defense.

1028
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,328
Make it look like something,
let's go!

1029
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,412
Hut.

1030
00:39:32,789 --> 00:39:34,374
Oh!

1031
00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:36,584
Little mothafucker came
outta nowhere like a ghost.

1032
00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,211
- Yeah!
See right there?

1033
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:39,504
Everybody on the team
need to be hitting

1034
00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,297
like this right here.

1035
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,299
Hey, your new name is Ghost.

1036
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:45,176
I see you in there.

1037
00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:47,428
Little homie, let me
talk to you, come here.

1038
00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:49,430
Let's huddle up,
little mothafuckers.

1039
00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:51,224
Look, you can't be
the tiniest mothafucker

1040
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,476
on the team
and the softest, man.

1041
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,103
Quick question, real quick.

1042
00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:56,771
Who's your favorite character
on <i>Game of Thrones?</i>

1043
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,273
Wait, what?

1044
00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:00,275
Do you like the midget
who drinks the wine?

1045
00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:02,235
The tall blonde
with the sword?

1046
00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:03,987
Or the sister-fucker
with the iron hand?

1047
00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,405
Oh, my God!

1048
00:40:05,488 --> 00:40:06,656
- Coach, you're a fan...
- Uh-uh-uh-uh...

1049
00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:09,993
Shut the fuck up.
It's between me and you.

1050
00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:12,495
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry.

1051
00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,789
I feel like I've always had
a thing for the dragons.

1052
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,124
So, I guess Drogon.

1053
00:40:16,207 --> 00:40:17,917
Yeah, definitely Drogon.

1054
00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,335
He's so badass
and everyone's afraid...

1055
00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:21,379
That's what I'm looking for
right there.

1056
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,714
You take that spirit
to the field

1057
00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:24,132
and you go full-on Drogon.

1058
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,842
I want you flying around
and burning up shit,

1059
00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,261
and make 'em respect your
fire-breathing dragon ass.

1060
00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:31,014
- You hear me?
- Yes, Coach!

1061
00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:34,017
I don't know what kinda
inspirational bullshit

1062
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,602
y'all working on over there,

1063
00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,188
but his goofy, nerdy ass
gonna always be a bitch.

1064
00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:39,814
Tre, I'm fuckin' you up.

1065
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:41,232
- Come on, run it. Run it.

1066
00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:43,151
Hey, pick it up,
you little fat mothafucker,

1067
00:40:43,234 --> 00:40:44,235
pick it up!

1068
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,486
Damn.

1069
00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:47,322
- You not going pro.

1070
00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:48,698
Right now you sorry.

1071
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:51,743
I'm sorry I'm coaching you
sorry mothafuckers. Let's go.

1072
00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:55,079
If the ball hits your hand,

1073
00:40:55,163 --> 00:40:57,248
you're supposed to pick it up.
Y'all know the rule.

1074
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:58,458
Yell bingo on the pick.

1075
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,959
Go!

1076
00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,628
Oh, pick that up.
Oh!

1077
00:41:01,711 --> 00:41:03,463
God damn it, sticky fingers.

1078
00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:05,089
Run it one more time.
Let me see

1079
00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:06,799
if this mothafucker
can get it right. Let's go.

1080
00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:08,760
Let's make a play, pretty boy.

1081
00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:09,928
Come on,
what the fuck is that?

1082
00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,512
Hey, pretty boy!

1083
00:41:11,596 --> 00:41:12,722
- You!
Me?

1084
00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:13,890
Bring your ass over here!

1085
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,476
You missing pass after pass,

1086
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:17,977
you got on
all this sweet-ass shit.

1087
00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,354
I dig this.

1088
00:41:19,437 --> 00:41:21,189
You know what,
every time you fuck up,

1089
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:23,191
we taking off
some of that swag you got on.

1090
00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:24,567
And come to think of it,

1091
00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,319
you always talkin'
that knockoff shit,

1092
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:27,737
but you the only mothafucker
out here wearing fake shit.

1093
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:28,947
- Me?
Yeah, you.

1094
00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,073
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

1095
00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:31,491
Well, we know what

1096
00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:32,575
- you talkin' about. Yeah!
- Hey, hey, quit playin'.

1097
00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:33,743
Nah, ain't no "quit playin'."

1098
00:41:33,826 --> 00:41:34,994
The next time
you come out here

1099
00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:36,621
acting like a fake-ass rapper,

1100
00:41:36,704 --> 00:41:38,790
and you can't back it up
out on the field,

1101
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,541
we gonna kick your little ass
off the field.

1102
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,043
- Ain't that right, Coach J?
- That's a fact.

1103
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:43,503
You outta here.
Now get on over there, man.

1104
00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:44,796
Damn!

1105
00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:46,005
Stop acting like you got
a album coming out!

1106
00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:48,341
Bingo.

1107
00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:49,842
- Come here, something else.

1108
00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,886
- Bring that shit to me.
Run it, run it.

1109
00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,137
Took a long time
putting this shit on,

1110
00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,347
now take it off.

1111
00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,182
There it go, right
in your hands.

1112
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,892
Bring your sorry ass over
here. I need the wristband.

1113
00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,143
Come on,
whip out of 'em.

1114
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,687
It gonna look good
on me.

1115
00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:01,854
Uh-uh, he needs something too,

1116
00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:03,606
he wanna go to the club,
give me that armband.

1117
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,483
You gonna learn today.
Thank you.

1118
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,485
Take the helmet off,

1119
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,112
I want that durag.
Take it off.

1120
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:10,446
We just here
to take it, baby.

1121
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:11,572
Keep fuckin' up,
you're gonna be

1122
00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:12,907
- naked out here.

1123
00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:14,909
I'mma take them beads out his
mothafuckin' head next time.

1124
00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:17,495
Let's go. With your
Stevie-Wonder-looking ass.

1125
00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:22,250
Hey!

1126
00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,710
- Jaycen.
- What up?

1127
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,379
A few of the kids
need a ride home.

1128
00:42:26,462 --> 00:42:28,923
Any way I can trust you
to get them home safely?

1129
00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,175
No fucking way. I'm not finna

1130
00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,677
have those little dirty-ass
booger eaters

1131
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,429
fuckin' up
my midnight black leather.

1132
00:42:34,512 --> 00:42:36,347
Jaycen, I have to go to work.

1133
00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:38,891
And your players
need their coach

1134
00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:40,268
to give them a ride home.

1135
00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,228
Can you do that,

1136
00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:43,313
Coach?

1137
00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:46,399
Sure.
Anything for the children.

1138
00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:50,320
Fuck that leather.
It's only cow, right?

1139
00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:52,322
Yep.

1140
00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:53,406
Yep.

1141
00:42:57,577 --> 00:43:00,121
You got this
grandpa black interior?

1142
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:02,290
- This shit is trash.

1143
00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:04,625
Yo, Coach, you dropping me off
first, right?

1144
00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:05,752
I gotta piss.

1145
00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:07,295
Nah, forget that. Hold it.

1146
00:43:07,378 --> 00:43:08,379
I can't.

1147
00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:11,382
'Cause you got
a little-ass dick.

1148
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,842
Hey! What's that gotta do
with anything?

1149
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:15,386
The bigger your dick,
the longer you can hold it.

1150
00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:16,804
That makes sense to me.

1151
00:43:16,888 --> 00:43:19,307
I'm pretty sure that's not
how penises work.

1152
00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:21,225
Hey, hey, hey,
enough with that shit, man.

1153
00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:23,102
That's all y'all wanna talk
about is dicks and shit.

1154
00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:24,937
Shut the fuck up
and talk about some girls

1155
00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:26,564
or fuckin' cartoons
or something.

1156
00:43:27,732 --> 00:43:28,858
Little dick say what?

1157
00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:30,818
- What?
- You said what.

1158
00:43:30,902 --> 00:43:33,196
- We got him.

1159
00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:34,489
That's the oldest
trick in the book.

1160
00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:35,823
Okay.

1161
00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:38,201
With your <i>Squid Game</i>
lookin' ass.

1162
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,535
All right,
see you later, Tony.

1163
00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:40,661
See you, guys.
Bye, Tony.

1164
00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:42,163
See ya.
- Hey, Tony.

1165
00:43:42,246 --> 00:43:43,748
You're gonna just leave
your shit in my car?

1166
00:43:43,831 --> 00:43:45,917
Uh, I'll just pick it up
from you next practice.

1167
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:47,627
- See you, Coach.

1168
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,087
- What was that about?

1169
00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,172
His parents think
he at Mathletes practice.

1170
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:52,632
What the fuck is a Mathlete?

1171
00:43:52,715 --> 00:43:54,884
Only the coolest
after-school club

1172
00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,303
with the cleverest
play on words ever.

1173
00:43:58,721 --> 00:44:00,098
I hate you so much.

1174
00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:02,725
Hate the player.
Wait, no. Hate the game.

1175
00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:03,935
Hate the player,
not the game.

1176
00:44:04,018 --> 00:44:05,686
Not the game.

1177
00:44:08,439 --> 00:44:11,234
Thanks for the ride.
Hey, it's cool right here.

1178
00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:13,277
My house is, like,
right down the street.

1179
00:44:13,778 --> 00:44:15,196
Come on, Dwayne,
it's raining outside.

1180
00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:16,614
I can't leave you
out here like that.

1181
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:17,907
Nah, nah, it's cool.

1182
00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:20,118
I'mma just, um,
pop up in there

1183
00:44:20,201 --> 00:44:21,828
and cop me
some kickstarter cleat.

1184
00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:24,247
Okay.

1185
00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:27,291
All right.
You get that.

1186
00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:37,802
<i>And we lit tonight,
don't worry 'bout tomorrow</i>

1187
00:44:37,885 --> 00:44:39,929
<i>When she with me, she feel
like she hit the lotto</i>

1188
00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:41,973
<i>And when I walk out,
the tings, they gon' follow</i>

1189
00:44:42,056 --> 00:44:43,349
<i>- Bitch, I'm the
- Best</i>

1190
00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:46,436
<i>Best, best, best,
best, best, best</i>

1191
00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:49,147
<i>Way too blessed,
blessed, blessed, blessed</i>

1192
00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:50,815
<i>Blessed, blessed, blessed</i>

1193
00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,191
<i>Bitch, I'm the best</i>

1194
00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:54,902
<i>Best, best, best,
best, best, best</i>

1195
00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:56,446
<i>Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah!</i>

1196
00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:57,572
All right, y'all.

1197
00:44:58,322 --> 00:44:59,699
You got pro caliber plays.

1198
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:02,410
A hell of a coach/role model.

1199
00:45:02,493 --> 00:45:04,287
And now...

1200
00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:06,998
you got these.

1201
00:45:07,373 --> 00:45:08,708
Hey, that's crazy!

1202
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:11,461
Look at those helmets.
- Whoa!

1203
00:45:13,045 --> 00:45:15,339
Yeah, $10,000 jerseys
for y'all.

1204
00:45:15,423 --> 00:45:16,757
Are you tryna buy us off now?

1205
00:45:17,884 --> 00:45:19,594
- Shit, I ain't mad at it.
Thank you.

1206
00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:21,053
Drogon.

1207
00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:23,097
Ooh!
- House of Dragons style.

1208
00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:24,640
- No way!
Pretty boy.

1209
00:45:25,183 --> 00:45:26,392
Now you look the part

1210
00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:27,643
- and you can play the part.
- Okay.

1211
00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:28,978
My favorite, Titties.

1212
00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:32,356
- The mysterious Ghost.

1213
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,525
And this one for you,
Superstar.

1214
00:45:35,109 --> 00:45:36,736
And let's see who else we got.

1215
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:40,698
So, is there a reason
why the word "Underdoggs"

1216
00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:42,366
has two Gs in it?

1217
00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:43,451
Two Gs?

1218
00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:44,994
Yeah!

1219
00:45:45,077 --> 00:45:46,329
- I got the two Gs right here.

1220
00:45:46,412 --> 00:45:47,413
Shit!

1221
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:52,251
- Meet Killa and Skrilla!

1222
00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:54,670
Two dogs for two Gs.
You get it?

1223
00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,464
Kareem, what the fuck
is you doing?

1224
00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:57,798
I found 'em chained up

1225
00:45:57,882 --> 00:45:59,467
in the back
of the Wienerschnitzel.

1226
00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,885
Get these fuckin' dogs
outta here,

1227
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:01,969
I'm tryna coach football.

1228
00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:03,763
The dogs like football too.

1229
00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,723
- Man, have a heart.

1230
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,894
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1231
00:46:09,977 --> 00:46:12,939
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1232
00:46:13,022 --> 00:46:16,275
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1233
00:46:16,984 --> 00:46:19,529
Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm talking about.

1234
00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:21,072
Look the part,
you play the part.

1235
00:46:21,155 --> 00:46:23,074
The way y'all look right now,
I see no excuse

1236
00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:24,450
for the Underdoggs
not to go out there

1237
00:46:24,742 --> 00:46:26,369
and get our first mothafuckin'
win of the season.

1238
00:46:26,452 --> 00:46:28,496
Yeah! Yeah!

1239
00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:31,082
Let's go. Underdoggs, on me,
"Underdoggs" on three. One...

1240
00:46:31,165 --> 00:46:32,625
Let's just get that shit
over with.

1241
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,544
Damn, I'mma have to carry
your asses anyway.

1242
00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:36,337
Hater.

1243
00:46:39,131 --> 00:46:40,341
Let's make a play.

1244
00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,969
Do you understand
what you got goin' on here?

1245
00:46:43,594 --> 00:46:45,304
- We are fuckin' losers.
- Hey!

1246
00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,389
Losers.
Hut!

1247
00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:49,767
- Get it off! Get it off!
Here!

1248
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:51,227
Get it off! Let it go!

1249
00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:54,355
- What are you doing?
Throw the ball!

1250
00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:56,607
Stop being a fuckin' hotdog,
throw the ball.

1251
00:46:58,442 --> 00:46:59,610
What the hell's
wrong with you?

1252
00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:01,362
Your daddy
should've pulled out.

1253
00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:02,572
- Coach, come on.
Hut.

1254
00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,156
Yo, make the play, Gary.

1255
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,616
What you doing?

1256
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,159
- What you doing?
- God damn it!

1257
00:47:08,411 --> 00:47:10,204
Oh, my God!
He did it again.

1258
00:47:10,746 --> 00:47:12,164
Here! Here!
Hit that shit.

1259
00:47:12,582 --> 00:47:13,791
Throw the ball!

1260
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,418
Give him the ball, Tre.

1261
00:47:15,501 --> 00:47:17,628
- Throw the goddamn ball!
Oh, man!

1262
00:47:17,712 --> 00:47:20,089
You're a hardheaded-ass
quarterback.

1263
00:47:21,716 --> 00:47:23,509
- Let's go, baby.
- Hey!

1264
00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:25,511
Come on, little asshole.
Run the goddamn play.

1265
00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:26,596
Set.

1266
00:47:27,805 --> 00:47:29,015
Hut!

1267
00:47:29,765 --> 00:47:32,184
Tony, hit that shit.
God damn!

1268
00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:33,853
What the fuck
is you doing, Tre?

1269
00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:35,396
I got him!

1270
00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:36,814
Fuck!

1271
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,399
Hey, man. That was supposed
to be a handoff.

1272
00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:40,067
You think I'd ever
hand it off to you?

1273
00:47:40,151 --> 00:47:41,193
- Screw you!
The fuck!

1274
00:47:41,694 --> 00:47:43,738
Get off me!

1275
00:47:43,821 --> 00:47:44,989
What're y'all doin'?

1276
00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:47,992
Fight for real, man!

1277
00:47:48,075 --> 00:47:49,076
Watch it!

1278
00:47:49,493 --> 00:47:50,745
- Come here, come here.
Back up!

1279
00:47:50,828 --> 00:47:52,038
What's your problem?

1280
00:47:52,121 --> 00:47:54,415
Get off of me!
Let me go!

1281
00:47:54,498 --> 00:47:56,042
Bro, man, let me go.

1282
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,044
This shit ends right here
and right mothafuckin' now.

1283
00:47:58,127 --> 00:47:59,545
I've been givin'
your little ass a pass

1284
00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:01,130
'cause you Cherise's kid
and all,

1285
00:48:01,213 --> 00:48:03,174
but you're making it difficult
as fuck right now

1286
00:48:03,257 --> 00:48:05,843
for me and your teammates,
and we sick of your shit.

1287
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:07,011
Man, fuck you!

1288
00:48:07,094 --> 00:48:08,929
And my teammates, everybody!

1289
00:48:09,013 --> 00:48:10,723
I don't owe nobody shit.

1290
00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:12,058
I'm self-made.

1291
00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,565
You sound just like me.

1292
00:48:19,649 --> 00:48:20,900
I ain't nothing like you.

1293
00:48:20,983 --> 00:48:22,568
You're a washed-up loser.

1294
00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:27,990
Yeah. You're right.

1295
00:48:28,866 --> 00:48:29,867
I am.

1296
00:48:31,452 --> 00:48:33,287
You wanna know
how I became a loser?

1297
00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:36,874
By doing the same dumbass shit
you doing right now.

1298
00:48:39,335 --> 00:48:42,088
No wonder why nobody wanted
to fuckin' play with me.

1299
00:48:42,171 --> 00:48:44,048
Shit is fuckin' irritating.

1300
00:48:44,924 --> 00:48:46,467
You know something
though, Tre?

1301
00:48:47,677 --> 00:48:49,178
If you really wanna
win a game,

1302
00:48:49,845 --> 00:48:51,180
stop pushing away

1303
00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:53,182
all the mothafuckers
that's on your team.

1304
00:48:53,849 --> 00:48:56,602
But if you ultimately
wanna become a loser,

1305
00:48:57,895 --> 00:49:02,441
keep doing the same
dumbass shit that I did.

1306
00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:30,469
Remember when in Season 3,
when Khaleesi burns

1307
00:49:30,553 --> 00:49:31,679
the slaver's village
to the ground?

1308
00:49:31,762 --> 00:49:33,055
What is he talking about?

1309
00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:34,849
Oh, my God. You're a fan?

1310
00:49:34,932 --> 00:49:37,143
Make them bend
their mothafuckin' knee.

1311
00:49:38,686 --> 00:49:39,687
All right?

1312
00:49:40,187 --> 00:49:41,605
And you,

1313
00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:42,940
take care of that titty.

1314
00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,233
- Yeah, your titty, man.
All right?

1315
00:49:44,316 --> 00:49:45,359
"Underdoggs" on three.
One, two, three.

1316
00:49:45,443 --> 00:49:46,652
- Underdoggs!
Underdoggs!

1317
00:49:48,696 --> 00:49:50,156
- Come on, Tre.

1318
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,907
Stop fighting.
Run the goddamn play.

1319
00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:53,951
Set.

1320
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,578
Down.

1321
00:49:55,953 --> 00:49:56,954
Hut!

1322
00:49:58,456 --> 00:49:59,999
<i>Dracarys!</i>

1323
00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:02,710
Good block, Gary!
- Yes, yes, yes!

1324
00:50:02,793 --> 00:50:04,253
Go, Tony, go!

1325
00:50:04,336 --> 00:50:05,629
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1326
00:50:05,713 --> 00:50:07,173
- Oh, oh.
God damn it,

1327
00:50:07,256 --> 00:50:08,632
good move! Good shit, baby!

1328
00:50:11,135 --> 00:50:12,470
Whoo!

1329
00:50:12,553 --> 00:50:13,971
Hold them titties.
Tony, hold them titties.

1330
00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,723
This is my titty,
this is my titty!

1331
00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:17,266
- To the house, to the house!
- This is my titty!

1332
00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:18,476
- To the mothafuckin' house!
- This is my titty,

1333
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:19,518
- this is my titty!

1334
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,728
Yeah!
- Yeah!

1335
00:50:20,811 --> 00:50:21,937
Touchdown!

1336
00:50:22,438 --> 00:50:23,731
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1337
00:50:23,814 --> 00:50:25,733
That's what
I'm talking about, man.

1338
00:50:27,026 --> 00:50:28,778
Hey, hey, whoo,

1339
00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:31,697
- whoo, hee, hee, yay!
- The two Js?

1340
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,366
Excessive celebration.

1341
00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,659
- 15-yard penalty...
- Fuck you, ref!

1342
00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:37,369
- ...enforced on the kickoff.
- We don't give a fuck.

1343
00:50:37,453 --> 00:50:38,871
Underdoggs celebrate,
get used to it.

1344
00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:40,456
We'll be back. Let's go!

1345
00:50:41,373 --> 00:50:42,875
Yo, Tre, shake that shit!

1346
00:50:45,294 --> 00:50:46,837
- Yes, yes, go to the house!

1347
00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:48,339
Good shit! Yeah!

1348
00:50:48,923 --> 00:50:52,343
Hey, hey, hey!

1349
00:50:52,426 --> 00:50:53,636
Eff your flag.
Let's go!

1350
00:50:55,471 --> 00:50:56,806
Good block. Yes, sir!

1351
00:50:58,265 --> 00:50:59,600
Make the play. Go!

1352
00:50:59,683 --> 00:51:00,935
- Let's go!
Touchdown!

1353
00:51:02,353 --> 00:51:04,104
To the house!
To the house!

1354
00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:05,773
Great run, Gary.

1355
00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:08,734
This is my titty!

1356
00:51:09,318 --> 00:51:10,903
- Way to go, Tony!

1357
00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:12,655
Touchdown!
Fuck yeah!

1358
00:51:13,447 --> 00:51:16,700
That's what I'm talking about.
Teamwork make a dream work.

1359
00:51:19,078 --> 00:51:20,704
Good shit, Superstar.

1360
00:51:20,788 --> 00:51:22,373
Yeah!
- Yeah, whatever.

1361
00:51:22,456 --> 00:51:23,916
You're still
a washed-up loser.

1362
00:51:26,210 --> 00:51:27,253
Come here.

1363
00:51:27,336 --> 00:51:29,088
Come here!

1364
00:51:29,171 --> 00:51:32,007
I used to run track, you know,
that's why you fast like that.

1365
00:51:41,851 --> 00:51:44,103
Good game today,
Coach. Thanks for the ride.

1366
00:51:45,187 --> 00:51:46,188
This cool.

1367
00:51:46,772 --> 00:51:47,940
Thanks, Coach.

1368
00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:49,775
I'mma just pop up
in here and cop

1369
00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:51,569
- me some new shoes real quick.
- Me some new shoes real quick.

1370
00:51:52,945 --> 00:51:54,238
Man, no, you not.

1371
00:51:55,406 --> 00:51:57,491
Hmm. You know,
when I was your age,

1372
00:51:58,033 --> 00:52:00,452
this store
used to be 7-Eleven.

1373
00:52:00,536 --> 00:52:02,413
And every day
the school bus dropped me off,

1374
00:52:02,496 --> 00:52:03,998
I race up in that mothafucker,

1375
00:52:04,081 --> 00:52:05,666
get me some Swishers
or some condoms or whatever,

1376
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:08,210
but I never actually
bought anything.

1377
00:52:08,919 --> 00:52:10,713
I was just puttin' on a front,

1378
00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:13,090
so nobody'd see me
walkin' home

1379
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,717
to that trailer park
around the corner.

1380
00:52:16,468 --> 00:52:18,053
The trailer park
around the corner?

1381
00:52:19,889 --> 00:52:21,140
Damn, I didn't even know that.

1382
00:52:21,223 --> 00:52:22,766
Come on, cuz, are you crazy?

1383
00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,310
You tell everybody
on the team that you gonna

1384
00:52:24,393 --> 00:52:25,644
get you a new pair of shoes
every day.

1385
00:52:26,979 --> 00:52:28,188
You think we don't recognize

1386
00:52:28,272 --> 00:52:29,815
when you never show up
with none?

1387
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,569
All right, fine.

1388
00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:35,988
It's just...

1389
00:52:36,864 --> 00:52:39,617
It's kinda embarrassing
to be the brokest kid

1390
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,577
on a team of broke-ass kids.

1391
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,537
Ain't nothin'
to be embarrassed about.

1392
00:52:43,621 --> 00:52:45,706
The best underdog stories

1393
00:52:46,290 --> 00:52:49,209
start out just like
me and you. You feel me?

1394
00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:53,589
You used to live
in a trailer park too?

1395
00:52:53,672 --> 00:52:55,841
Lot 4, unit C.

1396
00:52:57,009 --> 00:52:58,010
That was me.

1397
00:53:01,764 --> 00:53:02,765
All right, Coach.

1398
00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:05,142
You can just take me home.

1399
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,397
Nah, think I got
a better idea.

1400
00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:14,068
Set! Hut!
Let's go, let's go.

1401
00:53:14,151 --> 00:53:15,277
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up.

1402
00:53:16,612 --> 00:53:17,988
Defense!
Bingo!

1403
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,241
Pick that shit up, Dwayne,
to the mothafuckin' house!

1404
00:53:21,325 --> 00:53:22,576
- Yes!
- Go! Go! Go!

1405
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:23,661
Yes! Yes!

1406
00:53:23,744 --> 00:53:24,745
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1407
00:53:24,828 --> 00:53:25,829
Yes, way to go, Dwayne!

1408
00:53:27,665 --> 00:53:29,291
Yeah! Pretty Boy!

1409
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,795
<i>Turns out, bein' an incredible</i>

1410
00:53:32,878 --> 00:53:33,879
<i>- role model...</i>
- Yeah!

1411
00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:36,507
...well, that shit is easy
as a mothafucker.

1412
00:53:36,590 --> 00:53:38,676
Just be real
about who you are,

1413
00:53:38,759 --> 00:53:41,387
<i>and suddenly
all of them kids you inspired,</i>

1414
00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:43,472
<i>they gonna show the world
who they really be.</i>

1415
00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:44,598
Tony?

1416
00:53:46,308 --> 00:53:48,102
Mom, Dad.

1417
00:53:48,185 --> 00:53:49,478
What are you guys doing here?

1418
00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:51,480
We just got a call
from a man named Jaycen.

1419
00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:54,024
He said he was your coach
and that you had a game today?

1420
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,447
Fuck it.

1421
00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:02,282
I haven't been going
to Mathletes practice, okay?

1422
00:54:02,366 --> 00:54:04,243
I never even signed up
for that stupid club.

1423
00:54:04,785 --> 00:54:05,869
I play football.

1424
00:54:05,953 --> 00:54:07,204
I love football.

1425
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,872
I'm actually
pretty good at it.

1426
00:54:08,956 --> 00:54:11,333
Even though I still fumble,
which I'm improving on,

1427
00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:13,002
especially if I imagine
the ball is a titty.

1428
00:54:15,004 --> 00:54:17,006
I know you're super mad
at me right now,

1429
00:54:17,089 --> 00:54:19,216
but if you could just not be
and let me play,

1430
00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:21,051
that would be really dope, okay?

1431
00:54:23,262 --> 00:54:25,597
Are you still gonna get
straight A's in school?

1432
00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:27,725
Yeah.

1433
00:54:31,478 --> 00:54:33,814
Okay. Have fun.

1434
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,444
<i>Inspired
not to be little bitches</i>

1435
00:54:38,527 --> 00:54:40,112
<i>in front of their parents.</i>

1436
00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:43,240
Does his jersey say "Titties"?

1437
00:54:44,742 --> 00:54:46,160
<i>Inspired
to shock the world.</i>

1438
00:54:46,243 --> 00:54:47,745
Set! Hut!

1439
00:54:47,828 --> 00:54:49,747
Let's go, defense.
Let's go!

1440
00:54:51,832 --> 00:54:53,083
Yes! Way to go, Ghost!

1441
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,252
Go! Hit that shit!

1442
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,171
- Yes! Good shit!

1443
00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,715
Make the play!

1444
00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:01,925
- Hit it, Ghost!

1445
00:55:02,009 --> 00:55:03,469
- Yes!

1446
00:55:06,263 --> 00:55:07,598
Get outta here!

1447
00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,147
- She's a girl!
- She's a girl.

1448
00:55:16,565 --> 00:55:18,150
Oh, shit!

1449
00:55:18,233 --> 00:55:19,318
Fantastic.

1450
00:55:19,401 --> 00:55:20,944
Gary! I love you, baby,

1451
00:55:21,028 --> 00:55:23,655
but Momma's got a new
favorite player. Yes, ma'am!

1452
00:55:25,491 --> 00:55:27,951
You can let your hair down
now, baby girl.

1453
00:55:28,035 --> 00:55:29,369
Yeah!

1454
00:55:32,748 --> 00:55:34,875
So, to all you selfish
assholes out there,

1455
00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:36,543
just keep it real.

1456
00:55:36,627 --> 00:55:38,128
And if you do that,

1457
00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:40,422
then you can become
an inspiration,

1458
00:55:41,131 --> 00:55:42,674
just like I did.

1459
00:55:44,176 --> 00:55:45,969
<i>Break out the food
and the drinks</i>

1460
00:55:46,053 --> 00:55:48,680
<i>- It's gonna be a party
- Well</i>

1461
00:55:48,764 --> 00:55:50,974
<i>Turn up the music real loud</i>

1462
00:55:51,058 --> 00:55:53,060
<i>- Invite everybody
- Well</i>

1463
00:55:53,143 --> 00:55:55,771
<i>Go right 'head and smoke
and play some cards</i>

1464
00:55:55,854 --> 00:55:58,107
<i>- Just make yourself at home
- Yeah</i>

1465
00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:00,567
<i>It's okay to take
somebody's hand</i>

1466
00:56:00,651 --> 00:56:03,278
<i>And get your groove on</i>

1467
00:56:03,362 --> 00:56:05,447
<i>- We're all up in here
- Woah</i>

1468
00:56:05,531 --> 00:56:07,908
<i>- Timing couldn't be better
- Yeah</i>

1469
00:56:07,991 --> 00:56:11,453
<i>I love to see my people
come together</i>

1470
00:56:11,537 --> 00:56:14,164
<i>- Talkin' 'bout friends
- Yeah</i>

1471
00:56:14,248 --> 00:56:16,959
<i>- Friends
- Oh, and family</i>

1472
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:20,546
<i>Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh</i>

1473
00:56:20,629 --> 00:56:23,173
<i>I'm talkin' 'bout friends</i>

1474
00:56:23,257 --> 00:56:26,593
<i>Friends and family</i>

1475
00:56:26,677 --> 00:56:30,764
<i>- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh</i>

1476
00:56:30,848 --> 00:56:33,308
<i>Now everyone is getting along</i>

1477
00:56:33,392 --> 00:56:34,476
<i>- Yeah
- The feeling in here</i>

1478
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,270
<i>- Is so awesome
- Well</i>

1479
00:56:36,353 --> 00:56:38,897
<i>Why don't we just go on
and call this party</i>

1480
00:56:38,981 --> 00:56:41,525
<i>- A world reunion?
- Yeah</i>

1481
00:56:41,608 --> 00:56:43,569
<i>- We're all up in here
- Woah-oh</i>

1482
00:56:43,652 --> 00:56:44,862
<i>Timing couldn't be better</i>

1483
00:56:44,945 --> 00:56:46,613
Here's
my hot wheel collection.

1484
00:56:46,697 --> 00:56:47,948
Do you need
to add a few more?

1485
00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:49,408
Probably about
five or six more.

1486
00:56:49,491 --> 00:56:51,660
- Yeah, I would say so.

1487
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:52,953
- I was kidding.
- Oh.

1488
00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:55,122
That...

1489
00:56:55,664 --> 00:56:56,832
Is that Big Shirley?

1490
00:56:56,915 --> 00:56:58,208
Yeah,
you know damn well

1491
00:56:58,292 --> 00:56:59,459
I wasn't gonna
get rid of Big Shirley.

1492
00:56:59,543 --> 00:57:00,836
Wait, is it actually
the same car

1493
00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:02,004
from high school or did you...

1494
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:06,008
It is the exact same car
that me and you used to...

1495
00:57:06,091 --> 00:57:07,426
Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it.

1496
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,847
So many memories in this car.

1497
00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:13,265
Oh, wow.

1498
00:57:13,348 --> 00:57:14,558
Cherise, do you realize

1499
00:57:14,641 --> 00:57:16,476
this is the first time
in so many years

1500
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,478
that me and you have actually
been in a room alone?

1501
00:57:18,562 --> 00:57:20,522
Don't be nasty now.

1502
00:57:20,606 --> 00:57:21,815
I'm just saying.

1503
00:57:21,899 --> 00:57:23,984
We can finally talk.
Get caught up.

1504
00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:26,403
Talk about the things
you've been doing.

1505
00:57:27,154 --> 00:57:29,448
You know, places you've been.

1506
00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:32,242
The men you've been with
after I broke up with you.

1507
00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:36,413
I still find it hilarious
to this day

1508
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,040
that you think
you broke up with me.

1509
00:57:38,123 --> 00:57:39,124
'Cause I did.

1510
00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,500
You didn't though.

1511
00:57:40,584 --> 00:57:42,044
But, you know what,
you're too much

1512
00:57:42,127 --> 00:57:44,171
of a insufferable egomaniac
to admit it, so...

1513
00:57:44,254 --> 00:57:45,923
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

1514
00:57:46,006 --> 00:57:48,050
Okay. Hypothetically,

1515
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:50,469
let's say if I was to say it
for the first time, out loud,

1516
00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:53,680
that you did actually
break up with me,

1517
00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:55,849
what would you say?

1518
00:58:01,271 --> 00:58:03,649
I'd say that was
a really hard time for me.

1519
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,652
I was so proud of you

1520
00:58:06,735 --> 00:58:08,403
and everything
you accomplished, but

1521
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,365
I had my own goals and dreams,

1522
00:58:11,448 --> 00:58:13,283
and I couldn't spend
the rest of my life

1523
00:58:13,367 --> 00:58:14,910
being your plus-one.

1524
00:58:15,744 --> 00:58:17,579
And for the record,
I told you all of that.

1525
00:58:18,497 --> 00:58:20,874
But all you just kept saying
was, I was...

1526
00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:24,419
jealous of your shine.

1527
00:58:26,004 --> 00:58:27,714
Which was, you know,

1528
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,591
hurtful.

1529
00:58:32,636 --> 00:58:34,388
Hypothetically.

1530
00:58:38,809 --> 00:58:40,310
Anyways, um,

1531
00:58:41,687 --> 00:58:43,355
I really should go
check on the kids.

1532
00:58:50,237 --> 00:58:51,321
Hold on,
watch this, watch this.

1533
00:58:51,405 --> 00:58:52,948
No,
give me a second time.

1534
00:58:53,031 --> 00:58:54,950
One more time, one more time.
One more time, one more.

1535
00:58:57,077 --> 00:58:58,453
Ayo, Ghost, do we have to,

1536
00:58:58,537 --> 00:58:59,913
like, not use words
like "bitch"

1537
00:58:59,997 --> 00:59:01,331
- when we're around you?
Dude.

1538
00:59:01,415 --> 00:59:02,666
Or "titties," I mean,

1539
00:59:02,749 --> 00:59:04,167
I gotta be able
to say "titties," right?

1540
00:59:04,251 --> 00:59:06,044
Bro, you're making this
so weird right now.

1541
00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:08,130
You're makin' it weird
by sayin' I'm makin' it weird.

1542
00:59:08,213 --> 00:59:09,423
Yo, you are all
making this weird.

1543
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,134
So, stop being such bitches.
Jeez.

1544
00:59:12,217 --> 00:59:13,927
- Who she say that to?
Whatever.

1545
00:59:14,011 --> 00:59:15,220
Man, nobody listens
to her, for real.

1546
00:59:16,638 --> 00:59:17,681
Yo, what's she doing?

1547
00:59:19,474 --> 00:59:21,393
Bro, she's drinking.

1548
00:59:22,436 --> 00:59:23,645
No way!

1549
00:59:23,729 --> 00:59:24,980
She just drunk it.

1550
00:59:25,063 --> 00:59:26,690
She's gonna end up
like Kareem, bro.

1551
00:59:30,902 --> 00:59:31,903
What?

1552
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,157
Say what?

1553
01:00:03,226 --> 01:00:05,896
Cherise, let me holla
at you real quick.

1554
01:00:08,231 --> 01:00:09,649
Look,

1555
01:00:09,733 --> 01:00:11,485
I know this is probably coming
way too late,

1556
01:00:12,235 --> 01:00:13,945
but, um, just so you know,

1557
01:00:14,571 --> 01:00:16,114
every girl I was with
after you,

1558
01:00:16,198 --> 01:00:17,949
I thought about you
the whole time.

1559
01:00:21,787 --> 01:00:22,788
That's disturbing.

1560
01:00:22,871 --> 01:00:24,122
And a little flattering.

1561
01:00:24,498 --> 01:00:25,665
No.

1562
01:00:25,749 --> 01:00:27,292
- Not even a little.

1563
01:00:27,876 --> 01:00:29,669
Nah, but, uh, either way,

1564
01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:31,254
I'm sorry.

1565
01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:34,549
For pushing you away
and not supporting you.

1566
01:00:35,425 --> 01:00:36,718
For real.

1567
01:00:36,802 --> 01:00:37,803
Thank you.

1568
01:00:39,179 --> 01:00:40,389
Means a lot.

1569
01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:45,977
- Questions.
- Mm-hmm.

1570
01:00:46,061 --> 01:00:47,354
Wha... Who is that?

1571
01:00:47,437 --> 01:00:48,814
That's Two-J's,
what do you mean?

1572
01:00:48,897 --> 01:00:50,649
- What? That's me, baby.

1573
01:00:50,732 --> 01:00:53,360
I mean, I don't remember
the booty being like...

1574
01:00:53,443 --> 01:00:55,320
What, that's me,
what are you talkin' about?

1575
01:00:55,404 --> 01:00:58,031
I mean, I wish.
No, I mean...

1576
01:00:58,115 --> 01:00:59,491
You wish that
my thing was like that?

1577
01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:01,701
No, I mean,
I shouldn't even be...

1578
01:01:01,785 --> 01:01:02,786
Where are the kids?

1579
01:01:03,245 --> 01:01:04,996
Oh, I see a goldfish.

1580
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,456
I'mma try and hit it.

1581
01:01:07,124 --> 01:01:09,668
Yo, watch your aim!
Oh, shit. My bad, bro.

1582
01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:11,128
Oh, my God!

1583
01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:15,298
I know y'all not pissin'
in my mothafuckin' pool

1584
01:01:15,382 --> 01:01:16,800
with y'all little drunk asses.

1585
01:01:16,883 --> 01:01:19,261
Everybody out the pool. Now!

1586
01:01:19,344 --> 01:01:21,054
You heard what she said,
get the fuck out my pool

1587
01:01:21,138 --> 01:01:22,472
- with your little drunk asses.
- I saw you peeing.

1588
01:01:22,764 --> 01:01:24,850
You're all grounded.
I expected way more. Way more.

1589
01:01:24,933 --> 01:01:26,726
Kareem, nigga,
wake your ass up!

1590
01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:29,104
Ahhh! Sorry, Momma!

1591
01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:30,480
Cuz, the kids been drinkin'.

1592
01:01:31,106 --> 01:01:32,357
Come on, dawg, don't go there.

1593
01:01:32,441 --> 01:01:34,901
We used to dip our blunts
in lighter fluid.

1594
01:01:34,985 --> 01:01:36,319
That's basically PCP.

1595
01:01:36,403 --> 01:01:37,571
Don't go there,
talkin' 'bout "Kareem."

1596
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,491
Their parents gonna whoop
their ass anyway.

1597
01:01:41,575 --> 01:01:43,243
<i>I wanna
dedicate this episode</i>

1598
01:01:43,326 --> 01:01:45,162
<i>to the Honorable Judge Tara.</i>

1599
01:01:45,245 --> 01:01:47,122
- Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby.

1600
01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:48,623
<i>- Who knew my calling</i>

1601
01:01:48,707 --> 01:01:49,708
<i>even before I did.</i>

1602
01:01:49,791 --> 01:01:51,585
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

1603
01:01:51,668 --> 01:01:53,003
<i>Who would've thought</i>

1604
01:01:53,462 --> 01:01:55,213
<i>that pickin' up dog shit
would be so enlightening.</i>

1605
01:01:55,297 --> 01:01:56,590
Looks like that bus

1606
01:01:56,673 --> 01:01:57,883
knocked some sense
into that head of yours.

1607
01:01:57,966 --> 01:01:59,468
Yeah! Take 'em out!

1608
01:01:59,551 --> 01:02:00,886
Go! Go!

1609
01:02:00,969 --> 01:02:02,679
- Weak-ass coaches.
- Damn it!

1610
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,014
Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all,

1611
01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,140
Underdoggs, nigga,
what's happenin'?

1612
01:02:05,807 --> 01:02:07,350
It's a beautiful day
to see my brother,

1613
01:02:07,434 --> 01:02:09,060
Two-J's, drop his ego,

1614
01:02:09,144 --> 01:02:10,312
<i>and commit to coaching</i>

1615
01:02:10,896 --> 01:02:12,397
<i>these little brothers
and sisters like no other.</i>

1616
01:02:12,481 --> 01:02:14,232
And today, we celebrate
with our favorite food!

1617
01:02:14,316 --> 01:02:15,358
What we eatin', y'all?

1618
01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:17,652
Raising Cane's!

1619
01:02:17,736 --> 01:02:19,279
So I wanna give
a double shoutout

1620
01:02:19,362 --> 01:02:21,198
to my main man, Todd Graves,
for makin' it happen.

1621
01:02:21,281 --> 01:02:23,408
The CEO, Todd,
what's happenin', baby?

1622
01:02:23,492 --> 01:02:24,993
- Yeah!

1623
01:02:25,744 --> 01:02:27,496
<i>The Underdoggs
keep improving</i>

1624
01:02:27,579 --> 01:02:28,788
<i>and they keep on winning.</i>

1625
01:02:28,872 --> 01:02:29,998
Touchdown!

1626
01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:31,166
Celebrate,
God damn it!

1627
01:02:31,249 --> 01:02:32,918
This is my titty!

1628
01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:35,378
<i>And Titties hasn't
dropped the ball once.</i>

1629
01:02:35,462 --> 01:02:36,546
<i>Dracarys!</i>

1630
01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:37,756
<i>Check this out.</i>

1631
01:02:38,381 --> 01:02:40,258
<i>These little assholes have
a bigger fanbase than me.</i>

1632
01:02:40,342 --> 01:02:42,260
<i>Can you believe that?</i>

1633
01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:44,387
I mean, how desperate
is this man for attention?

1634
01:02:44,471 --> 01:02:45,472
Maybe it's too much cannabis.

1635
01:02:45,972 --> 01:02:47,265
<i>Clearly this is a PR stunt.</i>

1636
01:02:47,349 --> 01:02:48,850
- Pop, pop, pop.
<i>Even the Two-J's</i>

1637
01:02:48,934 --> 01:02:50,310
<i>made a comeback.</i>

1638
01:02:50,393 --> 01:02:51,853
<i>I'm really feelin' the love,
y'all.</i>

1639
01:02:51,937 --> 01:02:53,146
<i>We're here
for the love of the game,</i>

1640
01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:54,523
<i>not the love of ganja.</i>

1641
01:02:54,606 --> 01:02:55,649
Put it down.

1642
01:02:56,107 --> 01:02:57,943
<i>Well, almost everyone.</i>

1643
01:02:58,026 --> 01:03:00,737
<i>And our last win brings us
not only to the championship,</i>

1644
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,656
<i>but ironically, face to face</i>

1645
01:03:02,739 --> 01:03:05,992
<i>with that bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins.</i>

1646
01:03:06,076 --> 01:03:10,372
Which brings me to my next
lesson for the kids, revenge.

1647
01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:13,291
Hashtag,

1648
01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:17,003
best mothafuckin'
role model ever.

1649
01:03:17,796 --> 01:03:19,005
Now, how about that?

1650
01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:23,927
Hey, man.

1651
01:03:24,928 --> 01:03:26,096
Here, I got you.

1652
01:03:26,805 --> 01:03:28,056
Hey, Tre, Tre.
Pass it up.

1653
01:03:29,432 --> 01:03:30,600
Yo, Ghost.
- Ghost, right here,

1654
01:03:30,684 --> 01:03:31,768
- right here.
- Ball up!

1655
01:03:34,479 --> 01:03:36,648
Ooh!
- Damn!

1656
01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:39,025
God damn! Shit!

1657
01:03:39,442 --> 01:03:41,820
You just threw that thing
like 40 yards, easy?

1658
01:03:41,903 --> 01:03:43,280
And?
All right, y'all.

1659
01:03:43,363 --> 01:03:45,365
Warm up. Last practice
before the championship.

1660
01:03:45,448 --> 01:03:47,617
- Let's get cracking!
- Round up, hurry up!

1661
01:03:47,701 --> 01:03:49,035
Team momma, what's happening?

1662
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,537
What's up? Ahh!

1663
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:52,789
So, apparently,

1664
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:55,458
Chip Collins has been talking
a lot of shit about you

1665
01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:56,585
- on his show lately.
- Don't tell me

1666
01:03:57,043 --> 01:03:58,420
you've been listening
to that garbage, Cherise!

1667
01:03:58,503 --> 01:04:00,338
I mean, what choice do I have?

1668
01:04:00,422 --> 01:04:02,549
My favorite podcast
got soft on me.

1669
01:04:02,632 --> 01:04:04,426
- Talking about unity

1670
01:04:04,509 --> 01:04:06,511
and working together.

1671
01:04:06,595 --> 01:04:08,179
Where else
am I supposed to indulge

1672
01:04:08,263 --> 01:04:09,681
my guilty pleasure
of listening

1673
01:04:09,764 --> 01:04:12,851
to some hot-shit asshole
blow smoke every day?

1674
01:04:13,602 --> 01:04:15,812
Did I hear you say
"favorite podcast"?

1675
01:04:18,189 --> 01:04:21,151
Yeah, hold on, let me take
this call, Rise, real quick.

1676
01:04:21,234 --> 01:04:23,653
- Yo!
<i>Hey, there he is!</i>

1677
01:04:23,737 --> 01:04:25,280
Number-one client
on my call sheet.

1678
01:04:25,363 --> 01:04:26,573
Mm-hmm.

1679
01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:28,366
<i>Okay. So, you ready?
I just got back</i>

1680
01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:30,452
from deep sea fishing
off the coast of Catalina

1681
01:04:30,535 --> 01:04:31,786
on Bob Iger's yacht,

1682
01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:33,038
<i>and I'm sitting there talkin'</i>

1683
01:04:33,663 --> 01:04:35,206
<i>to my ex-roommate from
Dartmouth, who happens to be</i>

1684
01:04:35,290 --> 01:04:36,708
Rupert Murdoch's stepson,

1685
01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,376
the woke one though,
don't worry.

1686
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:41,796
He tells me that
he is a big fan of yours,

1687
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,465
<i>and he's been
following the thing</i>

1688
01:04:43,548 --> 01:04:44,966
<i>you're doing with those kids,
the big dogs.</i>

1689
01:04:45,050 --> 01:04:46,051
The Underdoggs.

1690
01:04:46,134 --> 01:04:47,510
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1691
01:04:47,594 --> 01:04:49,137
And he's, like,
shaking up, man,

1692
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:50,430
<i>he's getting so misty-eyed</i>

1693
01:04:50,513 --> 01:04:52,432
that he's telling me
that it makes him

1694
01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:54,267
want to be
a better role model.

1695
01:04:54,351 --> 01:04:55,560
- Damn, that's...
<i>- Hilarious. I know,</i>

1696
01:04:55,644 --> 01:04:56,645
<i>he's so full of shit.</i>

1697
01:04:56,728 --> 01:04:57,979
The point is, he knows

1698
01:04:58,063 --> 01:04:59,856
your brand is fucking gold
right now.

1699
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:03,693
<i>So, he had his team at Fox
run the numbers, turns out,</i>

1700
01:05:03,777 --> 01:05:06,655
more people like you
than hate you now.

1701
01:05:06,738 --> 01:05:08,740
<i>So, this guy is begging me</i>

1702
01:05:08,823 --> 01:05:10,825
to do business with you,
like, begging me.

1703
01:05:10,909 --> 01:05:12,369
Don't fuck with me,
mothafucker, cuz,

1704
01:05:12,452 --> 01:05:13,453
don't fuck with me, cuz.

1705
01:05:13,536 --> 01:05:15,163
I fuck with you not.

1706
01:05:15,246 --> 01:05:16,456
You're ready for the kicker?

1707
01:05:17,082 --> 01:05:21,002
<i>Fox Sports is offering you
your very own weekly show.</i>

1708
01:05:21,086 --> 01:05:22,962
<i>I'm looking at the contract
right now.</i>

1709
01:05:23,046 --> 01:05:24,130
Finally, yes!

1710
01:05:24,214 --> 01:05:25,590
What did I tell you, bro?

1711
01:05:25,674 --> 01:05:27,801
America loves poor kids.

1712
01:05:27,884 --> 01:05:30,387
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!

1713
01:05:30,470 --> 01:05:31,805
Yes! Yes!

1714
01:05:31,888 --> 01:05:33,431
Damn, bro,
why you over here

1715
01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:34,599
Tiger Woods fist pumping?

1716
01:05:34,683 --> 01:05:36,059
Aye, Kaufmoney.

1717
01:05:36,142 --> 01:05:37,310
Do you mind repeating
what you just said?

1718
01:05:37,394 --> 01:05:39,229
<i>Oh, I will repeat it.</i>

1719
01:05:39,312 --> 01:05:40,980
<i>Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings</i>

1720
01:05:41,064 --> 01:05:43,441
<i>is getting his very own show
on Fox Sports this fall.</i>

1721
01:05:47,445 --> 01:05:49,406
That's amazing!

1722
01:05:49,489 --> 01:05:50,824
That's what
I'm talkin' about, man.

1723
01:05:50,907 --> 01:05:52,283
You better put
my highlights on daily.

1724
01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:54,327
<i>- Hey, so congrats, man.</i>

1725
01:05:54,411 --> 01:05:56,037
<i>Listen, it's all gonna
move pretty fast, okay?</i>

1726
01:05:56,121 --> 01:05:57,831
<i>My assistant's emailing you
right now.</i>

1727
01:05:57,914 --> 01:06:00,083
<i>They want you on Fox Sports
this Sunday</i>

1728
01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,710
<i>to make the announcement
and guest host.</i>

1729
01:06:01,793 --> 01:06:03,336
- No, no, no...
Game's on Sunday.

1730
01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:05,088
...that shit ain't gonna work.
Sunday not gonna work for me.

1731
01:06:05,171 --> 01:06:06,548
You gonna have to call 'em
and reschedule that.

1732
01:06:06,631 --> 01:06:07,966
<i>Hey, no, no, no,
don't pull this, man.</i>

1733
01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:09,134
<i>You have any idea</i>

1734
01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:10,802
<i>how tough it was
for me to convince them,</i>

1735
01:06:10,885 --> 01:06:12,679
that you wouldn't pull
any diva shit?

1736
01:06:12,762 --> 01:06:13,888
Look, the Underdoggs got

1737
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,390
a championship game
to win this Sunday.

1738
01:06:15,807 --> 01:06:17,475
No, I don't think you fuckin'
understand, I don't care

1739
01:06:17,559 --> 01:06:19,686
<i>if it's your mother's funeral.</i>

1740
01:06:19,769 --> 01:06:22,105
<i>Do you understand that?
If you don't show up to set,</i>

1741
01:06:22,188 --> 01:06:23,314
<i>this is all over.</i>

1742
01:06:23,398 --> 01:06:25,108
It's finished.
Your credibility,

1743
01:06:25,191 --> 01:06:26,526
the show, all of it.

1744
01:06:28,361 --> 01:06:29,988
<i>Do you get that?</i>

1745
01:06:30,071 --> 01:06:31,781
Oh, hell nah,
hang up or something.

1746
01:06:31,865 --> 01:06:33,324
Yo, cancel that.

1747
01:06:33,408 --> 01:06:34,826
- Let me call you back, Kauff.
<i>- Wait, wait, do not...</i>

1748
01:06:37,287 --> 01:06:38,747
That's our game, man.

1749
01:06:38,830 --> 01:06:39,956
We got a chance
at the game.

1750
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,124
Don't do this to us.

1751
01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:42,167
We got the championship
game, man.

1752
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,585
- Jaycen?
- What?

1753
01:06:45,003 --> 01:06:47,046
You're gonna screw us over
like every other coach.

1754
01:06:47,130 --> 01:06:48,214
That's what.

1755
01:06:48,298 --> 01:06:49,799
Another one.

1756
01:06:49,883 --> 01:06:51,217
This is bullshit.

1757
01:06:51,301 --> 01:06:52,510
Come on, man, y'all gotta
just let me think, man.

1758
01:06:52,594 --> 01:06:54,220
About what? Leaving us?

1759
01:06:54,304 --> 01:06:55,680
About my life, dawg.

1760
01:06:56,222 --> 01:06:57,432
I've been out here
coaching y'all,

1761
01:06:57,891 --> 01:06:59,601
but this phone call I got
is what I've been waitin' on.

1762
01:06:59,684 --> 01:07:01,352
What you expect me to do?

1763
01:07:01,436 --> 01:07:04,230
I've been out here livin' this
basic-ass retirement life.

1764
01:07:04,314 --> 01:07:05,899
- I'm sick of that shit.
Damn.

1765
01:07:05,982 --> 01:07:07,275
I'm sorry. I ain't realize

1766
01:07:07,358 --> 01:07:08,443
it was making you miserable

1767
01:07:08,526 --> 01:07:09,861
hanging around
basic-ass people.

1768
01:07:09,944 --> 01:07:11,321
Man, that ain't what I said.

1769
01:07:11,404 --> 01:07:13,323
No, that's exactly
what you said.

1770
01:07:13,406 --> 01:07:15,492
What, y'all bein' real
fucking selfish right now.

1771
01:07:15,575 --> 01:07:16,618
Yeah.

1772
01:07:18,036 --> 01:07:19,788
This is my dream come true
right here.

1773
01:07:22,248 --> 01:07:23,249
Damn.

1774
01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:26,461
Man, forget this.

1775
01:07:26,544 --> 01:07:27,670
Like that? For real?

1776
01:07:28,296 --> 01:07:29,798
After all I did
for these kids,

1777
01:07:29,881 --> 01:07:31,174
that's how y'all gonna do me?

1778
01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:32,634
Y'all gonna let
these ungrateful kids

1779
01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:34,052
do me like this?

1780
01:07:34,135 --> 01:07:35,720
How you gonna
do us like that?

1781
01:07:36,304 --> 01:07:37,388
There you go.

1782
01:07:37,889 --> 01:07:39,307
That's the JJ I know.

1783
01:07:39,974 --> 01:07:41,726
You know, for a second...

1784
01:07:43,728 --> 01:07:45,772
I actually thought
you wanted to help them.

1785
01:07:46,773 --> 01:07:48,024
Just for a second.

1786
01:07:49,025 --> 01:07:50,527
I feel stupid.

1787
01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:54,239
Damn, cuz.

1788
01:07:54,322 --> 01:07:57,575
Emilio Estevez gonna be
real disappointed.

1789
01:08:12,465 --> 01:08:13,466
Fuck.

1790
01:08:26,938 --> 01:08:28,314
Tre! Tre!

1791
01:08:28,398 --> 01:08:30,483
Hey, Tre! Hey!

1792
01:08:30,567 --> 01:08:31,734
It's okay.

1793
01:08:36,698 --> 01:08:39,450
Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy.
Right? Right?

1794
01:08:39,534 --> 01:08:41,578
I mean, ever since
you Jedi mind-tricked me

1795
01:08:41,661 --> 01:08:43,788
with all that poor-ass couch
and kid talk,

1796
01:08:43,872 --> 01:08:46,124
I've been nothing
but a positive role model

1797
01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:47,458
to them kids, man.

1798
01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:48,877
And now my shit blowin' up,

1799
01:08:49,544 --> 01:08:51,129
they want me to stop
what I'm doin',

1800
01:08:51,212 --> 01:08:53,131
continue doin'
what I'm doin' with them

1801
01:08:53,214 --> 01:08:54,424
and put my shit on pause.

1802
01:08:54,507 --> 01:08:56,009
What the fuck kinda shit
is that?

1803
01:08:56,718 --> 01:08:59,178
Listen, man,
I'm sorry, Jaycen.

1804
01:08:59,262 --> 01:09:00,972
I mean, it's been
a long day for me.

1805
01:09:01,055 --> 01:09:03,391
But I gotta get home
to my family.

1806
01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,894
- You'll figure it out.
- Come on.

1807
01:09:05,977 --> 01:09:07,145
Family, Coach?

1808
01:09:07,228 --> 01:09:08,563
Hey, feel free
to use that couch.

1809
01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:09,689
Fuck that couch!

1810
01:09:12,817 --> 01:09:14,360
Damn, Jaycen.

1811
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,915
<i>Everybody, welcome to</i>

1812
01:09:26,998 --> 01:09:29,208
<i>the Long Beach Youth Football
League Championship.</i>

1813
01:09:29,626 --> 01:09:31,002
<i>Once again, we have</i>

1814
01:09:31,085 --> 01:09:32,337
<i>the undefeated Colonels
looking to...</i>

1815
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:35,173
Punish them for their sins.

1816
01:09:35,256 --> 01:09:36,591
Sinners!

1817
01:09:36,674 --> 01:09:38,259
- Slit their throats.
Throats!

1818
01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:41,137
And what do men do?
Dominate!

1819
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,764
- And what do men do?
- Dominate!

1820
01:09:42,847 --> 01:09:43,973
Heads on spikes!

1821
01:09:44,557 --> 01:09:46,392
Yo, is it just me or do they
look like they got bigger?

1822
01:09:46,476 --> 01:09:48,186
- Heads on spikes!
- Heads on spikes!

1823
01:09:48,269 --> 01:09:49,562
Heads on spikes!

1824
01:09:49,896 --> 01:09:51,522
Okay, bring it in for
a prayer, guys. Come on in.

1825
01:09:51,606 --> 01:09:53,942
All right, all right, y'all,
hey, y'all, gather around.

1826
01:09:54,025 --> 01:09:56,110
Let's gather around.
Let's get it together.

1827
01:09:56,194 --> 01:09:57,737
Okay, now kids.

1828
01:09:57,820 --> 01:09:59,489
I know y'all haven't had

1829
01:09:59,989 --> 01:10:02,283
the best choices of coaches
at this point.

1830
01:10:02,742 --> 01:10:04,953
But I just wanna thank
you little mothafuckers

1831
01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,496
from the bottom of my heart

1832
01:10:07,038 --> 01:10:08,623
for accepting me

1833
01:10:08,706 --> 01:10:11,584
and lettin' me be y'all coach
at this...

1834
01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,295
I'm gettin' emotional.

1835
01:10:14,379 --> 01:10:15,672
Kareem, don't do it.

1836
01:10:15,755 --> 01:10:18,049
Kareem, get yourself together.
Kareem.

1837
01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,592
- Breathe.
It's okay, Kareem.

1838
01:10:22,553 --> 01:10:23,930
Welcome to
Fox Football Sunday.

1839
01:10:24,013 --> 01:10:26,015
I'm Curt Menefee,
alongside Terry Bradshaw,

1840
01:10:26,099 --> 01:10:28,142
Michael Strahan, Howie Long,

1841
01:10:28,226 --> 01:10:30,436
and joining us
as a guest host for the week

1842
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,230
is a man who really
needs no introduction.

1843
01:10:32,313 --> 01:10:34,065
Always going above and beyond

1844
01:10:34,148 --> 01:10:35,900
the call of community service,

1845
01:10:35,984 --> 01:10:37,944
he's captured
the hearts and the minds

1846
01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:39,862
of the entire sports world,

1847
01:10:39,946 --> 01:10:41,489
inspiring us all,

1848
01:10:41,572 --> 01:10:44,117
forming a bond
with these incredible kids

1849
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,576
that can never be broken.

1850
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,328
Here at Fox Sports,

1851
01:10:47,412 --> 01:10:50,081
we consider ourselves
a family,

1852
01:10:50,164 --> 01:10:51,833
and we couldn't
be more excited

1853
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,210
to welcome
into our Fox family,

1854
01:10:54,293 --> 01:10:56,963
not just one of the greatest
players of all time,

1855
01:10:57,046 --> 01:10:58,631
but one of the best people.

1856
01:10:58,715 --> 01:11:01,551
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the new host of FS1's

1857
01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:03,845
<i>You Don't Want That Smoke
with Jaycen Jennings,</i>

1858
01:11:03,928 --> 01:11:06,889
the one and only
Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ.

1859
01:11:06,973 --> 01:11:08,224
- Yeah.
- Welcome.

1860
01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:10,101
Two-J's! Welcome
to the Fox Family, man.

1861
01:11:22,363 --> 01:11:23,740
I gotta get home to my family.

1862
01:11:24,282 --> 01:11:25,283
Family.

1863
01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:27,410
Family.

1864
01:11:32,248 --> 01:11:33,916
I gotta piss.
I'll be right back.

1865
01:11:38,463 --> 01:11:40,131
Hey, I told you
we shouldn't hire him.

1866
01:11:40,214 --> 01:11:41,299
- I never liked his ass...
- I told you.

1867
01:11:41,382 --> 01:11:42,383
...when he played.

1868
01:11:42,467 --> 01:11:43,551
And I sure as hell

1869
01:11:43,634 --> 01:11:44,677
- don't like him now.
- Right.

1870
01:11:45,136 --> 01:11:46,679
Why don't we take
a quick, uh, commercial break?

1871
01:11:47,305 --> 01:11:48,473
Oh, that was all on camera

1872
01:11:48,556 --> 01:11:50,683
while we just said all that?

1873
01:11:52,185 --> 01:11:53,311
Thank you, Father,
so much

1874
01:11:53,394 --> 01:11:54,812
for inventing a hard plastic

1875
01:11:54,896 --> 01:11:57,065
that we can slam
into our opponents' faces,

1876
01:11:57,148 --> 01:11:59,358
causing irreparable damage
to their brains.

1877
01:11:59,442 --> 01:12:01,235
Now, I got a gang

1878
01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:03,738
of inspirational speeches
for y'all,

1879
01:12:04,197 --> 01:12:05,907
to bring y'all together.

1880
01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:08,785
If I can find the mothafucker,
they in my pocket somewhere.

1881
01:12:09,786 --> 01:12:12,872
Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need
to see that.

1882
01:12:12,955 --> 01:12:14,290
There you are.

1883
01:12:14,957 --> 01:12:17,210
Vince Lombardi once said,

1884
01:12:17,710 --> 01:12:20,880
"The blood of a covenant
is thicker than a bitch."

1885
01:12:20,963 --> 01:12:22,507
- Oh, oh, oh.

1886
01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:24,008
Sorry, Cherise.

1887
01:12:24,092 --> 01:12:26,594
No, Vince Lombardi once said,

1888
01:12:26,677 --> 01:12:28,596
-"The blood of a covenant..."
"Of a covenant...

1889
01:12:30,932 --> 01:12:32,809
"is thicker than
the water of the womb."

1890
01:12:32,892 --> 01:12:34,185
Damn, bro.

1891
01:12:34,727 --> 01:12:36,145
Actually,
that wasn't Lombardi.

1892
01:12:36,229 --> 01:12:38,106
That was God. In the Bible.

1893
01:12:38,648 --> 01:12:40,149
He looks like
a Black Princess Leia.

1894
01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:42,110
Gotta be hot
in that fuckin' jacket.

1895
01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:43,653
Why are you even here?

1896
01:12:44,112 --> 01:12:45,947
Good question, Superstar.

1897
01:12:46,030 --> 01:12:48,533
I was in the midst of my
triumphant television debut,

1898
01:12:48,616 --> 01:12:51,494
when all of a sudden I told
America I had to take a piss.

1899
01:12:51,577 --> 01:12:52,662
But really,
it was just an excuse

1900
01:12:52,745 --> 01:12:53,788
so I can get up outta there

1901
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,373
and get down here
and talk to you kids.

1902
01:12:55,456 --> 01:12:56,916
And why the hell
would you do that?

1903
01:12:56,999 --> 01:12:59,127
Another excellent question,
Titties.

1904
01:12:59,210 --> 01:13:00,336
Let me tell you why.

1905
01:13:01,129 --> 01:13:02,130
Family.

1906
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,924
A word that a lot of people
take for granted.

1907
01:13:05,925 --> 01:13:07,552
You know, some would say,
"Who needs family

1908
01:13:07,635 --> 01:13:11,013
"when you got money, fame,
and your own TV talk show?"

1909
01:13:11,556 --> 01:13:13,266
You know, I was at
the pinnacle of my comeback

1910
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:16,978
when gap-tooth wearin' ass
Michael Strahan told me

1911
01:13:17,061 --> 01:13:19,230
I was about to become
a part of his family.

1912
01:13:20,064 --> 01:13:21,399
But you see,

1913
01:13:21,482 --> 01:13:23,109
he ain't a part of my family.

1914
01:13:23,693 --> 01:13:24,735
Y'all are.

1915
01:13:25,570 --> 01:13:27,155
That's what Coach Feis
was tryna tell me

1916
01:13:27,238 --> 01:13:28,739
this whole damn time.

1917
01:13:28,823 --> 01:13:30,950
Was I needed to find
my way back home

1918
01:13:31,492 --> 01:13:34,245
and get to my family.

1919
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:36,956
Sorry I messed up.

1920
01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:38,332
Won't happen again.

1921
01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:41,169
So, what's up, family?

1922
01:13:41,252 --> 01:13:42,378
Anybody down to go whoop

1923
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:44,005
on some bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches

1924
01:13:44,088 --> 01:13:45,840
and win a championship
or what?

1925
01:13:54,557 --> 01:13:56,184
Fuck, let's get it!

1926
01:13:57,685 --> 01:13:59,145
Underdoggs, on me.

1927
01:13:59,228 --> 01:14:00,479
"Underdoggs" on three.

1928
01:14:00,563 --> 01:14:03,774
One, two, three,
Underdoggs!

1929
01:14:04,942 --> 01:14:07,153
I could've never said
a speech like that, J.

1930
01:14:07,236 --> 01:14:08,613
Where you going, cuz?

1931
01:14:09,405 --> 01:14:11,908
I need you on the sideline
for this one, Coach.

1932
01:14:12,909 --> 01:14:16,329
Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"!

1933
01:14:16,412 --> 01:14:18,289
In Old English letters,
just like you like it.

1934
01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:20,416
Momma! We made it!

1935
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:23,628
Let's go!

1936
01:14:23,711 --> 01:14:24,921
Ready?

1937
01:14:25,004 --> 01:14:27,089
God bless America.

1938
01:14:27,173 --> 01:14:28,466
God bless the Colonels.

1939
01:14:28,549 --> 01:14:31,427
God bless Long Beach,
the nicer parts.

1940
01:14:31,886 --> 01:14:33,679
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch!

1941
01:14:33,763 --> 01:14:34,847
- Let's go!

1942
01:14:35,681 --> 01:14:37,308
Let's go, Underdoggs!

1943
01:14:38,392 --> 01:14:39,477
Run that offense, Tre.

1944
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,479
Down! Set!

1945
01:14:43,606 --> 01:14:44,607
Hut!

1946
01:14:47,777 --> 01:14:50,112
Come on, Gary! Get it!

1947
01:14:51,155 --> 01:14:52,698
Good block!
Good fuckin' block!

1948
01:14:52,782 --> 01:14:53,950
Yeah! Go, go, go!
Hit that shit, Tony!

1949
01:14:54,033 --> 01:14:55,117
- Go! Go!
- Ooh, ooh!

1950
01:14:56,369 --> 01:14:58,454
- Yeah! Yes!

1951
01:14:58,537 --> 01:14:59,872
- Way to go! Hell yeah!
- Yeah!

1952
01:14:59,956 --> 01:15:00,998
That's what I'm talking about!

1953
01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:02,833
Yes!
- Ref! Carl!

1954
01:15:03,376 --> 01:15:05,419
No touchdown.
- What the fuck?

1955
01:15:06,462 --> 01:15:09,006
I got a holding
on the offense.

1956
01:15:09,090 --> 01:15:10,633
That's a 10-yard penalty.

1957
01:15:12,343 --> 01:15:14,136
Replay, second down.

1958
01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:15,930
Ain't that
the same mothafuckin' ref

1959
01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:18,015
that got knocked out
the last time we played him?

1960
01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:20,601
Hell yeah.

1961
01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,771
Aye, ref.

1962
01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:26,065
If you take that Slick Rick
patch off your eye,

1963
01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:28,025
you'll see you made
the wrong call.

1964
01:15:28,109 --> 01:15:29,527
Okay, that's what
we like to see.

1965
01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:31,487
You lose an eye,
the other one gets stronger.

1966
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,447
Go!
Lock up, lock up.

1967
01:15:33,531 --> 01:15:34,532
Defense!

1968
01:15:35,324 --> 01:15:36,492
Oh, hey.

1969
01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:37,952
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1970
01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,954
Touchdown!

1971
01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:41,163
Touchdown!

1972
01:15:41,247 --> 01:15:42,790
Justice is served.

1973
01:15:42,873 --> 01:15:44,292
Let's go,
let's go, Underdoggs.

1974
01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:45,835
- Let's go. Let's go.
You're still in it.

1975
01:15:45,918 --> 01:15:46,919
Set...

1976
01:15:47,003 --> 01:15:48,045
Let's go, D.

1977
01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,213
Go!

1978
01:15:51,716 --> 01:15:53,718
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up, lock up!

1979
01:15:55,261 --> 01:15:56,304
Yeah!
Yes!

1980
01:15:56,387 --> 01:15:58,306
- Boom!
- Yeah. Dick in the dirt!

1981
01:15:58,389 --> 01:16:00,182
It's a lady, Timmy!

1982
01:16:00,266 --> 01:16:01,851
You want a lady to lay you
on your back like that,

1983
01:16:01,934 --> 01:16:02,977
I'll take you to Vegas.

1984
01:16:03,436 --> 01:16:04,895
I got a personal foul.

1985
01:16:04,979 --> 01:16:06,230
- Unnecessary roughness.
It's a foul.

1986
01:16:06,314 --> 01:16:07,523
On the defense.
- Oh, come on.

1987
01:16:07,606 --> 01:16:08,858
Come on, man.
Number 42.

1988
01:16:08,941 --> 01:16:10,401
That's some solid
officiating, Carl.

1989
01:16:10,484 --> 01:16:12,111
These animals
have been getting away

1990
01:16:12,194 --> 01:16:13,362
with murder all season.

1991
01:16:13,446 --> 01:16:14,613
Shake it off, guys!

1992
01:16:17,658 --> 01:16:19,702
- Hut!

1993
01:16:19,785 --> 01:16:21,495
Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass!

1994
01:16:22,997 --> 01:16:24,749
That's holding on the offense.

1995
01:16:24,832 --> 01:16:26,083
No touchdown.

1996
01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:27,376
Get your ass
back to the Footlocker.

1997
01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:28,627
Go!

1998
01:16:29,045 --> 01:16:30,671
Let's go, defense!
Catch him, catch him!

1999
01:16:30,755 --> 01:16:31,756
Get the fuckin' ball!

2000
01:16:33,049 --> 01:16:35,092
Booyah!

2001
01:16:35,176 --> 01:16:37,345
Touchdown!
Touchdown!

2002
01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:43,184
When God is on your side,
you cannot fail.

2003
01:16:43,809 --> 01:16:45,102
Hut!

2004
01:16:46,270 --> 01:16:47,521
Offsides.
- Really?

2005
01:16:47,605 --> 01:16:48,814
Oh, it's a pass,
pass, pass.

2006
01:16:48,898 --> 01:16:50,107
What's going on
over here?

2007
01:16:50,191 --> 01:16:51,400
- Personal foul...
Come on!

2008
01:16:51,484 --> 01:16:52,818
- ...roughing the passer.
- Great call, ref.

2009
01:16:53,944 --> 01:16:55,571
Red's on D,
red's on D.

2010
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:57,239
Lock up, lock up!

2011
01:16:57,323 --> 01:16:59,116
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!

2012
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,785
- Pick that shit up!
Go, go, go!

2013
01:17:00,868 --> 01:17:02,453
- Yeah!
- Good defense, Dwayne.

2014
01:17:02,536 --> 01:17:04,246
- Good, D.
- Pass interference.

2015
01:17:04,330 --> 01:17:05,331
- Foul.
- Oh, come on,

2016
01:17:05,414 --> 01:17:06,791
with the late-flag shit, ref.

2017
01:17:06,874 --> 01:17:07,875
I ain't even touch him.

2018
01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:09,210
Go, go, get that shit.

2019
01:17:09,293 --> 01:17:10,419
I got a false start.

2020
01:17:10,503 --> 01:17:11,754
- Come on.
Clipping.

2021
01:17:12,129 --> 01:17:13,339
- You're a ref for both sides!
Roughin' the passer.

2022
01:17:13,422 --> 01:17:14,507
Come on!

2023
01:17:14,590 --> 01:17:16,050
That one eye's
working overtime.

2024
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,468
No touchdown.

2025
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:19,428
Automatic first down.

2026
01:17:19,512 --> 01:17:22,390
That's the type of officiating
we like. Keep it up.

2027
01:17:22,473 --> 01:17:24,058
How much you pay
the ref, Chip?

2028
01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:32,983
Listen up.

2029
01:17:33,776 --> 01:17:34,902
I ain't gonna hold you.

2030
01:17:37,113 --> 01:17:38,280
We in a tough spot.

2031
01:17:38,781 --> 01:17:40,533
How we gonna win if they keep
calling stuff against us?

2032
01:17:40,616 --> 01:17:42,910
It's like the Battle of
the Bastards out there.

2033
01:17:42,993 --> 01:17:44,495
They're hate-fucking us, bro.

2034
01:17:44,578 --> 01:17:46,080
All up and down the field.

2035
01:17:46,163 --> 01:17:47,665
Hard. Right up the ass.

2036
01:17:55,714 --> 01:17:57,341
What are y'all bitchin' about?

2037
01:17:59,593 --> 01:18:02,221
Is this the first time we had
shit workin' against us?

2038
01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:04,390
Shit out of our control?

2039
01:18:06,142 --> 01:18:07,852
Man, we face that every day,

2040
01:18:07,935 --> 01:18:09,603
that's why we Underdoggs,
ain't it?

2041
01:18:11,272 --> 01:18:13,649
We always playin' from behind.

2042
01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,193
We gotta work twice as hard
to get half as far.

2043
01:18:17,445 --> 01:18:19,447
But the thing
about the Underdoggs is,

2044
01:18:19,530 --> 01:18:21,490
we never fold,
we never surrender.

2045
01:18:21,574 --> 01:18:22,908
When everybody count us out,

2046
01:18:22,992 --> 01:18:24,118
we believe in ourselves.

2047
01:18:26,579 --> 01:18:28,330
So, let's embrace that shit.

2048
01:18:28,414 --> 01:18:29,623
Let's embrace who we are.

2049
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,835
Let's go out there
and shock the world.

2050
01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:34,170
Let's show everybody

2051
01:18:34,462 --> 01:18:35,588
what the mothafuckin'
Underdoggs are made of.

2052
01:18:35,671 --> 01:18:36,881
Hell yeah!

2053
01:18:36,964 --> 01:18:38,966
Yeah!

2054
01:18:40,468 --> 01:18:41,844
Yeah, we got this, dawg.

2055
01:18:43,304 --> 01:18:44,263
That's what
I'm talkin' about.

2056
01:18:44,346 --> 01:18:45,764
Yo, Tre. Tre.

2057
01:18:49,101 --> 01:18:50,644
That's what's up, man.

2058
01:18:50,728 --> 01:18:52,897
Let's get dirty.
Yeah!

2059
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,064
Yeah!

2060
01:18:57,485 --> 01:18:59,695
Yeah, let's come out
like I wanted to come out.

2061
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,780
- Let's go! Let's go!

2062
01:19:02,823 --> 01:19:05,242
Colonels, we're gonna keep on
followin' our destiny. Okay?

2063
01:19:05,326 --> 01:19:06,577
We had some rough
couple of moments.

2064
01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:08,037
- Right.
- Matter of fact, you played

2065
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,538
absolutely pathetically
at certain points.

2066
01:19:09,955 --> 01:19:12,208
It's a miracle
we're up 24-nothing.

2067
01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:13,459
I had a lot to do with that.

2068
01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:14,627
Sometimes I can
make miracle...

2069
01:19:14,710 --> 01:19:16,003
Yeah,
let's fuckin' go!

2070
01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:17,046
Yes, come on!
Man up!

2071
01:19:17,129 --> 01:19:19,548
It's time for that theme song.
New hair. New look.
Let's get it!

2072
01:19:19,632 --> 01:19:20,758
Oh, shit. What's this?

2073
01:19:20,841 --> 01:19:22,051
There's some
new ass to kick!

2074
01:19:22,134 --> 01:19:23,177
Doggs, go!
Let's go!

2075
01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,013
<i>Little
bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches</i>

2076
01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:28,307
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2077
01:19:28,390 --> 01:19:30,809
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2078
01:19:30,893 --> 01:19:33,145
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2079
01:19:33,646 --> 01:19:35,648
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2080
01:19:35,731 --> 01:19:38,484
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2081
01:19:38,567 --> 01:19:41,237
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2082
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,531
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2083
01:19:43,614 --> 01:19:45,241
Oh, very nice, Two-J's.

2084
01:19:45,324 --> 01:19:46,784
Love the language.

2085
01:19:50,204 --> 01:19:51,372
Great jerseys, by the way.

2086
01:19:51,455 --> 01:19:53,582
What happened
to the other ones?
They get repo'd at halftime?

2087
01:19:53,916 --> 01:19:56,001
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2088
01:19:56,085 --> 01:19:58,796
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2089
01:19:58,879 --> 01:20:00,756
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2090
01:20:01,423 --> 01:20:03,676
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2091
01:20:03,759 --> 01:20:05,010
- <i>Little bitch-ass</i>
- Seem, uh...

2092
01:20:05,094 --> 01:20:06,387
<i>- Punk-ass bitches</i>
- ...angry.

2093
01:20:06,470 --> 01:20:07,846
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2094
01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:09,223
Bitches!

2095
01:20:09,306 --> 01:20:10,266
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2096
01:20:10,349 --> 01:20:11,642
Why do they all seem so angry?

2097
01:20:11,725 --> 01:20:13,978
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2098
01:20:14,061 --> 01:20:15,187
<i>- Little bitch-ass</i>
- What's up with that?

2099
01:20:15,271 --> 01:20:16,730
<i>- Punk-ass bitches</i>
- Whoo!

2100
01:20:16,814 --> 01:20:18,482
- Someone get me a 40!
Go! Let's go!

2101
01:20:23,028 --> 01:20:24,113
Continue dominance, men.

2102
01:20:24,196 --> 01:20:25,364
Let's go!

2103
01:20:25,447 --> 01:20:26,824
Squash 'em.

2104
01:20:33,831 --> 01:20:35,082
Let's go!

2105
01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,417
Go! Go!
Let's go!

2106
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,585
Whoo!

2107
01:20:37,668 --> 01:20:40,421
Oh, shit!
Go, go, get that shit!

2108
01:20:40,504 --> 01:20:42,214
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What's going on?

2109
01:20:42,298 --> 01:20:44,258
Put some hands on him.
What's going on here?

2110
01:20:44,341 --> 01:20:45,759
Yeah!
Oh, good block!

2111
01:20:45,843 --> 01:20:47,094
Watch it! Red comin' in hot!

2112
01:20:47,177 --> 01:20:48,387
Spin on his ass, Tre.

2113
01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:50,598
Oh!

2114
01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:53,017
Yeah!

2115
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,351
All day,
all the way, Tre!

2116
01:20:54,435 --> 01:20:56,812
- Go, go, go, go! Yes!

2117
01:20:57,438 --> 01:20:58,939
Wassup!
- Yeah!

2118
01:20:59,023 --> 01:21:00,065
Touchdown.

2119
01:21:01,025 --> 01:21:02,735
Hey, ref, where's the call?

2120
01:21:02,818 --> 01:21:03,861
You took care of the referee?

2121
01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:05,613
No, Killa and Skrilla did.

2122
01:21:11,118 --> 01:21:13,120
No holding? Illegal formation?

2123
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,455
Wassup now, Chip?

2124
01:21:14,538 --> 01:21:16,582
- Come on, Carl!

2125
01:21:16,665 --> 01:21:18,167
Let's go, D,
lock up, let's go!

2126
01:21:18,250 --> 01:21:19,501
Pass, pass, pass.

2127
01:21:19,585 --> 01:21:20,878
- Yeah!

2128
01:21:20,961 --> 01:21:22,463
Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D.

2129
01:21:22,546 --> 01:21:23,964
Where's the call, huh?

2130
01:21:24,423 --> 01:21:25,424
Hut!

2131
01:21:26,925 --> 01:21:28,177
- First down.

2132
01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:29,261
Hell yeah!

2133
01:21:29,678 --> 01:21:31,013
<i>We got a chance,
I can feel it.</i>

2134
01:21:31,096 --> 01:21:32,514
Go!
Red's on D!

2135
01:21:32,598 --> 01:21:33,891
Red's on D!

2136
01:21:33,974 --> 01:21:35,559
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!

2137
01:21:35,643 --> 01:21:37,478
Bingo!
- Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne.

2138
01:21:38,062 --> 01:21:39,772
What the hell
is going on here?

2139
01:21:39,855 --> 01:21:41,774
Go, go,
go, go, go, go!

2140
01:21:41,857 --> 01:21:43,025
Stop him!
- Yeah!

2141
01:21:43,108 --> 01:21:44,109
Stop him!

2142
01:21:44,193 --> 01:21:46,111
Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders!

2143
01:21:46,487 --> 01:21:47,821
Touchdown!

2144
01:21:47,905 --> 01:21:49,782
Turn the fucking ball over
and embarrass me,

2145
01:21:49,865 --> 01:21:51,283
you useless piece of shit.

2146
01:21:51,367 --> 01:21:53,118
Get your asses
back to the sidelines.

2147
01:21:53,202 --> 01:21:54,787
Come on, y'all,
we runnin' outta time!

2148
01:21:54,870 --> 01:21:56,955
Go, go, go, get that shit!

2149
01:21:57,039 --> 01:21:58,332
Clipping.

2150
01:21:58,415 --> 01:21:59,416
On the defense.

2151
01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,251
What is happening right now?

2152
01:22:03,045 --> 01:22:04,046
Down!

2153
01:22:05,214 --> 01:22:06,256
- Go, let's go!
- Come on, Gary!

2154
01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:07,925
- Hut!

2155
01:22:08,008 --> 01:22:09,718
Tony, hit that shit!
Go!

2156
01:22:12,554 --> 01:22:15,182
- Touchdown.
- Air Tony like a mothafucker!

2157
01:22:15,265 --> 01:22:16,600
This isn't cheerleading.

2158
01:22:16,684 --> 01:22:18,227
What is this,
Cirque du Soleil?

2159
01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,395
Touchdown.
- That's our Tony!

2160
01:22:19,478 --> 01:22:20,979
- That's my son!

2161
01:22:21,063 --> 01:22:22,815
You can't be jumping on top
of each other like that.

2162
01:22:22,898 --> 01:22:24,066
What the hell?

2163
01:22:24,149 --> 01:22:25,442
We on your
mothafuckin' ass now.

2164
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:29,071
I need one yard, first down,

2165
01:22:29,154 --> 01:22:30,948
and then you run out
that goddamn clock.

2166
01:22:31,031 --> 01:22:32,157
Get that goddamn ball back!

2167
01:22:32,241 --> 01:22:33,450
- Defense!
- Come on!

2168
01:22:33,534 --> 01:22:34,910
- Defense!
Set! Hut!

2169
01:22:36,203 --> 01:22:37,246
Let's go!

2170
01:22:37,329 --> 01:22:39,957
Come on, come on, come on,
make the play,
make the play, make the play!

2171
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:40,916
Come on,
come on, come on.

2172
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,042
Make the hit!

2173
01:22:43,127 --> 01:22:44,878
- Yeah!
- You better, Ghost!

2174
01:22:45,421 --> 01:22:47,131
Oh, God damn it!

2175
01:22:47,923 --> 01:22:49,133
What is wrong with you?

2176
01:22:49,216 --> 01:22:50,968
I said do not
fuck this up for me!

2177
01:22:51,051 --> 01:22:52,678
You just got dominated, bitch!

2178
01:22:54,596 --> 01:22:56,348
First down, Green Team.

2179
01:22:57,182 --> 01:22:59,560
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

2180
01:22:59,643 --> 01:23:01,270
Good shit! Way to go!

2181
01:23:01,353 --> 01:23:02,730
Come on, y'all, gather around.

2182
01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:10,821
Man.

2183
01:23:11,822 --> 01:23:14,241
Twenty-five years ago,
I was in this same situation.

2184
01:23:14,324 --> 01:23:15,367
Right.

2185
01:23:15,659 --> 01:23:18,162
Down by three,
championship on the line,

2186
01:23:18,245 --> 01:23:19,872
and then bam!

2187
01:23:19,955 --> 01:23:21,248
Mothafuckin' miracle happen.

2188
01:23:21,707 --> 01:23:23,459
Talkin' about when you caught
the Hail Mary in end zone?

2189
01:23:23,709 --> 01:23:25,169
Hell yeah, how you know
about that play?

2190
01:23:25,252 --> 01:23:26,336
That shit way older than you.

2191
01:23:26,879 --> 01:23:28,338
Been watching me
on YouTube, huh?

2192
01:23:28,922 --> 01:23:30,132
Guess I am your role model.

2193
01:23:30,215 --> 01:23:31,508
Bruh...

2194
01:23:31,592 --> 01:23:32,926
What y'all say,
let's run that shit back?

2195
01:23:34,011 --> 01:23:35,888
- Yo, what about a trick play?
Yeah.

2196
01:23:35,971 --> 01:23:37,347
I love a trick play.

2197
01:23:37,431 --> 01:23:39,099
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

2198
01:23:39,183 --> 01:23:41,727
Yeah, I think it's time
we pull out our secret weapon.

2199
01:23:41,810 --> 01:23:43,854
Great idea, Tony.
Trick or treat, y'all.

2200
01:23:43,937 --> 01:23:45,522
"Underdoggs" on three.
Underdoggs, on me.

2201
01:23:45,606 --> 01:23:47,399
- One, two, three, Underdoggs!
Underdoggs!

2202
01:23:47,483 --> 01:23:50,527
Let's go. Let's go!
Run that shit, Tre!

2203
01:23:50,611 --> 01:23:52,654
What are you waiting for?
Get the hell out there!

2204
01:23:53,238 --> 01:23:54,531
Let's go! Go!

2205
01:23:57,409 --> 01:23:59,077
Men, I need a stop here,
and your life depends on it.

2206
01:23:59,161 --> 01:24:00,579
Come on, come on,
pull this shit off.

2207
01:24:00,662 --> 01:24:02,372
- Come on!
Whoo!

2208
01:24:02,456 --> 01:24:04,208
- Let's go!
Down!

2209
01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:06,126
- Go Underdoggs!
- Come on!

2210
01:24:06,210 --> 01:24:08,128
Set!
- Let's go, homie, let's go!

2211
01:24:08,879 --> 01:24:10,380
Ghost!

2212
01:24:12,382 --> 01:24:13,884
Wait, wait.
What's goin' on over here?

2213
01:24:13,967 --> 01:24:15,344
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

2214
01:24:15,427 --> 01:24:16,470
What's she doin' here?

2215
01:24:16,553 --> 01:24:17,846
Hold on,
she doesn't play offense.

2216
01:24:17,930 --> 01:24:19,056
I don't trust her.

2217
01:24:19,348 --> 01:24:21,642
Eyes on her!
That little girl's a psycho!

2218
01:24:28,190 --> 01:24:29,775
Winter is coming!

2219
01:24:29,858 --> 01:24:31,693
- Hut! <i>Dracarys!</i>
Hut!

2220
01:24:31,777 --> 01:24:33,320
Run it. Run it.

2221
01:24:33,403 --> 01:24:34,905
What's going on here?

2222
01:24:36,156 --> 01:24:37,658
- Follow him!
I'm open! I'm open!

2223
01:24:37,741 --> 01:24:39,368
- He's gettin' the ball.
- Run it, run it.

2224
01:24:39,451 --> 01:24:40,661
Lock him off, lock him off.

2225
01:24:40,744 --> 01:24:41,703
She's passing
to the midget!

2226
01:24:41,787 --> 01:24:43,247
Wait for it. Now!

2227
01:24:43,330 --> 01:24:44,706
Throw that bitch, Ghost!
Let it go!

2228
01:24:44,790 --> 01:24:46,333
What the f...
Who's she throwing it to?

2229
01:24:50,796 --> 01:24:52,548
<i>America loves
an underdog.</i>

2230
01:24:53,841 --> 01:24:55,008
<i>The slept on.</i>

2231
01:24:55,717 --> 01:24:56,844
<i>The little guy.</i>

2232
01:24:57,427 --> 01:24:59,805
<i>The one no one believes
can achieve greatness.</i>

2233
01:24:59,888 --> 01:25:01,265
Good catch!
Get to the house!

2234
01:25:01,348 --> 01:25:03,225
Tackle him! Tackle him!

2235
01:25:03,308 --> 01:25:05,185
<i>But you know
what they love more?</i>

2236
01:25:06,061 --> 01:25:07,271
<i>Nothin'.</i>

2237
01:25:07,354 --> 01:25:08,981
<i>Because watchin' underdogs win</i>

2238
01:25:09,690 --> 01:25:11,859
<i>is some seriously
inspiring shit.</i>

2239
01:25:22,202 --> 01:25:23,245
Fuck!

2240
01:25:23,328 --> 01:25:25,414
Yes! I did it!

2241
01:25:25,998 --> 01:25:27,541
I did it!

2242
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:29,668
Oh, my...

2243
01:25:30,210 --> 01:25:31,670
- Tony.

2244
01:25:34,298 --> 01:25:35,424
Fuck!

2245
01:25:35,507 --> 01:25:36,717
Fuck!

2246
01:25:37,426 --> 01:25:40,137
<i>But watching them lose
in devastating fashion...</i>

2247
01:25:43,181 --> 01:25:44,433
It was right there.

2248
01:25:51,356 --> 01:25:52,357
You all right?

2249
01:25:56,111 --> 01:25:58,906
<i>Well, that shit turns
out to be even more inspiring.</i>

2250
01:26:00,991 --> 01:26:03,327
Aye, at least
you held on to that titty.

2251
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,419
<i>Fuck the scoreboard.</i>

2252
01:26:12,502 --> 01:26:15,088
<i>Fuck the cheap-ass
plastic trophy.</i>

2253
01:26:15,172 --> 01:26:17,132
<i>Fuck the bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2254
01:26:17,215 --> 01:26:18,759
<i>that think
they better than you.</i>

2255
01:26:19,509 --> 01:26:20,761
Ain't nothin'
to be sad about, Titties.

2256
01:26:20,844 --> 01:26:23,055
Y'all played
y'all asses off today.

2257
01:26:23,138 --> 01:26:24,389
From the moment
I came out here

2258
01:26:24,473 --> 01:26:26,183
as y'all coach till today,

2259
01:26:26,975 --> 01:26:28,310
y'all made me proud.

2260
01:26:28,852 --> 01:26:30,437
Y'all made me a different man.

2261
01:26:31,104 --> 01:26:32,147
I love y'all.

2262
01:26:32,773 --> 01:26:34,816
Keep your head up. Come on,
your family wanna see you.

2263
01:26:34,900 --> 01:26:36,360
- Let's go.

2264
01:26:36,777 --> 01:26:38,403
<i>One little bullshit</i> - <i>ass
setback ain't nothin'</i>

2265
01:26:38,487 --> 01:26:40,697
<i>after a lifetime
of bullshit-ass setbacks.</i>

2266
01:26:40,781 --> 01:26:41,865
- That's all right, baby.
- We love you!

2267
01:26:42,282 --> 01:26:43,575
Heads up, heads up!

2268
01:26:43,659 --> 01:26:44,660
It's okay!

2269
01:26:45,702 --> 01:26:46,745
Yeah.

2270
01:26:47,996 --> 01:26:48,997
Wow.

2271
01:26:49,456 --> 01:26:50,832
Put that chin up.

2272
01:26:50,916 --> 01:26:51,917
Way to go, superstar.

2273
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,585
Superstar?

2274
01:26:54,086 --> 01:26:56,546
What can I say? I'm a Jedi
mind-trickin' mothafucker.

2275
01:26:58,048 --> 01:26:59,508
- Love you, Coach.
- I love you too, son.

2276
01:26:59,591 --> 01:27:00,592
Go celebrate.

2277
01:27:00,968 --> 01:27:02,761
Champions again!

2278
01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:04,805
Champions again!

2279
01:27:05,931 --> 01:27:07,683
All right, y'all.

2280
01:27:07,766 --> 01:27:09,309
You know what's happenin'.
We gotta go shake their hands,

2281
01:27:09,393 --> 01:27:11,728
- let's go.

2282
01:27:11,812 --> 01:27:13,563
Offense doesn't win
championship!

2283
01:27:13,647 --> 01:27:15,273
Defense doesn't win
championship!

2284
01:27:15,357 --> 01:27:17,776
- Coaching wins championships!
- Yo, Coach.

2285
01:27:18,318 --> 01:27:19,569
Oh.

2286
01:27:20,362 --> 01:27:21,613
Good game.

2287
01:27:24,366 --> 01:27:25,534
Thank you. Good game, Coach.

2288
01:27:26,702 --> 01:27:28,745
Got a talented group here.

2289
01:27:29,705 --> 01:27:31,748
Aye, but don't get it
twisted though.

2290
01:27:31,832 --> 01:27:33,750
We gonna fuck you
mothafuckers up next season.

2291
01:27:34,876 --> 01:27:35,961
No cap.

2292
01:27:54,104 --> 01:27:55,397
What if I...

2293
01:27:56,273 --> 01:27:58,316
told you, hypothetically...

2294
01:27:59,526 --> 01:28:00,694
I was really proud of you.

2295
01:28:01,862 --> 01:28:04,114
I would say
you was feelin' me...

2296
01:28:04,614 --> 01:28:06,074
hypothetically, of course.

2297
01:28:06,158 --> 01:28:07,409
Right.

2298
01:28:11,997 --> 01:28:13,165
You still smoke?

2299
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,175
<i>One defeat
doesn't mean you're defeated.</i>

2300
01:28:24,259 --> 01:28:26,219
<i>That shit only makes
an underdog hungrier.</i>

2301
01:28:26,845 --> 01:28:30,265
<i>Hungrier for the next
opportunity to defy the odds</i>

2302
01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:32,267
<i>and come back
stronger than ever.</i>

2303
01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:33,351
<i>Because, you see,</i>

2304
01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:35,062
<i>the true power of the underdog</i>

2305
01:28:35,687 --> 01:28:38,523
<i>is that they never
let themselves be beat.</i>

2306
01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:40,942
<i>And at the end of the day,</i>

2307
01:28:41,651 --> 01:28:43,445
<i>right there is the definition</i>

2308
01:28:44,071 --> 01:28:46,823
<i>of ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.</i>