1
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<i>After using
their last time-out,</i>

2
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<i>Poly High
returns to the field.</i>

3
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<i>Down by three,
with three seconds remaining.</i>

4
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{\an8}<i>This is the last play
of the season, folks.</i>

5
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<i>America loves
an underdog.</i>

6
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Stat reaper come to.

7
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Watch five-seven,
watch five-seven.

8
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- Down.
<i>The slept on.</i>

9
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Open, open!

10
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<i>The little guy.</i>

11
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Block, block, block!
- Get 'em.

12
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<i>The ones
no one believes
can achieve greatness.</i>

13
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<i>But you know
what they love more?</i>

14
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<i>Motherfuckers who was born great.</i>

15
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- Yes!

16
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<i>Motherfuckers like me.</i>

17
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<i>Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings.</i>

18
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<i>The birth of a superstar.
Shit.</i>

19
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<i>I'm the pick that got picked
before all the other picks.</i>

20
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<i>This rookie is special.</i>

21
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<i>Breaking records
and laying waste</i>

22
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<i>to all the little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

23
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<i>who walked on the field.</i>

24
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{\an8}<i>Smoked again
by Jaycen Jennings.</i>

25
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{\an8}<i>When he throw
that hand out, it's over.</i>

26
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{\an8}No one in the game

27
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{\an8}<i>-could play with him.
- </i>

28
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<i>Man, everybody love me.</i>
<i>Touchdown!</i>

29
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{\an8}<i>I was
more popular than God.</i>

30
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{\an8}<i>Two-J's!</i>

31
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<i>And worshipped
in every living room</i>

32
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<i>and every kitchen in America.</i>

33
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<i>Yeah. But check this shit out.</i>

34
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<i>Once you get
to that mountaintop,</i>

35
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<i>everybody wants
to see you fuckin' fall.</i>

36
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The notion that
people are idolizing

37
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{\an8}Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,
it's ridiculous.

38
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{\an8}
Jennings... And he dropped it!

39
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{\an8}
<i>Has to make that play.</i>

40
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{\an8}And he went out there
and he didn't deliver,

41
00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,920
{\an8}and he hadn't delivered
the whole game.

42
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{\an8}<i>What's he call that
stupid dance? The Two-J's?</i>

43
00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,634
{\an8}Why don't you spend more time
on the grass than smoking it.

44
00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:14,969
{\an8}You're young,
you're successful,

45
00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,220
{\an8}you're making a lot of money.

46
00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,055
{\an8}<i>How could you screw this up?</i>

47
00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,891
{\an8}<i>He's chasing rings harder
than a housewife in Atlanta.</i>

48
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{\an8}<i>And you know what I say
about those housewives,</i>

49
00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,854
{\an8}<i>at least they stayed in
one city their whole career.</i>

50
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{\an8}<i>Where's the loyalty?</i>

51
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{\an8}<i>But all
that irrational-ass hate</i>

52
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{\an8}<i>teaches you
a very valuable lesson.</i>

53
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{\an8}<i>Never, ever, ever</i>

54
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{\an8}<i>count on anyone but yourself.</i>

55
00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:38,993
<i>Fuck your teammates,
fuck your coaches,</i>

56
00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,452
<i>fuck your fans.</i>

57
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Hey, Two-J's! You blow!

58
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- Man, fuck everybody.

59
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'Cause at the end of the day,

60
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they're just
some mediocre motherfuckas

61
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tryna hold back
the true greats from reaching

62
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ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.

63
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That's it for this week.

64
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I'm Jaycen Jennings.
Y'all make sure y'all hit

65
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that subscribe button
so quick, so fast.

66
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<i>I'm young and I'm old</i>

67
00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:28,167
<i>- I'm rich and I'm poor</i>

68
00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,088
<i>I feel like I've been on this
earth many times before</i>

69
00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,840
<i>I call it how it is.</i>

70
00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,217
<i>The guy was not that good
of a football player.</i>

71
00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,385
<i>He didn't care about the game.</i>

72
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,512
<i>He doesn't care
about the purity of the sport.</i>

73
00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,056
<i>Listen, this is simple.</i>

74
00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,724
<i>My top five receivers
of all time?</i>

75
00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:44,934
<i>- Very simple.</i>
- Man, fuck.

76
00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,937
<i>Jerry Rice, Larry Fitz,
T.O., Raymond Berry,</i>

77
00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,688
<i>and obviously, Randy Moss.</i>

78
00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:51,523
<i>I can't believe
anyone could think</i>

79
00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,943
<i>that Two-J's is a top-five
wide receiver of all time.</i>

80
00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,528
<i>I know pornstars that have
received more than him.</i>

81
00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:57,863
<i>- I wanna see</i>

82
00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,448
<i>- actual skills, okay?</i>
- The fuck?

83
00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,241
<i>I wanna see someone
who's in the end zone...</i>

84
00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,577
Sick of this motherfucker
Chip Collins.

85
00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,915
Hashtag, I'm fuckin' you up
when I see you.

86
00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,751
Hold on. Emoji.

87
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,837
Eggplant emoji.

88
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,839
Lick.

89
00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,424
Bitch-ass motherfucker.

90
00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,635
Eat a fat baby's dick.

91
00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,429
Hashtag,
you don't want that smoke.

92
00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,393
<i>SSF,
Ryan Kaushik's office.</i>

93
00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,186
- Yo, it's Jaycen.
<i>- Jason Sudeikis?</i>

94
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,397
Mothafucker,
it's Jaycen Jennings!

95
00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,816
<i>Oh, Jaycen. I didn't know
he still represented you.</i>

96
00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,526
The fuck?

97
00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,403
<i>He's on a call right now.
Let me have him call you back.</i>

98
00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,029
Man, make it quick. I'm busy.

99
00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,240
<i>I'm sorry,
he's in a breakfast meeting.</i>

100
00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,783
Fuck!
When is he gonna pick up?

101
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,368
<i>- He's in the bathroom.</i>

102
00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,036
- Man, have him call me back.

103
00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,287
<i>He's talking to his grandma.</i>

104
00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:48,831
You know what, fuck this shit!

105
00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,046
Ask for your salary in
Dogecoin. I'm telling you...

106
00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,132
- What's up, Kaufmoney?
- Oh.

107
00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,967
Two-J's! My guy.

108
00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,176
Uh... You look...

109
00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,302
Pissed?

110
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,470
Like somebody's agent

111
00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,639
that don't know how to
return fucking phone calls.

112
00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,391
You were just about
to be my next call.

113
00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,475
That's bullshit.

114
00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,269
You're here now, so...

115
00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,520
Mothafucker, we had a plan.

116
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,439
I create a dope-ass podcast,

117
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,607
you get my dope ass
a commentary job,

118
00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,443
then I get back

119
00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,153
in the spotlight again.
Do you remember that?

120
00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,780
Yeah, of course, I remember
the motherfuckin' plan.

121
00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:25,325
But the problem with the plan
is that people

122
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,494
say, for no good reason,

123
00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,580
that you're a selfish prick

124
00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,706
who's impossible to work with.

125
00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,624
- That's fucking bullshit!
- Well...

126
00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,876
Chip Collins.

127
00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,127
Don't they hate his ass?

128
00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,129
So, actually, yes.

129
00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:41,300
Chip Collins has a hate-love
ratio of 50-50. Okay?

130
00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,427
Yours is 95-5.

131
00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,889
Look, if I were you,
I would do some charity work.

132
00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,100
Get some positive PR
for your brand, maybe, uh...

133
00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,477
Why don't you start
a school for poor kids

134
00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,895
like LeBron, huh?

135
00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,481
Fuck LeBron James,
and fuck poor kids.

136
00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,399
You just need to do
your mothafuckin' job

137
00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,650
and get me back in the game.

138
00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,319
Man, if I were you, I would

139
00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,029
reconsider the <i>Dancing
with the Stars</i> offer,

140
00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,572
- that's a really good deal...
- Man, fuck you,

141
00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,240
you <i>Harold and Kumar</i>
lookin' motherfucker!

142
00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:10,079
- I'm through with this shit. Fuck this!
- I'll be right back, sir, I just have to
help

143
00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,455
- this gentleman.
- Look here,

144
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,832
you red vest-wearing,
Aladdin-looking mothafucker!

145
00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,376
You know who the fuck I am?
I'm Jaycen Jennings.

146
00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:20,297
Well known, highly respected,
top-five receiver of all time.

147
00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,466
- Okay.
- Okay.

148
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,884
So, go get
my mothafuckin' car, then.

149
00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,220
Hey, hey, Two-J's,
why don't you just relax, man.

150
00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,638
The guy's just trying
to do his job.

151
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,139
I don't wanna hear that shit.

152
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,933
<i>Why don't you stay
in your motherfuckin' lane</i>

153
00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,434
<i>until you win one of these,
Tony Gonzalez?</i>

154
00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,894
Give me my motherfuckin' keys.

155
00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,395
<i>Move, nigga.</i>

156
00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,064
Acting like you don't know
who the fuck I am.

157
00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,398
- Don't worry about him.
Fuck you, Gonzalez!

158
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,858
- I'm self-made.

159
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Fuck!

160
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,116
- Two-J's just got smoked!

161
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,827
<i>Fuck you, Gonzalez!
I'm self-made.</i>

162
00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,667
<i>- Fuck!</i>

163
00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,962
Well, look who's back
in the news.

164
00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,381
My dear friend,
Jaycen Jennings.

165
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,550
If we're talking
about promising stars

166
00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,885
that have absolutely
pissed away their careers,

167
00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,012
Two-J's,
you're giving R. Kelly

168
00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,056
<i>a run for his money.
I mean, what is...</i>

169
00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,766
{\an8}Mr. Jennings!

170
00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,059
You see this fool?

171
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,937
{\an8}Put your phone away so that
we can begin sentencing.

172
00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,397
Oh, for sure, my bad.

173
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,859
Mr. Jennings, you've plead
guilty to charges of speeding,

174
00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,862
{\an8}reckless endangerment
and damage to city property.

175
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These charges warrant that

176
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{\an8}you could spend
five years in prison.

177
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There it is.

178
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,493
{\an8}But I've decided

179
00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,579
{\an8}that I'm gonna go
a different direction.

180
00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,455
Thank you, Judge,

181
00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,082
{\an8}for the celebrity treatment.
I appreciate it.

182
00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,542
{\an8}This motherfucker.

183
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,378
{\an8}I'm recommending
that you spend 300 hours

184
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of community service
with the Long Beach

185
00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,174
{\an8}Parks and Recreations
Department.

186
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,925
{\an8}- The fuck?

187
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,344
{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute, Judge.

188
00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,596
I thought I was getting like

189
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,514
{\an8}some Martha Stewart
kinda treatment.

190
00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:53,974
{\an8}Community service
in Long Beach,

191
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,058
that ain't gonna work for me.

192
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,936
{\an8}You too good for the community
that raised you?

193
00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,897
{\an8}Or maybe you just
don't wanna go back,

194
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,815
{\an8}after 20 years
of not being home,

195
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,484
{\an8}in a orange vest
and a pooper-scooper.

196
00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,069
{\an8}Oh, shit.

197
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,491
Janine? Is that you?

198
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,703
{\an8}Freshman year,
white American history class?

199
00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,873
{\an8}Where we used to play
hide and go get it.

200
00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,625
Come on, girl,
you can't cut me no break?

201
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,919
{\an8}My name is not Janine.

202
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,045
Oh!

203
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,213
{\an8}It's Tara.

204
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,883
{\an8}We grew up on the same block.

205
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,509
Fuck.

206
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,553
{\an8}Your narcissistic ass.

207
00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,013
{\an8}Just get the hell out
of my courtroom,

208
00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,307
{\an8}so I can call everybody
we grew up with

209
00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,851
{\an8}and tell them that they can
catch your Hollywood ass

210
00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,187
{\an8}right up in the park,
scooping up dog shit.

211
00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,482
Next!

212
00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,529
- You're moving too slow.

213
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,463
Back in the hood,
picking up dog shit.

214
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,257
Wow.

215
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:20,894
Wow.

216
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,523
Keys!
- Mothafucka!

217
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,316
Cuz, the car
don't come with keys.

218
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,818
Shut the fuck up
before I bust your head

219
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,902
to the white meat, nigga.

220
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,904
I start the car with my phone.

221
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,365
Give me
the motherfucking keys!

222
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,742
Look, you can have
the phone and my car,

223
00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,286
just let me
clear the videos real quick.

224
00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,453
Niggas see this sex tape

225
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,038
with Two-J's and
Lisa Lampanelli, I'm finished.

226
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,415
Nigga, don't play with...

227
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,342
Jaycen?

228
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,012
Kareem?

229
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,555
Nigga!

230
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,475
Mothafucka, you just put a gun
to my head, nigga.

231
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,311
Relax, J, the safety was on.

232
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,104
- It's on safe... No.

233
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,023
It ain't on safety. Damn.

234
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,399
Imagine that.

235
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,234
Ahh! Nigga. I've been trying

236
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,944
to get in touch
with you for years.

237
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,112
- Huh?
- Literally.

238
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,363
For a million years.

239
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,157
Yeah.
And everybody talk about,

240
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,284
oh, what's that girl name,
punkin' and them sister

241
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,786
talking about,
"Oh, just get out of his face.

242
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,954
"Leave him alone.

243
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,914
"Cuz, you hittin' him
too much.

244
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,291
"You a stalker.

245
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,418
"You sweatin' him,
back up off him."

246
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,462
I told her,
"Girl, J is my nigga!

247
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,589
"He would never do
no shit like that."

248
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,090
I know you've been
thinking about me,

249
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,092
and I know you've been trying
to get in touch with me.

250
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,052
Is that pretty much right?

251
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,386
Yeah, that's how
I feel about you,

252
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,679
that's exactly how I feel
about you, cuz.

253
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,806
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew that was right.

254
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,893
I'm one of your real homies,
I'm one of the day ones,

255
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,227
- before everybody.
- Fuck.

256
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,396
I'm first,
third grade, fourth grade,

257
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,316
food stamps, juvie,
all that. Man!

258
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,401
Here, let me put
my phone number in there.

259
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,070
I'mma put
my grandmother's number,

260
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,863
where I wash clothes at
on the weekend.

261
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,366
Man, God work
in mysterious ways, boy,

262
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,533
I'm telling you, man.

263
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,035
I've been thinkin' about you,

264
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,828
thinkin' about you,
thinkin' about you.

265
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,081
I'm so glad you back here
in the LBC.

266
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,957
But not on
no pooper-scooper shit.

267
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,877
Nigga, Tara told you too?

268
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,922
Yeah. The whole hood know
you's pickin' up shit now.

269
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,924
- Fuck that bitch Tara.

270
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,802
Me and my nigga
done rejoined again, man.

271
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,595
Aight, look, I gotta go.

272
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,430
I gotta bounce, cuz,
I'm on a mission.

273
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,848
I'mma call you.

274
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,644
Love you, cuz.

275
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,646
Fuck is this nigga finna do?

276
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,982
Keys, bitch!

277
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,031
You gonna take all day?

278
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,539
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.

279
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,084
Got to be
some fucking human shit.

280
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,336
Ain't no fuckin' dog gonna be
shitting this fuckin' big.

281
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,672
'Cause like,
he like, nowhere, dude.

282
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,465
Hey, bring that.

283
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,269
Just listen
to what he says, man.

284
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,063
Take that, <i>Game of Thrones.</i>

285
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,443
Y'all really think y'all funny
messing with Gary's nerdy ass.

286
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,194
Damn!
- You tryna get some, bitch?

287
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,404
Come get these hands

288
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,822
- and find out, bro.
- Let's go!

289
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,990
Let's go! Let's go!
Fight! Fight!

290
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,116
Hey, hey, hey!

291
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,243
Damn, man. You just stepped
on my mothafuckin' shoe!

292
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,871
Fuck is y'all laughin' at?

293
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,956
Ol' dusty ass, Payless
shoe-wearin' mothafuckas,

294
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,916
y'all know
what these go for on StockX?

295
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,502
Come on now, dawg.
Those are obviously fake.

296
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,879
Obviously, these cost more

297
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:34,963
than everything
in your fuckin' house.

298
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,548
You tryna tell me a janitor

299
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,341
just walks around
with the freshest Fendis?

300
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,885
Bitch, yo mama's a janitor.

301
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,220
- Bitch, yo mama's homeless.

302
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,181
- What did you say?
- That nigga a crackhead.

303
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,474
You lucky I'm on probation,

304
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,142
or I'll slap
the shit outta you.

305
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,727
Man, shut yo crackhead ass up
and keep sweeping shit.

306
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,645
Man, fuck this shit!

307
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,815
- Damn!
Hey, miss!

308
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,026
Hey, you in charge of these
little dusty mothafuckas?

309
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,444
One second.

310
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,656
I'm sorry, are you suggesting
that this is their fault?

311
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,074
Lady, you're being real rude
right now.

312
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,409
And I said, one second!

313
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,996
Oh, shit!

314
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,917
Mm! God damn, baby,
don't that feel familiar?

315
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,085
Jaycen, uh, can you
let go of me, please?

316
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,129
What the f...

317
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,006
God damn, Rise, you look good
as a mothafucka

318
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,466
in them scrubs.

319
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,051
Hold on, Mama,
you know this basehead?

320
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,802
Mama? This little
piece of shit mine?

321
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,429
You better watch your mouth.

322
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,805
When the last time me and you
was together, what,

323
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,599
'03, '04, Provo?

324
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,683
You do the math.

325
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,186
- Nah, he ain't mine.

326
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,979
We're leaving, let's go.

327
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,689
Already?

328
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691
Cherise, I drove all the way
to Long Beach just to see you.

329
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,026
You came all the way
to Long Beach

330
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,277
to pick up dog shit.

331
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,862
Fuck Tara.

332
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,490
Ain't nobody seen you
around here in 20 years.

333
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,075
Let's go. Come on, boys.

334
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,410
Let's let this man
serve his community.

335
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,495
What about practice?

336
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,247
It's canceled for today.

337
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,957
Where's Coach?

338
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,875
He quit, huh?
Come on, let's go.

339
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,293
Hold on, let me get my stuff.

340
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:01,091
<i>In football,
you gotta have a short memory.</i>

341
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,343
<i>Fuck a play up,</i>

342
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,555
<i>- and move on.</i>

343
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,306
Hey, sweet face.

344
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,474
I'm headed to the clinic

345
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,559
and I'll be back
in a few hours.

346
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,685
- Okay?
- All right.

347
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,936
- Mwah. Love you.
- Love you, too.

348
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,147
-  Too slow. Too slow.

349
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,234
<i>That's exactly
how I live my life.</i>

350
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,779
<i>Can't be wasting time
thinking about bullshit.</i>

351
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,406
<i>Hurdles into the end zone.</i>

352
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,450
<i>And Jaycen Jennings smoked
both defenders on that one.</i>

353
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,660
Damn!

354
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,955
<i>Like that one girl you
was always trippin' off of...</i>

355
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,875
<i>No matter how good
she still look...</i>

356
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,462
<i>I'm a firm believer.</i>

357
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175
- Hold this for me, okay?
- Jaycen, what?

358
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,428
I love you, Cherise.

359
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,972
<i>To stay
outta the past.</i>

360
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,183
No matter how good
she still looks.

361
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,563
Did I say that already?

362
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,982
Damn, I just said that.

363
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,863
Who the fuck
ringing my doorbell?

364
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,156
All right, I'm coming.

365
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,744
Family. What's happening,
baby?

366
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,370
What the fuck
is you doing here?

367
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,789
Hey, man, I needed a place
to lay low for a while.

368
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,791
- Man, this is beautiful, baby.
- For a while?

369
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,251
Yeah, for a while, man.

370
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,711
Well, how the fuck you know
where I live?

371
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,171
How I know where you live?

372
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,924
Oh, man, your phone bills,
man, your credit score, mail.

373
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,385
Hey, man, you gotta be careful
who you give your number to.

374
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929
I mean, come on,
you know it's me, baby.

375
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,515
And you know,
I got the THC. 100%.

376
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,727
Pow. That shit will make
a nun get naked.

377
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,190
<i>Yeah, name one nigga in
the hood that play like this</i>

378
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,860
<i>I like my weed, uh</i>

379
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,321
<i>- In the mornin'
- Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah</i>

380
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,157
<i>- I like my weed
- Said I like my weed</i>

381
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,745
Man, them legalizing weed
put a dent in my capital,

382
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,498
but that shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.

383
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,958
You right, this shit is bomb
as a mothafucker.

384
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,128
And look,
the crazy thing about it is,

385
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,631
I copped the weed
down on 15th and Atlantic.

386
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,965
Our old corner?

387
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,801
Yeah, our spot.

388
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,761
Where we used to sling
the pounds at.

389
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388
Cuz, you still selling weed?

390
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183
Have you ever
sat back and thought

391
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,018
what you wanna do
with your life?

392
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:21,189
Many a time, but I mean, look,
man, I got tattoos on my face.

393
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,900
Ain't nobody
fuckin' with me, man.

394
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,152
I feel you, homie,

395
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,155
but I seen somebody today
from back in the day

396
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,825
that didn't look like they was
doing too bad for herself.

397
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,118
Cherise?

398
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,829
- How you know?
-  I can tell how

399
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,288
you got that little
kiddy-ass grin

400
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,581
on your face
when you say her name.

401
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,833
Cuz, ain't nobody grinning, nigga.

402
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,835
Yes, you is.
Boy, you love that girl,

403
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,378
- Cherise, man.

404
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,296
Hey, but look, she thicker
than a motherfucker.

405
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,007
I'm talkin' about thicker
than a Snicker.

406
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,217
Shut up.

407
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,553
And she doing good for herself,
she got the clinic down there

408
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,805
where she helping the kids
with the broken arm.

409
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,640
She help the people
with the dialysis.

410
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,810
Man, she even help me when
I got stabbed that 17 times.

411
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,437
Nigga, you got stabbed?

412
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,022
- You ain't hear? They didn't
tell you I almost lost my arm?
- No, let me see.

413
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,774
Oh, Cuz, you...

414
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,025
Damn!

415
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,028
They said I lost
350,000 pounds of blood.

416
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,113
That much blood?

417
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,157
I ain't hear nothing
about that one.

418
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,616
But anyway...
What happened

419
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,618
to you and Cherise
after high school, man?

420
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,788
Come on, my nigga, you know,
your nigga can't be tied down.

421
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665
Right, right,
right, right, right.

422
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,959
But you should've seen how
she was on me today though.

423
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,836
But her little
cockblockin'-ass son

424
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,296
and his little football team,

425
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,839
they gotta hurry up
and find a head coach,

426
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,507
so I can slide up on her

427
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,968
and get my peep on
at the park every week.

428
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,094
You know
what I'm talking about?

429
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,180
You tryna
Emilio Estevez that ass,

430
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,389
that's what you's tryna do.

431
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,474
Emilio who?

432
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,434
Emilio Estevez.

433
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,480
Man, he played the coach
on <i>Mighty Ducks.</i>

434
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,691
Man, he ran a cold game
on Joshua Jackson's momma.

435
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,985
First, he taught him
how to use the puck,

436
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,737
then he turned around,

437
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,530
taught her
how to use the stick.

438
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741
Man, he got that pussy,

439
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,244
and became an American hero
at the same mothafuckin' time.

440
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,247
Kareem,

441
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:06,127
you kiddie movie
genius watching mothafucka.

442
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,504
I could just see it now.

443
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,256
Jaycen Jennings,
football legend,

444
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,383
- goes back...
- Yeah.

445
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,678
...and saves a ol' raggedy-ass
Pop Warner football team

446
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,763
in his neighborhood.

447
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,014
Yeah, say that then.

448
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,642
You know, people love when
people fuck with poor kids.

449
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,895
This just may be my way
to get America

450
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,230
and Cherise

451
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,066
to fuck with Two-J's
all over again.

452
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,235
You know, God works
in mysterious ways.

453
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,945
- Really do.
- And I love you, boy.

454
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,613
I love you, too.

455
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,864
What the fuck?

456
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,450
Kareem.

457
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,118
Safety was on it, cuz.

458
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,496
Oh, nope.

459
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,040
The safety wasn't on it again.

460
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,918
I'm gonna go home and put
some duct tape on the handle.

461
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,846
- Aye, Ms. Cherise.
Hmm.

462
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,472
This new coach coming or what?

463
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,099
There's a group
of girls posted up

464
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,642
at the parking lot,
checking for me.

465
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,143
Man, they ain't
checking on you.

466
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,354
Checking on this big-ass <i>pito</i>
right here.

467
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,273
Enough!
No more dick talk.

468
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,566
We've already
talked about this.

469
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,067
It's not cute. It's not funny.

470
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,569
Stop smiling, Tony.

471
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,696
It's very creepy.
Nobody likes the creepy kid.

472
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,281
- Understand me?

473
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,032
- Yes, Ms. Evans.
- Okay.

474
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,201
God, I love it when
she puts me in my place.

475
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,120
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

476
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,042
Oh, shit.

477
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,253
What the...

478
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,754
Damn,
it's hella bright though.

479
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,006
That's a Benz.

480
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,426
What?

481
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,886
That thing
is so bright.

482
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,929
That is nice.

483
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,225
Yo, isn't that
the crackhead janitor

484
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,810
that was cleaning up poop
the other day?

485
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,353
Looking like
a hip-hop pirate.

486
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,689
You gotta be kidding me.

487
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,525
Y'all thought I was
a crackhead janitor, huh?

488
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,110
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yes.

489
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,030
Well, turns out,
I'm a rich-ass celebrity.

490
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,948
And when I heard
about y'all league

491
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,241
not being able to find y'all

492
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,410
one decent,
respectable citizen

493
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,037
to mentor you little dudes,

494
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,997
shit kinda broke my heart.

495
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,749
- What?
- So, I decided to work out

496
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,208
a deal with
the Los Angeles County

497
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,835
Community Outreach Program,

498
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,211
so you could have

499
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,298
football legend,
Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings,

500
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,967
as your new head coach.

501
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,928
- Legend?

502
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,262
Man, get outta here, dawg.

503
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,597
Oh, shit, I know who he is.

504
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,765
Good lookin' out.

505
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,558
'Bout time y'all put
some respect on my name.

506
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,894
Nah, he used a fake penis
to cheat on drug tests.

507
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,188
You that same guy

508
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,856
who tried to have sex
with a undercover cop

509
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,316
the night before
a playoff game.

510
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,985
Yeah, and the dude who also...

511
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,112
Won one of these,
you booger-nosed mothafuckas.

512
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,322
That's real?
Bro,

513
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,115
what's with you and all these
random knockoff shit?

514
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,367
Knockoff?

515
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,369
Nigga, my shit
is 100% certified.

516
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,496
- You fuckin' loser.
- Watch it, Jaycen.

517
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,081
They ain't won a game
all season.

518
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,874
They're losers.
It's just a fact.

519
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,459
Damn.

520
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,670
Let me get a picture with
y'all real quick for Twitter.

521
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,837
What?

522
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881
Anybody got, like,
a clipboard or a whistle,

523
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,383
so I can look like
I'm coaching for real?

524
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,801
Fake-ass coach, man.

525
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,302
- All right, fuck it.
No one wants you here.

526
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,720
Man, don't be
no stranger to danger,

527
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,930
squeeze in for this fuckin'
picture for Twitter,

528
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,348
- come on.

529
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,683
Some of y'all
gonna get some girlfriends

530
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,267
when I finish
with this right here.

531
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,186
Come on, man,
don't be flippin' me off, man,

532
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,729
- give me some real shit, man.

533
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232
Got 'em! Yes, sir.

534
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,692
Team dismissed.

535
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,194
What? We got a game
against the best team

536
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,737
in the league this weekend.

537
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,197
And you haven't
even seen us practice.

538
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,532
Go run them drills.

539
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,492
- Drills?
- On the hop.

540
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,954
Let's go. On the hop
means run, not walk.

541
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,206
Y'all got y'all a coach now,
hurry up.

542
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,958
I don't know, man,
get your stuff, man.

543
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,836
- And you, chocolate sundae.

544
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,172
What you doin' later tonight?
Wanna grab a drink?

545
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,008
You still smoke?

546
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,932
"Blessed as fuck
to share my greatness

547
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,308
"with the next generation.

548
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,562
"Prayer hands emoji.

549
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,689
"Hashtag,
giving back is what I do.

550
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,733
"More than an athlete.

551
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,194
"Hashtag,
poor kids need love too."

552
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,074
Man, you really click in
with them kids, huh?

553
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,744
It really look like I give
a fuck about 'em, right?

554
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,748
For real. For real, man.
That's real.

555
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,333
Hey, man.
I was thinkin' about

556
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,335
what you said about my life
the other day,

557
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,629
and then boom, it hit me.

558
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,674
Assistant Coach Kareem.

559
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,181
I don't think it's gonna work,
Kareem. That's not...

560
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,390
I don't know, man.

561
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,143
You offensive coach,
I'm defensive coach.

562
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,145
Bam, we gonna be
like <i>Batman and Robin.</i>

563
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,730
They gonna love it.

564
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,899
I like your thought process
and your enthusiasm.

565
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,735
This is a career move.
This is big for me, man.

566
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,278
But, homie, I'm workin'

567
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,113
on my clean-cut coaching brand
right here.

568
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,074
Hey, man, don't say that, man,
don't do that. Don't do that.

569
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,826
And you got a face
full of tattoos, so...

570
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:54,707
Oh, you gonna unfollow me

571
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,084
- 'cause of that?
- Yeah, yeah.

572
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,460
- That's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?

573
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:58,920
- That's petty, that's petty.
- You wanna play unfair?

574
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,254
- That's fuckin' petty.
- What we doin'?

575
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:01,464
What you mean,
"What we doin'?"

576
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,757
What we doin', man?

577
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,383
Nigga, you not
the assistant coach.

578
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,221
- Like that?
- Yeah, it's like that.

579
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,351
Where the fuck is you going,
cuz? This is my house.

580
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,353
I'm 'bout to eat.
- Hold on, cuz.

581
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,729
I'm taking the pizza poppers.

582
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,897
Slow down,
little nigga.

583
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,524
It's my mothafuckin' house.

584
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,112
Oh. Excuse me.

585
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,238
You the new coach?

586
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,115
Yeah, that's me.
What, somebody talkin' me up?

587
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,367
Yeah. My son, Gary,

588
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,327
told me
you made him run a lap.

589
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,204
I got my eye on you.

590
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,664
Oh, Gary, baby.

591
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,707
I got your inhaler on deck.

592
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,043
You just say the word
and Momma be on that field

593
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,295
faster than you can say
asthma attack.

594
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,049
All right, y'all.

595
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,843
You can grab your jerseys.

596
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,636
I got 'em all
cleaned up for you.

597
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,596
You gonna look fantastic
out there today.

598
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,973
Oh, uh-uh. Hell, no.

599
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,724
Wait a minute,
let me see this shit.

600
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,560
Russell Athletics.

601
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,104
Faded numbers.
No nicknames on the back.

602
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,480
This is garbage.

603
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,315
- This what we own?
- They're the Green team.

604
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,276
Green team?
We cool with Green team?

605
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,735
- Mm-hmm.
Actually,

606
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,112
I think it would
be quite amazing

607
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,363
if we can name ourself
The Dragons.

608
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,447
Man, quit it

609
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,867
with your <i>Game of Thrones</i>
virgin-ass bullshit.

610
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,702
Tre, you're a virgin too.
So be quiet.

611
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,162
- And watch your mouth.

612
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,621
This shit is depressing, man.

613
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,331
Okay, enough.

614
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,963
Positions! Line up!

615
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,342
Now, that's how the fuck
you supposed to look

616
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,428
when you come to a game.
Just like that.

617
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,055
You dress the part,
you play the part.

618
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,724
Oh, my God.

619
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,152
Fuckin' Chip Collins.

620
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,945
- Colonels!

621
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,165
Is that
a freaking drill sergeant

622
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,625
coaching the team,
what the hell?

623
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,501
And what do men do?
Dominate!

624
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:03,586
And what do men do?

625
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,670
Dominate!

626
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,214
And what do men...

627
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,717
Hold on. Is that...

628
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,053
Oh, my Lord, Two-J's.

629
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:16,224
Wow! You look,
uh, like a couch, man.

630
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,934
Is everything okay?

631
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,936
Are you living
in this park here?

632
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,355
I know they say that
Black don't crack, but

633
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,857
I see some fractures
in it right now.

634
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,068
I don't live in this park.
I'm here working, coaching.

635
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,320
- You're... You're coaching?
- Yes.

636
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,696
- Children?
- Mm-hmm.

637
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,365
Oh, the community
service thing.

638
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,408
'Cause you drive
like Helen Keller. Gotcha.

639
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,826
- Fuck you, Chip.
- Look,

640
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,120
I know, me and you haven't
seen eye to eye on everything.

641
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,581
Okay, I've said some things.
You've tweeted some things.

642
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:43,292
But let's put that aside

643
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,503
and focus on the real reason
why we're here.

644
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:46,712
And what's that?

645
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,049
The positive PR we get
from coaching peewee football.

646
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,222
Joking, man. I'm joking.

647
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,140
No, the kids,
we're here to save the kids,

648
00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,226
you know, they'd be out there
doing drive-bys

649
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,978
or whatever else you guys do
in Long Beach.

650
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,312
We are here to be heroes.

651
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,730
You're a hero. Okay?

652
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,191
Government enforced,
but you're still a hero.

653
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,526
I love you, man.

654
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,113
Stretch louder!

655
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,532
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch.

656
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,034
Get up,

657
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,577
get dressed,
get up and get to it.

658
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:19,745
I don't got all day.

659
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,038
I did not
come out here to lose

660
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,498
to no bitch-ass Chip Collins.

661
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,000
Man, we got no shot
at winning this thing.

662
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,668
I mean, you see their team,
they're huge.

663
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,794
I know, right?

664
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,337
I heard they only recruit
high-school dudes.

665
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,298
I heard they lineman
got a baby.

666
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,091
Man, who gives a fuck
what they got?

667
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,510
Put y'all helmets on and
don't fuckin' embarrass me.

668
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,470
Let's go, on the hop.
Let's go!

669
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,764
Yeah, that's it!

670
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,226
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

671
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,271
Be ready, guys, be ready!

672
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,772
You are hungry.
You are hungry.

673
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,779
Damn, he kicked
the shit outta that.

674
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,281
I got it!

675
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,908
Come on! Defense!

676
00:26:57,992 --> 00:26:59,285
- Ooh, shit.

677
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,370
Oh, come on, man.

678
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,706
Booyah! That's what
I'm talkin' about.

679
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,249
- Touchdown!

680
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,500
Hell of a start there.

681
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:07,668
First play?

682
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,046
Let's go!
Oh, get some, little boy!

683
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,465
You should call
an ambulance.

684
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,633
Two hundred points off
that kid's SAT score.

685
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:15,926
- Guaranteed.

686
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,304
So, y'all don't know
what the fuck
"don't embarrass me" mean?

687
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,597
Damn!

688
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,515
Tre, Tre, Tre.

689
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,059
- Let's go, Tre.
- Go, go, go.

690
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,146
- Oh, damn!

691
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,899
- Oh, sh... Oh!

692
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,609
Nice! Nice!

693
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,277
Do you have a knife wound
in that shoulder?

694
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,366
- Hey!
- That was filthy, young man.

695
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,658
Catch him!
He's so little!

696
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,536
Fuckin' scary, Rise.

697
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,080
We open.

698
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,706
God damn it, you wide open!

699
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,583
- Dang!
Get that shit!

700
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,295
Get your ass up! Get up!

701
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,839
Let's go, let's go,
defense, markup!

702
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:56,175
Great hands! Bravo!
Keep it up.

703
00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:58,969
- Look at this shit.

704
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,888
- Whoo!

705
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,139
Coach, I'm gonna be honest.

706
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,224
I don't think
I need this today.

707
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:04,892
Aah!

708
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,977
- Sorry mothafuckers!
- Sorry, Coach.

709
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:08,437
God damn!

710
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,024
Huddle! Huddle up,
damn it. Come on.

711
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,275
What's the play?

712
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,903
The play is get outta my way
and let me do my thing.

713
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:16,987
- Aight?
- What?

714
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:18,364
- Break!
- Bro, what?

715
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,907
I'mma handle this
on my own.

716
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,787
- Let's go, Tre.
Down, set, hut!

717
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,835
Ooh, shit!
That little mothafucka go!

718
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:31,919
- Tre.
- Come on, come on, come on.

719
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,170
What's going on over here?

720
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,463
Hey, where's that defense?
Stop him.

721
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,589
- Go, go, go.
Fuck you!

722
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:37,258
Yes!
- Yes!

723
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,801
God damn!

724
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,220
Hey,
where's the defense?

725
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,555
What's going on over here?

726
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,014
Yeah, yes, to the house, Tre.

727
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,891
-  Hell yeah!

728
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,060
- Yes!

729
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,062
Yes, sir!
Quit it.

730
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,106
Hey, Cherise,
you sure I ain't his daddy?

731
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,190
You wish.

732
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,483
Carl. Call that, Carl.

733
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:55,943
I got a personal foul.

734
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,862
Facemask on the offense.

735
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,071
Thank you, Carl.

736
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,489
15-yard penalty.
- Come on!

737
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,783
- Replay third down.
- Ref, are you blind?

738
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,410
It's okay, Tre. It's okay.

739
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,745
I got unsportsmanlike conduct.

740
00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:08,330
- Oh, come on.
15-yard penalty.

741
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,291
- I mean...
Great job, Carl.

742
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,334
Sometimes the ref is the MVP.

743
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,171
Bro got a Mickey Mouse voice.

744
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,672
Fifty bucks, he hasn't even

745
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757
- dropped his balls yet.

746
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,134
Drop this!

747
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:23,762
Hey!

748
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,097
What the fuck
is you all doing?

749
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:26,474
Hey! What is going on

750
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,683
- over here?
Fight!

751
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,852
All right.
See, that's what happens

752
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,437
when you get Two-J's.
Great job.

753
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,646
- Fuck!
I need my inhaler.

754
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:33,939
Gary!

755
00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:36,358
Absolute abomination.
Okay?

756
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,818
But Two-J's got 'em doin'

757
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,320
the same thing
that they would be doing

758
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,739
on the block
right here on the field.

759
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:42,990
You a bitch, Chip!

760
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,658
That's it, that's it.
I'm calling the game.

761
00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:46,660
Oh, come on, ref!
Nobody even fuckin' bleed!

762
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,662
That ain't the...

763
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,748
- God damn!

764
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,085
Fuck!

765
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:59,298
Great job out there.
I know, tough circumstances.

766
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,342
<i>This is why you can't have</i>

767
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,678
<i>an egotistical maniac
coaching peewee football.</i>

768
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:07,097
"Hashtag,
worst role model ever."

769
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,267
Be very careful
with Two-J's.

770
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:12,394
Guy's got gonorrhea again.
Don't touch him,

771
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,604
- no hugging. All right?
Definitely.

772
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,360
Well, congratulations,
you little assholes.

773
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,736
Got me looking like
a straight mark

774
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,071
in front of
the whole Internet.

775
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,614
Bruh,
they ain't even had beef!

776
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,741
Man, I'm out this bitch.

777
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,368
- Excuse me?
- I'm done listening

778
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,161
to some washed-up loser,
has-been coach.

779
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,329
Fuck you say to me,
little nigga?

780
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:31,539
- Jaycen!
You heard me.

781
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:32,873
Go, go wait by the car.

782
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,251
Kid got a real
fuckin' attitude problem.

783
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,503
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

784
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,047
These little kids already have
the world bringing them down,

785
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,340
they don't need
you doing it too.

786
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,759
You really think you're better
than everyone else

787
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,511
because you played for
a professional sports team

788
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:46,804
over two decades ago?

789
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,639
It's like ever since you made

790
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,432
that stupid Hail Mary catch
in high school,

791
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,142
you've turned your back
on everybody

792
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:53,561
who ever helped you. Fuck you.

793
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,312
Helped me? Shit.

794
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:56,981
Ain't nobody help me!

795
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,608
I'm Jaycen Jennings.
I don't owe nobody shit.

796
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,569
I'm self-made!

797
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,972
Man.
- Man, I love you, Coach.

798
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,056
I love you too, son.

799
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,850
Way to go, superstar.

800
00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:34,435
- We did it.
- We did it.

801
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,728
You did it.

802
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,316
Jaycen?

803
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,527
What up, Coach Feis?

804
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,322
Jaycen-goddamn-Jennings.

805
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,491
Oh, man, good to see you, kid.
It's been way too long.

806
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,410
Yeah, it has been a minute, right?

807
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,454
It's been... 20 years, Jaycen.

808
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,332
Jaycen? What happened
to "superstar," Coach?

809
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,708
What's that?

810
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,251
Coach, you used
to call me superstar.

811
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,836
Did I? Hmm.

812
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,296
Coach, are you okay?

813
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,756
Yeah, I'm all right.
What's wrong with you?

814
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,509
Get your ass in here, why
would I call you superstar?

815
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,178
What's all those F's
on your tracksuit for?

816
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,513
- Reminds me of my report card.

817
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,774
God damn, Coach,

818
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,402
this shit is exactly the way
it was when I was here.

819
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,154
Coach, you ain't never
really thought

820
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,114
about, like,
upgrading your shit?

821
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,783
No.

822
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:31,867
Like your TV.

823
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,994
This is a Zenith. The desk.

824
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,371
This raggedy-ass couch.

825
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,705
I love that couch.

826
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,123
Come on, Coach,
I used to cut class

827
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:39,792
and take naps
on that couch right there.

828
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:40,959
Look at it now.

829
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,587
Duct tape on it,
books holding up as a leg,

830
00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:44,797
the shit is a mess.

831
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,882
You know what I think, Coach?

832
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,718
I think I should make
a phone call to Italy 2000

833
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,553
and get you
a brand-new couch up in here.

834
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,014
Get you spooned and groomed
one time.

835
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,892
No, no, forget about that.
What about you?

836
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,477
What you been up to
these past 20 years?

837
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,561
Shit.

838
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,772
Honestly, I'm here

839
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,440
because I don't know
what the fuck I'm doin'.

840
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,276
That I see.

841
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,654
"I see"? Come on, Coach.

842
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,989
Now, you know, you the only
role model in my life.

843
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,242
Do you remember
what you were like

844
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,410
when you showed up here

845
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,787
first practice
of freshman year?

846
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,831
I don't know,
like a baller from the jump,

847
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,082
a diamond in the rough?

848
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,042
Man, you were
a pain in the ass.

849
00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:23,377
Come on, Coach,
see, that kinda talk

850
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,503
with you just
dragging me like that,

851
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,796
how am I gonna
buy you a couch?

852
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,339
You know what, Jaycen,
I appreciate it,

853
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:28,966
but you know what,
get off my couch, man. Fuck.

854
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,259
Hundreds of my players

855
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,510
have sat on that couch
right there,

856
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,803
and they've come in here

857
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,388
and they've talked to me
about their lives

858
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:35,931
and their dreams
and their goals.

859
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,475
And you know
better than anyone

860
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,893
that kids from this area,

861
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,354
they're underdogs
in the world.

862
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:45,691
They grow up with
not one advantage in life.

863
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:47,943
And sometimes,
that door being open,

864
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,154
and that old couch
right there,

865
00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:52,573
might've been the only safe
haven that those kids had.

866
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,616
So, when you come
and talk to me

867
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,535
about buying me
a new couch, yeah,

868
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,036
all right,
maybe I need a new couch,

869
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,955
because that one's
getting a little worn out.

870
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,584
But, to me, I'd prefer to give
that couch a little TLC.

871
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,461
- Just a little love.
- Oh, shit!

872
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,504
Oh, shit!

873
00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:11,300
You Jedi mind-tricking
mothafucka, you, Coach.

874
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,468
I got it!

875
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,219
You tellin' me
that just because

876
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,763
the kids that I'm coachin',

877
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:19,016
they may be raggedy and rough
around the edges and shit...

878
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,642
Wait a minute, man,
you're coaching?

879
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,103
But they require TLC.

880
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:26,190
And if I provide TLC,
they can be just as good

881
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,608
as any team
that's out there,

882
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,777
and that is the key

883
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,987
to becomin'
a mothafuckin' role model.

884
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,697
I get you. I got you.

885
00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:35,991
You the Gandhi of this
mothafuckin' coaching shit.

886
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,118
That's all I needed,
inspiration. I'm out.

887
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,539
THC is some shit. Wow.

888
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,042
Crazy!

889
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,634
He shouldn't
even be here.

890
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,471
I don't want nothing
to do with this guy.

891
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:58,597
This guy sucks.

892
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,517
Wassup, wassup?

893
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,979
Oh, I see y'all little angry
about my tardiness.

894
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,649
Had that sick feeling
in the pit of your stomach

895
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:10,025
of being abandoned again?

896
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,819
Yeah.
- Well, good.

897
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,655
That's just the way I want
you little assholes to feel.

898
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,156
Okay, what?
Now, when I first

899
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,158
started coaching this team,

900
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,202
I ain't believe
in none of y'all.

901
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,662
Not even a li'l bit.

902
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,541
Until I got Jedi mind-tricked
into realizing

903
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,584
that I underestimated y'all.

904
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,294
Same way niggas did me.

905
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,172
- See, we the same.

906
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:33,465
We underdogs.

907
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,592
The dog underneath the dog

908
00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:37,553
that's always getting
pissed and shitted on.

909
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,555
- Where's he getting at?
- But today,

910
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,348
I'm done pissing and shitting
on you kids.

911
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,392
Now, when I look at y'all now,

912
00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:46,812
I don't see
a bunch of assholes.

913
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:49,606
I see me,
in every last one of y'all.

914
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,109
It ain't no limits
to what y'all can do

915
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:54,611
with Jaycen Jennings
on the sideline,

916
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,489
coaching
and actually givin' a fuck.

917
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,701
Don't know
what that means.

918
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,203
That's it?

919
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,413
That's your big speech?

920
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,206
So, you're just gonna

921
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,250
stop peeing and pooping
all over us now?

922
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,753
Because you remember
that you were an underdog?

923
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,882
Well, couldn't have
said it better myself.

924
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,383
Corny as hell.

925
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:17,843
All right now, get your
asses up, let's warm up.

926
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:18,969
Let's go.

927
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,846
What y'all sitting around for?
Let's go!

928
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,264
Yeah, little mothafuckers.

929
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,557
- Warm up.
Who's that guy?

930
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,893
When Coach say, "Warm up,"
warm this mothafucker up!

931
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,394
Let's go,
I'll pump that pistol

932
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,937
- up in here. Come on, get it.
Go, go.

933
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,522
Get it. You think it's a game?

934
00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:33,150
Boy, I'll lay your ass down
right up in here, right now.

935
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:36,570
I will clear this whole
mothafuckin' field out.

936
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,280
Go, go, go, go.
- Kareem?

937
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,324
Hey, what's up, Cherise, baby?

938
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,743
Kareem, the fuck
is you doin' here, man?

939
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,745
Hey, I know you say you ain't
want me up here coaching

940
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,288
on a official capacity.

941
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,456
But you know what I mean?

942
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:48,999
I'm over here lingering
in the periphial.

943
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,334
You feel me, cuz.

944
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,710
You hear me,
I just wanted to come up here

945
00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:53,128
and drop
a few of them little gems

946
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,796
on the knowledge that I have

947
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,173
of the game. Hold up a minute.

948
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,883
Man, you look like
you got a Pamper on!

949
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,259
Pick that shit up!

950
00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,053
This how you gotta
talk to 'em.

951
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,221
Hey, Cherise,
are you single, baby?

952
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:04,514
Oh.

953
00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,308
Oh, man.

954
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,061
Nah, I'm just kidding,
I know my man, J, tryna smash.

955
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,480
Check it out.

956
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,190
This book right here

957
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,317
gonna have y'all
running schemes like a pro.

958
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,361
Yo, you don't got
no trick plays up in here?

959
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,571
We don't need
no goddamn trick plays.

960
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:20,906
But they're so fun.

961
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,324
Trick plays are dope
as fuck though.

962
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,618
I like trick plays.
I really do,

963
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,119
I love 'em.
I love trick plays.

964
00:37:26,203 --> 00:37:28,038
Man, how the fuck
you get a playbook?

965
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,207
I'm just saying,
ain't no tables of contents

966
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,250
- or nothing up in here, babe.
- Anyway,

967
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,419
this book right here
took your boy,

968
00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:38,131
Jaycen Jennings, to superstar,
legendary status.

969
00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:40,842
You mean a washed-up loser
coaching peewee in Long Beach?

970
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,260
Nah, I'm talking
about the nigga

971
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,304
that had your momma
before she had you.

972
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,182
Now learn the goddamn playbook

973
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,600
- and quit playin' so much.

974
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:50,394
Hut.
Go.

975
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,647
Again.
Till we get it right.

976
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,649
We not movin' on
to the next play

977
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:56,817
till y'all get
this shit right.

978
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,151
Hut.

979
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,364
- God damn it, Tony.
Hut.

980
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,743
Hand me that football.

981
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:07,995
Oh, man.

982
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,080
Hey, dawg, you ever touched
a titty before?

983
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,623
- What?

984
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,417
A titty. Have you ever
touched a titty before...

985
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,543
- Be quiet.

986
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,919
You ever touch a titty before?

987
00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:17,087
Man, of course I have.

988
00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:19,214
So many titties, all sizes.

989
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,674
A, triple A, double D.

990
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,801
Man ain't never
touched no titty.

991
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,386
Those are battery sizes.

992
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,679
Man, yes, I have.

993
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,347
Don't project your lack
of titty touching onto me.

994
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:28,807
Come here, man,
let me talk to you.

995
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:31,893
Look, this ball right here.

996
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,603
That's your titty.

997
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:34,813
You gotta hold it tight.

998
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,398
'Cause everybody
wants your titty.

999
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,066
Do I have consent
of touching the titty?

1000
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,317
What you just say?

1001
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,485
I'm not just
gonna touch a titty

1002
00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:41,570
if it doesn't
wanna be touched.

1003
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,655
Touching titties
without consent

1004
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:46,033
got my cousin
30 days in the county.

1005
00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:47,159
Oh, that's nice.

1006
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,869
- Get your ass outta here.

1007
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,412
You got my consent, okay?

1008
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,496
Nice!

1009
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,206
Let's run it again.
Let's run it.

1010
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:57,169
Hey, I like the titty thang,
keep the titty thang, cuz.

1011
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,463
- Fuck up.
- Keep that titty thang, cuz.

1012
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:01,631
Back in it. Back on line.
Come on, y'all, run it again.

1013
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,761
The things you do in practice,
you'll do in the game.

1014
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,429
If you're sorry at practice,

1015
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,181
you're gonna be sorry
in the game.

1016
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,640
Let's go, on the hop.

1017
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,934
- The fuck was that?

1018
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,061
Come on, get it right.

1019
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,437
- Yo!
Get it together.

1020
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,522
- One more time. Again.

1021
00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:19,066
- God damn it.
Oh!

1022
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,609
No butter finger
anymore.

1023
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,110
- Ooh!

1024
00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:23,278
Oh!

1025
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,863
- What the fuck?

1026
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,240
That's why I can't stand
your little ass.

1027
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:28,992
- Hey!
Come on, defense.

1028
00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:30,285
Make it look like something,
let's go!

1029
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,369
Hut.

1030
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,331
Oh!

1031
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,541
Little mothafucker came
outta nowhere like a ghost.

1032
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,168
- Yeah!
See right there?

1033
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,461
Everybody on the team
need to be hitting

1034
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,254
like this right here.

1035
00:39:41,338 --> 00:39:43,256
Hey, your new name is Ghost.

1036
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,133
I see you in there.

1037
00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:47,385
Little homie, let me
talk to you, come here.

1038
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:49,387
Let's huddle up,
little mothafuckers.

1039
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,181
Look, you can't be
the tiniest mothafucker

1040
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:53,433
on the team
and the softest, man.

1041
00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:55,060
Quick question, real quick.

1042
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,728
Who's your favorite character
on <i>Game of Thrones?</i>

1043
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:58,230
Wait, what?

1044
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,232
Do you like the midget
who drinks the wine?

1045
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,192
The tall blonde
with the sword?

1046
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:03,944
Or the sister-fucker
with the iron hand?

1047
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,362
Oh, my God!

1048
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:06,613
- Coach, you're a fan...
- Uh-uh-uh-uh...

1049
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,950
Shut the fuck up.
It's between me and you.

1050
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,452
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry.

1051
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,746
I feel like I've always had
a thing for the dragons.

1052
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,081
So, I guess Drogon.

1053
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,874
Yeah, definitely Drogon.

1054
00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,292
He's so badass
and everyone's afraid...

1055
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,336
That's what I'm looking for
right there.

1056
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,671
You take that spirit
to the field

1057
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,089
and you go full-on Drogon.

1058
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,799
I want you flying around
and burning up shit,

1059
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,218
and make 'em respect your
fire-breathing dragon ass.

1060
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,971
- You hear me?
- Yes, Coach!

1061
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,974
I don't know what kinda
inspirational bullshit

1062
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,559
y'all working on over there,

1063
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,145
but his goofy, nerdy ass
gonna always be a bitch.

1064
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,771
Tre, I'm fuckin' you up.

1065
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,189
- Come on, run it. Run it.

1066
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,108
Hey, pick it up,
you little fat mothafucker,

1067
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,192
pick it up!

1068
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:45,443
Damn.

1069
00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,279
- You not going pro.

1070
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,655
Right now you sorry.

1071
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,700
I'm sorry I'm coaching you
sorry mothafuckers. Let's go.

1072
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,036
If the ball hits your hand,

1073
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,205
you're supposed to pick it up.
Y'all know the rule.

1074
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,415
Yell bingo on the pick.

1075
00:40:58,498 --> 00:40:59,916
Go!

1076
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,585
Oh, pick that up.
Oh!

1077
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,420
God damn it, sticky fingers.

1078
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,046
Run it one more time.
Let me see

1079
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,756
if this mothafucker
can get it right. Let's go.

1080
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,717
Let's make a play, pretty boy.

1081
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,885
Come on,
what the fuck is that?

1082
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,469
Hey, pretty boy!

1083
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:12,679
- You!
Me?

1084
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:13,847
Bring your ass over here!

1085
00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,433
You missing pass after pass,

1086
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:17,934
you got on
all this sweet-ass shit.

1087
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,311
I dig this.

1088
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,146
You know what,
every time you fuck up,

1089
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,148
we taking off
some of that swag you got on.

1090
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,524
And come to think of it,

1091
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,276
you always talkin'
that knockoff shit,

1092
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:27,694
but you the only mothafucker
out here wearing fake shit.

1093
00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:28,904
- Me?
Yeah, you.

1094
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,030
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

1095
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,448
Well, we know what

1096
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:32,532
- you talkin' about. Yeah!
- Hey, hey, quit playin'.

1097
00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:33,700
Nah, ain't no "quit playin'."

1098
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:34,951
The next time
you come out here

1099
00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,578
acting like a fake-ass rapper,

1100
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,747
and you can't back it up
out on the field,

1101
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,498
we gonna kick your little ass
off the field.

1102
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:42,000
- Ain't that right, Coach J?
- That's a fact.

1103
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,460
You outta here.
Now get on over there, man.

1104
00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:44,753
Damn!

1105
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:45,962
Stop acting like you got
a album coming out!

1106
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,298
Bingo.

1107
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:49,799
- Come here, something else.

1108
00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,843
- Bring that shit to me.
Run it, run it.

1109
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,094
Took a long time
putting this shit on,

1110
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,304
now take it off.

1111
00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,139
There it go, right
in your hands.

1112
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:57,849
Bring your sorry ass over
here. I need the wristband.

1113
00:41:57,933 --> 00:41:59,100
Come on,
whip out of 'em.

1114
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,644
It gonna look good
on me.

1115
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:01,811
Uh-uh, he needs something too,

1116
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,563
he wanna go to the club,
give me that armband.

1117
00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:05,440
You gonna learn today.
Thank you.

1118
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,442
Take the helmet off,

1119
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,069
I want that durag.
Take it off.

1120
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,403
We just here
to take it, baby.

1121
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:11,529
Keep fuckin' up,
you're gonna be

1122
00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:12,864
- naked out here.

1123
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,866
I'mma take them beads out his
mothafuckin' head next time.

1124
00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:17,452
Let's go. With your
Stevie-Wonder-looking ass.

1125
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,207
Hey!

1126
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:23,667
- Jaycen.
- What up?

1127
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,336
A few of the kids
need a ride home.

1128
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,880
Any way I can trust you
to get them home safely?

1129
00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:31,132
No fucking way. I'm not finna

1130
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:32,634
have those little dirty-ass
booger eaters

1131
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,386
fuckin' up
my midnight black leather.

1132
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,304
Jaycen, I have to go to work.

1133
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,848
And your players
need their coach

1134
00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:40,225
to give them a ride home.

1135
00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:42,185
Can you do that,

1136
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:43,270
Coach?

1137
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,356
Sure.
Anything for the children.

1138
00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:50,277
Fuck that leather.
It's only cow, right?

1139
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:52,279
Yep.

1140
00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,363
Yep.

1141
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:00,078
You got this
grandpa black interior?

1142
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:02,247
- This shit is trash.

1143
00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:04,582
Yo, Coach, you dropping me off
first, right?

1144
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:05,709
I gotta piss.

1145
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,252
Nah, forget that. Hold it.

1146
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,336
I can't.

1147
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:11,339
'Cause you got
a little-ass dick.

1148
00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:12,799
Hey! What's that gotta do
with anything?

1149
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,343
The bigger your dick,
the longer you can hold it.

1150
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:16,761
That makes sense to me.

1151
00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:19,264
I'm pretty sure that's not
how penises work.

1152
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,182
Hey, hey, hey,
enough with that shit, man.

1153
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,059
That's all y'all wanna talk
about is dicks and shit.

1154
00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:24,894
Shut the fuck up
and talk about some girls

1155
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:26,521
or fuckin' cartoons
or something.

1156
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:28,815
Little dick say what?

1157
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,775
- What?
- You said what.

1158
00:43:30,859 --> 00:43:33,153
- We got him.

1159
00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,446
That's the oldest
trick in the book.

1160
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:35,780
Okay.

1161
00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:38,158
With your <i>Squid Game</i>
lookin' ass.

1162
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,492
All right,
see you later, Tony.

1163
00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:40,618
See you, guys.
Bye, Tony.

1164
00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:42,120
See ya.
- Hey, Tony.

1165
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,705
You're gonna just leave
your shit in my car?

1166
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,874
Uh, I'll just pick it up
from you next practice.

1167
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,584
- See you, Coach.

1168
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,044
- What was that about?

1169
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:51,129
His parents think
he at Mathletes practice.

1170
00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:52,589
What the fuck is a Mathlete?

1171
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,841
Only the coolest
after-school club

1172
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:57,260
with the cleverest
play on words ever.

1173
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,055
I hate you so much.

1174
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,682
Hate the player.
Wait, no. Hate the game.

1175
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:03,892
Hate the player,
not the game.

1176
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,643
Not the game.

1177
00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:11,191
Thanks for the ride.
Hey, it's cool right here.

1178
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,234
My house is, like,
right down the street.

1179
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,153
Come on, Dwayne,
it's raining outside.

1180
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,571
I can't leave you
out here like that.

1181
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,864
Nah, nah, it's cool.

1182
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,075
I'mma just, um,
pop up in there

1183
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,785
and cop me
some kickstarter cleat.

1184
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,204
Okay.

1185
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,248
All right.
You get that.

1186
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,759
<i>And we lit tonight,
don't worry 'bout tomorrow</i>

1187
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,886
<i>When she with me, she feel
like she hit the lotto</i>

1188
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,930
<i>And when I walk out,
the tings, they gon' follow</i>

1189
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,306
<i>- Bitch, I'm the
- Best</i>

1190
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:46,393
<i>Best, best, best,
best, best, best</i>

1191
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:49,104
<i>Way too blessed,
blessed, blessed, blessed</i>

1192
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,772
<i>Blessed, blessed, blessed</i>

1193
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:52,148
<i>Bitch, I'm the best</i>

1194
00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:54,859
<i>Best, best, best,
best, best, best</i>

1195
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,403
<i>Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat, ah!</i>

1196
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:57,529
All right, y'all.

1197
00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,656
You got pro caliber plays.

1198
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,367
A hell of a coach/role model.

1199
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,244
And now...

1200
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:06,955
you got these.

1201
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,665
Hey, that's crazy!

1202
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:11,418
Look at those helmets.
- Whoa!

1203
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,296
Yeah, $10,000 jerseys
for y'all.

1204
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,714
Are you tryna buy us off now?

1205
00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:19,551
- Shit, I ain't mad at it.
Thank you.

1206
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,010
Drogon.

1207
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,054
Ooh!
- House of Dragons style.

1208
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:24,597
- No way!
Pretty boy.

1209
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,349
Now you look the part

1210
00:45:26,433 --> 00:45:27,600
- and you can play the part.
- Okay.

1211
00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:28,935
My favorite, Titties.

1212
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,313
- The mysterious Ghost.

1213
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,482
And this one for you,
Superstar.

1214
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,693
And let's see who else we got.

1215
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:40,655
So, is there a reason
why the word "Underdoggs"

1216
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,323
has two Gs in it?

1217
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,408
Two Gs?

1218
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,951
Yeah!

1219
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,286
- I got the two Gs right here.

1220
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,370
Shit!

1221
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,208
- Meet Killa and Skrilla!

1222
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:54,627
Two dogs for two Gs.
You get it?

1223
00:45:54,711 --> 00:45:56,421
Kareem, what the fuck
is you doing?

1224
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:57,755
I found 'em chained up

1225
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:59,424
in the back
of the Wienerschnitzel.

1226
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:00,842
Get these fuckin' dogs
outta here,

1227
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:01,926
I'm tryna coach football.

1228
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,720
The dogs like football too.

1229
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,680
- Man, have a heart.

1230
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,851
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1231
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,896
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1232
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:16,232
<i>I'm a Champion all day,
born this way, what about you?</i>

1233
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:19,486
Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm talking about.

1234
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:21,029
Look the part,
you play the part.

1235
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,031
The way y'all look right now,
I see no excuse

1236
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,407
for the Underdoggs
not to go out there

1237
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,326
and get our first mothafuckin'
win of the season.

1238
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,453
Yeah! Yeah!

1239
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:31,039
Let's go. Underdoggs, on me,
"Underdoggs" on three. One...

1240
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,582
Let's just get that shit
over with.

1241
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,501
Damn, I'mma have to carry
your asses anyway.

1242
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,294
Hater.

1243
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,298
Let's make a play.

1244
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,926
Do you understand
what you got goin' on here?

1245
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,261
- We are fuckin' losers.
- Hey!

1246
00:46:45,345 --> 00:46:46,346
Losers.
Hut!

1247
00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,724
- Get it off! Get it off!
Here!

1248
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,184
Get it off! Let it go!

1249
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,312
- What are you doing?
Throw the ball!

1250
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,564
Stop being a fuckin' hotdog,
throw the ball.

1251
00:46:58,399 --> 00:46:59,567
What the hell's
wrong with you?

1252
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:01,319
Your daddy
should've pulled out.

1253
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,529
- Coach, come on.
Hut.

1254
00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,113
Yo, make the play, Gary.

1255
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:05,573
What you doing?

1256
00:47:05,657 --> 00:47:07,116
- What you doing?
- God damn it!

1257
00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:10,161
Oh, my God!
He did it again.

1258
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,121
Here! Here!
Hit that shit.

1259
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:13,748
Throw the ball!

1260
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,375
Give him the ball, Tre.

1261
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,585
- Throw the goddamn ball!
Oh, man!

1262
00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:20,046
You're a hardheaded-ass
quarterback.

1263
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:23,466
- Let's go, baby.
- Hey!

1264
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,468
Come on, little asshole.
Run the goddamn play.

1265
00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:26,553
Set.

1266
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,972
Hut!

1267
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,141
Tony, hit that shit.
God damn!

1268
00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:33,810
What the fuck
is you doing, Tre?

1269
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,353
I got him!

1270
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,771
Fuck!

1271
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,356
Hey, man. That was supposed
to be a handoff.

1272
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:40,024
You think I'd ever
hand it off to you?

1273
00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:41,150
- Screw you!
The fuck!

1274
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,695
Get off me!

1275
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:44,946
What're y'all doin'?

1276
00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:47,949
Fight for real, man!

1277
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,033
Watch it!

1278
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,702
- Come here, come here.
Back up!

1279
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:51,995
What's your problem?

1280
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,372
Get off of me!
Let me go!

1281
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,999
Bro, man, let me go.

1282
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:58,001
This shit ends right here
and right mothafuckin' now.

1283
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,502
I've been givin'
your little ass a pass

1284
00:47:59,586 --> 00:48:01,087
'cause you Cherise's kid
and all,

1285
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,131
but you're making it difficult
as fuck right now

1286
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,800
for me and your teammates,
and we sick of your shit.

1287
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:06,968
Man, fuck you!

1288
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,886
And my teammates, everybody!

1289
00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:10,680
I don't owe nobody shit.

1290
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,015
I'm self-made.

1291
00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,522
You sound just like me.

1292
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:20,857
I ain't nothing like you.

1293
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,525
You're a washed-up loser.

1294
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,947
Yeah. You're right.

1295
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:29,824
I am.

1296
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,244
You wanna know
how I became a loser?

1297
00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:36,831
By doing the same dumbass shit
you doing right now.

1298
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,045
No wonder why nobody wanted
to fuckin' play with me.

1299
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,005
Shit is fuckin' irritating.

1300
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:46,424
You know something
though, Tre?

1301
00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,135
If you really wanna
win a game,

1302
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,137
stop pushing away

1303
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,139
all the mothafuckers
that's on your team.

1304
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,559
But if you ultimately
wanna become a loser,

1305
00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:02,398
keep doing the same
dumbass shit that I did.

1306
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,426
Remember when in Season 3,
when Khaleesi burns

1307
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:31,636
the slaver's village
to the ground?

1308
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,012
What is he talking about?

1309
00:49:33,096 --> 00:49:34,806
Oh, my God. You're a fan?

1310
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,100
Make them bend
their mothafuckin' knee.

1311
00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:39,644
All right?

1312
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,562
And you,

1313
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:42,897
take care of that titty.

1314
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,190
- Yeah, your titty, man.
All right?

1315
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:45,316
"Underdoggs" on three.
One, two, three.

1316
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,609
- Underdoggs!
Underdoggs!

1317
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,113
- Come on, Tre.

1318
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,864
Stop fighting.
Run the goddamn play.

1319
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:53,908
Set.

1320
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,535
Down.

1321
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:56,911
Hut!

1322
00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,956
<i>Dracarys!</i>

1323
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:02,667
Good block, Gary!
- Yes, yes, yes!

1324
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,210
Go, Tony, go!

1325
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,586
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1326
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,130
- Oh, oh.
God damn it,

1327
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,589
good move! Good shit, baby!

1328
00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,427
Whoo!

1329
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,928
Hold them titties.
Tony, hold them titties.

1330
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,680
This is my titty,
this is my titty!

1331
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,223
- To the house, to the house!
- This is my titty!

1332
00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,433
- To the mothafuckin' house!
- This is my titty,

1333
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:19,475
- this is my titty!

1334
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:20,685
Yeah!
- Yeah!

1335
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:21,894
Touchdown!

1336
00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:23,688
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1337
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,690
That's what
I'm talking about, man.

1338
00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,735
Hey, hey, whoo,

1339
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:31,654
- whoo, hee, hee, yay!
- The two Js?

1340
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:34,323
Excessive celebration.

1341
00:50:34,407 --> 00:50:35,616
- 15-yard penalty...
- Fuck you, ref!

1342
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,326
- ...enforced on the kickoff.
- We don't give a fuck.

1343
00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:38,828
Underdoggs celebrate,
get used to it.

1344
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,413
We'll be back. Let's go!

1345
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,832
Yo, Tre, shake that shit!

1346
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:46,794
- Yes, yes, go to the house!

1347
00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:48,296
Good shit! Yeah!

1348
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,300
Hey, hey, hey!

1349
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,593
Eff your flag.
Let's go!

1350
00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:56,763
Good block. Yes, sir!

1351
00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,557
Make the play. Go!

1352
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,892
- Let's go!
Touchdown!

1353
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,061
To the house!
To the house!

1354
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:05,730
Great run, Gary.

1355
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,691
This is my titty!

1356
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,860
- Way to go, Tony!

1357
00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,612
Touchdown!
Fuck yeah!

1358
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,657
That's what I'm talking about.
Teamwork make a dream work.

1359
00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:20,661
Good shit, Superstar.

1360
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:22,330
Yeah!
- Yeah, whatever.

1361
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,873
You're still
a washed-up loser.

1362
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,210
Come here.

1363
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:29,045
Come here!

1364
00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:31,964
I used to run track, you know,
that's why you fast like that.

1365
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:44,060
Good game today,
Coach. Thanks for the ride.

1366
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,145
This cool.

1367
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,897
Thanks, Coach.

1368
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,732
I'mma just pop up
in here and cop

1369
00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:51,526
- me some new shoes real quick.
- Me some new shoes real quick.

1370
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,195
Man, no, you not.

1371
00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,448
Hmm. You know,
when I was your age,

1372
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,409
this store
used to be 7-Eleven.

1373
00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:02,370
And every day
the school bus dropped me off,

1374
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,955
I race up in that mothafucker,

1375
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,623
get me some Swishers
or some condoms or whatever,

1376
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,167
but I never actually
bought anything.

1377
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,670
I was just puttin' on a front,

1378
00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,047
so nobody'd see me
walkin' home

1379
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,674
to that trailer park
around the corner.

1380
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:18,010
The trailer park
around the corner?

1381
00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:21,097
Damn, I didn't even know that.

1382
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,723
Come on, cuz, are you crazy?

1383
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:24,267
You tell everybody
on the team that you gonna

1384
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:25,601
get you a new pair of shoes
every day.

1385
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,145
You think we don't recognize

1386
00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:29,772
when you never show up
with none?

1387
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,526
All right, fine.

1388
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,945
It's just...

1389
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,574
It's kinda embarrassing
to be the brokest kid

1390
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,534
on a team of broke-ass kids.

1391
00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:43,494
Ain't nothin'
to be embarrassed about.

1392
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,663
The best underdog stories

1393
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:49,166
start out just like
me and you. You feel me?

1394
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,546
You used to live
in a trailer park too?

1395
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:55,798
Lot 4, unit C.

1396
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:57,967
That was me.

1397
00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:02,722
All right, Coach.

1398
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,099
You can just take me home.

1399
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,354
Nah, think I got
a better idea.

1400
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,025
Set! Hut!
Let's go, let's go.

1401
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,234
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up.

1402
00:53:16,569 --> 00:53:17,945
Defense!
Bingo!

1403
00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,198
Pick that shit up, Dwayne,
to the mothafuckin' house!

1404
00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:22,533
- Yes!
- Go! Go! Go!

1405
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:23,618
Yes! Yes!

1406
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:24,702
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1407
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:25,786
Yes, way to go, Dwayne!

1408
00:53:27,622 --> 00:53:29,248
Yeah! Pretty Boy!

1409
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,752
<i>Turns out, bein' an incredible</i>

1410
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:33,836
<i>- role model...</i>
- Yeah!

1411
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:36,464
...well, that shit is easy
as a mothafucker.

1412
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,633
Just be real
about who you are,

1413
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,344
<i>and suddenly
all of them kids you inspired,</i>

1414
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,429
<i>they gonna show the world
who they really be.</i>

1415
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:44,555
Tony?

1416
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,059
Mom, Dad.

1417
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,435
What are you guys doing here?

1418
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,437
We just got a call
from a man named Jaycen.

1419
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,981
He said he was your coach
and that you had a game today?

1420
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,404
Fuck it.

1421
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,239
I haven't been going
to Mathletes practice, okay?

1422
00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:04,200
I never even signed up
for that stupid club.

1423
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,826
I play football.

1424
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:07,161
I love football.

1425
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,829
I'm actually
pretty good at it.

1426
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:11,290
Even though I still fumble,
which I'm improving on,

1427
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,959
especially if I imagine
the ball is a titty.

1428
00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,963
I know you're super mad
at me right now,

1429
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,173
but if you could just not be
and let me play,

1430
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,008
that would be really dope, okay?

1431
00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:25,554
Are you still gonna get
straight A's in school?

1432
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,682
Yeah.

1433
00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,771
Okay. Have fun.

1434
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,401
<i>Inspired
not to be little bitches</i>

1435
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,069
<i>in front of their parents.</i>

1436
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:43,197
Does his jersey say "Titties"?

1437
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:46,117
<i>Inspired
to shock the world.</i>

1438
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,702
Set! Hut!

1439
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,704
Let's go, defense.
Let's go!

1440
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:53,040
Yes! Way to go, Ghost!

1441
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,209
Go! Hit that shit!

1442
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,128
- Yes! Good shit!

1443
00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,672
Make the play!

1444
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,882
- Hit it, Ghost!

1445
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:03,426
- Yes!

1446
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,555
Get outta here!

1447
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:15,104
- She's a girl!
- She's a girl.

1448
00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:18,107
Oh, shit!

1449
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,275
Fantastic.

1450
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,901
Gary! I love you, baby,

1451
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:23,612
but Momma's got a new
favorite player. Yes, ma'am!

1452
00:55:25,448 --> 00:55:27,908
You can let your hair down
now, baby girl.

1453
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,326
Yeah!

1454
00:55:32,705 --> 00:55:34,832
So, to all you selfish
assholes out there,

1455
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:36,500
just keep it real.

1456
00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:38,085
And if you do that,

1457
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,379
then you can become
an inspiration,

1458
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,631
just like I did.

1459
00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:45,926
<i>Break out the food
and the drinks</i>

1460
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:48,637
<i>- It's gonna be a party
- Well</i>

1461
00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:50,931
<i>Turn up the music real loud</i>

1462
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,017
<i>- Invite everybody
- Well</i>

1463
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,728
<i>Go right 'head and smoke
and play some cards</i>

1464
00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:58,064
<i>- Just make yourself at home
- Yeah</i>

1465
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,524
<i>It's okay to take
somebody's hand</i>

1466
00:56:00,608 --> 00:56:03,235
<i>And get your groove on</i>

1467
00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:05,404
<i>- We're all up in here
- Woah</i>

1468
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,865
<i>- Timing couldn't be better
- Yeah</i>

1469
00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:11,410
<i>I love to see my people
come together</i>

1470
00:56:11,494 --> 00:56:14,121
<i>- Talkin' 'bout friends
- Yeah</i>

1471
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:16,916
<i>- Friends
- Oh, and family</i>

1472
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:20,503
<i>Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh</i>

1473
00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:23,130
<i>I'm talkin' 'bout friends</i>

1474
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:26,550
<i>Friends and family</i>

1475
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:30,721
<i>- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh</i>

1476
00:56:30,805 --> 00:56:33,265
<i>Now everyone is getting along</i>

1477
00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:34,433
<i>- Yeah
- The feeling in here</i>

1478
00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:36,227
<i>- Is so awesome
- Well</i>

1479
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,854
<i>Why don't we just go on
and call this party</i>

1480
00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:41,482
<i>- A world reunion?
- Yeah</i>

1481
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,526
<i>- We're all up in here
- Woah-oh</i>

1482
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:44,819
<i>Timing couldn't be better</i>

1483
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,570
Here's
my hot wheel collection.

1484
00:56:46,654 --> 00:56:47,905
Do you need
to add a few more?

1485
00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,365
Probably about
five or six more.

1486
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,617
- Yeah, I would say so.

1487
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,910
- I was kidding.
- Oh.

1488
00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:55,079
That...

1489
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:56,789
Is that Big Shirley?

1490
00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,165
Yeah,
you know damn well

1491
00:56:58,249 --> 00:56:59,416
I wasn't gonna
get rid of Big Shirley.

1492
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,793
Wait, is it actually
the same car

1493
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:01,961
from high school or did you...

1494
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:05,965
It is the exact same car
that me and you used to...

1495
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,383
Uh-huh. Yeah, I got it.

1496
00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:11,804
So many memories in this car.

1497
00:57:11,887 --> 00:57:13,222
Oh, wow.

1498
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:14,515
Cherise, do you realize

1499
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,433
this is the first time
in so many years

1500
00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:18,435
that me and you have actually
been in a room alone?

1501
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:20,479
Don't be nasty now.

1502
00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:21,772
I'm just saying.

1503
00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:23,941
We can finally talk.
Get caught up.

1504
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:26,360
Talk about the things
you've been doing.

1505
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,405
You know, places you've been.

1506
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:32,199
The men you've been with
after I broke up with you.

1507
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,370
I still find it hilarious
to this day

1508
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,997
that you think
you broke up with me.

1509
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,081
'Cause I did.

1510
00:57:39,165 --> 00:57:40,457
You didn't though.

1511
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,001
But, you know what,
you're too much

1512
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:44,128
of a insufferable egomaniac
to admit it, so...

1513
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,880
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

1514
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,007
Okay. Hypothetically,

1515
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,426
let's say if I was to say it
for the first time, out loud,

1516
00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:53,637
that you did actually
break up with me,

1517
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,806
what would you say?

1518
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:03,606
I'd say that was
a really hard time for me.

1519
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:06,609
I was so proud of you

1520
00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,360
and everything
you accomplished, but

1521
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,322
I had my own goals and dreams,

1522
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,240
and I couldn't spend
the rest of my life

1523
00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:14,867
being your plus-one.

1524
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:17,536
And for the record,
I told you all of that.

1525
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:20,831
But all you just kept saying
was, I was...

1526
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,376
jealous of your shine.

1527
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,671
Which was, you know,

1528
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,548
hurtful.

1529
00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:34,345
Hypothetically.

1530
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,267
Anyways, um,

1531
00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:43,312
I really should go
check on the kids.

1532
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,278
Hold on,
watch this, watch this.

1533
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:52,905
No,
give me a second time.

1534
00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:54,907
One more time, one more time.
One more time, one more.

1535
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,410
Ayo, Ghost, do we have to,

1536
00:58:58,494 --> 00:58:59,870
like, not use words
like "bitch"

1537
00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:01,288
- when we're around you?
Dude.

1538
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:02,623
Or "titties," I mean,

1539
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,124
I gotta be able
to say "titties," right?

1540
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,001
Bro, you're making this
so weird right now.

1541
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:08,087
You're makin' it weird
by sayin' I'm makin' it weird.

1542
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,380
Yo, you are all
making this weird.

1543
00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:12,091
So, stop being such bitches.
Jeez.

1544
00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:13,884
- Who she say that to?
Whatever.

1545
00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:15,177
Man, nobody listens
to her, for real.

1546
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:17,638
Yo, what's she doing?

1547
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,350
Bro, she's drinking.

1548
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,602
No way!

1549
00:59:23,686 --> 00:59:24,937
She just drunk it.

1550
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,647
She's gonna end up
like Kareem, bro.

1551
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:31,860
What?

1552
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,114
Say what?

1553
01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,853
Cherise, let me holla
at you real quick.

1554
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,606
Look,

1555
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:11,442
I know this is probably coming
way too late,

1556
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,902
but, um, just so you know,

1557
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,071
every girl I was with
after you,

1558
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:17,906
I thought about you
the whole time.

1559
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:22,745
That's disturbing.

1560
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,079
And a little flattering.

1561
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:25,622
No.

1562
01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:27,249
- Not even a little.

1563
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,626
Nah, but, uh, either way,

1564
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,211
I'm sorry.

1565
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,506
For pushing you away
and not supporting you.

1566
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,675
For real.

1567
01:00:36,759 --> 01:00:37,760
Thank you.

1568
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,346
Means a lot.

1569
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,934
- Questions.
- Mm-hmm.

1570
01:00:46,018 --> 01:00:47,311
Wha... Who is that?

1571
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:48,771
That's Two-J's,
what do you mean?

1572
01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:50,606
- What? That's me, baby.

1573
01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:53,317
I mean, I don't remember
the booty being like...

1574
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,277
What, that's me,
what are you talkin' about?

1575
01:00:55,361 --> 01:00:57,988
I mean, I wish.
No, I mean...

1576
01:00:58,072 --> 01:00:59,448
You wish that
my thing was like that?

1577
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,658
No, I mean,
I shouldn't even be...

1578
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:02,743
Where are the kids?

1579
01:01:03,202 --> 01:01:04,953
Oh, I see a goldfish.

1580
01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:06,413
I'mma try and hit it.

1581
01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,625
Yo, watch your aim!
Oh, shit. My bad, bro.

1582
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,085
Oh, my God!

1583
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:15,255
I know y'all not pissin'
in my mothafuckin' pool

1584
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,757
with y'all little drunk asses.

1585
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,218
Everybody out the pool. Now!

1586
01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:21,011
You heard what she said,
get the fuck out my pool

1587
01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:22,429
- with your little drunk asses.
- I saw you peeing.

1588
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,807
You're all grounded.
I expected way more. Way more.

1589
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,683
Kareem, nigga,
wake your ass up!

1590
01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:29,061
Ahhh! Sorry, Momma!

1591
01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:30,437
Cuz, the kids been drinkin'.

1592
01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:32,314
Come on, dawg, don't go there.

1593
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,858
We used to dip our blunts
in lighter fluid.

1594
01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:36,276
That's basically PCP.

1595
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,528
Don't go there,
talkin' 'bout "Kareem."

1596
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:41,448
Their parents gonna whoop
their ass anyway.

1597
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,200
<i>I wanna
dedicate this episode</i>

1598
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,119
<i>to the Honorable Judge Tara.</i>

1599
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,079
- Fuck yeah! Way to go, baby.

1600
01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,580
<i>- Who knew my calling</i>

1601
01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:49,665
<i>even before I did.</i>

1602
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,542
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

1603
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:52,960
<i>Who would've thought</i>

1604
01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:55,170
<i>that pickin' up dog shit
would be so enlightening.</i>

1605
01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:56,547
Looks like that bus

1606
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,840
knocked some sense
into that head of yours.

1607
01:01:57,923 --> 01:01:59,425
Yeah! Take 'em out!

1608
01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:00,843
Go! Go!

1609
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,636
- Weak-ass coaches.
- Damn it!

1610
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:03,971
Yeah, nigga, fuck y'all,

1611
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,097
Underdoggs, nigga,
what's happenin'?

1612
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,307
It's a beautiful day
to see my brother,

1613
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,017
Two-J's, drop his ego,

1614
01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:10,269
<i>and commit to coaching</i>

1615
01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,354
<i>these little brothers
and sisters like no other.</i>

1616
01:02:12,438 --> 01:02:14,189
And today, we celebrate
with our favorite food!

1617
01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:15,315
What we eatin', y'all?

1618
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,609
Raising Cane's!

1619
01:02:17,693 --> 01:02:19,236
So I wanna give
a double shoutout

1620
01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:21,155
to my main man, Todd Graves,
for makin' it happen.

1621
01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:23,365
The CEO, Todd,
what's happenin', baby?

1622
01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:24,950
- Yeah!

1623
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,453
<i>The Underdoggs
keep improving</i>

1624
01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:28,745
<i>and they keep on winning.</i>

1625
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:29,955
Touchdown!

1626
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,123
Celebrate,
God damn it!

1627
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,875
This is my titty!

1628
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,335
<i>And Titties hasn't
dropped the ball once.</i>

1629
01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:36,503
<i>Dracarys!</i>

1630
01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:37,713
<i>Check this out.</i>

1631
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,215
<i>These little assholes have
a bigger fanbase than me.</i>

1632
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,217
<i>Can you believe that?</i>

1633
01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,344
I mean, how desperate
is this man for attention?

1634
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,429
Maybe it's too much cannabis.

1635
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,222
<i>Clearly this is a PR stunt.</i>

1636
01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:48,807
- Pop, pop, pop.
<i>Even the Two-J's</i>

1637
01:02:48,891 --> 01:02:50,267
<i>made a comeback.</i>

1638
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:51,810
<i>I'm really feelin' the love,
y'all.</i>

1639
01:02:51,894 --> 01:02:53,103
<i>We're here
for the love of the game,</i>

1640
01:02:53,187 --> 01:02:54,480
<i>not the love of ganja.</i>

1641
01:02:54,563 --> 01:02:55,606
Put it down.

1642
01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,900
<i>Well, almost everyone.</i>

1643
01:02:57,983 --> 01:03:00,694
<i>And our last win brings us
not only to the championship,</i>

1644
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,613
<i>but ironically, face to face</i>

1645
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:05,949
<i>with that bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitch, Chip Collins.</i>

1646
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:10,329
Which brings me to my next
lesson for the kids, revenge.

1647
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,248
Hashtag,

1648
01:03:13,332 --> 01:03:16,960
best mothafuckin'
role model ever.

1649
01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:18,962
Now, how about that?

1650
01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:23,884
Hey, man.

1651
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,053
Here, I got you.

1652
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,013
Hey, Tre, Tre.
Pass it up.

1653
01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:30,557
Yo, Ghost.
- Ghost, right here,

1654
01:03:30,641 --> 01:03:31,725
- right here.
- Ball up!

1655
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,605
Ooh!
- Damn!

1656
01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,982
God damn! Shit!

1657
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,777
You just threw that thing
like 40 yards, easy?

1658
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,237
And?
All right, y'all.

1659
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,322
Warm up. Last practice
before the championship.

1660
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,574
- Let's get cracking!
- Round up, hurry up!

1661
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:48,992
Team momma, what's happening?

1662
01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:50,494
What's up? Ahh!

1663
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:52,746
So, apparently,

1664
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,415
Chip Collins has been talking
a lot of shit about you

1665
01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:56,542
- on his show lately.
- Don't tell me

1666
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,377
you've been listening
to that garbage, Cherise!

1667
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,295
I mean, what choice do I have?

1668
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:02,506
My favorite podcast
got soft on me.

1669
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,383
- Talking about unity

1670
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:06,468
and working together.

1671
01:04:06,552 --> 01:04:08,136
Where else
am I supposed to indulge

1672
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:09,638
my guilty pleasure
of listening

1673
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:12,808
to some hot-shit asshole
blow smoke every day?

1674
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,769
Did I hear you say
"favorite podcast"?

1675
01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:21,108
Yeah, hold on, let me take
this call, Rise, real quick.

1676
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,610
- Yo!
<i>Hey, there he is!</i>

1677
01:04:23,694 --> 01:04:25,237
Number-one client
on my call sheet.

1678
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,530
Mm-hmm.

1679
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,323
<i>Okay. So, you ready?
I just got back</i>

1680
01:04:28,407 --> 01:04:30,409
from deep sea fishing
off the coast of Catalina

1681
01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:31,743
on Bob Iger's yacht,

1682
01:04:31,827 --> 01:04:32,995
<i>and I'm sitting there talkin'</i>

1683
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,163
<i>to my ex-roommate from
Dartmouth, who happens to be</i>

1684
01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:36,665
Rupert Murdoch's stepson,

1685
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,333
the woke one though,
don't worry.

1686
01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:41,753
He tells me that
he is a big fan of yours,

1687
01:04:41,837 --> 01:04:43,422
<i>and he's been
following the thing</i>

1688
01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:44,923
<i>you're doing with those kids,
the big dogs.</i>

1689
01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,008
The Underdoggs.

1690
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:47,467
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1691
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,094
And he's, like,
shaking up, man,

1692
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,387
<i>he's getting so misty-eyed</i>

1693
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,389
that he's telling me
that it makes him

1694
01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,224
want to be
a better role model.

1695
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,517
- Damn, that's...
<i>- Hilarious. I know,</i>

1696
01:04:55,601 --> 01:04:56,602
<i>he's so full of shit.</i>

1697
01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:57,936
The point is, he knows

1698
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,813
your brand is fucking gold
right now.

1699
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,650
<i>So, he had his team at Fox
run the numbers, turns out,</i>

1700
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:06,612
more people like you
than hate you now.

1701
01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:08,697
<i>So, this guy is begging me</i>

1702
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,782
to do business with you,
like, begging me.

1703
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,326
Don't fuck with me,
mothafucker, cuz,

1704
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,410
don't fuck with me, cuz.

1705
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:15,120
I fuck with you not.

1706
01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:16,413
You're ready for the kicker?

1707
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,959
<i>Fox Sports is offering you
your very own weekly show.</i>

1708
01:05:21,043 --> 01:05:22,919
<i>I'm looking at the contract
right now.</i>

1709
01:05:23,003 --> 01:05:24,087
Finally, yes!

1710
01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:25,547
What did I tell you, bro?

1711
01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:27,758
America loves poor kids.

1712
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:30,344
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!

1713
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:31,762
Yes! Yes!

1714
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,388
Damn, bro,
why you over here

1715
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:34,556
Tiger Woods fist pumping?

1716
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,016
Aye, Kaufmoney.

1717
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,267
Do you mind repeating
what you just said?

1718
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,186
<i>Oh, I will repeat it.</i>

1719
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:40,937
<i>Jaycen 'Two-J's' Jennings</i>

1720
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:43,398
<i>is getting his very own show
on Fox Sports this fall.</i>

1721
01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:49,363
That's amazing!

1722
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,781
That's what
I'm talkin' about, man.

1723
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,240
You better put
my highlights on daily.

1724
01:05:52,324 --> 01:05:54,284
<i>- Hey, so congrats, man.</i>

1725
01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:55,994
<i>Listen, it's all gonna
move pretty fast, okay?</i>

1726
01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:57,788
<i>My assistant's emailing you
right now.</i>

1727
01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:00,040
<i>They want you on Fox Sports
this Sunday</i>

1728
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:01,667
<i>to make the announcement
and guest host.</i>

1729
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,293
- No, no, no...
Game's on Sunday.

1730
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,045
...that shit ain't gonna work.
Sunday not gonna work for me.

1731
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:06,505
You gonna have to call 'em
and reschedule that.

1732
01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:07,923
<i>Hey, no, no, no,
don't pull this, man.</i>

1733
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:09,091
<i>You have any idea</i>

1734
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:10,759
<i>how tough it was
for me to convince them,</i>

1735
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:12,636
that you wouldn't pull
any diva shit?

1736
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:13,845
Look, the Underdoggs got

1737
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,347
a championship game
to win this Sunday.

1738
01:06:15,764 --> 01:06:17,432
No, I don't think you fuckin'
understand, I don't care

1739
01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:19,643
<i>if it's your mother's funeral.</i>

1740
01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:22,062
<i>Do you understand that?
If you don't show up to set,</i>

1741
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,271
<i>this is all over.</i>

1742
01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:25,065
It's finished.
Your credibility,

1743
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:26,483
the show, all of it.

1744
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,945
<i>Do you get that?</i>

1745
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,738
Oh, hell nah,
hang up or something.

1746
01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:33,281
Yo, cancel that.

1747
01:06:33,365 --> 01:06:34,783
- Let me call you back, Kauff.
<i>- Wait, wait, do not...</i>

1748
01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:38,704
That's our game, man.

1749
01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:39,913
We got a chance
at the game.

1750
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,081
Don't do this to us.

1751
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:42,124
We got the championship
game, man.

1752
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,542
- Jaycen?
- What?

1753
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,003
You're gonna screw us over
like every other coach.

1754
01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:48,171
That's what.

1755
01:06:48,255 --> 01:06:49,756
Another one.

1756
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,174
This is bullshit.

1757
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,467
Come on, man, y'all gotta
just let me think, man.

1758
01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,177
About what? Leaving us?

1759
01:06:54,261 --> 01:06:55,637
About my life, dawg.

1760
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,389
I've been out here
coaching y'all,

1761
01:06:57,848 --> 01:06:59,558
but this phone call I got
is what I've been waitin' on.

1762
01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:01,309
What you expect me to do?

1763
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:04,187
I've been out here livin' this
basic-ass retirement life.

1764
01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,856
- I'm sick of that shit.
Damn.

1765
01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,232
I'm sorry. I ain't realize

1766
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:08,400
it was making you miserable

1767
01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:09,818
hanging around
basic-ass people.

1768
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,278
Man, that ain't what I said.

1769
01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:13,280
No, that's exactly
what you said.

1770
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,449
What, y'all bein' real
fucking selfish right now.

1771
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,575
Yeah.

1772
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:19,745
This is my dream come true
right here.

1773
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,206
Damn.

1774
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,418
Man, forget this.

1775
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:27,627
Like that? For real?

1776
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,755
After all I did
for these kids,

1777
01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:31,131
that's how y'all gonna do me?

1778
01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:32,591
Y'all gonna let
these ungrateful kids

1779
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,009
do me like this?

1780
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:35,677
How you gonna
do us like that?

1781
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,345
There you go.

1782
01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:39,264
That's the JJ I know.

1783
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,683
You know, for a second...

1784
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,729
I actually thought
you wanted to help them.

1785
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:47,981
Just for a second.

1786
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,484
I feel stupid.

1787
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,196
Damn, cuz.

1788
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:57,532
Emilio Estevez gonna be
real disappointed.

1789
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,423
Fuck.

1790
01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:28,271
Tre! Tre!

1791
01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:30,440
Hey, Tre! Hey!

1792
01:08:30,524 --> 01:08:31,691
It's okay.

1793
01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:39,407
Yo, Coach! I'm not crazy.
Right? Right?

1794
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,535
I mean, ever since
you Jedi mind-tricked me

1795
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,745
with all that poor-ass couch
and kid talk,

1796
01:08:43,829 --> 01:08:46,081
I've been nothing
but a positive role model

1797
01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:47,415
to them kids, man.

1798
01:08:47,499 --> 01:08:48,834
And now my shit blowin' up,

1799
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,086
they want me to stop
what I'm doin',

1800
01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:53,088
continue doin'
what I'm doin' with them

1801
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:54,381
and put my shit on pause.

1802
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:55,966
What the fuck kinda shit
is that?

1803
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:59,135
Listen, man,
I'm sorry, Jaycen.

1804
01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:00,929
I mean, it's been
a long day for me.

1805
01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:03,348
But I gotta get home
to my family.

1806
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,851
- You'll figure it out.
- Come on.

1807
01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:07,102
Family, Coach?

1808
01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:08,520
Hey, feel free
to use that couch.

1809
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:09,646
Fuck that couch!

1810
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,317
Damn, Jaycen.

1811
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,872
<i>Everybody, welcome to</i>

1812
01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:29,165
<i>the Long Beach Youth Football
League Championship.</i>

1813
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,959
<i>Once again, we have</i>

1814
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,294
<i>the undefeated Colonels
looking to...</i>

1815
01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:35,130
Punish them for their sins.

1816
01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:36,548
Sinners!

1817
01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:38,216
- Slit their throats.
Throats!

1818
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,094
And what do men do?
Dominate!

1819
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,721
- And what do men do?
- Dominate!

1820
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:43,930
Heads on spikes!

1821
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,349
Yo, is it just me or do they
look like they got bigger?

1822
01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,143
- Heads on spikes!
- Heads on spikes!

1823
01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:49,519
Heads on spikes!

1824
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,479
Okay, bring it in for
a prayer, guys. Come on in.

1825
01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,899
All right, all right, y'all,
hey, y'all, gather around.

1826
01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:56,067
Let's gather around.
Let's get it together.

1827
01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:57,694
Okay, now kids.

1828
01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,446
I know y'all haven't had

1829
01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:02,240
the best choices of coaches
at this point.

1830
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,910
But I just wanna thank
you little mothafuckers

1831
01:10:04,993 --> 01:10:06,453
from the bottom of my heart

1832
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,580
for accepting me

1833
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:11,541
and lettin' me be y'all coach
at this...

1834
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,252
I'm gettin' emotional.

1835
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:15,629
Kareem, don't do it.

1836
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,006
Kareem, get yourself together.
Kareem.

1837
01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:19,549
- Breathe.
It's okay, Kareem.

1838
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:23,887
Welcome to
Fox Football Sunday.

1839
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,972
I'm Curt Menefee,
alongside Terry Bradshaw,

1840
01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:28,099
Michael Strahan, Howie Long,

1841
01:10:28,183 --> 01:10:30,393
and joining us
as a guest host for the week

1842
01:10:30,477 --> 01:10:32,187
is a man who really
needs no introduction.

1843
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,022
Always going above and beyond

1844
01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:35,857
the call of community service,

1845
01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:37,901
he's captured
the hearts and the minds

1846
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,819
of the entire sports world,

1847
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:41,446
inspiring us all,

1848
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:44,074
forming a bond
with these incredible kids

1849
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,533
that can never be broken.

1850
01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:47,285
Here at Fox Sports,

1851
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:50,038
we consider ourselves
a family,

1852
01:10:50,121 --> 01:10:51,790
and we couldn't
be more excited

1853
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:54,167
to welcome
into our Fox family,

1854
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,920
not just one of the greatest
players of all time,

1855
01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:58,588
but one of the best people.

1856
01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:01,508
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the new host of FS1's

1857
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:03,802
<i>You Don't Want That Smoke
with Jaycen Jennings,</i>

1858
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,846
the one and only
Jaycen Jennings. Welcome, JJ.

1859
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,181
- Yeah.
- Welcome.

1860
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:10,058
Two-J's! Welcome
to the Fox Family, man.

1861
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,697
I gotta get home to my family.

1862
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,240
Family.

1863
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,367
Family.

1864
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,873
I gotta piss.
I'll be right back.

1865
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,088
Hey, I told you
we shouldn't hire him.

1866
01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,256
- I never liked his ass...
- I told you.

1867
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,340
...when he played.

1868
01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:43,508
And I sure as hell

1869
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:44,634
- don't like him now.
- Right.

1870
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,636
Why don't we take
a quick, uh, commercial break?

1871
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:48,430
Oh, that was all on camera

1872
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,640
while we just said all that?

1873
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,268
Thank you, Father,
so much

1874
01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:54,769
for inventing a hard plastic

1875
01:11:54,853 --> 01:11:57,022
that we can slam
into our opponents' faces,

1876
01:11:57,105 --> 01:11:59,315
causing irreparable damage
to their brains.

1877
01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:01,192
Now, I got a gang

1878
01:12:01,276 --> 01:12:03,695
of inspirational speeches
for y'all,

1879
01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,864
to bring y'all together.

1880
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,742
If I can find the mothafucker,
they in my pocket somewhere.

1881
01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:12,829
Oh, shit. Oh, you don't need
to see that.

1882
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:14,247
There you are.

1883
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:17,167
Vince Lombardi once said,

1884
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,837
"The blood of a covenant
is thicker than a bitch."

1885
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,464
- Oh, oh, oh.

1886
01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:23,965
Sorry, Cherise.

1887
01:12:24,049 --> 01:12:26,551
No, Vince Lombardi once said,

1888
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,553
-"The blood of a covenant..."
"Of a covenant...

1889
01:12:30,889 --> 01:12:32,766
"is thicker than
the water of the womb."

1890
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,142
Damn, bro.

1891
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,102
Actually,
that wasn't Lombardi.

1892
01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:38,063
That was God. In the Bible.

1893
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:40,106
He looks like
a Black Princess Leia.

1894
01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:42,067
Gotta be hot
in that fuckin' jacket.

1895
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,610
Why are you even here?

1896
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,904
Good question, Superstar.

1897
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:48,490
I was in the midst of my
triumphant television debut,

1898
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,451
when all of a sudden I told
America I had to take a piss.

1899
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:52,619
But really,
it was just an excuse

1900
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:53,745
so I can get up outta there

1901
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,330
and get down here
and talk to you kids.

1902
01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:56,873
And why the hell
would you do that?

1903
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,084
Another excellent question,
Titties.

1904
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,293
Let me tell you why.

1905
01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:02,087
Family.

1906
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
A word that a lot of people
take for granted.

1907
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,509
You know, some would say,
"Who needs family

1908
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,970
"when you got money, fame,
and your own TV talk show?"

1909
01:13:11,513 --> 01:13:13,223
You know, I was at
the pinnacle of my comeback

1910
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,935
when gap-tooth wearin' ass
Michael Strahan told me

1911
01:13:17,018 --> 01:13:19,187
I was about to become
a part of his family.

1912
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,356
But you see,

1913
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,066
he ain't a part of my family.

1914
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:24,692
Y'all are.

1915
01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,112
That's what Coach Feis
was tryna tell me

1916
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:28,696
this whole damn time.

1917
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,907
Was I needed to find
my way back home

1918
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:34,202
and get to my family.

1919
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,913
Sorry I messed up.

1920
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,289
Won't happen again.

1921
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,126
So, what's up, family?

1922
01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:42,335
Anybody down to go whoop

1923
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,962
on some bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches

1924
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:45,797
and win a championship
or what?

1925
01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,141
Fuck, let's get it!

1926
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,102
Underdoggs, on me.

1927
01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,436
"Underdoggs" on three.

1928
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,731
One, two, three,
Underdoggs!

1929
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:07,110
I could've never said
a speech like that, J.

1930
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,570
Where you going, cuz?

1931
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,865
I need you on the sideline
for this one, Coach.

1932
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:16,286
Oh! "Assistant Coach Kareem"!

1933
01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:18,246
In Old English letters,
just like you like it.

1934
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,373
Momma! We made it!

1935
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,585
Let's go!

1936
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:24,878
Ready?

1937
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,046
God bless America.

1938
01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:28,423
God bless the Colonels.

1939
01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,384
God bless Long Beach,
the nicer parts.

1940
01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:33,636
Bitch-ass, punk-ass bitch!

1941
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,804
- Let's go!

1942
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,265
Let's go, Underdoggs!

1943
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:39,434
Run that offense, Tre.

1944
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,436
Down! Set!

1945
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:44,564
Hut!

1946
01:14:47,734 --> 01:14:50,069
Come on, Gary! Get it!

1947
01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,655
Good block!
Good fuckin' block!

1948
01:14:52,739 --> 01:14:53,907
Yeah! Go, go, go!
Hit that shit, Tony!

1949
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,074
- Go! Go!
- Ooh, ooh!

1950
01:14:56,326 --> 01:14:58,411
- Yeah! Yes!

1951
01:14:58,494 --> 01:14:59,829
- Way to go! Hell yeah!
- Yeah!

1952
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:00,955
That's what I'm talking about!

1953
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:02,790
Yes!
- Ref! Carl!

1954
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,376
No touchdown.
- What the fuck?

1955
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,963
I got a holding
on the offense.

1956
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:10,590
That's a 10-yard penalty.

1957
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,093
Replay, second down.

1958
01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:15,887
Ain't that
the same mothafuckin' ref

1959
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:17,972
that got knocked out
the last time we played him?

1960
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,558
Hell yeah.

1961
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,728
Aye, ref.

1962
01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,022
If you take that Slick Rick
patch off your eye,

1963
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,982
you'll see you made
the wrong call.

1964
01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:29,484
Okay, that's what
we like to see.

1965
01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,444
You lose an eye,
the other one gets stronger.

1966
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,404
Go!
Lock up, lock up.

1967
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:34,489
Defense!

1968
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:36,449
Oh, hey.

1969
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,909
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1970
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,911
Touchdown!

1971
01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:41,120
Touchdown!

1972
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:42,747
Justice is served.

1973
01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,249
Let's go,
let's go, Underdoggs.

1974
01:15:44,332 --> 01:15:45,792
- Let's go. Let's go.
You're still in it.

1975
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:46,876
Set...

1976
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,002
Let's go, D.

1977
01:15:48,086 --> 01:15:49,170
Go!

1978
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:53,675
Let's go, let's go,
defense, lock up, lock up!

1979
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,261
Yeah!
Yes!

1980
01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:58,263
- Boom!
- Yeah. Dick in the dirt!

1981
01:15:58,346 --> 01:16:00,139
It's a lady, Timmy!

1982
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:01,808
You want a lady to lay you
on your back like that,

1983
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:02,934
I'll take you to Vegas.

1984
01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:04,852
I got a personal foul.

1985
01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:06,187
- Unnecessary roughness.
It's a foul.

1986
01:16:06,271 --> 01:16:07,480
On the defense.
- Oh, come on.

1987
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:08,815
Come on, man.
Number 42.

1988
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,358
That's some solid
officiating, Carl.

1989
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:12,068
These animals
have been getting away

1990
01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:13,319
with murder all season.

1991
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:14,570
Shake it off, guys!

1992
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:19,659
- Hut!

1993
01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,452
Let's go, Tre. Pass, pass!

1994
01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:24,706
That's holding on the offense.

1995
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,040
No touchdown.

1996
01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:27,333
Get your ass
back to the Footlocker.

1997
01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:28,584
Go!

1998
01:16:29,002 --> 01:16:30,628
Let's go, defense!
Catch him, catch him!

1999
01:16:30,712 --> 01:16:31,713
Get the fuckin' ball!

2000
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:35,049
Booyah!

2001
01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:37,302
Touchdown!
Touchdown!

2002
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,141
When God is on your side,
you cannot fail.

2003
01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,059
Hut!

2004
01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:47,478
Offsides.
- Really?

2005
01:16:47,562 --> 01:16:48,771
Oh, it's a pass,
pass, pass.

2006
01:16:48,855 --> 01:16:50,064
What's going on
over here?

2007
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,357
- Personal foul...
Come on!

2008
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:52,775
- ...roughing the passer.
- Great call, ref.

2009
01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,528
Red's on D,
red's on D.

2010
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,196
Lock up, lock up!

2011
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,073
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!

2012
01:16:59,157 --> 01:17:00,742
- Pick that shit up!
Go, go, go!

2013
01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:02,410
- Yeah!
- Good defense, Dwayne.

2014
01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:04,203
- Good, D.
- Pass interference.

2015
01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:05,288
- Foul.
- Oh, come on,

2016
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:06,748
with the late-flag shit, ref.

2017
01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:07,832
I ain't even touch him.

2018
01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:09,167
Go, go, get that shit.

2019
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,376
I got a false start.

2020
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,711
- Come on.
Clipping.

2021
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,296
- You're a ref for both sides!
Roughin' the passer.

2022
01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:14,464
Come on!

2023
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,007
That one eye's
working overtime.

2024
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,425
No touchdown.

2025
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:19,385
Automatic first down.

2026
01:17:19,469 --> 01:17:22,347
That's the type of officiating
we like. Keep it up.

2027
01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:24,015
How much you pay
the ref, Chip?

2028
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,940
Listen up.

2029
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:34,859
I ain't gonna hold you.

2030
01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:38,237
We in a tough spot.

2031
01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,490
How we gonna win if they keep
calling stuff against us?

2032
01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:42,867
It's like the Battle of
the Bastards out there.

2033
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,452
They're hate-fucking us, bro.

2034
01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,037
All up and down the field.

2035
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,622
Hard. Right up the ass.

2036
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,298
What are y'all bitchin' about?

2037
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,178
Is this the first time we had
shit workin' against us?

2038
01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:04,347
Shit out of our control?

2039
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,809
Man, we face that every day,

2040
01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:09,560
that's why we Underdoggs,
ain't it?

2041
01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:13,606
We always playin' from behind.

2042
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,150
We gotta work twice as hard
to get half as far.

2043
01:18:17,402 --> 01:18:19,404
But the thing
about the Underdoggs is,

2044
01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,447
we never fold,
we never surrender.

2045
01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:22,865
When everybody count us out,

2046
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:24,075
we believe in ourselves.

2047
01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:28,287
So, let's embrace that shit.

2048
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:29,580
Let's embrace who we are.

2049
01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,792
Let's go out there
and shock the world.

2050
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,127
Let's show everybody

2051
01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:35,545
what the mothafuckin'
Underdoggs are made of.

2052
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:36,838
Hell yeah!

2053
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:38,923
Yeah!

2054
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:41,801
Yeah, we got this, dawg.

2055
01:18:43,261 --> 01:18:44,220
That's what
I'm talkin' about.

2056
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,721
Yo, Tre. Tre.

2057
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,601
That's what's up, man.

2058
01:18:50,685 --> 01:18:52,854
Let's get dirty.
Yeah!

2059
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,021
Yeah!

2060
01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,652
Yeah, let's come out
like I wanted to come out.

2061
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:01,737
- Let's go! Let's go!

2062
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,199
Colonels, we're gonna keep on
followin' our destiny. Okay?

2063
01:19:05,283 --> 01:19:06,534
We had some rough
couple of moments.

2064
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:07,994
- Right.
- Matter of fact, you played

2065
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:09,495
absolutely pathetically
at certain points.

2066
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,165
It's a miracle
we're up 24-nothing.

2067
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,416
I had a lot to do with that.

2068
01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:14,584
Sometimes I can
make miracle...

2069
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:15,960
Yeah,
let's fuckin' go!

2070
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:17,003
Yes, come on!
Man up!

2071
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,505
It's time for that theme song.
New hair. New look.
Let's get it!

2072
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,715
Oh, shit. What's this?

2073
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,008
There's some
new ass to kick!

2074
01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:23,134
Doggs, go!
Let's go!

2075
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:25,970
<i>Little
bitch-ass, punk-ass bitches</i>

2076
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,264
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2077
01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:30,766
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2078
01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:33,102
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2079
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,605
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2080
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:38,441
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2081
01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:41,194
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2082
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,488
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2083
01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:45,198
Oh, very nice, Two-J's.

2084
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,741
Love the language.

2085
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,329
Great jerseys, by the way.

2086
01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:53,539
What happened
to the other ones?
They get repo'd at halftime?

2087
01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:55,958
<i>You little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2088
01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:58,753
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2089
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,713
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2090
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,633
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2091
01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:04,967
- <i>Little bitch-ass</i>
- Seem, uh...

2092
01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:06,344
<i>- Punk-ass bitches</i>
- ...angry.

2093
01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:07,803
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2094
01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,180
Bitches!

2095
01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:10,223
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2096
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,599
Why do they all seem so angry?

2097
01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:13,935
<i>Little bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2098
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,144
<i>- Little bitch-ass</i>
- What's up with that?

2099
01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:16,687
<i>- Punk-ass bitches</i>
- Whoo!

2100
01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:18,439
- Someone get me a 40!
Go! Let's go!

2101
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,070
Continue dominance, men.

2102
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:25,321
Let's go!

2103
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:26,781
Squash 'em.

2104
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,039
Let's go!

2105
01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:36,374
Go! Go!
Let's go!

2106
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:37,542
Whoo!

2107
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,378
Oh, shit!
Go, go, get that shit!

2108
01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,171
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What's going on?

2109
01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:44,215
Put some hands on him.
What's going on here?

2110
01:20:44,298 --> 01:20:45,716
Yeah!
Oh, good block!

2111
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,051
Watch it! Red comin' in hot!

2112
01:20:47,134 --> 01:20:48,344
Spin on his ass, Tre.

2113
01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,555
Oh!

2114
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,974
Yeah!

2115
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,308
All day,
all the way, Tre!

2116
01:20:54,392 --> 01:20:56,769
- Go, go, go, go! Yes!

2117
01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,896
Wassup!
- Yeah!

2118
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,022
Touchdown.

2119
01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,692
Hey, ref, where's the call?

2120
01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:03,818
You took care of the referee?

2121
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,570
No, Killa and Skrilla did.

2122
01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,077
No holding? Illegal formation?

2123
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,412
Wassup now, Chip?

2124
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,539
- Come on, Carl!

2125
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,124
Let's go, D,
lock up, let's go!

2126
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,458
Pass, pass, pass.

2127
01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:20,835
- Yeah!

2128
01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,420
Good defense, Dwayne. Good, D.

2129
01:21:22,503 --> 01:21:23,921
Where's the call, huh?

2130
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,381
Hut!

2131
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,134
- First down.

2132
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,218
Hell yeah!

2133
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:30,970
<i>We got a chance,
I can feel it.</i>

2134
01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,471
Go!
Red's on D!

2135
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:33,848
Red's on D!

2136
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,516
Oh, it's a pass, pass, pass!

2137
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,435
Bingo!
- Oh, shit! Good pick, Dwayne.

2138
01:21:38,019 --> 01:21:39,729
What the hell
is going on here?

2139
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:41,731
Go, go,
go, go, go, go!

2140
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:42,982
Stop him!
- Yeah!

2141
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,066
Stop him!

2142
01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:46,068
Oh, Prime Time, Deion Sanders!

2143
01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:47,778
Touchdown!

2144
01:21:47,862 --> 01:21:49,739
Turn the fucking ball over
and embarrass me,

2145
01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:51,240
you useless piece of shit.

2146
01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:53,075
Get your asses
back to the sidelines.

2147
01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:54,744
Come on, y'all,
we runnin' outta time!

2148
01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,912
Go, go, go, get that shit!

2149
01:21:56,996 --> 01:21:58,289
Clipping.

2150
01:21:58,372 --> 01:21:59,373
On the defense.

2151
01:21:59,457 --> 01:22:01,208
What is happening right now?

2152
01:22:03,002 --> 01:22:04,003
Down!

2153
01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,213
- Go, let's go!
- Come on, Gary!

2154
01:22:06,297 --> 01:22:07,882
- Hut!

2155
01:22:07,965 --> 01:22:09,675
Tony, hit that shit!
Go!

2156
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:15,139
- Touchdown.
- Air Tony like a mothafucker!

2157
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,557
This isn't cheerleading.

2158
01:22:16,641 --> 01:22:18,184
What is this,
Cirque du Soleil?

2159
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,352
Touchdown.
- That's our Tony!

2160
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,936
- That's my son!

2161
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:22,772
You can't be jumping on top
of each other like that.

2162
01:22:22,855 --> 01:22:24,023
What the hell?

2163
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:25,399
We on your
mothafuckin' ass now.

2164
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,028
I need one yard, first down,

2165
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,905
and then you run out
that goddamn clock.

2166
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,114
Get that goddamn ball back!

2167
01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:33,407
- Defense!
- Come on!

2168
01:22:33,491 --> 01:22:34,867
- Defense!
Set! Hut!

2169
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,203
Let's go!

2170
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,914
Come on, come on, come on,
make the play,
make the play, make the play!

2171
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:40,873
Come on,
come on, come on.

2172
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:41,999
Make the hit!

2173
01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:44,835
- Yeah!
- You better, Ghost!

2174
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,088
Oh, God damn it!

2175
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,090
What is wrong with you?

2176
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,925
I said do not
fuck this up for me!

2177
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,635
You just got dominated, bitch!

2178
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,305
First down, Green Team.

2179
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,517
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

2180
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,227
Good shit! Way to go!

2181
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:02,687
Come on, y'all, gather around.

2182
01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:10,778
Man.

2183
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:14,198
Twenty-five years ago,
I was in this same situation.

2184
01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:15,324
Right.

2185
01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:18,119
Down by three,
championship on the line,

2186
01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:19,829
and then bam!

2187
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:21,205
Mothafuckin' miracle happen.

2188
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,416
Talkin' about when you caught
the Hail Mary in end zone?

2189
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,126
Hell yeah, how you know
about that play?

2190
01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,293
That shit way older than you.

2191
01:23:26,836 --> 01:23:28,295
Been watching me
on YouTube, huh?

2192
01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:30,089
Guess I am your role model.

2193
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,465
Bruh...

2194
01:23:31,549 --> 01:23:32,883
What y'all say,
let's run that shit back?

2195
01:23:33,968 --> 01:23:35,845
- Yo, what about a trick play?
Yeah.

2196
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:37,304
I love a trick play.

2197
01:23:37,388 --> 01:23:39,056
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

2198
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:41,684
Yeah, I think it's time
we pull out our secret weapon.

2199
01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:43,811
Great idea, Tony.
Trick or treat, y'all.

2200
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,479
"Underdoggs" on three.
Underdoggs, on me.

2201
01:23:45,563 --> 01:23:47,356
- One, two, three, Underdoggs!
Underdoggs!

2202
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:50,484
Let's go. Let's go!
Run that shit, Tre!

2203
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:52,611
What are you waiting for?
Get the hell out there!

2204
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,488
Let's go! Go!

2205
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,034
Men, I need a stop here,
and your life depends on it.

2206
01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,536
Come on, come on,
pull this shit off.

2207
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,329
- Come on!
Whoo!

2208
01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:04,165
- Let's go!
Down!

2209
01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,083
- Go Underdoggs!
- Come on!

2210
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:08,085
Set!
- Let's go, homie, let's go!

2211
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:10,337
Ghost!

2212
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,841
Wait, wait.
What's goin' on over here?

2213
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,301
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

2214
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,427
What's she doin' here?

2215
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:17,803
Hold on,
she doesn't play offense.

2216
01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:19,013
I don't trust her.

2217
01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:21,599
Eyes on her!
That little girl's a psycho!

2218
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,732
Winter is coming!

2219
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:31,650
- Hut! <i>Dracarys!</i>
Hut!

2220
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:33,277
Run it. Run it.

2221
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:34,862
What's going on here?

2222
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:37,615
- Follow him!
I'm open! I'm open!

2223
01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,325
- He's gettin' the ball.
- Run it, run it.

2224
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,618
Lock him off, lock him off.

2225
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:41,660
She's passing
to the midget!

2226
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:43,204
Wait for it. Now!

2227
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:44,663
Throw that bitch, Ghost!
Let it go!

2228
01:24:44,747 --> 01:24:46,290
What the f...
Who's she throwing it to?

2229
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,505
<i>America loves
an underdog.</i>

2230
01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:54,965
<i>The slept on.</i>

2231
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:56,801
<i>The little guy.</i>

2232
01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,762
<i>The one no one believes
can achieve greatness.</i>

2233
01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,222
Good catch!
Get to the house!

2234
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:03,182
Tackle him! Tackle him!

2235
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:05,142
<i>But you know
what they love more?</i>

2236
01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,228
<i>Nothin'.</i>

2237
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,938
<i>Because watchin' underdogs win</i>

2238
01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:11,816
<i>is some seriously
inspiring shit.</i>

2239
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,202
Fuck!

2240
01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,371
Yes! I did it!

2241
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,498
I did it!

2242
01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,625
Oh, my...

2243
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,627
- Tony.

2244
01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:35,381
Fuck!

2245
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,674
Fuck!

2246
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:40,094
<i>But watching them lose
in devastating fashion...</i>

2247
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,390
It was right there.

2248
01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:52,314
You all right?

2249
01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,863
<i>Well, that shit turns
out to be even more inspiring.</i>

2250
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,284
Aye, at least
you held on to that titty.

2251
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,376
<i>Fuck the scoreboard.</i>

2252
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:15,045
<i>Fuck the cheap-ass
plastic trophy.</i>

2253
01:26:15,129 --> 01:26:17,089
<i>Fuck the bitch-ass,
punk-ass bitches</i>

2254
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,716
<i>that think
they better than you.</i>

2255
01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,718
Ain't nothin'
to be sad about, Titties.

2256
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:23,012
Y'all played
y'all asses off today.

2257
01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:24,346
From the moment
I came out here

2258
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:26,140
as y'all coach till today,

2259
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,267
y'all made me proud.

2260
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,394
Y'all made me a different man.

2261
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,104
I love y'all.

2262
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,773
Keep your head up. Come on,
your family wanna see you.

2263
01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:36,317
- Let's go.

2264
01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:38,360
<i>One little bullshit</i> - <i>ass
setback ain't nothin'</i>

2265
01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:40,654
<i>after a lifetime
of bullshit-ass setbacks.</i>

2266
01:26:40,738 --> 01:26:41,822
- That's all right, baby.
- We love you!

2267
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,532
Heads up, heads up!

2268
01:26:43,616 --> 01:26:44,617
It's okay!

2269
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,702
Yeah.

2270
01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:48,954
Wow.

2271
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:50,789
Put that chin up.

2272
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:51,874
Way to go, superstar.

2273
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,542
Superstar?

2274
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,503
What can I say? I'm a Jedi
mind-trickin' mothafucker.

2275
01:26:58,005 --> 01:26:59,465
- Love you, Coach.
- I love you too, son.

2276
01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:00,549
Go celebrate.

2277
01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:02,718
Champions again!

2278
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:04,762
Champions again!

2279
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:07,640
All right, y'all.

2280
01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:09,266
You know what's happenin'.
We gotta go shake their hands,

2281
01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:11,685
- let's go.

2282
01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:13,520
Offense doesn't win
championship!

2283
01:27:13,604 --> 01:27:15,230
Defense doesn't win
championship!

2284
01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:17,733
- Coaching wins championships!
- Yo, Coach.

2285
01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:19,526
Oh.

2286
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:21,570
Good game.

2287
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:25,491
Thank you. Good game, Coach.

2288
01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:28,702
Got a talented group here.

2289
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,705
Aye, but don't get it
twisted though.

2290
01:27:31,789 --> 01:27:33,707
We gonna fuck you
mothafuckers up next season.

2291
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:35,918
No cap.

2292
01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,354
What if I...

2293
01:27:56,230 --> 01:27:58,273
told you, hypothetically...

2294
01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:00,651
I was really proud of you.

2295
01:28:01,819 --> 01:28:04,071
I would say
you was feelin' me...

2296
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,031
hypothetically, of course.

2297
01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:07,366
Right.

2298
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,122
You still smoke?

2299
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,132
<i>One defeat
doesn't mean you're defeated.</i>

2300
01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,176
<i>That shit only makes
an underdog hungrier.</i>

2301
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:30,222
<i>Hungrier for the next
opportunity to defy the odds</i>

2302
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,224
<i>and come back
stronger than ever.</i>

2303
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,308
<i>Because, you see,</i>

2304
01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:35,019
<i>the true power of the underdog</i>

2305
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:38,480
<i>is that they never
let themselves be beat.</i>

2306
01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:40,899
<i>And at the end of the day,</i>

2307
01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,402
<i>right there is the definition</i>

2308
01:28:44,028 --> 01:28:46,780
<i>of ultimate
mothafuckin' greatness.</i>