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- All right, St. Denis
Senior Health Fair,
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you guys ready
to have a good time?
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- Aw, yeah.
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[pop music playing]
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- ♪ If you take a fall ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- ♪ Then you want to roll ♪
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- ♪ Onto your back ♪
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both:
♪ Gonna get you back upright ♪
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- Every year, we invite
senior citizens to the hospital
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for free tests and screenings.
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But this year,
Joyce is letting me
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amp it up
into a full on event.
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I am so excited to educate
our elderly community
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about their health,
and I don't know,
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maybe we'll have
some fun along the way.
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♪ Pivot your body to sit ♪
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- ♪ On that surface ♪
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- ♪ Sit for a couple
of minutes ♪
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- ♪ You should never stand
immediately after a fall ♪
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- So I said to him,
Budgie,
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people do not like
to be screamed at.
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{\an8}Use your indoor voice, Budgie.
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Well, today is old people day.
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{\an8}They will get their health
screenings and flu shots,
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{\an8}and I will get
meandering stories
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{\an8}and my cheeks pinched without
consent, uppers and lowers.
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{\an8}There is this lady
who brought me fudge
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{\an8}for the last couple of years.
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{\an8}I hope she's still alive.
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{\an8}- Knock, knock.
Phlebotomy fairy.
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{\an8}- Just in time--you can
finish up with Miss Crowley.
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{\an8}- All right, Marjorie, mind
if I steal your arm real quick?
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{\an8}Promise to give it right back.
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{\an8}- Oh, you're sweet.
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{\an8}- Oh, now you gotta
even it out.
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{\an8}I'll turn the other cheek.
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{\an8}- [laughs] You're clever.
- [laughs]
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{\an8}- She's his problem now.
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{\an8}- Oh, let me tell you
about Budgie.
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{\an8}- Oh, I have an uncle
named Budgie.
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{\an8}- [gasps] You do?
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{\an8}- Yeah, he's my dad's brother.
- Oh!
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{\an8}- Bruce, your cardiac patient
in 104 woke up.
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{\an8}She's asking for you.
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{\an8}- Ah, OK, well...
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{\an8}[clears throat]
Here we go.
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{\an8}I had kind of
an interesting morning.
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{\an8}Patient brought in,
no pulse, gone six minutes,
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{\an8}but somehow
I brought her back.
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{\an8}[applause]
You should probably wait here.
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{\an8}It's kind of a personal moment.
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{\an8}Or you could pull back,
do one of those faraway shots
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{\an8}where you're hiding and it's
respectful and--you got it.
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{\an8}- Just so you know,
she's pretty upset.
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{\an8}I guess she had
a do-not-resuscitate order.
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{\an8}- Do you know where Joyce is?
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{\an8}I need to speak to her.
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{\an8}- All right, everybody,
come on down.
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{\an8}Bingo time, OK?
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{\an8}But wait, are those invaluable
health facts on those cards
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{\an8}instead of numbers?
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{\an8}Uh, yeah, they are.
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{\an8}- Hello, my child.
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{\an8}Got anything to confess?
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{\an8}- Dude, we're at work.
Space.
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{\an8}- All right, guys,
we've got dabbers.
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{\an8}We've got cards.
We are ready to rock.
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{\an8}- No, there's really
nothing going on between me
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{\an8}and Chaplain Steve.
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{\an8}I mean, we hung out
once or twice.
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{\an8}It's not a big deal.
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{\an8}It's whatever.
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{\an8}- Are Serena and I
seeing each other?
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}You tell me.
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{\an8}She left this at my place.
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{\an8}Not that she needs
an excuse to come back.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
Nah, but she's cool.
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{\an8}Super cool.
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{\an8}- OK, remove clutter, cords,
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{\an8}and loose rugs from walkways.
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{\an8}This is a good one, guys.
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{\an8}You don't want to trip.
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{\an8}- Annabelle does the tidying.
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{\an8}- OK, well,
just go ahead and dab
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{\an8}if you have "remove clutter,
cords, and loose rugs
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{\an8}from walkways."
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{\an8}- This isn't bingo.
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{\an8}- Well, it's a form of bingo.
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{\an8}- What about the numbers?
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{\an8}- Instead of numbers,
we're doing useful health tips.
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{\an8}- Then where are the numbers?
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{\an8}- There are no numbers.
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{\an8}- This isn't bingo.
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{\an8}- Hello, hello.
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{\an8}- Hey, there she is.
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{\an8}- How are you feeling?
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{\an8}Joyce Henderson.
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{\an8}I'm the administrator
here at St. Denis Medical.
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{\an8}I'm also a licensed physician
but, more importantly,
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{\an8}a fellow human being
who is deeply sorry
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{\an8}that you did not get
the care that you deserved.
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You had a do-not-resuscitate
order in place,
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and we did resuscitate.
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- I am so sorry.
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You know, honestly, I wish
I wasn't such a gifted surgeon.
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I tell you, if it had been
one of my colleagues
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that had tried to revive you,
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this would be
a very different conversation.
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Well, it wouldn't be
a conversation at all.
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It would be--
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- Is there a way
we can make this right?
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- Well, I wanted to die, so...
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- Sure, sure.
- Hmm.
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- Anything cafeteria-wise?
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It's on us, obviously.
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- Look, I don't care
about any of this.
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Can you just leave me alone?
- OK, I'll just--
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I'm just gonna get a bunch
of stuff, and if you eat it,
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you eat it, OK?
- There you go.
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- You have to meet
my granddaughter.
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She says she likes girls,
but she doesn't know.
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- These old people are, like,
freakishly obsessed with Matt.
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- Better him than me.
[chuckles]
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Hey, it's my favorite
fudge lady.
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She's still kicking.
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Boy, I've been looking forward
to her all day.
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Wait, that's my fudge.
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- OK, they're vibing.
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- Fudge is a once-a-year treat,
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and this
is supposed to be that day.
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That is my fudge.
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- OK, what's it gonna be?
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Uh-oh, another blank one.
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Ha! Whoops.
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Technical difficulties.
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- This is bad, right?
- Brutal.
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- OK, here we go.
Use bright LED bulbs.
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Guys, here's why this one's
important, OK?
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- Bingo!
- Bingo!
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all: Bingo!
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- Wait, all of you
at the same time?
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How's that possible?
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- Bingo.
- Bingo.
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- OK, I think
what might have happened
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is that I printed out
the same card 50 times
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instead of printing out
50 different cards.
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Actually, I know
that's what happened.
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[all clamoring]
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- Oh, God.
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- They might riot.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Why don't we just
split the prize?
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[all groaning]
OK.
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- Let's go back to the center
and we'll play some real bingo.
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- Yeah!
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- Hey, hey, hey,
guys, don't leave yet.
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- Why not?
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- I don't know.
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[all grumbling]
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- Because you're gonna miss
balloon volleyball, huh?
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Who's in?
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You're one of my captains.
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You are one of my captains.
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What, are you in a rush
to get to the cemetery, Bill?
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Come on.
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Oh, and, Marion,
I've been waiting all day
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to see you jump around.
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Don't make me beg.
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- Chaplain.
[chuckles]
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- This way.
No, I'm with you 100%.
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Wasn't real bingo.
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- Mm, your breakfast lasagna's
gonna be here any minute.
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You're gonna be glad
you stuck around.
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- Yeah, trust me.
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It sounds gross, I know,
but it's a real crowd-pleaser.
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- Can you guys just leave
so I can watch TV?
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- Can I say
one last thing, please?
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- OK.
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- I've looked at your chart.
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No chronic pain,
no lifestyle restrictions.
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You could still have
some good years.
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Can't you just try
to frame this extra time
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as an opportunity?
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- For what?
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- Well, I mean,
there are all kinds
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of new and exciting things
out there.
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- Like?
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- Oh, you know what?
Check this out.
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I was just reading about this.
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An underwater hotel
in the Maldives.
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Psychedelic blues
and greens and--
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wow, OK, it's $8,000 a night,
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but you slap that
on a credit card,
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and what do you care?
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- Oh, well, that does look fun.
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- Yeah, there you go.
- It does, doesn't it?
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- Who would I go with?
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My kids?
- Yeah.
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- That sounds great.
- I don't have kids.
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Oh, maybe my husband.
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- Yes.
- It's a trap.
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- It is.
- Gotcha.
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- Look, that's OK.
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I don't have kids
or a partner either.
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In fact, I just
broke off my engagement,
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and I'm doing just fine.
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- At your age?
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Oof.
Listen, I have no one.
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I worked like crazy for years,
and then I looked up,
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and my life was empty.
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But it was too late
to do anything about it.
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Do you have any idea
what that's like, huh?
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- No.
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No.
- Yikes.
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You OK?
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I mean, that must have been
hard for you.
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Workaholic,
no husband, no kids.
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I mean, she was basically
describing your life.
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- I'm sorry, didn't that
sound a little bit
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like your life too?
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- [scoffs]
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No.
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- All right.
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Little Rascals are up 7 to 3.
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Let's put some muscle
into it, ladies.
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- [laughs]
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- Fun, right?
Look at them move.
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- Yeah, definitely, definitely.
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- New rule: every time
you hit the balloon,
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I want to hear the weirdest
place you ever knocked boots.
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- Oh, Chaplain.
- Oh!
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- Someone get the balloon
over to Marion, pronto.
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- Arizona.
[laughter]
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- The movie theater.
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- We should probably, you know,
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get things back on track soon,
but, you know.
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- I'm sorry, are you mad?
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Your nostrils
are doing that thing.
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- No.
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I just feel like
we're not educating them.
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- 10050 Cielo Drive.
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- I mean, I guess I hear you,
but don't you think
249
00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,279
it's kind of nice
that--canoe--
250
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,197
everyone's participating?
251
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,824
I mean, that's good, right?
252
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,659
- Yeah, for sure.
253
00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,453
It's not exactly what I had
in mind, but it's good.
254
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,912
It's fine.
- Your mom's bed.
255
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,833
- Oh, you got me, Walt.
You got me.
256
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,918
- Ticker's sounding good.
257
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,171
Keeping better time than
the Glenn Miller Orchestra.
258
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,172
You remember them?
259
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,506
- I mostly listen
to show tunes.
260
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,633
- Yeah.
261
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,719
Has anyone ever told you
that you were a dead ringer
262
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,887
for Sophia Loren?
263
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,140
- That slut from the Italian
skin flicks?
264
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,516
- Yeah.
265
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,976
Ooh, wow, is that some
of your famous fudge
266
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,102
from last year?
267
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,270
- Yes, it is.
268
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,772
- I love that fudge.
269
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:24,856
- Thank you.
270
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,067
It's my special recipe.
271
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,821
- Spike it home, Bill.
272
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,031
- You got this.
273
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,533
- I mostly had sex in my house.
274
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,452
- Hey, good hit.
Good hit.
275
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,578
Good hit, Bill.
276
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,288
Guys, I'm gonna add
a new rule.
277
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,165
OK, so whenever
you get the balloon,
278
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,335
I want you to say your
favorite source of fiber.
279
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,544
All right?
Super fun.
280
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,213
And I'll start.
281
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,547
Whole grains.
[balloon pops]
282
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:50,507
- Oh!
- Whoa!
283
00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:51,883
- Sorry.
- Wow.
284
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,426
- I'm so sorry.
285
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,678
I think the Little Rascals
won it.
286
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,887
[chuckles]
287
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,472
- The amount of fiber
I have to eat,
288
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,015
oh, it's a terrible burden.
289
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,266
- You know what?
290
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,685
Why don't we just
keep the party going,
291
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,229
move on to our next
activity, huh?
292
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,315
Who here likes
lame PowerPoints?
293
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,358
Me neither.
294
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,152
What about funny
PowerPoints, though?
295
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,280
- The chaplain said
we'd have a dance party.
296
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,449
- He called it a booty bash.
297
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,661
- Booty bash.
- He did, huh? That's fun.
298
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,955
Guys, I think we might have
to save the booty bash
299
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,998
for another time, you know?
300
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,292
Listen, I think you'll find
that this PowerPoint is very--
301
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,919
- ♪ I like to move it,
move it ♪
302
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,421
♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
303
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,047
♪ I like to move it,
move it ♪
304
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,341
- All right, all right,
let's see those moves.
305
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,136
Get your farts out
before you hit the dance floor.
306
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,513
Donald, I'm looking at you.
307
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,598
- We'll do this, and then
we'll do my thing, OK, guys?
308
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,018
Because I actually need
a few minutes to set up anyway,
309
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,519
so it's fine.
310
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,562
Serena, can you--
311
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,063
- Whoo, let's get it!
312
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,858
- All right.
It's 1998.
313
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,693
Ecstasy just hit the scene.
314
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,738
[indistinct chatter]
315
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,239
- [singsongy] Stella.
316
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,116
Stella Bella.
Stella Bella.
317
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,160
[chuckles]
Quick question for you.
318
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,079
My life's worth living, right?
319
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,123
No, I'm fine.
320
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,833
There are a lot
of people out there
321
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,335
who are worse off than I am.
322
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,754
And frankly, when my cup
runneth low,
323
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,132
talking to those people really
helps me get some perspective.
324
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:18,678
Keith, sweet, sweet Keith,
you look troubled.
325
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,889
- Oh, you got me
dead to rights.
326
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,724
I guess that's why
you're in charge.
327
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,267
I am troubled.
328
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,268
- Tell me everything.
329
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,145
- Well, me and the family
330
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,855
are going camping this weekend,
331
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:33,318
and all the songs
and late-night laughing fits,
332
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,778
there's no way
I'm gonna get my normal
333
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,613
9 1/2 hours of sleep.
334
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,198
- Yeah, that sounds horrible.
335
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,783
- It's also tricky
trying to cram all us Fingers
336
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,786
into one tent,
but I guess that's the point--
337
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,037
whole family together.
338
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,580
Hey, Joyce, thanks so much.
339
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,415
- Shut up, Keith.
Dakota's in crisis.
340
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,292
- [crying]
- Oh.
341
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,127
Hey, is everything OK?
342
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,295
Did something happen?
343
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,296
- Yes.
344
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,798
I got engaged.
[laughs]
345
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,424
- [gasps]
346
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,926
What?
347
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,053
No.
No.
348
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,137
You?
349
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,972
Come on.
No!
350
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,057
OK, you know what?
351
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,267
New rule:
no jewelry on the floor.
352
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,144
We are not in Miami.
353
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,355
Ugh, give me a [bleep] break.
354
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,691
- Hey, Mom.
Mama-jama.
355
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,651
You know, I've been thinking,
and I actually don't have
356
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,236
too much in common
with Eleanor.
357
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,446
I have an extensive
family tree.
358
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,448
Yeah, sure, sometimes
you get wrapped up in work,
359
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,201
but you just have to make time
to water those roots
360
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,203
and keep those branches strong.
361
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,956
So it's been a minute, I know,
but how about your favorite son
362
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,875
swoops you up and takes you
to Outback Steakhouse?
363
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:35,630
And yes, you can
fill up on bread.
364
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,465
Oh, you're in Tahoe?
365
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,508
That's cool.
366
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,427
With who?
367
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,220
No, come on,
I thought we agreed
368
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,848
we weren't seeing Frank
anymore.
369
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,391
Because he's a showboat, Mom.
370
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,143
Marcus, my guy.
371
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,228
What is up?
372
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,606
It's cousin Bruce.
373
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,320
- Whoo, get it, Shirley.
374
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,699
Show us what
that new hip can do.
375
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,325
- Hey, Steve.
- Hey.
376
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,326
Pretty good, right?
377
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,703
- Hmm.
378
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,538
- Look at Serena go out there.
379
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,707
- Yeah, look at her go.
That's--she's great.
380
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,417
This is super fun, truly.
381
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,461
I just don't know if this is,
like, totally appropriate.
382
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,670
- You mean the thing
I said about Donald
383
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,880
farting on the dance floor?
384
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,423
It was a joke.
- No.
385
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,382
- He ripped one earlier.
386
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,425
- No, not that.
387
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,885
I mean, a little bit that.
388
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,179
But no, the main point
of this is to educate them,
389
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,680
and I just think we should
get back to that.
390
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,016
- You're totally right.
- Yeah.
391
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,392
[music stops]
392
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,187
- Hey, guys, so fun
partying with all of you,
393
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,814
but we're gonna do
Alex's thing now, OK?
394
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,566
- Whoo!
- The PowerPoint thing.
395
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,526
- Yeah.
It's gonna be great.
396
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,363
Let's all go back
to the chairs, OK?
397
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,697
All right.
398
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,282
- OK, so today
we will be performing
399
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,494
a vascular surgery
on Mr. Benz.
400
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,621
So let's...
[sputters]
401
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,831
Step into a place
of gratitude, et cetera,
402
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,250
and--I don't know.
403
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,835
Just get the music going.
404
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,588
[R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts"
playing]
405
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:03,093
♪ ♪
406
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,469
Makes you think.
407
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,929
- ♪ When your day is long ♪
408
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,681
- [sighs]
409
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,057
- May I offer you
another pillow?
410
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,433
- No.
- All right.
411
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,851
I've got the fluffiest
of the bunch
412
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,478
for the cutest gal I know.
413
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,689
- You are the sweetest.
- Aw.
414
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,232
- You get another piece
of fudge.
415
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,983
- Ooh, yummers.
I'll wash my hands.
416
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,902
- Yummers.
I love that.
417
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,862
- I'm impressed
that you still cook.
418
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,698
A lot of younger people
like Matt
419
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,741
don't respect the old ways.
420
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,576
- Please,
that's a bunch of bull.
421
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,037
Matthew has behaved perfectly,
as far as I can see,
422
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082
and he's not condescending,
like some people.
423
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,875
- Well, I just--
424
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,629
I was agreeing with Matt
in saying that your fudge
425
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,173
does look... yummers.
426
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,800
- I'm giving the rest
to Matthew.
427
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:44,884
He deserves it.
428
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,469
- He deserves it?
- Mm.
429
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,138
- [scoffs]
The man's got some flaws.
430
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,098
He's got some flaws.
431
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,307
- We all have
our little quirks.
432
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,977
- Do we?
He left his wife in Montana.
433
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,437
That's a quirk.
434
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,689
Kicked her to the curb
and hit the road.
435
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,108
Now, that's quite...
[curtain rattles]
436
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,736
A quirk.
437
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,446
- Washed my hands.
438
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,906
- Hypertension
affects 72% of men
439
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,743
between the ages of 65 and 74.
440
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,996
For men 75 and older,
that number jumps to...
441
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,622
[tires screeching]
442
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,626
Whoa, look out, 83.2%.
443
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,297
That is why--
444
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,298
[chuckles awkwardly]
445
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,634
Um...
446
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,554
Guys, listen, I know
that this is not as much fun
447
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,014
as dancing, OK?
448
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,058
But it really can help.
449
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,226
Just a few small changes
in your routine
450
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,479
can make a big difference.
451
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,440
You know, my Nan Doris
took a fall when she was 70,
452
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,984
and she just--
she just never got better.
453
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,445
So if any of this can buy you,
you know, more time,
454
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,655
more memories with your
grandkids and your families,
455
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,990
you know, it--
456
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,076
[sighs] It's, um...
457
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,620
[person coughs]
458
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,246
It's fine.
459
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,999
Steve, you can--
yeah, turn the music back on.
460
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,669
[hip-hop music playing]
461
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,921
- You heard the lovely lady.
462
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,215
Back to the dance floor!
463
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,717
Let's scoot those glutes.
464
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,220
Let's scoot
those glutes.
465
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,472
That's your butt.
466
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,182
- Oh, hey.
467
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,850
[sighs]
I really need a cup of java.
468
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,185
- Yeah, same.
469
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,187
Hey, did you hear
Dakota got engaged?
470
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,314
- Dakota?
What? That can't be right.
471
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024
She must have misunderstood.
472
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,275
[Men Without Hats'
"The Safety Dance" playing]
473
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,944
What the hell's this?
474
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,320
- I don't know.
475
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,780
I thought they were
just playing bingo.
476
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,241
- My God,
they're not very good.
477
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,702
What?
I'm not gonna lie.
478
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,830
- Excuse me, young lady,
would you do me the honors?
479
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,957
- Oh, I would love to,
but I need to file some--
480
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,293
- Please.
You remind me of my late wife.
481
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,212
- Well, OK, I guess
I can do it for a minute.
482
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,964
Tell me about this wife.
483
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,382
- Oh, she was wonderful.
484
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,009
Not as wonderful
as my current wife.
485
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,135
- Oh.
- Wow.
486
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,970
- Yo, Brucey, get out here
487
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,097
and bang up this dance floor,
bro hammer.
488
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,473
- No.
No, no, I ca--
489
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,850
OK, one song is all right.
490
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,101
Here we go.
491
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,104
Yeah.
OK, I see you.
492
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,148
- Whoo! [laughs]
- Oh!
493
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,317
- Put some funk in that junk.
494
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,694
- ♪ As long as we abuse it ♪
495
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,029
♪ Never gonna lose it ♪
496
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,530
♪ Everything
will work out right ♪
497
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,323
♪ I say we can dance
if we want to ♪
498
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,079
- Hey, um, I'm sorry.
499
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,914
That was out of line.
500
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,583
I think I went
a little fudge crazy.
501
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,126
- Oh, it's OK.
502
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,127
I can see why you went there.
503
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,503
This stuff is good.
504
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,422
- Yes.
Yes, it is.
505
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,840
- Oh, um, sorry.
506
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,175
Didn't mean to touch you.
507
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,634
- It's good you clarified that.
508
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,387
- It's just, Agnes made me
promise not to give you any,
509
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,639
and I feel weird
going back on her request.
510
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,849
- No, I get it.
511
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,267
I respect the integrity.
512
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,477
- Thanks, man.
513
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,770
It means a lot to me.
514
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,899
- There's no competing
with the allure of youth,
515
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,442
but with age comes wisdom,
516
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,028
and you learn
a few things over time...
517
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,155
like how to override
the code on the lockers
518
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,366
that hasn't been changed
in 15 years.
519
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,288
Mmm, she did it again.
520
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,291
We gotta keep
this woman ticking.
521
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,834
- To the left.
522
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,670
Now pump it.
523
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,505
- OK, Steve.
524
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,340
Go, Steve.
525
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,257
- Hey.
526
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,634
Hey!
527
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,511
Do you have to, like,
encourage him?
528
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,720
- What?
529
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:16,805
I'm just trying
to help your thing.
530
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,473
- This is not my thing, OK?
531
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,183
Nobody is learning anything.
532
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,436
That guy's been doing the
Macarena for, like, 30 minutes.
533
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,022
No, Chaplain Steve has hijacked
this whole thing, OK?
534
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774
He's a hijacker.
535
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,734
- Girl, come on.
He didn't hijack it.
536
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,236
He just gave it a boost.
537
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,363
- Can you just support me
even when I'm wrong?
538
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,906
And why have you been
defending him all day?
539
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,157
Honestly.
- I'm not.
540
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,158
- No, everything that he's--
[dull thud]
541
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,284
- Oh, [bleep].
542
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,370
- Sir, are you OK?
543
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,830
- Yeah, yeah, I think so.
544
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,289
- OK, don't rush
to get up, all right?
545
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,624
What you want to do is,
you want to roll.
546
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,710
- And you want to roll
onto your back.
547
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,753
I know the song.
- Yes. Oh, my gosh.
548
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,213
That's right.
- Yeah, yeah.
549
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,173
It was so annoying, I couldn't
get it out of my head.
550
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,217
Also, you were off-key
and it didn't rhyme.
551
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,927
- OK, well, it's not--
552
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,387
you're OK?
- Yeah.
553
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,390
[applause]
554
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,599
- What a treat.
- Yeah.
555
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,143
- Dancing in the middle
of the day.
556
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,186
I gotta say, Bruce,
you got some moves.
557
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,564
- Well, you--you looked like
558
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,274
you did not care
what anyone thought.
559
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,568
I envy that kind of confidence.
560
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,861
Crazy idea.
561
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,237
What if we brought Eleanor
down there?
562
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,281
- Oh, yeah, she might
get something out of it.
563
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,532
- I thought so too.
564
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,658
You know, dance
is a central component
565
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,784
of many Indigenous ceremonies.
566
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,287
- Absolutely, absolutely.
567
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,663
- Cardiogenic shock.
568
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,665
Dr. Andrews is gonna call it.
569
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,916
Shouldn't be long.
570
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,835
- Oh.
- Huh.
571
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:32,297
- Well, that's good...
right?
572
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,548
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
573
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,091
- No, yeah, that's
what she wanted, so...
574
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,718
- OK.
575
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,887
- You know, I'm just gonna
wait here until she goes.
576
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,639
- Of course.
- [sighs, clears throat]
577
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,643
- You know what?
I'm gonna just stick with you.
578
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,479
It's good to have company, huh?
579
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,897
- Yeah.
580
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:55,820
Just so you know, nothing is
ever gonna happen with us.
581
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,198
[sighs]
582
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,116
- A lot of Ricola wrappers
here.
583
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,284
- Yeah, that was Bill.
584
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,577
He didn't even eat any.
585
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,162
He just dumped them
out of his pockets.
586
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,164
- Dude, we crushed it.
587
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,665
- Oh, I don't know about that.
588
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,376
You crushed it.
589
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,794
- Are you kidding?
We're a team.
590
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,921
You brought them to the
theater, I gave them a show,
591
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,465
and now you're cleaning up
all the popcorn and crap.
592
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,842
Great work, Mazurkian.
593
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,302
- Thanks.
[chuckles]
594
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,929
That's nice.
595
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,097
- See you later?
596
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,598
See you both later.
597
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,100
- OK.
598
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,980
You know, maybe
Chaplain Steve's not that bad.
599
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,440
- Yeah.
See?
600
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:33,566
He's great.
601
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,818
- OK, I don't know about great.
602
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,985
- No.
603
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,904
He's fine.
He's good.
604
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,781
He's like, yeah,
whatever you said.
605
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,161
- Oh, my God.
606
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,664
Serena, did you--
607
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,957
- What?
608
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,500
- Did you hook up
with Chaplain Steve?
609
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,626
- Shut up.
- You did.
610
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,503
- Shut up. Shut up.
Shh.
611
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:54,713
- [laughs]
612
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,006
- Only twice.
- Oh, my God.
613
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,590
{\an8}- And a half.
614
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,050
{\an8}Then another 3/4 this morning.
615
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,011
{\an8}It's chill.
It's cazh.
616
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,387
{\an8}- Is it? Is it chill?
Is it cazh?
617
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,431
{\an8}- It's so not a big deal.
618
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,224
{\an8}And if you tell anyone,
so help me God,
619
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,267
{\an8}I will skin you alive.
620
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,893
{\an8}- This makes
so much more sense,
621
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,061
{\an8}because all day,
you've been like,
622
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,564
{\an8}eh, Chaplain Steve is so great.
623
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,815
{\an8}Look how good he's doing.
624
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,734
{\an8}I can't wait to do it
with him later.
625
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,652
{\an8}- OK, get it out
of your system now,
626
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,988
{\an8}because we're never
talking about this again.
627
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,573
{\an8}- So, wait, is he,
like, weird in bed?
628
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,950
{\an8}- Obviously.
- [laughs]
629
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,869
{\an8}Will you come over for dinner
and tell me everything?
630
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,037
{\an8}- Yes.
631
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,122
{\an8}[bell clangs]