1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:05,046 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,216 - All right, Jacob, this will just be a little pinch and-- 3 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:09,884 - No. 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,804 - Oh, uh, sorry, but when you step on a rusty nail, 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,014 you gotta get a tetanus shot. 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,598 - I don't want it. 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,309 - Uh, Mom, Dad, Jacob says he doesn't want the shot. 8 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,937 - Yes, and we have to respect that. 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,732 - Right. [chuckles] 10 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:26,776 Uh, we do? - Our son has body autonomy. 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,362 - Uh, all right, well, I'll just holster this 12 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,447 till you're ready, partner. 13 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,407 Ow! Okay. Ow. 14 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,700 It's all right. Didn't break skin. 15 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:34,993 You know what? 16 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,412 I did break skin, but no tetanus for me. 17 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,663 Nice. 18 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,999 We'll just hang, figure it out, and--oh. 19 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,334 All right. 20 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,295 [upbeat music] 21 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,549 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,468 Hey, could you guys note on Jacob's chart 23 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,636 that he has, uh, body autonomy? 24 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,973 I don't know if that's genetic or what, but, um, yeah, thanks. 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,266 - Sure. 26 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,643 I didn't know Matt wore glasses. 27 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,854 - Yeah, he said he slept in his contacts. 28 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,064 They look nice, though. 29 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,816 - He looks hot, like a cute professor. 30 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,651 - Yeah, he's like a boy Velma. 31 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,320 And I'm into it. 32 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,572 - [chuckles] Matt's kind of a snack. 33 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:13,740 [both chuckle] Right, Serena? 34 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,200 - I don't know about snack. 35 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,910 I mean, it's just eyewear. 36 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,079 - Holy moly. 37 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,914 Have you guys seen Matt in glasses? 38 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,165 Ay, chihuahua. 39 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,708 - I know, right? 40 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,794 Maybe I'll make a move at happy hour tonight. 41 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,045 - Ooh, yes. 42 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,296 You gotta. 43 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,756 - Bruce, chill. 44 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:30,840 - You chill. 45 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,759 Holly's life sucks, okay? 46 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,302 This could be huge for her. - What? 47 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,387 - Holly, focus. This is it! 48 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,721 You gotta shoot your shot. 49 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:37,847 - Go get that farm boy D. 50 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,057 - Oh, my God, stop. 51 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,392 - Your babies would be so cute. 52 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,268 - Yes! - Guys, come on. 53 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,478 It's just glasses. 54 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,979 - We don't agree with you, okay? 55 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,314 We all don't agree with you. 56 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,941 [laughing] Oh, my God. 57 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,067 I think this is, like, the first time 58 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,819 I've noticed his face. 59 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,654 - Hey, Joyce. You wanted to chat? 60 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,489 Wow, okay. What are we doing? 61 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,116 - Uh... [singsongy] Multitasking. 62 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,076 You know, between the birthing center, 63 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,662 planning a wedding, and, oh, yeah, running a hospital, 64 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,789 I gotta fit in my steps wherever I can. 65 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,624 Walk with me. 66 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:08,378 - Oh, uh, do you mean just stand here while you walk or-- 67 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,463 - Give it some movement so I don't get motion sickness. 68 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:11,673 [phone buzzes] 69 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,425 Ah, the electrician is on her way. 70 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,510 Female electrician-- very progressive. 71 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:16,886 - Huh. 72 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,222 - I trust her about 5% less, but that's on me. 73 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,808 - Uh, Joyce, what is a Smonday? 74 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:22,851 - Oh. 75 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,436 [treadmill beeps] 76 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,689 Smonday is the night between Sunday and Monday. 77 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,149 And if I use my time wisely, 78 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,192 then I'm free and clear for Muesday. 79 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,193 - Okay. Makes sense. 80 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,279 - Come here, you. - Whew. 81 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,488 Sweaty. [chuckles] 82 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,407 - Alex, you are like a daughter to me. 83 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,284 Not my daughter, somebody else's. 84 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:43,204 But still, I would be so happy if you would be 85 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,206 part of my wedding to Sanderson. 86 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,625 - Oh...[chuckles] 87 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,127 Joyce, I would be honored. 88 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,337 That's so kind. Thank you. 89 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,297 Yes, yes. [laughs] Yeah. 90 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,674 - Thank God, because there are a lot of details, 91 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:58,136 and I need a type A stickler like you. 92 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,888 - Oh, so like a wedding planner? 93 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,014 - No, that's a job. 94 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,475 This is an honor, like you said. 95 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,395 - Hey, guys, any tips on tricking a little kid 96 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,022 into doing something they don't wanna do? 97 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,231 - Uh, here's a tip. 98 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,900 Don't phrase it like that, you perv. 99 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:12,901 - Oh, uh, there's this kid in 104 100 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,402 who refuses to take his shot. 101 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,653 - You just made your first mistake 102 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,781 by ceding power to a kid. 103 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,574 - He just really doesn't wanna take the shot. 104 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,076 - Yeah, but he really needs the shot. 105 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,078 Now, I know your favorite food is fish sticks, 106 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,245 but you're the adult in the room. 107 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,455 - They're fish strips. 108 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,123 And I--I just don't think that kid 109 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,917 respects the adult-child dynamic. 110 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,960 - Matt, I have seen it all. 111 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,088 I have dealt with biters, pinchers, 112 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,964 screamers, manipulators. 113 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,425 Guess who always winds up on top. 114 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,511 - Biters? - No, Matt, me. 115 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,846 Come on. Let's go stab a child. 116 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,264 - Okay. 117 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,724 - Oh, isn't it wild? 118 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,352 The new St. Denis power couple, Matt and Holly. 119 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,145 Oh, we could call them Molly. 120 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,481 We'd have to change Molly's name, but I'm fine with that. 121 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,149 - No one's calling them Molly. - No? 122 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,235 What about Hatt? But then what do we call hats? 123 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,653 I guess we call them Mollys. 124 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,738 [chuckling] I mean, I'm just excited. 125 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,031 - I don't know, Matt with Holly? 126 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,282 Just seems kind of random. 127 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,410 - Oh, okay. Secret Holly hater. 128 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,578 What is it, her voice, her hair, 129 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,163 the way she pronounces "expecially"? 130 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,832 - No. Holly's fine. 131 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,126 I just don't see Matt going for her. 132 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,419 - Huh, interesting. 133 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,963 Okay, uh, Sharice? 134 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,631 - For Matt? 135 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,384 - Oh, okay. 136 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:23,930 So you'd prefer Matt to go for, like, more of a Serena type? 137 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,598 - What? No. 138 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,517 Not what I'm saying at all. 139 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,061 - So just to recap, when Matt was crushing on you, 140 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,188 you weren't interested, but now that Holly wants him, 141 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,606 it's "hands off my man." 142 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:34,816 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 143 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,526 Very "Vampire Diaries." 144 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,861 - Oh, my God. 145 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,571 Stop trying to get me to watch that show. 146 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:40,989 - [sighs] 147 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,824 - No, I don't care if Matt gets with Holly. 148 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,868 I just don't see them as a match. 149 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,495 If I see a pelican dating a hippo and I go, that's weird, 150 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,872 it's because it's weird. 151 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,749 It doesn't mean I wanna [bleep] the hippo. 152 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,003 That sounded weird. 153 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,838 - Okay, so first thing on the to-do list, 154 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,174 we need to decide, uh, DJ or band. 155 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,884 - Oh, uh, Sanderson said that DJs 156 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,011 weren't around during Viking times. 157 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,763 - Sorry, why is that relevant? 158 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,014 - Oh, that's our theme. 159 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,016 Sanderson wanted a Norse Viking wedding. 160 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,601 - Is he part Viking? 161 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,353 - No. No, he just likes them. 162 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,355 - And--and that theme's like, locked in, then? 163 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,773 - Yes. 164 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,484 Uh, this was one of Sanderson's nonnegotiables, 165 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,569 along with Chaplain Steve officiating 166 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,364 and a no-elderly policy. 167 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,033 Plus, we already got our engagement photos taken. 168 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,409 - Oh, wow. 169 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,660 That--look at that. 170 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:28,745 That's so beautiful. - Mm-hmm. 171 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,372 - Why is he--why is he digging? 172 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,249 - Oh, he's burying an offering to the land spirits. 173 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,168 We didn't have a whole goat, so, you know, 174 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,420 we just used some old hot wing bones. 175 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,256 - Sure. I think that was smart. 176 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,759 At the hospital, Joyce is a headstrong woman. 177 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,719 But sometimes in relationships, we have trouble 178 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,805 asserting ourselves, and we need an advocate, 179 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,057 like how I had Serena tell Tim he had to stop 180 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,642 wearing bowling shirts. 181 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,768 It had to happen. 182 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,312 That was not the man I married. 183 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,648 Um, Joyce, isn't there anything that you want? 184 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,525 - Eh, I had some ideas. 185 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,902 You know, my family's lake house would have been nice 186 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,445 or a spring wedding. 187 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,072 But Sanderson's doing all the heavy lifting, 188 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,573 so who am I to argue? 189 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,825 - You're the bride. 190 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,493 - According to Sanderson, bride captive 191 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:15,709 . 192 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,753 - Okay, Jacob, the doctor is in. 193 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,256 Now, here's what we're gonna do. 194 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,924 We're gonna roll up that sleeve-- 195 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,551 - You're in my bubble space. 196 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,052 - Oh, let's be polite, Jacob. 197 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,388 But yeah, you were in his bubble space. 198 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,597 - I'm in his what? 199 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,933 - We respect Jacob's bodily autonomy. 200 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,477 There's a bubble of space around him 201 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,312 that he's in charge of. 202 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,731 - You have one too. - Okay. 203 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:38,982 Mom, Dad, you wanna hold him down 204 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,859 so we can knock out this shot? 205 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,486 - Oh, we're really not okay with that. 206 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,281 We've decided on a gentle parenting approach. 207 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,158 - Well, you can hold him down gently if you like. 208 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,409 He may buck. 209 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,870 - That's not the way it works anymore. 210 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,954 - Seems like Jacob's in charge, 211 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,706 so you might wanna go through him. 212 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,250 - I'm so excited to be working with you guys. 213 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,502 This wedding is gonna be fire. 214 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,254 Did you get a chance to look over my website? 215 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,589 - Oh, yeah. 216 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,132 We'd like to go with the Amore package. 217 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,383 - Smart. 218 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,177 You save a lot by bundling vows, 219 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,220 personal anecdotes, and roast-style jokes. 220 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,222 - Oh, I'm not, uh, sure that we wanna be, you know, 221 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,724 roasting anybody at the wedding. 222 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,101 Is that right, Joyce? - Hmm? Whatever. 223 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,936 - I mean, I could let you preview the jokes 224 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,730 before the day, but you'd have to upgrade 225 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,982 to my all-access tier, Amore Plus. 226 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,108 - Ooh! 227 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,235 Then we can bank more Amore points. 228 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,737 They roll over, right? [phone buzzing] 229 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,364 - Sorry, roll over into what? 230 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,032 - Well, the wrong I-9s were sent to the entire department. 231 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,325 This is a disaster. 232 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,659 - [laughs] The rat race. 233 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,161 No, thank you. 234 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,080 - [chuckles] Now, brass tacks-wise, 235 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,457 I see that instead of English, 236 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,293 you've opted to deliver your vows in Old Norse. 237 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,337 - Um, yeah, Joyce, is that something that you want? 238 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,755 Do you wanna, uh, be speaking Viking 239 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,839 at your wedding? - Hmm? Hmm? 240 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,841 - [laughs] Viking is the ethnicity. 241 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,095 [singsongy] Problematic! 242 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,055 - [clears throat] You know what? 243 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,014 She's right. 244 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,433 This is a hassle, Sanderson. 245 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,644 No, we are gonna deliver our vows in the language 246 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,688 we already speak, which is English. 247 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:03,191 - But that would cause me hrygo, which means sadness. 248 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,151 - And I'm fine with that. - Okay. 249 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,612 English, then. - Okay, great. Progress. 250 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,447 - I just thought of a great roast joke. 251 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,783 - All right, check this out. [clears throat] 252 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,285 [with English accent] Here we find a very rare species, 253 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,830 the Nurseus Thirsteus. 254 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:21,418 She's in her natural habitat, doing whatever nurses do. 255 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,378 But what is she distracted by? 256 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,713 There. 257 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,549 Ah, the male nurse, weak and pale. 258 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,218 His spectacles make him irresistible 259 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,886 to the female in heat. 260 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,179 - What are you doing, freak? 261 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,723 - Okay, we've spooked her. 262 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,766 An outburst of hostility like this, when threatened, 263 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:37,934 is typical for the-- 264 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,769 [normally] Hey! Dude! 265 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,604 That almost hit my eye! 266 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,898 - And then Joyce will carry the oathing stone. 267 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,942 And we'll circle each other 15 times. 268 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,819 Now, it's very heavy, so I think she should 269 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,070 be wearing a back brace. 270 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,447 - No, we're not doing that. 271 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,323 - But it's too heavy without a back brace. 272 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,117 - No, the oathing stone. It's stupid. 273 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,910 Get rid of it. - Love this. 274 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,579 The push and pull-- 275 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,498 - Marriage is about compromise, and you guys are doing great. 276 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,709 Joyce has her must-haves, like, you know, speaking English. 277 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,420 And, Sanderson, you still have your longbow ceremony. 278 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,005 - Nope. We're not doing that either. 279 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,423 - What? I already hired the archer. 280 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,426 He's 4'2". It's gonna be hilarious. 281 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,927 - Okay, let's move this along. Give me that marker. 282 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,429 - Oh. 283 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,056 - So, uh, in terms of payment... 284 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,432 - No. Nu-uh. - Credit card works best. 285 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,309 I'm banned from Venmo right now. 286 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,311 Apparently, certain emojis count as harassment. 287 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,063 [scoffs] - Okay, no. 288 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,648 A milk bath to wash away my maidenhood? 289 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,900 I have been with five different men, 290 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,943 and I am tired of denying it! 291 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,821 - Every kid is different. 292 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,615 And when you've been doing this as long as I have, 293 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,618 you realize you have a variety of tools at your disposal. 294 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,119 - And this is helpful for me to see, 295 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,996 'cause back home, kids just did what they're told. 296 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,373 - That's actually nice. 297 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,749 - And if you ever lost your hat, 298 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,792 you had to live under a blanket 299 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,001 till your mother knitted you a new one. 300 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,253 - I--I think that's fine. 301 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,589 So, Jacob... [clears throats] 302 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,800 You know, there was this other guy that didn't want 303 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,052 to take his tetanus shot, and his arms and legs 304 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,053 folded in permanently. 305 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,888 They call him Pretzel Man. 306 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,264 - I love pretzels. 307 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,224 - Well, we all love pretzels. 308 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,975 - Well, I'd say I like pretzels. 309 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,185 - It's not about the pretzels, Matt. 310 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,312 - Yeah. - Now, this image 311 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,856 I'm gonna show you is a bit graphic, but-- 312 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,108 - Oh, oh, oh, let's not do that. 313 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,485 We try not to use fear as a motivator. 314 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,404 - Yeah, we don't wanna scare him. 315 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,905 - Just-- - Don't we, though? 316 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,449 Here's a fun option. 317 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,202 We have a cartoon about vaccines. 318 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,997 Now, you see, Mr. Bee, he's giving a kid shots by... 319 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,666 stinging them? 320 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,167 Who made this? 321 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,294 - I'm not allowed to watch screens until after bath. 322 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,796 - Good call, Jake. 323 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,089 If it's not too much trouble, 324 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,299 maybe you can make the point using LEGOs? 325 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 - Well, I really hoped it wouldn't come to this, 326 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,430 but you drive a tough bargain. 327 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,806 - Oh, not the belt. Oh. 328 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:44,436 - A prize-- a delicious Nutrageous bar, 329 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,105 the best candy in the biz. 330 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,732 Take the shot, and it's yours. 331 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,734 - I want Nerd Clusters. 332 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,402 - We don't have those. 333 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,903 - I want Nerd Clusters! 334 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,113 - I could run across the street and get them. 335 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,197 - You're not getting Nerd Clusters! 336 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,118 - Okay, if I'm getting this all right, 337 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,162 we have a simple, elegant ceremony 338 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,080 at the lake house with no jokes-- 339 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,290 to each his own-- 340 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:09,461 and there will also be a cake. 341 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,922 - Great. Okay. 342 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,049 Um, if that's all set, then-- 343 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,176 - No. No cake. 344 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,261 - [sighs] - What? What's wrong with cake? 345 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,764 Cake is the best part about getting married. 346 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,558 - Yeah, cake's pretty standard at a wedding, Joyce. 347 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,770 - I would rather shoot myself in the [bleep] face 348 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,064 than have a cake at my wedding. 349 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,024 - Why are those the options? 350 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,609 - Literally his only thing left up here. 351 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,902 - Please. 352 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,236 If not for me, then for our guests. 353 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,571 They're gonna need a sweet treat 354 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,740 at the end of the night. 355 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,949 - Well, I guess we're at an impasse. 356 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,785 - [sighs] 357 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,286 Well, you know what? 358 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,663 Then we'll go cake-less. 359 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:50,627 Because the only thing I need at my wedding is my Jojo. 360 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,047 You are the sweet treat. 361 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,096 - I think the thing Joyce actually doesn't want 362 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,889 at her wedding is... 363 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,145 - Uh, hey, you saw that 102 was discharged? 364 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,814 - Yup. 365 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,940 - Yeah, and you heard that Matt and Holly kissed? 366 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,316 - What? - Busted. 367 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,443 Oh, you hated that. 368 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,986 I got your ass in 4K. 369 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,113 This was blank. 370 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,156 - You know what? Fine. 371 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,616 Matt's an attractive guy, 372 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,992 and he looks really good in glasses. 373 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,452 - Yeah. - There. Whatever. 374 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,370 I'm not embarrassed. - There you go. 375 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,329 Matt's a cutie patootie, 376 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,497 and you like him. 377 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,666 No, correction--you like him. 378 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,959 - Of course I like him. 379 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,544 He's one of my best friends. 380 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,546 I love Matt. - Whoa. 381 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,339 - Whoa, no, no, no, no. I--I didn't mean it like that. 382 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,799 - Hey, hey, you don't have to say another word. 383 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:41,261 The joke's over. Wow. So you love him? 384 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,637 - It's not like that, okay? 385 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,305 Just leave me alone. 386 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,307 God. Ow! 387 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,269 Keith, what the hell? 388 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,688 Everyone's in my [bleep] today. 389 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398 - Whew, oof. 390 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,191 - Potty language. [chuckles] 391 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,693 Get the soap out. 392 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,528 Oh, I'm bleeding. 393 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,529 - Okay, we bring out a cake that says 394 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,864 "Congrats on the shot." 395 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,198 - [sighs] Matt. - Then he'll have to get it. 396 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,283 He's not gonna eat a cake he doesn't deserve. 397 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,577 - Existential day in the old ER, huh? 398 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,786 - We're dealing with a difficult kid. 399 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,204 - Oh, it's not the kid. It's the parents. 400 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,456 - Oh, yeah? 401 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,958 What do you have, yellers, anti-vaxxers? 402 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,293 We got a doctor in the family? 403 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,628 - Oh, it's worse. They're gentle. 404 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,839 - Oh, no. Gentle parenting? 405 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,007 It's a nice idea. Doesn't work, though. 406 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,216 - Thank you. - Mm-mm. 407 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,926 - What happened to a simple no? 408 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,970 - Yeah, we tried gentle parenting when Ella was six. 409 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,931 And after, like, a week, she had, like, 410 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,017 Freddy Krueger fingernails. - [laughs] 411 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,977 - And she smelled like crap. 412 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,771 And we were all eating ice cream cake for dinner. 413 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,230 Finally, I just snapped. 414 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,357 And I was like, enough! 415 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,941 You are not in charge, okay? 416 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,818 - "Enough." That's a good one. 417 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,945 Now, my go-to was "cut it out!" 418 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,238 - Oh, I love "cut it out." 419 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,865 Cut it out! [laughs] 420 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,951 - So when Michael was ten, he was still wetting the bed. 421 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,371 - Mm. - So I finally lost it, man. 422 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,872 I was like, you better cut it out! 423 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,248 You're too old for this! 424 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,792 - No. Aw. 425 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,919 - I said, the next time you wet the bed, 426 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,379 I'm gonna take your wet sheets. 427 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,006 I'm gonna hang them up so all your friends can see. 428 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,509 They're gonna laugh at you and call you Pee Boy. 429 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,637 So cut it out! [laughing] 430 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,391 - Wait, did--did you actually say that to him? 431 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,810 - Yeah. [laughs] 432 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:16,189 You know, it's tough love, boundaries. 433 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,399 - That must have been so scary. 434 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,900 - Oh, man, don't say it like that. 435 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,568 He stopped wetting the bed. 436 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,778 - Probably stopped peeing altogether. 437 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,821 - [sighs] 438 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:28,243 . 439 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:28,910 - Bruce, don't. 440 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,622 - Hey, hey. I come in peace. 441 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,165 You're eating spaghetti in the middle of the day. 442 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,834 Wanted to see how you're holding up. 443 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,460 - Everything's fine. I'm fine. 444 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,670 - Mm-hmm. - I don't care. 445 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,838 I'm not trying to date the guy. 446 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,881 - Okay, good. Great. 447 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,425 [chuckles] I think that's for the best. 448 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,802 - Right. 449 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,637 Wait. What do you mean? 450 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,849 - Well, it's just, I-- I worry about Matt, you know? 451 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,475 He's fragile, innocent. 452 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,353 He's like a baby deer wobbling on his newly formed legs. 453 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,771 You're... 454 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,024 [chuckling] Well, the way you are, you know. 455 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,150 - The way I am? 456 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,943 - No, it's a compliment. 457 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,196 In dating, there are sharks, and there are minnows. 458 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,032 Matt and Holly, minnows. 459 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,409 You, oof, great white. 460 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,703 Sorry, great Asian American. 461 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,622 I'm just saying that Matt would gleefully swim into your jaws, 462 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,125 and you would chop him up, poop him out. 463 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,918 He'd never be the same Matt again. 464 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,212 - That's kind of insulting... and weird. 465 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,839 - What? No. It's a power. 466 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,008 You're like me, and I'm the person I respect most. 467 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,761 See, sharks like us, yeah, we don't do relationships. 468 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,637 We chomp and poop. 469 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,348 It's in our nature. 470 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,016 - Right. 471 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,642 I'm not a shark. 472 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,145 I've had plenty of normal, healthy relationships 473 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,190 that just, like, ended after a few weeks. 474 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,443 And nobody got hurt. 475 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,529 Well, a couple of them got hurt. 476 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,406 I'm not a shark. 477 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,742 - Hey, bud. It's Dad. 478 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,453 No, the router's still working. 479 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,497 You were right. It was just unplugged. 480 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,583 [clears throat] Listen. 481 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,877 You probably don't remember this, but when you were little, 482 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:05,340 you had a minor bed-wetting problem, and I-- 483 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,930 Oh, you do? 484 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,100 All right, I didn't--I didn't-- 485 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,769 I didn't mean to... 486 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,856 Okay, well, call me when you can. 487 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,652 See you. 488 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:32,575 Jacob, I'm sorry for being harsh earlier. 489 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,829 It's just that I care about you getting better. 490 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,791 And, um, sometimes us, as parents, 491 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:44,254 we may think we know what we're doing, but maybe we don't. 492 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,966 Maybe sometimes we don't. 493 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,135 - Mommy, who's that up in the sky? 494 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,137 It's me, Hospital Man. 495 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,555 - What is this? 496 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,639 - It looks like the evil Professor Tetanus 497 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,807 has you in his clutches. 498 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,059 Quick, eat these power clusters. 499 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,436 Wachoo. 500 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,438 - Nerd Clusters! Yes! 501 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,025 - I'll finish him off with my syringe of justice, I guess. 502 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,027 - Fine. You can give me the shot. 503 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,320 - I summon the leagues of medicine-- 504 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,698 pediatrics, orthopedics. 505 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,074 I think two leagues is fine. 506 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118 All right, I'm gonna give you the shot now. 507 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,245 All right. Ready? 508 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,413 - Hey, Joyce. 509 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,789 Oh, we're back on the thing. 510 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,666 That's good. [phone buzzes] 511 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,378 Um, I just, uh, you know, wanted to check in. 512 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,505 You all right? - I am terrific. 513 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,008 I got everything I wanted, and now we're done planning, 514 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,760 so it totally opens up my Thriday. 515 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,304 - Oh, your calendar thing. That's great. 516 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,806 Okay, yeah, just, you know, wanted to make sure 517 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,475 you're happy with everything. 518 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,602 - Why wouldn't I be? I got everything I wanted. 519 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,604 Now we can finally concentrate on the next part 520 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,773 of our lives together, which will be forever. 521 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,024 [chuckles] 522 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,567 - Yeah, that's the plan. 523 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:52,530 - Just me and him. - Okay, Joyce, um--mm. 524 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,866 - Something is going on with the heat in here, isn't it? 525 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,409 - Uh... - It's, like, itchy. 526 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,619 - I think the air is actually fine. 527 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,162 But maybe you should stop-- 528 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,872 - My clothes are getting, like, tight and prison-like. 529 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,082 Are you getting that too? - No. 530 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,458 - I think I just need to take this off. 531 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,626 - You know, you don't actually look well, Joyce. 532 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,794 - Well, I feel fine. - I think you're-- 533 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,087 - I just can't breathe. It's all good. 534 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,129 - I think you're having a panic attack. 535 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,381 Just step off the treadmill, okay? 536 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,840 - It is not a treadmill! 537 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,342 It is a portable walking path! - You need to lie d-- 538 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,593 Joyce! - Ah! 539 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:18,139 . 540 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,976 - You have a walnut-sized lump, no lacerations. 541 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,812 - BP's coming down. 542 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,230 - How's your sleep been? 543 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,482 - Uh, pretty awful, but that's typical for me. 544 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,317 - And your diet, any changes? 545 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,944 Your bowel movements, are they healthy? 546 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,405 - I mean, they're smelly, but... 547 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,739 - Yeah, that's kind of what they're known for. 548 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,617 - I think I was just dehydrated, that's all. 549 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:41,204 - Joyce, respectfully, I don't think this is about water, 550 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,415 and I think you know what I'm talking about. 551 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,917 - Sanderson finally manned up, 552 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:50,005 and he said I could have whatever I wanted. 553 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,716 But what I want does not include him. 554 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,467 - Oh, boy, that's a tough one. 555 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,635 - But if it's how you feel, 556 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,470 I think you need to talk to Sanderson. 557 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,764 - [sighs] It would destroy him. 558 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,182 He says that all the time: 559 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,268 "If you ever leave me, it will destroy me." 560 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,853 It's part of his "good night." 561 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,396 - I know it'll be rough. 562 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,898 But sometimes saying the hard thing and, you know, 563 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,526 really facing it, that's how we show someone 564 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,402 we care about them. 565 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,237 - You're very wise, Alex. 566 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,406 - Thanks. [chuckles] 567 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,117 - I have always hated your laugh. 568 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,827 - What? 569 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,121 - I have to tone down how funny I am around you 570 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,583 because it's just so grating. 571 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:30,754 That was hard, but I do feel so much better now. 572 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,963 - Hey, bud. 573 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,340 No, router's good. 574 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:38,428 So I cleared my weekend, and I am thinking 575 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,723 maybe I come to Austin for a little visit? 576 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,726 I think we have things to discuss. 577 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,063 Maybe a hug's in order? 578 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,815 Oh. 579 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,484 Yeah, that's good. 580 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,116 - I really respect Joyce for making the hard decision. 581 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,243 No one likes hurting the people that we care about. 582 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,620 But the thing about relationships is, 583 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,246 it's bound to happen. 584 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,415 The kindest thing we can do is be honest. 585 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,875 - No! 586 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,504 Jojo, please don't do this! 587 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,339 - At the end of the day, the thing about-- 588 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,633 - I'm begging you! 589 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,219 I'm on my knees! 590 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,013 Please, my face is on your boot! 591 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,225 - I think we should just maybe do this, like, another time. 592 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,143 - I'll eat your trash! [sobs] 593 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,728 - I'm gonna go. [chuckles awkwardly] 594 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:32,107 - Where's the poison? [sobs] 595 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,274 - Hey. 596 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,401 Wanna ride with us to happy hour? 597 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,443 It's half off drinks, and yes, 598 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,528 that applies to lemonade. 599 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,530 I called. - [chuckles] 600 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:42,158 Uh...nah. 601 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,702 I have a ton of charting to finish. 602 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,120 You guys have fun, though. 603 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,414 - All right. I'll pour one out for you. 604 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,290 - Oh, we have to get the buffalo cauliflower. 605 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,292 It's "expecially" good. 606 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,419 - You are a wild woman. 607 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,087 - [giggles] 608 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,047 - Hey. 609 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,842 Know any engaged couples who need an officiant? 610 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,343 Just lost a client. 611 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,971 Keeping their retainer, but still. 612 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,806 - Bummer, but no. 613 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,641 - You gonna this happy hour thing at O'Malley's? 614 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,476 [sighs] I could use a drink. 615 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,314 - Actually, wanna just go to your place? 616 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,193 - Yeah. 617 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,987 Uh, cool. 618 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,114 - Cool. - Yeah, we could do that. 619 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,787 [bell clangs]