1 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:34,686 [♪] 2 00:00:55,968 --> 00:01:00,843 [♪] 3 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,853 [SYSTEM BEEPING] 4 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:14,335 COMPUTER: Warning, Object approaching. Warning. 5 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,814 [GASPS] 6 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:17,860 COMPUTER: Power crystal identified. 7 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:21,124 MOLLI: [INDISTINCT SPEECH] Oh, my gods! 8 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:21,994 Oh my God! 9 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,215 [CHUCKLES] 10 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,087 COMPUTER: Activating tractor beam. 11 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,132 MOLLI: Yes. I got you, baby. 12 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,916 COMPUTER: Warning, incoming projectile. 13 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,614 Evasive action required. 14 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:33,702 Come to mama. 15 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:36,226 [SPACESHIP HORN HONKING] 16 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,314 MOLLY: Oh, my gods! 17 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,144 - [GASPS] - [EXPLOSION] 18 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,495 - Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods! - COMPUTER: Warning. 19 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:45,409 - Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods! - Warning, warning, warning. 20 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:46,976 Oh, my gods! Stop! No, no, no, no, no, no! 21 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,325 [SPACESHIP THUDS] 22 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,547 [GRUNTS, PANTS] 23 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:59,423 [♪] 24 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:02,122 All right. So, what insurance company do you use? 25 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,080 Uh, I don't have insurance. 26 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,038 [SCOFFS] Of course, you don't. 27 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,214 That's cool. 28 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,432 Well, I'm not paying for your ship, so... 29 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,086 - Well, I didn't ask you to. - Okay. 30 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,002 Wait. Why not? 31 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,483 Because it was a custom build. 32 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,267 And it was priceless. 33 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,703 Custom build? 34 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,357 Seriously, dude? I saw your ship. 35 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,576 I mean, it was a piece of crap. 36 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:22,968 Like, held together with bubblegum. 37 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:25,710 Whoever built that seriously swindled you big time. 38 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,712 - Like, you got fully-- - I built it. 39 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,151 - What? - Yeah. 40 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,937 - Who builds their own ship? - I do. 41 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,549 You know, it's not just irresponsible, 42 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,116 it's actually illegal to drive around 43 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,683 without insurance. So, newsflash. 44 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,380 Oh, okay. Okay. 45 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,077 Is it more or less illegal than, I don't know, 46 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,122 crystal harvesting? 47 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:50,344 [SCOFFS] What? 48 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,172 I mean, that is what you're out here doing, right? 49 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,564 Looking for magic power crystals. 50 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:54,826 No. 51 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:55,827 - No? - Mm-mm. 52 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,439 Hmm. You're just out for a drive. 53 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,615 Sightseeing in the asteroid belt. 54 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,051 Yeah, totally. I actually like asteroids. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:02,573 - Really? - Yeah. 56 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,009 Oh, okay. 57 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,315 What do you like about asteroids? 58 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,408 - They're rocky. - Mm. 59 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:12,801 - That's the best part, right? - Mm-hmm. 60 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,324 They're rocky. 61 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,196 Okay. So, can I just drop you at a transit station, 62 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,763 and like, call it a day? 63 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,243 Or you can just take me to Megalopolis. 64 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,462 [SCOFFS] 65 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,506 I mean, that is where you're going, right? 66 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:23,725 Yeah. Sure. 67 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:24,856 - But-- - Great. 68 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:28,295 - I'm not your chauffeur. - Right. 69 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,905 Well, would you be my chauffeur in exchange 70 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,516 for a magic power crystal? 71 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:42,700 [♪] 72 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:43,875 HOST: [OVER MIC] We're down to the final round. 73 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,094 And it's anyone's match. 74 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,879 Megazord 2000 goes in front counterattack. 75 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,707 C-47 blocks it. And oh! 76 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,100 - We've got a KO, folks! - [CROWD CHEERING] 77 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,797 HOST: [OVER MIC] What a night for Mecha Fighting! 78 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,669 Join us next week for another match here. 79 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:55,539 [MAX SIGHS] 80 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,107 MAX: Damn it. We missed it. 81 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,848 You seriously wanted to pay money 82 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,893 to watch people inside robots fight each other? 83 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,155 MAX: No. Not at all. 84 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,202 I wanna get paid to be inside the robot. 85 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,248 Ew! Why? 86 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,641 Uh, because Super Mecha Fighting is an art form. 87 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,252 No. 88 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,297 You can't just call anything an art form. That's a sport. 89 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:16,821 No. That is a culture. It is a lifestyle. 90 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,346 It's-- it's-- it's engineering, and-- and strategy, 91 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:22,000 and-- and man melding with machine. 92 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,741 Oh! That's so funny. 93 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,787 I thought it was just all about violence. 94 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,963 MAX: Well, this has been lovely. We should get going. 95 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,660 "We"? 96 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,401 You're my chauffeur, remember? 97 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,055 That was not the deal. 98 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:36,450 One crystal for one ride to and from the city. 99 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,191 - Where are you from? - Oceanus. 100 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,542 Oh, my gods! I don't wanna go there! 101 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,587 Why? Are you afraid of fish-people? 102 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,197 What? N-- no! 103 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,069 My mom's hairdresser was a fish-person. 104 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,418 I don't wanna go there, because it's far. 105 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,725 Exactly! We should get going before the hyperspace tunnel 106 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,509 gets clogged. 107 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,685 The hyperspace tunnel is always clogged! 108 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,126 MAX: Well, here it is. 109 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,783 Wow! 110 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,003 It's really gorgeous here. 111 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,049 Is it? You can't spell Oceanus without Anus. 112 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:14,662 Really? 113 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:15,837 You don't feel in touch with nature 114 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,621 - when you're out here? - [BUG BUZZING] 115 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,884 I mean, nature's touching me, it's just not consensual. 116 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,973 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 117 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,019 So, can I get that power crystal? 118 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,021 - Yeah. - Thanks. 119 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:28,589 Can I ask? 120 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,026 What do you want with this thing? 121 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,550 - Does it matter? - Yeah. I mean, humor me. 122 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,510 - You're human, right? - Yes. 123 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,773 So, what do you need magic crystals for? 124 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,601 I don't know. They connect me with the gods. 125 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,605 - Right. - Oh, okay. 126 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:45,649 I take it you're one of those people 127 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,259 who doesn't believe in the gods. 128 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,783 See, I don't get that. 129 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,132 Higher consciousness beings exist. 130 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,786 That's not like up for debate. 131 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,397 MAX: Okay. Just because interdimensional aliens exist 132 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,051 doesn't mean that they care about you. 133 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:57,966 They may as well be imaginary. 134 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,881 Everything's imaginary. 135 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,404 Stock markets aren't real. 136 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:04,494 Borders, laws, corporations. 137 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,148 They're all just social constructs. 138 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,369 Civilization is real. 139 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:10,674 That's what separates us from the animals 140 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,459 who can't reason past their feelings. 141 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,897 - Hmm. - MAX: Mm-hmm. 142 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,160 You should come to the city next week. 143 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,205 Wow. Are you-- are you inviting me to hang out? 144 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,688 I'm inviting you to come see how wrong you are 145 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:25,907 about what you just said. 146 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:32,740 What's next week? 147 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:41,226 [CROWD CHEERING] 148 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:46,057 They're celebrating it! That is civilization for you. 149 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,495 Yeah. People are always freaking out over names 150 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:49,583 and symbols. 151 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,323 And it's always an emotional argument. 152 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,368 You know, I read an article the other day 153 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,935 about how the holiday has taken on 154 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,111 a whole another significance. 155 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,418 Okay. I-- I feel like maybe changing the name 156 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,463 from Genocide Day would be nice. 157 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,204 For who? 158 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,293 The fish people who were murdered? 159 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,601 I'm a fish person. 160 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:10,821 Okay. Uh, what? 161 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,781 MAX: Yeah. See. I'm half. 162 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,740 My dad. 163 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:19,177 Most people can't tell 'cause I pass for human. 164 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,353 Oh. I thought-- I thought your mom had to be-- 165 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,355 That's Jewish people. 166 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,619 So-- And the holiday doesn't bother you? 167 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:26,663 Yeah. Of course, it does. 168 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:27,751 But that was like hundreds of years ago. 169 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,231 You have to look forward. 170 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,711 - To what? - To the future. 171 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:32,843 I wanna be somebody. 172 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,672 Hmm. 173 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,066 Didn't take you for an optimist. 174 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,285 MAX: I am optimistic that you'll give me a ride home 175 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,461 even though you don't have to. 176 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,029 [CHUCKLES] 177 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,596 That's cute. That's-- that's cute. 178 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,778 [SYSTEM BEEPING] 179 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,743 Can I just clarify, are we gonna sleep together? 180 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,877 - What? - Well, there's tension. 181 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,489 So, clearly, something is happening. 182 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,794 So, I just wanna clarify. 183 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,404 Like, is it gonna happen? Is it not gonna happen. 184 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:13,971 I mean, either is totally fine by me. 185 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,843 I just really hate not knowing this kinda stuff. 186 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,235 So, I just thought I'd ask, you know? 187 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,629 You think we're compatible? 188 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,066 No. I mean, no. Definitely not. 189 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,155 But that can make for great sex. 190 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,506 You know, like um, I'm not asking you to marry me. 191 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,203 Whoa! Marriage is definitely out of question. 192 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,900 So, don't even-- don't even bother with that. 193 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,860 - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] - Okay. See, that's flirting. 194 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,297 You're flirting. That gives off a vibe. 195 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,342 But whatever. That's fine. You don't think I'm cute. 196 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,170 - It's not a big deal. - Ah. 197 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,651 Nice way to fish for a compliment. 198 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,348 Well, maybe I'm part fish-person. 199 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,351 That's very offensive. 200 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,225 Um, I'm-- I'm really sorry. I'm-- Shit. I'm so sorry. I-- 201 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:53,489 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - Oh. Okay. Okay. 202 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,403 Oh, that's cute. 203 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,709 You're-- you're messing with me. 204 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,841 That's-- You know, that's flirting, right? 205 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,451 Like, that's literally the definition of flirting. 206 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,583 Look. It's not that I don't think 207 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,063 you're cute. I think you're cute. 208 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,108 I just don't think there's a future. 209 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,327 And I don't see the point of having sex 210 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,633 if there's no future. 211 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,809 Okay. Well, the point would be to just have sex. 212 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,985 But I mean, whatever. It's fine. 213 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,727 Let's just be friends. It's not a big deal. 214 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,337 Who says I wanna be friends with you? 215 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,515 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] You wanna be friends with me. 216 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:24,389 [♪] 217 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,523 So, most fighters, they use single-thruster system. 218 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:28,306 Okay. 219 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:29,699 - But me-- - MOLLI: Right. 220 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,353 What I think is gonna separate me from all the others 221 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,528 is that I'm a northpaw. 222 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,877 Okay. So, there's Triangulon, 223 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:34,965 - god of love. - Mm-hmm. All right. 224 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,445 Supposed to represent past, present, future. 225 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,881 - Yeah. - Then there's Gravitron, 226 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,056 god of gravity. 227 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,667 Dethos, god of death. 228 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,625 And they all live in the Spirit Realm together. 229 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,235 And it's only accessible to beings 230 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,410 with higher consciousness. 231 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,586 - What are you doing? - Stop backseat driving! 232 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,587 - Oh, my God! - Stop backseat driving! 233 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,066 You just missed it again! 234 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,634 MOLLI: You're idealizing a spiritually bankrupt society. 235 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:52,983 MAX: Yeah. But you guys get to vote. 236 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,159 MOLLI: The whole thing is a stupid really TV show! 237 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,465 I feel like we should have a secret handshake. 238 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,599 Why? There's no function to that. 239 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,122 - Why? - There's no function. 240 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,297 It would just be fun. 241 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,603 I got it. Ready? 242 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,912 You don't got it. You don't got it! 243 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,348 - Glorp soda? - Yeah. 244 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,567 - It's kinda gross. - But-- 245 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,916 It doesn't even taste like anything. 246 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,222 Diet Glorp soda. 247 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,180 'Cause otherwise, the sugar. I'm like... [GRUNTS] 248 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,660 Come on! You should be proud of your gills. 249 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,227 They're beautiful! 250 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,272 It's like having two vaginas on your collarbone. 251 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,839 It's not beautiful. 252 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,188 So, are your parents still married? 253 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,451 Uh, yes. Just not to each other. 254 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,975 What are your parents like? 255 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:31,718 - Well, my dad's an asshole. - Oh, bummer. Sorry. What kind? 256 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,197 Well, all he talks about is me working 257 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,591 at the rock factory. That's all he cares about. 258 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,201 - Damn. - Yeah. 259 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:40,552 - What about your mom? - She left when I was 7. 260 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,424 So, start from the top. So, it goes like this. 261 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,425 - This. - Like this. 262 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,209 - This. - Like that. 263 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,168 - This one's the weird one. - It's so not weird. 264 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,256 I do not fart. 265 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,868 If you're smelling gasoline, it's the ship. 266 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,699 If your butt is called, "the ship", then, yeah. 267 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,919 [CHUCKLES] 268 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,224 - Just simple. Just simple. - Okay. 269 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,573 This. Maybe you want something like this, 270 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,444 and then like that, and like that, 271 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,663 - Easy. Done. - All right. 272 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,838 - Great. - I like that. 273 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,013 1, 2... 274 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,494 - I'm leaving! - [CRICKET CHIRPING] 275 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,887 What? Wait, what? 276 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:11,975 To go on a quest. 277 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,586 - Uh, back up. - Okay. 278 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,501 Basically, Spirit Realm is under attack. 279 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,546 Someone needs to go save it. 280 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,678 I was selected to join the team. 281 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,507 - Uh, by who? - Moebius! He's a demi-god. 282 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,293 Half god, half like, um, not-god. 283 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,773 He's the leader of the Passionauts. 284 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,689 - We're going on tour. - So, it's like a band? 285 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,125 Well, a battle tour. But, yeah! 286 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,170 I guess it's kinda like a band of, um, I don't know, 287 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,130 like adventures, and heroes, and a mission to defeat evil 288 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,609 in the Spirit Realm. 289 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,654 There was a prophecy, etcetera, etcetera. 290 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:39,655 Anyways, I have to go back. 291 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,613 I leave for the Citadel tonight! 292 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,182 Okay. I mean, it all just seems-- 293 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:49,404 Very exciting! I know! Oh! Max, I'm gonna miss you. 294 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,277 Can you-- can you trust this Moebius guy? 295 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323 I mean, can anyone trust anyone? 296 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,630 - Yes. - MOLLI: Exactly! 297 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,807 We all just have to take leaps of faith on each other. 298 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,810 And sometimes, you meet a total stranger, 299 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,422 and it all just works out. And I mean, he knows magic. 300 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,293 And he's like, 4,000 years old. 301 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,512 So, I don't know. 302 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,905 I got good vibes. 303 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,733 And-- and he worked with Triangulon, god of love. 304 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,821 So, like, how bad can he be? 305 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,260 Okay. 306 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,261 Come on. Please don't make this sad. 307 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,393 This is good news. 308 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,918 I just guess I'm gonna miss you. 309 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,709 There's nothing I could do to make you stay? 310 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,537 Maybe a-- you think a Glorp soda? 311 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,799 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 312 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,585 I mean, like, I don't know. 313 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,763 The cosmic forces of love are calling me, and... 314 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,246 Well, then I guess this is goodbye. 315 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,336 Oh, come on! It's not goodbye. 316 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,338 We'll keep in touch. I promise. 317 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,911 [CHUCKLES] 318 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:09,701 [♪] 319 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,442 I'll send you a hologram. 320 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:45,172 [SPACESHIP WHOOSHES] 321 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,221 - Uh, I'm sorry. - I'm so sorry. I got-- 322 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,309 - No, I was here. - No, I got in here-- 323 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,268 - I saw you walking. - Wait, Max? 324 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,269 You know what? 325 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,052 I don't have time for an autograph. 326 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:56,836 You go ahead and take this one. 327 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,272 No, Max. It's-- it's me. 328 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,274 It's-- it's Molli. 329 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,060 Molli. 330 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,281 Oh, my science. 331 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:12,329 [♪] 332 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,722 Wait. What are you doing here? 333 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,854 Oh. Um. 334 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,943 I'm-- I'm just here for the weekend 335 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,814 for an outreach mission for the Citadel. 336 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,817 - Oh. - Uh, what are you doing here? 337 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,471 - I live here. - Oh, my gods! 338 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,647 Yeah. I know it's kinda dumb, but I bought the penthouse 339 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,649 at the publicly subsidized private luxury high-rise 340 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,957 development on 481st Street. It's nice. I really like it. 341 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,436 Wow. 342 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,830 Before I go into the ring, I drink a whole gallon 343 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,745 - of Glorp soda. - Oh, my gods. 344 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,616 - It's embarrassing. - That's you. 345 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,054 I don't actually drink a gallon of Glorp soda. 346 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,533 They-- they make me say that. 347 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,579 I love it so much, I take a bath in it 348 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,103 every morning. And so can you. 349 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,279 That part is in my contract, I do that. 350 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,849 Tonight, one night only, live at Pubox Arena, 351 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,243 Super Mecha Fighting Team Max and MAR14 352 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,332 take on Erica and C-47! 353 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,509 Brought to you by Glorp soda, a subsidiary of Cheesecorp! 354 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:05,121 Max! That's so cool! You're a freaking celebrity! 355 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,690 [CHUCKLES] 356 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,346 What? 357 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,217 Have you been living under a rock? 358 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,003 Well, yeah, kinda. 359 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,136 The Citadel doesn't allow outside contact, so... 360 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,486 Oh. Well, I didn't know what happened to you. 361 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:26,403 I just figured... Yeah. I wish you would have told me. 362 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:30,451 I know. I know. I'm sorry. I-- I sacrificed a lot. 363 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,323 But overall, the Citadel has been great. 364 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,411 So, it all worked out for you. 365 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,891 Yeah, definitely! 366 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,805 I mean, it's different. 367 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,067 A little different than, you know, 368 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,112 I thought it would be. 369 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,157 But um, in a good way. In a great way. 370 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,552 - In a really good way. - Uh, how so? 371 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,729 Oh. Um, Moebius just really challenged 372 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,254 all my pre-conceived notions of love and relationships. 373 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,342 Uh, what do you mean? 374 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,389 All the Passionauts at the Citadel are together 375 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,999 in one relationship. 376 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,958 Moebius, as you know, is a demi-god, 377 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,743 and he's our intermediate with Triangulon, god of love. 378 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,353 And we communicate with Triangulon 379 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,485 through intercourse with Moebius 380 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,834 and with each other. 381 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,402 Inter-- intercourse. Sorry. 382 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,707 Interesting, that's interesting. 383 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,883 I know. It sounds a little unconventional. 384 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,930 But it's actually really magical. 385 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,062 [CHUCKLES] 386 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,933 - Uh, pun intended. - I know. 387 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,805 I'm a level seven Space Witch now! [LAUGHS] 388 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,938 - MAX: That is amazing! - Yeah. 389 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,853 Oh, anyways... 390 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,160 Is that-- is that a high level? 391 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,075 Uh, I mean, yeah. Like, well, whatever. 392 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,380 Let's just say there is no other human 393 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,078 that's ever achieved that level, so... 394 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,080 - MAX: Huh. - But anyways, enough about me. 395 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,385 I mean, how are you? 396 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,736 Oh. Uh, I'm doing great. Things are great. Yeah. 397 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,869 Killing it. My-- my career is pretty much 398 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,914 everything I ever wanted. Yeah. 399 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,090 [CHUCKLES] 400 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,134 I don't-- I don't mean your career. 401 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,614 I mean, how are you? 402 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,051 Well, my career is very much part of me, so... 403 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,664 Well, yeah. But not the important part. 404 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,927 What-- what's the important part? 405 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,408 I don't know. Have you found love? 406 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,628 Uh... 407 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,501 uh, I mean, yeah. I have millions of fans. 408 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,547 - They all love me. - Okay. Come on. 409 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,374 That's not what I meant. 410 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,376 You know that's not what I meant. 411 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,247 If you must know, I am seeing somebody. 412 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,684 Okay, that's great! Who is she? 413 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,556 She's actually my Mecha partner. 414 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,645 Yeah. MAR-14. 415 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,994 She goes by Maria, so... 416 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,607 Because the one and the four look like an I and an A. 417 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,392 - Maria. - Right. Uh, right. No. 418 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,046 I-- I'm just a little confused. 419 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,438 You're dating a robot? 420 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,746 She's sentient. 421 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,358 - Okay. - She has free will. 422 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,534 So, for all intents and purposes, she's a person. 423 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,232 I-- I designed and built her to think for herself. 424 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,060 So, she's a person. 425 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,499 If you built her, doesn't that make you, 426 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,804 like her dad? 427 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,895 Her dad? Ew, no. Why would you-- 428 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,636 Max, that is not natural. 429 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,986 Really? Natural? We're in a flying car. 430 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,640 - Okay. You know what? - Nothing is natural. 431 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,294 That's a very organically biased thing to say, 432 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,600 - don't you think? - You know what? 433 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,992 - I'm being honest. - Okay. 434 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,994 Well, if I'm being honest, 435 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,170 - I think you're in a cult. - Oh, my God. 436 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,258 - Okay? - Okay. 437 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,346 - Yeah. - Right. Totally. 438 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,782 No, you would call it that. 439 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,653 That's cute. I'm not in a cult. 440 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,090 I can leave whenever I want to. 441 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,135 I just don't want to, 'cause I'm like super happy! 442 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,095 [SCOFFS] You're a full-on nut! I just-- Wow! 443 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,488 Wow. That's my cue to go. 444 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,621 Have a nice life living in Midtown. 445 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,623 I will. Thank you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 446 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,799 The car is moving. We're in mid-air. 447 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:29,151 I'm a level seven Space Witch. I can fly, you idiot! 448 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,631 Ugh! 449 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,676 She can't fly. She can't... 450 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,811 She can fly. [SIGHS] 451 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,076 So, why'd she take a cab? 452 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:52,348 - [♪] - [CAR HORNS HONKING] 453 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:07,276 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON SPEAKER] 454 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,284 Hey. You're that guy everyone hates. 455 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,634 [CLICKS TONGUE] 456 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,376 - Uh, no. Not me. - No, yeah. It's totally you. 457 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,030 No, I know. 458 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,466 Can you sign this autograph, please? 459 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,554 I'm sorry. 460 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,642 You have me mistaken for somebody else. 461 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,514 - It's not me. - Isn't this the guy? 462 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,906 That's the guy that everyone hates. 463 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,212 You know who I'm talking about. Come on. 464 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,519 Sign it for my girlfriend. Come on. Come on. 465 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,911 - Give it to me - Here you go. 466 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,174 Make it out to Jessica. 467 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,697 - Okay. - All right. 468 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,572 Hey, thanks, man. I hate you so much. 469 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,139 Excuse you. 470 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,274 [TRAIN DOOR CLOSES] 471 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,932 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON SPEAKER] 472 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,151 Max? 473 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,199 - Molli? - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 474 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,854 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [CUTLERY CLINKING] 475 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,029 - I feel-- - I feel-- 476 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,726 Ooh. 477 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,509 [BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY] 478 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,294 You-- you go. 479 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,078 I feel like I owe you an apology. 480 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:15,736 Uh, no. I-- I feel like I owe you an apology. 481 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,955 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 482 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,176 Uh, let's hold onto that. Let's strap in. 483 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,699 - Okay. - Okay. 484 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,745 So, how does it work? 485 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,617 So, to two-for-one time travel special with chicken wings, 486 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,271 - It's read-only, of course. - Right. 487 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,533 But the food here is actually pretty good. 488 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,969 - Okay. - Yeah. 489 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,757 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - I'll start. 490 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,715 - [CRICKET CHIRPING] - [SIGHS] 491 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,109 So, when you left... 492 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,329 I felt abandoned. 493 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,636 MOLLI: I'm really sorry. 494 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,203 MAX: No, no, no. I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 495 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,944 I'm just trying to reflect. 496 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,513 I was angry, and I was jealous. 497 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,428 You were going off on this great adventure. 498 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778 And, you know, I was going nowhere fast. 499 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,520 Boy, time you got a job with your old pop 500 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,217 at the Rock n' Roll factory. 501 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,439 Dad, I am never gonna be a Rock n' Roll musician. 502 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,267 Never! 503 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,920 I'm gonna be the greatest, most successful Mecha fighter 504 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,619 that ever lived. You'll see. 505 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,534 That's what they all say. 506 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,362 You'll be back making stock music 507 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,060 for corporate videos like the rest of us. 508 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,888 MAX: So, I took all that anger and I funneled it 509 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,368 into what I loved. 510 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,240 I start building, studying strategy, 511 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,634 training from sunrise to sunset. 512 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:31,420 I get very into optimizing my diet, tracking my workouts. 513 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,987 [SYSTEM BEEPING] 514 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,510 MAX: And I started participating in local matches. 515 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:39,080 - [CROWD CHEERING] - [ROBOTS WHIR] 516 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,740 MAX: At first, I got my ass kicked. 517 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,568 But little by little, I started to pick up tricks 518 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:49,873 - and build up my skills. - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 519 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:58,055 [ROBOTS WHIR] 520 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,198 [CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 521 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,852 MAX: And then I started winning! 522 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,811 And when you win locals, then you go to Regionals. 523 00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,160 Then Metaregionals. 524 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,989 - What? - MAX: Don't worry about it. 525 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,295 The point is, after Metaregionals 526 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,644 is Planetaries. 527 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,211 And the hope is that somebody will see you there, 528 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,995 and sponsor you, and take you to Galactics 529 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,085 which is a straight shot to Versies-- Uh, Universies. 530 00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,783 There is always a higher level. 531 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,089 Right. Exactly. Anyways. 532 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,744 I put 110 percent into my Mecha suit. 533 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,833 Really, everything I have. 534 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,966 And it's an epic battle with twists, and turns, 535 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,359 and punches, and kicks. 536 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,403 And then I hit him with the sword, 537 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:43,274 then he punches me, and then I spin, 538 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,798 and then I get back up, 539 00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:45,973 and then he dives his axe into me 540 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:50,107 but then I slam my sword into him. And he falls. 541 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:51,065 - And I win. - [CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 542 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,675 MOLLI: That's amazing! 543 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,025 MAX: And you'll never guess what happens next. 544 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,157 MOLLI: What? 545 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,816 Nothing. No sponsorships, no phone calls. Nada. 546 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,821 MAX: So, I build a machine-learning algorithm 547 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,127 that analyzes all of my matches. 548 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:15,350 [MACHINES BEEPING, WHIRRING] 549 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,962 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 550 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,055 MAX: And eventually, it becomes sentient. 551 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:30,234 MAR14: Permission to develop distinct personality. 552 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,193 Uh, permission granted. 553 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,675 [MAR17 WHIRS] 554 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,285 All right, Maxy darling, 555 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,678 let's get straight to the point! 556 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,288 I've watched the reels, and you've got more talent 557 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,898 than the average crum in the clip joint. 558 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,813 But if you wanna get the real bulge against the competish, 559 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,033 you need to learn how to market yourself. 560 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,078 I think if we just changed a couple of small things 561 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,645 about you, convinced everyone you're a little 562 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:52,343 more traditional, you could go from pill to pip 563 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,258 quicker than the squirt of a ballyhoo! 564 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,046 Say hello to Maks! 565 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:01,352 Less cold fish, more ducky shincracker. 566 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,094 A true doll dizzy that gets the cookies baking! 567 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:05,444 I'm-- I'm not sure it's me. 568 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,359 [LAUGHS] Don't give me the goose, Maks! 569 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,752 You just have to change who you are, 570 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,320 and then it will become you! 571 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,192 - I don't know. - I don't make the rules. 572 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,151 I'm just here to tell you how the algorithm works. 573 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,413 And if you want people to like you, 574 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,894 this is what you have to do. 575 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,070 MAX: So, she sets out to rebrand me. 576 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,245 And it works. 577 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,683 Next thing you know, sponsorships are lining up. 578 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,773 Hi, I'm Max. I am 100 percent human. 579 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,862 Are you sick of drinking things that are not Glorp? 580 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:33,950 Try Glorp. 581 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,691 She upgrades all our equipment, 582 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,301 even builds us this awesome shrink ray, 583 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,694 so I can enlarge and pilot her. 584 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,789 MAX: And once we're working together, we're unstoppable. 585 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:53,753 [ROBOTS WHIRRING] 586 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,321 [CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 587 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,454 MAX: So, I live the Mecha-star lifestyle for a bit. 588 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,282 I'm rich, bitch! 589 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,240 MAX: And it's great because I finally get 590 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,504 all the validation that I craved for so long. 591 00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,289 Max is like, the ultimate... 592 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:09,508 You're the best there is, Max! 593 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,422 I'm a huge fan of Max. 594 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,424 Oh, man, Max, I love you so much! 595 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,730 MAX: But it all just felt like this drug 596 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,515 with diminishing returns. 597 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,953 I'm having fun! This is cool! I-- You know, this is great! 598 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,129 And I started to wonder, do I even like Mecha Fighting? 599 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,523 Or is it just some alpha male team power fantasy 600 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,263 about domination that compensates 601 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,874 for my fragile masculinity? 602 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,659 [ROBOTS WHIRRING] 603 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,183 MAX: As soon as I started doubting myself, 604 00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:36,447 - we start tanking. - [CROWD CLAMORS] 605 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,799 [ROBOTS WHIR, CLANG] 606 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:46,457 Maxy! We're all wet! What's gumming up the works? 607 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,850 Is it the giggle juice? The Cadillacs? 608 00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,722 The khacki wackys? Talk to me! 609 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,767 It's-- it's everything. 610 00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,682 I can't keep pretending to be someone that I'm not. 611 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:54,770 [MAR-14 GASPS] 612 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,903 It's high time we flipped the script! 613 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,948 You didn't like the playboy lifestyle. 614 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,211 You were forced to conform with society's expectations 615 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,083 of what a man should be. 616 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:07,304 But deep down, you're a relationship guy! 617 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,829 Abandoned by your mother, heartbroken as a teen, 618 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:11,744 you were lost and alone. 619 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,659 But then you realized that the one 620 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,008 you were looking for the whole time 621 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,880 was right in front of you. 622 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,448 Yeah. Uh, wait, what? 623 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,669 You were looking for me! Ah. 624 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,279 Oh. 625 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,194 Monetizing our false authenticity 626 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,849 slapped a Band-Aid on things for a while. 627 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,938 But then I ran into you. 628 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,635 Have you found love? 629 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:34,897 MAX: And it was like being splashed in the face 630 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,595 with cold water. 631 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:37,813 So, I broke up with her. 632 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,728 [GASPS] 633 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:40,816 MOLLI: How did she react? 634 00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,427 It's the perfect chisel. Oh! 635 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,473 We can each write tell-all memoirs 636 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,214 with conflicting versions of events. 637 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:51,000 Force people to take sides! Ah! We'll break cyberspace! 638 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,828 MAX: And people got very angry. 639 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,004 Wow! How could you do this to her? 640 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,658 - [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - You suck, man! 641 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,529 She'll be better off without you. 642 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:02,533 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] 643 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,060 MAX: So, I just wanna thank you. 644 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,585 I had this illusion of who I was. 645 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,282 And it was built off the approval 646 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:13,501 of complete strangers, 647 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,547 but you just cut right through it. 648 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,375 Seeing how in love you actually were 649 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:19,550 made me realize that what I had 650 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,640 was just selfish ego. 651 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,209 What you did, giving yourself over to someone else... 652 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,909 it was inspiring. 653 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:34,653 [LAUGHS] 654 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:39,309 - What? - Oh, man. 655 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,357 Buckle up. I'm going back far. 656 00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,797 Okay. So, beginning of the universe. 657 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:52,714 Big Bang. Atoms combine. Intelligent life forms develop. 658 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,457 Among all the amazing sentient creatures in the universe, 659 00:27:56,587 --> 00:28:01,114 I am born not into the body of a centaur, or an elf, 660 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,724 or a Goblin, 661 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:05,945 but into the body of a shitty, non-magical human. 662 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,905 Then one day, Moebius contacts me 663 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,866 through the dream dimension. And he basically was like... 664 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:17,304 Molli, I am the demi-god Moebius. 665 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:20,394 You are a human, yet I sense magic within you. 666 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,396 MOLLI: And I was basically like... 667 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,833 Oh, my God. What? But that's impossible. 668 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,270 No. The prophecy has foretold 669 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,011 the next evolution of humanity. 670 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:30,621 You must join me. 671 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:34,408 And together, we will quest and defeat the conformistines. 672 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:37,411 Yes! We will defeat the conformistines. 673 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,196 Sorry, who are they? 674 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,503 MOEBIUS: Evil ghost spirit warriors of Dethos, 675 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,592 the god of death. 676 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,204 So, what do you say? Will you join me? 677 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,293 Is it like, a full-time thing or like, a part-time thing? 678 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,687 This is like, a huge opportunity. 679 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,558 MOLLI: No. No, no. I know. I know. 680 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,734 I've always wanted to go to quest. 681 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,344 Like, um, it just, uh-- 682 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,433 I was gonna wait to tell you this, 683 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:02,828 but the truth is you are the chosen one. 684 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,526 Whoa! Whoa. 685 00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:07,354 So, I leave behind everyone 686 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,138 and everything I've ever known. 687 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,314 And I become a Passionaut. 688 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,273 Moebius teaches us to channel our magic 689 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,491 through power crystals. 690 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,450 And the next thing you know... 691 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,714 ...I'm a level seven space witch. 692 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,847 We engage in these epic battles across space and time. 693 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:22,761 [CONFORMISTINES CLAMOR] 694 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:23,892 MOLLI: We're shooting lasers 695 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,852 and conformistines are firing lightning. 696 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,289 And I learned how to divide myself from my feelings, 697 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,507 and allow my consciousness to flow 698 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:31,726 through astral projections. 699 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:37,079 I feel powerful. I feel confident. 700 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,256 I feel like everything I do is dripping with meaning. 701 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:42,128 - Yes! - Great job, Molli. 702 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,261 We did it. They're dead! 703 00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,568 MOEBIUS: You are clearly the chosen one. 704 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:51,920 So, now, I choose you to have drinks with me. 705 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,140 MOLLI: The more I spend time with him, 706 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:58,361 the more I feel like Moebius and I are soulmates. 707 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:00,973 - [SMOOCHES, MOANS] - Oh, yeah. Ride that tentacle. 708 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,192 Beat it up like it owes you money. 709 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,933 - [INDISTINCT SPEECH] - [MOANS, SCREAMS] 710 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,066 That's the spot. 711 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:11,766 - I'm coming. I'm coming. - [SCREAMS, PANTS] 712 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,115 I'm done. 713 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,943 MOLLI: But I can sense that the other students 714 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,119 are jealous of my unique special relationship 715 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,556 with Moebius, and this guy Walterius is like... 716 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,471 Hey, isn't it wonderful that we all have our own 717 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,952 special and unique relationship with Moebius? 718 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,084 MOLLI: And I'm like... 719 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,564 [SCOFFS] What's the supposed to mean? 720 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:30,045 I just meant what I just said. 721 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,742 [CHUCKLES] Okay, yeah. Totally. 722 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,179 Well, maybe you should like, focus less on that 723 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,354 and more on how we're gonna defeat 724 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,138 - the conformistines. - You're right. 725 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:37,096 - MOLLI: Yeah. - I am sorry. 726 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,011 - Thank you. - Thank you. 727 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:42,928 MOLLI: Everything was great for a while. 728 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:46,148 But then slowly, things started changing. 729 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,194 I don't understand. What's wrong? 730 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:50,109 I don't understand. You feel really distant. 731 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,675 I'm fine. 732 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,590 Are you here? Are you present? 733 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:57,377 All right, you got me. I'm just protecting myself 734 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,596 because I know you're going to leave me. 735 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:03,774 What? No! Never! Never! I love you. 736 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,299 I do not perceive time linearly. 737 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,691 I have seen multiple futures 738 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,477 and you almost always leave me. 739 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,958 Sometimes, I doubt your commitment. 740 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,873 I'm-- I'm committed. I'm so committed! 741 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,266 I'm-- I'm like, the most committed. 742 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:21,227 [EXCLAIMS] 743 00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:22,968 [GRUNTS] 744 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:26,014 I'm sorry I doubted you. I'm a monster. 745 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,190 What? No, you're not. 746 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,323 You're not-- you're not a monster. 747 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:34,414 Yes, I am. I'm an ugly monster with ugly tentacles. 748 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,895 No, no! Shh! There, just focus on me. 749 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:37,939 There, there. Just focus. 750 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,986 MOEBIUS: Mm! Yes, yes! 751 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,596 Oh, oh. Okay. 752 00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,250 MOEBIUS: I have finished. 753 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,730 Now, I'm going to go have sex with everyone else. 754 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,168 [SCOFFS] Uh, what? Sorry? 755 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,083 I'm going to have sex with everyone else. 756 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,695 - You knew that. - I-- Wait. What? I'm sorry. 757 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,480 Uh, I thought I was the chosen one. 758 00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,744 There are many chosen ones. Love is not selfish. 759 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,485 Love is unconditional. 760 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:06,489 I love all creatures except the conformistines. 761 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:09,275 - They suck. - Oh. [CHUCKLES] Um... 762 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,538 You never asked if I was having sex 763 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:12,582 with everyone else. 764 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,019 If you asked if I was having sex 765 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,063 with everyone else, 766 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,499 I would have told you 767 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,588 I was having sex with everyone else. 768 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,939 - Stop attacking me. - Okay. Okay. No, you're right. 769 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,029 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right. That's, um... It's on me. 770 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:26,161 Your apology is accepted. 771 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:29,208 MOLLI: So, I double down. I really commit to the idea 772 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:32,689 of love transcending monogamy and all that. 773 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,127 I tell myself that's just what love is. 774 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,434 MOLLI: A rollercoaster of jealousy, and passion, 775 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,350 - and lots of group sex. - Hi! Come! 776 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:43,787 MOLLI: But then one day, I run into you. 777 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,224 Well, if I'm being honest with you, 778 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,790 I think you're in a cult. 779 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:50,272 MOLLI: It was like you planted the seed of doubt within me 780 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,492 that slowly grew. 781 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:55,103 - Hey, Walterius? - Hmm? 782 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:58,759 - Are we in a cult? - [CHUCKLES] Yeah, definitely. 783 00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,021 You know, sometimes, I think it's weird, 784 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,458 but man, I just really wanna get revenge 785 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,200 on the conformistines. They did kill my whole family, 786 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,551 and replaced my hand with a lobster claw, so... 787 00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,553 Plus, we all wear the same thing. 788 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,686 We wear like slightly different things. 789 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:13,861 There's a documentary about us. 790 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,384 - Right. No, I saw that. - Yeah. 791 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,864 I just thought, um, I don't know, 792 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:17,821 it doesn't seem that bad, though. 793 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,910 [WALTER CHUCKLES] Yeah. 794 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,303 The testimonials were pretty creepy. 795 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:22,435 Okay. Okay. 796 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:23,740 WALTER: But we just ignored it. 797 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,351 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - WALTER: And we're happy here. 798 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:26,874 Yeah, totally. We're so happy, right? 799 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,267 [SMACKS LIPS] Sorry, I'm meditating. 800 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,355 MOLLI: No, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 801 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,618 So, if you don't mind. Thank you so much. 802 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,794 MOLLI: And eventually, it dawns on me 803 00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,796 that in my quest for independence 804 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,799 from hierarchical society, I have ironically allowed 805 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,583 my entire identity to be subsumed 806 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:41,628 by someone else's. 807 00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:43,195 [BREATHS DEEPLY] 808 00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,240 Anyways, I kinda just ignored that for a while, 809 00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:47,112 and eventually, we all transfigure 810 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:48,983 our mind energy together in order to vaporize 811 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,421 and defeat the conformistines. 812 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:55,468 - [LIGHTNING ZAPS] - [CONFORMISTINES CLAMOR] 813 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:58,471 [MEMBERS CHEERING] 814 00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:01,996 MOLLI: But then Moebius is like... 815 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,564 MOEBIUS: Everyone, stop partying. 816 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:08,611 This is just a small respite in a 1,000-year crusade. 817 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,179 The dark forces of Dethos shall return, 818 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,181 and sneak up on us. 819 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:16,706 - Oh, gosh. Really? - Sorry, question. 820 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:19,709 Um, if you can see the future, can't you just tell us 821 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,537 when they're gonna sneak up on us? 822 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,236 Mm-mm. That's not how it works. 823 00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,412 Okay. Then how does it work? 824 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,892 I would explain, but your human brain 825 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,417 is too small to comprehend. 826 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:32,722 Right. Right, right, right. 827 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:35,116 If you wish to reach level eight magic, 828 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:37,423 you must begin training immediately, 829 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,947 and stop asking so many questions. 830 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,383 Let's get to it then, I guess. [CHUCKLES] 831 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,472 Okay. You know what? You know what? 832 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:46,258 I'm sick of this. I'm leaving! Who's coming with me? 833 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:52,351 - No one's coming with you. - Okay. Well, I'm leaving! 834 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:58,226 And I'm taking the fish. You suck! Bye! 835 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:02,230 See, I knew you'd leave. I totally called it. 836 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:05,973 Oh. He can see the future. [GASPS] Bow down, man. 837 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,017 What are you waiting for? What... Oh! 838 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,715 MOLLI: So, I threw my power crystals 839 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,848 into the trash dimension, and head home to Megalopolis. 840 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,633 I just feel really confused. 841 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,593 And how does that make you feel? 842 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:21,380 I literally just said it. It makes me feel confused. 843 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:24,861 What I'm confused about is the whole magic thing. 844 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,212 [CHUCKLES] What's up with that? 845 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,301 I don't know. I-- I think I have some sort of like, 846 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:32,347 illness, or mutation, or something. 847 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:34,175 And how does that make you feel? 848 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,265 [GRUNTS] 849 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,441 - Damn. That sounds horrible. - Yeah. 850 00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:44,098 But I really wanted to thank you 851 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,318 for planting that seed. 852 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:50,452 Seeing you reminded me of who I was before Moebius, 853 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,195 and eventually, I realized that was the real me. 854 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,505 So, what are you doing now? 855 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:00,375 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 856 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,029 Trying to find a good therapist. 857 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,859 - How's that? - Harder than dating. 858 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,513 Hmm. 859 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:10,472 Oh. Uh, and I'm gonna go back to school for Terraforming. 860 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,995 What about magic? 861 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,608 Apparently, magically-inclined humans are a result 862 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:18,176 of exposure to toxic fumes as a child. 863 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:21,091 There's a big class-action lawsuit about it. 864 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,137 What about you? 865 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:26,184 Well, I have a few more years in the league. 866 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,968 Uh, and I gotta start thinking about the future 867 00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:31,972 'cause I can't Mecha Fight forever, so... 868 00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:33,843 And not work-wise? 869 00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:35,410 [CLICKS TONGUE] 870 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,586 Well, I want a relationship. 871 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,936 A real one. 872 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,155 But I don't know if cyber-dating 873 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,244 is the right place to find one. 874 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,811 - Mm. - Yeah. 875 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,032 Could you help me set up my profile? 876 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,121 'Cause I don't want a real one. 877 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:53,167 So, that's actually kinda perfect for me. 878 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,170 - Yeah. - Yeah? 879 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:57,650 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 880 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,089 - MOLLI: Ready? - MAX: Yeah. 881 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,874 I tried really hard, I did a bunch of takes. Okay. 882 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,313 Hi! I'm Molli. 883 00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:11,446 Um, I am looking for a male-identifying 884 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:13,927 individual, all species welcome. 885 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:14,884 But I guess I'm not really looking 886 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,190 for anything too magical 887 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,497 at the moment. A little bit about me. 888 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:21,761 I'm a student at Space University. 889 00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:22,762 Go, Nebulas![CHUCKLES] 890 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,633 And one of the reasons I'm so old 891 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,114 and just starting school is I was in a cult! 892 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,507 [CHUCKLES] 893 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,987 Uh, and yes, it was a sex cult. 894 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,381 And no, I am not into that anymore. 895 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:38,081 Um, if that doesn't scare you away, uh, that's kinda weird. 896 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:40,519 So, I guess I actually don't even wanna date you. 897 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:45,219 Anyways, uh, call me. 898 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,916 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 899 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,444 Yeah. I mean, how do you like it? 900 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:59,799 Yeah. Um... I mean, yeah. If-- I'm-- I don't know. 901 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:00,756 Um... 902 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,280 I think you could do it again. 903 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,890 I mean, what's your profile? 904 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,065 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 905 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,676 Hi. My name is Max. 906 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,504 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 907 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,158 Are you serious? 908 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,681 That's it. There's no more? 909 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,204 MAX: Look. It's just enough to get them interested. 910 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,728 If I tell them I'm half fish-person 911 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:19,775 or where I'm from, they're just gonna not click. 912 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:23,388 - Really? That's so messed up. - I mean, it's fine. 913 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,128 It's not a huge part of my identity. 914 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,174 I want people to judge me based on my choices. 915 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,264 Ugh! That's actually my worst nightmare. 916 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,918 MAX: All right. Let's get started. 917 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,311 All right. This is gonna be good. 918 00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:34,529 MAX: Yep. You go first. 919 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:35,400 - [SYSTEM BEEPS] - Hey, there. How you doing? 920 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:36,531 My name's Achilles. 921 00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,925 I'm looking for a girl who's spontaneous, 922 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,622 creative, interesting. 923 00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,755 Someone who speaks a minimum of six languages. 924 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,191 Someone who has won at least three 925 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,411 of those radio call-in contests. 926 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,890 Someone who is exactly 2 meters tall. 927 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:48,848 No more, no less. 928 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,153 And most important of all, 929 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,329 someone who has got a birthmark 930 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,852 on her left arm, uh, 931 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,071 between her elbow and her wrist. 932 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,073 I'm looking for my ex-girlfriend Pamela. Um-- 933 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,118 MOLLI: Mm-mm, no. Okay. 934 00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,728 [INDISTINCT SPEECH] 935 00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:02,601 - [SYSTEM BEEPS] - Hey, I'm Janus. 936 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:05,386 I'm a Scorpio rising, and Aries descending, 937 00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:07,475 A Taurus on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 938 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,564 and a Capricorn on Thursdays, but only at 3:00 p.m. 939 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,000 - MAX: Nah. - Also, I-- 940 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,133 - [SYSTEM BEEPS] - Hey, there. I'm Leonidas. 941 00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:16,136 I shelter rescue animals. I go to therapy regularly. 942 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,704 I have a healthy relationship with my mother. 943 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,967 And oh, I'm also a five-star chef. 944 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,665 - MOLLI: Ugh! - MAX: Whoa! He seemed normal. 945 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,972 Yeah, too normal. 946 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,843 Are you trying to find somebody to fix? 947 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:32,370 - Maybe! Shit. Is that bad? - MAX: Probably. 948 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,675 - My turn. - [SYSTEM BEEPS] 949 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,416 Hello. My name's Phaedra. 950 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,287 I work in Human and Alien Resources 951 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:38,419 - at a tech startup-- - MAX: Nah. 952 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,682 Wait! You literally didn't even give her 953 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:44,904 - one full sentence. - [CLICKS TONGUE] I'm very picky. 954 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,341 - That is accurate. - Yes. So... 955 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,823 Okay, look. Neither of us are qualified to make 956 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:52,564 big life decisions on our own behalf. 957 00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:55,523 So, about you pick my dates and I pick yours? 958 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:56,742 [CLICKS TONGUE] 959 00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,399 Okay. Wait. Yeah. Fine. 960 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,051 - Yeah? - Yeah. 961 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,227 Okay. 962 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:06,012 Don't pick anyone ugly. 963 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,144 Hi. My name's Max. 964 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,450 I'm Phaedra. 965 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,845 - Hi, I'm Molli. - Hi, I'm Leonidas. 966 00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:22,202 [♪] 967 00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:56,584 - Wanna hangout? - Yes. 968 00:40:56,715 --> 00:41:01,154 [SYSTEM WHIRS] 969 00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,156 I mean, it's not that any of those people were even, like, 970 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:05,680 bad or mean. They were all just so... 971 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,074 - Boring? - MOLLI: Yeah![CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 972 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:09,467 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 973 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,905 So, is it my serve or your serve now? 974 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:15,037 I serve on all prime numbers unless you're wearing purple, 975 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,778 in which case if you score on my prime serve, 976 00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,259 then we divide the points by the square root of two. 977 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:22,349 - Right, right. Okay, okay. - Right. And no sliceys. 978 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,785 - MOLLI: Okay. - Thank you. 979 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,920 [SYSTEM WHIRS] 980 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,400 Maybe we should just date each other.[CHUCKLES] 981 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,185 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 982 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,229 Are you-- are you being serious? 983 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,538 No! No. I mean like, that-- that'd be crazy. 984 00:41:37,669 --> 00:41:39,845 [CHUCKLES] 985 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,194 Why? 986 00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:45,198 - Wait. Are-- are you serious? - Yeah. 987 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:47,417 I mean, we're pretty much dating already anyways. 988 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:50,986 - I mean, minus the sex. - Well, yeah. 989 00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:52,684 But that's the part that always makes everything 990 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:53,946 so complicated. 991 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,557 MAX: Yeah. But why does it have to? 992 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:59,647 - I don't know. Let's have sex. - [MOLLI CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 993 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:02,563 - Let's just have sex. - [CHUCKLES] Yeah! 994 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,739 - MAX: Yeah! - Let's just do it! 995 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,480 - Let's just have sex. - MOLLI: Let's just have sex. 996 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,308 - Let's have sex! - [CHUCKLES] 997 00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:11,093 Like, I actually can't tell if you're being serious 998 00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,967 or if you're kidding. I can't-- Um, are you-- I can't tell. 999 00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,537 I'm kidding! I'm joking! 1000 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:20,973 - Right! - MAX: I'm joking. 1001 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,496 - [LAUGHS] Right. - [MAX CHUCKLES] Yeah. 1002 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,672 - Obviously. - I was laughing the whole time. 1003 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,109 - MOLLI: Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] 1004 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,372 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 1005 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,201 So, is it your serve now? 1006 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,770 Uh, no. It's Thursday, so it's yours. 1007 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:36,902 - MOLLI: Right. Okay. - Yeah. 1008 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,599 Okay. 1009 00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:40,296 I just wish there was a way that we could, like, try it out 1010 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,168 without the risk of ruining of what we already have. 1011 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:45,214 - You know what I mean? - [SYSTEM WHIRS] 1012 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,564 What if we got a Pubox? 1013 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:54,006 [MACHINE WHIRS] 1014 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,316 - MOLLI: Whoa. - MAX: Uh, hello. 1015 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,144 Is this-- is this working? 1016 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:04,103 Uh, hello. Is this thing working? 1017 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:06,888 - Hello! - MOLLI: Hi! 1018 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,370 Hi. Uh, so, we were thinking that you guys 1019 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,199 in your parallel universe would give it a go 1020 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:14,592 and then report back to us. 1021 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:16,594 In that way, if it turns out to be a disaster, 1022 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:19,205 then at least we have a backup. 1023 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:21,990 Yeah, we know. I was you 10 seconds ago 1024 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,470 before our universes split, so... 1025 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,690 - MOLLI: Right. - MAX: Well, have fun. 1026 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,606 Don't-- don't do anything that I wouldn't do. 1027 00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:29,781 Well, he's you, so... 1028 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:30,956 Yeah, so, do the things that I would do. 1029 00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,653 - Yeah. Yeah, exactly. - Yeah. 1030 00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:34,437 - Okay. - But have fun doing it. 1031 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:35,525 - Just hang up. - Okay. 1032 00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,352 - MOLLI: Bye! - MAX: All right, bye. 1033 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,702 - Bye! - Goodbye! 1034 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:38,833 [RECEIVERS CLATTER] 1035 00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:44,230 [♪] 1036 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,188 - Ready? - Yeah. 1037 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:47,537 Okay. 1038 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:57,504 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey, how's it going? 1039 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:01,682 Yeah. You know, good. Uh, I mean, define good, right? 1040 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,684 He's terrified of conflict. 1041 00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:05,294 He'll just pretend like things are okay instead of saying 1042 00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:06,556 how he actually feels. 1043 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:09,603 So-- so yeah, you know, uh, not bad at all. 1044 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,866 I just wish he would talk to me, like, communicate better. 1045 00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:13,912 Gotcha. Gotcha. 1046 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,827 One thing I will say, she's kind of extreme 1047 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:16,958 with her opinions. You know what I mean? 1048 00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,525 Like, there's no-- there's no real gray area. 1049 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,918 I don't know. It's horrible. 1050 00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,702 It's actually the worst decision we ever made. 1051 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,182 He so desperately needs to be liked. 1052 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:24,574 Just like, it's pathetic. 1053 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:27,099 And then I'm just not attracted to him anymore. 1054 00:44:27,229 --> 00:44:29,492 Uh, he said it's going well. What did yours say? 1055 00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:31,581 Uh, give me one second. 1056 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,844 He does this thing where he says, 1057 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,497 "That's interesting," instead of like, saying 1058 00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:36,630 how he actually feels. 1059 00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,677 Um, yeah she-- she said it's going good. 1060 00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,592 Interesting. 1061 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,160 Is it interesting? What do you really think? 1062 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,380 - Whoa! - Um, sorry. 1063 00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:48,773 Yeah. 1064 00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:50,122 I don't know if you've ever experienced this, 1065 00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:52,167 but she has a hard time controlling her magic, you know? 1066 00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,213 Like, her astral projections like, have no concern 1067 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:57,651 for other people's feelings or my feelings especially. 1068 00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:01,350 And then I astral project, and then he gets upset. 1069 00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:03,526 And then it's just a cycle over and over again. 1070 00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:04,963 PU MAX: And some days are great. And other days are just so bad. 1071 00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:07,139 PU MOLLI: And it's like "Dude, calm down." 1072 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:09,010 [TOGETHER] Have you tried talking to her about this? 1073 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,360 Why? What did he say about me to your Max? 1074 00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362 What are you hearing? What is she saying? 1075 00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,669 - I should break up with him. - Oh, God. Is she gonna end it? 1076 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,236 I should just end it. 1077 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:18,628 I should break up with her before she breaks up with me. 1078 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:19,891 No, no, no. Don't-- don't break up with her. 1079 00:45:20,021 --> 00:45:22,197 I knew from the beginning this was a bad idea. 1080 00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:23,633 PU MAX: I mean, she's always complaining, you know, 1081 00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:24,286 about me leaving the toilet seat up. 1082 00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,853 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] 1083 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,899 Why don't you just talk to him and tell him how you feel? 1084 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,077 [SCOFFS] Are you kidding? 1085 00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:34,166 What I need to do is withdraw further. 1086 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,690 What I need to do is spend as much time with her as possible. 1087 00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:39,127 I mean, the fact of the matter is that if he actually likes me, 1088 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:42,130 there's probably something wrong with him. 1089 00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:45,568 You're just not compatible. All right? Ugh! I gotta go. 1090 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,092 PU MOLLI: Learn from our mistakes. 1091 00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:48,397 Just don't do it. 1092 00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:56,449 - [BREATHS DEEPLY] - Damn. 1093 00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,668 We dodged a laser beam with that one. 1094 00:45:58,799 --> 00:45:59,844 Yeah. Thank science we didn't actually 1095 00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,062 go through with it. 1096 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,719 - He said that you-- - She said that you-- 1097 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:08,200 We don't-- we don't have to get into it. 1098 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,810 Yeah. 1099 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:10,680 Yeah. We don't have to talk about it. 1100 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,552 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1101 00:46:12,682 --> 00:46:13,683 Well, that settles it. 1102 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:15,903 We're better off as friends. 1103 00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:18,210 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1104 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,559 Yeah. 1105 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:28,568 [♪] 1106 00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,659 BRYAN: He is a demon from the trash-dimension, 1107 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,054 and she's a human woman with eczema. 1108 00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:39,579 I'm Bryan Oceancolgate, and you're watching a show 1109 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,103 where you decide the fate of a galaxy. 1110 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:45,411 - [AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - Thank you so much! Thank you. 1111 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:48,022 MOLLI: Ugh! I hate this show so much, 1112 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:49,763 but I also feel like we have to watch it 1113 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,547 like, in order to stay informed. 1114 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:54,333 Now, our first question is if you were ruler 1115 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,596 of the galaxy, what would you choose 1116 00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:58,554 as your favorite ice cream flavor? 1117 00:46:58,685 --> 00:46:59,729 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 1118 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,820 I would say red flavor. 1119 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:05,300 Red? How interesting. 1120 00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:06,867 - The color of eczema. - [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 1121 00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:09,652 Bryan, I do not have eczema anymore. 1122 00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,698 We have covered this every week. 1123 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,221 [AUDIENCE BOOS] 1124 00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,006 RACHEL: I used to have it when I was a teenager. 1125 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,922 But now, today, do not have eczema. 1126 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,749 Hmm. Well, just 'cause we don't see it 1127 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,447 on your face, love, doesn't mean 1128 00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:22,927 it's not anywhere else, don't it?[CHUCKLES] 1129 00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,754 - [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] - Right, right. 1130 00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,408 What are you suggesting? That's so inappropriate-- 1131 00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:28,106 Okay. If you just shush and stop hogging 1132 00:47:28,236 --> 00:47:28,846 all the air time, I can get on the next question. 1133 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,282 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 1134 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,198 So, um, that's gonna go to you, Turboschmuck. 1135 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,460 Same question. 1136 00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:35,765 - Thank you. - [AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] 1137 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,551 AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: Whoo! We love you, Turboschmuck! 1138 00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:41,162 Uh, first of all, I just wanna say 1139 00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:44,949 we all know that Rachel has a real pimply vagina, right? 1140 00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:46,689 - [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] - No, I do not! 1141 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:50,041 - TURBOSCHMUCK: No? Prove it. - What? No! No! 1142 00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:51,999 I'm willing to show my genitalia to everyone in this room. 1143 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,522 - Are you? - No. 1144 00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:54,610 TURBOSCHMUCK: I didn't think so. 1145 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,438 Bryan, back to your excellent question. 1146 00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:59,006 Back when I was just a young demon, 1147 00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:00,878 sucking the life force out of lost souls 1148 00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:03,097 stuck in the trash dimension, 1149 00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:06,666 we didn't have these fancy ice cream flavors like red. 1150 00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,537 We had to make our own. 1151 00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,670 So, I came up with a little something I like to call 1152 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,498 a "pee-pee snowcone". 1153 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,543 Because if there is one thing that I learned during my time 1154 00:48:14,674 --> 00:48:18,634 in the trash dimension, it's that life is suffering. 1155 00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:20,201 - [AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - And there is no sweet release 1156 00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:23,204 except for death itself. 1157 00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:27,208 All roads lead to the trash dimension. 1158 00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:30,559 So, if I'm chosen as the ruler of the galaxy, 1159 00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:34,781 I promise I will alleviate that suffering by providing 1160 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,176 alternate life to all citizens, especially the fish-people. 1161 00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:41,005 - [AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING] - What does alternate life mean? 1162 00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:44,573 - Alt-life means death. - Oh. So, like genocide. 1163 00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,314 Yeah. I mean, we're about due for another one. 1164 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,709 I mean, there's no way he's gonna make it 1165 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:50,666 past the dance round. 1166 00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:52,190 I mean, can he even hold a tune? 1167 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,583 I'm not some lying politician. I'm telling the truth here. 1168 00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:57,847 I'm gonna try to kill as many of you as I can, 1169 00:48:57,978 --> 00:49:02,113 and you know what? You heard it here first. 1170 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:05,333 I think that we should merge reality 1171 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:07,422 - with the trash dimension! - [AUDIENCE GASPS] 1172 00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:09,337 - Are you with me? - [AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 1173 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:12,514 - RACHEL: What? - Stop. Thank you. Thank you. 1174 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:14,342 I mean, I have low expectations from humanity, 1175 00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,736 but they can't be dumb enough to pick this guy. It's just-- 1176 00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:20,348 I mean, don't be so sure. I don't know. 1177 00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:22,437 I used to think about the future with so much hope. 1178 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:24,700 But now, I just associate it with anxiety. 1179 00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,354 Like, did you hear that the whole universe 1180 00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,703 is gonna be destroyed by a black hole 1181 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,967 - in about 15 years? - Really? 1182 00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,403 Why isn't everybody freaking out about this? 1183 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:32,621 Lots of people are. 1184 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,536 It's just not like, at the top of anyone's mind. 1185 00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:36,190 Wow. 1186 00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:37,583 Yeah. And the worst part is scientists know 1187 00:49:37,713 --> 00:49:39,759 exactly what we have to do to stop it. 1188 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,326 What's that? 1189 00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:43,415 All we have to do is stop eating cheese. 1190 00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:44,590 - What? - I don't know. 1191 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,244 Something about the process of making cheese. 1192 00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:48,376 It makes holes. Everyone thought it was harmless 1193 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:51,945 But like, Swiss cheese is okay because the holes are there. 1194 00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,599 But when you make cheese without the holes, 1195 00:49:53,729 --> 00:49:56,167 the holes have to go somewhere. Bam! Black holes. 1196 00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:58,169 Then we all have to stop eating cheese, right? 1197 00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:00,258 People really like cheese. 1198 00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:02,173 I mean, is it really worth the end of the world? 1199 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,697 - I mean-- - No! Not at all. 1200 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:07,700 But I mean, it would require everyone to stop eating cheese. 1201 00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,354 And that's not gonna happen any time soon. 1202 00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:11,791 So, make sure to tune in next week to watch 1203 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:15,534 our two contestants in the juggling challenge. 1204 00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:16,622 - Here's another one. - Oh. 1205 00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,058 - Here's another one. - [PINS CLATTER] 1206 00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:21,018 Brought to you by CheeseCorp, our wonderful, wholesome, 1207 00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:24,108 beautiful corporation that would never lie to you. 1208 00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:25,631 I mean, the whole universe is going to shit. 1209 00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:28,721 Like, we should really-- we should do something about it, 1210 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,592 you know, instead of just sitting around, complaining. 1211 00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:31,550 - Yeah. - Right? 1212 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,942 Yeah. 1213 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:35,423 [BOTH SHUDDER] 1214 00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:38,992 - Wow. Um... - WOMAN 1: Hello. 1215 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:41,734 Hi. Uh, we're here on behalf of Rachel 1216 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:45,390 - for emperor of the galaxy. - But her eczema! 1217 00:50:46,695 --> 00:50:48,871 I am voting for Turboschmuck. 1218 00:50:49,002 --> 00:50:51,396 [CHANTS] Turbo! Turbo! 1219 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:55,748 Hi! Uh, we are here on behalf of Rachel's campaign 1220 00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,184 for emperor of the galaxy. 1221 00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,927 Oh. [SCOFFS] Rachel's got my vote. [LAUGHS] 1222 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,190 Yeah! She, like, whooped Turboschmuck 1223 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:05,497 in the hot-dog eating contest. 1224 00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:06,715 - You are awesome. - [LAUGHS] 1225 00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,282 Thank you for being great 1226 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:11,068 and not a completely insane person, so... 1227 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:15,289 Please though protect the fish-people, okay? 1228 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:19,815 - Yes! - I cut gills into my skin 1229 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,469 in solidarity. 1230 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,818 Oh, my lord. 1231 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,690 ALIEN LADY: Don't look away. Look at my gills. 1232 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,995 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 1233 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:28,476 - That's... Yeah. - You wanna come inside? 1234 00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:31,218 Oh. Um, we-- 1235 00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:33,655 we have a lot of canvassing to do. 1236 00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:35,657 - Tons of canvassing. - Tomorrow? 1237 00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:38,051 MAX: Tomorrow? All day. Today and tomorrow. 1238 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,314 - MOLLI: Yeah. - What about the next day? 1239 00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:42,229 Thank you so much for your time. 1240 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,752 For your time, thank you so much. 1241 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:46,320 - Really appreciate it. - ALIEN LADY: I love you, guys. 1242 00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:48,453 - And we love you, too. - Love you, too. 1243 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,236 - ALIEN LADY: I love you, guys. - Okay. 1244 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:51,238 ALIEN LADY: Never forget you. 1245 00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,457 - [EXHALES DEEPLY] - Oh, my gods. 1246 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,460 - [DOOR OPENING] - Hi! 1247 00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:56,765 We're here on behalf of Rachel 1248 00:51:56,896 --> 00:51:59,899 - for emperor of the galaxy. - Whoa, Molli? 1249 00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,683 - Walter? - WALTER: Yeah. 1250 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,207 Oh, my God. 1251 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:07,080 - Uh, do-- do you live here? - WALTER: Yeah. 1252 00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,735 - That is Walter. We were... - In a cult together. 1253 00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:10,692 - MOLLI: Yeah! [CHUCKLES] - We were in a cult together. 1254 00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:12,694 Oh. Uh, that Walter. 1255 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,174 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1256 00:52:14,305 --> 00:52:16,959 - Uh, lobster claw Walter. - Guilty as charged. That's me. 1257 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:18,657 Yeah. Nice to meet you, dude. 1258 00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:20,354 Wow! It is really good to see you. 1259 00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,226 It's crazy! You look really good. 1260 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:24,271 - [WALTER CHUCKLES] - Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1261 00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:27,144 So, Rachel uh, is running for emperor of the galaxy. 1262 00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:28,493 - Yeah. - And we would love 1263 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,190 - to talk to you-- - What have you been up to? 1264 00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:32,149 Like, what have you been doing? 1265 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:35,021 We should um, catch up sometime. 1266 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,805 You lost the beard. I mean... [CHUCKLES] 1267 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:39,068 - WALTER: Yeah! - It's really working for you. 1268 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,158 But you still have the claw. That's great. 1269 00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,769 - WALTER: Oh. - Max! 1270 00:52:43,899 --> 00:52:53,082 [♪] 1271 00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:55,520 [SYSTEM BEEPS] 1272 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:57,391 - Shit! - MAX: Yes! 1273 00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:59,219 How's it going with Walter? [GRUNTS] 1274 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:01,090 Good. Yeah. It's good. I'm molding him. 1275 00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,266 I think it's working. 1276 00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:04,311 Molding? Do you really have to mold him? 1277 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:06,226 Definitely. He's very positive...[GRUNTS] 1278 00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,315 ...all the time. So, you know, just trying to get him 1279 00:53:08,446 --> 00:53:09,795 to be like, a little more judgmental, 1280 00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,536 like have opinions about things. You know what I mean? 1281 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,798 - [GRUNTS] - [SYSTEM BEEPS] 1282 00:53:12,928 --> 00:53:14,147 [SCREAMS] 1283 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,237 Yes! You know, he's teaching me stuff, too. 1284 00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:19,457 Like he taught me some strategies on how to repress 1285 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,154 my magic, and they're totally working. 1286 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,677 Do you really need to repress it? 1287 00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:25,593 Definitely! It's very different that it was with Moebius. 1288 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,160 [GRUNTS] And I'm learning that love 1289 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,988 doesn't have to be a rollercoaster. 1290 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:30,468 It can just be like, slow, and boring, 1291 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:31,773 and uneventful! 1292 00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:32,861 'Cause that's what an adult relationship is. 1293 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:35,690 Triangulon works in mysterious ways, you know? 1294 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,779 You know, I've really enjoyed being alone. 1295 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:40,652 Giving me some time to be with me, you know? 1296 00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:42,828 - Time to reflect. - Yeah, exactly! 1297 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,830 Like, there are so many other important things in life. 1298 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,440 You know, like your hobbies and your friends. 1299 00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:48,747 - [SYSTEM BEEPS] - MOLLI: Yes! 1300 00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:51,271 - Shut up! - Fuck, yeah! 1301 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:54,318 You know, it made me realize that ambition is overrated. 1302 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,015 [GRUNTS] There's always a higher level. 1303 00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,451 So, why don't just be happy with the level you're at? 1304 00:53:58,713 --> 00:53:59,932 But do you still enjoy Mecha Fighting? 1305 00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:01,281 MAX: Yeah. I think so. 1306 00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,326 It's just hard to separate the politics 1307 00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:04,371 from the real thing, you know? [GRUNTS] 1308 00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:06,025 Plus, like you said, there are more important things 1309 00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:09,724 like friendships and hobbies! [GRUNTS] 1310 00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:11,944 Exactly! You know, like, I really thought that 1311 00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:14,163 terraforming was gonna be a way to create life on other planets. 1312 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,904 And then I realized that 90 percent of the industry 1313 00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:17,776 is built on extracting wealth and bleeding nature dry. 1314 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:19,386 It's basically geological gentrification. 1315 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:21,040 But it's pretty much impossible not to work 1316 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,042 for a big, evil corporation these days. 1317 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,348 So, I just realized that I have to separate 1318 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:25,523 my work life from my personal life. 1319 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:26,437 So, when the clock strikes 5:00 p.m., 1320 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,047 I'm just outta there! 1321 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:30,005 Yeah, I read an article the other day 1322 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,442 that said that the first time you feel an emotion 1323 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:32,965 is the strongest. 1324 00:54:33,095 --> 00:54:34,445 After that, it's just watered down 1325 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:35,315 and it is never the same. 1326 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,186 - MOLLI: Yeah, exactly! - [GRUNTS] 1327 00:54:37,317 --> 00:54:38,231 Now, we're all just chasing a high 1328 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,885 that we're never gonna get! 1329 00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:41,321 That's why it's important to focus on things 1330 00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:43,280 other than your personal life, and your love life, 1331 00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:44,324 and your career! 1332 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:45,282 - Like hobbies! - And friends! 1333 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,588 - [SYSTEM BEEPS] - Yes! 1334 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,677 [SCREAMS] 1335 00:54:49,808 --> 00:54:50,809 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - Good game. 1336 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:52,506 Yeah, good game. Super fun. 1337 00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:55,161 - Yeah. See you next Saturday? - [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, yes. 1338 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,206 Definitely. Oh, hey. I've been meaning to ask you. 1339 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,774 Um, where do you get all your turtlenecks from? 1340 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,299 Uh, I get them from Bargle.com. 1341 00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:04,126 It's kinda like the Gormble.com of turtlenecks. 1342 00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:06,215 - Okay, cool. - Yeah. Why? 1343 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:09,523 - Oh, I wanna get one for Walter. - What? 1344 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:10,959 Yeah. I don't know. I'm buying him a new wardrobe. 1345 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,570 All of his shirts are gross. 1346 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,616 - [SIGHS] Can't he dress himself? - He can, yeah. 1347 00:55:15,747 --> 00:55:18,402 But I don't know. He's just like a simple guy. 1348 00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:20,273 Like, he doesn't even have a passport. 1349 00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,754 I asked him the other day if he had unlimited currency, 1350 00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:24,712 where he would go, and he said Nebulon-Four. 1351 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,976 Nebulon-Four? Isn't that, like, 15 minutes away? 1352 00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:29,326 Yeah, exactly. 1353 00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,980 So, I'm like working on expanding his horizons. 1354 00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:33,330 I'm worried he's gonna tell me he loves me soon. 1355 00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:36,202 - He keeps hinting at it. - Hold on. 1356 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,073 What if we're at the same thing together 1357 00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:40,075 and we're wearing the same shirt? 1358 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,860 - That's never gonna happen. - Okay. 1359 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:44,515 Um, hi. Hi. I'm sorry. 1360 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,125 Um, I know I'm not supposed to do this. 1361 00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:47,474 But so, I hope this isn't too awkward. 1362 00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,259 But I noticed you playing, and I just wanted 1363 00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:53,306 to introduce myself. I am a huge fan of yours. 1364 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:54,786 - Oh! Thank you so much. - Yeah. 1365 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,309 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1366 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,789 I've seen like, all your Mecha matches. 1367 00:55:57,919 --> 00:55:59,268 - Oh, wow. - And I think you're awesome. 1368 00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:03,011 And, like-- Oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh! I'm so sorry. 1369 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,318 I just interrupted your date. That was not my intention. 1370 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,364 - And I'm so sorry-- - No![SCOFFS] 1371 00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:08,756 MAX: No, no, no. This is not-- this is not a date. 1372 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:09,714 - Yeah, no. - MAX: Yeah. 1373 00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:10,889 - Oh. - This is my friend. 1374 00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:11,846 Good friend Molli. 1375 00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:12,673 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 1376 00:56:12,804 --> 00:56:13,805 - Hey. - MOLLI: Hi. 1377 00:56:13,935 --> 00:56:16,068 - I'm Cassie. - Molli. Nice to meet you. 1378 00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:19,245 Yeah. I don't wanna hold you up. Uh, don't you have to go? 1379 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,290 What? 1380 00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:22,379 Uh, don't you have an appointment? 1381 00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:28,167 [GASPS] Oh! Uh, yeah. Mm. Yes. No. Yeah. 1382 00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:31,518 I have an appointment, uh, with the doctor. 1383 00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:33,215 CASSIE: Oh. 1384 00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:36,523 Because I have a terminal illness that is incurable. 1385 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:39,004 - Oh, my gosh. Oh. - MOLLI: Yes, I know. 1386 00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,788 Clock's ticking. Time is running out. Days are numbered. 1387 00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:44,270 [INHALES HEAVILY] But you two enjoy. 1388 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,664 Have fun, kids! 1389 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:50,755 - That's so sad. - Yeah. 1390 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:52,974 No, she's kidding. She's joking. 1391 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:55,499 - What-- what? She's not dying? - No, no, she's not. 1392 00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,326 - No. - Oh.[LAUGHS] 1393 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,806 She's dying on the inside. [CHUCKLES] 1394 00:56:58,937 --> 00:56:59,981 That's hilarious. It was a funny joke. 1395 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,113 Yeah. 1396 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:03,158 MOLLI: Really, dude? With a fan? 1397 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,160 Yeah. I think she's really cool. 1398 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,206 By cool, do you mean hot? 1399 00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:08,425 MAX: Look. I don't do one-night stands, 1400 00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:10,601 but we've been on a few dates, and you know, 1401 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,124 I know this might be really early to say, 1402 00:57:12,254 --> 00:57:14,692 but I think she might be the one. 1403 00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:17,999 - You're kidding. - MAX: No. 1404 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:20,872 There's like, this energy about her. I don't know. 1405 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,266 Oh, yeah. 1406 00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,182 Is it that she's very young and she hasn't been 1407 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,054 ground down by the insufferable existence 1408 00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:30,229 of everyday life yet? 1409 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,188 [SCOFFS] She's two years younger than us. 1410 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:34,886 MOLLI: [LAUGHS] Two years on what planet? 1411 00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:38,237 - Hilarious. - MOLLI: What does she do? 1412 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,805 Uh, she does cybermedia for this hypershield company. 1413 00:57:40,935 --> 00:57:43,242 Oh. She gave me one. Check it out. 1414 00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:46,637 - [HYPERSHIELD WHIRS] - It's kinda cool. 1415 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,726 - Do you need a hypershield? - MAX: No. 1416 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:51,642 It will probably break down in a week, 1417 00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:53,208 and I'll throw it in the trash dimension. 1418 00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:54,862 But anyways, that's just her day job. 1419 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:56,821 She's really into biohacking. Like tech stuff. Like me. 1420 00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:58,605 Like sometimes, we'll be in the same room, 1421 00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:00,085 and we'll both be looking at our phones, 1422 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:01,739 and we don't feel the need to fill the silence 1423 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,175 all the time. 1424 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:07,745 - It's just-- it's nice. - Wow. 1425 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,573 That-- Yeah, that's cool. It's great. 1426 00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:12,619 It sounds very deep. Very awesome. 1427 00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:15,796 Why do you have to be like that? 1428 00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,145 It's just you're my best friend. 1429 00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,322 And I-- I have high standards for you. That's all. 1430 00:58:20,453 --> 00:58:21,976 I just don't want you to settle. 1431 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,412 MAX: Well, I appreciate that. 1432 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,110 It's just-- 1433 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,809 it would mean a lot to me if you two became friends, you know? 1434 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,854 Okay. 1435 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,551 I will make a sincere effort. 1436 00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:33,074 You promise? 1437 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,946 MOLLI: I promise. 1438 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:36,861 So, like, that's why I replace one of my eyeballs 1439 00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:38,297 with a digiball is so that I can just type 1440 00:58:38,427 --> 00:58:39,777 by looking around, you know? 1441 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:43,432 [INDISTINCT CHATTER IN BACKGROUND] 1442 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:45,783 Like, I just texted like, three friends back, 1443 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,524 and you had no idea what I was doing. [CHUCKLES] 1444 00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:49,003 - No idea. - CASSIE: Crazy! 1445 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,223 - Didn't know. Zero idea. - CASSIE: It's amazing. 1446 00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:55,140 That's amazing. That's-- Uh, what happened to your foot? 1447 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,924 - Oh, this? - [BOOT BEEPS] 1448 00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:58,709 CASSIE: This is so I can keep like, one foot in cyberspace 1449 00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:01,102 at all times. It's just like super dope. 1450 00:59:01,233 --> 00:59:03,496 Um, you know, what I'm dying to ask you, 1451 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:04,889 serious talk. 1452 00:59:05,019 --> 00:59:06,543 What was Max like before he was famous? 1453 00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:12,549 Oh. Um, same old, you know? Like same old Max. 1454 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,551 It's just I don't know, change is an illusion, 1455 00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:16,030 and we're all just like trapped within the confines 1456 00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:17,902 of our own inherited personalities anyways. 1457 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:18,903 So, you know... 1458 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:21,427 So, he was just like, born a genius? 1459 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,863 - MOLLI: Uh-- - Oh, my God. 1460 00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:24,561 He's just, like-- He's so cool. You know what I mean? 1461 00:59:24,691 --> 00:59:26,171 And like, all his friends are so cool. 1462 00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:27,520 And, like, you're so-- I-- honestly, 1463 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,043 I love the way you dress, too. 1464 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:30,784 Like, you're so freaking cool. Did I already tell-- Oh, my God. 1465 00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:32,394 I'm babbling. I'm so sorry. 1466 00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:34,048 I know that I come across as like really annoying. 1467 00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,659 Really like super annoying, but I'm not as annoying 1468 00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:37,312 as I used to be, I promise you that. 1469 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:38,531 I just, like-- I really want you to like me. 1470 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:39,750 You know what I mean? 1471 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,751 Like, you're really important to Max's life. 1472 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:41,621 And so, that means you're important to me. 1473 00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,536 And I just really want you to like me. 1474 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,151 Yeah. Mm-hmm. No, I do. Yeah. Yeah. No. 1475 00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:51,675 I li-- Yeah. Everyone likes you. Yeah. 1476 00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:54,112 - [CASSIE LAUGHS] Okay. - No, you are uh, liked! 1477 00:59:54,242 --> 00:59:58,507 [LAUGHS] Thank you. Yeah. [EXHALES DEEPLY] Thank you. 1478 00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:02,860 You know, speaking of Max, should we go... 1479 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,339 - Oh, go. - MOLLI: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1480 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:05,210 I mean like, if that's what you wanna do. 1481 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:05,950 Like, yeah. Let's go. 1482 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:06,777 - MOLLI: Okay. - Okay. 1483 01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:07,952 - MOLLI: Yeah. - Okay, um-- 1484 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,736 - We can-- Great, yeah. - CASSIE: Yeah, let's go. 1485 01:00:09,867 --> 01:00:12,565 People say I have really good ideas for robots. I don't know. 1486 01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:13,958 - If you ever wanna-- - [WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY] 1487 01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:15,612 Oh, sorry. She told me not to do that. 1488 01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:16,874 - [CHUCKLES] - Uh, yeah. 1489 01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:18,005 I'm a rebel. 1490 01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:18,963 Did you guys know you're wearing, like, 1491 01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:21,008 the exact same shirt right now? 1492 01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:23,141 Did you even realize that? Did you text and coordinate? 1493 01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:25,404 You know, a bunch of my clothes have gone missing lately, 1494 01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,841 and then I just found these two shirts in my closet. 1495 01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:28,973 And Molli was actually like, 1496 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,148 "You've never looked more handsome!" 1497 01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:32,106 - [CHUCKLES] - I know. It's hilarious, right? 1498 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,586 It's hilarious. Shut up. Thank you. 1499 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:35,022 [BOTH CHUCKLES] 1500 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:39,157 Welcome back to So You Think You Can Rule The Galaxy? 1501 01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,463 For months, we've watched all competitors 1502 01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:44,118 debase themselves, and it's all come down to this, 1503 01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:45,598 the final statement. 1504 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,600 All right. Uh, people of the galaxy, 1505 01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:50,908 you've seen me sing, you've seen me dance. 1506 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:53,954 Uh, sorry about the singing. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 1507 01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:58,524 You even watched as a doctor inspected my genitals on live TV 1508 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:02,136 to prove without a doubt that there was no eczema down there, 1509 01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:04,661 and there wasn't. [CHUCKLES] Free and clear. 1510 01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,881 And that still wasn't enough for a lot of you. 1511 01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:10,623 So, here's what I'll say. 1512 01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:14,322 There are actually a lot of really valid reasons 1513 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:15,933 to dislike me. 1514 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:18,849 I don't even like myself some days.[CHUCKLES] 1515 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:21,112 And you know, you should criticize me, 1516 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:24,028 and you should hold me accountable for those things. 1517 01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:27,858 - [YAWNS MOCKINGLY] Boring. - RACHEL: But please take, like, 1518 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:31,557 five minutes to think about why you hate me. 1519 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:35,648 - [AUDIENCE BOOS] - Whoo! Awkward. 1520 01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,782 That was absolutely awful. Turbs, what do you think? 1521 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:42,829 Uh, Rachel's a bitch. Schmucky rules! 1522 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,527 Uh, trash dimension all the way. 1523 01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:48,792 - Vote Turboschmuck. - [AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] 1524 01:01:48,922 --> 01:01:53,274 - [FARTS] - [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 1525 01:01:53,405 --> 01:01:54,754 Yeah. 1526 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,931 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 1527 01:01:58,062 --> 01:01:59,716 Cheesecorp's News Division just called it for Turboschmuck. 1528 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,587 No, that's impossible. 1529 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,589 Oh, my God. My foot-- my foot's going crazy right now. 1530 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,027 The winner and new ruler of the galaxy 1531 01:02:07,158 --> 01:02:11,031 - is Turboschmuck! - [AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] 1532 01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:12,119 ALL: What? 1533 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:16,210 - Come over here. Get on. - Wow! Wow, wow. 1534 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,690 Uh, first of all, 1535 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:20,301 I just wanna say a big "eat shit" to all my fans 1536 01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:22,129 and the whole Turbo team. 1537 01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,131 WALTER: I know things seem pretty bleak right now, 1538 01:02:24,262 --> 01:02:27,700 but I don't think he believes in any of that world war stuff 1539 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:29,528 he was saying. He just said that to win. 1540 01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:32,400 Second, I would like to clarify that I really do believe 1541 01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:34,620 all of that horrible stuff that I said. 1542 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,840 - [CHUCKLES] He's joking. - I'm not joking. 1543 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,885 I'm going to kill you all. 1544 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:42,671 And as soon as I can figure out how, I'm going to merge 1545 01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,543 our reality with the trash dimension. 1546 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:45,849 [AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] 1547 01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:47,676 - Thank you. - That's absolutely marvelous. 1548 01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:48,939 I can't believe this. 1549 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,418 CASSIE: I'm getting so many texts right now. 1550 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,724 BRYAN: Now, listen, T-Schmuck, what does this mean for you 1551 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,291 in the black hole community? 1552 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,684 Yeah. All the stupid pussies out there wanna avoid 1553 01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:58,078 the black hole. But now that it's Turb-o-clock, 1554 01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,384 we're gonna speed it up, 1555 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:01,734 and bring that thing over here. Black hole time. 1556 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:05,520 - We'll make it happen. - [AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] 1557 01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:07,566 - [AUDIENCE GASPS] - CASSIE: Oh, my God! 1558 01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:10,482 - [SCREAMS] - [BODY THUDS] 1559 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,223 [LAUGHS, CHOMPS] 1560 01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:13,615 Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait. I got it. 1561 01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:15,269 There's a post. There's a post that's going around right now, 1562 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,880 and if we all repost it right now, 1563 01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,229 we're gonna be able to make a huge difference 1564 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,447 and stop all these terrible things from happening, okay? 1565 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:20,753 I'm sending it to you right now. 1566 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,755 There we go. We're fighting back already. 1567 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:26,803 Uh, posted. Viva la resistance! [CHUCKLES] You know? 1568 01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:28,587 Wait. Did you post it? 1569 01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,110 Yeah, you just literally told me to. 1570 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,720 You shouldn't have posted that. Wait, we can't post that. 1571 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,026 That post means that we are the problem. 1572 01:03:33,157 --> 01:03:35,246 We are the ones causing all of the bad things to happen. 1573 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,030 - Wait, we can't post that. Wait. - Okay. 1574 01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:37,944 Wait, they're also saying it means 1575 01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:39,032 that we hate the fish-people. 1576 01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:40,773 I don't hate-- I don't. Dude, I don't. 1577 01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:41,774 CASSIE: Oh, my God 1578 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:42,644 I'm not technically a fish-person, 1579 01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,385 but I am fish-adjacent. 1580 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:45,909 Look, you have to post an apology post right now. 1581 01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:47,824 You have to clarify that you love the fish-people. 1582 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:50,217 - Do that right now. - I'm sorry, fish-people. Okay. 1583 01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,915 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1584 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:53,830 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1585 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,832 This wasn't supposed to happen. 1586 01:03:55,962 --> 01:03:57,703 Okay. Well, hey, maybe this is a good thing. 1587 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,052 Okay. 1588 01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:01,185 How could it be a good thing, Walter? 1589 01:04:01,315 --> 01:04:03,622 Because now, people will wake up, right? 1590 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:05,798 And they will come together, right? 1591 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:08,540 And things will change. And we won't all die. 1592 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,324 That'd be ridiculous. You know, maybe this is the best thing 1593 01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,283 that ever happened. It's my happiest day of my life! 1594 01:04:12,413 --> 01:04:14,154 CASSIE: Oh, my God. We have to stop eating cheese right now. 1595 01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:15,634 - Oh, wait. Oh, wait. - CASSIE: This cheese has to go. 1596 01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,288 Don't throw away really good cheese just 1597 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:18,245 - because the world is ending. - We can't have the cheese here. 1598 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:22,249 Why'd you even bring it? - Guys, calm down! Guys! 1599 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,729 Listen to me. We are not throwing away the cheese! 1600 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,165 I'm trying to save the world, Walter! 1601 01:04:25,296 --> 01:04:29,387 - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - [LAUGHS] 1602 01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:34,740 Everyone, stop! 1603 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,612 [BREATHS HEAVILY] 1604 01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:39,658 Okay, okay, Molli? Hey, hey, hey. 1605 01:04:39,788 --> 01:04:41,703 Just remember how we used to do it, right? 1606 01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:45,577 Repress it. [INHALES DEEPLY] Bottle it up. Clinch it! 1607 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,100 Stop, stop. 1608 01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:51,931 Molli? Look at me. Look at me. You're gonna be okay. 1609 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,586 Breathe. 1610 01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:57,067 Focus. 1611 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,809 [SNIFFLES] I... I can't. 1612 01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:03,638 Um... [CLICKS TONGUE] 1613 01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:05,336 Show me that handshake we used to do. 1614 01:05:05,466 --> 01:05:06,424 Do you remember? 1615 01:05:06,554 --> 01:05:10,602 [BREATHS HEAVILY, SNIFFLES] 1616 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:12,604 It goes, right? 1617 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,127 [SNIFFLES] 1618 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:16,913 Oh, that's right. 1619 01:05:22,570 --> 01:05:23,963 Come on. 1620 01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:29,621 Babe, are you okay? 1621 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:32,885 [SOBS, SNIFFLES] Shut up, Walter. 1622 01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:43,461 [♪] 1623 01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:50,598 How are you doing? 1624 01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:56,343 I'm fine. Time feels weird. 1625 01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,346 I kinda feel like I'm in a flashback, 1626 01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:02,828 - but also not. - Yeah. 1627 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,222 They just keep changing the aspect ratio. 1628 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,139 I used to think about the past with regret. 1629 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:12,881 But now, I think about it with nostalgia. 1630 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:16,363 You know how we have these single-biome planets? 1631 01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:21,194 You know, like ice planet, desert planet, uh, city planet. 1632 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,545 I read this article where these archaeologists, 1633 01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:27,331 they found this ancient origin planet 1634 01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:29,811 where humans started before they, like, spanned out 1635 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,422 throughout the galaxy, 1636 01:06:31,552 --> 01:06:34,164 and they had 15 different biomes. 1637 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:35,774 It was paradise. 1638 01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,602 Yeah. I read an article that said the reason 1639 01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:39,691 no one lives on that planet anymore is because humans 1640 01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:40,997 destroyed it. 1641 01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:45,262 - So... - Ah. I'm only half human. 1642 01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:46,393 So, don't look at me. 1643 01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:50,919 - I saw your post. - [SYSTEM BEEPS, WHIRS] 1644 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:54,532 Hello, denizens of cyberspace. It's me, Max. 1645 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:58,318 I'd like to publicly clarify that I am a fish-person. 1646 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,060 That's right. 1647 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:03,062 And I'm also against any and all policies 1648 01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:07,023 that have to do with murdering me and anyone like me. 1649 01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,025 Murder is murder. 1650 01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:13,116 And um... and smash and subscribe. 1651 01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:14,726 Why you gotta politicize things, Max? 1652 01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:19,122 [USERS CLAMOR] 1653 01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:22,212 I mean, I think you did the right thing. 1654 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:25,432 - I'm sure that wasn't easy. - I mean, I did the bare minimum. 1655 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,219 I don't even know if I made a difference. 1656 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,482 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] It's so hard to know 1657 01:07:31,612 --> 01:07:33,832 if anything we do makes any difference. 1658 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:39,055 - Yeah. So, what's new with you? - Nothing. 1659 01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,406 Oh. I think I finally found a good therapist, though. 1660 01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:47,324 - I feel really confused. - That's okay. 1661 01:07:47,454 --> 01:07:50,979 - Lots of people feel that way. - Really? 1662 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,591 Yeah. Have you thought about getting a new 1663 01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:58,944 - power crystal for your magic? - No. I didn't know that I could. 1664 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:02,469 I can write you a prescription. They're not for everyone. 1665 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,731 But it might be worth a try. 1666 01:08:03,862 --> 01:08:06,430 It could help you regulate your magic a little bit. 1667 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,084 Okay. 1668 01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:11,696 You are not alone. Plenty of people suffer 1669 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:14,090 from these magic-related conditions. 1670 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,092 I don't know. I finally feel like I understand 1671 01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:18,006 what's been going on in my brain. 1672 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:20,661 I've never been so excited to not be special. 1673 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:22,359 - MAX: That's great! - Yeah. 1674 01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:25,623 - Oh. And I quit my job. - Really? 1675 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,364 - MOLLI: Yeah. - Wow! 1676 01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:30,193 I'm, like, really excited to take some time off. 1677 01:08:30,323 --> 01:08:31,846 - [MACHINE WHIRS] - How's the new job? 1678 01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:34,414 It's hard. Uh, but it's good. It's good. Yeah. 1679 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:36,764 You know, the hours are long, and the pay is bad, 1680 01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,723 and um, the people are annoying. 1681 01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:42,074 Um, and the commute is terrible. Um, but I don't know. 1682 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,728 It feels good to, um, 1683 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,600 feel like I'm doing something that makes a small difference. 1684 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:50,343 So... We're actually trying to put water back on Oceanus. 1685 01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:52,911 Oh, wow. Really? How's that going? 1686 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,652 - MOLLI: Very slowly. Yeah. - [MACHINE WHIRS] 1687 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,567 I have the workload of about three people. 1688 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,221 But hey, at least there's two of me, right? 1689 01:08:58,351 --> 01:08:59,700 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] So... 1690 01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,269 She's mad at me right now, because I'm making her 1691 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,271 use her powers for paper work. 1692 01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:07,186 I mean, it's nice to have a job where you can use your magic, 1693 01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:08,622 right? 1694 01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:09,971 Turns, out that most people who work for non-profits 1695 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:13,932 are magical, or masochists, or both. 1696 01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:16,717 - What are you up to? - I'm building a robo-cycle. 1697 01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:19,067 Oh. Uh, I thought the league didn't allow this. 1698 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:20,939 Oh, look at you. Knowing stuff about the league. 1699 01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:22,158 Oh, yeah. I don't know. 1700 01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:23,333 Walter watches the minor leagues, 1701 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:25,161 and he kinda got me into it, so... 1702 01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,641 Well, it's not for the league. It's for me. 1703 01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:30,688 I'm trying to reinvigorate my passion for robotics 1704 01:09:30,818 --> 01:09:33,038 or something. 1705 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,779 - MOLLI: That's great! - Yeah. 1706 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,694 Also, I'm really sorry that Walter keeps pitching you 1707 01:09:36,824 --> 01:09:38,261 his stupid ideas for robots. 1708 01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:40,045 Oh, no worries. Everybody has an idea 1709 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,395 for a robot they want me to build. 1710 01:09:42,526 --> 01:09:46,182 How are you and Walter doing? 1711 01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:47,966 Honestly, we're good. 1712 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:50,882 We're like really good. 1713 01:09:51,012 --> 01:09:52,100 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1714 01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:53,798 I think I'm gonna break up with Walter. 1715 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:56,104 Really? Why? 1716 01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,498 He gave me a sword for my birthday. 1717 01:09:58,629 --> 01:09:59,804 - MAX: What? - Yeah. 1718 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,372 It's like why would he think I want or need that? 1719 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:03,460 MAX: What kind? 1720 01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,420 - MOLLI: It's a laser sword. - MAX: Oh. 1721 01:10:07,551 --> 01:10:08,682 I don't know what brand. Do you want it? 1722 01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:11,946 MAX: I-- No, I don't. Not really. 1723 01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,514 It has like, a really weird size. 1724 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:16,603 It was like, made for an elf or something. 1725 01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:18,649 I don't know. Maybe it was a re-gift. 1726 01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:20,433 You don't still have that shrink ray, do you? 1727 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:21,565 - I don't. - [SWORD WHIRS] 1728 01:10:21,695 --> 01:10:23,436 I chucked it into the trash dimension. 1729 01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,090 All roads lead to the trash dimension. 1730 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,526 MAX: Mm-hmm. 1731 01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,311 What's the appropriate amount of time to keep a gift 1732 01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:29,703 before you throw it away? 1733 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:32,228 [SIGHS] I don't know. 1734 01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:34,752 There are just some questions we'll never have any answers to. 1735 01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:37,798 Yeah. The whole thing feels like a sign. 1736 01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:39,974 Like, he doesn't even really know who I am. 1737 01:10:40,105 --> 01:10:41,280 And we're getting to that age where it's like 1738 01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:42,586 if you don't see a future with someone, 1739 01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:43,935 it doesn't make sense to stay in it 1740 01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:45,284 just because it's pleasant. 1741 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,027 I feel like I'm at a similar crossroads with Cassie. 1742 01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:53,161 - Really? - MAX: What do you think of her? 1743 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,511 Now that you know her, be honest. 1744 01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:57,514 Yeah, she's great. 1745 01:10:57,644 --> 01:10:58,645 You know, it doesn't matter what I think 1746 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:00,168 as long as she makes you happy. 1747 01:11:03,433 --> 01:11:04,825 Yeah. 1748 01:11:08,002 --> 01:11:09,308 Do you like Walter? 1749 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,312 I do. He has really grown on me. He's a-- he's a nice guy. 1750 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:18,665 Yeah. He is nice. And yeah, no. 1751 01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:20,450 I shouldn't give up on him. You're right. 1752 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,061 - I've made so much progress. - MAX: Yeah. 1753 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:25,281 I feel like we're finally finding balance in our lives. 1754 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:26,499 Yeah. 1755 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,632 I'm cautiously optimistic about our future. 1756 01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:30,416 MOLLI: Yeah. Me, too. 1757 01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:31,504 Hey, did you hear those rumors 1758 01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:33,550 about how there's gonna be another plague? 1759 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,161 MAX: What? There's not gonna be a plague. 1760 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,816 - Okay? - MOLLI: No, you're right. 1761 01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:41,775 - [SIREN WAILING] - [EXPLOSIONS] 1762 01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:42,820 MAX: Hey, are you okay? 1763 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,082 Did you lose your sense of taste? 1764 01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:47,128 I don't think so. I still hate reality TV. You? 1765 01:11:47,259 --> 01:11:49,174 Yeah. I watched a network TV show, and I was like, 1766 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,828 "This is bad." 1767 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:51,872 Did you hear that they have a lot 1768 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,265 - of secret handshakes? - MOLLI: What? 1769 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:54,310 MAX: Yeah, secret handshakes! 1770 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,137 - No, they can't do that! - MAX: I know. 1771 01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:57,225 No! 1772 01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:58,052 It's almost impossible to enforce. 1773 01:11:58,183 --> 01:11:59,445 The entire world is going to shit! 1774 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,707 - Hey! - It's all terrible! 1775 01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:02,709 - What? What's going-- - Everything is so messed up. 1776 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,364 - Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. - It's awful, and it's bad. 1777 01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:07,192 - And it's-- - What is going on? 1778 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,369 [BREATHS HEAVILY] Walter broke up with me. 1779 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,197 Oh. 1780 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,112 Once he found out the plague was actually happening, 1781 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:17,376 he went on this spiral, and started like babbling 1782 01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:19,422 about you know, how we only live once. 1783 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:20,727 And I don't know. 1784 01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:22,294 He wants to spend his life with someone 1785 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:25,123 who actually likes him. [SNIFFLES] 1786 01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:28,213 He's an idiot, Molli. I'm sorry. I never liked him. 1787 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,607 No, he was right. I didn't even like him. 1788 01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,913 The whole time, I was just repressing my feelings. 1789 01:12:33,044 --> 01:12:35,046 And now, they're all just pouring out of me. 1790 01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:36,439 Uh, well, maybe it's a good thing. 1791 01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,223 [SNIFFLES] I don't know. 1792 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,531 - What's wrong with me? - Hey. 1793 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:44,272 Nothing is wrong with you. You're fine. 1794 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:52,933 - [SMOOCHES] - [GROANS SOFTLY] 1795 01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:54,021 Come on. It doesn't have to mean anything. 1796 01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,154 - I know. I-- - It can just be fun. 1797 01:12:58,591 --> 01:13:01,420 I can't. No. No. I can't. I'm sorry. 1798 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:09,123 [SNIFFLES] 1799 01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:12,300 Um, 1800 01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,652 I don't wanna be your rebound. 1801 01:13:17,218 --> 01:13:18,176 [SNIFFLES] 1802 01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:21,222 Yeah. Um, yeah. Okay. Uh, I'm sorry. 1803 01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,967 Me and Cassie are moving to Oceanus 1804 01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:30,101 to be closer to my dad until the plague is over. 1805 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:36,324 What? Um... you-- you hate your dad. 1806 01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:39,980 Well, things are better, you know? 1807 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,329 He's been going to therapy, and... 1808 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:46,552 So, you're like doubling down on Cassie? Really? 1809 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:48,772 Yeah. 1810 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,297 Okay. Uh... 1811 01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,693 well, I think you're making a huge mistake. 1812 01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:58,956 I mean, she's nice, but come on. 1813 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,175 - Max, you can do better. - Don't do that. 1814 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:03,047 Don't try to bring me down, because you're drowning. 1815 01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:05,092 I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just being honest. 1816 01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,442 I-- You know, I-- 1817 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,313 If your friends won't tell you the truth, who will? 1818 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,401 Okay. Well, if we're being honest, 1819 01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:10,663 then why did you just try to kiss me? 1820 01:14:13,579 --> 01:14:15,668 - I don't know. Okay? - MAX: You don't know? 1821 01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:20,412 I'm stupid and-- and-- and-- insecure. 1822 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:22,414 I don't know. It was stupid. I don't know. 1823 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,462 Okay. You know what? I'm gonna go for it. 1824 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:28,942 Um... 1825 01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:34,165 - I'm in love with you. - No. Don't do that. 1826 01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:35,819 Yeah. And I've loved you for a long time. 1827 01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,516 - MOLLI: Come on. - And-- and-- and 1828 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,606 I think you feel the same way. 1829 01:14:40,737 --> 01:14:43,783 Okay. Uh, what about Cassie? You're-- [CHUCKLES] 1830 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:45,176 10 seconds ago, you guys were moving in together. 1831 01:14:45,306 --> 01:14:47,091 And now, you're in love with me? 1832 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:49,267 - Do you love me or not? - Look, I'm sorry. 1833 01:14:49,397 --> 01:14:52,444 I didn't mean for this to turn into some-- some big thing. 1834 01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:54,228 - I-- I-- - Do you love me or not? 1835 01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:56,230 It's not fair to give some big ultimatum, Max. 1836 01:14:56,361 --> 01:14:58,189 - I think you do love me. - Of course, I love you. 1837 01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:03,324 Of course, I love you. 1838 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:08,939 Okay? But we tried the Pubox, and it didn't work. 1839 01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:12,333 Things-- things are different, you know? We've changed. 1840 01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:13,509 Have we? 1841 01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:16,250 I don't feel different. 1842 01:15:17,817 --> 01:15:19,210 I don't think you're different. 1843 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:21,908 I... 1844 01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:26,347 We shouldn't just like, jump into what could become 1845 01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:27,610 an unhealthy relationship because-- 1846 01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:30,134 We're already in an unhealthy relationship. 1847 01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:31,439 Can't you see that? 1848 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,921 I'm sorry. 1849 01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:37,794 I don't know what I want. 1850 01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:38,925 Um... 1851 01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,799 I don't know who I am, and um... 1852 01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,326 I love you. Uh, I just don't-- 1853 01:15:48,456 --> 01:15:50,241 I don't know if it's the right type of love. 1854 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:53,070 [SNIFFLES] 1855 01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:01,252 Right. 1856 01:16:03,123 --> 01:16:04,516 [CLEARS THROAT] Okay. 1857 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:11,262 - MOLLI: Okay? - Yeah. You're right. 1858 01:16:11,392 --> 01:16:14,657 Uh, we're going in circles. There's no point doing that. 1859 01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,052 Okay. 1860 01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:22,839 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna leave. 1861 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:26,451 - MOLLI: No, don't go. - Yeah. I-- I wanna leave. 1862 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,497 Come on. You know, just stay, and like hang out, and-- 1863 01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,108 - 'Cause-- cause - MAX: No. 1864 01:16:31,238 --> 01:16:32,588 I just-- I don't want you to leave. 1865 01:16:35,634 --> 01:16:36,766 Yeah, I just think I should. 1866 01:16:39,246 --> 01:16:41,118 There's nothing I can say to make you stay? 1867 01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:44,643 Yeah, there is. 1868 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:49,343 [CLICKS TONGUE] I just don't think you're gonna say it. 1869 01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:53,957 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1870 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:56,612 Yeah. 1871 01:16:58,614 --> 01:16:59,789 All right. Well, I love you. 1872 01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:04,750 [CLICKS TONGUE] I love you, too. 1873 01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:17,720 [♪] 1874 01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:23,508 MAX: [ON MESSAGE MACHINE] Hey. You've reached Max's message machine. 1875 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,206 Um, leave me a message or don't. 1876 01:17:26,337 --> 01:17:28,731 - Whatever you want really. - [LINE BEEPS] 1877 01:17:28,861 --> 01:17:32,735 MOLLI: Hey, Max! Uh, it's me uh, Molli. 1878 01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:36,303 Um, yeah, it's been a while. So, um-- 1879 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:40,003 - [LINE BEEPS] - MOLLI: Hey, Max! It's Molli. 1880 01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:41,613 Would love to hang out. 1881 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:43,876 - [LINE BEEPS] - Stop avoiding me. [CHUCKLES] 1882 01:17:44,007 --> 01:17:47,706 - [LINE BEEPS] - MOLLI: Max! What's up? 1883 01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:50,143 - [LINE BEEPS] - Can you just call me back? 1884 01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:53,320 Um, I'm worried. Um-- 1885 01:17:53,451 --> 01:17:54,408 - [LINE BEEPS] - I get it. 1886 01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,976 Uh, I will stop calling, 1887 01:17:57,107 --> 01:17:59,718 and give you some space. 1888 01:17:59,849 --> 01:18:01,067 No pun intended. 1889 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:04,157 - Quantum zone, this is Max. - MOLLI: Hey! Hey! 1890 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,507 Hey! Sorry, quantum zone is both busy and not busy 1891 01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:08,205 at the same time.[CHUCKLES] 1892 01:18:08,335 --> 01:18:10,468 Uh, what? What-- what's the quantum zone? 1893 01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:11,904 Oh, quantum zone. Okay, that's great. 1894 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:14,646 Good question. Uh, you ever heard of Schroödinger's cat? 1895 01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:16,126 What? No. 1896 01:18:16,256 --> 01:18:16,953 MAX: In quantum mechanics, there's this theory 1897 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,302 about Schroödinger's cat. 1898 01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:20,043 They take this cat, and they put it in a box 1899 01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:21,784 with a radioactive vial. 1900 01:18:21,914 --> 01:18:23,611 And since you can't see inside the box, 1901 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:26,353 the cat technically is both alive and dead 1902 01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:29,182 - at the same time. - Okay? 1903 01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:33,143 So, anyways, that cat took that idea and uh, 1904 01:18:33,273 --> 01:18:34,797 turned it into a podcast. 1905 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:36,494 And then they took the podcast, and they adapted it 1906 01:18:36,624 --> 01:18:40,672 into its own dimension. And it's crazy. It's wild. 1907 01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:43,457 Everything's just topsy-turvy, and upside down, and-- 1908 01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:44,807 Anyways, sorry I missed your calls, 1909 01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:47,418 I was on the other line, uh, with you. 1910 01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:50,290 [SLURP, GULP] 1911 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:53,598 - What? - It makes perfect nonsense. 1912 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,339 Just trust me.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1913 01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:58,342 Uh, well, I thought you were on Oceanus. 1914 01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:01,867 - Are you okay? - Yeah! I'm okay. I'm okay. 1915 01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:05,697 And I'm not okay. Uh, I quit the league? 1916 01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:07,046 - What? - I don't know. 1917 01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:09,396 What's the point in making robots anymore? 1918 01:19:09,527 --> 01:19:11,529 Because it makes you happy. 1919 01:19:11,659 --> 01:19:13,574 I think I just need a pivot, and I think there's a value 1920 01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:16,577 in knowing when to give up and move on. 1921 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:18,492 Like uh, me and Cassie broke up. 1922 01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:19,667 Oh. Um... 1923 01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:23,541 I'm so sorry to hear that. 1924 01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:25,586 No. It's fine. Uh, we were on Oceanus. 1925 01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:27,066 And it was very quantum zone-y. 1926 01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:29,765 And we were together, but I was never really there. 1927 01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,158 - You know what I mean? - Wait. Um... 1928 01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,816 I just-- I'm sure-- [SIGHS] Sorry. 1929 01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,557 Are we okay? 1930 01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:43,953 Yes. You and I are fine. But we're also not fine. 1931 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,693 I think we're gonna end up being just like those friends 1932 01:19:45,824 --> 01:19:47,130 who kinda like meet up once a year, 1933 01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:49,480 and have some like, wistful lingering resentment 1934 01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:51,047 about how things could have been, 1935 01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:54,093 - but they weren't. - I-- I don't want that, though. 1936 01:19:54,224 --> 01:19:55,355 No, no, no! Me neither. 1937 01:19:55,486 --> 01:19:56,530 Look, when the plague never ends, 1938 01:19:56,661 --> 01:19:58,532 you and I are gonna retreat outside, 1939 01:19:58,663 --> 01:20:01,797 and we're gonna eat some beverages. Deal? 1940 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:05,626 Max, I'm-- I'm worried about you. 1941 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:07,324 MAX: No, no, no! Don't be. I'll see you soon. 1942 01:20:07,454 --> 01:20:09,021 Okay, I gotta go. You're calling on the other line. 1943 01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:12,546 Okay. All right. Bye. Quantum zone, this is Max. 1944 01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:15,506 Hey! Sorry, quantum zone is both busy and not busy 1945 01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:17,725 at the same time. [MAX CHUCKLES] 1946 01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:22,165 [SNIFFLES, CHUCKLES] 1947 01:20:22,295 --> 01:20:23,296 Cool. 1948 01:20:23,427 --> 01:20:27,866 [SOBBING] 1949 01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:37,267 [♪] 1950 01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:53,718 [SPACESHIP APPROACHING] 1951 01:20:56,982 --> 01:20:58,157 - [SYSTEM BEEPING] - COMPUTER: Warning. 1952 01:20:58,288 --> 01:21:00,594 Warning. Black hole approaching. 1953 01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:01,726 - MOLLI: I'm just looking. - Warning. 1954 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,946 COMPUTER: Warning. Black hole approaching. 1955 01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,338 - Calm down. - COMPUTER: Warning, warning. 1956 01:21:05,469 --> 01:21:07,123 Black hole approaching. 1957 01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:08,515 - Warning, warning. - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1958 01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:10,082 COMPUTER: Black hole approaching. 1959 01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:12,128 Shit, shit, shit. - COMPUTER: Warning. Warning. 1960 01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,003 - [ALARM BLARING] - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1961 01:21:18,134 --> 01:21:19,352 COMPUTER: Black hole approaching. 1962 01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:21,311 Molli? 1963 01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:22,790 COMPUTER: Black hole approaching. 1964 01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,009 Molli. 1965 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,445 COMPUTER: Warning. Black hole approaching. 1966 01:21:25,576 --> 01:21:27,491 - Molli! - COMPUTER: Warning. Warning. 1967 01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:28,492 Black hole approaching. 1968 01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:31,190 Molli! 1969 01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:37,370 Excuse me. What do you think you're doing? 1970 01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,764 Um, what's-- what's going on? 1971 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,158 What does it look like it's going on? 1972 01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:46,379 - Oh, my God. Are you... - Triangulon, god of love. 1973 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,033 - Ever heard of me? - Oh, shit. 1974 01:21:48,164 --> 01:21:51,689 - Um, I'm such a big fan. - Oh, my me. Thank you! 1975 01:21:51,819 --> 01:21:54,126 You're so sweet. Okay, listen. 1976 01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:56,041 I am here to help you in your time of need. 1977 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:57,477 So, what troubles you, my child? 1978 01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:00,132 Why are we hanging out next to black holes? 1979 01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:02,700 Oh! Uh... [SCOFFS] 1980 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:05,007 That. Um, yeah. 1981 01:22:05,137 --> 01:22:09,185 - I-- I was just looking at it. - Come on, Molli! Be real. 1982 01:22:09,315 --> 01:22:10,403 What's going on? 1983 01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:15,843 I don't know. Uh... [SCREAMS] 1984 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:17,889 It's like you grow up, 1985 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,544 and you read these stories of great adventure, 1986 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:24,330 about heroes who are born to these epic destinies, right? 1987 01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:26,898 And every step of their journey means something, 1988 01:22:27,029 --> 01:22:28,247 and it all adds up. 1989 01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:30,467 And then-- and then we think that our lives 1990 01:22:30,597 --> 01:22:32,208 are gonna turn out like that, right? 1991 01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:36,168 And in reality, we have no idea if the objects 1992 01:22:36,299 --> 01:22:37,735 that we acquire along the way 1993 01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:42,044 are talismans or just trash, you know? 1994 01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:44,785 Like, like if we are the heroes of our own story 1995 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,658 or just the background character in someone else's. 1996 01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:54,665 Holy shit, dude! That was deep. Wow. 1997 01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:57,320 [CLEARS THROAT] Okay. [BREATHS DEEPLY] 1998 01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:59,365 Everything you just said is true. 1999 01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:03,500 But the good news, love is the answer. 2000 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,590 [LAUGHS] 2001 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,201 Yeah. Crazy, right? 2002 01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,551 I am love. I'm the answer. 2003 01:23:11,682 --> 01:23:14,206 [GIGGLES] 2004 01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:19,211 - Fuck you. - Excuse me? 2005 01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:22,127 That's what you're gonna fucking say to me right now? Fuck you! 2006 01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:23,650 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 2007 01:23:23,781 --> 01:23:26,436 I am a god! You cannot talk to me like that. 2008 01:23:26,566 --> 01:23:28,916 I can talk to you however the fuck I wanna talk to you! 2009 01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:32,572 [SOS] 2010 01:23:32,703 --> 01:23:34,096 Shit! 2011 01:23:34,226 --> 01:23:35,880 I am so bad at this. 2012 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:39,797 Stupid! So stupid, Triangulon! Why can't I do anything right? 2013 01:23:39,927 --> 01:23:43,540 Oh. Uh, no. I-- It's okay. 2014 01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:47,587 No, it's not okay. I suck. 2015 01:23:47,718 --> 01:23:48,806 What? 2016 01:23:48,936 --> 01:23:50,764 TRIANGULON: I'm kind of a fickle bitch. 2017 01:23:50,895 --> 01:23:52,723 I show up late to things all the time. 2018 01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:54,942 I ask my friends to borrow money. 2019 01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:58,511 I cause a lot of wars. 2020 01:23:58,642 --> 01:24:00,078 People do things in my name all the time. 2021 01:24:00,209 --> 01:24:02,124 And I'm like, "Dude, not cool." 2022 01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:07,303 But I also like, provide meaning and stuff. 2023 01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:11,350 Yeah. I mean, totally. That-- that's a lot. 2024 01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:13,265 I don't know. [SCOFFS] 2025 01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,485 The universe hardens our tushies. 2026 01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:17,661 It can turn us into bitter, mean creatures 2027 01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,706 grasping for control and meaning, 2028 01:24:19,837 --> 01:24:23,710 and it's freaking hard to stay open and empathetic 2029 01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,625 in a world that is constantly telling you, 2030 01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,366 "You're a worthless piece of shit." 2031 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:31,240 So, the only way to get through it is to find my ass. 2032 01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,243 How do I find your ass? 2033 01:24:34,373 --> 01:24:36,941 Generally, I like dark, damp places, 2034 01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:40,292 not too much sunlight. I love crystals. 2035 01:24:40,423 --> 01:24:42,773 I chill inside them a lot. They're dope. 2036 01:24:42,903 --> 01:24:44,905 Let's see. I'm inside magic. 2037 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:48,431 And uh, I really like to hang out inside people. 2038 01:24:49,867 --> 01:24:52,957 People who make you feel valued, 2039 01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:58,005 who acknowledge your weaknesses along with your strengths. 2040 01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:03,576 Who see you for who you really are 2041 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,752 and who you can be. 2042 01:25:12,368 --> 01:25:15,414 Max. It's always been Max. 2043 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,504 - Who? - Max! 2044 01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,463 No, dude. I'm talking about you! 2045 01:25:20,593 --> 01:25:23,727 I am inside you. Gosh! 2046 01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:25,642 Plus, Max is stuck in the quantum zone, 2047 01:25:25,772 --> 01:25:27,296 and he's not getting out of there. 2048 01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:29,559 Wait, what? What do you mean? 2049 01:25:29,689 --> 01:25:33,128 Uh, the quantum zone is kinda like the trash dimension, 2050 01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:35,217 or like a music festival parking lot 2051 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:38,133 where it's relatively easy to get in there. 2052 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:39,873 But once you wanna leave, it's like impossible to get out. 2053 01:25:41,179 --> 01:25:42,224 What you should really be worried about 2054 01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:44,095 is that black hole. 2055 01:25:44,226 --> 01:25:46,793 What are you gonna do about that? 2056 01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:49,970 Uh, I thought you were gonna save me from it. 2057 01:25:50,101 --> 01:25:52,582 Oh, emotionally, yes. 2058 01:25:54,105 --> 01:25:55,846 [GULPS] But physically, no. You're on your own there. 2059 01:25:55,976 --> 01:25:58,065 - MOLLI: Oh. Uh-- - [LAUGHS] Hey! 2060 01:25:59,328 --> 01:26:01,678 I'ma poop you out now. Good luck, Molli! 2061 01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:02,766 - And remember-- - MOLLI: What? Wait! 2062 01:26:02,896 --> 01:26:04,811 - I'm the opposite of capitalism. - What? What? 2063 01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:06,509 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 2064 01:26:06,639 --> 01:26:12,167 - [♪] - [ALARM BLARING] 2065 01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:25,789 TRIANGULON: I am inside you. 2066 01:26:28,095 --> 01:26:36,495 [♪] 2067 01:26:50,117 --> 01:26:51,945 I feel like the whole rivalry between cats and dogs 2068 01:26:52,076 --> 01:26:54,296 is just overrated. I never understood it. 2069 01:26:54,426 --> 01:26:56,472 [CHUCKLES] No? Everybody-- Okay. 2070 01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:01,738 Catch you later! 2071 01:27:01,868 --> 01:27:06,873 - [SPACESHIP WHIRS] - [ALARM BLARING] 2072 01:27:11,617 --> 01:27:13,532 [EXPLOSION] 2073 01:27:16,535 --> 01:27:18,363 [GRUNTS] 2074 01:27:18,494 --> 01:27:22,062 It's okay. I have insurance! 2075 01:27:22,193 --> 01:27:24,630 [PANTS] 2076 01:27:24,761 --> 01:27:28,460 I wanna be with you if you're still open to that. 2077 01:27:31,681 --> 01:27:32,943 I don't think it's that easy. 2078 01:27:35,075 --> 01:27:38,775 It isn't, is it? Classic quantum zone, right? 2079 01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:44,259 I wish you were wrong, but I think you were right. 2080 01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:48,698 I don't think we've actually changed. 2081 01:27:52,615 --> 01:27:55,835 I've been there and um, it's a hopeless way to live. 2082 01:27:58,011 --> 01:27:59,404 Yeah, but what if it's true, though? 2083 01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:06,411 Life is so complex and overwhelming. 2084 01:28:09,153 --> 01:28:11,721 And it's so hard to figure out what's 2085 01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:14,071 real and what isn't, 2086 01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:16,378 what matters and what doesn't. 2087 01:28:17,901 --> 01:28:20,730 Whether your feelings betray you 2088 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:23,602 or if they are your only compass. 2089 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,347 But what I do know is that you're the person 2090 01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:30,609 who's always been there to help me 2091 01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,002 figure those things out. 2092 01:28:34,787 --> 01:28:37,268 I know that change is real, because you've changed me. 2093 01:28:40,837 --> 01:28:43,622 Our past experiences make us who we are, 2094 01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:45,145 but they don't define us. 2095 01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:48,192 - Then what does? - MOLLI: A million things. 2096 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:52,718 The things we do and the things we don't, 2097 01:28:52,849 --> 01:28:55,678 by our successes and our failures. 2098 01:28:57,593 --> 01:29:01,161 Things about us that change and things that stay the same. 2099 01:29:03,163 --> 01:29:05,949 By who loves us and by who we love. 2100 01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:10,519 Because love is the thing that keeps us sane 2101 01:29:10,649 --> 01:29:12,390 in a world that's gone crazy. 2102 01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:16,351 And what I realized is... [SOBS SOFTLY] 2103 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:19,789 ...I love me. 2104 01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:23,967 Wait. [CLEARS THROAT] What? 2105 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:27,492 Yeah. I mean, I'm flawed, and imperfect, 2106 01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:29,364 and I make all kinds of mistakes, 2107 01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:33,411 - but I'm actually really cool. - Yeah. 2108 01:29:34,934 --> 01:29:36,806 MOLLI: And you know, I'm interesting to talk to, 2109 01:29:36,936 --> 01:29:40,592 and I'm funny, and it's easy to be all like, 2110 01:29:40,723 --> 01:29:43,421 "You just gotta love yourself," and sound all woo-woo, 2111 01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:46,685 but that actually means in practice is 2112 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,949 I deserve to be with someone great. 2113 01:29:52,561 --> 01:29:53,866 I deserve you. 2114 01:30:03,789 --> 01:30:04,921 Okay. 2115 01:30:08,577 --> 01:30:10,840 - Okay? - Okay. 2116 01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:13,930 I'm gonna kiss you now. 2117 01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:15,366 - MOLLI: Okay. - Okay. 2118 01:30:15,497 --> 01:30:24,549 [♪] 2119 01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:30,381 So, how do we get outta here? 2120 01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:32,252 All roads lead to the trash dimension. 2121 01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:34,603 So? 2122 01:30:35,995 --> 01:30:38,041 So, can I pitch you an idea for a robot? 2123 01:30:39,738 --> 01:30:40,913 Okay. 2124 01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:44,177 - Okay. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 2125 01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:53,317 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] - [MACHINES WHIRS] 2126 01:31:06,504 --> 01:31:10,595 [ROBOT WHIRS] 2127 01:31:12,815 --> 01:31:15,513 [SYSTEM BEEPING] 2128 01:31:15,644 --> 01:31:18,211 According to my calculations, the whole thing is a paradox. 2129 01:31:18,342 --> 01:31:19,604 So, we have to go in a circle to go forward. 2130 01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:20,953 Exactly. 2131 01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:30,746 [ROBOT WHIRS] 2132 01:31:30,876 --> 01:31:39,755 [♪] 2133 01:31:45,369 --> 01:31:46,109 [BLOWS] 2134 01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:47,589 Glorp is non-toxic. 2135 01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:49,242 Don't believe that guy who said that it was. 2136 01:31:49,373 --> 01:31:50,809 And believe me. If we knew where he was, 2137 01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:52,463 we would tell you because we don't. 2138 01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:53,899 And I don't know where he is either. 2139 01:31:54,030 --> 01:31:56,032 People are being really awful to Max right now. 2140 01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:57,903 And it's actually not okay. 2141 01:31:58,034 --> 01:32:00,906 It's actually not okay, and it's making me freak out! 2142 01:32:01,037 --> 01:32:02,560 I'm gonna freak out on some people. 2143 01:32:02,691 --> 01:32:04,431 I will get violent. I will not hesitate. 2144 01:32:04,562 --> 01:32:08,653 I love you more! No, I don't. I do! 2145 01:32:08,784 --> 01:32:11,351 Oh, it's complicated. 2146 01:32:11,482 --> 01:32:13,702 MOLLI: You know, let's say, "Yes." And let's check-in. 2147 01:32:13,832 --> 01:32:15,965 - Let's do a hard "Yes." - MOLLI: Okay. 2148 01:32:16,095 --> 01:32:18,445 And I'll put it in my planner in pen. 2149 01:32:18,576 --> 01:32:19,751 Got my phone number? 2150 01:32:19,882 --> 01:32:20,535 - We have it. - MOLLI: We have it. 2151 01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:22,493 - We have it. - What is it? 2152 01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:25,801 - [MOLLI LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 2153 01:32:33,417 --> 01:32:42,905 [♪] 2154 01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:46,125 Can you describe the perfect date? 2155 01:32:46,256 --> 01:32:50,347 Uh, my perfect date would be a long walk 2156 01:32:50,477 --> 01:32:53,524 on the beach at sunset, a beautiful candlelight dinner, 2157 01:32:53,655 --> 01:32:55,352 where at some point, I slip something 2158 01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:57,963 into my date's drink that makes her unconscious. 2159 01:32:58,094 --> 01:32:59,748 I drag her home to my house. 2160 01:32:59,878 --> 01:33:01,793 I starve her to death in my basement. 2161 01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:03,534 And then I eventually eat her. 2162 01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:07,407 - Genocide. Is it good? - No! 2163 01:33:07,538 --> 01:33:09,540 Can we get a-- fluff the tentacle, please? 2164 01:33:09,671 --> 01:33:10,976 No, no, no. I'm-- You don't need it. 2165 01:33:11,107 --> 01:33:13,849 It's just... It's okay. It's not-- it's not you. 2166 01:33:13,979 --> 01:33:17,853 [SMOOCHES, MOANS] 2167 01:33:19,028 --> 01:33:20,595 [BOTH LAUGHS] 2168 01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:23,119 Some people wanna know what's inside Glorp. 2169 01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:27,297 And to that I say, stop it! Don't ask! 2170 01:33:29,081 --> 01:33:30,387 You don't need to know! 2171 01:33:30,517 --> 01:33:31,562 That's a wrap? 2172 01:33:33,085 --> 01:33:34,347 That's a wrap! [LAUGHS] 2173 01:33:34,478 --> 01:33:38,700 [ALL CHEER] 2174 01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:49,885 [♪]