1 00:00:02,238 --> 00:00:02,906 ♪ 2 00:00:03,106 --> 00:00:05,077 America's 250th birthday is coming up, 3 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:06,479 which means fireworks. 4 00:00:06,514 --> 00:00:07,549 Woo-hoo! 5 00:00:07,582 --> 00:00:08,651 But if you're a dog, 6 00:00:08,651 --> 00:00:09,520 boo-hoo. 7 00:00:09,787 --> 00:00:12,559 We're not expecting you to stop firing off explosives. 8 00:00:12,592 --> 00:00:13,460 This is still America. 9 00:00:13,493 --> 00:00:15,364 But here's how to keep your pet safe, 10 00:00:15,397 --> 00:00:18,504 even while the world around them gets loud. 11 00:00:18,538 --> 00:00:21,376 Dress your dog in a weighted vest and earmuffs. 12 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:23,313 Works a charm. Right, Shred? 13 00:00:23,346 --> 00:00:26,052 I've never felt so calm in my life. 14 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:28,289 Startled dogs often make a run for it. 15 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:31,730 So, microchip your pet or else this will happen. 16 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,035 [whispers] Go. Run. 17 00:00:34,537 --> 00:00:36,272 Go! Come on, you're embarrassing me. 18 00:00:36,272 --> 00:00:38,578 Play soothing music to keep your pooch calm. 19 00:00:38,578 --> 00:00:41,115 Or if you're like me and you have perfect pitch, 20 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:42,485 just sing to them. 21 00:00:42,519 --> 00:00:45,257 [singing] There's nothing to be afraid of. 22 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:49,165 Just because the sky is on fire. 23 00:00:49,199 --> 00:00:52,071 And when in doubt, cuddles go a long way. 24 00:00:52,071 --> 00:00:54,275 And on an unrelated but mandatory note, 25 00:00:54,308 --> 00:00:57,549 Seattle is experiencing a boom in waterborne anal worms. 26 00:00:57,582 --> 00:01:01,188 So make your vaccination appointment soon, and... 27 00:01:01,222 --> 00:01:03,728 [all] Happy birthday, America! 28 00:01:04,095 --> 00:01:07,502 ♪ [vocalizing] 29 00:01:33,754 --> 00:01:35,490 Okay. Listen up, people. 30 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:37,628 The Animal Control Officers Association is 31 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,601 sending a representative today to observe our two 32 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:41,804 ACOOTY nominees. 33 00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:42,471 ACOOTY? 34 00:01:42,639 --> 00:01:44,208 Animal Control Officer of the Year. 35 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:46,045 And why didn't you just say that? 36 00:01:46,078 --> 00:01:47,348 Err... because ACOOTY saves time. 37 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:48,083 And yet, here we are. 38 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:50,287 Anyways, they're sending Wayne Peters. 39 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:52,224 Ooh, they're bringing in the big dog. 40 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,095 He was the first person to ever win the award, 41 00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:56,132 and he endorsed eight of the last nine winners. 42 00:01:56,165 --> 00:01:57,536 He's a bit of a kingmaker. 43 00:01:57,536 --> 00:02:00,775 If you win Wayne's vote, you win officer of the year. 44 00:02:00,808 --> 00:02:01,643 [Frank] Stay alert. 45 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:03,112 He's been known to Undercover Boss it 46 00:02:03,146 --> 00:02:03,881 with disguises. 47 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:06,419 He could be an old man looking for a dog. 48 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:08,056 And one time in Eugene... 49 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,091 he was the dog. 50 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,360 When is he coming? 51 00:02:10,394 --> 00:02:11,730 He's already here. 52 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:12,464 [everyone gasps] 53 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,468 That's right. Always observe an animal 54 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:16,540 before you enter their habitat. 55 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:18,777 [Templeton] Great to meet you, sir. 56 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:20,246 Officer Dudge. 57 00:02:21,148 --> 00:02:22,519 Officer Shaw. 58 00:02:22,553 --> 00:02:24,790 Two nominees from the same precinct. 59 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:26,259 That's rare, almost like... 60 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,096 an albino rattlesnake. 61 00:02:28,129 --> 00:02:28,798 Whoa! 62 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:30,835 Is it hemotoxic or neurotoxic venom? 63 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:31,770 Neuro. 64 00:02:31,804 --> 00:02:32,772 You're a badass. 65 00:02:33,039 --> 00:02:35,978 Well, I am here to identify the person who best demonstrates 66 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:39,285 professionalism, integrity, and a commitment to animal safety. 67 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:41,323 And whoever shows me these qualities will get 68 00:02:41,356 --> 00:02:43,794 my recommendation as one of the 10 finalists 69 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:45,363 for this year's award. 70 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:47,335 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to hit the head. 71 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,172 I've been in this onesie all morning. 72 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:50,541 Okay, Wayne is gonna do a ride-along 73 00:02:50,574 --> 00:02:51,342 with both you and Templeton. 74 00:02:51,610 --> 00:02:53,480 I need you to impress him, 'cause if Templeton 75 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,317 wins this award, he's coming for my job. 76 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:56,052 Yeah, he's gotten bolder. 77 00:02:56,252 --> 00:02:57,622 I caught him eating lunch here yesterday, 78 00:02:57,656 --> 00:02:59,425 doing a pretend Zoom with the mayor. 79 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:01,329 Is that why there was feta on my keyboard? 80 00:03:01,329 --> 00:03:02,431 Frank, you have to win. 81 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:05,170 Guys, this comes down to personality. 82 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:06,640 I got it in the bag. 83 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:07,508 [Victoria] Hmm. 84 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:10,280 What is these looks? 85 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:12,317 Guys, I'm diligent. I'm smart. 86 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:13,988 I'm quick with a zinger, like... 87 00:03:13,988 --> 00:03:16,159 Emily, you'd be taken more seriously if your sentences 88 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:17,261 didn't sound like questions. 89 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:18,063 Okay. Ouch? 90 00:03:18,296 --> 00:03:20,267 Yeah, I hate to say it, but I think Templeton 91 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,737 has a very pale leg up on you. 92 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,108 The terrible stuff that he says seems like jokes 93 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,143 if you don't know him. 94 00:03:25,177 --> 00:03:26,345 Maybe you need to do something, 95 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,216 I don't know, a little extra. 96 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,555 Something that makes Templeton look worse. 97 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:33,259 I'm sorry, is there something wrong with your stomach? 98 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:35,732 No, I think she wants Frank to sabotage Templeton. 99 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:38,670 As your boss, I would never suggest that. 100 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,939 On the record. 101 00:03:39,973 --> 00:03:40,808 Yeah, I'm in. 102 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,746 Shred, what ideas do we have left in the dossier? 103 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:44,482 There's the one where we convince Templeton 104 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:46,486 he's becoming the smallest man on Earth. 105 00:03:46,486 --> 00:03:47,321 But that could take years. 106 00:03:47,555 --> 00:03:50,160 See, I would never condone anything like that. 107 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:52,231 Because that would be cheating. 108 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,201 I got it, just please don't wink again. 109 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,036 ♪ 110 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:57,141 So, Maya's been hounding me for a double date 111 00:03:57,174 --> 00:03:57,942 with you and Parker. 112 00:03:58,209 --> 00:03:59,980 I've been trying to hold her off, but she just-- 113 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,182 she's got this couples therapist 114 00:04:01,216 --> 00:04:02,652 wrapped around her finger. -Hmm. 115 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:05,390 Usually when Parker and I meet up with other couples, 116 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,961 group sex is involved. 117 00:04:06,994 --> 00:04:10,802 Yeah... no, this would be like a corner booth at P.F. Chang's. 118 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,171 Say, 5:45. 119 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:13,741 One bottle of wine, split four ways. 120 00:04:13,774 --> 00:04:15,444 You know, then we take home the rest. 121 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:18,383 'Kay, wow. This is all very... heteronormative, 122 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:20,320 trad-wife, norm-core. 123 00:04:20,353 --> 00:04:22,457 Which would make it kinda the freakiest thing 124 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:25,397 that Parker and I had done in a whi-- you know what? 125 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,733 Tell her we're in. 126 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,467 Are you sure? 127 00:04:27,669 --> 00:04:29,005 [gasps] Parker could tuck his shirt in. 128 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:30,708 Oh, my God! With a belt. 129 00:04:30,741 --> 00:04:31,944 [cackles] 130 00:04:31,977 --> 00:04:33,413 Hilarious. That's so good. 131 00:04:33,446 --> 00:04:36,352 For the record, I don't love you mocking my lifestyle. 132 00:04:36,386 --> 00:04:38,824 Old Navy's having a sale. Huh. 133 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:41,997 I know what I'm doing on Saturday. 134 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,468 ♪ 135 00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:47,241 Somebody's gotta go first. 136 00:04:47,274 --> 00:04:49,211 Then again, somebody's gotta go last. 137 00:04:49,244 --> 00:04:50,079 Doesn't matter to me. 138 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:52,250 Either way, he's gonna be eating a delicious éclair 139 00:04:52,317 --> 00:04:53,119 from his favorite bakery. 140 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:55,792 You're bribing him with an eclair after lunch? 141 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:56,660 That's embarrassing. 142 00:04:56,694 --> 00:04:58,463 -I'll go first. -Fine by me. 143 00:04:58,496 --> 00:05:00,901 All right, that's classic reverse psychology. 144 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,271 I will go second. 145 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:03,439 Mmm! Figured me out. 146 00:05:03,439 --> 00:05:05,778 Now, that is reverse psychology. 147 00:05:05,812 --> 00:05:07,013 I will go first. 148 00:05:07,882 --> 00:05:09,786 -What is that? -Hey! 149 00:05:11,723 --> 00:05:13,092 Like a violin. 150 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:15,732 Hey, Shred. I had dinner with my friend Cassie last night. 151 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:18,838 I showed her one of your snowboard clips. She's in. 152 00:05:18,871 --> 00:05:19,839 -In? -To you! 153 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,210 And you'd love her. She's so athletic 154 00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:24,314 and pretty and shorter than you. 155 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:25,652 So I sent her a text this morning, 156 00:05:25,685 --> 00:05:26,787 and she's open to a setup. 157 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:29,727 Yeah, that's really sweet and cool. 158 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:31,630 5'7" is also the global average for men. 159 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:32,565 Not that that matters. 160 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,903 Um, but I don't think I'm really in a place right now-- 161 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:35,605 No, listen! 162 00:05:35,772 --> 00:05:37,575 I've known her forever from church. 163 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:38,811 She's like my little church daughter. 164 00:05:38,811 --> 00:05:40,782 You're like my work son. It's perfect! 165 00:05:40,815 --> 00:05:42,585 Unless... are you seeing someone? 166 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,354 No, no, he's not seeing anyone. 167 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:46,325 No, you should do it. She sounds perfect. 168 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:47,596 Um... 169 00:05:47,929 --> 00:05:49,065 [Shred] Yes. 170 00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:50,601 Okay, yeah. I'd take her 171 00:05:50,635 --> 00:05:53,807 for... a spin. Ride. I-- I'd go out with her. 172 00:05:53,841 --> 00:05:56,312 But, can you tell her I'm shy and I don't like to kiss 173 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,214 on the first date. 174 00:05:57,448 --> 00:06:00,688 Ooh, nothing makes undies drop faster than a gentleman. 175 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:01,322 - Ah! 176 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:03,025 I got a good feeling about this. 177 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,731 Uh, sorry. What is happening? 178 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,936 Hello? It looks suspicious if you won't go on a setup 179 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:08,804 with the perfect woman. 180 00:06:09,105 --> 00:06:10,741 Yeah, or we could just tell everybody we're together, 181 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:12,612 and I don't go on the weird, fake date. 182 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:14,683 It's just, it's not a good time, with Wayne Peters, 183 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:16,653 and the ACOOTYs and there's a supermoon tomorrow. 184 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:18,490 So this is a better plan, just trust me. 185 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,926 I didn't know about the supermoon. 186 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:21,062 -Yeah. -Okay. 187 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:22,097 I will go on the date. 188 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:25,538 But, while I'm holding her hand, I'll be imagining it's yours. 189 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:27,508 Why will you be holding her hand? 190 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:30,948 This is a very confusing assignment you've given me. 191 00:06:32,652 --> 00:06:34,689 And here I thought my greatest disguise 192 00:06:34,756 --> 00:06:36,526 was hiding my sweet tooth. 193 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,429 Ehh, a good officer does his research. 194 00:06:38,462 --> 00:06:40,333 [bat screeches] -Whoa! 195 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,772 Bat. Rousettus aegyptiacus. 196 00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:43,741 Unconfined. 197 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,110 How do we proceed, officer? 198 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,546 Uh, okay. Wet road conditions. 199 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,818 School bus on my six. Too dicey to brake. 200 00:06:48,818 --> 00:06:50,988 I'm gonna confuse its echolocation. 201 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:52,090 Whoo! 202 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,061 Whoo! Whoo! 203 00:06:54,094 --> 00:06:55,631 Wee-wee-oh! 204 00:06:58,971 --> 00:06:59,973 Textbook. 205 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,379 [Dudge] I'll give you that one. 206 00:07:03,412 --> 00:07:05,183 I said that, I did say that. 207 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,788 Wayne, just want to apologize on behalf of the precinct 208 00:07:07,822 --> 00:07:09,792 for what you experienced on that ride along. 209 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:11,930 Questionable jokes, unnecessary lip licking, 210 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:14,368 giggling and whispering like a farmhouse ghost. 211 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:15,504 Au contraire. 212 00:07:15,537 --> 00:07:16,874 Wayne and I had a fine time 213 00:07:16,907 --> 00:07:18,777 controlling the animals of Seattle. 214 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,347 He caught a bat while driving. 215 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,551 I've never seen such deft fingers. 216 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:23,921 Um... 217 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:25,758 well, I'm glad you enjoyed your opener, 218 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:27,929 because your headliner's about to melt your face off. 219 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:29,899 Unfortunately, that bat took a huge chunk of our day. 220 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:32,505 Why don't we just grab a hotel lobby coffee tomorrow? 221 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,441 I'm rolling out for Boise around 9:00. 222 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,947 -I'll be there at 7:00. -I wake up at 8:15. 223 00:07:36,947 --> 00:07:39,084 T-Bag, impressive stuff today, buddy. 224 00:07:39,117 --> 00:07:40,086 Thanks. 225 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:42,592 Nice try, Frank. 226 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:47,000 And the ACOOTY goes to Dirk Templeton Dudge. 227 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,806 Why doesn't he just go by Dirk? 228 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:53,947 This is out of control. 229 00:07:54,181 --> 00:07:56,553 Thanks to your little prank, Templeton looks like 230 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,256 gosh dang Captain America. 231 00:07:58,289 --> 00:08:00,193 How was I supposed to know that living Squishmallow 232 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,197 was gonna be competent for the first time in his life? 233 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,001 When he takes my job, they'll probably move me 234 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:05,871 to city planning, which we all know is 235 00:08:05,871 --> 00:08:07,909 a never-ending argument about bike lanes. 236 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:09,779 Don't worry, Frank still has his coffee date, 237 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:11,249 and my man is great in the mornin'. 238 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,520 He wakes up just a chittering like a field mouse. 239 00:08:13,554 --> 00:08:14,823 I'm not your man and don't lie. 240 00:08:14,856 --> 00:08:16,960 6:00 to 8:00 PM is my golden hour. 241 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,595 Wait a minute. 242 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:18,998 Why don't I just invite Wayne over 243 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,668 for dinner and drinks at my place? 244 00:08:20,702 --> 00:08:22,071 -[groans] -No... 245 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:23,841 Why are you doing that again? 246 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,644 'Cause you're a sad man with a sad house. 247 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:28,584 Wait, what if we could dilute the sadness with us? 248 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:30,855 We could throw a dinner party, sing Frank's praises, 249 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:32,892 and then maybe Wayne wouldn't even notice that you have 250 00:08:32,892 --> 00:08:34,395 an entire room for your dog and your cat. 251 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,667 Mmm, I couldn't do tonight, 'cause Maya, she bullied me 252 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,468 into a double date with Victoria. 253 00:08:37,669 --> 00:08:39,906 I'm doing that for ironic cosplay reasons, 254 00:08:39,906 --> 00:08:42,111 so rolling that into a work thing kinda works. 255 00:08:42,111 --> 00:08:43,179 [knocking] 256 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:44,048 [Dudge] What are you doing? 257 00:08:44,281 --> 00:08:46,853 You guys plotting? You-you have plotting energy. 258 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:48,990 Somebody close the blinds right now. 259 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,128 Sorry. 260 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,838 And his name was Doctor Tarantula. 261 00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:58,109 Cassie, this is Shred. 262 00:08:58,476 --> 00:09:00,515 Oh, my God, he's so cute. 263 00:09:00,515 --> 00:09:01,850 Ooh, the cat's not too bad either. 264 00:09:01,883 --> 00:09:03,453 Don't worry, we've both been dewormed. 265 00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:06,660 Oh, well, why don't I take this little fur baby so you two 266 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,462 can get going on your date? 267 00:09:08,496 --> 00:09:09,899 Ooh, is it date time already? 268 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:12,671 Yay... go have fun, you two. 269 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,709 Ye-- yes. 270 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:16,846 Okay. After you. 271 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,483 [Daisy] Ooh. 272 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:21,824 After you! I bet he's doing that so he can look at her butt. 273 00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,894 Ah! Yeah. For sure, for sure. 274 00:09:23,928 --> 00:09:25,831 You know, as long as you're matchmaking, feel free 275 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,768 to throw some strange my way. 276 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:29,171 Girl, they got apps for that. 277 00:09:29,204 --> 00:09:30,106 Yeah. 278 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:32,545 So glad you could make it. 279 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,515 Figured you're on the road 300 days a year. 280 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:35,584 Home cooked meal, 281 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,586 toasty Italian red might be nice. 282 00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:40,193 Yeah, my dinner was gonna be the cold bagels that I pocketed 283 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:41,996 from the Ramada, so. -Oh! 284 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,834 [all laughing] 285 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:44,702 Ramada. 286 00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:46,004 -May I? -Please. 287 00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:47,842 I am so glad this worked out. 288 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:49,746 I've been trying to get us all together for ages, 289 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,382 but Amit keeps telling me you're too busy. 290 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:54,555 No, he's totally right. We're crazy busy these days. 291 00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:57,628 Um, candle shopping and Container Store and... 292 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,634 racing each other to finish the Wordle. 293 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,070 It was so hard today. 294 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:02,705 -It was. -[Patel] Not for her! 295 00:10:02,939 --> 00:10:04,809 She got it in two guesses. Exile. 296 00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,478 Oh, well, don't give 'em the answer! 297 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,749 What? Let me brag on you, baby. 298 00:10:07,782 --> 00:10:09,017 -Oh, stop. -No, you stop. 299 00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:11,657 -Stop. -You stop. You stop. 300 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,594 Stop. No, you stop. 301 00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:14,294 You stop! 302 00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:16,098 Are you as turned on as I am right now? 303 00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:17,735 Stop it, I've got such a headache 304 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:18,837 from doing all that laundry. 305 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,172 Ooh, stop. We're getting there. 306 00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,209 I'm exhausted. 307 00:10:21,242 --> 00:10:22,177 [clinking] 308 00:10:22,177 --> 00:10:22,845 If I may. 309 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:25,884 I just wanted to give a little toast. 310 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,325 And thank Frank for not only hosting this lovely dinner 311 00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:30,895 for all of us, but also... 312 00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:34,835 being one of the best officers I've ever known. 313 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:38,910 His courage, quick thinking, calm under pressure. 314 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:43,554 If I ever get that dreaded wolf in an orphanage phone call. 315 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,591 Frank's my guy. So. 316 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:46,526 To Frank. 317 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,160 -To Frank. -To Frank. 318 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,864 -To the big catch. -[Emily] Cheers. 319 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,601 -Stop, stop, stop. -He's the best. 320 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:52,939 Stop. Compliments make me uncomfortable. 321 00:10:52,972 --> 00:10:55,711 Your co-workers have a lot of nice things to say about you. 322 00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:56,613 Oh, well, wait till you meet Shred. 323 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,084 He has a bit of a partner crush on me. Where is he? 324 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,890 Oh, Shred is on a date, but he should be here soon. 325 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:05,097 And I mean, it's only been, um-- oh, three hours. 326 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:05,798 Wow. 327 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,768 You know what we should do next time? 328 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,104 Taste of Seattle. 329 00:11:09,138 --> 00:11:10,741 It's the last Sunday of every month. 330 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:13,179 And this month, the theme is cheese. 331 00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:15,016 Yeah, but they only let you sample 332 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,086 three cheeses, and you guys probably have plans, so. 333 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,791 No, we'll be there. I'll bring my Lactaid. 334 00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:21,094 See, babe, I told you they'd be into it. 335 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,765 [Patel] She did, she told me. 336 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,835 All right, couples selfie time. You ready? 337 00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:27,908 I am extremely horny right now. 338 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:30,346 Your sensible sneakers are driving me absolutely insane. 339 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,215 Stop. 340 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,384 [Parker clears throat] 341 00:11:32,618 --> 00:11:34,488 [Dudge] It's always good to be back at my old frat. 342 00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:37,628 I noticed you guys are getting a little soft with your hazing. 343 00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:38,495 When I was a freshman, 344 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,834 The senior brothers convinced me to get a tattoo 345 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,337 to match theirs. 346 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:43,339 Then theirs washed off. 347 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:46,679 Hey, remember you told me to follow Patel's wife's socials? 348 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:47,948 Well, it's finally paying off. 349 00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:48,950 I got a discount at Madewell, 350 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:51,957 and I just found out that Frank is hosting a dinner party 351 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:53,660 with Wayne right now. 352 00:11:53,694 --> 00:11:54,796 [Dudge] I knew it. 353 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,365 That was plotting energy. 354 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,676 I present... Salmon a la Shaw. 355 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:02,778 [Patel] Wow! 356 00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:04,447 What's everyone else eating? 357 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,418 [all laughing] 358 00:12:07,253 --> 00:12:08,222 So good. 359 00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:09,391 [doorbell rings] 360 00:12:09,425 --> 00:12:11,428 Oh! Uh, Shred's finally here. 361 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:14,869 [crowd cheers] 362 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,338 [Frat bro] There he is! 363 00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:20,113 [loud cheering] 364 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:22,116 My lawn is a National Lampoon movie. 365 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,154 [chanting] Frank! Frank! Frank! 366 00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,124 No! Get away! 367 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,865 This has Templeton's dandruff sprinkled all over it. 368 00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:35,944 [party music thumping] 369 00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:38,483 [indiscernible conversations] 370 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,054 That's Doc Whiskers'! 371 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,992 ♪ 372 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,233 Throwing a rager on a Tuesday? I'm appalled, Frank. 373 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,705 I just rushed here from Bible studies as soon as I heard. 374 00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:52,811 Save it, officer Dudge, I know you're responsible for this. 375 00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:55,083 You told me you're a legacy member of this frat 376 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,185 when we were on our drive. 377 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:57,153 You even taught me the handshake! 378 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,026 He had to rush twice, he didn't get in his first semester. 379 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,863 'Cause it went with my mom the first time. 380 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:02,798 Frank put the bat in your pastry. 381 00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:05,069 Okay, I guess I'm dealing with a couple pranksters here. 382 00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:07,742 You're both missing the esprit de corps 383 00:13:07,775 --> 00:13:09,311 that makes Animal Control special. 384 00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:11,148 We put the animals before ourselves, 385 00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:12,851 and you've both lost sight of that. 386 00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:15,122 So, neither of you are getting my endorsement. 387 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,730 [Frank/Dudge] Wayne, please! 388 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,068 Do not drink outta that vase! 389 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,704 What are you doing? No! 390 00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:24,174 -Hey! -Oh, my gosh, you're here. 391 00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:24,909 -Thank God. -[Shred] Yeah. 392 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,347 Our plan to impress Wayne is a disaster. 393 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,182 I'm so sorry I'm late. 394 00:13:28,449 --> 00:13:30,220 Coffee went long, and then we went to mini golf. 395 00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,088 -It was a whole thing. -No, it's okay. 396 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:34,227 It doesn't matter. What matters is you're here now. 397 00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:36,465 And so is Cassie. 398 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:37,434 Cassie's here. 399 00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:39,939 Yeah. Frank texted while we were at the batting cages. 400 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:41,408 He said to come right away. 401 00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:42,745 The batting cages? 402 00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:43,947 I played softball in college. 403 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:46,085 At Princeton. She gets weird about it. 404 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:46,920 Just say you went there. 405 00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:49,224 Why are you weird about it? It must be so nice 406 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,930 to be so pretty and smart and athletic. 407 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,466 Do you wanna get something to drink? 408 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,069 Um... 409 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,038 Emily, do you want anything? 410 00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:58,877 No, thank you. I'm good. Just worry about your date. 411 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:00,446 -[Cassie giggles] -Okay. 412 00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:10,534 Who would've thought that living out my worst nightmare 413 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:12,003 could be so hot? 414 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,041 Nightmare's a little strong. 415 00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:16,011 They gave us the number for their gutter guy. 416 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:18,115 But, like, on a physical card. 417 00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:19,184 Why do they have this? 418 00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:20,855 Did they just ask him for extras? 419 00:14:20,855 --> 00:14:23,225 I get that it's sad stuff, but is it? 420 00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:26,131 I mean, I'm actually excited about Taste of Seattle. 421 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,968 Wait-- are you still doing a bit? 422 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,939 -We're not going to that. -Why not? 423 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:32,244 Because we're not Maya and Patel. 424 00:14:32,244 --> 00:14:35,751 Yeah, but would it be that bad if someday we were? 425 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:39,024 Okay, we're not the mom and dad types. 426 00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:40,360 Okay, but this quarter-zip 427 00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,130 has awoken something inside of me. 428 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:43,633 Like a... like a werewolf. 429 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,371 But with a mortgage and little league on the weekends. 430 00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:49,445 Oh, um... yeah. I need some air. 431 00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,081 [Parker] Babe, wait. 432 00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:53,119 Wait, where does that leave us for the cheese thing? 433 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,222 [dance music plays] 434 00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:58,229 - It's hot. - Back it up. 435 00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:00,033 Back it up, back it up, back it up. 436 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,334 -What? What? -What? 437 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,305 Oh, wow. Okay. 438 00:15:03,305 --> 00:15:04,876 Oh... 439 00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,079 Love this song, too. It's so good. 440 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,884 [Emily] You can't help but dance. 441 00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:09,952 Oh, my god! 442 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,090 Oh, my god, Cass. I'm so sorry. 443 00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,261 That's so crazy that that happened. 444 00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:16,298 Oh, it's... it's really-- it's okay. 445 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,135 I have another shirt in my work bag. 446 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:21,041 -Okay. -She's a pediatric oncologist. 447 00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,844 Ahh! You are? 448 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,582 Wow, you're saving the little ones. 449 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:25,482 That's outta sight. 450 00:15:25,784 --> 00:15:29,023 Wow-- I myself, I volunteer at a women's shelter, so. 451 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,159 -Saint Augustine's? -Uh-huh. 452 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:32,129 I'm there, like, four times a week. 453 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,836 Yeah, it has been a minute since I've been there. 454 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:38,409 I used to go Saturdays, but I found this one yoga class, so... 455 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,480 There's actually a guest bedroom upstairs 456 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,516 if you wanna change. 457 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,085 Yes! Yes, Shred. 458 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,656 But she doesn't know the house. 459 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,325 So, why don't you be a gentleman and show her 460 00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,329 where the second bedroom is? 461 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,266 You know what? I'll take you. 462 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,969 -Oh, you're so sweet. -I gotcha. 463 00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:53,373 -Yeah. -You remind me of my aunt. 464 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,207 Aww. 465 00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,846 -Whoops. Gotcha again. -[Cassie] Oh! 466 00:15:57,213 --> 00:15:58,917 Let's get you changed. 467 00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:02,357 [TV Chef] ...remember your technique in slicing 468 00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:04,962 into the onion making some level... 469 00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,566 Sorry. Wrong room. 470 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,101 Okay. Yeah. 471 00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:12,077 So, Shred seems great. 472 00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:14,147 Yeah. Yeah. Shred, he's... 473 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,384 Not great. Nuh-uh. 474 00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:18,590 He's-he's pretty problematic. 475 00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:20,326 Yeah, he's a real hound dog. 476 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,263 He seemed so nice at the batting cages. 477 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,969 I'm sure he was. That's one of his moves though. 478 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:28,910 It's toxic respect. It's the new gaslighting. 479 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:29,979 -Is that a thing? -If I were you, 480 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,985 I would put on several layers of clothes, like... 481 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,454 just right now. -Yeah. 482 00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:37,528 And maybe just, you know, leave without even saying goodbye. 483 00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,364 -Yeah. -Let's just bundle you up and... 484 00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,301 -No, that's a good idea. -And get you outta here. 485 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,939 -You know? -Thank you so much. 486 00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:45,944 That award came with a $10,000 prize. 487 00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:48,015 I was gonna travel to Turkey. 488 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,120 I assume for hair transplants and all the Botox 489 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,388 your brow can hold? 490 00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:52,357 Lip filler. 491 00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:54,361 You can't put a price on being a legend. 492 00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:56,298 I was blinded by my hatred for you. 493 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:57,968 I lost sight of the animals. 494 00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:00,239 [animal bellows] 495 00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:04,347 [animal bellows] 496 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,953 Hey, look. I stole our mascot. 497 00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:08,088 Free the humps! 498 00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:09,224 [crowd cheers] 499 00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,961 That's my big bro! 500 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,299 Not cool, Trey. Get off the camel! 501 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,000 Okay. 502 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,336 [animal bellows] 503 00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:17,407 [crowd cheers] -Yeah! 504 00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:19,678 [camera clicks] 505 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:22,383 ♪ 506 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,495 [Frank] Flank him! I'll go left. 507 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,968 Hey, Siri, play My Humps by Fergie. 508 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:31,803 [Siri] Calling Mom. 509 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:34,374 No, don't call Mom. Play My Humps! 510 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,646 Hey. Cassie texted. She left the party. 511 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:38,316 -What? Oh... -Really? 512 00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:41,088 I teed that up for you. She was perfect. 513 00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:43,392 Smart, family money, tight little church body. 514 00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:44,228 How tight was that body, Emily? 515 00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:47,099 Honestly, very tight. Did you say family money? 516 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,970 Baby boy, what the hell happened? 517 00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,139 She wasn't right for me. 518 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,474 Because... 519 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,179 I'm in love with someone else. 520 00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,182 [heartfelt music plays] 521 00:17:58,422 --> 00:17:59,525 Who is it? 522 00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:00,627 I want names. 523 00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:03,365 My ex. 524 00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:04,334 Camila. 525 00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:07,273 She's an Olympic snowboarder and I still have feelings. 526 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:09,044 Okay, I need some eyes on this ice queen. 527 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,279 Yeah. 528 00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,685 Oh, you still have photos of her on your phone. 529 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,387 That's nice. 530 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,425 [Daisy] And she's an Olympian? 531 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,362 Oh, you're not getting any better than this. 532 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:19,264 Come on, let's go get a drink, 533 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,669 and we can game-plan on how we're gonna get her back. 534 00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,470 Okay. 535 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:23,773 -[Shred] 'Kay. -Go do that. 536 00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:25,644 - Yeah. - Go get her back. 537 00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,217 -Hey. -Hey. 538 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,388 Sorry I sort of freaked out. 539 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,593 You caught me off guard. 540 00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:36,197 I think I caught myself off guard, too. 541 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:39,204 Do you really want all that stuff? 542 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,175 Kids. House. 543 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,445 A belt that's not rope. 544 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,884 I've been a drifter all my life. 545 00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:49,558 And tonight I got a preview of what it would be like 546 00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:52,363 to settle down with a girl that I really like. 547 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:55,570 And I really liked it. 548 00:18:57,107 --> 00:18:58,408 Hmm. 549 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,379 See... 550 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,483 That scares me, 551 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,688 because I don't want those things. 552 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:07,561 Damn. 553 00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:08,529 Damn. 554 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,144 I don't want to stand in the way of you 555 00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:17,547 chasing what you want. 556 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,822 So, what does that mean, are we breaking up? 557 00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,329 I think we are. 558 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,412 Make way for the dromedary! 559 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:37,320 Listen up, all you Aidan, Brayden, Caden, Jadens and Noahs. 560 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:40,093 This thing has a 15-foot spit radius. 561 00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,663 That's a 30-foot diameter. 562 00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:42,864 Math major, bitches. 563 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,500 [crowd cheers] 564 00:19:46,305 --> 00:19:49,244 So, now would probably be a good time to tell you 565 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,749 I have a bit of a jealousy problem. 566 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,718 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 567 00:19:52,952 --> 00:19:55,222 Yeah, you really scared the crap outta that poor girl. 568 00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:57,426 I know. I had to, though, because no one told me 569 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,999 she was this athletic doctor with generational wealth 570 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,738 who saves sick kids and is also, like, super hot. 571 00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:04,909 Yeah, but that's not what I want. 572 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,278 I want you. 573 00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:07,614 Whoa. 574 00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:08,883 No! No. 575 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:09,818 -You're hot. -Okay. 576 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:12,390 Obviously, you're like this incredible boss that works 577 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,127 with disadvantaged women 578 00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,730 when it works with her yoga schedule. 579 00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:16,498 Shut up! 580 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,536 And that's what I like. 581 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:19,839 So... 582 00:20:20,239 --> 00:20:22,110 You're in love with someone? 583 00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:24,414 I did say that, didn't I? 584 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,554 Might I ask who? Or... 585 00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:42,651 Well. Enjoy this. 586 00:20:42,685 --> 00:20:44,622 It'll be the last time I offer you a drink 587 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,526 that doesn't require an antidote. 588 00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,797 That might be the first ever dual scooter 589 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,366 frat party camel rescue. 590 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,538 Too bad Wayne wasn't here to see it. 591 00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:54,808 He saw everything, brah. 592 00:20:57,681 --> 00:21:00,352 You two put your petty squabbles aside, 593 00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,488 and you put the animals first. 594 00:21:01,522 --> 00:21:03,593 And that is what this award is all about. 595 00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:06,398 You both get my endorsement to be in the final 10 nominees. 596 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,868 -Congratulations. -Sir. 597 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:08,770 Thanks. 598 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,041 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to be in Boise 599 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,478 in the morning, or should I say, a vending machine guy 600 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,249 named Rocko does. 601 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,188 We did it! We're back in the game. 602 00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:19,357 You know, and for those ten minutes, 603 00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:20,761 I didn't abhor your presence. 604 00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:21,629 Samezies. 605 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,602 You know, it's nice seeing you two work together. 606 00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:27,239 Maybe we can bring that energy back to the precinct? 607 00:21:27,273 --> 00:21:29,177 Hey, Trey. Celebratory keg stand. 608 00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:31,415 I want a brother on every limb. 609 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,918 [Dudge] Let's do it, boys. 610 00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:35,489 [crowd chants] T-Bag! T-Bag! 611 00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:37,427 Bury that man. 612 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:38,863 Oh, he's already dead.